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>>34197985
I always find something wrong
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Since women don't want to have sex with men, is all sex rape?
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goodnite atoga
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>Hey anon, pull my finger
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>>34197996
I want nothing more than to have sex with a man right now. Your assertion is wrong and stupid.
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Men
do you look like this and
are you single?
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>>34198000
No, I'm fat and weak
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*taking femanon out for crab legs*
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Post gender
If you have to have sex with a blood relative, which one are you picking and why?
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it's fun to flop my flaccid penis across my hand. it's not a sexual thing, it's just fun. little thunk thunks. do women do fun things like that too?
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>>34198000
My chest isn't that big
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>>34198000
I'm going to the gym twice a week and I'm starting to see some good results, so maybe soon.
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Women, if you exist on here, what would you consider to be a normal way to be asked out?
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Family is so important bros. My power went out because of the winter storm, but I live in the same town as my dad and he still has power so I'm sleeping here tonight.
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>>34198004
M
my homunculus human-bird hybrid
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>>34198000
no I wear clothes that fit and yes
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>>34198003
*crackitycrackcrackcrunchmunchcracksmashcrackcrack*
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>>34198004
F
5th cousin.
No, I don't know who that even is but that's a good enough distance
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>>34198011
I don't consider being asked out to be normal.
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>34198016
You're not anon, fatty. No seafood for you.
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So I just watched this feel-good claptrap.

Women, would you date a man who works part-time in a pornography store?
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>>34198019
*puts a claw on my middle finger and flicks you off*
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>>34198004
How much blood do we have to share? Because six degrees of separation would be pretty normal.
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>>34198020
she looks evil
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>>34198004
Good lord

Male
I guess... my step-cousin? at least it wouldn't be too weird compared to my other options
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>>34198026
She's french iirc.
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>>34198011
acknowledgement of our friendship and then an offer to go somewhere low stress.
>>34198020
I'm going to be real I found this movie so freaking boring
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>>34198020
>"feel good"
>she laughs and mocks a guy for not being good at sex during his first time
Nah, she seems like a cunt.
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I don't like it when women want sex 2bh
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>>34198004
My cousins are all pretty hot ngl.
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>>34198031
But that IS feelgood for women
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>>34198004
M
3rd cousin
i remember she was pretty hot at the family reunion we had just before covid
it has to be a little risque
more distant than that is a cop out
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>>34198004
M
You can go pretty fucking far out and still be blood related to some extent, so I'm just going to say the hottest female one there is beyond the level of cousin
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>>34198000
I was starting to get big muscles when I was still under the self-improvement delusion, but I was miserable doing that and I could only get fatties or ugly bitches as a manlet, so I stopped trying as hard. I'm a lot happier eating what I want and fucking hot escorts.
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>>34198017
>>34198036
These answers are against the spirit of the question, that's strike 1.
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I'm not sure what did it but I have had absolutely awful gas today.
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>>34198031
You imagined this part. She does not laugh, she does not mock, and it's not said to be his first time. Anything you want to share with the rest of the class?
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>>34198034
>hurting people makes women feel good
Such evil creatures
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>>34198038
Stop jerking off.
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>>34198039
>Started eating healthy, basically just rice and meat with some berries
>Eat a family size bag of oreos in one day after a few weeks of this
>Room is a biohazard
Crazy how our gut works
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>>34198004
Male
Kill yourself
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>>34198018
Your halfway there
Then what would you consider normal
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>women, have you ever been friendzoned by a guy
Was into a girl but not anymore and considering either just telling her that, or just literally continuing to hang out and just not make the effort I would if I was attracted to her.
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>>34198044
I did not ask the question nor answer it, but why answer questions in a manner that are against the spirit of the inquiry?
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>>34198038
I don't even have any female relatives I know of under 60 and no, I'm not doing that
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women would you drink my blood
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>>34198040
bro that did happen, she was snickering and smirking about it. its reposted on /wsg/ and /tv/ all the time
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>>34198048
Not being asked out. Being cat called and harassed.
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>>34198050
To annoy you. Because you're jerking off.
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>>34198004
Marrying a man, preforming a blood transfusion of my own into him and then having sex with him.
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Why won't women ask men out?
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>>34198061
because they dont have to
theyre also a monolith
conformist, never challenging the norm
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>>34198055
Are we talking rapists or socially awkward men?
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After u do all the kinks, positions with all the sizes and races, casual sex seems dull and not gripping to me. The only thing i havent done is a non jungle asian and a blond. Also 18 yos but they probably suck. I would eat them out though if they showered first. Can any girls confirm if blond pussy tastes good? It seems like the best. I tasted asian pussy it was excellent and asian and blond bodies are amazing. Girls with black hair are insanely beautiful. Girls with brown hair are pretty boring ngl unless theyre jews. Jew girls are so fucking sexy its unbelievable.
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>>34198063
No. Regular men do this.
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>>34198049
I have actually, he was amicable about it but we didn't stay friends unfortunately
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>>34198062
You can still challenge women and people. It just is about finding the right piece to fit in the situation. I recently did a shit ton of AI prompts on the nature of rabid animals and coyotes to help myself out. Strangely the brain of a coyote is a lot like a schizophrenic, ironically.
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>>34198053
Your imagination ran wild. She keeps herself from laughing.
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>>34198065
I bet u dont even let me ask u out. Ive gone out and asked out like 2 girls and they never respond. I hate women they dont like me.
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>>34198064
Gross and pathetic, have a pity you
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>>34198071
kys faggotron
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>>34198073
I'll let it happen. Doesn't mean I'll say yes.
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>>34198065
Blue, I literally spend most of my days in front of a god damn computer with my grandfather yelling at me to get a life, how am I doing all of that?
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>>34198072
Somehow that's even worse than I remembered. What a bitch.
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>>34198075
Me thinks you need to go punch a pillow instead of yell at people on the net.
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>>34198080
You also remembered that it's his first time... which you also imagined. Just admit that you're looking for reasons to be mad.
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How come goth girls are so much hotter than regular girls?
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>>34198079
Maybe you're not a regular man then?
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>>34198085
>gf laughing at you during sex is perfectly fine
Just admit you have a humiliation kink already.
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>>34198074
Id give u a pity dick but its too girthy, maybe if u find an asian snack bun youd be able to take it as well as the girls ive been with
>>34198078
Thata like saying youll beat someone up doesnt mean u will damage them. The act of getting rejected makes u hate women and alao want them more maybe.
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>>34198086
Mental illness makes women more attractive
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>>34198086
you mean instathots
goth is just a trendy style that they use
irl goths are mid overweight bpd mexicans
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>>34198072
this is just depressing to watch
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Women, I'm sorry about my 5 inch dick. Is oral enough to make up for it?
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>>34198086
Your life is a bland malaise and goth girls represent a safe entrance into an edgy and alternative side of life you never felt comfortable exploring yourself
Or you like black makeup on pale bitches
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>>34198092
there is another truth speaker among us
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>>34198094
No. What else do you have to offer?
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lean is law
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I hate foids with acne. Fucking ruined my day with her gross face. Stay inside if your face is in craters or full of puss.
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>>34198087
Regular men are lame and made out of gay niggers
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>>34198101
How hilariously cruel
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>>34198086
Striking visual contrast. Just like WMBF.
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>>34198106
Mutt's law
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>>34198101
A self-hating woman wrote this post.
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>>34198087
Maybe not every man is someone you'd see is in a truTV crime documentary. Maybe when I go out and want to be your friend I'm not thinking of sucking dick. Maybe when I'm at home on the computer I'm trying to tackle real problems in the world.
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>>34198109
newfag
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>Innocence is over
>Ignorance is spoken
>Confidence is broken
>What I see is unreal
>I've written my own part
>Eat of the apple, so young
Haha this doesn't make me feel pressure around my neck an mouth. I'm not crying. I'm not having body memories or anything. I'm a nigh invincible strong, brilliant, tough, charming man. I totally wasn't raped and definitely don't have drunken freakouts about it or anything.
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I took my dog out to run and came upon a black man raping and fucjing my wife. I turned around and twerked into him but then he just ignored me. Then i pretended to be him. Then i said things he may get angry about revealing to the world. Nothing would deter him feom raping and inseminating my dear beloved. She even looked at me and told me to fight for her. What should i do?
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>>34198115
Love you big bro
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>>34198106
>bringing it up again
I was finally able to stop masturbating. Don't start it up again.
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>>34198101
after a short moment where boomers told younger generations that acne was normal, it's now treated by doctors. I see no reason to hate on people suffering from afflictions. As long as we nip this "body acceptance" thing in the bud and don't treat obesity the same way boomers treated acne
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>>34198113
That definitely doesn't sound like things a normal male is capable of.
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>>34198118
I am WM. And I must BF.
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hai foids :D
*glomp*
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>>34198121
Stinky hoe porker go suck on a hot dog while u noodle ur biggums triple sized pepsi dronk. I bet u smell like sweet chips
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>>34198118
Why would we do anything to keep you not schlicking?
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>>34197985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7V3ghhdGQ4&t=15s
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>>34198119
It's still a health problem. Think proper nutrition and exercise not fucking going out to get surgery to fix your body. Right now you're calling all the people picking on you an asshole, and yes they probably are, but refusing to take the time to do something with your life because you and everyone else hates it, is still not a good thing. Maybe the 25 year old anon doesn't see it and thinks Zach is this arrogant anti-intellectual prick, but the 55 year old anon who found out he is on his 30th pill perscription from health problems wished he heard me.
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>>34198123
Oh shit
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>>34198119
I've seen a few cute girls in their late 20s with acne and it barely registers to me, I just see everything under it like their actual structure and think they're cute. Do women not work the same?
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How niggas dont know bout me
Im in shows and i got niggas knowin bout the enemy
Theowin up 5s in the hood i got plenty
Jewish shit in the media stirrin my cranium like
Im so hot
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aw heck yah this bowl of mini frosted spooners and skim milk is going great with my beer and larded bread. that's all I eat today. i'm certainly living the life getting all my nutritional needs. what about you, foids? You been eating good?
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>>34198128
>Pst I mean you're special, not that you're weird.
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I just want a cute girl to nerd out about Kingdom Hearts, Pokemon, Anime, ect. with, is that so much to ask?
She doesn't even need to cook since I do that already and am quite good at it.
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>>34198100
rizz is law lil bro
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I wonder if being a weird ass gooner is genetic. Like if you marry a freaky ass person, do you run the risk of your kid having a similar propensity for becoming similarly? or maybe its all environmental.
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34198004
>If you have to have sex with a blood relative, which one are you picking and why?
I have a really pretty second cousin on my Puerto Rican side. Probably her.

>>34198032
>I don't like it when women want sex 2bh
THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD! YOU KEEP THRUSTING!

>>34198013
>Family is so important bros. My power went out because of the winter storm, but I live in the same town as my dad and he still has power so I'm sleeping here tonight.
Generator > family

>>34198134
>aw heck yah this bowl of mini frosted spooners and skim milk is going great with my beer and larded bread. that's all I eat today. i'm certainly living the life getting all my nutritional needs.
That sounds horrible.
>what about you, foids? You been eating good?
I made grilled cheese with roast beef and onions inside and spicy tomato soup for dinner. Shit was cash money.
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So like what do you do if you can't fall in love with someone because falling in love reminds you of how you were in love with the person who groomed and molested you. Holy goddamn fuck this is awful. Jesus Christ please forgive me for feeling the need to ask this.
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>>34198144
You really need to be in therapy, nothing anyone says here is going to help you in just a few replies.
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>>34198142
are you easily cling-able?
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>>34198139
What can you make?
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>>34198125
Mercy?
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>>34198136
Thank you. I'm generally a cool-headed guy given the right circumstances.
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>>34198150
Just about anything presuming I have the tools to do so
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>>34198139
i'm convinced that you can't get a girl who is shares the exact same interests as you. it's always something different. it started with gamer girls. guys who played video games a lot and only did that and not much else, never get gamer gfs. pretty sure it applies to everything else as well.
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>>34198072
>starfishes and doesnt communicate
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Fucking hell she's back
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>>34198152
I understand that. The things you said are good traits and those are rare in men.
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>>34198072
>ugh this restauant is so bad, i wish it had good food
>but i wont tell them or try to help them improve, i'll just say its good anyway
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>>34198086
idk, I'm goth but I guess it's the allure of rejection?
>>34198100
I od'd on cough syrup once but it wasnt lean it was rikodeine
>>34198139
I wouldn't mind this but kingdom hearts is strictly off limits for me (I have bad memories associated with it)
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>>34198007
I do that with His™ dick
>>34198011
I don't even know any more man I barely go outside
Ideally at some kind of event we're both attending after talking for a while. My big problem with a lot of approaches is that it's happening somewhere I wasn't planning to hang around talking to some guy for the next 20 minutes. If you approach me in a place where I was going to be there anyway and we're both there for the same reason I'm a lot more likely to entertain talking to a guy. Like don't approach me while I'm buying cat food but go ahead and talk to me at a friend's 4th of July party and see where it goes.
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>>34198151
I've came like 20 times today
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>>34198163
>idk, I'm goth but I guess it's the allure of rejection?
Do you only go for other goth guys or guys who look normal? I'm into goth stuff myself like the music but dressing that way as a guy is too much attention.
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Hello vagueposters
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>>34198165
>tfw bf never came so I was holding off on going too hard for nothing
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>>34198167
my partner dresses like a farmer. I don't mind goth music too much but I'm mainly in it for the fashion, I don't care if that makes me a poser or whatever
goth guys rarely pull off the style and end up looking kinda cringe
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>>34198161
They may be, but you'll find a good man one day. Don't worry about that. Right now I'm trying to win over a girl I barely know now whose probably too busy with guys she meets at clubs and parties. Maybe it'll work out, maybe not. Maybe I'll get into a shit ton of trouble from it. Who knows?
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Were you popular in school?
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>>34197985
How does one meet women via set ups. Do you go around asking your friends to set you up with single women they know?
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Have you ever seen a ghost, /atoga/?
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>>34198176
f, yeah. at my school year 11 and 12 everyone was locked TF in for exams so there was great camaraderie between basically everyone. my friend group was mostly guys and a few girls, but you could go sit with anyone and it would be fine. even the soccer fags were cool
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>>34198176
F, yes. Token minority, but still popular.
>>34198179
No, just felt it.
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>>34198179
I bet that woman masterbates to Alex trying to protect her to the point of being executed by ice.
Men, you should go fight ice so women can masterbate to you.
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Women how many boyfriends have you had
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>>34198176
In elementary school, yes. I remember people arguing over who got to sit at my table.
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is this the type of men women really like?
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>>34198179
Not an apparition, no, but definitely seen things that I don't know how to explain other than "a ghost did it."
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>>34198184
Eight. And one gf.
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>>34198188
middle right is literally me lol
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>>34198185
Then you turned into a creep that tried to convince femanons to post their nudes on /soc/
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foids what would you do if your moid was OBSESSED with the idea of engineering little robot companions (and please don't say "abandon him")
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>>34198192
>turned into
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>>34198163
>kingdom hearts is strictly off limits for me
Seems like an odd line to draw but I won't force it onto who I'm with, I'm not going to stop enjoying it though.
>>34198176
>Want my eventual kids to be in private school to avoid shit like this
>Don't want them to end up being unable to socialize.
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>>34198184
0 boyfriends, 1 fwb (male), 1 girlfriend
>>34198194
I'd support him
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>>34198194
Beat him to a pulp if he ever mistreats them and then mother his creations correctly so I am favored above him in their eyes.
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>>34198181
>JH's paranormal experience
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Hello
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>>34198208
*pepper spray*
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>>34198198
Full lesbian now?
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Bear Grills? Not real, do you think I'm stupid?
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>>34198208
Hi
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>>34198208
Hi
What's up
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>>34198198
thanks babe
>>34198201
suffering seems to be necessary as far as i can tell, joys of existence i suppose but at least they won't suffer in the abstract ways humans seem to
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Just bought a tablet
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>>34198176
I was told nobody likes me after getting in a dispute in 8th grade
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This shits pretty good idk why they called it seizure salad
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>>34198203
It really does like to watch me do stuff.
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>>34198216
You either die the bad cop or live long enough to see yourself become the good cop
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>>34198217
For?
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>>34197985
To the girls currently in a relationship

Your bf is out of town. You're at work and get stuck in an elevator with the 10/10 guy (6 1, curly hair, he reads, cooks, has great taste in fragrances, 200k a year, volunteers on the weekends) who has been seriously flirting with you from the second you met. You have a little crush on him, and you're ovulating.

Will you cheat on your boyfriend here?
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>>34198176
F. I wasn't disliked, but no. I only got bullied by a few people and not seriously they were just messing with me because I was weird not physically threatening me.
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>>34198176
eh more like the schizoid freak everyone was ok with but only a tiny handful actually liked (this has been a recurring pattern in life actually)
>>34198222 (checked)
i want to make many of them so i can watch them play :D
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>>34198225
What fragrances is he wearing?
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>>34198176
No, I was the guy everybody avoided. Was like that in college too. Learned from observing people who were quiet, peacefully alone, and focused on school that it didn't matter before it was too late for me. I used to really be pissed off for being alone.
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>>34198225
No. What kind of dumb question is that.
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either M or F, would u give up ur physique for ur partner?
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>>34198176
M
No
I was bullied in middle school
Left alone in high school
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I don't think most men, single or married or otherwise, would be able to resist a genuine 10/10 baddie that actively wants to do the dirty with him
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>>34198239
Me neither, sis.
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>>34198223
Reading
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>>34198235
My physique is shit, so yeah.
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What would you do if you were realised you were the guest of a dinner for shmucks?

>a group of friend each invite a stranger they’ve met
>the friend who has invited the biggest morron, win the contest
>None of the participant are allowed to tell the morron why he was invited.
>The morrons are never invited again afterward
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>>34198235
>would u give up ur physique
What does this mean? Become an intangible mist?
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Listening to Justin Bieber rn
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>>34198243
this is some sam hyde fishtank bullshit
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>>34198232
I ask because a college friend, with her boyfriend right there, told me that she would not be able to resist this exact same. She is now engaged to said bf so idk
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>>34198245
Listening to Lady Gaga rn
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>>34198243
Sounds fun desu.
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>>34198235
M
What physique
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>>34198184
4
>>34198194
Try and get him to bond with my brother over it
>>34198225
>Elevator
>Coworker
I'm single right now but those things there would stop me
>>34198243
They could have found someone better at the bus station the person who brought me is the moron
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Cop or not
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>>34198252
>Try and get him to bond with my brother over it
? does your brother also yearn for robot companions?
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>>34198255
No
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>>34198211
I still consider myself bi
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>>34198255
yo who moulded that dog a plastic penis
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bruh zeroed in on those plastic dog balls but he's not wrong
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>>34198255
Dalmatians are firefighters, not cops.
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>>34198241
Whatchu readin
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Women, would you rather your bf not tell you, if your pants actually look terrible on you?
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>>34198259
>>34198260
I didn’t notice this, what the fuck. It’s a whole ass dick
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>>34198220
You should let him hit
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Nah fr tho that's sketch like what you lookin for
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>>34198255
>>34198259
>>34198265
AI will never match this level of autistic attention to detail.
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>>34198263
Going through my occult library, alchemy stuff right now. Basil Valentine
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Femanons, how would you feel if the little boy you used to molest grew up to be hot and he wants to meet up and chill with you?
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What sound does that thing make. That looks like a speaker
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Women, would you have slept with Rasputin, just because he got a giant dick?
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>>34198279
Yeah it’s a Bluetooth speaker. It was shit quality. I was holding it for someone and they took it back
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>>34198276
Nigga, seek psychiatric help, she never liked you. She’s into children exclusively!
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>>34198250
does it matter?
just assume you wouldnt like it
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>>34198282
Put it on your porch and make it bark at passersby
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>>34198286
Holy based. Damn now I wish I bought it
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>>34198284
nta but the most messed up thing about being touched by an older woman is that if I met her today and she wasnt interested in using me anymore I think I would legitimately cry
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>>34198239
I would feel like I'm defiling her just by touching her with my disgusting chud body so it would be easy to say no.
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>>34198282
>shit quality
I could tell by the fact that the second speaker is basically pointed right at the ground.
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>ideal anime boy hair
>fat
i should starve myself...
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>>34198284
She was only eight years older so it's not that bad. Like it's whatever, I don't even care or have any trauma.
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>>34198291
This you?
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>>34198293
I do not have a bowl cut.
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>>34198285
I'm serious it can't get any worse, am I gonna go into ina wheelchair or something
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>>34198296
damn anon, what sort of physique do u have now?
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>cozy pic for u
State gender
Did one or both of your parents label you promiscuous or a whore growing up? Or were they super fucking weird about sex in general? Did you ever figure out why?
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>>34198300
no i do not think that happens for men

although i do endure my mother playfully joking that the bloodline ends with me or that she wont get any grandkids
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>>34198300
>cozy pic for u
Aw how ni-
>Did one or both of your parents label you promiscuous or a whore growing up?
Wtf
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>>34198297
Short and scrawny
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>>34198300
Both my parents are generally prudish (but pragmatic) when it comes to real life but do a 180 when it's time to tell a joke.
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where do I get asian metal/goth gf
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>>34198304
Buy some dumbbells for yourself. You don't need the gym.
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>>34198041
Not if you separate fantasy from reality. Though sadly that's a problem that's not limited to women either
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>>34198302
what does she mean by that? is she calling you a virgin or something?
Its weird that it doesn't happen to men because they tend to have higher sex drives. I guess it's a religious thing.
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>>34198309
Won't really fix anything I have a small frame fundamentally
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>>34198094
F; don't be! 5 is average and still enough for her to swallow and hit the back of her throat with. Most best-selling dildos are around 5-and-a-half to 8 inches anyway (unless you're a faggot or a camwhore).

>>34198139
>>34198155
There's no shortage of girls who genuinely love those series, but most of the normie cunts (i.e. the "I heckin' love anime but wish death on anyone who enjoys loli or fanservice" types or fake fans who only go by surface knowledge everybody knows) are easier to weed out than others.

>>34198226
Also F; I pretty much had the same experience in between 5th and 6th grade with a small group of black girls ("zero tolerance bullying", my ass). Thankfully I switched schools and by my junior and senior years, three of them eventually matured and while we just exchanged "hellos" in the hallways and in class, they were more cordial.

>>34198188
I'm not into otome or K-slop, but yes, I would say most women are into lean "ottermode" bodies (myself included) and not roided-out muscleheads contrary to popular belief or whatever engagement ragebait is trending. There is a point where it’s hard for a non-K-slop fan to discern a “socially acceptable” line between a face that’s uncannily feminine vs. more masculine, but again, South Korea (and Japan to an extent) is to blame for their insane obsession with plastic surgery. As long as he takes care of his health, I'm happy for him.
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>>34198300
My dad pushed me to be a manwhore, trying to get me to cheat on my ex. My mom said if I have sex I will 100% get a girl pregnant even if I wear protection and it’ll ruin my life. Awful combo
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>>34198313
>5-and-a-half to 8 inches
That's a big range.
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I hate shaving my facial hair weekly, but it doesn't grow thick enough to grow nice.
Do ladies hate this look?
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>>34198260
FUCK OFF i was looking and the speaker and took a gander
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>>34198317
Also how the fuck do you get facial hair to line up nicely, I have to many that are just all over the place.
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>>34198314
yeah this is the kinda shit I'm talking about. boomers and gen x are so mentally damaged its insane. did it do long term damage? I finally went no contact with my weird mom and am enjoying a cozy sex life and a bf free of catholic guilt lmao.
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>>34198317
Certified swarthy
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>Roommates use my kitchen tools and don't clean then and put them back afterwards
I hate people, why does something like that even need to be manually asked? Be a fucking human ffs
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>>34198313
>Most best-selling dildos are around 5-and-a-half to 8 inches anyway (unless you're a faggot or a camwhore).
How is that supposed to be comforting?
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>>34198322
>did it do long term damage?
Definitely. I never learned how to feel comfortable during sex, delayed losing my virginity until I was 24. Not for lack of options, I was in girls bedrooms in high school and would freeze up and find an excuse to leave. Every time I’d get flirted with I’d feel uncomfortable or be oblivious. On the flip side, I also felt super insecure about my lack of body count and tried to act macho in other ways to offset it. I’m still pretty uncomfortable with flirting and still only have a body count of 1, but I don’t care anymore
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>>34198328
I have a count of 9 now and I still feel insecure about it, it feels like everyone is having a lot more than me.
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>>34198311
yes. the joke being i wont get married or reproduce.
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>>34198331
What other people do does not matter, but I’m also pretty conventionally attractive and don’t have a shortage of attention so that’s easy for me to say. I’m much more focused on finding people who I vibe with instead of arbitrary bodies. Being a Christcuck helps too lol. Shitty humblebrag aside, no one is judging you.
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>>34198099
nta but what makes up for it then
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>>34198335
>What other people do does not matter
I know, I tell myself that but it still doesn't stop it. I'm trying to stop as best I can but I enjoy sex just too much I guess.
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>>34198331
Isn't it 10-11? I remember you left out a few men.
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>>34198337
What’s stopping you? Is it wanting more sex, or more bodies?
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>>34198300
M
I guess they were weird about sex, although I'm Baptist so I was raised to wait until marriage
Although my mom does seem to flip between encouraging me to stay alone and planning for a wedding that's no where close to happening
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>>34198338
What?

>>34198341
Kind of both. Upping the number but also sex. I have some relationships but that number thing just ticks in my head.
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>>34198349
What’s a number you aspire to? Or is more of a nebulous “more”?
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>>34198350
In my mind, 4 or 5 more and I'd consider myself done. I think that's more than most people get in their life and I guess that's the goal.
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>>34198356
Seems easy enough. The average body count is something like 7 or so, you’re already ahead
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>>34198318
QT moment
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>>34198364
depends on your country desu
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>>34198328
OG anon. yeah I think I have a similar thing where I just kinda freeze up. masturbation is better than sex definitely but it is nice to feel close to someone and get to cuddle them afterwards.

>>34198343
>raised to wait til marriage
they were weird for sure. those marriages are always unhappy. if she's planning for a wedding she's going to be a horrible in-law holy shit. be careful anon.
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>>34198368
These look like Gen X stats
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>>34198370
its as of 2025
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>>34198368
how is a western countries avg body count 10? are religious people and uglies bringing the number down or something?
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Nothing like quite like going outside that just reminds you just how ugly, autistic and out of place you are, stand out like a sore thumb, the only one that shouldn’t be there.
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>>34198376
So true, I wear a smile and be nice to everyone and make an effort to answer questions in class or be helpful (but not intrusive) and it never amounts to anything.
I just come home emotionally exhausted and wondering why I do it at all.
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Classic moid mindset.
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>>34198376
Why should that bother you?
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>>34198379
Except I am not fat and I think glasses are cute
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>>34198379
Okay?
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>>34198372
So it’s an amalgam, because zoomers are not fucking that much
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whenever I hear about zoomers having no friends and not getting laid I feel like such a stacy. if only I was a better student I'd be a giga-stacy
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>>34198390
If you’re being approached you’re either mid or easy. I’m not saying that to be mean, it’s the truth
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>>34198392
I'm doing the approaching, pal. because I'm stacy and I like to make everyone at the bar laugh. I'm here all night.
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>>34198393
Ohhh, I know your type lol. You’re very cute but not for me
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>>34198390
It doesn't feel like there is much recourse, society has basically warped to minimize human interaction and maximize convenience.
I interact with people daily but I hardly speak to them, the most I say is excuse me or thank you.
I feel doomed to be forever alone.
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God damn it, Im so fucking fat and ugly
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M, would u consider it cheating if ur gf had sex w a woman?
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>>34198399
you literally have to sit in your room every day and just talk to yourself and make jokes like the taxi driver guy until you've figured out how to be mildly charming. don't go schizo though.
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>>34198402
Either they invite me and it's an FFM or yes it is cheating.
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>>34198402
Yes, she’d be emotionally dead to me
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>>34198403
I've been doing that for a decade unironically (I'm mid 20s)
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Why is every single woman on the planet a far leftist?
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>>34198403
That's what I use atoga for. I just hit women with corny one liners and see what they say.
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>>34198402
That's kinda hot, but in reality not in porn, it probably would be a bad thing. Because what if the woman doesn't want to be your best friend anymore or continue a relationship with you, to soon trail off into a lesbian relationship forgetting who you were to begin with, but shit happens and it is what it is.
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>>34198407
Because leftism "empowers (enables)" their worst traits and actively claims them to be a good thing.
Why work on yourself when you can be rewarded for staying the same?
Most people don't like taking accountability or responsability, so being able to blame everything on someone or something else is a comfort.
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>>34198407
cause every right-oid looks like pic rel (ugly, blonde) and actively make our lives harder with their incompetence
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>>34198402
Curiously, something my ex put to me was that she wanted see me dominate another dude, in particular a small Japanese guy. We were planning a trip over there and when I was kind of joking about hooking up with a Japanese girl, she floated the idea in 100% seriousness of watching me pound a Japanese twink or femboy or whatever you'd call them.
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>>34198420
Why can't all women dress like this?
How do I get a girl who dresses like this?
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*applies penis directly to femanon*
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>>34198421
men have such weird taste
this outfit is very 2017 bpd femboy lookalike
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>>34198421
You can ask a longterm gf to dress like that. My ex already had boots like that so I just asked her to add the stockings and skirt to the equation.
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>>34198356
>going out of your way to check the box of being a bigger whore than average
Vermin detected
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>>34198423
Why would anyone care about trends and what year something is from?
I've always thought layered stuff like this looks good since I saw Organization 13's edgekino aesthetic.
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>>34198379
Why the fuck would I hate a girl with glasses?

Also the problem isn't big women it's round women
I would love a chubby gf but the fat ones near me are too damn big
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A hefty Heffer could fix me
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>>34198176
M
Absolutely not, but I wasn't hated either. I just kind of existed. I think I would say now that I wasn't understood but nor was I seen as a threat. I basically didn't interact with any of the girls at all though, they may as well have been on a different planet from me. They certainly avoided me. Even now it's still bizarre to me seeing depictions of girls and boys of that kind of age interacting as if it's normal, because it sure as fuck wasn't for me. I still remember this one time we did a session of being forced to learn 'proper' dancing, like ballroom shit, and the girls were to go from partner to partner. I don't know why but I was really easily chatting to them the whole time; problem was, as I remember it now at least, they weren't saying a thing to me and were looking at me like I was a serial killer.
I once got on the front page of a local newspaper when we did some other inter-school (I think there were 4 schools participating? Just a single year level from each so about 500 students, something in that order) dance 'class' thing. We were told to pair off into 1 boy 1 girl. A friend (mercifully) and I were easy to find on the picture, because we were the only two sitting on the side without a partner. That still kind of haunts me, but I think it would have been suicide fuel if he hadn't also been there with me.
Those were girl-centric examples but that was the kind of existence I lead in school. And after, mostly...
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>>34198407
That's what over a century of constant propaganda will do.
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>>34198423
And? People still dress like the 70s through to the 90s even now.
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Anyone else categorically hate plant fibrous texture?
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>>34198433
Does it even count when attractive women do anything? They could be wearing potato sacks and an inch of dirt and still pull it off easily.
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>>34198369
People who have fewer sexual partners have happier marriages



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