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Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>tfw still miss my ex
>>34206640Big dick?
I need to fuck a drawing
Women, is it weird for a male friend to gift you something for your birthday/Christmas?
>>34206643average, made psychologically tiny by having an otherwise humongous frame. it's over.
My family believes that the reason I'm not getting my desired job as a Math teacher in the local school district is because the faculty hiring committees are spying on my weird posts on the internet and using them as a reason not to hire me. Are they right?
Women, what's the longest break you've taken between relationship partners? Could be two different fellas or the same partner if you got back together.
>>34206646I meant her?
Women when you pee does it make you horny?
I love you small breasted and flat women <3
>>34206650she has no dick, she is a bona fide woman
>>34206651Women never get horny.
Women are you real?
>>34206644youll get a papercut
>>34206644I need to fuck a woman in cosplay.
>>34206644why is there steam coming out of her titty
>>34206655Women desu
>>34206658My wife suggested this as an idea when we were first dating. It never happened.
>>34206647I highly doubt it, especially if said weird posts aren't attached to your real name.If someone in the district or a parent of a student has an axe to grind with you, I could more readily believe this.
was looking at some hentai comic and i couldnt get hard or turned on at allis this good or bad
>>34206664Ah fuck man, that sucks.I don't imagine you've been left wanting regardless, but you think you'd ever bring it up again?I might cease to be a human being for the rest of the night if a woman dresses up like Miku for me.
>>34206655Mhm
Let's talk about the most sexually predatory or sexually creepy person you've ever known. What was their vibe like, and what were their behaviours like?
>>34206670Fuck you
>>34206667It means you're not mentally ill.
Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids
>>34206652Yeah thanks!
I'm very depressed today, if only a woman could give me a hug, nothing sexual, just a hug
>>34206671Mcant think of anyone
>>34206670You have to be this >>34206644 or else
>>34206678hugs are sexual
>>34206671MI knew a scene kid in high school who was an open lolicon and shotacon, but the thing he found most sexually attractive was Kirby.I can't remember if he actually went on to become a sex offender or not, though.The stinkiest, weirdest kid I knew who played football (never washed his towel, got staph from it) molested a little girl at a church after we had all graduated.He had been working with their early childhood program for over a year at that point, and he molested this little girl while she sat in his lap at the back of a room with all of the other kids and the other babysitters in the dark, while they had a movie on.
Why do men get turned on by the shape and movement of women's toes or the balls of women's feet?
>>34206668>I don't imagine you've been left wantingI absolutely have. She talked up her oral fixation, telling me that I'd need to get used to having my dick sucked all the time. In reality, it rarely happened, and the last time was well over a year ago.>you think you'd ever bring it up again?Nah. Pointless.
>>34206675In anime
>>34206647no your f a m are craycan't you move for a job tho once you're qualifiedyou could always try math tutoring also>>34206667maybe you're just not horny or it was a shit comic>>34206644don't get papercuts on your dicc>>34206685bc they're degenerates
>>34206671Christian right wing guy. You know the vibe
Every day I become more and more convinced I'm schizoid
>>34206683no they're not, is it sexual when your mom hugs you?
>>34206628Not sure if you are still checking the old thread, but my answer >>34206642
>>34206681lol I’m flat and short. What happens now
>>34206685i dontfeet arent hot at all. theyre too knobbly and bony and weirdlegs are nice, abdomen, neck, back, etc. is much hotter. even hands are better. feet are just ew
>>34206661People fart steam from their pores in hentai. It is strange
Women, how gay are you?
>>34206691I used to think I might be schizoidturns out it was just depression and trauma
>>34206690This but add white in there too. Why are they all ugly and creepy losers?
>>34206703>t. timmy
>gf rarely smiles, is easily irritated or frustrated, if not completely neutral most of the time >absolutely blew up because of a small inconvenience last week and bit herself on both arms so hard it bruised because of an argument we had >took her to the gym yesterday to try to teach her. Rarely smiled and looked incredibly pissed off the whole timeI care for her but she's draining my energy and I have to walk on eggshells around her. Almost 100% sure she's heavily depressed, but apparently none of the things I've tried to do for her have helped. What other options are there for me to help her? I am actually going to say I need this weekend to myself because I'm quite worn out from spending time together.
>>34206702I don't have trauma
>>34206686Welp lol
>>34206697>midgetThen I can still pick you up and throw you around until it turns you into an anime girl
>>34206671He keeps to himself a lot, always seems fake, obviously prefers women and doesn't really care about men, but has no idea how to talk to them. He gives off the impression he's hiding something and has a fake air of politeness that's probably just there so no one finds out what he's really like.he's me
>>34206691I've worried I was in the past too, but I don't think I'd be chatting with you right now if I actually was.
>>34206710You will.
it's back, that feeling of despair and hopelessness
>>34206716You'd kill yourself?
>>34206709>bit herself on both armsjust dump her. plenty of non retarded chicks out there
>>34206671Skeevy middle age guy like you'd meet in a shitty bar who made comments about underage girls
>>34206719No, I mean that I wouldn't be looking for socialization at all, not even here.
Ah shit I responded in the other threadOh well this one is too new for my relationship bullshit.
I want to lick a foid's neck
Why did you marry a man who practises pedophilia?
>>342066485 years>>34206655I'm not sure honestly >>34206718Did it ever really leave?
>>34206713Not nice
Hate white women
>>34206703That was implied, but yeah
>>34206734Why, and what are you?
>>34206710are you surewell I guess see a professional about it if you're concerned but there's nothing wrong with being schizoid, long as you look after yourself>>34206726same but armpits
>>34206731>Did it ever really leave?yeah it comes and goes, right now it's back full force
>>34206701Gay enough to eat her ass in a threesome.
>>34206718if it left before you can reassure yourself it's temporary at leastiktf tho shit sux
>>34206737>same but armpitslove armpits but I feel like licking their necks right now
>>34206740I'd rather just watch you kiss.
>>34206741yeah, better stay away from sharp objects for now
>>34206742lol basedI prefer kissing neck tho
>>34206737No traumaInvolved parentsI did talk to a therapist about once and she said it was unlikely but I just dont know what else can explain me
>>34206726same but the inside of her mouth
>>34206744): look after yourself buddy and try not to do anything rashI spent most of yesterday doing housework and errands to try distract myself from the suicidal thoughtstry to channel it into something productive ig or just rest up and take it easy
>>34206743Can do
>>34206745>>34206748fuck it, I want to kiss them and lick them everywhere actually,
>>34206732nice is a necessity, albeit one I don't have. my height carries weight it gives me the right to chunk midgets like MLB with my very own hands
>>34206749yeah I'll try to distract myself, maybe I'll draw something or go to bed, I appreciate the concern anon, thanks
>>34206736I am GOD
>>34206732Is that guy bothering you?
>>34206756...Are you quoting Torres? You switched it up but I think you are.
Femanons, how do you feel about cum swapping and creampie eating?
>>34206747well, what makes you think you might be schizoid?you could just be an autist or otherwise neurodivergent>"social detachment, preference for solitude, lack of close bonds, indifference to feedback, restricted sexuality, rich inner life, social ineptitude, apathy"this can all just be introversion/autism/adhd/depression etc. kek. I'm the same way>>34206757based, what kind of stuff do you draw? drawing is cool, I know doing creative stuff when I feel up to it helps me a lotalso prolly gonna go bed in a min
>>34206759Yeah right. What color underwear am I wearing? What's my Zodiac sign?
Women my fuckin back hurts so much
>>34206762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A3BGNC8x5A
>>34206764>what kind of stuff do you draw?I usually draw how I feel or whatever comes to mind which results in some very schizo looking drawings
Has anyone else had something they were worried about in their life, and then the worry came true? Or it got worse? What was it?
>>34206737>same but armpitsmy nigga
I've never had a girlfriend at 25 because I'm 170cm and weigh like 55kg (120lb)Is it over for me? I never even tried because I'm too self conscious. Other than that I'm a rather normal guy, quite charismatic, quite funny, not too ugly, take care of myself. I'm a bit pessimistic and isolating and avoidant. But mostly because I don't wanna bother other people, I actually crave love.I'd like to know your honest input because I've always wanted a family but for some reason (maybe medical issues , idk) I weigh less than an average girl. And I can't change it. So I want to close that chapter and either try or accept I probably won't find anyone and turn to other thingsI'd say that the only deal breaker is my weight. If I could gain 20kgs I would feel confident but I don't know how. What medical specialists can I go to? a dietitian?
>>34206766I am genuinely sorry to hear that
>>34206771NTAYou gotta explain more or share a drawing. Sounds like you could be nativeanon
>>34206765No underwearSome normie shit like gemini sun and rising
>>34206780no I'm not native anon.
>>34206773When I got my first bf I was afraid he'd turn out to be lazy, dishonest, irresponsible, neglectful and disloyal, and he did
>>34206777You are the exact male version of me. Wow. Idk if we should get married or check for dna relations
>>34206781NTAbut hey! I'm a gemini and I'm not a normie >:(
>>34206783There we go, thats much better. Dope art, very rustic.
>>34206771that's awesome lol, well feel free to share anything>>34206777>because I'm 170cm and weigh like 55kg (120lb)no offense but that's not the reason why kek>I'm a bit pessimistic and isolating and avoidantthis is why>>34206776man of culture>>34206783wtf this is really sicklooks like somewhere mordecai and rigby would end up
>>34206781Bzzt wrong. You're not a godGray boxer briefs, Leo sun, Libra moon, Pisces rising
>>34206764My anhedonia, depersonalization, etcThere's a difference with introversion and avoidant and how I feel and actThe therapist said it was unlikely because I didn't have the family history
>>34206777If your confidence is low enough for you to ask others it is indeed over.
>>34206778It's so damn over
>>34206793>anhedonia, depersonalizationI mean not to play armchair psych but this sounds like possible depression desu. doesn't have to come from trauma
>>34206773I was worried I was going to get used and stringed along with the prospect of a relationship. I am unlovable himbo
>>34206783Scribbles in the back of my middle school math book
>>34206788holy cringe>>34206792>Leo sunstill normieGeminiLeoTaurus all normie all boringNext you'' say you ave a 3rd house dominate chart lmaooo
>>34206773I was worried about my health and then it got worse
>>34206773Lol yesSeveral times I've got the feeling "this isn't going to work" with a relationship, living situation, or job and told myself I was being a pesimist and searching for the worst case scenario but what it actually is uh, knowing myself.
>>34206784Hey babe
>>34206797But I've felt that way my entire life
>>34206799I got snapped at for being bougie by another anon when I suggested that anon buy a sketchbook with unlined pages
>>34206789thanks!>>34206791>wtf this is really sick>looks like somewhere mordecai and rigby would end upthanks, love regular show btw, I should rewatch that one of these days>>34206799heh yeah
>>34206777This one would fit in my pants.
>>34206807>love regular show btw, I should rewatch that one of these daysbased dudeapparently they coming to fortnite lol
>>34206802Why'd we do that to ourselves, anon?And what the hell do I have to do to make this an easier lesson to learn for any kids I might have?
Astrology isn't real.
>>34206815You have to know it since all women under 35 study it.
>>34206815I know, but it can be fun.Ironically, the signs do generally do a good job of describing people who believe in astrology.
>>34206813I don't play fortnite but that sounds cool!
>>34206783>heh heh.... im so dark and edgy... look at this stupid drawing i made . . . this doesnt even scratch the surface of whats in my sick and twisted mind.... heh
>>34206819no that's not what I meant, it's just a shitty drawing anon
>>34206688I like these pictures.
>>34206815>>34206819found the party poopers
Women, do struggle to meet men?
>>34206823I wonder what their thoughts on soft drinks are.
>>34206824Yea but I’m uglier than her
>>34206826Bot post.
>>34206824No. I struggle to think men are nice in the wild. So I don't want to meet them.
>>34206787Yeah I think I was meant to be a woman... But it's weird because I've got quite a big dick at like 17.5cm That's over 10% of my height God likes to play tricks on people>>34206794this thread is for it isn't itnormie ass bitch >>34206791well one stems from the other
>>34206826as long as its dieti need to be thinner
>>34206817You'd probably be that the people who you talk to on those psychic holiness aren't juat swindling you
>>34206800not those anons but this is aquarius behavior
>>34206824single men dont go to any of those things lol. except for bars
>>34206828?
>>34206814Overcorrecting for my negative worldview with reckless optimism? Honestly couldn't tell you, if I knew it wouldn't still happen on occasion.I think teaching the. Go have strong personal boundaries and self respect would help at least. I don't trust myself.
>>34206824She's not struggling to meet men she's struggling to find one she likes period. Two different things.
Do you think the color of an electric guitar can affect the way it sound?
>>34206777i mean idk i've dated guys with lower bmi's than you. at that weight its more about your face. you should probably try to date, not really much of a reason to not download an app or try to chat someone up, just dont be a perv and you should be fine. deffo uncommon to still be so skinny at 25 though, however not completely unusual. consider working out and changing your diet. i also really struggle to gain weight because i dont eat much. at least you arent 700 lbs? your weight isnt a dealbreaker, in short.
>>34206837>>34206824
First date tomorrow. Prolly gonna fuck it up desu.
>>34206815Of course not it's just funny to pretend to be judgemental of someone because they're a Libra or whatever>>34206824I don't struggle because I don't try
>>34206655>Women are you real?We're complex.
>>34206824Is it true that swing dancing classes have like 80% women? Lol
>>34206822ikr they're cuteI've been on a Sabrina Carpenter kick lol https://voca.ro/11FOQekntaDi>>34206830>one stems from the otherdoes it though>I think I was meant to be a womanI mean no one's stopping ya>>34206844break a leg>>34206826kek they only drink hard drinks
>>34206847nta, not swing dance but I went to a couple of dance classes with a gaylord friend and they were mostly women I stopped going bc I'm shy but met a couple of baddies
Femanon, does your pussy have mind control powers?
>>34206853If it does they're independently controlled because I haven't learned how to do that yet.
first rule in being a young guyyou don't casually talk to women in public, ever
QT is back in Chad mode
>>34206853what controls men's mind is their smell not their pussy
>>34206840yeah I'm thinking about trying out tinder just wanted to hear female opinion all I need is literally 1 girl to eventually wife, that's itnot sure if I can find good candidates on tinder, but maybe because I'm in a more traditional European country, so while there are some thots, there are also just normal girls on tinderalright I think I'll try dating then>>34206850>does it though hugelyI mean, probably something fucked up with my brain too a little bit. But being underweight does severely affect my confidence. And it compounds year by year. >I mean no one's stopping yaGod made me a man.
>>34206853Yeah, I control it with my mind.*squish*
>>34206824>Despite all this - Nothing.what does "nothing" mean exactly, she didnt find a guy she liked, nobody asked her out, there were no males present at all, etc. people need to learn to be specific
>>34206859And one of the more potent smells that controls our minds? It's pussy smell
>>34206824How many does she expect to meet at a book club?
>>34206864no it's actually their armpit smell combined with their deodorant actually. Oh and the smell of their hair
>>34206856>I haven't learned how to do that yet.Just love bomb and gaslight them during post-sex cuddling.
>>34206858that's right I'm CHADChopped uncHorny AndDepressedI didn't get blackout drunk today at least>>34206860>being underweight does severely affect my confidencesorry to hear that, I hope you can work on your confidenceplenty of girls like skinny guys>God made me a manthat nigga sleeping tho>>34206866I went to a book club once but the girls were nerds and using words I didn't understand so I stopped
>>34206839Yeah. The cooler the color the better you play.
>>34206857idk I tend to avoid people in public but if someone starts chatting to me I'm not gonna blank them lol
>>34206834Yeah, I dont know anybody who goes to any of those things either lol. .an app that arranges dinner for seven stangersonly chicks would do something like that kek
>>34206869Well yeah, armpits and the hair on their heads too. But I can kind of tell if a woman is wearing pants or a skirt without seeing her first
>>34206827HelloMy darling
>>34206839no, but I really want a cute jaguar one day
>>34206870But those aren't pussy powers
>>34206824ngl, while I feel bad for her, unless she's severely chopped, she's probably just waiting for random guys to approach her at these things
>>34206859Mhow's that? like yea if a girl smells like shit ill avoid her keke
>>34206839Certainly, but not in any perceptible way. Not nearly as much as the shape of it, whether or not it's hollow, what wood it's made out of, what pickups it uses, etc.
>>34206875If a woman starts randomly talking to you with a smile on her face nine times out of ten she's digging for info to frame you for a crime
if you're a dude and you've ever worn cologne you're a normalfag, full stop.
>>34206824No sympathy unless she asks some of these guys out.That's the response I get.
>>34206884but if they smell nice I will do whatever she asks me to do
You don't mind me smelling like gravel?
>>34206824i've never struggled to meet a guy. i'm pretty though so its not dreadfully difficult. i think dating via irl interactions isnt very common now, i'd hesitate to ask a colleague or art lesson peer out for fear of making future interactions awkward if it goes wrong. with dating apps i've found it very easy, however the majority of men are just looking for casual sex and i find that quite unappealing. at the same time, i've met some lovely men on there who i've had nice relationships with. men are often too easy, like keep your legs closed for 10 mins jeez
>>34206889I don't like wearing that, it makes me feel like I'm surrounded by older men
>>34206887ntawhy do people parrot this meme. its not funny anymore>ooh le federal agent ecks dee hurr durr i protecc le virginity :3 from le ebil wimmin XD :3
>>34206889If I haven't showered in weeks am I the based chud?
Femanons can I glance at pretty women on the subway a little longer than normal if I'm ugly? Do I have permission?
>>34206892if you're a woman? no
>>34206824I find when you specifically go out with the intention of finding someone you don't. A watched kettle never boils.
>>34206891i have never noticed a woman smelling nicethey either smell like greasy shit mixed with b.o. or nothing at allperfume is a meme
Women, whats the best movie to snuggle with and why is it Groundhog Day?
I had a dream where I spit on a corrupt mayor and had to spend the rest of the dream dodging her hit squads.Literally all my dreams are like this to some extent. tf is wrong with me?
>>34206889I might be fat and balding, but that doesn't mean I can't smell good.
>>34206824>i-i'm socializing and doing fun stuff, where are the handsome and forward single gentlemen who want to do these things?The female equivalent of craigslist men looking for teenage female subtenants who will pay him, cook for him and sleep in his bed
I hate having dreams where I'm cuddling with (her) I would rather have nightmares every night
>>34206906youre a normalfag, sorry. only low iq thoughtless npc lemmings think scented chemicals smell "good"
>>34206901Not true but you only remember the horror stories
>>34206897because metoo happened you did it to yourself gg no re
>>34206899you should glance much shorter normal, all ugly guys are criminals
>>34206910Nah.
I remember when I was in middle school and my crush walked past me one time, and she was kinda sweaty and smelled a bit, but man that smell hit me like a fire engine and sent me to heaven for all of 3 seconds even though it was just sweatiness. Pheromones are real I believe
>>34206902>perfume is a memeCouldn't disagree more. Smells good and is fun to shop for with her imo.It's obviously not something I expect her to wear most of the time, but I've found it makes for a good gift.
>>34206644B-based
when I was a teenager I once came just by being naked and thinking about my crush
>>34206911It is true tho all the best people I know I met when I didn't expect to
>>34206889I'm not a normalfag at all but I wear colognes everyday, gotta stay fresh and compliments are nice>>34206905sounds more exciting than my dreams kek>>34206921based psychic anon>>34206902>i have never noticed a woman smelling nicebro is gay
>>34206899No. Why are you looking at strangers at all? You should only look at them if they're following you, to show them that you're aware.
>>34206913>taking a legitimate movment where women are sexually assaulted on the streets every moment and making it about youAppalling and incel behavior.
I love POCussy
>>34206928Because they're pretty and I like them
>>34206913a bunch of dumb celeb whores whining (on twitter like 9 years ago) about choosing to fuck some jew producer means:a woman on the street will create some elaborate scenario to frame YOU specifically, a completely random stranger, of sexual assault, rape etc. fukken lol
I don't go for white women
Women, are you emotionally available?
Women, are you sexually available?
Women, what do you have to say for yourselves? Sorry isn't good enough.
>>34206935same except I don't go for any women
>>34206939Kill all men
>>34206934makes me think of the whole "noooo i cant give a woman cpr cause she'll accuse me of rape" thing, like no thats never happened? what are we doing? incel circlejerk istg
Women, does wearing short skirts with nothing but cute panties underneath give you a sexual thrill?
>>34206945no
>>34206941I'm gonna kiss your boobies
Women... I...
>>34206943yeah bro. theyre like:>dont even LOOK at women or else theyll call the cops on you and youll go to jail for raping her and then youll get buttfucked by a large black man after you drop the soap>no ive never asked a woman out before, wdym
plap
>>34206941
>>34206903Not Princess Bride or Splash, Top Gun?
>>34206946Why not?
How often do the women itt wear skirts, anyways? I rarely ever see women in them.
>>34206941alright im ready. come on. get started. kill all the men. we're waiting.
Women... I don't care if youre uncomfortable.....There.... I said it....
>>34206955>Princess Bridemy highschool gf showed me this one lol, good times>Top GunThe Naked Gun is funnier
>>34206936Yes.>>34206938No.>>34206939Iaym waylkin hear!>>34206945No, it lets my vagina breathe.
Women can I leave moid reeducation camp yet
Women. Why do you smell so good?
>>34206957I haven't worn a skirt since middle school, and only because they were a part of the dress code
I wish a woman would kill me softly, we could have sex first, then as we sleep she could stab me for cheating on her
>>34206964Dude keep your voice down they have grenades
M and FWhat music do you people listen to when in these threads?
>>34206962vagina doesn't have a lungs
Women, thoughts on the questions we ask itt?
>>34206971It do.*queefs on you*
>>34206967Understandable. Wearing one has always seemed like a huge hassle to me, especially without tights.Sure like lookin at them though
>>34206970MI don't really like listening to music while reading or focusing on stuff because I just mentally tune it out.
>>34206970https://youtu.be/_rYe9AyeUZA(Male)
>>34206970music of my balls hitting my hand
>>34206945>boys... does the thought of having a male penis weiner make you hard? ;) are you turned on when you put your willy wang johnson in gray sweatpants?Get a grip
>>34206980false equivalence, many guys would say yes
>>34206956hard to wear them when people try to look up them, it doesnt really create a chill vibe yk? maxi skirts are easy though, super cute with some boots. >>34206964no, get back to work
>>34206980You joke but a few of us who post here would probably answer this with some variation of yes
>>34206962Zero (0) value provided to the thread with this post, thanks.
>>34206970Midk whatevers in my algrorithmically generated youtube playlistrandom shit really. itll give me a touhou remix then merle haggard
>>34206970WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP
>>34206984its 4chan, thats to be expected.
>>34206822I'm still doing shitty sabrina carpenter remixes https://voca.ro/1jovr6rdYhWAand Usher the other day https://voca.ro/1e4MjeAGL3US>>34206941what would the murder weapon be>>34206964>reeducation*re-education, maybe you need more time in the camp>>34206969hey babe are you a grenade cause you're lovebombing me rn>>34206988LET'S FINISH OUR HOLIDAY CHEER
>>34206955But then you don't get the satisfaction of seeing a grumpy asshole slowly turn kind and generous for her, and your bf doesn't get jealous because the love interest is some super handsome ripped guy.
>>34206844Gl
>>34206980Not the sameI've done some cross dressing and even shaved my legs and the feeling of pantyhose or air on your thighs is sexually satisfyingNot the sexual organs themselves
>>34206980I want to objectify >him in grey sweats.
>>34206784Sounds like you were manifesting, girliepop.
Remember men, never approach women
>>34206970https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD34b9lnkq0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr1CaHnfeoQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Dg7IfNL4whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=majhoT0jnyMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5BRfBSlEFMI have a pines
Men, what is sex?
>>34206773i dont worry. nothing ever happens
>>34207004A miserable little pile of secrets>>342070022bh I'd be embarrassed if a girl approached me in front of my family
>>34206970Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6pUSKNAZk4
>>34206995That's because you're a sex pervert who fetishizes dressing like that. Skirts, panties and pantyhose are normal clothes to me, they aren't any more arousing than feeling sleeves on my arms.
>>34206989Seeing so many men post here about how hard it is for them to not get boners in public or in other inconvenient situations made me feel like I'm one million years old
>>34207010yeah exactly
>>34207004It doesn't exist, ts a CIA psyop, I never actually had sex, my memories of it were fake implantated by CIA.
>>34206970Mhttps://youtu.be/x7fe-SWRHPAUnironically
>>34206844You've got this.
>>34206995Lol, autogynephile.
>>34207002>todays datego back to twitter
>>34207010>you fetishize itYeahBut I think that girls wear it out of the same drive, it's just so normalized for you that you get less dopamine out of it that it becomes "normal"
>>34207004What is sex? A miserable little pile of secrets
>>34207011i dont think ive had a boner "in public" like ever lelnot even at workhell maybe only a couple times in the entirety of high schoolthese people are just different
>>34206988if you like MLP OST you should also check out the GOATed Strawberry Shortcake OSThttps://youtu.be/pGwcSJc_e9Ahttps://youtu.be/cUHbyyhsOjs>>34206970listening to techno rnhttps://youtu.be/mP5aNEaE5v4https://youtu.be/UDEPRrBCVLc>>34207003this guy games>>34207004male or female>>34207014Saul Goodman is calling...
>>34207018hi, woman here. no, we dont lmao we arent gay little perverts like you
>>34207004a disgusting gross ugly smelly act that animals do
>>34207020Dude I know lmaoA stiff breeze gets some of these guys going
>>34207012NTA. I've heard that transvestic fetishism has an a higher than average comorbidity with pedophilia.
>>34207023you might not know it consciously but you do unconsciously and you know I'm right
>>34207019Beat ya to it >>34207006
>>34206970>>34207003non-joke answer thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Yhy05Gfa0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiP_lvt5SNAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71_QwZt69A
>>34207027lmao no, please go outside and stop jerking off for 5 minutes. this is a weird way to look at the world.
>>34207027NTA.MIs there any evidence of this, or is it just sex pest cope?
Why did this anime meme become a thing, it's not like a girl can hurt you in public
>>34206899As long as I didn't see you do it it didn't happen
>>34207032sex pest cope, im betting he has never touched a woman. likely even his mother was repulsed
If you had to give yourself a disability, what would it be?
The history of the world is but the biography of great men.
>>34207039Great man theory has been daboonked
>>34206936>>34206938Only for Him™
>>34207018wearing clothes out of a "drive" is wild>>34207038the disability of always guessing the right lottery numbers
>>34207027MNo, that anon who cracked a joke about us donging dickily around in gray sweatpants hit the nail on the head.It's just clothing to them.
>>34207044>Only for Himhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGvidlULUD
>>34207002You can have your life ruined for sure.
>>34207037These seem like the type of guys who'd have Oedipus complexes
>>34207032https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Sex_and_Character/Part_1/Introduction
>>34207033Never seen itis it some new thing on /a/ or something?
>>34207044shit I can't copy a link https://youtu.be/yGvidlULUDQ
>>34207050omggggg get a jobyour life will not be ruined unless youre a creep. then again you hold this idea so that description might be accurate for you
males,would you date a girl with an eating disorder if she were thin, but not skeletal?
>>34207060M, yes, I have done
>>34207060Sure, if she's happy
>>34207060Fall girls have eating disorders
>>34207060Yeah, but Im making her eat when she's with me
>>34207038Does erectile dysfunction count? It's not like I'm using it, so I won't be missing much.
>>34207060Yeah. I've never done it before, so I might be a little overeager to help you cope with it.
>>34207066fake news>>34207067bruh
>>34207071okay, all girls should have eating disorders. dont be fat lmao. - a girl
>>34207002I've never made a woman uncomfortable at least. How many men can say that?
>>34207060Anyone who specifically says they have an “eating disorder” is an attention-seeking whore.
>>342070744 in the world total
>>34207048Okay, good to know I still think it depends on a girl, but they probably have a higher tolerance to being aroused by clothes thenBecause there's a certain fetishistic point of clothes for everyone For some it's latex, or other extremesFor me it's pantyhose and skirtBut to say that "clothes" are not sexual is wrong. It is, but the border of it being fetishistic differs for each person
>>34207066youre retarded. Just because you think youre fat and count calories occasionally doesnt mean you have an eating disorder
>>34206957Not often t b h I have to know everything I'm doing that day to wear a skirt. And often those activities are not super skirt friendly. They're kind of a special occasion thing.>>34206970I have the TV on
>>34207060No, lolED is not just an ugly body thing, it's an annoying attitude kind of thing, it makes you want to kill the girl
>>34206879Hi
>>34207019>>34207006Castlevania bros
>>342070730/10 ragebait
Would you date a woman who cannot stand music one week out of each month and won’t like it if you play it
>>34207049>>34207057I am unable to watch whatever this is
>>34207087Yes
>>34207077>to say that "clothes" are not sexual is wrongnigga I can't go outside naked>>34207087sure I'll just wear headphones>>34207088it's just a HIM song lol
>>34207087Bro what kind of a question is that do you really think men have such high standards?
>>34207087Considering reading this made me chuckle, yes.
gonna go bed, what should I fap to
I hate BlueValk so much.
>>34207093Sounds like a girl who becomes a total bitch on her period.
>>34207096Fat and balding men
>>34207090>I can't go outside nakedI said clothes not nudityIs there a certain outfit that makes you aroused? It's a yes/no question. I'm not talking about a skirt, just anything. Does it exist?
>>34207060Yea I like thin girls. She could also teach me some tips and tricks on not being a fat fuck lol
>>34207087Date me pls so I can either dote on you or listen when you tell me to fuck off for a full week out of the month
>>34207097I don evun carrreeuhhh.
>>34207038>If you had to give yourself a disability, what would it be?I honestly think I have enough already.
>>34207093Ithink men have no standards and then end up with girls who don’t like music and that annoys them >>34207094Is it funny
>>34207087I would never play music with a girl or anyone else for that matter, my tastes are too Japanese and weeby
>>34207102>Is there a certain outfit that makes you arousednot on myself lol, no>>34207104>teach me some tips and tricks on not being a fat fuck lolstop boozing, eat less junk, exercise more>>34207101please leave men, balding and fatness out of my fantasies>>34207115>that annoys themlol I'm very into music but couldn't care less about a gf's taste
>>34207004>Men, what is sex?The best way there is to establish human connection.
>>34207115>Ithink men have no standards and then end up with girls who don’t like music and that annoys themmen are easy af and then get pissy they dont have similar interests to the girls they date. maybe dont roll over whenever a girl smiles at you and actually try in your relationships rather than just looking for sex lol.
>>34207087I don't listen to music around others because I know my tastes are not something most can handle, not being narcissistic just had to learn it the hard way.
>>34207087I never listen to music anyway.
>>34207125ugh youre so unique and cool
>>34207125What the fuck are you listening to
>>34207124sex =/= relationship
>>34207060>would you date a girl with an eating disorderNo, no, no. Absolutely not. It means living in a state of permanent, helpless terror.
>>34207131well yeah duh but so many men get into relationships just for sex
>>34207115>Is it funnyI find it very cute and endearing and funny, yes.
>>34207122That's a good one.
Women, have you ever got tricked into sex? Like you were hanging out with someone or like met up and had zero intention of having sex but through a series of small escalations you find yourself naked and confronted with cock?
>>34207124>then get pissy they dont have similar interests to the girls they dateI've had nothing in common with most girls I dated desu, idk why some people care so much about shared interests>>34207125I like to play mad shit and see how long it takes before people turn it off >>34207133that sounds a bit dramatic
>>34207121>not on myself lol, noWhy is laced underwear popular for women? Is it sexually exciting for them, do you think, or neutral? Generally speaking, for most of them. What's the function of laced underwear?
>>34207138is this like some retarded little fantasy you have?
>>34207138That’s not being tricked. The guy just has game.
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>34207140>idk why some people care so much about shared interestsShared values and goals are so much more important for a good relationship than having the same taste in multimedia
>>34207142not sexually exciting, just prettyyou ever get hard due to a sunset? some things are just nice to look at
Women: where do you go to meet/talk to strangers online?Used to enjoy talking to women on Omegle, it shut down and I haven't really been able to find a decent replacement since.Have tried Discord servers but they tend to be really cliquey and boring, trying to force yourself into the conversation as they all just spam shitty memes or whatever is just unpleasant. I much prefer meeting one-on-one
>>34207142Magazines and advertising.
>>34207128Black Metal
>>34207138Nope.
>>34207148Then why do women most often wear this kind of underwear in intimate moments in bed before having sex? Pure aesthetics and 0 sexual drive?
>>34207147deffos
>>34207157Because it turns you and me on. Are you dense?
>>34207157Nta. Look man, women operate on social proof. When it comes to external decisions, women want what the think they’re supposed to want.
>>34207147thats never gonna happen with the growing political divide, its best to accept we're different
>>34207034And what if you did Would you kill yourself later that day
>>34207163Jeez, speak for yourself. The (astroturfed) political divide has nothing to with my values or goals.
>>34207163time to be gay anon!
>>34207161>Because it turns you and me onBut before you said that clothes don't turn you on, but just look pretty. I'm just trying to establish a fact, that clothes can be used in a sexual way for the wearer. So do you agree they can?>>34207158
>>34207163Don't confuse men with yourself. Most of us are not right wing virgins.
Either genderInteresting sexual dynamics. Thoughts on Matt Lauer's anal slut telling her story today. She told all her friends an coworkers previously the sex was consensual, but now she says it was not. She is claiming she does not like anal even though she told Matt she does. Matt liked it because he says it's transgressive.
>>34207169diff people, im the person who said it doesnt. i guess we're all different, who else is surprised women arent a monolith?? woah
>>34207169I'm a man, I guess I should have clarified.
>>34206701>Women, how gay are you?People think I'm gay, I'm not.
>>34207171NtaWhat does right wing even mean
>>34207083How have you been Didn't miss me too much I hope
>>34206701very much so
>>34207173I'm never asked about you specifically. I just wanted to prove that clothes can be used in a sexual way for a wearer and I used Socratic method for that.Thus, for some men and girls, skirts and pantyhose will be a sexual thing to wear, but for others it will be neutral. But we did prove that one function of clothes is sexual satisfaction for the wearer.
>>34207169>clothes can be used in a sexual way for the wearerthey *can* be in certain contexts, doesn't mean all women who wear tights and skirts day to day are trying to be provocative you nutter lol
>>34207176It means whoever is that is a loser.
>>34207172Anal is not typically pleasurable to women. I have seen exactly 2 men and no woman with a plug in at a club. And Matt looks like he gets topped.
>>34206885Do you think a blind person who grew up around guitar players, would be able to tell which color is the guitar, by the sound of it?
>>34207183I never said that or implied that
Giving femanon abdominal massages and cooking for her during the no-music week
>>34207189Nah, but they'd probably be able to hear those other qualities I listed.
>>34207054I was hoping for something medical not philosophical. But I gave it a read and found this error:>the answer of the anatomists is clear enough, whether it refer to the brain or to any other portion of the body; absolute sexual distinctions between all men on the one side and all women on the other do not exist.Men have an active SRY which women do not. Granted he couldn't have known that 120 years ago.
He wants to picture you all in skirts because it turns him on, even talking about it turns him on. He got called out for it, now he's butthurt and trying to backpedal with "they're just clothing".Am I getting this right?
>>34207188>Anal is not typically pleasurable to womenJH likes it
I went to a thrift store.Saw a hugo boss suit 100% woolIt was my size.I’m a 40USlabel says 52USIt also says 52ITAI’m like that’s impossibleAlso italian and USA size aren’t the same, IRLSo I didn’t buy it because it seemed fishyDo you guys think it was a copy?
>>34207138No>>34207146Unfortunately >>34207164>>34206899No you just don't have permission
>>34207189NtaNo that's nonsense A blind person wouldn't even understand the concept of color
>>34207197Bot post.
>>34207201Would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>34207198*banging on the table*THAT IS ONE INDIVIDUAL
>>34207202There are mutliple level of blindness. Also a person could have been born with sight and lost it later in life.
>>34207197probably
Why are men no longer approaching? Women are literally begging you to because online dating is now so broken!
>>34207199I'd've tried it on at least. If it looked good and felt good it could've been made by chongqjing pingping linglong for all I care
>>34207199Must have been from the past before they changed the sizes so fatfucks wouldn't get insecure.
>>34207196>I was hoping for something medical not philosophicalIt's say it's proto-psychoanalytical, which even now is a field that medicine doesn't fully understand >active SRY interesting
>>34207199Maybe? Get that shit anyways if it looked nice and fit well.
>>34207211>posted it againPretty much daily at this point lmao.
>>34207206no way
>>34207197No, I just wanted to justify my cross dressing :3
>>34207198JH is a loon.
>>34207175Short hair?
>>34207211>Women are literally begging you towhere the huzz at>>34207216must be competing with the "men are checking out of society at an alarming rate" poster kek
>>34207213NtaThey only did that for women's sizesMen's 42 is still 42 inches vs whatever the fuck 00 meansI have a coat from the 1930s-40s that fits about the same as a modern coat
>>34207176People just use political affiliations as insults for people they don't like regardless of the targets actual affiliation of their insult actually makes any sense. They're just going "you're a (person I don't like)"
>>34207211They want whatever they think is hot and not creepy. Preference varies between woman to woman. The only way to win is to not play.
>>34207199Sizes can vary by a lot and especially by brand. Even between some brands of shoes, I can be anything from size 7 to a 10 or 11.
>>34207211Men aren't approaching her because they're worried about getting trapped by her gravitation pull.
>>34207176it means me or people like me
>>34206885Shapes and woods have basically zero effect on sound. It's electrical not acoustic
>>34207227Why is that woman lying in bed with a full face of makeup but no bra (?) on? What's her angle
I flirt like an animal.By that I mean I will blink at you and do a little head move.GenderThoughts?
>>34207201I'm gonna do it anyway
>>34207217Why not?
>>34207220No, I don't dress feminine enough, eh.
>>34207234MI wouldn't notice
>>34207211Why do you keep posting this OF thot?Don't you realize she's trying to psyop men?Quit extending her reach.At least her paypigs get to see her naked. She gets your support for free, you cuck.
>>34207209You're stupid
retards don't realize stuff like that only works in person
>>34207234That is not a flirt. That is normal behavior.
>>34207211Bet you'd want me to approach your mouth with my cock faggot
>>34207234MI would notice and it would be hot as fuck but I would pretend I don't see it
>>34207238People are weird.
>>34207247People are strangewhen you're a strangerfaces seem uglywhen you're alone
I don't have time for white women.
>>34207234Gay
girlswould you date a man without female friends?
I have plenty of time for white women. Any color, actually.Help.
I have time for white men
femanon please describe penetration in detail. thanks
>>34207235NTA.Ahh, he's ugly on the inside, too.
Women if you imagine a guy going to get groceries and holding the bags full of food in his hands do you get the ick
I want to diddle your jiggly bits
Woman.
>>34207251I don't have time for womenUnless they're double my age and call me sweetheart then I have all the time for them
>>34207213How could they have changed it?American sizes for men, are the easiest one to understand in the world>Suit size = Chest size in inches>Pants size = Waist size \ Lengs lenght>Shirt size = neck size>Everything in inchesOnly american shoes size make no senses>>34207215>>34207212Here is my problem with this>Nice suit that fit with good material = 9$ at the thrift store>Getting your sleeves adjusted ≈ 50$ in most taylorI’m ok with paying 9$ for a copy that look good, not 60$.Also I have a lot wool suits from thrift stores. This is the first time I put one my size on and for some reason I felt this wasn’t made for man. I felt like it was made for some kids prom. Someone who’s trying to pass as an adult but dosen’t know how beside throwing money around. I felt weird in it.
>>34207258Hello :)
>>34207261you have mental illness for asking thatand if anyone has an ick from that they have mental illness
>>34207251Glad this is the first post I read today
>>34207265You'd like the southern US, qt.
>>34207266Are you saying 60 dollar is a lot
If she can't drink anything through her nose I can't date here
>>34207242There are multiple levels of stupid, also a person could have been born smart but grew up to become stupid.
>>34207258Hi lol
>>34207268Lol haha I laughed out loud irl from reading this my Brain is fucking damaged
Should I ask a cute cashier near my workplace for a number?Or will it give her creeps? I don't even know her name I quit my job so I will never go to that store again anyway after January
>>34207188You are way too obsessed with gay shit
NOOOO I HAVE THE ICKKKKK SOMEBODY HELP ME I'M male and ready
>>34207260I'm ugly for appreciating beauty?
>>34207261No. I imagine >him in a baby gap tee, jeans, flipflops, backwards trucker hat, sunglasses, with two gallons of milk in one hand, like 5 bags in the other, and diapers under his arm.*drooling*
>>34207266So it didn't feel good. Why do you regret not buying it. Who cares how good a deal or who made it, if it feels cheap it's cheap, don't worry about it
>>34207279Sure. Why not
>>34207261this made me laugh a lot ty
>and diapers under his arm.wtf you want him to wear those???
>>34207289She's a freak that's just the surface
>>34207172>Matt liked it because he says it's transgressive.Lmao, White liberals have a funny way of looking at things.
>>34207279Ask for her number. If she says no don't worry about avoiding her that's beta behavior. Dont push it but if you need groceries buy groceries. Pretend like nothing ever happened.
>>34207289kek
Why American dating culture so shitty?>100 different conversation about what are we. What is exclusive but not couple?>odd views on sex;, something “women give men”>modern but do gender roles for dating>dates feel like interviews and boxes to fill. Even men does!>performing background system checks on dates>casual dating and relationship is mutually exclusive with person>everyone fakes so busy
>>34207261MThis is how I shop most of the time since the grocery store nearest me quit putting out hand baskets :|
>>34207271For a second hand copy of a suit, that might not ve real wool but acrylics, absolutely.For a good leather jacket, no.The whole point of thrift shopping is to buy good stuff at ridiculously low prices, otherwise you might as well buy new clothes.
>>34207297M, AmericanI'd anything about dating culture as I've never dated. Maybe try asking reddit
>>34207294Seems like for a lot of guys the allure of anal is convincing a woman to do something she's not going to enjoy.
>>34207297Get a job faggot
>>34207289For babies, moron.
Should we ban ovulation?
>>34207297>this post againThese threads are so fucking shit now.
>>34207289Women are like that these days.
>>34207305My body already banned it #infertile
>>34207306Were they any better before thoWe just weren't acclimated to the bait then. We were oblivious. And even still some anons fall for it
>>34207305Force all women to get hysterectomies as soon as possible after birth
>>34207308If I was your bf could I cum balls deep in your every day
>>34207311No because I’d get infections
>>34207309At least you didn't get the same copypaste posts in droves with every thread like we do now.
>>34207305No, but we should designate Ovulation Zones, and I should be the only guard on duty at at least one of them
>>34207312How
>>34207312No you wouldn't, that's retarded.
>>34207315>>34207316Id probably get BV
MI need new sheetsTheyre getting pretty threadbareI'm thinking blue or maybe some kind of stripe/patternWhat do youse recommend
>>34207305>Should we ban ovulation?No.Make it permanent!
>>34207312>literally allergic to dickFeelsbadman.jpg
>>34207319Anon, no—!
>>34207317How my cum isjt some petri dish
>>34207317>id probably get BVWe'll make sure the doorway to the bedroom is narrow
>>34207319Imagine...
WomenIf I fill your tits up with helium will they get bigger as you fly away?
>>34207317>Id probably get BVYou may actually be retarded
>>34207322Actually...
>>34207327Try it with your balls
>>34207308do you still get horny?
>>34207321Yes!Think about it, no more periods.
>>34207320Literally
>>34207327I will not fly away. They will just be in my face.
there any lonely, single femanons posting itt rn?
>>34207198>the girl who was raped by her uncle as a child psyop'd herself into enjoying anal
>>34207334True. Your belly weighs it down too much
Is it wrong to initially assume that everything someone says is a joke? Not in a "You're a loser or a hack" type of way but in a "I don't really know whether or not you are trying to make a serious point so I will assume you are trying to be funny" type of way.This is generally the lens in which I interface with strangers so if they say something ridiculous and really meant it I would accidentally laugh at something they truly believed. Is this normal behavior?
>>34207329Just because you eat it doesn't mean the germs do
Women, do you recycle your existing best nudes when you send nudes to a new guy or is it always fresh content?
>>34207332But they’d eat us alive. We’d go extinct
>>34207338idgi, he effectively gets jumped and robbed for his jordans anytime hes in the thread
>>34207339Learn to laugh at the universe
>>34207339Get tested for autismThey have trouble with that supposedly
You have no idea just how much women hate you, Anons.
>>34207344Thats literally what I do, did you read the prompt>>34207347hm, what kind of benefits do i get for being diagnosed with autism
>>34207342Quite the opposite. We'd be fathers to many children.
>>34207339>how an autist trains for human interaction
If a bakery had a poster that said>We are openly racistWould you assume that the bread must be really good, for them to openly admit this and still be in business?
>>34207342Women will do nothing as alwaysAt their horniest most ovulatey phase, they're less horny than a dude at baseline
>>34207350More people should is what I mean
>>34207348Did the comments agree?
>>34207353No, I just wouldn't go there.
>>34207353No, I’d think they were using shock value to sell mediocre bread.
>>34207348Oh great now we're posting Reddit bait
>>34207350You get an autism card
Women should spoon with me.
>>34207327rance 10 eventuallyraping demon army girls into submission
>>34207353In the US? Probably In my country? (Poland)No, most people would maybe chuckle a bit but it wouldn't influence the decision of 95% of people I think
>>34207357
>>34207331I haven’t been horny in months
>>34207362>You get an autism cardCan I do anything with that>>34207352Yeah but seriously is that not a normal mindset to have>>34207356Ah *nods sagely*
>>34207365Don't be silly pjotr your women love Africans
I love stock photos so much
>>34207374>no watermark
>>34207348That profile doesn't exist
>>34207374The human race is so unserious.
>>34207366damn that's crazy, TK was right about everything once again
>>34207353I'd wonder why they posted that and didn't sell big black eclaires.
>>34207376https://www.reddit.com/user/maggi_noodle_eater
>>34207381They like him because he's a manipulative rapist.
>>34207381No the fuck they dont?
Do women really buy stock photos? The WEF really weren't kidding when they said all of them were mindless consoomers
>>34207381No we don't.
Wish I could have sex, but alas...
Will you sign this legally binding contract not to leave me?
>>34207366Interesting. It seems like women want men to be "naturals," and not rely too much on development or experience.I guess it's a gene quality thing.
You guys ever get that feeling, that there's something massive and heavy in your hands when there's nothing there?Like pulses of phantom weight that doesn't actually weight anything.
>>34207381Name one
Sleeping with a man would heal me
>>34207375I paid for it obviously What do you think I am, poor?
>>34207400a fat and balding one?
>>34207397Yeah but then I realise I'm cupping my MASSIVE balls again
>>34207400What kinda man
>>34207397No actuallyNever felt anything like that
>>34207400sleeping sleeping? or sex sleeping?
>>34207402>>34207405A tall, slim, and handsome man>>34207407Yes
>>34207400>>34207408"I'm so lonely" *swipes left*
>>34207406It's a weird feeling, I can't describe it.It's like imagine you dug your hand under a ton of sand, and tried to life it up, that kind of weight.
>>34207408Sorry, can’t help you there. Not slim or especially tall.
>>34207408how tall
>>34207400What's stopping you? Your boyfriend?
>>34207397I too think of holding boobs
>>34207400Nah I toss and turn and snore and get up at 4am and stumble to the kitchen very loudly, then drink milk straight out of the jug then knock a vase off of the mantle or something shattering it and getting water and plant everywhere
>>34207397Yeah that's my throbbing cock
>>34207408>A tall, slim, and handsomeOne of three ain't bad.
>>34207414Unless it's like 90Z boobs, I don't think they quite measure to the kind of weight I'm describing.
>>34207418"a" is one out of four anon
>>34207420The fuck is a
>>34207408Why can't it be an average height, fat, and ugly balding man?
>>34207416Your dick isn't there? What happened to it?
State GenderPlease regale us with tales of times you missed very obvious signals from a potential romantic partner (or hookup)
Giwtwm
>>34207400misery poster, a man isn't going to heal you :<
>>34207422How are you always here?
Would you date this handsome lad, ladies?
>>342074125'10" minimum>>34207413I need to get one first
>>34207418We got a skinny, ugly midget over here.
Ladies, what's the weirdest or cringiest thing you've said during sex?
>>34207427I'm not, You're just not here when I'm not here.
Women would you call your husband hubby/husby or is that cringe
>>34207425>watermark
>>34207424MToo many to list really. I didn't even know I'd missed signals until they told me later or some friend of theirs told me later.
>>34207400One pump & dump, coming right up!
>>34207426Why not. I think he would
>>34207430>5'10"fuck yeah, we're so back. we even have an extra inch to spare
>>34207432I'm 5'10", that's not a midget but it's not tall.
>>34207424MI have never missed obvious signals from a woman, as no woman has ever been interested in me enough to send signals in the first place
>>34207441Got anybody in mind?
>>34207424Had it happen with two different girls, that i was invited to sleep over in their bed, and i just slept in their bed with them. One was even regaling tales of how she has no gag reflex.
>>34207445No
>>34207438Nice humblebrag. Now tell us a story.>>34207446qt coded
>>34207437I'm not that rich
>>34207442Same lol I didn’t expect that to count
>>34207427He doesn't have a job or a girlfriend
>>34207443It’s tall to a girl who’s 5’2”
>>34207448Go look for him if you aren’t already
>>34207430How tall are you>inb4 5'2"
>>34207441cuz a man isn't gonna have the answers! but a man will convince you AND himself he has the answers if it'll get you two together. you feelin me? i'm tall, and i don't have the answers, and thinking i could get the answers has hurt people
>>34207450kek, i spilled a little bit of my food out my mouth. good one
>>34207233It's a thingMy sister goes braless the vast majority of the time now And before you ask she's got 1 body and an engagement ring
>>34207425Bros got a nicer ass than her
>>34207462With that much boob? The times have changedI wasn’t gonna ask and good for her btw
>>34207462uh ohpoor dude is gonna get cheated on cause of FOMO
>>34207456I don't know where to look>>34207455>>34207457... :(
Women, are you boldly, bravely and authentically being yourself and living your truth?
>>34207233She's a hoe who wants views
>>34207462Lucky fiance
>>34207449One of the worst ones was a girl that worked at a cafe I frequented and around the time of Valentines Day she constantly dropped in our small talk that she didn't have a boyfriend and didn't have any plans for the day, and before that she'd said the same thing from time to time about having no plans on weekends or after work. There were also flowers one on the counter one day leading up to it and I happened to ask about them, and she was really fast to say they weren't for her and she's still not seeing anyone and still didn't have plans. It's stunning how oblivious I was in retrospect but I do have serious self esteem issues.
>>34207211Holy shit they're huge
>>34207424One time in hs I stopped at an intersection and there was this girl I really liked there so I said hey. And she was all smiley and waved and was like oh hi!!!!. And I said hey again and left and never talked to her again
Men, are you boldly, bravely and authentically being yourself and living your truth?
Should I shit before I shower?Or shower then shit
>>34207467>I don't know where to lookProbably anywhere but here lol
>>34207233This girl has an OnlyFans
>>342074675'6" is enough for you, midgetLet the actual adult-sized women have the 5'10" guys
>>34207305Too late>>34207317Tell him to wash his dick and hands it's not the cum that's doing that
>>34207476Me in the back.
Women, would you pay extra to go to a club where no men under 6ft are allowed?
>>34207476Self? I don't have an identity. Truth is relative. Nothing matters
>>34207458I don't need answers, I just need a warm and attractive body to sleep next to and distract me from the demons at night>>34207481I deserve a tall bf too
>>34207397only when I'm masturbating
>>34207482Hello
>>34207468Trying
>>34207466Don't waste your empathy on a tradcuck
>>34207487You deserve a kick in the head
>>34207476yeah fuck fruits and veggiesgo meat
>>34207484No. I'd pay extra to stand in short man vip.
Women don't like tall men, only hot tall ment. 6'1 incel
>>34207485>Truth is relative1+1=?
>>34207493I deserve a tall bf who protects me from mean people like you
>>34207424MI was hanging out with a friend at the park until it got dark so we got into my car so I could drive her home but before that she wanted to show me somewhere so she told me to drive to the end of a street in a place thats out of the way and it is only with the power of hindsight that I realize she wanted to hook up.
Is it slutcoded to sleep in the nude?
I need a woman to sleep next to but I’ll get pelted with rotten tomatoes and drawn and quartered if I say that
I want to kill myself
Men, why do you do stuff like this? You go on a date and it's actually going good and you suddenly out of nowhere have a go at your date for literally no reason!
>>34207500You get to be lonely
>>34207270The southern belle accent is adorableDo they actually say shit like sugarplum lol>>34207318So do I, too bad I'm broke...Anyway blue sounds nice>>34207339It's presumptuous >>34207374Bro got paid to do thisLiving the life>>34207449I relate to bro
>>34207476Black beanie is a fucking wuss.
>>34207500Ok so is your new list of qualifications fit, white, Catholic, and tall
>>34207507What's your height
>>34207487>I deserve a tall bf tooThere aren't enough tall men for tall girls and shrimps.
>>34207510>cathloiclmao good joke anon
>>34207505Same my nigga wigga
>>34207502No, but I would hope you could understand if a man sharing your bed wants to grab your ass occasionally.
>>34207497I'm 6'5 and all the pussy I get is because I'm tall
>>34207498It doesn't even matter. Stemcels will cope over this but math is man-made
>>34207424M, dunno but my highschool gf asked me to her prom (we were just friends at the time) and I thought it was platonic Also another girl I hung out with got annoyed at me for missing her signals but I still don't know what they were
>>34207433Probably something I was asked to say I'm not a talker >>34207435Kinda cringe Very #Utahmom >>34207464I wouldn't because I like the shape the bra makes mine and I want to be able to jog up stairs without making clapping sounds, but with fuller boobs like that woman or my sister it honestly looks fine just like, hope you don't have to run.>>34207466If she was going to she would have in college. They've been together for over a decade.
>>34207513She said it herself
>>34207487>I don't need answers, I just need a warm and attractive body to sleep next to and distract me from the demons at nightok misery, how tall are we talkin. 6'2" tall enough for you? can we be married now?
>>34207510She's Jewish, not Catholic.
>>34207521She's replied to too many posts to comfortably sift through so I'm just gonna assume you're right
>>34207520>I want to be able to jog up stairs without making clapping sounds, but with fuller boobs like that woman or my sister it honestly looks fine just like, hope you don't have to run.That was my first thought as well. It would be like if I went commando and wore huge basketball shorts before a jog
>>34207523Lil bro is obsessed with text on a screen
>>34207506Kek. She’s pissed bc he was right about everything.
>>34207506She wasn't a person for him, he listed the reasons. How was he in the wrong?
Men,Heart shaped tub for mutual bathing?
Notice how the women haven't missed signals
>>34207518You're full of assertions, but short on arguments.
>>34207525She said it before a while ago, a few times in fact
>>34207424How do people even get in the situations in these stories I've literally never ever been close to a woman, never been invited to anywhere, never had a female friend, never had a girl initiate conversation with me. Bunch of fukken fakecels itt
>>34207510Religious people are too much work>>342075125'2" is a reasonable height for women>>34207523You also have to be handsome, otherwise you'd be adding another demon to my night terrors
>>34207506>he figured me out in one day and now i'm vulnerable and scared so i lash out horrormany such cases
>>34207518>math is man-madeFibonacci numbers are ubiquitous in nature.
>>34207537How come you're loosening that up I thought you doubled down after your hookup
>>34207476What a waste of food wtf>>34207506I don't do this shit lol, he just sounds like an asshole
>>34207484No>>34207502Nah>>34207526Oh, yeah it would be exactly like that lol. Logically I'm aware that that would be a problem men have but I've never given it any serious consideration.
>>34207506do women realize they prove the guy right when they seethe like this?
>>34207537>5'2"3 inches below average, ick.
>>34207532I haven’t either. I’ve ignored some, but I’ve never missed any.
>>34207506You can actually see on her face the mood swings, she's really easy to read
>>34207532That's actually because they don't register the people they don't want to date as entities.
>>34207537He's brown
>>34207539The ratio is, at least.
>>34207521>>34207535>>34207540What are you on about>>34207545Depends on the region
>>34207537>5'2" is a reasonable height for womenThat's not related to my point. There aren't enough tall men for all of us.
>>34207537>You also have to be handsomeeh. i am an acquired taste
>>34207506You posted this already
>>34207506How do you all STILL take the bait do you do it on purpose
>>34207506When every girl is the same these days, you learn all three different types by the first 30 minutes.
>>34207530Yes, in my hypothetical dream house this would be in one of the bathrooms
>>34207530Only with>her
>>34207543>Logically I'm aware that that would be a problem men have but I've never given it any serious consideration.Yup. I’ve never really talked much about it with other men in real life, but I can’t comfortably wear plain boxers because of how apparently ample my nuts are. They get in the way or stick my thighs.I always have to wear briefs or boxer briefs.
>>34207536I had periods in the past in school and stuff where I tried to be more outgoing and go to parties/make friends etc.I'm basically a hermit now, 2yrs from wizardry
>>34207532Men don't send "signals" we just tell women what we want. You can't interpret "will you go out with me" as anything other than "will you go out with me"
>>34207548There's a difference between missing signals and ignoring or pretending to misunderstand signals lol
Women.I voted for Trump three times and I'm going to vote for him again.
>>34207555You know full well what I'm on about, they're all things you've shared
>>34207530You'd fill the whole thing up with your ass and make me take a sponge bath.
Women between 4'11" and 5'4" are ideal height.State your ideal height range
>>34207542>plants>foodnah famm
>>34206631WomenWhat do you think of the theory of the 'friendzone'? Which basically says that when you meet women she immediately categorizes you as either a potential lover or not (friend) and once this categorization occurs it is absolute? Do you ever find yourself becoming attracted to someone you knew for a while but weren't explictly attracted to them when you met them?Would you think a guy is pathetic if you knew he reads a bunch of books on how to be more attractive to women?
>>34207565Notice
>>34207567You can only vote once dumbass
>>34207570MI agree, but I’d bump the ceiling up to 5’8”. I’m 5’11” and want to be at least a little bit taller than a woman.
>>34207564Lucky. I'm done with school. Whatever social opportunities I had are gone forever now. Now I work 9-5 for the next 40 years. Probably not that long honestly no way I'll make it to 65 without blowing my fucking brains out
>>342075705'4-5'9
>>34207571Plants are the best food Mr. Carnivore
Girls, would you let Alex Honnold free solo your pussy?
>>342075705'4 to 5'9. Ideal is probably 5'7>T. 5'11
>>34207506I've never went on a date myself, but I have friends and brothers who have. From what they've told me it seems like most women walk into dates already bored, paranoid, and bitter. My friend told me a woman accused him of trying to "get her alone" before because she was complaining about the location of the date (that she chose) and he suggested they go somewhere else.
>>34207556Tall women already have tall genes. Short women need tall men more than tall women do. >>34207557Hopefully not like this >>34207551>>34207568I've never talked about Catholics before. Who do you think I am
>>34207570M5'5"-5'9"
>>34207575He means different elections
>>34207579>done with schoolSo am I, I dropped out and can barely hold down a job kekGodspeed though dude, hope you can find a way to be content
>>34207588You must be fun at parties
>>34207591Political parties
>>34207586Short women don't need tall men. They shouldn't reproduce at all.
>>34207570>ideal height range6 feet to 600 feet
she mad
Men, do you own any slip on shoes?Women, thoughts on men who wear slip on shoes?
>>34207591I've never been to a party
I've worn the same crocs around the house since 2014no I won't get new ones
>>34207593I need tall men
>>34207595I'll never understand literal giantess fetishists. Like yeah, it would be dope to be in the cleavage of house sized tits but I can't really empathize with the rest of the fetish.
>>34207598>do you own any slip on shoesNo, only slippers, all my shoes have laces
>>34207586no, i'm very very white, like southern-ancestors-certainly-owned-slaves white
>>34207598MYeah, some Birkenstocks and a pair of slippers.
>>34207598They're so easy to put on they might as well be slip on, but no.I haven't had to tie shoelaces for almost a decade now.
>>34207586No now I'm curious, why the sudden change in tastes, you were pretty adamant about it before weren't you ng.
>>34207598Yeah some work boots like picrel
>>34207593they need me to pick them up and throw them
>>34207604Do you look like Abraham Lincoln
>>34207598Yes I wear espadrilles almost every day
>>34207600If crocs count I rock the off brand walmart crocs called Rugged Sharks
>>34207424MI was 20 and didn't know what the fuck I was doing or how things worked.We were on a first date and it was going really well seemed to hit it off. I was giving her shit for being late though and she told me she had to make sure she shaved "everywhere". I laughed it off like ok that's weird. At the end of the night, she asked if I wanted to come up for coffee but I was like, I can't drink coffee so late, it keeps me up at night. She then said I might need it, but I was like no lol my drive home is only a few minutes, I should be fine without the coffee.I texted her the next morning and told her I had a great time. She was upset and basically accused me of fucking with her and purposely leading her on because nobody could be dumb enough to miss all the signs. :(
>>34207593Short men are the ones that shouldn't be reproducing tbvh
>>34207601You need to fuck off. What's wrong with you? Why are you acting like a retard? You're acting like boob autist right now
>>34207602To quote Johnny Bravo, a giant woman is a whole lotta woman Also there's something cute about it
>>34207609I need some of those.
>>34207567>vote for him againHe can't run agai...did we change the rules and nobody told me or?>>34207583Maybe>>34207598If he wears weather and activity appropriate footwear I don't care if he has to tie them on or not?
>>34207598MI have a pair of Chelseas I like
>>34207586>>34207481Why not just share tall men?
>>34207612Oh shit these are kinda dope actually. I might actually pick up a pair...If you have a brand to recommend I'm willing to listen
>>34207604Why do you type like a thirdie who outsources his thinking to chatgpt. Post hand
>>34207620I like them, my dad has worn them for decades. But since they weren't steel toed I broke my toenail off in an accident, never grew back right
>>34207621He IS the rules.
>>34207612I used to fuck a femboy that swore by those.
>>34207614This is some shit I'd do too. Women can't phrase their intentions as questions if they want us to understand them.
>>34207616Short men already don't reproduce though. They keep being born because of short women continuing to carry the genes
Men I want you to be aware that I find you actually knowing the names of your shoe styles endearing
>>34207614>accused me of fucking with her and purposely leading her on because nobody could be dumb enough to miss all the signsNgl sounds like you kind of dodged a bulletEven if you didn't miss the signs, not like you're obligated to "go in for coffee" on a first dareOnce I was in a similar situation except I went in, had a coffee then went home lol
>>34207631I used to own boat shoes too but the soles fell off :( I liked em
>>34207631I know you think this is cute, but this is actually something called "being a functional member of society" or "middle to upper class things"
>>34207611no, but i do grow some pretty mean sideburns when i stop caring
>>34207607Why are you so adamant that poster is me. If you're confused by my "sudden change in tastes" it's because you're conflating my posts with some other femanon's>>34207618Are you okay>>34207623Gross
>>34207631I wish I could walk barefoot everywhere
>>34207631That’s sweet of you.
>>34207633Why do they call them boat shoes?
>>34207624Mine are Ralph Lauren. Toms makes good stuff. There are also more expensive ones that are made in Spain or Italy
>>34207634>being a functional member of societyYes, this is why it's cute. Good job. You overestimate many of your peers.
>>34207637I used to have a pair of ultraboost that I treat as basically slippers, elastic laces, no socksJust raw dog them and then toss in the washer
>>34207637Barefoot in plush grass or on warm sand… hell yeah bruther
>>34207640Because rich people wear em on boats and poor people wear em to pretend to be rich
>>34207632>Even if you didn't miss the signs, not like you're obligated to "go in for coffee" on a first dareYou should still acknowledge to her that she was throwing herself at you
>>34207631Now I will intentionally never correctly identify shoe types again
Didn't there used to be a girl here in /adv/ that would break the rules? What happened to her?
>>34207625you aren't getting hand pics from me that easily, nice try you degenerate gooner
>>34207648She became a blue valkyrie
>>34207636Because that is you, lol. You can't fool me. Are you trying to throw me off or just hide that fact now
>>34207637I get that.I have a couple pairs of barefoot shoes but I think xeros are still too narrow at the toe for me I need to try another brand but I hate buying shoes online.
Why do they call them penny loafers? Did they used to only cost a penny back in like the 1800s and shit?
If a girl said she "shaved everywhere" on the first date I'm going to tell her I'm going to take a piss and then leave and block herFukken whore
>>34207648I’m guessing you’re talking about kitenposter
>>34207649I'm not gay like you, I don't jerk off to men's hands. Interesting how you guys get so iffy when you're asked to prove you're as white as you say.
>>34207598i wear only these things i bought them three months ago, I only need one pair of shoes for everything
>>34207652It genuinely isn't and I don't even know who you're talking about, but it's clear you're too mentally ill to accept that so I'll just leave it at that
I am now remembering my first gf, a weird granola kid who wore vibram fivefingers to schoolShe dumped me because I was “too boring” and played too much Diablo II B)
>>34207565>Men don't send "signals" we just tell women what we wantSpeak for yourself, I'm kind of a tsundere ngl>>34207646Wdym? He texted her the next morning and said he had a great time. He's not obligated to go any further on a first date>>34207657>I'm going to take a piss and then leave and block herWhat a gentleman
>>34207656There's this hip new thing called "google" ever heard of it?
>>34207561>>34207562Ganbatte
>>34207657When a girl tells me she shaved, I purposefully reschedule the date by a day, so when we fuck, I can see her stubbles.
>>34207660>i'm not a retarded faggot, i'm just a retardyeah okay good morning to you too saar lmao
>>34207628Why are anons such faggots?
I'd post my hands but they've gotten concerningly worse looking since I started posting here 2 years agoMy only good feature, gone
>>34207662Black hair?
>>34207667Don't they normally shave the day of once the date is fucking confirmed?
>>34207669What's wrong with fucking femboys? Anyway, he's a little bit posh but really cute.
>>34207674That's the point.
>>34207618>You're acting like boob autist right nowHey now, she isn't THAT bad. She's annoying, but not a proto-rapist.
>>34207664>Wdym? He texted her the next morning and said he had a great time. He's not obligated to go any further on a first dateYou autists are hopeless. In her mind, here’s what happened.>”i am so fucking attracted to you that i want to fuck you right now”>”Goodnight”
>date=sex
>>34207656Nope. Prep school kids would stick pennies in the slot on top of them in the 50s.
>>34207673No, but>black hairAre you the schizo who thinks any femanon who doesn't use end punctuation is some goth chick
>>34207668Ok your move rakesh
>>34207679Okay, and? He doesn't have to have sex on a first date lol. He told her after the date he had a great time. How's it his fault?Anyway it's 4am nite
>>34207677But if you don't fucking confirm the date she is not going to start the Batman prep time.
>>34207684>vein
>>34207682I think he might be.
>>34207687It goes like this, Set up date, I'm so sorry something came up last moment, can we reschedule tomorrow?
>>34207682No I'm a schizo who thinks you're lying to me.
That wouldn't happen to me because the woman would NOT want to have sex with me and we'd probably never see each other again after that first date
>>34207691Sad
>>34207657I’d ask to see or feel her legs on the spot if she was wearing something that showed them off.
>>34207684um sorry gupta but with today's image generators, that doesn't mean anything without a timestamp
>>34207693I know you are, you tell us every fucking day.
>>34207697Link the posts then
GoodnightAnd remember, I virginmogg all of you
Why won't the lonely, single femanons in this thread give themselves the chance to fall in love and date a fat and balding guy?
>>34207688Would you bite a guy's dick vein?
>>34207631I do know the name if my shoe styles but now I feel like not letting people know that I know.
>>34207686Ffs, just say anything that acknowledges her. It’s not rocket surgery.>I really want to, just not tonight>I like to take things a little slower>i’m actually really exhausted. If i wasn’t, I’d stayFucking anything other than just saying goodnight and leaving.
Well, I don't like white women.
>>34207701What drives you, ritualposter? Are you alright?I can’t tell if this is self-loathing or mockery. Both?
>>34207702Does >he want that?
Women, women, women
>>34207695Still haven't seen yours btw
>>34207710Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
>>34207675>What's wrong with fucking femboys?It's still gay
misery posterdoesn't use a coasterthinks a tall man's gonna fix herbut he's simply gonna ghost her
>>34207711Canadian, huh
>>34207706He has BPD.
>>34207684hello. can you please. posta picture. of your hand. grabbing a piece of fabric very. strongly. like a sheet or blanket. thanks. if you want. no worries if youd rather not.
>>34207713And? You're so gay being a little dick police say where I can and can't put my dick, better shut up before I dock my dick in your mouth.
>>34207710Yeah.
Aight, finna goon
>>34207716Bald and Portly Disorder?
>>34207722Pffffhhhhahahaha
>>34207718>little dick police say where I can and can't put my dickDo the "little dick police" have jurisdiction over your dick?
>>34207717So pathetic
I need an Italian girl to get me fat on pasta and chicken parm
I found out today my girlfriend has taken a lot of fucking cock, much more than was generally known by me. ngl I'm really having a hard time coming to terms with it.
>>34207704I mean, he did say it was a bit late for a coffeeNot really his fault if she was implying something else lol
>>34207715Sadly>>34207717I don't horny post sorry but you can use your imagination
Today, I met one of those zoomer chads from the memes in person. He spoke in a deep voice, saying "like" and "bro" every other word. Short blond hair in tight curls and shaved sides. Blue eyes, aquiline nose, sharp cheekbones and jawline, glass skin. Gold earrings. His white t shirt was tight around his biceps and pecs. Very big pecs. Surprisingly nice and cooperative. A biologist and not a financebro. Weird.
>>34207711ok
>>34207727im sorryy
I need to get in a car accident tomorrow morning and die on impactWish me luck guys
>>34207728Can you become a guido or do you need matrilineal descent?
>>34207718Hope you don't get aids, faggot.
>>34207735Erm how about No
>>34207732Posting your gay awakening to atoga is certainly something
>>34207717Is that supposed to resemble your hair being pulled?
>>34207735Ugh sameCrossing my fingers for us
Miseryanon seems underage
>>34207744Nope, you have to live too
>>34207743no its a very specific thing i have. its like. doing laundry very aggressively i guess. like manhandling the. clothes. and towels.
>>34207745No adult talks like this >>34207717 >>34207734
>>34207735Don't you dare give up.
Guys, what is the two finger test?
>>34207749Fetishists do
>>34207752I dunno. I’ll look it up.
>>34207746I don't HAVE to
>>34207733Shameful display
>>34207750Too late
>>34207749why am i misery and why am i catching strays what did i do to deserve this
>>34207732>Gold earringsHe's gay, lol
>>34207755No, you do. Tough shit LOL
>>34207735Good luck, just don't inconvenience other people
>>34207757>Too lateIt's not. Not while you still live.
>>34207759Coz you're whiny and annoyingSqueaky wheel gets greaseNail that sticks out gets hammered
>>34207752>>34207754Apparently it can refer to a simple test that screens for dementia or a pseudoscientific one that tests a woman’s virginity by seeing if her hymen is intact.
>>34207761If you're trying to get me to jump off a bridge out of spite you're doing great
>>34207759i don't think you are misery, i think you are that anon that often is mean but also very funny. you once criticized me for eating instant noodles and tuna. fuck you. but you're a funny one, i'll give you that
>>34207755Wrong *institutionalizes you*
>>34207762He's definitely going to inconvenience someone.
>>34207765are you. sure im that person. that was my first post today
>>34207767Check this out: >>34207769
>>34207747Kek, very specific.
Men, you died of a mysterious accident that puzzled the public for nearly half a decade.Would you ratherA Busty black girl with braces talk about you on her 5K sub youtube channelorA Flat white girl with pimples talk about you on her 50K sub tiktok channel
>>34207752When she puts two fingers inside him to make sure he is stretched out enough from the buttplug before pegging.
>>34207762I'm gonna crash into a ditch or something don't worry
>>34207774I like boobs, so the former. Please post who you're thinking of btw.
Why do femanons act like being fat and balding is some sort of crime against humanity? We're all just Humans.
>>34207774What in the god damn.I’m not really crazy about the idea of being immortalized on TikTok, so I pick the black girl.
>>34207774>A Busty black girl with braces talk about you on her 5K sub youtube channelI deserve a full 45 minutes.
>>34207777You'll never find her, she's mine.
>>34207769You're not my mom.And all yI have to do is sign the voluntary paperwork and act right and they let me out in like 5 days. Doesn't do shit. It's a cross between jail and pre-school.
>>34207774I'm dead. I won't care.
>>34207774Pimply cutie please
I have a bruise on my arm from when I got blood drawn a few days ago wtf?
I have no woman but at least my fat retard moron cat likes to hang out with me
>>34207786Normal
>>34207786That's what you get for not listening to the nurses. They tell you to press hard for a reason, mate.Now you get to wear the idiot bruise for a few days.
>>34207783I'm gonna institutionalize you in my bedroom and put lightbulbs up your bunghole
>>34207783NTA. You don't actually take those meds, right?
>>34207786Haw haw, anon got the idiot bruise.
>>34207786Leukemia.
>>34207790she didn't told me to press it hard she just told me to close my hand
>>34207788Post dumbass cat
Would you still love me if I was a shitposting worm?
>>34207795stop bullying me :(
Me.
>>34207799But you already areAnd I do love you.
>>34207508>Do they actually say shit like sugarplumNot anymore, I'm afraid. But you still get sweethearts, huns, and babes.
The money in that account is not yours. Don't touch it.Do you understand?
>>34207794What meds?
>>34207809Oh wtf a free 30k dollars, sweet
>>34207729damn, guess your only option is to off yourself
>>34207798He sucks and everything is his fault (Joke)
>>34207804I...
>>34207778Being human doesn't entitle you to a Bad Touch on your pee pee.
>>34207729I don't know why but this made me think of something Rush Limbaugh got in trouble for many years ago. Some chick was testifying to Congress about how expensive birth control was. Rush was like "folks, she's having so much SEX...she can't even afford the birth control!". Kek like not how that works but it was really funny and I remember all the feminists were up in arms declaring Rush needed to be boycotted.
Finally got Skyrim to work
>>34207814I wish Salem the Talking Cat was real so I could be his best friend.
need help guys >schizoprenic mother>i send her $3000 a month to keep her alive>she wants to move in with me>will save me a but ton of money>but i dont want to live with herwhat doher schizoprenia is BAD BAD. like lashing out in public, thinks people are breaking into her residence, people tracking her, neighbors tracking and spying on her. like bad.
>>34207810Whatever they give you in there. Shit like prozac
Is this a tasteful or trashy amount of cheek?
>>34207774First sounds cooler and more underground>>34207786Like other anon said, can happen>>34207805That's good enough for me>>34207814What a handsome boi
>>34207818Al Franken was right, Rush Limbaugh was a big fat idiot.
>>34207814Buy the ungrateful little rat a treadmill and watch as he sits in the corner staring at it in shame
>>34207821)): that's really rough buddyTbh sounds like living with her is not such a good idea
>>34207820I get the next best thing with this idiot. He never shuts up
>>34207814finally some real bbc (big black cat)
>>34207822They don't just give you meds. They need to be prescribed. If I were to go on today I'd get an inhaler and a nicotine patch.
>>34207821take her in and feed her antipsychotics until she calms tf down
>>34207823Shit taste
>>34207823You're obviously more focused on the feet.
>>34207831I remember once when I was institutionalized for chronic masturbation I was given benzodiazepine pills to make me stop touching my pee pee.
>>34207831I've heard those patches give you really vivid dreams
just came to a manga about two people straight up falling in love and having pretty normal sex while playing a FNAF lore video in the corner of my screeni think id be a terrible girlfriend to be honest
>>34207827He’d probably get a lot of use out of the box it came in and then continue to ask to do the Door Dance with meThe Door Dance btw is>let me out! :3>okay now let me in! :3>hey why am I inside? Back out! :3ad nauseam
If you have a massive dong and you get institutionalized and strip search do the female psychs later come to your holding cell to suck and fuck you?
>>34207838nonsense>>34207837falling asleep with nicotine pouches in my mouth always gives me nightmares lmao
>>34207821I think you need to price her an inhome and get her committed and paperd for her disability with social services, anon.
>>34207839>Yes I'm active and not fat I took 3 steps outside todayMiserable little shit
>>34207818>Some chick was testifying to Congress about how expensive birth control was. Rush was like "folks, she's having so much SEX...she can't even afford the birth control!". Kek like not how that works but it was really funnySandra Fluke! I used to jerk off to her.I wonder if she's still cute...
>>34207819Good, you're finally awake.
>>34207837I've heard that too. I've used the patches a handful of times but I think I'm too depressed to remember my dreams. The only time I remember them is when it was a nightmare where someone I love was mean to me.
im eepy
>>34207847He sucks. He always tries to eat his bro’s meals too.I like when his walnut brain perches on the windowsill on the back of my house, across from the front door>HEY DID YOU NOTICE ME HERE?>WEIRD DOOR YOU SHOULD PROBABLY OPEN IT
I asked this ~22 y/o woman I went out on a date with and hooked up with on the first date about maybe following up. She responded that she only hooked up with me to fulfill a fantasy about being a prostitute being raped and rough housed by an ugly, fat older male client (I'm 10 years older than her and have SSRI induced beer belly). How screwed am I for future hookups and relationships based on this data point?
>>34207838Cute
>>34207838Post more of your GF Stats. And the manga
>>34207841I wish women were as crazy for big dicks as you guys say.
>>34207841That’s basically Harley Quinn’s origin story
>>34207821Tell her you Need space.Simple as, it will feel bad, but then it'll feel good, then it'll feel bad again when she's nearing the end, then it'll feel fine again after some time.
Q: What is the central question of epistemology?A: How should I know?
>>34207855Post text or you're a lying jeet
>>34207848This post is why we need to sterilize low quality males
>>34207850Not like this
A horse walks into a bar. “Ouch,” he says.
>>34207857what kinds of stats? other things i do like this? i dont want to link a porno comic i read here it feels too weird.
>>34207863I was chemically castrated for being autistic. It cured my homosexual tendencies, but now I have no friends and no women want to have sex with me.
>>34207863You just think he's low quality because an ugly person having opinions you don't agree with sits more comfortably in your world view.
>>34207863Yes, mistress.But why is it bad to like a cute woman fighting for her rights?
>>34207861You’re not clever
>>34207861>How should I know?You never know, one can only believe / have faith.
>>34207868>because an ugly person having opinions you don't agree with sits more comfortably in your world viewThis is true for literally nearly all the women in this thread.
Men, what haircut should I get next? I used to have a hime haircut but it's grown out quite long.
>>34207868You don't even know what he looks like it yet you already knew he's ugly. His behavior is a threat to women's safety.
Why do sex workers use a red umbrella as a universal and identifiable symbol? Wouldn't that put them at risk in places where sex work is not legal or above board?
>>34206970M, still on the beats instead of sleeping lelhttps://voca.ro/1c6oIijbNszDhttps://voca.ro/1iDeSHrPIcC9https://voca.ro/1T6OQdqkqjSehttps://voca.ro/1hlvPvmU8kMyhttps://voca.ro/1j8rj1niwL3f>>34207838Based multitasker>>34207841I had no such luck>>34207823Damn her ass is even bigger than your mom's
>>34207851That sucks. I used to have dreams where I'd be insult bombed by family members.
>>34207866>what kinds of stats? other things i do like this?Sure, and whatever else seems relevant.
>>34207873Get the short hair girlboss Ghislaine Maxwell cut
>>34207874When Anon mentions "low quality", she most certainly meant dysgenic ugly males, but now that this is pointed out, she'll most likely deny it.
>>34207853He'd probably be like "no I eat reasonable portions" YOU ATE TWO OF THEM!!!!
>>34207873Whatever your heart desires Idk maybe a bob cut
>>34207873The hime cut is my favorite :oBut anything that retains a fair amount of length is great in my eyes.
>>34207869Because you don't take her or women's rights seriously. You only see see it as "cute".
>>34207852My big forearm muscle keeps twitching.
>>34207821why would you do all that instead of letting professionals handle the situation?
>>34207873We need more women with long Wolf cuts.
>>34207879I hate that Ghislaine Maxwell looks like every female authority figure who was in my life when I was a child. Every school teacher, parent's friend, adult female neighbor, teacher's aide, and older female relative.
>>34207868>opinions you don't agreeDo I even disagree with her?>>34207874>His behavior is a threat to women's safety.Lol, masturbating can't hurt anyone. I don't even approach women irl.
>>34207873No idea what that is but get it shoulder length, cute af imo
I wish Gio Scotti were my Roman towel boy
>>34207880That post was also me. You are so retarded.
i think i'm gonna master lucid dreaming so i can live with my ex in the dream worldsayonara, faggots
You guys should put this up in the background, I sense high tension from the women, most likely from the innate hatred they have for ugly men.https://youtu.be/Nmmsl2X_--U
>>34207880What else would low quality mean, that's literally low quality.
>>34207884I didn't say it was cute, I said she was cute. I bet you've found at least one activist attractive before.
>>34207894Shit, you're good at this, I should've realized the denial would come faster than I expected.
>>34207878idk what to say really. i like tomato soup. this is a weird conversation
>>34207895I unironically do this except instead of my ex it's my sister, I believe in your ability to do this Anon
>>34207884Women's rights are silly and so are they. Look at them. They try to be all serious and respected but they're so small and cute and weak with their squeaky voices and thin frail arms, what else am I supposed to think.
>>34207863>This post is why we need to sterilize low quality malesHow do you know? What if he's a throuple Chad?
>>34207873Assuming you're Asian (since that's an Asian haircut), go with an 80s Japanese popstar look.
>>34207902you retarded? he wants to know how old you are, what you look like and if you would let him fuck you.
>>34207903Nigga? Pardon?
>>34207902Sorry lol. You’re cute.
>>34207729Your girlfriend has taken so much cock, the cum stains on her bedsheets look like an abstract painting.
>>34207902Ew why
>>34207908Sorry: I do something similar, so I imagine any Anon can probably lucid dream
>>34207899>What else would low quality mean, that's literally low qualitySocial status?
>>34207912Nta but tomato soup is pengI also love tomato juice lol
>>34207911Nigga it ain't a painting anymore that shits the whole ass canvas. That's a fuckin vinyl wrap made of semen
>>34207912its really yummy and i like adding seasonings. i put basil and oregano and sometimes i will add bits of fresh tomato or siracha or cream.
>>34207729>Anon struggles with the fact his girlfriend is a whore
>>34207889Were they all stacked like she is?
>>34207900>>34207904See? You don't care about women's rights. You just objectify her.>>34207901Retard-kun, I know you're trying really hard to save face, but why did you refer to me in third person when you were responding to my reply chain?>>34207905Only low quality "people" participate in throuples.
Put that thing back where it came from
>>34207916It just tastes like ketchup. Tomato juice is also nasty but V8 gets a pass>>34207919If you enhance it then it gets a pass that sounds kinda cash
>>34207879no way I'm getting short hair>>34207882>>34207883I'm honestly thinking just a hime again>>34207887hmm I could do something like this. my friend looks great with a wolf cut but I think people with Asian features suit wolf cuts better>>34207889holy fuck you just reminded me of a bitch of a teacher I had who had this haircut. I hope she's dead now>>34207906nah I'm very white
>>34207914You think that anon is some upper class moneybags?
>>34207903hey you too anon you fuckin goon
American men, do all your sexual education basically from porn? This explaining American dating is being shit!
>>34207923I’ll stop objectifying women when they stop wanting to be objects of desire.
>>34207925ketchup is sugary? tomato soup is savoury?
>>34207924Sorry *zips pants up*
>>34207926>nah I'm very whiteStill, I think go with the pic I posted. If you can pull of a hime then you might as well keep the Asian theme going.
>>34207926>I'm honestly thinking just a hime againExtremely cute
>>34206631Women, are you different at night vs during the day?
>>34207923904 obviously isn't me.First you accuse me of trivializing her work, now I'm accused of not caring at all. It's like you want me to be pissed off at her.
>>34207936apparently my mental health is worse at night
>>34207924Hi Mike>>34207925>just tastes like ketchupIt's better than that>>34207926>just a hime againCan't go wrong with it>>34207926>no way I'm getting short hair):>>34207930No I got my sexual education from your momJust kidding, I'm not American
>>34207935looks pretty bitchy
>>34207934seems like a semi perm almost>>34207935<3
>>34207923>You just objectify her.Duh why do you think people watch women's sports or hire women, they don't actually do a good job of anything or do things better than men they're just eye candy.
>>34207942She's balding like me :^(
>>34207928No. But when when talk about HVMs and LMVs on places like FemaleDatingStrategy, they're often referring to looks + status. Their own isn't relevant, usually.
>>34207942this is a bad example, mine looked more like this
>>34207936after 10pm if i am not alone i get the giggles super badotherwise i talk to myself a lot
>>34207932I'm thinking of the Campbell's one, idk if you main a different one but they're pretty gross
>>34207943I don't know a whole lot about haircuts desu, I just think it looks neat.
>>34207941>No I got my sexual education from your mom>Just kidding, I'm not AmericanWould be good yes? Means travel and have been other country. Not like Americans.
>>34207943>>34207947Black or brown? And what color eyes?
men, can we spit in each others mouths or is that too weird?
>>34207930No, I mostly just read Wikipedia.
>>34207930Comical English lol, this is actually funny keep it up
>>34207949no i dont buy the cheapest possible brand of soup
>>34207947people that look like this are almost always insufferable. i'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt but its hard considering you havent said what your interests or personality is like.
>>34207936I get weird when tired. Usually I try to run away to bed before that happens.
>>34207950needs a decent amount of maintenance I think but I'll ask my stylist when I see her>>34207952brown hair, grey eyes :)
>>34207936>Women, are you different at night vs during the dayIt seems like women get horny at night. It's like opposite of our morning wood experience.
>>34207926Why did you ignore my suggestion meanie
>>34207956nta but I used to masturbate to some of the sexual images on Wikipedia
>>34207937No shit, I replied to both of you together because both of you replied to that same post. How is trivializing not the same as not caring? You're dismissing her beliefs either way. >>34207944Sterilize coomers
>>34207953I’d rather lick your tongue and the roof of your mouth, which is somehow much less weird to me.
>>34207947I can smell the cigarettes and hear the terrible music just from seeing this picture. The boyfriend will 100% have a patchy short basedbeard and have a total lack of muscle mass.
>>34207962They’ve just had more time to be in their head by nighttime.
>>34207958>buying soup
>>34207953Why the specific act of spitting?I think kissing and exchanging saliva is okay, but spit takes on a different quality once it leaves the mouth.
>>34207946Lol
>>34207946>FemaleDatingStrategyDidn't that get shut down kek>>34207950Akina Nakamori is bae>>34207953Yes that's hotAlso omg I used to get these soaps>>34207951Ni howdy my fellow Americans
>>34207961You’re pretty *runs away fast as fuck*
>>34207961>needs a decent amount of maintenance I think but I'll ask my stylist when I see herHot. Shame we'll never get to see it though kek.
>>34207961>grey eyesoh no, it's a tranny
>>34207967All I smell is that wet, not quite correctly dried laundry smell when I see the t-shirt with long sleeve double stack.
NEED musty gf
>>34207959umm idk, my interests are archery, shooting, my music taste is quite varied, I quite like king gizzard, I'm a quiet person and I usually keep to myself. I see a friend every few weeks>>34207963sorry I didn't mean to! but which style? my hair is straighter than a super straight, so it ends up looking weird if I get shoulder length with only a straight cut>>34207967I don't smoke, and if you want I can show a sample of music library
>>34207966thats hot too>>34207970idk its messy and gross in a hot way that shows we really desire each other. like when you start liking the smell of your partners sweat.
Slightly damp jeans pocket gf
>>34207979When does it get gross for you?Would you do a shot of your dude's spit?
>>34207973I'm gonna run after you>>34207974I can post a censored pic on soc sometime>>34207975worse than a tranny, I'm Australian
>>34207965>How is trivializing not the same as not caring? I conceptualized the former as mockery, and the latter as dispassionate dismissal. >You're dismissing her beliefs either way.That would be true if I were doing either of those things, but I'm not. Why can't I think she's sexy and badass?
>>34207978>if you want I can show a sample of music librarySure but king gizzard already has my expectations low since that meets the stereotype
>>34207979>>34207981why are coomers so fucking disgusting every single time
>>34207958Oh they got the bougie expensive shit where you live ms fancypants
>>34207946When women*
>>34207983>worse than a tranny, I'm AustralianNTA but knew it kek, King Gizzard and that haircut is about as Melbourne as it gets (which is based and I'm tired of pretending it's not).
>>34207981probably lol. i don't think spit ever gets gross as long as he has good oral hygiene. other bodily fluids are a different story.
>incels are buying the cheap soup and wondering why they're not getting laid
>>34207965Not a Coomer just a male, that's how all men think, they only ones who can respect a women are other women and children because men are above them.
>>34207977I smell like blood. My period comes out chunky, and I prefer pads.
>>34207975Can females not have grey eyes?
>>34207993I might be ugly, fat and balding, but I make my own soup.
>>34207993Who orders soup on a date anyway? Soup won't get you pussy.
>>34207985wtf is wrong with king gizzard? anyway right now I'm listening to Wu-Tang, previous albums listened to were flylo and some piano concerto thing earlier>>34207989<3 I like Melbourne a lot, imo it's one of the better places to be
>>34207983>I'm gonna run after youWell sheeit I live on the opposite side of the planet. Better take some time off work
>>34207978>I quite like king gizzardSays nothing, which ones
>>34207983Post voca please :0
Question: what's the point of relationships if 89% of foids will cheat? Let's be honest, if you're already a single man in your 20s or older, it means all the LTR material girls are taken at that point.
>>34208003what's the point of sucking my left tit if i'm just going to call you a faggot after
>>34208003Solid Snake would say otherwise, and I think I trust him more than you
>>34208003>89% of foids will cheat?MSauce?Last I saw it was about 40%
>>34207993I don't buy fucking soup
>>34208004What’s this I hear about tits
>>34208004Can you say that while you're pegging me?
>>34207999><3 I like Melbourne a lot, imo it's one of the better places to beSame. I moved to Brisbane for 5 years and then moved straight back here kek. Traffic pisses me off but the people and the food is second to none.I'm curious enough to see some of your music taste, FlyLo is a based choice and so is Wu-Tang. Never heard any King Gizzard myself but I know about them since they're fairly popular to people in the know (i.e people that enjoy music outside the top 40).
>>34207984You wouldn't care if you didn't want to fuck her. That's why your first thought was if she was still cute >>34207994That's why women see 99 percent of men as low quality
>>34207999Thinking back to that Melbourne femanon who got raped twice
Women, honest opinions on BLACKED?
>>34207999please oh please tell me you like aphex twin tooi'll wife you tomorrow if you do
>>342080131 iq
Women, if SpottemGottem and Pooh Shiesty ever linked up, would you need it or insist I keep it?
>>34208000I'm like that old meme about the snail>>34208001omnium gatherum and petrodragonic apocalypse are my fav to. I like dancing to petrodragonic when I'm in my room>>34208002I don't think I can do that on /adv/>>34208003men cheat at a higher rate, but either way what a deranged statistic>>34208010I'll just list a bunchboa, Boris, candy claws, deafheaven, deep forest, Duran Duran, earth, machine drum, rtj, that dude that did cat (jazz album), the moody blows, swans, the list could go on (also my two king giz picks are above)>>34208012ain't me>>34208014I do! but I'm not super familiar with all his works, main ones I know are select ambient works, cheetah, and a green album that's name escapes me
>>34208016Honestly never heard of SpermGolum or PooShitty before, sorry.
>>34208006>Last I saw it was about 40%True figure is 89% if you count them jumping from bf to bf. That's still cheating because they started talking to the new guy while still in a relationship. Of course, foids themselves think it's perfectly normal and that's why they don't stay single very long.
Why would a woman cheat anyways?I thought they hated casual non-committed sex.
>>34208017blues not blows lmao what a diss
>>34208011I still read Andrea Dworkin despite not finding her attractive. And I don't need to wonder if Sandra Flunke is still successful because I already knew she was. Are there any activists you're attracted to?
>>34208018Sorry… spottemgottem been on my mind lately, is all
>>34208013Gary asked this like two threads ago. Lurk more.
>>34208024No, I can't think of any activists and don't think about activism outside of the retarded debates on here.
>>34208019>True figure is 89%Can you post the stats?
>>34208017Unfucking real, I've never known anyone else that's heard of Deep Forest. I listen to about 80% of the artists you named and that's more than I have in common with most people, Deep Forest and Boris being the big standouts here. Now I feel kinda bummed that we'd never meet or hang out since I'd love to have a friend that actually like the same genres as me. Pretty such most people would think I'm a weirdo if I ever show them swans kek.
>>34208020>I thought they hated casual non-committed sex.Uh, anon...
>>34208028>I can't think of any activists and don't think about activismSo the not caring bit was projection?
>>34208030I also love Swans and Boris, but I’m not a hot girl lol
Females: is it okay to text you ~3 hours before our date, just to make sure we're still on? Or would that just annoy you?
>>34208035MSeems insecure.
>>34208034I meant as friends, I'm seeing someone already but not many of my friends come close to even slightly sharing my taste in music. My gf enjoys some of my stuff but definitely not Boris or Swans kek, it's a little too out there for her and probably most people.
American men what happened to fix cars? Woman tell man "honey, fix car," he Google it, then call mechanic because hand too soft from office job.
>>34208033The not caring bit was with regards to pretending to care about an activist's beliefs because you find them attractive. I don't do that because I'm not attracted to any activists
>>34207873Do that thing where you tie some braids in the back but leave the rest straight and long
>>34207923>Only low quality "people" participate in throuplesMonogamy is the source of patriarchy
>>34208039Women fall for tricks, women vote for wrong people, wrong people take rights away, no fix car cause car either hard or illegal to fix
>>34208035If it's only 3 hours that's not enough time! If you didn't confirm the date by at least noon I'm assuming it's not happening. Women don't go on unconfirmed dates!
>>34208030yay! you have great taste too then, would love to hear some of your picks, always looking for new music. I saw Boris in concert and it was super fun, atsuo leaned over, put his hand on my head then jumped into the crowd lmao>>34208034I was playing swans when hanging out with someone and they called it depressing. well excuse me that you have pleb taste, go listen to so fresh! or something
>>34208039Wife say, husband why u no fix carHusband, he no no fix car, he just carr mechanicSirry Americans!
Woman tell American man, "Honey, fix leaky faucet," he puff chest, grab toolbox, then watch YouTube tutorial five time, curse in English no one understand, finally call plumber.
>>34208035I'd be texting on the way to the date and from it as well.
>>34208042I think I've made my case regarding caring about both. You won't see me complimenting Tomi Lahren no matter what.
>>34208039I’m buying an old car this year and getting into autocross. I see a lot of grunting and swearing and buying parts in my future
>>34208047>>34208036Please don't joke around, I legit don't have any social skills.
>>34208054Shilling a channel I likehttps://www.youtube.com/@HatersGarage
>>34208035I would appreciate it, but probably the night before and then again when you're leaving the house>>34208043festival hair lol>>34208051my mum taught me how to replace washers when I was a kid, it's so easy lol
>>34208048>would love to hear some of your picks, always looking for new musicWell maybe something like Soft Moon if you want some darkwave going on and I can lean pretty into the noise side of things with Fennesz (Venice and Cendre being my fave albums). I also have some other jungle reccs and experimental electronic, or some some regular 80s stuff like Duran Duran. I have a pretty wide range of tastes.>I saw Boris in concert and it was super fun, atsuo leaned over, put his hand on my head then jumped into the crowd lmaoDamn that's impressive. Did you see Boris in Japan? I'm not sure they've ever toured here.
>>34208044Elite men's attempt at distributing women equally among low quality men like a commodity in order to ensure they continue participating in society. They would still prefer to have harems if they could.
Which is a bigger ickA man that wants to be "good boy"-edA woman that wants to be "good girl"-ed
>>34208061Both.
>>34208056Oh hell yeah, thanks anon.I told my dad I’m getting into this stuff and he’s psyched to try it out with me the next time I come visit him. He inexplicably also wants to buy another car now
>>34208061Both
>>34208060Exactly.
>>34208052>and from it as well.This is needy, should be radio silence until the next day.
>>34208055>Please don't joke around, I legit don't have any social skills.I'm not even joking. You should be sending the day of, "hey looking forward to our date tonight, see you at...". Do men not realize how long women take to get ready for a date?
>>34208061MWouldn’t a “thanks babe” or “thanks honey” be better
>>34208066See?They don't like clingy.
Why are the femanons here so stroppy?
>>34207979>eating a girl out while she sits in a chair>she tells me to look up>dribbles saliva into my mouth as a reward and tells me to keep going
>>34208056Did you see WhistlinDiesel get his channel ruined over "unpaid taxes"? I think it's the car companies getting mad at him for destroying cars, so they went after him legally.
Tfw no wife to show off my basic plumbing and mechanical prowess to
>>34208069I think people confuse their hatred for clingy people with what they actually hate, which is performing.If you simply act like yourself all the time, then you won't have to "mode switch" for then when they decide to contact you during you non-performative hours.
>>34208074No, it's because he didn't pay his taxes. The tax department don't fuck around with you owing them money.
>>34208051Do most men even know how to turn the water off?
I don't cum much and I don't cum with much forceIs there anything I can do about this? Do women care?
>>34208077>people codeswitchingInhumane. Leave me out of preformative people's aura farming.
>>34208080Drink water, exercise, train your body.
>>34208039>>34208051Why do you write like a Chinese stereotype?
>>34208080Lmao, reminded me of this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2o1A77fC4E
>>34208059I'll check them out, jungle and 80s would be great toonah in Australia, they toured last year (or was it the year before I can't remember)
Chinese Woman tell man, "Honey, faucet leaky!" he puff chest, grab toolbox, then watch YouTube tutorial, She curse in English no one understand, "Honey, you no know how to fix faucet! just call plumber!"
>>34208080No women don't want a lot of cum.
>>34208086I have noticed this trend. US women expect you to be handy, Asian women don't let you be handy.
>>34208075The bar really is in hell what the fuck are we doing dude
>>34207887My sister has this haircutShe's cooler than me>>34207936I'm allowed to turn off the anxiety about getting things done because stuff is closed now
>>34208091You can be just as cool if you got it too, Anon.
>>34208082I think I do, maybe I should do more kegels and work on my diet though>>34208084thanks I feel better now
>>34208061man obviously
Girls who like older guys, do you specifically like that a guy is older than you, like as a fetish?
American man, you good at many thing, barbecue, watch tv, fix truck (wait, no, you call mechanic), but oral? Disaster like Chernobyl, but without glow.
>>34208092No I can't copy her that's the opposite of cool. Also she just is cooler it's not only the hair lolAnd I don't do long hair any more
>>34208097Let it go, unc. Cash in that 401K and date a girl your age.
>>34208085>I'll check them out, jungle and 80s would be great tooEasy done. What sorta 80s? Any certain sound you like?A good early jungle album is Soichi Terada - Sumo Jungle Granduer, it's really good. Then there's stuff from Accelio (pretty newer) and some stuff that's sort of jungle/rnb/triphop like EBTG but only on one album but I liked it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrTZV1oyUMMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXupBNCTkLkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN3embWsQyU>nah in Australia, they toured last year (or was it the year before I can't remember)As shit. Guess I was too busy with work to notice, the last two years were crazy for me and I barely noticed the world going by kek.
my hands are very cold I can barely move my fingers
>>34208098That’s where you’re wrong, Yi
>>34208103*holds them*:)Posted from my iPhone
I bought a pack of these tiny 200ml coke zeros, and I've just been crushing them when I have a meal.This isn't going to "do anything" because the usual aspartame type health scares, yeah?
>>34208101hmm, maybe I'm being a bit vague but if you had to suggest say 3 80s albums which would they be?I'll queue these up next, thanks
Focas, what important, for me to you? , that you get the best life, how? Be honest others, yoursilfe, get just, feed, don't scare, don't love the silly things, don't care about money, be freandly for every one, all that with smile over why because life, now is not scurty 100% you need be careful, to get the best by since feel free life, you are lettel, engoy, for me, I love and wish you the best, with me or not, but I will be prother you freand, cause we are huomans seamler
>>34208108>because*besidesI feel like i'm picking up a habit again.
>She said it was nice to see me againSo you're saying there's a chance?
>>34208110True
>>34208114As a fat and balding guy, women say that to me sometimes too.Best not think too much of it, but might be true for you.
>>34208108>This isn't going to "do anything" because the usual aspartame type health scares, yeah?No, and it's good you're having them with meals, since zero calories drinks can actually make you hungry and prone to snacking.
>>34208109>if you had to suggest say 3 80s albums which would they be?Oh man, tall order. I'd really struggle to pick only 3 since genres can vary greatly. Give me a minute and I'll sift through my collection and see what I come up with kek. What are some 80s albums you like then? It'd be cool to see where we overlap
Any single, lonely, fat and balding guys posting in this thread?
>>34208117Cool cool, as long as I keep getting the sugar free versions.
It's pretty much been the first month of 2026 already, has the year been going so far for everyone?
>>34208120no but there's a single lonely skinny long haired guy posting in this thread
>>34208123still can't find a job :(
>>34208123bad. like so bad. like it's turning into a had year.
>>34208123I begin a cybersecurity course at the start of February and I've just been dreading it for a while nowOther than that I tried and failed on 'those' apps for the umpteenth time. I just keep getting to the point where I know I have no other chances, but then an hour on there and I'm reminded why it wasn't even worth trying as a last resort
>>34208123MNot bad. Got rejected, but life is pretty good otherwise.
>>34208120hiI'm also old
>>34207895>>34207903You guys a fuckin weird.I'm gonna imagine >he drools into my mouth while we make out.
>>34208133Fake news, no girl likes that. I see you "ma'am"
>>34208120Single, fat and balding, yep.Not lonely, at least not right now.
how do I invade other people's dreams?
>>34208137hey fuck off why are you trying to invade me dreams?
>>34208135Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna swallow all his spit.
>>34208137I’ve only ever done that on accident before.
>>34208123>3 pages added to my dissertation>no gf>2 lbs lostthis must be the wakeup call
>>34208138Dick so small you can spit right past it?
>>34208118I'll start a bit generic with artists rather than specific albums - wham!, queen, Bowie (although low is my favourite), INXS (absolutely LOVE kick), prince, zero le creche, sisters of Mercy, yellow magic orchestra, Gary Numan, pet shop boys, tears for fear, etcand as a bonus 70s - Kraftwerk, rainbow, scorpions, etcI do recognise some of these are more 70s for their prime albums
>>34208139no not your, I want to invade my ex's dreams >>34208142I remember when me and my brother had the exact same dream, was that me invading his dream?
Dreaming is nothing but an illusion. Short bursts of your brain making something up to make it seem like you have things to look forward to. It only lasts up to 3 minutes maximum, but it seems longer. And the majority of people don't even remember them, making it pointless just like life itself.
>>34208123good so far, just studying for my medicine entrance exams for next year, and starting uni next month
>>34208150Didn't deny it.
hey women,*bap*
>>34208138What are the logistics of spitting in someone's mouth whose mouth is feet away and closed
>>34208154bronze age pervert?
>>34208154
>>34208109It's really hard to pick an album, so I'll post a few tracks from albums I thought were really good from the 80s and roughly their genre.>German industrial popPropaganda - A Secret Wishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHKm4mLTLs8>Ambient Art PopThe Blue Nile - Seven A.Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQrux-vc9IY>Dreampop/post-punkCocteau Twins - Five Ten Fiftyfoldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PMKmWOyS3A>Early electronicSparks - No.1 In Heavenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6I6yr7WDegIf you've never heard of Sparks before, you need to listen to this album, Kimono My House, Propaganda and Terminal Jive. They are glam rock Gods and adopted new sounds when they were still just being made. Massively influential.>Art rock/Art popTalk Talk - Living In Another Worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZQZZf_R434They later went on to pioneer post-rock and are infamous for their influences on the genre.David Sylvian - Secrets of the Beehivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyV1zZAigV4Massively influential as well, was the lead singer of Japan (their last two albums are beyond phenomenal)>>34208145Damn finished my list as I saw this kek. One more min and I'll see what else I come up with for more genres. Massive Bowie and T4F fan myself too!
>>34208149>starting uniMODSMOOODS,UNDERAGE
>>34208157sighwhy do all women have low iq moments...are you ovulating right now?
>>34208159Watch out Samoanshits.
>>34208148A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. I want to line the pieces up—yours and mine
>>34206648A little over a year and half.>>34206645Depends on the gift and the relationship you have. I wouldn't say it's necessrily inappropriate.
>>34208108nope, as an adult male (let's say 154lbs) you'd have to drink 14 12oz cans a day to even reach the who approved upper daily limit, 17 for the fda approved oneon top of that, who and fda guidelines are usually set very low to make sure there's a safety marginyou'd also have to keep those 14-17 cans every day up for months to experience any health issues and even then, the issues would just be potential headache, dizziness and gastrointestinal issues that are only temporary and go away again if you stop drinking too much people that act like aspartame is a dangerous poison are so fucking stupid
>>34208163??
ENTJ acts like how an indian would think acting like a racist that hates indians is like
Men, what would you do if you were born as a woman?Why is it not cook, clean, and raise a family of 5 for a man and be submissive?
ENTJ makes fun of Indians instead of white people because he has slave mentality.
Back to the alchemy charts
>>34208145>New RomanticVisage - Fade to Greyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL39eozQqdISince you like Gary Newman, this will be very you. >Synthpop that used early samplingYello - Vicious Gameshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COrHxDsaTJIVery cool band, two guys that used a state of the art sampler called the Fairlight CMI invented by an Australian company and was the first computer you could compose entire songs and all their instruments inside.>New WaveBlancemange - Living on the Ceilinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL0NXKprKnQNothing short of excellent, the vocals are so good.>Art popBryan Ferry - Don't Stop the Dancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A51O4BkDPAA lot of people describe this album as being almost erotic. Definitely a must have for a Bowie fan and as I recall they were both friends since they got big from the 70s glam rock era.
>>34208184>Samoan obsessed with white cockCaptain Cook cucked his great great great etc granddad and now he's taking it out on India for some reason.
Women who are conduits to the dark realms are unfortunately my type
ENTJ ruins yet another thread.
>>34208188>national sport is rugby>national drink is kava>national export is cheap labour
AI makes me scared for my future. How am I supposed to plan 5 years ahead if there's some new happening that makes the future more bleak every fucking month?
Fuck, where is my gay porn DL.Nothing beats watching two dudes deepthroat each other while getting railed by horses.
>>34208196Everyone's too busy listening to anon's recs >>34208162>>34208183
Does anyone want 90s recs? ^_^
>>34208206Got any involving dogs fucking?
>>34208162amazing, I will enqueue>>34208183
They've invented a robot that plays rugby and commits sexual assault, Samoans are officially obsolete.
>>34208211All good anon. And longshot but if you did want to chat or whatever in future, I post on /p/ so my IG is pretty public. I can link it here if you want? No pressure, just think it would be cool to have a friend with such mutual music interests in this city lol.
>>34208083I Always thought this poster was east euro
>>34208183>Bryan Ferrybased beyond belief
>>34208183oh yeah btw I love yello, used to listen to them. a lot
I don't really get a Samoan making fun of Indians for getting cucked by the British, they were also cucked by them and didn't even kick them out.
he's not samoan.
>>34208232he's an oreo for sure
i liked this thread better when it was about music and not two retards bickering about india
>>34208248It's entj samefagging as usual. very indian behavior.
>>34208123Everything is going really well, but no bf yet. 11 months to go I can do this!
>>34208222Ew, no, don't post that in my name.
I haven't jerked off in 4 days. This shit is crazy
I used to be a literal femcel loser of the worst degree until I met a guy on online that I ended up having such strong feelings for I fully locked in for the first time in my life and fixed 90% of my problems in the year before I actually met him. I’ve spent the last 4 years of my life with him trying to improve in every way so I can pretend the previous version of myself never existed. This is a secret I will take to my grave
>>34208270How is it a secret? People with a partner will always do better than single people. I was also self-improving by default when I had a gf.
Finally went through my porn queue, freed up around 900GB of space.
>>34208270That seems to be the norm for most people, don’t worry about it
>>34208273By secret I meant what a disgusting person I used to be. It was really bad and looking at the way I am now, no one would ever have any idea.
>>34208273>Mutual love relationshipI'm really going backwards cause of my relationship. My gf doesn't seem to care about me anywhere near as much as I care about her.
>>34208270Good for you honestly
>>34208179I'd be way too busy having multiple orgasms.
>>34208277Just leave her man. I was in a relationship where sex basically dried up after 2 years (like once a month at best and it was only when on her period which was fucking gross). I'm so glad that it's over. I have a lot more time to do things that bring me happiness instead of waiting around, hoping for any kind of love and affection to be reciprocated and being disappointed every time
>>34208148>Dreaming is nothing but an illusion.It's your brain doing the filing.
>>34208270So when do you surpass him and dump him for being beneath you?
>>34208281>waiting aroundHahaha that resonates. I'm just waiting for bits of affection from her. >Just leave her manIts hard, I'm so attached to her and the thought of starting all over again and going back to dating is terrible.
>>34208179Live my best life and extract child support money from dumb moids.
>>34208284Trust me, just end it. Surely you have hobbies or other things that make you happy and fulfilled besides affection from others. You can date and try to find love but it should be your third priority probably>I'm so attached to herMy ex was my oneitis since we were 12 and we dated briefly in high school and then during college because she thought I was hot as fuck (ironic since she had the sex drive of an 80 year old after 2 years of dating). I'm very familiar with being attached and not wanting to let go lmao. It's for your own good, you'll get over her sooner than you think
>>34208279Thank you! >>34208283We’re married now so hopefully it stays that way
Should I brush my teeth after my nose been bleeding, or should I wait for my nostril to dry the blood?
>>34208291I thought about it and I'm going to talk to her about my feelings tomorrow, I want to make clear that I'm hurting. I hope things will change
>>34208295You should wait and just rinse your mouth out for now. Spitting or leaning over the sink might reopen the cut in your nose
>>34208301Thank you.
>>34208295Did you get too horny like an anime character?
>>34208123>It's pretty much been the first month of 2026 already, has the year been going so far for everyone?Could always be worse. But I feel like I'm stagnating. In my goals compared to last year.
>>34207341the silence speaks volumes
>>34208255Be like JH, start dating dozens of men and sleep with them until you find your throuple/harem.
>>34208270but women INSIST having a gf wouldn't fix me
Is it possible to break a woman's liberal brainwashing? I often see male influencers online say that a woman will adopt a man's views when she respects his authority. How true is this?
state sexdo you ever come across stuff that is legal, but you still have doubts if you should be aroused by it? Examples?just got this amputee girl recommended and she clearly plays into some fetish that i dont know if i should be ok with indulging
She's doing it for herself. In the long run, the guy is immaterial.
>>34208304No, it’s the winter and my appartement heater’s dry up the air.>I have no control over the heather, it’s included with the rent
>>34208311Disabled women are allowed to be sexy.
>>34208313>>I have no control over the heather, it’s included with the rentWhat in the 3rd world country
>>34208310let me put it this way, have you ever actually witnessed an ultra left woman become right wing just because she started dating a right wing man irl?
>>34208314That is not what i talked about dont be disingenuous
>>34208311F, yeah
>>34208317No, but 90% of Western men regardless of their political or religious beliefs are spineless emasculated jellyfish.
>>34208319What is the dodgy stuff you're turned on by?
men, you bought your gold back in 1925, right?
>>34208310women have no fucking idea what they believe, they don't operate on that level they're purely socially reactive creatures they have no overarching abstractly considered ideals so naturally they're milquetoast and completely malleable in that respect.
>>34208315The’re called student dorms, I know it’s impossible to grasp for you, but in some countries, students just pay for a dorm and they don’t worry about the rest.
>coworker calls me at 3 amWhy does shit like this always make me so paranoid
>>34208328Cause that's weird as fuck to get a phone call from a coworker at 3am. Normal reaction.
At what point does the rest of the body become too fat for you to care about the big tits?
>>34208328does he want to bend you over and creampie you?
>>34208330We work nights. 3 am is when shift closes. The only thing I can think of is he needed a ride or he left a bunch of shit for my shift tmrwEither way fuck the paranoia >>34208332Uh no
>>34208331Love handles and a soft tummy are cool. When you get fat rolls, that's an issue and you need to go exercise with me.
>>34208331Post an example what your body looks like
>>34208337What if the tits are like 10X as big as the fat rolls?
>>34208343Doesn't seem physically possible.
>>34208343Men aren't as entranced by big tits as you think. I'm just happy to have a pair in front of me. My gf gets titmogged by 90% of women and I love them titties. The positives of having big tits cannot defeat the negatives of being a fatty when it comes to your appearance.
>>34208314I'm disabled, I wish I was sexy
>>34208343Boner, let me lick your tummy
had a really weird dream tonightWas at a restaurant or something and i the waitress was a female anon i used to talk with who had sent me pics of herit was unsettling when i woke up
>>34208349>I'm disabledMentally, i guess
>>34208355of course, I'm technically physically disabled too but it's not visible
>>34208333Why didn't you just pick up?
>>34208360chopped dick?
Male/Female (there are no other options)AgeDo you ever want children?
>>34208364M34No.
>>34208364M32Yea
>>34208362what no, I'm physically disabled because I have pots and eds>>3420836426, yes I would love to have a daughter
>>34208366What the fuck you're literally me
>>34208323Gold isn't a good investment compared to stocks.
>>34208369>potsNever heard of this until people recently started claiming to have it. As far as I can tell it's when getting out of a chair too fast makes you dizzy. Not a real disability.
>>34208364male30only person i could trust to mother my kids is my ex, who cannot have children (and also unsure if we'll ever get back together anyway) so the universe has answered this question for me. currently have plans to channel my baby fever into a project exploring homeostatic software agents.
Any genderWill reporting fat and balding troll for trolling improve this thread by 1000% and why is the answer yes?
>>34208377for me my vision goes black and I can faint when it happens. eds is a disability because everything is in pain all the time
>>34208383Oh I wrestle my flesh into submission all the time ;)
>>34208382MThis is like the third time you've done this pseudo-moderation thing.
>>34207851>The only time I remember them is when it was a nightmare where someone I love was mean to me.Why do you want to leave if there are people you love?
>>34208382F, it won't because the schizo is probably a jannie, which is how he can get away with this amount of spamming all the time.
>>34208386found the trollwhy are you mentally disabled?
>>34208382It's more so spam than trolling. Trolling implies insincerity.
>>34208390Responding like this also counts as trolling. I'm not that poster.
>>34208364M31I want to, but everything is expensive enough with two people. It feels like everything in the world requires 10 more years to be at the same level as people 40 years ago (owning a home, career level etc). Retirement age is going to be 70 pretty soon which further adds to it, since it was on average 62 in 2001.
It's always fun looking back through the thread when a mass deletion happens to see how much of the thread overall was by that schizo.Women, if you were a man, how would you try to find a woman?
>>34208392I think he also uses spam bots because the first message in atoga is always the same fat and balding spam.>>34208393shut up schizo
>>34208364M28ye
>>34208396>schizo conspiracies
>>34208395>how would you try to find a woman?socialmaxx in school, looksmaxx as a teen, careermax in my twenties, wealthmaxx 30+, I'd drown in pussy
>>34208396I doubt it. The first post was a full 2 minutes after the thread was created, which is plenty of time to type it out. He just doesn't have anything else going on in his life, so he can just spam refresh waiting for the next thread.
>>34208400Sorry, you were born 5'8". Better luck next life.
>>34208403np, my extensive social circle, my financial situation and my reputation will make up for that
>>34208323Nah, but I bought silver for $16
>>34208405And that's how we know you've never been a man
>>34208407and thats how we know you're just whining for no reason
>>34207819>Finally got Skyrim to workWhich gooner mods do you have?
>>34208393Spiritually you are the same garbage.
>>34208401He spams 24/7. You can see it in the archives. Either he never sleeps or he uses spam bots
>>34208412Or it's multiple garbage cans.
>>34208411>>34208399
>>34208412Cbtanon spams almost as much. When a person is using a spambot their posts aren't separated by an hour, but minutes, or even seconds.
>>34208414Read properly, trash.
>>34208405Can money really make up for height?>t. 5'7"
>>34208412he has Bots Posting Dumbshit.
>>34208418it can, it it's a lot, but then it would me for of a gold digging situation, it surely doesn't make being short worse if you can comfortably support a family financially I didn't say I'd use only money to make up for it, I'd also have socialized and networked with the people around me since kindergarten and looksmaxxed as a teen, so the chances that I'd find a cute wife would be pretty high, I'd only need one of those after all
>>34208421Did you do any of that as you are now?
>>34208412The anti incel spammer is equally spammy, if not more.
>>34208422no, as a girl you just have to be pretty, fun to fuck and don't go on a man's nerves too much
>>34208426that's probably the same poster
Are any lonely, single femanons in the thread right now?
>>34208431this is the same poster too, also the clingy gf one
How would you feel if your bf tought your most visually appealing feature was your pussy? He dosen’t care for your ass or your tits. Just your pussy and the way it look.
>>34208433Is Julian one of them?
>>34208434that he's a retarded gooner and block him
>>34208436Haven’t you ever met a guy who was physically underwelming but you stayed with him because of his beautiful cock?
>>34208434>He dosen’t care for your assUnacceptable.
>>34208429>fun to fuckSo you've mastered that, eh?
>>34208439no? wtf
>>34208441>JH is up
>>34208444Big news. All women have a butt.
>>34208442yeah, pretty much
>>34208446Based
>>34208441I wonder if really thin women think about this strongly about it too. I found tiny butts on women cute too, but some guys might not.ntw
>>34208446Does your bf agree?
>>34208382blueshitkyrie being permabanned would improve this thread 10,000%
Why are anons so triggered by fat and balding posts? :^)
>>34208434i am genuinely glad i'm not a guy like this
>>34208451yes
>>34208454Just filter that crap out.
>>34208445Fake news. I've seen Asian women naked.
this new med I'm on is making it so I can't see properly, like legitimately I can't focus on anything that's within 30cm or so. this is fucked
>>34208450No idea. I only know that I want my ass worshipped.>>34208461A butt is a butt. Anyone can be proud of theirs regardless of its size or shape.
>>34208454she is a retarded man hating femcel but that makes her the male form of 99% of posters here
>>34208465Plenty of them absolutely don't have a butt. It's like Hank Hill
>>34208467simps outnumber the incels here
why do normies destroy everything they get their hands on?may it be products, hobbies whateverI call it the normie enshitification
>>34208467it's based when women do it
>Umm, are you saying it is OK to THREATEN someone who scammed you?!??Yeah? Why are people so quick to defend scammers and thieves nowadays?
>>34208471They're really fucking stupid and secretly very aggressive
>>34208469They probably still want their butt appreciated to some degree. Like I absolutely abhor my tits, but I still want a partner to appreciate them.
>>34208467>femcelshe's a fat pig in a polycule who (allegedly) pegs chubby chaser losers
>>34208444>>34208476Lol. Anon called it.
>>34208478Fuck you.
>>34208467>femcelShe is not a femcel at all.She just has no standards for getting fucked. lol>>34208465>No idea.I know, I don't care about your opinion on it, since we all know it.
>>34208480You're hurting my feelings.
>>34208477>polyculeOh my god, that word is so cringe. It's like that new age crap where fat wine aunts explain their healing crystals with pseudoscientific quantum effects, only applied to perverts
>>34208480She's not fucking any fat, balding guys.
>>34208483she definitely has
>going traveling again, Rome or Firenze>the penguin meme makes it easier to stomach doing it alone againI was never much of a penguin lover, but I wasnt aware of their game
>>34208483Okay, BV.You are totally a high quality woman and are getting only the best of the best. lmao
>>34208485haha yeah so what's your question?
>>34208486>Okay, BVNope. Just a fat, balding guy :^)
>>34208485Firenze, rome is too clichée
Was it... gay?
Clankers fin take all our jobs, bros.Wut do?
>>34208489I was in Rome already and I loved it
>>34208490This isn't a fucking anime board.
>>34208485>travelling alonecringe if you're Mpowerful if you're F
>>34208492I know, thats why I said firenze
>>34208493Yeah, this is a board for everything except NSFW stuff
>>34208494>powerful if you're FThis!May she find herself <3
>>34208491outclank them by being the one that sells clankers to people
>>34208493It is a fucking anime website you chuckleskank
>>34208485>>34208492Are you the obsessed Italy women shitter?
>>34208499The only anime I want to see mentioned is DBZ. And if you call me a chuckleskank again, I'll actually kill you.
WomenI can't find any wireless earbuds with a sound I like. Is it cringe if I go back to using wired earbuds, or is that cringe?
>>34208501>DBZLol, Mexican
>>34208499>>>/a/
>>34208501chuckleskank
>>34208502it's pretty cringe to be so picky and snobbish that you think that actually makes enough of a difference to care, but other than that, sure
>>34208501>DBZWhat's with black ppl and DBZ?
>>34208490Was what gay?
>>34208504>>34208509>racists can't even decide what they think I amFuck you all.>>34208506You're on the vision board. Enjoy whatever the universe decides to punish you with.
>>34208508>women: it's hot if a guy is passionate about something>guy: is passionate about music and wants to have the best experience listening to it>women: cringe
>>34208492Speaking of Rome, do you think that the American government is going to send death squads to capture, detain, and extrajudicially execute Americans who flee abroad to Europe?
>>34208512>racists can't even decide what they think I amAnd yet, they're both right, lmao.
>>34208501>DBZAbsolute garbage.Utter brainrot-tier trash for little kids.
>>34208514NTA/MWomen want you to be passionate about playing music.
Should I get a vasectomy?
>>34208520>guy is passionate about playing music>never listens to musicsure
>>34208516https://voca.ro/1djjJxMEZYPk>>34208519I agree, it's a fucking cartoon, like all anime. It's just the best one.
>>34208490Is it gay to put your brain into a woman's body, seduce her husband, impregnate yourself with his seed, and birth his child to advance your big evil plan while being a 1000 year old dude?...Yes, it is.
>>34208523yeah
Honestly one of the biggest redpills I've had recently is that women do this shit a lot. It's why every woman has "trauma from past relationships" and was "abused". If anything happens that makes her feel bad she will simply rationalize post-facto that you were an abuser and totally evil and she is a victim of the world and was abused by an evil man. No matter how fucking normal the interaction was.
>>34208524You're allowed to be pretentious if it's in service of a skill.
>>34208523How tall are you?
>>34207993I'm too busy eating my soup>>34208364M, no way lol I'd be a terrible parent>>34208270Based improoover
>>34208502It's cringe to have used wireless earbuds at all. What's the point? Some of them have a cord to keep them from falling off anyway. Who the fuck wants earbuds that you have to charge after a few hours.>>34208514No one who's passionate about music has any type of earbuds, you should get a high end vinyl player+preamp+amplifier and wooden speakers at least half your size.
>>34208526No, it's complete bottom of the barrel tier.If you think it's in any way good or "the best", then you just out yourself as a child.
>>34208270Wouldn't he be proud of you?
>>34208532thats not a gender thing and it's also not limited to romantic relationships, most people do that if you pay attention
>>34208538Eat my ass, idc what you think.
>>34208526Is that JH again?
>>34208534178cm
>>34208537>you should get a high end vinyl player+preamp+amplifier and wooden speakers at least half your size.ok and how do I take that to uni with me
>>34208123Honestly I've never been worse>>34207977She needs a shower
>>34208526>https://voca.ro/1djjJxMEZYPkLatinx, close enough.
>>34208532Your post has fuck all to do with the screenshot which reads like a gender flipped version of those "the cashier wants my dick" stories which are very common to hear from men
>>34208544You're not a manlet then. No vasectomy.
>>34208545You can go a few hours without music. No foodie brings McDonald's cheeseburgers everywhere he goes because he's just so passionate about food.
>>34208540you aren't wrong but the difference is that women usually are believed due to the WAW effect
>>34208542Obvs, but try not to uncontrollably bust knowing so.>>34208547It really isn't. And that's why I called you racist. At least educate yourself on what someone is before you irrationally hate on them for it.
>>34208551>178>not a manletI absolutely refuse to pass my Crohn's Disease on to any children also. I would be an abysmal father anyway.
>>34208554Oh, I don't hate any other races. I just like to make fun of them.
>>34208549It's not really the situation as a whole, but the part where she overreacts and starts crying and the whole "I feel like he wasn't honest" and the perception that he tried to humiliate her because since she didn't get the answer she wanted it means he's obviously evil and hates her.
>>34208558I have too much pent up idk what this morning to handle this shit. I'm going to work.
>>34208556>Crohn's DiseaseThat's rough. Sorry bro.>not a manletIn burger town that's 5'10" which is an inch above average. Are you Finnish or Dutch?
>>34208563A*stral*anI'm a turbo manlet here among anyone but the Asians
>>34208500I might be, but you brought italian women up this timewe already spoke about this the last time>>34208494guess im cringe then>>34208495firenze it is then
>>34208562Just a couple more days until dick. Keep reminding yourself that.
>>34208532Those same women expect men to ask them out and be unfazed by repeated rejection.
>>34208566No, I've seen several other anons point it out before me.
>>34208101>Soichi Terada - Sumo JungleBased, everything on Far East Recordings is class, as are the Ape Escape OSTs. dedeco also did a great mix of his stuff and Jacob Greenmount has done some lovely tracks inspired by his housier side
>>34208569I've made it a point to not bring up italian women for a while now, even the last time I wasnt the one who started the discussionalso its not my fault that italian women are the greatest out there
>>34208567Literally the only thing getting me through these snowstorms. Unironically.
>>34208558>Oh, I don't hate any other races. I just like to make fun of them.Honestly, this is the most Chad position one can have on race relations
>>34208527Kenny took the White Splash, so that Yuji could use the Black Flash
>Year already going shit>Now I find out my dog I've had since I was 10 is going to have to be put down very soonSo how is your year going anons? Mine fucking sucks so far.
>>34208571You're so fucking weird.
>>34208559She describes his behavior and repeats several times that it wasn't good to approach him at work. And I don't know why crying at home is an overreaction. I sometimes laugh at home thinking about mildly humorous interactions I had earlier that day, I'm sure that's a big heckin redpill and proof of women viewing men as clowns now that you've read it online
>>34208572Yeah, blacks don't do well in the cold. Make sure you're supplementing vitamin d3, most AAs are deficient.
>>34208577I'm really sorry to hear that dude ): may they rest in peace x
>>34208578waah waah
>>34208577That's shitty, anon, sorry.Mine is just boring, thankfully.
>>34208581>theyIt.It's just one animal, so it's an "it".
>>34208577Sorry bro. I still have dreams about my dog that i lost in 2019.
>>34208568>the worst she can say is noYou can be humiliated, bullied, led into traps, accused of sexual harassment, and even face violence for being rejected. Women always warn about angry men who snap and go gorilla mode after being rejected but fail to take accountability for their own who use rejecting a dude as an excuse to socially exile, punish, or humiliate him beyond just a normal rejection. In school I knew a woman whose solution to a guy she didn't like asking her out was to pay her gay best friend to rape the guy in the bathroom as punishment. Her rejecting him led to him stumbling out of the bathroom sobbing with his anus bleeding through his jeans.
>>34208588anon doesn't want to misgender the dog
>>34208101big up junglists and the pirate radio mandem https://voca.ro/1oTrooDQbDau keep it massive
Why don't lonely, single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
>>34208575Kenny held it tighterSo that Yuji could become a fighter
>>34208594Yeah and in English we use "it" for that.
>>34208598>fem>lonely>singlerumao
>>34208591>>34208587>>34208581It hits pretty hard because throughout dealing with an addict parents withdraws, moving constantly, having to drop out to watch said parent so they don't off themselves, she was always there. I was also pretty attached due to the attention she required being mostly deaf and blind. Now she's dying while I'm away at school, just fucking sucks. I already don't give a damn about getting this degree even if on paper this major will set me up for the future and now I'm losing some of the only things I actually do care about without even being there.
Is the only way incels can be cured of their hatred against women, is for them to go through Reverse Homosexual Conversion Therapy to turn them gay?
>>34208605She sounds like a real one x may she eat many doggy treats in doggie heavenTake time off if you need but don't drop out of school, I can say from my own experience it's not worth lol
>>34208598Lonely just means that the current FWB is busy with another girl or out of town. Single is the default state when they're not settling.
>>34208588>>34208600Since you're correcting grammar, let me correct your behavior by mentioning that this isn't an appropriate argument to have when people are discussing a pet dying.
>>34208609a focus on sex and sexuality is a landmark of disingenuousposting when it comes to shitting on lonely men who can't get a relationship.
>>34208614>sex and sexualityEvery girl I know loves that book
>>34208600yeah, and I was making a tranny joke
>>34208599Kenny swallowed, so that Yuji could spit
>>34208605Damn. I'm not sure how I'd be able to handle not being there. Please stay in school, anon. I'm trying to go for the first time in my 30s and it sucks.
>>34208615Sexuality is a core part of a woman's identity starting from high school. Without sex and hookups they wouldn't be complete, but they diss men for wanting to have sex and gaslight them into believing that it's not at all important.
>>34208621I wouldn't know since I'm a Chad.
>>34208593today on things that didnt happen!
>>34208628NTA but attempting to solve a "property" shortage by filling the available housing with even more refugees is peak irony.
>>34208628That sounds just like your average american student dorm experience.
>>34208615I preferred that book Gay Pride and Penis Prejudice
>>34208637I lost my virginity by getting raped in a dorm. This group of girls during freshers week led me to believe I was going to get to hook up with them but instead they locked me in a room with their gay male friend who forced himself on me.
>>34208593That is unnecessarily cruel, if an uggo asks me out I personally just shoot him between the eyes and tell everyone he tried to rape me.
>>34207930Euros don't have sex ed either the just have sex with their teachers
>>34208568women love Monday morning quarterbacking.
>>34208651>Euros don't have sex edWe actually do.
>>34208434Luke beating him up, not with my pussy.
>>34208515No. It's for them to gain more experience in a real world environment that is almost like training.
>>34208635>>34208637Who got nuked?
>>34208654As in Skywalker ?
>>34208580>driving to work >stop at long red light so I check my phone>see this shit but can't respond since I'm driving >seethe for the whole commute>get here and still couldn't think of a good comeback
>>34208654All you have to do is walk forward through him. Any person would be crushed.
>>34208660Fug
>>34208658Some generic poltard.
the bitter truth is that i could easily get a girlfriend but that i just don't want one enough to put the necessary effort into it
Women, why do you like veins?
How is valk still hereShe was posting when I went to bed and still.posting when I woke up
>>34208661I'm flattered.
>>34208671Anxiety and Depression induced Insomnia is a very real disease.
>>34208668This is the trvth. The bitter, bitter trvth.
>>34208669Visual texture, intimate aspect of a guy's body, etc.
JH said that she was the popular token minority foid in school then yesterday she said she got bullied. This worthless freak can't stop lying. She also lies about her age and lies about her relationships.
>>34208680Shut up, Julian.
>>34208680Getting popular and being bullied are in fact not mutually exclusive.
Just tell the fucking truth for once.
>>34208680She made people bully her because it's one of her fetishes.
Did you know showing your armpits is algorithm gold for women?
>>34208680Yesterday you yelled at a tree for ten minutes and accused it of being JH.
What silly things did you get in trouble for during your school days? I once had to turn my graphic tee inside out because it had an image of 2 skeletons fucking on it.
>>34208673Flatter deez nuts.>>34208680This >>34208682. It's like you never went to highschool. Being popular just means you have a bigger target on your back for that sort of shit.
>>34208579The entire end is her shifting the blame on him and making him out to be a bad person. He was "dishonest about his relationship status" because he didn't want to share his personal life with a customer?
>>34208686Der coomer
>>34208684Which is what?
>>34208685Being bullied isn't one of my fetishes. The opposite is.
>>34208692No joke, she talks about bullshit, and all she does is show her armpit.
>>34208694not being bullied?
>>34208694Bullying people?
GirlsYour opinion on It Ends Tonight by the All-American Rejects?
>>34208686>>34208696she looks like she uses Tinder a lot
>>34208698>>34208699Being complimented. Obviously.
>>34208703>anon self reports that he was so disconnected from the popular kids in highschool that he wasn't aware of anything going on
>>34208686i cannot imagine the humiliation of being an armpitfag or a footfag
>>34208703NTA but my parents moved a lot so I went to three different schools. At one of those schools I was kind of popular, at another of those schools I was the weird kid, and at the school I eventually graduated from I occupied this weird middle ground due to being in school theatre productions where I was very well known but also made fun of. It's 100 true that someone can both be popular, at least one moment, and have the shit bullied out of them the next. Or vice versa.
>>34208709It's clear that anon will say anything, regardless of the truth, in order to talk shit.
>>34208689I got mad at akid on the bus and called him n*gger
>tfw you will never have something going on like what these two have
>>34208696ngl if I was as gorgeous as her I'd be doing the exact $$$ame>>34208674so is unemployment jk>>34208668at least you're self-awareI could probably get a gf if I spent like the next two-three years of my life working really hard and trying to turn things around but ik that's not gonna happen>>34208643kekI prefer Pride & Prejudice & Knuckles
Will moving away from America stop me from being a fat?
>>34208594I can't assume the doggo's gender uwu>>34208600why are you so pedantic, you sound like my mom rn>>34208613>let me correct your behavior by mentioning that this isn't an appropriate argument to have when people are discussing a pet dyingreminds me of the Bobbly Lee clip>"my mom died two days ago... she's a big fan...">"was"
>>34208716depends if you change your lifestyle tooif you come to the UK for example and go to the pub you will probably be equally fat>>34208696I don't work from home but I'd jerk from home to these vids jkk
>>34208715But you are as gorgeous as her qt, :3
>>34208717Are you autistic? If so I think it shows in how disrespectful you are in your replies, while genuinely believing you are funny.
>>34208720>Are you autisticprobably but also you started it>>34208707>i cannot imagine the humiliation of being an armpitfagit's just called being cultured>>34208719uwuI wish lol she's stunning
>>34208689F. I got yelled at for asking to go to the bathroom too often in one teacher's class.
>>34208722Go piss girl
>>34208723At least I can go pee whenever I want now.
Am I right to feel jealous that my boyfriend liked a post from a female internet acquaintance he's had for years where she's wearing a swimsuit?She doesn't even look very different from me. She has a bf and lives in another country, also hasn't liked his posts in a long time.
>>34208725eh, I think you are overreacting a bit desutalk to him about it if he upsets you but it if's just one pic from a friend I don't really see the big deal desu
>>34208689where do I start lol>breaking into the school on the weekend to skate>cutting class to play vidya at my friend's>doing graffiti in the bathroom>shooting a staple gun into the bookcase>sharing around proxy sites so everyone could get around the internet filters, and the Pokemon Go APK before it was released here so the school had to ban it>hijacking the school intercom system to rickroll everyone>hacking the school network with my buddy in highschool, he accidentally brought it down so nobody could use the computers for a week
>>34208725do you honestly believe your bf no longer finds other women attractive just because he's in a relationship with you?
I wish it was women obsessed with mundane male body parts like armpits and feet instead of the other way around
>>34208730Do hands count?
>>34208730they like weird shit like forearms and hands it seemsa few years ago a woman complimented my thighs though, at least we share some cultural common ground
>>34208725You are right to be jealous because your man is thirsting after another woman. That is natural, your feelings are normal.But this is not something for you to make a big deal about. Its a photo of a pretty woman in a swimsuit and he is a man. You can tell him that you weren't too happy about it if you really wish but this is not something you should make into a big deal.
How do I handmaxx
>>34208731>>34208732yes the hands and forearms thing counts, but the emphasis is usually on him being strong with calloused skin which doesn't hit the same
>>34208725a little too jealous i think
>the spamming narc is here againRIP thread>>34208720dont reply to the creep, it feeds on it.you know what else to do.
>>34208725How many men similar to him do you follow?
>>34208734Be tall, white and lean. Also learn how to cut your nails right and use hand lotion every now and then.
>>34208730And I wish there weren't "tits men" and "ass men" and foot and armpit fags. Men should form their own degenerate fetish communities and keep women out of all that. I don't want anyone obsessed with any part of my body, that is shallow and revolting to me.
>>34208734Never wear gloves during the winter and when you fix your cars and stuff. Your hands need to look coarse. Then afer a while start applying lotion, wear premium watches and rings.
>>34208726Yeah, I don't want to seem crazier than he already knows I am. I'll just note it for now I guess.>>34208729Obviously not. I see fuckable people every day myself, I'm a high libido bisexual. I'd categorize this same woman as fuckable since she looks like me and my type is myself.But acting on it even in a minor way is another matter. I don't interact with thirst traps any of my friends post out of respect for him. The chance of him seeing it and being insecure is nonzero. >>34208733>>34208736Alright. More tips to just take a note and pack it away.>>34208738I unfollowed anyone I found attractive. I trained my algorithm away from horny shit. All my exes are cut off too. Maybe I'm too loyal where it isn't warranted or returned. Idfk.
>>34208744>I unfollowed anyone I found attractive. I trained my algorithm away from horny shit.Do you have a secondary profile or what?
>>34208744>All my exesSuch a disgusting sentence.
Can women do anything about this headache I woke up with?
>>34208735I just like hot hands.
The performative woman: she pretends to avoid attractive men when she's in a relationship and she pretends not to be horny when her bf isn't available for sex or she's turned off by something he said or done.
>>34208749Not without touching you.
>>34208744>But acting on it even in a minor way is another matterhe imagines much worse things about other women in his head. liking a post is such a meaningless thing i can only assume you're looking for a reason to nag.
>>34208751Who does that? Most women avoid all men whether they're attractive or not and no one's horny when they're turned off
>>34208737calling me "it" is wildanyway I got shit to do I'm just procrastinating>>34208744this is BPDemon anon right?just tell him if it bothers you but ngl think you're making a mountain out of a molehill here>>34208743don't do this lol, I lost my work gloves last winter and rawdogged a few days without them and my hands were literally bleeding from dryness. take care of your hands
Women, what would you say if your boyfriend told you to "Suck that dick, bitch!"?
>>34208696Love how people talk shit on capitalism and men, but never talk about women like this.
>>34208761I'd grab his dick with both hands and threaten an Indian sunburn until he apologized.
>>34208746What do you mean?>>34208748Hey it's only 3 and it's not like I fucked them, anyway. Don't judge until you know the full story about the universe cuntblocking me for years.>>34208755Yes yes so do I. Thought crimes are not the issue. This is an interaction with another woman that signals to her he likes her body. >>34208751If this is related to my post, I get him off daily no matter what.>>34208760Maybe I will bring it up in a relaxed way, not combative.
>>34208742>liking boobs and ass is a "degenerate fetish"you are majorly mentally ill and most likely a misandristthis is like me wishing women hated dick
>>34208768>Hey it's only 3 and it's not like I fucked themThose poor guys.
>>34208768>Maybe I will bring it up in a relaxed way, not combativeyeah try not to make it into an argument or whatever, just tell him how you feel and your concerns>interaction with another woman that signals to her he likes her bodyI mean, sure maybe, but if they're friends he could've just been seeing what she's been up toif he only liked the bikini pic though and not her others that's a bit sus
>>34208750what type of hands do you find most attractive?
>>34208742it's not really obsession it's just neuron activation when we see it
>>34208768it's not interaction though. the more you try to insist that he's done something wrong the more you will come off as just a nag. you can't convince him he's done something wrong when he knows his behavior is perfectly consistent with being a decent and loyal bf (which i assume he is).
This made me laugh like a retard.https://files.catbox.moe/g65v8w.mp4Just wanted to share that.
>>34208775Honestly, >>34208743 is pretty close. Big and rough but well-kept hands, clean and maintained nails. Veins are a plus, but I don't want a chronically dehydrated guy. I don't prefer the severely marred look of a mechanics hands, but hands with at least some character do it for me. Most men are going to have rougher hands just by virtue of being late to the moisturizing habit. Bonus points if the pics of the hands are tightly grasping something, showing off some arm too.
>>34208783I'm not clicking your porn again.
>>34208787it's just more american cringe "comedy"
I'm simply not manly enough to be any woman's type
>>34208772One was a woman. One wouldn't sleep with me because he liked my virginity (he slept with other women). And the other was very short.>>34208773He's liked a few, maybe it is just a friend thing and I shouldn't freak out.On some level I think it made me insecure because if he likes her more than me, the only reason is because she seems like an outgoing free spirit following her dreams and I chose a stable career. Maybe he'd enjoy a professional artist gf and even if I can buy him gifts and food, it's a soulless sort of love I provide. I'm just not as fun.But maybe that's projecting. And making 1000 assumptions.>>34208780It objectively is interaction since she knows him. But I understand what you mean.
>>34208799I was also just thinking exactly that
>>34208802Samefag, by short I mean the amount of time. He was the tallest man I dated at 5'9". I may be insane but I stand for short kings always.
>>34208799who cares about being "manly" kek, just be your best self>>34208802>He's liked a few, maybe it is just a friend thingyeah I wouldn't read too much into it desu>she seems like an outgoing free spirit following her dreams and I chose a stable careerwell maybe that's why he's friends with her but dating you lol
>>34208296>>34208291We broke up
We are so close to paradise
A fat girl sent me a rose on hinge. I think it’s time to kill myself.
>>34208814>girl sent me a rose on hingethat's sweet>>34208811take me with you
>>34208814I Felt this way when an asian woman direct dmed me on there and didn't bother matching. She was a mile away and I was so scared and shocked I uninstalled the app and haven't gone on dating apps in 5 years now.
>>34208814>>34208818When men say "women should approach men" they should specify that they mean fit hot teenage blondes
>>34208818>men arent evil
>>34208799I can be attracted to younger guys.
>>34208802>One was a woman. One wouldn't sleep with me because he liked my virginity (he slept with other women). And the other was very short.So you are just all around fucking retarded. lmao
>>34208828define youngerim a 27 year old virgin and still look like a twink
>new girl at work>instantly insanely attracted to her>find out her entire body is covered in tatoosweird kind of feel
>>34208832It's hard to define. My point is that you don't need to come across as manly as long as you're otherwise developed as a person. Does that make sense?
>>34208834At least you're not the creepy kind of guy who immediately asks to see it when it's obviously being covered by my clothes for a reason.
>>34208834>find out her entire body is covered in tattooslol what's wrong with thatsame with my old bar crush kek
>>34208835yeah that does make sensei just don't think i have the characteristics women will ever idealize or dream of
>>34208843Post dick stats.
>>34208834is that a deal breaker for you?
>>34208844No.
State gender.You ever broke a promise and were ok with it?Thinking the other person didn't deserve the promise anyway?
>>34208847You need to open up more and be confident, just think of it as practice! Let's see that dick
>>34208849FNo, I don't make promises unless I'm 100% sure it's something I can and will do
>>34208851eagerly talking about your dick size is the mark of a stupid man though
>>34208847Ok.
>walked past an Asian woman>for some reason I smiled and blushed like a retard when we made eye contactI don't even have yellow fever lol
it should be illegal for unmarried men to cover up their penises when they go outsidesociety could heal overnight
It should be illegal for women to wear clothing.
>>34208820Yes, and?
Why no I have no sex drive
>>34208820>women consider the lowest effort shit on a dating app the same as approachingLOL
>>34208849M, no cause I'm not a fake nigga>>34208858was she cute>>34208862it would get in the way>>34208866idk depression or that good kush
Did y’all have to do this therapy or was it just me?Now, I had a lot of therapies that I had to go through when I was a kid, and there was one of them that shocked & sparked a bit of my curiosity of my childhood.I slowly figured out that I had this therapy that apparently was supposed to treat my autism where my psychiatrist pulled down my trousers and inserted pickled ginger into my anal cavity and let it stay there. If I tried to resist, fight back, or take it out the therapist would zap me with one of those devices you use to control electric fences as a way of curing my autistic reactions. The therapist told me not to tell my mother about this specific therapy, but he got a lot of accolades from her for making me talk back to her less or express pain or discomfort less and therefore behave less autistic.
>>34208868>girl sends anon a rose on a dating app>"haha low effort shit"y'all niggas are hopeless s m h
>>34208872dating apps are a colossal humiliation ritual for the man
>>34208849MYeah, not going somewhere, but I ended up going anyway after some point, because I realized the person I made the promise to was kinda shit. Hope to never see that person again though.
>>34208849FI never made a promise
>>34208855What was your last promise you made?
>>34208870Bit is too long
>>34208832Nice, even better
>>34208875how? only tried once a few yrs ago but went out with some baddies. sounds like a skill issue ngl
>>34208849F, yes.
>>34208869>was she cuteYes, veryShe unironically looked like that viral pic of the Asian businesswoman
>>34208893damn sounds pretty awesome
Just watching a documentary about how there are still tribal people in Panama living in huts in the jungle.The women still running around topless and the men just fishing and building/repairing shit all day.Crazy.
>>34208890>went out with some baddiesyou will not find true love on a dating app
>>34208898You are replying to an insane narcissist.
>>34208900>´Are you a french fag or what
>>34208849MI ask the other person for permission to break it first and only do so if they say "Yeah it's fine."
>>34208881To feed and medicate a friend's cat while she was out of town last month. Doing my part in a recent group project if just saying "I'll do X" counts
>>34208846no, but i visibly flinched when i saw her chest tatoo. she also has one tatoo that is actually ugly.there is the juxtaposition of her having a insanely cute face, so the tatoos do something.lets just say that its as much attractive as it is repelling. but in all of my life i´ve never met a heavily tatooed person that wasn´t also a massive tool.>>34208838correct. i´m that creepy kind of guy that makes 0 advances/does not flirt despite having a massive crush, because afaik she has a boyfriend/is a coworker and i dont want to nuke my worklife.repost, bunch of typos
>>34208671I had something to do at 6am and went back to bed.
>>34208900>>34208903>>34208912grim reminder that you are not interacting with normal humans in this general
>>34208912You're a real fucking weirdo.
>>34208914>>34208918thanks
Oof
girls with only piercings >>>>> girls with tattoos
Had a dream where I was part of ice. Women thoughts?
>>34206644you're sick! I just want to hold a video game girl's hand
>>34208918>>34208914What was weird about it? Like 99% of men despise tattoos and only ever talk to tattooed whores for easy pussy.
At this point, having a tattooed wife whose wedding dress doesn't hide the tattoos feels almost mandatory.
>>34208858it's the pheromones. it's real.
>>34208922based
>>34208858There are beautiful women in every color walking around out there
>>34208766>Indian sunburnThe nuclear option>>34208761Pin him against the wall, off of his feet, and nibble his neck and collarbone.
>>34208922I really need to get a tattoo huh? It sounds like a visible tat would save me time.
>>34208929Shut your mentally ill whoremouth.
what actually explains the WMAF phenomena? The statistics are legitimately very skewed
>>34208936M, ntaWhat would you get? I thought I wanted a sleeve when I was younger but only ended up getting one tattoo on my bicep.
>>34208940Just like ‘em
>>34208940Asian girls are still friendly to white men, simple as. Why fight an uphill battle for white women when you can go with the flow walking with an Asian woman?
>>34208936that's the opposite of what I sad
>>34208849No. I will beat myself up forever if I break it.
>>34208849MNope. I’ve done some pretty crummy stuff to others and broken plenty of promises I tried to make with myself, but I can’t say I’ve broken any promises I’ve made to other people before.
I don’t have HPV let’s gooo
>>34208943White women are nice to me vツv
>>34208941I dunno.That's a big part of why I don't have one yet. I just think they're neat and good repellent for men I'm not going to like anyway.>>34208944Yes, it is.
>>34208901I am arguably insane but not a narc>>34208898>you will not find true love on a dating appwho says so, did you not see tinderellaI mean I think you can meet people anyway, apps are just a tool>>34208922both is good>>34208928tfw no NetNavi gf>>34208929>99% of men despise tattoosprojection much
>>34208940Boomers and Gen X saw Asians as the hooker ethnicity. The rest of us see them as uwu smol anime girls. Failed men will always find a way to fetishize Asian chicks.
>>34208940They're just better.
>>34208766JH moment
Women will obsess over makeup and dresses and looking pretty then ruin their body with an ugly tattooWhy?
>>34208951>Yes, it is.so you're being contentious out of spite? >I just think they're neat and good repellent for men I'm not going to like anyway.BPD behavior
Do kids still give each other Indian burns?
>>34208932This fucking retard again...
>>34208929>99% of men despise tattoos and only ever talk to tattooed whores for easy pussy.Accurate. Women need to get better at coping with that they intentionally transformed themselves from a beautiful, instinctively desired fruit into a bruised, marked, and rotting one. The only men who go for the latter are ones who can't get better or are looking for a discount. It doesn't do you foids any benefit to just deny reality.
>>34208959>out of spite I do actually think tattoos are cool and want one or several I'm just incredibly indecisive. But also I noticed when I dyed my hair an unnatural color (for fun) a lot less men who are the type of guy I'm not going to be interested in anyway would talk to me. Might as well get a permanent thing that does that. That is how much I dislike unnecessary social interaction lol.
>>34208961Certainly not, it's my first time here. I just got flashed with yellow fever by proximity contact. Must be pheromones.
My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. That's all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34208966So what is it about my first post that made you respond the way you did?
>>34208966Let me guess: You're Canadian
>>34208976It got me thinking about it And to bother you personally because I thought it was funny
>>34208958NAG but the female body still looks hot. The shapes are the same.
>>34208979No
>>34208958Luckily my tattoo isn't ugly
Should I lie to a girl about living with my parents if it's semi long distance?
>>34208761Probably do as he commanded, since he never talks that way
>>34208983>The shapes are the same.If this mattered then no one would care about cellulose
>>34208989>Should I lie to a girlno lolif she's shallow enough to care about you living with your rents she's not worth
>>34208958I don't have any tattoos. My sister has enough for the both of us. I want perfectly smooth clear skin, to the point I'm contemplating getting IPL to blast off any freckles and red spots.
>>34208996>red spotsI fucking hate those. Cherry angiomas. Makes me feel like I'm getting old because I never used to get them.
>>34208982What you mean is: me stating my preference fired off that kneejerk response a whole bunch of you have whenever a man hints at disliking tattoosultimately pretty bitchmade behavior
>>34208966this is EXACTLY what my female friends would say back when we where 20 years old.they all want to get rid of their tats now and their hair is no longer blue.
>>34208956I'm glad this is my legacy.
>>34208940I don't know. It's been a thing for a while. We all grew up with some Japanese media as kids and most got into anime or Japan in some fashion and to a certain degree. I was drawn more to Japanese videos games, cars, and their culture when i was younger. Somehow i managed to avoid developing attraction to Asian women. I never cared for Asian women. Asian things were interesting, but Asian were not. I was much more into my own race, so while i found some Asian women attractive, i didn't really care for them. I do find it odd how there's an assumption that if you like something from another place then that must mean you like the women too. I remember growing up in the 2000s and mostly seeing attractive women in media and being content with that. Sometimes there would be an Asian girl that some guys were obsessed with, but i couldn't understand why it was somehow special because she was Asian. This was before i went through puberty and discovered the Asian submissiveness meme. Most of the Asian girls i grew up around weren't attractive in my opinion, not until i got older, and i found other groups to be more attention before Asians. I don't think i ever had a crush on an Asian girl. There were non White people around, but i'm pretty sure my area was 75% White for a while. Definitely when i was young. I don't know if that has anything to do with it. I never really thought much about race. I think most non White people around me seemed foreign or recently foreign and black people were just different. This would have been 99-early 00s. I was a little kid, but people still had an Asian obsession back then so it probably wasn't the reason i didn't.
>>34208989No, dumbass.
>>34208988No such thing as a nonugly tatoo
>>34208943i don't find this to be true
>>34208940Asians perceive white men as more feminist and liberal/open-minded than non-whites.White men perceive asians as 'more feminine' due to their neotenous features.WMLF/LMWF will always be the most common interracial pairings in the US due to sheer numbers though
>>34208998I hate them with a passion. I also hate that there's only one way to get rid of them, and that's by hitting them with a laser at $800 a pop.Why is it $800? Because fuck you that's why.
>>34208966My issue with tattoos is they ruin a woman's body. I don't want to see a bunch of tats. I want to see her body without them. It's distracting. I could make an exception for 1-2 small ones, but nothing big and not all over.
>>34208989M. No lying
>>34209009It is literally because Asian women find White men more masculine than Asian men. There's tons of street interviews about this.
>>34208999Sometimes you go for the low hanging fruit. Poke the bear. I didn't realize you'd be so sensitive and take it so personally though. >>34209000I'm in my 30s. The only reason my hair isn't the unnatural color right now is because I shaved my head. Idk I'm pretty sure I just like this stuff.
>>34209003>I was drawn more to Japanese videos games, cars, and their culture when i was younger. Somehow i managed to avoid developing attraction to Asian womenI got into anime through my older brother when I was 9. He even taught me how to torrent.I didn't really find myself attracted to Asians until I was 14 visiting him at his 90% Asian body university (growing up in 99% white cities and states) and getting doted on by all of his classmates who were older but shorter than me, which was a completely alien phenomenon to me.I wouldn't say I have yellow fever though, I'm currently pursuing a white girl. But I am often manipulated by their cuteness.
>>34209012Yeah that is some serious bullshit >>34209013Did I ask? I would like for my body to be appreciated the way I want to present it. Not for someone to wish something I like wasn't there so they could see my skin "unruined" Makes me feel like a fuckin peach or something. It's weird.
>>34209016feminist ~= feminizedAll those street interviews they talk about how they perceive them as kinder and gentler to their lovers
>>34208989if she likes you>Wow, he's frugal and helps takes care of his parents! Green flag!if she doesn't like you>What a loser, he still lives with his parents? Red flag!Be honest.
>>34208989She will be accepting if she is interested in you and if you ever moved, maybe she could help you and that would be a fun experience.
>>34209013>I don't want to see a bunch of tatsleave the tattoo baddies for the rest of us then lol>>34209000meanwhile my best female friends IRL have blue and pink hair respectively lol
>>34208998>>34209012I got them as a teen already and went to the doctor who said it's nothing serious. Am I just aging faster than my chronological age?>They are the most common kind of angioma, and increase with age, occurring in nearly all adults over 30 years.
>>34209002plap
>>34209025That's fine i was just answering why some men, including me, don't like tattoos.
>>34209037Cherry angiomas are going to happen no matter what. You can't get mad about it. You can get them lasered off but that's about it. It's just a question of do you want to put up the money for it, and it isn't cheap.
>>34209025>Makes me feel like a fuckin peachmmm peaches...
>>34208952*you can meet people anywhere, apps are just a tool >>34209044hey bowser
>>34206631Are women put off by a guy inviting them over after the first date? (assuming they're not looking for ONS)
>>34209027muh Gentle and kind are not masculine, you feminized faggot.
>>34209018>Sometimes you go for the low hanging fruit. Poke the bear. I didn't realize you'd be so sensitive and take it so personally though.You sound like the type of woman who is in a continual clit-waving contest with every man she sees. It's tiresome behavior that is dime-a-dozen. You can dismiss me calling you out on it by claiming that's "taking it personally" or "being so sensitive" if you want, but that's all you're doing.
>>34209054Nta, dads and grandpas aren’t masculine?
>>34209044>men on the internet say pussy tastes like peaches/strawberries>hook up with another woman>it tastes like mixture of metal and gin You all lied to me.
A man who enjoys giving oral is fundamentally unmanly and/or performativediscuss
I fucking hate all tattoos.Girls, don't get tattoos or piercings, don't dye or cut your hair, and keep your body shaved.
>>34209054You don't get it.
>>34209030>>Wow, he's frugal and helps takes care of his parents! Green flag!I live in a first world, not third world country
>>34208999>What you mean isNo, what they mean is you weirdos can't keep that shit to yourselves.You are essentially the same as feetshitters. Complete attention whores and super easily triggered.
>>34209018>The only reason my hair isn't the unnatural color right now is because I shaved my headLMAO. You are a walking stereotype. All the tradcuck conservatives are completely right here>I'm in my 30s.You're too old to be acting the way you do.
>>34209060>men on the internet say pussy tastes like peaches/strawberrieslol what on earthI’d agree it has a sort of metallic taste, maybe a little tangy.
>>34209062No. We don't want to be attractive to you.
>>34209060My understanding is that only good pussy tastes like peaches. You've apparently been eating out skanks.
>>34209038You mean buzz.
>>34209061MI’ve noticed that most men who hate giving oral have extremely fat girlfriends and wives.
>>34209065>Complete attention whores and super easily triggered.Nearly had me until this sentence, LMAO
>>34209061Damn, guess I'm a femboy. Oh well, small sacrifice for good eats.
>>34209061A man that refuses oral on a woman is a boy kisser faggot that loves taking cock from fat bears.Discuss
>>34209061Ma man who doesn't enjoy eating out a baddie is a gaylord
>>34209060>>34209071Is this a guy thing? My bf says I taste fruity but I honestly think I don't taste like anything at all.
>>34209056I think you're taking this far too personally lol.>>34209066>You're too old People who say this are boring. Careful talking about walking stereotypes lol.
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>>34209064bro when a girl likes you she will do mental gymnastics to explain why everything you do is ok. That's why women don't leave the guys after they beat them or cheat on them.
>>34209082Rawr
>>34209073speak of the devil and she may squeeze through the doorway>>34209078
>>34209075You're a literally virgin loser NEET in your 30s. Is this your new larp like ENTJ pretending to be a Navy Seal millionaire?
>>34209075Why do femboys always have giant dongs?
>>34209062What’s wrong with body hair and an earring
>>34209087holy shit dude your post is like 80% buzzwords, touch some grass
>>34209085tired: nursing handjobs (the moid sucking on her nipples)wired: nursed handjobs (the foid sucking on his nipples)
>>34209081>People who say this are boring. Careful talking about walking stereotypes lol.You seem to be under the illusion that you have an interesting or unique personality.
Foids, would you corrupt your moid into getting tattoos?
>>34209088The testosterone that would be in the rest of their body gets focused down there. A marvel of evolution.
Am I the only one here who hates tattoos, but loves dyed hair and some piercings?
>>34209089Earring is fine, I just prefer smooth skin. I should also add that self-harm scars are disgusting.
>>34209088I dont know, but seeing a 5'3 feminine sissy with 3x my cock makes me want to cry with shame
>>34209080I think it is a guy thing. I've tasted myself (I'm assuming every girl has so this isn't weird) and it just tastes like... salty? Salty water. Either men's taste buds are different or it's just a lie. >>34209069I just hear it constantly. "Oh pussy tastes like strawberries, pussy is like this or that." I try to see things from your perspective but I wasn't impressed.
>>34209099probably notI love em all kek
>>34209099I’m the opposite
>>34209095No. The only marks I want to leave on someone I love are the good memories we make together.>>34209098That makes enough sense that I'd believe it.>>34209101Did you mean 3"?>>34209102>(I'm assuming every girl has so this isn't weird)Obviously. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar or never explored themselves at all.
>tfw applied to a job earlier>tfw they tried calling but I didn't pick up cause didn't recognize the number at firstwelp
>>34208455Because you’re spamming all day, everyday. It’s the equivalent of me asking the same question over and over again.Do women prefer charizard or pikachu. And then asking why people are so triggered by pokemons. Because you’re a boody harasser!
>>34209088The ones that take estrogen have small ones so it's generally an indicator of who's on HRTs and who isn't
>>34209093You got it, dude!
>>34209112nta but I think the fat and balding thing is just a running meme here at this pointdespite being neither I also often partake in the bants
Are men really into this? Having their testicles grabbed and ball busted by a man in uniform?
>>34209085only women who fundamentally hate and view men as evil beings that need to be neutered talk the way you do about pegging, female dominance, posting images like this etc. They dont actually like the dynamic at all, they just like the idea of the thing they fundamentally hate being crippled or harmed or humiliated. Sort of like how all BDSM dommes are ultra militant feminists that have zero sexual desire for men at all or being dominant, they are legitimately just outright sadists that get a spiritual thrill out of seeing a human male endure pain and/or misery. If they could get away with severely harming and torturing their clients whilst also getting paid, they would.
>>34209116this is evil
>>34209116Evil men, and there is a lot of them
>>34209110Hot desu.
>>34209116Now I want to read a BL where the dominating ICE officer makes the femboy immigrant beg for cock
>>34209116>dude in the le edgy skull mask on the right>couldnt even be bothered to wear it properly so the skull is just on the left side of his faceJesus it's so fucking cringe.
>>34209094As long as I find it interesting that's what counts. I'm not saying you should not be the way you are, just that I find it boring. I'm not you and neither of our aesthetic opinions are hurting anyone so what does it really matter?
>>34209095He already has some
>>34209118this is why 99.99999% of femdom content is utter trash. It's completely soulless. There's zero desire on the woman's part. They're entirely motivated by hatred or insecurity.
>>34209118I sit on faces because I like how it feels, not for any dominance. Just because the guy might feel it's a submissive act to be sat on like that, in the end it's mutually appreciated and respectful.
>>34209095NAG but ironically the only gf who wanted me to get tattoos, didn't have any herselfmeanwhile the alt baddies seem to like that I'm a nerd
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>>34209094It's funny how people like her think not boring=looking like a mentally ill freak you wouldn't like to see working at the bank or the hospital
>>34209115you are part of the problem
>>34209116>t. just trust this random screenshot with no source
>>34209138It really is a retard's way of thinking. attempting to be interesting in the most unoriginal, uninteresting and unattractive way possible, which remains just as boring, but also hideous to boot.
>>34209138I mean yeah that's kind of the idea. "Look like the only place that would have hired you in 2006 was best buy"
>>34209137imagine if bro said "balding and fat" instead, would the universe implode>>34209139what problemtattoos have been a thing since our tribal ancestor days, get over it >>34209138I miss hanging with the baddie nurses and HCAs when I worked in healthcare kek
I want to brutally murder men who unironically use the word "baddie"Impale them through the dick to the mouth on a wooden stake like Vlad the Impaler
>>34209143But did you see how game stop stole the geek squad girl?
>>34209138I see plenty of people with tattoos, dyed hair, or piercings in random places working at banks and hospitals. What the Hell are you talking about, you sound like you area time traveler from 50 years ago.
>>34209147hot but can we fuck first
What else can I do?Man life's so rough Sell my soul to nyan cat
>>34209147I think people who say "unc" are retarded and should have their right to vote rescinded.
Lmfao ts boomers finna crashout over tha lingo
>>34209126Did you know that those $50,000 payouts for enlisting aren't going to be fully paid out until the current presidential admin is already over?These guys are probably going to prison before they see all the money they sold their dignity for lol
>>34209132agreed>>34209135then you obviously are not the person I am discussing in general
You’re a little girl in 1986, living in a small town in Quebec, and this big nerd grownup keep popularizing the latest scientific discoveries on TV. Why do you have such a huge crush on him? Why are you so obssesed with him, mom?
wen new thread?
>>34209166You lied about not being Canadian btw
>>34209147damn you sound like a baddie ngl>>34209155we chopped n unc out here>>34209166your mom is a real one for that
>>34209152I'm a guy
>>34209147>>34209155I agree with this guy, these people are retarded but shouldn't be killed, just have their voting rights removed for saying daddy, baddie, or any other garbage like that.
>>34209168on page 9 or 10 or at image limit
>>34209166Maybe she wasn't but he just happened to be on all of her favorite channels. I dunno, just red string go beyond what was thought possible and intertwines those great distances apart?I am just as frustrated about it as you.
>>34209161I'd love it if everyone who onboarded with their Enforcement and Removal division between January last year and now faces prison, but that's likely just a partisan fantasy rather than a future reality.
>>34209166Nah it's all about Michael Rodd on BBC's Tomorrow's World, that man had drip. I mean he also seemed really gay but that's beside the point.
Hey uhhh you got any of that neverending despair
>>34209178>>34209166Atoga mods, hard at work
>>34209179Yeah bru gimme 20 min and I'll come thru. Meet me outside Waffle House
>>34209168here's your new bread>>34209180>>34209180>>34209180
>>34209178I guess he got the gays' rods going>>34209179yeah I have to call my mom in a bit, I got despair to spare
>>34209168This one has another 2 hours in it.
>>34209061I will never understanding this reasoning for the life of me. What exactly is unmanly? Pleasing and servicing a woman? But isn't making her cum also that, which is universally upheld as a point of pride for heterosexual men, to the point where many get super insecure if it doesn't work out like that right away? And where is the line? if pleasing a woman with your mouth is unmanly, why isn't pleasing a woman with your fingers unmanly? That implies pussy is inherently gross or at least inherently gross to put your mouth on, which does not seem very passionate or sexually open-minded or, well, straight, to me. If the man enjoys giving oral, how can it possibly be performative? Performative means you get nothing out of it but like upholding the impression it gives off. So that would by definition only apply to giving oral -despite- not enjoying it, which I guess you could call performative, but also just as flexible. After all a lot of guys expect women to do sex acts even if they do not inherently enjoy them for their own sake - very few women enjoy having their face cummed on, just to name one, but would that make a woman willing to sit through it anyway "performative"?
>>34209176Do you just love the taste of illegal immigrant cock?
>>34209184>>34209190Or this nigger can make a liar out of me.
>>34209093That's hawt
>>34209135Is it different from someone eating you out normally?
>>34209198mwahahahI mean pg8 is better than usual these days
>>34209206Not her but yes. The angle/position in general makes a difference, even fingering yourself feels slightly different being on your back vs being on your stomach. For some women stuff like arching their back or rocking back and forth can also make it easier to cum. Plus grinding on someone's face vs passively taking it is like the difference between facefucking or receiving a blowjob and (even though obviously you can be passive during facesitting and just hover and receive) if you're grinding, being on top gives you a lot more freedom and precision still.
>>34209206I prefer to sit on a mans face for their pleasure, or it is hot to watch them jerk off while they are pinned down.. but want to have my kitty eaten while you on your belly like an army man.
I want to eat pussy but have no pussy to eat. >:(
>>34209206Yes, she >>34209216 pretty much read my mind.
>>34209222I am shy and get nervous even looking at my own pussy. How to overcome this and feel comfortable receiving oral pleasure?
>>34209239Is there any particular reason why even just looking at it makes you nervous?I’d say you can rest easy that a man who is hellbent on eating you out isn’t going to care what it looks like—all genitals look pretty weird.As long as you’re clean, I don’t think you have anything to worry about.
>>34209239You ever had anybody interested in you and looking at it?>>34209247>like—allEm-dsshing in public...
>>34209249I didn’t expect to ever be this heavily scrutinized for knowing how to use em dashes. Thanks, clanks.
>>34209249>anyone interestedkek *blushes
>>34209263I dun get it.
