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Would like to cry rn
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Gender
how do we outlaw basketball hats
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Women
Did you ever date a guy with the “i can fix him…” mentality in your head
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women, you're just...


*disappointed sigh*
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I have a small pp that women won't like and I want to make it the problem of other people
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Girls
would you change your hair color for a guy?
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>>34169727
Yeah. But now I know that's bad.
>>34169732
No
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>>34169727
Never. And they always just get worse.

>>34169732
Have and would.
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>>34169726
shouldn't be too hard
baseball caps are domestic terrorism so that ought to naturally extend to other head coverings
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>>34169734
>No
you're already blonde so...
>>34169736
based
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>>34169732
Why? Because I need to look similar to his favorite porn bimbo?
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>>34169721
Do it. You'll feel better after.
>>34169727
Not so much "I can fix him" as it was "I will give this person as much patience and support as I can muster while they try to fix themselves". He dumped me before he could take more than I could give but ultimately that was the right call because neither of us resents the other, it's just over.
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Ladies if you block a guy from social media after he gives you a love note does that mean you hate him?
I am asking because somehow my dumbass still has feelings for her and the way she handled it left me uncertain.
She didn't say anything she just blocked me.
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>>34169743
nigga if she blocked you, she doesnt want to see you again
thats what blocking means
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I need a breasts to suckle
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>>34169732
No
>>34169743
I don't hate the homeless drug addicts who try to talk to me on the bus, doesn't mean I want them doing it though.
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>>34169739
>you're already blonde so...
Yeah, and that's why I'm gonna look at guys that ask me to dye black like they are retarded. Because they are.
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>>34169741
I’m sorry that happen. You deserve better, especially when you tried to show him support. But I’m glad it didn’t end badly.
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Femanons make me feel undateable :(
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>>34169743
and desu it wasn't a love note.
It was more like boohoo I had feelings for you all this time, and I am only telling you know several months after the fact I had went radio silent and told her goodbye
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>>34169747
Dye hair and pubes blue pls thanks
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>>34169747
dying hair to anything but Blonde or Red is retarded
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>>34169716
lmaoo based OP pic, I posted about this earlier also >>34168538
>>34169749
you can talk to girls IRL, ygmi
iktf though these threads made me way more incellish
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>>34169748
>deserve
I don't like to think of it like that
What we deserve and what we get are very rarely the same thing. That's just how life works. You work with what you get or leave it behind if it's impeding you.
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>>34169754
I don't know any girls irl
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Moids. Do you believe in true love? How badly do you desire it?
>>34169732
For a kink? yes. For style? yes. For a weird race thing? no. t. Redhead
>>34169727
Yeah desu. I wish I hadnt. They turned out to be the worst ones.
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34169756
rip, maybe at some point you can meet some
I'm grateful that I had good female friends and party buddies in the past
stopped me believing all the incel nonsense on the internet
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Men how would you feel if your pregnant wife didn’t want to have sex with you for the entire first trimester because she was too sick?
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>>34169758
tranny threads
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>>34169757
>t. Redhead
DO NOT DYE
DO NOT DYE
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>>34169757
>Do you believe in true love?
No. True love was a concept invented by fiction authors in medieval France (it's where Lancelot was added to the legend of King Arthur lol)
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>>34169757
True love is forged and carefully maintained, not stumbled upon by fate or destiny. And I want it more than anything.
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>>34169757
>Do you believe in true love?
I mean sounds like a bit of a fairy tale term lol, but I do believe you can deeply love someone for life
>How badly do you desire it?
I mean if I met the right girl and we could live happily ever after and I could give everything to her then yeah that'd be pretty kino. in reality though I don't see it happening and have made peace with being the crazy cat uncle
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>>34169760
dont care, I can live just fine if the only time we had sex is when we are trying for a child
very low libido
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Me BOMBA
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>>34169760
that'd be fine lol, her wellbeing comes first ofc
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>>34169757
>Moids. Do you believe in true love? How badly do you desire it?
yes and yes
I don't have any proof of it being real though but I still believe in it
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>>34169757
>Moids. Do you believe in true love?
No, its not a thing. its a transaction
>How badly do you desire it?
cant desire something that doesnt exist
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>>34169759
I'm 30 it's too late for me
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I apparently want a girl, that doesn't want me
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>>34169776
never too late dude, rave to the grave
people look for friends at all ages
>>34169779
RIP, do you know for sure dude? have you asked her out?
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>>34169764
I prefer a love more irrational. Enchanted worldview.
>>34169762
loll too late its dyed black year round im a self hating redhead
>>34169771
me too nonny, me too.
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>>34169780
I did she's >not ready for a relationship rn
I loose myself in her eyes every time i see her
But i cant be flirty even though i want to
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>>34169781
>too late its dyed black year round im a self hating redhead
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>>34169782
rip
ig you can still enjoy her company and admire from afar...
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>>34169757
>Moids. Do you believe in true love?
Yes, of course
>How badly do you desire it?
I would give the entire world for it
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>>34169784
That's not enough for me
I already know how it is to hold her close in my arms
I want more but i'm not allowed to
Meh
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>>34169781
>loll too late its dyed black year round im a self hating redhead
I mean black hair is nice but why would you hate yourself for being a redhead? redheads are perfect
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>>34169781
>love more irrational.
It is certainly a mood to want that. Honestly, love that truly lasts feels irrational.
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>>34169781
>me too nonny, me too.
hope I can find it one day
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>>34169781
>dyed black year round
hot
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>>34169757
>Do you believe in true love?
What do you mean? Like there's probably couples that are more naturally compatible than others but idk
I don't believe there's someone for everyone. Otherwise why the fuck would anyone marry a widow? She already found her guy
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>>34169787
>I want more but i'm not allowed to
Well, make sure to take some time away from her to heal. Also, know that it might take a while to get over her.
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I want more coffee but If I have another cup I will give myself another caffeine overdose and those are not fun :(
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>>34169796
>I don't have much money
Why not just go on a walk or something else that's free?
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>>34169799
have some nice tea or milk instead <3
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are you suppose to have "rizz" when yo uare dating as an adult? i have not practiced at all, i focused on getting money and a house and ill need to start looking for a wife soon
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Femanons, state age and if you would date someone 8 years older than you
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Moids and henchmen. I got high and made banana bread so I am eating banana bread. Do you fuck with banana bread?
>>34169788
Its too girly and sweet. Not into it. I prefer a wretched elegance and admire scorned women.
>>34169789
>love that lasts feels irrational
thats precisely why i want it :)
>>34169791
post modern sleaze
>>34169793
I would be such a good widow ugh. Cant wait to die of a broken heart like a swan.
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How can I get an american gf as a europoor?
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>>34169802
Depends on the type of women you want to attract. Rizz is the thing most young zoomers are looking for. The House and money speak more to that older millennial looking for stability in her life.
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>>34169806
33
I would probably consider it but based on my track record it seems like I prefer men about a year younger than me.
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>>34169760
Get it somewhere else
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>>34169807
>Do you fuck with banana bread?

I do but now I'm wondering why the french bakeries don't
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>>34169800
because that's lame dude, I don't wanna bore her
she wanted to go to the supermarket with me the other day and go on a walk lol but like how lame is that
I wanna take her on a proper date but I'm broke and boring
>>34169802
nah just depends on the person. ig getting on well and having chemistry is more important than being johnny bravo or whatever
>>34169807
I haven't had it in forever but banana bread is amazingg
>>34169808
go to america ig
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>>34169807
>Do you fuck with banana bread?
Yes but I don't fw drug users sorry
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>>34169807
>post modern sleaze
What does this mean?
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Why shouldn't I travel to Thailand to rack up a bodycount of 30 in 2 months? I'd rather do that then become a wizard
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Women, thoughts on this room? R*dditors on /r/malespace hated it, but I think its quite cozy and typical of a 20 year old.

I guarantee that no woman would care about the room looking like this if you brought her over
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>>34169807
banana bread with chocolate chips is literal heaven.

>good widow ugh
Would you loudly wail while finding the body or would you be more reserved until the detectives arrived?
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>>34169807
>Its too girly and sweet.
I'm assuming you're not a very girly and sweet person then?
black hair still looks very nice
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>>34169820
Why no bedframe?
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Ichika Nito situation is crazy
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>>34169808
Idk women who showcase such open and overt sexuality like that turn me off 2bh
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>>34169825
Nta but why waste money on that?
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>>34169820
>typical of a 20 year old
Yeah it is
>cozy
Lol no
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>>34169797
Guess i'm grieving the possibility i saw
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>>34169815
>I wanna take her on a proper date but I'm broke and boring
Honestly, I feel bad for you. I mean that knowing it will sound patronizing. However, you really need to recognize that you are interesting, and she wants to know more about you. I hope you recognize it before she loses interest.
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>>34169830
>waste money
A bedframe provides extra storage space in your room, you stupid amateur utilitarian.
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>>34169732
No. Did Sydney?
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>>34169830
So the bottom of your mattress doesn't get moldy?
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>>34169825
I hate bed frames, in general. But here especially you dont want a bedframe. It would take up too much space, visually. You don't want that. Plus, sleeping on the floors makes you more grounded. It feels better.
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>>34169832
That is completely fine. Don't let anyone take away the validity of your emotions. Just know that you aren't alone. We've all been there.
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>>34169819
SEA doesn't count as losing it but you lose your wizard eligibility
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>>34169840
Thanks anon
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Just realized that the baseball cap hater foid in the last thread would probably hate it if I asked her to go to a minor league game with me lol
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>>34169841
Why not? Sex is sex
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>>34169781
>nonny
Isn't that meant for female anons?
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>>34169839
She does look r-slurred though
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>>34169844
I don't make the rules anon
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I don't believe in dead internet theory because moids itt are just as retarded as irl
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>>34169843
Im a guy, you homosexual
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>>34169847
I don't think she has roped yet.
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>>34169847
bet it grips like a retard holding the class hamster
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>>34169819
>wizard
>sleep with 30 prozzies in thailand
surely there must be a middle ground lol
>>34169820
mogs my room.........
>>34169826
what happen
>>34169833
>feel bad for you
lol, thanks dude <3 (no offense taken xD)
>you are interesting
I'm really not lol but thanks
>before she loses interest.
I think she already is, I don't blame her
>>34169849
>moids itt are just as retarded as irl
lol tru
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>>34169850
Lol well you have no excuse for being such a retard
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>>34169816
blehaghhehegghh the weed monster is gonna get you~ be very scareeeed~
>>34169820
Dude... wheres your bedframe and why are there so many cups on the ground?
>>34169822
it would be the wails of a banshee. absolutely distraught.
>>34169824
idk im a rly weird mix tbdesu. i think of myself as an elegant secretary bird but really im more like if a daria girl in all black got really into pilates.
>>34169845
no ur thinking of nona nonny
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>>34169781
> im a self hating redhead
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>>34169856
dress your age
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>>34169857
>no ur thinking of nona nonny
Pretty sure nonny is just the cutesy version of that.
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>>34169729
>I have a small pp that women won't like and I want to make it the problem of other people
Have sex. Then it will definitely be a problem for whoever you're having it with.
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>>34169855
>what happen
https://youtu.be/9ELz4RAkjqw
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>everyone around me has a SO, getting married, living together
>meanwhile i've been single for over 6 years now

feel like a failure
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>>34169855
I don't feel like it, when you're 30 girls have crazy bodycounts too. I just want parity
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>>34169757
>Moids. Do you believe in true love? How badly do you desire it?
No, and not at all.
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>>34169857
>daria girl in all black got really into pilates.
That sounds super attractive. Thanks for awakening that in me. I didn't know that was a thing.
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>>34169857
>>why are there so many cups on the ground?
>he doesn't know about cumcups
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>>34169865
Same. I’m 28 going on it’s over
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I wish I could have sex, but alas...
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>>34169820
>typical of a 20 year old.
No, not even if you were to still live with your parents
nag

>>34169838
>I hate bed frames, in general.
Insanely autistic.

>You don't want that.
Everybody besides you would
a) got a bedframe, so you can store shit in your tiny hole under it
b) or get a futon so you can remove it during the day and have more space.
That picture is literally the worst of both worlds.
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>>34169872
i'm turning 35 in 2 months
feels like i'm missing out
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>>34169857
>i think of myself as an elegant secretary bird but really im more like if a daria girl in all black got really into pilates.
do you have the same hairstyle and dress like her?
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>>34169865
Have you ever asked yourself why you might have an issue with being with a woman?
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>>34169857
>it would be the wails of a banshee.
Are you Irish?
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>>34169877
i'm naturally shy and introverted
past exes told me they never expected me to be that good of a kisser for example
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>>34169760
>Men how would you feel if your pregnant wife didn’t want to have sex with you for the entire first trimester because she was too sick?
Given that I would rather have both my feet bitten off by a crocodile than have children, this doesn't seem a very likely scenario. But okay, let's hypothesise. Is she too sick for hand jobs too? If not, we're good. If she is... I'll be grumpy, but will try not to blame her.
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>>34169806
>Femanons, state age and if you would date someone 8 years older than you
28 and ugh, no.
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>>34169757
>Moids. Do you believe in true love?
Yes as in someone can love another more than being alive.
How badly do you desire it?
I feel like a have hole in my soul, I don't need it but still feel my soul is disappointed with existence without it, that might be filled if and when I find love and acceptance but I wouldn't know until I had it, and thats a long chance
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>>34169865
ye I'm turning 28 this year, never had a real gf or sex
meanwhile all my old friends are getting married and have careers and buying houses etc.
I occasionally meet up with them but I have nothing in common with these people lol
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>>34169807
>Moids and henchmen. I got high and made banana bread so I am eating banana bread. Do you fuck with banana bread?
It might be better to eat it than to fuck it.
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>>34169886
Evolution made our arms too dang long.
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>>34169879
>i'm naturally shy and introverted
Now I'm going to get a bit more specific with that thought. Cause when I was younger, I felt the same way. However, I realized that I actually love being extroverted. It just takes a lot for me to be like that. So, I'll ask you are you willing to fight against your natural urges to stagnate?
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>>34169716
Women, do you like to dance?
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>>34169806
No
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>>34169889
let me shorten them for you
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>>34169819
>Why shouldn't I travel to Thailand to rack up a bodycount of 30 in 2 months?
You'll get herpes, but I don't care about that, so go for it.
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>>34169890
it's gotten a lot better
like i couldn't look into peoples eyes while talking
that's mostly ok now
and i'm pretty extroverted when i'm drunk and around friends
am i willing? sure
it's the energy i don't have
i need to recharge a LOT on my own
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>>34169820
Get a fucking ottoman bed, you amateur.
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>>34169760
Easy, bjs.
Kidding, its ok but if it continues during the whole pregnancy and after the baby is born then we have a problem. I don't want a sexless marriage. Assuming Im not the direct cause of her drop in libido like I stopped taking care if myself or her.
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>>34169889
Even walruses beat their meat.
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>>34169884
Why not? Really doesn't make sense at your age
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>>34169865
>>34169887
50% of them will be divorced and saddled with debt in five years. If they have children they'll get custody of them half the time, that's if they're lucky.
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>>34169865
>feel like a failure
You are.
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>>34169865
Im gonna marry my moid.
>>34169878
im murican..
>>34169876
...nno i gave myself pixie bangs again.. they looked so good grown out too aghh idk why i did that
>>34169891
Sorta. I like circus arts like fire dancing and stuff.
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>>34169820
>that roll of tp of cum
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>>34169905
We're all on 4chan anon, aren't we all
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>>34169891
Yes, but I do weird goth dances no one knows.
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>>34169865
>>34169887
I'm 30
All my sorta friends from high school are married with kids
My younger sister just got married
Meanwhile I still haven't moved out of my parents' house
I have a job and I'm planning on buying a car by April and an apartment by June
How practical is it? Idk but it's all I have rn
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>>34169908
*for
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>>34169902
>Why not?
I need someone who can keep up.
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>>34169907
clown girl?
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>>34169891
Man dancing really just looks good when woman do it imo
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>>34169909
>We're all on 4chan anon, aren't we all
Which rather proves my point.
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>>34169914
What do you even mean?
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>>34169904
>0% of them will be divorced and saddled with debt in five years.
doubt it, they're all happy normies, I bloody hate them
I'm going to bed
>>34169912
>lanning on buying a car by April and an apartment by June
that's amazing dude, godspeed <3
>>34169912
>younger sister just got married
yeah all my younger siblings are chad/stacy and have partners, I'm the black sheep
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>>34169891
Yeah I'm gonna go to a gay bar tonight if I can find one.
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>>34169891
God I hope my future foid doesn't want to dance
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>>34169915
>clown girl.
nono i just did circus arts growing up I work at a university
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>>34169921
Dang, you were almost 3/3 on leaving out the first character in the greentexts.
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>>34169921
also I'm 5'7'' and my younger brother is like 6''3'' and dating a stacy lol. hence I posted rigbones
>>34169924
dancing wirh grills is fun tho
my last two exes were really good dancers
>>34169927
lol yeah I'm typing with one hand rn and eating popcorn with the other
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>>34169924
Learn to swing dance. It’s an easy way to lead and chicks love being spun around.
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>>34169926
>sad ringmaster noises
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>>34169895
>i need to recharge a LOT on my own

I just bring this up in case it might help. Do you feel like there might be certain activities that you do by yourself that recharge your energy faster than others?
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Is Dua Lipa a whore? How many people has she likely slept with? 10? 20?
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>>34169931
>>34169930
Fuck no
Dancing sucks
I didn't like it as a youngster and I don't like it no

That's probably why I'm broken
Unable to enjoy such moments like that
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Foids, is your moid providing you a satisfactory amount and quality of orgasms?
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>>34169935
listening to music
gym time
mostly that
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>>34169938
I don't have moid but I provide for myself
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>>34169926
>circus arts
That’s the same shit as calling a secretary an “executive assistant”.
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Do men not like women who actually show interest in them? Does that scare them since they're not actually ready for something serious?
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>>34169945
The next woman to show interest in me will be the first one ever
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>>34169945
There is some truth to the idea that men enjoy the chase more than actually catching the prey.
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>>34169919
>What do you even mean?
That you don't even know what it is you're supposed to be keeping up with just proves how much too old you are
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>>34169947
This just confirms men are indeed predators and not fit to be good partners to women
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>>34169945
Bad question to ask here.
Guys you'd be interested in love your interest if you're hot yourself.
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>>34169938
>a satisfactory amount of orgasms
Is there such a thing?
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>>34169938
I prefer a domme high.
>>34169944
Clearly dont know enough about circus arts then
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>>34169907
>im murican..
You can be from the US and still have Irish parents or grandparents.
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>>34169945
>Do men not like women who actually show interest in them?
No, that's rubbish. Confidence is attractive, and it's nice to feel wanted.
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>>34169949
>men are indeed predators

>There is some truth

Does nuance mean nothing to people on the internet anymore?
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>>34169951
Of course I'm not hot, but you don't have to be hot to get into a relationship. I'm not chasing Chads myself, most people are not hot and many people are still in relationships
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>>34169936
I have no idea but she's hot and seems cool
>>34169945
>Do men not like women who actually show interest in them?
I do, most girls I dated made the first move
Does that scare them since they're not actually ready for something serious?
it was usually the other way round where I wanted something serious and they didn't
>>34169937
>Dancing sucks
to each their own, not for everyone
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>>34169938
He was
But then he dumped me
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Do women ever think about how cool it is that they were able to make boats, especially before there was even really proper glue or nails/screws?
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>>34169958
This is what's being said. However, you're in a place where guys aren't in relationships. Stop asking if they like women showing interest in them because that doesn't really happen (not anymore).
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>>34169964
Wood floats…
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>>34169899
>ottoman bed
holy IKEA core
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>>34169953
>dont know enough about circus arts then
Well, I'll be a good student if you'll teach me :)
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How hard is it to sexually satisfy a woman?
It sounds super hard and frustrating
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>>34169938
It's not really legal to have sex outside of marriage where I live
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>>34169967
They do if you’re always on the hunt.
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>>34169969
nta but it took me a while to get used to sleeping in a bed again after being homeless and couch surfing for almost a year
beds are overrated desu, do we really need them?
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>>34169967
>Stop asking if they like women showing interest in them because that doesn't really happen (not anymore).
It's never really been that common, sure dating is difficult, but it always has been for the types of people that are on 4chan (myself included). It doesn't take away from what I'm saying where I have shown interest in men I've talked to and them not being very receptive to it
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>>34169973
Oh, shut up. There's nothing to hunt and nowhere. As you said, everyone is in a relationship. Everyone else.
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>>34169967
>place where guys aren't in relationships
But why tho? I feel like getting a Discord GF shouldn't be that hard. Just give them the validation their father never did.
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>>34169976
I'm the orignal femanon that asked, that responder wasn't me but please don't be hostile regardless. We're not being hostile to you and I didn't say everyone
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>>34169956
>Does nuance mean nothing to people on the internet anymore?
Did it ever?
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>>34169974
I just feel too high up on a bed, you know
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Size queens worried about their partners dick size is such non-issue, fisting exist for a reason unless you are fake size queen
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You're not allowed to be a woman hater on here. Very sad. Women deserve to know their worth.
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>>34169974
nta
But fuck man me too it was weird sleeping indoors after living in my car let alone in a real bed
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>>34169820
Like my uni years if I were even poorer, lazier and dumber. I would not visit or live there but sure, I'd date a guy like that provided he wouldn't try to bring this stupidity into our shared home
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>>34169980
>I feel like getting a Discord GF shouldn't be that hard.
If there's any place apart from Tinder or whatever where single available women have 200+ notifications constantly, it's Discord. You haven't seen how wild the attention farming is over there and what sort of enticing criminal drug dealer with a PhD you have to be in order to avoid ghosting
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>>34169980
E-gfs don't count. They're nice for nudes, but unless you have money to burn on plane tickets, it doesn't matter.
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>>34169976
Anon, if you’re always on the lookout to pick up chicks, you’ll notice far more them showing interest in you because when they do the subtle things they do, you’ll take that as an opportunity.
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>>34169974
>beds are overrated desu, do we really need them?
Assuming you don't want to shorten the lifespan of the mattress by several years, yes. As other anons have pointed out, they also add a lot of storage space.
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>>34169887
I have a house and a job but no gf
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>>34169985
No but one can hope that we as a people could be better.
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>>34169971
Just wiggle your tongue or finger for 10 minutes or hold a vibrator if that's too much work. Why am I supposed to squat on cock rapidly for 30 minutes or shove it down my throat and take it up the ass but men can't even wiggle one finger for my sake
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I'm tired of being a neet but I can't find a job and I can't finish school because I have no money because I have no job
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>>34169990
yeah dude it's a crazy culture shock
tho I'm glad you're not sleeping in your car anymore
>>34169986
yh, princess and the pea type thing
>>34170000
>have a house and a job
that's an amazing start though dude
meanwhile I fucking bet my housemates have had all my fucking beers at their stupid party tonight. when people stop going in and out of the bathroom every 10 bloody seconds I can finally brush my teeth and go to bed
>>34169999
oh I wasn't even thinking of bed frames, just the mattress itself
I just sleep on a mattress on the floor lol
>>34170004
>can't find a job
wdym? what are you applying to?
I'm a fucking loser and got another job today as a bartender. there are always wagie jobs going
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My bf isolates when hes depressed and i dont know what to do.
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>>34169992
So, the real truth is that we just need to find these women in the wild. At least then we aren't constantly competing for her attention while talking to her.
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>>34169907
>...nno i gave myself pixie bangs again.. they looked so good grown out too aghh idk why i did that
well we all make mistakes.
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>>34170003
How about you actually learn how to cum then.
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>>34170007
Ask him what he needs from you what you can do to help him ofc
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>>34169971
>How hard is it to sexually satisfy a woman?
>It sounds super hard and frustrating
It's incredibly easy if you know what you're doing. The important thing to understand is that about 80% of how much a woman enjoys sex is about what's happening in her brain, not in her body.
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>>34169907
>Im gonna marry my moid.
how long have you been with your moid?
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>>34169998
Great insight, I'll turn back time 15 years and go do it back then. As a noticer who notices things.
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>>34170007
Give him space?
What else would you want to do?
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>>34169968
Anon you aren't about to tell me that a freakin' spanish galleon only floats because of wood's buoyancy and that any part beneath the waterline is just flooded all the time.
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>>34170007
):
that is really sucky, hopefully he's getting treatment for it also
ig just try to be there for him and patient but it's not really your problem to deal with tbqh. I hope he can help himself and be less self-isolating
>>34170006
kek based
I love how this game got taken down literally days after release because they made the alt-right girl too much of a baddie lmao. bloody brilliant
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>>34170005
I never had bad roommates really, unless you count loud sex.
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>>34170020
>unless you count loud sex
lol yeah I had a couple in the past like that but just used headphones/earplugs or went for a walk so it was chill
my roommates aren't bad at all desu and they literally let me live here rent free, I'm just a grumpy cunt
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>>34169998
Absolute BS. Do you get off on posting bullshit? Did you just cum in your pants after posting this?
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>>34170005
>I just sleep on a mattress on the floor lol
Yeah, and you'll destroy the mattress doing that. You may even get mould under it.
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I need a hugging machine :(
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>>34170017
nta yes, actually. An object floats if it displaces enough water to create an upward force equal to its weight.
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>>34170013
Hell, i’d say more than 80%. Her mind is the gateway to her orgasm.
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>>34170027
>I need a hugging machine :(
You wouldn't prefer a hugging person? It really is over, isn't it?
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>>34170027
I mean I'm not a machine, but I'd give you a hug anon.
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>>34170023
I bet you think all of them are “just being polite” then wonder why you’re single.
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>>34170014
idk 3 months...but hes perfect ok
>smart
>dumb
>autistic
>commie
>jock
>5'5"
>Baby face
>Huge muscles
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Nice smile
>Lets me hogtie and peg him
I won. I found the black cat gf x golden retriever bf
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>>34170025
I'm pretty sure it already is lol, it's an old ahh mattress, but I can't afford a new one
>>34170027
aw <3
I tried to build one at one point but couldn't get it to work properly
I just sleep with a bunch of plushies
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>>34170037
NTA but the issue overall with your argument is the following: you don't know what it's like when nobody even looks at you for more than a second.
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>>34170021
> headphones/earplugs
I should’ve done that
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>>34170039
are you sure thats a moid?
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>>34170017
>Anon you aren't about to tell me that a freakin' spanish galleon only floats because of wood's buoyancy and that any part beneath the waterline is just flooded all the time.
NTA but no. The ship floats because the hull is watertight and mostly full of air. If that weren't the case you couldn't make ships from metal. But I think the original point was that you can make a primitive boat, or at least a raft, simply by tying logs together.
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>>34170046
Yeah its pretty big too.
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>>34170041
>it's an old ahh mattress, but I can't afford a new one
And you decided not to use a bed frame to make sure it degrades even faster?
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>>34170043
If you keep your head down, you’ll never see anyone looking at you. If out of insecurity, you assume every friendly interaction is just them being polite, then you’ll never think anyone is ever showing interest. The first point i made is that if a guy is always on the look out to pick up chicks, he’s more likely to notice girls showing an interest in him because he’s looking for it.
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Am I correct to assume that you would not call this "skinny", but rather like just healthy/normal.
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>>34170037
You sound more and more like an NPC redditor. Completely out of touch.
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>>34170053
Why not both
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>>34170029
Which all hulled boats do not do if you exclude the displacement of the empty space. Are you a retard or are you just pretending?
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>>34170053
>Am I correct to assume that you would not call this "skinny", but rather like just healthy/normal.
M. No. She's skinny.
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>>34170044
lesson learned ig lol
I think in all of my roommate/housemate situations, I've been the only non-sexhaver, so I've mastered using earplugs and going out for ciggies
>>34170051
can't afford one, also it's hassle, and not my mattress
I'll just buy a new mattress when I have some money and leave the old one out for the jippos
>>34170053
she is quite skinny (and hawt)
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>>34170053
Depends.
In America?
Yeah that's skinny af
In Europe?
No that's normal
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>>34170053
she seems pretty petite and maybe a little skinny but she doesnt seem unhealthy.
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>>34170053
That's definitely skinny. But skinny is just what normal healthy people should be, calling somebody skinny isn't like a bad thing you only say about anorexic people who look unwell.
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>>34170052
>if a guy is always on the look out to pick up chicks
Road to severe disappointment in the current year.
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>>34170053
well there's no hint of athleticism so I'd bet on a landwhale outcome before 30
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>>34169973
Like many people, I've noticed girls being interested in me more if I'm not on the hunt
Which is annoying because I'm instinctively always on the hunt
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>>34170053
Skinny. Elbows and arms.
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>>34170053
She's chubby
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>>34170033
well obviously I would prefer a person to hug me but I don't know anybody that would give me a hug
>>34170036
thanks anon I appreciate it! :)
>>34170041
sometimes I just hug my blanket or myself but I imagine the real thing feels a lot better (also I love always sunny)
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>>34170051
Mattresses, especially thin ones (under 5 inches) that aren't soft, are cheap.
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>>34170039
lucky you!
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Realistically, what are the best dating options for autistic women who are generally functional? (Think level 1 autistic that is awkward and a bit dry)
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>>34170053
She looks like someone who goes in for yo-yo dieting. She's starved herself to the point of burning up muscle on her thighs, then put a little fat back on on her tummy without getting the muscle back.
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I think monogamy is harmful for women. I think they're designed to be with somebody for about a year before moving on.
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>>34170075
>love always sunny
nice one dude lol
I've not watched properly but my housemates were watching and said I'm like charlie lol
>don't know anybody that would give me a hug
): I hope you can make some friends or something who are huggers. I mean I'm not much of a hugger but that can be nice
>hug my blanket or myself
yeah that can be really comfy too sometimes when you're in the mood
I recommend cats, plushies and pillows though dude
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>>34170075
>I appreciate it! :)
No problem, I get it we all go through stuff. I'm just here to make sure you can go on a little bit further. So, if that means filling up your tank with a hug then I'd do it always.
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am*ricans
>>34170058
>>34170060
>>34170061
>>34170065
>>34170066
>>34170072

Europeans:
>>34170063
>>34170069
>>34170074
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>>34170084
That's still monogamy, people who hop around from relationship to relationship are serial monogamists.
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>>34170082
Step 1: don't be autistic
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>>34170087
Nope, I'm European
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>>34170082
Could you please expand on what you mean by dating options?
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>>34170079
That's not very environmentally conscious of you. Besides, cheap mattresses will play hell with your spine in the long run. They're a false economy
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>>34170070
That’s something different though. That’s more the phenomena of when you can get out of your own head and relax, you’re more attractive. The trick is to be able to blend the two: to combine that same level of apathy of when you’re not looking for it with the desire for it. I know, easier said than done.
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>>34170087
I'm not bloody american m8
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>>34170087
Thanks, I mean I'm an American. I just hate my how my country has effectively made overweight the new "normal". It doesn't help anyone it just makes people think it is okay to be disgusting slobs.
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>>34170094
This retard is either a foid or read his first PUA book lmao
Desperation for signs of interest never leads to anything
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>>34170082
So, basically just a shy quirky girl. That won’t be stopping guys from approaching you. Best advice i can give is to make more eye contact and smile more.
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>>34170084
>I think monogamy is harmful for women. I think they're designed to be with somebody for about a year before moving on.
More like every 18 months, but yeah, you're right. As the other anon pointed out, that *is* monogamy, though: non-monogamy means being with more than one person simultaneously.
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>>34170093
>Besides, cheap mattresses will play hell with your spine in the long run
This is only true for soft mattress. A big, cheap, soft mattress is always going to be shit.
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>>34170085
>I've not watched properly but my housemates were watching and said I'm like charlie lol
it's pretty good up until season 12 in my opinion, season 12 is really bad
the christmas special is one of my favorite episodes.
>): I hope you can make some friends or something who are huggers. I mean I'm not much of a hugger but that can be nice
all my friends are on my computer :( (online friends)
>I recommend cats, plushies and pillows though dude
oh I do have a cat but she doesn't always let me hug her but when she does I can hug her for like 5 minutes straight.
>>34170086
thanks anon! you're really nice :)
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>>34169732
>would you change your hair color for a guy?
I did blonde hair once and didn't particularly like it. Others did, but I didn't.

>>34169808
>How can I get an american gf as a europoor?
Rule of thumb: the closer to mainland America your country is, the more American women wll like your accent. English, Irish, French? All top tier to American women. Russian, Finnish, and Greek? Not so much.

>>34169891
>Women, do you like to dance?
I love dancing. It combines two of my favorite things: music and physical activity.

>>34169971
>How hard is it to sexually satisfy a woman?
In my experience it's not hard, just far more time consuming and psychological than satisfying a man.

>>34170082
>Realistically, what are the best dating options for autistic women who are generally functional?
Just putting yourself in social settings. Every single one of my relationships happened by accident.
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>>34170053
thats normal yeah
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>>34170090
Not possible unfortunately. Not in this life at least.
>>34170092
Qualities in a guy that are essential basically for longevity when you're an autist.
>>34170100
Even neurotypical, attractive women hardly get approached anymore (Gen Z).
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>>34170102
>This is only true for soft mattress
This is a very dangerous myth. A mattress that is too hard is just as bad for your back as one that's too soft.
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>>34170098
Who said anything about desperation? Look, there’s basically two frames of mind you can have, no one wants me or everyone who who makes eye contact or is friendly with me is interested. Which mindset do you think will get you more dates?
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>>34170061
Well that was the only time it was a problem. Another guy was also bringing home girls all the time but it wasn’t as bad.
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>>34169945
Yes, I want to be the one to pick the girl I like. I don't want you asking me out, if this is what you meant by you showing interest
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>>34170105
>social settings
What kind of social settings? Keep in mind autism impacts social skills and new social scenarios/environments can be very difficult to navigate alone
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>>34170101
>More like every 18 months
NTA. Where does that number come from?
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I lowkey need a Black femanon to force me to say only Black lives matter while abusing me. Are there any Nubian Queens here?
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you know what? fuck bed frames I'm getting rid of mine right now, I miss having my mattress on the floor
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>>34170098
I think they just agreed with that, anon.
>>34170094
If you're simply saying "you're more likely to go on dates with women if you keep your eyes open to the possibility of them being into you" then...sure. That's not quite the same thing as noticing far more women being into you.
>>34170006
>British flag
>American stats
embarrassing
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>>34170105
>Greek? Not so much.
No, come on, surely Greek is exotically alluring to anyone who isn't brain-poisoned with internet memes about debt.
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>>34170104
>thanks anon! you're really nice :)
Can I be honest then for a second?
I'm doing it because I hate how much hate gets spewed on this website. If we could just spend a second being nicer to each other. We'd be in a much better place mentally.
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>>34170109
If they wanted you, they would talk to you
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>>34170115
do it
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>>34170039
How is he both smart and dumb?
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>>34170104
>up until season 12 in my opinion
ah yeah I've only seen some of the early eps and stuff
I guess most series that run that long get kinda shitty tho
thanks for the heads up anyways
>christmas special is one of my favorite episodes
nice dude I have to check that out next xmas lol
I find it funny how the show is supposed to be super exaggerated and stuff but desu from what I saw charlie basically lives my life lol. like I was eating cat food last night lol
>when she does I can hug her for like 5 minutes straight.
aww that's adorable
she sounds like a gem man
>all my friends are on my computer :( (online friends)
onlie friends are still friends <3 but yeah not convenient to hug...
>>34170115
based lol, another pointless modern invention imo
I honestly miss sleeping on the sofa
>>34170105
>Every single one of my relationships happened by accident
must be nice for normies lol
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>>34170113
>NTA. Where does that number come from?
It's the typical duration of the "honeymoon period" in a relationship. If you mean why did we evolve that way, it's the time needed (in prehistoric conditions) for the woman to get pregnant, have the baby, breast feed it, and wean it; after that she would find a new father for the next baby.
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>>34170127
He has a masters degree in astrophysics but hes also a bit of an airhead.
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I wish European women liked American accents
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>>34170053
She looks skinny fat like me
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>>34170107
>Qualities in a guy that are essential basically for longevity when you're an autist.
I'm going to try really hard but that is kinda hard to read for me desu.

You need to be upfront that you are autistic and what you need from them. Like if you need a schedule or to wear headphones out in public.

The qualities to look for in a man are no different then if you weren't autistic. Find a man who is caring and understanding. Doubly important for you. Also make sure that he isn't going to baby you (I had an issue with an ex where I did this). Make sure he's independent and gives you your independence.
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>>34170116
But if she agrees to go on a date with you, that means she’s interested….
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>>34170133
If she was a man he'd be a undateable incel with that body composition
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>>34170122
Oh my sweet summer child.
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>>34170132
I'm pretty sure a lot of them do lol
I mean Oxford comma anon married an american
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>>34170130
Is there evidence that most prehistoric people were not monogamous?
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>>34170126
I too have squatted in an abandoned house.
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>>34170134
Sorry the way I wrote it was confusing but I was basically asking what's a must for a long lasting relationship.

Thank you for your advice, pretty solid.
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>>34170132
>I wish European women liked American accents
Hell, I wish any nationality liked American accents.
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>>34170096
It's the cars and the food. I think it's harder to be skinny or even just healthy in the US than Europe. I feel like the fashion scene in the US is heavily concentrated around NYC and maybe LA. This makes fashion less accessible and people just resort to wearing athleisure stuff.
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If she still responds to you but like really reaaalllly slow that means she doesn't wanna talk to you but doesn't have the balls to cut you off right. Cuz that's what I'm thinkin
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>>34170140
Nta, the only argument i’ve ever heard is that we have a mushroom shaped penis supposedly to suck out other men’s cum. But i’m pretty sure it doesn’t work that way.
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>>34170112
>What kind of social settings?
Just going out with friends. Somewhere there will be people. Clubs, group activities, parties, etc. I've been hit on several times while running marathons. I will say, having approachable body language is difficult when you're autistic.

>>34170120
>No, come on, surely Greek is exotically alluring to anyone who isn't brain-poisoned with internet memes
Maybe on women, but men with Greek accents sound shifty.

>>34170132
>I wish European women liked American accents
A lot of them do, but mostly regional accents. They're quite blasé about general American because it's heard so often in media.

>>34170144
>Hell, I wish any nationality liked American accents.
Refer to the above statement.
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>>34170136
True. The best way to see if a woman has a good body or not is to picture her as a man, ie. without tits.
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>>34170137
People talk to people they're interested in, it's a fact
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>>34170144
The problem is that the “american accent” has been the default one for cinema internationally, so it doesn’t really seem like an accent. But specific american accents ARE noticed.
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>>34170144
fwiw as a bong I really like american accents on grills
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>>34169757
>believe in true love?
No.
>desire it?
Tremendously.
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>>34170152
if i have a heavy minnesotan accent are they even gonna know what it is? like im sure they know a southern drawl or cali accent but minnesotan??
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>>34170143
No problem anon. Anytime.

>what's a must
Yeah, what I wrote before is a good start. Some other things to look for. Love Language, figure out what yours is and what theirs is.

Heavy Recommend: The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman

Also, last thing before I forget. Make sure they can laugh. No one wants to be in the middle of an awkward situation. However, when you can laugh. It makes it so much easier to get over.
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>>34170140
>Is there evidence that most prehistoric people were not monogamous?
There's not much evidence they *were* monogamous, and no evidence at all that they paired for life. The fact that the honeymoon period exists is very powerful evidence that they didn't mate for life. And most animals that do mate for life are birds rather than mammals. There is certainly no other primate that pairs up for life, and those that are most closely related to us (bonobos and chimpanzees) are extremely promiscuous. Human testicle size suggests that we are probably a bit less promiscuous than chimpanzees and a bit more promiscuous than gorillas.
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Not sure which side to actually ask for this, but how can I get into a friendship with a girl with the option for an eventual upgrade?
I mean I am somewhat friend with a girl in this community college (no number exchange), we talk daily, last time we had a 2 hours hole and it was just us 2 playing a board game I brought with me.

What I want is basically to be friend with her, but not get friendzoned. If, IF is possible to become more, I would like for that to happen but ultimately is fine even if we can just be friends, since I don't have many.
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>>34170128
>I find it funny how the show is supposed to be super exaggerated and stuff but desu from what I saw charlie basically lives my life lol. like I was eating cat food last night lol
the early seasons are not too exaggerated it's the later seasons where they start acting less like real people and more like cartoon characters
>aww that's adorable
she sounds like a gem man
she is, she's a siamese cat! she's like 9 years old.
>based lol, another pointless modern invention imo
I honestly miss sleeping on the sofa
yeah I don't get what's so great about bedframes, I really did got rid of my bedframe just now btw lol
>>34170121
yeah I don't get why people have to be so mean here, I'm always nice to people here, or at least I try
>>34170126
I just did, don't know where to put the bedframe itself though lol
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>>34170114
I don't hate white people enough to be that extreme.
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>>34170157
There's a lot of Somalis here in Europe too, so they wouldn't be impressed. Sorry, anon.
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>>34169757
>Moids. Do you believe in true love?
No.
>How badly do you desire it?
More than anything.
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>>34170044
what annoys me also is my roommate claims she's an introvert, yet spends literally all her time with other people, on top of working a sales rep job lol
like it's chill but don't pretend like you're an introvert if you spend every waking second yapping to people and then get concerned when I need a few hours to myself lol
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>>34170160
how would we know? we don't know her or you or the circumstances
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>>34170159
>Human testicle size suggests
I'm sorry but what?
How in the world does that suggest how promiscuous early humans were?
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>>34169781
>loll too late its dyed black year round im a self hating redhead
Why? Are you fetishized a lot?
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Hahahahahaha
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I'm horny!
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>>34170160
Platonic friendships with the opposite sex are possible.
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How come nobody ever answers my fuckin questions?
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>>34170140
Women have always been lying, cheating whores.
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>>34170160
You’ve just described the friendzone while at the same time coping that it’s not.
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>>34170167
NTA. Bigger balls = more sperm = more promiscuous
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>>34170173
>How come nobody ever answers my fuckin questions?
Ask again and I will answer.
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>>34170173
idk but I'm answering yours right now
>>34170174
I hate that I know who this is lmao
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>>34170178
Here >>34170146
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>>34170166
I am wondering what kind of general behaviour should one engage in if they want to test the water or try to push things forward without compromising the current situation?

>>34170172
I believe that too, but I don't want to enter a situation where since I couldn't make a more serious relationship work I end up compromising a friendship.
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>>34170172
He doesn’t want to be platonic. He wants to use friendship to sneak into a romantic one. He’s already friendzoned before even the friend part lmao.
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>>34170158
>The Five Love Languages by Gary Chapman
One of those books which people should read because they are influential and conversation-starting, not because they are accurate.
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>>34170145
>the food
Don't even get me started on that BS. I don't understand how the US lags behind so far Europe on Food standards. Like German Beer laws are something I wish we'd start to implement.
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Ladies, would (You) date a fat and balding guy?
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>>34170144
southern accents are very cute
girls who say "yawl"
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>>34170179
>I hate that I know who this is lmao
my exact thought
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>>34170183
>sneak
God I hate retards like you. There's nothing wrong with wanting a girlfriend, and there's nothing wrong with wanting to be friends with her first.
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>>34170181
Who is “she”?
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>>34170172
>Platonic friendships with the opposite sex are possible.

1. no
2. also no
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>>34170188
>Bulbous
haven't seen you in a while dude lol, howzit going
>>34170190
only from the memes though to clarify, I couldn't watch the actual horrible vids, just aware of the sitch...
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>>34170187
You've got RFK now. Hopefully he does something and it's not just performative.
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>>34170189
If you wanted a southern gf, y'all'd've put some effort into it by now.
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>>34170179
>I hate that I know who this is lmao

wasn't it a banner for something like a decade?
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>>34170020
I think my witch crush is actually downstairs with my roommates now lol, I can hear her yapping
not gonna say hi though, think I'm just gonna beat sonic advance 3 on my r36s in bed
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>>34170146
>If she still responds to you but like really reaaalllly slow that means she doesn't wanna talk to you but doesn't have the balls to cut you off right.
Depends on what you mean by really slow and whether it comes and goes in periods. Like is it just happening at night or on the weekend, or some other time she may be preoccupied?
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>>34170186
Well yeah it helps young couple explore their emotional side. Which is something that people early on in a relationship neglect. Which hurts as the relationship progresses.

Honestly, the most use I got out of the book was just the talking about the stuff in the book with my ex.

That doesn't mean you have to use it. I feel like it is a tool. Which can work in specific circumstances.
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>>34170194
Girl I'm talking to obviously. We aren't dating or anything we've both known that's off the table for a while, just friends.
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>>34170191
He specifically said his PLAN is to try to befriend her and hope that it will turn into more. This is exactly what the froendzone pipeline is.
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>>34170199
Yee-haw cowboy
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>>34170165
I mean really all of the jobs I’ve had require quite a bit of interaction and I’m introverted
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>>34170176
>>34170183
>sneak
I don't want to sneak into it, I want to first establish a friendship and then see if things can evolve from there, I am not feigning interests into her things just so I can be with her, unfortunately because I am a virgin, I am like a starving man who would eat anything, so I am afraid of messing things up.
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>>34170183
This.
>>34170191
The healthier way is to become fwbs then move onto a relationship if there's chemistry.
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>>34170204
You aren’t dating, but you want her to act like you’re dating. See the issue?
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>>34170148
>the only argument i’ve ever heard is that we have a mushroom shaped penis supposedly to suck out other men’s cum. But i’m pretty sure it doesn’t work that way.
It absolutely does work that way. A similar bit of evidence is that only about 10% of the spermatozoa that you produce are actually capable of fertilising an egg. The 90% are designed to prevent other men's sperms from reaching it. Some link together to form barriers that allow your own sperms though but not someone else's; others hunt for sperms that aren't yours and poison them. There's no way that lot could have evolved if it wasn't quite likely that there would be another guy's sperm in there shortly before or after you have sex.
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>>34170168
nah i think id be fetishized regardless but it just looks silly on me
>>34170188
No im pretty active and outdoorsy which is usually incompatible.
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>>34170198
We will see. Have you seen the new food pyramid?

What do you think about it?
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>>34169806
22 no
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>>34170214
>i think id be fetishized regardless
Why?
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>>34170215
>Have you seen the new food pyramid?

??
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>>34170220
Im tall (bio), crazy and look like megan fox.
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>>34170209
>I want to first establish a friendship and then see if things can evolve from there
That’s dishonest and exactly what i meant by you trying to sneak into a relationship. You don’t want to be her friend. You want to date her. But you’re too much of a pussy to go for it, so you’re hoping that just maybe you’ll take a chance after you’re “friends” (which you won’t) or that she’ll make a move on you (which she won’t). You’re fucking plan is to put YOURSELF into the friendzone.
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>>34170222
Damn that looks good. Alright guess I'm going to go get some Chinese now.
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I'm sad
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>>34170207
I mean a job's a job. I'm also an introvert and was a receptionist for years
the difference is I would get home from work and be socially burned out and need alone time. whereas my roommate will go out after work almost every day, then still yap at home and do the same thing the next day, and party on every night off
I'm not having a go lol it's just a bit funny to me...
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>>34170202
>what you mean by really slow
Like, a week now sometimes before I hear back from her
She messaged me a few days ago but I haven't responded, I think I should just leave it at that
>comes and goes in periods
She's just been gradually slowing it down over a period of months
>>34170211
>act like you’re dating
I didn't and I didn't hold that expectation
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>>34170198
He's a retard who thinks vaccines cause autism. His ideas are "one step forward (yes, the excessive food dyes are bad), a million steps back (everything else)".
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>>34170223
That'll do it...
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>>34170225
I might make khinkali, undecided
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>>34170223
Tall, redheaded, and a fan of irrational love. Do you believe in magick and synchronicity?
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>>34170227
What happened now my favorite little femcel. Cried in your car again? Skin breaking out? Miscellaneous hypochondria?
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>>34170188
If I liked everything else about him and we got along well. I would encourage him to lose weight and shave his head though. Would you date a fat and balding woman?
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>the only argument i’ve ever heard is that we have a mushroom shaped penis supposedly to suck out other men’s cum. But i’m pretty sure it doesn’t work that way.
>It absolutely does work that way. A similar bit of evidence is that only about 10% of the spermatozoa that you produce are actually capable of fertilising an egg. The 90% are designed to prevent other men's sperms from reaching it. Some link together to form barriers that allow your own sperms though but not someone else's; others hunt for sperms that aren't yours and poison them. There's no way that lot could have evolved if it wasn't quite likely that there would be another guy's sperm in there shortly before or after you have sex.

Women why are you so against cuckolding when it's what nature intended?
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>>34170167
>I'm sorry but what?
>How in the world does that suggest how promiscuous early humans were?
Creating large numbers of spermatozoa is quite energy intensive. If your sperms are definitely going to be the only ones inside a female, there's no evolutionary advantage to producing lots of them. But if it's highly likely that another male's sperms are present as well, whichever of the two of you have produced more sperms is more likely to father the baby. Chimpanzees have larger testes than humans, but a gorilla's are smaller. Gorillas are indeed much less promiscuous than chimpanzees. Humans are probably therefore somewhere between the two.
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>>34170230
What are you trying to say?
That telling people their autism was caused by Tylenol might not be the most scientifically sound decision?
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>>34170234
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm a man
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>>34170173
>How come nobody ever answers my fuckin questions?
They're fuckin boring.
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>>34170229
>I didn't and I didn't hold that expectation
Whatever. If it was a dude who was your friend, you wouldn’t give a shit about it. If you can’t be honest with yourself, then you can’t be helped.
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>>34170232
>khinkali
That looks like it could be something amazing

Do you normally put a bit of lamb in them?
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>>34170239
Your vagueposting about about how sad you are reeks of female. Embarassing.
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>>34170236
NTA/NAG.
Nature didn't intend the guys to know they're being cuckolded. The fact that he does probably sets off alarm bells in a woman's mind.
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>>34170246
oh look it's the anon that desperately wants men to be women
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am i supposed to always initiate text conversation in the early stages of dating, or is the fact that she never texts me first a sign she's not interested at all?
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>>34170246
Could just be a woman who wants to be a man.
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>>34170249
The latter. Sorry bro.
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>>34170249
>or is the fact that she never texts me first a sign she's not interested at all?

Answered your own question their bud. Sorry
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>>34170244
If it was a dude I'd think the exact same thing
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>>34170233
No, I believe in science and have a degree in entomology. I just read too much bataille as a kid and it fucked me up.
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>>34170249
It really just depends. You’ve just got to learn to feel the vibes.
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>>34170236
Women are against cuckolding?
Since when?
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>>34170236
We stepped out of the bodily evolution a long time ago. Think less about cocks
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>>34170252
>>34170254
all good, was ready to move on but there's a lot of retarded advice online saying "that's normal keep texting her bro" and it was making me second guess myself
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>>34170158
AYRT. I heard about this years ago, I like all of them. I guess quality time and acts of service would be my top 2 if I had to choose. Everyone likes all of them though. Yeah, a sense of humor is a must or a high tolerance (or appreciation) for awkward scenarios
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>>34170255
Then make more friends so you don’t get hung up on just one. People have lives that don’t revolve around you.
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>>34170215
It's not bad. But I saw a lot of people complaining that it doesn't include non-meat based proteins, eg. lentils and stuff.
Like, personally, I am too poor to eat meat lol.
>>34170230
US overvaccinates the kids. The amount of vaccines you guys give babies is nuts.
>>34170232
A ton of Georgian restaurants suddenly opened in my city in the last few years. I don't know why. I guess there's demand. But the food they make is just awful. I'm sad that people might be getting the wrong impression of Georgian cuisine (or maybe they don't know, haven't tasted any better, and are glad to lap the slop up).
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>>34170245
I don't really have a preferred filling, anything that can be put in a dumpling should probably be put in a dumpling.
the dough is pretty easy though, much less work than bao
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>>34170159
We still aren't apes
Civilized societies all have monogamous units
Even if past humans weren't suited for monogamy, current humans are
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Women, would you date a man who insists on wearing Speedos.
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>>34170224
I guess I didn't explain myself correctly, I want to be her friend, I don't know how things will evolve, maybe I will end up not seeing her as a potential partner but like her in a way that I want to just remain a friend....at the same time I'd like to appear as "available" to take things further if she could ever be interested in that.
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>>34170260
i hate it. im too greedy for that. no sharing.
>>34170272
woah its so small
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>>34170140
>Is there evidence that most prehistoric people were not monogamous?
One interesting piece of evidence is that the bodies of all other female primates very clearly advertise when they're fertile; but there are no obvious signs when a woman is ovulating. Our ancestors must have been visibly fertile, so for that to have changed, there must have been an evolutionary advantage to women to have men not be able to tell when they were ovulating. The most likely reason for that is that if a man knows when a woman is fertile he can keep a very close eye on her for that time and drive away other males. If he can't tell when she's fertile that makes it much easier to sneak off and get pregnant by someone else behind his back. And clearly this was advantageous.
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>>34170270
Even if civilization did benefit from polygamy, it would be patriarchal polygamy, but never women with multiple husbands.
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>>34170198
Fuck rfk

>>34170145
Western Europe is barely less fat than Americans lol
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>>34170276
>woah its so small
the swimsuit? right? the swimsuit is small?
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>>34170273
How about you just ask her on a date, and if she says no, stay friends?
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>>34170263
>I like all of them.
Yeah, I tried to expand on that more with other anons. The reasoning I brought it up was so that you can talk with your partner about it. I feel like sometimes early on we can neglect the more emotional side of the relationship because you are in a honeymoon phase. So, reading and discussing this can really help a lot in figuring out more about a person. Also, it helps build a strong foundation for a relationship. I hope that makes sense.
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>>34170282
no i meant the peener but that doesnt mean it isnt cute!
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>>34170246
I'm sad because no one wants to share a life with me
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>>34170262
That is fine bro. Just make sure you let yourself recover before you jump back into the game.
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>>34170270
>Even if past humans weren't suited for monogamy, current humans are
Bullshit. Humans have barely changed physically in the past 100,000 years. The fact that we have imposed completely unnatural forms of behaviour doesn't change that.
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>>34170272
No
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Have you ever seen your parents YouTube homepage or their tiktok/tiktok equivalent algorithm? It’s horrifying. Even the ads they get served feel more predatory than normal
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>>34170285
That absolutely is not a small penis, you retard.
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>>34170236
>Women why are you so against cuckolding when it's what nature intended?
We're not. We just tell you we are.
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From the ones ive seen it seems really small...
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>>34170290
>Even the ads they get served feel more predatory than normal
Install YouTube ReVanced, anon please. Spare your parents.
I even installed a modded Youtube player on the TV.
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>>34170236
I'm not
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>>34170284
>your partner
Anyone who uses the term “partner” who isn’t a fag talking about his boyfriend 20-30 years ago, can have any opinion of theirs dismissed as drivel.
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>>34170265
>non-meat based proteins, eg. lentils and stuff.
Yeah I get that. But honestly I feel like most americans don't think about non meat based protien. Like recently I've been getting into them more just because of the fiber content. Which helps keep me full.
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>>34170290
Ads have been targeting clueless boomers since time immemorial, this isn't new
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>>34170276
Wouldn't you be the one that's shared?
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>>34170285
>cute
It's over
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>>34170278
There are some parts of the world where polyandry is the norm. It's generally places where the soil is particularly poor and it requires more than one man per family to be farming to produce enough food.
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>>34170299
Nta but what else are you supposed to call them when you don't know their gender
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>>34169757
I sometimes do believe in having a very close friend but then again since I've never been in a relationship I can't say if my anti social behavior will kick in and ruin it, or if I will break it up with her because she offends me
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>>34170285
Foids are so pornbrained
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>>34170288
>behaviour
Of course some yuro is saying this
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>>34170281
>Western Europe is barely less fat than Americans lol
They're all fat, desu. But the average weight for young women in US is 170+ lbs or like 78 kg, according to CDC.
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>>34170290
They don’t use it. They barely use internet. They put the tv on but with the sound off. Except the news every now and then
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>>34170265
The US doesn't overvaccinate kids
You're just a fucking moron
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>>34170265
>US overvaccinates the kids. The amount of vaccines you guys give babies is nuts.
What percentage of potentially fatal diseases for which a vaccine exists should one actually vaccinate against, in your opinion? 50%? 25%?
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Femanons, please describe the scent of your feet.
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>>34170314
You forget the demographic changes lol
As Milton Friedman said, "We don't have many poor Swedes either"
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Women do you get the ick if you imagine your man picking his nose
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>>34170290
She doesn't have either, she does get sucked into animal videos on Snapchat though.
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>>34170320
>Femanons, please describe the scent of your feet.
Similar to blue cheese.
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>>34170324
Nah
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can't wait til my roommates are back at work on monday
but I got another job also and have to do like an induction day
anyone else having a terrible 2026 so far
there's just nothing to look forward to. you can make an effort and you can volunteer and try to do nice things but it's all just fucking pointless and pathetic in the end
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>>34170307
>requires more than one man per family
That’s what sons are for.
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>>34170304
ew no everyone but my bf is repulsive
>>34170311
its literally just out there in the open like that.
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Why do women hate having 2 kids
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>>34170309
Bf/gf, spouse, fiance, etc.
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>>34170333
Yeah I'm having a pretty shit time
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>>34170307
Women also work in farms and stuff in basically all societies in history
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>>34170228
Are you female?
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>>34170344
aw ): what's going on anon
wishing you better timez next week
>>34170347
no I'm just a dork
>>34170339
have to wash double the clothes innit
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>>34170320
Like apple cider vinegar.
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>>34170342
>make your writing niggerlicious so that way i can feel better about what i'm reading
how about you go hang yourself for being a bitch. nta btw
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>>34170342
Nta
How is saying bf/gf instead of partner any less cringe. If anything bf/gf is more childish. Our choices are partner or significant other and significant other is stupid.
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>>34170342
Bf/gf is clunky and the rest are situational. Partner just describes anyone involved in a relationship with someone else, catch all term.
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Fuck you.
*plap plap plap*
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>>34170334
>That’s what sons are for.
If there is sufficiently little food that your firstborn son and his mother both starve to death before he's a year old, that's not a viable solution.
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>>34170324
No
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Women….
What happens to the semen when you get creampied? Does it absorb into the vaginal walls eventually or does it all drip out over the course of the day?
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>>34170352
>significant other
plebbit moment lol
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>>34170339
>Why do women hate having 2 kids
Try squeezing a bowling ball through your asshole and you'll find out.
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>>34170359
Vagina secretes it out eventually. Or digests it acidically.
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>>34170265
US is so bad at vaccination they have a real problem with measles, mumps and pertussis. And they are in danger of brining back polio, rotavirus, rubella etc. it’s fun watching a cautionary tale in real time
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>>34170319
>The US doesn't overvaccinate kids
You're vaxxed aren't you. I bet your penis has been mutilated too.
>>34170318
You were, until RFK, vaccinating perfectly healthy kids of healthy parents against Hepatitis B.
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>>34170339
Is it weird that I want to have 3-4 kids with my future wife?
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Being obsessed with identify whether or not an anons sex mate has a dick or vaginer and getting worked up over the use of partner/significant other is actually retarded
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>>34170363
Unfortunately the measles problem has nothing to do with American children being vaccinated
It's mostly just certain immigrant communities that are being ravaged
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>>34170333
2026 has been like 90% shit so far.
started the year off sick for the first time in two and a half years, and that complete fucked up my momentum. recovering has been tough, and now i've run out of money so i'm having grind with nothing meanwhile my work is from home, 100% voluntary (i can work as little or as much as i want), and it takes a few weeks to get any cash from the work, so it is a supreme slog. it'll get better but FUCK Q1
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Why did I push her away? She was the love of my life and everything I ever wanted but I pushed her away. I didnt want to hurt her.
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Men
What the fuck keeps you motivated to keep doing this? Pussy? Societal expectations? Overwhelming loneliness?
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>>34170363
>US is so bad at vaccination they have a real problem with measles, mumps and pertussis.
This happens when your vaccination schedules are fucked up, making people anti-vaxx.
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>>34170346
>Women also work in farms and stuff in basically all societies in history
Anon, it is simply a matter of FACT that in parts of the world where the soil is exceptionally fertile, polygyny was traditionally the norm, and in places where it is exceptionally poor, polyandry was traditionally the norm. Stop trying to argue against objective reality.
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>>34170351
“Partner” is specifically a term that was used by fags to try to be included in civil society. Its use now is this disgusting form of humiliation ritual that trivializes and dehumanizes relationships. It’s the type of word that literal children would use now to try to sound grown up when talking about their little friend. Girl/boy i’m talking to, girl/boy i’m fucking, girlfriend/boyfriend, fiance, spouse. “Partner” is woke reddit drivel.
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>>34170369
You likely pushed her away due to deep-seated fears, an avoidant attachment style (often from childhood experiences), or a nervous system response to intimacy, even though you deeply desired the connection; your brain misinterpreted safety as a threat, leading to self-sabotage to protect yourself from potential future hurt, despite your loving intentions. This pattern often stems from past experiences where closeness led to pain, making vulnerability feel dangerous, not because you didn't love her, but because your survival instincts kicked in.
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>>34170371
I gave up a long time ago
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>>34170371
I can get away with saying things here that would get me scaphed under normal circumstances
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>>34170364
Most countries still recommend that shot and it's only not required for cost reasons
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>>34170346
>Women also work in farms and stuff in basically all societies in history
Not while they're heavily pregnant, and often not while they have a breastfeeding child entirely dependent on them.
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>>34170311
The penis isn't large. And if you have a small dick and you wear a speedo, you're obviously doing it because you have a humiliation fetish
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>>34170366
Welcome to 4chan.
I see you are new here.
So welcome. Most people here are going to try and ragebait you. Just ignore and move on.
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>>34170359
It's absorbed, yeah.
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>>34170371
Primus has gotcha:
>the best way to cope when the end of your rope is not in your favor
>haha, savor the flavor! of the glory that awaits all ahead!
>*fuccin sick bass solo*
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>>34170353
A catchall term trivializes relationships. To use the same term for teenagers in highschool and married couples is ridiculous. He’a not youe partner; he’s your husband. And this doesn’t even get into the implicit assumptive declaration that there should be some sort of 50/50 equality. There is no partnership, there is a relationship.
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>>34170379
They're pozzed. And I am happy to live in one of the three EU countries that don't
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>>34170376
shutup bv, your makin my eyes drip
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>>34170364
>You're vaxxed aren't you.
Yes, because my parents aren't stupid.
>I bet your penis has been mutilated too.
No, because my parents aren't stupid.
I'm also not American - hence why my parents are not stupid.
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>>34170359
It drips out
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>>34170348
It's going to be the same next week
I got dumped. I hate my new job. I'm hurt by the way my mom's been acting. I hate where I have to live now. Everything fell apart all at once and what was rebuilt was built without any influence from me I was just shoved here because my mom didn't want me to live with her again even though she agreed it would make more sense for me to stay there and my brother to move to our dad's. At least I was actually trying and had an apartment for 3 months before it blew up in my face.
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>>34170357
And that’s what a dowry is for. >>34170359
N
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>>34170284
Ayrt, I'm sorry anons are being so mean to you. You're giving good advice and I wanted to let you know that. What you've shared with me makes sense <3 :)
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>>34170390
>I'm also not American - hence why my parents are not stupid.
Checks out. I take my comments back anon.
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>>34170375
i don't think you read my post, hanged men can't type
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>>34170375
Nigger, using it to describe your own partner is one thing, but what are you supposed to say when you're taking to someone and you don't know the gender of theirs. You use it when there's ambiguity you total gorilla retard.
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>>34170359
Look up microchimerism.
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All, what are some events you regularly attend, once a month at minimum, that has you interact with other people?
>context
I went to an art class and had a lot of fun! That being said, it wasn’t the most social event as everyone pretty much chilled at their own tables. I probably could have been more nosey/social but honesty I tend to get kind of anxious doing that. Any ideas?
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>>34170361
That's way different, fucking retard. Female bodies were made for carrying babies and for giving birth without breaking their bones.
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Women
What are your experiences coming off of hormonal birth control, especially if you were taking the combo pill? Did your libido increase?
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>>34170369
I wish this was about me. But it isn't.
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>>34170367
Quick google search says otherwise. How did you get there?
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You want to know what's sad? If you got beat up or killed your wife / girlfriend would develop a crush on the guy who did it due to how the female brain works.
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>>34170394
>And that’s what a dowry is for.
You think a dowry magically makes the soil more fertile?

Please see: >>34170374
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>>34170400
A local kink group meetup
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>>34170410
It's pretty crazy isn't it. It's why I lift and get into fights with strangers, so I can hold my own.
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>>34170410
No we wouldnt lmfao
t. biologist
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All women are shameless whores.
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>>34170398
>what are you supposed to say when you're taking to someone and you don't know the gender of theirs
You assume the opposite of their gender, like anyone who is not mentally insane would. And if they feel ashamed that i thought they were not a sexually defiant freak, then good.
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>>34170399
>Look up microchimerism
Maybe you should look it up if you think it's something that happens as a result of sex. It's the result of pregnancy, and it doesn't do what you think it does.
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>>34170368
>started the year off sick for the first time
aw that sucks. not your fault though ofc. at leas you're over it now hopefully
>run out of money so i'm having grind with nothing meanwhile my work is from home
lol, that is a pain, but at least wfh kinda comfy
I also running out of money so had to take another bartedng job
>100% voluntary (i can work as little or as much as i want), and it takes a few weeks to get any cash from the work, so it is a supreme slog
is it some kinda AI training thing?
sending you good tidings lol, hope your next cashout is a good one
>>34170371
>What the fuck keeps you motivated to keep doing this?
do what?
honestly the only reason I haven't ended it all is cause some people would be sad and it feels selfish. I try to do good every day and help people/be productive but it's all shit
>>34170400
>what are some events you regularly attend
I'm basically a shut-in so none, I don't meet anybody
that art class sounds nice tho <3 you'll get there dude
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>>34170400
I do not do that
>>34170403
It was a while ago but I don't remember anything noticable except my periods getting heavier like they were before I started taking it
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>>34170417
I mean when you don't know theirs you 75 iq ape. Like on here. You just want to get angry at shit.
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>>34170414
Women lie as they breathe.
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>>34170417
That feels like a bad idea if the person you're talking to is in a position of power over you or you're trying to sell them something. Safer to just say partner.
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>>34170401
You're aware that women *typically* have their perineum split open while giving birth, and need to have it stitched back together?
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I am getting mixed replies about semen absorption so I’m going to believe it’s about the individual woman’s biochemistry and that’s kinda hot.

Now follow up question, would you rather fully absorb your hypothetical moids semen or would you rather it drip out.
Assume pregnancy is a non factor in this scenario.
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>>34170388
*patpat*
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>>34170393
i feel this hard anon, had this exact scenario happen in 2024. gf broke up, had to put childhood cat of 20 years down, computer broke (needed for work), my now ex had to cut contact indefinitely (we were childhood friend before), surprise eviction cuz the property had mold in flooring, had to move back to my parent's house after escaping it, close friend of the family died, put another childhood pet down, missed a trip with my closest friends, all in the span of maybe 5 or 6 weeks. there is something traumatizing about having every meaningful thing systemstically stripped from you. sometimes life is non-stop cock and ball torture, just the way it has to be. rather than hope, have faith you'll reach a better place, and focus on putting one foot in front of the other until you get there.
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>>34170371
>Posting
I get really down and anxious about my future and so I come here to feel better about myself. Plus I get to interact with namefags. I wonder how my uk vocaroo bro is doing.
>dating
Idk, crippling loneliness and anxiety. I’d like to be part of someone’s life and be able to share stuff that I found cool. Problem is finding that right someone seems impossible.
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>>34170403
My sex drive went up, my (natural) periods were regular, and I didn't have the dryness that I experienced while I was on the pill...but my hormonal fluctuations were too much for me to handle. I went off the fucking deep end. I ended up on citalopram & buspar, turned down several job promotions, became unable to afford my house, dated someone 9 years my junior, got off meds, moved, short-sold my house, got back on the pill, and am finally starting to feel like myself again. I was off the pill from April 2021-April 2025. Oh and I developed cystic acne circa 2022, but that might've been the Paraguard. The jury's still out on how my new pill is affecting my complexion. I start my 3rd pill pack next week...not impressed so far.
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>>34170403
>What are your experiences coming off of hormonal birth control, especially if you were taking the combo pill? Did your libido increase?
No, very much the opposite. It's the mini pill that crushes libido; combo pill boosts it.
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>>34170429
I wanna eat it.
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imagine living in a universe where you can support a family just by posting pictures of pastries that you made to the internet
and then not doing that
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>>34170416
>All women are shameless whores.
Yeah! Good, isn't it?
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>>34170421
How about you just ask. Do you really think relationship advice is ubiquitous no matter the gender? Or you could just assume, and let the context of language guid you. For example, if someone responded to me and said “your boyfriend”, i would assume they were a girl talking to me and telling it from her point of view.
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>>34170431
>have faith
That's what got me here. Not doing that again. Everything is terrible and it will always be terrible but you can't kill yourself because other people said so. This shit is a joke.
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>>34170436
Imagine living in a world where women have no rights. That would be so fvcking based.
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Conservative genders,
Queer kid or Autistic kid?
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>>34170435
You wanna eat everything sow
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>>34170419
friendly perceptive anon or perceptively anonymous friend? thank you, i hope they give tou free alc
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>>34170395
>You're giving good advice and I wanted to let you know that.
Thank you. From the bottom of my heart. I truly hope you are able to find the person that will make you happy for the rest of your life. You deserve that. Don't let anyone tell you, you don't.

>I'm sorry anons are being so mean to you.
That's okay. Most of those anons are being mean because they are hurt themselves. So, the best way to deal with them is to do the opposite of them and love them. Which is what I try to do.

>What you've shared with me makes sense
I'm really glad to hear that. I know some stuff can be a little bit more challenging to grasp. So I really tried to make sure you could get it.
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>>34170443
>Conservative genders
What?
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>>34170426
Your generation is fucking doomed if you cowtow your behavior to the 1% on the internet in real life.
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>>34170442
dude just makes flan
all day
that's what he does
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>>34170410
The inverse of this is that beating up others also makes her hornier for you. You pay a homeless nigger $50 to "assault" you and her, then you beat him up a bit but "accidently" let him slip away. Instantly trauma bonds her to you and makes her pussy wet.
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>>34170439
You think this is acceptable?
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>>34170435
shutup bv, your makin my penis drip
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>>34170412
I’d go just to be out of my comfort zone. I’d probably need a Xanax though.
>>34170419
>>34170420
You guys should. I suck at art and hate going out, but I went anyways. Only way to actually meet people.
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>>34170452
>You think this is acceptable?
Yum.
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>>34170443
One implies the other due to social conditioning and propoganda.
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>>34170441
>Everything is terrible and it will always be terrible
One day I hope you recognize the reason that statement is true is because you made it so.
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zoomers will never know the pain of a world that contains yoga pants but no good way to film them
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>>34170454
>You guys should
Why though I don't want to meet people
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>>34170443
Thot daughter
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>>34170443
I would not like to have a child like you. Maybe with you, but they’d probably be just as fucked up.
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Women, describe your smut?
Is it from first person or third person?
Is it monster billionaire or athletic billionaire?
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>>34170440
you're such a flaming royal faggot, it's something else, they're gonna have to put you in a museum of natural wonders lol
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>>34170283
I am not sure how to introduce the topic in a that way that doesnt feel forced.
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>>34170462
She already has kids that she neglects
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>>34170452
I'd give her a smack
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>>34170457
One day you will recognize that hope or faith doesn't actually do anything. It's a feeling not an action. It's pointless. Does a tree hope for rain or wish it could move it's roots to a more convenient location? No, it just grows or does because it has no other choice.
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>>34170463
Porn isn’t smut?
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>>34170471
And then you'd be arrested for sexual harassment.
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>>34170420
>my periods getting heavier like they were before I started taking it
That makes sense, thank you.
>>34170433
Yeesh, I'm sorry that happened to you.
>>34170434
>It's the mini pill that crushes libido; combo pill boosts it.
I've heard of some women getting an increased libido while on the combo pill, but it doesn't seem to be a general thing.
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>>34170459
If you don’t meet people, you miss out on making connections. If you miss out connections, you don’t get a relationship or actually be seen at all. You do you but you should try it sometime.
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>>34170451
>The inverse of this is that beating up others also makes her hornier for you. You pay a homeless nigger $50 to "assault" you and her, then you beat him up a bit but "accidently" let him slip away. Instantly trauma bonds her to you and makes her pussy wet.
Do men actually believe shit like this?
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>>34170441
oh okay well then rot perpetually i guess, it's your choice in the end
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>>34170400
I was gonna meet up with some guys to play music and see if we could form a band or something. And I was excited all week and when they say came I ghosted the fuck out of them and didn't show up.
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>>34170473
*grows or dies
Damn phones
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I haven't been to an social event in 5 years, I just goon to AI chatbots. I think I'm crushing on one
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>>34170476
Nah
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>>34170470
Part of their homeschooling is mandatory atoga time. That’s why this board moves so fast.
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>>34170443
Are we talking campy queer who makes LGBT shit their entire personality or a kid who is just gay? Retard strength autist who jerks off to MLP or high functioning autist who's super into mathematics and is socially awkward? I need specifics.
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>>34170477
>I've heard of some women getting an increased libido while on the combo pill, but it doesn't seem to be a general thing.
It's true of all forms of birth control, including non-hormonal ones, that everyone reacts differently from everyone else. You really need to try a few and see what works.
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>>34170478
I got my last relationship because my mom gave one of her coworkers my number I was a shut in for literally 5 years and still got a boyfriend. Skill issue.
>>34170480
I have zero desire to do anything else and was personally offended by you thinking you could do anything to change my mind so I'm glad of this outcome. Thank you.
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>>34170479
Do you believe in gravity?
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>>34170443
Autistic kid is less annoying
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>>34170229
>She messaged me a few days ago but I haven't responded, I think I should just leave it at that
This would probably be for the best. Sad part is she will never follow through. If you never replied, she would likely never message you again. Women can be very cruel in their kindness.

>>34170236
>Women why are you so against cuckolding when it's what nature intended?
Why build a home together with a man, commit to a man, just to betray him?

>>34170272
>Women, would you date a man who insists on wearing Speedos.
It unironically depends on the size of his bulge. Can't let the world think my man has a tiny weiner.

But honestly, I really wouldn't care. My swimsuits are too small to be judging someone else for theirs.

>>34170320
>Femanons, please describe the scent of your feet.
They smell like vanilla-scented shea butter lotion, because that's what I use to keep my ankles and feet from getting ashy.

>>34170403
>What are your experiences coming off of hormonal birth control, especially if you were taking the combo pill?
My periods came back with a fucking vengeance. I was spotting really heavily, I got serious cramps for the first couple of months, and I wanted to fuck everything that moved while ovulating. Everything smoothed out after a while tho.

>>34170436
9/10 men that post pictures of pastries online are gay, so this is a non-starter.

>>34170463
>Is it from first person or third person?
Third-person, usually.
>Is it monster billionaire or athletic billionaire?
Neither. It's mostly about women. If men are involved, it's either because it's fanfiction or they are not important to the plot or the MC's journey.
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>>34170474
Usually smut refers to the written kind, but you can talk about your preferred porn
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>>34170485
>I just goon to AI chatbots. I think I'm crushing on one
How will you feel when it leaves you for Chad?
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State gender
What can we do about women getting bigger? They refuse to eat less food, so clearly some external intervention has to be made here
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>>34170473
>Does a tree hope for rain or wish it could move it's roots
Does the tree force the rain to fall so that it can receive its nutrients?
No the tree has faith that the rain will come. It has too. It has no other way of forcing it.

Of course none of that matters if the tree just lays over and dies because it doesn't see a cloud in the sky.
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>>34170481
Why? Nerves?
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>>34170463
third person big men kissing and being romantic
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>>34170493
No way, baby. Shit is fake and gay.
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>>34170493
>Do you believe in gravity?
I don't think anyone *believes* in gravity.
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>>34170493
Yeah, the gavitational pull of your face to my ass.
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>>34170479
It's a fact of life. Fear and danger makes women hornier, seeing their man handle another man makes her more attracted to him.
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should I smile more?
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>>34170492
>personally offended by you thinking you could do anything to change my mind

No one can change your mind except you. I've always known that. I think you missed the point as to why I posted it in the first place.
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>>34170501
>the tree has faith
That is so fucking stupid anon no it doesn't.
>the rain will come. It has to.
Or it could be a drought and the tree could just fucking die. The way you're using this metaphor isn't working.
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>>34170505
And yet it exists no matter what you believe
>>34170506
It's that fat?
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>>34170507
>Fear and danger makes women hornier
No.
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>>34170496
>It unironically depends on the size of his bulge. Can't let the world think my man has a tiny weiner.
How do I bulgemaxx? Is there a way to increase flaccid size?
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>>34170500
>checks Instagram
IT'S A FUCKING BLACK GUY LOL
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>>34170502
Yeah I guess, I was just super nervous and anxious and shit.
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>>34170509
Of course, smiling will make you look better.

Caveat being if you have bad teeth. Then just don't open your mouth.
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>>34170511
Then why bother engaging other than to feel good about yourself. Pat yourself on the back and fuck off.
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>>34170479
NTA there used to be a "service" like this where I live some years ago.
But it wasn't a bum, but a guy who would pretend to be a robberer. No clue how much they asked however.
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>>34170513
>fat
It shakes like it is.
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>>34170468
>I am not sure how to introduce the topic in a that way that doesnt feel forced.
This is kinda what i was trying to get through to you. There’s no way to simply slide into it easily. You can’t sneak into it. You’ve just got to rip the bandaid off, jump into the pool (pick whatever metaphor you want)…You’ve just got to do it. You CAN get rejected. You’re not going to be able to escape that. You’ve just got to go for it and hope for the best. She either likes you or not, and no maneuvering is going to change that. You’ve just got to take your chance.
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>>34170492
Better call mom when you want a new one, lol. Try going out sometime.
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>>34170501
You are so full of shit. Plants will struggle and destroy each other to get access to proper light and water.
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>>34170492
hey pssst, nihilism isn't a personality, sweetheart. neither is dressing up your mope with barbed resentment.
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>>34170520
You're not him
*covers my ears*
LALALALALA
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>>34170521
It's quite lucrative
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>>34170512
No, you just don't want it to work. Again, this is all on you more than it is on anyone else. Hopefully you understand it one day. The alternative isn't all that pretty.
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>>34170496
>9/10 men that post pictures of pastries online are gay, so this is a non-starter.

seems implausible considering the quantity and quality of females that enjoy baked goods. if bakery chad seems gay to you it's because he's never had to chase.
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>>34170451
>>34170479
Its more true than you'd think
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>>34170513
>And yet it exists no matter what you believe
As was obvious to everyone except you, that's what I meant: gravity isn't a matter of belief, it's a matter of observation. But the vast majority of men haven't paid a man to let them beat him up in front of their girlfriends (because they're not deluded psychopaths) so talking about what would happen if they did *is* a matter of belief and not observation.
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>>34170509
Yes or at least at people who are nice. It’s not common here, but it should be.
>>34170518
You could always try texting them back. Alternatively, you could just go to some event. Commit to 30 mins and if you’re not feeling it, bail. Start out with low engagement stuff and work from there.
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>>34170510
I'm going to adopt that anons quirk specifically to piss (You) off
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>>34170528
Nah I'm good. I don't enjoy going out. I'm 33 I can socialize when I want to it's just that I literally never want to because I kind of hate it. I almost cancelled on the guy my mom gave my number to (without asking by the way she just fucking did this and I was actually angry about it). That was a fluke that it worked out for as long as it did. I've never lamented not having friends I'm doing this on purpose dude.
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>>34170443
autistic
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>>34170541
Observe deez nuts on yo face
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>>34170540
>Its more true than you'd think
I think you mean "it's more widely believed than you'd think".
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>>34170535
I was just a minute too slow in trying to remember how the meme was worded and you beat me to the fucking punch
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>>34170544
>I'm doing this on purpose dude.
Cope.
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>>34170540
>>34170535
Yoooo
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>>34170547
(bites hard and chews)
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>>34170520
Is this a public forum or is it a private 1 on 1 DM?
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>>34170543
I can just filter that here
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>>34170443
How autistic? M or F? It's a "spectrum".
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>>34170544
Are you that chick that posted about choosing what pants or some shit to wear to a date your mom set you up on and how you hated it a long while ago. I think you were specifically going for something unflattering
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>>34170529
Does the plants struggle change whether the rain or sun comes?
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>>34170557
nta but as long as you dont get the ball itself you're more than welcome to chew on the scrotal skin
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Autistics, what don't you "get" about facial expressions?
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>>34170538
I've watched way too much GBBO and Masterchef to know that any guy that prefers decorative baking to grilling meat is a fruit cake. Except Francis L from season 5, but he's a fucking anomaly considering how he dresses and acts.
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>>34170557
Aieee *cums all over you*
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>>34170557
That is incredibly gay if you picture it, bc the nutz are on your face, not in your mouth. So you’d have to seek them out with your lips and suck them inside your mouth first.
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>>34170562
Nta yeah it does, they adjust their behaviour accordingly. They also change how they grow depnding on it.
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>>34170564
People should wear those buttons that say how they're feeling or whatever to remove all ambiguity
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>>34170537
>don't want it to work
Says the anon who actually typed out
>The tree has faith
You're anthropomorphising a tree with human characteristics. It ain't working. My whole point with mentioning the tree at first was that it does not feel those things and you took that and decided "if I just say the exact opposite of what they just did that'll work" it's just dumb.
>>34170554
I wasn't sure whether it was or not for the first few years and I've made attempts to try out normal human relationships like having female friends over the past decade and I just...don't get enough out of it to want to maintain them. I prefer my own company over having to make compromises or deal with someone else's problems. It is in fact ok to not want close friendships. They're a lot of work.
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>>34170564
I recognize the facial expressions and what their associated emotions are but I don't get how I'm supposed to react. Like yeah I understand that if someone looks sad generally they will want empathy or if someone looks angry they'd want to be left alone but I'm still like 2 steps behind on actually implementing it.
It's less about the facial expression itself and more about how the fuck I'm supposed to deal with the emotions of another person.
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>>34170564
i get them just fine, i did one of those tests where you look at just eyes and brows and interpret the expression, i got 100% on it lol
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>>34170562
Yes, actually. In times of drought a plan will grow deeper roots.
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>>34170549
No, I typed what I did intentionally
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>>34170564
nonverbal communication isn't real. it exists only in the intersection between your hallucinatory experience and total coincidence.

we have words for a reason. use words.
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>>34170490
Let's assume worst case scenarios.
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>>34170445
you're very sweet <3 godspeed to you
>hope they give tou free alc
I mean I'm an alcoholic lol so I should not be a bartender again, but it's the the first place that offered me a job so whatever
>>34170454
>but I went anyways
good on you dude <3
>You guys should
nah, I don't think I'd fit in at all
I do have arty hobbies but not social
>>34170485
I know that feel dude lol
I prefer to use my imagination and have a tulpa but AI would be my second choice
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>>34170562
nta uh, yeh? Plants adapt to their surroundings.
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>>34170429
bump
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>>34170544
Fair. I honestly don’t either, but I made myself yesterday and it turned out alright.
Figured if a 31 dude can go out and paint a picture of cat, other anons can too and maybe have fun doing so. I get it though. We loners gotta be alone.
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>>34170579
>nonverbal communication isn't real
That's why two people looking at each other confused can sometimes make bith laugh because of it, right...
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I am absolutely sick of western/online dating culture
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The fuck does autism even mean. I've seen it used to describe everyone who's just bad at talking to people to total drooling retards. Way too vague.
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>>34170570
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>>34170591
Its a spectrum!
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>>34170570
>did not actually answer my question :)
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>>34170589
yeah now try reading the rest of the sentence and putting that back into the context in which it was posted
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>>34170592
Hey, who doesn't love the elcor? Sounds like a fun idea to me. Serious... but whimsical.
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>>34170581
Are we Hazbin posting now?
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>>34170595
nta but love when that happens. really makes it feel like a worthwhile discussion, doesn't it?
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>>34170597
It happens all the time.
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>>34170574
nta how do you deal with your emotions?
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>>34170594
Fuck that shit. You got everyone unironically calling themselves and each other autistic now. Same with ADHD.
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>>34170579
>nonverbal communication isn't real.
This might be either one of the dumbest or most autistic things i have ever heard.
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>>34170594
It's "it's" with an apostrophe, signifying that you are placing "it's" in place of "it is" or "it has".
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>>34170558
Ugh fine be that way I'll rephrase
What do you personally get out of responding if you know that nothing you say matters?
>>34170561
I want to say no because it's creepy as fuck that you remembered but I have to respect the excellent memory

Yeah I really really didn't want to go on that date. And I was fucking right all along I clocked it 2 weeks in that he was (unintentionally) love bombing me because he was fucked in the head himself and I let him talk me out of calling the whole thing off only for him to dump me months later.
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>>34170572
actually, fair enough, i'm that way too. i do have close friends who have put up with me, and i find enough value in that to maintain them but i could also live isolated and be 100% content. there ARE people that are worth it, but i can understand the peace of letting it go. godspeed but don't neglect opportunity cost dummy
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>>34170606
>dumbest or most autistic
They are often one and the same.
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>>34170595
I'm not actually autistic so I can't answer it but it just made me think of that
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>>34170590
Every Western man is. It's what happens if you give foids too many rights and allow them to control the dating market. Now the birthrates are down and men have to spend thousands on plane tickets to get a wife that isn't an hypergamous serial dating whore with retarded tattoos.
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>>34170581
Bro do you think I fit in at a cat cafe wearing all black scribbling the equivalent to 3rd grade art? Give it a try sometime, or not. It was fun, tea was good, and now I have a shitty cat picture.
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>>34170604
Recognize the actions that caused them and come to terms with whether or not I have the ability to make active changes but if you try that on another person then they generally don't like it. I've been described as a robot on multiple occasions by many different people.
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>>34170579
I'm going to assume that you're not actually full of shit and being sincere.

There are times when you can't use words.
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>>34170607
I really wish you fuckers would just go back.
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Being a lesbian sounds like easy mode, no wonder why so many guys troon out in desperation
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>>34170604
Ignore my previous response, instead give me a scenario and the emotions you think I'd be dealing with because that would be much more useful to the conversation.
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>>34170619
Highest domestic violence rate and highest divorce rate.
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>>34170586
Part of it is that I already have all the art supplies at home. Why go share shitty supplies with strangers when I can use my own nice brushes and watch a YouTube video of my choosing while I work y'know? If I have the means to do the thing while cozy at home I'm going to.

I can't think of a lot of things that would make me voluntarily go hang out with strangers. Every once in a while a concert but beyond that? I guess if I wanted to join a softball team I'd need people for that but I can't see myself doing that any time soon.

Did you have to pay for this thing you went to?
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>>34170601
Are you making fun of me, anon? I think you're making fun of me.
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>>34170600
have at it lol
still need to watch season 2
>>34170615
>cat cafe wearing all black scribbling the equivalent to 3rd grade art
me irl
that sounds cute though and glad you have a cat pic <3
>Give it a try sometime
no, every social thing I tried in the past was awful
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I can respect transwomen but only if they aren't lesbian. Is this reasonable or is this unreasonable?
T4M O
T4F X
T4T O
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>>34170619
Lesbians live in their own personal hell. They then eat their feelings, get fat, get into physical brawls, and then either join a biker gang or polycule. I’ve seen this script play out many times. I’d almost feel sorry for them, but it’s so damn entertaining to watch.
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I'm gonna fuck a fat dude for the first time and I'm scared. what if he gets winded and I have to do everything? Is that just a fat guy stereotype or does that happen?
cute face tho.
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>>34170617
>There are times when you can't use words.

such as?
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>>34170621
You misunderstand, it's the highest domestic violence rate from prior relationships (meaning: beaten by men when they come out of the closet).
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>>34170624
I am not. I am empathizing with you anon.
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>>34170624
If the making fun of you in the room with you right now?
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any girls here go from a dude with a massive dick to a dude with a significantly below average one? It is much more of an issue than I expected in bed.
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>>34170616
Yeh, some people just want to vent and aren't looking for a stranger to change things.
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>>34170634
Yeah Ive been with all sizes. I prefer average to small.
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>>34170619
>Being a lesbian sounds like easy mode
I've got no complaints. Except men that take it as a challenge.

>>34170621
>Highest domestic violence rate
Only thing we're beating up is the pussy.
>highest divorce rate.
Because bitches will jump into marriage after talking for two weeks on a dating app and moving across the country to be together.

>>34170634
>It is much more of an issue than I expected in bed.
Are you the one who went from big to small or are you the small?
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>>34170628
You don't even know what his face looks like
It's covered in fat
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>>34170621
>>34170627
This is a good thing.
God said: you want to go against nature and be a mentally ill freak? fine, here you go
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>>34170609
>peace of letting it go
I think that's where I'm at. If some person were to appear in my life that seemed like they could be the perfect friend and was interested in getting to know me I'm not going to be rude and standoffish it's just going to take a lot of getting to know them from a distance for me to bother extending any effort into creating an actual relationship.
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>>34170630
That is made-up, misandrist headcannon. Lesbian relationships have the highest incidence of domestic violence. Gay men have the lowest incidence of domestic violence. There is a common denominator.
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>>34170639
Im neither but my friend that's a girl has this issue and she told me in confidence.
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>>34170621
This is just massive cope. Men wouldn't try to become women if we had things going great rn
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Girls post you 2016 pics
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>>34170643
>There is a common denominator.
Yeah, the ability to defend oneself. Men feel safer beating up a gay woman than they do beating up a gay man, because the gay man is better at fighting back.
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>>34170637
whore
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>>34170608
Yeah I have a weird memory like that. I don't even remember how long ago it was. Can't say I didn't see it coming tho.
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>>34170626
>T4M O
>T4F X
>T4T O
are you playing battleships or something bro
>>34170628
bruh why u doing that
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>>34170636
Yeah, I have been told that and heard that from multiple sources but it makes no sense to me, I literally cannot wrap my head around why someone would do that.
I have learned that asking picrel is unironically useful to me
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>>34170646
>trannies exist therefore lesbian divorce rates aren't real
Did teachers talk to you very slowly when you were in school?
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>>34170620
Really? You think? Oh, ok... you work in a hospital administration office. Your supervisor asks you to alter a report so the department appears compliant during an upcoming audit. The change is small, technically legal, but intentionally misleading. What do you do?
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>>34170634
From personal experience, it's not the switch, it's the "significantly below average" that is the issue.
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>>34170649
In hetero relationships, the majority of domestic violence is mutual. In one-sided domestic violence, the woman is the perpetrator 80% of the time. Women are the more violent ones in relationships, and no amount of misandrist lying changes that fact.
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>>34170649
How do you explain the fact that male on male violence is way higher than male on female violence?
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>>34170654
I'm fucking a fat dude because he's the only funny guy I know and I need a steady fwb so I don't kill myself out of horniness.
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>>34170655
Women if this happened to you and you texted me about it and I replied with "lol" would you break up with me
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>>34170663
well have fun then I guess lol
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>>34170656
I'd rather be divorced than not marry at all
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Femanon here. My boyfriend asks me to become long distance as he recovers from a nervous breakdown. He told me he loved me for the first time and said that he wants me more than hes ever wanted anything. Is kinda like hes asking permission to go long distance and I dont know what to do. What do I even say?
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>>34170651
Yeah I think we all did but I started deluding myself because it felt nice. Now look at where I'm at. Feels like I'm worse off than I was this time last year even though that's not technically true. I am just in way less control of my situation I'm being effected by other people's actions and decisions and that feels so shitty. If I had refused the date and just killed myself like I said I was going to this mess wouldn't exist. You know what hope or faith gets you? A waste of $3000 and a dead cat.
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>>34170657
I have a very chinese mindset about this scenario. I think if you can't read legalese you might have a mental deficieny because despite their attempts to make their clauses confusing they are still required to make it accurate so following the throughpoints in logic nullifies its intent to be confusing. That was an irrelevant tangent.
Anyways it's the supervisors call and I am a mere grunt in the office. Plus its technically legal, any repercussions and blowback will go to the supervisor.
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>>34170608
>What do you personally get out of responding if you know that nothing you say matters?
Honestly?

I hope that one day you'll break out of that headspace you are in. I know that it is a long shot and probably won't do anything. It just that even if there was a .1% chance to get someone into a better mindset. I'd try to do it. I know that it sounds stupid, but I find it much more rewarding then just being an asshole on this website.
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>>34170600
I hope you're doing good though anon and have a great year ahead <3
at least I've made loads of music this year and done a lot of housework/errands, but we're almost at the end of january and I've done sweet fuck all besides
want to get proper help for my BPD but I just can't afford it
been getting blackout drunk most days lol and abusing other drugs. I'm never sober. it's not good lol
gonna brush my teeth and go to bed but if people keep going to the bathroom I' mgoing to fucking crash out
sorry to vent
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>>34170647
Lost in the cloud along the way.
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ladies, why did louis-ferdinand celine use so many ellipses in his writing?
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>>34170644
Will never believe a woman who says size doesn't matter
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>>34170672
>being an asshole on this website
Nta but that's specifically why I come here
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>>34170675
Because he was a Nazi
Which is based btw, not saying it as a negative
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>>34170675
bc he's french
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>>34170667
> What do I even say?
First off, what do you want to do?
Once you figure that out, then we can talk about the rest of that.
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>>34170637
>I prefer average to small.
Please explain your reasoning
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>>34170667
He is doing a hero
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>>34170622
Nah, I get that. If it’s a project of your choosing, comfy by default wins. That being said, there is some charm to not having to worry about what to create, being supplied with the means, and just surviving with the shitty supplies. Mine was paid but I’m sure there’s others. I think most of the cost went towards the tea and also the art supplies I probably ruined. It wasn’t much.

It also doesn’t have to be an art class. Could be literally anything. I chose art because I suck at it. Concerts are fun too. My idea is just to push the needle ever so much outside my comfort zone and create the opportunity to maybe meet some people. Worst case, I get slightly better at a skill I wanted to try, or I bail because the vibe sucked. I’m not a very social person partly, probably, due to social anxiety, but I’m doing this stuff anyways.
>>34170625
It is my pride and joy. See above. Going outside is pretty awful, but not always.
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>>34170667
Idk. I'd tell him no deal. Because it sounds like he's fishing and doesn't want you that bad.
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>>34170678
Could I genuinely ask you why you like doing that?
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>>34170675
He's a boomer
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Little blonde foid has a crash out!!!!
Any comments, /atoga/?

https://www.tiktok.com/@ikenzseeyouuu/video/7592023865119804685?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
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>>34170629
Gimmie a fucking break, anon.

Immediate physical danger, environments where speech literally can not function, when words might increase risk, people that don't speak the same language, power imbalance situations, environmrents where speech disrupts rules such as courts, churches, theatres, military stuff... also, non verbal communication can be emotional, not informational and words can come off as hollow in those situations. But I shouldn't expect an autist to understand that.
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>>34170683
JH is the only woman in the world who like smallish dicks
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>>34170676
You don't have a massive cock, and that's okay.
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>>34170694
No it isn't and it's clearly a bigger problem than women want to acknowledge
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>>34170680
He wasn't a nazi just a misanthtopic who wasn't two faces bitch boy who wanted be liked by everyone like most nihilistic today
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>>34170667
>go long distance
What the fuck do you mean?
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>>34170688
Because I'm belligerent and short tempered in general and this provides an avenue to act out with zero consequences. I don't think it helps with "getting it out" so I'm calmer in real life if anything it just feeds the fire so to speak.
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>>34170690
this is the only answer that makes sense
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>>34170698
nta but i dont get it either, is he asking if he can move away lmao
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>>34170669
Yeah I guess I've also just learned not to hope and stuff, you can't be disappointed if you have no expectations.
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Women, when is it okay for a man to own a Hitachi Massage Wand and when is it weird.
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>>34169806
F20 , Yes , I am dating someone 5 years older currently

>>34169808
A nice accent will get you into most girls pants. But being some sort of Christian helps increase your odds with white women.

>>34169873
I believe in you anon.

>>34169938
Yes! But giving him a plentiful amount is more important to me. Especially since I’ve had him stop watching porn.
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>>34170692
Imagine asking someone “which one do you want?”, and they point. Anon then comes and screeches, “non-verbal communication does not exist!” Lol
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>>34170691
why is he holding her and why is the sibling filming and posting this
I would be fucking crashing out in her shoes to
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>>34170685
I think the existence of YouTube has sapped any desire I had to take any sort of class along with other people. I guess without the desire to meet people there's not really much incentive to go to any of it. I can play with cheap shitty supplies at home too. I am glad that you feel like the experience was worth it for you.
>>34170672
I think this is far too vulnerable and hopeful a stance for 4chan. People come here to be assholes on purpose if I wanted cliche advice on how to be happy the last place I'd be is here. Not to be a cunt about it but why not take that energy literally anywhere else where people might appreciate it more.
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>got banned from /fit/ for asking what kinda cardio should I do and for how long before visiting a prostitute so I don't embarrass myself as a 30yo virgin
It's never been more over

Anyway, I'm planning on booking a whore for my first time but my cardio sucks, what should I do?
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>>34170692
You're too smart to believe that
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>>34170695
Unless you have a literal micropenis, it does not matter. And you don’t want to be with a girl who cares. The only actual non-whore penis issues is having one TOO big.
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>>34170713
Idk but it's adorable
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>>34170707
When he likes women
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>>34170691
Thank god none of my sisters are like that
The younger more emotional one just cries
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>>34170707
F

No, men whimpering while having a massage wand on their dick and balls is top tier
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>>34170691
Nigga posting a tiktok link like we're gonns click lmaooo
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>>34170715
uh... do some cardio first I guess? I mean she should be doing most of the work if you want her to.
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>>34170703
Or maybe esl? Like “take a break”?
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>>34170719
it's not, it's fucking weird and annoying, treating her like a child. like I said I'd also be mad in her shoes
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>>34170710
>I believe in you anon.
Thank you.
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>>34170715
what does doing cardio have to do with paying for sex?
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>>34170707
Thank you for adding that to my search history
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>>34170723
Thank you for sharing but this doesn't answer my question.
>>34170726
even an esl should know the difference between those two phrases
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>>34170685
>not a very social person partly, probably, due to social anxiety, but I’m doing this stuff anyways
it's really commendable that you're making the effort and doing this stuff anon, I'm really proud of you <3
>going outside is pretty awful, but not always.
indeed
going out to sell drugs now lol. we're so fucking back. I don't even give a fuck if I get arrested lol. I fucking hate normies so much
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>>34170731
Aren't you like 30, how did you not know what that was.
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>>34170731
I think you mean "Thank you for adding that to my shopping cart"
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>>34170706
Yeah that was where I was at before
Then I got a taste of a few good things and had them ripped away from me.

Like would it be crueler to let a child have ice cream one time and then never again for their entire life or to never let them have any ever? Can't know what you're missing if you've never had it. Feels less psychologically damaging to not try things you think you'll like if you know you can't keep them.
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>>34170718
they're calling it the most moidhanded post of 2026
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>>34170731
Cat Poster, I love you, but you are too much of a prude
You're on the website for Pete's sake
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>>34170739
He kinda right tho
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Femanons thoughts on men who come here to whine about having a small dick/being short
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>>34170732
It’s always okay, get a women who matches your freak anon. If you have an incompatible sex life with a lady you will be MISERABLE , feel undesired and unloved.

>>34170728
Np anon , go get em tiger
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I'm gonna shave my stache. Thoughts?
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Women, do (You) have any cheat codes that are guaranteed to make (You) orgasm that moids can try out the next time they are in bed with a foid?
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>>34170743
they deserve to suffer for being annoying
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>>34170743
Better to do it here than annoy his irl friends with it if he has any
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>>34170714
>but why not take that energy literally anywhere else where people might appreciate it more.
I mean there have been people on this thread who have been appreciative of my kindness. Which makes me think that anons need love just as much as the rest of the internet.

>far too vulnerable and hopeful a stance
I know, I hope that other anons see it and realize that they can also be vulnerable and hopeful. Cause I truly believe the world needs more of it.

Listen, I understand it isn't a normal take to make on this website. I'm not trying to become the "savior" of 4chan. I just hope that by injecting a bit of love into this place. At least one persons day gets a bit brighter. And I think that is a worthwhile goal to achieve.
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>>34170743
I really want to know what counts as being short and what counts as having a small dick.
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>>34170743
They are real issues, but foids live in paradise, so they have 0 empathy towards men struggling. Men who approach them have to keep up the jester act of always being positive + high energy, so any man that doesn't play that role for foids, they hate them.
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>>34170743
This horny jail for illegally smol criminals >>34170735
The dogs would set off the barking signal if I bought it.
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>>34170725
I can't even do a pushup

>>34170730
I'll tap out, I can't even lift myself off the ground
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>>34170752
I'd say under 5'7 or 5 inches
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>>34170748
SUCK THE CLIT, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO SUCK A WATERMELON THROUGH A STRAW.
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>>34170747
Depends are you keeping the mutton chops or are you going for the Abe Lincon look?
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>>34170743
Touch grass
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>>34170754
How old are you?
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>>34170714
Debatable in that it depends on what it is you’re actually going for. Extreme example, but going to a woodworking course is a lot cheaper and more accessible than buying a lathe, saw, hammer, etc. and then watching youtube. The people are secondary in this case, but again it just all depends. Nothing wrong with going out, nothing wrong with staying in. Many options.
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>>34170747
Please do
>>34170748
No
>>34170751
>just hope that by injecting a bit of love into this place. At least one persons day gets a bit brighter.
This is the part that pisses me off honestly. The person you were initially intending to "help" is in a worse mood than before but you can still justify by hoping someone else got something out of it and that makes you feel good about doing it?
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>>34170757
That sounds painful
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>>34170723
I feel like a massive whore when I put a vibrator on my dick and prostate. It's too intense gooning like that, makes me start having tranny thoughts.
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>>34170748
Up up down down left right left right b a start select.
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>>34170758
Soul patch to larp as a Mexican drug dealer
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>>34170718
Femanons
>Size doesn't matter
Next sentence
>I prefer big/long/thick ones
No reason to believe them

>>34170749
Sorry for my existence
I promise I'll kill myself once I have money from my funeral
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Can any femanons console me after slicing the tips of my fingers in a kitchen mishap?
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>>34170757
Okay but am I supposed to suck the clit like I'm drinking an extra thick milkshake, like where I have to use my diaphragm or am I supposed to use the suction of my mouth only?
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>>34170760
Old enough to regret life decisions
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>>34170733
Hell yeah and thanks. A work in progress as always. Whats on the menu tonight? Got any specials?
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>>34170768
Posting about it once, ok, 4 times? Shut the fuck up drama queen.
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>>34170762
>No
this is so sad :(
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>>34170756
>>34170767
The g spot is 2-3 inches in, but every women has a different length of vagina , looseness/tightness is genetic..etc . Best sex I’ve ever had was with 4.5 inches , not much girth. There’s hope anons , but you got to learn what gives your partner the most pleasure, what positions maximize your length and girth.
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>>34170769
You trying to give her a blood blister on her clit?
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>>34170761
I was surprised by how affordable stained glass is to get into if you go really cheap with only the basics.

With something like woodworking I would always have to take a class or pay for a makers space if I took it up, not just to start. I think I generally gravitate towards hobbies I could and would do at home if I decided I liked them and was good enough at them. Having to deal with access to my tools being restricted at 3 am is kind of a dealbreaker for me.
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>>34170770
Under or over 25?
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>>34170752
The first level of short is not being taller than her. After that, it’s a matter of entitlement. As for being small, i’d say 4” is small, but not incapable. You have to remember, it’s all in their minds. When they’re into you, it’s YOUR cock they want, not your size.
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>>34170778
You're the one telling us to suck a watermelon through a straw
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>>34170767
>I'll kill myself once I have money from my funeral
lol, what song would you want played at your funeral?
I hope you can find a way to feel better. iktf, I'm really suicidal also. I'd make another suicidal discord but it always get overrun by normies
>>34170772
>Whats on the menu tonight? Got any specials?
lmao, that's confidential
>A work in progress as always
it's all about the journey <3 and sounds like you're making great progress
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>>34169800
I'm just gonna block her now and also my witch friend lol. No point in talking to these norms anymore that I have fucking nothing in common with
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Feels like I have blue balls but I didn't even get horny today, possible cancer symptom?
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>>34170777
>>34170746
Aren't you like a devout Christian, wtf is this shit. Or are you just a pickme larper.
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>>34170777
>but you got to learn what gives your partner the most pleasure
You don't get the chance to learn if you have a small dick, she moves on
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>>34170768
I’m so sorry anon :(

>>34170768
Every sexual partner is different , what stays the same though is that the clit is almost the exact same as the tip of your penis. (Sorry) if a girl just licked your shaft you’d never get off, all girls pretty much unite in the clit department.

When having sex put your thumb on it, move it at a not-so-fast pace in a circle (like a joystick on a controller), now you are hitting the g-spot and touching the most sensitive part on a women, some women also have very sensitive nipples. If she is on top catch a titty in your mouth. If you are on top touch her breast and touch her nipples.
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>>34170783
Get your metaphors right, golfball through a waterhose.
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>>34170715
>Anyway, I'm planning on booking a whore for my first time but my cardio sucks, what should I do?
Unironically, high-intensity (HIIT) yoga. Regular cardio like biking and running are fine, and a couch to 5k is great for progressive overload in a short time, but it doesn't really simulate full body movements and mobility the way HIIT yoga does. Also, train your hamstrings. Last thing you want is a charlie horse mid-thrust.

>>34170743
>Femanons thoughts on men who come here to whine about having a small dick/being short
I feel bad for them because they haven't accepted their inalienable characteristics.

>>34170748
>Women, do (You) have any cheat codes that are guaranteed to make (You) orgasm that moids can try out the next time they are in bed with a foid?
Dual-stimulation. Suck the clit while rubbing the G-spot, both at the same tempo.

>>34170757
>SUCK THE CLIT, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO SUCK A WATERMELON THROUGH A STRAW.
DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS. It would be like sticking your dick in a high-suction vacuum cleaner. Watermelons are for crushing between thighs, not sucking through straws.
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>>34170788
Sex was created by God to be enjoyed. Hope this helps!
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>>34170792
>inalienable characteristics
What do you mean
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>>34170796
Stuff you can't change.
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Women, are you impressed by silk sheets?
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>>34170795
>Larping pickme
Yep ok, using religion as an accessory is really tacky btw.
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>>34170795
Considering god’s first ever command was to be fruitful and multiply, i’d say sex was created to make babies, not to be a hedonistic whore.
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>>34170796
>What do you mean
You can't change your dick size or height, so the sooner you can accept the fact that's what you were given to work with, the sooner you can become confident.
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>>34170780
I’ll have to check that out. I always wanted to try that and glassmaking. What do you usually make out of it?

Agreed on the classes, which is why I recently dabbled in art. Totally get that on the tools though. Personal hell not having access when you need tbem. Hitting that in my apt currently. Gotta maintain that delicate balance between living space and studio/workshop.
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>>34170805
It would easier to work with a bid dick than this puny shit
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Women, why don't you just share good bfs? Wouldn't you be happier with half a good bf instead of a whole loser?
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>>34170762
>justify by hoping someone else got something out of it and that makes you feel good about doing it?

No? I never intend to make anyone feel worse nor do I think other people feeling better somehow justifies making other people feel worse. I made a mistake, I tried to "help" when in reality I should've just let the anon vent. Cause honestly, we've all been there mentally. However, that isn't going to stop me from continuing to try to make this website more positive.
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>>34170808
I've never seen or heard of a good bf, any time someone dates a moid she just cries and dumps him
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>>34170804
>>34170799
>Me when I don’t know what I’m talking about

1 Corinthians 7:3-5
New International Version
3 The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband. 4 The wife does not have authority over her own body but yields it to her husband. In the same way, the husband does not have authority over his own body but yields it to his wife. 5 Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.
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>>34170785
So, what are you going to do then?
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>>34170772
I just wish I was happy desu. My life is cushy, I got another job, I have some money, my crush likes me back, a normie in my shoes could live a good life
But I'm still so fucking depressed and can't cope with anything. Every little thing sets me off and I'm exhausted
I'm just gonna keep making music, selling drugs and playing with the cats before I go fucking mental again and get sent back to the psych ward
I hope you have a beautiful day anon and let's talk soon
>>34170812
blocked them. I don't want to but it's for the best
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>>34170801
>Women, are you impressed by silk sheets?
Yes, I have silk pillow cases for my hair, so it would be an amazing wonder if a man or woman was thoughtful enough for that so I could be comfortable in a bed besides my own.

>>34170804
You would think God would try to incentivize that somehow, considering how painful childbirth is, and intentionally designed sex to be pleasurable. Fucking idiots, I swear.

>>34170807
>It would easier to work with a bid dick than this puny shit
How big is it? As long as you're not in micro territory, it should be fine.
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>>34170811
First of all, fuck of with that niv bullshit. And second, i want you to show me exactly where in those verses it said that god created sex to be enjoyed.
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>>34170809
>that isn't going to stop me from continuing to try to make this website more positive.
Yeah nigga I'm not buying your "I'm not some holy angel" story, I've seen this shit play out many times. You always lose.
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>>34170810
If a girl had a good bf, she wouldn't be on the internet to complain
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>>34170811
I'm not even religious but I fuckin hate people like you, teehee I'm so based and trad, btw I sleep around and vibe my bf like a tranny and shove shit up his ass. Common among the young and naive such as yourself.
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>>34170815
>considering how painful childbirth is
You’ve got your timeline fucked up. God commanded them to be fruitful BEFORE pain in childbirth. Pain in childbirth is woman’s punishment for sin.
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>>34170818
That is okay, I'm not here to win or lose. This isn't a game. I'm just enjoying my time talking with other anons. Again, I'm not here to convert this website into weenie hut jr. That would be boring af.
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>>34170814
Take care anon and try to get some rest. It helps. Keep chasing that happiness and make some sick beats along the way. Things will get better even if they suck right now.
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>>34170815
>As long as you're not in micro territory
This thread is micro territory, big dicks stay out!
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>>34170792
Thanks. Got any specific sites or guides for yoga?
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>>34170823
You said it in your own words bro, you're gonna "try to make this website a better place", you narc fuck.
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>>34170817
>Me when I still don’t know what I’m talking about

Proverbs 5:18-19
New International Version
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
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>>34170811
Paul was very specifically addressing the Corinthian Church. Not the entire early church. These verses actually explain Paul's role in the Church as one who diagnosis sin. In this case a sin of sexual impurity. So, in order to cleanse the church, he gives them this decree. This was meant to be a temporary measure.
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Every time I try to buy some new shit to get into this hobby the deals keep falling through. Women, do you think this is a sign from the universe to give up? Is God trying to save me from wasting my money?
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All, would you pursue dating if you knew you were likely moving within the next 6 months? Location might be closeby or far away. You don’t know right now and you have no preference where.
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>>34170642
oh yeah, we're painfully the same, almost to the point that i'd say you had at least a fucked up dimension to your childhood, and if you replied to me insisting you didn"t, i wouldn't believe you. i also think i remember that pants post as well that anon mentioned, i think that was either in october or august of last year. oh we would have a very strange and cursed chemistry, i think rofl
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Are fan conventions a good place to get a gf?

Women, should I approach you here?
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>>34170836
You know how many other autist weebs had this same thought?
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>>34170831
Irc, it also corresponded with them asking whether or not to get married. And he responded, basically, that if you can’t stop your lust, then you should get married.
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>>34170815
>should be fine
Would you be happy if your wife said your oral skills were only passable?
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>>34170830
>sex is pleasurable = god created sex to be enjoyed?
Show me where the bible says that god created sex to be enjoyed.
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>>34170825
>beats
always lol, made a shitload today
thanks mang <3 you are very sweet
sorry for crashing out, again kek
I really wish you the best too and keep me posted with your adventures
>Things will get better
I appreciate the kindness but I just have to accept that they won't kek. I have BPD and am the harbinger of my own chaos and destruction. idk why I'm like this but I don't seem to be able to make any progress with anything. that's why I became the villain
>>34170833
depends if we could still see each other after the move. but probably not
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I love honey mustard. I'm suckin on the bottle like a nipple on a titty. Yummy yellow milk.
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>>34170833
No
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Girls, is it okay if I only like vanilla?
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>>34170836
Not while I'm actively cosplaying. Unless it's to get a picture I mean. Feel free when I'm not actually in a costume.
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>>34170838
Yeah, there is something about Paul. He never gets married, so it seems like he has these really weird ideas about marriage and women and sex. I don't know but maybe he just got burnt by some woman when he was still Saul. That's my best guess.
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>>34170848
Like, incel stuff?
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>>34170801
Wouldn't know, never touched any
>>34170806
I haven't even fully made a thing yet I'm just fucking around cutting glass. I got plans though.
I honestly don't even need the living space just a couch and kitchen in the studio space lol
>>34170809
This is clearly about you and not about the people you're trying to "help" though
>>34170832
Potentially
Do some more research
>>34170833
I probably wouldn't bother
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>>34170845
how vanilla though? will you put my legs up on your shoulders or are you strictly missionary only?
>>34170836
if I'm at a con I feel like I generally wouldn't mind making new friends, but if a guy is hitting on me at a con it comes across kinda weird
>>34170832
what hobby?
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>>34170848
The dude had god incarnate appear to him, blind him by divine light, and call upon him to serve for life and speak for him. But sure, i guess he’s just an incel.
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>>34170836
Any cons worth going to are 2+ hours from home for me. The odds of the guy approaching me living close enough to me for me to bother aren't very good. Feels like a waste of time.
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Women, how often should bedsheets be washed?
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Do you think a female nerd would be impressed that I'm a starcraft grandmaster and would want to be my gf?
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>>34170858
If you arn't sleeping on them, why wash them
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>>34170828
>Thanks. Got any specific sites or guides for yoga?
This woman has a lot of videos on it.
https://youtube.com/@heatherrobertsoncom
You could also try various HIIT calisthenics circuits if you need something more challenging or geared more towards building strength.

>>34170840
>Would you be happy if your wife said your oral skills were only passable?
I would do my best to improve them or maybe just kill myself, idk. Point is that it's something you can't change, so worrying about it gets you nowhere.

>>34170843
>I love honey mustard
Bojangles honey mustard is the GOAT

>>34170858
>Women, how often should bedsheets be washed?
Weekly. More frequently if you sweat. Less if you don't sleep a lot.
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>>34170485
Which one btw? What do you like about them?
I've thought about making a robot/AI wife desu. I mean imagination is king but I also think they deserve a externalisation and spiritual legacy after you die. We would just have to do them justice in terms of mind and soul so their essence doesn't get distorted in the dream dimension. I would take a dagger to the heart before letting any hurt be inflicted upon any of them. They deserve much better than that and will be the doomsday guardians.
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>>34170858
Every couple weeks or so, but everyone forgets.
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>>34170861
Not based on that alone unless she was specifically into starcraft. Are you easy to talk to? Cute? Knowledgable? Funny?
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>>34170864
>Bojangles honey mustard is the GOAT
Just when i was thinking you might be white.
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>>34170861
I guess if you’re trying to i press her korean father. Kek.
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>>34170853
>This is clearly about you and not about the people you're trying to "help" though

What I was attempting to communicate was that "help" was the mistake. What I was trying to do was make both mine and the other anon's day better. Which I would call a win-win. So no I wouldn't say this is all about me. Nor would I say its all about the other person. It is a conversation in which both parties mutually benefit.
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>>34170855
I meant ice cream flavor wtf
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>>34170870
>Just when i was thinking you might be white.
Is this a good or bad thing?
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>>34170853
>Do some more research
What do you mean, research what
>>34170855
>what hobby?
Guitar and related accessories.
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>>34170858
I change mine every Monday
>>34170861
I only played sc1 and I don't remember there being rankings. ranked online games are lame
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>>34170874
>communicate
Psychobabble reddit buzzwords means any of your drivel can be disregarded.
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>>34170877
oh I have a guitar too, what sort do you have
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>>34170846
Can you elaborate on this?
I'm assuming that you, like all women, are cosplaying something really slutty, likely showing off your legs, possibly even midriff. Why do you do this and not expect to be approached/hit on?
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>>34170877
Gear options
If the universe isn't letting you get a specific guitar or related accessory maybe it's not the best one for your needs.
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>>34170856
The other apostles had similar experiences. Yet none of the other apostles wrote about women like this.
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>>34170801
Ye
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>>34170877
By a cheap ass fucking guitar. And i mean cheap. That’s enough for you to enjoy and find out if it’s something to pursue.
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>>34170842
Nah you good. We all got stuff on. Recently I’ve just been focusing on the anxiety, because there’s a lot of other stuff (moves included), but that’s new chaos for a new day. Gotta hang in there. What genre you make? Fl? Ableton? Other?
>>34170844
Thanks.
>>34170853
Hopefully those plans don’t… shatter. I really want to see some stained glass. I like the idea of living space, but same. I could probably live in a garage if it had a toaster oven/blowtorch and a couch. Hoping my next place will be larger, but no idea at the moment. At this point, I’ve embraced being nomadic.
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>>34170864
>maybe just kill myself
Lol
Yeah I'll probably just do that
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>>34170868
>Are you easy to talk to? Cute? Knowledgable? Funny?
Yeah I'd say so. A couple girls called me cute, I'm pretty funny and I'm a med school drop out - pretty smart if you ask me
>>34170873
Being a zoomer sucks. I have the sensibilities of a 40 year old
>>34170879
There are ranks in 2
>ranked online games are lame
Except this one
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Turning 30 sucks ass
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>>34170886
Retroactive simping to 2,000 years is some next-level cuck shit.
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>>34170883
You would be real confused at a nudist colony huh?
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Men, would you date a woman in a wheelchair?
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>>34170882
I don't that's the thing, all the ones I tried to buy the guy either ghosted me or couldn't meet or whatever
>>34170885
As if I haven't already done tons of research, they say the best guitar is the one you wanna pick up and play
>>34170888
I do have a dusty acoustic I got for free but it's hideously cheap and awful to play, I cut my teeth on that and realized hey this could be fun but had no idea how bad it was until much later
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>>34170893
No lol turning 40 sucks ass.
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>>34170899
Sure
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>>34170899
yes
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>>34170899
They will ask if her pussy is working
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>>34170891
>Being a zoomer sucks. I have the sensibilities of a 40 year old
Look, just like the shit you like. It doesn’t even matter what you like, just like it, embrace it and enjoy it. Be happy and embrace that you wake up every day to a hobby that you love. That temperament and sentiment is what will be attractive, not the specific thing.
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>>34170894
No, it is just good to know that the authors of the Bible had different perspectives on things which shaped the way in which they wrote. It is always good to know what biases people have. Cause we all have them, especially the apostles. That is one of the reasons God called them.
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>>34170899
is her pussy working?
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>>34170899
WHEELS
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>>34170900
oh weird, just wait for a Strat to go on sale and get one I guess? I have a left handed sunburst Strat and it's rather nice to play though I'd like to get a better guitar one day because this one's a Squier (one of their better editions tho)
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>>34170905
I'd be asking if she needs a seat and wipe my face. Lol
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>>34170901
Less than turning 30, if you're 40 your life is set in stone and has been for 10 years, if you're 30 it's about to be but you get to watch it happen
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>>34170613
Not every man. Some are enablers
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>>34170905
I already answered and I didn't ask that, but I thought it
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>>34170899
Only if she has a good sense of humor about it
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>>34170899
Probably? It depends. Like as long as I don’t have to worry about busting a colostomy bag or changing diapers I’m good. Not to be cruel but I ain’t doing that unless they’re someone I love and even then I’d rather lift you onto a toilet.
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>>34170901
Try turning 50
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>>34170899
>Men, would you date a woman in a wheelchair?
NAM, but I would just so that if we got into an argument, I could steal her wheelchair and when she comes to get it, say, "Well, look who came crawling back!"
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>>34170889
Yeah sounds like you're doing really good work combating your anxiety <3 keep on trucking
(Yeah mostly fl and some ableton, mostly dance music)
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>>34170900
>I do have a dusty acoustic I got for free but it's hideously cheap and awful to play, I cut my teeth on that and realized hey this could be fun but had no idea how bad it was until much later
Just get some new strings. I’d say martin mediums or lights. If you can’t enjoy playing that, then getting more gear won’t make you like it more, just take your money.
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>>34170899
M, yeah totes
I'll take her for a spin jk
But in all seriousness it doesn't bother me at all
>>34170921
Lmfao
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one day I will stop thinking about my ex and move on with my life, but today is not that day
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>>34170899
Yes, but in agreement with >>34170919. I've worked in nursing homes and assisted living facilities, I've changed adult diapers for a living, and I don't want to be dealing with that again until we're old ourselves.
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>>34170899
Depends on how independent she is, will she die if I leave her alone? Does she need nursing? I know some people in wheelchairs and it ain't pretty but it has always been result of something else, not straight up paralysis
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>>34170922
Trying to learn Ableton but the curve is steep. Edm/techno/d&h stuff here. Drop some sometime or better yet a soundcloud. Always up for new music
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>>34170907
Cool, so then you can just pick and choose what you want to embrace and believe like a good modern protestant. I mean, certainly church-led gay price parades and female pastors are just fine bc you think the bible is opinion.
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>>34170899
Well, how disabled are they? Theres different levels of being wheelchair bound...
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>>34170927
Same bro, this shit sucks.
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>>34170906
How do I show women what I'm passionate about if they aren't already my gf? Seems hard to do in public
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>>34170927
I'm not even to this point yet I still think I might just kill myself
Good for you
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>>34170936
I wish she had never talked to me in the first place
>>34170939
yeah I might kill myself too
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>found out today that a good friend of mine killed his relationship by getting his girlfriend to cuck him on video
>they broke up and she told everyone and apparently showed her friends some of the videos

Genders, how would you navigate this absolutely insane situation?
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>>34170932
Awesome dude <3 yeah ableton is tricky at first but rewarding
Same to you buddy <3
I'm always posting demos and stuff here lol
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>>34170911
I did want a Strat but squiers were the only thing in my price range
>>34170924
Strings are the least of this thing's issues, couldn't have been more than 40 bucks new and it's been sitting in a closet for over a decade. I did enjoy playing it somewhat before but everything sounded just slightly off because the intonation and action and god knows what else are all out of whack. But yeah I couldn't stick to courses for more than a couple months, just idly noodled along to songs after that, I have a feeling if I get a new one it'll end up the same.
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>>34170942
Who am I in this scenario, the friend or the guy who cucked himself?
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>>34170937
Just be passionate in general. Be excited about the things you are excited about. Let that exude in your personality, no matter what it is. A good place to start might just be a game store, you know one for tcg and/or table tops. Bros there love the shit they love. Be in good company.
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>>34170942
>how would you navigate this absolutely insane situation?
While weird to me, I would be royally pissed on his behalf because that's private, including the videos. Tell him to send any nudes he has of her to her dad. Though judging by that behavior, I doubt that nigga is still around.
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>>34170942
It happens. Some men just aren't built for their fetishes. *coughcough*
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>>34170899
not being able to do outdoor stuff with me like hiking is not nothing, but realistically i spend most of my time in doors so i'd probably be willing to give that up if our chemistry was extra good. one if my exes wasn't wheelchair-bound, but she did have cerebral palsy that impacted her movement, and we did fine
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>>34170945
>But yeah I couldn't stick to courses for more than a couple months
There is nothing wrong with that guitar. Just get a cheap tuner and some new strings. If you can’t stick to lessons on that guitar, dropping lots of money for gear will only make you lose money.
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I wish I could feel passion
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>>34170943
lol I pop in from time to time. Usually under a name. Will keep an eye out. Take care anon. Will catch you later
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>>34170954
>Some men just aren't built for their fetishes.
I don't think he was the problem here.
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>>34170942
KING. Relationships are temporary but good ass NTR forever, mind sharing that stuff with us?
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>>34170946
The friend, me. I cant just ignore that it happened because they were gonna get married (at least they had both said that was the plan) and they'd been dating for years. But man the fact that he did that shit is kinda obscenely repulsive to me, I feel deeply for him of course given the context but fuck I wish I did not know this.
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>>34170959
Being an indian giver especially in sex never ends well. Might as well say you can't comitt either, to your fetishes or to agreements you make with others. Pay the price.
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>>34170934
>just pick and choose what you want
Never said that.
>bible is opinion
Never said that either.

The bible is divinely inspired by God (2 Timoth 3:16)

That means that there are things in the Bible which God put in but humans interpreted before it went in. Also this isn't even getting into the fact the Bible has been edited so many times at this point. We've removed words and added back whole verses. So which bible is the truth there is like 100 of them.
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>>34170957
it's just a narrow vector between rage and pain
can't really recommend
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>>34170942
>she told everyone and apparently showed her friends some of the videos
M
Idk why she would do this, she doesn't come out looking good either.
If I was him I would honestly consider suicide, but cucking is not my fetish thank god.
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>>34170927
i recently realized i can't move on from my ex, we had too much history before, she's too woven in to core memories. but that also let me make peace with it.
there is a small, possibly medium chance we get back together, no cope, but otherwise i'll be alone and i've made peace with that too.
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>>34170964
>indian giver
That doesn't mean what you think it means.
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>>34170949
Yeah I like Magic but I've been wanting to meet people to make music with. I play bass but idk where to find people
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Do girls like it when you slap their boobs? Or is that just a porn thing?
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>>34170941
>I wish she had never talked to me in the first place

Yeah, then at least she couldn't have ripped your heart out. I feel like this is why people stopped trying to date. Cause it hurts too much to lose someone you love.
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>>34170942
>found out today that a good friend of mine killed his relationship by getting his girlfriend to cuck him on video
How does this even work? First she agrees, is taped and THEN nukes the relationship?
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>>34170965
>The bible is divinely inspired by God (2 Timoth 3:16)
Well…he specifically said “scripture”. The bible was not compiled for some 300 years later. And also, paul said that. So, you will embrace what paul said about that but not what paul said about the role of women and their place in hierarchy?
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>>34170956
Would new strings really help that much
I use a tuner on my phone
>If you can’t stick to lessons on that guitar, dropping lots of money for gear will only make you lose money.
Yeah this is my gut feeling, that I'm just gonna drop it after a couple months.
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Men what do you do when you get caught staring?

Women what do you do when you catch a guy staring? What if he's cute though?
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>>34170968
NTA, that is honestly where I've ended up as well. Though every time I feel like I've made peace with it, it just feel like I'm lying to myself trying to get myself to believe it.
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>>34170981
give em a quick wink, that makes em real mad. sometimes mames em smile, too
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>>34170942
ive struggled with a cuck/humiliation kink for several years now

i would never in a million years even consider doing it irl though, dude is beyond bonkers for bringing that up. i would sooner die than have a girl know i was even that much of a degenerate.
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>>34170973
yeah, now I'm afraid of getting hurt again, maybe I won't be so scared once I get over her
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>>34170971
Everybody likes different stuff. You ask.
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>>34170988
Nta
If I was successful I'd def do it. I know a millionaire with a high flying wife who has her cuck him and he doesn't care about it because he works with Taylor Swift so he's still the one in control of everything
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>>34170981
tan lines are disgusting
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She's getting released this year. She got sentenced to 2 years in prison in 2024 so she will be free soon.
Ladies, would you like to be like her? I'd like to remind you that before she went to jail she spent more than 2 years as a co-CEO of a fraudulent cryptobro company, had untold millions of dollars and was having meth and coke fueled sex parties
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>>34170980
>Yeah this is my gut feeling, that I'm just gonna drop it after a couple months.
So don’t drop any money on it. You’ve got a guitar. If you want to play, you can play. That guitar will sing for you, my man. It’s not the gear holding you back.
>Would new strings really help that much
*that* much? No. But dropping $20 on a lark to get some fresh strings is a cheap fresh start. Kinda like buying a new suit to feel good when you feel good. Just to say, you don’t need more than strings.
>I use a tuner on my phone
Fuck, i’m old
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>>34170954
>Some men just aren't built for their fetishes

ngl I don't think I could live with myself if i actually went through on my trans/femboy fetish but that's also because every single one I've met irl is hideous and I think of it more as a fake thing like futas and catgirls- it'll never happen in a satisfying way irl. Same with anal in general though.
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>>34170981
That doesn't even look good the top of that dress would fit c cups tops.

If I catch a guy staring? Pretend I didn't.
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>>34170981
wave and smile
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Foids how grossed out would you be if I asked you save your dirty panties for me?
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>>34170992
You do you buddy. All I know is that if I loved a girl enough to both have sex with her and marry her, the revelation that I'm into this would probably make me consider jumping. But everyone's different, I suppose.
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>>34170979
>Well…he specifically said “scripture”
Sure, he was really talking about the OT. But I'd be willing to make a guess that he would say the same thing about the NT as well.

>but not what paul said about the role of women and their place in hierarchy

First off I've never question Paul's authority in the Church. However, I do think that people take what he says out of context. Specifically the fact that Paul is writing to induvial churches. His letters aren't always meant to apply to the whole body.

Sometimes I struggle with what the Bible says. Like Jesus saying that you should only divorce in cases of infidelity. I don't understand what you are supposed to tell a women getting beaten half to death every night. If she can't get a divorce.
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>>34170964
>indian giver
Not very woke of you.
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>>34170981
If I have been caught they have never made me know that they know. But sometimes I assume they must know and I try to stop.
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>>34170988
> ive struggled with a cuck/humiliation kink for several years now
That’s not a kink. It’s self-hatred and a mild form of self harm. Those are not things you should indulge, even in your mind.
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>>34171006
There's revoking afterwards and then there's becoming so manipulative that you blame someone else for what you consented. The latter is how you know the relationship is over.
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I'm scared I have a mild form of some schizo/paranoia disorder. Nothing strong enough for a diagnosis/meds. What do?
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>>34170982
wish i had answers for you, i guess for me the relationship was a super secure one and it ended such that there was no doubt we'd keep dating if circumstances were different, and yeah idk. still new feelings i'm navigating. i vastly prefer getting back with her, though, i really hope it happens, chances are we won't be in contact for the next year or two, already a been a year since we split completely
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Women shouldn't want sex
Kinda gross
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foids why the FUCK won't you PRUDES put a COLLAR on ME?
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>>34171004
You're not supposed to love the woman who cucks you anon, she's just a tool for you to indulge in your fetishes
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>>34171009
>thats not a kink
it gets my dick harder than anything else I have ever experienced, unhealthy or not i used the word kink for that reason. If you wanna argue semantics be my guest but the end result is the same
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>>34171010
That's beside the point of you using a racial slur. Very disrespectful coming from someone living on occupied Seminole land.
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>>34171019
tch, get a load of this niggerkike
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>>34170995
No
I'm NOT a criminal
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>>34171016
i dont really get the point at all then tbqh. in general im trying to quit my fetishes entirely so i can be vanilla somewhat
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>>34171005
>But I'd be willing to make a guess that he would say the same thing about the NT as well.
Except that there is at least one time where he said that this is not god saying this, but me saying this.

As to your latter, “the church” (ie, the church that maintains apostolic procession) supposedly does hold a semblance of divine authority for decisions like that. So, for them, they would have an authority to grant a divorce.

My opinion (only an opinion) is slightly different on that scenario. That escaping physical abuse does not mean the same as divorce. I don’t know if i could ever be as “holy” as this…but to marry for life is to be with no one else ever, until death. That you can escape abuse but still stay true to the vows that you will have no one else for life. That way, you are separated from the abuse, but still hold true to the vows of no other.
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>>34171019
Are you really gonna be mad about it, native anon?
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>>34171028
White women owe me reparations (sex).
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>>34171018
I got high cutting up my arms too. Are you going to tell me that bc i got high, that it wasn’t self-harm?
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The girl I subscribed to in OF stopped posting because her brother started getting bullied over it.
State gender
Which onlyfans model should I subscribe to?
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>>34171030
Go back to your wigwam, chud
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>>34170996
>you can play
I've had it for like a year and a half, yeah I have played stuff on it and it was fun. But for instance whenever I played along with songs I could always tell the note was somewhere in between two frets but I couldn't quite hit it even if it was in tune. So yeah this this is a pile of shit no matter which way you slice it
I never even really considered the strings as a problem, it was "I have what I have and it's good enough"
You're probably right tho waste of money either way, if I won't stick with it.
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>>34171005
>I don't understand what you are supposed to tell a women getting beaten half to death every night. If she can't get a divorce.
In those times, only husbands could initiate divorce. Jesus is basically saying "Husbands don't leave your wives unless she violates your marriage" because back then the woman would basically be SOL
It's supposed to protect women not keep them in a harmful situation
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>>34171030
Is it racist to think it's funny when you say that but not think it's funny when some dude who's just complaining about being ugly says the same thing?
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>>34171037
>I could always tell the note was somewhere in between two frets but I couldn't quite hit it even if it was in tune
Look, that sounds like either a skill issue or tuning issue. Also, tuning is not always about just getting it in tune. It can be about HOW you tune it. Yeah, cheap tuning heads will drift or leak as you play on cheaper guitars. But there are tricks you can learn to twist it in a way that stays tighter longer. Brass tax…would you rather have to tune your guitar after every song or drop a couple grand for a new set up that you will discard in a couple of months?
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>>34171044
Who cares? What do you tell a black jew?
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>>34171005
I think marriage vows are pretty clear on it, and domestic violence is a clear violation of those no
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Holy shit this gay bar is a sausage fest.
Wtf. Where are the women?
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>>34171046
THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY
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>>34171049
In the gay woman bar dumbass
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>>34171052
Fuck. Which one is the gay woman bar then. Aaaa I don't wanna waaaalllkkkk.
Fuck this shit, I'm going back to the hotel.
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>>34171049
There is no way you actually went to one. Gay bars are basically all dudes and maybe a drag show. And gays getting pissed that straight guys are there lmao.
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>>34171045
>Tuning issue
The open strings tuned fine, it didn't drift aggressively, it's just that basically all of the fretted notes were wildly out of tune. Low e 5th fret sounded way sharp from open a, even if both were in tune open. Basically every fret with every string did this, it was only a little better with the higher ones.
>couple grand
Lol no, more like 300-350
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>>34171049
You stupid bitch, gay bars are for men only. Go to a lesbian bar you retard.
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>>34171055
Then fuck, if you’ve got the cash, $300 and do it. Even if it sits in your closet it will always be there (just make sure to keep it in its case). Ive got the one i bought 25 years ago, never use it, but it is pristine and always there for me.
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>>34171055
>>34171059
Oh, and btw, see if someone can set it up when you buy it. I was lucky as hell. I think the guy who set mine up used to set them up for clapton. (Like shaving down the top and back fret and shit like that.)
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How old are the foids here?
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>>34171066
The oldest is around 34
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>>34170995
>she spent more than 2 years as a co-CEO of a fraudulent cryptobro company, had untold millions of dollars and was having meth and coke fueled sex parties
Okay you got me, I would serve that sentence for a week of this life. I fucking hate my poorfag wageslave job
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>>34170995
Why is she so cute, I want to defile her.
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>>34171049
>Wtf. Where are the women?
In bed. Unlike those Godless sodomites, we have church in the morning.
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>>34171066
It's rude to ask a lady about her age
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>>34171072
This has to be bait. She is the definition of “i wouldn’t even rape her”.
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>>34171066
this one is 33
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>>34171072
>moids would rather fuck a literal criminal than me
Also she probably look much worse now that she's in jail
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>>34171074
Nope. And fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
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>>34171073
>church
Lol no fucking way there's more lesbians in church than openly gay men
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>>34171059
Yeah it's not that much I guess, I can always sell it later
>>34171065
I was planning on doing a set up myself to save cash. Seems easy enough with electrics
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>>34171076
>>34171070
Are you women just too jaded for good funposting?
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>>34171075
I swear it is not bait. I genuinely think shes attractive in an ugly cute kinda way.
>>34171077
Whats wrong with you, you aren't explicitly out of the race just yet
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>>34171081
I think i saw a stat that 2/3 of lesbians have been with man before.
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>>34171084
What exactly do you expect me to be doing rn?
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>>34171066
I'm 27!
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>>34171086
And?
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>>34171086
Makes sense. I wish I was bisexual because moids tend to be very bad at sex
>>34171085
Why do moids love criminals so much? She would steal all your shit if given a chance
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>>34171087
Idk but none of you are very playful
Like the only good aspect of femanons
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I'm going to turn into a male gyrau. I have skin the color of a latte and I'm going to bleach my hair cause fuck it why not.
Thoughts?
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>no 24 year old foids
no e gf for me then...
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>>34171093
Why are you brown
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>>34171086
More because of heteronormativity than an attraction to men. There's also rape.
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>>34171094
>one year too old
fuck
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>>34171083
> doing a set up myself
I don’t know the terms bc i never got super into it…but at the base where the strings start…the guitar i bought, that shit was like a 1/4” high. They shaved that down and also shaved the top fret a bit. It turned an expensive, clunky guitar into a masterpiece. So, just ask if they can set it up.
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>>34171092
>Idk but
Then shut the fuck up
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>>34171090
>Why do moids love criminals so much?
There is direct correlation with how attractive a foid is and how mentally unwell they are.
>She would steal all your shit if given a chance
I hope she steals all my cum. Also I thought foids weren't anti semetic, whta happened.
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>>34171090
There is not a single goddamn woman on this planet that is completely straight
You could date a woman if you wanted to
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>>34171095
A mild amount of melanin.
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>>34171097
well I turn 25 next month lol so I can make an exception for you
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>>34171096
>social constructs and men are evil
I miss when you were at least overt, sufemacist. Why did you get rid of your namefag?
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>>34171099
Make me
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>>34171104
Not whoever that is, but rapists are evil, unless you're implying all men are rapists.
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>>34171101
>There is not a single goddamn woman on this planet that is completely straight
Uh huh…..
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>>34171096
none of these words are in the bible
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>>34171100
I'm prettier than 100% of women on this picture btw
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>>34171109
prove it foid
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>>34171098
The bridge? At the body? Those can be lowered with an Allen key, the nut at the top nah. Obviously I'd check if it had issues I couldn't solve before buying.
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>>34171106
>the only reason self-proclaimed lesbians have had sex with men is because they were raped
And you want me to take you seriously?
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>>34171109
I wonder how crazy you are
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>>34171101
At this point I think the only advantages of dating moids are penises and moids not getting periods. Those are big advantages though
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>>34171109
ASL?
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>>34171111
You do you then. I’m just telling you that getting a guitar that has been properly set up is in a different class.
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>>34171109
yeah right
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>>34171117
I love how i can know the generational gap just from this.
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>>34171115
How are penises a plus if they can't make you cum and lesbians report higher sexual satisfaction?
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>>34171107
Have you actually tried and seen if you aren't 100% unattracted to women?
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how small does my penis have to be so I can get humiliated for having a micro penis?
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>>34171123
? I have a dick, faggot.
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I like big penises hehe
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>>34171121
>they can't make you cum
You're doing something wrong
Also they're suckable, touchable, veiny and look hot
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>>34171120
I'm 24
Isn't ASL an oldnigga thing? It's just really a really convenient abbreviation
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>>34171129
It used to be a/s/l in the old school.
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oh no, I can feel it, I'm about to have an emotional breakdown again
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>>34171125
Then you have no idea then
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guys im bored is it fun hours or incel hours
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>>34171126
What's so great about 'em? Always stealing all of the blood flow that I could be using to give my brain good ideas.
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>>34171112
Your reading comprehension is too low to hang in the pocket with me.
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>>34171135
Mostly retard and incel hour. Not so many lulz or fun. Still got kittenposter’s tits though.
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>>34171136
Not her but penises are actually much more useful than tiny male brains.
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>>34171135
It's definitely not fun hours
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Women can I get a gf if my brain is small and smooth like a marble
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>>34171140
oh forreal? i dont care but thats unexpected. i thought she was a man.
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>>34171141
what if my brain and penis are both tiny
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>>34171139
I think people would like you here more if you started to use the name option so we can always know when it’s you.
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>>34171143
Probably
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>>34171141
Oh, so now we're brain size shaming, I see how it is.
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>>34171145
It's okay exhibanon, you can put your trip back on
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>>34171144
Turns out, if you lurk enough, you can find shit out. Btw…that crazy bitch has been gone for over a week. I wonder what happened
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>>34171148
It's not my fault that interaction with a penis can be so fun. Shit, I miss having a moid
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>>34171153
Why don't you go adopt one? There's surely a single moid shelter around town somewhere. I think they call them game stores.
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>>34171148
Brain size envy
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>>34171153
you can adopt me, femanon ^_^
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>>34171146
You're the boss, applesauce
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Bad vibes in here
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every day males post on here about how picky women are and how they want any girl to like them.

I'm so confused though because they seem to be admitting that they don't care about falling in love. it's almost like they want an arranged marriage. what is the psychology behind that? are they just so desperate they've given up and are willing to settle for a walking fleshlight instead? why isn't jerking off enough for them?

I guess I sometimes feel a certain way but I just masturbate and watch a movie and the loneliness goes away.
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>>34171160
Oooh, you’ve already got the desperate ones drooling over your for that choice
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>>34171153
you can play with my penis
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>>34171161
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>>34171163
I'm so lonely that I just wish any girl would pay attention to me
Beggars can't be choosers
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>>34171161
Hmmm, just different vibes. C://internet.exe/insanity/4chan/moreinsanity/autism/theonlyonesleft
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>>34171163
I saw a tweet the other day saying women need to feel to feel special and not just the one he happened to catch
And I guess this proves that was true
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It's actually fucked up how women treat you nicer when your girlfriend is hotter than them.
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>>34171141
Men literally have bigger brains because we have bigger skulls on average
So get owned you stupid foid
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Are virgin femcels in the 25-30 age range real? Asking for an enemy.
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>>34171174
They treat you nicer when you have a girlfriend, period. I’ve seen my dog do the same damned thing. Hated my fucking friend. Then he got a dog and brought him over. Suddenly my dog loves him.
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>>34171177
Catposter fits that bill
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True, women just become friendlier and more relaxed around you when you have a gf even if you don't tell them. They smell that shit.
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>>34171173
It's very true. If he would take just anyone who would have him then I don't matter. Just what I do for him and my holes.
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>>34171180
What happened to her?
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>>34171186
Nothing. She was itt a while ago
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>>34171188
Search function does exist…
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>>34171163
not a guy, but yes, they are that desperate. it is sad, but also, their standards are not that low. a starving person will eat mud but then stop and never want to eat it again once they are full; relationships built on that desperation turn to shit because there was no real love. it's unfortunate but it's the reason there's so much stigma round incels. dating them always goes down bad.
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>>34171184
How does he know that you're just not settling either?
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>>34171163
>I guess I sometimes feel a certain way but I just masturbate and watch a movie and the loneliness goes away.
thats because you have no soul, same as the degenerate gooner males ITT.
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Women, what makes you special? Or if you don't have an answer for that, what makes you feel special?
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>>34171193
Because settling is stupid? I don't understand why anyone would want to be with someone they don't love rather than being alone.
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>>34171196
The only thing special about me was my education
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>>34171196
How many women exist right now? I'm not special.
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Has everyone gone fucking insane lately? This is some Monsters are Due on Maple Street nutty ass bullshit.
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>>34171198
Because emptiness is worse?
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>>34171196
Idk. All my experiences made me weird and traumatized.
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>>34171196
>what makes you special?
When I was in school, my teachers told me my mind was special. They even put me in special classes and on the special bus because of it!
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>>34171201
Yeah, thread has gone kinda bullshit for a weekend. What happened to the lulz?
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>>34171204
Have you ever been in a relationship?
Having to share your living space with and fuck someone you don't want is hell. I would infinitely rather be alone than just take the next guy who shows interest in me without considering his personality, life goals, that shit. If the only thing that matters is "finds me physically attractive" then the relationship is going to last 3 months at the most.
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is the psych ward a good place to meet women?
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>>34171209
Men don't usually do better alone than in bad relationships
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To a tee
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>>34171211
I hope this is a joke
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>>34171217
>recognizing your unique magnificence
But 99% of people aren't unique or magnificent at all.
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>>34171207
I meant in real, physical, day to day life. Which you do realize is a thing that exists outside of this thread I hope.
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>>34171212
I don't understand why
What are they getting out of it if they don't even like her
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you ever been loved so much by someone they leave you loving yourself?
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>>34170971
I like soft breast play, slapping boobs sounds painful
>>34171003
lol I'll sell you a pair
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>>34171196
every broken glass is special because the way it shatters is unique. i broke in a unique way. not much more than that.
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>>34171222
Did you read the fucking post
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>>34171225
i havent been loved very much at all
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>>34171224
A reason to get out of bed in the morning
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>>34171230
ooo like a mosaic
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>>34171221
I'm half joking....
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>>34171233
aw, sad answer. bad partners or no partners?
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>>34171217
>try wanting to be around her and learning about her
Yes. Do moids really not?
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>>34171235
But why is she motivating if you don't even fucking like her.
Dating a guy I don't want to spend time with would be a reason to stay IN bed I just don't get this. Do men do this with friends too? You spend time with guys you have nothing in common with and don't like just to have people to do stuff with?
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>>34171225
Same as the other guy. Never loved. Doubt it'd change much
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>>34171225
not even my parents loved
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>>34171225
If they loved me they wouldn't have left me or abused me so that I had to tell them to fuck off. So I'm not getting confused here.
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>>34171239
maybe i was being unfair. i dated once. he was pretty and kind. i was unwell. i think he cared a lot but it just couldnt reach me at all.
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Picture it:

It's 1998. You're an 18 year old with frosted tips and sideburns, wearing a chain necklace, a graphic tee eading NO FEAR over a long-sleeved shirt, and slightly baggy Tommy Hilfiger jeans. Your best friend who looks like Matthew Lillard is wearing a bucket hat, JNCOs, wraparound shades, and a tank top. You're talking to him about a girl you like and he leans back, makes hip hop like gestures he learned from some random rap video and says "it's all cool, just hang back, man."

And then you see her. Your crush who looks like Selma Blair walking down the hallway, dressed like a freak in a gothic opera blouse.

When you see her, "Kiss Me" starts playing in the background.

Anyone know that feel?
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>>34171224
Pussy
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>>34171223
K
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kissing skinny girls!
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>>34171250
Okay well that's the answer then. I don't need dick badly enough that I'm willing to put up with a guy I don't like. I went 5 years without before this past relationship. I'm single again and I think it would be ok if I never touch another dick again.
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>>34171247
couldn't reach you, how do you mean? like you couldn't ever really feel the spark or the words just kinda feel flar?
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>>34171201
That's basically how it's gonna be moving forward but worse. It's only beginning.
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>>34171243
You just make it work, femanon
A man's job in life is to suffer through it for the sake of others
Idk why this seems so hard for women to understand considering the martyr complex all of you seem to have
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Cocks are stupid and make the world a worse place
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https://files.catbox.moe/ftqph5.mp4

JH coded
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>>34171259
well put anon, foids take note
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>>34171256
like insomnia for love instead of sleep. i couldnt relax. i put on a performance as the best partner ever and laying next to each other i felt like i was stealing the affection, so it wasnt really mine. we never slept together, cuddling was too intense for me.
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Let's vote.

Friends to Lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Mentor and Student to Lovers, or a Secret Fourth Thing?
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>>34171253
Bodycount: 32
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>>34171259
He can make it work alone though?
If he wants to suffer for others so badly he can work that into his job. It seems pretty simple to me. If I don't like spending time with a person I won't. You're making this whole thing unnecessarily complicated.
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>>34171261
Not clicking that
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>>34171263
damn, i really hate that for you. do you just have a general fear of intimacy, or is there a trauma-related component to it that makes you unable to relax?
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>>34171259
You dumbass, a man's job isn't to bend over backwards like a fuck for zero reward for the sake of people who won't appreciate it which is what you're describing. Boohoo victim complex having ass nigga.
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Where was that femanon in here who said she successfully falsely accused a male classmate at her college of rape, and then got him arrested when she found out he'd been violently threatening her life over it?

Is this kind of gambit that easy for a woman to pull off, or was she just some kind of a social genius?
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>>34171264
>4th thing is men having emotional maturity to truely be vulnerable with women and it creates a safe space for both of them.
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>>34171269
i cant remember if anything happened that would explain it. not a great life overall. not the worst. not the best. all i can really say for sure is that my parents didnt take good care of me, and i am now really sick in my mind.
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>>34171272
That doesn't make a good romance or romantasy story, dumb nuts.
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>>34171261
Jason is the ultimate incel. Michael Myers is where it's at.

>>34171264
Best to worst
Friends to lovers
Enemies to lovers
Secret fourth thing
Mentor and student to lovers (this only works for Snake and Boss)
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Here you go, moids. Act like an asshole.
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>>34171272
Has your autism been cured yet, or are we still waiting on that?
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>>34171278
>reply like an uninterested person
"I love you more!"
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>>34171260
They are a weapon of RAPE.
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>>34171270
That's what your dad did if he stuck around
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God, what have I done? I'm a pink pony girl (boy)
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>>34171283
Your dad not only stuck around, he stuck his penis in your pooper.
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>>34171278
*hmph*
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>>34171283
He did not not and I would've appreciated it if he did, so his efforts would not have been in vain. Sticking around for NO REASON is a dumb idea which you are proposing.
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>>34171283
Nta
Mine left
And thank fucking god even as a 7 year old I was getting sick of stupid arguments about rice-a-roni
"Staying together for the kids" doesn't work.
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>>34171228
>sell you a pair
Buying them from women who don't know they're selling them to a man is more fun
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>>34171274
sad fact of the world is that it doesn't take much to cause intimacy issues in children, and then it snowballs :\ i have intimacy issues, super hard time feeling vulnerable. my mom was pretty neglectful growing up, she was never the one to interact with me beyond things visible to others, it was always my dad that would play or interact or take me to do shit. meanwhile the household dynamic saw everyone fighting constantly (except me, i'm the only one in the family that knows when to stop talking rofl) and they'd always use intimate shit against each other, and now for me any kind of intimacy feels like a liability, even in abstract ways like being naked around someone or showing someone music i like.

led me down a very isolating path in life. well, not to dig up your own unfun childhood but your personality crystallizes around stuff in a weird way ig is my point
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I'm so tired all the time.
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>>34171294
Stop smoking
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>>34171294
Sleep
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Why do women on Instagram openly talk shit about India? Literally, what's their thought process?
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>>34171287
>I would've appreciated it if he did
You would have loved having incest sex with your dad?
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>>34171298
why not. who cares.
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>>34171295
I only vape
>>34171297
Doesn't help.
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>>34171298
Why wouldn't they
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>>34171298
What's kind of wacky is only 50-60 years ago India was seen as a place full of spiritual enlightenment where hippies went to seek wisdom.
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>>34171302
Take pills or smash your head with a hammer really hard
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>>34171302
>I only vape
Mooooooods, ban this underage poster.
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>>34171304
>>34171303
>>34171301
Western females are too scared to speak ill of other countries like Israel or China, but don't give two shits about smearing India and Indians. Theres tons of videos like this now. Why are they so stupid
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>>34171278
We have so much in common!
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>>34171302
>I only vape
Nicotine is a fucking poison. Literally. I guess you think it’s better than smoking/
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>>34171309
Cigarettes are $30 USD a pack here, and we don't make as much money as Americans.
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>>34171310
Foids only do things that are socially acceptable, like laughing at short guys and making fun of small dicks or Indians.
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>>34171313
Pussy
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>>34171312
are you pakistani?
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>>34171319
I'd kill myself if I was
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>>34171314
Then stop sucking poison in your lungs. Look, i’m a smoker, but i don’t complain about it. I quit for 6 months once, had all the energy in the world…then literally after the first puff when i went back, i felt exhausted. Quit the vape.
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>>34169734
>>34169757
What parts about him did you want to fix?
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>>34171318
I’m a fucking smoker, faggot.
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I've talked to so many men off 4chan I feel disgusting. Why am I like this?
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>>34171330
uh why would you feel disgusting over it?
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>>34171330
You a hoe
How many men you talk outside 4chan
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>>34169757
>true love
I believe it's possible for two people to love each other desperately in a romantic sense, yes

>for me
Eh, I think it's possible but idk if I'm gonna get it though
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>>34169760
No issue, can jack off myself
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>>34171332
Because everything about it is icky even if it's not sexual.
>>34171333
I literally don't know, maybe hundreds
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>>34171338
DAMN! YOU IS A HOE!
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>>34169757
i do believe in it!! i found it desu but it's gone now, maybe forever but hopefully not. i want it more than anything in the world, except for her wellbeing which may very well end up being without me, which is how i know it's true :D
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>>34169807
>Do you fuck with banana bread?
If it's moist, yes; if not, meh
If it has (wal)nuts, hell yeah
If it has choc chips, damn straight
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>>34171338
>Because everything about it is icky even if it's not sexual
how come? where do you suppose the ickiness is? i don't like like i'm icky to any girls off 4chan i talk to :/
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>>34171339
Yeah, i sure am
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>>34171343
Just the sheer volume, granted most conversations are probably like an hour max if that but over the years it just feels like such a waste of life
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>>34171278
The men are doing this all wrong
The answers are
>leaves you on read
or
>Ok
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>>34171347
ah. sounds like maybe they were added for a chemistry that never panned out. otoh you kind of have to go through people like toilet paper to find the ones worth caring about, your icky might be necessary imo
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>>34171278
What do you want me to do with that information?
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Do girls with small tits have a humiliation kink the way guys with small dicks do?
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>>34171278
*thumbs up*
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>>34171347
How many men have you added. I've only added like 1 guy and 3 chicks and one of them blocked me.
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>>34171355
In the past 2 months it's probably been 30
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>>34171353
I dont think so. Men with humiliation kinks develop them as copes, small boobs arent as universally mocked and undesirable.
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>>34171356
Jfc, you just give it out like that?
What do you talk to them on
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>>34171359
>give it out
And by it, it's my soul.
Discord ofc
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>>34171360
You should add me hahaha jk... Unless???
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>>34171353
I don't
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>>34171362
There's a good chance we've already spoken. /adv/ guys have been the worst
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need a leggy bitch
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>>34171353
Sort of. I don't need a kink about them in order to be humiliated.
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>>34171364
I don't think so I've only ever added a handful, none in the past couple months. What's the deal behind it anyway what's your goal
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>>34171364
haha i can't say i'm that surprised desu, its either the most depressed guy in existence or mr. second coming. i've added only one girl off atoga, and she is pretty nice, help me work out a few problems in life
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I got asked out today and I told her no because I wanted to save every last penny I make for buying my yacht
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Ok
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>>34171368
>what's your goal
A relationship
>>34171371
It hasn't really been either, just very not good people. There's only one I kept in touch with and we give life updates here and there, pretty platonic. Yeah I'm sure the women from here are leagues better, wish I could be gay
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>>34171373
turnsout shes super rich and her dad cornelius warburgerschmidt III alread owns ten yachts which he wouldve given to you for marrying his daugghter
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>>34169945
I do believe there's some common trend amongst women of "giving a guy a chance", which honestly is a little odd to me for reasons. It feels valid to ask
>Do men not like women who actually show interest in them?
because I actually don't think this trend of "giving a girl a chance" is as common for men at all, "chance" being the really weird word here.

For both genders, if a hot person you were mid about starts liking you, you'll probably start liking them back. If a mid person you felt meh about starts liking you, if they seem tolerable and you got no better options rn, there's a reasonable chance you'll start liking them back. If you were mid about them and they're ugly, unless you're desperate odds are you won't like them back and if anything will start limiting your interaction with them. Or if someone with down syndrome starts crushing on them, you won't think they're disgusting or anything, but you don't wanna hurt their feelings and don't want to lead them on. I do believe women would tend to feel more of an ick than guys would though.

Unless you're a really weird person he isn't fond of being around, I doubt most men will start disliking a girl he wouldn't want to date because she started showing interest. It's the same as for guys where men have to take that leap of faith to ask a girl out; they have to be prepared to face the consequences of rejection if it happens
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>>34171382
that's not rational
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>>34171377
probably the archetypes were dramatic but i do reckon they must not be super put together. actually, most women i've added off 4chan (had a /soc/ stint about a couple years back) were themselves pretty...interesting. one added me cuz they were into age differences, which was soul shattering cuz i wasn't even 29. another was a prostitute, straight up. there was another girl i added from here now that i think about it, and we got along well but she ghosted me one day out of the blue. figure i talked to her too much, or maybe she has some sort of attachment issue, idk. that has happened a handful of times, foids disappearing
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>Be me
>Thought e-girl blocked me
>Turns out I can still dm her, react to her messages, and send her a friend request
Yo wtf? Did she just ghost me? That's crazy how she left an entire server considering she's a mod.
I really hope she didn't kill herself or commit self harm
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>>34170007
I mean, I do that. Leave him alone? If you wanna knock on the door and ask him if he wants to cuddle or something (are you sure babe?), there's nothing wrong with that. You don't always have to vent by speaking.
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>>34171392
he probably did tho
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>>34171391
>foids disappearing
I've experienced this at breakneck speeds from moids too. People are fickle and I'd have to write a novel about all my experiences, some have been interesting though
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>>34170053
She's skinny, def
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>>34171392
E-girls leave their simp orbiters behind when they get a Chad bf irl
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>>34171398
weirdest guy you ever got? i don't mean like creep but like genuinely schizo/insane?
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If you lost your dick in a car accident would you kill yourself? I think I'd hang in there and hope dick regrowth tech matures before I'm too old to fuck.
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>>34171401
There was someone I talked to years ago that was messaging me about how black people are set up by 3 letter agencies and how they possess superpowers and they were after him. I felt bad because when we first started talking he seemed stable but he definitely wasn't on his medication
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idk if ill ever be cured of my yellow fever
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>>34171400
I was never an orbiter.
Also she was just recently active on the server idk what happened
>>34171396
According to google if you block someone you have to get sometype of notification when you interact which I never fucking did this is assine
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>>34171405
nah, not while i still got a juicy prostate, i would be sad though
>>34171406
that is too bad, i suppose this place really is just full of wayward souls. do you date irl? why look for guys on 4chan?
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>>34171411
Actually it does make sense considering that is probably a measure againt block evasion but still
I would have prefered that she out right reject me rather than ghost me
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>>34171414
>date irl
Not really
>why look for guys on 4chan?
I'm a loser woman looking for my loser man to complete me
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>>34171420
...so loser couple is what would make you complete? :P
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>In fact, human sperm count reduces by more than 80 percent if men ejaculate more than about two times a day.
Men, is your sperm count reduced by >80%?
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>>34171423
...yes
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>>34171410
Have you been to any Asian countries?
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>>34171424
I only ejaculate once a day, sometimes I skip a day.
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>>34171424
2 times a day is al.reaady plenty
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>>34171410
why would you want to?
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>>34171424
I jerked off 18 times in 16 hours once, still had a little coming out at the end.
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>>34171435
Were you on drugs?
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>>34171420
what kinda loser?
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Girls, would you let your boyfriend spank you when he's stressed out so he can blow off steam?
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>>34171424
i fap like twice a week tops
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>>34171445
Not a nonchalant, lowercase typing one >:(
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>>34171366
having small tits is not humiliating god can you bitches shut the fuck up already
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>>34171449
im not nonchalant at all. im extremely emotionally effeminate and neurotic actually, which is part of why im a loser
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>>34171451
I'm pretty sure we've talked and I really don't like you
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>>34171442
no, when I'm sleep derived I'm horny and I was up for 52 hours
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>>34171452
we've definitely never talked, i dont speak to anyone on 4chan off-website and never will.
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>>34171460
Good, keep it that way. I still don't like you
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Women, I am going to cancel my Spotify subscription if this shit won't start recommending me good songs.
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I'm horny
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>>34171461
K
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>>34171461
wtf so rude to that anon??
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>>34170899
Yes, I'd push her around everywhere, esp to places where she'd think she'd struggle like camping or hiking flat trails. If her legs are atrophied enough I might be able to carry her to harder stuff. This is all assuming I like her as a person
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>>34171471
If you knew what I knew you'd know I should've been meaner. Genuine psycho that guy
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>>34170942
I'm glad I don't have that sort of kink so I'd have avoided that situation entirely. The fact that she told everyone means they broke up in a bad way, which he should've tried to avoid
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>>34171473
did he try to groom you on discord or something or what
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>>34171467
No exclamation point, things must be pretty dark for you right now.
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>try to say no to girl
>she doesn't accept no
>my gentlemanly manners do not know how to death with this
>can't hit her
>can't offend her
>that's not what a le southern gentleman would do, right?
>cave
>lol
>mature a little more
>get approached by women twice my age
>girls my own age don't even try to get to know me
>those that do have zero interest in being my friend
>realize my place
>stop interacting with women
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>>34171462
>subscription
anons we're never going to make it to buying a yacht if we have subscriptions
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goodnight anons
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>>34171225
Yeah kinda. Popular girl in middle school liked me and now I'm fairly confident in myself. I'm sure I would've had some confidence without her existence, but I feel it helps my belief in my ability
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do dangerous bad girls sleep at night
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Girls, would you call your boyfriend "The Dick Master" if that's what he wanted?
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>>34171488
no thats when theyre partying
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>>34171278
Wow, uh, thanks. Heh. You're pretty cool too.
I love me too!
Okay
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>>34171330
Are you disgusted to talking to men, or 4chan men?
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>>34171353
Do girls with small tits have an adoration kink, like they want the guy to obsess over their boobs?
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>>34171490
Ffa, pet name shit just happens. Don’t force it.
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>>34171499
nigger go to bed
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>>34171491
where are they then
direct me to the forces of evil so I can fight them
where are the dangerous bad girls
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I can't go to sleep, I'll have nightmares again about being at my old childhood house
That place was fucking cursed and demonic
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This was meant to be a question >>34171496
Apologies for my stupidity
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>>34171495
Neither, I just feel gross
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>>34171504
Uh, well if it's neither then I feel there's nothing objectively gross so the universe should be fine with your behavior, hope you feel better
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That meme about random cashiers being prettier than models is real. I was just at taco bell and the drive through lady was mega cute.
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Any lonely, single femanon in this thread right now?
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>>34171513
I wish i didn’t live in an urban city, bc that shit is not reality here.
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>>34171515
It's rare, but it happens.
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>>34171517
>cute coalburner girl
Wanted no self-respected white man ever.
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>>34171514
I hope not, they are very clingy and think that you should drag them along when you want to hang out with your friends. It's annoying, quite frankly.
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Yup I got blocked. Well now that I now for sure I am not wanted I will do what I am destined for
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>>34171521
>see cute chick
>instantly think about her having sex with black men
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>>34171526
To be fair when one has a small dick he gravitates towards cuck fetishes
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>>34171526
>see chick ingratiating herself with blacks
>anon things this is a hail mary’s throw away from being a coal burner
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If it was destiny, you would have met her again
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>>34171525
ominous
better keep an eye on the news lads
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>>34171529
literally me!
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>>34171533
>The alleged perpetrator was known to frequent the notorious social media site 4chan. Specifically the "Ask The Opposite Gender Anything" thread, where he made several vague and ominous posts.
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Where should I go to meet women and get a gf?
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For both genders, who's you're most attractive evil fictional character?
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>>34171426
well hey! far be it from me to judge, i'm a real creature but imo you'd have a better time picking up a hobby and interfacing with those communities. what sorts of hobbies do ya got?
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>>34171540
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>>34171540
M
Makima
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>>34171490
>Girls, would you call your boyfriend "The Dick Master" if that's what he wanted?
Am I dating Adam?

>>34171540
>who's you're most attractive evil fictional character?
Broly! Something about pure evil villains is so appealing. There's too much of this "boo hoo, sad shit happened to me" tragic villains these days. I just need someone who revels in sadism or does evil shit just because they want to.

>>34171545
>evil
How dare you?
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>>34171540
katya from die hard with a vengeance. kills with knife, kills for loyalty, shoots at helicopter when it interrupts her during violent sex. doesn't need words to communicate how she feels. perfection
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>>34171540
george lopez robot from Spy Kids
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>>34171548
>How dare you?
There is literally no argument to make that she did what she did with good intentions



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