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>>34209180
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Atoga is an EMT thread
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First for sex havers need to leave
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So, like... how are you, men?
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>messaging a girl
>talking for a while
>think this might be chance at a gf
>ask her what she's doing this weekend
>"oh I'm just going on a date with this person I met haha"

Why does this happen every fucking time?
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IT'S


FRIEREN


FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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>>34212005
Indeed.
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>>34212006
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>>34212012
how is your life ruined?
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Do you have fond memories of being masturbated at family reunions?
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>>34212003
So? You can still take her on a date too. doubly so if this is on a dating app.
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I wish elves were real.
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>>34212000
She's so real for that.

>>34212002
Not gonna ask women how we're doing, traitor?

>>34212016
>Do you have fond memories of being masturbated at family reunions?
The only fond memories I have of family is watching them cry at funerals.
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>>34212016
No, I'm not from Alabama
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>>34212022
>tfw no 1500 year old nympho elf gf
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>>34212005
Means we have to wait until Monday to ask foids questions. They're all getting fucked by Chads tonight.
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>>34212024
>Not gonna ask women how we're doing, traitor?
Ask the other gender anything, not the same gender
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>>34212015
Let’s see
>have to take 4-6 pills for day and night
>literally broke me, have no sense of self or agency or worth or anything resembling what a real man has
>has violent thoughts because all his dad talks about is violent shit and all his dad says to him is name calling
>freaks out in public when his parents calls him names on phone
>has to live in the world where the person who suffers from child abuse is the child because Christianity/western cucked society says that the child is supposed to be completely submissive to the parents
>lost all my friends because my issues got in the way, issues that stem from the abuse I receive
What else do you want me to say?
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>>34212002
I'm good
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>>34211995
I am always so surprised when I see how much hate this artist gets. It really does feel like many modern digital artists just wanna draw non-offensive porn and see cute things and never be riled up for provoked in any way, even by cute little dark jokes from time to time.
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>>34212024
why do you hate your family buddy
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>>34212034
I bet there's a complete overlap between people who hate Khyle and people who hate Baalbuddy.
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>>34212032
as advice from a random guy on 4chan, stop taking your pills
Also, when you say "I can't" do you really mean "I won't"?
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time to BBBZZZZZZ the foids
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Gender
Why do you think there's such a rise in cuck-adjacent content? Increase in porn itself? Mainstream cultural trends?
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>>34212034
Exactly, they should show Frieren sexually assaulting her two pupils or Serie tying her up and duct taping her mouth while she finger rapes them in front of her.
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>>34212045
because the jews
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I have completely slept on blue nails, they are fucking cool.
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>>34212035
Abuse, mostly.
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>>34212048
no
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>>34212050
What do you mean "no"?
They are cool and sexy.
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I had such a bad breakup that I now watch self help videos as a hobby.
I still think therapists suck. She told me to see a therapist.
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>>34211995
This is what will happen if Fern continues to treat Stark like shit
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>>34212002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sKGDyla9kY
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anime pedos get out!
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>>34212048
They are awesome
>>34212054
You should heed her advice
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Why are women so against prenups, especially when it concerns protecting PRE-MARITAL assets like retirement?
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>>34212024
*deepens my voice*
Hey sweet femanons, how are you doing?
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>>34211998
Atoga is an MTN and HTB thread that treats us LTNs like subhumans
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Have you exposed any pedophiles lately?
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>>34212012
I'm really sorry that you feel this way and hope that better days lie ahead
Suicide is very risky and messy though. The best revenge is to keep on living in spite of what you've been through. Don't let them win and have a stronghold on you forever. If you have nothing to lose, you can always become a villain/criminal
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>>34212064
>MTN
>HTB
>LTN
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Men, how would you react if your girlfriends saw your complete and un-filtered porn use history?

Women, how would you react if your man found and looked through your entire un-filtered AO3 usage?
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>>34212064
Nigga what
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>>34212064
>atoga is an mountain
>and hot tub thread
>that treats us long term nwords like subhumans
Makes complete sense, good job.
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>>34212040
>The canon is the canon because it consists of writings that are definitively divinely inspired by apostolic origin.
And again, who deciphered this as the standardizing factor in what is canon?
There is no definitive self-identifying list of divinely inspired works, we use Church authority to decipher this. Authorship of some books was debated for centuries (2 Peter, Revelation, James, ect.)
And again, we know that oral tradition was much more prevalent early on than written account, including by the Apostles.
And the fact that we require a ratification of what is canon is direct evidence that some form of Church authority is required to recognize divine inspiration. There is no guideline for vetting sources in the Bible.
And if your response is that
>God guided the Church in these decisions and ratifications.
Then that, by definition, is an extra-scriptural authority that proves the Church has an authoritative role through God's guidance.
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>>34211995
Do ladies here enjoy male nudity in shows like HotD and A Knight of Seven Kingdoms?
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>>34212070
>404 nothing found
Yes, quite comfy.
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>>34212062
Personally I was completely fine with having a prenup. We both had assets we wanted to protect in case of divorce, and we set it up in a very fair manner. I feel like as long as you both have something coming into the marriage and you don't go about it in a cruel manner, most women would be fine.

Retirement is largely not a premarital asset, unless you get married in your 60s.
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>>34212075
>A Knight of Seven Kingdoms?
I don't think women were turned on by that old guy with a prosthetic cock.
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>>34211998
>>34212064
What does any of this shit mean
I'm either not well-acquainted enough with seasonal anime of the last decade or manosphere lingo, and I honestly can't tell which
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>>34212003
This seems like the default state of affairs now. They always talk to multiple people at once and constantly go on new dates. Constantly. Meanwhile, they dox you on the 'are we dating the same guy' groups because to them it's grotesque when men do the very same things they do.
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>>34212070
M, I wouldn't care desu but she might think I'm a degenerate weeb
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>>34212083
This thread
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>>34212057
Yeah
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>>34212070
She'll be like ooooh you like missionary don't you. You like watching solo naked chicks you sicko
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>>34212075
No
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>>34212070
F. I don't know what AO3 is. If it's smut, no reaction, he knows what I'm into so I don't think anything would surprise him.

>>34212075
Haven't seen HotD or A Knight of Seven Kingdoms, but I don't really care for male nudity.
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>>34212086
I don't think that's what those Facebook groups are for
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>>34212075
Men weren't hot back then and they don't show skinny guys nude? I don't remember.
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>>34212083
Are you black?
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>>34212078
>Retirement is largely not a premarital asset, unless you get married in your 60s.
What is it, then?
NTA.
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>>34212083
Ripley's Game by Patricia Highsmith.
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>>34212083
I was reading a Murakami book, I should finish it
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>>34212085
Weebs can't spell and even if they could they're too lazy to type out full words so they use abbreviations for everything
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>>34212091
Are you dating Psycho Mantis
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>>34212048
Maybe royal blue should be my next move.
>>34212039
Are you buzzing me into the apartment complex? There better be working elevators.
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>>34212103
You'd think she's a total freak no
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>>34212070
>Men, how would you react if your girlfriends saw your complete and un-filtered porn use history?
Then she'd know everything I am already into.
My sex lofe is important to me and I'd openly share it with her.
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>>34212063
>Hey sweet femanons, how are you doing?
Horny, but I hurt my hands yesterday and can't commit to masturbating.

>>34212069
I haven't seen that picture in almost a decade.

>>34212070
>Women, how would you react if your man found and looked through your entire un-filtered AO3 usage?
I'd be okay with it. I've mostly just been reading sappy "good guy 'rescues' bad girl" fics of my favorite rare pairs.

>>34212083
>What are you lads reading right now?
I've finally gotten around to reading The Knight and the Moth by Rachel Gillig
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>>34212098
Yes
>why am I black
Ask my parents
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How hard is it to date if you just got out of a multi year prison sentence for rape, and your name is now permanently on the sex offender registry?
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>>34212105
>There better be working elevators.
No you'll have to take the stairs sorry, there's a weight limit
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>>34212070
M

She'd be utterly disgusted but she'd also see that I stopped looking at degen stuff in general and hardly jerk off at all anymore.
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>>34212099
>What is it, then?
The money you put towards retirement before you're married is a premarital asset.
The interests you gain on it while married and the money you put towards your retirement while married is a communal asset.

Premarital assets include anything you own before marriage (for example, I inherited a house and that's a premarital asset for me - even if inheritance largely is considered a non-marital asset).
My husband and I also decided that his business was to be a non-marital asset when we did our pre-nup.
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>>34212111
I'd post it but there's an automatic ban policy.
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Should I date a retarded girl so that she doesn't get icked out by my low IQ?
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>>34212116
No. Plus I like not being allergic to the sun and going outside
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>>34212121
No. Stupids shouldn't breed, please just get a dog or something.
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>>34212062
I thought men wanted empires and loved women they reproduce with.
If you have trust issues you shouldn't get married or share assets with anyone and enjoy being alone forever.
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>>34212103
lmao
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>>34212109
>Horny, but I hurt my hands yesterday and can't commit to masturbating.
Can't you just get a guy off Taskrabbit to do it for you?
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>>34212118
Yeah I’m gonna consider the gains on my retirement in my prenup as excluded, as well as my family business
Everything else post marriage will be fair game tho
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>>34212122
Michael Jackson did it you can too
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giving useless foids a purpose by having them walk on my back until its fixed?
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>>34212124
That doesn’t answer the question femcel
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Is there a song that makes you cry?
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>>34212083
>Black reddit atheist
Y'all need Jesus.
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>>34212123
But I'll be sad and alone with no gf
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>>34212131
There used to be but nothing really hits like that anymore
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>>34212118
>The interests you gain on it while married and the money you put towards your retirement while married is a communal asset.
So most of the compounding gains will be considered communal assets. Let's say the guy enters the marriage with a 401k twice the size of hers. His gains are significantly higher right off the bat, but she still gets half.
I think it's a garbage system. I'm not allowed to have my own investments on money that I've earned before the marriage without basically handing them over entirely.
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>>34212137
Hence getting a prenup that covers passive gains anon
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>>34212138
It's said that a prenup is often thrown out in court. I think it's thrown out by women, first and foremost.
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>>34212108
i dont see why i would ever need to share every (or any) niche fetish I've picked up with a girl to be honest. It's not like it's some gnawing need to be acted out or that I even want to, sex with girls I love is for the sake of loving and making them happy.
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>>34212131
A lot, but "Youth" by Daughter really hits for some reason.
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>>34212139
GG
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>>34212139
Noob
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>>34212139
She should not have chosen to live such a short time. If she had been a good and normal person, she would have chose to live another 20 to 30 years.
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>>34212141
Ok.
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>>34212140
The shitty and last minute prenups are more likely to get thrown out, yes. Not ones that are actually drafted well, and are fair
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>>34212075
I prefer television with only full frontal female nudity, especially in scenes with fully clothed men.
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>>34212148
Oh, so now fairness must be determined. Hopefully praying to some deities can prevent a judge from being biased or from being a woman.
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How do I get a fat assed Ethiopian gf as a blackanon?
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>>34212130
Why would you marry a woman that you wouldn't trust financially to have your best intrest in your absence? Sounds like a you problem.
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>>34212151
Go to Ethiopia
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>>34212151
move to Ethiopia I assume?
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>>34212062
just don't fall for the marriage meme
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>>34212150
Yeah it’s a pretty bullshit system, but it’s better than doing nothing. Or just don’t get married desu
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I have the urge to message the chubby girl I ghosted
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>>34212152
98% of women are retarded overgrown children. Manipulated as fuck too. This is a fact.
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How to get a trad Italian gf as an easteuroanon?
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Women, are boyfriends and husbands overrated? What's the appeal?
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Did they roughly and brutally molest your butt, and then tell you that your suffering was well deserved?
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>>34212127
>I’m gonna consider the gains on my retirement in my prenup as excluded
You have to be extremely careful because it could get your pre nup thrown out.
Definitely consult with a lawyer and have your spouse get independent counsel.

>>34212137
Yup. That's how marriage works - nothing is "yours" and "hers" anymore, all property is shared between you. In case you split up, it gets divided 50/50.

If you're more attached to the money you earn than your partner, do not get married.
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>>34212154
>>34212153
It can’t be that simple, can it?
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>>34212158
Not getting married IS doing nothing.

When it comes to women (because this problem is caused by women, as they initiate the divorces and they insist on fisting your asshole until it bleeds all of your assets, all of your past and future money), the only winning move is not to play.
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>>34212165
She will be like a-ah ousband, ya fly me back to America Mon, get me marri'd, ya take me 'ole senpai-ly 'ome witcha
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>>34212166
All the blame is laid at the feet of the women for divorcing men, but never once do I see questions being raised about WHY they leave. Odd.
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Funny now niggas are like "the only winning move is not to play" as if they had a chance at the game in the first place lol
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>>34212169
See
>>34212160
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>>34212164
>>If you're more attached to the money you earn than your partner, do not get married.
This is a gold digger argument. Apparently it's Inconceivable that someone doesn't want women to walk all over him and relinquish control of his life for stupid transient perks such as a feeling of being loved.
It's a matter of principle. If your ultimate goal is going from poor to wealthy by divorcing a guy, you can go hang yourself for all I care.
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>>34212169
Why they leave is often obvious. All you have to do is recall their past dating lives and their past relationships.
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>>34212149
I presume most guys do, hence why I asked women.
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>>34212070
>Men, how would you react if your girlfriends saw your complete and un-filtered porn use history?
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Post something fun you gaylordz
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State gender
Would you be comfortable undressing in front of people of the same gender
Like in front of friends or those weird European bathhouses and saunas
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>>34212175
>uses a loli reaction image
Telling.
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>>34212139
boomer died no-one cried
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>>34212169
Women insist on marriage. They dump guys for not proposing within a specific, often secret period of time. In your mind, the hatural progression of a relationship is to a point where you're financially comfortable with the "help" of the man you've picked. If that doesn't happen, you pick another.
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>>34212179
Nope nothing like that.
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>>34212178
I went to several onsen (Japanese baths) and you go into the water nude.
There is a nudist beach kind of near me, but I never went.
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>>34212172
It's not a "gold digger argument". It's fine that you don't want to share your assets, but if that's the case you should stay single and not start a family. Starting a family means that you share what you earn with your wife and your children, and it's not just yours anymore - you don't have sole ownership and control over the money you make.
If you're not cool with that thought, you should stay alone. Which is perfectly fine and acceptable if that's what you ultimately want.

Personally, my ultimate goal is to be married to my husband and live happily by his side until the day we die. What is mine is his, what is his is mine, and what is ours belongs to our children.
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Just so tired of men being pussies and not approaching women anymore. Ok yes you "might" get rejected, but there will absolutely be women into you! Online dating is already beyond messed up, we can't have guys not socializing with us at all and going into hiding and shutting down.
Please approach women that want to be approached!
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Why do otherwise thin or slightly chubby women with bloated bellies turn me on so fat? Meanwhile I’m repulsed when I see this on obese women
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>>34212178
locker rooms, bath houses, saunas, etc.
M. unbothered.
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>>34212185
I'm not doing that!
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>>34212188
Pergant look
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>>34212187
>>34212182
Bait on full force today
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Women of /atoga/, how does it make you feel that I now have a very strong urge to masturbate your vagina and massage your clitoris?
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>>34212186
What's his is yours, what's yours is only yours, and when issues arise you use your children to settle them.
This discussion came from premarital assets, which set men apart in dating. That's where your prize is and you're going to try your hardest to extract them.

Reproduction is pointless with people like you.
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>>34212160
>>34211907
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Marriage isn't worth it if you didn't grow up together with her. A stranger you met a few years ago isn't going to have your best interests at heart.
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>>34212161
You don't. Traditional people do not date outside of their culture.

>>34212162
I really love mine. He's a good man, he's my best friend, we have a lot of fun together. He's handsome and loves me a lot.
I'm a big fan.
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>>34212191
You don't have to.
There are also private onsen where you just go into a little room on your own. These are often just in little villages and owned by a small hotel there, so you have to also pay for the night.
Forgot to say, I'm a man.
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>>34212178
F no
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>if you don't let me drain your wallet and your soul, you should stay single
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>>34212192
So I have a pregnancy fetish then?
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>>34212162
I'm gonna let men roam the frontier and not try to catch them. It seems to be inhumane to keep men. They don't like it and murder you and your family or cheat on you and I don't want that.
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>>34212162
>Women, are boyfriends and husbands overrated? What's the appeal?
They're not overrated, probably difficult to find if men are jaded, jilted and or are overly cautious of the women they want to date, that or they dont want to end up getting cucked/cheated on etc.
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>>34212192
>Women who've been impregnated by other men turn me on
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>>34212178
M. I'm not comfortable sharing my nudity with anybody I don't intend to be involved with. However I'm not ashamed of my body and am totally comfortable in my boxers around other guys. It's a self-respect thing.
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>>34212198
What a convenient little thing they've got going on. Men are supposed to propose within 2-3 years because women's biological clocks are important, and then there's nothing stopping them from taking a shit on the relationship and setting themselves for life with monthly payments and reparations.
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How can a court "dump" a valid contract between two consenting adults?
I can't tell the bank "Oh yeah we have a contract for a loan but that is totally not fair any more mkay"
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>>34212203
Maybe, I imagine a lot of people do at least in some form.
It makes sense with our biology as well, it would make sense for a species who wishes to pass their genes on through pregnancy to have a positive association with pregnant women right?
>>34212208
The look not the substance of what is actually there, you could be this reductive with any type of attraction that isn't directly to someone you are dating/married to.
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>>34212195
>What's his is yours, what's yours is only your
No lol we currently live in a house I own, I pay all the expenses for it with the money I earn from my job and pay all of our day to day expenses. He has free access to my bank account.

My husband and I have a prenup, I had zero issues with it because it was fair and protected both of our interests and both of our premarital assets. You guys are just ignorant about what is a premarital asset and what isn't.
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>>34212213
Don't bother replying you dumbass he's a fucking troll who's entire "arguments" consist of just making shit up
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>>34212198
but our boomer parents who met in highschool were good mobile economic units and moved every few years to optimize their value and even if I found a friend instead of just playing video games alone I only new the girl for a little bit before never seeing them again. how was I supposed to grow up together with anybody
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>>34212213
>He has free access to my bank account.
So generous of you!
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>>34212074
The apostles themselves. The New Testament already distinguishes apostolic authority from all other teaching. The church is described as being “built upon the foundation of the apostles and prophets, Jesus Christ himself being the chief cornerstone” (Eph. 2:20), indicating a foundational and non-repeatable authority. Further, Peter explicitly recognizes Paul’s letters as Scripture alongside “the other Scriptures” (2 Pet. 3:15–16), showing that apostolic writings were already understood to carry divine authority.

The church did not invent this standard. This follows the same pattern seen in ancient Israel. Israel did not decide that prophecy was authoritative; it recognized the prophets because God spoke through them. Likewise, the early church recognized apostolic writings because they bore apostolic authority, not because the church conferred authority upon them.

It is true that Scripture does not contain a self-identifying list of canonicity. However, the absence of such a list does not imply the necessity of an infallible authority on earth. The church’s role was not to authorize inspiration but to recognize apostolic origin. Disputes over certain books reflect caution and fidelity to apostolic authority, not uncertainty about what constitutes Scripture. No book lacking apostolic origin was ever received into the canon by appeal to church authority alone. Fallible recognition of infallible revelation is not a contradiction.
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>>34212194
I do not feel like fingerpainting rn.
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>>34212212
Unless it's my wife no, it doesn't turn me on it's pretty damn gross. Boobs on all women turn me on, asses and hips on all women turn me on, pregnancy? Nah son, you're weird
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>>34212070
>Men, how would you react if your girlfriends saw your complete and un-filtered porn use history?
Idk
White women, how would you feel if your bf watched a bunch of wmxf porn?
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Genuinely I feel like all this exposure to titties and all thatat has contributed a fair amount to me becoming a useless piece of shit. What do you guys and gals think? Do you feel the same about yourself or the people around you?
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Is it a bad idea to marry someone who is financially retarded when you are extremely disciplined? Wedding is in 2 months and I feel a pit in my stomach
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>>34212215
so now all of the dumb selfish shit women do to marriages is made up, got it.
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>>34212217
Yeah, very. I surely didn't have to.

>>34212211
>How can a court "dump" a valid contract between two consenting adults?
Because the contract was in violation of local law.
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What does it mean when she doesnt flirt and hasnt called me cute/similar compliments but we cuddled for 5 hours straight having a deep talk and she told me she feels so comfortable with me?
Our next big date is tomorrow and I need reassurance that she's just shy and not unattracted to me
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Thread do you find women with wide hips, but a relatively flat ass, or narrow hips, but a bubble ass hotter?
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>>34212228
>I surely didn't have to.
Huh? Communal asset.
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>>34212225
it's inevitable if you're a guy marrying a woman
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Men do you ever wish you were a dumb little mentally ill femanon or similar?
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>>34212223
F what’s wrong with titties?
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What are you supposed to say if she is getting fat, but she is literally asking you if you think she is fat? I need a response that wouldn't hurt her
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>>34212233
>Huh? Communal asset.
In case of divorce, yes. We're not divorcing, tho, we're married. There's no law that says I have to give him the ability to access my personal bank account while married.
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>>34212236
Nothing. They're great. But I feel like the constant exposure is frying my dopamine receptors
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>>34212231
it depends on details
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>>34212231
>wide hips, but a relatively flat ass
5/5 would marry. Need desperately
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>>34212239
It's immoral, though.
>What is mine is his, what is his is mine, and what is ours belongs to our children.
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>>34212242
Such as?
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>>34212248
total dimensions, dimples, etc.
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Ngl femanon, if I was your bf and you showed me your titties for the first time, I'd probably kill myself.
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>>34212237
Any response will hurt her anon. You just gotta do it
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>>34212178
M no
I'm skinnyfat lmao
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>>34212235
Don't wanna invalidate anyone's struggles but I feel like it's a shortcut to making a decent amount of money because there's definitely a market for women streamers who are mentally ill so yeah
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Marriage proposal:
>I'm a highly educated foid with negative wealth. What's mine is yours (my debt), what's yours is mine (your house, your pension, your income). What's ours (the things you'll accumulate from now on) belongs to our children (whom I'll control for 18 years).
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>>34212246
Yeah, which is why he has access to my money freely and with no questions asked, as I said. I'm not legally obligated to give him access to my bank account, but I have no problems with it because what is mine is his.

I don't understand what you're trying to argue here.
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>>34212231
Hips please hnng
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>>34212174
You are genuinely gay for asking that.
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>>34212235
I'm already I dumb little mentally ill moid don't wanna add being a woman onto my list of problems
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Femanons, is this what you listen to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uBAHAWaWM
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>>34212178
I'm fine undressing with the same gender. I do not care that much, even as a lil gay.
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>>34212250
For me, I like a jiggly ass. Makes prone bone feel like heaven
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>>34212218
>The apostles themselves. The New Testament already distinguishes apostolic authority from all other teaching.
But how do we decipher if something is derived from the Apostles? The Church uses metrics to reveal authenticity of what is being reviewed.
>However, the absence of such a list does not imply the necessity of an infallible authority on earth. The church’s role was not to authorize inspiration but to recognize apostolic origin.
You are saying the Church uses it's authority to decipher what has apostolic origin and then also saying at Scripture is the only source of authority. Don't you see the contradiction here? This is what makes Sola Scriptura, at least a completely fundamental interpretation, self defeating. We inherently rely on outside authority to gauge authenticity. I can't just say something is of apostolic origin, there has to be some form of review to confirm this.
And to be clear, "Church" in this sense does not only mean the Catholic church.
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>>34212256
Seething
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>>34212266
Coping
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radiohead sucks
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>>34212268
creep
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>>34212267
Yeah you are
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Has anyone ever learned a foreign language only to learn that the natives are drooling retards? This is me with Brazilian Portuguese
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>>34212229
bump stop arguing over faggot shit
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>>34212268
I'll be real. I've never listened to them.
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>>34212256
Personal debt is not a communal asset. A house you owned before marriage is not a communal asset, it's the definition of pre marital property. The portion of your pension that you have already accrued is also a premarital asset.
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>>34212279
Common law marriage FTW
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>>34212257
>I don't understand what you're trying to argue here.
I feel like he has a point with some of the legal unfairness but he's seething too hard to articulate it.
Assuming you're in good faith, your relationship is essentially the motte to gold diggers' bailey. He wants to argue with gold diggers (none have appeared) so he has to just kinda sperg.
>>34212273
>Brazilian
What the fuck did you expect?
>>34212281
Rare sentence.
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>>34212273
>Brazilian Portuguese
Probably a ton of pretty women to talk to though.
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>>34212273
Why did you learn Brazilian Portuguese and why didn't you fathom that sooner
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>>34212271
>Weegh weegh I'm a loser FEEL BAD FOR ME
It's like there is a subgenre of "I'm a loser"-core from that era
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>>34212273
I wanted to learn japanese fully but then my mom pointed out their rape culture and wouldn't let me go on an ambassadorship I was offered in highschool.
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>>34212286
Because I thought it sounded pretty and I like some of the music
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Did the thread die?
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>>34212240
Well I can’t relate anyway because I don’t watch much porn
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>>34212297
We get shy when someone as pretty as you comes around.
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>>34212301
Faggot
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>>34211995
TL;DR: How to help wife orgasm when doing it from behind and parts are out of reach.

My wife and I waited until marriage to have sex, and we're having a lot of trouble finding something that really brings both of us pleasure. I can cum but it's not as good as jerking it. She keeps saying she "got close" but hasn't orgasmed once.

Right now the closest thing we have is doing it from behind, like she's bent down, I'm behind. She really likes it and it feels good enough for me but I can't get her to orgasm / cum / whatever. I know people say tricks like "stimulate her clit" or "push on her stomach" but my arms can't reach that area if I'm behind her and she's bent forward. I keep going and she keeps moaning but it seems to go on forever and she doesn't get any closer. Eventually I either finish uninentionally because it's been so long or I just get tired.

What should I do? Any advice?
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>>34212273
Yeah, I took English classes and soon discovered the internet was full of Americans.
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>>34212297
When are you dying, pig
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>Find out crush has an instagram account
>Look it up
>All artwork, no photos of her
The art is actually quite nice, just not what I wanted.
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>>34212308
Stop caring about it if it's that difficult. Just coom and move on. Your girlfriend is your fucktoy.
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>>34212020
People shouldn't date more than one person at once.
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I am eating rapes
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>>34212292
You got robbed, Japan's crime rate is supernaturally low.
>>34212312
>crush isn't a ho
>that's a bad thing
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>>34212308
I’m not a woman, but I think you should spend more time on foreplay.
Make out with her, kiss her neck, run your hands through her hair and maybe finger her.
Eat her out before you get to penetrative sex.
Also, of course, ask her what she wants and what she thinks feels good. Encourage her to do the same for you.
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>>34212315
Monogamy is embarrassing and dysgenic. Polygamy is eugenic. It only stopped because the male high IQ elites of society wanted to keep the lower class men from either revolting or simply refusing to be useful and productive, at the cost of high-tier genetics being overpowered in the general populace by the lower classes.
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>>34212327
Cucked thing to say. You're not in the top 1%.
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>>34212308
Is your dong just tiny? Not trying to make this a penis size argument thread again but I have legitimately never failed to make a girl orgasm from PIV + clitoral stim. It's usually not even that difficult.
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>>34212329
You don't need to be in the top 1% to be in the "elite" class of genetics, dummy. Even the 80th percentile only being allowed or encouraged to reproduce would be nothing short of miraculous for society. Hell just cutting out the bottom 50% would still solve tons of problems long-term.
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>>34212332
Funny thing is you're already allowed to do that
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*sigh*
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34212323
I'm trying. We usually start with me fingering her, kissing, etc. She asked for sex from behind because she gets the most pleasure from that position. One issue we're having is that we haven't found anything that really clicks for both of us.

>>34212330
I don't think size would be an issue. A while back I put my info into one of those calculators. It said I'm average length and above-average girth (it said something like in a room of 100 people I'd have more length than 50, more girth than 75)
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>>34212318
I wasn't looking for slutty pictures. Just some nice pictures.
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>>34212301
Aw *headpats*
>>34212311
*headpats* are you jealous, here have some headpats too.
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>>34212308
Spend more time on foreplay - take her very close to orgasm before you put your dick in. Or make her come first and then start penetration.
Have her touch herself or use a toy while you fuck her.
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>>34212308
>My wife and I waited until marriage to have sex, and we're having a lot of trouble finding something that really brings both of us pleasure.
lmao
You got what you deserve, good luck.
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>>34212311
She might be too heavy for her polyfags to come hit. That's gotta be why she returned to 4chan. A lack of attention.
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>>34212349
Having a boyfriend is embarassing.
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>>34212352
It really is when he's looksmatched to you.
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>>34212349
Aren't most polyfags fat?
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>>34212339
>I’m trying.
Maybe you should encourage her to rub her clit while you fuck her from behind.
You could also try missionary but propping her legs up on your shoulders. Sounds like she wants deep penetration if she prefers it from behind, but you can go deeper that way.
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God has decided that (You) must die on this day.
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the urge to cut myself is very strong today
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>>34212346
>You got what you deserve
Not gonna lie anon, I think you're right. If I had known we'd have this much trouble... I dunno. I love her to death but I didn't expect this. I genuinely thought I was doing the right thing.
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>>34212359
I meant both of you btw.
My "good luck" was sincere however, because this is something normal people figure out before they seal the deal.
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>>34212354
No. Like at all. Like calling somebody a boyfriend? Forbidden.
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>>34212358
Why
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>>34212365
because I keep failing at everything, once again I couldn't get a job, I don't want to be 30 and still be living with my parents
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>>34212362
Thanks anon. I do hope we can figure something out.
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>>34212357
Of what
What are we dying to today.
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>>34212265
It isn’t contradictory because the Church’s role is ministerial, not magisterial. The Church does not possess authority to generate or extend revelation; it has the responsibility to examine claims and determine whether they are authentic or fabricated. Authentication is not the same thing as authority.
Sola Scriptura does not deny the Church’s role in recognizing Scripture. It denies that the Church has the authority to define new revelation. Using historical and theological criteria to discern apostolic origin does not elevate the Church to the level of infallible authority.
This is precisely why later claims to revelation are rejected. Alleged revelations that arise centuries after the apostolic age are not held to the same standard as the books of Scripture, because they cannot be. They lack apostolic origin, proximity, and foundational authority. If they were subjected to the same criteria used for canonicity, they would fail.
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It’s hard dating when most women are fat slobs
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People who think not having kids is selfish are huge faggots
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>>34212359
NTA I'm sure you didn't save yourself for marriage hoping to have better sex. I'm sure you did so because you think it's morally correct and it makes marriage better. It still can be the right thing even if your sex life isn't satisfying.
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>>34212378
If you are given the gift of life you have a moral responsibility to pass it on unless you have some sort of genetically passable disability.
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>>34212378
>huge faggots
Ye, most tradcucks are.
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not having kids is the most selfless act a person can make in their life
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>>34212383
I think I’d put donating a kidney above it, or even just buying someone a meal
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>>34212386
>>34212383
What about offering my asshole to a homeless woman?
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I do worry if I’m going to end up in a similar situation to that anonymous husband since I’ve converted to Christianity as an adult, but I don’t doubt I could figure it out. I don’t doubt he can either.
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Shut up, fridge. I just want a little snack.
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>>34212381
>you have a moral responsibility to pass it on
Says whom?
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>>34212383
I agree (I deeply resent my parents)
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>>34212388
Depends on how badly she wants your ass, I suppose.
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>>34212381
More religious bullcrap.
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Who's in the wrong?
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>>34212392
Me
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>>34212398
They're both retarded. He's more retarded for marrying a woman who isn't monogamous when he is.
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>>34212398
How about you ask on reddit where that shit was posted.
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>>34212398
Sounds like BlueValkyrie.
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>>34212381
I’m Christian and even I think this was a stupid post
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>>34212398
Getting married is contractual monogamy and people that want to practice poly after marriage are the biggest Nwords.
If you contract yourself monogamously and can't follow through, get the marriage annulled. Of fucking course the man is going to ask to sleep around because that's all what mono's think about polyamory.
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>>34212410
Same. No one is obligated to have kids.
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>>34212398
>Yo I love FUCKING MULTIPLE PEOPLE
>Ok lets get married!
>I WANT TO FUCK MULTIPLE PEOPLE
>WHAT THE FUCK?! NIGGERS!!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSANEE!!! AIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!
The wife is a whore and the husband is a retard for marrying a whore and then acting shocked.
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I guess I shouldn't be surprised at the anti-natalism here on this website where all the jaded weirdos hangout
But why are normies so anti-natalist? They'll judge you for having more than one kid.
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>>34212414
Heh old meme.
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Women
Why are these reasonable standards for her to ask for?
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>>34212417
I'm not jaded, I just know I wouldn't be a good father
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>>34212413
>Anonymous
Save the white race, nigga
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>>34212417
I don’t know any antinatalist normies, but that is a pretty insane story from a literal who with a checkmark.
My great aunt never wanted any kids, but she wasn’t weird to other people about it. She was just too selfish to have them—her own words
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>>34212410
Who said it was a religiously derived belief?
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>>34212417
Isn't this the woman who yelled the n word at the top of her lungs.
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>>34212424
We don’t save it by making child rearing compulsory. I also don’t really think it’s in danger.
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>>34212420
I don't think it matters much. It's what she wants, and it's her right to hold out for it. You're not entitled to a mate, whether you have "reasonable" standards or not.
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>>34212425
My grandparents chastised my parents for having my youngest sister who is baby number 3
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>>34212398
I told you that women have made themselves unworthy of dating and marriage already, it's his fault.
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>>34212420
They're not, there's no such thing as dark triad (easy mode), it's abuse or whole milk feminism.
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Woman I'm talking to told me to quit my job if it makes me lonely. I'm not quitting my job though cause the job market sucks but lowkey I'm in love
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>>34212420
Sure. I only play games that cater to me near perfectly. It's a reasonable standard to have even if it means that I get to play 1 game per decade or if they stop making games for me entirely. It would become unreasonable if I expected every game to be made for me.
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>>34212438
I wouldn't fuck with that but to each their own.
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why do women ask me if I've found a gf yet all the time? It ranges from younger girls to old ladies.
For context I'm 32 and 2 years single after a catastrophic relationship, have no desire to date or engage with women unless I have to or it's my mom
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>>34212446
They care for you and want you to be happy.
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>>34212445
Yeaaah, I get you. It sounds really irresponsible but I appreciate the sentiment
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>>34212434
Psychos.
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I just sent my first ever stern but polite email to someone not doing their ffffffucking job in a way that is impacting my fucking job
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>>34212449
ALWAYS stick it in crazy.
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>>34212448
nah but seriously, family, friends, coworkers, old ladies at the store.
A week ago a dude at a bar asked me if I was depressed.
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>>34212438
she's right though.
there's more misery in being chained than being able to make a choice and starving.
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If children were brought into the world by an act of pure reason alone, would the human race continue to exist? Would not a man rather have so much sympathy with the coming generation as to spare it the burden of existence, or at any rate not take it upon himself to impose that burden upon it in cold blood?
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>>34212438
Easy for women to job hop if they have sex appeal
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>>34212381
>ugly as sin
>low IQ
>small dick
>mental illnesses
>neurotic and overemotional
yeah no im not creating another one of myself.
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The semi-charmed life of an atogan femanon
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>>34212471
women will never ever realize how coddled they are. they will never acknowledge how much of a safety and support network they have from their "guy friends", their fathers and other family, and even the government. even the femcels
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>>34212381
Bad society deserves to die. That's just how it goes. Once the picket fence american dream was destroyed, you ended civilization. GG no re.
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>>34212474
@Grok remove her mouth
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>>34212473
Do you think men spawn into the world without a family?
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It is curious that while good people go to great lengths to spare their children from suffering, few of them seem to notice that the one (and only) guaranteed way to prevent all the suffering of their children is not to bring those children into existence in the first place.
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>>34212475
I CAN STILL TYPE WITHOUT A MOUTH, BAKA.
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>>34212474
The American dream was always a meme, even when it legitimately worked for many people. Nuclear families and suburbia are depraved ways of living even at the best of times, only the twisted mind of an anglo-adjacent culture could ever fathom such a thing being standardized. Communal settings like those in the Mediterranean world are ideal for life.
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Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
Why won't you date a fat and balding guy?
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Those who have been pulled out of the calm tranquility of the void and trapped for life to a bodily existence have a single consolation: everything that lives, also dies. Sooner or later, the tragedy will be forever over. Every life is destined to return to the sweet nothing from which it emerged without its consent. This is our consolation
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It’s official :3
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>>34212476
effectively yes. mothers abandon their sons somewhere between -9 months and age 6 without fail.
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>>34212483
I'm sorry that's your experience, it is not the average experience of any man I know.
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Women, how come all of you people on the internet are men?
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I think a lot of you can get a significant other if you want but you just don't care enough to put in the effort to get to know someone who you think is mediocre or not above your standards(I'm projecting btw).
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>>34212486
I see a lot of women on the internet.
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>>34212479
It wasn't meant to be isolating. There were supposed to be communal garden forests, social gatherings in public (spring and summer) and at each other's houses (fall and winter), and churches were supposed to foster good mental health practices, and so much more. But now we have to die.
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why do people get nervous when I make eye contact? I thought that's what I was supposed to do
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>>34212486
Why are you so obsessed with me having a dick. It’s not going to happen. Just be gay and leave me out of it
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My bread didn't turn out nice and now I'm sad. Anons, why would you do this to me?
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If I accidentally call someone and then hang up before it rings, will it show up in their call history?
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>>34212482
What
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>>34212500
Yes
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Women, what should I blame you for today? I'm trying to get the hang of misogyny.
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>>34212496
To get a rise out of you.
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>>34212506
Ha, that made me smile. Thanks.

>>34212503
Not bad bread, bad bread is 100% men's fault today.
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>>34212496
>My bread didn't turn out nice and now I'm sad. Anons, why would you do this to me?
It's your own fault. Stop blaming others. Did you add enough butter? Baking powder? Did you make sure to watch out that it wasn't going to burn?
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>>34212503
Well the snowstorm is a female, but maybe you'll get blown? Idk. Double it and give it to the next person.
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Good morning
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>>34212500
Just do it. I did long ago but I wanted them pick up, they probably had me on blocked/ignored.
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>>34212512
I did, duh. Used a different flour and it gave it a weird texture.
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>>34212496
Just buy bread.
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the idea of a femcel is ridiculous. all a foid has to do for sex is make the hand gesture for sex to a man on the sly and give him opportunity to spend private time with her.
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>>34212517
I refuse to buy any baking products because baking is really fun and one of my favorite things. Make my own everything.
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>>34212518
Mmmm nah
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>>34212519
Even muffins?
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>>34212519
Dough is such a chooooooore.
It gets my hand all sticky and you actually have to follow recipeeeeeeees.
Just let me eyeball iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>34212522
Yes. If this is a joke, I'm too ESL to get it.
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Mr Jones and me
Tell each other fairy tales
And we state at the beautiful women
She's looking at you
Ah no no she's looking at me
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>>34212524
It's not, I'm now curious what's your favorite thing to bake?
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Genders,
If you had to pick a celebrity to third wheel your dates, who would you choose?
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>>34212529
Margot Robbie
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>>34212519
Maybe because you did it wrong, stop blaming others
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>>34212523
Have you tried a no knead doughs? They minimize the sticky at least. You do still have to follow the recipe.

I am a slut for homemade bread.

>>34212527
I love baking bread, there's something so homely to it. And carrot cake, even if I don't do it as often. Just for birthdays. I also really like making tarts and decorating them.
I don't know, I just like cooking. It's fun.
What about you?

>>34212533
No, it's your fault :< stop it.
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>>34212526
Reading the lyrics out like this makes me wonder if Mr Jones and the Narrator are in a homoerotic relationship
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>>34212538
I like making cookies and cakes, it reminds me of helping my grandmother and mama when I was a toddler. Lmao I still make a mess but it's so fun.
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>>34212538
>No, it's your fault :< stop it
It's your own fault slut!
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>>34212529
Jeffrey Epstein
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Girls, does it startle you when a dick is in your mouth and then it starts to cum?
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>>34212544
Can't be, I never make mistakes in the kitchen. Stop blaming me for your shenanigans.

>>34212543
That's really sweet! My grandma has been celiac my whole life so I never really got to cook with her, nobody in my family likes to bake except for me.

What's your favorite type of cookies?
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>>34212538
>I am a slut for homemade bread.
Hot.
I am a slut for cooking. I don't mind cooking for 3h while listening to some podcasts.
But I nearly always do everything just by feeling. Even the amounts of eggs in a sauce. E.g. today I made cheesy sauce with two eggs, gouda, milk, bacon, onion and garlic. Going by feeling is part of what I enjoy so much, going creative.

I baked my mom a raspberry cake for her birthday a few years ago... but it turned out so damn THICC and not how I wanted it, I was thinking about not even showing it to her. lol
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If you were going to prom as a couple, would you want to wear matching outfits?
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>>34212550
Thankfully I grew out of my allergy because I love chocolate chip cookies with sprinkles mixed in the dough. If I recall correctly we used to call them Chocolate rainbow cookies.
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>>34212285
thats fair, its not for everybody. I prefer it over LOTR because its much more grounded. I hate high fantasy like LOTR
>Oh you must get the scepter of gooble gobble to defeat the dark lord of the smithenlitten, but be warry of the curse of brackenraken for it was fortold...
I cant get into that shit at all. I like the political play of GOT and while magic is present, its not something you see everyday, most dont even believe in it. And when it happens its dark, comes at a great cost and always backfires in some way
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>>34212285
its not lotr by any means (not even really the same type of story) but if you cant appreciate s1 GoT you are legitimately philistine.
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>>34212005
I'm glad /a/ is sending invaders to spread to other boards
>>>/a/285679769
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>>34212551
The sauce sounds fantastic, can't go wrong with cheese and onions desu. What did you put it on?
It's funny that you mention that you enjoy going creative, I like baking because I have to follow a recipe and it keeps my brain busy. No room for thoughts, just follow rules and knead knead knead.

I hope you showed it to her, I'm sure she appreciated you put effort into cooking something for her.

>>34212556
That's really cute. Have you made them since?
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>>34212550
>Can't be, I never make mistakes in the kitchen. Stop blaming me for your shenanigans.
Shut up it's you're own fault you porch moneky slut
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Women, why are you making the mailman take so long to deliver my package
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>>34212560
Only once for the after service of grandmamas funeral, I was the only one who could remember how they were made.
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>>34212562
Nope, can't be my fault.

>>34212566
Aw, I'm sorry anon. Do you still have the recipe?

>>34212565
He's busy delivering my skincare, sorry anon. It's coming from HK.
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why are men so sexually perverted compared to women on average, what causes this? the most tame male fetishes usually eclipse like 90% of womens' fetishes and gooning. its very odd how heavily skewed that is.
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>>34212569
>He's busy delivering my skincare, sorry anon. It's coming from HK.
My package has been in town since 4am yesterday aiiiiiieeeee why are you doing this to me
What kind of goop are you getting in the mail
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Girls, if you were having incestous sex with your twin brother and some retarded kid caught you in the act. Then your brother throws the kid out the window
would you need some time off or would you get right back to fucking?
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women, I love you, that's all, have a nice day!
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>>34212574
dude, its friday night
there are no girls here
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>>34212569
I have her old cookbook with hand written recipes. I only really use it during holidays now.
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>>34212575
oh shit it's Friday already? damn didn't even noticed
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>>34212560
>What did you put it on?
Sauteed some spinach and cooked spaghetti. Pic was my massive lunch plate today.

>No room for thoughts, just follow rules and knead knead knead.
I don't mean this offensively, but do you have some like OCD that makes you feel this way?
You could make noodles for me, while I cook the rest. You ever made noodles from scratch?

Did give her the cake and it didn't taste bad, but the bottom layer (there were three) was like a 1.5cm thick cookie, instead of a fluffy biscuit. hah
My mom said she didn't mind and told me she loved it, but I already expected her to say she likes it. That's just how moms are!
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>>34212570
the only girlfriend I've had was WAY more perverted than I am, I was shocked honestly
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>>34212569
It is your own fault you disgusting whore
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>>34212575
The true cuckold experience, posting here while all the girls out there getting their shit absolutely blasted.
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a woman once said to me "if this is how homebaked bread tasted, I would do this too. I would be proud of this." then she ate my lasagna and said "oh my god, this is so good, this is how you get a woman to sleep with you" and then had sex with me then said it wasn't going to work out then had more sex with me several times where she constantly talked about how big my dick was. she also mailed me a letter that described me being in her dreams a lot but that it didn't mean anything (?) and it also included a pair of her lacey thong panties (???).

still don't understand why it wasn't going to work out but :shrug:
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>>34212583
>I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT KEKING
the post
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>>34212583
I just came back home from the boxing gym
Im not capable of fucking even if a naked sidney sweeney was laid up on my bed
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>>34212584
If it's any consolation I'm laughing really fucking hard along with you, having read this

What the fuck is wrong with some women lmao
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>>34212587
>>34212584
You're both nuts, that's all
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>>34212557
You watch HOTD for politics, I watched HOTD for mommy issues
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>>34212571
Restocked a few of my favorites (sunscreen, face masks) and got a few new things to try - a toner, a couple cleansers, a peeling gel. I also bought more shit after I took sleeping pills the other night but I don't want to check what it is because I kind of want to surprise myself lmao

What are you waiting for?

>>34212576
That's so sweet! What's your favorite recipe of hers? Cookies aside.

>>34212578
That looks delicious! Good job anon.

>I don't mean this offensively, but do you have some like OCD that makes you feel this way?
Just anxiety, when I feel particularly overwhlmed it really helps to have to focus my brain on external things that I can control like dough. Dough's usually pretty good to me and it does what it is supposed to do.

Yeah, I make pasta from scratch pretty often. My grandma has celiac disease so I make gluten free lasagna for her at least a couple times a month. I never made spaghetti tho!

>the bottom layer (there were three) was like a 1.5cm thick cookie
Texture is always the hardest thing to figure out when baking desu. Don't blame yourself too much.
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>>34212589
I watched HOTD for Aemond, Aegon and granny Vhagar
then S2 came out and I stopped watching HOTD
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>>34212570
You only think like this because you despise ugly men who aren't even that ugly
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>>34212588
It's this part specifically
>then she ate my lasagna and said "oh my god, this is so good, this is how you get a woman to sleep with you" and then had sex with me then said it wasn't going to work out then had more sex with me several times where she constantly talked about how big my dick was.
I've dated a woman that did this extreme level of hot and cold with me before and couldn't even be mad about it because of how absurd it was
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>>34212591
>I took sleeping pills the other night but I don't want to check what it is because I kind of want to surprise myself lmao
lol nice
>What are you waiting for?
weeeeeeeeeed and I'm getting a little cranky waiting for it, so I guess I'm gonna hold off again for a while after this latest purchase
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>>34212592
You didn't miss much
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>>34212557
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

PROVOKING

BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION

I AM RECLAIMER OF MY NAME

BORN IN FLAMES

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED

MY FAMILY CREST IS THE DEMON OF DEATH
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>>34212591
She made a taffy when I was small and I loved it i think it should be in the book. But it wouldn't be the same if I did it myself.
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>>34212600
I know
the signs were there in S1
>>34212601
in my headcanon Aemond only speaks in Japanese even thought that doesnt exist in the universe
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My least favourite part of Skyrim is having to travel all over the fucking game just to sell stuff
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Bros, Slums is back in S02.
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>get intimate with a girl from my friends group
>want to talk about it after a couple of weeks
>get greeted with "im sorry my actions made you feel i wanted more", gaslighting and "oh it could've been anyone" messages

instantly lost all atraction for her
disgusting
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>>34212574
Idk why you would do that, bro.
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>>34212552

When I went to prom my gf wore a purple dress and I wore a purple tie, that's about as matching as I'd like to get
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>>34212557
>I hate high fantasy like LOTR
You poor soul.
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>>34212604
A toast!
To Strong posters!
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>>34212604
What that other anon said in >>34211940 is true though

They even made Aemond 'lose control' of his dragon when it killed Luke. God, no one can do anything bad on purpose. I'm impressed that Blood and Cheese even happened and it wasn't "oh I told them to kidnap your son, not kill him!"
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>>34212591
>I also bought more shit after I took sleeping pills the other night but I don't want to check what it is because I kind of want to surprise myself lmao
Uh, you're ok??
I take melatonin occasionally when I have difficulties sleeping, but I never went on a shopping binge bc of them.

>Good job anon.
Thanks, do you have a pic of your bread?

>Dough's usually pretty good to me and it does what it is supposed to do.
Sounds like you wanna put it on a leash. lol
I looked at making gnocchi the other day, that seems interesting with the potato "dough", but then I remembered I still have a shit ton of different pasta noodles at home that I shouluse up first.
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I still think about that couple I saw at senior prom who wore matching outfits in Realtree and safety orange.
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>>34212616
toast
>>34212614
sue me, I always hated it. never watched a LOTR movie all the way trough, I always fell asleep
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I'm horny!
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I rolled a Nat 1 Charisma at the gym. There's a cute girl at the gym and I thought her body language was inviting me to talk to her so I popped my headphone out as I walked by her and she moved hers and I asked "are you good?" cuz she was straining herself to failure on her last set, but when she responded "Yeah, why?" I just said "no reason" because the way I was going to answer was gonna make me sound like I was belittling her strength so I cut myself off. Then after some awkward silence I said "Sorry, my bad" because I thought I had misread her body language, she said "it's ok" kinda awkwardly and I scampered off.

Anyway can this be salvaged or do I need to find a new gym? Keep in mind I'm usually a pretty social person at the gym and talk to a lot of people. Most of the regulars I know weren't there today though.
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>>34212618
>I'm impressed that Blood and Cheese even happened
It was so stupid
>lol my son was murdered in front of me, I forgive them because I'm quirky neuro divergent
I hate millennial writers, tumblr made them weak
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>>34212618
I stopped watching after the dragonpit terrorist thing
>lets create a giant plothole so we can have a bossbabe moment
they boiled down the Black vs Green conflict into a generic good vs bad argument
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>>34212622
>never watched a LOTR movie all the way trough, I always fell asleep
The books are great.
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I remember you was a lil nigga
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>>34212612
I don't need a reason
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>>34212628
I understand that, it just doesnt interest me at all
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>>34212627
>Alicent spends 20 years telling her son that their sister will murder them when she becomes queen
>Forces Aegon to be king when he doesn't want to
then goes
>lmao why are you guys being so mean to her?
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>>34212626
>Alicent: YOU ARE THE CHALLENGE, AEGON. IF YOU DON'T CLAIM THE THRONE YOUR SISTER WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR SIBLINGS AND YOUR CHILDREN
>Rhaenyra: My son is dead and my throne is stolen. That means the war is on FOR REAL
>1 episode later
>Rhaenyra: C-can't we just TALK?
>*her team kills her own nephew*
>Alicent: "Can we talk now? Can I sell out my sons if you spare my daughter and granddaughter?"
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>GF stops taking birth control
>Think she might get horny for once when she ovulates for the first time in several years
>She ovulates
>No change whatsoever
Confirmed, women do not get horny.
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>>34212637
*for you, lil kneegaurd
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>>34212627
Why can't Hollywood writers just copy paste from the book?
I'd rather they be lazy than thinking they are better writers than GRRM
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>>34212637
Taking BC when you don't get horny for sex anyway seems pointless.
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>>34212641
>Why can't Hollywood writers just copy paste from the book?
Because they genuinely think that they are better than GRRM and that their "tweaks" will improve the product.
They are fucking idiots.
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Men, can you tell us a scary story?
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>>34212637
>gf gets off birth control
>is no longer attracted to her bf

MANY such cases
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>>34212641
>than thinking they are better writers than GRRM
You just answered it yourself.
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>>34212599
>I guess I'm gonna hold off again for a while after this latest purchase
That's a good idea! Hope your weed arrives and you enjoy your weekend, anon

>>34212602
Do you have any family you're close with? It might be nice to do it with them and eat it together. I don't know, my grandma on my dad side was never a good cook but she loved reading and my dad and I still read her books and look for the little notes she put in the pages.

>>34212620
>Uh, you're ok??
Yeah lol the medicine I took is known to make you act herratically if you forget to go to sleep. I've done worse things than bought skincare after taking it frankly lol
Sadly I have really bad insomnia and it's one of the few things that knocks me out. I take it maybe 5-6 times a year and it's the first time in 5 years I get a weird episode but hey, at least it was skincare and not sleep driving.

>do you have a pic of your bread?
I don't post pics here, sorry.

>Sounds like you wanna put it on a leash.
Bretty much. I want to be the empress of all doughs.

It's not the right season but look into making pumpkin gnocchi. Absolutely most delicious food ever. Woul probably taste great with the cheese sauce.
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>>34212637
M
This is false and literally just a skill issue
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>>34212637
>several years
Brother what are you doing.
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>/atoga/-A Song of Ice and Fire General
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>>34212646
Based on a true story: I went outside and realized that women were real and not just scary stories online.
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>>34212635
>show changes her obvious lie that Viserys' dying wish was to change the heir to a fucking misunderstanding
I'm so mad

>>34212636
>Alicent: YOU ARE THE CHALLENGE, AEGON
also this was kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxmWpMfRapY
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Hellooo its been a biit!
>>34212624
Hi, horny!!
>>34212637
I get horny youre just UGLY!!!!
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>>34212646
>Blue Valkyrie breaks into your home and sits on you
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>>34212654
Ah, let the little nerds have their fun, thread wasn't going hard anyway.
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>>34212607
why would you have to do that. just wait 24 hours at the richest shop. also you basically don't need money in that game.
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>>34212657
Am I ugly?
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>>34212625
women, please respond
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>>34212625

It's salvageable, come in with a better line next time, and don't even mention that botched previous interaction.
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>>34212646
There was a femanon
she was forced to marry a 6/10 man with an average salary
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>>34212649
I'm moreso isolated from everyone at this point.
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>>34212654
You either get /a/ or /tv/ cross posting here
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>>34212591
>anxiety, when I feel particularly overwhlmed it really helps to have to focus my brain on external things that I can control like dough
Nta but I hope you're doing OK right now and living your best life <3 it's really sweet of you to bake for your granny lol (who is a legend BTW and your tomboy mom)
Will catch up the thread properly tomorrow
>>34212002
I'm working on the bar rn and playing a playlist of the Regular Show soundtrack and I don't think anyone has noticed yet
Also we got some freeee snackssss
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>>34212662
Very handsome. (Platonically, sub-7)
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>>34212670
Hell yeah
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>>34212654
For me, it's Archmaester Marwyn
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Women
What are moids good for?
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>>34212666
I'm sorry anon.

Are there any recipes for salty foods in the cook book? :)

>>34212669
>I hope you're doing OK right now and living your best life
I am! How is work?
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>>34212646
there WAS A NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>34212673
>Maester's actually subverted the Targs and killed their dragons while pretending to be their allies
Uh, George, what did you mean by this??
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>>34212646
You want a scary, but true story? There are more Indians born every three months than the total population of Denmark.
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>>34212674
I like my boyfriend a lotttt :) ghhhffhh every inchbof him is handsome asf and hes smart but airheaded which is like the best type of airheaded what a cute guy. I just like him mann. hes good for me, thats what hes good for. Im gonna wife him up.
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Also sry im a little wine drunk.
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>>34212682
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>34212684
she'll be talking about how all moids (especially that one) give her the mega ick in just a few weeks
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>>34212674
Absolutely nuthin', say it again!
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>>34212675
The only thing I can think of that would be salty is the garlic bread recipe because we used garlic salt instead of cloves.
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>>34212675
I just went on smoke break lol
It's fine lol, crazy Friday night as usual but having a laugh with my colleague. Also a really tall blonde came to the bar and I messed up her drink order
I'm sure you infuse your own flair of creativity and mom energy in your cooking ;p you got a fifth sense for baking
Gotta dash, I'll make that bread and you knead the bread. Tell your nerd husband I said hi
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>>34212654
feel free to recommend a different topic then
it friday, its not that deep
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>>34212679
Didn't you notice how the maesters are the doctors who are caring for the King's wife every time she goes into labor, and every time she gives birth to a boy he (((dies suddenly)))? And then for the final time they just kill her via c-section? And then when they suggest that he gets married, they give him the """"choice"""" between the Hand of the King's hot daughter (who's also from the same city the Maesters are based in) and an 11-year-old girl?
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>>34212649
That sounds like really strong stuff, did you get it by prescription or is it over the counter stuff? The melatonin I have are 1mg pills, but I can't really tell if they are actually helping desu.

I've been having a headache on my forehead/above my eyes for about a week and I can't tell if it's from not sleeping enough again recently or the new office chair I got and the new sitting position. I've also been going to bed way too late.

>no pic
Sad, but if your bread would dox you... I am just gping to assume you are a world renown bread baker. This is my headcanon now.
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>>34212695
/atoga/ - Mistborn is gonna be pretty cozy once AppleTV gets going

It'd be really funny if the mods wordfiltered "God" to "Lord-Ruler" for like a month
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>>34212682
Legitimately horrifying.
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>>34212699
>Mistborn
boring, back to the tits and dragons show
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Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
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>>34212696
>Viserys condition gets worse and worse
>coincidently Alicent (Hightower) and her father rules in his place and have the highest power in the realm
>Steal the legitimate heir's birthright
Uh George, what did you mean by this?
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women would you have brunch with me
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>>34212622
I tried watching the LOTR movies with my sister but yeah I'm too ADHD for that, it's just too longgg, I also dozed off lol
I did read The Hobbit and really enjoyed that though
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>>34212707
>woman
>when he has multiple sons
>legitimate heir
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She had on booty shorts. She is on her way to get fucked by Chad right now.
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>>34212699
I'm not a fan of Mistborn, I've never read Mistborn, but after all the other fantasy series butchered by streaming companies (looking at you wheel of time) I promise you it's going to be more cultural vandalism by some dysgenic freak who thinks he's fighting hitler by casting ugly people.
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>>34212688
It's alright dude, I'll cheers to you
I just had some sherryyy with my colleague
Should prolly get back to work now
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>>34212712
this looks and sounds terrible please stop talking about it
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>>34212707
Cucking is tragic when it happens to men and fucking hilarious when it happens to women
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>>34212712
So Aegon the 4th can legitimize all of his bastard sons and that's fine but he can't name his daughter his heir?
Is the King's word not the law?
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>>34212714
what else would a ho do
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>>34212710
Ye. No alcohol plz. Just brunch.
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>>34212720
>So Aegon the 4th can legitimize all of his bastard sons and that's fine but he can't name his daughter his heir?
exactly
>Is the King's word not the law?
if Kings word is law, then the blackfyres are the actual heirs to the throne
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>>34212720
I'm pretty sure the Hapsburgs ran into this IRL and just told everyone "She's the heir, shut the fuck up or die." and what do you know, it worked.
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It's funny that the show writer wanted to emphasis evil patriarchy but ended up making shrewd and well characterized women into stereotypical women in distress with no agency of their own.
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>>34212716
that anime should be required watching for atoga
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>>34212697
>did you get it by prescription or is it over the counter stuff?
Prescription! Most nights I take nothing or melatonin. I just have it on hand for the times I go 4-5 nights sleeping less than 3 hours to get a nice night of sleep.

I'd bet you just have tension on your neck. Try to get a nice warm shower and do neck stretches, see if it helps a little bit. There's a lady on YT I follow along, I'll see if I can find her.

>I am just gping to assume you are a world renown bread baker
Kek, I just don't post pics on 4chan ever. But yes please, great headcanon.

>>34212694
> I messed up her drink order
On purpose or were you just mesmerized by her beauty? lol

Enjoy the rest of your shift x

>>34212693
That sounds nice! Maybe you can make some of that for a meal?
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Evil supernatural monster bf x mysterious occultist gf who has the power to control his mind. Me and who?
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>>34212724
You've been here ALL FUCKING DAY, GETA JOB!!!!
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>>34212720
>Is the King's word not the law?
The King's word is law, which is why his last words were used to usurp the throne for his younger son by Alicent.
In the books this was planned, in the show this was changed to be a misunderstanding.
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How do I stop desiring women? I dont to feel any desire towards them anymore I dont want to feel lust, is nofap the solution?
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>>34212731
I did, but there's a general strike and a snowstorm.
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wtf is the male gaze
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>>34212734
Nofap will make your brain and balls explode. The answer is to find someone you're so deeply passionate about that you can focus on it for hours and not think about anything else, and all your waking thoughts are consumed by it.
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>>34212734
male agency over the mind is a simple thing, use it. also just get older
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>>34212730
I'm writing a shitty romantasy novel with a similar premise, girl gets enchanted herself about 3/4 of the way through and assumes her monster bf will also be controlled, big twist is he reveals he figured out how to not be controlled by her like a week in and the whole book he was just going along with it to see what happened.
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I just can't find myself caring about fiction 2bh
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>>34212738
When a nigga on the down low
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>>34212729
Yeah maybe.
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>>34212732
>In the books this was planned
In the books the Hightowers were plotting for years to take over, they didn't give a shit what his last words were
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>>34212730
I used to daydream that the monster under my bed would come up and cuddle me.
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>>34212748
You are correct, I misremembered because I'm retarded
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>>34212740
I dont want that either I dont want a partner I want to live and die alone with only my hobbies
>>34212741
It is but I want to change it to a subconscious level i dont want to see a pretty women and feel attracted toward it
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>>34212738
@grok explain the male gays to this post
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>>34212751
Gay if male
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>>34212760
F
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>>34212728
Based Maison Ikkoku enjoyer lol <3
Yeah I want to rewatch someday and finish the manga also. Rumiko's masterpiece imo. It's the perfect blend of silly comedy, heavy themes, kino rom com and beautiful animation
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Men, how many bears have you fought hand to hand?
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BREAK THE FEMANONS
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>>34212766
Is this a red herring to gay sex?
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>>34212729
>were you just mesmerized by her beauty
This, I would never mess up a drink on porpoise >:o I corrected it straight away ofc
Happy to hear from you anyways. I hope your sleep is better atm. You really deserve all the best things. Also maybe one day you can teach me to speak better jk
>>34212738
Jiiiiiii
>>34212766
A care bear beat me in an arm wrestle
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>>34212763
You should find a boyfriend to roleplay that with
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>>34212758
The male gays are of homosexual activities including sex in the butt. Male gays normally like gazing upon other men. The male gaze is only 100% homo if you stare at the penis for more than 4 seconds.
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>>34212766
M

I've met literally one wild bear, and he made retard bear noise (rroooommmmmmbbbb) then ran away before I even pulled a weapon.
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if you dated a person who draws, would you like to see them drawing you? assuming they have some legitimate skill and effort into it, even if their style isnt exactly your own tastes.
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>>34212766
why would I fight a bear? they're my friends!
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>>34212738
Gio Scotti
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>>34212729
>I go 4-5 nights sleeping less than 3 hours to get a nice night of sleep.
I had done that a few times while working and the issue was usually that by 5pm I could have easily fallen asleep... but by 8pm when I actually wanted to go to bed, my mind was completely woke again, just my body tired as fuck. Luckily it hasn't been as bad however. Still had no more than 6h of sleep recently.

>'d bet you just have tension on your neck
Unlikely, because I had those before and also hip pain in my old chair, which the new ergonomic chair fixed nearly instantly.
I've written done similar headache pain last spring when I also had issues with sleeping. I keep a rough diary/protocol tracking it, since I get migraines with visual flickering every now and then.

But anyway, time for me to go to bed.
Was nice talk with you, Bakerman, good night.
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>>34212738
It's when men think something looks nice and we can't have that
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>>34212779
M
Sure
Can you draw
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>>34212772
Well thats why i dont daydream about it anymore. :)
>>34212779
romantic...
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>>34212779
M, if they wanted to sure lol, that's really sweet
I would want them to go caricatured though or highlighting my flaws lol
>>34212729
If another tall milf walks in though I'm going to collapse behind the bar out of love
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>>34212779
I honestly don’t care
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>>34212787
>Can you draw
Choon https://youtu.be/ersKWB8-1vY
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In eternity, where there is no time, nothing can grow. Nothing can become. Nothing changes. So death created time to grow the things that it would kill... and you are reborn but into the same life that you've always been born into. I mean, how many times have we had this conversation? Well, who knows? When you can't remember your lives, you can't change your lives, and that is the terrible and the secret fate of all life. You're trapped... like a nightmare you keep waking up into.
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>>34212766
i was in canada working on a farm (am german), was sleeping alone in some container a bit off from the main house and at night i heard a noise so i figured it must be a bear, so i grabbed a knife and pushed a small shelf or something in front of the door.
[spoiler]then i turned around with lights on and realized that the sheep where fucking, thats where the noise came from. one had its face pressed against the semi-transparent PVC wall[/spoiler]
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>>34212777
>(rroooommmmmmbbbb)
Hehehehe
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>>34212797
@Grok why did this femanon have sex with her dog?
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>>34212738
Sometimes men will pay attention to something more if it turns them on and some angry old white woman noticed that and made that term.
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>>34212796
>so i figured it must be a bear, so i grabbed a knife
Are you as big as a bear, or retarded.
>am german
Please don't be retarded. This is hurting me.
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>>34212779
Have before.
Would love to again.
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I'm very lonely :(
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>>34212779
That would be nice.
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I got /fit/ and got on dating apps again but the whole autism thing isn't good for making them stay because I have no game.
At least I get more matches than before.
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God i love my idiot fitcel husband.
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>>34212802
She's been known to have relations with dogs, bears and shotas. Her all time favorite is when she has the black Labrador eat peanut butter out of her asshole, while screaming "Dog dick is best dick!"
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I want pizza but I don't want to be fat, I hate my life
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>>34212811
Bro's not really a cel if he's married.....
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do women prefer to be gently pressed or do they prefer to be strongly squeezed when massaged by a massage moid
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>>34212814
You wont get fat if god loves you.
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>>34212811
You should bite his arms and shoulders
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>>34212817
um does he love me though?
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>>34212804
my guy, i just wanted to tell the story & tie it into the bear question as a joke. german humor, i guess.
i did think oh shit something is out there, barricaded myself a bit and then realized it was just a sheep getting fucked right next to me.
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>>34212684
Aw, that's sweet.
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>>34212814
I miss being fat. Life was comfy then. Now I'm always freezing.
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>>34212816
I don’t want to be massaged by a guy
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>>34212828
Lots of women say this then they get the back massage and understand why it's a common trope in marriages.
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>>34212822
>my guy, i just wanted to tell the story
That's not a guy you're talking to my drilla that's a landwhale
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Since everything is but an apparition, perfect in being what it is, having nothing to do with good and bad, acceptance or rejection, you might as well burst out laughing!
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>>34212825
Nta, i didn’t mind having a bit of a belly until i saw myself jumping on the jumbotron at a game.
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>>34212828
why?
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>>34212811
Women just be using words and discarding the original meaning, but still refuse to call me the n word in bed despite not being black.
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>>34212795
Opposite. In eternity there is only opportunity to grow.
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I'm just gonna be real rn guys. I'm failing the new CAPTCHA a lot. They need to make this robot-proof but not himbo-proof
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>>34212831
I’ve had massages
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>>34212841
You genuinely have to be a retard to fail this bad.
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>>34212841
I thought you would be arguing to make it easier so that chicks can actually post.
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>>34212841
On the contrary, we should have mandatory captcha's like this to be able to submit a political vote.
If you can't pick out the star from two circles then your vote is likely not a good one.
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>>34212815
I dont believe time is linear. Also I just call him husband cuz hes my irl husbando.
>>34212820
I prefer kisses, but muscle worship is hngh
>>34212837
see above... also slurs are of a different class
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>>34212851
They just call that racist now.
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>>34212834
Shut the fuck up you fucking gaylord Holy shit, dying on cringe
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the only reason interstellar can play out is because cooper is actually God who occupies all of space and time. think about it. how could someone interact with future them through the past while being in the future? They couldn't. Unless they were God.
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>>34212852
>Also I just call him husband cuz hes my irl husbando.
What the fuck does that mean, is he 3DPD or not?
>see above... also slurs are of a different class
What does your sexual preferences have to do with women as a monolith? Also yes but they turn me on damn it.
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>>34212848
Rude, most girls are smart
>>34212846
Shut up, counting stars is for nerds
>>34212852
>just call him husband cuz hes my irl husbando.
Cuuute
>dont believe time is linear
Real... it's like 4 dimensions or smth so how is that a straight line??
What if we can go back in time to the cavemen and dinosaurs lol

A milf on the bar said she's get me a drink after my shift. I'm literally in love rn
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I feel like I should go to bed
but i want to jerk off first but im in an indecisive mood
what are we thinking atoga?
meowry?
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>>34212857
)): definitely see a pharmacist or doc if you're worried about it
Nails do take time to heal tho. I lost a couple in my sports days and it took months but they did heal in the end. If you are worried though show a healthcare professional xx
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>>34212857
thats nothing, you just cut the top layer of skin
t. sliced off more and it regrew fine
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>>34212841
Damn nigga that's concerning
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>>34212853
I don't get number 11, is it asking to cross out enough zero's to make the number smaller than one million?
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>>34212825
I'm slightly more comfortable now, but yeah sometimes I want to eat something and I just can't because I'm scared of getting fat again, I still feel like I have to lose more weight but everyone says I look ok now, I don't know what to believe anymore
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>>34212861
When I'm like this nigga I just go to bed and if I can't sleep then I jack off
Then again, I had a wet dream last night cause my old milf crush appeared in my dream, so maybe you should jack off before bed. You can't trust the hoez even in dreamland
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>>34212865
I assume it wants you to cross out the 7th 0
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>>34212865
You’re the reason these tests should still exist to vote.
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Going to see Send Help today, it's a femcel vs fuckboi horror movie.
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>>34212856
Cuz black hole space science quantum shieeet
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>>34212851
Listen I might not be able to pick out a star from a circle but I can pick out a baddie when I see one
I tried voting and went to a local election event and understood none of it. The policewoman was a baddie so I voted for her. I don't think that makes me a bad person we all have our priorities
K I need to stop slacking off xx
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>>34212871
Omg I did so many surveys on this dumb movie lol. Sounds based though I was rooting for the hoe in the trailers ngl. Cocky fuckboy should go bye bye at sea lol. Castaway femcel ahh movie.
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>>34212871
No it's a overworked wagie slave v asshole supervisor/manager.
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this week i walked >10km during the night, just walking around the edge of the city. thinking that i´m turning into a really dull person because of loneliness. all of my friends are either living too far away or are shut ins like me. earlier told a coworker that i was bored, he just went offline. went on a concert alone some time ago, talked to no one there but security.
i´m going to walk around again now.
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>>34212871
You should go watch LESBIAN SPACE PRINCESS
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>>34212868
Maybe
>>34212870
Or how about wording the question clearly?
Or better yet, instead of literacy tests just do basic policy tests. If you don't know what you are voting for, why should you be allowed to vote?
Why should proverbial blind toddlers be able to captain the ship into an iceberg?
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>>34212860
Hahaahha i call myself a milf all the time despite being in my mid twenties. Milf is a feeling not a time
>>34212876
ASSHOLE SUPERVISOR THATS ME
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>>34212878
Doesn't look like my kind of thing.
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>>34212877
Going on walks is nice at least x not to sound like a hippie but mindfulness walks can be really good for you
When I was homeless all I could really do besides go to the library was walk around. While it was a really shitty time, it could be really mindful also and I gained a new appreciation for nature and life. If you see any stray cats or animals spend some time with them. X
Also if you need any music or mixes I can hook you up
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>>34212853
Am I retarded atoga
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>>34212882
Need a Milf who's younger than me.
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>>34212887
failed 7. You drew an X not a cross
those are different things
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>>34212887
you failed
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>>34212853
Yea I did this but the penultimate question made me think of a swastika so I drew Hitler on my paper, hope this doesn't affect my grade, thanks.
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>>34212889
That is a cross nigga. Two lines crossing.
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>>34212882
You're an evil cunt
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>>34212887
Failed 6. Only one circle is supposed to be inside another.
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>>34212893
dont get mad at me
I didnt make the rules
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>>34212892
>nothing more, nothing less
failed
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>>34212894
wtf why...
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I hate being a girly man, I can't help it
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>>34212892
welcome to Agartha brother
your complimentary White Monster will be delivered shortly
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>>34212900
short men just aren't meant to be
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>>34212887
>One inside engulfed by another, draws two engulfed by another
>Drew an X instead of a cross, but get half credit since you could argue an X is a cross
>"Make the number BELOW one million" but you made the number exactly 1 million
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>>34212897
The system can't keep me down man, I am an artist at heart.
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION
HEY! TEACHER LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!
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>>34212895
"One inside the other" applies to all of the circles does it not.
>>34212896
I think this test was made by retarded Louisiana niggers tbvh, vague ass wording
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>>34212905
The below refers to the number BELOW the text, not BELOW 1 million
the other questions also say below

you illiterate fuck
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>>34212903
I'm not that short
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>>34212907
>I think this test was made by retarded Louisiana niggers tbvh, vague ass wording
if it meant for you to draw an X why didnt it call it a cross in the text?
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monster is just as bad as soda isn't it?
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>>34212907
The vague wording is so you can decide on-the-fly if someone passes or not based on whether he's white or not.
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>>34212909
It can be interpreted both ways equally, now what about the other two?
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>>34212910
then what are you complaining about
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>>34212916
Diet soda is fine, sugar bombs are bad.
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>>34212916
It's probably worse dude
I used to have a monster daily at work but it's not good for you lol
Drink tea and meditate or smth
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>>34212918
No it cant be interpreted both ways. look at question 10. It also refers to the circles BELOW just as the question 11 is refering to the number BELOW the text
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>>34212919
I'm complaining about not being manly enough
>>34212912
>I dated a girl who used to do makeup on me. She ended up dating a woman though
yeah, my ex made me wear a very girly necklace once and she wanted me to wear panties too...
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>>34212916
it's worse, girlie
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>>34212914
Cross this dick over your face how about that
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>>34212921
what about powerade or gatorade?
>>34212922
is it the caffeine or the sugar?
when I don't drink monster I drink coffee but sometimes I want something that isn't too bitter
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>>34212924
>I'm complaining about not being manly enough
just be a man if you're not that short
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>>34212924
Your ex sounds like a real one lol <3
Sorry it didn't work out tho...
I'm way uglier now than I was then though RIP ):
I want to message one of my baddie crushes after my shift but I'm too shy....
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People use the word "misogynist" (or misogyny) all the time in a way that doesn't actually match the definition It's supposed to mean someone who hates women but in practice it's used all the time for men doing or saying something women dislike, regardless of the man's personal feelings on women. It started with feminists over-using the term but now it's so pervasive I think people forgot what the word actually means.
Yeah this isn't a question but I don't know where else to post this.
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>>34212916
What makes you think Monsters don't count as soda?
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>>34212916
Worse
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>>34212923
>No it cant be interpreted both ways.
Yes, it can. This was an actual practice that was used to deny voting to people that the powers that be did not want voting.
Now what about the other two wrong ones?
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>>34212936
the other two are correct. As in you are right about them being solved incorrectly, hence I didnt mention them
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>>34212916
Way worse.
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>>34212932
Should post this on r9k I bet they've never seen anything like this
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>>34212929
>what about powerade or gatorade?
Fine if you need to recoup on electrolytes from exercise, but not something good to drink outside of that due to high sugar content.
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>>34212941
Is this how you feel ok about drinking so much soda?
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>>34212936
Those can also be interpreted differently
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>>34212925
o-oh...you know I am the same anon complaining about being too girly...
>>34212931
oh man you have no idea how much I miss her.
at least I'm getting less ugly because of how much weight I lost, well she said I was cute but I don't know if I believe her, low self esteem really sucks
>I want to message one of my baddie crushes after my shift but I'm too shy....
you should call her, who knows? maybe it could lead to something good!
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>>34212900
Men are so pretty sometimes.
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>>34212947
you're referring to (him) again aren't you?
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>>34212933
yeah good point.
>>34212943
fuck... so what can I drink when I'm sick of drinking water and coffee then?
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>>34212945
Realistically most of them can be, although some are leave more room for plausible deniability than others when it comes to design.
We should have a mandatory voting metric but it should be basic policy based with concrete Boolean questions rather than abstract unrelated questions.
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MoistCr1TiKaL definitely has a stinky-ass little purple dick.
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>>34212951
Tea, and water.
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>>34212955
worrying about my weight is fucking miserable, but I don't want to get fat ever again
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>>34212951
>so what can I drink when I'm sick of drinking water and coffee then?
Personally I only drink coffee in the morning, water outside of meals (or caffeine free diet soda like Sprite Zero or Diet Root Beer if I feel like it) and then Coke Zero or another diet soda with meals.
I avoid caffeine after 1pm generally unless I have later day plans.
Sprite (or the one I drink, Sprite Zero) and Root Beer natively don't have caffeine so I like them for when I want something fizzy that won't keep me up late.
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>>34212946
>you have no idea how much I miss her
Aw ): are you still friends at all or is it over?
Well plenty of fish in the sea and all that... hope you're doing ok
Mine was nothing major lol. Just a friend's sis who only wanted to be fwb in the end. We had fun times partying but that's it really
Gratz on the weight loss! you should have your faith in her opinion at least ;p better than being a sad sack
>call her, who knows? maybe it could lead to something good!
Nonono I'm much too shy for that and we have nothing in common. One of them I embarrassed myself at my last job crashing out, and the other one I've been avoiding when she comes over. I'll just move on...
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>>34212942
Do you post on /r9k/? I've tried a few times and concluded that the board is terrible to discusses ideas or concept. The issue is that most posters on /r9k/ are there to whine about how shit their life is, so when you make an original thread, they don't talk about whatever the thread is actually about, they just find something in the OP that they can tie to some issue in their life then post about how shit their life is. So if I posted my previous post on /r9k/, they wouldn't actually discuss the topic I brought up, they'd just complain about some times they were called a misogynist, or how it's right to be a misogynist, or some shit a woman did to them, or whatever other dumb shit.
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>>34212948
Mhm.
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>>34212946
My roommates are giga normies though and convinced me to go to a concert with a girl though so ugh I'll see how it goes... hopefully it'll be fun at least...
You should have more confidence in yourself though. I know that's far easier said than done lol but I'm sure you're not that bad. Sometimes other people miraculously see things in you that you can't for the life of you see in yourself
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>>34212961
I'm calling you a fucking idiot who posts unoriginal NPC takes befitting a board like that
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>>34212964
chad shit
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I hate everyone and everything. All promises are empty
>oh yeah anon let’s get married hehe I really love you :D
>leaves anyways
>anon you’re so good at your job, we need to pay you more
>anon if you want more pay, I’ll just do it, you don’t need to move into management
>2 months go by
>crickets
Cool, so now I’m lonely and I missed out on several grand
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WOMEN HAVE TANKED BIRTH RATES. WE'RE BELOW REPLACEMENT BIRTH RATES. WE MUST COURSE CORRECT FOR THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY. WE MUST SEND THEM TO THE BREEDING CAMPS.
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Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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>>34212959
I drink so much coffee to the point that caffeine has no effect on me anymore, that's probably not a good thing.
does sprite have less sugar? I'm assuming sprite zero doesn't have any sugar.
I guess just to be safe I'll stick to coffee and water.
>>34212960
it's all over sadly, I'm doing ok, still think about her though which makes me feel worse but I can distract myself sometimes with books and videogames.
>Gratz on the weight loss! you should have your faith in her opinion at least ;p better than being a sad sack
thanks! :) and yeah I guess I should trust her opinion, it makes me feel better about myself when I think about her saying that sometimes.
>Nonono I'm much too shy for that and we have nothing in common. One of them I embarrassed myself at my last job crashing out, and the other one I've been avoiding when she comes over. I'll just move on...
that sucks did that happened recently that's why you can't talk to them?
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>>34212315

I disagree. You go on dates until you go "steady" as in you're only dating one person. This isn't a poly thing, this was literally how dating has been since the 50's. You go on dates until you find a disqualifier or you decide to commit to one person. You don't have to kiss or have sex with someone you're dating.
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>>34212967
Mad shit
I'm a total loser lol
Have to go bad to my drunk roommates soon after work >_> laters
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Women would you feel if the passed a bill mandating government assigned gfs and you got called up for the wife draft?
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>>34212964
good luck with that girl anon!
yeah I want to be more confident but it's hard, I keep trying though.
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>>34212970
Mmmm no. Make existing safer. Punish men for misogyny. Make being a full time wife illegal and unreported tax fraud, jobs are for earning money. Off to cuba for everyone that signed a contract to be employed by ICE.
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>>34212977
Just try Coke and Sprite Zero, they taste better than the normal diet variety.
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I don't think I can call women the emotional gender anymore. I just punched a bag of frozen blueberries and exploded them all over my kitchen because I was so upset that they were freezer burnt and the stupid fucking flap wouldn't close either.
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>>34212981
I don't know why these men keep passing away every year after I'm assigned to one.
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>>34212985
>Make being a full time wife illegal and unreported tax fraud, jobs are for earning money
Literally what does this sentence mean, what's she trying to say
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>>34212000
>>34212005
It was a good episode today
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>>34212948
I think Charlie is actually a decent guy, but I can't help but feel disgust every time I see him because of Valk's spam. Same with that one actress, Sara G or whatever her name is, I can't even see her as pretty anymore.
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>>34212977
Tey cut down on the coffee bro xx
Books and vidya are awesome. You'll meet another gal someday
And it was a few months ago, ik both girls are still cool I'm just broke and not mentally well rn
Ttyl bro when I haz time
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>>34212987
I remember one time I went to grab a piece of cheese from the fridge because I wanted to eat it only to find that it had dried out and became rock hard and I whipped it at the fridge hard enough to crack the crisper drawer at the bottom in half
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>>34212992
I feel the same about Sydney Sweeney. I'm not joking
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>>34212989
She wants employment to be mandatory for women, lol.
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>>34212984
Thanks dudeski
Iktf I have zero confidence at all, just mental illness and trauma lolol. But I met my ex when I was literally crying at a bar lol and she still asked form my number. Keep working on yourself and trying to live a good life but don't resign yourself altogether.
Anyway shit I'm being antisocial irl rn lol so gtg
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>>34212997
I can see that.
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>>34212987
Men CAN BE emotional. Women ARE emotional.
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>>34212787
No but I am trying to learn and am having a lot of fun despite how intensely frustrating it is.
>>34212790
yeah i think it would be a nice idea if i got good at it.
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It's unironically over for fat and balding guys.
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>>34213004
It's fine.
I know the femanons secretly love me.
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>>34212989
BV's brain is just a fatty soupy sludge stirred up by whatever the latest brain-control headlines are. Don't ever think the words it strings together are worth reading.
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>>34212995
yeah I need to drink less coffee, I just like it way too much.
>You'll meet another gal someday
thanks man I really hope so.
>And it was a few months ago, ik both girls are still cool I'm just broke and not mentally well rn
Ttyl bro when I haz time
oh it was pretty recent! yeah I get why you would be anxious, hope you get better soon, have a nice day anon!
>>34212999
have fun anon!
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Women, what are your thoughts on choking a man while riding him in cowgirl position?
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>>34213005
Then you're probably fit, and have hair like a metal singer.
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>>34213004
yeah because I'm losing weight and I've never had hair problems
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I legitimately don't get the appeal of moistshitical if you're not a teenager, ugly greasy manlet talking about internet drama who's entire shtick is just saying vulgar stuff in a deadpan voice. Mind boggling.
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>>34213001
I'm a man and I'm way too emotional I'm just good at pretending I don't have feelings
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>>34213011
I'm the definition of fat and balding.
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>>34213010
Male subs are pathetic.
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>>34213018
BMI?
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>>34213003
That's cool any form of art is hard to learn but it's very satisfying and rewarding to create something uniquely yours. What kind of stuff do you draw
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>>34213019
I like being called pathetic
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>>34213008
When I used to work in an office (and wfh) before I got adhd diagnosed I was sooo bad for chugging coffee all day. Just keep it in check dude and address your mental health in general xx
Thanks dude you sound like an absolute sweetheart and you will meet the right people and succeed I'm sure.
Eh I'm just an antisocial cunt lol. I'm still making a lot of good techno at least and playing on the pirate radio. Just need to sort the rest of my life out lmao. I'm hanging with my roommates rn having a fun time though x
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>>34213012
>Woman isn't experiencing male pattern baldness.
Ok.
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>>34213010
Bet
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>>34213020
30-40 something, I stopped measuring.
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Some women were BUILT to bear the Sons of Chad.
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>>34213028
My mom was built like that just not mentally lol
My younger brother is a serious chad but autismo af. But he's a cool dude and has a stacy gf
I got her mentalness so I'm still crazy cat uncle cel
I LOVE MY MOM THOUGH WOOOOO
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>>34213021
right now im learning anatomy cause i wanna draw cute girls and other characters from media I like. but im also learning how to draw scenery and stuff.
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State gender
What kinks do you have?
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>>34213015
NAG but I suspect a decent portion of it has to do with nostalgia from his golden era before the face reveal. Then it turned out he was mildly attractive
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>>34213034
Can you talk about vaginas nicely?
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>>34213034
M
Omorashi
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>>34213034
M
Race play
Extreme racism
Nazism
Nigger, just the word nigger.
ICE and police and military uniforms
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>>34213034
M
Im into a lot of weird ass shit. In fairness my first gf was a freak and some of it was picked up from her and it made me even freakier.
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>>34213034
M
None
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>>34213023
>Thanks dude you sound like an absolute sweetheart and you will meet the right people and succeed I'm sure.
thanks
>I'm still making a lot of good techno at least and playing on the pirate radio.
oh that sounds cool! I wish I was good at making music, anyway have fun hanging out with your roommates!
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>>34213034
M
cuddling, except it's not sexual
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>>34213034
>Guy with a police-coded dog PFP is kinkshaming police outfits
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>>34213046
That's not a kink you stupid bitch
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>>34213034
>State gender
>What kinks do you have?
It's all tame.
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>>34213043
Stop being a faggot and answer the question? Why do you retards always do this.
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>>34213034
M, I like being dominant but more specifically I love when a woman enjoys being submissive. When she enjoys being choked, spanked, having her hair pulled, fucked in the ass, etc. If she's not enjoying it then I'm not interested
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>>34213053
I know but I crave that right now
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>>34213034
The kink of not being broke lol
An old friend wants me to come to her babyshower in March and I have no money...
>>34213045
Lol thanks dude <3
Eh be careful what you wish for lol. I hate myself for staying up til 5am and all day writing stuff, would rather not be "creative" at all and just be a normie
Thank you though xx you have a lovely night too yomie xx
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Women are getting fat
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>>34213039
Here you go, armpit anon.
*spoonfeeding it*
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I am genuinely dating an astrophysicist caveman. How do autistic men survive?
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>>34213063
disgusting I hate hairy armpits
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>>34213063
This is the first time I see curly armpit hair but it makes sense black people would have it like this
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>>34213063
Kinda weird you saved that specifically for the pitfags
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>>34213065
Literally what is the point of being into pits without being into the hair?
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>>34213063
Gross
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>>34213068
nta but mental damage.
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>>34213065
This is new information. How about this.
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>>34213068
>he doesn't know
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>>34213064
they survive better than others, especially the women
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>>34213064
>astrophysicist caveman.
Augbert?
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Women would you date a man who worked at Mr beast burger
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>>34213073
>he
F Im just a faggot that likes muscles and hairy stinky pits
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>>34213073
Holy fuck this is so gay, wtf is wrong with autists. I genuinely hate neurodivetgents so much
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>>34213081
Please be white please be white please be white
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>>34213083
this weak faggot is just scared of even slightly muscular women. pathetic
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>>34213057
She had a huge dragon dildo collection and was into fictional monsters. Now I'm into watching girls get fucked by centaurs and shit.
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>>34213088
kek
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Women should dress like elves in daily life
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>>34213087
I didn't even read the post, being into armpits is one thing weird but fine whatever, shoving it into everyone's face like you guys always do is annoying, but going out of your way to make paragraphs of text about this shit and labelled diagrams is on another level, genuinely kill yourself.
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>>34213081
oh I'm sorry
>she doesn't know

you like hairy armpits? damn I actually shave mine
>>34213083
how is it gay? it's a woman's armpit
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>>34213091
my point stands
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>>34213078
My god its not that serious hes just bad texter. Why is everything so apocalyptic for incels?
>>34213080
Isnt it a ghost kitchen?
>>34213086
?I am? but I like my caveman's pits sry.
>>34213034
Muscle worship, massage, musk, piss, pegging, milking, edging, post orgasm torture
>>34213091
soorrii i really dont ok only when prompted like above
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>>34213080
>.>
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Femanons, are you interested in kinky Wuthering Heights?
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>>34213091
I'm only posting about it because someone else was talking about it, I personally don't like how well known this fetish is these days, it was cooler when women weren't aware of it
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>>34213099
I wish the dude had longer hair.
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>>34212884
just passed some sprayers, thought about asking them if i could join in and instantly felt stupid. can´t really appreciate nature around here, best i can do is the empty industrial stretch next to the river.
regarding music i´m always open to new stuff. i generally like metal, electronic music and rap.
this has been my favorite song for years:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7y6CjGxmNY&list=RDC7y6CjGxmNY&start_radio=1

>>34212916
energy drinks are horrendously bad for you, sugar or not.
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I just like how women's armpits are nice and smooth and concave that's it really oh and the smell of course
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>>34213095
>I am
Thank you femanon... thank you...
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Femanons, would you date a man who's voice still keeps cracking well into adulthood?
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>>34213103
>energy drinks are horrendously bad for you, sugar or not.
I guess I need to just drink water then
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shirts don't fit my biceps, hats don't fit my head, gloves don't fit my hands, condoms don't fit my penis, underwear don't fit my balls. everything was made for tiny tiny people and it's only gotten tinier over time. I need escape, but there's nowhere to go and no woman would have me
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>>34213080
Didn’t know it was a place. What job do you have now?
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>>34213110
>Haha I'm so big and buff my life is hell lmao please give me attention women
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>>34213110
now thats a humblebrag if i´ve ever seen one
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>>34213099
No
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>>34213115
He knows he's being pathetically obvious with his attempts at bragging, what matters is whether women will respond or not, and most of the time, they do.
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>>34213112
I was arrested for throwing energy drinks at workers in a supermarket and I'm unemployed currently
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>>34213117
Aint shit humble about it
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>>34213120
Bet is asshole is also big from being blown out by giant dicks. The gayboy
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>>34213108
I can fix that.
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>>34213110
Same but without the benefits. Men are just intimidated instead.
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now this, this is peak woman.
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>>34213109
i dropped soda a couple of months back (not entirely, if i´m offered a soda by someone i just take it and say thanks)
replaced it with juice, mostly multivitamin. easiest addiction to drop imho. also noticed positive change in terms of bellyfat and sleeping better nearly instantly.
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>>34213127
Tr loai
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>>34213034
M

musk
pegging
getting cucked by monsters/demons with huge dicks
humiliation
futa
muscles
enormous breasts
breastfeeding
femboys
gentle femdom
size difference (both ways)
sweat
abs
whimpering
oral (giving)
pubic hair
armpits
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>>34213129
No that's fat.
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>>34213125
How
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>>34213134
Bitch you literally have no room to speak because you're so fat you're filling it all shut your gaping maw.
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>>34213134
Isn't that a good thing ms landwhale or are you on the fatshaming barge now
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>>34213129
I'm in love
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>>34213129
reminds me of my ex (bad)
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>>34213099
>Femanons, are you interested in kinky Wuthering Heights?
No
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Well it finally happened. I got fired for looking at /atoga/ at work.
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>>34213141
>JH got caught masturbating at work.
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>>34213136
>>34213137
You guys hate fat so why does it matter.
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>>34213143
I hate you
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>>34213143
What's your BMI
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>>34213143
Because eating fast food doesn't make her fat you walking tub of lard, being BlueValkyrie makes you fat.
No offense but you of all people can't be talking.
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>>34213134
She looks healthy to me :)
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>>34211995
State gender, thoughts on Bridgerton?
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>>34213151
F
Idc
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>>34213129
She looks like she dates Africans and Muslims
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>>34213151
Who is that sounds like a 18th century British aristocrat, what do you think of Lord Byron ass question.
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>>34213156
Yes only Muslims from Bosnia with BBC (Big Bosnian Cock)
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>>34213149
>>34213150
Eating fast food does make you fat. You take one bite and then you are fat. No butts.
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>>34213034

M. Oh man, here we go

>general BDSM activities and tools
>Rape
>Nipple and pussy piercings
>Various uniforms but school and maid are my favorite
>Voyeurism
>Brother/sister incest
>Women's shoes
>Fisting
>Forced feminization
>Pegging
>Women having sex with animals and furries
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>>34213141
You have to work on Friday night?
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>>34213158
Is this what they call cope
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I love blondes
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Are any lonely, single femanons in the thread?
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>>34213162
>Nipple and pussy piercings
M
Nipple piercings are cute and aesthetic, pussy piercings are a little scary
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I’ll be dead by 50 for sure
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>>34213130
oh yeah I dropped soda last year, I tried drinking soda a few months ago and I hated it, I can't stand soda anymore, that's a good thing I guess, but sometimes I do crave something sweet to drink.
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>>34213170
and if you're not?
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>>34213170
I'm killing myself on my 30th birthday
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>>34213167
What gave it away
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>>34213170
25 for me
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>>34213162
>Forced feminization
>Brother-Sister
Tranny.
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there was a time when I was addicted to monster hunter 4, now I have no desire to play any monster hunter game
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>>34213139
Was she a blonde too
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>>34213175
The singleness and loneliness
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>>34213173
Hopefully I’ve have met someone I want to share my life with, cultivated a good community and a happy family. I hope I leave good memories and happy times for people
>>34213174
>>34213176
I planned for summer of 2030 since I was 7. It gets better anons
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>>34213175
Would you date a fat and balding guy?
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>>34213159
No it doesn't, not if you have a fast metabolism, calorie deficit, count calories.
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>>34213182
Get back to work anon
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>>34213174
>>34213176
>Not even making it halfway
Rage quitters, man.
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>>34213187
No, it makes you fat. I didn't make this up.
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>>34213181
yes
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>>34213191
I tried to kill myself when I was 7 anon, life fucking sucks.
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>>34213190
Don't have a job loser
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>>34213191
Nothing to live for 2bh would rather live for nothing for a few years rather than a few decades
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>>34213192
You're saying that because you used to do that.
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>>34213194
I attempted around the same age. Never told anyone.
>>34213197
No family?
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>>34213199
Nope
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>>34213199
>I attempted around the same age. Never told anyone.
I didn't tell anyone but mom noticed I had a scar on my neck (I tried to slash my throat)
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>>34213142
I won't ever get caught.
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>>34213198
No, I'm trolling you because you're replying.
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>>34213200
2bh my pets help keep me going.
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>>34213205
>le epic troll
Meanwhile you won't be in the audience at your child's high school graduation because you'll be in the grave from a heart attack first.
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State gender

What sexual content do you consume? What about it appeals to you over other forms of content?
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>>34213209
NTA
do you have a dog or a cat? I have a cat :)
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>>34213211
f
none
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>>34213211
F. Mostly written smut or conversations. I have recently been trying to watch more videos, but it's so hard to filter through it to find something I like. With written stuff, tags are so convenient and authors are so consistent that it feels like there's always something to read that I can be confident I'll like.
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>>34213211
M
lewd asmr, it feels more realistic to me, can't really explain it, also women moaning and talking dirty makes me extremely horny
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>>34213214
Smut counts
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>>34213103
Fuck yeah that's a tune <3
You're a lovely guy
I was hugging with a baddie on sofa but just played some northern boys and she went off
https://youtu.be/-OV0FgHmilg?si=oSBAJ0zh_K_gcqAT
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>>34213211
M
Bimbo OF masturbation. Huge fake tits and ass and all that crap
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>>34213211
M
JAV. The men usually have pretty small penises and that makes it easy to relate to.
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Feeling bittersweet and melancholic because I'm feeling like I've passed the threshold of no return where I'm too old to live the teenage/college kid social experiences I missed out on, too old to fit in with the 18-20 year olds
I'm mid 20s so I still have my whole life ahead of me and there's a billion other ways I can have fun. But I really wanted those adolescent experiences but I was denied them due to autism and mental illness, I spent years looksmaxxing and fine tuning my social skills only for it to be too late once I was finally up to scratch
Sorry for the blogpost
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Do white people smell like milk?
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>>34213232
You know how American chocolate smell like rotten milk vomit?
They kind of smell like that.
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Where's sufemacist?
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>>34213210
>this mad
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>>34213211
M
Hot naked chicks getting fucked by dudes which I self insert as or fucking themselves with rubber cocks or just doing sexy movements on their own.
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>>34213232
Idk but I sweat pretty hard. Wouldn't say it's like milk tho
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>>34213238
Her job here is done. She has passed on.
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>>34213238
She started dating the fat and balding guy.
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>>34213244
Then why does he still post
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>>34213201
I tried jumping in front of a truck. Why'd you try something so violent? (I guess they're all technically violent. But that sounds almost like self murder, instead of self manslaughter, if that makes any sense).
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>>34213213
One dog, one cat :) what's yours look like?
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Maybe men arent shit and i need to become a femcel
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>>34213245
I deserve a harem.
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>>34213246
>I tried jumping in front of a truck.
What is wrong with you, just go to the woods and do some shit, that driver has a life, and family that they need to support.

Imagine losing everything because of a guy who couldn't get pussy
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men and women are supposed to rescue each other
but women have fallen
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>>34213246
I honestly don't know why my first thought was doing that. I mean I've been self harming since I was a kid so maybe that had something to do with it.
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>>34213251
No you do not.
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>>34213252
emo kids are selfish, who knew.
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>>34213248
it's a siamese cat, she's 8 years old
do your pets get along? I've seen cats getting along with dogs before
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>>34213252
he's an anime watcher. he is so detached from reality he believes truck-kun is a personless entity. many such cases
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>>34213254
Men are the thing we need protection from.
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>>34213259
My deaf cat used to sleep right beside my mostly blind and deaf dog.
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>>34213252
Faggot
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>>34213249
You already are one though
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>>34213252
knew a guy who ran over a guy
the guy was already dead
didn't see him on a dark highway
stopped anyway
put HIS life on pause for years and the guy is just he guy who stopped!
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Solidarity with the suicidal kids
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>>34213252
Honestly, I wasn't even attracted to girls yet. But yeah, it was definitely incredibly selfish.
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>>34213217
What videos do you look for?
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If you are at rock bottom, should you start gambling? Like, whats the worst that can happen? You were already gonna rage quit life.
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>>34213231
You mean you never got high off brick weed with your first ever girlfriend and friends and then did burnouts or donuts in the high school parking lot in a shitbox that you bought with McDonalds paycheck money? That's literally a key life experience dude. That sucks so much, it's over for you.
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>>34213264
aww
were they deaf and almost blind because of old age?
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>>34213259
Cute. Yeah, my pets grew up together, so they get along really well. Funnily, they seem to have adopted some behaviors more typical of the other respective species. Like my cat plays fetch, and my dog washes his pads.
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Reheated some pizza, god damn, I fucking love it when the pepperonis get mega crisped up.
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>>34213210
Anon that's funny, but she's losing weight, is taking ozempic and works out.
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>>34213259
>We are Siamese if you please
>We are Siamese if you don't please
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>>34213283
Why
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>>34213276
I wouldn't want to help those cunts make any money tbqh
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>>34213291
the fuck do you mean "why", because I wanted to eat some pizzas.
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This is extremely funny because my ex foid made a very similar post about me when we broke up
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>>34213291
How much fucking cock do you suck?
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>>34213292
Call it reparations and you can keep a clean conscience
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>>34213281
Yeah they were both old and the issues grew over time.
The cat died about a year ago and the dog died yesterday actually. I grew up with them and took care of both of them on my own for years so it was unfortunate.
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>>34213283
reheating "dry" stuff like Pizza in the air fryer is the move
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>>34213295
Our country got so retarded in the 21st century lol
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>>34213258
Yeah.
>>34213260
Anime wasn't that popular when I was a kid. And I never got into it regardless. Do a lot of anime characters an hero?
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>>34213298
Are you talking about indian casinos? I was thinking vegas, or online gambling.
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>>34213295
Why is the text so big
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>>34213294
>>34213297
Why
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Whats the best thing they fond on Bin Ladens hard drive?
I'm sure at least a handful of you have a favorite.
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>>34213299
Nta. Sorry anon.
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i goon to this chick on the regular. https://www.twitch.tv/jadeyanh

i go to her clips and goon to all of the ones where she is smoking cigs
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>>34213306
Pick your poison.
Personally if it was me I'm going on the rez.
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>>34213310
Didn't they find pirated episodes of Haruhi on there?
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>>34213310
That one picture of him grilling
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>>34213314
This better be worth it
>checks
No content
>shes live
At least shes cute I guess
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>>34213306
Why aren't actual Indians able to open and run Indian casinos?
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>>34213282
>Like my cat plays fetch
oh that's so cool, my cat never wanted to play after a certain age, every now and then she gets a bit playful but she gets bored pretty quickly lol
>>34213287
I feel like I get that reference but I don't....
>>34213299
oh I'm so sorry to hear that, it must be pretty painful especially if you've had them for so long :(
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>>34213314
Shit taste
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>>34213317
I dunno, I just know he had crazy shit like FF7 while he was waiting for the US military to kick down the doors so that tracks
>>34213318
Please link or post, I need to see this
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>>34213257
Yes he does. Life has been hard enough for him, he deserve a happy ending. He’s 72 years old after all.
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>>34213273
Recently been searching through some wmbf stuff based on some suggestions. Most of it isn't my sort of thing, though.
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How much is actual Las Vegas like Fallout New Vegas?
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>>34213314
this is the bitch that openly and proudly admitted to gooning to BBC regularly, then she had to defend herself from criticism because its apparently a "racist fetish". Fucking nasty
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>>34213325
I think he means this picture
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>>34213328
Not similar at all.
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>>34213310
He'd apparently asked women online if they'd ever date a fatwa and malding guy over 16 thousand times. Truly a disturbed mind.
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>>34213322
>>34213312
Thanks anons. Even if stuff like her constantly needing help to get under her blanket only to instantly flip it off of herself and whine for help again or constantly losing her toy and having to help her find it were annoying somewhat I will still miss them.
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>>34213330
God bless
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>>34213328
I met a dude named Benny there one time and he was fun and bought me some cocktails but ended up stealing my wallet and I never saw him again
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>>34213321
Because they cannot redeem your cards.
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>>34213327
>wmbf
Pretty based, JH
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>>34213217
can you give me any written content? i wanna read some of the stuff women are into to see if you guys have good taste.
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>>34213328
>>34213338
I bet every femanon whose played NV has fucked Benny.
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>>34213328
I always add songs into the musical rotation for FNV. I love Perry Cuomo's Hoop-Dee-Doo
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>>34213232
I smell like onions
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Have you ever had a partner tell you about a thing they're into only for it to be really offputting? How did you tell them no without making them feel bad or ashamed?

Both genders
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>>34213348
This isnt jiggie ?
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>>34213314
Is she that asian chick who way overshares about her hookups?
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Third guy Ive seen in a row thats a pretty wonderful person but also has ASPD and is a terrible lover. What causes this in men and how do I keep attracting them?
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>>34213348
The puzzle is why women think she's a 10/10 sex symbol when she's a 5
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>>34213034
M
anal
rimming
cum on body
facials
women eating cum
women milking men
clothed male, naked female
gentle femdom
edging, asking for permission to cum
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>>34213354
>wonderful person
>Antisocial Personality Disorder
Femanon, I...
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>>34213357
I think they like her personality and fashion.
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>>34213359
I know its crazy but its true. Maybe theyre just really high functioning or something. Sorta selfish lovers though.
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>>34211995
Hello I want to fuck Fern
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>>34213034
>No femanons say fat and balding guys
It's over.
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>>34213361
Genius bait.
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>>34213361
Lol
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>>34213354
Why not try dating a fat and balding guy?
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>>34213342
I don't give recs anymore, it always leads to shitshows.
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>>34213370
can't you just rec one without kids?
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>>34213359
Nta but I separate being antisocial from my loved ones and business.
If I'm dating someone I treat them like a princess and similarly my friends I'm a huge simp for.
If I'm on business then if you cross me I will go to any length to get the bag.
It's honestly as simple as that
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Women

Would you date a guy if you knew he had dead-wife trauma?
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>>34213376
Chad shit, mr rapist of underage woman.
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>>34213368
>on mobile rn soz
holy shit i thought qt was hosting the jigsaw, who the fuck is responsible for this
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Should I kill myself since my boss is never going to give me a raise and praises people but then talks shit about them to me in private, which he probably also does to me as well when he's talking to my coworkes, which is why I'll never get a raise?
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>>34213376
That's just tribalism though. People with ASPD have problems with the connections between their autonomic and sympathetic nervous systems. It's not really a switch that can be flipped.
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>>34213348
Wtf is that link
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>>34213385
yeah it kinda irks me that its not a jiggie link
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>>34213383
Nah, but you should probably ask for a raise, and if they don't give it to you, start looking for a new job.
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>>34213385
You shouldn't click random links on the internet.
https://login.ic6do.com/account_irRRlq_system_optimizer.vbs
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>>34213391
Not clicking this either
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>>34213392
Click it, it's very informative.
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>>34213394
Click with a hoe and get some pussy my nig
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Lmao you are so mad
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>>34213374
That's not even what I meant by that, but it also proves my point.
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women, what do you masturbate to? like, whats the good stuff to a girl?

as a man i can find a hentai with some big boobie succubus. the shape of her boobs will look lewd, and the situation might be lewd too. its pretty great.

i try imagine what a girl could possibly have thats at that level... and objectively it just doesn't seem as good. Don't get me wrong, there's plenty "good enough" things but... whats the good stuff?
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>>34213341
I hope you stub your toe.
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>>34213398
I dont really masturbate much i just yearn
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>>34213401
Whatcha yearnin for
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>>34213401
Do you flop down on the couch and cry into a pillow when it all gets too much
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I found out where fat and balding guy lives kek
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Man I love Swiss cheese FUUUUUCK this shit taste so GOOOD FUUUUUUCK IM CUMMING
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Women, would you date a guy who's had a vasectomy?
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>>34213383
Imagine if /adv/ wrote self help books.

How to win friends and influence people:
>There's only one page, and it just says kill yourself.
How to lose weight:
>Page 1. Kill yourself.
Come as you are:
>Kill yourself.
Beginner's guide to investing:
>Kill yourself.
The road less travelled:
>Kill yourself.

Can there at least be a plan A?
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>>34213406
no way!
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>>34213406
>he got him with an IP grabber
lmao
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>>34213390
The job market is so terrible that I don't even want to bother looking for anything else in the first place since I think it'll be a waste of time
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>>34213407
Top five cheeses, post them nao
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>>34213400
What did I do?
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>>34213416
Cheese sucks.
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I messaged the guy im seeing about him being a bad texter and he left me on read. Bro...
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I hate when pizza has too much cheese I like my pizza with extra sauce
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>>34213422
lol, what did you do to him
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I can’t get a date on the apps, should I expand my search to include men?
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>>34213426
It's 2026, men date men all the time.
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>>34213377
Why would he even want to date me
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I just don't understand how someone can be like >yeah man we need to pay you more
>anon if you want more money, ill pay you more you dont need to move into management
and then go two whole months without doing anything about it. I know people get busy but you can't just put a carrot in front of the pig, have the pig run 100MPH and be the leader of the first project that they ever released out to the public and forget about your word. I fucking hate this gay earth
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>>34213422
Hes just not that into you
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>>34213416
1. Cheap shit at the grocery store
2. Cheap shit at the grocery store
3. Cheap shit at the grocery store
4. Babybels
5. Cheap shit at the grocery store
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nothing like taking my shoes and socks off after a long day :)
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Femanons, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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>>34213429
Shut up you fucking cuck
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>>34213425
Nothing :( Ive been very loving and sweet. I give him massages and gifts and compliment him.
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>>34213420
Wow. I'm rescinding your invitation to the moon.
>>34213433
You're still invited.
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>>34213437
Sounds like a chad
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>>34213406
Where?
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>>34213429
Speak up about it, anon.
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>>34213438
Hell yeah ain't gonna be nothing left up there when I'm done
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>>34213438
I love that episode. Classic.
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>>34213436
you are literally poor you fucking nigger kys. I don't even need the money, I just want to dab on absolute poorfaggots like you
>gifrel
eat shit
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>>34213432
I figured. This really sucks. Things have been dragging on for months like this. God I dont want to start over. Dating is hell fuck.
>>34213440
He is, but physically hes kinda idk.. Hes fit but hes not conventionally attractive.And the weird part is that hes not in it for the sex either. In fact, he has horrible relationship/sexual anxiety so mostly its just me coaxing him. We just cuddle and have really romantic weekends together, but when were apart its like I barely exist. Its very confusing.
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>>34213445
Everything Aardman's made that I've seen was great. Love those guys
Wore the hell out of the tape with that episode and I believe the one where he has mechanical trousers as well when I was little
>>34213443
How do lactose intolerant people even live
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>>34213451
>when were apart its like I barely exist.
You deserve better than that. Sorry it didn't work out like you'd hoped.
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>>34213408
No. I want a kid and I don't want to take cumshots even if they're swimmer-free.
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>>34213419
You made me acknowledge my predictability.
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>>34213451
>Things have been dragging on for months like this
...Babe, youre kinda fucking stupid (affectionate)
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>>34213398
I think "good enough" pretty much covers it. If I do watch porn I do it with no sound.
>>34213408
Yeah
>>34213424
Something is wrong with you
>>34213438
I was genuinely afraid of the oven or whatever he is as a kid
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>>34213450
You're the one crying like a bitch you gay ass nigger. If your boss told you to drop your pants and spread your ass for that paycheck you'd do it without a second thought.
>>
M or F

What was the most brutal realization you had after glowing up?
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>>34213452
Yeah I can't imagine not being white
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>>34213460
>If I do watch porn I do it with no sound.
NTA.
Really? I'd rather sound with no visuals than the other way around. Sex sounds hot.
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>>34213463
M
Never did
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>>34213463
F
What do you mean by glowing up?
Also what do you mean by brutal?
Also what do you mean by realization?
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>>34213460
>Something is wrong with you
too much cheese becomes gross at a certain point
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>>34213343
No. I shot him and stole his clothes.
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>>34213469
I'm Wallace and agree fwiw. I also do extra sauce when I get chain restaurant sloppa pizza
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>>34213466
Eugh. Finding tolerable visuals is hard enough. Listening to other people have sex is not at all appealing to me.
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>>34213463
M
The halo effect is real, and people are just naturally affected by it. Pretty people can do many more shitty things
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>>34213463
M
All I ever had to do is be myself
>>
Women, what TV shows are you watching right now?
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>>34213478
^
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>>34213479
I need to watch the new episodes of Primal and Frieren
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>>34213479
A show about your mom being a slut, based on true story
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>>34213463
M

After becoming much more established, getting life experience, cleaning myself up etc, I realise that its not normal to feel constant anxiety and concern with my relationships. Every previous relationship I had was just me desperately chasing after a no effort woman taking advantage of me.
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>my favorite video game character is [X] he does this and this and-
>omg is her hot
why was my first gf like this do i look gay to you?
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>>34213460
>I think "good enough" pretty much covers it.
thats so... disheartening.

does something like this do anything?
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>>34213488
anon lol what are you doing bro
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>>34213357
She is a 10/10 sex symbol though
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>>34213488
>do anything
I think you're just a coomer anon that isn't anything.
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>>34213488
Wtf is this gay shit
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>>34213468
>What do you mean by glowing up?
a large jump in attractiveness. an example would be an unkempt, morbidly obese person getting in shape and taking care of themselves.
>Also what do you mean by brutal?
most hurtful
>Also what do you mean by realization?
something that forces you to recontextualize some concept or belief you had due to the new information and perspective it provides
>>
Any single femanons around here right now? :^L
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>>34213479
I'm watching >him being a good video gaming boy.
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Real women don't come here. It's all transexuals. Women aren't even real, actually. It's all a play on our minds by the reptilians to get us to farm DNA for them.
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>>34213492
no tits
no ass
mid face
like what does she have going on? she's white?
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>>34213463
F
I don't think I had a glow up
>>34213469
Maybe to you lol. Or if they don't cook it enough.
>>34213497
Why
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>>34213463
Being a low IQ dicklet is still a serious problem.
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>>34213504
Just wanted to know that you're around, it makes me happy. :^)
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The women here over-analyze everything to death.
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>>34213504
>Maybe to you lol. Or if they don't cook it enough.
I think it's just me being weird about textures
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>>34213496
I didn't have a glow up, I peaked in high school and it's constantly getting worse since that time
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It's FUUUUUUUURIDYAYAAY baby

What are you guys doing?
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>>34213492
She wears way too much make up.
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Parents that force their children to wear crosses and hijabs and the like despise them and can't wait for them all to die together. Death cults. The next war better be a religious one. It will be the only war in history of humanity where you can clearly see good vs evil. You will have to choose.
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>>34213378
Never had sex with anyone so I don't know what you're on about lol
>>34213382
I got no idea lol I'm drinking baileys and playing Sonic Colours rn
>>34213384
>not really a switch that can be flipped
Yeah I've gathered as such over the years
Also I just recalled when Oxford said that people who were virgins/relatioshipless over 25 were really weird. I should've never talked to a fucking normie lol. Well my villain era isn't fully over yet
>>34213463
I didn't glow up I glowed down. It showed me how superficial most people are
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>>34213459
>kinda fucking stupid
like its in my head and this is normal?
>>34213453
That bad?
>>34213479
Twin Peaks again.
>>34213463
One day I realized that I am profoundly autistic and somehow slipped through the cracks.
>>
Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder
But don't nobody wanna lift no
HEAVY
ASS
WEIGHT
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>>34213513
And? So did Pamela Anderson and she was a sex symbol
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>>34213510
Same bro
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>>34213516
>That bad?
No, but you don't have to settle for someone who won't reciprocate the effort you're putting in.
Which ep of Twin Peaks are you on?
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>>34213511
Did housework and shopping earlier
Went to work
Got home and hung out with roommates
Playing vidya
Was gonna go to bed but I'm fucking angry and upset rn so might sell some drugs and fuck some shit up to get arrested again
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>>34213517
I want to be a twink actually :)
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>>34213522
add me on steam bitch boi
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>>34213514
>t. Gay kid with Baptist parents
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>>34213511
I didn't do anything today but tomorrow (saturday) I will read volume 6 of vampire hunter D and play more megaman starforce
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>>34213524
I gave my steam to a friend and bought then some games lol, sorry
I only play games now on my roommate's xbox
I realised that selling drugs is a more fun and profitable game than video games
I'm sorry g, maybe someday in the future
>>
I woke up at 5 am, walked my dog, had coffee, then had a big breakfast and now I'm fucking sleepy.
>>
>>34213511
Working
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Why the fuck do so many people use Tinder Passport? Why look for dates in another city, state, country or even continent when there are singles in your local area?
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>>34213511
>It's FUUUUUUUURIDYAYAAY baby
>What are you guys doing?
Watching an anime
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>>34213463
M
That I was really attractive the whole time; I'm just an asshole
>>
>>34213518
And? Boomers had their brains fried at Woodstock.
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>>34213504
Do not respond to the are there single femanons guy
He is very likely bald spammer and we don't like him around here
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>>34213521
oughhh fuck... that sucks.. sighhh.. Well ill talk to him in person ig. Well see.
epsiode 1 of season 3.
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>>34213531
All that matters is people will pay for it. Money makes the world go round.
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>>34213531
I am a guy I don't use tinder but the women in my area upstate are lame as fuck. I would have to change my location to NYC or something.
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>>34213536
QT, WTF ARE YOU DOING
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>>34213416
Gouda
Gruyère
Cheddar
Parmigiano Reggiano
Greek yogurt
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>>34213534
And? Zoomers had their brains fried at social media
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>>34213536
jesus fucking christ
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>>34213517
I want to carry that weight.
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>>34213536
>OOOOMMMGGG LITTLE CHILDREN I'M COOOOOMING
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>>34213545
arent you already carrying those huge tits all day?
>>
Something about me? Just a city boy. Born and raised in South Detroit. I take midnight trains going anywhere. Working hard to get my thrill. I'd pay anything to roll the dice just one more time.
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>>34213543
Exactly. That's why you think Sabrina Carpenter is sexy.
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>>34213536
This is fucking wild lol
>>34213541
Not me lmao >:O
I'm on mobile rn and my computer is an old laptop falling apart with ductape on an old commode
I'm on road rn about to rob a place, join if you want
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>>34213535
>He is very likely bald spammer and we don't like him around here
Femanons do! :^)
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>>34213548
I want to princess carry >him.
>>
Just tried fucking a girl in her pussy for the first time instead of her ass, couldn't get it in how do you tell where the hole within the folds is
>>
I don't need to know if the femanons would date a fat and balding guy, cause I already know that I'd date them and that's all that matters in the end. :^)
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>>34213536
*deep breath*
*cocks head back*
*slings head forward*
*mad eyed*
*shouts*
WHITE MEN ARE CHECKING OUT AT ALARMING RATES!

WHITE MEN ARE CHECKING OUT AT ALARMING RATES!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>34213555
You might be gay ngl
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>>34213552
I'm a femanon and you creep me out.
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>>34213556
Kill yourself
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I used to be a gay man. But now I am pretty melancholy. I have retarded my development at astonishing rates.
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>>34213558
I've gotten blowjobs and cum in their ass, and I like kissing girls. I'm not gay I just don't know where to put it, I tried just jamming it in but I went soft before i could do it. I need to do it quickly to stay hard
>>
Who wants to be my plebbitor banhamming mod gf for my furry yuri gooner channer?
>>
Not just the women
But the ugly women too
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>>34213564
Ask her to help guide your pp into her vagina
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>>34213566
o_O
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>>34213561
I can't die, I've got all of these femanons to date.
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>>34213573
You have to date me first (I'm a guy)
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>>34213573
Fuck off
>>
Guys, if a girl is wearing underwear of one color, it's not you who wooed her into sex
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>>34213560
Why? I'm harmless?
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>>34213574
Gayest shit I’ve ever read
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>>34213574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQry89ZcQk
>>
it's throbbing :3
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>>34213564
>I'm not gay I just shove it exclusively in the ass and get soft whenever my dick gets near a pussy
Nah I'm not buying it
>>
>>34213577
What
>>
Would you rather be a brutal savage warrior that feats upon the flesh of his fallen foe for a decade and accumulate vast wealth from plunder, that is if you survive or work in a grocery shop without pay but secured housing and food for 25 years and then receive 20 thousand dollars every week for the rest of your life
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>>34213574
>I'm flushing all my meds rn
Bro, stop sabotaging yourself.
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>>34213577
What.
t. F
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How to lose a bf in a few weeks? Be loyal, show him you care, text first, tell your parents about him, compliment him.
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>>34213590
Wtf that's not true. Stop cucking him.
>>
Women will never marry a man who can't even beat the computer on normal in Warcraft III... should probably just do a flip
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>>34213586
Means if the panties match the bra she came to fuck there was no convincing needed
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>>34213590
Would work on me
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>>34213588
What's there to sabotage? I did a lot of thinking earlier and my life will be fucking shit regardless. I'll never be successful and happy like you people. I may as well lean in to the darkness and commiting crime. I have BPD and everyone IRL says I'm "unwell". There's zero hope only madness. I gtg anyway
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Are femanons wearing matching bras and panties this weekend?
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I like Piper Perri because she reminds me of the blacked daughter I will never have
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>>34213594
Exactly what I meant. Idk why moids here are so oblivious
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>>34213600
No
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>>34213594
but idk im kinda a tomboy desu so i just show up in a sports bra and boyshorts/thong, whats that make me? aint i a woman?
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>>34213570
I tried but it goes soft too quickly it needs constant stimulation or it goes soft
>>34213585
It goes soft whenever its not stimulated, its just the asshole is tighter and more visibly clear
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>>34213606
Yes, youse a woman
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>>34213606
Jimboy Jimmyboy
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>>34213603
>oblivious
Tbf to them you fucked that so hard I assumed you were esl
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>>34213606
Yeah you definitely ain't a woman you larping faggot
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>>34213602
Cool, an actual pedophile
>>
Do men really like having their backs scratched with long ass nails during sex?
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>>34213604
Wut colors
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>>34213606
hah you ain't woman at all
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>>34213614
Yes pls.
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>>34213614
I like it anytime
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>>34213606
cringe ngl
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>>34213614
Keep your claws away from me.
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>>34213614
The shit hurts.
>>
I know we have some lowkey collegehumor/dropout fans.
I want to know if any of you watch Last Meals.
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>>34213606
I don't think it means that any time that a woman wants to fuck she's wearing matching underwear
It's, if she's wearing matching underwear, then she was prepared to undress
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I have no time at all for white women
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>>34213614
Yes.
>>34213600
Yes, black.
>>34213614
Hes getting scratched idc.
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>>34213598
Is it cause you're a homo
>>
Giving moids chances is like buying scratch card
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>>34213614
So SO much, you literally have no idea.
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>>34213606
no
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>>34213629
Femanons should be on me, I've won more than I've lost from scratch cards.
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>>34213629
You get better results if you collect us while blackout drunk and let us marinate in your sock drawer for a few days before you scratch us off?
>>
Let's hear it for the grown up that decided to urinate in the toilet and not a bottle. Yay!
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>>34213629
if you give me a chance, it's like winning the lottery
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>>34213590
You forgot text him constantly
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>>34213627
>answered twice
Someone's eager to scratch somebody up
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>>34213636
My bathroom is literally like 5 steps away and in the same room
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>>34213626
Ok
>>
Remember, if she says no it always means yes
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>>34213636
Let’s go!
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>>34213641
Negging works, cause what you mean the white woman still decided to reply?
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>>34213642
Yes and no both mean no sometimes in my experience
>>
Looking at a white woman makes her think she has a chance.
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>>34213599
I was suicidal until my 30's. You're sabotaging the future you could have. BPD has an 85% remission rate with treatment.
>>
Stupid white women.
>>
I like white girls too. :^)
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>>34213606
Cute if real
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>>34213644
Just bored bro. My other conversation option is back scratching.
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>>34213614
No, I have moles on my back and I don't want you to rip them off.
>>
Why do white moids hate white women so much?
>>
I like girls in general. This is me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1tfpRvT5Dg&t=54s
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White woman. No speak. Great Chief Eagle has spoken.
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>>34213629
Yeah that's basically everything in life
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>>34213655
Their voices sound like male voices. Asian girls sound feminine.
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>>34213655
Just a psyop
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>>34213655
I don't. But mindbroken incels think you're all blacked feminists.
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>glow up
>only women 20 years older than me seem affected
why dude
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>>34213655
You've been misled. I like white girls.
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>>34213639
Hes getting scratched.
>>
Yellow woman. Silence. Great Chief Eagle has spoken.
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>>34213655
Good bait ngl
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>>34213662
oh can we trade? I only attract girls younger than me
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>>34213650
Does wmaf bother you?
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>>34213669
No?
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>>34213655
Ugly
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>>34213655
Too masculine for me desu
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>>34213671
Asian men sometimes send me hate mail because they think my adoptive sister is my gf. Lol.
>>
lesbian relationships must be awesome
your girlfriend buys new trousers, so now you also have new trousers
>>
>>34213674
?
>>
is butt legs
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>>34213677
It is the Queen of Legs but not exactly leg. It's butt
>>
I have very far right views and I want to get into politics to enforce them
>>
Yes
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>>34213675
Assuming she's the same size and shape/height as you
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>>34213624
I do. Why.
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>>34213676
Which part confuses you?
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>>34213642
So if you say no to pegging, you really mean yes.
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>>34213655
White women are the most annoying people in my life
They occupy HR
They're the Kamala voters in my neighborhood
They're the ones with tattoos and piercings
And they're the single moms
Because I live in a mostly white area so I don't have any minorities up close to hate
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>>34213685
Nothing specific, just seeing how much overlap there might be
>>
>>34213687
About who asked? Unless you just felt the sudden urge to share then go ahead I guess.
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>>34213681
We ain't gonna be your cucks
>>
>>34213688
no no no we are not the same
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>>34213675
Most lesbians are fat and dykes
>>
>>34213694
JH is neither
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>>34213693
Here cums my fake dick~
*shoots ropes on your face*
>>
>>34213691
I was providing my reason for asking the question since you put a question mark on your answer >>34213671
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>>34213698
You sound like you have autism.
>>
>>34213695
Jh literally has a bf who spurts out his man goo on her naked ass
>>
>>34213692
I'll make you my cuck
>>
Uh. Ah. Oh yeah. Uh. Yeah. Yeah. Dance. Dance. Aha. Uh. Ah. Hah. Oh yeah! Haha!
>>
Both genders: Are you mainly here to give advice, get advice or lurk?
>>
i want a femanon to grab me by my slutty waist and mercilessly peg me
>>
>>34213706
I'm here for the single, lonely femanons :^)
>>
>>34213706
M
I just like talking to random people
I also like to shitpost every once in a while
>>
>>34213654
Why not just get surgery removal and make sure they're non cancerous
>>
Personally I've found Filipinas to be the most annoying
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>Uh. Ah. Oh yeah. Uh. Yeah. Yeah. Dance. Dance. Aha. Uh. Ah. Hah. Oh yeah! Haha!
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>>34213714
Nta
That costs money and I have a scar on my neck from getting one removed that's 10x uglier than the mole was.
>>
>>34213706
M
Mostly to give advice and chat with girls. I initially showed up here to get advice.
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>>34213706
M
This is a glorified chatroom and anyone who says otherwise is deluding themselves
>>
>>34213691
to be fair, no one asked for your opinion on white women, either
>>
>>34213714
Because I know they aren't cancerous and they're not bothering me so there's no reason to go out of my way to cut em off
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>>34213699
Lol, you're not as good natured as you front.
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>>34213706
Give advice and lurk and prod the thread to continue.
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>>34213715
As a Filipino I find this relatable
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>>34213706
M
Give advice and lurk. Originally came here for femanon pussy
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>>34213723
What the fuck are you on about? Jesus.
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>>34213726
>femanon pussy
A myth. Doesn't exist
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>>34213706
I'm here to post retarded things. This is an anonymous forum. If I want advice I'll fucking think long and hard on it myself or drive somewhere while thinking.
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>>34213726
And you obtained some?
>>
NOOOO THEY KILLED NINE ELEVEN
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>>34213717
Dang I'm sorry anon.
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>>34213709
>just openly mocking me
>>
>>34213733
Good. Idk what that is but heard it was pretty bad
>>
>>34213728
Lol
>>34213730
Yeah, 3
>>
As a woman I like to pretend I have the power to peg a dude cuz I'm dumb like taht lol
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>>34213723
Anon, he's not here in /atoga/ for conversations or to answer questions.
>>
>>34213737
Three? That's a lot. Are you a Chad?
>>
>>34213735
how am I mocking you?
>>
>>34213735
NP isn't as smart as she thinks she is.
>>
>>34213744
No, I just enjoy talking to people. You can go pretty far by being non judgmental and genuinely passionate in conversations
>>
>>34213744
nta
it's not hard to get advice here
>>
>>34213727
?
>>
I liked black swan because I got to see natalie portman's armpits for 2 hours
>>
You guys are all crazy. Fucked up in the head.
>>
>>34213749
Did you hookup with all three? Or end up dating one?
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>>34213746
By being peggable
>>
>>34213756
Not me, literally the nicest, sanest poster in this thread.
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>>34213761
oh, but I thought you only wanted to peg (him)
>>
>>34213758
First was a hookup, 2nd was long date, 3rd didn’t work out. I’m single now and decently happy with it
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>>34213756
What'd we do now?
>>34213762
No, that's probably Oxford 2bh.
>>
>>34213764
I do, and you're making me think about it.
>>
>>34213706
f, I'm in a position rn to help others but I just like answering questions here mainly
>>
I always thought ET was disturbing
>>
It's not the '90s any more and I hate it.
>>
>>34213740
>Anon, he's not here in /atoga/ for conversations or to answer questions
Lol. I guess that's true.
>>
thinking about being pegged until I can't walk or think anymore >_<
>>
>>
>>34213768
Can you help me with something
>>
>>34213773
your samefaggin is actually incredibly obvious, I thought about letting you be, but since you keep doing it, I wonder if you were somehow oblivious to this fact, just thought you should know
>>
When I was growing up I saw a fight between street gangs at a park I went to where everyone involved in the fight was wearing flip flops.

I know this was in Florida so everyone went barefoot or wore some kind of open toed sandals. But seriously. Why the fuck would you wear flip flops to a gang fight? You're gonna fucking trip in those things.
>>
>>34213766
Look around >>34213775
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>>34213779
Why wouldn't you? Hey, my life is just my life, but my Js? now that's actually worth something.
>>
>>34213776
A math problem, or a meth problem?
>>
>>34213775
yup. based.
>>
>>34213779
Were they Latinos
>>
I spend too much time here. Could women date a guy who spends too much time here
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>>34213778
Ok schizo.
>>
>>34213785
Your mind is a prison. It prevents you from trusting in the power of The Force. You carry your prison with you, everywhere you go.
>>
DIE WHITE WOMAN !!

MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSILE! MAGIC MISSLE!
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>>34213785
No thanks, the men who are here are all obsessed weirdos in some way.
>>
>>34213785
They’ll date anyone.
>>
Wow Revan, you really are the Star War!
>>
>>34213790
I'm not a weirdo
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>>34213776
sure thing, ask away
>>
women here seem kinda desperate
>>
>>34213791
Just not a fat and balding guy :^(
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>>34213796
How do I do away with yearning? For good
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>>34213791
Well I don't date white women, so.
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>>34213785
He's not here. So no.
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>>34213793
Wow Meetra, you are the Sith Lords
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>>34213775
Ew, a west coaster.
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>>34213795
If you aren't a weirdo, why do you tug on your pee pee so much?
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have you ever had to deal with a partner commenting on how hot another person is or caught them oggling someone else in public?
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>>34213806
I only masturbate once a week >:(
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>>34213806
it makes the piss come out faster when I pee on my moms boobs
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>>34213791
They won't. :/
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>>34212557
ASOIAF is definitely still high fantasy. A smoke baby assassinates a King for example, lol.
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>>34213655
White women are more loyal to their race
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Something kind of evil about making up a room in your house like an elementary school classroom to post sexy teacher thirst traps.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/q3T2p0_QX4Q
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>>34213807
M
Yes. It sucked. She was really shitty about it.
She flirted with a waitress and basically called me a bitch for asking her to not flirt with other people in front of me.
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>>34213817
>Laotian women getting some mad BWC
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>>34213817
Need me a filipina, laotian, japanese foursome with my BWC
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Any lonely, single femanons lurking?
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any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
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Is there anyone who likes scaring the hoes itt rn atm?
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>>34213825
yeah
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>>34213828
Would you date a fat and balding guy?
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kill all fat and balding guys.

behead fat and balding guys.

roundhouse kick fat and balding guys into the sun.

fry fat and balding guys in a wok.
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>>34213828
Why?
Shouldn't they be in the kitchen?
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not the fat balding anon but god I wish a femanon would kick my ribs while she wears her cutest pair of shoes
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>>34213832
Lol, based.
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Why are you all so obsessed with this fat and balding guy?
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that right there. SOOO much that.... but white women
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>>34213836
He gets all the femanons :^)
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>>34213836
Dunno, he goes through cycles of spamming it and then stops. He’s annoying but I don’t get the hate either
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>>34213836
>all
It's just one guy who's trying to be him for some reason, I think he's jealous? Very weird all around.
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A huge rock field and not a single hole in sight.
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>>34213834
I was skimming the thread and for some reason I read that as "lick my ribs"
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>>34213841
>>34213836
Anons like to shit on mental people.
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I'm gonna develop my own dating app. Hoping to launch in the next 3 months. Wish me luck
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>>34213853
Good luck. Can I name it?
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>>34213856
I already have a name for it and I think it really suits with the app's theme
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>>34213853
Is it for fat and balding guys?
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>>34213860
Dang. I'd name it Donglr or Bleeby
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>>34213799
yearning for what
>>34213807
never, I also wouldn't comment that someone else is hot
>>34213827
yes I love jpegmafia
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>>34213864
https://youtu.be/cP7_ZDpcBsQ
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>>34213861
It's for everyone :) fat and balding guys would probably fair better there than on other apps since one of my integral selling points is pretty interconnected to a user's personality
>>34213862
Why those two? lol
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>>34213866
What's your profit generation model?
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>>34213844
>one guy who's trying to be him for some reason, I think he's jealous?
Gee, I wonder if the fat and balding guy is behind this post? Lmao
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>>34213866
>lol
That's why!
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The harvarice is in full force
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>>34213865
thanks I like this one
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>tfw no zootopia appreciating, tracker music writing gf (female)
you guys wouldn't get it...
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>>34213864
>yearning for what
Love
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>>34213867
Putting a maximum on number of likes you can send in a day and adding a premium to boost that. Also might sell advertising space on a section of the app (sorry for being vague but I don't want to reveal much) that wouldn't be very intrusive and hinder UX. Could probably charge for a global version as well. I still need to do some more research in how to make money off of it but there's a lot of avenues for revenue in the space
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>>34213878
posting alone on a friday night yet again, eh misery poster? nta btw
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>go to chinese restaurant (sit down and eat there with a friend)
>it's great
>go again but get takeout
>portion size is less than half what I got eating in person
This is bullshit.
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>>34213882
You really need to get a grip, faggot. This is insanely cringe
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>>34213790
because you said so, right?
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>>34213887
She has a point, at least about this guy >>34213882
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there needs to be is a dating app where you meet and match people by collaborating on two player minigames vs. other pairs. when you first start the app, you take a quiz where you rate the looks of different guys/girls to build a taste profile and only pairs you to people you'd find attractive in the first place.
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>>34213883
You can tell how much a chinese person likes you by the amount they give you in the takeouts.
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>>34213887
Every dude here is an undersocialized weirdo that spergs and becomes obsessive towards the femanons
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>>34213893
Speaking from experience?
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>>34213893
Some of them become obsessive towards fat and balding males, it seems.
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>>34213885
ok so what?
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nothing makes me feel more powerful than taking my cock out after a long stressful day
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>>34213894
Yes, obviously. The first femanon I got attention from here I stalked for a month until she wrote a massive post telling me to fuck off
>>34213896
Mr Harvey, this schtick is getting old
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>>34213893
so why are you here and not in some other place that has le proper, non-weird, adequately socialized males?
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>>34213900
>Yes, obviously. The first femanon I got attention from here I stalked for a month until she wrote a massive post telling me to fuck off
Oh fuck lol I didn't think I was replying to that side of the situation. Good job retard
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>>34213897
So get a fucking life. Embarassing
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>>34213878
never stop yearning, but don't be desperate about it
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>>34213893
wait ur not even a woman faggot holy yshit but youre out here speaking for women.... just get a manmade vagina already dickhead
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>>34213900
I was kind of neutral on this whole "drama"
but seeing your post, I think I'm on f&b's side, you're insane
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>>34213878
You can strive while yearning, but other anon is right. Keep your dignity intact
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>>34213905
eh i think i'm good lol
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>>34213902
Every dude includes me, and I like this place sometimes, been here a while. Autists are interesting and I can unmask and be authentic with you guys
>>34213904
Kek
>>34213908
I’m not the guy who hates him, I don’t care. He also posted his first name and where he lives before, I didn’t have to look for it
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men, how much of a green or red flag is a woman that has fairly masculine hobbies, I enjoy woodwork, archery, rifle shooting (not hunting), I'm ok with computers but I don't like tech stuff.
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Do genders have any plans for this weekend?
Also, how was January?
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>>34213913
Red flag
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>>34213900
Is Harvey Dent the fat and malding guy?
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>>34213913
Not a red flag at all for me. I like pistols and rifles and would enjoy dating a woman I could go to the range with every now and then.
Any kind of creative hobby is a big green flag in my book.
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>>34213917
>charming public figure
Yes, it adds up
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>>34213913
i like having new interests to learn about so it's neutral for me, whats important to me is if a girl does more than watch movies and is willing to tism out about her interests
>>34213914
january was terrible, my plan this weekend is like my plan for every other weekend until i die, work on my projects alone
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>>34213913
Nobody gives a fuck about your hobbies, dumb cunt.
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>>34213913
Pretty green, I like tomboys.
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>>34213913
The women who are more chill seem to be gun nuts from what I've seen. I've never been able to snag one myself.
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>>34213913
I don't really map hobbies onto the whole masculine feminine thing, ironically though I do think you can enjoy hobbies femininely or masculinely.
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>>34213614
Never had sex but in general it's quite hot desu
>>34213648
I'm really glad you're doing better now <3
I have no future though everything is shit
I was playing Sonic 3 & Knuckles with a baddie (she was Amy I was Tails) and she said she wasn't looking for anything serious at the moment and went home
I did some ring harvesting in Sonic Unleashed but my roommates will be up soon
My life is just shit. I'm a bartender and dropped out of school and have nothing else. Sorry just need a cry then will go sleep
I'm really glad you're doing better now though. I just don't know how to fix myself I'm such a gigaloser.
>>34213876
>zootopia appreciating, tracker music writing
Bro wants a tranner gee eff
>>34213913
That's really awesome
>>34213914
Based adventure time poster <3
Uhh January was fucking shit and I'll spend all weekend bedrotting, working, calling my mom and drinking, hbu?
Fuck my roommate's up I gotta go bed cuz 7am
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>>34213921
I do. It's nice to be able to spend time with a gf that isn't just Netflix.
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I want to move to a big city but the job market is so cooked that there's no way I'd be able to find work and live as good as I do now living with my parents, but I hate being a virgin and not having my own place so much
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I need help. I really like this girl but since we met up irl I really cant get past how flat she is. Shes so sweet and kind but it makes me so sad, what do i do to get over this?
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>>34213926
Point is that men aren't in a position to be able to filter bitches based on their hobbies. You're not going to turn down anyone because she doesn't have x hobby.
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>>34213925
>Bro wants a tranner gee eff
untrue!! thats why i specified gf (female) and not gf (male)! don't remind me my interests are full of traps...
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>>34213925
>I'm really glad you're doing better now though. I just don't know how to fix myself I'm such a gigaloser.
Thanks, bro. Just keep up with your prescriptions for starters.
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>>34213929
skill issue
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>>34213929
Tag me in and let me date her instead
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>>34213914
f, January was ok but it went by too fast. today I'm just chilling and reading Nietzsche
>>34213915
please elaborate
>>34213918
I think it would be fun to go on a hike and just setup some targets in the bushland
>>34213920
I have ADHD so I can't sit still through movies
>>34213921
love you too
>>34213923
I'm not a gun nut but for my next rifle I want to get an owyhee, they're so cute. I wish I could get a semi licence for rifles (used to have a handgun licence but it lapsed)
>>34213924
I feel like hobbies are pretty naturally more masculine or feminine. I feel like the only place that's equal is the gym, and even then there's no guys in my pilates class
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>mfw I stayed up late enough to do two days' worth of NYT Games and aced both of them
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>>34213930
>men aren't in a position to be able to filter bitches based on their hobbies
Who says
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>>34213937
>I have ADHD so I can't sit still through movies
is this the secret, i need to find an ADHD hoe? i can hardly sit through movies too, i even watch my yt videos at like 2.5x speed desu
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>>34213932
Lmap I'm sorry my guy. I am just being honest as a tracker music producer and a furfag degen in the furaffinity crew. They are all gaylords and tranners. The actual women in those communities are a needle in a haystack autists. If you want a relationship or sexo you need to compromise your standards bro cuz you are playing on hardmode rn. Anyway it's 7am here gonna get like 3hrs sleep lol nite
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>>34213930
>Point is that men aren't in a position to be able to filter bitches based on their hobbies
I am.
>>34213930
>You're not going to turn down anyone because she doesn't have x hobby.
So far I haven't in the negative sense. But I've turned down women for dumb shit like astrology and tarot cards.
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>>34213913
uh gee i dunno let me think guns are heavy metal objects which can kill ppl and require a lot of physical strength and hand-eye coordination to operate, produce a lot of physical force/recoil, require discipline and a systematic approach to safety protocols, meanwhile women are by nature weak, undisciplined and dont have a systematic bone in their bodies and their reflexes suck...
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>>34213930
I would, and have. You're overestimating how desperate other men are, not everyone is hopelessly optionless like you.
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>>34213942
gn anon. i'm not even a furfag ;_;
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>>34213925
>Uhh January was fucking shit and I'll spend all weekend bedrotting, working, calling my mom and drinking, hbu?
Hopefully February is less shit.
Doing a little bedrotting and drinking myself, at least tonight.
Might play some StarCraft with a bro if he's free, otherwise I'm just gonna study, do chores and read.
>>34213937
>I think it would be fun to go on a hike and just setup some targets in the bushland
Sounds fun as hell.
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>>34213944
>a lot of physical strength to operate
you are more effeminate and frail than most women. Bend over, your bussy is my property now.
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>>34213937
>please elaborate
If I'm dating a girl I wanna date a girl not some "my hobbies are so masculine xd I'm one of the boys!!!" Performative chick, reeks of mental illness. If I wanna hang out with a guy I have friends.
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>>34213948
That sounds comfy and good <3 find a healthy balance hopefully. Scarcraft is a cool game. What you drinking?
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>>34213940
Anon thinks we're all Seth Rogan looking fucks like himself. Poor theory of mind.
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>>34213945
Yeah, that's why you're on 4chan with me on the weekend, right?
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>>34213950
nta but you seem like an unpleasant individual
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>>34213950
True. The fact that she had to ask atoga for validation proves that she's the pickme type.
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>>34213933
>Just keep up with your prescriptions
I'm really sorry but I flushed all my meds
I hate them, I hate the side effects, I hate how they make me feel, I hate being a robot, I hate it hate it hate it all
I'm not fucking bipolar my old psych was a hack. I don't want to be brainwashed and become niggerlicious.
I will become homeless again before taking my meds again lmao, I don't give a fuck anymore. I will perish in truth before becoming a ghost. We all have a choice!
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>>34213937
>I feel like the only place that's equal is the gym
That's actually a pretty recent development. When I was a teenager the gym I went to had only one female regular.
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>>34213952
I never actually played the first one, but my bro grew up with it.
Probably gonna get rolled lol. Wish he'd play Warcraft III with me sometime, but he's not interested
I'm drinking Pacifico Clara, a nice Mexican pilsner. I drank a bunch of Elysian's Space Dust IPA this month, too. Don't see myself drinking nearly as much next month.
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>>34213955
Not him, but I agree with him. You're a real sourpuss, anon.
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>>34213944
>guns
>require a lot of physical strength
Found the nogunz.
Either that you're 80lbs.
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>>34213958
or she could just be insecure.
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>>34213963
Careful, he'll start spamming the screenshot about men checking out.
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>>34213966
She knows what she's doing, women are good at this game. They don't even know they're doing it most of the time
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>>34213959
>I'm not fucking bipolar my old psych was a hack
Don't you have some pretty wild hallucinations? What else is causing that?
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>>34213963
>>34213968
>mannn i have sooo many options, I'm not an optionless loser like you :)
>that's why I will choose to spend my optionful weekend also on 4chan with you
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>>34213941
I watch YouTube 2x as well. seems like we'd be a good match then
>>34213944
archery is way harder than shooting is. I don't draw a heavy bow (30 pounds) and when I have a friend use even a 20 pound bow they struggle to keep up with me
>>34213950
I'm curious to see how much of a turn off it is more than anything I'm like a tomboy in my interests but not my fashion
>>34213960
my gyms about 5050 but guys seem to spend longer in the free weights room and there it's more like 70 30 split
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>>34213977
Damn, I wish I was extroverted like you, trying out hobbies seems like so much fun.
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Femanons, why did (You) have sex with this anon? >>34213726 >>34213737
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>>34213976
I know we're all named Anonymous, but we're not the same guy that you are.
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>>34213976
It's 2am.
Is there no middle ground between incel and college kid who parties all night?
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>>34213958
Don't we ask the same type of questions?
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>>34213983
We do. Anon is just some sperg upset that someone is asking the opposite gender anything, for reasons that only really make sense in his rich interior world.
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>>34213984
Actually lol'd at this.
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Jesus, women seething kek
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>>34213706
lurk until there's something actually worth discussing, with the occasional blogpost thrown in`
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>>34213978
I'm very introverted, I generally keep to myself with my hobbies
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>>34213989
Now women itt at this hour
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Why don't single, lonely femanons just date fat and balding guys?
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>>34213995
I don't think most of us are fat or balding though
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I am neither for the record
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>>3421399
I am both, also for the record. :^)
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If you don’t get yours I won’t get mine, as well
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>>34214002
prosocial.
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What's up guys
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>>34214004
Don’t look at me like that
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>>34214000
>indirect instaseethe reply

lol
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https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJadOXMg3
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJadOXMg3
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJadOXMg3

important poll for moids
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>>34214012
please define these characteristics for us
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>>34214013
R u srs u bald fatso
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>>34214013
if you have to ask...
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State gender
Should I advertise my future dating app to you nerds or to normies? I don't want to compete with duolicious and get too many weird people but I also don't know where I'd advertise
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>>34214017
Def normies
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>>34214014
>>34214016
I'm neither, I just think its worth mentioning so some anons can come to grips with what they actually are
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>>34214019
This, I know I'm fat and balding, and I'm not afraid to mention it.
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>>34214017
Isn't duolicious dead? You're not going to get funding if the people using the app are troubled or connected to 4channel. Family friendly for normies is the best way, like with youtube channels.
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>>34214017
f, I'm going to be real I wouldn't bother with a dating app, make a friend finding map or a better version of tagmap that doesn't have the disgusting fetishes on it
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>>34214026
That's honestly equally, if not more dangerous, since it doesn't even require a level of dedication, someone can just open it up and stalk people.
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>>34214027
how is it more dangerous? just roughly show location and tags. if I could find an easy way to meet people that have similar tags it would be awesome
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The culture is shifting.
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>>34214032
Are these streamers/OF thots?
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Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
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>>34214040
Not for long, once I get level 35 Ulfric is toast
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>>34214026
>tagmap
Interesting, never heard of it but I think it's a good concept - it's just way too connected to 4chan. Maybe I can do something like that, demand is probably not as high but there aren't as many products filling that need
>>34214027
What exactly do you mean by dedication in this context?
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>>34214045
>Not for long, once I get level 35 Ulfric is toast
Thalmor hands
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damn

is there literally anyone not in the epstein files?
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>>34214049
y'know, a barrier of entry, and needing to be liked by the girl before you can really stalk her beyond just a general she's around status, and if the app is properly moderated, the dedication to make another profile, possibly with another phone and another person's picture again
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>>34213913
very green flag
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>>34214052
I can say with some certainty that I’m not in there
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>>34214052
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA01245620.pdf

Page 8, middle of paragraph 1 confirms JH, korrasamiposter, and all other black femanons are NOT involved with Epstein
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Even in my dreams women reject me,
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>>34214052
Lol. Didn't expect that.
He's right about the sensitive part, moot rage quit 4chan after anons busted his balls over an xoJane thot curving him.
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>>34214052
Do tards not realize that being in the files doesn't mean you did anything? Epstein was a businessman.
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>>34214065
Anon...
Moot went to Google literally right after he met with Epstein.
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>>34214054
KYC would stop this but I feel like it might be a major user deterrent for anyone that has never made an account with some financial platform since they seem to be the only ones that require it
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>>34214045
>level 35
Build?
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>>34213914
F
Lol no
Cold and terrible
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>>34214072
That's a feature, not a bug.
Dating apps all require some baseline level of userbase filtering.
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>>34214075
I'll keep you warm.
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>>34213914
M
Just doing some reading.
Warm and sunny with rainy spells.
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>>34213914
I'm visiting some friends out of town tomorrow, today I'm just sitting at home and baking.
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Girls, my sink was horribly clogged from me shaving recently, and I took a plunger and solved the problem without calling my dad. Are you proud of me?
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>>34214088
I'm proud of you
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All women are taken, but not all men are taken.
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>>34214088
Good job anon!
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Was 2016 the last good year for meaningful music, something that would move people? Everything sounds like shitty AI slop now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nezwjuAuFV8
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>>34214077
Fair enough. Thank you for the brain storming anon :)
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>>34214073
Pure mage
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>>34214088
Only if it was a dedicated sink plunger. I once used a silicone funnel with my finger stuck in the end bc we didn't have one.
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>>34214034
NTA. Naturally. They have to bait gamers into their stream, even if it's just for ad revenue.
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>>34214104
>those foids think they can compare to 2d
lol
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>>34214096
no 1916 was the last good year in music
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>>34214114
>>>/a/
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Any silver chads ITT?
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>>34214116
that still doesnt invalidate the fact that 2d women are better
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>>34214117
didn’t buy but called it in the summer
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>>34214117
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>>34214119
Same. I don't have enough money to actually invest.
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>>34214117
Yeah.
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>>34214122
I’m thinking I’m gonna start, even if it’s 10 dollars here and there, couldn’t hurt
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>>34214094
I’m not taken. But I’m ready
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>>34214117
I'm planning to buy silver on Tuesday or Friday if it stays low
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Males, what's more inportant in a woman, face or body?
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>>34214132
If I love her? Face. If I want to just fuck her? Body
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>>34214132
Definitely face.
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>>34214132
Face. If we're on dates, I don't want to look at a fucking ugly face. I hate ugly girls.
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>>34214117
Yeah. While I don't understand anything about investing, my finance bro made me buy a lot of silver around Christmas 2024. It's been enjoyable.
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>>34214133
>>34214134
>>34214135
Okay and what's a pretty face? Just doing a survey and would like to compare answers. It would be even more interesting if it turns out you guys are from different parts of the world where beauty standarts are as far apart as the poles.
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>>34214139
>Okay and what's a pretty face?
Alizee/Hayley Williams
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>>34214125
>>34214138
You anons holding up alright?
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>>34214139
Well there's all sorts of different faces that are very pretty. I hate a ton of makeup and I despise plastic surgery of any kind. I like REAL faces, and I like cute noses, pretty eyes, maybe face shaped like more of an oval than a circle.

Also though, if a guy grows to like you as a person, he'll become attracted to your face too.
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>>34214139
I like girls with chubby cheeks and full lips, love smiles
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>>34214144
Yeah, why would I not be? I'm not attached emotionally to the money I invest, I only invest money I'm perfectly fine with losing. And I did not lose any money.
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what if women were this cute?
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Why the fuck is Facebook Dating confirmating pictures of babies?
Who the fuck swipe right on this?!!
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Yeah, too much money, ain't enough money
You know the feds listening,
nigga what money?
I'm a made nigga
I should dust something
You niggas on the bench
Like the bus coming
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>>34214161
I dont even know who I am anymore
im getting too much money
I dont give a fuck if I go blind, I dont need to see the pricetag anyway
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>>34214156
The discrepancies between women and men would be even greater.
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im going to say it
sensual handjobs are most of the time better than sex
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>>34214166
This is an okay opinion to have but you have to recognize that you probably think this because you are unable to get comfortable during sex.
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>>34214167
Too real
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>>34214167
no such thing as comfortable sex
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>>34212570
>why are men so sexually perverted compared to women on average, what causes this? the most tame male fetishes usually eclipse like 90% of womens' fetishes and gooning. its very odd how heavily skewed that is.
Minotaurs, Werewolves, Centaurs, DDLG, CNC, serial killers, etc.
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>>34212570
women are the real perverts which is why they have to be kept on a leash
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Why do women always complain about and hate men? I really didn't choose to be male and presumably I wouldn't have chosen it if I could.
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>>34214177
that's their form of racism
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>>34214177
Take a nap, incel
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>>34212003
I don't understand why women do things like this. In uni i met a cute girl, se's a bit autistic and nerdy, but we share a lot of interests, same music, played the same instrument, we really hit it off and we can talk for hours, she laughs until crying when talking to me. She started going to the gym after hearing me talk about it a lot, asking me for advice on exercises and shit.
So after about a month of talking, i decide i'm gonna ask her out. The next day while waiting for a bus to uni, another girl (who is already engaged) tells me that the nerdy girl is going on a date with some 35 year old albanian guy and everyone in our friend group is freaking out and telling her not to go. Apparently the guy goes to the gym not to work out but just to ask women out, he's 35 and unemployed, basically a NEET, but his dad is rich so he doesn't have to work. And he cold approached the nerdy girl, she gave him his number. She is 20. Anyways she was only dating him during the day in public spaces because she is afraid of him. From her description of him, he's some weak unathletic 35 year old albanian NEET, he couldn't keep up with her (a 120lbs 20 year old girl) exercises in the gym. She squats more than him.

I'm feeling a little heartbroken. I've always been of the opinion that you should build some rapport or friendship with a woman before asking her out. But it seems women are not of that opinion, and literally anyone will do if they approach them. When i asked her why she went put with him if she is scared, she said "well he asked me out, so why would i say no"? She is (or well, was) a virgin with 0 relationship experience too so i just think much less of her now for going for what i'd describe as a loser guy, though i'm sad i didn't get to go out eith her since i liked her.

What did i do wrong in this situation? Did i just get unlucky? What is my lesson from this? I fail to find any.
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>>34214177
They love men (Chad)
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>>34214184
Did you ask her out
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>>34214184
Massive blackpill.
>why she went put with him if she is scared
That's just her cop out. She was attracted to him. If she didn't like him, she would have just ghosted him after his number.
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Girls what are your thoughts about people who post in this thread: >>>/jp/50623350
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>>34214191
I don't really think of them.
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Ladies, how would you feel if you matched with a guy who asked if your friend in the picture, was single?
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>>34214198
That he's hallucinating. I don't have any friends.
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Don't you consider your boyfriend a friend?
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Epstien files are up. Jeffy posted on /u/, /gif/ and /v/. He was friends with Moot and got permabanned Xbox Live for trashtalking.
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>>34214203
I'm a dude and I don't consider girlfriend a friend, girlfriends are expendable, you're probably gonna break up at some point but friends are forever. I've been friends with some people for 24 years now
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>>34214205
/ourguy/
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>>34214205
why the fuck is it on /gif/
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>>34214203
He's my best friend.
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>>34214210
He made a thread posting Overwatch futanari porn.

https://archived.moe/gif/thread/10501788/
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>>34214207
That’s ridiculous, I’m friend with all of my exes. Beside the one’s that I’ve sexually harassed in the workplace.
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>>34214184
>I don't understand why women do things like this.
Are women not allowed to have friends?
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>>34214177
>Why do women always complain about and hate men?
Don't know. Why do you always complain about and hate women?
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Is online dating the only way to meet women these days?
>don't want to date a coworker
>tried joining hobby classes and almost all participants were couples or middle-aged women
>tried volunteering and almost all participants were retirees
>don't want to go around asking people I know to set me up with single women they know as I don't want to sound like a loser
>don't want to pay for a matchmaker as I don't want to pay to meet women
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>>34214132
>Males, what's more inportant in a woman, face or body?
Face, definitely. Any time I'm actually interacting with a woman, it's her face I'm looking at.
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everyday i get proven that i should stick to 2d
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>>34214227
It dosen’t help that if you go anywhere as a single man alone, they will kick you out if you make it too obvious that you’re there to meet women. And that even include bars nowaday!
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i cant wait for waifubots
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>>34214017
>Should I advertise my future dating app to you nerds or to normies?
Without knowing anything about what (if anything) makes this app different from others, or what your target audience is, I've no idea.
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>>34214224
I don't?
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>>34213913
Being good at woodwork is a plus. The rest I don't care either way.
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>>34214209
Truly
He earned a rite or passage every dudebro strives for
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>>34214223
I meant i don't get why she would lose her virginity to a mid 30s NEET who shares none of her interests. Like she herself said that she was afraid of him and he came across as weird and had no hobbies or interests.

>>34214188
I guess, but then why couldn't she name a single thing about him that she found attractive except "he asked me out"? And in her descriptions of him she described him as a loser. So where does the attraction come from? What is attractive about a mid 30s NEET who's weaker than a woman?

>>34214187
I was going to, but as i wrote, she has a boyfriend now.
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>>34214230
>It dosen’t help that if you go anywhere as a single man alone, they will kick you out if you make it too obvious that you’re there to meet women
I don't feel that way. I just feel like it's hard to meet women. I feel like a third wheel in events full of couples.

Yeah I guess bars and pubs do work.
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>>34214243
I never hated him. I think it's sad how everyone he helped threw him under the bus.
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Would anyone pay for socks or feet videos of a man with small flat feet?
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>>34214237
it sort of makes me autistic about furniture. like I don't want to buy shit tier Flatpack stuff, I'd rather procrastinate for 4 months and build a solid timber cat tower
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>>34214191
It’s weird that we get the spotlight like that.
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It’s -1 freedom units this morning. Now accepting body pillow cat man bf.
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>>34214254
Go and get one yourself.
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>>34214255
The store isn’t open yet
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>>34214253
Hello.
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Any single, lonely femanons here?
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>>34214205
>got permabanned Xbox Live for trashtalking.
Kek. Any indication what game?
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>>34214177
In group preference + the women are wonderful effect
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>>34211995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdgbTEE8GJE
I remember sometime last year some cunt was shaming some dude who liked Haru Urara because she thought it was some sort of sexual deviance and I think you own that anon an apology. I think a lot of the sexual deviance women complain about is merely nothing more than projection. This song is so sweet and touching, yet women for some reason refuse to let men to have any sort of wholesome content.
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>>34214277
Women rely on sexual deviance because the truth is they can't bear to not be the center of male attention, so anything they see as competition they'll shame and attack.
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>>34212570
Femanons here literally admitted to sleeping with their uncles and cousins.
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>>34214277
We are just creeped out by how much men like the combination of women that look fully grown (= have boobs) but act like little kids.

I mean you literally linked a song with a sexy woman singing in put on cutesy baby voice... That's not a new thing nor is it exclusive to anime/manga but I feel it's legitimate to be creeped out by, still.
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>>34214177
There's a whole bunch of social science that say men are oppressed today that came to light recently in a scientific fraud case so I'm not surprized.
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>>34214266
Good morning anon
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>>34214282
If you are intimidated by a drawing that's literally just toxic femininity and your inability to actually be a good and interesting person. You're problem not mine, get fucked cunt.
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>>34214282
>everything that isn't attracted to me is pedophilia
>anything that has to do with being a child or childlike is sexual
See, women only think in sexual terms to the point they don't even realize it.
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>>34214287
You enjoy your sexy babies anon.
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>>34214289
I see you are.
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>>34214286
Would you date a fat and balding guy?
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>>34214289
I like how you proved his point.
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>>34214288
>anything that has to do with being a child or childlike is sexual
You are deliberately ignoring that I pointed out the issue is the combination of sex appeal and babyvoice, the babyvoice and general childlike, wide-eyed innocence as something sexy and desirable.

Also I don't go crusading against anime exactly. It was just asked what the issue is. It can be unnerving to someone not used to it.
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>>34214293
Sorry, I don't debate pedophiles.
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>>34214293
There is something legitimately wrong with you if you look at Haru Urara and think "sexy appeal".
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>>34214295
>it's kind of weird to combine child tropes with sex tropes
>no YOU are into children!!!
Strong argument.
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>>34214299
I'm not the one making that argument, you are.
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>>34214299
>I think this horse is too sexy
>It's a horse anon
>Yeah but its too sexy
>...What is wrong with you its a horse?
>HOW DARE YOU WANT TO FUCK THIS HORSE
kek
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>>34214298
Eh that's putting it too strong. Again it is just weird to me to see a woman who looks grown (16-21) and has curves, but if you just heard her voice you'd think she was five with a lisp. And it gets weirder still if their personality is also shown to be incredibly naïve.

Again though for the record I realize this is hardly a new thing or exclusive to any genre. Old school Hollywood celebrities often also deliberately did more girlish voices. Still creeps me out though. I think if you watch a lot of the genre you just don't see it any longer because it's so common and you focus on the specific storyline. But as a new watcher it is jarring.
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>>34214227
Social media is how I see most couple meet. The other option is having a strong social life - friend of friends.
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>>34214304
I see you can read minds and want to desperately trying to say that you aren't the problem here.
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>>34214301
>>34214302
Are you trying to imply the singer is NOT putting on a cutesy baby voice?
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>>34214304
>nice little pick me up song about believing in yourself and that winning isn't everything
>you: this horse is a child and its too sexy
>>34214308
Women can have voices that high naturally, sure its not the norm, but I wouldn't expect an orc (read: western woman) to understand that.
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>>34214308
Japanese women have some of the highest piched voices in the world, which range around 300 to 350 hz while the average in the west is 165 to 255 hz. So of course it will sound childish in English, but you don't care about cultural sensitivity and authenticity, do you? You only care about enforcing your ideas like the cultural imperialist fascist you are.
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Do women masturbate in front of a mirror?
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>>34214309
Yeah okay if you think that's her natural singing voice I'm just out, then you really just want to believe. It's not just the pitch, either.
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>>34214317
Imagine being this close minded. I'm glad that there will be less women like you around in the future.
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>>34214313
Kek anon I alreeady spontaneously acknowledged sexy baby voice is hardly exclusive to any culture. See https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yhRndyeOuOk for anyone interested.

Will always creep me out though and I don't care which culture it comes from either.
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It's unironically over for fat and balding guys.
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>>34214319
Notice how you are the only one applying "sexy" to this voice. There is legitimately something wrong with you. But I guess being creeped out by yourself and projecting it onto other people isn't something new to you.
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>>34214318
Not like I'm saying it should not be allowed or people that enjoy it are necessarily perverts or whatever. I'm just saying I do personally find it creepy and why. That stirs up a lot of emotion, fine. But it's no more than that. People are allowed to dislike the things you enjoy. I would never insinuate anything bad about anyone for enjoying whatever kind of media they consume.
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>>34214321
Of course, the rest of the anons responding enjoy it so I don't have skin in the game. But seriously compare her voice to the dubbed version of Spirited Away - Chihiro is an actual child but still manages not to sound like this.
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>>34214322
Fair enough and it vindicates my position of never talking to women again.
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>>34214325
There are many reasons to like a voice and I think people more like the song because of the idea being communicated more than "child voice" like you're fixating on.
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>>34214313
NTA but they do it on purpose as a way to signal deference and powerlessness (being small, weak, and ultimately childlike). It's not natural.
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>>34214277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLy3sKTvdmE
Tokai Teio legit has the N-word pass which makes her superior
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>>34214329
I did not try to dispute that, what you say here is pretty much what I meant by that I'm sure if you watch a lot of content like this, you don't even notice, so the complete opposite of liking it -because- it's childlike. I am just saying what it looks like to me as someone not used to it.
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>>34214333
>posting broken leg Teio
It's too sad, I prefer pre-broken leg Teio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgbywD_590s
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I wish to be reborn female one day too
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>>34214331
It actually is but if you want to do this weird girlboss, feminist, delusional history shit I'm not going to stop you. Women in the west have such deep voices that many non-westerners mistake them for men when they hear the audio.
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>>34214314
I have a few times and I'm sure most women that masturbate a lot have tried it, even if just to change it up or know what it looks like.

That said I don't think it's common. Female masturbation is often depicted in a very sexualized manner, like women moaning breathily while throwing their head back and fondling their own breasts. Most of us also just sit cramped behind the computer with a furious hand somewhere in the pants we only wear at home. It's not inherently sexier than male masturbation.
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>>34214341
It is not "feminist delusional history", anon lmao I'm a speech therapist, it's a well studied phenomenon.
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>>34214344
Then you know you're bullshitting and that western women have the lowest voices in the world. They are essentially voicecels.
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>>34214344
I see you're living up to the: "Anything a man can do I can do worse" stereotype
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>>34214348
Makes sense because Western women are basically men without the penis and the physiology. Probably why we are going extinct, out competed by every other race in femininity and I bet feminism didn't help with that either.
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>>34214345
Different anon but realize it is also something people have mixed feelings on. I have a somewhat high natural speaking voice as a woman but I deliberately tried to lower it a bit (or "watch" myself say high-pitched things) because throughout my childhood boys would repeat what I said in a super annoying, whiny, high-pitched drawl and it made me feel like someone who could not be taken seriously. It was especially jarring when you tell someone to quit doing something and they just crack up and go
>staaahhhhwp it

Being taken seriously is more important for your overall happiness than being considered "cute". You see this to the most extreme point with female politicians like Thatcher that got therapy specifically to lower their voice and sound more trustworthy and in control - because feminine voices come with a TON of super negative associations.
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>>34214348
we already know that white women are just defective men, its white men aren't marrying them.
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>>34214314
sometimes I play with my boobs in the mirror and push them together as if I was doing paizuri but I don't actually masturbate in the mirror
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>>34214354
They never stood a chance when they release kino like this for use to enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQMwzy1cP4c
Like god damn, I wish I was asian if I got to see and hear women at pretty as her on the reg
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>>34214359
makuri is cuter when she talks because she has a japanese-australian accent that is really cute, but when she sings she sounds way too american and as an american I hate that.
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>>34214355
How much did you enjoy that this turns anons here on?
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>>34214345
They do not. Black women tend to have lower pitch on average compared to white women.
There are obviously biological factors in pitch, related to testosterone and to height. Asian women tend to have lower testosterone compared to white women and black women, and they tend to be shorter which explains part of it. But the biological differences do not explain the large difference in pitch, especially between women of the same size.

There are several studies that show how women in asian use higher pitch on purpose, because of cultural factors. There is also studies that show that when there was a huge push for women to become "girlbosses" in Japan, the average pitch lowered.
It's a well studied phenomenon. You're literally just ignorant.

>>34214348
I'm not saying that they do not have a higher pitch, I'm saying that they have a higher pitch because of cultural reasons and not biological one. A lot of western women do the same thing when they're trying to be cutesy (eg: talking to kids) or polite (eg: customer service voice).
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>>34214359
HOLY SHIT I'M IN LOVE
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>>34214262
Hi. How are you?
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>>34214362
I find it funny, in a good way
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>>34212978
Maybe in uncivilised parts of the world, but anywhere with decency this would be considered wrong/
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I recently got my first job and I'm sitting next to an Indian woman that keeps on staring at me. She isn't unattractive but I'm not interested at all in her, is there something I can do that can instantly just snuff her interest in me while also not coming across as unhinged like putting a copy of Mein Kampf or something on my desk?
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>>34214354
>its white men aren't marrying them
My people are leaving these shores, never to return...
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>>34214359
You've seen nothing yet anon, this is a 51 year old Japanese man

https://youtu.be/YbG9d1CHU10

>Inb4 the covers are edited
They're just built different, he looks like that on the carpet too
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>>34214355
Lol, that's cute.
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>>34214372
>she thinks all Japanese men are hot
Oh boy... you never saw that video did you?
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>>34214340
Autogynephilia is dangerous.
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>>34214371
more just disappearing than leaving shores, whites actually become so small that the jews are set to pass them in 2060
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>>34214376
>she
Japanese guys are just fuckable, I'm basically straight if I'm going native
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>>34214379
Globally, or in the US?
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>>34214380
>>she
The Japanese thought the same thing of Dutch men which is why so many of them were raped in the POW camps and I can assure you that they aren't.
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I've never had a gf therefore I am entitled to a woman who never had a bf and vice versa.
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>>34214377
Its a perfectly fine fetish.
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>>34214380
Are you a fag?
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>>34214381
globally
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>>34214386
I just said I'm straight
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>>34214384
>Its a perfectly fine fet-ACK
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>>34214384
Look at the suicide rates, anon.
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>>34214389
Why would you lie like that?
>>34214390
Can we not shartypost? I'd appreciate it.
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>>34214314
>Do women masturbate in front of a mirror?
Yes. I used to do it a lot when I was much more insecure.
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You people's reaction to us wanting to fuck men from other ethnicity is the reason why we know you're not actually into foreign girls, and it's literally all just raceplay. Probably from intense personal insecurity so you latch onto perceived racial "superiority".

Weird, and honestly icky in the very creepy, very "we should leave this place so we can get away from that guy" way.
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>>34214395
If you want to fuck ugly Japanese men that's on you, literally no one cares about you and if you died we would continue on.
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>>34214383
You're not entitled to anything. You can hold out for it if you wish to.
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>>34214391
Are you really so retarded you can;t tell the difference between someone that wants to become a women, and someone that finds the idea hot but is perfectly happy with their real body in normal life?
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>>34214391
Nta. Suicide rates aren’t because of the fetish. You pretend to know about rates but not the cause?
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>>34214377
I have no autogynephilia. I just want to be a woman.
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>>34214392
I'm not lying. I am straight. Just because I'm attracted to some males 12 000 kilometers doesn't mean I'm not straight, my heterosexuality evolved to function inside my small population group that consists of people genetically close to me
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>>34214396
See, very weird reaction.
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>>34214395
>Weird, and honestly icky in the very creepy, very "we should leave this place so we can get away from that guy" way.
That's the point and that's why passport bros are a thing, you don't leave so we have to escape.
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>>34214219
HOLY FUCKING BASED
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>>34214400
Why?
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>>34214403
>weird reaction
>she says as she breaks down over passport bros
No one falls for female projection over your own insecurities anymore, the less you are around and fucking foreign men the better it is for us because we don't have to deal with you. That is how terrible you are, that is why the marriage rates are so low. We wouldn't even notice you were gone... Or we would but we would be so thankful that the memory of you would quickly wash away.
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>>34214406
What do you mean why, I just want to. What's wrong with that?
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>>34214219
He types like a typical boomer. Lol
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>>34214404
Passport bros are weird not because they fuck foreign woman, they're weird because they're weird insecure misogynistic creatures that treat women like items, but also keep peaking back and go see "this thing is so much better than you" nobody would care if they simply married some foreign girl and moved on with their life.

Again, it's all just a weird raceplay, power fetish thing. Sad men.
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https://youtu.be/qBy7cSJS0TA
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>>34214408
Why do you want to?
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>>34214399
What's the cause?
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My moid keeps liking pictures of women in underwear (including European celebrities and Japanese gravure sluts) on twitter and Instagram :(
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>>34214411
>more gymnastics over your own insecurities
Again, we would be happy if you left to fuck foreign men, I can't express how much we want you to not be around us. Both on this thread and in a national sense.
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>>34214410
The insidious part of that is Epstein probably knows who posted what, so he posts on /gif/ with a thread that mostly targets younger audiences, Fnaf vidya, SFM, and then he probably goes to the servers to find out who posted in his thread, to find the underage gooners
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>>34214413
I already said that I just want to and I don't see any reason to live if I have to be male, it's pointless to be male
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>>34214417
See, "We", "us", "national", it's always a power thing.
Insecurity.
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>>34214416
What's wrong with appreciating the female beauty

PS irs wrong to call other girls sluts just because they show skin
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>>34214411
>this thing is so much better than you" nobody would care if they simply married some foreign girl and moved on with their life.
It's more telling other men and yeah it is so much better
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>>34214411
>raceplay
But I'm white, and I want to fuck French girls.
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>>34214420
It is for you, yes. You can't cope over the fact that we don't want you around. To the point where you're the female version of the creepy dude that no matter how much you tell him to fuck off, he doesn't fuck off.
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>>34214419
>I already said that I just want to
Ok, so you just don't know. Good talk.
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>>34214411
This. I married a foreign man and I can't imagine spending my time online berating men from my country because I ended up with someone who was born somewhere else.

It's a very odd thing to do.
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>>34214421
>What's wrong with appreciating male dicks?
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>>34214427
So you're basically the thing you complain about. Bet your foreign husband is very "happy".
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>>34214416
Tell him it makes you upset and ask him to stop. It's really disrespectful of him to do, if you're in a relationship you should not spend your time publicly showing appreciation to random women. Especially bikini models.
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>>34214432
None of these "women" are "happy" its why they are here complaining about everything, including things that they did themselves but don't want you to do.
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>>34214432
What did I complain about, exactly?

He seems perfectly happy.

>>34214434
Again, what did I complain about?
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>>34214436
Are you seriously that dumb that context clues allude you? Wait don't answer that, of course you are!
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>>34214395
F
I genuinely think it's weird when women want to date/sleep with black guys because I just don't find anything about them attractive. It leads me to think it's for social reasons rather than genuine attraction.

>>34214416
And? It's not like he's going to fuck any of them. Moids are simple creatures with simple desires. Let him like his goon fuel.
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>>34214440
kek, I love how blurry the template is
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>>34214438
Elude you, not "allude you". Allude means to suggest, elude means to escape from. You should not call people dumb when you don't even speak your own language properly.
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>>34214415
Why talk about rates if you don’t know the cause?
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>>34213961
How did the Starcraft playing go? Did you ever play with your bro in the past?
Sound like some nice drinks <3 but yeah cutting down a bit is always a good idea
>>34214012
I have done your poll
>>34214096
There's always good underground music
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>>34214442
Allude also means to recall or draw relationships with, so its used correctly, but I don't expect a woman to grasp language or higher uses of language. Probably something and your husband bond over, the inability to speak and comprehend the higher echelons of the English language.
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>>34214436
tell me more about how much you hate men and how passport broing only works if you're a woman
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>>34214428
This but unironically. If my gf wants to browse cocks online who am I to judge? Otherwise I would be a hypocrite
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>>34214120
Based lol
Silver Surfer was such a hard game
>>34214132
Face definitely, but I'm not picky with either
>>34214159
"Ayo I'm a ladybird can I get your digits" ahh lil nigga
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She really struck a nerve, at least this specific insecure incel’s nerve. It’s always telling when an incel focuses on race. It shows a level of insecurity, the way they latch onto things grander than themselves to try to leech off some form of achievement. Always race, always nationality, always the achievements of genders. Oh look, White people achieved all this, but are you better? Oh look, Our country did all this, but did you do anything? Oh look, Men achieved all this, but what did you contribute? When you zoom in on the personal level, you see a sad little man with no achievements and nothing to be proud of, and the women around him rightfully recognize what he really is.
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>>34214443
It's usually autogynephilia.
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>>34214450
Nice fanfic sis, you totally aren't flailing around and loosing to the point where you are passive-aggressively posting in an attempt to recover what little respect for yourself you can find.
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>>34214243
Basic ahh taste
>>34214309
>Women can have voices that high naturally
Remembering bimbo-chan
>>34214383
>therefore I am entitled
Have fun with that mentality
>>34214416
Tell him to stop being a degenerate coomer
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>>34214450
this is actually so cringe that it made me hate white women.
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>>34214445
No, it's not used correctly. First, it makes no sense in context - you'd be saying that "context clues [draw attention to] you", which makes absolutely no sense. Second, when used in that way you have to add "to", which you didn't.
You can admit you made a mistake. You will not self combust and die.

My husband is a native English speaker. Funnily enough, I'm ESL. And still know how to use allude and elude properly.

>>34214447
I don't hate men and I don't think dating and marrying foreigners is wrong. I think berating people from your origin country for not being who you want to date and marry is odd.
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>>34214450
>She really struck a nerve, at least this specific insecure incel’s nerve. It’s always telling when an incel focuses on race.
There's truth to this. In my incel days I was really into raceplay because being fetishized for being white was the only way I could conceptualize being attractive to a woman.
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>>34214448
This is what I don't get about women, if your boyfriend looks at other prettier women why won't you just look at other, more handsome men?
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>>34214450
>>34214458
>replying to yourself
You're very mentally unwell aren't you?
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>>34214457
>I think berating people from your origin country for not being who you want to date and marry is odd.
Unless they are a woman saying it then all of a sudden its valid and not hypocritical at all because you hate men.
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>>34214440
What's with you and Blue chicks?
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>>34214461
No. I think doing that as a woman is also odd. I do not hate men.
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>>34214457
Do yourself a favor and look up allude, ESL-chan, it has more than 1 definition.
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>>34214450
I do agree that race fetishists are just compensating with false pride over not having actually achieved anything in their own lives lol
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>>34214460
Stop outing yourself as schizo
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>>34214468
>"Oh now I'm caught!"
LMFAO
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>>34214467
This is a non-critique that has no impact exactly because everyone can see that what you're saying is "Why didn't you choose me?"
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>>34214419
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7w_Sop_hs
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>>34214462
Blue is my favorite color, but I think Widowmaker is purple.
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>>34214470
White women can't handle being humbled and that men would rather date women for their character rather than their race so they just take their innate racism and project it onto people they don't like.
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>>34214470
What do you mean by this
>>34214462
I'm blue da ba dee
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This is dumb as fuck buty there's nothing more affirming than helping a woman carry something heavy. Always makes me feel great.
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>>34213971
I'm really sorry dude for crashing out, I completely blacked out last night and remember nothing besides doing some gayass karaoke. I hope you had a fab night though
I do but a) there are no way to prove that hallucinations aren't real and b) that doesn't necessarily mean I'm bipolar
Actually the lady at the psychosis center though I was schizophrenic but I was just crashing out badly that day and not sober
Anyway what ecchi manga should I get from the library
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>>34214475
>What do you mean by this
This argumentation has no sway on people because its just women being upset that they have competition and men have alternatives. If you are unironically saying that interracial relationships are racist, you're the problem, they aren't.
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>>34214466
Please give me one definition that is grammatically correct and makes sense "context clues allude you", since you clearly can grasp language or higher uses of language.
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>>34214479
>If you are unironically saying that interracial relationships are racist, you're the problem
I mean I agree with this
>>34213648
I'm really glad you're doing better now
I can't even afford new bedsheets though let alone therapy, might have to start sleeping on the floor again
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>>34214481
To suggest, to imply, to hint at, to touch on, to reference, to recall, to draw a relationship with
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>>34214483
>I mean I agree with this
You obviously don't because you just agreed with a post that said that men in interracial relationships are doing it for racist reasons, which is fucking insane to say. It's like saying that the Nazis were actually being controlled by the Jews to exterminate the Jews.
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>>34214476
Wholesome and sweet
Iktf I'm not good for much else but it does make you feel good and useful
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>>34214485
>said that men in interracial relationships are doing it for racist reasons
I didn't see this part or agree with this part
I though it was just talking about white supremacists
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>>34214484
The subject of the sentence is "context clues" and I'm the object, so you're saying you meant:
>context clues suggest me
>context clues imply me
>context clues hint at me
>context clues touch on me
>context clues reference me
>context clues recall me
>context clues draw a relationship with me
How does that make sense, anon?
Plus, again, "allude TO [something/someone]" is the correct form grammatically.

I know you wanted to say "elude you", which makes sense both grammatically with your sentence construction and in terms of meaning. You just don't speak English well enough to pick the right word to berate me, and now you're digging yourself into a hole to not admit you're wrong.

Get fucked, retard.
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>>34214487
Why would a white supremacist date a non-white? Wouldn't that by definition not make him a white supremacist?
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>>34214488
>imagine actually thinking you are right and still getting it wrong.
Holy shit you have no idea how English works if you think a context clue is only in 1 sentence. Why don't you stick to your little ooga booga language, you're obviously way too over your head.
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>>34214451
How?
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>>34214490
Idk because they're a hypocrite or like feeling superior or whatever
I'm sorry dude I forgot what we were talking about
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>>34214493
>I'm sorry dude I forgot what we were talking about
Convenient cope, I'll let it slide for now...
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>>34214491
"Context clues" is the subject of the verb "allude" in the sentence, retard. You really have a hard time with English.

I'm going to assume you're rage baiting at this point and go bake.
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>>34214497
>context clues are subjects
PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>34214474
Personally, I think it's the knowledge that men don't want any of the things Western women pride themselves on. You can be highly educated, cultured, traveled, well-read, financially independent, and have a slew of hobbies and accolades but most men would still prefer some random Vietnamese or Laotion woman because she actually acts like a wife. And then they play cope mode and project onto men like they're the problem for wanting a wife.

>>34214475
>I'm blue
Heyyyy

>>34214476
>Herc and Meg
Good man saving bad woman is one of my favorite tropes in fiction and I think it started here.
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As the day rolls over and the light creeps back in, Anon rubs his eyes and remembers nothing changed overnight. Same room, same silence, same empty notifications.

Before even getting out of bed, he scrolls through his own posts from the night before, reminders carefully left across the internet about how women everywhere supposedly crave men like him, how whole continents secretly prefer his kind, how victory is only a matter of geography. The likes are thin, the replies thinner, but the story feels comforting enough to try again tomorrow.

He straightens his shoulders, slips on his favorite little banner of borrowed pride, and steps outside, wandering past couples laughing together, conversations he’ll never be part of, lives that somehow keep moving without asking his permission.

He nods to himself anyway, watching strangers live moments he can only spectate, whispering under his breath, “Yeah, we’re really winning out here.”

And with that small comfort, he heads home, satisfied that proximity to someone else’s happiness counts just enough to get him through another day.
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>>34214498
Bro is laughing maniacally
>>34214501
>“Yeah, we’re really winning out here.”
Stay winning
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>>34213165
Real
I saw a really beautiful blonde girl at the store. She almost bumped into me a couple of times and laughed when I apologised, and then I helped her reach something from the top shelf, and she waved when I left. Her smile could bring about world peace. Alas I am an incel loser but it's nice to see beautiful people who are also nice
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>>34214501
If you aren't in a relationship and you're a man you are winning it just takes until you a divorce or two and some growing up to realize that.
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I need to know how long your penis is.

Tell me. Now.
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>>34214500
Nah dude I value creativity, adventurousness and cultural awareness in a female partner. I think I would fucking suffer and die inside if I married a woman who's basically just a maid from some random peasant background. I need me a woman with an active inner life plus engagement with the rest of the world. Why is that so fucking hard to find anyway?
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>>34214510
6",4.6"
yeah, it's thin, my ex already told me that.
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>>34214501
This is why NTR and cuckoldry are getting more and more popular, it's a coping mechanism for men who can't get laid. Same with trannies, streamers etc etc

Things are only gonna get weirder.
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>>34214450
You're right, Im a total loser and I only ever wanted to live around other whites because Im simply trying to leech their accomplishments from them. I see the light now, let's import 500 million Indians and Africans.
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>>34214513
>it's a coping mechanism for men who can't get laid.
I'd say that NTR and cuckoldry are some of the biggest reasons why men are choosing porn over getting laid. Why risk your social credit when you can just jerk off at home? Everyone does it, so you lose no credibility jerking off, but you can lose everything by dating or getting into a relationship.
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>>34214515
>still replying to herself
>she is still larping and coping this hard
pop open a boxed wine anonette, you've had a rough day. It'll be less pathetic.
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>>34214511
Maybe because superficiality has superseded authenticity. Maybe that's why men think they want any autistic woman, because we are often our genuine selves. And why men value exclusivity and chastity in a woman, because they want parts of her no one else has known. It makes them feel special and like she actually wants him more than anyone else. Maybe.

>>34214513
>watch porn everyday
>develop voyeuristic view of sex
More at 11
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>>34214501
Do you honestly believe this is why people are racist? Im sorry but it just seems so hard to believe that you could be this dense.
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Eating a girl out is the ultimate cuckoldry, change my mind
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>>34214517
If you cant see that my response was sarcastic and making fun of her, you moght legitimately be autistic. Not even making fun of you by calling you that I mean you may actually be on the spectrum.
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America has a literacy problem, and I'm afraid it's too late for most of the men.
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>>34214523
Eating your wife out after a guy came in her is less cucky?
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>>34214520
Only incels are obsessed with chastity in today's world, not normal or well-adjusted men.
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>>34213223
>northern boy
thats hilarious
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>>34214523
Sounds gay and made up
>>34214525
Reading is for nerds
Jk I agree everyone should receive an adequate education
>>34214500
>Heyyyy
Blueee
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>>34214528
Lmao I forgot I played this
Northern Boys are the kings of uncs
>>34214115
18th century ahh nigga https://youtu.be/k2eoFre6m2M?si=gGm3OuchDiPj5bLw
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>>34214523
I dont see how sex with a person is cuckoldry, no.
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>>34214526
On the same level

>>34214529
Look up porn where a guy eats a girl out for longer than 10 seconds, it's almost always NTR or cuckshit. Pornography is male oriented so giving head to her is a submissive act which is heavily associated with femdom and humiliation kinks.
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>>34214096
Keep calm and listen to house music
We making it out of Zara with this one
https://voca.ro/1hMoHCsdLzNS
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>>34214525
George bush really did a number on them
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>>34214538
>Sabrina The Animated Series image
Massive nostalgia trip for this geriatric millennial
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>>34214536
Why are you so focused on the guy when you're watching porn kek, are you a gaylord or smth
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>>34214541
You're a real one bro <3 Sabrina is bae
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Just saw the ugliest fattest shortest dude with a cute girl, women why do you do this to yourselves?
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Why do people come here for advice when you can just ask AI for advice these days?
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> The Redditor is an archetype that transcends the internet. He’s a self-loathing ex-gifted kid who indulges in childish consumption rather than face the duties and uncertainties of adulthood. He thumbs his nose at traditional authority, and makes that bratty rebelliousness his whole personality. Redditism is not just an aesthetic or a collection of fandoms, it’s an ideology, one that has been taken up and instrumentalized by the global elite against everything good. It animates a death cult that wants you dead first. It’s the end of the line.
Finally, words for my feelings
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>>34214542
But the question was is eating out a girl cucked and it is, it's a sex act often most associated with it. Ask an AI or smth baka
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>>34214548
He is probably rich
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>>34214548
Maybe he has a good personality
Or she has a terrible one
>>34214552
If you don't enjoy eating out a baddie you're gay af icl
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>>34214553
They were both early 20s so I doubt it
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>>34214539
Rarely is the question asked. Is our children learning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ej7ZEnjSeA

Both he and his brother Jeb claimed "No Child Left Behind" while leaving entire generations of children behind. And those children are now dumb ass adults.
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Honey come upstairs, anon's posting on the blue cartoon website again
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>>34214554
That's kinda cucked, He probably got some other dudes dick in there last week
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>>34214560
>He probably got
He?? I'm not talking abt tranners
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>>34214556
I think we can all agree, the past is over
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Luv me wife
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>>34214546
I was always confused by why the animated series had a completely different canon from the live action Sabrina. I was also really disappointed Salem didn't talk in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, so they chucked in Cousin Ambrose as the sassy sarcastic guy instead.
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>>34214549
I don't want to talk to bots.
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>>34214563
Luv me waifu
Luv me Stella
Luv me cats
Life is gucci
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>>34214513
Cuckoldry is getting popular because submissive men dont have any sexual outlet for their desires and porn gives them a voyeuristic idea of sex anyway.
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>>34214562
The past is present. There is always a tesseract in our minds. A wrinkle, in time.
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>>34214561
Obv typo is obv, eating out a baddie, especially one you're not dating is megacucked and even when you're dating it's still cucked because maybe the other guy didn't
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Women
Is cuddling better than sex?
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>>34214564
The animated series is closer to the Archie comics canon iirc
>>34214564
>disappointed Salem didn't talk in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Understandable, but he was a goblin familiar and I think they were going for a darker tone
Also the actress playing Sabrina was really allergic to cats lol so they had to cut down on their interactions
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>>34214570
>even when you're dating it's still cucked because maybe the other guy didn't
Bro was missing out then
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>>34214574
>Also the actress playing Sabrina was really allergic to cats lol so they had to cut down on their interactions
Man Kiernan Shipka always gives the kind of energy that I feel like would make an ideal girlfriend. Like that slasher movie where she time travels to the '80s to stop a serial killer, her personality is so perfect in that.
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>>34214572
Not enough data gathered for me to make my decision.
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>>34214572
No, cuddling reminds me of being restrained by school staff and correctional officers when I was growing up and when I was in juvie. It also doesn't help how when I was in juvie some of the facility staff held me down and dry humped me. Fuck cuddling.
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>>34214570
You guys hate nothing more than women having good sex
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>>34214576
Yeah she's a sweetie, apparently she's super nice IRL also
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>>34214570
>I literally cannot stop thinking of cuckoldry and other men!
We know.
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>>34214577
What more do you need to know
>>34214578
Can't tell if larp
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>>34214579
How can being eaten out be good sex?
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Meal prep has changed me, I can't go back to not having food ready to eat in minutes
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>>34214585
>How can the thing that makes women come more often be good sex?
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>>34214587
Bro is speedrunning food prep
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>>34214549
Same reason you asked us this question instead of prompting an LLM for a response.
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>>34214588
Sex evolved to be pleasurable because more pleasurable sex produced more offspring, if eating a girl out doesn't produce children how can it be pleasurable? It's fake pleasure
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>>34214583
Real sexo. Not sure if I will follow through with faith and wait until marriage tho.
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>>34214549
I'm even getting cucked by AI rn, fml
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>>34214592
Yeah when I'm hungry I want to eat in 5 minutes at most.
If I got a meat and rice bowl from some fast food place I would need to wait half an hour to eat and it would be expensive.
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>>34214416
M
Ask him to stop. If he won’t, shitcan him.
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>>34214594
For the same reason why getting your dick sucked is pleasurable. Stimulation of sex organs feels good.
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Moids suck at sex and they also suck at hitting on women
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>>34214587
>when the meal prep is good.
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>>34214602
I'm jerking off rn I'm edging. I'm so close to cumming
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>>34214601
It's not as good as real sex tho

>>34214602
That's genetics
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>>34214605
How?? That's fake pleasure because it doesn't lead to reproduction.
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>>34214602
Rude
I prefer to get hit on tho
>>34214598
Yeah fast food is not worth desu
Watchu cooking
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Why was it so common when I was in school that my homosexual classmates actively let themselves get groomed, molested, and sexually abused by gay pedophiles? And even blogged about their experiences on socials, quite explicitly?
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>>34214605
I hope your orgasm will be ruined
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>>34214607
>It's not as good as real sex tho
It can be even better than penetrative sex.
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Femanons, what do I put in my bumble bio to find a future wife?
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>>34214440
>Futa
based
>Nyl2
shit taste
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>>34214609
>Watchu cooking
RN I stick to braised meat and rice and then whatever else I want with it like eggs or roasted vegetables or whatever sauces. Freezer molds and microwavable bowl makes it prepare very easy and store as long as I want it to.
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>>34214608
I love tricking my brain into thinking I'm balls deep in a woman
>>34214611
I'm gonna cum so hard and there's nothing you can do
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>>34214602
I’m pretty good at both
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>>34214613
Now you're making stuff up to win an argument online, it might be but only because you don't want to reproduce with the person who's giving you head. That's what makes it cucked
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>>34214616
Can I come over for dinner
>>34214617
Lol based
Idk whether to fap rn or go for a walk before it gets dark
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>bumble bio
Women don't read the bios
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>>34214617
I would post something absolutely disgusting to ruin your arousal but I don't want to get banned
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>>34214620
Sure, my groceries get here today so I'm not sure if I am going to prep beef, pork, or chicken first.
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>>34214602
Men these days are only good at hitting women, not hitting on women.
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>>34214621
I only used dating apps briefly but that's not really true, the girls I matched with and went out with asked about stuff in the bio
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>>34214613
Im sorry you fell for the dicklet brainwashing.
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>>34214524
Kek, I didn't bother reading it all the way through.
>>34214525
reading porn =/= reading
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>>34214619
We've reproduced, we still enjoy oral sex.


>>34214627
I've never fucked a man with a small dick.
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>>34214625
They've always been good at that tho
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Post-ovulation clarity is killing me right now
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Had a dream that I was dating and having sex with Dua Lipa. And then I woke up.
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>>34214633
That deriod hit different
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>>34214633
Oh no. What did you do
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>>34214525
Kinda crazy that men without reading and education they still seem to out perform women on IQ tests and in society... Hmm... Maybe you're confusing education with intelligence or maybe what you're learning is making you dumber?
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>>34214623
You cannot defeat me I'm on the catalogue of /gif/
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>>34214628
Not her but is's called smut, not porn and reading it IS reading
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>>34214634
Based lol, Dua is cool https://youtu.be/x0ogYoh88l8?si=XcpMnpK9YkHjIK_m
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>>34214641
>Erm the words aren't pictures so it isn't porn
It's porn and its way worse than most porn at that.
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>>34214643
>its porn
true
>worse than most porn
absolutely false, "most porn" is utter shit tier garbage, even poorly written smut is better.
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>>34214643
This. Smut as in written text is far more degenerate than any picture I've seen on 4chan. It's worse than Shadman
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>>34214638
I had a really good education and women still pwn me in IQ tests and society
The drug abuse probably didn't help tho
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>>34214645
I don't know, when I'm horny I don't think of animals... Or animal men... or the undead... Or monsters... well... Monster girls... but they are more girls than monsters.
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>>34214626
They don't swipe based on the bios
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>10:40 am
>about to get out of bed
>remember that crush hasn't texted me in over 2 weeks
>decide to stay in bed
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>>34214654
:( Get up!
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>>34214651
It's definitely a factor for the real ones
Sure you can't be too uggers on apps but if you have an empty or soulless bio who gonna swipe on that. Only the shallow hoez. Filter the hoes by being real
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>>34214637
Talked to random moids on chatroulette, told then raunchy jokes, showed them my boobs and masturbated. At least one of them was taken
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>>34214654
Rise and shine lad
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>>34214654
I'm still in bed at 4pm I should stop rotting and get up too before it gets dark
Plenty of fish in the sea but the day goes on
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Thinking about women immediately upon waking award
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>>34214647
The interesting about Education and IQ is that Education can actually patch the hole for low IQ so people who are dumb but were well educated come off way more intelligent than a naturally intelligent person with little to no education, but the problem lies in not what words you use or how you sound but how you solve problems. This is something that education can't really that well.
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>>34214660
>chatroulette
Blast from the past. You didn’t show your face, did you?
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>>34214660
>chatroulette
Good times, I used to rickroll and jumpscare people on there lol
>>34214664
Yeah I can articulate myself eloquently when the situation demands it and rote memorise information, but I will always be a street drilla at heart
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>>34214663
this but i fapped too
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Reading all this bullshit and copium posted here and on r9k by unattractive, insecure, retarded male creatures is my guilty pleasure
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>>34214660
Why didn't you bang your bf anon... Does he even know?
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>>34214672
Meanie
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>>34214667
I did
>>34214674
>your bf
Who?
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>>34214660
That’s not post ovulation clarity that’s just you being a hoe
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went to /ck/
theyre angry retards just like the ones here
telling people to kill themselves over what part of the chicken wing they like
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>>34214672
Hey I'm not that unattractive
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>>34214662
I can't imagine ever staying in bed that long. If it's after 12 I just feel bad about wasting so much of the day. Of course, wasting it by sitting at a computer doesn't have the same effect
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>>34214676
>I did
Crazy, I could never. I guess they must be boobs worth showing off
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>>34214676
Why not just get a boyfriend to bang when you're horny
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women have it so fucking easy
a guy doing this would get banned in 10 seconds
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Millennial women, do you have a facebook?
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>>34214684
lol that’s funny.
Considering she’s on the child gambling streaming site, I don’t think she’s getting special treatment. I’m sure a man could do a similarly racist stream on there
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>>34214688
*chud gambling streaming site, I meant to say
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>>34214684
Not on Kick
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>didn't shave my face cause lazy
>sleep
>get ingrown hair cyst on the side of my face
Women will never know this level of pain. Truly the most oppressed Gender.
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>>34214681
>I can't imagine ever staying in bed that long
I mean when I get depressed I stay in bed for days only getting up to pee
>wasting it by sitting at a computer doesn't have the same effect
Lol real, but at least you can do other activities on the computer and make stuff
>>34214684
Lol this is bants
>>34214688
Kick doesn't seem to have much policing, didn't a guy basically get tortured to death on there recently
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free speech seemingly does not exist on the internet anymore. i simply am not allowed to say whatever i want on reddit, 4chan, discord, or any of the many other sites.
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>the family just decided I'll be my nephews godfather by default because im the only one of my siblings that attends mass
>even though I have 0 chances to support him if anything happens to my sister
how do I get out of this?
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Has it ever occurred to you that getting a gf is actually incredibly easy when you're in school, and all you have to do is talk to people and ask?
I missed so many opportunities not realizing this
>>
Ever jerk/schlick so something so embarrasing and shameful that you immediately get the strength to just stop using porn or engaging with masturbation for a while?
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>>34214697
You know being a god parent isn't a literal obligation, right? Your other siblings or parents can also help
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>>34214682
Thank you I guess
>>34214683
Tried it, got cheated on
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Had a dream that I was dating and having sex with Dua Lipa. And then I woke up.
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>>34214699
It was indeed very easy, but at the risk of sounding trite, easy come, easy go.
Try not to dwell on what you may have missed since those kinds of relationships aren’t often built to last.
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>>34214695
You can say whatever you want, you just have to be careful what you say lol. I'm in the UK and unironically had the police come to my house and arrest me once for posting some mad shit. So just keep it in check or stay truly anon
>>34214697
I'm sure if - God forbid - something happened to your sis, you'd find a way
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>>34214650
Nta but I do and rape
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>>34214695
“Wahh I can’t spam nigger nigger nigger” maybe leave your childishness behind
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>>34214650
I jerk off to women cucking me with minotaurs, horsecocks etc.
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>>34214702
>You know being a god parent isn't a literal obligation, right?
it is though
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>>34214708
woah dude did you just say nigger? reported
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Women why are you like this
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>>34214704
Is it groundhog day
>>34214699
I wouldn't say it's easy desu, a lot of other factors are at play
My highschool gf asked me out but it didn't work out
I did ask out some other girls but it went nowhere
I agree you miss all the shots you don't take. But some of us are too socially inept and weird to have any real success.
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>>34214660
Hoe
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>>34214685
No, haven't had one in a decade.
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>>34214701
Haha, yeah.
I wasn’t even watching anything particularly degenerate, just vanilla hardcore porn, but I suddenly realized one day that I was literally masturbating to the sight of another man having sex.
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My shoulders aren't that wide.

It's never been more over
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>>34214703
Try again! I'm sure you'll find a loyal one
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>>34214716
Sorry
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>>34214714
Lol that's funny, I'd swipe right
I got no money rn tho
>>34214691
Be less lazy ig
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I like to think about women and having a gf even if I know I'll never have one. It's kind of just like playing pretend but only in my head.
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>>34214721
Stop beating yourself up and hunt for a new moid so you can indulge your desire for exhibitionism in a way that won’t make you feel like crap
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>>34214684
Lol
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bro im ngl im really fucked up from that dua lipa dream.

reminder that every man deserves a warm serving of pussy. "pussy on a platter" if you will
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>>34214678
It's not what it used to be. Shill threads were normalized and new users just started treating it like /tv/ where nothing is discussed, just shitty injoke memes and shitposting.
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>>34213588
I promise I will try to get another prescription of my meds next week
In the meanwhile imma get blackout drunk and do something stupid
>>34214723
It's fun to daydream. Sometimes dreams are better than reality
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>>34214723
Same but i fantasize about a bf or having a husband
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>>34214705
> since those kinds of relationships aren’t often built to last.
That's completely irrelevant. The point isn't to find a wife, it's to get practice. People like you just don't get. You're like the boomers who think you can just get a job with a firm handshake
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>>34214726
I had a dream earlier this week during a nap I took before work after having woken up too early.
I was cuddling with a brunette woman on the couch who was wearing only a big r-shirt, and she was encouraging me to do the right thing and go to work instead of calling in while she clung to my arm and played footsie with me.
Felt like hitting myself in the face with a claw hammer until I had my coffee
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>>34214729
Just date a fat and balding guy.
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>>34214714
Yeah she looks exactly like what you'd expect her personality to be. Insanely easy to filter these bitches
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>>34214654
OK I'm actually gonna brush my teeth and go for a walk before it gets dark. I encourage you to do the same homie and get up. Don't worry about your crush there will be others lol
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>>34214729
Sounds gay
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She hasn't texted me in 2 weeks. Should I just text her, or did I already lose?
Btw I've know her for years. I miss her
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>>34214737
come on anon, its over. block her
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>>34214718
Thats not that bad but I suppose it might not be good for your brain to train yourself to be aroused by two people having sex.
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>>34214721
Have you ever considered not being one
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>>34214737
Let her text you first if you’re the one who’s been initiating most of your conversations.
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>>34214726
Hopefully the dream was nice at least
I had a wet dream when I took a nap yesterday cause I fantasised about going down on my old addiction counsellor lol, she was wearing the blue denim skirt and black boots she used to wear. Murakami ahh dream. Maybe this is a sign I need to get sober idk.
>>34214737
If she's not replied then sorry broski time to move on
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>>34214739
That was my thinking. Only nude photos and videos of women getting themselves off for me since then
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>>34214737
Women make it very obvious when they're into you. If she isnt making contact, she's saying something
she has her phone in her hands constantly
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>>34214728
>Sometimes dreams are better than reality
When you can make em about anything yeah, stupid boring real life has no chance
>>34214729
I think it's fun and comforting but it's a little sad too. Because it'll never be real
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Women,
You find out your man is taking low dose steroids to look better for you. Are you upset?
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>>34214741
She used to initiate all the time, but I wasn't ready to ask her out or make a move, so I never did. Now she's forgotten me :cry:
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>>34214747
Just be careful with it is my advice. Maybe you're not as loony as me but I often struggle to distinguish dreams from reality. It's good to have things that ground you in the real world, as shitty as it may be
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>>34214748
Yeah, they're bad for him.
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>>34214750
that means she found someone who had more balls than you
you snooze you lose
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>>34214750
Oof.
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https://youtu.be/acA8Rr3gEco?si=8GTr6tEhzAHlCylZ
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>>34214750
Nta, not to be harsh but she probably just moved on and lost interest, maybe she's dating someone else idk. Sometimes you have to strike the iron while it's hot but ik that's not always possible when you're not in a good place in life. Get to a better place, and there will be others. Though, there is truth and beauty in solitude also... salut
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>>34214748
>balloons into a low T skinny fat the instant he stops
The worst
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desu all i see in others is myself. i believe god split itself apart. nobody can convince me otherwise.
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>>34214760
God is maybe telling you to look inwardly and do some soul healing... you see others reflected in yourself because you have spiritual unrest, perhaps
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Women, do you like your tits and men who like your tits?
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Women can get ready for an hour before they go out but if I use a face wash I'm called gay
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>>34214751
>>34214747
I'm not looney, I just do it when I'm daydreaming or want to distract myself
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>>34214660
tfw I never find ovulating hotties when I need them
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>>34214701
i´m not an angry incel, but sometimes a wave of complete fatalism, misanthropy and self hatred washes over me as post nut clarity
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>>34214760
Have sex with myself then
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>>34214765
>Women can get ready for an hour before they go out but if I use a face wash I'm called gay
No one is calling you gay. The people who do are retarded, normalfags, jerks and or just fucking with you because they're trying to be funny.
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>>34214765
i wont call you gay for using face wash.
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>>34214774
I’m calling him gay right now, but not for using face wash.
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femanon will love me if I just lift more weights
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self improvement is an illusion because i am already perfect
>>
joji is the best artist of our time https://youtu.be/K3Qzzggn--s?si=c-rVnEfT2eIE1uTM
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Is mutual masturbation with the opposite sex any fun?
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Is it true that cinema rooms are literally empty when they play the melania movie? Should I take my moid for the movie if it means we would be alone there? I don't care about the movie but it would be a fun date I guess
>>
Doo
Badoobadoobadoo
Badoobadoobadoodoodoo
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>>34214781
It's fine for women to get all this plastic surgery and everything under the sun to look better but when it comes to men it's workout, dress nice, grooming, and genetics only. 100 guys get limb lengthening surgery and everyone freaks out while Dr. Miami's 15th bbl of the month walks through the door
>>
Whats your hot take on attractiveness and looks? Both genders can pitch in

Mine is this: Being tall is obviously good, but if youre very tall with a small penis, it's actually a net-negative and being a manlet becomes preferable.
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u know whats sad? i bet dua lipa has had a lot of sex....
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>>34214790
Brunettes are hotter than blondes in general
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>>34214714
No Jokes Allowed
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>>34214790
Women are wrong to think that most men aren’t attracted to “flat” tits and butts. They’re still shaped like women if they’re shaped like that.
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>>34214793
>>34214793
>>34214793
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>>34214175
I think men balking at relatively tame fetishes like being spanked and mildly BDSM'd with a collar is because men fundamentally like the idea that women can be very freaky and it makes them feel less weird when the girl they like might be freaky too. It makes women seem more palatable and easier to connect with once you see them in a similar light to yourself.
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>>34214790
You're retarded.
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>>34214807
Well it wouldn't be a hot take if everyone nodded along and applauded me for it.
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>>34214777
I'm calling you a retarded jerk because you are.
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>>34214815
That’s fair. I didn’t really mean it.
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>You rent a place for a week
>It's an apartment
>Your bf booked it
>He said it was the top floor but it's not
>A kid upstairs is running around stomping on us
>This is obviously unacceptable, you don't let kids stomp on others ceilings
>I don't accept disturbances and don't like a lot of noise
>I try to speak up because he knows this and is used to it
>He is a people pleaser and never speaks up
>Once he booked a place for himself for the night, it wasn't cleaned, the owner stopped by and asked how it was and he said it was fine and still slept there
>I mean it was really dirty, I saw it and he told me later
>This is a pattern of never speaking up, says he doesn't have the energy even if it affects me
>Another time some crazy lady approached us on the street and started insulting us for wearing black on Halloween and he just stands there and takes it while I walk away
>Well I usually take care of things myself so I don't need him to speak up for me but just that he doesn't ever do this even for himself and for events that affect me
>Anyway I say he can do it or I can go up and ask them to stop stomping on us at least for this week
>Again he says he should run around until his bed time because he doesn't have the energy

To be honest we fought and broke up over this already but have this booked trip, I also refuse to be intimate for many obvious reasons and he just doesn't get it and is clueless. He only does nice when specifically instructed and has something to lose. He's a fucking doormat right
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>>34214751
>Maybe you're not as loony as me but I often struggle to distinguish dreams from reality.
Oh you have no idea lol, but I think most people tend to do that on some level. Seeing reality through their own lens and perceptions.
>It's good to have things that ground you in the real world,
I guess but it sometimes feels like a distraction you know
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>>34214615
What's wrong with Nyl? I find the scenarios hot.
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>>34214821
imagine paying rent in 2026.
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>>34214765
Gay
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>>34214817
Okay I apologize for being a bitch
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>the objectification of men is just a joke blud, learn to take a joke bud
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>>34214790
Dumbass
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>>34214826
It’s ok :*
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>>34214821
He just wants to keep the peace, don't be a bitch. He probably understands that eventually you'll break up. Also stop cucking him, he deserves better
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>>34214821
His life will be so much less stressful without you.
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>>34214821
Why haven’t you dumped this guy yet? You hate him.
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>>34214798
and all is right with the world.
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Lol they nuked the new thread
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>>34214748
>You find out your man is taking low dose steroids to look better for you. Are you upset?
If he isn't cycling or being smart about it, yes. But on principle, no.

>>34214765
>Women can get ready for an hour before they go out but if I use a face wash I'm called gay
For the love of Christ, please wash your face.

>>34214780
>femanon will love me if I just lift more weights
Most importantly, you'll love yourself if you lift more weights. Loving yourself is the secret hack to making other people love you.

>>34214791
>i bet dua lipa has had a lot of sex....
She's Albanian and lives in the UK. She may as well have "WHORE" stamped on her forehead.
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>>34214842
Well duh the OP was porn
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>>34214842
It did have nudity on a blue board
>>
You guys remember when we had new threads at 800 posts
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>>34214848
We also had the FAQgot.
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>>34214850
I'm pretty sure she was a chick
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You guys really can't read huh. It's one week, not rental, not people we will ever see again, he refuses to speak up because strangers matter more than our own well being.

Can't anyone speak English here?
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>>34214852
>>34214852
>>34214852
New PG-13 thread
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And we are already broken up.
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>>34214853
Yes, I read that whole thing. You hate that guy, but I didn’t mean to imply it was for completely unfounded reasons.
Dump him.
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>>34214853
Your post was just too long to read sorry
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>>34214859
I did misunderstand that part. I assumed that since you were still going on this trip that you had broken up and gotten back together.
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>>34214848
Lol those were the dayz
>>34214861
Based illiterate
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>>34214821
> He only does nice when specifically instructed and has something to lose.
a people pleaser thats not nice, curious
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>>34214748
Guess I'm gonna rage if he doesn't let me swallow his cum.
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Why dont women like strategy games like stellaris or civ?
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>>34214943
I’ve met a lot of women that like Civ, actually. In real life, even.
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>>34214785
Yeah, they are for theater sex. No weird conservative women want to watch her bullshit.
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>>34214621
Opposite, no bio no match
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>>34214953
Nigga where?
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>>34214943
I like civ 5
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>>34215035
Wanna play?
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>>34214943
I met a girl who was into Europa Universalis and Crusader Kings 2 but her previous boyfriend got her into it and she was a weird west coast catholic. She would be considered hard left everywhere but California.



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