>try to search for escort services >99% are scams>phone numbers are often outside the united states>craigslist and backpage are dead>us government are being fags about consenting adultsWhy is this so hard?Does anyone know if there are any places to hire an escort that isnt an obvious scam?I feel like going outside at night and driving around but im new at this and probably wouldn't know where to look?
>>34204509Go to los angeles and go to western and keep driving up past 3rd street and there you will find a plethora of nearly nude streetwalkers dancing on all of the sidewalks every night from 6pm to 6am. Last time I bothered one it would've been $100 for fucking, but I turned her down and paid $10 to motorboat her tits for a few mins instead. They were cold and clammy, not like the tits my ex had.
>>34204509>usadon't you just get a lap dance and then ask to go to the private room?imagine not having legislation for your brothels lmao
>>34204509What you want, escort or hooker? You get hooker driving around. You should just go to Asian massage parlor, let a nice old mamasan rub you long time.
>>34204509>usFound your problem. Go to a sane country.
>>34204626>pay money just to find out its no touchingIncase i have to spell it out for you that means no sex.>>34204654Fallout usa never had this problem. Nuke tbese niggers.
>>34204674Life isn't a video game.
>>34204733Life is a overly unpredictable pretentious drone, but keeping your faith in God and moving forward helps you get through it. And I don't care that saying that fries your mind, because it is being fried by the light of God.
>>34204767Purile pessimism only blows the minds of 16 year old.
>>34204674>that means no sex.only if they actually enforce that rule, and once its you and the stripper/hooker alone, she can decide whatever.
