>get asked to thurghouly clean the basement by my family once>practically shut down and stay in my bedroom all daywhy am i so fucking pathetic and lazy holy shiti feel lucky that i even have a job despite them giving me only 1-2 shifts a weekhow does one "gain discipline"?
your parents didn't hit you enough as a child so best bet is the military to gain discipline
>>34206912>die for israel and oil moneyeat shit and die, anyone else?
>>34206924kek don't have a melty zoomfag, you have a basement to clean
>>34206991>MELTY!MELTY!MELTY! PLEASEDIEFORISRAEL!You literally made Adolf Hitler get off his dick throne in the midst of the flames of hell, walk into the bathroom, and sob quietly in the corner of a shower. He held a bottle of cheap whiskey in his shaking hand, no longer secure in his position as world's least likable human being. Kill yourself.
>>34207031nta but jesus christ you have zero self awareness
>>34207051I have self-awareness that I'll be standing at the top of the fucking world when I finally get my time to shine. Doesn't matter anyways because I'm back to cleaning this shitty ass basement.Give it five fucking years max, you'll know who I am. I'll remember your post number and FUCK YOU UP on the world stage.
>>34207072good shit my nigga, get that basement clean..gotta start somewhere
>>34206878The answer is simple. Just get up and do it. The only thing stopping you is your persistent decision to be a useless bitch.
>>34207072lmfao dude you'll still be laying in your bed and thinking "god why am i so useless and lazy... maybe i have ADHD" in 5 years. you just made a post telling us about how pathetic and sedentary you are and now you're getting defensive over it. off yourself, what a joke
>>34206878if you don't have anyone to discipline you (i.e. parents that aren't useless) then discipline yourselfwhat the fuck else were you hoping to hear
>>34206878Easy. Imagine when you need to do something - your life depends on it. Now do it. Boom done. Suddenly you're thinking "actually that was easy. Why did I procrastinate?"' Easy. Because you have learned to fear trying. There's a TED video about the Master Procrastinator. You should watch it. I know you will - and you know how I know you will? Because you're comfortable with watching videos.If I asked you to clean out the pipe under a sink? You'd run away. Why? Because you don't know how. Imagine you knew exactly what to do - and you knew it would only take you 15 minutes from start to finish. You'd do it wouldn't you? Because you know what to do - and it's piss easy.Everything - when you break it into little tasks - is piss easy. Cooking dinner for 10 people. Hard right? shit no. Pick 2 recipes. 1 starter. 1 main. Have ice cream or sweet and savory biscuits for dessert. Now, you separate each cooking and prepartion task up. Within an hour, the meal is almost ready, you've got someone else pouring wine for you - you've got all the women trying to help you in the kitchen. It's done and it's a party. Easy. Everything is easy. You just have to make it easy for you.
>>34206878You might feel better if you go clean the basement, dummy
