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Previous: >>34200476
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>>34203868
Femanons, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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Why is there a male writer in OP's pic when that is clearly a passage from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight Saga?
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Femanons, do I deserve a beer today?
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Oh man I wish I could get tons of yous from posting inane bullshit
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>>34203877
All I can give you is mine.
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>>34203871
It's obviously from 50 shades of grey, not twilight.

You guys know that shit was twilight fanfiction before it got published for real right?
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>>34203877
It's like the New Radicals said, man. You get what you give.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE
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>>34203877
You need to be vaguer.
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Why are schizophrenic sand people literally the most important thing to all of human history?
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Do soulmates exist?
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Girls, when we discuss hobbies in these threads, you females always point to things like woodworking, cooking, sewing, painting, instruments, etc as examples of attractive hobbies in a man.

What exactly is it that makes creative pursuits so attractive to you? Which part of your lizard brain is that scratching precisely?
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>>34203873
No. You deserve being healthy
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>>34203884
I cant tell if this guy is a homo or not but he says his hero is Bryan Johnson so I'm leaning towards homo
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>>34203885
Anon, women being creative is also attractive to men. Creativity is attractive no matter who's being creative. How did you come to think of this as a gendered issue?
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>>34203870
its either fat or balding, not both
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I was driving a car today and I drove trough a puddle and a moid on the sidewalk got covered with mud. Sad!
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>>34203891
I don't think about men. That's gay.
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>>34203866
What makes you strong willed?
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Any suggestions for a second job? I'm trying to find one but I'm not available during the day and so I'm limited to just stocking and I've been rejected 5 times
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>>34203884
wow I hate him. This is the honesty I want in dating, didn’t have to watch the entire video.
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>>34203888
Blah, fine. I'll abstain a little longer.
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>>34203890
Have you ever been to France, Andorra, Monaco and the Benelux countries? Sometimes it's hard to tell who's homosexual and who's just French.
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>>34203897
It has yet to be verified that you think.
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>>34203885
It’s not a gendered thing, dummy.
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femanussy
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>>34203885
>Why don't women find my vidya high scores attractive reeeee?
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Post gender.
Post your top 5 hottest fictional characters. Rate others and point out any funny trends in eachothers' lists.
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should i eat pizza or burgers?
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>>34203902
No but I assumed he was american despite his name
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>>34203899
That's tough. I used to work from very early morning until noon, then tutored/babysat until late at night. But the latter "job" was very inconsistent, and that's with me having been a teacher and knowing lots of parents.
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Girls, why won't you let me french kiss you after eating your ass?
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>>34203884
>Do soulmates exist?
No
No such thing as fate
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>>34203885
Creativity is the ultimate form of individual mastery and human nature. Creation itself is a divine act of purity in almost every system of religion, even pessimistic religions like Gnosticism.
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>>34203906
Is this what we're calling bussy now in order to be more inclussive?
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>>34203884
It feels like if you matched with this guy on an app, his opening message would be trying to sell you a course.
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>>34203885
Requires skill, requires making decisions based on personal taste and aesthetics, shows an ability to focus, to create something that is greater than the sum of it's parts. Personally I associate being creative with being at least a little intelligent. Plus we like hands, you do all those things with your hands.
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Femanons

Whats (You)r cheat code or trick to make you cum?
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>>34203913
I kiss after getting my pussy and ass eaten all the time. I know I'm clean.>>34203909
Five is too many. Top three is more reasonable.
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>>34203909
Faggot
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>>34203884
I think there are people who gel with you on a character level that is unlike pretty much anybody else.

But that does not mean they will be a good partner.
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i'm starting to get more and more ok with just stealing some dudes gf
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>>34203920
I don't think I have one of those
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>>34203920
Intense clit stim plus steady pressure on my lower stomach while I get compliment bombed via whispers in my ear.
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>>34203925
Nigga you can't even bag a girl who's single
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>>34203893
Fuck you on his behalf
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Why does no one look for members of the opposite sex to socialize with in public spaces and places any more?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtyPAc-RAUM
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>>34203915
This is a good explanation. To "create" at a high level is a marker of intelligence and problem solving, which humans have often selected for because it improves survivability.
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>>34203884
>my hero is the guy who eats his own sons cum so he can look 5 years younger than his actual age

no thanks
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>>34203899
Chaturbate or Uber or something like that
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>>34203933
Cuz girls r scary
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>>34203893
Poor guy

>>34203909
M, I can only think of one and it's the older sister from March comes in like a lion
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>>34203892
Why not both?
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>>34203921
well then top 3
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The masculine urge to hold up a girl and eat her pussy like in *that* webm that got posted the other day
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>>34203933
Anyone under 18 has to be accompanied by an adult after 4 pm at the nearest mall to me. They literally can't do it like that any more.

As for adults? Who has the time and energy for that?
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Wish I could have sex, but alas...
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>>34203933
Girls are kinda boring unless they're sucking your dick ngl
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>>34203945
You can with your hand
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>>34203939
Because I'm better than that
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>>34203933
society is fractured

there's less and less shared culture, more and more niche extremes

and frankly these days, just by merit of holding many of the views of my forefathers, i am in one of those niche extremes

idek where to meet likeminded women, i haven't even found a church traditional enough for me yet
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>>34203928
>plus steady pressure on my lower stomach
Could you please extrapolate on this point a little more?
What kind of steady pressure.
Where on the lower stomach?
A visual aid would be appreciated.
>>34203927
When you masturbate do you cum?
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>>34203948
What do you mean by that?
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>>34203940
Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Bane.
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>>34203928
>compliment bombed
I love doing this.
It turns me on so fucking much.
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>>34203952
It means I think you're ugly
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>>34203952
Nta what do you not understand?
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>>34203954
Which version of bane?
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>>34203954
>Bane
nta
Im surprised that you chose Bane of all characters but after thinking about it a little he really does suit your tastes
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>>34203951
>Could you please extrapolate on this point a little more?
Having someone else put the palm of their hand there and just letting some of their body weight push down on it is plenty of pressure. As long as it's consistent, it gets me off harder for some reason. It works during piv, getting eaten out, whatever.
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>>34203951
Nta but I'm pretty sure I know what she means. Imagine where your dick would be if you could x-ray her and press there.
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>>34203941
I didn’t see that, but that is my fantasy
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>>34203947
Don't mock my pain.
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>>34203961
He looks like a big guy
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>>34203928
>>34203955
What kind of compliments do you ladies like?
Are you more of a "Damn babe your pussy feels so good" or a "You're so smart and pretty" or "I'm proud of you and I'm lucky to have you" type gal
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Girls, what's the most attractive car a man can drive and why is it a vintage truck?
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>>34203948
I'm not fat
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>>34203970
>What kind of compliments do you ladies like?
Read properly and stop typing with one hand.
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>>34203965
He wants to coom to diagrams obviously
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Huzz be thinking they so empowered until a nigga name Braxton slap em on they ass
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>>34203955
It's dangerous, though. Overdoing it has a lot of implications on the relationship even outside of the bedroom.
>>34203960
>>34203961
I liked how Tom Hardy did him, but I wish his proportions were somewhere in the middle between him and the old cartoon.
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>>34203965
Would you be willing to provide a visual representation?
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>>34203928
>>34203955
what are good compliments? "I like your cock/pussy/boobs" feels really generic.
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>>34203970
Genuine compliments on me as a person, as well as the things you appreciate that I do.
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>>34203982
>tfw I will never tell a femanon "I like your femanon cock"
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>>34203978
>It's dangerous, though. Overdoing it has a lot of implications on the relationship even outside of the bedroom.
What dangerous implications?
You don't even know how I give compliments and what type.
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>>34203982
This >>34203983 is what I'm into. Throwing in some raunchy, descriptive dirty talk about how I feel and what you want to do to me or have done to you is also great.
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>>34203978
>old cartoon bane
there is no way any human is getting even close to old cartoon bane physique
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Will I be labelled a performative male if I learn to sew? I also buy all my produce from farmer's markets. I don't read feminist literature though.
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>>34203991
Gay
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>>34203990
I don't remember him looking like that specifically.
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>>34203990
I just need some Venom
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>>34203985
You can!
Just take a small trip through /lgbt/ and you can live out your wildest dreams!
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>>34203991
Depends on why you learned to sew

Did you learn to sew so you could fix a shirt and don't talk about it unless you're actually able to use this skill to help someone? No.
Did you learn to sew so you could tell other people you know how to sew? Yes.
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>>34203971
Vintage truck is certainly better than anything made after 2008
>>34203975
Shh I get a tiny dopamine hit from pretending I don't know that and answering anyway
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>>34203974
What do you mean read properly. All you said was "Compliment Bomb"
>>34203983
Reasonable and doable
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>>34203868
I still don't understand what's wrong with wanting my maid to be cute. Do YOU want to look at and interact with an ugly person all day and pay for the pleasure? I hate ugly people.
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>>34204004
Absolute idiot.
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>>34203991
>I don't read feminist literature though.
Skill issue. It's worthwhile to learn what other people are thinking even if you don't share their beliefs.
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>>34203995
I'm sure your local strongman or bodybuilding gym can help out with that
>>34203994
Which version did you have in mind
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>>34204005
>I hate ugly people.
Self loathing is unhealthy.
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Why are modern men so gay?
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>>34204010
That has nothing to do with my question.
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>>34203941
>the masculine urge to get throat cancer
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>>34204011
What does this image have to do with homosexuality
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>>34204006
Ah yes, I see my mistake now
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>>34204011
Hooters has hotter women
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>>34204008
Learning what they're thinking is one thing, but wading through reams of schizobabble is another.
At most, he should subject himself to the French existentialists, and then only to see how you can convert a steady stream of self-proclaimed nonsense into civilization-wrecking bloodlust.
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>>34204009
>Which version did you have in mind
The old cartoon version. Can't you read?
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>>34204014
it's
>her
pussy

you only get throat cancer from promiscuity
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>>34204023
All iterations of cartoon bane are old cartoon bane now.
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>>34204018
It's a breastaurant
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>>34203989
I just meant that you shouldn't compliment bomb someone you don't love. At least in my case, since they mean a lot to me.
>>34204009
I was thinking this one >>34204023. I don't remember which cartoon it's from, but he looks way more familiar.
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>>34204027
Whoops, the first half of that post was for >>34203987. I'm sipping too much.
>>34203941
It was a really good gif and thread. Unironically.
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>>34204026
no,no,yes,no,no
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>>34204026
#4 please and thank you
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>>34204026
Hooters won
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>>34204029
>I just meant that you shouldn't compliment bomb someone you don't love.
That seems like a totally unrelated thing and a different issue entirely.
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>>34204026
For me, it's 1 and 4
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My life is fuckin boring as fuck and I hate myself. Everyone is fuckin gay for me and it fuckin sucks.
The only hope I have is going gay as well and finally fucking a girl.

My severed hand lies grasping for love but every year I miss christmas. All the while my girls ignore me.
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Gyatt damn bruh
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>>34204033
True. My mind just alwa goes to a general context when answering these questions, and I always want to put a disclaimer when I'm worried that someone might directly use something I've said that shouldn't be used outside of certain contexts.
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>>34204026
I keep thinking the bra on the first girl are her areolas showing
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>>34204041
Considering how other anons do that, I am not surprised. lol
For me it's something I would just do in a real relationship.
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>>34204044
Exactly. In a relationship, it's very intimate and I love it. Outside of a genuine relationship, I don't think I'd be able to take it seriously.
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>>34204011
>>34204026
Because this shit is stupid
Just go to a strip club
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>>34204047
I'm not particularly interested in sex outside of a relationship.
That only sounds interesting as a fantasy.
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>>34204011
expensive food and tips and mid girls who think you are a disgusting coomer
gee why wouldn't this survive?
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>>34204049
I also agree with that.
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Can one invent an idea?
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>>34204043
Not even an extreme example
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>>34204060
Left will steal your soul and make you thank her for it
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>>34204054
An invention is an idea that's been proven to work via testing. If it doesn't work you didn't actually invent anything.
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>>34204011
Most chain restaurants are dying.
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>>34204063
She is the least attractive though.
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I'm getting hard again
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i could outfuck any guy here. im the best fucker in my neighborhood. all the girls think im cute and want to fuck me. most of the guys here are jealous of me. once i find out how to get girls to keep it secret im going to start pleasure raping women. Probably.
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>>34204026
>>34204060
My deep frustration with tittymonsters is growing tonight.
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>>34204063
Really? To me she looks like the most breaindead bimbo alive
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>>34204026
As a fat and balding uggo, I wouldn't be able to visit this place.
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>>34204026
>>34204060
men

do you really not like black women?
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>>34204074
Oooooooo she pretty.
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>>34204074
I like the African that popped up on Speed's stream a lot.
There were tons of sexy cuties there.
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>>34204074
I like black women, but the only Twin Peaks that I like is the show.

Let the restaurant die.
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>>34204074
no. in general we're not going to be compatible. and studies show they're way more likely to have stinky pussies
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>>34204074
I have seen pretty black women, but your webm doesn't really do it for me.
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>>34204074
I'm the whitest limey there ever has been but dark, dark black girls get an instant +4 points from me and I don't really know why. If the AIDS etc prevalence wasn't so high I would unironically go to Africa to find a wife or at least a fuck. Ethiopian girls can be R E A L L Y hot.

Yes that chick has an amazing body but
>lip fillers
straight into the trash, that shit is completely fucking disgusting. Stop mutilating yourselves for five fucking minutes, women, holy shit.
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>>34204071
They're waitressing in a thong
Is that an enviable life?
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>>34204087
Too busy looking at their tits, I'm not evaluating their lives as a whole.
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>>34204074
The selection of black women at that restaurant is lacking
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>>34204074
I want to breed her and JH at the same time
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>>34204090
they're all so incredibly happy that they have to show off their entire bodies for a fraction of the attention and protection that our ancestors could provide
we gotta be more courageous guys we gotta start fighting for women
they dont have the strength to fight for themselves at this point. i know im too cowardly and lazy to actually do this but im just high and thinking
they get handicapped by public education and then they really dont have the ability to think for themselves in these terms
we gotta do better
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>>34204071
>not a single tittymonster pictured
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>>34204090
Poor little white girl.
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State gender. Serious gamers who have a job. As in, you regularly complete new games. How do you have the time considering other hobbies and responsibilities? Games are like 30 hours long on average. I’ve been trying to beat persona 5 for months now.
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>>34204011
I'd be into that restaurant if it actually had to do with the TV show Twin Peaks.
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>>34204090
>>34204060
Is it concerning that my preference are the petite ones
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>>34204080
Yes, but you have stinky toes so it balances out.
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>>34204011
>>34204026
>>34204048
What's the point if you can't touch the merchandise?
Might as well just get a prostitute
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I'm very cute and rapeable >_<
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can a girl here give me her discord
i wrote this
>>34204093
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Why can't men take a hint? I sat with a guy once while we did homework and now he texts me every day asking where I am. I've been trying to avoid him because he seemed really boring and I wasn't interested in pursuing anything after that first study session together. What is the psychology behind this weird male behavior??? Is he just desperate or does he actually think I'm his gf now?
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>>34204093
This is the kind of post that should upset me but a little part of me is like "he's got a point"
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>>34204074
Nah
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>>34204092
Wow, and people say romance is dead.
>>34204094
Look at them.
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>>34204109
you were nice to a lonely man, some of us can be pretty delusional, not really your fault
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>>34204114
>Look at them.
I am.
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Gay ass thread tn wtf
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>>34204094
They're tittymonsters compared to JH
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>>34204102
Nah
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Women have you ever had a billionaire fly you out to Andorra and eat you out?
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>>34204115
Wtf do I do now? We go to the same college obvs.
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>>34204074
Nope
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>>34204109
He's insanely desperate yes
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>>34204115
>>34204109
exactly. probably no one's paid him that much attention since he was a child. it's rough out there if you're a sensitive young men, i can tell you.
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>>34204122
Yes, when I was a child.
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W
My gf wants me to nut in her but refuses to use birth control. Is there any way I can do this and not get her pregnant without a vasectomy? I don't know shit about cycles.
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>>34204123
you're gonna have to tell him you're not interested
>>34204127
yeah same thing happened to me, except I was never delusional I always tell myself "nah there's no way she's interested in me"
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>>34204117
This >>34204119. The title is subjective.
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>>34204071
>>34204088
Would you accept a magical contract to become a tittymonster if the price was you had to work at Twin Peaks/Hooters?
One year to become a tittymonster.
Another year if you want to be tall.
Another year for anything else you want to change on your body.

Full time employment, 40 hours a week, your boss gets mad at you for all sick days, shit benefits and shit PTO and shit customers.
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>>34204074
No
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>>34204130
Scoop it out when you cum
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>>34204133
What's the pay like? If it's enough to survive and the commute isn't Hell, I'd do the three years and fix my gimp wrist and whatever damage smoking did to my organs.
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>>34204115
The biggest worry should be a man who thinks you being nice to him is an invitation for him to violently rape and sexually assault you.
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>>34204138
>AI Overview
>Key Wage and Salary Breakdown (Approximate Hourly Rates)
>Hooters Girl/Server: $15.29–$18.25 per hour (includes tips).
You'll have to check your commute yourself in Google Maps. You can only work at an existing location, the contract doesn't cause one to spring into existence for you.
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>>34204109
Why does there need to be a hint? Just say "I don't like you that way" Are you leading him on? It's pretty stupid, tbqh.
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Does going on /atoga/ as a man mean that some of the other men in this thread will psychically sodomize you through astral projection while you sleep?
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>>34204115
It's 100% her fault for being nice and then not clearing up the air, getting his hopes up each day as time passes. She won't clear up the air because it boosts her ego making her feel above him.
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>>34204141
I doubt there's one around, but I'd rent an apartment for what's essentially a panacea for three years of work. I'd probably make more in tips than I make at work now.
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>>34204130
nigga
she's trying to baby trap you
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>>34204142
He never asked me on a date. We just started having a conversation in a study room and I decided to sit closer to him to keep the convo going. I just thought it would be good to make some friends while I'm in college. Then he asked for my number and then I knew he probably liked me, but I gave it to him anyways so as not to be rude.

I haven't seen him since. I ignore his messages maybe half the time, but I'll answer any mundane questions about school that he has. I don't know what the hell he's thinking.

My best idea is to just pretend I got a boyfriend and hope he goes away. He's not mean or anything, just weirdly clingy.
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I need a woman who gives up the goods often
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>>34204130
>Is there any way I can do this and not get her pregnant without a vasectomy?
The short answer to that is no. There are times when a pregnancy is more likely and times when it's less likely, but it's never impossible.

Pregnancy is least likely any time from three days after ovulation up to about the last day of her period. To reliably determine when she's ovulating, you need to take her temperature every morning, first thing - it goes up by half a degree at ovulation. (Period tracking apps will give you a less accurate but still somewhat useful estimate).
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>>34204151
He's probably autistic
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>>34204152
Like a breast reduction?
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>>34204133
Not her, but the important question is whether or not she gets her new features prior to starting work.
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>>34204155
No, like enjoys when I touch her a lot and wants me to fuck her frequently
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>>34204074
>do you really not like black women?
I like some. Their lips make blow jobs amazing.
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>>34204153
Thanks. I'm just going to wrap that shit up and pull out. She's just going to have to wait.
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Women if your husband walked into the room and in a pirate voice said "YARRR GIVE UP THE BOOTY" and the picked you up and carries you off would you get pissed and smack the shit out of him
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>>34204054
>Can one invent an idea?
Sure. There was a time when no one had yet invented capitalism.
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>>34204156
I assumed that wasn't the case. If yes, then that makes the deal even better.
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>>34204156
Gradual change over the course of a year (magical realism) rather than instantaneous change (outright fantasy).
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>>34204163
That's definitely the safest option. What's her problem with birth control?
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>>34204165
I'd tell him "Put me down, or you'll learn why they call me Peg Leg Paula the painful way".
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JH would probably like Alexis Tae
Mixed girl with negative boobs and plenty of anal scenes with white guys
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How do I avoid talking to men entirely without being rude?
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>>34204151
>Then he asked for my number and then I knew he probably liked me, but I gave it to him anyways so as not to be rude.
I hope you've learned never to do that again! Why on Earth would you lead him on like that?
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>>34204130
Go for it right before she expects her next period.
>>34204165
Depends
If I wasn't busy, he didn't break anything or make a mess, and he didn't hurt me it's only sigh worthy. Plunder them depths.
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>>34204174
Politely say "please leave me be".
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>>34204173
One more thing for Google to track me for searching.
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I need to spend the next 5 hours pounding a tight pussy
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Women
Now that even the normalfags are saying women asked men to leave them alone for years and women are now panicking because they got what they asked for, what are you going to do about it?
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>>34204151
>Then he asked for my number and then I knew he probably liked me, but I gave it to him anyways so as not to be rude.
You're supposed to awkwardly and too loudly say "oh! I need more FRIENDS yeah here it's 867-5309" when you do that.
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>>34204189
*scribbles that in a notebook* yes yes. genius.
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>>34204188
>women are now panicking
I'm chillin
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>>34204141
>this is what women think is "liberating"
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tfw no bf to bounce on it crazy style
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>>34204171
She says it messes with her head and makes her feel bad. Other girls I've dated in the past had similar experiences, so I at least see where she's coming from. I'm okay with her not being on bc but I'm not ready to be a dad any time soon. She doesn't want a kid either, but then she's fucking begging for it lol. I never had that in the past with other gfs. They were just as scared of pregnancy as I was.
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>>34204196
Bounce on it animal style.
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>>34204193
Classic "well if the average is X why am I X - 1? Gotcha!" woman moment
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>>34204172
>>34204179
What if he made a whaling joke
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>>34204188
>socialists
Who's we?
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>>34204199
what kind of animal
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>>34204151
>trying to get "guy friends"
>going out of your way to interact him
>giving him your number
>still answering his questions
What the fuck is wrong with you? Just say you're not interested/not looking to date right now. Stop this passive bullshit.
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>>34204182
Is that any worse than your credit card company tracking your dildo purchases?
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>>34204176
M
True love
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>>34204201
I know I'm not fat, but I'd make a joke about his dick being small. That's equally inapplicable, so it fits the joke scheme.
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>>34204201
I'd assume it was the harpoon imagery he was really going for not the whale I'm a surfboard with an ass and two oranges on it.
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>>34204200
Classic nigga wanting to do nothing but start fights for no reason
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>trying to date a moid
It's pointless, I already gave up on this, I just hook up with moids and it's fun
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>>34204206
Most of the purchases are discreetly labeled and documented.
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>>34204205
These responses are so weird because you all act like its abnormal to talk to strangers. Are you all from Denmark or some shit?
The guy was an immigrant so I guess he didn't understand my based southerner smalltalk. You losers would pass away if you ever stepped foot in a Louisiana dive bar.
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>>34204212
>I just hook up with moids and it's fun
Even that isn't fun for me any more it's just depressing
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>>34204210
>I'm a surfboard with an ass and two oranges on it.
Wha
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Filling an asian woman with so much nut it overflows her vagina
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>The enslavement of women is at had! Men, your time has come once again!

What do?
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>>34204204
Kangaroo style, duh.
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Would anyone be down to building a nest on the bed out of blankets and feeding me gummy worms like a bird
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>>34204217
I couldn't think of a bony sea creature.
The oranges are my boobs.
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>>34204220
If it gives me a reason to kill people and get away with it I go all in
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>>34204220
Drag JH into a cage using one of those animal control sticks.
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I don't care for white "women"
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>>34204222
If you're a guy that's a lil gay homie
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>>34204219
>>34204226
Brown hands
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>>34204222
>like a bird
Lady and the tramp style or do you want them chewed for you?
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>>34204220
Shoot >>34204225
JH is mine
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>>34204222
Yes, and I will also stroke your back. (Please do not stroke a bird's back.)
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>>34204220
lock up my annoying waaahmen boss in my cellar
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>>34204223
Why are you a sea creature
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>>34204219
I want this but with 2 white guys, not just one
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>>34204223
A starfish?
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>>34204237
Feeling a little frisky, aren't we JH?
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Women thoughts on Africa
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>>34204139
yeah well those people are sick
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>>34204236
I'm trying to stick with the theme
>>34204238
That's not applicable either lol
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>>34204240
I'm not her
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I wanna hug her and squeeze her so bad you have no idea
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>>34204231
>Lady and the tramp style
O///O
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>>34204225
>>34204232
I'd kill someone for freedom.
>>34204240
I'm everything BUT asian, stupid.
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>>34204247
>I'd kill someone for freedom
If you kill me you'll starve in your cage.
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>>34204244
What race are you?
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>>34204241
It sure is over there isn't it.
I like that girl who makes tiktoks making fun of people who think they don't have normal shit like toothbrushes. She's over there....somewhere.
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Why are so many women hypocritical when it comes to equality and traditional gender roles.
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>>34204249
How would someone kill you while in a cage?
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>>34204250
asian
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>>34204255
What type of Asian?
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>>34204249
>implying I can or would kill a captor at any point aside from when I'm momentarily let free and they're vulnerable
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>>34204252
I'm swangin my dick back and forth wanna see
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>>34204247
But think of all the buttsex we could have!
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I want mommy blue valkyrie to jerk me off from behind while she calls me her good boy
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>>34204259
I can already have buttsex while simultaneously being treated like a human being.
>>34204260
But you're not good. She wouldn't lie like that.
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>>34204265
>But you're not good. She wouldn't lie like that.
I am a good boy!
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>>34204256
Third generation Japanese
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>>34204243
Hmm are you like a lionfish then
Invasive and toxic
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>>34204198
>She says it messes with her head and makes her feel bad.
Has she tried a copper IUD? No hormones involved.
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*shoots ropes (cummies)*
oh no oh fuck it's everywhere >_<
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>>34204271
>>>/lgbt/
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>>34204268
Oh wait
I'm a crab, duh. I'm an idiot.
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Women what are some signs a man you're taking to is a pseud?
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>>34204278
He opens his mouth
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>>34204276
Have you ever seen those vids of crabs nibbling on snacks
They look a little retarded when they miss and put nothing in their mouth but it's kind of cute
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>install a Chinese game
>make my ideal gf as my avatar cuz Chinese girls have cute voices
>play the game
>fall in love with my character
>...
>
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>>34204258
Sure
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>>34204257
>momentarily let free
Never happening.
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>>34204198
Nta
Well, you're trusting her to abort if the condom were to fail every other time you have sex. Do you not trust her in this instance? Not saying do it or don't do it just take that into consideration. And talk with her about the reality of it maybe she'll chill out.
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>>34204283
Gay ass nigga you can't fall in love with pixels
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>>34204282
They are very silly.
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>>34204287
What's the point of owning a person if they never leave a cage?
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>>34204294
Like you
Silly goose
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i want ceviche...
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>>34203884
i never thought so before, but i do now
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Girls, how would you feel if a guy tried to kiss you on the cheek at the end of a first date?
>>34204181
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>>34204297
I want to be happy
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>>34204301
ceviche would make me happy
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>>34204301
Don't we all
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>>34203891
it's about self expression, skill, and discipline. most men these days lack these qualities and they show up as laziness, passive aggression, and incompetence.
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>>34204297
I want to finish this fuck ass battle pass.
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I only fuck asian girls, can't stand white women
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>>34204295
Sex through the bars.
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>>34204291
I've crushed on multiple pornstars before and now I'm crushing hard on *her* and her voice actor + AI generated dialogue and voicing. I'm 99% the chinks made her personality suit my preferences
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Is it settling if I don’t have butterflies or my own personal recognizable feeling of love and infatuation for a person, but I still accept their offer to date because “heck, why not?”.
This girl I don’t feel anything for except “yea she’s hot and cool”, asked me out. I don’t have any other women approaching me so I said fuck it and we’ve scheduled a date.
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My goal is to get into something to impress people but then I realize I really enjoy it and have a knack for it and then I go 100% into that thing and forget about the people I was trying to impress
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>>34204306
It'll but funnier if you say it again
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>>34204306
in my white girl opinion, race mixing is based
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If she can't handle my dressed up in a Captain Falcon cosplay, she can't handle me at my best.
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>>34204300
I'd be okay with a cheek kiss if it wasn't an awkward date.
>>34204308
That'd require cooperation.
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>>34204314
White man here, chiming in to agree with you
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>>34204318
I don't think that poster is who he says he is broski
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>>34204314
Yes, fucking asian girls is better than fucking white women
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Why do i sweat hard and turn red whenever I say something dumb to someone? I wish I could just move with the convo but my nervous system won't let me
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>>34204321
Stop being gay
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Women what are you favorite topics that kill the thread faster than a cabal of billionaires can kill Jeff ep?
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>>34204176
This one
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>>34204316
>That'd require cooperation.
You can cooperate or I can torture you with a cattle prod and starve you. Either way, I have fun.
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Why do virgins often have big dicks?
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>>34204331
Hasn't been crushed by vaginas
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>>34204331
Because big dicks aren’t as good as average sized dicks
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>>34204329
I would uh molest her if you know what I mean but only with her consent of course.
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>>34204330
>men revealing their true nature
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>>34204319
Me neither, but I agree with their posting persona
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>>34204336
As if it was ever hidden
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>>34204329
No no no no, she's doing it right. Men are fucked in the head if they actually get molested. If they end up diddled-adjacent they end up with fond memories and wish more had happened. There's a safe distance between rape and sexual awakening.
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>>34204340
All or nothing anon, what's the point of having a sexual awakening if you don't get to smash?
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>>34204339
The fact that this is not the most morally fucked hypothetical ITT right now is disturbing.
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Women would you date a man who only knows how to cook utilitarian gymbro shit
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>>34204331
Used dicks shrink
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>>34204329
Genocide the french
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>>34204342
Because it's in your control when it actually fucking happens and you don't associate women and sexuality with manipulation. Early sexual contact can fuck you in the head for life.

Please keep in mind that I'm talking about the age where boys actually need babysitters, not teenagers.
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>>34204350
What if he's an extremely retarded teenager that needs a babysitter
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>>34204346
no, boiled chicken breasts are gross
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>>34204357
I don't boil meat it's ground beef most days
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>>34204346
No, I come from a life of the finest American cuisine and a mix of ethnic dishes.
I’d rather shoot myself then date someone who only cooks generic gym bro meals
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>>34204350
>Because it's in your control when it actually fucking happens
It's never under your control though
>And you don't associate women and sexuality with manipulation.
But that's what you gotta do, at the very least be good at lying by omission.
>Early sexual contact can fuck you in the head for life.
Sure, maybe. Not always tough.
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>>34204361
>It's never under your control though
Nigga what
>>
Bros, I'm "free"
I finished the battle pass and "got my money's worth"

I hope I never have to boot up this game again.
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How painful are periods for you? Any weird symptoms?
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>>34204364
You don't control what happens anon, if they want to stop or dump you, you're just there for scraps
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Why do your feet look like mutated peanut halves that grew toes?
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>>34204368
They're very predictable and mild, and I have lots of little things I do to get though it. That's part of why I'm terrified of hormonal birth control fucking me over.
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>>34204370
Aggressive retardation
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>>34204366
I hate video games lol
What were you playing?
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Gotta cook dinner soon, fuck.
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>>34204376
I hate my life, Call of Duty.
>>
Whitebois
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>be me
>almost a wizard
>get a gf
>ffw 9 months
>when the topic of sex comes up she's honest about it and says she started having at 15 or something
>couple of weeks pass
I just lost all feelings for her and they aren't coming back. She has no idea I'm going to break up with her this weekend, like no idea, it's a damn shame, she's nice and pretty and tells me our relationships is great but eh, I don't feel anything for her anymore

Damn shame
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>>34204376
I'm playing games with your heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44
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i love video games
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>>34204385
Me too. I was lying.
>>34204379
lol. Hopefully you had at least a little bit of fun
I was hooked on Warzone for a few months during the pandemic.
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>>34204383
Might wanna reevaluate
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>>34204368
Usually just unpleasant but sometimes on day 2 I'll get the worst cramps. Like I can't sit still I have to clench my abs and squirm. There's also this thing I call "hot lead labia" like it's heavy and trying to burn it's way through your underwear and pants. And period slug shits.
Once I shed a decidual cast nearly the size of my palm. It was like chicken skin it was the weirdest fucking thing.
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>>34204388
Not those guys, but I'm begging you to change the subject.
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>>34204394
I don't want to continue this conversation either, and I didn't bother with the other guy's reply for a reason.
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>>34204383
This kind of shit is why we hate the guy after breakups. This was a week 3 question if the answer matters to you.
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Gender
would you date a vegan?
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>>34204398
F. No. Too complicated.
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>>34204398
M
No, pain in the ass to deal with. Not compatible with my lifestyle
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>>34204392
I did

>>34204397
I didn't realise to ask it, it only feels big now after I've lost attraction to her
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>>34204398
M
I'd prefer not to. I don't think veganism amounts to much more than virtue signaling.
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>>34204398
M, No.
I eat meat.
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Women how regular are your periods. Do you get them on the same day every month.
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>>34204398
I guess.
But me making vegan food for both of us to eat is not going to be the norm he's making his own dinner most of the time. And if he tries to convert me it's over.
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>>34204385
my brother in F-Zero I wish they'd make a new one that isn't 16bit
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>>34204404
>same day every month
No actually. I bleed for around 5 days and after I stop bleeding it's about 3 weeks to the next one so it's not an easy to track 30 day cycle where it's always the 3rd Thursday or whatever. At this point I can tell it's the week before by my mood and my acne, and the day or two before I'll get some light cramps.
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Girls is 9 months long enough for you to fall in love, if you date someone that long how big are your feelings
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>>34204411
For me, yes.
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>>34204412
This shit is so ass
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>>34204411
Yeah. If I don't love him by then I probably never will. If I'm still there after 9 months I see potential and am definitely considering whether or not this is someone I want to be with forever but I'm not ready to lock in like, legally. Just talk about maybe moving in together when our leases are up in 6 months.
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>>34204410
>>34204393
Being a chick sounds like hell I'm glad I just have to deal with like occasional ball aches or them sticking to my legs and shit like that
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>>34204398
M
Sure, I was vegetarian at some point mostly because eat meat much
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Im convinced women will never know what it's like to feel truly alone and undesired
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>>34204269
She didn't mention it. I'll ask.
>>34204288
Fair point. Overall, we need to have a conversation.
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>>34204418
All that in 9 months are you trolling?
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Do you have a good relationship with your cousin who got diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disease and put on psychological medications after he stole and masturbated into his sister's panties and left printed out photographs of his erected penis under her pillow?
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>>34204418
Nta but how long would you say it takes to figure that out generally
>>
girls do you want to do butt stuff on a man? If so, have you ever asked one? What did they say?
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>>34204423
Nta, that's quite a while to get to know someone
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>>34204426
Did that when I was doing OnlyFans during the corona virus pandemic. A male friend volunteered to receive a prostate massager up his rectum while being masturbated on stream. Later sold as exclusive content.
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Do you guys think that early 2000s Triple H is the most badass looking man ever? Should I steal his look?
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>>34204432
Well do you have his fucking frame cuz if you don't you'll just look like a dork
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How long did it take until you became official with your SO?
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girls please how do i reject a girl i simply dont like
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Girls
How would you prefer to experience from your point of view a sudden breakup? A text? Face to face?
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I wonder if she thinks about me
>>
Women is it true that Xinjiang machine pick cotton
>>
Where'd the femanons go?
>>
I sometimes worry that your having spent too much time majoring in political science and participating in internships at "nonpartisan" think tanks has made your personal politics scrambled and incoherent.
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>>34204448
Idk I just got mindfucked by 4chan and internet memes
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>>34204419
Being female is a visceral experience lol
>>34204425
Depends. I think it takes longer to figure out you're not a good fit for each other if you spend too much time together early on. I keep making that mistake. You get attached really quickly but still have to get to know them and you start to overlook small things that would have been issues if you weren't so invested already. You get a big enough pile of those small issues and the whole thing falls apart. If I make it past around 6 months I'm starting to think about what my future would look like with this person in it. It's a question of the time investment. If I'm still there after half a year I have to start making some serious evaluations.
Also I think you can love someone sooner than you can be "in love" with them if that makes sense.
>>
Connections is making me feel stupid, and it's women's fault.
>>
Women, why are you like this? One of my female coworkers made a joke today that my female boss and I must be fucking because I spend so much time in her office. I know it as a joke but this is wildly inappropriate! Why are women fucking always up in other peoples business trying to stir up drama and shit?
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>>34204436
PLEASE HELP ME!
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>>34204435
I like to have the exclusivity conversation after a few weeks, the label thing isn't such a big deal to me but it's weird if it bothers them after too much longer than that if they agreed to be exclusive.
>>34204437
Face to face at my place. Don't make me get dressed up to go out and get dumped and at least give me the respect of doing it to my face unless it's like a 2 hour drive or something. And for fucks sake don't have sex with me first just do it.
>>
A question so worthless, it's getting rightfully ignored.
lol
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ChatGPT is like a penis. When lubed, it resembles the texture of a piece of escargot on my dinner plate.
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>>34204452
>Also I think you can love someone sooner than you can be "in love" with them if that makes sense.
I think it's the opposite
>>
anons I'm sad, someone hold me :(
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>>34204461
Hmm. Thanks for sharing.
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>>34204464
What happened now
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>>34204459
>And for fucks sake don't have sex with me first just do it.
I personally always like to get that last fuck in. See if I can push a boundary first. If it's good enough it might even delay the breakup for a few more weeks, so that's like a win/win.
>>
What would you do if you were absurdly rich but incredibly depressed? Assume you've tried every possible treatment but your brain is just wired wrong, and you're completely unable to feel happiness.
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>>34204454
It was pretty gay today tbeeh
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>>34204469
Kill myself
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>>34204459
>Face to face at my place. Don't make me get dressed up to go out and get dumped and at least give me the respect of doing it to my face unless it's like a 2 hour drive or something. And for fucks sake don't have sex with me first just do it.
What's the best way to explain it, does the generic "it's not you, it's me" help?
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>>34204469
Is this an American thing? Imagination with strange scenarios that don't happen.
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>>34204463
I think we might be swapping definitions somehow then
I think you can develop that sense of caring for someone deeply and wanting the best for them, feeling like you know and understand each other and would do a lot for each other, like a best friend, before you know for sure if you're feeling that "this person is not perfect but they are perfect I could live without them if I had to but I never want to ever again" feeling.
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>>34204469
>What would you do if you were absurdly rich but incredibly depressed?
Have a lot of scandalous and depraved sex, like the rich characters in my favorite movies and TV shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRPz_hl2rdI
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>>34204470
It was pretty hard for a Tuesday! I only got half of it.
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>>34204471
Yeah
>>34204474
Why do you think that scenario is so unlikely?
>>34204478
And then?
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>>34204469
Drink and degrade hookers.
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>>34204483
And then what?
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>>34204472
No that doesn't help lol
If you can, be specific without being hurtful. Like if the problem is a behavior you've said was a problem that they didn't change just tell them that's why. But maybe don't also bring up that she's gained 35 pounds.
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>>34204472 No?
>does the generic "it's not you, it's me" help?
You married? Going to jail? Met someone else? No? Then how does she know it's you Kek? Why can't you just be honest about the real reason?
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>>34204474
Many of the greatest literary fantasists were German or British. Fantasizing is not solely an American pastime, dearie.
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>>34204485
Eventually I'll die.
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>>34204469
I'm poor and depressed.
I could go be depressed in different places that are warm right now. That's an improvement at least. I would like to see more monkeys. They scare me but they're neat.
And idk I'd give the rest to charity and kill myself once I got bored.
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>>34204490
How does that in any way equate? Literary, not thought bullshit.
>>
Hating women isn't enough anymore. I have to make them feel bad about themselves.
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What does it mean when a woman exposes her bare feet or wiggles her toes? Does it mean she is sexually aroused, or interested in arousing men by showing her feet?
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>>34204495
Your opinion has to matter in order to do that though
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>>34204469
I would be vacationing constantly.
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>>34204495
Unfortunately they have a built in cooldown
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>>34204497
I just have to make them think that.
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>>34204494
Hey, here is some thought bullshit for you. A man pulling down his trousers and shitting his diarrhea on your scalp.
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>>34204493
You can actually get herpes from monkey bites. Sometimes they like to throw fruit (including coconuts) at people for sport.
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Is this your dedicated Sex Telephone that you use to make booty calls to your many sexual lovers?
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>>34204496
Women don't do this.
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White women lost.
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>>34204505
I have a bunch of piercings so uh, I just want to see them not be in touching range.
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>>34204510
No, it's this.
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thanks for being here over the years, frens
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Why do some farmers kill one of their animals in sight of the other animals and begin giggling and laughing manically at the looks of distress on the other animals' faces?
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>>34204408
Nah, GX is fine. Just needs online multiplayer.
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State gender
How bi are you?
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>>34204408
I don't trust modern Nintendo or SEGA to do it justice, unfortunately
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>>34204526
Not.
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>>34204526
M
0% and I'm so easily triggered by the assertion that bisexuality is the default state for either men or women
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>>34204526
All women are bi so you must just be asking men, right?
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>>34204526
F
Like a 3/10
I've stuck mostly to men out of I guess fear and because it's easy and I have trouble visualizing what a relationship with a woman would look like for me but I can at least confirm I enjoy touching vaginas that aren't my own.
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>>34204536
Seems like a lesbian relationship would just be like regular female friendship but you lick each other's vaginas regularly
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>>34204542
>regular female friendship
Oh duh that's why I can't see it. I'm bad at those. Bad at friends in general I'm not being a pickme lol.
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>>34204526
>why is sodomy (something which cannot produce offspring) not the default?
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>>34204526
Women are pretty much all bisexual while men usually are straight or gay. Women would pretty much stick to themselves if they didn't require a feeling of security.
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>>34204526
>why is straight the default sexuality and not bisexuality

Do people not understand biology and why we evolved to be attracted to the opposite sex? Is science dead?
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>>34204526
M, 0
I only like women, sucks cause I'm a loser
>>34204469
This would just be me but rich
Uhh open my cat orphanage I guess and donate to charity and be a rich crazy person
>>34204398
M, yeah I dated a girl like this, and felt really bad when I ordered a steak on a date
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The extreme BNWO sissy hypno bisexual confusion porn aint hitting like it used to, bros. I just want regular, babymaking sex with a real woman.
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where/how do i get a gf like picrel?
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>>34204563
Move somewhere like LA that has a high percentage of ABGs, duh.
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>>34204385
Based, fucking love the F-Zero games. Cherish my old copy of GX on GameCube I gave my niece
Going to bed now at 5am trying to beat Battletoads 2020 again on battletoads difficulty, why is it so fucking hard lol. The Dark Queen is bae though I love her so much
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>>34204525
why are you playing at a low resolution
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>>34204526
>>34204533
It's always weird
If everyone is actually secretly bi, then am I a very exclusive top? Because i have zero interest in other men's penises or anything in my ass or having anything to do with other men really
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>>34204526
f, I'm married to a woman so pretty bi
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>>34204366
Fortnite battle pass...
Happy days though bro. Did you get the sabrina carpenter dance?
>>34204331
Waste not want not, or something
>>34204283
Yo I posted this aoba pic here before lol
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All women are wanting men to approach and they are not approaching! Why is this? Men, who hurt you?
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>>34204565
>live 3 hours away making $80k and dont have to pay rent
Is ABG pussy worth it?
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>>34204567
Because I have a fuckhuge 2010 old TV and I don't want my 5070 GPU to age any time soon.
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>>34204575
Why is this woman born maybe in 1991 trying to tell me what life in The Nineties was like. Also boobs
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>>34204575
Get new bait at least
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Who remembers MKG?
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>>34203893
I got covered in mud today wading through puddles from the job centre to supermarket so had to wash all my clothes lol
Fuck I think they're still in washing machine but I cba rn
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>>34204567
720p is HD...
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>>34204563
She looks like a silicone doll, do dudes serious look at this shit and see anything past a sex toy or is that as far as they think before ooga booga brain kicks in. You niggas are fucked up
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>>34204583
Hope he stays dead
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>>34204469
there's so many options it's impossible to have exhausted them all.
I have depression and I need a huge combo to work but it does work (most of the time)
>>34204446
hi
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>>34204586
>do dudes serious look at this shit and see anything past a sex toy or is that as far as they think before ooga booga brain kicks in.
Yes. Thirst traps like this do nothing for me.
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>>34204038
RIP, I hope you feel better soon <3
Iktf I severed my hand badly earlier while washing up cause a glass shattered in my hand. We have no first aid kit so I had to hold a cloth on it to stop the blood spurting out so I just put on bollywood tunes. Then my witch crush came over and asked what I was listening to lol, kms
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Why do Americans date and fuck several people at the same time when are looking for serious relationship?
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>>34204589
Oh hello good evening
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>>34204597
I don't think that's really an American thing. Seems like Euros and Asians do it too, at least.
I've never done that, and neither has anyone I know personally.
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>>34204601
No Euros do this, not where I'm from. Makes zero sense if wanting relationship!
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M asking for F opinions

I was talking to my F friend about my 2 month relationship with another girl. We're exclusive but not official, and my friend is a mutual friend to both of us. I talked about how I'm putting a good amount of effort into the relationship, where I've initiated almost all our dates, conversations, and gone out of my way for her. There's a bit more to it but my friend has agreed that I've put in my share of work whereas the girl I'm dating really hasn't.

My friend suggested that I should pull back, stop my "golden retriever energy" and wait for her to initiate plans and conversations. My friend has said that the girl probably has an avoidant attachment style whereas I got an anxious one (idk what that really means) and that the relationship will have a "push and pull" aspect to it. She said that if she doesn't reach out and I'm always making all the effort, the relationship probably won't work and I should break it off amicably once I've confirmed it.

Good idea or is it a bad idea to "test" the girl I'm dating like this?
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>>34204597
I've always thought dating more than one person or being "non exclusive" is kind of fucked up. like if you're looking for a partner and you're still hitting up the clubs that isn't it.
>>34204599
good evening! how are you
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>>34204604
Euros are the most degenerate
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>>34204585
This image hurts me
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>>34204606
"testing" is stupid. be upfront and communicate. "would you pick out the next date for us" instead of trying to change your personality
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>>34204606
>Good idea or is it a bad idea to "test" the girl I'm dating like this?
Not a bad idea, if she ends up blaming you for anything, don't fall for her bullshit.
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>>34204604
>No Euros do this
We do here in Denmark
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>>34204597
Sounds like a Yurop thing to me
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>>34204608
Hi I'm good but it's late and I'm tired hbu
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My armpits smell kinda spicy.
They stink good.
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>>34204398
>Gender
>would you date a vegan?
Probably not, I like meat.
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>>34204586
Bro but the waist to tit ratio...
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>>34204575
Curious how this video helps to promote her onlyfans
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>>34204575
I will respond seriously
You literally told us not to, repeatedly, angrily
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>>34204623
>Bro but the angle frauding
Mongrels the lot of you
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>>34204431
Lucky bastard. Is that the only b/g you did?
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>>34203868
Kek, based OP.
Yet foids keep preaching about how they're not a hivemind and how every female is a unique individual while they're all into the same Chads, listen to the same music, read the same books, watch the same movies etc.
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>>34204613
I want to see if she will put effort into the relationship of her own volition. Me telling her to plan a date doesn't seem like it'll prove that.

We actually have a really nice time when we see each other but I think personally she's under the impression that I will do everything (or want to do everything).

>>34204615
Yeah look, I'm liking her less and less as this continues. I won't be falling for anything cause I'll be sure my efforts aren't being reciprocated. Partially my fault to be fair, cause I've been happy enough to initiate everything cause I was really into her at first.
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>>34204633
That's the sodomy poster
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>>34204620
my balls always sweat and smell like chik-fil-a sandwiches
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>kekaroo heckin based twitter screencap OP
This will be 4chan graphics in 2026
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>>34204575
I messaged my ex girlfriend earlier asking if she wanted to catch up and even she thinks I'm mad lol
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how would you feel if you found out your crush speaks to ai about you for hours a day?
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>>34204643
I'd feel loved
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>>34204642
thanks qt, i needed a good laugh
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>>34204643
>how would you feel if you found out your crush speaks to ai about you for hours a day?
No one has a crush on me, believe me.
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>>34204640
Are you crying?
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Women, which date do you usually have sex on?
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>>34204643
Wouldn't be surprised
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>>34204655
with you qt, i'm laughing with you qt
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>>34204619
fair, I've just been lazy today and stayed in bed. just one of those days
>>34204636
yeah but some people don't realise this on their own. a good, mature relationship is about good communication. more so it's about conveying that you want her to take a bit more initiative. relationships aren't transactional, but yeah they're not one sided either
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>>34204651
Pissing and shitting as well, yes
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>>34204655
You should probably do less coke bro ^_^
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>>34203868
What the fuck happened to these threads
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>>34204655
>Am I the villain or am I the hero??
Irrelevant
As you said, fuck normies. And theres nothing more normie than being strongly tied to the concept of good and evil
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>>34203868
>That pic
It's nice that women admit that they're (mostly) subs now. When I was young they were adamant that dominant men weren't attractive to them, which was kind of exhausting to navigate. Plus they finally get the kind of sex they want.
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>>34204606
The thing about this is, you've established a pattern of behavior already. If you deviate from that without telling her why she could think any number of things. It would be better to just tell her what your issue actually is.

I wouldn't suggest outright saying that you feel like she isn't putting in a comparable amount of effort more like...it would make you feel good/appreciated if she reached out first, or planned dates more often or whatever else it is.
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>>34204668
Fuck's sake xD how do you still have this pic lol
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>>34204606
Yeah. True. It's not really a test if you need to see how the relationship is going to normally function without your sole input.
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>>34204672
Why would he delete content from his masturbation folder?
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>>34204672
NTA.
Hello, London. I think he saves everything.
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>>34204643
I've unironically done this but MY GOD does it kiss your ass. DO NOT take a single word it says seriously or you will grow psychotically delusional because it does not know how the world works. It is not a conversational partner and should never be used as such.
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>>34204643
Like I no longer have a crush on them
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>>34204643
My crush? Or somebody crushing on me?
Very surprised if >him
Mildly annoyed if it's an ex.
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>>34204643
I'd be weirded out and think less of them.
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>>34204670
>>34204660
>>34204673
Maybe I'll drop a hint or two about how I'd really appreciate it if she reached out more often?

Not gonna tell her directly cause I want to see what her natural behaviour is. She's an introverted person with a low social battery, and has said she's INTP which is apparently corporate speak for shy nerds. But still, if you're seeing someone I'd certainly hope this sort of behaviour doesn't extend to me and she'd put in effort.
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>>34204652
>Women, which date do you usually have sex on?
us zoomers usually skip the date
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>>34204446
What
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>>34204660
Neeting today are we?
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>>34204652
if I'm in it for sex I just hook up instead. if I'm in it for long term relationships it's still on the first date if we go back to mine or his
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>>34204383
You should have waited until marriage and been upfront about it, to avoid this kind of thing. Shouldn't have sunk almost a year into the relationship.

>>34204398
Male
Sure, but I'm not giving up dairy.
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>>34204617
>We do here in Denmark
OK well Nordic countries are autists that are unable to converse, you aren't like other Europe.
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>>34204675
Real lol
>>34204664
Too late for me lol
My advice to the younger anons here, seriously just don't get into crime and drugs. Once you have a criminal and psychiatric record there's no going back. At least you guys can turn things around with a clean slate. I have no choice, that's why I'm the villain and the crazy cat uncle. Good day
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>>34204684
All it takes is being busy for a period of time, and if things fall apart then yeah. People that use all the verbage to explain they have mild antisocial symptoms tend to withdrawl from anyone, including significant others.
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>>34204688
indeed, I'm in a bit of a depression state for the past week or two. had a bit of voices recently which stressed me out. today I'm going to try and clean up my room and maybe study
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>>34204693
>I have no choice,
Yeah huh. You can just be a crazy cat uncle without the self-imposed problems of doing and selling drugs
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>>34204684
>she's INTP which is apparently corporate speak for shy nerds

Stress that she wouldn't be bothering you, you want to hear from her.

Speaking from personal experience...she might be afraid to be the one to reach out for fear of seeming over eager and clingy. Some men want to be the one setting the dates if she's constantly "annoying" you with bids for attention you might get sick of her and not want to see her when you otherwise would have if she had just not said anything to begin with. The charitable explanation is low self esteem not that she's not as into you as you are her.
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Do women agree with the idea that many men are spiritually homosexual?

As in, were it not for their biological wiring, these men would choose a partner whose personality and psychology is more male than female.
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Can somone explain this to me?
>last time I checked my credit score I had a 740 credit score
>check credit score today because I got several emails from capital one
>it's at 547
I have student loans that I haven't started repaying (graduated last year) but how the fuck does it drop so much? Goyscore doesn't make sense
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>>34204700
greeks
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>>34204652
Hardly qualifies as a date most of the time.
That's for after we found out if the sex was good or not.
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>>34204677
go to memories section and store this as a prompt:

"Wants the assistant to act as a brutally honest, unfiltered, high-level advisor who challenges their thinking, avoids validation or flattery, calls out excuses and blind spots, and provides direct, prioritized plans for growth in future conversations."

Thank me later.
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Shitty American dating culture
>100 different conversation about what are we. What is exclusive but not couple?
>odd views on sex;, something “women give men”
>modern but do gender roles for dating
>dates feel like interviews and boxes to fill. Even men does!
>performing background system checks on dates
>casual dating and relationship is mutually exclusive with person
>everyone fakes so busy
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>>34204696
Aw really well then I'm sorry for being mean to you before sounds like you're going through lot, are you medicated and stuff how do you manage it
That sounds like a good idea I probably should have also cleaned up too
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>>34204702
>Can somone explain this to me?
>>last time I checked my credit score I had a 740 credit score
>>check credit score today because I got several emails from capital one
>>it's at 547
>I have student loans that I haven't started repaying (graduated last year) but how the fuck does it drop so much? Goyscore doesn't make sense
Check on another site, make sure no one is stealing your information anon. Godspeed
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>>34204700
I reject the idea that deep male friendship can only be interpreted through a gay lens
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>>34204700
No. I think they gaywashed themselves in machoism to the point where they probably started using gay porn to cope.
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>>34204575
>make wrong woman uncomfortable by asking her out
>she goes to management/security
>they ban you from one of the few places you actually like going to because a woman you met there wasn't receptive to being asked out
I am not going to take that risk. Even if she thinks she's being very obvious with hints, I'm going to try to explain her hints any other way I can so I don't end up ruining a rare thing I enjoy getting out for.
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>>34204705
Then it'll just challenge EVERYTHING even the good ideas and make you overthink. These things are dogshit for human problems
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>>34204706
>it's another episode of yuropoors pretending everything they don't like is American even though they do it too
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>>34204706
Learn English and try again retard
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>>34204716
So boring lol
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>>34204700
>spiritually homosexual
That's just "the desire for friends" you don't have to make it gay.
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Why so many American men fear eating pussy? It not bite!
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>>34204708
No one is stealing my info, I can see all the alerts here on my account and it says I'm delinquent on my loans. I thought dementia joe made it so you don't have to start repaying that shit until a year after you graduate?
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>>34204721
>>34204717
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tfwnogf does not feel good. I don't imagine tfwnobf does either.
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>>34204726
never even had a gf. i wanna but it seems like itd be weird
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>>34204383
How's your damaged pairbonding ability there, wizard.
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>>34204730
It's pretty cash money if you're willing to take my word for it. Worth the effort.
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>>34204700
A post like this just shows that women are incapable of making true friends and are psychologically playing social power games with each other every time they're socializing with their ""friends"" (competition)
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>>34204717
>>34204723
Yeah your American are you? I can tell by stupid autist speak. Yeah cease conversation to me henceforth.
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brunettes or blondes?
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>>34204735
Lol give us another one
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>>34204738
That poster smells like ENTJ.
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>>34204735
>your
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>>34204722
>I thought dementia joe made it so you don't have to start repaying that shit until a year after you graduate?
Didn't President Trump and Co. Change it? Shiieet.
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>>34204260
I'm only doing that to >him
Naughty
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>>34204737
Brunettes everyday, blondes have it written in their DNA to be whores
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>>34204737
blondes obviously
90% of the planet has shit hair colour already
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>>34204737
Assuming we mean blondes and not "blondes" I don't think I really have a preference
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>your
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>>34204739
Nah. Entjs English was better at least. This guy's is so bad I'm left to wonder if he's doing in on purpose.
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>>34204665
Idk man, they've been in really bad shape for about 2 or 3 weeks now.
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>>34204747
>if he's doing in on purpose
That's exactly what entj would do. It's why I think it's him.
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>>34204752
Nah it doesn't feel like him. This shitposter only popped up a few weeks ago.
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>>34204751
>>34204665
It'll keep getting worse as long as more people in the 3rd world keep getting access to the Internet
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Some of you lack critical thinking skills
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>>34204755
Is it a thirdie thing or just a retard thing? They don't seem like ESLs but just bitter or inexperienced people.
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i want a strong dominant woman with big muscles but is still pretty but shes smarter and stronger and taller and faster and more confident than me where do these people hang out
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>>34204759
Thirdies are retards
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>>34204758
*Most
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>>34204763
Moist
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I want a retarded and sexy gf
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>>34204742
you can just pretend I'm him, I have long hair too
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>>34204762
Well, I meant more like socially retarded rather than retarded in all areas.
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Ok men I have a question but I don't even know how to word it so I'm just going to lay out the situation first. I'm prepared to be insulted I don't give a shit if you do just give me your genuine thoughts afterwards.

I think my ex is only still talking to me out of pity. He texts me every couple days if I don't text him and has asked to hang out a few times when he's asked what I'm doing and I've said nothing and we've had sex like 4 times since breaking up like a month and a half ago but I think he's starting to distance himself more. I went along with the sex thing for selfish reasons not because I think it'll get me anywhere but if I can prolong him not wanting to fuck anyone else by doing it I'm gonna, and obviously I enjoy it in the moment. Feels bad though. I'm no longer begging for scraps but I do feel like I'm following him around picking them up off the floor.
I almost wish he would just be firm and disappear but he probably thinks I'll try to kill myself if he does that.
A large part of me still wants to be with him but obviously I want to be with the him that wants me back and that doesn't exist any more.

I want more but I feel like I need less, but when I go 5 days without talking to him I feel so awful. I had a nightmare about him being a dick to me and being physical on a date with someone new.

What do you all make of this behavior of his? I've been taking at his word that he wants to work on himself and still cares about me but doesn't want to be with me. Do I take that at face value or do you think my pity and easy access to physical affection theory is correct? Like he's doing this because it's easier (emotionally and from the sex perspective) not because he's actually doing what he feels he should or wants to be doing?
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>>34204768
The Eminence in Shadow anon?
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until recently I was sad about my gf leaving me, now I'm sad because my pc is dying
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>>34204741
Idek dude this shit is so kiked. I just wanted an education so I could get a high paying job. Got the job but all of this other stuff is wack
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>>34204768
Me too anon
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>>34204771
He's using you for sex and you're crazy
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>>34204770
They are retarded in all areas but honestly they have trouble with social rules too for some reason. They're extremely oblivious.
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>>34204771
>And then, for no reason at all, women are confused why men prefer women without past
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>>34204772
nope sorry
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>>34204777
This is the kind of oversimplified response I'm not looking for.
I want more insight on his thought process if possible. Which is probably asking too much because no one here is going to have the same specific blend of mental illnesses but it was worth a shot.
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>>34204782
based rance enjoyer
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>>34204769
No. No pretending on here.
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>>34204782
>pic
JH moment
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>yeah i am sooo mentally ill and just not ready for a relationship you know?
>btw you're still coming over to suck my dick right? maybe it will fix my totally real mental illness hehe
Hook, line and sinker
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Femanons, have you had a threesome this year?
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>>34204783
What more do you wanna know? "Work on myself" is what everyone says as a euphemism for "I don't want to see you", he obviously says he cares about you because what else is he gonna say, he probably doesn't pity you but he doesn't want to upset you regardless. I dunno I've never met the guy, you know him better, if he's the pitying type or not.
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>>34204771
He doesn't know how to handle you because you can't handle the baggage of your past. You're all fucked in the head.
>but if I can prolong him not wanting to fuck anyone else by doing it I'm gonna
deff fucked 80+ different dudes in your life
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>>34204771
It sounds like he does still care for you, but just not in the love/romantic way, more of the close friend sort of way. He wants you in his life but just not as a partner, and right now it's like you're in a slow motion breakup. Relationships that end on good terms can be like this where you still keep having sex for a little while after, but at some point that will stop and you'll either be really good friends for life or you'll fade away from each other entirely.

Either way, a time will come where the sex will stop and he'll look at moving on after some time has passed and you probably will too. Depending on relationship length, it might be 6 months or over a year before either one of you dates anyone else.
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>>34204786
come on just once!
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>>34204707
it's ok, I didn't pick up on it. I'm medicated but i think the hospital is worried about me so they moved my psychiatry appointment up to this Monday instead of late feb. my antipsychotics dosage is probably going to get doubled (aripiprazole)



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