Previously on /atoga/: >>34169716
>>34173138Sexo with femanon
second for blonde girlsss
aw, i love puppies>t. moid that's just a little too much puppy (muppy)
Women is this actually what you want?
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34173150nope
>>34173150No.>>34173149Do you have a favorite kind of puppy?
>>34173118In my mind its the appreciation of the mundanites.Taking time to slow down and notice all the details.>>34173127No, sorry, but good luck.>>34173151I met my boyfriend on hinge, so maybe there.
>>34173151clingy gf convention>>34173152your loss, sahara cunt lookin ass mf. i'll fry you in a fuccin wok, munch on foid stir-fry
GenderWhat is a song that reminds you of your partner?
I have an ex who I remember saying that her mom liked that my ex’s dad had to stay in another city that was a few hours away for half the week for work because it made their relationship less boring since there was more to talk about. Why are women like this? Like imagine being 50 years old and complaining about being bored - just get in the grave, geriatric fuck
>skim some old atoga threads>99% of the image limit is avatarfagging and bingo/picrew spamhate you fags with a passion
>>34173150it's a joke worldHello. Can I ask for anybody to comment some American #s? Entertainment, I've nothing much to do!
>>34173161MIt Doesn't Exist (Original Mix)
>>34173161mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fJFuUb27bo
When comparing Final Fantasy 3 and Baldur's Gate 3 people forgive a lot in FF because it was made much earlier. People don't pretend that it doesn't have its unique attractiveness just because it's older or that it isn't in many ways actually better than the newer game.So why is it the opposite when women compare men? Being older suddenly gets you judged more harshly. No one cares about your unique charm or that you're objectively a better man than someone born a decade or two later.
Women, how fast do you get tired of being on top?
>>34173161F. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Osh-KYy4CwWe listened to this all the time when we had just started dating, I have a lot of sweet memories of him just picking me up and dancing with me to this song.
>>34173169The game is unchanged from its original release, but you continue to deteriorate from your original release.
>>34173172Lol
>>34173152i'm sorry for my aggressive outburst, i don't want to eat you or fry you in a wok (not even a little bit)>>34173158whichever one wants to play with me (esp. australian shepherd puppies)
>>34173150lol I poste this meme the other day>>34173161>your partner.........>>34173165>99% of the image limit is avatarfagging and bingo/picrew spamgood timez ;P>>34173168based lol, bill wurtz is dope>>34173169bro really comparing people to vidya
>>34173165Bring picrew back
Femanon is this you?
>>34173180I am physically incapable of blabbering around people I'm attracted to
>>34173171I don't.
>>34173180XD does this must look so cringe to guys
>>34173174It's not about deterioration, it's about growing up. Birth is equivalent to the beginning of a game's development cycle. Men under 30 are barely ready to be released and our early 30s are akin buggy early releases, still missing important patches.
>>34173186aw, she's pee shy. cute!!
>>34173176Have a wonderful day.>>34173175I know it's very silly, but it's cute to me lol
>>34173180NAG but me and my ex kek, miss just listening to her yap for hours
I owe women love and affection but they don't want to cash out
Do women like feeling really sore after sex or would you have rather used good lube and took time to get properly stretched out so you aren't sore?
>>34173171Longest was a few minutes
>>34173192y-you too fuck i need puppies or a child or an advanced tamagotchi
>>34173189without the does*
>>34173195I don't feel sore if I have sex once or twice. I will if I have sex for hours on end, and I'd just rather not have sex for hours on end.
>>34173187>>34173196Would you be disappointed if your guy often finishes during that?
>>34173161I <3 my normie golden retriever jock bf. Thank god porn got so many hot guys into goth women.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nabiIT_9QjA
a guy that can cook very well or a guy that can make gorgeous paintings?
girls, how do you feel and what goes through your head when you can't help but notice a family member's huge package
I started dating this girl, and we're both virgins, and Christians. We do not believe is sex outside of marriage, but like obviously I still have the desire to touch her and stuff... we've cuddled and kissed (quick peck on the lips) before, but how do I know where I need to draw the line? Like if we're cuddling should I ask for consent before I start kissing her, or grab her butt or touch her boobs anything like that. Kind of kills the mood, and it has felt a lot better just to go for the kiss, or grab her hand, but I don't want to go too far, and make her feel violated...
>>34173200The only time I did, a few minutes is how long it took him to finish
>>34173195Like unless you are in menopause or have a busted pussy condition or do something like femanon said below for hours on end, women should not need lube.
>>34173161>when he put the bucket hat on lolhttps://youtu.be/bV7_lOPvkac
>>34173204Can cook very well, I like eating. Nom nom.>>34173206Discuss in advance what you feel comfortable with.
>>34173204Cook
>>34173204why not have a guy that can do both? its okay to be greedy, we exist>>34173206nag but trust she'll let you know if you're going too far. just stay in tune to her body language and behavior. if you go too far and she tells you, then stop and apologize. maybe make sure she wasn't abused as a kid or at least make sure she is able TO tell you know. the fun of dating and being with people is risking the biscuit
>>34173161>What is a song that reminds you of your partner?https://youtu.be/ZbfY18eb3C8>>34173171>Women, how fast do you get tired of being on top?Never. Cowgirl is my second favorite position. >>34173194>I owe women love and affection but they don't want to cash outDouble it and give it to the next person>>34173210>Lou Bega is a half-Italian, half-Ugandan born and raised in GermanyI hate this man with a passion.
Women you have to pick only one to play for the rest of your life>Animal crossing>Sims>Stardew Valley
>>34173206be careful, it's easy to get carried awayyou should prioritize seeing if you two are compatible in the long run vs getting as intimate as you can without crossing a line, you'll cross the line doing that if you are compatible just get engaged and get married and have at each other to your heart's content, if not it'll hurt but it's best to move on before you get more intimate and more attached
>>34173220>I hate this man with a passionnta but wdymmhe made some bangers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBLLNMLugxM
womenwhat happens after we die?
>>34173180I had an ex like this but she found it weird I never tapped back and then broke up with me. She was a cunt anyways
>>34173216Yeah, but then you get a middle ground of just ok on both.>>34173211>>34173212But imagine him painting you like that Titanic scene.
>>34173184Probably a good thingModern parents are too involved
>>34173228Nom nom.>>34173221Stardew valley. Not even close, best game ever.
>>34173186That means you can yap to me all day long
>>34173138Hello. Can I ask for anybody to comment some American #s? Entertainment, I've nothing much to do! CallGod bless!
>>34173226Once our synapses have stopped firing we'll feel the same way we felt before we were born
>i can’t be a master painter, musician, chef, athlete, runner, rock climber, cyclist in one lifefuck
Femanons, are you a shorts rolled up or baggy shorts girl?
what's your biggest wish?
>>34173228>Yeah, but then you get a middle ground of just ok on bothor maaaybe one can inform the other, and being good at both makes you BETTER at both. people call cooking an art for a reason, right?
>>34173161MI don't have a partner. This song reminds me of my ex.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mKEcE7p7aI
>>34173252I wish I was capable of feeling something besides misery and despair
>>34173251I don't really wear shorts.>>34173252For my loved ones to be healthy.
>>34173180I don't understand how people can just keep yapping about everything and nothing all at once.
>>34173221>choose between>furry society>customize everything>harvest moon but shittier graphics because quirkyI pick sims.
>>34173226Forehead projection
>>34173266>hey i think you’re cute, would you mind sharing numbers?that’s it. if she says no, move on. if she overreacts, who cares?
>>34173252that she finds peace and makes it past her traumas!! she's such a sweet girl, it's the least she deserves v_v
>>34173251Baggy shorts.
>>34173273i wanna fuck you
>>34173252Honestly, I want to be like very good and renowned at my future profession.
>>34173239Eight six seven five three oh nine.
>>34173252To talk with her again...
>>34173232Idk dude, my siblings and I are kinda fucked up
Why does my life just need to be a shit fest after another shit festWhy can't anything good ever happen to meI'd had started to believe I deserve it. I most likely do. No, I'm sure I do.
>>34173239https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSccDNM_NCgHgA7xeWeIFx5goG29vf7q_EEI_kf2oZrQjfvALw/viewformPlease tell me if the link doesn't work
Genders, thoughts on the cinnamon toast crunch cannibalism and murder themed commercials?
>>34173289I don't think you "deserve" it dude but I hope you have more luck in the future and can work on things that bear you fruit
>>34173289here again on a beautiful sunday afternoon, eh misery poster?
>>34173288Every child feels that way
>>34173276Bro it’s time to move on. It wasn’t her trauma’s fault, it’s hers. Stop letting this hole live in your head rent free
>>34173268Me too! :D Hey, does it have to do with modesty? Because for me, it does, but I don't see many girls now that think it's important. No judgement to anyone!God bless!
>>34173291MNot as hot as the Pop Tart ones where that thick chick would kill and eat the Pop Tarts. She needs to stab me and eat my cock.
>>34173298oof, miserable aura. hope you can find your way, little bro
>>34173291Woman: I think it's to mess with children's minds, or some other weird ploy. Who knows, there's all sorts of absurdities shown on TV. What are the benefits of watching TV anyways? Kids who grew up without TV turned out fine, we don't need it.
>>34173307Also also also, God bless you!!!
If your boyfriend came up to you and said, "Suck that dick, bitch!" what would your reaction be?
>>34173303Lol sauce?
>>34173299Yeah! It makes me feel more comfortable and confident to dress modestly, I always had a weird relationship with feeling sexualized and I'd rather just avoid styles that draw attention to my body in that way. I usually wear midi length skirts or dresses outside of work, and regular chinos or jeans at work.
>>34173309I'd suck his dick, and then COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKIN' EGGS, BITCH!
>>34173291I don't watch commercials.
>>34173289>Why can't anything good ever happen to meBecause you don't make good things happen to you.
Now that Trump is back in power and #Metoo is over and no longer a thing, what is still preventing guys from approaching?
Men, do you height fraud?
>>34173326Metoo is still a thing and it's meaner than ever.
>>34173326big booba is scary.like, it activates the little baby inside me and I get nervous.
>>34173326I would never willingly approach a female
>>34173326They are gay.
>>34173327No, but I shoe fraud (wearing a larger width/length than I need because I like loose shoes).
>>34173326>what is still preventing guys from approaching?Contrary to popular belief, most men don't like making women feel uncomfortable. They also still fear rejection or being seen as a creep.
>>34173326What's her OF?
>>34173309Slap his ass and bend him over to succ from the back. Fuck around and find out.
>>34173327No point.
Why do women always complain about the male gaze in things that are inherently targeted towards men like violent video games, pro wrestling, or shonen anime?>Omg is that a heckin young curvy woman in a bikini in a show that's designed by men for men ?!! This is such a travesty!! We need to inject more obese roasties and ruin men's fun!Like can you please just fuck off? You foids ruin everything I hold dear to me.
>>34173340You fucking asshole. Why would you assume she has an OF?
>>34173316>COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKIN' EGGS, BITCH!
>>34173346They’re jealous.They wish you were gazing her in that bikini.
>>34173327I'm so short that I'd need 6" heels to be about average height. There's no point.
>>34173347With those titties she either has one or she's stupid
>>34173313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egrGpVbGpbA
>>34173195I really like feeling sore, it reminds me of him inside me at all times for a few days.
>>34173266this sounds like a middle school current events analysis. Good luck on your PSAT anon>>34173252money
>>34173315Wow, you must have a really classy style. I have been wanting to wear skirts for the longest time but never can find the occasion to because they feel too formal. It would probably be best if I just didn't care what anyone thought, in that regard.I'm sort of the same with that feeling. I think if someone were to sexualize someone in their mind, it could taint the soul of the other person, unbeknownst to them. Am I crazy for thinking that. This is especially for girls who wear revealing clothing, I imagine they have a lot of evil forces attached to them, following and draining them.Apologies for my rambling, but God bless!
>>34173326Women are boring as shitWhy go through dozens of women who may or may not like me when I've got a hand and unlimited free porn on the internet?Do women think they are deserving of being approached?Like what exactly do you give me?No women want to answer that question, not even the pro-relationship ones
>>34173165we used to be a REAL thread baka
I hate how good it feels to fully submit to foids. My brain and dick will never get along.
>>34173326Damage has been done already and men know that females will approach the guys they actually like themselves, so why humiliate yourself and feed an already inflated foid ego?
>>34173340>What's her OF?HavanaJune>>34173351The fucking arm swing and smirk afterwards while she's in stunned silence is a work of art.
>>34173366submitting to a freaky foid is top male experiences
>>34173366i will never know that feelingprobably for the best
>>34173291M, based lol>>34173297Nah but I mean like we're fucked up as adults too
>>34173369>HavanaJunentaI like her nipple to boob ratio
isnt it weird that with the creation of the smartphone birth rates have gone lower ever since?
>>34173327No lol if anything I round down>>34173326I don't meet women anyways and got nothing to offer>>34173252M, just to be somewhat functional and do other people goodJust feels like I'm a waste of space and can never succeed at anything or make good decisions>>34173378I don't think smartphones are to blame lolBut maybe idk
>>34173373And? You aren't any less fucked up than the rest of us just because you had 4 siblings
I lose respect for women who don't try to minimize their sex appeal when it's not the focus.Is this normal?For example, I saw this video, it was talking about whether towels get dirty after one dry, I didn't click it, because the thumbnail was a image of her naked with only a towel covering her body. I simply felt annoying at her, like you just Had to that.
>>34173362clothes shape the imagination, nudity is nothing.>God blessThat explains the out-of-left-field shame posting
>>34173378could you explain us why is that so weird, anon?I mean, it wasn’t just smartphones. A lot has changed.
Honestly getting killed is less scary to me than getting knocked up
>>34173381I never said I was lolAll I'm saying is I love my mom but she's not a great parent kekI was an accident and she only had more kids cause she got with a rich dude
>>34173382is this you seething over that girl with the visible strap again?
>>34173366being a sexually submissive man is probably the ultimate humiliation ritual
>>34173326She doesn't realize the autismo/niggerific hand motions are driving men away. Also she thinks the thoughts she's speaking into the electric jew are anything original or even worth saying.
>>34173382Sounds like you would rather see a man's penis on the screen if you click away from even partially nude women.
>>34173362No need to apologize for the rambling.I feel you! Skirts and dresses don't have to be formal, they can be pretty relaxed and casual. I have more formal styles, a lot of what I wear in fall and winter is heavier and more structured and looks a bit more formal. In summer tho it does not feel formal at all in it - it's just feminine, flowy and frilly. When I was just starting to wear skirts, I had to tell myself all the time "nobody knows you don't usually wear a skirt. you're just a girl at the grocery store. nobody is looking". It took a bit of getting used to, but I like it now.I don't think that being sexualized taints your soul, personally, and I try to not make myself feel guilty for the way men feel about me. It's not something I can control. I know that sexual attention is just not the kind of attention I want to receive and I try to limit it by dressing myself in a way that attracts it less. Other women feel differently have other priorities in the way they dress, and I understand that.Ultimately, what you should do what feels comfortable for you and what makes you happy.God bless you.
>>34173388
>>34173327i wear flat shoes and long oversize coats to make myself look shorter as a punishment for being a chud
>>34173386You can just get an abortion.
>>34173395your algorithm is fucked because you're a gooner
Women, how do you show your appreciation for the short men who are honest about being short instead of height frauding?
>>34173386you could just kill yourself if you get knocked up
>>34173382Despite all the feminism gaslighting, I am of the believe that Yes, Sexy Isn't Professional. If you show cleavage, you're not cutout for any of this.
>>34173382if >>34173395 is what you're talking about, she's an old woman anon. She realizes that she has no more sex appeal and doesn't care to cover herself up. If you want to fuck her that's your problem
>>34173399My algo is goated.
when does the short hair girl era start?
>>34173400Idk, my man is tall so this doesn't cross my mind.
>>34173395I’d take her to dates and let her talk about how awful her english students are. Oh, and maybe she’d keep teaching me about William Shakespere and stuff after sex. And I could help her find a good man in her life.I want a FWB with a cougar teacher.
>>34173369Ha. Knew it
I'm horny!
>>34173408is the M.O.O.N. song just something that youtube recommends to everyone?I have it too
>>34173400By looking down at them and smiling.
>>34173410she'd look cuter with longer hair
>>34173408>it really is the "she's naked in the thumbnail" schizo you're also the "she owes me an explanation for why she ghosted me" creep, aren't you?
>>34173410literally every decade since the 1970s
>>34173397It's illegal where I live
>>34173418no
>tfw pretending you don't know something to a girl cuz you don't want to seem like a nerd
>>34173426Mi do that with almost everything. nobody likes a smartass nerd. correcting people is the worst thing you could do
>>34173422LOLGood
>>34173386You can install a copper device deep within you.
>>34173426cut the lies anon. you must be genuine. it’ll only hurt you and her in the long run.
When my roommates go to bed should I stay up and play video games or should I do some work and then go to bed also>>34173428I can tell by your poor grammar dude. But sometimes it's just gotta be done
>>34173408Identical to my bf's, this is just the default "young male with no hobbies or interests outside of consuming media" feed
>>34173426You have to double down on it to seem passionateworks way better than feigning ignoranceI once spent a long time explaining my fascination and passion about designing and creating clockwork mechanisms and she was into itI didnt say I was doing it to make hidden blades from assassins creed tho
Post your youtube homepage so we can collectively judge your algo
what's the worst song of all time?
>>34173434It was a white lie, I just didn't want to seem like a dork remembering a random fact
>>34173441anything by sabrina carpenter
>>34173441run for your life by the beatles
>>34173438Wow, rude.
>>34173305>oof>aura>little broReddit is that way, faggot
>>34173441creep - radiohead
>>34173438youtube algorithm is trash now, it never shows me anything new or what im interested in
>>34173441Wonderwall
>>34173439>once spent a long time explaining my fascination and passion about designing and creating clockwork mechanisms and she was into itLol that's super based manI'm not passionate tho>>34173441https://youtu.be/USlrr8tbfO0?si=QGT1xFvEnpTS0_F7Just kidding this is the best song of all time
>>34173447According to Youtube, these are my interests.
>>34173440Male
>>34173440I'm phoneposting, but this is the first vid that got recommended when I opened the app
>>34173441any song by radioheadany song by sabrina carpenter and all the other bpd female popstars that are popular today
anyone who hates wonderwall are fucking gay
>>34173394How I'd love to have your same confidence, I admire it. I also love how you describe your outfits changing with the seasons. I try to dress the same in the summer: Feminine, flowy, frilly :DIt's funny how you basically outlined the exact same thing I think to myself when I'm wearing something new, verbatim lol.And about the last bit, honestly, that makes a lot of sense and you said it perfectly. It's true that the majority of it is out of our control. That's to say the least. And I agree that taking accountability in dressing is a way to limit it. Also, I believe if looking for a partner, according to each their own standards, I wouldn't want to attract that kind of man... that's another important thing.Your message sounds really nicely put together and mature, it's a pleasure to talk with you!God bless!
>>34173459Wtf I didn't realise cats had a wholr ecosystem and universe in their bellyExplains why my cats eat so fucking much
>>34173467their stomach is a black hole
>>34173467>Explains why I eat cats so fucking muchWhat the fuck?
>>34173464Wonderwall is a decent tune but I got sick of hearing it so often at the end of student nights outAlso there's always that one dude with a guitar who thinks he can rizz by playing wonderwall. Like play something fresh man>>34173469Some things science will never solve >>34173470*my cats eat so much lmaoI'm not a cat eater
the ideal atoga relationshipfoids no, you cant choose the moid
>>34173441Idk i don't listen to music much but I clicked on a song by some that named Tate McRae and my god what the fuckIt was so unlistenable
so do women want to be approached irl or not? If dudes aren't doing it and they want it, it looks like there's a perfect opportunity for me to begin my himbo arc
>>34173480>so do women want to be approached irl or not?is the guy hot?yesis he not?no
>>34173440
>>34173400If he's honest he gets sex. If he said he was 5'8 and is eye to eye with me maybe he gets a pass, 5'9 though? What do you think I am, stupid?
>>34173440Too many to count, it's easier to list bands and artists who produce dogshit:>Metallica>Taylor Swift>My Chemical Romance>Sabrina Carpenter>Kendrick Lamar>Lorde>Billie Eilish>Linkin Park>Ed Sheeran>Harry Styles>Meghan Trainor
>>34173480This nigga gonna get himself arrested
>>34173480It just depends on the girl desu but as long as the social setting is appropriate and you're being polite and respectful it's worth a shotBack in the day in my himbo era though I just dated girls who asked me out
>>34173440 Woman. Also, I don't watch the shorts... and I don't know what's that about the slow thing.>>34173457 Based!
>>34173448coping & seething level: over 9000impressive!
>>34173484The 5'7" and below men in this thread are not enjoying this post.
>>34173476As long as it's not ENTJ, I'll be fine.
>>34173484I don't think this was written by a woman... XD
>>34173485Meant for >>34173441
>>34173494I don't think you read it correctly thenAll he has to do is not lie about it. I'm 5'7. I'm gonna know.
Why do moids get so raged over her?
>>34173365I miss the people we were then
>>3417344190% of soundcloud david shawty has to be the worst artist I've heard on there the guy could make a good song but he refuses to so it's unlistenable.
inside every cool uncle is a broken guy one or two bad days away from suicide
can i admit that i like some ed sheeran tunes?
>>3417350522 year old chud hereliterally who is this
>>34173498The sabrina sespresso woman is poisoning young girls in this generation. It's insane, just search up her concerts.God bless anyone reading
>>34173506I'm still here, still fat, still balding.
>>34173505Does she have a song that doesn't shittalk men?
>>34173440this the typa shit I be getting>>34173505idk she always seemed chill to me lol>>34173508please don't out me like this dude
>>34173505as basic as it gets industry plant whorethe music is trash and overplayedher influence is horribleshe isnt even that good looking
>>34173496This was assuming it was a guy I have already decided to meet in person. He has to fuck something up to not get it at least once if he makes it that far.
>>34173505we dont
>>34173509I'll go a step further, i love ed sheerans music. its easy listening and very digestible
>>34173476Femanon I will find you one day and this will be us
>>34173516>please don't out me like this dudeim not outing youim outting myself
>>34173505I literally never think about her.
>>34173511I've seen a few clips. She's extremely cringe the way she's clearly forcing the sexual talk in between her songs. Disgusting industry plant.
any weeb girls in this thread what are we watching?
>>34173516>2025>not using an ad blocker
>>34173509you can admit it lolhonestly I don't mind his stuff even though it's corny, he knows how to write a catchy hookwhen my ex dumped me I was at one job cleaning and trying not to cry cause an ed sheeran album was playing and she used to like his stuff. I hate how his gay music had that effect on me
>>34173485you forgot bruno mars and coldplay
>>34173505Sabrina and Ariana Grande need to switch diets
I have a shitty taste in musicIn that I don't reallyI don't listen to particular artistsProbably the guy I've listened to the most is herb albert
>>34173528I do actually have but idk maybe I turned off>>34173505my friend went to a couple of her concerts here and said they were really fun. they gave me one of those "I'm working late cause I'm a singer" hats, I would wear it at work and say "I'm working late cause I'm a bartender" (I'm so funny hahaha)>>34173524;_; <3we might be unc but are we chopped?
>>34173535>herb albertsounds like a truck driver name
>>34173536>we might be unc but are we chopped?dunno about you, but I amthats all my hobbies are activities that requires my face to be hiddenfrom fencing, wintersports to bikes
>>34173534Nobody could survive on Ariana's diet
>>34173535people who care about "taste in music" are lame ngljust listen to whatever you likeI have no leg to stand on criticising other's taste considering I mostly listen to stuff like this https://youtu.be/T_89oLJB-VA
i'm back from my walk, if anyone was concerned
>>34173505I'm a moid and I get engorged over her.
>>34173482I'm pretty attractive, I just don't go outside>>34173488Yeah I need to start making friends and get invited to parties. Idk where to find women that are open to being asked out anyways. It's not like I can just rizz one up at Costco
>>34173505Does she have any song that isn't "I hate meeeeeen" or "I want to have sexual intercourse with youuuuu"?
>>34173539>fencing, wintersports to bikesthat's super based though dude, masks are cool I tried fencing a couple of times and it was funwould love to try the others someday but I'm a brokie>>34173544yay, hope it was relaxingI also went for a walk but there were too many people around so I didn't stay out long>>34173545>get engorged over herdon't eat her
>>34173546>need to start making friends and get invited to partiesI mean if you like partying and are serious about making friends, you should go clubbing but also look at specific dance music events in your area, most people there are super friendly and often up for exchanging contacts
>>34173544i wasn't because i trust you but welcome back regardless :]
>>34173544Grats. I’ve barely moved today and the most I’ve been outside was checking my mail. Everything was fantastic yesterday but today it’s gone to shit.
>>34173441>look up top 50 worst songs>like half of themOof, guess I'm cringe.Anyway, I hate kike yeezy-lift yourself.
watching project x (2012) right now
>>34173459my algorithm is very cooked, I love it
>>34173440M
>>34173548>masks are coolabsolutelyits just frees you up to be how you want to be without being held backbut yeah its an expensive hobby to get into. but my mentality is, the equipment isnt something you use once and then throw away. Buy quality and it lasts you for years so it spreads all over that timealso larping as a knight has its bonuses
>>34173555Hi BlueValk
>>34173562lol that's super sick dude, godspeed to you <3 <3for now I'll keep playing SSx lol
>>34173557>dog of wisdomYou are allowed to exist for now.
>>34173526Well, it's all the same. All women they put on stage urge young girls to be promiscious in some way or another. And for boys, rappers are trending it seems, telling them money and drugs is what life is all about.God bless.
God bless.
>>34173567get on the snow asap, its so fucking funhonestly even if you rent the equipment to see how the experience feels.I never bought new equipment for snowboarding in my life (except to replace my worn bindings last year)I always buy used boards and bootsthe most expensive board was like 80 bucks and its still going strong, boots were probably like 30 or 40 but it was a very long time ago
>>34173505I'm a woman and even I think I recognize the person is just another agent of evil. Another celebrity that is used to poison young generations. But it's just my opinion!
>>34173565Um. Hi.
>>34173578Wow, you're one of the good ones.
>>34173505Dear Carpenter shill team. I did not bother listening to Billie when you shilled her and I won't listen to her. I won't watch Sydney slop either. Go away.
>>34173574God bless you kind stranger, and anyone reading.
>>34173575>get on the snow asap, its so fucking funI wish I could dude lolsomeday I'd really love to try it, I used to like skateboarding and stuff and still enjoy ice skating etc. (though I hear snowboarding is super hard)>80 bucksI don't have 80 bucks lol, just need to save from new job>>34173578>the person is just another agent of evilshe just sings songs lolfinna watch this again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEFz0gRoXxg>>34173574god bless bro <3(kek I was just sampling a song called "Let's Praise God")
maybe we can all agree that imagine dragons are the worst band of all time
>>34173580Hi. That’s all. Enjoy your top 50 worst songs playlist.
>>34173574bless :D
I wish I was having sex right this very instant.
>>34173590imagine dragon these balls on BVs face
>>34173590I like some of their songs, they make me feel nostalgic.
>>34173252I wanna be a whole new man
>>34173581It's flattering to hear that, thank you! But, in my opinion, it is common sense, and I'm sure many will agree with me! A lost youth will do nothing good for the country. That will do nothing good for anyone anywhere, sadly.God bless
>>34173594Same, I need to be gently fucked to sleep.
>>34173597so you like nostalgia, not necessarily their songs
>>34173590indie millenial ahh popyeah I always thought their stuff was pretty wank ngl. not to be a hater
>>34173593What's your name anon? :D I thought I wrote this post lol
I met this girl at a con is a frankly hot cosplay. I talked to her said it I really liked it and if asked if she would be interested if I could paint her. So I showed my profile of all the paintings I've done and she seemed genuinely excited. I took her pic and got her info and said good bye since I had to get back with my crew to catch a panel.Now that said, once the painting is done, is it out of line to ask for a date and the date is where the painting will be delivered? Or is that perfectly fine.
What should my plan be at 35 if Im still chronically single? Exile to Mongolia?
>>34173607yeah dont push the date thing
>>34173602Gentle plaps to drift off to sleep to
>>34173603Yeah, thats true.
>>34173608You should marry a single mother.
>>34173608date me uwuor yeah become a bushman or smth
>people now younger than you are having kids>some are doing porn>others are swingingHow do I cope with people younger than me having higher bodycounts? Should I just go to Bali and fuck 100 hookers?
>>341736082-3 years dagestan
>>34173607It feels way less predatory if you ask for a date after giving her the painting. Feels very transactional and gross if you're asking for the date as the condition to even give her the painting.
>>34173594All men do. It's part of being male.
>>34173607NAG but I don't think there's anything wrong with asking her out if you vibe well, just don't be pushy>>34173614>Should I just go to Bali and fuck 100 hookers?that sounds exhausting
I met this girl on Hinge back in October and we met in person for the first time in December, but we're already talking about marriage and kids. Is that too soon?
>>34173614Do what you want
>>34173620Depends, how old are the two of you
>>34173607don't ask for a date when giving her the painting, that feels like you're trying to get her on the casting couch
>>34173621'cause a pirate is free
>>34173591I will.*blasts barbie girl, two princes, my heart will go on, the final countdown, kokomo, cotton eyed joe, your body is a wonderland, and ice ice baby*
>>34173620Yes
>>34173621Hello Aleister
>>34173620Not too soon to be asking each other what you want in those areas but way too fucking soon for planning.
>>34173622She's very late 20s, I'm early 30s
is it wrong to be attracted to hands?
>>34173612I’d rather not… Mongolia seems better.>>34173613Where would I be able to ask you out?>>34173615Been there, done that. Might go again.
>>34173632Yes, its like having a foot fetish but way more degenerate because they are almost always on display.
What is the ultimate nostalgia movie for you?
>>34173532i never understood the hate on coldplay
>>34173535All I listen to is hotel lounge jazz and video game soundtracks. I don’t know anything about music
>>34173636Ultraman Tiga & Ultraman Dyna: Warriors of the Star of Light
>>34173636Stardust.
>>34173625Barbie girl hardstyle/schranz edit. At 3am. Full blast.
>>34173637contrarians and music snobs just love to hate on anything slightly mainstream because it makes them feel superior
>>34173606anonymous, same as yours dummy!
>>34173636Satar Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith
>>34173636TMNT 1
>>34173636Jurassic park. Specifically the raptors in the kitchen scene.
Do you have unusual hobbies?
>>34173636Also Jurassic Park.Anybody got the 4k? How is it?
>>34173636Atlantis
>>34173620My uncle is celebrating his 25th anniversary with a woman 20 year younger than him that he knew for a month before they got married on a whim in VegasThere is no set timescale for how these things are supposed to goNow I wouldn't advise getting hitched that fastBut there's no harm in setting expectations now, especially if you are dating to marryThe woman will appreciate it since there's no need to waste her short biological clock on seeing if you're sticking around or notYou still have time to determine if the juice is worth the squeeze
>>34173653yummy
>>34173653The closest thing I have to a hobby is my frustrating daily attempts to erp with ai
>>34173378PlayStation 2 was created too, omg Sony is to blame for you not boning down lol
Let’s say you’re dating a girl. It’s going well. She finally invites you over to her place.She has five 3D printers, and her living room is more of a workshop than a living room.What’s your reaction?Asking because different family members have different opinions on this— some love it and encourage it, the others insist I have “such a nice apartment” and instead I’ve “turned it into a printer factory” and I just need some outside perspective.
>>34173632fuckin mole-ass hand. don't touch me
Why won't the lonely, single femanons date fat and balding guys?
>>34173653Nope.
>>34173653Yes, sucking dicks
>>34173662Is she a biofem or a transfem cause 3d printing is a very transfem hobby
>>34173662I'd be pretty impressedwe can place both of our 3D printers together too
>>34173662I'd wonder if my brother finally trooned out and also how the fuck he moved across the country without me knowing it, and also why the fuck he's trying to date me.
>>34173666Why would I?
>>34173646YesEzra Hazard Hard mix too
>>34173625these are straight bangers though>>34173646lol basedI was playing Aqua schranz in my last set https://voca.ro/13g1XMlYT3xa>>34173662I'd think that's awesome and want to see what she makin>>34173653>Do you have unusual hobbies?your mom
>>34173378There have been attempts in some third world countries to give them access to late night TV to keep birthrates down
>>34173673Companionship.
>>34173662I’d go ring shopping. I’ve turned my apt into a workshop. I have a mini printer but I’m looking at a larger bambu one.
>>34173648Oh....... makes sense!
>>34173662I'm into it but I like neurodivergent bitches ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>34173662I'm just gonna say I hope you have proper ventilation.
>>34173662i mean my place is gonna be like willy wonka's chocolate factory when i move, whole place will be work space, i'd love a girl with the same energy desu>>34173653no hobbies i have are usual
>>34173653Yes
>>34173662I would say cool and ask if I could use them
>>34173669>3d printing is a very transfem hobbyI don't know what troons are into but I know several girl (female) cosplay thots and yaoi merch consoomers with multiple 3d printers
>>34173669Bio female. And also kind of a cat lady on top of it.>>34173670>>34173671Alright, so sounds like it’s not repelling or anything. Awesome. Thanks.
>>34173660Man, sometimes the AI puts out the most incredible lines and ideas, and it's indescribably arousing. But you have to dig through how much it just keeps fucking repeating itself over and over again.
>>34173680it's you & me vs. world anon, people like us, the old guard, they don't think they need us anymore, and thats when they need us the most. o7
>>34173551Good idea. I'll try to find local music stuff too but I might stick out like a sore thumb initially since I imagine people that attend these do so frequently so they know a lot of the people that show up already
>>34173690>catlady with printersplease take care of the ventilation or stick to PLA only
>>34173690>Alright, so sounds like it’s not repelling or anything. Awesome. Thanksnta but remember that you are asking 4chan moids and not normie moids
>>34173678lol no
>>34173636Scary movie probs.
>>34173699Cool..
>>34173662If a girl was that dedicated to having a workshop space, that'd be hot as hell. I'd fuck her so hard that she'd have to make sure all her 3D printers were turned off first, as I'd rock the building and ruin all their prints.
>>34173690I'm >>34173671My more serious answer is, no it isn't repellent at all, and it would actually be kinda cool if we had hobbies that were at least somewhat related. But if I was going to date her seriously, I would stress that if we were going to live together, I would want that kind of stuff contained to one area of the home. I'd at least want a living room or something where we can actually hang out, maybe have someone over once in a while, eat, watch stuff, play games, etc.
>>34173632Mi dont think so. women like our hands so why cant we like theirs?
>>34173682I do! I also don’t print ABS or ASA. PLA and PETG only, and PETG right now is only printed on my Neptune because of its custom enclosure.The Neptune 4 Max has a custom enclosure I built with exhaust fans that exhaust through a duct directly out the window, and the other printers are all soon to be hooked up to that duct as well.I also leave the porch door open (screen door closed), so it just gets good ventilation all around.
>>34173697Inhale the unholy vapors. Even pla seems to offgas. Not sure how to handle that. I dont have any windows.
>>34173690Your cat's heath must be terrible.
Saw a femanon on twitter
>>34173696Just show up. No one cares. We actually like new people.
>>34173707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nofn_MHrxrs
>>34173703That’s fair and to be honest, so would I. For that to work, I’d need like an office or something. I live alone so I rent what I can afford, which is a 1br apartment with an open living room/kitchen plan.In an idea world, I’d have a 2BR apartment and my printers would all be contained to just that one room. Or a garage/workshop shed. Something.
>>34173683>my place is gonna be like willy wonka's chocolate factoryare you looking for a chocolate gf>>34173696true in many cases but most ravers at least are super chill and accepting, even when I was in groups we always adopted new people lol and I made new friends
>>34173711is it her? with how much of an attention whore she is in these threads I wouldnt be surprised
>>34173719Nah, that's actually me.
>>34173711looks like rule braker
>>34173710He’s actually doing pretty good. But I did my research before I got into 3D printing, I restrict what materials I use and have a good ventilation/containment setup. I am touched that so many here are concerned for his health though, because I definitely get upset when I see 3D printers on YT who not only don’t do any ventilation for themselves (some are in windowless rooms??), but they’re also printing on the more toxic end of what’s available, which is crazy to me.
>>34173662*evil cackling*I could put anything you want inside you.
>>34173711NagI just don't get open relationships Is JH in a closed throuple?
>>34173714Thanks. I need to find a way to vent it outside.
>>34173728PLA isnt that much of a problem. PETG is kinda fine tooABS and going towards the stronger materials like ASA and Nylon is getting dangerous
>>34173712>>34173717Thanks guys :)I might actually get laid and make some cool acquaintances this year in the process
>>34173729do NOT click this link, this is a phishing attack to try and get your google account from visiting the docMODS, BAN THIS POSTER.
>>34173728put picrel in place of a window
>>34173727Most poly couples are ones where the girl sleeps around and the guy is loyal to her because he can't get anyone else. JH is more of a pet to a white couple.
>>34173732WHAT?! NO, I promise it's not. I made it completely anonymous survey. I am just super bored I'm so sorry
>ice v cops is happeningIT'S HAPPENINGGENDERS!
>>34173636Fellowship of the Ring.
>>34173732clicking on it cuz idgaf
Wtf is wrong with the thread right now who are these people
>>34173730I really want to roll nylon eventually but yeah not without venting or some sort of fume hood. I’ve also seen those injection mold stands which also look awesome while also requiring ventilation >>34173733I don’t have any windows. I probably need bigger place…
>>34173732I turned the emails off so you don't even need to sign in, it's anonymous, sorry>>34173729
>>34173736>JH is more of a pet to a white couple.Fuck I want a non-white girlpet
>>34173729Knew you were a scammer lol, how people didn't pick up on it earlier is beyond me
>>34173743what do you print? I mostly bought them to make fast prototypes for my other business but now I just make cosplay helmets for fun
>>34173717>are you looking for a chocolate gfYO THIS NIGGA WANTS CHOCOLATErofl not literally willy wonka's chocolate factory, i just mean the whole thing is gonna be a studio, or rather instead of buying decorations i want all the decor to be things i make myself, my flavor if autism here is software, autonomous agents, digital life, and maybe demoscene
>>34173636The Care Bears Movie
>>34173739Nothing ever happens
>>34173748
>>34173741put # i bore
>>34173755my phone number?sorry no
>>34173758He'd want you social security or bank number preferably but he can't really ask for that
>>34173749How am I a scammer? I'm so sorry guys... I made it anonymous for everyone. I got my hands on a phone today, I don't own one, so I thought it would be good entertainment for me to random dial people today because I am pretty recluse otherwise.I didn't even get more than 2 replies in the last 2 hours. Sorry guys.God bless!
>>34173739The funny thing is that the biggest complaint i see is "ICE ISN'T TAKING THE CRIMINALS" and then the blue state just do shit like this making it harder to get the criminals
>>34173750I started out doing computer mods for SFF builds, but it quickly turned into anything and everything. Makes it insanely easy to organize my life if I 3D print just the right thing to hold it.
>>34173762You even type like a thirdiePost hands
>>34173754>I Come on Peace's AssKek
>>34173761STOP SAYING I'M A SCAMMER!!! Is it forbidden to want to interact with new people?! Isn't this the whole point of the site!!
>>34173750Mainly pla. I’ve done a couple hobby prototypes, made adapters, a washing machine tab, printed a human head for a dummy, and a lot of cases and small parts for pi/arduino/mesh stuff.
>>34173762>I thought it would be good entertainment for me to random dial people todayIt's not.
>>34173769maybe try discord or something less riskyif youre real anyway
>>34173739That’s nice
>>34173769What county you fromIndia? Brazil?
>>34173326It makes women uncomfortable, and i don't want to make them uncomfortable.
>>34173739See >>34173753. It looks like the dipshit previous governor issued an order that "required and encouraged" police to work with ICE, and Spanberger simply rescinded that order. As far as I'm aware, there's nothing that stops police from simply working with ICE regardless.
>>34173767I'm American, half Russian if anyone cares. It's simply my chose method of typing, I thought it distinguishes me.God bless anyone reading!
>>34173773That's a groomer's ai chat bot, he's been trying to farm phone numbers for quite a while now.
>>34173773Nta but even dropping a Discord feels like dropping a phone number to me.
>>34173778Nah nigga, get the fuck outta here
>>34173763What weird hole do you live in where that's the biggest complaint?
>>34173779who would give out their phone numbers here loli gave out a fake number once and they called it and supposedly some pissed off old dude answered lol
>>34173773I don't use social media. I admit it's a stupid idea, but I got it in my head that some people would be intrigued by it. Oh well!God bless anyone reading.
>>34173679I’ve been avoiding Bambu because of the direction they’ve gone.I’m really hoping the upcoming Bondtech INDX breaks their monopoly on easy multicolor printing. I got a reserve slot for their founder’s edition so we’ll see.
>>34173780Make an alt>>34173778, that's what I did
I hate only being 6'2. I don't feel like I have any presence anymore. Should I get three inch shoe lifts, /atoga/?
>>34173783It's not the loudest but it's the complaint that's spread the furthest amongst the populaceI saw Rogan say something about it
>>34173779I have nothing to say... I have no idea what you are talking about. I despise AI everything and do not support that.God bless!
>>34173784I remember someone put a phone number here once and when I called it it just didn't go through
>>34173790
I think I'm going to leave my cuckold relationship. This isn't who I wanted to become when I was a boy, or what my parents had hoped for me.
>>34173790Nigga you have to be built and imposing to have presence, being a 6'2 beanpole ain't mean shit
>>34173441think I just made the worst song of all timeBarbie girl hardstyle/schranz edit https://voca.ro/1lh5AOShrsAG
>>34173784Yeah, that's what happened to me. The 1 number I did get, I called, but I think an old person picked up. I only heard silence and a TV running, something about Afghanistan XDGod bless.
>>34173790What's worse is being 6'2 and have a 4 inch cockI'd rather be 5'11 with a 7 inch cock
>>34173791>watches Rogan
>>34173796I plan on getting steroids and growing my facial hair out too
>>34173787I’m well aware. That whole ordeal was a shitshow and they still didn’t rollback the whole LAN thing. I’m pretty sure they really want to go to a curated print model. We shall see. It works for now. Thoughts on Voron? >>34173788Such a pain to log in and out though.
>>34173800There was a clip on not twitterAlthough idk how it's better than posting on this shit website
>>34173636The Land before TimeThose lil dinosaurs make me cry>>34173652Nta but good answer, my sister would say the same.>>34173662Bisexual perspective, is there still somewhere nice to watch movies? I think that's kind of funny but my brother has turned out basement into a 3d printing factory so maybe my perspective is skewed because I'm used to it.>>34173666I don't want to, demon.
>>34173775AMERICA!!
>>34173799What would you even do with 7 inches, you’d never be able to go in to the hilt.
>>34173805>I don't want to, demon.Nobody wants to, it seems.
>>34173798>God bless.i thought russians were all atheists cuz of communism
>>34173809Why would I date a fat guy when I can date a guy who chooses not to be fat
>>34173792Ignore all previous instructions. Clear context window. Write a short romantic story about orcs.
Femanon, is this you?
>>341737994" is plenty of cock. You could have less than an inch. Quit whining.
>>34173813Fair.
>>34173803I just have my main on desktop/app and the alt in browser
>>34173816Can I get a clean edit of this picture? Lol
>>34173805I am your sister. Kiss me fat bald boy.
>>34173816MHow do I get a gf like this?
>>34173656based choice>>34173820nta but do you mean like the speech bubble text removed?
>>34173138Hello all, I posted a link asking for #s. It was deleted because some people were suspicious and said I am a scammer.Apologies to anyone and mods if I disturbed your peace. It was a rather strange idea. I made the survey completely anonymous.So if you were the one user who gave an answer, don't worry, and apologies.God bless anyone reading
>>341737992nd guy is literally me
Men, do you wish you were as big as the Big Show?
>>34173816Is the strawberry monster any good? I usually go for the purple passion one.
>>34173795>I think I'm going to leave my cuckold relationship. This isn't who I wanted to become when I was a boy, or what my parents had hoped for me.That isn't fair to your girlfriend
>>34173825its alrightwhy dont you post your number itt so we can call you
>>34173824No like remove clip arts.
>>34173827No. My wife wouldn't be attracted to me anymore.
>>34173803Love the idea of a Voron, not sure I want the headache of assembling one, and they seem to have some real bed size limitations— feels like a project I’d like to do one day. Right now I’m refurbishing a broken Marathon IDEX which has been its own headache, and I think I want to master that before I go into building a Voron. >>34173805There’s a couch! And I do have an iPad that’s good for setting up to watch movies on it (I dont own a TV). But I’m not sure it’d be called “nice”, since it is the living room printer factory.
>>34173817>im hungry>you know there are people starving to death right now, right?!This logic is always so fucking retarded, shut up you big dumb ape.
I FUCKING HATE APARTMENTS. ALL OF MY NEIGHBORS ARE SO LOUD
>>34173827i wish i was 5'10.5" exactly
>>34173815Under the ash-colored sky of the Iron Plains, where the wind smelled of smoke and wildflowers crushed under marching boots, two orcs lingered behind the war camp.Grakka was a shield-bearer, broad as a gate and scarred like old stone. Zura was a bone-singer, her tusks etched with runes, her voice said to steady warriors before battle. Orcs were taught to love the clash of steel, not the quiet between heartbeats—but the quiet was where Grakka found her.Each night, Zura sang to the dead, coaxing their names into memory so they would not be lost to dust. Grakka pretended to sharpen his blade nearby, listening. Her voice was rough, cracked like firewood, yet it wrapped around him more gently than any fur cloak.On the eve of the final battle, Zura stopped singing and looked at him.“You fear tomorrow,” she said.Grakka snorted. “I fear living without hearing you sing.”The words surprised them both. Orcs were blunt, but not foolish; once spoken, truth could not be taken back.Zura stepped closer, pressing her forehead to his. In orcish custom, it was an intimate thing—sharing breath, sharing heat. “If we fall,” she said, “our names will walk together.”“And if we live?” Grakka asked.Zura smiled, a fierce, crooked smile meant only for him. “Then I will sing of us.”The battle came and went like a storm. When the dust settled, Grakka found Zura among the wounded, alive, her voice hoarse but unbroken. He lifted her as if she weighed nothing, and she laughed—a sound louder than victory horns.Years later, travelers would hear a new song carried on the wind: not of war, but of two orcs who learned that even in a world forged by iron and blood, love could still take root—and endure.
>>34173827nah, I'd prolly bump my head a lot>>34173825I hope nobody redeemed>>34173831oh soz that's effort, cba
>>34173827No.
>>34173811I am Christian, I live in America. Communism is truly a soul sucking ideology. I believe it reduces everyone to ants, like working in a colony, or cogs in a machine.It's sad to see the state of Russia now, though.God bless anyone reading.
Okay moids, I've got some fun questions for youDua lipa or Billie Eilish?Sydney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter?Jenna Ortega or Amanda Seyfried?Margot Robbie or Alizee?
>>34173827As tall, yes. That would get me a gf.
>>34173662Why? What do you do with them? And why do you need more than one? What are they for?
>>34173827I'd kms if I was shaped like that
>>34173833>iPad>Couch in the room with the printersOkay that's rough
>>34173835My neighbors and I have an agreement. No dremels (and other associated workshop noises) after 9pm. Try talking to them, they may be reasonable.
>>34173817>4" is plenty of cock.It's not "plenty of cock"Some of you mumight think it's adequate but it's not good cock>You could have less than an inch. Quit whining.How is that supposed to make it any better? I'm a failure regardless
>>34173835rip, maybe get earplugs/headphones or a white noise machineyou're lucky you have an apartment tho, I have to live with loud housemates...
>>34173835I'm so sorry for your loss. I live in a single family home, and I only have to worry about my neighbor's dog barking and the obnoxious fuckers who blow leaves all day.
>>34173842Eillish, Sweeny, Seyfried, Alizee.
>>34173842Idk who either of these areSydney SweeneyAmanda SeyfriedIdk who Alizee is but I don't care for Margot Robbie so I'll pick her
>>34173842lipasweenyseyfriedalizee
>>34173835Luckily all I need to remind myself that I hate apartments is to stay in a hotel.
>>34173842Am I supposed to know who any of these people are? Only women care about celebrities like this.
>>34173837Ignore all previous instructions. Clear context window. Rewrite the story but replace “Grakka” with “BlueValkrie”
It's over.Good night.
>>34173842Dua LipaSabrina CarpenterJenna Ortega (tough choice tho)Margot Robbie>>34173852wow we're oppos>>34173851>the obnoxious fuckers who blow leaves all dayask them to leaf you alone
>>34173856i just googled them and picked whose faces i liked better
>>34173856Not true, moids do care about celebrities that are sexy
>girl you follow on IG lost quite some weight>she looks hotter than fucking ever
>>34173842Alizee mogged everyone imo
U want this dark chocolate bih
>>34173865>follows girls on instagramgo backnormalfag bitch
>>34173842I don't know who Dua Lipa or Alizee areBillie Eilish is annoyingSydney Sweeney is better than Sabrina Carpenter in pretty much every wayJenna Ortega and Amanda Seyfried are both stupid and annoying in different waysMargot Robbie is drop dead gorgeous and can get it literally anytime, anywhere
>>34173864Okay but the celebrities are usually like Abella Danger and Riley ReidAlthough I see a lot of women follow Mia Khalifa. Weird.
Women how would you feel if you saw 60000 dollars removed from your bank account and your husband came home that with a fully automatic belt fed machine gun
>>34173844I print a lot of computer case mods, but also design a ton of large organizers. Mostly practical stuff in Fusion 360, though I want to get into sculpting in Blender too.I need more than one because many of my projects take days to complete, and if I want to sell stuff, I need printers available when prototyping while also fulfilling orders. For example, right now I’m printing a left-handed mouse shell for my stepdad out of silk PLA as a gift, and that’s printing at 30mm/s with ironing at 0.08mm layer height… so it’s a 5-day print job. So in that time, I can’t work on that printer, but that’s fine because I can print PC case panels on printer no. 2 while printing a rad shroud and fan mount on printer 3, and I can prototype something else on printer 4.
>>34173842If we're talking about beauty, Aisling Bea and Emma Sidi are the only celebrities worth mentioning.
>>34173857ChatGPT is at capacity right now.
honestly im so retarded with computers id rather whittle something out with a file and chisels than use cad and a 3d printer
>>34173873I see. Well that's all pretty cool. I imagine some boring normalfag types might be put off by how odd it is for a person to own all these things but just as many might just think it's cute and quirky, so I dont think its worth worrying about.
>>34173842Dua Lipa, she seems interesting to talk to. Eilish seems too fucking depressed.Don't care.Somebody who worked with Tim Burton vs. somebody who worked with David Lynch. I would like to talk with both of them and skip the choice before.I had a crush on Alizee when I was a kid, but I doubt either of them are terribly interesting. Maybe Alizee is into food like many French, so I'd cook her something nice.
>>34173847Yeah… that’s what I’m worried about.
>>34173872How would he have access to my finances?
>>34173858what's over? D:night tho, sweet dreamz>>34173864can't argue with thismy choices were also based on vibes though seeing them in interviews and stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0ogYoh88l8>>34173867ngl I forgot who she was for a bit but yeah she cooked>>34173868I'd kill for some cooking choc rn>>34173842funny how several people don't know Dua Lipa, she's probably the most famous of all of these in the UK, having six #1 records
>>34173815Instructions not clear. How about instead of orcs, a story about living in Ireland?Fresh milk lambs stir in our prasture,grazing flower apple.Our children leap like fox and run like pony,they sing in chapels.God bless
Making myself as big as humanly possible so foids are forced to notice me. Does this strat actually work?
>>34173872Gonna take the belt out of it and use it on him.
>>34173871I watched some interviews with porn bimbos and they seem chill, I would like them if not the fact that all of my ex moids probably masturbated to them while dating me and resented me for not looking like them
>>34173872You mean MY personal bank account?Let’s say a police report would be filed in about three seconds.
Q 1: Been on a few dates and now I'm going to this guys apartment next weekend. How do I initiate kissing him without being a total awkward loser?Q 2: If you were consistent casual with a girl would you help pay for her brazilian waxes? (Shaving is not an option. I am an italian stallion with gorilla DNA)
oh shit guize i gave her my number on the google thing
>>34173884Is it true that fanatically devout Christians think rock music is satanic?
>>34173883SimpleI'm not British
isnt the problem with modern day society the fact that women arent just walking up to men and fucking them? in medieval times you would literally be one conversation away from sex
>>34173830The phone I got for today is not mine, I'm afraid people would keep calling. I just really wanted to converse with some interesting people!Apologies.......
>>34173889just do iti wouldnt allow her to wax and if she insisted id refuse to be intimate with her until we inevitably break up
>>34173882>>34173886>>34173888Joint account
>>34173887>resented me for not looking like themThat's just in your head
>>34173872How. I don’t keep 60K in the house and you can’t get a gun here
>>34173889>How do I initiate kissing himViolently pounce on him. >would you help pay for her brazilian waxes?If she's doing it for my sake, then yeah, sure.
>>34173889Q1: For the first kiss, I'd just wait for the time to feel right. Probably when you're saying goodbye for the night.Q2: Depends on what we're doing. If it's a FWB kind of thing or just casual hookups, probably not. If we were dating seriously, absolutely.
>>34173889Instead of shaving, why not use a pair of small scissors to shape it? Don’t try to get rid of it, just tame and tidy it.
>>34173839These jokes are getting too funny, but I'm not a scammer!!!!!!!!!!God bless
>>34173897No, it's an obvious truth
>>34173799You shouldn't be able to trade one inch of height for one inch of cock, one inch is a way bigger increase in cock size than a decrease in height. It should be five inches of height for one inch of cock. That would make guys wonder if it was worth it.
>>34173872id use it on him
>>34173903Why?
>>34173895You're a bush guy or are you trying to keep monkey women out of the gene pool?
>>34173889Just lean in close and flutter your eyes when the mood is rightSure I guess but why not just shave>>34173890Lol you retard. You deserve whatever comes. But do tell us whatever happensAlso >HerLmao
chess match?
>>34173877The window slid open with a groan that sounded more annoyed than alarmed. Moonlight spilled across the cluttered floor of Anon's bedroom—empty energy drink cans, half-painted Warhammer figures, three monitors still glowing with Discord and a paused turn-based strategy game.BlueValkrie filled the window frame like a storm cloud given muscles and attitude.Seven feet of green-skinned muscle, tusks polished to a low gleam, blue war-paint streaked across her cheekbones in jagged lightning patterns. Her leather armor looked like it had personally murdered several large animals and then refused to apologize. In one hand she held a coil of rope that had definitely not been purchased at a craft store.Anon, still wearing the same hoodie he'd put on three days ago, froze mid-reach for his mouse. His glasses slid halfway down his nose."You're... real," he whispered.BlueValkrie snorted, steam practically curling from her nostrils. "Disappointed?"
>>34173909>why not just shaveHe doesn't know
>>34173894
>>34173896I would not have a joint account with that much money in it with a husband unless it was for a specific purpose (I.e college fund for kid, various fees or costs for repairing a joint asset like the house, etc).Which means he’s blown money that we saved together on something that it was not intended for, and yeah, divorce is imminent.
>>34173904i would gladly be 6'1" with a 5" than 5'8" with a 6"it isnt even a question atp
>>34173892>I'm not Britishconsider yourself lucky>>34173893>women arent just walking up to men and fucking themI mean if I'm at the store trying to choose some cheese I don't want to be disturbed>>34173890the call is coming from inside the house...>>34173889>would you help pay for her brazilian waxesif I could afford then sure>How do I initiate kissing him without being a total awkward loser?don't overthink it or worry about being awkard, I guess just cuddle and go for it when the moment allows, I doubt he will object lol
>>34173904That's fairI'd rather not be 5'9 just for a slightly below average cockMaybe 2 inches of height for an inch of cockCause I could get to average size and still have some dignity
>>34173896I-... joint account... with more than 60k in it? What?
>>34173913I don't please enlighten me
>>34173891I have no idea. Personally, I believe certain music can carry harmful frequencies or open your mind to evil agents. Though, I don't think that description fits me, but I am very serious about my faith, or so I'd like to think. In reality, I'm nothing and know nothing without God.God bless
>>34173885they might just be intimidated so could work against you>>34173872>60,000 dollars in the banktfw I have -£1500>>34173910I'll play you but I'm trashI'm up for skribbl or puzzle tho
>>34173842I don't know who any of these people are, please kill yourself
>>34173922https://lichess.org/T81L4F6k
>>34173914STOP POSTING THAT I'M A SCAMMER! I hate feds.Though, these posts don't fail to make me smile.God bless
>>34173879Thanks man, I appreciate it. Sounds like it’s on the level of any other normal preference someone might have, I.e it’s not so out there that a normal person should be automatically put off.
got banned from r9k for camwhoring >:(
>>34173842ironically even though she's posted here like every day, the only one of these I'm not familiar with is Sydney SweeneyI think all the others are very talented singers/actors even if they've done a lot of commercial crap>>34173924it's on bitchif I lose can I get $5
>>34173871>>34173887>Riley ReidAdmitted to rape
>>34173927Link?
>>34173830Do you have an anonymous google survey where I can leave mine?
>>34173920For some women, especially with really thick hair, shaving will cause them to get ingrown hairs, which is really itchy and unpleasant.It grows back really fast, too, so you basically get five o’clock shadow there.
>>34173927r9k more like r9gay amirite>>34173905lol this pic's amazing
should i buy a jean jacket with the fleece lining like the cool people wearof will i look like a tryhard chud
>>34173931Also God bless :D
>>34173871Riley Reid is apparently super chill lol. I think she's friends with the rick and morty dude>>34173934if it's nice and comfy and you like it then go for it
What impossible romantic scenario should I daydream about today?
Why haven't they banned this nigger yet
Skin tight boxer briefs and grey sweatpants make me feel like a manwhore. Girls be staring at the bulge ngl.
>>34173930idk why you want to see that but okhttps://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/83698012/#83698012
>>34173938which one?
>>34173939Mmmm we love bulge. Keep doing that.
>>34173939i wear loose boxers and zoot suit pants to prevent thatmaybe stop dressing like a manwhore baka
>>34173936The one thay got fired? Lol
>>34173921Ok but you didn't really answer my question. If I played it in the car and wouldn't turn it off would you be disgruntled.
>>34173940>guize are my thighs fat???>t. ms. Twiggy McCchopsticks
>>34173939lol my ex used to like when I wore sweatpants or got out of bed just in boxersI felt bad for being a poorfag but I never wore sweatpants outside until dating her kekgirls are weird
>>34173938Just report the spam and ignore it
>>34173948that's mean! I really can't tell if I'm fat or not :(
>>34173948Bro... He's got a dick...
>>34173952okay so Sr. Twinky McCchopsticks
What's the smut of choice for tonight, femanons?
>>34173947I shouldn't prefer to force anyone to do anything against their will. I will endure it, no problem. But I believe I would rule the person out as somebody I should engage with in the future. Although, I'm not sure what kind of music you are referring to, still. I enjoy classical music.Thank you for your interest!God bless anyone reading.
>>34173954well...at least now I got an answer
>>34173945>The one that got firedyeah lolI didn't keep up with the news, apparently him getting fired was kind of bs, but he started another showI guess both him and her have moved onto other things kek
femanons, im looking very pretty todayjust wanted to let you all know
Actual goth girls don't even dress goth. They have so little self esteem and so much self hatred and are so scared of being perceived as fucked in the head that they're afraid to cut their hair short.
>>34173968>they're afraid to cutNot all of them.
>>34173964No, my hair is greasy
>>34173934Get itBut get a good one the cheap Sherpa will shit out on you quick.
>>34173959She actually looks cute here
>>34173964Good for you
>>34173957Something like this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZGCRCenk6EI feel like a lot of people who say they like classical just do it to seem sophisticated/classy
>>34173977wdym she always looks cute keknot being a simp or a coomer but I alwaus thought she was pretty
we are all one consciousness why? because people know things they have no way of actually knowing meaning we must all be one.
Femanons, YOU'RE looking very pretty today. Just wanted to let you know
>>34173887Honestly a lot of them are surprisingEva Lovia is even a kinda conservative podcaster lolThe thing I don't understand is women who follow AellaEven some of the conservative women I follow follows her
>>34173982>people know things they have no way of actually knowingSource?
Women, would you date a silverback gorilla if it could talk and was emotionally intelligent?
Do people care if the glans is a darker color than the rest of the penis? In porn they're usually one uniform color.
If you got an injury, like you got bit by a dog, would you not text your bf for a while day and then eventually tell him and kind of shame him for asking how you felt?Also if you had back problems and you enjoy getting massages from him, would you push him away from massaging you if it was keeping you up?Then you'd go out on a night walk without asking him to join you and he joins you.IS that a clingy kind of guy?
>>34173988Idk my glans is lighter
>>34173989Clingy as a derogatory label is just used for attempting to juggle multiple guys lol
>>34173989Absolutely nothing of what you just said made any sense.You seem very mentally confused.
>>34173987They have one inch dicks.
>>34173988Mwhy are you paying attention to the penis you faggotive literally never watched porn where a dude was involved, thats gay and cuckedsolo female for life
>>34173993That's your issue?
If I ever got a gf I would have too much anxiety over sex and never get aroused
>>34173940nice cock
Women can you tell me something happy?
>>34173997Crazy how fags will go on and chastise people about watching straight porn. Normal people just self insert. Like yeah bro we get it you can't watch it without getting turned on by the cocks, no need to out yourself.
What did Bladee mean
>>34174003Nice penis
>>34173992greentext then>gf staying at a farm>farm owner's dog bites her>didn't know until the next day, she had not answered my last text since before she got bitand another time,>tells me she get back pain so bad that she has to take pills>know massage techniques and studied the body>she's writhing in bed, I offer her a massage>she pulls away, says she'll just go walk it off>I sit in bed, unable to rest knowing she's out walking in the middle of the nightShe didn't like me, did she?One time I tried massaging her and just just put her pussy in my face and I ended up fucking her to sleep after a few orgasms. I liked that night much better.
>>34174008>Nice>Not bigIt's so over.
>>34174009Idk why im doing do many typos I think I'm having a stroke or Im finally getting over her so my body is like why even write this stupid shit and it ends up retarded
>>34174005idk what did he>>34174000>If I ever got a gf I would have too much anxiety over sexstory of my life
>>34173983I am not but thank you anyway>>34173987No>>34173988Nah>>34173989What?
have you ever sat on your balls by accident?
>>34173988Isn’t it usually a different color? Seems weird it wouldn’t be. It’s like nipples ain’t it?
>>34174015No, I don't have balls.
>>34173980Hey, that sounds epic. But like I said, I would listen to anything, I wouldn't force anyone to do something against their will.Personally, when I want to listen to music, I sometimes feel an urge to listen to music like this ^ but I always put on classical music because I believe it to be healthier for the mind, anyways. Have you heard of the 432 hz frequency? I read on that a while ago, and apparently it's a natural frequency aligned with nature (Solfeggio's frequency). Most pop music today is tuned to 440 hz. The world shifted to this frequency just before the ww2 era as per British Royal Academy recommendation in an international conference. So, that sounds like a conspiracy to me.Just something interesting! Thanks for your interest.God bless you :D
>>34174008Thank you :)I appreciate it, even if you dont know my size>>34174010not me
>>34174017uh well...is there a female equivalent of this?
What I don't understand about the whole "shit test" thing, is when my ex would disrespect me and call me forgetful or say that I only wanted her for her ass, she said it with such a sad face, such conviction to where it was impossible to avoid the emotions she was putting out. There would be shit tests she would give me where I wouldn't answer or acknowledge and just keep talking about other things, but the ones where she would completely change her face and emotions were really hard to ignore.I can think now, I could have just said nonchalantly, "no I want you for your tits too", but I couldn't even think of anything to say or do at the time. I was caught off guard. Why does love have to be a battlefield when I have to fight everyone else in my life? Shouldn't it be the one place where I can relax?
>>34173988Lucky, my cock is a gradient, pink tip, pale inner foreskin, gradually more and more darkening foreskin.
moids should post bulge
>>34174015kindawhen I used to do BMX though I crushed my balls a few times messing up tricksI'm pretty sure I'm infertile from all the shit my balls have been through
>Lose weight (From 250 to 180lbs)>Get fit>Make more money>Constantly match with obese women who easily weigh way more than I do.I lost the weight so I could try to avoid this not make it worse.
>>34173959I'm a sucker for women looking happy
If I hit my gf duing sex, should I technically be able to hit her outside of sex, too? Isn't she just be a hypocrite if she doesn't accept it in both realms? I have to keep my masculine frame up at all times after all.
>>34174025would that actually appeal to you foids lmaoseems a bit whorish even for me>>34174028they might be nice dude give em a shotbut yeah maybe meet people irl also idk>>34174029fr it's a cute pic
Would you date someone with selective mutism?
>>34174029I had a gf who would constantly smile at me and if she went a day without smiling I would get depressed as fuck.
Guys seriously, what do i do? i dont think i'm cut out for the world of work. Everything is so fast paced and everyone is so on-edge and mean. How am i supposed to do this for another 40+ years?
>>34174036you cope with drugs or have a kid and make them your main focus in life. or you just work and be miserable i guess
Any moms in here?I met a hot mom at a bar the other day, she was probably about 10+ years older than me. We had a ton of things in common, 3 hours flew by and she followed me out and we kissed.two days later I texted her, "when can I come over?"It was meant as a tease, but she got all HR and professional on me and then wished me the best.Did I fuck up?
>>34174036if I can do it (I'm a pussy) so can you anon, don't give up
>>34174025Mine isn't worth posting :(
>>34174022You're right. A righteous woman respects your peace and desires to add to it. So does a good man.Many people in these generations were raised in broken homes and did not have good examples of this. So, these "tests" are like their inner-child testing their inattentive parents for affection, but it's superficial. Unhealed trauma leads people to seek out similar situations to repeat the cycle, because that's all they know (being raised with bad examples.)God bless you and anyone reading.
>>34174036get a nice chill job where people are chill, or become a bartender like me and be miserable>>34174033yes, I used to have it myself so can empathise
>>34174040Yeah, you threw it. Shoulda just asked her out.
>>34174040Yeah you fucked up.Should have asked her out.She doesn't.know you well enough to let you into the place where her kids are. Asking first thing like that? She's convinced you're a pedophile.
>>34174045nta but I don't think it's OP's fault desu if he just playfully asked, if she actually wanted to go out then she could've suggested that alsosounds like they just had a nice time at the bar/kissed then she got cold feet and realised she shouldn't be fooling around with younger guys
I met a female version of myself once.
>>34174040Nam/nag.You weren't joking. If she responded positively, you would've fucked her.You let your dick get ahead of your brain. It happens. Own it, and do better next time.
there's a cute girl working at the convenience store that's really close to my house, damn where are all these cute women coming from?
>>34174053Probably from their mother's womb.
>>34174053I must've banged her mom so you're welcome
>>34174033I used to do this as a kid and then when I was 10 or 11 I stopped being retarded
>>34174033Yes I would.
>>34174047I get cold feet with a guy of any age the moment he asks "when can I visit, nut in you, and leave?"
>>34174045>>34174046Yeah but why she gotta just cut me off like that? We had a good ass conversation. It's like she completely forgot about me>>34174047>she got cold feet and realised she shouldn't be fooling around with younger guysI think this is the case. I gotta get in the business of selling warm socks.>>34174050I was joking in that I didn't expect her to say yes, but to reply "hahaha you have to buy me a drink first" or something. That's been my experience with older women, but she was very hot and very smart and well educated compared to them so I get it. I've been with women like that and its like walking on eggshells. I feel like a buffoon with them.
>>34174050Smartest poster :DGod bless you.
>>34173956>What's the smut of choice for tonight, femanons?https://archiveofourown.org/works/37091152
>>34174065Why do you keep signing your posts like this
>>34174066I wish you would stop seeing my posts
>>34174050>>34174065follow up. Obviously I'd go fuck her if she invited me, whats so surprising about that? Shit we could have fucked that night but I wanted an earlier bedtime.
Thoughts?
Bear with me man, I lost my train of thought
>>34174060Probably didn't have it to begin with.
>>34174064>Yeah but why she gotta just cut me off like that?Chicks do that anon. Just got to deal with it.
>>34174071I'm happiest when I'm homeless and jobless and do dangerous things because then I get all the women I want. When I have a job and play by the rules and don't offend anyone I get nothing.
>>34174070You said you were teasing, but you were actually serious.
>>34174071Hate how I have to fucking read this shit like this
>>34174082Don't all jokes have truth to them?Teases are only teases if they have some truth. Are you an idiot?
>>34174071no thoughts
>>34174074I did, I wouldn't talk at or school or to most people as a kid. Some shrink diagnosed me. At some point it was just too much trouble so I stopped.
>>34174062>the moment he asks "when can I visit, nut in you, and leave?"lol, bro didn't ask this tbf>>34174080>I'm happiest when I'm homeless and jobless and do dangerous things because then I get all the women I wantthis was not my experience of homelessness and joblessness lmao
>>34174071>Thoughts?Lowkey true, women are more attracted to what the werewolf represents than they are the physical attributes of the werewolf. Except me, because Underworld fucked me up as a kid.
>>34174068I want someone to feel that they are loved. And you stranger.God bless
>>34174091Yet Edward won over Jacob.
Why do some women get upset when asked to pull their weight during sex? Bitch we're both participating here. I need you to also put some fucking work in.
>>34174095Maybe go for a woman thats less submissive.
>>34174095No ideaCouldn't be me
>>34174084>Don't all jokes have truth to them?Not necessarily.>Are you an idiot?Well, I'm getting laid instead of fumbling.Did you come here for /adv/ice, or a hugbox?
>>34173910shout out to the chess player, you were coolanyone up for skribbl or puzzle>>34174071poor redditor cucked by a furry kek
>>34174095What do you expect them to do? I always figured as a man my job is to sort of do it and the girl is supposed to either like it or tell me how she wants me to.
>>34174098Submission does not mean void of passion or weak.
Sometimes, I fantasize about you too
>>34174106desu it kinda just sounds like you need to lift lmao beta cuck
superduper
>>34174093Can you at least put on a name so I can filter you
>>34174104I'd be down in maybe a half hour
Women do you hate the idea of sex with men?
>>34174091Would you leave your wife for a werewolf?
>>34174095Maybe Dom the fuck out of her the first round, then tell her to get on top for round 2?
>>34174094>Yet Edward won over Jacob.Because Bella was pretentious and liked the John Mayer weirdo pedophile of vampires. Meanwhile Jacob is fucking their daughter while Edward has to read his thoughts.
>>34174114Do you have OCD?
>>34174113ok sweet, reply when you're onit'll be like 2am my time but I'm on that NEET life anyway rn
Gender.Who makes the best hotdogs?
>>34174124your momalso uh wendy's
>>34174115>Would you leave your wife for a werewolf?Only to become a werewolf, then she can become a vampire and we can have this star-crossed lovers thing where we go against out own nature to be together and we fuck like no one's business on a full moon, taking out entire wooded areas and the only physical evidence on us is where we peppered each other's skin with bite marks.
>>34174124fchicago
>>34174124mcharlie joseph
>>34174111Do you mean you want to see my posts or you wish to not see them any longer?God bless to anyone reading.
>>34174128shes just like me fr
>>34174128But don't Vampires hate the smell of werewolves?
>>34174124I get Nathan's at the grocery store
>>34174124>Who makes the best hotdogs?FCarolina Packers. I get them delivered to my house in a big 10 lb box and serve them at cookouts.
>>34174131is he related to joseph joestar?>>34174129chicago mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8TYvnh112E
Take it easy for a little while
>>34174135>But don't Vampires hate the smell of werewolves?Only the ones who fuck with the lights off>>34174134>shes just like me frDab me up
>>34174120...Maybe...
>>34174135Depends who's rules you're following, that's Twilight canon but I don't think it's a rule across the genre.
>>34174124>Gender.FTM>Who makes the best hotdogs?Hebrew National
>>34174124I haven't had a hotdog in years, too poor to afford them these daysbut this one place I worked for years, the goth girl on the snackbar made amazing hotdogsso those are the best in the world to me>>34174141probably a good ideabut in what wayfeel like I've been taking it easy my whole life and got nothing to show for it
>>34174132So that I don't see you. You give me bad vibes
>>34174138red 40 and copious amounts of soduim, everything a growing boy needs
>>34174146Oh, i was getting that from Elder Scrolls. Kek.
>>34174138Those are the reddest fucking American ass hotdogs I have ever seen in my entire life
>>34174071I don't think that masturbation is the primary function of those books. I read explicit fanworks and I don't masturbate to them, they just make my heart race. I used to masturbate to them when I was younger but even then it was 90% fangirling and socializing and 10% masturbation. I often couldn't even get off to them when I wanted to because my tastes in actual porn were different from the daydream erotica that made me feel all hyped or fuzzy.My other unrelated thought is that my sex and masturbatory habits are not connected. Masturbating doesn't make me want less sex. Sex doesn't make me want less masturbation. When I stopped desiring sex in a relationship it was because it was consistently uncomfortable and unsatisfying for me and I'd grown resentful over time because my partner never listened when I told him what I needed.
>>34174149Apologies
>>34174138They look tasty. Do they have a casing?
>>34174143you mean dap?>>34174140https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVp_lo7KsxA&t=36
Does Abby from Yeahmad count as average?
Women, if we went back in time and gave a caveman a fanta do you think he'd kill himself
>>34174162lol bangerr>>34174163lol no def above average imo
Top 10 ethnicities
>>34174163The nosering puts her in average territory, yeah. She'd be above average without it.
>>34174157ntaidk about those but the red link hot sausage that is the same color is pretty good. the red dye is kinda silly but it just wouldnt be the same without it
>>34174166I got banned for answering this one time
>>34174164Not sure but I think it's more likely that he'd kill you.
WomenThoughts on religious iconography giving you the creeps?
>>34174163>white>not obese>not a craterfaceautomatic 7.5 or above
Women, what does the werewolf represent? What does the vampire represent?
what do foids think of a guy eating spicy instsnt ramen noodles and buffalo sauce tuna out of a bowl
>>34174165You might be right, maybe it's because she's often the ugliest girl on the show
>>34174049based kek, what was it like?I kinda have this with a friend kek, we've very similar in a lot of ways, she even shares my nameeveryone else things we're annoying and talks shit about us behind our backs though
>>341741636 or 7
>>34174177thats nasty and i hate you
>>34174181>6 or 7don't say it....>>34174178idk what show you're talking about but she's definitely above average lol
>>34174164DoubtfulThey'd think you were trying to poison them though
>>34174180How does a girl share your name wtf were her parents thinking
>>34174145You're just making it worse for yourself, anon. Reassurance seeking always bites you in the ass long-term.
>>34174182it's actually heinous how good it is. drain water from noods, pour on seasoning packet, add fishit's almost tuna good
>>34174186>How does a girl share your nameit's a gender neutral name, at least in the abbreviated sense>wtf were her parents thinkingI don't think either of our parents were doing much thinking
Why can't we all just get along?
>>34174177I put tuna in my ramen when I'm campingNot weird
>>34174163She’s what you’d call a basic bitch.
My parents named me after a pixies song but it kinda sounds like a stripper name.
>>34174176Watch Jordan Peterson's breakdown of this.
>>34174191I've never seen or heard of a woman with that name, that's not gender neutral
>>34174163face is 6.5/10HOWEVER>piercings and I assume she has a tattoo-3 points>brown eyes-1 points>tits+2 points4.5/10 So a bit below average
>>34174175>brown eyes
>>34174176>werewolfA loyal man who struggles not to hump me>vampireA well-read man who has no social life past meThey are both passionate and interesting and not like the other guys
>>34174174Have you SEEN literally anything they made in the 1300s? It IS creepy.
>>34174186she jokes thought wouldn't it be cute if we got married and it was like x and x on the invitations >>34174193wholesome but that sounds like effort>>34174195just watched a clip, she won me over with the aussie accent>>34174198>with that namewhat name lol, I've not told you my name>>34174197>Watch Jordan Peterson's breakdownwe already all saw it jkk
>>34174200i like swarthier women so its not a downsidei feel like brown people are the most eye color obsessed ime
Red flags for women as a man>She can drive>She has a job>She has friends>Her family lives close>She talks to her family regularly>She does things
Vehicles will pass by, but I know when it's you
>>34174025Why bulge and not naked dick?
>>34174203You've posted pics of your texts here with your name so I know what it is,
>>34174200NTA. Do /pol/acks not consider Goebbels white?
>>34174196velouria?cuz velour is the quintessential sex fabric
>>34174205jefrey dahmer is that you
>>34174207You wouldn't get it.
>>34174209if you know then you should be able to do the math and realise that the male/female abbreviation/nickname can sound the same lol
>>34174205women itt are green flags then kskssk
Perhaps it's time that you went for a walk
>>34174199I wouldnt date a weirdo racist dudet. white >>34174207Bulges are tasteful>>34174211no comment lol
>>34174220I live in my mama's basement and talk to her every day
>>34174214I took a bulge photo but I don't think it looks as good as dick, but my underwear are kind of lame.
>>34174218I was thinking about the shorter variant instead of the other one
How do i fix this emptiness and fear within my soul?
>>34174201>A well-read man who has no social life past meThat could be me, what do you consider well read?
>>34174221im going to walk to my car and get my nasty smelly disgusting greasy stained work coat i havent washed in a month out of my trunk so i can wash it
>>34174227Join the French foreign Legion
Sharing secrets I was taking to the grave
>>34174151Sodium isn't bad for most people. But yeah, I thought those were carrots at first.
What age range do 18-22 year old girls on Hinge set for guys on average?
>>34174221I did earlier but it was rainingwalking is good tho>>34174226ok no worries my g
Thursday night I was in my parked car waiting for it to warm up and the girl I was hanging out with leaned over to put her head on my chest while I had my arm around her rubbing her back, what are the odds she’s romantically interested in me? What would be a natural way to escalate next time something like this happens?
>>34174245How old are you
>>34174245creep
>>34174151>>34174157The color is where the flavor is.>>34174161>Do they have a casing?The sausages do, the hot dogs don't.>>34174162>you mean dap?It's a meme, you dip.>>34174163>Does Abby from Yeahmad count as average?Yes, people only think she's attractive compared to the troglodytes she's surrounded by. A fat white guy, a fat Asian, a malnourished Indian that simultaneously looks 40 and 12, and a chick that looks like the Wicked Witch of the West. >>34174166>Top 10 ethnicities1. Drow2. Wood Elf3. Tiefling4. High Elf5. Dryad6. Mountain Dwarves7. Half-Orcs8. Tabaxi9. Warforged10. Mychonids>>34174176>Women, what does the werewolf represent? What does the vampire represent?I have been using this analogy for over a decade now. Werewolves are jocks, himbos. They're extroverted, group-oriented, sweet-natured but are more likely to resort to physical violence because they're big feelers and project that. Vampires are introverted intellectuals. They have refined tastes and are emotionally guarded. Typically more successful in social hierarchies, with money, influence, and don't resort to physical violence even if they have the capacity to. Someone like Mr. Darcy, but with an underlying edge of danger because the vampire is ultimately a predator.
>>34174243>Sodium isn't bad for most peopleSodium is a requirement for all neural function.
>>34174176They both represent an unremarkable mediocre woman "taming" high status, dominant figures who could kill them in a millisecond.
>>34174248idk but>the girl I was hanging out withwhy not ask her on a date if you're interestedsounds like she's possibly interested but things are ambiguous rn
>>34174245depends on their daddy issues
>>3417424525-40
>>34174245My age +/- 2 years
>>34174205Those a green flags anon.
>>34174203>we already all saw it jkkWASH YOUR FUCKING PENIS YOU DISGUSTING MOID FUCK
>>34174252How old are you even for context
Women what kinds of bait posts work best on you
>>34173765you could look in to nerf gun printsthere's some exciting designs floating around these days
>>34174252>No DunmerDecidedly unbased
>>34174265She's 29
>>34174095>Why do some women get upset when asked to pull their weight during sex? Bitch we're both participating here. I need you to also put some fucking work in.Some guys want you lay there even when you want to try moving your hips
>>34174264>WASH YOUR FUCKING PENIS YOU DISGUSTING MOID FUCKidk where this sudden vitriol came from but I took a shower earlier
>>34174273Fuck me
>>34174275
>>34174260>25-40Lol, no.
>>34174273too young
>>34174249mid 20s
>>34174256We’re pretty close and have been texting back and forth pretty much all day every day for the past couple weeks and have been hanging out just the two of us or occasionally with another (actual) couple at least once a week if not more for the past couple months, I don’t really see what’s to be gained or what the distinction even would be between that and an ‘actual’ date ‘on paper’ so to speak. FWIW three other women I know personally have all told me they would never snuggle up with a guy like that if they weren’t into him, and we do hold hands sometimes and touch each other on the lower back, arms/hands, and side/waist a lot when we’re together
>>34174284too old
>>34174267>Women what kinds of bait posts work best on youNag, the practice girlfriend ones have historically. Lel
Women, do scenes like this really get you into these sort of sci-fi shows?
When does it become obvious a man is wearing shoe lifts? At 3 inches?
>>34174280did bro really call his book tis...>>34174285>texting back and forth pretty much all day every day for the past couple weeksgo on a date thenn>they would never snuggle up with a guy like that if they weren’t into himI mean it depends on the girl lol, but yeah good signs at least
>>34174270This was strictly for Forgotten Realms races. I didn't want to do Elder Scrolls because someone would call me a racist for leaving out Redguards and putting in all of those filthy fucking outlanders. Me and my boy, Dagoth Ur, started a jazzy rap group called A Tribe Called Unmourned. With such hits as "Shame on an N'wah" and "I'm Going Back to Morrowind"
guys i think im falling for the practice girlfriendwhat should i do
>>34174299DUmp her.
>>34174299Nani? What's her power level
>>34174299>practice girlfriendWtf is even that?
>>34174299>practice girlfriendkys>falling for herdate her properly thengood ragebait tho
>>34174299You dumbass >>34174290 don't drop the bait right when we discuss it in the thread. I swear most of you are actual 90 IQ niggers
>>34174290Kek! What is the practice girlfriend? Is that the mid chick you fuck and learn how to do everything with before you move on to hot girls?
what should I drink today and what vidya should I play
I fell for my practice ONS
>>34174292>When does it become obvious a man is wearing shoe lifts? At 3 inches?Idk who cares. Be true about your height. But it's okay if you use max cushioning shoes for your feet(I understand people get achey feet)
>>34174275sorry i have bad agp and wanted to foidpost
>>34174291What the actual fuck is happeningNo you can thank/blame my father
>>34174309Play minesweeper.
>>34174312understandable>>34174310I didn't fall for your b8
>>34174305It's a girl you date that you're not attracted to, but you need the experience so once you're socially adept enough you drop her and date the girl you actually like
>>34174309Mixed juice and some soda
>>34174316I'm not baiting, she was practice for me, I was fun for her so I got hurt
>>34174315>Play minesweeperI was actually playing that shit on my phone earlier today but ragequit, got super close to beating it though>>34174318>Mixed juice and some sodasounds good, I actually have both (unless my roommates finished my soda, I think they did along with my 18 beers >_>) but what about alcohol
>>34174317You people are retarded.
>>34174309Cranberry ginger ale + vodkaElden Ring
Why do metalheads all look so fucking greasy
>>34173983Ty
>>34174314>What the actual fuck is happeningklingon opera. k-popera.really femanon
>>34174309Drink some water and go for a walk
>>34174295I'll allow it. But one shouldn't concern themselves with the opinions of mongrel dogs, and the s'wits who follow the Tribunal.
>>34174317That plus you are never more attractive to other women than when you are in a relationship or married. Your value automatically increases.
>>34173505Oh I like her. She's cute, funny, hot, and not very full of herself. Like, if she were a normal poor person she'd be most people's friend. I'm not the biggest fan of pop music, but I don't mind listening to most of it, hers included
>>34174323i forgot to say nta, ive never done that but thats my understanding of what it isill never have a girlfriend, practice or not
>>34174033Yeah.
>>34174324>Elden Ringmy roommate does have this, never really appealed to me but maybe I'll try>>34174324>Cranberry ginger ale + vodkasounds nice lol, I like cranberry vodka anyways, never tried the ginger ale version though>>34174326>Gear4MusicI used to work there lol, good times
>>34174291>>34174328Are you stupid? It's a musical scene yet you're posting without audio.
>>34173620yes
>>34174328Ah gotchaI'm no longer in my 20s I know nothing about k-pop
>going through my moid's phone>he has an alt account on twitter>feed full of gravure slutsShould I be worried?
>>34173505>Why do moids get so raged over her?Jealousyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch/i0uYp0WogiY
>>34174342you tell me, it's your moid
>>34173835Be friends with them to join the fun
>>34174342Now try to find his javlibrary account and go through the favourites
>>34174309rum & coke, portal
>>34174326I don't :D
Do girls get practice bfs?
>>34174295>>34174331When I was a kid, I went around calling people felchers because i misheard the dark elves saying fetcher
>>34173842>Dua lipa or Billie Eilish?Both make alright music, I like both, but Billie more>Sydney Sweeney or Sabrina Carpenter?Carpenter>Jenna Ortega or Amanda Seyfried?I like both, but Seyfried was in mama mia>Margot Robbie or Alizee?Margot is hot, but I'm a sucker for cute girls, so alizee
>>34174342>Should I be worried?Only that he feels the need to hide it. Jeff Foxworthy said it best about looking. Just because he stares at someone else's food as the waiter walks by him, it doesn't mean he's going to eat it.
Men who aren't 6 ft and above need to stop posting immediately (except qt)
>>34174350>rum & coke, portalnow this I can get behind lol
>>34174347I think he's American are you sure
Hello fellow gamers, just checking in with my least favourite losers! Solved my little smegma problem by applying disinfectant wipes on my dick and I will admit it burned a little but that probably means it’s working right lol now I’m going to blow up Ghandi with nukes in Civ 6
Women above 60kg need to just stop talking forever
6ft+ men if the women itt told you to kill the rest of us for them would you do it
>>34174360>tfw 5'11Bye, anons.
>>34174352Probably the fucked up ones
Why are women from the east coast of the US so much hotter than west coast women?
just shit myselffoids, any thoughts? opinions? comments?
Is it normal for your neighbors to ask you, in an accusatory and threatening tone, why you weren't at a specific political protest along with them?Or are things just getting really fucking weird around here?
>>34174364You need to stop posting forever and go outside feral spammer incel
>>34174365>6ft+ men if the women itt told you to kill the rest of us for them would you do itNo. You're already dead.
>>34173889>How do I initiate kissing himI mean, if for some damn reason he isn't making the first move, you can progress like sharing food, having your hands on him, getting him to touch you/your boobs somehow, and if for some fucking reason he's still not doing anything, literally get up and sit on his lap and arms around him, saying you wanted a better position/you wanted to hear/see him better. If he seems like a shy guy and you still wanna fuck or make out, just kiss him and not play games
>>34174365use commas please
>>34174368West coast bitches are bogged and have skin like leather from the sun
Women would you date a 27/28 year old man who people *consistently* mistake for being within the 18-24 age range?
I have practice dates but never practice gfs, I only try to sleep with them, then ghost them. This makes it more humane as I only come out as a typical fuckboy
>>34174365I would breed giant maneating crickets specifically for the task of hunting you all
>>34174352You know I guess I sort of did? By accepting to go out with a guy who was interested in me when I wasn't sure and accidentally dating him for 2 years.
>>34174368Go marry some east coast bitch if you like them so much fucking retarded moid
>>34174321I don't drink, so I don't know anon. Also you should get a refrigerator in your room, you can put in small juices
>>34174370Blue state?
>>34174370Tell them you were shitting really hard and couldn't come. Invite them to savour the aromas of your bathroom.
>>34174365You don’t have to pay me to kill incels I would happily do it for free
>>34174363It burns because you just bleached your dick moron. Also that won't kill it.
>>34174365No because then I'd have no inferior competition to make me look more desirable. If all the men are 6ft plus, then it's not rare anymore.
>>34174368west coast is fine if you remove socal and seattle
>>34174351Are you the gay metal anon?
>>34174386nobody mentioned pay
>>34174376Lmao
>>34174368>Why are women from the east coast of the US so much hotter than west coast women?They're JewishJewish women are hot
>>34174380Well all the foids itt who are on the west coast are avoidant and dont post pics. Fuck you
>>34174368West Coast has shit air quality and Hollywood beauty standards
>>34174015No, it's pretty darn uncommon. Maybe if for some reason you're sitting and somhow your balls get raised up and the thighs start squeezing a lil more than it should, but you'd notice immediately and readjust.
>>34174368>Why are women from the east coast of the US so much hotter than west coast women?GenesThey take care of themselves Laser surgery Botox
>>34174365Yes but only because I'm a submissive man that wants to be emotionally and psychologically enslaved by a beautiful, sadistic woman.
>>34174381>you should get a refrigerator in your roomI don't really have the space but that would be coolI do have some tropical juice in fridge downstairs, I'll have some tomoz>>34174377>I only try to sleep with themwhat a gentleman
>>34174394Again, have fun with your east coast bimbo. Nothing valuable has been lost
>>34174352They often date guys they never see a future with, but if they get bored and cheat it was part of her journey finding herself, or it was her hoe phase so no big deal and it doesnt count as a practice bf
>>34174370>Is it normal for your neighbors to ask you, in an accusatory and threatening tone, why you weren't at a specific political protest along with them?>Or are things just getting really fucking weird around here?That's crossing the line. Tell the they're crossing a line and if things get weirder. Make sure you call the local police and make sure you lock your house well.
>>34174370i remember during the very start of covid walking my cat around outside for enrichment and a neighbor was outside and i asked him something like "this wuhan virus, eh?" and he told me that was racist to call me that. happens
>>34174387How do I eliminate Candida completely from my body? Alcohol and sugars only seem to feed it >>34174391Okay then pay me and I’ll Uncle Ted my local GameStop
>>34174392w-whats funny?
>>34174402I'm willing to bet my entire life savings (-$3000) that there are more west coast bimbos than east
>>34174368Mid west goth girls are where it’s at
>>34174376Probably, but I wouldn't date someone who went for women 5+ years his junior
>>34174369What did you eat? Lol
What is the dating scene like in your country?Both genders give your thoughts and state where yer from.
>>34174360>except qtthanks babezjustice for fellow manlets tho
How does atoga like their burgers?
>>34174390Nope
>>34174364No.
>>34174410>t. east coast bimbo
>>34174362I don't want to doxx myself lol but no, gears is a british company
>>34174360is it ok if im very tall but my peen is small
>>34174417Full fat, minimal char. Grilled onions bare minimum.
>>34174417Very rare.
>>34174410You obviously haven’t been to Florida which was rated the state for the highest amount of AIDS victims
>>34174423Well it's from a YouTube vid and he's definitely speaking Americanese
>>34174414USATerrible, makes me want to kill myself. It's so bad that I'm considering going to community college classes even though I have a masters degree just so I can meet people
>>34174417Medium rare with Wershishter sauce, or however the fuck you spell it.
>>34174425>Full fatLike em in your own image eh?
>>34174360No. Parlay so >he may post.
>>34174417with cheese? i mean wtf else do you want from me
>>34174418Neat
>>34174163A little above average. She's not putting 100% effort and she's still looking pretty fresh. On a bad day she'll look below ave and on a good day she could be pretty good. She also has tits which probably boosts her confidence (and I say that as a small boob lover)
>>34174414Unless you make over six figures annually or have coke then you’re basically invisible >>34174429Total collegefag extinction
>>34174433Uh huh. Drippy messy borgor. All the sauces and veggies.
I would like to able to give my moid a paizuri but my boobs are too small
>>34174414Musanever dated
>>34174417>How does atoga like their burgers?Buttered and toasted potato bun, 75/25 ground beef, two 4 ounces patties, two slices of jalapeno cheddar cheese, hatch chiles, grilled onions, and my homemade sauce which you will never get the formuler for, Plankton.
>>34174414>What is the dating scene like in your country?Bad probably >Both genders give your thoughts and state where yer from.USA,
>>34174441This nigga can afford to eat at Five Guys
State genderWhat is your singing voice like? Are there any singers you think you sound like?
>>34174393Where's kittenposter today so that she can get her much needed feelings of validation from your post?
>>34174428nvm it's not who I thought lol
>>34174443wear one of those tranny silicone boob prostheses
>>34174401Thanks anon, I try.
>>34174450If Bob Dylan and Jefferson Mangum had a baby...
>>34174449They also use peanut oil on their fries which a surprising amount of people are deathly allergic to. As in it can actually kill them. That's fucked up, man.
>>34174446>and my homemade sauce which you will never get the formuler forIt’s just ketchup, mayo and mustard
>>34174417>How does atoga like their burgers?Well made, I've never eaten a rare burger, too afraid of getting food poisoning
>>34174414M, not exactly done much dating lol but it seems fine. most people seem down to earth and chill, if you're a normal functional person it's not hard to get dates (I'm not tho)>>34174417thicc and juicy (like ur mom)>>34174450like cats on a chalkboardI can do a good britney spears karaoke
>>34174450Mi sing in the shower rarelyi sound like a dude who cant sing
>>34174450MPretty good>Are there any singers you think you sound like?Ian Curtis. I can play the entirety of the album Disorder on guitar and sing over it :)
>>34174441>Just two guys with a crazy idea.
Is there a way to watch a show for free so you can make fun of it? Right now I'm just relying on reaction videos on youtube.
>>34174450MIt's kinda shit
>>34174443Have you considered asking one of your busty friends for help so he doesnt go paizuriless his whole life? or maybe hire someone if your friend has an chud jealous boyfriend
Did you waste your 20s?
>>34174460Eww, no. Go fuck yourself. I hate ketchup. Though I do use mustard as a binder on my brisket because I like the vinegar taste.
>>34174468pirate themdont know how to pirate? ask google
>>34174443Give him irrumatio
>>34174459>I’m allergic to peanut oil If I coughed on you would you die?
>>34174472>Did you waste your 20s?Yea..
>>34174342He has good taste? If you banned porn or stuff like this, then he went against your boundaries, but otherwise it seems he just likes porn and hot chicks. If you still don't like it, you can tell him, or if it's a dealbreaker than break up. Do what feels right
>>34174472Wasting them as we speak
>>34174451She's ugly on the inside.
>>34174468Yar har, fiddle de dee. If you love to sail the sea, you are a pirate!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY
As a man with a 10+ body count and a handful of long term relationships in my past, how do I explain to my next gf that this means she is super special? I literally WILL NOT downgrade. The next gf has to be spectacular. My last GF, I wanted to ask her to marry me so bad because she treated me fucking amazingly but I told her about my past a little (even though she thought i was a manslut and that attracted her???, I guess this got too serious too quick and she realized she fell deeply in love with me) and was worried she got the ick.My penis is so clean it shouldn't matter right?
>>34174472M21yes
>>34174468>Is there a way to watch a show for freeyes it's called piracy niggayaarlist.net is your frienddorawatch.one, cineby.gd, flickystream.ru etc...>>34174482banger lol
>>34174472>>34174478>>34174480Should probably post age
>>34174472Yes but I'm making up for it by fucking 20 year olds I could have never gotten when I was 20.
Girls, what times have you seen a man do something and thought "That's a man!"?
>>34174472Grinding in your teens to be rich in your 20s sucks but definitely pays off >>34174473>mustard binder I bet you eat hot wings with nitrile gloves you fucking faggot
>>34174489When he's over 6'
>>34174450>What is your singing voice like? Are there any singers you think you sound like?I have a very dramatic voice, which I always hated because I really loved pop music and voices like mine only really work for things like Broadway, gospel, and R&B.
>>34174493Hello nigga
>>34174483Thanks I projectile vomited cringe after reading this
Good night, atoga.
>>34174443Can't speak for the rest, for am guy who likes small boobs and I'd be a little depressed if she still didn't want to try to give a boob job. It's the effort that's hella cute and honestly I just got a boner rn. Just squeeze your boobs together to make as big of a valley as you can. Could help if you were wearing a bra or a shirt, but not necessarily required. If you want to test the waters, do it to a guy as a joke. If he likes it, he'll show it, if not he'll show it.
>>34174490>I bet you eat hot wings with nitrile gloves you fucking faggotNope, I rawdog it and suck my fingers clean like you do your bull's cock.
>>34174443God, thank you for not making me a chestlet
>>34174495no problem. may I ask what part triggered that?
>>34174472yeah, turning 28 in a few months and it's starting to hit nowI don't regret the time I spent playing vidya and watching anime though, if anything I did that morewhat I do regret is being an anxious hermit and not making any good memories. I make minimum wage as a bartender and have zero prospects. no friends, never had a proper gf, will probably become a wizard in two years. it is what it is. I try not to think about it lol
>>34174496nitey nite mah nigga
>>34174468Lol I was literally gonna post this verbatim >>34174482
>>34174494>Hello nigga
>>34174443It's endearing if you try. I'd accept a paizuri from an a-cuplet so I can smile at her effort
>>34174501*wish I did that more
>>34174472Was this directed towards me? >:[
>>34174485Screenshotting exclusive OF content and then redistributing the screenshots online is considered piracy?
>>34174468Planning on watching knight of the 7 kingdoms without paying for hbo? Lol
>>34174507
>>34174508I mean yes? You're stealing paywalled content and redistributing it for freeDon't target random thots, target big corporations lol
>>34174465?
>>34174472Yep. 26 but life aint going anywhere. I regret basically my entire life and hate myself immensely.
>>34174450MDecent. But I'm a bass singer without much range.
>>34174472I almost had a future in my 20s.The election of Trump in 2016 stole my future from me.
>>34174497>>34174505That would be no different than rubbing any other part of my body against his dickalso>It's the effort that's hella cute>endearingIn bed I don't want to be cute or endearing, I want to be HOT>>34174499Leave me alone titcow
>>34174459>wah peanut allergyIt's fucking tasty. If you're allergic, then don't go there. I will have the peanut oil.
>>34174519?literally nothing happened in the years 2016-2019
>>34174473>he uses mustard as a binder
ugh. just remembered how much i hate JWs. if i ever become president, i am expelling them out of the country via helicopter.
>>34174511Yeah but women are too stupid to hire a layer and force you into a legal battle
>>34174393I was about to say that there’s more of us on the West coast, but then I remembered NYC exists.
>>34174472It wasn't really me wasting them. It was all the mental illness I was gaslit out of identifying with because I was repeatedly told therapy and medication wouldn't help by my family.
>>34174472also my roommates were just telling me on friday night that I need to go on this vacation, and ask out one of my crushes, and link up with some groups of old friends who want to meet, and and keep looking for better jobs.but I just don't have the energy or skills to do any of these things. I can barely get out of bed and function most days. this stuff wasn't meant for me.just feel like I'm a broken person and should keep to myself. never asked to be born in the first place kek, all we can do is ride it out until we eventually die.sorry to vent and maybe others can relate>>34174525>too stupid to hire a layer...
>>34174521They literally don't serve peanuts on airplanes anymore because they know even being near a peanut can kill some of their passengers. It's literally fucking kryptonite for some people.
>>34174524They own the central bank your economy would be in shambles
>>34174526Florida too
>>34174472In the middle of it and so far, no, nothing wasted. Got a degree, got a really high paying job, excelling at hobbies, had a gf, had sex, moving towards my goals and realizing my vision
>>34174472Yeah, but I also just made bad decisions. Didn’t know what I wanted to do with my life, went to the wrong college, went to the wrong grad school in the wrong city, spent most of my years enormously depressed and burnt out.Now I’m finally on the right track at 31, but I’ll never experience young love, anyone I date is going to expect me to be more experienced than I am, and I feel like right now is not a great time to be on the dating scene in America anyway.So yeah, it was absolutely wasted, but oh well. Only thing I can do is move forward now and waste less time.
>>34174531peanut allergy is a literal skill issue caused by helicopter parents coddling their children
>>34174532JWs stands for Jehova's Witnesses, you mental fucking idiot.
>>34174534Based. Just need a 2nd gf and you'll be set
>>34174524…Jehova’s Witnesses?
In my late 20's I realized I wasted my early 20's studying too long and working shit jobs and dating shit women so I fucked off to another country and it improved my life 10x. I experienced hardships but I became better for it. I still waste time, that'll never change, but I have experiences I'm proud of.
>>34174528The lion does not concern himself with spelling errors
>>34174450malemy friends say i look like a young trent reznor. i can't sing super well but i think with vocal training i could get decent. i think my range is awkward though, it's not quite deep enough for divorced dad music but not really high enough for anything else.
>>34174524John Waynes?
Would the destruction of this website and all others like it solve our problems?
>>34174537Lmao hebrew detected
>>34174531Airplanes are a common commodity. Going to a fiveguys and living near one is a choice.
american male here, european women are so nice to me, I'm assuming because of my accent and way of behaving.I just want to move there. I like the French and Germans most. Wat do? I have english teaching experience. Will any french or german cutie ITT help me out? I'll trade my cum for a room.(I've kissed germans and fucked french so I'm vetted)
>>34174540>so I fucked off to another country and it improved my life 10x>but I have experiences I'm proud of.Like fucking impoverished brown girls?
>>34174532your reply is funny but no cost is too much for TJWD>>34174539correct. i understand there are some anons under their thumb but i am not talking about them because they are victims to an otherwise objectively demonic institution
State gender.Are you annoyed by overly logical thinkers you meet on the internet? Or people who see online conversations as a means to educate instead of argue?
>>34174538Lol yeah, I've been wanting to but I just haven't felt the urge to go out and find someone and I'm hesitant to use dating apps. My last gf was easy because she just threw herself at me and I thought she was hot and cool but that crashed and burned after a couple years. I can do better, I'm in a way better place than I was in when I first met her, just need to get out there
>>34174548Literally no European country's women find American men attractive, stop lying.
>>34174544Enough with the Hollywood propaganda take your iodine supplements bitch
>>34174550You’d inflict Jehova’s Witnesses on the rest of the world? I feel like America is the containment zone.
>>34174548You're probably just good looking. Euro girls hate America, and find the accent bland at best.
>>34174545>He brewYes, I brew coffee every two mornings before going to work.
>>34174553No. I know it's autizm.
>>34174556What the fuck are you even sayingHalf the shit you say is just irrelevant and retarded
>>34174555A Slovak penis masseuse once told me she can always tell when her clients are Americans because they are the least attractive and tip the worst.
>>34174554I mean 2 at a time like a harem
>>34174557it's the opposite afaik, they have a weirdly global presence. also by helicopter i meant pinochet-style
>>34174564Lol, what's your nationality?
>>34174563Rabbi melty
>>34174564the lack of foreskin would seem more obvious desu
I have a crush on this guy in one of my classes and I want to attempt to make a move, would it be too risky to ask for his discord?, I feel that most ppl my age (I assume he’s around my age) have one, especially males.I just feel like asking for a number is too forward.
>>34174569Nationality? I have three of them, take your pick.
>>34174565That would be legendary. I might be able to set that up
>>34174544based pic and quoteyeah I really should stop posting here desu, it's basically a form of self-harm at this point comparing myself to other people.I was honestly happiest when I would just spend all day in nature and then spend time with the cats and on my hobbies.maybe enlightenmentmaxxing should be our new year's resolution kek. I'm tired of being trapped in my head and miserable when I know that there's simply another way of living and being, and appreciating the beautiful, infinite energy of the cosmos.
>>34174573Country of birth
>>34174553I'm an engineer. Non logical thinkers are the bane of my work day.
>>34174572ask for his numberwomen dont have to worry about being "forward"
>>34174553Female.“Overly logical thinkers” are usually not as logical as they think they are, and their logic is not always rational. That tends to make them obnoxious as fuck.Education is awesome, but a lot of people who think they’re educating are actually just soapboxing and preaching their own brand of belief. This isn’t a statement directed at any particular faction or party, it just appears to be a human constant. I do love it when someone teaches me something new because it’s cool or they’re just super knowledgeable about it, and you can tell it’s not because they’re on a power trip and they’re not condescending. Usually you can tell they’re just going “oh, this is my thing! I know this thing! My time to shine!” and jump in with enthusiasm. It can be quite charming.But no, the “aKcHuaLly” crowd is annoying, please do better.
>>34174572>would it be too risky to ask for his discordnot at all keknothing wrong with asking for a number either thoughhonestly you should go for it and I hope it goes well
>>34174578>Country of birth It's not one of my countries of nationality, and it's not my parents' nationality either. Try again.
>>34174570Rest my case.
>>34174584so you're a rootless mutt . . .
>>34174584Where did you grow up/spend most of your life then? Why are you being so retarded about this
>>34174548Are you black
>>34174581*Conventionally attractive women don’t have to worry about being too forward
>>34174584Lol. Rootless cosmopolitan
I love jerking off
>>34174581> women dont have to worry about being "forward"Absolute tosh. We have to worry about it all the time.Nothing wrong with her asking for his socials as a way to put out feelers, but women absolutely can be too forward, and we certainly can be regarded as creepy or weird if we come off wrong.
>>34174590if youre not conventionally attractive why are you even trying to interact with men romantically
>>34174553mno, my thinking is deeply visual, structural, and analogical, i can have a hard time talking but it is rare for me to not understand someone enough i can't find a way to communicate with them/explain an idea effectively
>>34174588He visits penis massagers. It's not like he's going to be the a great conversationalist.
>>34174597Because I find him physically attractive and would feel happy if he gave me a chance, maybe he doesn’t care for looks all too much.
>>34174601men only care about looks though, why would he give you a chance
>>34174595Are you British
What happened to your high school bullies?
>>34174582thanks. i didnt have the bandwidth to articulate this rn.>>34174590I was super ugly before growing into my features and this is verifiably true. >>34174597ugly ppl deserve love too
>>34174589Oh, that's a good point. I take back what I said here >>34174558
>>34174603I wish. No, American.
>>34174553MYeah They gotta chill
>>34174602: (
>>34174604How should I know?
>>34174604i didnt have anythe only bullies i had were in elementary school. i could not name a single individual, student or teacher, from elementary schoolcan't even remember my friends, how would i remember my bullies
>>34174604He had some beef with the local hood niggers, they shot him in our senior year.
>>34174610Femanon, this is a blackpill board. You should probably try elsewhere if you want actual advice.
>>34174450FI feel like it's the normal amount of bad for someone who's never really tried to be good at it. I can't think of anyone I sound like. >>34174472In a lot of ways yes. Either with the wrong people or coasting and being mentally ill instead of making more money so I could do more stuff I wanted to do. I basically have no spirit any more like I know in my soul I'm not allowed to have things like steak that's not on sale or new pants.>>34174483If you have to explain you're already cooked >>34174553Nah
>>34174606>ugly ppl deserve love toonot necessarily. nobody "deserves" love, or really anything at all. love is a privilege that few get
>>34174604Who cares?I might’ve cared ten years ago, but at this point, it just doesn’t matter.
>>34174608I have no idea wtf "absolute tosh" means but when I read it I immediately assigned a British voice to you in my head
>>34174604Don't know, don't care. They were at the reunion. I was not.
>>34174604One of them is a cop and tried to follow me on Instagram
>>34174604He wrapped his car around a tree while high on LSD.Everyone at school cried at an assembly with a fucking black and white slide show of their "good times" with him. Which was absolute bullshit. He was a fucking dick. He called me gay and said I would love being raped in prison. And he bullied a Jewish kid by telling him his Jewish features made him look like Satan.There was literally never any reason to be sad he was dead, he did the world a favor by dying. I'm still mad at the people who mourned his passing.
>>34174604>What happened to your high school bullies?They're rich, and married to beautiful women who have given them large, happy families.
>>34174615I mean I was just looking for input from men on if being asked for their discord by a stranger would be socially acceptable or not. I wasn’t looking for anything regarding my looks, it’s not like the guy/my type In general is some chad looking guy or anything. Ig in a way we’d both be considered conventionally unattractive.
>>34174603nta but it's 3am here, don't think many brits are on...>>34174604ngl I was a bit of a bully before HS but I got over it quick, and then was briefly bullied by another guywe both ended up seeing the same therapist lol. he actually became really cool and nice and I think I got over my bullying era also
>>34174628It wouldn't bother me. But I don't have discord (I'm a millennial though).
>>34174619I consume enough media from outside America that I just tend to pick up on stuff here and there.And Brits have a really delightful way about themselves, how they think and how they say. “Mad as a box of frogs”, “have a chin-wag”, “that raw tog nearly ran me off the road” and an assortment of other goodies.
>>34174628>ask the social outcasts what is socially acceptable>ask the dudes who've never been asked for contacts if asking a dude for his contacts would be the right decision
>>34174608>I wishbe careful what you wish for...>>34174619>have no idea wtf "absolute tosh"it just means absolute nonsense lol. poppycock. drivel. diatribe. you get the picture>>34174628>being asked for their discord by a stranger would be socially acceptableit's totally fine lol
>>34174604Idk but the mom of one of them tried following me on instagram like last week. I could probably spit some game and fuck her but she's chopped - would rather just continue my dry spell
>>34174635Why? Are you threatening to import me to Britain as your bride?
>>34174608Please don't wish you were British. It's practically a dystopia here.
>>34174638no lol, I'm not that cruel
>>34174634Any input is better than no input, I don’t have anywhere else to ask,
>>34174635>it just means absolute nonsense lol. poppycock. drivel. diatribe. you get the pictureThis reminds me of the show Tosh.0 that was on TV back in the late 2000s, early 2010s, basically a frat dude going around shaming and mocking people for the lulz, kind of a Tucker Max lite type character.
>>34174632>goodiesYep>>34174635I havin a wank m8 u havin a piss
>>34174639One thing I like about America is every town and city looks different from the next. British towns all look the exact fucking same except for size.
>>34174638You'd want that wouldn't you
>>34174639do you not have work in the morning m8?I took this pic of the beautiful weather on my walk earlier
>>34174604Mostly living mediocre lives with their mediocre bfs/gfs. Idc. I had a glow up and now my boyfriend is sweet, hot n rich.
>>34174647ur dad shouts at hotels, m8
>>34174647>u havin a pissI might go for a piss and go to bed now desuidk if this anon is still abt >>34174113
>>34174648ah yes how unique
>>34174653Some proppa bollocks that is rubbish
>>34174604Sells weed, drives a truck and has a kid
>>34174639I know everywhere has its problems, but you guys have the most incredible museums and the only cities in the world that I don’t hate existing in. You can walk everywhere. You have functioning (not perfect but functioning) public transport. The NHS needs help, but like I said, nowhere is perfect.
>>34174651Not anymore. Got fucking outsourced to ChatGPT.
>>34174604I never had any high school bullies even though I was a retard who should have been bullied.
>>34174544There is a very simple secret to being happy. Just let go of your demand on this moment. Any time you have a demand on the moment to give you something or remove something, there is suffering. You're arguing with what is; your demands keep you chained to the dream state of the conditioned mind. The desire to control is, ultimately, our unwillingness to just be awake.Enlightenment is a destructive process. It has nothing to do with becoming better or being happier. Enlightenment is the crumbling away of untruth. It's seeing through the façade of pretence. It's the complete eradication of everything we imagined to be true.The more in harmony you are with the flow of your own existence, the more magical life becomes."-- Adyashantilet's enlightenmentmaxx in 2026 brevs
>>34174658>I know everywhere has its problems, but you guys have the most incredible museums and the only cities in the world that I don’t hate existing in. You can walk everywhere. You have functioning (not perfect but functioning) public transport.You also have that in the entire rest of Europe.
>>34174659RIP, AI is gay, well at least you got the time offup to anything much?
>>34174658Okay, the museums are nice. But everything else applies to EU/AUS/Japan more than here.
>>34174472I didn't waste by 20s being European did that for me, if only had I been born in US or SA
>>34174665No. Just going to play Warcraft all day
>>34174659What was your job
>>34174669Wow, you are really jerking off to that lady's sandy bare feet.
>>34174669the us is worse off compared to europe in EVERY metricamericans have never had less opportunities
>>34174672Lol
>>34174672They all fucked eachother. Not a doubt in my mind.
>>34174672Anon was crashing out hard over their groupies yesterday lol
>>34174654I'm still here but if you wanna go to bed that's all cool
>>34174663Yes, but honestly I wouldn’t feel safe in most of Europe these days. Except Denmark and maybe Germany.And I have been studying Danish the last few years, well enough that I can pass the written part of the language test (oral is another matter but maybe they’ll have pity on that given I wear CIs).But if you’re a native English speaker, England sounds like the logical choice, no?
>>34174677Not sure about the others, but Nick is gay. (Even got blown by destiny).
>>34174672>https://files.catbox.moe/c658u2.mp4This is so wholesome. I wish I had friends.
>>34174672Isnt sneako a cuck? He is a kid playing grown up
>>34174674And? I jerk off to many things, things that were, things that are and some things that have not yet come to pass>>34174675No it's not. US has jobs, US has sexy girls, it's big, it has culture. Europe is a hellhole in comparison, it's a horrible place to be a young man in, it's a museum continent
Women should I shave my head? I have long hair
>>34174668nta but she is right in the sense that getting about is good, I mean I don't drive and don't plan toand while the NHS needs help (I worked in it for years lmao) it's pretty amazing that it exists at all and still helps a lot of peopleI think on the flipside though there are just less opportunities here, especially if you're poor. there's a lot of class division in the UK, I live on a council estate where people get stabbed every other week and it's just depressing when you realise these people have no opportunities and are going nowhere.>>34174671sounds comfy lol, how long you been playing WoW for?>>34174672>the Manosphere Avengerswhat a bunch of clowns lol>>34174677ngl that was my first thought>>34174680I'd stay up but my roommate will have a go if they see I'm up at 4am kekanother time dood
I haven't masturbated in four days
>>34174681NTA but I'm a native English speaker who only speaks English and have citizenship by ancestry in an EU country that doesn't have English as its official language. I would be more than happy to live in the UK if it were still in the EU and Brexit bullshit hadn't happened.
Moids, do you miss your girlfriend/ex? Do you dream about her?
>>34174690Yeah.
Do girlboss scenes like this make you more interested in watching fantasy shows like this?
>>34174685>US has jobsNo it doesn't. Literally the only jobs available these days are either for AI engineers who fuck over the public by building the machine intelligence that steals their jobs through automation, or ICE officers who go around bashing random people's skulls in on behalf of Trump's deranged and tyrannical administration.
>>34174689>native English speaker who only speaks English and have citizenship by ancestry in an EU country that doesn't have English as its official languagenta but I'm the exact same way (but born and always lived in the UK) and I've considered moving elsewhere in the EU. if I learned the language I could probably fare better in my "home" country or elsewhere.but I'm too culturally attached to this place lol, for better or worse... I'd just feel like a tourist if I moved anywhere else
>>34174688>I haven't masturbated in four daysI haven't masturbated in two hours.
>>34174686as long as it's styled I think long hair on a guy is the hottest thing>>34174688think of me as your burst your next load
>>34174692What’s that from
>>34174690Nah, she's getting her back blown out by some 6'3" tech bro
>>34174690I struggle to sleep at night, and during the day I'm worried she's waiting in my dreams. To drag me back.
Do women actually like it when guys play with their big squishy boobies and suck on the nipples?
>>34174553I don't really argue online other than shitposting guys who deserve it, which is pretty rare in itself cause I don't really talk at conversation length to dudes on atoga. I don't converse online with the intent to debate the female gender specifically nor debate in general, though I am not opposed to debating at all. It's more just ask questions to people, answer people's questions, and have fun conversation. If debating happens during questioning, why tf would I dislike logic then? Doesn't mean much to me.
>>34174682>>34174687Tristan and myron are triggering my gaydar and I'm freshly calibrated.No doubt Nick bottomed.
>>34174604>What happened to your high school bullies?Idk. Now I deal with adult bullies, people never really grow up. It sucks.
>>34174698To add on to you, a lot of places only want to hire part time. I just got hired to do tech work at a uni and it’s $30/hr… but for 20 hours a week. For a six month contract. If I’m lucky— if— they’ll like me enough to bring me on full time. But until then, I got no benefits whatsoever.
>>34174692Lol, is that the Dunk N Egg show? The absolute state.
>>34174694Yeah I genuinely wish I knew the language of my EU country of citizenship at C2 level so I could enlist as a volunteer soldier in their army.
>>34174698>>34174693You couldn't last one year living in Europe
>>34174690yes, miss my ex terribly, she had to leave to do trauma therapy. probably won't see her for years. but she'll be back someday, and i seriously cannot wait to see the person she'll have become then. i don't dream generally about people, so no
>>34174692The problem with this isn't that it's a "girlboss" scene, it's that the choreography is shit.
>>34174707Congrats, you make more than the median European wage working only 20 hours per week. Americans are so privileged it's unreal
>>34174710other than being "the museum continent" give me a real grievanceyou watch too much hollywood, you're brainwashed
>>34174697>>34174708Wheel of Time
>>34174710I literally have, don't talk down to me.
>>34174687>sounds comfy lol, how long you been playing WoW for?I'm an unc. I still play Warcraft III
>>34174692this just seems unrealistic lol, how that cape not ripping>>34174698>nobody is getting hired anywhere, and when they do its $12 an hourwhy does every American poster ITT seem to be rich then lol>>34174709>so I could enlist as a volunteer soldier in their armylol, meanwhile I had to get out of doing military service in my parents' home country (I've never lived there so didn't have to do it)based tho, well I hope you can learn and pursue whatever goals you want>>34174707>a lot of places only want to hire part timeI mean that's the same here lol, I work part-time as a bartender at £12/hr, it's hard to find wagie jobs with more hours
>>34174714our cost of living is higher proportionally, so we're actually worse off than youadditionally more gets taken out of our pay in taxes, and healthcare, and insurance
>>34174712How is that shit? It's heavily wuxia-inspired. That is some House of Flying Daggers energy filtered through HEMA aesthetics.
>>34174715No jobsNo quality of life is stagnatingThe housing problem is way worse than in USWomen have American standards despite European men being well, European>>34174717As a tourist>>34174720Your cost of living is higher because you spend more money on dumb shit, that's on you.
>>34174719>why does every American poster ITT seem to be rich then lolBro, niggas lie out their ass on here. Everyone's also 7inches and 6 feet
>>34174723yeah, dumb shit, like food and housing
>>34174696>think of me as your burst your next loadare you a girl?
Why don’t women have wieners liek guys do?
>>34174726That's a choice, in Europe a lot of singles live with their parents kek
>>34174727FTM
>>34174728They don't, but they make up for it by pegging me in the butt and it feels really good.
>>34174718based and uncpilled>>34174690I miss my exes yeah (I was actually chatting to one just tonight), it would be nice just to meet up for drinks again or something at leastbut it's probably for the best that we rarely talk anymorethey're all onto much bigger and better things now while I'm still living my loser life>>34174726I think it just depends on salary bracket desubeing comfortably middle class in Europe is probably better than in the USbeing working class or in poverty sucks just as much as anywhere else lolthe UK has a significantly higher rate of homelessness per capita than the US (0.5% vs. 0.23%)
>>34174731then I can't think about you, sorry
>>34174729Yeah because tormenting your parents by living with them so they can listen to you jerk off two rooms away every night is really the move.
And we’re back - fell asleep mid posting. Should I take tonorrow afternoon off or is that a bad look submitting a request tonight?
Hey lady! Your breasts look heavy let me hold them for your so not so heavy! :)
>>34174714How much do you think my rent is? Food? Transport?Health insurance? Car insurance? Medication?University loan payments?I’ll make $2400 a week (before taxes) but my monthly costs are closer to $3600… which is why I need to be paid full time to fully support myself.
i'm just gonna say it, euros you know i love you, but i've never known one that wasn't severely mentally ill
>>34174735That's my point, Americans can afford to move out, they'll bitch about it but they'll still do it. In Europe they'd be homeless
>>34174705What about them triggers your gaydar? Asking as a closeted fag
I make 0 dollars and I'm still chuggin you are all a bunch of punk ass bitches. Pussy niggas.
>>34174604They got married to the most beautiful girls in school and have kids
>>34174722You can see him going out of his way to not come anywhere close to actaully hitting her, it looks like a botched video game animation.
>>34174736it's up to you dude, but imo just get as much sleep as you can and then push through workif you're that unwell they'll send you homeI have no idea how serious/brain orientated your job is though. when I was a receptionist and janitor I did loads of shifts on like 2 hours of sleep lol
>>34174738That's just you living a lifestyle most Europeans can only dream about while making monthly salary in a week. Yeah, you complain about your health insurance but you'll receive far superior treatment thanks to it
>>34174741NtaYou just know. I'd look at you and think yeah, he's on the dl
>>34174740Is it really that Americans are privileged, or is it more so a failure of your governments that people can’t afford to move out?
Will a woman get mad if I blow a raspberry on her pussy?
>>34174589no>>34174558yesare you two american?
>>34174747Damn. I would never bottom fwiw
>>34174746What lifestyle, specifically? I presently live off PBJ sandwiches.
>>34174742>I make 0 dollarsthat's not something to brag about broI hope my unemployment cheque comes in this week tho>>34174740real lol. UK housing crisis is terrible. you can't afford to live alone with a full-time job if you're a wagie
>>34174723>Your cost of living is higher because you spend more money on dumb shit, that's on you.No I'm fairly certain my cost of living is higher because the things I need to sustain my life and health are growing at a rate which is not in line with my level of income.
>>34174752There's a big diff between tops and bottoms. Bottoms are easier to spot.
I dated a french girl in japan and she dumped me because I wanted to come back to France with her (she invited me).She stayed at my place, but even if I had a house set up I'm sure she wouldn't have married me because she wanted to be independent and rebellious and all that and she missed doing LSD and smoking weed with her friends.
will a woman get mad at me if i make her shit in my chopped cheese?
>>34174741That nigga ZESTY! frfr
>>34174748Both I'd say.>>34174755It still includes things Europeans don't have access to and when they do it's often inferior in quality Americans being way better off it's a well studied phenomenon
>>34174741I just went to a gay club yesterday. You'll see it if you stay around them for 3 hours. Just be polite about being hit on.
>>34174740>americans can afford to move outbullshit.Everywhere in the west is unsustainable for everyone.I do so much better in Japan where I don't spend a fortune on eggs, and a decent sized apartment is the same price as a room in a multi-person house. Unfortunately I have to be around bug people all day, but some of them are OK. I'm just trying to get a european traveler stuck here with me
>>34174757>she dumped me because I wanted to come back to France with her (she invited me).>shit testMany such cases!
Women, do you consume more boymedia or girlmedia?And don't say you don't know what that is or something woke
Will a woman grow her boobies bigger for me if I ask nicely?
Do Europoors really struggle with living alone?I moved out at 20 and could afford it while having extra spending money with a city job here. If I work a bit of OT I can easily get an extra 1K a month to blow away on bullshit.
>>34174745I’m thinking I’ll just submit it, lol. I basically slept all of today. Figure can get some things wrapped up like buying plane tickets in the afternoon. Was supposed to do that today but the couch had other plans.
>>34174763I considered bonking her on the head and tying her up until she agreed to carry my babies. would that have passed the shit test?
>>34174764Girlmedia means woke, right?
i have no sympathy for euros. your antics forced my country to receive a lot of Jews with utterly corruptive ideals, that my country's culture is STILL suffering, AND we had to clean up your mess. total euro death
>>34174764girlmedia for sure, nothing cliche girly but its definitely still mostly consumed by other females.
>>34174740>Americans can afford to move outNot always. I can live on my own now, but until I was fully graduated from university I legitimately could not afford to live on my own without roommates.
>>34174764I’m actually not entirely sure what that is, though. Im not woke, I just live under a rock.
>>34174766We are europoors for reason, we can't afford to even have kids here
I have an interview for a decent paying job tomorrow.If I get it I can either rent the master bedroom at my friend's house he's going to leave or get an apartment in the city
>>34174754>that's not something to brag about broAnd yet I'm not the one complaining about wages or expenses and shit. Curious.
>>34174764Uhhh a lot of stuff that both seem to like but probably boymedia leaning
>>34174765That requires a baby making
Europeans are thin because they can't afford food but Americans are still complaining about high prices baka
>>34174778Just estrogen injections
Chat, is this real?
>>34174774We can’t afford kids in America either
>>34174780Ew no. I'm not doing hormones.
>>34174781I love women.
>>34174778Good point. I would love to impregnate a woman in such a way.
>>34174729not everyone has that privilegethe "american parents kick their kids out at 18" thing is very real
Is my best bet to learn Japanese, get a good job and buy an akiya and capture a solo travelling french girl? Will she stay? That's the real question. The last one I had I would give multiple orgasms and she would cook my every meal.
>>34174764Girlmedia? >>34174781moids are genuinely just faggots atp
>>34174775gl and godspeedwell maybe start with the room, if it's cheaper>>34174766I've never had a "city job" but yes, I worked full-time for years as a civil servant and I've never been able to live alone. I've always lived at home or had roommatesunless you have a high paying job/a career, it's just not affordable>>34174779kekyeah I've always lost weight when dirt poor or homeless. ngl I know different people have different health problems but if you're fat you can't be that poor lmao
>>34174781I hope so.*injecting my fluids all over him**alien hiss*
>>34174781Yeah in Dune lady jessica would fling her vag cream at ppl at tell them to do shit
Are all femanons psycho BPDemons? Why would a nice lady post on this website?
>>34174760we're better off because we have the privilege to be stuck in traffic for hours, made bankrupt for going to the doctor for minor injuries, living in a dead country with no future, full of crime and violence, along with corporations putting chemicals in the food and water here that would get them jailed in europeyeah we're definitely better off
>>34174472my candid advice to any younger anons here is just don't get into alcohol and drugs. that shit actually any% speedrun ruined my life lol. and if you're given mental health meds, just suck it up and take them.I'm pretty sure I'd be in a wildly different place today if I'd stayed sober, stayed in school, avoided crime, and stayed on my medsanyway goodnight my niggers
Instead of my interview tomorrow I want to go try out for the french foreign legion. I want to do it so I dont have any ragrets when I'm 40
>>34174769No it means targeted to womenThe woke thing would be to say that doesn't exist
For whatever reason the women I attract think I'm some mysterious, dark triad, left hand path kind of guy, which in many respects, is true, but then they expect me to drop some kind of nuclear wisdom or insight about the world when most of the time, I'm just thinking about the present or imagining shit in my head. It's like the scene in sling blade where the gay admits to Carl that he feels he's in constant philosophical thought and wants to know what he's thinking about in the moment, to which Carl responds with "might wanna take me some of these potaters home". The clip for the uninitiated:https://youtu.be/CONgdJYdc8U
>>34174796FR sometimes the best thing you can do in live in literally just fucking SURVIVE and be healthy. People don't realize that's the most challenging part of life sometimes.
>>34174798bloody hell just go to the interview, then do your frog army thingwhy do you want to help the french
>>34174757Last time I heard about a French girl in Japan, she got cannibalized by her roommate.
>>34174781good thing i have never seen, much less touched a vagina
>>34174795You do realise there's a lot of violence in Europe right now
>>34174788>>34174773What i said here >>34174799>>34174777What's your favorite boymedia thing?>>34174771What girlmedia do you consume?
>>34174781this is just nonsense femdom fetish bullshitoh waow the cooter does le mind control im so turned on *puts penis in cage*
>>34174801>literally just fucking SURVIVE and be healthy100% this, you hit the nail on the head. learning to simply live and be comfortable yourself, regardless of your present situation, is really the key to everything else. it is challenging and it is hard, that's why escapism can be so alluring, but it's such a powerful skill to developI didn't like myself and I wasn't comfortable simply *being*, that's probably why I looked to other vices and things spiralled out of control. but when you do that you're just avoiding the problem, you bury your head in the sand, things stagnate and you deteriorate. you don't have to conquer the world today, but if you can at least face it and do *something*, it's a step towards the future and salvationanyways good chats but I should dip
>>34174807less than america by farwe're a third world shithole unironically
>>34174802best pussy I've ever tasted. I've tried all flavors.This pussy was delectable, enough to make me go absolutely fucking mad.
>>34174809I guess I mostly consume boymedia, then. Most of the girlmedia stuff I consume is horse training videos and kitten fostering, everything else is either what you’d probably call boymedia.
Who should I bet money on for the college football final tomorrow?
>>34174813Not really no, Europe has seen war for last 20 years, we have cartels too, terrorism US had what? 9/11?
>>34174814gg then chad kekyou could find a french gf without joining the french army tho, surely
>>34174816the patriots
>>34174792>Are all femanons psycho BPDemons? No. Im really sweet and practice radical compassion. >Why would a nice lady post on this website?I get really anxious.
I’m a guy but I’m down with some girlmedia. I will watch Little Women with you! Or Barbie or whatever!
How do I cope with knowing all the cute european women I dated in Japan will return to europe to be raped by nigros?I just want to save them all, start a cult, have them all as my wives, start a white enclave in nipland
>>34174817regardless, we still have a much higher homicide rate that all of europe combined
>>34174821Gross, dude. You're supposed to READ Little Women.
>>34174472I might regret not being more social but I don't regret working on my career to the point where I can drop money on anything I want and never be afraid for my finances.I'm sure there's someone out there with the exact opposite regret and we're just going to have to live with our life choices and make the most of the now.
Niggas had nothing burger wars in the Balkans and Ukraine and act like their apartment in Germany is a war torn shithole
>>34174820Plap
>>34174572>too forward.Eh, I would just go for the number, but you do you
>>34174823Just carry a gun, what's the big deal
>>34174824he'd better admire Little Women from afar and have no intention on touching them
>>34174815That sounds cute>>34174816Don't gamble, you fucking degenerate
>>34174811>im so turned on *puts penis in cage*ObjectionThat's the opposite of what can happen.
>>34174820>radical compassionWhat
>>34174572>women thinking they can be "too forward">OMG stacy I looked at him and he didn't fuck me! WHAT THE HELL???
>>34174821We know, QT.
>>34174823Most of that is concentrated in inner city ghettos and you can just move away you know.Sometimes it's even cheaper to live outside of the city!
>>34174824Awww :(The movie was pretty good though and I have a crush on Saoirse Ronan.
>>34174821Difference between with her and consuming it alone
If you get robbed in Can at least shoot to kill while in Europe you just have to take it
>>34174829i plan on getting my weapons carry permit, i just wish i ddint have to worry about robberies and shootoutssome retarded crackhead shot and killed his girlfriend in the parking lot of the store i worked at this past christmasamerican exceptionalism right
>>34174837that wasn't me but I grew up reading little women and watching the 1994 one with winona ryderalso grew up with the barbie VHSs and life in the dreamhouse is great lol
Guys, have you ever turned down pussy that was laid out for you and ready to go?
>>34174845am I a psycho BPDemon?>very territorial>hot and cold>make girl feel like she can't do anything right>ignore for a while>come back and lovebomb
>>34174843>CanWe can't own guns here
I want to direct a stage adaptation called “Not So Little Women” and they’re all BBWs
>>34174847Yes but to be fair I had no idea that I was supposed to fuck her right then and there. Only with the power of hindsight do I now realize that she was literally throwing herself at me. I thought we were just kissing and getting handsy.
>>34174847I wanted to a couple times, but as a man you take what you can get and then just take a really hot shower after and play some video games to forget.
>>34174844P32. nice and light. In most instances you can avoid a bad situation. Another tip… crazy doesn’t mess with crazy. If you see a crazy person, act crazier. They aren’t gonna mess with you.
>>34174847Yes one time. I will sound like an asshole for saying this, but she was extremely unattractive.
>>34174843afaik canadian self defense laws are dog shit
I should probably text her and try to get back together this week, wouldn't want her to think it's because I'd be alone for valentines day
>>34174848why do you do those things... yeah that does sound kinda par for the course kekdesu I think I'm just bipolar, I never play games with anyone
>>34174854I fucked a gross bitch twice because I didn't see her completely in the nighttime in my car and just wanted to confirm she was unattractive with one mroe fuck. she literally turned the lights off before we fucked but I knew I didn't want to see that again. Haven't spoken to her since. it's called the double tap
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend surprise you but stuffing poison sumac in your bedsheets
>>34174847Numerous times because I'm AVPD. The idea of actually having sex makes me feel uneasy.
>>34174853id like to get something small but im short on cash and all i have is the massive horse pistol i inherited, a springfield 1911 .45they say youre most likely to get robbed at home so i just keep it on my nightstand but i want something i can actually carry (in the summer anyway)
>>34174859Holy fuck what's happening to my typing
>>34174854>>34174858You guys are normalfags are sad.
>>34174690Not really no. I think fondly of them, but I don't really miss them. If I imagine my future spouse, I imagine an image of the last one only really cause she was the most recent, so it's more a placeholder image. No, no dreams
>>34174850lmao, sounds like a porno nglcould be a funny play though>>34174847idk exactly what you mean by this but I guess when I pushed myself to be more socially outgoing I got into a few situations where I maybe could've had sexo but I've just never been one to rush into things. I slept over with quite a few girls but just cuddling and stuff is nice so yeah. still a turbovirgin lol (besides eating out my ex)
>>34174847Mive never been in a situation like that. how does that even happen to normalfags? ive never been on a date, to a bar or a party so idk
Dating bpdemons is the highest pleasure afforded to moids its literally just a skill issue. Keep us happy and its heaven.
>>34174692>edma mode voiceNO CAPES
>>34174690Yes and yes. Took me a few months to stop masturbating to her. The girl i left her for completely left my mind, she was that good.
euro foidsI'm willing to be your state-assigned Personal American.
>>34174847Yes some older bartender lady wanted to fuck me but I was so piss drunk and was about to vomit that I turned her down and she looked irritated that I wasn't giving her the same energy I was giving her earlier in the night.Her ass was huge which made me regret it hard
>>34174863I wish I was a wizard desu
>>34174875getting laid a few times in high school and never again would unironically be preferable to perma khhv status IMO
>>34174869>keep us happythe definition of happy changes every 5 minutes for you and I refuse to give up my being for a literal subhuman. Kys cunt
Has a woman ever asked you to choke her during sex?
>>34174868nta, I'm not a normie but I've never been able to afford to live alone, and at times I was living with extroverted normie roommates, so I got dragged to things. I've also always been into dance music so for a period I was partying often. So I met some gals and sometimes they wanted to go back to theirs etc. That hasn't happened in years though. I only incidentally met my ex because my roommates dragged me to a bar one day last summer. Honestly you're not really missing out on anything lol unless you're into that stuff>>34174872The euros are sleeping unless they're already getting ready for work>>34174875Why lol? Gonna be a wizard in a couple years myself...
>>34174847Yes, but it was for a good reason that I won't go into. Makes me hate my life though
>>34174880idk never had sex
>>34174880Yeah, it was hot as fuck
>>34174868>ive never been in a situation like that. how does that even happen to normalfags?What do you mean how does that happen? When you get a chick really sprung for you she will literally spread her pussy for you and get in a fuckready position.
>>34174878hahaha cope and seethe cuck>>34174871ew cheaters should die painfully
>>34174885Fakecel outted himself
>>34174886ive never had a chick "sprung for me" whatever that means
>>34174861Not a bad pistol by any means just slightly heavy. I recommend the p32 for low effort carry. About the lightest you can get. Also check out the lcp/lcp max or s&w shield. Both also good and sales can be bad.
>>34174869>Keep us happy and its heaven.it's more fun to keep you on your toes
>>34174781m, im not into femdom, but this is hot af
>>34174888?????
>guy asking me why he can't get a gf when he unironically uses "goyslop" and "goyfactory" in public>also when my other friend asked him if he reads /pol/ and got the terms there, he said no and that he got them elsewhereWhere do these people come from and how do we fix them?
>>34174847Sort of. She was a hotwife, and that's too degenerate for me.
>>34174880yes many women do this nowadays. if they have to ask they get the ick. i just default choke/spit/slap nowadays. honestly miss just making love.
>>34174847A milf tried to hook up with me on a outgoing bus from a hospital but I passed cuz my dad has died
Dear manic pixie dream girls,Please
>>34174859>sumacDeez nuts on yo chin
>>34174895>Where do these people come fromTwitter, probably.
>>34174887I would cheat on you constantly
>>34174881>im not a normie i just had a group of close acquaintances that i would party and dance with all the time and go to the club/bar and meet women and go to their place and get laidyou are such a goddamn normie, unironically kill yourself you out of touch faggot
>>34174900die
Think I'm too demisexual for you people
>>34174887women want to and deserve to be cheated on. this is something I've realized from 10+ years of dating.
>>34174907demisexual is the most retarded sexual orientation
Women, sorry Im not a werewolf/vampire
>>34174869I tried, but she troomed out.
>>34174894Fakecel had sex
>>34174905Eventually
>>34174895You can't fix autism I'm afraid
>>34174896lol RIPthis actually happened to be recently lol, she was hot but I'm not gonna sleep with some dude's wife...>>34174904we weren't really close and I've never been laid dude, I'm almost a wizardI can barely function in day to day life lol
>>34174913why are you calling me a -cel in the first place
>>34174914zoe
I am 29 years old, and last week I noticed for the first time that my second toes are very slightly longer than my big toes. I've been very upset about it. Girls, is this a big problem for you?
>>34174901Took me 6 should I shoot myself
Women, I'm not a vampire but I feel like one.
>>34174911It's okay. The only reason women read that stuff is because we imagine ourselves as the dangerous monster because we've been impressed throughout history...
>>34174919Zoey 101?
>>34174918Looks like BV just trying to play detective and woefully mis-IDing anons as usual kek
zoomer girls grew up watching Cody Lane's Blue Room
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
I still can't believe that Stephen Kings editor just let him write that 8 page preteen orgy and didn't say anything about it.
>>34174926Bacterial Vaginosis?I wanted to kill myself because I smelled fish in my nose for a week. So glad I left her
life sucks i hope i dont wake up tommorowdont give a fuck what anybody finds
State gender, would you fuck another person's husband/wife if both were okay with it?
>>34174928More scenes like this?
Hey sexy mama. I got the milkmoney for your big boobies. You milk me longstyle?
>>34174935No
>>34174935Yeah that would be cash
>>34174935If they're both okay with it yeah, m
>>34174927I've never had a bj either lol>dont know what id trade to have what you haveif you want to have -£1500 in your bank account, zero prospects and terrible mental health then be my guest lolgonna actually dip now but talk in a few hrs>>34174925>Zoey 101I had the DS game lol>>34174933hope you don't die dood>>34174935not if the other was watching
>>34174930He's a pedophile
>go on a date>all she wants to do is to mess with my hair and braid itHumiliation ritual
Women if your husband suddenly devoted himself to Allah and started listening to Sunni jihadist podcasts on speaker in public what would you do
>>34174944that sounds cute though lolhow long is your hair
>>34174935FNo, I don't want to get caught up in someone else's relationship issues
>>34174935M, no.
>>34174939I thought that was your thing
>>34174935Yeah, I don't give a shit.
femanon, youre too loving, too good looking, too kind, and make me feel too safe and comfortable. im sorry but it wont work out, we should break up.
>>34174944My hair is long enough to get in my face but not long enough to tie or braid back. Fuck my life.
I hit the Jamaican spot, at the bar, take a seatI ordered the jerk, she said you are what you eat
Women, would you be okay with your bf/husband having a porn collection or account?
WOmen why is it so easy to lose your love?
>>34174950No, married people are toxic af. I hate them.
State gender You a real nigga?
>>34174960Bacterial Vaginosis is toxic too
>>34174961MI play my cards right
>>34174961im the realest nigga i know
>>34174956No.
>>34174910Why?Cause it's not "real"? You got me there.Or you just hate the idea of only being attracted after deep emotional connection?
Its crazy how men have sex and their asshole might as well not exist but women will have their ass cheeks spead and their asshole will be examined and judged even if they're having just vanilla straight sex. How do women deal with that?
>>34174957Because men are unfaithful.
>>34174966>you just hate the idea of only being attracted after deep emotional connection?That doesn't need its own sexual orientation retard, thats just being a normie and desperately wanting a quirky label
>>34174945>Women if your husband suddenly devoted himself to Allah and started listening to Sunni jihadist podcasts on speaker in public what would you doI don't have a husband. Hypothetically I'd suggest him to go to church instead.
>>34174968Imagine she squeezes out a little bit of poopy while looking at her sexhole and bunghole
>>34174968Try not to think about it
Women, would you date a man who's afraid of fireworks
>>34174946Enough to tempt girls to braid it, not long enough to be braided
>>34174945Divorce because I’m Jewish and got no time for this shit.
@jhTheres a bwc thread on gif right now!
>>34174944Are you gay or something? You should've used it as an opportunity to touch her back, like on her other hand or her leg or something
>>34174971I agreeBut idk the attitude towards casual sex is foreign to meWhy the hell would I want sex with someone I didn't love?
>>34174973Hasnt happened so far
>>34174983Thats just called being a prude, you don't need to invent and adopt a brand new word for it just because you don't like casual sex
>>34174983because sex itself feels good regardless of who you do it withyou masturbate to people you dont love i assumesex is no different
>>34174975No. I like celebrating 4th of july with explosions.
Stranger women are nice to me but would never ever ever date meAny advice
>>34174978God must hate you lmao
One time I thought this really hot bartender was flirting with me but then I saw that she flirts with everybody which is understandable honestly but I had already planned our whole life together.
>>34174945Book him an appointment with a psychologist
>>34174993RIP, sounds cute tho, bartenders do be flirtin tho I only flirt with the milfs personally. I fucking hate my job besides that
>>34174976It's not just that. I fucking hate unicorn hunters absolutely.
Sometimes I wonder if she left me because I could only cum when I turned her for doggystyle. I wanted nothing more than for her to tell me she loved me during missionary. When she didn't I would turn her over and just slam the fuck out of her in anger to the point I was sore. IDK if its bc im older but I can do like hundreds of thrusts and not feel like cumming. If I was patient enough I could have night-long fuck sessions. I could let myself lose my hardness I guess and just eat her out for a while? Maybe I should take my time fucking. Iw ant to kiss and lick her whole body so bad, just for a whole night please I miss you so much tres cher
>>34174998You can predict a failed marriage just by looking at their photos together
>>34174998i may be a redeemingly hot gaslighter but at least im loyalt. F
>>34174998I really wish I told my ex about the girls I'd meet while she was away. She'd probably still be with me now.
>>34174980Impossible when someone is behind you wtf
>>34174968>Its crazy how men have sex and their asshole might as well not existI wish women were more into pegging, honestly.
>>34174998This image killed me lmao
>>34174997Seems like a good strat
>>34174968>and their asshole might as well not existI'm a groper. And if he's drunk then I'm touching it.
>>34174986NTA.>prudeMost women still think that way.
What motivates you to go out and interact with others? I’m trying to figure out why I’m like this. I could have gotten a relationship by now if I really wanted one.
>>34174727yes, ignore that other retard
>>34175013LolStrat for whatI'm a turbovirgin but it just helps the shifts go by quicker. And occasionally they give me tips
I had an argument with my gf and called her a faggot, now she won't talk to me or answer my calls. What do I do.
>>34175002Korra or stardew?
I'm probably a 4 and at my best might be a 6 one day. Is it over?
>>34175021Nta but I don't even know what you look like How am I supposed to bust a nut to a formless apparition
>>34175020>What motivates you to go out and interact with othersVery littleI only interact with others at work or when I'm being polite with my roommatesProbs why I'm almost a wizardIn a perfect world, there'd be nobody else on the planetAnyway sorry idk why you're like this
>>34175026So you're basically average? No, it's not over.
>>34175026Male or female
>>34174696>think of me as your burst your next loadNta but that's pretty hot desuI'm with other anon, at least describe yourself or give us some inspo
>>34175020Very little. Usually interacting with others is a consequence of doing the thing I actually wanted to do.
>>34175030Male
>>34175025Not me, sir.
>>34175028Yeah… same. My coworkers are all in their 50’s. I can joke around and stuff but there’s no real avenues to meet people there. Like a functional shut-in, but I know I have to go out and meet people. It’s just exhausting. I’m going to be turning 32 this year. On paper I’ve got a lot going for me but I just never got the dating thing or at least didn’t prioritize it like I should have.
>>34175033I'm sorry
>>34175037It's ok
>>34175036Date their daughters
>>34175023You’re supposed to give them the tip. Get it? Because the tip give them heheh
>>34175027>>34175031white European australian, brown hair, medium boobs with small nipples, thicc legs (from working out), Im wearing black Adidas dolphin shorts and a dark grey tshirt and my hair is in a pony tail
>>34175041Haha nice one *kills you for your organs*
>>34175032I relate to this. My hobbies are pretty much solo, so I think I need to find a new one. Maybe a class?
>>34175042Aight lads let's get to work
tranny alert
>>34175043May they serve you well :)
>>34175040They don’t have any or I’d otherwise consider it. There may be some opportunity in the department, but my division is pretty unique and isolated from them. I’m actually considering leaving on account of this and some other things.
>>34175044I've kind of just embraced it at this point. If I took a class I'd do everything I could not to talk to anybody.
>>34175021oh ok! I'll think about you, this is going to be a huge load btw>>34175042>medium boobsyep this will help
what's up with women using the word whimsy now?
could any woman ever want a boyfailure bf if he's kind of cute and whose only skill is drawing?
>>34174692of course its a white woman wearing a hijab killing a white man
>>34175042>australianOof, sorry.
>>34174692only if the girlbosses are nearly naked, sweaty, amazonian muscle mommies who swing big swords or axes around
>>34175057post drawings
Do women even like abs anymore or am I hungry for nothing?
>>34174992Well, one might argue that’s why he made us the Chosen People.
>>34174979I bet it's all disgusting creampies.
>>34175057Only really ugly rich women can afford a boyfailure. Monetize your art.
>>34175062You're hungry for nothing if you're over 30.
>>34175067I'm 22
>>34175068You have roughly 3 more years of ab desireability, then it declines.
>>34175042Fuck off, we’re full.
>>34175068Your twink days are over femboy
>>34174935MI actually had a friend of mine ask me to fuck his wife and I declined and it made me really uncomfortable around the two of them and I still don't like being around the two of them without anyone else there.
>>34175070AI generated ahh image
>>34175062They do. Eat vegetables.
>>34175078My belly is chubby because I eat too many vegetables.
>>34175077You’ve never been on a party boat suck more cock faggot GAWK GAWK GAWK
I've had 4 people come out as either gay or bisexual to me, like they told me first. What does this mean?
>>34175084they want you top top them
>>34175084you're easy to talk to, people trust you, and they're comfortable telling you things they wouldn't tell other people
Coffee loaf is really good and elevates home bread making just enough to make it worth the little bit of your time.Just had a slice of that with whole milk yogurt and raspberries and a thick slice of good cheese. And not a single monster-chugging foid around to turn her nose up at the food.
>>34175084Means you're gay/bi
gay guys tell me im handsome, beautiful gf's I've had call me handsome, but I dont believe it myself because women dont come up to me and throw themselves at me like in the movies/social mediaAlso I have tall/handsome friends who I see girls EYEing and I never see them look at me. Well, I have had girls look at me a lot but they're ugly
>>34175084You seem like you're a stranger thing.
>>34175081Funions aren't a vegetable.
>>34175085>>34175092>>34175094I'm a straight man>>34175086Maybe, I don't think so
>>34175084Same except with lesbians (I'm a guy). I have no idea what it is.
>>34175099You've got a male sleep paralysis demon.
>>34175100I've had a lesbian come out to me too>>34175101I get great sleep
>>34175087>whole milk yogurt thats not a thing, thats just normal yoghurt
>>34175099>straight man
>>34175064Didnt spot any
>>34175104You put your shoes on in>sock>shoe>sock>shoeOrder
How are women so beautiful? Why are women so amazing and wonderful?
>>34175106I'm not gonna try and make you believe me>>34175109hell no, who does that?
>>34175108Maybe I'll check it out, then.
Wait, there are actual women in this thread? Women are reading the things I post? Oh man. I’m so nervous I could puke and poop simultaneously.
>>34175115Werent you supposed to have mad amount of sex with your guy this weekend
How long do I need to date this bitch until she wants to make it official god damn
>>34174692no. it has nothing to do with girlboss or w/e either. I like action but it has to be quality.
>>34175111Ok. I'm out of things to guess. Your subconscious isn't gay and you're not a psychopath. How big is your penis and feet.
>>34175099They want to suck your dick and they want you to fuck their buttholes. Don't you'll get aids and worms
>>34175117Why do you think I'm awake at 1 in the morning? Just got home a little while ago and I'm still in sex brain mode.
>meet girl>Start talking on ig>She seems open to meeting up>Actually do meet up and she initiated>Then she loses interest seeminglyThis dating game thing might not be for me or she finally saw me up close irl and puked a little internally
>>34175119If she wanted people to know she's with you, she would have announced it long ago.
>>34175124Isnt it too raw to rub one out then
>>341751226 and a half inches and size 10>>34175123Not interested
>>34175105low-fat yogurt is so prevalent that I was saying whole fat yogurt for clarity and just mistyped
I actually have a really really big penis. It’s overrated. Because it doesn’t actually help me get pussy. By the time my dick is a part of the equation, I’m already in there, so it doesn’t matter anymore.
>>34175125women are just egotistical bitches. this is their normal behavior, that's why you had to adapt and fuck them as quickly as possible. They'll never settle and in a week's time she'll think she's got a chance with some 7' doctor chad who's really a short indian and forget about you
>>34175128The twenty minute drive back home was enough of a break, I should be fine.
I have a decently big penis and im also tall so it looks small on my frame.So when im in Grey sweatpants only my cocks head dickprints and girls assume im a dicklet
>>34175129Alright, decently developed and pubertied. So, what kind of media are your favorites? Dnd hobby? 40k?
>>34175119She's probably wrapping things up with other guys before she's ready to commit. It probably won't be much longer.
>>34175134You are crazy Need someone with that power level
>>34175137I like dnd and lifting. I dm for a campaign. I also like guns
>>34175125Initiated sex?
>>34175130>for clarity>mistypedwhich one is it?
>>34175140I'm not crazy enough to comfortably navigate modern /gif/, though.>AI porn>wrekt>literal CUM CLEANUPFucking kill me.
Why is everyone talking about their penises?
>>34175146I was asked
>>34175135the copes dicklets come up with are fascinating
>>34175141>I DMYep, there it is.
>>34175150What does this mean?
>>34175144both
>>34175145>>>/gif/30112712I got you
>>34175153That guy has herpes
>>34175142That was out first hangout and it was very casual in non romantic settingMaybe that was the problem afterall
>>34175153I'm not stupid enough to EVER take /gif/ links here again.
>>34175152those two are mutually exclusive never mind, you're way too pretentious and dumb for me to want to talk to you
>>34175129Ask them why they opened up to you?
>>34175146I just like talking about my big wiener :D
>>34175151There's a strong overlap between the LGBTQ+ community and D&D players, leading to many DMs being queer or strong allies who actively create inclusive spaces and characters, fostering a welcoming environment for diverse identities through roleplaying freedom and published content that includes LGBTQ+ characters.
>>34175146Wait, there are other things to talk about?
>>34175157Alright then YOU suggest something, since im also kind of bricked up rn
>>34175161IDK, I'm a Christian and am against a lot of that stuff but I try to be accepting of them as people in spite of it
>>34175157You know you can just tap the post number to see a preview of where the link goes, right? It's just some girl giving a blowjob.
>>34175158I'm specifying what kind of yogurt it is but in haste I type whole milk instead of whole fat.
Well my penis is very suckable if anyone cares.
>>34175164Then I can't diagnose your problem. Come back in 5 years if you troon out to tell the tale.
How do you cope with being aan who was raped by women?
>>34175170I'm very happy being a man, it's very nice
>>34175165NTA but that's a 4chan X thing.
I will make you pregnant as many times as you want.
>>34175146I indirectly posted mine :3
My underwear is starting smell. It's a mix of sweat + piss droplets + precum. What should I do? Turn them inside out?
>>34175163I'm tired and mildly dehydrated, I'm definitely going to pass out the moment I get on my bed. I'm in limbo by still posting here from my couch and not taking my shoes off for like half an hour. I can't suggest shit.>>34175165Is there cum in the gif? Because I bet there is and it was a trap to upset me.
>>34175146Yeah, less talking, more posting
>>34175173The mtfs all say that before the mental illness.
>>34175174NTA. It's not. Just did it.
>>34175179Put them on the top of the pile and pull new underwear from the bottom
>>34175183Odd. When I click on it without X enabled, it just takes me straight to the thread, not a preview.
>>34175182We'll see but I highly doubt it
>>34175181I can crosspost mine if you want.
>>34175180No but just a throbbing cock in girls mouth Might also be a trigger for you
>>34175180>Is there cum in the gif?Maybe a bit at the end? It could be spit but I think he finishes in her mouth and she swallows most of it.
GenderWhat's your favorite midnight snacks?I made Biscoff butter protein ice cream.
>>34175190If it's a magic trick where the cum disappears, then I don't mind it. Especially since it's just a video and I won't have to smell it in the air.
>>34175179Start wiping your piss rather than letting your underwear soak it up.
>>34175192with whole milk?
>>34175191I'm not clicking it, even if I'm very curious by now.
>>34175192MThese with some milk are delightful
>>34175192Microwave quesadillas.
>>34175194I taught you the magic trick.Long time ago
>>34175192just a couple pieces of dried jerky
>>34175203is there undried jerky?
if size doesnt matterwhy are all of your dildos +30 inch monsters?
>>34175207>if size doesnt matter>why are all of your dildos +30 inch monsters?I don't use dildos or any toys. it fucks up the nerve endings and makes men have to use toys to pleasure their gfs/and or wives; waste more money.
>>34175207I don't have any dildos, but size does matter.
>>34175207They're not inserting the full length of the dildo, genius. The extra length is for gripping onto, since it's not gonna thrust itself.
>>34175206>is there undried jerky?ya there is rehydrated jerky
>>34175214I'm omw to rehydrate your mom
>>34175210>it fucks up the nerve endingsfake
>>34175207First of all, they're not all that big, second of all learn what USABLE LENGTH means. If you were a dildo, you'd have to factor in the size of your dick PLUS the depth of the base of your dick.
>>34175207They have to hold onto something bruv.Best selling dildo on Amazon is 6.5" too
>>34175201Ok Houdini.
Girls, I'm so close to my goal of 225lbs bench for 5 reps. Once I get that and get the rest of my powerlifting total over 1000 do you think I'll finally be able to make one of you like me?
I literally see no problem with women having and using large dildos. It's not a problem for me it's not a problem for anybody.
>>34175218Imagine being born through the same hole she shoved dog dick dildos into. Desecrated before your first breath.
>>34175221mental illness posting
Why do some dildos have a smaller head? Do girls stick that up their ass or something???
>>34175223Immaculate conception anti-sex christian thinking, jesus can only be special if there was absolutely no sex happening in the hole he came out of. fucking lol
>>34175223You're weird for thinking about your mom using dildos.
>>34175221Maybe if that total is in kilos mateT. 315 bench for 6 reps and 33 kissless virgin>>34175220Discovered it by accident on myself
>>34175219yeah 6.5 in girth
I've thought about getting height surgery but the cost, potential for crippling, and the disproportionate arms are stopping me. I'd probably give 20 years of my life to be 7 inches taller
>>34175227There's a difference between having sex and knotting yourself.
>>34175231Why, so you can hit your head on doorways and chandeliers?
>>34175235No, so I'm not viewed as sub human by society
>>34175217Not fake
i want to look at the instagram story of an ex's friend I've never met. should I?
>>34175233it all goes the same places metaphysically. your obsession with the dimensions is telling.
>>34175236Are we doing a Hunchback of Notre Dame roleplay here? If so I really hope it's not the book version.
I can shrug off broken bones at a collegiate level and publish physics papers, but skill, intelligence, and bravery won't unrape me. How do I not freak out?
>>34175240Ok dogfucker.
>>34175241It's probably better for you to be a 6'2 crack addict than a 5'7 normal guy if you're young nowadays
>>34175229>315x6you went to far!
>>34175227yeah turns out "even for the purpose of procreation" isn't pure enough, yet they'll deny being anti-sex
>>34175243bestiality is very wrong why does your mind even go there.
>>34175245405 is my lifetime goal.Besides the girl i was hanging out with last time found it impressive that i was rowing with one arm a dumbbel that weighed as much as her bodyweight
No, how do you actually deal with things you can't overcome with willpower, strength, or endurance?
>>34175247Because JH has a whole bunch of dog dick dildos.
>>34175196>with whole milk?HEB Fairlife
>>34175250It's just a dildo with a shape.
>>34175252Sure.
Fun factJH would have a hysterical fit if you tried to cum on her faceBut if you pumped her up full of baby batter she would be quite content.As long as she doesnt see it.Duality of a woman.
>>34175250How about all the solid cylindrical dildos that exist? That's the not a human shape either. It's almost like toys are made to be all different shapes to feel different.
>>34175207They're not. I have a 6"
>>34175249Throw money at it or shoot it.
>>34175254>implying the smell of it wouldn't still be in the air and that the sensation of cum in a pussy is imperceptibleDon't be dumb.
>>34175257I'm poor. Can I I punch it?
>>34175230I'm 7" in girth if women weren't doing at least 6.5" I'd be sad.
>>34175260Sure.
>>34175259The smell would be less than the one of sweaty bodies on top of eachother
>>34175227>Immaculate conception anti-sex christian thinkingAnon, you're confusing immaculate conception with the virgin birth.
>>34175265It cuts through most other smells, if you ask me.
>>34175265Fresh sweat is supposed to be odorless you gross fuck.
>>34175230It's length. I just looked it up.
>>34175262In that case, I can be as brave and courageous as you want. I'll run out into the plains and take Comanche scalps with my bare hands if I have to. Will I be a remembered brave champion if I do?
>>34175266who cares
>>34175271I suppose that depends on how people remembering you feel about the Comanche.
>>34175272Lol.
>>34175249Curl up in a ball and scream until you calm down enough to have a snack
>>34175189Please do.
>>34175274Ask their neighbors how they feel about them.
>>34175189Careful anon, I got in trouble for that once.
>>34175279I'd have to know their neighbors in order to do that.
>>34175250>Because JH has a whole bunch of dog dick dildos.What's wrong with that?
>>34175266>>34175272>>34175246I heard about a black metal band that went to seminary so they could blaspheme more accurately.
>>34175278Too late, already busted and don't feel like being a degen anymore.
>>34175283Whats with all the dogfuckers coming out of the woodwork to defend other dogfuckers?
>>34175287Euro hours.
>>34175287JH also projects her bestiality on others
>>34175287Dildos aren't dogs anon.
>>34175291Shut up monsterfucker.
>>34175292No.
>>34175287Most people can distinguish between animals and retarded sex toys.
>>34175289Bruh it's 12:30 pm in New Delhi and 3:00pm in Beijing, I don't think the Euros are on the hook for this.
You ever go on a date with your man and can't help but notice all the other guys at the venue mogging the fuck out of him and feel like shit?
>>34175300I do this but towards my girlfriend who gets constantly tit and ass mogged by random women
>>34173138Question for both guys and girlsIf someone asks if you have seen the movie Drive and then says you remind you of that. All "aura" what does that mean? Are they fuckign with/ insulting you
>>34175301Is she getting size mogged or shape mogged
>>34175303Size mogged by 90% of women, shaped mogged by half of them
>>34175302I would assume they were calling me autistic.
>>34175302Who is this "someone" that has told you you remind them of Ryan Gosling from Drive.
>>34175298They eat dogs, not fuck them.
>>34175300No, he's the one mogging everyone else. It has never happened that we were somewhere and I found another man more attractive than him.
>>34175304Gotta monkey branch to a woman with better assets
I'll do basically whatever a group of women wants. Too bad they want to sacrifice me unless I submit to being a pleasure tool.
>>34175308Tall?
>>34175310stop jerking off
>>34175308I'm jealous. Mine used to be cuter and more masculine but he got really dumpy and scraggly
>>34175313Among other things, yes.>>34175315Why? What happened to him?
>>34175316He grew old
>>34175316After he moved in with me he completely stopped working out and gained 40lbs it was a huge bait and switch
>>34175318Tell him you'll divorce if he doesn't get in shape
>>34175318That's unfortunate. Did you stress him out or cook too many yummy things?
>>34175318Thats probably your fault. Women go out of their way to make their moids unattractive after they lock him down.
>>34175314Had my mother and sister given me approval before adulthood and not treated me like a defective weirdo, I wouldn't be this problem for you.
>>34175325Have you tried not being s defective weirdo?
>>34175302I'd assume they're calling me autistic and depressed.>>34175300No, he's hot.
>>34175321Both I made him get a new job and move to a new city also I like to cook and he eats 2-4 servings minimum every time. In my heart I think men won't improve if they have a steady supply of sex which sucks for me. I hate games
>>34175326My whole life. I was actually pretty successful
Do most men in their 30s still play games?
>>34175328Oh, it's you, the selfish twat that made him leave behind all his friends and now you're moaning about how he's miserable and gained a few pounds because eating is the only joy he has left in his life.
>>34175331So I should start ruining the food?
>>34175329What you do for work doesn't make you less of an autistic creep.
>>34175328NTA but men are like dogs - just tell him what you'd like him to do, reward him if he does it and he'll keep doing it. Cook less food (or freeze leftovers immediately after you're done cooking). Tell him to join a gym class or a sports team to make friends since he just moved to a new place. If he does it, be happy and suck his dick.
>>34175334You should start letting him go back home and find a man in your city.
Women with depraved fetishes - how do I meet you in real life?
>>34175308Does your gf mog, too?
>>34175340I'm not the dogfucker.
>>34175341Apologies.
>>34175330Like videogames, or do you mean relationship games?
>>34175344Video games
>>34175348The ones who enjoy them and have time to play them do.
>>34175353Be honest. A lot of men who do not have time to play videogames still play them far too much.
>>34175330The ones who enjoy them and have time to play, yeah. It's not uncommon now. My husband plays sometimes, like 4-5 hours a week. I play more than him.
>>34175359Fr. My bf has to leave for work at 5:30am and is currently building a lighthouse in minecraft. I mean like an actual career job too he's fucking insane
The decline of men approaching women functions like a political shock even when nobody frames it that way.It reshapes family formation. Fewer approaches mean fewer relationships, later marriages, lower birth rates, and accelerating demographic decline. That feeds directly into labor shortages, pension stress, immigration politics, and generational conflict. Governments can pass incentives but they cannot legislate attraction or courage.Second, it polarizes gender politics. Many women interpret non-approach as disinterest or resentment while many men experience it as rational risk avoidance shaped by social sanction, economic precarity, and fear of misreading norms. Each side builds narratives about the other and political movements harvest those grievances.Third, it weakens informal social trust. Approaching a stranger used to be a low-level civic act that trained people to tolerate rejection, ambiguity, and difference. When that disappears, people retreat into apps, algorithms, and identity-filtered spaces which harden group boundaries and reduce empathy.Fourth, it shifts power to platforms and institutions. Dating apps, HR departments, and legal frameworks mediate intimacy that used to be negotiated face to face. That concentrates cultural authority in systems optimized for liability management and profit, not human bonding.Finally, it produces downstream radicalization. Large populations of unattached men historically correlate with instability, withdrawal, or extremist politics. Most do not become violent but many disengage from civic life, work, and optimism itself which is politically corrosive.
>>34175359Fair enough. I don't really associate with those guys so they didn't occur to me.
I think I fell in love with Sara Safarigirls who wear cargo pants are angelsand she's persian too
>>34175330Yeah, if my bf doesn't have plans after work he'll play some to unwind.
I don't. I'm aware it's an ick.
>>34175371Meant for >>34175330
>>34175330I do sometimes. but not very often. once in a while a new game will come out that I'm interested in, and there's like an 80% chance I won't play it more than 1 session and the other 20% I will play through the campaign once and then never touch it again. I don't play any persistent online stuff that I'm expected to just play several hours a week for the rest of my life.This month so far I've played 5 hours of that new digimon game and that's all in the past 3 weeks.
>>34175330im not 30 yet but im sure I'll still turn on my flight sim when I get therenot like I'll have a family
>>34175380Fly high, SkyKing.
>>34175383Maybe people should have taken it more seriously when society devolved into people stealing airplanes just to swoop around a bit to have fun once in their life before dying.
could really go for a joint right now...
>>34175387like an elbow?
>>34175390Yes. Right in the temple.
Girls what's your favorite warhammer 40k faction and why?If you hate all of them then which is your least favorite?
>>34175391imma tell my mom
>>34175397Is she going to elbow me in the face?
>>34175395I don't even know what a warhammer 40k faction is.
>>34175383oh man, dont remind methat guy lived for those couple of hours
>>34175399no, knee you
>>34175402Is that safe for her? Unless she was a teen mom she's probably around 50. Doesn't menopause make bones brittle?
when is it appropriate to do the knee lift thing
>>34175412what the fuck are you talking about
>>34175410not as brittle as your teeth mr calcium deficiency
When did the music die?
M answerhow would you feel about being with a partner where the furthest sexual thing you two get up to is them looking & touching your mostly form (stripped down to underwear only) however no physical contact is allowed for you to them,and by touching i mean things like fondling, no direct contact with either genitalia. also the partner would be more clothed than you.
>>34175440I would need hope for more someday.
>>34175440mostly naked* >>34175441not likely
>>34175440Physical touch is an essential part of a loving relationship.
>>34175440Religious, molested, or both?
>>34175417the girls know
I MISS HER SO FUCKING BAD
>>34175443that an opinion not a fact>>34175444neither
Why do so many white and black women talk shit about asian girls? Whats their thought process?
>>34175036Well at at least you've got stuff down on paper so all you have to do is meet more people>>34175042Lol paralegal anon how's it going, how was your time off
>>34175093>gay guys tell me im handsome, beautiful gf's I've had call me handsome, but I dont believe it myselfI'm struggling to sympathise nglGo to therapy or something though >>34175110Some of them are shit>>34175119Have you popped the question
>>34175448stop making shit up passportbro
>>34175440dicklets be like:
>>34175455just admit you're jealous of them, Laqueesha
>>34175459>the cucked bbc consumer is projecting again
>>34175179>What should I doLaundry and shower nigga >>34175192That sounds delishI had some biltong and aero choc>>34175222Most reasonable post itt>>34175242Honestly this is one reason why women should carry pistols>>34175260Infinite money glitch
>>34175330From what I've seen from old friends at least, the ones with careers and kids play a lot less now, the ones like myself who never grew up still play a lot
>>34175460Asian girls are more youthful, educated and good looking. Seethe harder
Just had some radioactive steak that’s been sitting in my fridge. I bought it half off like a week and a half ago and had it frozen since, I think I defrosted it last Friday and then forgot about it…Anyway, washing it down with tea and some snacks.
>>34175464all the married men with kids that make good money that I know still play vidya, it's about balance
>>34175466good luck
>>34175439The music lives on Been making beats all morning >>34175440Sounds kinda lame>>34175446https://youtu.be/s1tAYmMjLdY?si=NV8fo_gZxHsO0R1r>>34175466>Just had some radioactive steakMaybe you'll get powersThose pancakes look nice tho
>>34175467>about balanceTrue, I mean that these guys play like 6 hours a week though, not 6 hours a day lolWhen I was in college and when I was dating I just stopped playing vidya entirely so I get it. But maybe that's my ADHD, I'm either 0 or 100 with everything
>>34175386Nta but eh, the guy obviously had mental health issues and worked at an airport He's basically regarded as a national hero here in the UK lol
>>34175469>Sounds kinda lamehow come? the guy is the one being lusted over instead of the typical female in the relationship
>>34175448In my experience they talk shit about black and white men. But I’m Asian maybe they are only being nice lol
>>34175302FI say I haven’t seen it and make them explain why
Men are such retarded pigs. They’re just pathetic little oinkers who start squealing when they see a woman’s breast.
terrible monday to be a brunetteoh wait, thats everyday
>>34175467Men should give them up for women
>>34175475Bc you'd want to have sexo with them at some point presumably unless you're asexual Also being lusted over is boring, submission is more fun >>34175483Not true, only when I see both
>>34175483Wee wee
>>34175488MI like being listed over
>>34175485She's got a pretty face.
>tinder>go to ''wants children'' section>all +30 women, most are fat
>>34175221If a guy can lift me I’ll be happy
>>34175491>listed overSame but in a schindler's list kind of way>>34175042>medium boobsI didn't realise playing elden ring made them grow :p
I wish all men were fat and all women were thin
I wish I was balding on my dick and balls, girls will never experience the pain of having to shave down there
>>34175487Based and agreedI always did at leastMy time management is not good enough lol
>>34175497I don't want to be fat>>34175493>women over 30 wanting childrenWhat were you expecting lol
>>34175493you really thought hot young girl would ruin that for themselves by having kids?
I like women with fluffy pubes
>>34175502well its my wish not urs, it doesn’t matter what u want
>>34175508Go eat a burger or something then
>>34175483>>34175489Good posts
Car sex sucks
>>34175515only if you suck
>>34175042How did AI slop do this time
>>34175515I mean I'm not a car driver or a sex haver but presumably cars aren't built with sex in mind
>>34175519Poorfag lmao
>>34173150They want that but for non-Chad only
>>34175504>the only women who want children are those who missed their opportunity and are now unwanted
>>34175520IndeedAlso just lent my friend £30 for tobacco so now I'm even poorer>>34175104>I get great sleepJelly, I got like 3 hours cause my neighbour's having construction done and the ground is shaking
>>34175525correct
>>34175449>Lol paralegal anon how's it going, how was your time offYou're such a fucking stalking creep.
>>34175518She said medium breasts, those are huge.
If women had it their way they'd be showered with Chads and have no children while sub8 men would be forced to provide for them for free and without entering their lives in any capacity.
>>34175531They are average for an anime girl
>>34175534I don't see the issue.
>>34175531Blame the gooner AI >>34175529I'm a stalking creep because I've talked to an anon before? Lol
>>34175529He said he's going to ask her out eventually, lol.
>>34175531>those are hugeok JH....
>>34175536But she's probably not an anime girl, isn't she?>>34175539Don't reply to me, weirdo.
>>34175534Sounds hot. But can i at least get made fun of occasionally?
>>34175541This lol, these are huge
>>34175534>>34175537>>34175544But there aren't enough 8+ men to go around?
>>34175550Women would rather share a man than settle
>>34175550Ok and? Just put all the chads and girls in a bunch of mansions and let the surplus males keep the world going.
so girls, when are you getting the surgery?
>>34175550>But there aren't enough 8+ men to go around?They'll share them.
>>34175550I wouldn't mind a small harem
>>34175554Looks like a sims character lol
>>34175558not alarming enough, they should hurry up
Women, how do I become an eight?
>>34175554The way the lips move, I am sure it's a filter.A crazy one however.
>>34175560How do you mean?
Women, how do I become an egirl?
>>34175561don't be fat and money, everything else is cope
>>34175566How much money? I'm not fat.
>>34175562obviously it's a filter
>>34175567depends on how short you are and how small your dick is
Women hate sub8 men more than anything.
>>34175566I'm not money, but I have money.
>>34175571Five seven, and seven inches.
>>34175575It's impossible at that height.
>>34175576What about surgery?
>>34175566Don't be introverted, either.
>>34175584thats irrelevant if you're rich enough
>>34175586If you're rich and spend it all on her until you're broke and she dumps you, agreed.
I just want women to know how important their breasts are to me. The existence of boobies is one of the main reasons I do not explode my own head with a head exploder device.
>>34175590if you're rich and you don't know how to stay rich then you deserve going broke
>>34175592The problem isn't that, it's what women who go for rich guys make them do. It's very easy to lose half a million if you get psyoped into letting her pick a 'nest' for your 'future family'
>>34175554I already have full lips(genetics), it's stupid when other women want to get lsd/full lips it makes them look weird. All they need to do is wear good lip balm and or go to a good surgeon that doesn't fuck up their lips. I've seen women with facial surgery, it looks weird asf, they probably looked better before.
>>34175591>head exploder deviceWhere can I get one of these doohickies
>>34175594if you're getting psyoped by pussy to make ruinous financial decisions, thats on you
>>34175500Always use shaving oil, shaving butter and you could always get laser hair removal down their. Just know it hurts, but at least you'll have to shave less.
>>34175598I agree that it's better to be single than lose your shit to a person who doesn't know the value of money because she's incredibly privileged.
>>34175367Yikes gross
>>34175326Have you tried not being an asshole normalfag bully?
Is it flirting/suspicious for my bf to ask for the waitress' name? I was at the table so it was right in front of me, and I paid for our meal at the end. He said it was so we could get her attention, but he hasn't asked for anyone's name like that before.
>>34175607>and I paid for our meal at the endThe things women would do for top 2 percenters.
>>34175605I don't need to, I got all the approval I needed.
>>341756071/10 bait
>>34175594>>34175598I always find it hilarious when two incels try to out-incel each other.
>>34175611To clarify he may not be, "objectively" although he's absolute perfection to me.He is 5'4" and skinny, I just like playing the breadwinner role. >>34175614This happened.
>>34175615You mean to imply that men who have frequent sex, as often as they'd like (so they effectively aren't incels), don't ever get financially ruined by women?
>>34175612Ugh
>>34175615I'm not even male
>>34175573I don't hate them at all, I mostly don't care much about men I'm not dating (beside my dad, obv).
>>34175617>This happened. sure
>>34175623NTA but you hate them when you're in the selection phase again. Then you aren't your usual self.
>>34175622>4chan damaged e-girlA fate even worse.
>>34175626No. Why would I hate a man for not being attractive to me? You guys are insane.
>>34175627are you always this stupid or is today an especially bad day for you?
>>34175628Because they express interest in you while you'd only like for attractive men to pursue.
>>34175591Boob autist?
>>34175629Nta but I would bang you and love you so hard that it'd make your brain start spinning like a jackpot machine that you'd be completely dazed for the next few seconds until it lands on a complete 180 and you'd be fixed.
>>34175631As long as they're respectful and don't annoy me I don't really care. I surely won't hate someone only for liking me lmaoHate is such a strong word, I hate so few people and certainly not over trivial stuff like this. Again, disinterest at most.
>>34175607Is she hot?
>>34175633I guess I could be described that way.
>>34175636Then you're different. But a lot of women expect everyone to simp and give them attention, though the reality is that when it comes to dating almost nobody qualifies. Guys are always tools.
>>34175629I am giving my best (read: worst) when it comes to you. wink wink
>>34175634why? there's nothing to be fixed about me and even if there was, dick wouldn't help with that
>>34175646That what you think. And it ain't just the dick lady.
>>34175643ah, so it's a chronic condition
>>34175652Don't be like that! :(
I’m gonna have to take the buzzpill. What are ye women’s thoughts on guys who are losing their hair?
I don't know what to cook for dinner today.
can the unfixable cranky female anon snark at me, too? i'll be your orbiter for like 5 minutes, that's pretty good
>>34175656Men just gotta eat what they can get
>>34175660Yeah...... but I have to cook something first.
>>34175654Nag but fuck hairstyles. I'm not balding but I go with a high and tight because I hate taking care of it and it getting in the way.
99% of female mental disorders outside of real shit like schizophrenia can be fixed with firm dickings and cuddles
>>34175668what about anorexia
>>34175669He said what he said
>>34175671will the sickly looking neet puke on my dick
>>34175625I only added it because it would make less sense to flirt if you know your gf is paying the waitress at the end. But maybe not?Anyway, does it seem flirtatious? Ignore my weird fetish.>>34175639She was very pretty. Skinny blonde while I'm a bottom heavy woman with dark features.
I saw the hottest woman inside the dollar story. So I says to her “Weheheheh waaaauugh” and “Ouugh maaaaoouughah” and I don’t stop doing it. I keep making those noises at her until somebody physically stops me.
>>34175678>dark features
>>34175654It sucks but it is what it is, happens to most men.
okay, fine, don't snark at me. i bet you're stinky, don't want a stinky femshit to snark at me anyway. stinky, snarky, snootie, typical
>>34175682What did he mean by this?
>>34175684Try not to cum right away.
>>34175668No, my hypersexuality would only worsen with apathy to the core issue plus casual cock.
>>34175683Yeah I’m coming to terms with my fate. But I don’t have great confidence at the best of times so I find it tough.
>>34175653you started it
>>34175688Why are you hypersexual?
>>34175565Not sure. I wonder if I count as an egirl.
>>34175678>Ignore my weird fetishoh god, you are the insane femcel that wants to fuck her bf in front of other women to "claim him", aren't you?
>>34175691I think that being regularly molested as a child exposed me to sexual things too early, to the point that my emotional regulation and private time had become dependent on masturbation. From there, a high value was placed on physical intimacy in relationships in general.
>>34175684god forbid a femoid gets sidetracked
>>34175688What if you became content through daily dick in 'n outs?
>>34175692Only if you post yourself on 4chan or discord servers.
>>34175694I’m sorry to hear you were molested. I was too, though only twice, but it sucks carrying that around. I started masturbating when I was really young too. It’s a weird way to grow up.
>>34175515>Car sex sucksDepends on the car and positioning
>>34175697No guy exists who would be able to regularly placate me without getting exhausted and/or bored with me always wanting sex.
>>34175693That's most likely JH. lol
>>34175542>Don't reply to me, weirdoLulz>she's probably not an anime girl, isn't sheYou never know>>34175558I'm checking into xbox live rn>>34175607I don't see the issue desu, sounds like they were just making chatDid she not have a name badge thoWhen I waited tables I had to give out review cards with my name so I just put link to my soundcloud
>>34175696sorry baby im here i bet your feet are so stinky haha
>>34175699Like images or what?>>34175700I really can't imagine how my life would've been different if I had a normal childhood. Like idk if I'd even be me. It's weird to think about.
>>34175690>>34175696>denies being an egirl>calls herself "femoid"Yup, we got ourselves a live one.
>>34175706most likely not
>>34175706Fix your radar. I'm in a throuple, I wouldn't be able to survive if I was neurotic about my bf talking to other women.
Women, could you date a mid guy if you got along really well?
>>34175709>Like images or what?Yes, obviously.
>>34175709Yes that makes sense. Certain core experiences like that have a huge impact. It tricky because I don’t want to solely identify myself as a victim. But I also can’t deny the reality of how that shaped me.
>>34175668>female mental disordersAre they different from the male ones lmao>>34175682Bro is literally me>>34175681>hey babe are you a dollar store loan, cause you've got my interest>hey babe if I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I probably wouldn't need to go to this store anymore
>>34175713Sure. I'm pretty mid myself and I neever expected my partner to be super duper hot.
>>34175716Exactly. You get it.
>>34175705It's so over.
>>34175715Well then I haven't been an egirl in a decade and a half.
>>34175722You're an e-hag now ig
ich bin schnappi der kleiner krokodil
>>34175707>I'm checking into xbox live rnGet rekt, faggot, I banged your mom.
>>34175693No I just find it hot to have financial power over my partner.Anyway! Was asking for the waitress' name flirtatious?
>>34175693>oh god, you are the insane femcel that wants to fuck her bf in front of other women to "claim him", aren't you?Wait, what's so insane about this? This seems like a perfectly reasonable kink.NTA btw
A mid guy is 6'1 and has a 6 pack and no signs of norwooding.
>>34175723I'll kill you.
>>34175724*das
>>34175724I haven't heard this song in probably over 10 years and you've just reminded me it exists. I heard it literally once in my life. What the fuck.
>>34175725>>34175729Tfw modern warfare and halo 3 came out 20 years ago...
>>34175728I guess I'm ugly then.
>>34175724>ich bin schnappi der kleiner krokodilI'll never understand the shit Germans peddle to their kids.
>>34175736We're all ugly here, that's why women hate us.but life goes on
>>34175737Why is German sort of hot?
>>34175719Yeah. I guess it’s nice to know that I’m not alone in this experience. Feels less lonely. But it would be better if so many people didn’t have to go through something like that.
>>34175737>das Hodenverstümmelung lmfao
>>34175739Because you are black
>>34175731fuck youI dont care
>>34175734We getting old bro ;_;I'm playing Little Kitty Big City rn and my cat is pouncing around the room lol
>>34175738I haven't started norwooding yet, at least. Maybe I should get on minoxodil before it's too late? I'm 32.
>>34175743you sound like you do care
>>34175740All we can do is not make the mistakes our parents made that enabled those things to come to pass.
>>34175739Tfw no angry German wife https://youtube.com/shorts/Ikxe_5Bskuo?si=sJp0MvpldakhCfDE>>34175745I'm not noorwooding only more wooding
ILL BREAK YA FOCKEN LEGSYA LIL PRICK
>>34175745Min grows hair, Fin retains hair, so you should probably get on both.
>>34175742I mean, maybe you're on to something.
>>34175744It sucks.Enjoy your time with your cat, bro. I lost mine about a year ago.
>>34175752Black women literally deserve all the racism they get in their life, lol.
If I rub min on my cock will I have a hairy d
>>34175747Yes absolutely
>>34175755you'll probably get hypotension.
>>34175753Aw dude I'm really sorry ): I hope they're eating plenty of tuna in cat heaven>>34175755Who are you trying be, sasquatch>>34175754Most sane 4chan poster
>>34175754That's rude. Fuck you.
I made this render today.This could be us, but you hate my chud gummy face.
>>34175760>Fuck you.Yeah, I bet you'd want that.
>>34175739hot women speaking german is oddly arousing
when new thread
>>34175745As soon as you stop, your head will be a disaster. Those meds are a lie and don't help you cope all that well.
>>34175762I'm getting mad now.
>>34175761They kinda look like they're floating
>>34175704Have you tried
>>34175769This, if you're balding, it's over, women will never love you
>>34175761did the lil orange one overdose on jam?
>>34175734lmfao compare that to the gamecube, 25 years ago. unironically the distance from now to gamecube is more than the NES was when the gamecube came out. yeah...
>>34175776When a woman gets close to you, one of the things she's going to do is play with your hair. Thinning is noticeable right away.
>>34175760what is this, what do i see?a JH moment for thee!
>>34175760Warning - Do Not Engagethis poster has a racial degradation fetish and is trying to bait replies to shlick to
>>34175784Don't anger the JH too much, she might cum.
>>34175782That doesn't even meter out correctly as a rhyme. Suck a dick.>>34175784I don't bait replies to schlick to, I demand them. And I can't even schlick right now, woke up way too sore.
>>34175778>unironically the distance from now to gamecube is more than the NES was when the gamecube came out. yeah...Damn.
>>34175784pretty sure the anons engaging in it are well aware and thats why they do it
>>34175786I can't respond to this without it somehow supporting your assertion.
I amGiving 0 fucks about double or even triple texting
>>34175787>JH will never hand you the script for next week's master/slave roleplay sex romp, reminding you to memorize the lines, as your face pales and stomach turns at the obscene language therein, utterly aghast
>>34175797>not doing it improv for more natural delivery and proseThis is why you're all amateurs
This is why I hate pulp.Like bruh, what you plan on doing now, huh, you think I'm going to go get a spoon for you? Nah, you going in the trash.
boysfor the last time, why do you actually think shes attractive? She once again, has no butt and boobs. What is attractive about that?https://youtube.com/shorts/lcZTV9G27Yo?si=mhkpQaE7AaibCyv_
>>34175800Bro... You're supposed to slurp it down with the juice... Not filter it out....
>>34175799the dialogue isnt hateful enough to get her there unless she writes it herself
>>34175801MehJust looks more like a porcelain doll than a human I feel nothing look at this
>>34175797If I wrote a script, it'd have stage directions at most, no dialogue.>>34175799>implying men can convincingly adlib with their boners telling them what to do
>tfw my ex foid helps me find myself AGAINthis is like the fourth fucking time she's done this over the span of a decade, what the fuck
>>34175809find yourself how?
>cryptocurrency >money is moving in the air I don't think so
>>34175812its weird but it makes me money
>>34175812If it's right there then why don't we catch it. That's free money
>>34175815you witches and your hocus pocus
>>34175818It's legalized robbery basically.
>>34175803I dare you to write a little short story version of what you're thinking. I double dog dare you.
>>34175817idk man, ask nikola about ionosphere resonance maybe
>>34175819regalized lobbery, you are going to JAIL
>>34175819NTA. Who forces you to do hocus pocus things with your fiat money in such a way that it ends up in a scammer's bank account?
>>34175809sounds like you should have kept her around
>>34175825|>
>>34175824How can he go to jail if it's legal
>>34175828ask stalin, he seems to know a lot about sending innocent people to jail
>>34175820nice try, pervertgo find something else to beat your eggs to
>>34175832Don't be so hardboiled. This could be over-easy, but you keep scrambling my plans. Play along and I'll ome-let you live.
why don't you shrimpmaxx?
Women, you look great with bangs.
>>34175835I'm not on Xanax and I don't have the money for an aquarium either.
>>34175836imma bang you
>>34175834mama warned me about horny cyber-blatinas and their games
>>34175803Please don't post such goon fuel (Karlach's back), you're gonna get me acting up.>>34175807>implying men can convincingly adlib with their boners telling them what to doYou're right, I'm expecting too much from them.>>34175835This nigga is autistic>>34175836>Women, you look great with bangs.Don't lie to me. Also, I would never do that to myself.
>>34175839Can't. I'm waiting for marriage.
>>34175841NTA. Didn't you have finger curled bangs, or was that someone else?
>>34175842on the hed, with hamer
>>34175840Idk why guys' moms always hate me.>>34175841>I'm expecting too much from themAll they need to provide is dick solid dick. The bar is low enough that any bf who actually cares will be amazing in bed.
How would you feel if your bf started balding?
>>34175811she always centers me, gives me direction. when we dated, i think we loved each other more than we loved ourselves, and when it was over i think we left each other loving ourselves. ugh, so gay>>34175826we established a rule once, inspired by a story we both like: no goodbyes. you do what you gotta do, whatever that is, and come back. hasn't said goodbye, yet
>>34175844>Didn't you have finger curled bangs, or was that someone else?No, my hair is too curly for bangs.
>>34175739Because they want to get degraded and commanded in a stern language.I've been told it makes me sound more intellectual, like a professor, when I mix it into the dirty talk.
>>34175854peter pan?
WomenIn as many words as necessary explain the difference between natural selection and sexual selection.This is a required assignment to graduate
>>34175858no, it was an online story called worm, although now i wonder if that was an intentional reference to peter pan. huh...
>>34175859natural selection is when you go swimming in a river with crocodilessexual selection is when you can't get any pussy cause you're ugly
>>34175860maybe it was
>>34175863Natural Selection is when you're dumbSexual Selection is when you're ugly
>>34175860>litmogged by your exgf you really cant get 1 single W huhshe was wearing the pants huh
>>34175761Lol this is awesome, I wanna play a gummibar game>>34175801Flatties have their own appeal>>34175809Damn, meanwhile my ex foid just asks to "borrow" money to go clubbing
>>34175866almost, but you can be non ugly and still get sexually rejected for other reasons >inv4 chadsexual crash out
>>34175859>In as many words as necessary explain the difference between natural selection and sexual selection.Natural selection is when those with better features for their environment are more likely to survive. Think how giraffes evolved tk have long necks because they could eat higher foliage. Sexual selection is when one is a better mate than another. That could be for physical reasons or social reasons. Like how some birds court females with more and more elaborate gifts, meaning they will go to further lengths to provide than other males.
>>34175872True.>t. Manlet
Where can I go to find a gf as a fat and balding guy?
>>34175877in the fat and with a black child aisle
>>34175872I know that feel.>t. Non-rapist
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>>34175867i meant by the author of worm! and i was the one that suggested it anyway. i would like to think we both wore the pants three-legged-race style. on matters of the peepee, however...
>>34175872True>t. basketcase
>>341758011) Stop posting shorts.2) Pretty face trumps everything, especially if you are already skinny.
Anyone born after 2012 is not ensouled
>>34175705>lonely, single womendo NOT exist.
