>taking night time college class of about 50 people>sit in front row>today class is dismissed and wait for everyone to leave lecture hall while i put my shit away>think i'm alone>stand up, stretch and let loose absolutely massive BRAAAAAAPPPPP>hear laughter behind me>guy and girl who hadn't left yet and were 2 rows behind me heard my thunderous fart and are laughing their asses offHow do i get over this embarrassment?
>>34210048Lmao
>>34210048Is it too late to switch to another class?
Next class, do it again while looking them dead in the eye.
>>34210048Maybe try not being a fucking slob?
>>34210284This is true.
>>34210284Lmao
once you see you're spotted you're supposed to moan and smile and go "finally! five pounds lighter!"no one can embarrass you, you have to do it to yourself
>>34210048>taking college class>sit in the very back>have to bring laptop every day>messing around with windows settings one day before class>do something that makes the audio WAY louder normal>leave for class, laptop reboots itself in my backpack>get there, sit down at desk, open laptop>windows startup noise plays so loud it shakes the walls>nobody reacts
