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Bagged a fat girl who wants me(...) 01/15/26(Thu)10:56:16 No.34162776

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Bagged a fat girl who wants me to go her place tomorrow. Is it worth it? Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)10:56:16 No.34162776

>27
>Not had sex since I was 20
>Traumatic family event a few years ago caused me to isolate myself completely
>Fat and balding

Here's my problem bros, I managed to get a match on a dating app. Fuck knows how as I am a mess, fat as a pig and losing my luscious locks by the day. Yet here we are with someone who I've been talking to. Am I a shallow bastard? Absolutely, am I thinking of just going round there to do the deed? Probably but knowing me I'll get lapped up in actual female companionship and stay the night. I hope thats the case anyway.

Said she's dated someone with a micropenis as well, so me and my 5 inch punisher shouldn't be too big an issue (literally). But her place is over an hour away and I just don't know if I can be bothered risking my worn out shitbox driving that far.

What do you think chuds? Should I go harpoon myself a whale?

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)11:11:00 No.34162820

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)11:11:00 No.34162820

You're a fucking whale shut your fucking mouth fat bitch holy shit.

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)11:32:53 No.34162876

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)11:32:53 No.34162876

>>34162776
>What do you think chuds? Should I go harpoon myself a whale?
For her sake, no.

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)11:42:59 No.34162905

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)11:42:59 No.34162905

>>34162776
Bring a bag of burgers with you, bond over being fat fucks.

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)11:43:44 No.34162907

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)11:43:44 No.34162907

>>34162876

Arent you a good little redditor

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)11:45:23 No.34162914

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)11:45:23 No.34162914

>>34162905

She vegan so I'll have to bring corporate slop

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)11:51:14 No.34162925

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)11:51:14 No.34162925

>>34162776
>Not had sex since I was 20
you definitely should go

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