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Old: >>34218592
Come anons! Come trad or tranny, come! Look upon the art of the draw anons. And bring hornyposts, I have need of them. Come to me through the fiery flame wars. I welcome you!
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Remember that if a girl says she's a lesbian you should just ignore it and shoot your shot(preferably inside) anyways. Lesbians actually can be dick broken and converted with dick, that's not a meme. Being lesbian isn't the same as being a gay guy, they're mostly just bi.
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Plap
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What does it mean when a girl claims to be bi, but then exclusively dates men?
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>texting with a moid
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>>34221885
>Get raped by man early on
>Unintended pregnancy scare
>Become lesbian
Checks out
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>>34221896
She’s an ally
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>>34221875
CHAT WHAT DO WE THINK OF CRAZY BLONDE BUG BITCHES THAT KILL PEOPLE WITH HAMMERS?
>>34221885
This is 100% true because I got converted by dick as a man and am also mostly bi
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>>34221897
this is why I tell men to just get rich, you can get away with absolutely anything if you have enough money to make up for it
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I’m happy for you all! Really truly just don’t abandon me because I’m taking a long time and retarded!
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Why is it like this?
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There's nothing wrong with misandry.
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>>34221913
There also nothing wrong with raping deserving women
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>>34221909
I don't even know you
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>>34221885
>Anon doesn't understand the concept of surrogate pregnancies
>>34221896
It means that the majority of people are heterosexual, so bisexuals will usually date heterosexuals.
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I want you to want me
I need you to need me
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Thank God the poop is coming out
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>>34221918
>Unwanted
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Might have a horribly disfigured baby for the bit
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>>34221909
Thanks for the real compersion, bro.
It's ok to be retarded and slow. We are a society and meth is on the menu for some people out there. As long as we all try to love each other and do better.
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>>34221932
I'm ugly can I help with that
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>>34221896
It's easier
It's the "default" and I have plenty of experience getting men to like me and knowing what to do with them sexually. Women are pretty but scary.
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Women I gotta shit so bad you have no idea. Literally wet farting up the room.
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>>34221937
>Women are pretty but scary.
So you know our struggle then
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>women
>scary
How
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>>34221941
Have you ever seen let alone tried to talk to one
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>>34221941
Rawr
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>>34221924
Lucky
>>34221938
I have some idea I'm the one who was dutch evening herself earlier because she was cold. The chamber is loaded but nothing's moving any time soon without a digital disimpaction I'm trying to wait it out. My will is stronger than this shit.
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>>34221945
Can you not warm the room up
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>>34221941
Fear me moids
The weak should fear the strong
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Why are the men ITT such big fans and admirers of Jeffrey Epstein?
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im on my macbook rn its honestly such a bad device i hate apple products. i wish i had a proper gayming desktop
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>>34221938
Go shit anon.
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>>34221946
Unfortunately no
It's a bit better now than it was earlier though, and I started moving around.
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>>34221951
On the pot as we speak
>>34221952
Make some tea or sum get a thermos
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>>34221941
Their conniving nature makes me uncomfortable.
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>>34221955
Many women are too mentally crippled from severe Asperger's to be conniving.
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>>34221948
Because moids are degenerates
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Women why are you such a loser. Why do no men want to date you
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Do men get offended when ugly women speak to them
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>>34221948
Because they want to do crimes and then get gangraped and hung in a jail cell, kek.
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>>34221954
>tea
That would make my hands feel nice but it doesn't actually do anything for your body temperature. And it might make me sweaty which would just make it worse. It is what it is I'm not looking to change it just be offended that it's slightly too cold in here for me to be comfortable lol.
>>34221960
Fuck you I'm autistic and very conniving at times
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Here is some advice /atoga/ : If she cheats on you with a black guy then honestly give her a pass, she just needed a good dicking, women got needs and shit. But If she cheats on you with a white or latino guy, that's completely fucking unacceptable, because that means it was emotional.
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>>34221964
I think I remember coming across a study of brain scans that showed that men get really angry when they encounter unattractive women but I don't have the link on me.
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>>34221964
no
men dont see ugly women as human so when he turns around and sees you his brain will automatically garble your words into environmental noise
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>>34221963
- I don’t go out
- I push people away
- I’m awkward
- I’m ugly
- I’m too stupid to grasp basic social norms and expectations
- I have no ambition
- I am a prude
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>>34221910
From age 12 adult men would approach me on the street being weird and I looked young for my age too.
Then at school I was quiet and well behaved so teachers would put me next to the naughty boys in the hopes it would make them less disruptive but they just groped me, stole or wrecked my stuff and did gross shit like put gum in my hair.
When I was in uni a guy who liked me started waiting around on my route home and tried to get my address from a friend claiming I'd invited him but he lost the details.
When I went out with friends people would grab my ass when I wasn't looking - like more than half the time we went out a stranger or "friend" would grope me.
So you start to subconsciously associate men's interest with feelings of discomfort, violation or in some cases fear for your safety.
I don't think most men are bad or anything but it only takes a few to give you bad experiences and I know a lot of women who experienced worse.
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>>34221964
I'm heavily disturbed but not offended
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>>34221963
Because I'm clingy, annoying, depressed, anxious, a smoker, audhd, I have a sensitive stomach, and I have ugly saggy tits.
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I've been writing my thoughts on various things I come across on a plain text file, then finally took a look at the amount. And holy shit, I've written over 22,000 words! I asked AI how many pages is that, and it told me 50-100 pages. I'm not even writing everything I think, just what I think was interesting and should be remembered/reflected upon later.
I thought it was unbelievable that those mass shooters and the like wrote manifestos of 1000 words each, but now it doesn't sound so far-fetched.
Do you guys have any idea of the sheer amount of stuff you've written?
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>>34221967
>Hot liquids in your body don't make you warmer
Ok
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>>34221971
Found it
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5078804/
>In other words, the males exhibited greater responses to highly attractive and highly unattractive faces compared with middle-rank faces in the amygdala, whereas the effect in the females fails to pass the test for statistical significance.
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i think i would creampie a femboy desu
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>>34221978
>I asked AI
AI is dogshit and shouldn't be trusted, not to mention the privacy concerns and fucking up the economy/environment
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>>34221979
They literally don't that's common knowledge. It might provide a little temporary relief but doesn't change your core body temp to any significant degree and might actually make you colder.
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>>34221985
Nah
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>>34221981
So not necessarily anger per say, but men have stronger emotional responses to attractive and unattractive women compared to women looking at attractive and unattractive men.
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>>34221978
>50-100 pages
So it's dogshit. Would have taken you the same amount of time to Google what industry standard word count on a book page is and get a more accurate count.
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1. Your gender
2. How over is it for you?
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>>34221974
>From age 12 adult men would approach me on the street being weird and I looked young for my age too.
>Then at school I was quiet and well behaved so teachers would put me next to the naughty boys in the hopes it would make them less disruptive but they just groped me, stole or wrecked my stuff and did gross shit like put gum in my hair.
>When I was in uni a guy who liked me started waiting around on my route home and tried to get my address from a friend claiming I'd invited him but he lost the details.
>When I went out with friends people would grab my ass when I wasn't looking - like more than half the time we went out a stranger or "friend" would grope me.
Reverse the genders. Do you think a man would associate women's interest with "feelings of discomfort, violation, and fear for safety"?
Your rationalization is bullshit. The real reason is that the men showing interest aren't chads. And you most likely were acting slutty on purpose, never rejecting the men's advances or telling them to stop because you actually liked the attention.
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Unbelievably terrible posts today
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Why couldn’t I have been an ugly person who doesn’t care what people think of them
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>>34221945
Girlie, you could have peeked your cheeks out to fart for like 5 seconds. Lord.
>>34221994
Threads are so slow on monday.
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>>34221992
m
thought it wasn't but it is
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>>34221995
God wanted you to suffer
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>>34221910
I don't know why men are appreciative of it because for me it's almost always "oh no, they want something from me"
Like imagine how you feel when someone comes to your door with a fundraiser. You don't want any of those magazines and you don't want to be having that interaction right now.
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>>34221989
Oh so they might not be angry, just extremely disgusted?
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>>34221995
I think about this every time I go to Walmart. The people there are literal mutant-tier but they have absolutely no fear of going out in public and looking like that. Meanwhile I get bent out of shape over little bits of bodyfat I'd like to lose and worry about stupid shit like if my face is too red or my hair looks bad today.
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>>34221996
And let out all the warm air I spent several minutes creating? You never been camping? Don't open the bag it's the layer of air that's keeping you warm not the blanket.
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>>34221984
Your post is irrelevant. I didn't ask AI whether God exists or Hitler was actually evil like the Jews said, I simply asked it how many pages is 22000 words.
>>34221990
I just googled that and the websites said the same thing, namely 200-500 words per page, making 22k words 50-100 pages.
And it took longer because most websites just mentioned the number of words of a WHOLE book, not per page.
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>>34221964
No lmao
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>>34222004
Do you think you'd be warmer wrapped in the arms of a moid under that blanket
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What's happening to my penis? Why is it changing so?
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>>34221998
Why
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>>34221993
I think if a mn had enough bad experiences with women he could. Especially if the woman was bigger, stronger or had some other kind of leverage (like being his boss)

Would you say mostly wearing tshirts, jeans and no makeup and being too much of an autist to talk to most people is being slutty?
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>>34221995
You still could be
>>34222005
Not sure what the fuck you typed into Google then because I very quickly got a pretty unanimous "250-300 per page". Maybe you do need ai.
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>>34222004
Just huff-hah like 12 times and get warmer. I have been camping. I have also existed outside for over a week during winter.
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>>34222009
Please leave me alone you're not Him™
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>>34222011
You've done something to deserve it obviously. What is it pray tell. What are the hideous thing that lurk beneath that reflect in your appea6
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>>34222018
We're anonymous you don't know that
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>>34222016
Or I could just deal with the farts. It's a question of priorities not that there is only one right way to handle it.
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>>34222019
Idk severe evil
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>>34222024
Obviously but what in particular. What evil things have you done to people. Give me an example of your cruelty
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>>34221978
Idk but my main list of project ideas is currently 183 pages
>>34221992
Nevar began
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You can be tall, attractive, and have status, but women will still get the ick if you ONLY make 54k a year at 21 years old. Is reversing women's rights inevitable? Or is it too late to fix things?
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>>34222033
Love how stupid niggas take everything the hoes they hate say on Twitter as gospel
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>>34222012
>I think if a mn had enough bad experiences with women he could. Especially if the woman was bigger, stronger or had some other kind of leverage (like being his boss)
But what counts as "bad experience"? A woman groping your buttcheek or chest because you're just that fucking hot to her wouldn't be a "bad experience" for a man, nor for a woman (unless the groping man was a non-Chad, of course).
>Would you say mostly wearing tshirts, jeans and no makeup and being too much of an autist to talk to most people is being slutty?
Let me see.
>skin-tight translucent t-shirt that only covers the breasts, showing her tummy
>skin-tight low-rise jeans with ripped parts, showing her child-birthing hips, her big ass, and her thick thighs
>no clown makeup, natural beauty like god intended
>"too much of an autist to talk" -> never openly rejecting or pushing people away, which is to say accepting all advances from men
Mm, I wonder why men would think you're a slut begging for sexual attention and affection.
>>34222014
I typed exactly what you typed.
>industry standard word count on a book (per) page
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>>34222038
There are varying degrees of female hypergamy but one thing is for certain, all women are hypergamous.
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U so innadat
I aint innadat
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>>34222041
Then I have no idea why it's showing you different results. Even the ai summary is telling me 250-300 but I disregarded it and looked at the links first.
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>>34222010
That's called an erection anon.
>>34222041
Nta
You're basically confirming my suspicions that no matter what women do, men will always view them as open for sexual harassment.
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Hey girliepops, what are your preferred pronouns :3
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>>34222049
Fuck off troon.
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>>34222041
I hope this is bait because this is fucking pathetic
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>>34222033
You need to touch grass lol
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>>34222029
I think mean thoughts
I wish bad things on them
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>>34221992
M. It never really began.
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>>34222057
What do you think. What do you wish. What do you say and do.
And perhaps most crucially, why
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>>34222048
>>34222051
Notice how these women never replied to the post itself and just dismissed it entirely. They know they can't argue against it.
Accountability successfully avoided.
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>>34221968
>latino
?
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>>34222061
How else are you supposed to reply to bait doe
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>>34222041
You're reaching pretty hard there bud. If anything I radiate "leave me tf alone" energy. My only crime is having a big ass which I have never found any clothing baggy enough to hide.
>>34222048
I've seen guys say that if you are so much as alone with a man you are asking for it. Then they wonder why we are cautious with them lol.
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>>34222061
You're the one saying that if a woman is wearing a t-shirt and jeans with no makeup, then she's still a slut teasing men. Fuck off to Iran and leave us alone.
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Gonna bust a vein
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When my 19yo gf asks me a 31yo how many kids I want
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>>34222064
>b-bait!!
You can avoid discussion by calling any counterargument bait, sure.
>>34222065
Sure thing, whore.
>>34222066
And I showed you why your "tshirt and jeans with no makeup" can be easily made slutty, which you do and that's why you got triggered, because you know I'm right. As I said,
>And you most likely were acting slutty on purpose, never rejecting the men's advances or telling them to stop because you actually liked the attention.
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>watch youtuber reaction to game of thrones
>"there's just so much sex and nudity and incest and baby killing this show is just too hard to watch."

You know what? I don't care if you don't like game of thrones, that's whatever. But this specific criticism just makes me feel disgusted. If this sort of thing makes you look away how THE FUCK are going to cope and understand human nature?

History and human nature are WAY fucking worse than anything shown in the show. It makes me fucking disgusted with people that are this fucking weak and can't look cruelty, evil, and degeneracy in the eye.

I hate human weakness so much.
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>>34221875
>Crush (ex coworker) texted me if I was at work. Said I am but will be finishing early (before she finishes her work so if she drops by I wouldn't be there)
>She then said it would have been nice to see everyone again because she had a bad weekend. But will try to drop by another day I'm there.
>Later texted her was it really that bad and she was like yeah.
>Then asked what would make her feel better
>She sends a pic of cigarettes
>I'm a smoker and say I've got some if you are in that need of one
>She says it's exactly what she needs
>I say if she wants to hang I'm free

She then mentions she can't because some drama her friend/roomate is involved in and how her other friends are there for moral support. She then says how soon for sure we should hang.

How would you take this interaction? I mean she said "we should" rather than "we will" hang out. Also why would she be going on about her bad weekend seemingly only want to visit if I was there to make her feel better or did I read everything wrong. Should I have taken how a cig is exactly what she needs as a joke and not offer to hang to talk about her bad weekend.

Did it make me look desperate or something?
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>>34222059
Death and stuff
Jealousyyy
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>>34222069
You think not wearing makeup is slutty. You're either a troll or need to be deported to Somalia.
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>>34222069
What's the point of discussion when your whole strategy is just making shit up
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>>34221950
Apple products are elite. They have great quality control and last much longer than microshit.
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>>34222073
Even women in burqas get raped. Also two year olds in dungarees and diapers.
No clothing can turn a non rapist into a rapist. The problem always has been violent, selfish men
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>>34222072
Are you jealous of the fact that they're prettier than you
That is pretty mean I think you do deserve to be ugly for wishing death on pretty people
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Why women think they can do whatever they want to men?
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>>34222079
What's wrong with British people
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>>34222073
>you think natural beauty is hotter than painting your face like an ugly clown
Damn, I wonder why any man would think that.
>>34222074
Which is what you're doing. Yeah, discussion with women, incapable of honesty and accoutability as they are, are pointless.
>Accountability successfully avoided.
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>>34222070
I have to ask those people what they thought they were getting into

I do think "tone" has a lot to do with whether or not I find a sexual assault in a show or movie distasteful. There were definitely some distasteful moments but if your issue is that it's there at all? Maybe read a little before you jump into watching something if there are things you just can't watch.


To address your point. People consume fictional media to be entertained. If they were in the mood to explore the depths of human depravity they should read the news or watch true crime documentaries.
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>>34222081
You see your whole thing hinges on pretending that I'm a woman. You're like that femcel that pretends to have a husband
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>>34222081
>you think natural beauty is hotter than painting your face like an ugly clown
So literally a woman existing is a woman acting slutty. Do you think children are slutty for not wearing makeup too?
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>>34222080
They even named their tv station BBC
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>>34222084
>He's still seething about me
Damn, and I thought women were the passive aggressive ones.
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Women who pretend to be lesbians because they hate men gotta be the cringiest people in existence.
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>>34222084
You're either a woman, a tranny, or a faggot simp. No difference.
>>34222085
Your argument is that a woman not wearing makeup is non-slutty, I'm telling you it's not.
And children can't act slutty. Do you think they can?
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Femanons, do you want me to just kiss you at the end of the first date ask you first? I keep getting conflicting information.
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>>34222089
Is anyone woman really a lesbian? I don't think so. Gay men make a little bit of sense, but lesbians??? Come on.
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>>34222088
What do you mean still
Though I do find it kinda funny how you're on here for hours every day talking about the same things are you a bot
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>>34222091
And you're gonna keep getting conflicting information. You're asking about a preference not a rule.
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>>34222090
Wrong on all accounts. Again you gotta stop making shit up and go outside
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>>34222094
I don't wanna get metoo'd but I also don't want to dry her out like the sahara. Ya know?
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>>34222093
There's this thing called stay at home jobs. It's pretty kino, and it means while doing my job I can laugh at retards who apparently have me living in their heads rent free.
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>>34222096
Going from
>b-bait!!
to
>w-wrong!!
Doesn't prove me wrong, retarded female.
Either stop being a slut or stop pretending that average men are harassing you for no reason, whore. It's not that hard.
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>>34222082
Imo fiction is a powerful format for human introspection and understanding and myth and legend often hold more truth about humanity and good character than watching crime documentaries.
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>>34222098
Perpetually unemployed then
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>>34222078
Yup
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>>34222102
I don't disagree with that I just don't think it's valid to vilify or look down on people who consume media to relax and have fun not get all introspective and philosophical.
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>>34221875
I should play Morrowind when I get a computer again.
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>>34222101
Fascinatingly disturbed individual
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>>34222106
If you so deserve it you should embrace being ugly and cruel. Become a witch and get a black cat.
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Micro-penis son or vaginismus daughter?
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>>34222110
>stop being a whore, you whore
>bait!! wrong!! d-disturbed!!
Kek. Goddamnit, women coffee cup.
Greetings from Kazahkstan.
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>>34222115
Lol are you a bot
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>>34222115
Nta
>Greetings from Kazahkstan.
Oh okay you're a Muslim, that's why you think women just existing is slutty.
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>>34222089
>>34222092
There are actually no straight women
They're just a fantasy
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>>34222112
No they should just suffer
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Women, would you date a man who appears missing?
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>>34222079
Why are women such slutty race traitors?
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I really really really don't want to date a Filipino or Vietnamese woman, but I know numerous men who have and every single one of them tells me that it's night and day from Western women. They tell me how their women cook for them or gift them things, they are thoughtful, that they are feminine and make them feel masculine. I just feel like passport bro-ing is kinda selling out and I also have racial beliefs that make me not want to do it. What do you think, /atoga/?
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>>34222097
You gotta work up to it, instead of kissing out of nowhere see if she is comfotable with you sitting close, or offering her a hand or something or is she shying away. Is she smiling or blushing or laughing at your jokes, dies she have open body language etc.
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>>34221992
M, no where over I'm we are so so fucking back
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>>34222120
Of course and you should be the architect of that don't you agree
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>>34222118
Nta, its a meme
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-ruined-a-whole-generation-of-women
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>>34221875
moids,
would you vote for thalmor to rule over the US just to see what they'd do with all that power?
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>>34222129
Being from Kazakhstan also explains your shit nonsensical English as well.
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TWO BOTS!!!!
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>>34221964
Only if she's hitting on me and really, really ugly like practically deformed
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Femanons, would you date a man who's too fucking lazy to cook
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>>34222123
i just checked the database of the caucasian division of the global council of women and it said you were rejected as a potential suitor to any white woman across the globe. so you have no other choice but to try your luck overseas, sorry.
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>>34222132
Grasping at straws just to keep yourself from a wounded ego. Kek.
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Nonwhite femanons, what is the line for acceptable race play with your white bf?
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>>34222123
The trick is to grab a White woman while she's still young and teach her how to be a proper wife.
If you don't groom your wife, someone else will do it for you, and they'll have neither your nor her best interests in mind.
They'll turn them into insufferable whores.
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>>34222136
Are you also too lazy to clean your bathroom
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My advice, stop giving a shit
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>>34222146
Let it go
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>>34222143
I do it like every one or two months
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>>34222148
How hard did your dick get from looking at that whore?
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>>34222149
Gross
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>>34222080
voting doesn't matter here
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>>34222150
You gotta let it go. You can't have anonymous people on imageboards making you so mad for so long.
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State gender, should I start baitposting?
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Women, why didn't Pete Carroll just run Marshawn three times?
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>>34222136
If you're incapable of cooking or would expect me to feed us both no matter what even if sick then hell no
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>>34222154
>Implying I'm mad
Nigga I'm laughing at you and mocking you for being an absolute retard.
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women, what do you think about knife play
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>>34222159
I'm not who you think I am but if you're still thinking about it and going out of your way to post this shit yeah you're unreasonably upset
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>>34222158
Not incapable it's just a lot of effort that I'd rather not go through.
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>>34222160
I already cut myself enough cooking, no thanks
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>>34222155
>international modernist style home
No woman wants this
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>>34222160
I don't think about it
Though I guess I'm thinking about it right now and what I'm thinking is "nope"
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>>34222166
That sounds like an ex I had with ADHD. Everything was too much effort, dude even had a weird aversion to going up stairs. He tried to make everything my responsibility too.
Never again.
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>>34222174
>dude even had a weird aversion to going up stairs.
Honey, could you give me a fireman's lift real quick?
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>>34222174
Meant for
>>34222165
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>>34222168
eh, i'm indifferent about the house personally but the porsche is a must. a panamera or two preferably.

so go out and hustle, stupid moids.
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>>34222166
>>34222170
you're boring :/
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>>34222176
Dude why does everyone keep saying I have ADHD. I don't fucking have adhd.
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Is it cringe I call my gf "pretty girl" instead of her name even though we've been dating for 10 years
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How do I get over my fear of women? I start shaking and sweating when I have to talk to them and I stutter
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>>34222183
just imagine they have a penis
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>>34222179
I am ok with that
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Men and women, what's the weirdest thing you've ever gotten horny to?
For me, it's either:
>Some CGI physics demo footage of multicolor paint being poured all over geometric shapes and surfaces was looping, and after watching it for a while I got hard as shit. I don't know, the paint was just really nice and goopy and satisfying and it was really hypnotic
>When I was 15 I had a crush on this girl, a family friend. She ended up alone in a room with me, just eating chocolate cake. I watched her take some on her fork and put it in her mouth and enjoy it and I came right in my pants
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Women, how attractive is it that I can get 18 acres from my parents to build a house?
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>>34222191
Jfc man
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Should i jerk off to white, asian or latina women today?
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>>34222180
Everyone huh? Even irl? Have you ever been tested?
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>>34222183
Don't talk to them
What is the best that can happen if you talk to a foid in public? They don't call the cops on you?
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>>34222194
>white
Never
Get a good latina milf vid
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>>34222195
Not everyone everyone but you know what I mean. Some people irl. Mostly when I describe my behaviors to people on the internet. Never been tested don't really think they suspected anything when I was a kid
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>>34222192
That's pretty cool.
Is it right next to your parents property though? How nosy is your mom?
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>>34222193
I'm pretty vanilla usually.
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>>34222191
An observation deck type thing with a guy in glasses on some kind of control panel, literally no clue why
Also I hate it but sometimes people crying turns me on
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>>34222205
>people crying turns me on
Same but I'm a male
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how do you know whether you should commit to someone or break up? I've been dating a girl for several months now, and we're compatible in most of the important ways (lifestyle, interests, personality, politics, religion, long term plans) but... idk I just don't really feel anything for her? like there was a strong sense of connection at the start when we were sharing about each other but after a while communication and dates kind of became routine and actually one of the issues I have is while we share so much in common, our actual hobbies / activities we like are far enough apart that it has been a challenge to find something we both want to do.

is this normal and expected, or a sign it's not meant to be?
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>>34222192
>ayo gurl look at my nice patch of grass over there!
lame you fucking loser. try again when there's a house on top of that empty property.
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>>34222030
>Idk but my main list of project ideas is currently 183 pages
Damn, impressive. Can you tell me some?
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>>34222203
It's the property where I grew up as a child before we moved in town
It's like a 20 minute drive from their house
I don't think they're too nosy
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>>34222207
>I don't feel anything
break up
Don't try to make it work and just make it harder because you've been together longer. I wish the last guy who broke up with me had done it sooner. I wouldn't have deluded myself into believing someone wanted to be with me.
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>>34222208
I mean there's a 40 year old decaying mobile home on the property right now if that's anything lol
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>>34222213
Okay yeah that's a little bit of a flex then
Good for you
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>>34222202
>don't really think they suspected anything when I was a kid
my parents also never suspected anything with me, i´m definitely somewhere on the spectrum though. i started talking fluently really early & showed other signs of high intelligence, but was socially inept and got heavily bullied once i entered our equivalent of high school, it´s been downhill since. my parents imo just kinda gave up on me and focused on my sister instead.
i do not trust psychiatrists though, i know too many people that got a med prescription that just made them fat, lazy and compliant.
i´m also scared of a diagnosis because i know way too many people that got one and made it their personality/excuse for everything and i don´t want to be like that.
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>>34222183
You mustn't. That fear didn't come from nothingness. Your brain and life itself instilled it in you to protect you from the evil whores 99% of women are.
If anything, talk to older women or old ladies.
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Sexts and all baitposters die horribly tomorrow
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>>34222221
Oops
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Women whats the distance between each of your labia flaps?
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>>34222225
What?
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>>34222216
eh, decent. i foresee a bright future for you and your future ex-homeless crackhead bride.
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>>34222219
Idk women have never done anything to me. Happens with older women too
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>>34222183
Spend time with them to realize how boring abd loser they are
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>>34222114
Eternally pure daughter for sure
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>>34222232
Ching Chong nigga the fuck does any of this shit mean
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>>34222235
NTA
It's different hobbies among Japanese people based off of sex.
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>>34222235
gender ratio, probably
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>>34221875
Why do women wear panties instead of boxers?
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>>34222033
Lmao I think she's just dawging him because he's clavicle. She thought the chimpout dude was rich? After getting his ass choked out on camera? She's not even natural blonde, kek.
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>>34221897
This shit is funny as fuck. I also love how enamored women were with this supposed abuser and how they tripped over themselves to see him again and again.
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>>34222218
I don't think I'm on the spectrum but I was told I was smart a lot but I don't see it. I wasn't really bullied I had friends and shit.
>med prescription
I do kinda wanna try amphetamine just to see if it does anything
>made it their personality/excuse for everything and i don´t want to be like that.
Well that's entirely within your control

Why do you keep using that weird apostrophe by the way what language do you speak
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>>34222234
but micro-penis son will also be an eternal virgin
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>>34222049
Mistress/Billion dollar bitch lmao
Do you have pronouns?
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>>34222240
Discharge. Loose fitting boxers would just get cold vagina goop all over my everything.
I could wear boxer briefs but I have no need for my underwear to continue down my legs to contain my nonexistent balls.
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>>34222079
>brown man rejecting skinny white woman
I'll take things that never happened for $500.
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>>34222248
Eh, she doesn't have much of an ass, I can buy it.
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>>34222248
Bro is straight black wyo
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>>34222241
He is rich, he just lied to her.
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Women, do you hate it when your favorite character gets married and has a family?
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>>34222252
Do you have an actual question that isn't based off random retards on social media?
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>>34222222
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>>34222244
its a "komma"
zher vill be ORDER in my zentence
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>>34222230
>Idk women have never done anything to me.
You forgot, but your brain didn't. That's why it's warning you to stay away.
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>>34222256
Shouldn't you be kleaning up?
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>>34222232
>Hololive for manly ojisans
>Nijisanji for hormonal drama-making bitchy teenage girls
Checks out.
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>>34222240
they are always ready for sex and expecting it by wearing sexy lingerie
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>>34221897
Fucking kek
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34222267
Don't pull that shit you guys say you want a clingy girlfriend but you all get sick of me after 6 months or less stop lying.
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>>34222247
>vagina goop
I was told vagina goop wasn't real.
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>>34222259
i don´t get it
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>>34222275
Well somebody lied to you
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>>34222183
>>34222233 is actually 100% correct despite sounding like incel logic, go on a few dates and you'll realize you're scared of them for no reason at all because most of them are just boring and cookie cutter copies of each other personality-wise
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>>34222247
Why do you have so much discharge? And if you stop banging men for a few weeks wouldn't it subside?
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what do salty milk coins taste like?
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>>34222281
Google it if you actually care, sounds like you don't based on that question.
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>>34222285
nta
i care about your vagina goop, femanon :3
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Do women really have more intense orgasms than men?
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>>34221910
What are you supposed to do when some random person hands you an envelope and says they like you?
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>>34222290
Yes. But what's important to consider is that it's never WITH men
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>>34222290
Yeah. Women enjoy sex more than men, but desire it less than men for some reason
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>>34221964
No. Getting offended by being spoken to by ugly people is a woman thing.
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>>34222285
Says there can be a lot of causes and it really depends. Maybe it's because you take birth control pills.
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>>34221992
M
It's over, but not so over are it could have been. I tried ending it, but I couldn't.
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>>34222288
sloppy top with a side of goopy soup, it's what for dinner.
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Mmm I stink so bad. I wish femanons could smell me.
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>>34222290
Not really, no. I don't understand why moids act like female orgasms are a life changing experience. They're not.
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>>34222293
>>34222295
Sources?
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>>34222272
chad gets tired because he only wanted a bpd clingy girl to manipulate easily
you have to date a loser type guy that wants a clingy gf because he's clingy himself
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>>34222290
How the fuck should I know? It's not like I can try both to compare.
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>>34222290
vegan's do not orgasm. it is a psyop
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>>34222275
Whoever told you does not have sex.
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Femanons, are moids boring?
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>>34221910
>not my type but happy
>actually i might be starting to like her
happened to me, my gf gave me her number and i didn't think much of her at the time but played along and now i think she's the definition of cute
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Heelo male anons get ready to be pwned
>360 nose cope!
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>>34222312
Plap
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>>34222312
Shut up
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State gender
Why do you think it is that women are incapable of being horny? Is it something to do with their anatomy?
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>>34222318
m
wtf are you talking about
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>>34222319
Women cannot get horny, and I'm curious for your thoughts as to why.
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>>34222248
I actually saw this almost a hundred times in the US military. Not joking. There even was a time a female got caught breaking a major rule and she told the 20 year old single guy who caught her she'd fuck him to not turn her in and he didn't even consider it. He just straight turned her in, then at the little review thing they do just told it all out how it happened word by word. Many such cases. Women are often sluts and get completely blindsided by amount of decent men completely denying their pussy-pass.
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>>34222318
It's not evolutionary advantageous for them to fuck everything that moves unlike men
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>>34222321
Valgrind can report memory leaks in code without explicit new or malloc calls because it monitors the entire process, including the C++ Standard Library (STL) and third-party dependencies. High-level abstractions like std::vector, std::string, or std::shared_ptr manage memory internally by making their own heap allocation calls under the hood. If these objects are stored in a way that prevents their destructors from running—such as being placed in a global container that isn't cleared, or being part of a circular reference—Valgrind will flag the resulting "lost" memory. Additionally, the C++ runtime itself may allocate small amounts of memory for internal bookkeeping or exception handling that might appear as reachable or leaked depending on how the program exits.

Would you like me to analyze a specific snippet of code to see where a hidden allocation might be happening?
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>>34222321
Can you explain to me why you're such a goddamn attention whore
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>>34222327
Nigga out here with the chatgpt answers holy
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>>34222324
Yeah, but you'd think it would be advantageous for them to lust after their husbands. A sexually desired husband is definitely more likely to stick around and support her. So why does marriage make women lose interest?
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>>34222312
did sum1 say faze?
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>>34222330
Shhh I need to demonstrate value before I nurture dependency :^)
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>>34222332
They put up with it long enough to have kids and by the time that she stops he's already in too deep.
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>>34222318
It's only a problem for white boys
Women arenplenty horny for black men with big dicks
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>>34222327
mister gpt? I didnt know you were on atoga
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>>34222318
>"women are incapable of being horny"
>me thinking back to the times women stripped and stuck their pussy in my face
>the time a woman snuck into my bed and touch me in my sleep
>the time women touch me in public
>the times gfs would cut me off mid-conversation to announce that they want to have sex now
>"incapable of horny"

bruh, women are premium gooners who don't get chastised enough for their behavior
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>>34222334
You're such a simp ass faggot. Go get some pussy irl
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>>34222340
>Shit that never happened award
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>>34222340
None of that has ever happened
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>>34222343
>>34222344
have more contact with females
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>>34222347
Ok bro
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>>34222205
>An observation deck type thing with a guy in glasses on some kind of control panel, literally no clue why
Yours isn't as weird as mine about the paint and geometric objects, but it's nice other people have these odd things they don't understand too
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>>34222318
idk, it is pretty funny when women say 'oh my sex drive is insane I hope you can keep up' then they tap out after wanting to fuck more than once or twice a week
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Femanons, how much of a degenerate whore are you on a scale of 1 to 10? Are you bump lines of coke then get gangbanged by BBCs level? Be honest, it's anonymous.
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>>34222354
Well I'm a nerdy weeb who faps to eroge, has a low body count, and I've done THC edibles. Where does that put me?
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>>34222356
Women can't fap
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Holy shit, do I now officially know that I'm old based on the fact that women in their early 20s now look like babies to me, even fetuses, instead of human beings?
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>>34222312
Look up your email address on the website haveibeenpwned. It will show you if the notorious hacker known has 4chan has compromised your data and has been watching you masturbate through the webcam on your computer.
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Hard to believe I just live alone now
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>>34222356
Okay Natalie.
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Where did this Mommy shit come from? Girls are supposed to call guys Daddy. That's how it works.
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Women can vote, get a bank account, and marry their lesbian lover
What exactly is the point of feminism now?
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>>34222353
It'd be dumb to keep fucking when you get blueballed every single time. Eventually you just buy a dildo and give your bf some bing bing wahoo toy to get some free time and privacy
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>>34222362
both are gross brain viruses that infect weak peoples
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Why are nerdy women with glasses always the hottest to imagine in depraved sexual situations? Imagining preppy, mainstream, normcore women doing sexual stuff just feels too expected, but seeing a socially awkward nerd get worked over is pure rocket fuel for the penis.
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>>34222282
A dog’s lips.
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>>34222290
I honestly don't think women orgasm the same way men do. I think its feminist propaganda.
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>>34222354
2?
I’m a virgin, don’t do drugs, alcohol or candy. I watch porn does that count?
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>>34222363
So it won’t be taken away.
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>>34222363
Probably to protect women from incel terrorists who want to rape and kill them or massacre random people to "get back" at women/feminism. Not to mention the epidemic of deepfake porn, targeted doxxing of women, and other misogynistic behaviors.
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>>34222070
>If this sort of thing makes you look away how THE FUCK are going to cope and understand human nature?
Lol meanwhile my roommates are watching a true crime thing and I'm looking away cause scary
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>>34222371
have more contact with females.
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>>34222372
Do you mean candy as in actual candy or as in a euphemism for a type of drug? If you mean actual candy, are you like a Mormon or some shit? Or just really into the straight edge punk scene?
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>>34222374
We're at huge risk of those rights being taken away in America with people like JD Vance and Greg Abbott in high office. If Vance becomes president, women's rights are going to be on the chopping block. Not a good time, for sure.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yN2H3--1aw
Need this but for femslop so I can talk to women about stuff they care about
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Women if you could push a button that sends ALL men to India, would you?
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>>34222252
No. It’s boring though
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Women, ho much younger of a guy would you date? Is a 4 and half year age gap too much?
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>>34222372
What porn do you watch?
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>>34222381
Only the Muslims and Groypers.
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>>34222382
Are you just into bad ends?
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>>34222383
38f, dated a 22-24 y/o until late last year.
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>>34222375
>Probably to protect women from incel terrorists who want to rape and kill them
But you keep voting to let in the guys who do more of the rapes and murders?
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>>34222375
>>34222379
Luv me bait but this is kinda tryharding
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>>34222388
No, I don't vote for Republicans.
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>>34222080
A lot
>>34222079
I've worked with bar lasses and nurses who'd get the sack straight away lmao
>>34222087
YJK
>>34222146
I rate the boots
>>34222210
I can later lol, it's mostly just remix this and edit that
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>>34222362
Honestly me and my wife do that. But it's more so because we have kids so we are always calling each other mommy and daddy around them. We kind of just kept doing that even when the kids are not around out of habit. It's extended into the bedroom too like "is mommy tired or does she want to have some fun" or "does daddy want to shower together?" I don't know maybe it is weird but I think its cute and playful.
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>>34222389
How fucking isolated from the real world do you have to be to think that any remotely non-insane opinion is bait? Fuck off.
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>>34222377
Sounds like you need to!
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>>34222394
Woah lol but I'm not gonna take it to bee honest
>>34222390
Pity (you)
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>>34222385
You dont get to choose which men. Its ALL
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>>34222383
I would never date a female older than me. Fuck, sure. Date, hell no.
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>>34222378
Actual candy. Like sugar stuff. I was raised to keep the body in harmony, not sure how to explain it. I did try a Monster once, too sweet. I’m not Mormon, I don’t know much about them. I follow Shinto. Are you religious?
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>>34222400
Leave the milfs for the rest of us
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I'm horny!
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>>34222402
No, I just asked because Mormons are big on avoiding random stuff like caffeine for religious reasons and I could imagine they'd be weird about chocolate and sugar as well.
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The tiktokers have found Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac. You haven’t cried to that song, you haven’t felt Stevie’s pain, you don’t deserve it.
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>>34222379
Yeah, uncertain times. Look out for the people you care about
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>>34222402
>I follow Shinto
Wtf
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>>34222406
Stevie's a little bitch who deserved it.
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>>34222386
No. Being unmarried is not a bad end
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>>34222402
What a lovely lady
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Why do girls like the beach? There's nothing to do.
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>>34222406
>Silver Spring
I had to transfer while taking the Washington Metro at Silver Spring once. Never had much of an interest in it as a town.
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>>34222406
Its objectively a good song, but I hate Stevie Nicks as a person. And now worst of all now the tiktokers will ruin it for me.
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>>34222413
They have an acceptable place to be mostly naked without it being sexualized.
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>>34222387
Why dod you break up?
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>>34222405
Guess we have some stuff in common
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>>34222413
>get to dress in as little clothing as possible in a socially acceptable way
why do you think?
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>>34222363
>What exactly is the point of feminism now?
The point is actual equality of opportunity. We're a very long way away from that. If, for example, we get to the point where, if one parent quits their job to look after the kids full time, 50% of the time it's the father and not the mother, then we'll be getting somewhere.
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>>34222408
What. Lots of people pray and believe in things
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>>34222411
Exactly, instead of being married I volunteered as a free use sex boy for the queer trans couple that lived upstairs. Every week they'd text me as their on-call fuck boy and I would get DP'd by them in their studio unit. Good end, lots of prostate pleasure, lots of penis tuggings and fun in the bum.
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>>34222410
>>34222414
>>34222415
We stan the Gold Dust Woman here. Kindly see yourselves out if you disagree.
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>>34222411
But that seems boring
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>>34222412
Thank you
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Women, if your bf came to visit for the first time, would you let him shit in your toilet?
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>>34222421
There are very few women who want their husbands to be stay-at-home dads
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>>34222418
He was very twitchy and neurotic. And kind of an edgelord. It made him fun at first. But wore me down after a couple years with him.
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>>34222424
Okay weirdo
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>>34222318
>Why do you think it is that women are incapable of being horny?
M. I've known some astonishingly horny women in my time. They just don't get horny for *you*.
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>>34222427
Okay
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Lydia died :(
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>>34222290
>Do women really have more intense orgasms than men?
M. That depends strongly on the woman, but I think on average, probably yes.
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>>34222435
You've been astonishingly gullible in your time, you mean.
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>>34222421
3 times bro!!
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>>34222431
>There are very few women who want their husbands to be stay-at-home dads
And fixing that is one reason why we still need feminism.
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>>34222413
There's swimming and volleyball and drinks. I personally like that it's an outdoors hangout spot where it isn't socially acceptable for men to harass strangers
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>>34222416
>without it being sexualized
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Femanon, why didnt you save me?
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>>34222442
Keep believing that if your world view depends on it, but some of us prefer to believe the evidence of their own senses.
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>>34222445
Do you like being mostly naked in public?
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>>34222450
Keep staring at those shadows on the cave wall, then.
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What if they made an app called GoonBuddy, where you can put in your fetish tags and your gender and it links you up with people to just goon with?
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>>34222437
Just reload a save
I thought skyrim sidekicks were unkillable
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>>34222452
No, I like being naked at home but I don't shave so I have to cover up neck to toe outdoors
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>>34222444
I don't understand why this is a hill you must die on
>There has to be an equal number of stay at home dads as moms!
Why? If women say they don't want that, why are you trying to force them to change their minds? That doesn't sound feminist at all
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>>34222453
>Keep staring at those shadows on the cave wall, then.
Sorry, too busy fucking horny women.
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>>34222454
Fetlife is already a thing, most fetishes already have a dating app. The biggest issue is men outnumber women 9 to 1 on normal dating apps and about 50 to 1 on fetish ones.
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Women, do you have a sexy outfit that you like to wear?
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>>34222454
That’s not new. It won’t survive. It will run into the same issues like the rest of them
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>>34222290
No, this is feminist nonsense. Supposedly women have more intense orgasms, but compare what men do in pursuit of sex vs women, it's so obviously false that anyone who claims it should just be pelted with tomatoes and mocked.
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>>34222459
It's not a case of forcing people to change their minds, it's a case of preventing them from being brainwashed in the first place. Individual women should be free to do what they want, but there should be no *societal* expectation either way.
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>>34222461
Oh yeah, me too. I have to carry around a bat to fight 'em off, they're everywhere. The other day I let my guard down and had sex five times on the walk home, what a blunder.
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>>34222463
Yep, many.
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Hello girlies
Theoretical or experimental scientists?
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>>34222465
It's perfectly possible to want something more and enjoy it less.
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>>34222465
I'm a feminist and I've always believed that sex is shit for women and amazing for men
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>>34222472
>I'm a feminist
Disgusting
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>>34222473
How come? It's the default setting where I'm from
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>>34222470
Yes
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>>34222459
Fell for it again
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>>34222466
But you do realize that it's gonna always be 80-20 never 50-50 or even 67-33, right?
>brainwashed
Are you implying motherhood is something that is not inherent in women?
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>>34222467
Yeah, well, when a woman actually *has* pestered you for sex for the fourth time in one day, and she simply will not shut up about it until you've given her half a dozen orgasms, then you'll know what I mean. Until then, you're just guessing.
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>>34222479
I'm implying that any difference between motherhood and fatherhood (with the exception of who is the source of milk) is purely cultural.
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They've done did me in, bros.
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>>34222481
Nta but men are supposed to go out and fight wars for 9 months of the year build houses for 2 and see their family for 1, what we have now is wholly unnatural
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>>34222481
What a terrible opinion
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>>34222480
I haven't been able to pee for hours because I just have so many horny women constantly sucking my dick. I haven't gotten the smallest break to go the bathroom. They're relentless!
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>>34222456
Not reloading a save because that breaks immersion. I thought so too but my shock spell melted her into ash. Now I have Kharjo :)
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>>34222477
Have to say it's probably the best bait because there genuinely are women who are this retarded out there
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My. tummy hurting
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>>34222488
Go shit, my guy.
or do the jumping exercise.
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>>34222463
>black women lips
hnnnnngggggggg
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>>34222484
>What a terrible opinion
And so long as that's your reaction, we need feminism.
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Say it with me, you know what I mean: K.A.M.
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>>34222490
I've pooped like 3 times already normal it just feels weird and tight even though I havent eaten much.
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>>34222495
what did you eat or drink
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>>34222494
Kiss All Men?
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>>34222483
>men are supposed to go out and fight wars for 9 months of the year
Well, here's a thought: maybe not having vast numbers of people constantly dying in wars is actually an improvement?
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>>34222494
Kill Ass Men?
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>>34222494
Kill All Men?
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>>34222468
What are they?
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>>34222502
No woman has ever said that
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I wish I could afford my own place I think it would be nice and peaceful. And if a moid wanted to come wreck it that would be fine too
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>>34222508
A place? in this economy? with dick? INSANE!
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>>34222326
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>>34222492
Your ideas are bad. They don't work in real life, never had and never will. Give up.
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>>34222494
Krak All Men?
Can I get a bonnie blue take 3?
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i wish women loved and cherished men
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>>34222485
Anon, do you not realise that the more sarcastic you are about this, the more you make it clear that no woman has ever been horny for you?
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>>34222470
*biting your hand*
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>>34222483
Not even true
Most warfare was done in the spring only because they'd have to be back to harvest and obviously too cold in winter
Basically just 3 months at most every year
In medieval times Knights only owed their lords 40 days of military service a year
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>>34222429
Yeah. Blow it up, baby.
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>>34222381
Yes, and then I rescue him and carry him to the nearest cruise port.
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How old were you when you realized that the horror genre, especially in the 20th century, was basically just gay fantasy sex smut?
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do you like coldplay?
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>>34222508
Do you mean wreck it by breaking the bed jackhammering you up the v and b with my p? because I'd love to.
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>>34222521
If you're always thinking about gay sex then yeah everything will remind you of gay sex,
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>>34222487
Even still, never argue with an idiot, don't bother replying no matter what it is.
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>>34222508
It’s very nice and peaceful. I was laying in bed and realized how alone I am
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>>34222522
>do you like coldplay?
The rock band or the fetish?
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>>34222522
They're okay.
I don't follow bands.
I also don't hate generic sounding music, most of the time at least.
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>>34222502
Lots of people dying is good
>>34222517
They'll be on rotation obviously. So we have hordes of men constantly fighting and building.
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>>34222502
M, mid 30s

I strongly disagree. I am constantly dealing with bullshit from my wife's friends and my own female relatives because subprime males somehow survived to this age. I am not a feminist, I think women are fucking idiots, but goddamn it is very clear when dealing with some of this shit that a good chunk of these guys were meant to die meaningless deaths. As far as the chad-harem thing I've come to realize it is not really about sex but more about one man managing the lives of 10 retarded women, which I already do.
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>>34222508
What have you done to deserve your own place
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Men, how did you defeat the gangster your girlfriend prostituted herself out to for money when she was short on cash? Did his goons ever threaten you or come after you?
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>>34222532
You Are a subprime male though
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>>34222535
cuckold poster.
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How many of you are Feds? BlueValk need not reply, we already know
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>>34222535
I ain't fighting fo no hoe
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>>34222538
desu if the posters in these threads are feds they've given me better advice than r*ddit
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>>34222538
There was one person here that worked for the Social Security Administration, I think?
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>>34222502
>Well, here's a thought: maybe not having vast numbers of people constantly dying in wars is actually an improvement?
Not for women
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>>34222543
>tfw get to defer or be exempt from the draft due to turbo autism
>women whose husbands are away at war hit me up as their substitute Sex Guy (tm)
>their husbands either die or come home to find their girlfriends/wives/fiancees pregnant with my babies
It's like poetry
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>>34222494
Kick Ass Moids?
>>34222508
Real and relatable
Dw I'll clean it and make creme brule
>>34222522
I don't mind then lol but not my cuppa really
>>34222535
Bro lives in a noir drama
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>>34222515
wat
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>>34222536
Sure bruh, I've got too many kids and I've been propositioned for affairs multiple times, but I'm subprime.
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>>34222532
If you think like this, you are a bad person.
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>>34222549
I think he's just larping 2bh
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>>34222549
A lot of the old men in these threads are bad people.
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>>34222552
A lot of the people in this thread are bad people
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Women, why aren't you willing to just share good bfs with other women instead of having to force yourself to have a bad bf by yourself?
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>>34222553
Specifically the old men, they have a certain kind of nastiness to them.
The kind that makes you feel icky.
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>>34222552
>A lot of the old men in these threads are bad people.
I might be a pervert and have edgy opinions, but at least I'm not a murderer, a robber, an insider trader, or a rapist. At worst I've been a vandal, a verbal sexual harasser, and a public nuisance.
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>>34222548
>can only get a wife who is friends with whores and sluts and trashy uncultured swine
Yea bro I'm sure you having a gaggle of children in a borderline trailer park is Prime Male shit
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>>34222514
A woman convinced me she was horny for me. Multiple times, she has masturbated while sucking my dick. She bragged about her oral fixation, saying that I'd need to get used to getting my dick sucked all the time. She had all kinds of fantasies. She bought cheap tights just so I could rip them open and fuck her though them, and it was her idea!

Anyway, I married her, and she's wonderful. She cooks amazing food, she does silly stuff for no other reason than to make me laugh, she affectionately touches my butt all the time, she calls me attractive directly and indirectly (e.g. "I was watching this music video and thought the main guy was cute, and then I realized that he looks like he could be your cousin. I have a type!"), she praises me and calls me an amazing husband, and so on. Also, she hasn't sucked my dick in well over a year. We have sex slightly less than once a week on average, but she won't get on top, she won't touch my dick unless I ask her to, she won't let me touch between her legs unless it's with my dick, and so on. It's like she thinks it's important for us to have sex as a married couple, but she otherwise has no interest in it.

How can she like me so much, be so attracted to me, be in a sexual relationship with me, and have had so much lust for me, yet she has no libido now and doesn't even care? I've asked her if she wanted to have a stronger libido, and her answer was no. So, my way of coping is realizing that she was never horny for me. She just thought she was. If someone as in love with me and attracted to me as she is doesn't have lust for me, then female lust must not be a thing. It's the only way for things to make sense.
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State gender: Would you rather
>Love-filled relationship
>No sex
or
>Sex-filled relationship
>No love
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>>34222549
>>34222552
If it matters I'd never want to sleep with any of these women, I just wish I had power of attorney over them, mostly because it causes my wife distress when they fuck up.
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Women do you consider 27 old?
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>>34222564
Sure, man
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>>34222555
I wouldn’t mind having a trouple relationship
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Group vote should I go on a drug fuelled rampage
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You're daughter brings home a man and a woman for Christmas dinner. How do you feel?
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>>34222555
It's not sharing if we love each other AND the guy.
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>>34222570
You are daughter
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>>34222570
turn 360 degrees and walk out
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>>34222570
Ask if she can lend them out to me so that I can have sex with them.
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>>34222571
Hi JH
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>>34222568
Are you just bi?
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>>34222570
As long as they taste good I don't care.
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>>34222583
gay
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Is this behavior weird in retrospect?
>Older female cousin used to gift me books with notes on the title page about how "sexy" the book's content was and how I could get off to it
>My aunt/her mother once gifted her a vibrator for Christmas while the entire family watched
>My aunt and cousin once booked a room with only one bed on vacation and joked about how they could "make mother daughter incest porn" there
>My aunt used to tickle me and my other relatives and say she was "raping us" with tickles
Was there something fucked up going on there?
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>>34222586
I mean, you're kinda sharing him because he was her bf first
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JH is living proof that girls want to become single moms
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>>34222589
They probably just thought you were gay
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>>34222586
wish girls looked like this irl
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>>34222590
That's not how it works.
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>>34222535
>Men, how did you defeat the gangster your girlfriend prostituted herself out to for money when she was short on cash?
Polonium-210. That's all I'm saying.
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>>34222556
>Specifically the old men, they have a certain kind of nastiness to them.
>The kind that makes you feel icky.
Mission accomplished.
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>feeling exhausted and overwhelmed by my girlfriend
For the past 4-6 months, it's been frequent arguments and disagreements that are always my fault and my duty to resolve constant frustration because of things I'm "doing wrong" or "not doing", and having to basically be the only person on call to alleviate her feelings of unhappiness or loneliness.

I can't remember the last time the focus actually was on my emotions or feelings, which is by me normally fine but I am feeling overwhelmed by the constant flood of negative emotions from her to the point last week where I have lied about being busy so I can have some time to myself.

Is there any coming back from this? I don't resent her but I need a break from being the sole cause of unhappiness it seems.
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>>34222599
Kittenposter lezzed out and tried to be gay?
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>>34222599
Slap the shit out of her
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>>34222562
>then female lust must not be a thing. It's the only way for things to make sense.
Unfortunately, there are other explanations.
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>>34222603
Such as
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Has anyone here gone through a period of experimenting with gay behaviors before realising that you are romantically straight?
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>>34222599
>Is there any coming back from this?
Why would you want one?
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>>34222606
>Has anyone here gone through a period
Ew no! I'm a boy
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Who was in the wrong here?
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Women why does everything smell and taste like shit all of a sudden
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>>34222603
Are you just doing the extremely lazy infidelity accusation, or do you have something worthwhile to say?
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>>34222613
You for getting chatgpt to write this garbage
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>>34222538
You know I'm a fed? Or that I'm not a fed?
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>>34222620
You're always fed you fucking pig
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What tongueless ghost of sin crept through my curtains?
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>>34222620
why havent you fed me some milk?
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>>34222620
You live in VA, definitely a glowie.
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>>34222547
Agnhagnhangh rawr
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>>34222605
>Such as
Honestly, I'm sure you can think of plenty yourself, and if you can't, I'm not going to torture you by putting ideas into your head. But the fact that you are married to a woman with a fairly low libido and extremely limited sexual tastes doesn't mean ALL women are like that. I'm perfectly happy to believe that your account of your married life is true; but you should do other people the same courtesy and assume that they are also talking in good faith.
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>>34222629
I'm not him
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>>34222613
Some people's directional hearing isn't very good. I often have no idea at all which direction a sound is coming from.
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>>34222616
>Are you just doing the extremely lazy infidelity accusation,
No. See >>34222629
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How do I cope with never being satisfied and always wanting more?
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>NTR is considered universally disgusting
>But cuckqueaning is hot
Explain
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>>34222621
RAWR *CHOMP*
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>>34222634
Men are ugly women are pretty shrimple as
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>>34222634
Men are the only real consumers of porn, and the fantasy of a woman lusting after you enough to try to steal you from your GF is hot, while your GF fucking some other guy is not.
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>>34222634
In a good world, you'd realize it's because of misogyny, but alas
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If this medicaiton gives me a horrible life long disease I will laugh and laugh and laugh
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>>34222638
>Misogyny
Explain
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Should i just start drawing furry porn? would i get rich?
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>>34222642
No, I don't think I'll bother.
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>>34222624
I'm not lactating and I wish I was.
Does >he want some hole milk?
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>>34222634
Brood parasitism
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>>34222641
Lemme guess accutane
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>>34222648
Its making me poop
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M
I want to go to a bar alone this weekend and grind some socialization xp. Is this a good idea? I might do it next weekend but it’s valentines so it might be weirder to do
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>>34222642
You can't get a baitposer to elaborate you silly goose
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>>34222649
Men should just accept crater face and move on with their life.
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>>34222634
Like what >>34222637 said
Since men are the intended consumer of porn so at least cuckqueaning is not based around humiliation of the male
Although I don't care for it
I fucking hate cheating scenes and I fucking despise love triangles even if it's one guy and two women
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I'm starting a foundation for ugly people to support them and stuff end of life care etc. Anyone want to help?
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>>34222649
So am I right or am I right. Did you finally cave
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>>34222641
That's the price of vanity.
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>>34222654
No. I hate uglies.
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Women, do you get seasonal sads?
>>
eatin candy
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Women with large breasts, what's the difference between a glance and a stare?
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>>34221897
Why does she keep coming back then? Is really more an indictment on foids.
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>>34222661
You have to define large in this thread. Some men have eyes too big for their heads.
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>>34222658
I actually get it in the summer. Fuck my life.
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>>34222660
That stuff rots your teeth you know. It gets sugar in your teeth and then your teeth rot and fall out of your skull. Your teeth will rot and fall out of your skull and it will be extremely painful. A dentist will have to drill them out and fill them and then they'll die and you'll need them replaced and you'll have problems with your teeth forever because they rotted out of your skull.
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>>34222660
What candy
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>>34221948
We aren't? At least Im not. Where do you get that from?
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>>34222665
it tastes so good
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>>34222665
My mom when I eat apple sauce
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>>34222664
I be sweating so much in the summer I no longer have energy to be depressed.
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>>34221964
No, is nice I feel a bit charming and relaxed.
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>>34222658
I have the always sads I get the march want to kill myselfs
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>>34222668
It won't taste so good when it ROTS YIUR TEETH KHR KF YOUR SKJLL AND ALL TIRJ TWETH FALL KUT. YOU WJLL AHEV CAVITIES AND KT WILL BE EXTREMELY FPLAINFUL AND TOJT TWETH WJLL ROT AND SMELL AND FALL OJT KF TKJR HEAD. TOU WKLL HAVE AN ANBCESA AND CWVITIES. AND TOOTH DECAH DRLM THE ACIDS AND SUGARS. TOUR TEEHR WILL GRIND DOWN AND BECOME A BURDEN AND THEY WKLL DECAY FDKM THE INDIDE and you will have to pull them out
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>>34222650
Do it
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>>34222678
I'm so sick of you NG you have no idea. Fuck
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>>34222649
I'm PLOPPING IN MY PANTS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btst0VEojP4
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>>34222661
It's officially a stare at 3 second
I am only medium breasted
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>>34222677
worth it
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>>34222680
of what
atp if you are this easily annoyed something is wrong with you
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I HATE MY TEEYH. I GATE MY TEEHT TGEY ARE BIOLOGICAL SND CROOKED AND FEOAGILE. I WANT TO REPLACE MY TEETH WITH METAL AJD NEVECE HAVE TO WORRY SBKUT THEM BUT I AHCR TO SUFFER TBROGH ENLEWSSA TORTURE BECAUSE RHEY DO NOT REGEBENATS ANS ARE HOPELESSLY DELIXATE. I GATE SUGAR
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>>34221964
I have actually never met a legit ugly woman. You'd have to be a burn victim or something. It seems like the less attractive ones almost kinda compensate with good hygiene and hair and stuff. It seems like men don't do this.
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>>34222689
Where tf do you live
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>>34222683
Interesting. Does the clothing choice affect this at all? Like, if you're showing a bunch of cleavage you want me to look, right?
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>>34222685
Of HER argh
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>>34222690
NTA
I live in East Asia and that's how I feel.
Women be pretty all the time, even women with less usual body figures are still at worst simply average looking.
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>>34222674
>yuzu gummy
Promising
>some chink coconut ginger hard candy
>not just real candied ginger or sushi ginger
Ew
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>>34222131
Im not unitedstatian so sure
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JH have you done any raceplay with your Caucasian owners yet?
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>>34222690
Canada.
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>>34222699
You standards are probably in hell, tons of mid chicks here
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>>34222182
Why aren't you married yet?
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>>34222700
NTA
Big difference between being mid and being ugly
>>
Men hate Sabrina Carpenter and love Sydney Sweeney.

Women hate Sydney Sweeney and love Sabrina Carpenter.
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Men do you like the feeling of fur on your dick?
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>>34222693
just get over it
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>>34222700
Mid is in no way ugly. Your standards are too high.
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When will women learn that it's never worth it.
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>>34222688
Just go get a quote from a dental implant place, bruh. Say you want to terminatormaxx
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>how do women feel about dating someone in the military?
It'll be 12 months of training (if I get in), then postings that will change

I'm not interested in a relationship but would be nice to travel around and meet women. Would most steer clear because I'm transitioning through wherever I'm based?
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Women, why do you want a man the worse he treats you?
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>>34222695
the first ingredient was coconut milk so i thought i'd give it a try
>>not just real candied ginger or sushi ginger
i don't wanna eat sushi ginger for candy...
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>>34222702
>>34222707
By mid I mean ugly. You just ignore the ones you don't like
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>>34222703
I don't love Sydney Sweeney, I just think she's more sexually appealing
Sabrina Carpenter is basically what every woman thinks looks good, clown makeup and all
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>>34222711
Stop basing your entire understanding of relationships off of hood rats.
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>>34222710
They say for as long as you're in the military to not date unless you want an asexual wife or to be cuckolded.
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>>34222710
>12 months of training
The fuck?
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Women, do you have some uncanny ability to sniff out who is married and a dad? Because before marriage women never approached me, now after marriage and kids women are always trying to talk to me. THE FUCK! I'm not interested now but its pissing me off. Where were you before?
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>>34222712
It's darn good tho, practically free candy with sushi.
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>>34222705
Yeah she needs to
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>>34222717
male daycare.
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>>34222703
They're both generic blonde women with the complexion of Frosty the fucking Snowman.
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I'm so exhausted. I don't have the energy for cardio today but I'm still going to do it anyway.
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>>34222710
No thank you
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>>34222718
You're ignoring the women, so that makes them want you more.
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>>34222535
I would never have someone like her as my gf, even though I dont believe they are a bad person for doing that in a desperate situation.
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>>34222713
First of all, I'm autistic and introverted. I ignore all women.
Second, there isn't really a "mid" label for men. Women are either doable or they're not. And usually the undoable ones are just fat.
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>>34222718
You are so weird lol is this your cope for why your wife hates having sex with you
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Women how would you feel if you showed your bf your boobs for the first time and he said ew
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>>34222719
... at least i learned something new about you
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>>34222725
Honestly, thats what it could be. Not caring about them puts them in heat or something.
>>34222729
Shut up foid. I dick my wife just fine.
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>>34222704
I don't know, never felt it
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>>34222732
>Not caring about them puts them in heat or something.
This kinda falls under >>34222711
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>>34222731
You got it dude
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>>34222732
You were literally just crying about her not wanting to suck yor cawk
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>>34222708
dating CHAD is worth it to them though
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Why have you exposed your bare feet? Why do you show toe?
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About to get my blood drawn, see ya
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>>34222708
I learned my lesson he dumped me and I'm fucking devestated
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>>34222739
Be care ful mine squirted last time
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>>34222739
I need to get drained but I keep having illnesses' that are against protocol.
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>>34222708
I learned the first time if they have serious shit and they don't get a therapist or onto a medication then they're gonna pop in 2 months minimum.
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Men, have you ever peeped on the women's locker room to see chicks naked? Or did you ever drill holes in the walls of a ladies' dorm room or maybe install cameras to watch them play with themselves and expose their tits?
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>>34222749
no
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>>34222749
No they dragged me in and exposed their breasts to me
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>>34222717
Officer training is more rigorous than basic.
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Women, have you ever exposed your breasts to someone who is not a significant other or doctor?
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>>34222753
Yeah. You guys.
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If my testosterone levels are normal then why is my bush like that... nvmind it dont matter
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>>34222749
Is this a fetish of yours?
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>>34222753
My sister's seen them.
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Men, is your bush balding/greying?
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>>34222753
Does a massage therapist count?
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>>34222759
Like what
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>>34222703
>Men hate Sabrina Carpenter
You don't speak for me
(this is my ringtone https://voca.ro/1bKoCg1lyi3S)
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>>34222723
Good on you for doing it anyway anon. Even if you just do a semi-workout hopefully you feel better after
Tho there's also nothing wrong with taking a rest day if you need it
>>34222749
No, I accidentally walked in though once at my temp job cause I'm retarded, cause I'm retarded, luckily no one was there
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>>34222768
No, the opposite kek
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>>34222772
Hairy and dark and scary
And my legs look male too but my arms are hairless
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My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.

Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. That's all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
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Femanons, do you think women who make findom and male humiliation porn are bad people?
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>>34222780
How do your legs look male are they obscenely hairy
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>>34222785
Is that what you want anon
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>>34222785
No, they're not stomping on puppies nor molesting children.
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>>34222768
I have more hair on my balls than on my scalp
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>>34222703
M
I don't know who either of those people are. I don't listen to lame pop music
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>>34221875
Women,

You find out your bf takes medication for high blood pressure for genetic predisposition reasons. Is this a turn off? He is otherwise healthy and fit with a nice body
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>>34222785
No. I just think their heart probably isn't in it and we couldn't be friends.
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>>34222787
They look bald on the thighs, light hair on the knees and halfway down my shins dark and long hairs
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Femanon, just wanted to let you know your moustache is very much visible and people just don't bring it up.
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>>34222796
So like half your shins are hairy? Does it go down to your feet. Do you have dark hair in general
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Women, would this work on you?
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>>34222788
Yes, and I am ashamed of it.
>>34222789
They are manipulating and putting people down who already have self esteem issues and negative self-worth, instead of choosing to build people up and be kind.
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>>34222793
No. Just keep making healthy choices.
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>>34222774
What song is this
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>>34222796
>normal female bodyhair pattern
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>>34222798
No stops at the ankle
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>>34222806
Is it dark in general, besides don't most women have to shave their legs anyways
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>>34222793
Why the hell would my BF making good health decisions be a turn off? It's not like he's morbidly obese.
>>34222800
>They are manipulating and putting people down who already have self esteem issues and negative self-worth, instead of choosing to build people up and be kind.
Anon, it's porn. Stop overthinking it.
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>>34222797
Well I hope you don’t mind the smell of the cream.
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>>34222809
>Anon, it's porn. Stop overthinking it.
Nta but when people are forking over their life savings for a kink yeah I don't think it's porn anymore
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>>34222805
LET. WOMEN. BE. HAIRY.
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>>34222809
>>34222801
It's my current situation. I have genetic predisposition on both sides and at 23 the only thing that I have contributing to it is a bmi of 25 and a diet of 2500mg of sodium on average. It feels fucking embarrassing to probably need meds as a 23 year old
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>>34222814
You can be hairy or you can get eaten out
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>>34222753
changed shirts on soccer field w/ bra on
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>>34222811
Nta
A fool and his money are soon parted
If you're dumb enough to have, and engage, in a financial domination fetish, then you deserve to lose all of your money, lol.
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>>34222809
>Anon, it's porn. Stop overthinking it.
It is degrading porn that seeks to insult people and lower their self-esteem. I don't believe things like findom, cuckolding, or sph can be engage in wholesomely. Those are things that the vast majority of people are ashamed of both creating and consuming, which is why the creators hide their faces and don't use their names and the people with those fetishes would never admit to having them.
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>>34222814
I'm trying
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>>34222818
Yeah this was how I was gonna reply, it's basically how I feel.
>>34222820
>findom, cuckolding, or sph
>sph
One of these things is not like the other.
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Why are the femanons so cruel to ugly guys?
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>>34222814
I am letting myself be hairy. :)
I get a few chest hairs between my boobs and nip hairs too.
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>>34222824
Gross
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>>34222824
Proof?
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>>34222824
I got a single strand of nipple hair too for some reason, but that’s more acceptable since I’m a guy
I also have a single strand eyebrow hair that’s like double length
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>>34222818
That is a separate argument altogether. Obviously both the drug dealer and the drug addict are responsible for the drug trade and people ultimately have free will but that isn't being argued. The question is whether or not they are good people, and I don't think they are. Good people don't prey on people's insecurities and low self-worth to make a profit, good people show kindness and sympathy to others and try to build their community up.
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>>34222823
Jealousy
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Gender
Favorite ancient civilization? Ancient being loosely defined along the lines of social and economic advancement than literal timeline.
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>>34222843
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Israel
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>>34222843
F
Either Ancient China or Ancient Egypt depending on my mood.
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Femanons, why are you ugly? I find it quite disturbing to talk to when your face looks like that. Can you not please?
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>>34222837
>comparing drug addicts to simp paypigs
Not comparable
Also how do findom people "prey on the insecure" lol. There's no peer pressure to send you money to e-whores
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>>34222843
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The Mongols, as a military science fan
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Why can't I stay mad at her?
Why am I incapable of holding a grudge against her?
Am I a cuck?
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>>34222803
It's a remix I did of Tears lol https://youtu.be/V9vuCByb6js
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>>34222843
M, idk the Aztecs seemed pretty based
>>34222846
Ancient China and Egypt did have the drip tbf
Tho I would not want to fight dragons or build pyramids
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>>34222843
Native Americans :)
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Hard to go wrong with Greece. They gave us so many mythological creatures! Harpies, centaurs, lamia, etc.
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>>34222848
Why are you gay?
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>>34222843
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The Minoans
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>>34222849
>Also how do findom people "prey on the insecure" lol. There's no peer pressure to send you money to e-whores
Because lonely people with no self-esteem fetishize their insecurities and findoms take advantage of that to profit. Nobody is truly proud and happy to be a cuck or a paypig simp or whatever, they just derive sexual pleasure from their anxiety. Instead of talking to that lonely person for free and being a friend to them, they further degrade the person and take their money when they know that ultimately hurts them. It IS the same thing as a drug, it's the same thing as junk food and obesity, nobody is perfect and we shouldn't enable others destructive vices for personal gain.
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>>34222848
I thought we were frens, anon 3;
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>>34222859
>>34222860
Namefags with the shit choices
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>>34222863
It's gay to not like ugly women?
>>34222868
We would be if you were prettier
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>>34222869
*patiently waiting for that guy to schizopost because I will beetleguese it*
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>>34222869
It's kind of crazy how is entire personality is porn and sex despite being a virgin. Or maybe that's just par for the course at his age.
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>>34222872
Yes
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>>34222878
And may I ask how
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>>34222877
Personally I think it’s crazy that he sets his 4chanX to ping him when someone says “Exhibanon” or anything like that
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>>34222872
God damn it autism face traits. Betrayed again
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>>34222869
What do you mean, wasn't Native America a single homogeneous united civilization??
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>>34222883
Being a narcissistic attention whore is about the least shocking thing about him but it is decidedly pathetic
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>>34222866
>lonely people with no self-esteem fetishize their insecurities
No they don't. That says more about how YOU think. They don't prey on the lonely, they prey on the fetishists. Fuck serial deviants
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Women, how do you feel about your vagina being literally ribbed for his pleasure?
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>>34222849
Nta but let's face it, any guy who's sending shitloads of money to some e-girl bc he gets off to it is very mentally ill lol
So while I think live and let live and people are entitled to do what they want, the e-girl is taking advantage of the simp
The same way that people can gamble their money away if they like, but it is addictive and gambling companies are not exactly moral
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Easy ass wordle tn
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>>34222898
men have to wear condoms for a reason.
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>>34222898
The vagina looks like that? Freaky
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>>34222900
Except not every viewer is sending shitloads of money to an e girl or vtuber or whatever. Those are a minority.
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>>34222909
I'd still put my dick in there tbd
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>>34222892
It is still ultimately not only enabling but also encouraging the self-destructive behavior of others for personal profit. It isn't some gray area of "we don't know if this service or food we are selling you is good or bad for you yet but here our studies on why you should buy it", everyone already fucking knows that findom is completely harmful for the people that are throwing away their money and being degraded. The findommes themselves know it. Just as drug dealers know that heroin is bad or McDonalds knows their goyslop is bad, yet they still fucking sell it because they only care about profit.
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Why are Swedes such cucks?
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>>34222911
I honestly don't know if I could
Maybe with enough alcohol
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Rosa Parks in my Minecraft? Wow!
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Anons would you be ok if your gf decided to undergo a procedure she has been considering ever since her mother said she “needed work”
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Women why do you all allow yourself to be trafficked by people like epstein?
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What makes a Redditor the way they are? How do you end up this way? Is it gradual? Is it learned? Are they born this way?
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>>34222914
I don't care. If people who i dont like are suffering, I can only be glad
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Interesting sequence of posts
>>34222919
What work
>>34222921
Lack of testosterone
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Girls, how do I find someone who loves me enough to poke holes in our condoms?
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>>34222919
I would not be with a gf like that, to be honest.
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>>34222921
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>>34222919
No
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Women, is someone in the wolf?
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>>34222921
Well you see, instead of becoming properly socialized and growing out of the nerd/jock dynamic, they got an inordinate amount of power via their investment in tech. Now they are simply revolting against anything that is “normal”. I kinda don’t blame them, fags like >>34222924 are just as bad
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>>34222926
Thats not love. Thats just indulging in your fetish
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>>34222898
You have it mixed up. Dick was made to accommodate me, not the other way around.
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>>34222933
You know I'm right faggot
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>>34222816
Coward
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Human beings were not made to have sex, full stop. If you disagree with me you're a lemming npc zogbot
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>>34222926
Do you get off to the idea of her sabotaging? Because she could just lie about being on birth control and just leg lock you everytime
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>>34222898
I wanna feel >his tip shift over my folds. :)
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>>34222934
I don't have a fetish, it's just a possessive and destructive act which I find incredibly attractive
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>>34222935
I am built to serve.
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>>34222824
I have one weird areola hair
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>>34222937
Yeah but you say it like a disingenuous little faggot nigger to give yourself ego strokes
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>>34222940
Lying to your partner is a big no no anon, poking holes in rubber is preferable to lying, even to lying by omission
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>>34222613
Yeah it's kind of a stupid question almost all of the time.
However, one time for whatever reason the sound was bouncing perfectly in my house, so when someone was knocking on the bathroom it sounded like they were knocking on my bedroom across the hall, and when I responded it sounded like it was coming from the bathroom.
So they knocked on the bathroom door, I answered, they asked when I would be finished and I explained I was actually in my room.
So while it's kind of weird, they could have thought he wasn't actually in the bathroom. Or, maybe an even better explanation is that he could have responded that way because he wasn't doing anything important and just leaving.
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Finished drawing my blood, it’s over for me
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>>34222831
>>34222945
Nipple hair togies~
I have like 5 per nip.
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>>34222945
Just one is weird, you should have either none or a dozen.
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>>34222946
Kill yourself gaylord, you're one of them ain't you
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>>34221973
went to far with that last one there miss
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>>34222935
Which came first, the dickin' or the impreg?
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>>34222953
Of course it's weird that's why I mentioned it also no I should not have a dozen. The one gets plucked.
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Girls, would you convert to catholicism for your moid?
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A lot of people say it as a joke but genuinely and without exaggeration I could fix her. I could make her happier than ever
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>>34222926
Make sure you get tested beforehand.
God damn this 3 stage capcha
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>>34222943
Thats called a fetish
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>>34222910
Sure, I thought they were talking about findom specifically tho
OF girls who guys just throw a few bucks here and there are whatever lol
>>34222918
Chat is this real
>>34222919
>ever since her mother said she “needed work”
Don't let your mom get in your head lol
My mom once told me I could always get plastic surgery for my nose one day lmao but apparently it's fine
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>>34222921
low T and in a bubble
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>>34222960
No
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>>34222965
>low T and in a bubble
So like this website then
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>>34222960
I was raised catholic and have considered going back to church in these times.
>>34222961
Bless you anon
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>>34222960
If one of us has to convert he isn't the one
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>>34222960
No. I'm not against going to church for my moid, but I'm not religious, and while I'm not an atheist, it's doubtful I'll ever convert back to any religion again. Also I grew up Protestant.
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My crush hasn't texted me in over 2 weeks. What do I do?
>A. Continue to ignore her until she texts first. Risk never hearing from her again.
>B. Text her first and risk looking beta, but will at least get a convo going in hopes of a second chance

Genuinely dont know what to do.
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>>34222959
>no I should not have a dozen
A girl with a bit of chest hair is cute.
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>>34222961
Bit of a groomer
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>>34222970
Nta but I was also raised catholic and I've considered committing arson on the church
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>>34222973
Why didn't you ask her out shortly after exchanging contacts? If you want her why not act like you're interested. Imo just ghost her, you wasted your chance
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>>34222963
No it's not

>>34222962
Skill issue anon, I don't need a captcha because I've been banned so many times 4channel knows I'm a real person!
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>>34222978
Yeah agreed. I cannot comprehend how people will have the confidence to exchange contacts but not to actually date someone. I've never been able to do either but they don't seem any tougher than eachother
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>>34222978
Cuz I wasn't ready to.
Weve been friends for a long while now and I thought she'd always be there
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Why are femanons such godless heathens?
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>>34222960
Not on paper.
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>>34222982
Friends fade away sometimes. There's nothing you can do
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I think i’m gonna go have sushi for lunch, you guys like sushi?
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>>34222970
Bless YOU
>>34222976
Huh????
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>>34222983
Secularism has been the default in all first world countries for probably 40 years now
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>>34222980
Asking for peoples contacts, even asking to hang out, is easy as pie.
But making an intimate or romantic move when you have no experience, extremely difficult
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Why are all the marriage material girls married
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>>34222983
Rawr
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>>34222983
Turns out when most religions say that women are inferior, that makes most religions seem unappealing to women. Shocking I know.
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>>34222974
Dafuq
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>>34222992
>easy as pie
Well I don't have experience with either, so they both seem equally impossible
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>>34222989
Any “I can fix her” fellas say that because they feel unworthy of a complete woman that they actually want. You cannot “fix” someone. Growing together will happen with someone you truly bond with and love, naturally. What you really mean is “I can groom her into being my perfectly fantastical idealized woman”
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>>34222997
It makes her seem freespirited.
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>>34222983
We still have gods and religions, just not the ones of the old world. Humans will always find something to worship.
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>>34222988
No
>>34222993
You tell me dumbass
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>>34223001
Such as
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>>34222988
Does grocery store sushi even count
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>>34222999
Dawg you are reaching. None of us are "complete", we all have our problems, I like her and wanna help with hers so we can grow together. Mind bogglingly cynical view.
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I hate food fuck this gay earth
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>>34223012
Wtf has food done to you
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>>34222996
>>34223001
>>34222990
Compared to normies femanons are particularly godless though
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>>34223013
I wish I never had to eat it ever again
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>>34223007
Politics and ideology, pop culture and celebrities, science, technology, etc etc. without organized religion people just find something else to worship.
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>>34223014
Yeah, because most religions are anti-woman. Why are you shocked by this?
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>>34223010
There is a world of difference between “I feel overwhelmed from work and want to relax with someone” vs “I am incapable of going outside”. I’m cynical because I’ve been captain save a hoe before. It does not work
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I’m a fragile little boy
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>>34223009
Probably, I mean, if you like those, you probably really like the real thing
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>>34223015
Why though. What do you not like about eating. Food taste good
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>>34223009
It does if it's a good grocery store.
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>>34223017
Femanons compared to women in general
61% of women consider themselves to be feminist
66% of women consider themselves to be religious
Big overlap there
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i am literally god and nobody believes me when i tell them this

i am a metaphysical solipsist i believe nothing exists outside of me and the nothingness that exists outside of me is me because i am nothing.
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>>34222920
free trips
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>>34223019
Alright well you're you and I'm me, I know her problems and you don't, frankly if your idea of saving a hoe is grooming the shit out of her it says a lot more about you than me
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>>34223028
You're insanely annoying
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I love a nice bush. Take note whores!
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>>34223027
I'm not sure what the point you're making is. There are dumb women who still follow religions that are anti-women? Sure.
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>>34223037
Women I'm so tired
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>>34223020
I feel like that's everyone deep down.
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What is it about geeky women with glasses that makes me hope they'll volunteer as sexual pets?
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>>34223037
I'm saying femanons are more godless than the average woman
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>>34223038
Why should I follow a religion that says I'm inferior and need to submit to men?
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>>34223038
Hi, so tired
I'm anonymous :)
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>>34223009
>>34222988
My body's saying let's go, but my heart is saying no.
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Women are inferior and do need to submit to men, though.
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>>34223042
Okay, then why aren't you asking out real life women instead of femanons then?
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>>34223043
I dunno I misquoted
>>34223044
Hi anonymous I wanna sleep for a very long time
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>>34223031
You’ve been projecting nonstop this entire reply chain so, good luck with that
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>>34223046
No. Men need to submit.
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>>34223046
Why?
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Women what if your bf/brother/son turned into 80 year old robert de niro
Would you still love him
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>>34223053
I'll submit if you wrestle me.
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Jerking off again haha
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>>34223053
I'm sorry my assignments are late can I have one more day please
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>>34223056
Like, the form, or did he do something naughty and I should want to kill them.
(I'm not in on this lore)
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>>34223058
This guy! What a character!
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>>34223045
Sushi can never be wrong
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>>34222988
Yess I love it and not had in forever
Enjoy!
>>34222993
I wonder why....
>>34223009
I used to get that all the time too lol. Still yum
>>34223012
Food is good for you <3
Iktf I get in moods like that and go two days without eating, bad habit
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Why did everyone just accept it when the US dollar became fiat currency while still being the global reserve currency?
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PLEASE ANSWER

How often do you wash your hair?
How often do you wash your ears?
Hows your skin?
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>>34222644
>would i get rich?
Probably not unless you really devote yourself to it and appeal to a niche fetish or whatever
But you can make some stuff on the side
I have an old mate who draws gay furry smutty stuff lol and makes some cash from it. He has severe depression (the clinical kind, his childhood was fucked) but between that and PIP can support him and his mam. They're still poor but it's enough to get by at least
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>>34223066
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Uh hair like every couple of days
Every day for ears in the shower
My skin is good and clear but I think I'm just lucky desu
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>>34223066
M
Once a week for all
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>>34223063
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
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>>34223074
how do moids live like this
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I wanna wake up in a city that doesn't sleep
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>>34223012
>>34223015
i feel this so much, anon
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>>34223074
>How's your skin?
>Once a week
???
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>>34223078
I'm a meet who doesn't go outside, I'd take better care of myself if I there was anyone I cared about impressing
>>34223083
Oh oops. My back breaks out kinda frequently and my face is either dry and flaky when I don't wash it or extremely oily when I do.
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I don't understand what happened. The
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>>34223088
Shit him at his desk
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>>34223087
>my face is either dry and flaky when I don't wash it or extremely oily when I do.
You'd think it'd be the other way around.
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The kid sitting behind me at the sushi place just got his ass whooped, lol
Would you beat your kids in public if they’re misbehaving?
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>>34223066
M. I shower once a day in the morning, never do anything for my skin.
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>>34223091
Not really. When I don't wash it the dead skin builds up and flakes off. When i do my skin goes into overdrive with oil production because it thinks it's dehydrated or irritated or something. It checks out.
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>>34223080
Come to the council estate, I hear police cars outside at 3am
>>34223087
>I'm a NEET who doesn't go outside
I'm also basically a hermit but cleanliness is godliness as they say
What would your waifu think
>>34223093
No I would never lay hands on my hypothetical kids at all or scold them in public
My mom would scream at and hit me in public all the time and it's just embarrassing desu
Anyway enjoy your sushi lol
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>>34222996
Women are statistically much more religious than men are lol. Christianity, ironically, has by far the biggest gap of any religion with way more women than men identifying as Christian. Also 70% of cult members worldwide are women. It's the exact opposite of what you said, women are drawn to systems that remove their autonomy.
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>>34223093
Why did his parents publicly bugger and sodomize him?
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>>34223093
what sushi did you get
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>>34223103
>Christianity, ironically, has by far the biggest gap of any religion with way more women than men identifying as Christian.
Christianity is the most feminine Abrahamic religion so it makes sense.
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>>34223057
Okay
>>34223059
No. Submit.
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>>34222977
I thought you were Baptist
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>>34223102
>cleanliness is godliness as they say
Good thing I'm godless
Clean enough for me too lazy to do it more often
>What would your waifu think
Don't watch animus
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>>34223105
The got a bit too rowdy for their parents liking I guess
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>>34223109
Please ms b I'll hand it in tomorrow I promise
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>>34223103
>Women are statistically much more religious than men are lol.
Well then, why are so many Tradcaths and Orthobros struggling to find wives then?
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>>34223106
Cheap stuff
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>>34223107
Jews are matrilineal and have a feminine aspect of God (Shekhinah) so they are the most feminine.
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Femanons
Why are you such fragile, unimpressive people?
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>>34223107
Jesus was a fraud.
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>>34223117
>Jews are matrilineal
That's because that's the only way they could be 100% sure you had a Jewish parent.
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>>34223116
where is the fish...
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Wish I could have sex, but alas...
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>>34223121
Is it because the dudes in our tribe were all nerdy professors and accountants who got cucked by more manly gentiles?
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>>34223123
On the belt by the side, I’ve finished most of mine, thinking about getting desserts
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>>34223114
1. It's mostly old ladies making up that gap
2. Christian women are still women aka hypergamous.
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Wtf did i walk in on with this thread?
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How do I straighten my curved dick so that it looks longer?
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I have the shakes, purely physical. I think I should start living healthier
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>>34223127
>Women are still evil whores even if they follow muh based religion
kek
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Judaism is funny because the expectation that men were supply the women with sex, not the other way around
Are Jewish women just that horny?
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>>34223128
The equivalent of walking in on your dad sucking off your cousin while your aunt pegs him up the ass at the annual Thanksgiving family reunion.
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>>34223136
Speaking as someone who has mostly dated and hooked up with Jewish women, yes.
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>>34223118
I don't know
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>>34223129
Babushka phenotype
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>>34223136
explain
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>>34223142
Yeah, middle is cute
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>>34223142
No
Not thay thoae women would have any interest in me anyways
It's mutual
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I think it's funny to read all the posts here in a Jewish accent in my head and add random Hebrew gibberish throughout
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>>34223142
Assuming they are all legally of age, I would sex them up.
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>>34223136
Jewish women are so horny they've started taking BBC because their men can't satisfy them.
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>>34223126
I got it, this is why I’m fat, lmao
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>>34223146
I’ve got something to tell ya, anon…
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>>34223142
I could fix her
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>>34223146
Thicc one to the left for me if she was down to clown.
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>>34223152
They are very handsome men?
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>>34223151
looks delicious
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>>34223148
Jews exist throughout the world and we don't have just "one" accent. You're likely imagining a stereotypical New York City Old Guy accent, though.
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>>34223156
The middle one is a guy at least.
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>>34223158
Israeli more like
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>>34223160
>>34223156
>>34223152
That doesn't change my mind about wanting to have sex with them.
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>>34223160
Doesn't look like one
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>TFW turned on by having a Jewish boyfriend, but don't want to convert to Judaism and most Jews in America are retarded wokies.
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>>34223160
No, she's not.
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>>34223165
Man hands if I've ever seen em
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>>34223161
Israeli accents when speaking English are very similar to Turkish accents. Most Turks and many Turkish-Americans would be offended by my saying this but I can't tell a Turkish accent and an Israeli accent apart. And I've been around both cultures.
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>>34223160
No shot, even if they were tucking for the pic the outfit they are wearing would mean that their cock is just hanging out the whole time
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>>34223164
That depends, Zionist Jews are socially exiled from wokie circles.
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>>34223145
>Onah (Hebrew:עוֹנָה) is a Mitzvah that obliges the husband to be attentive and responsive to his wife's emotional and intimate needs.
>The Biblical source for the command is Exodus 21:10, which states that if a man takes a second wife in addition to the woman he has taken as a first wife, he may not withhold from either, food, clothing or diminish the frequency with which he cohabits with the first wife. If the former wife has such rights, then it follows that all wives have at least the same degree of rights. The frequency of cohabitation (ענתה) has been translated as providing the view shelter, along with the guaranteed food and clothing. Based upon the Gemara (Ketubot 47b), Rashi interprets this word as meaning 'Marital duty,' which can be inferred as referring to marital intercourse being a nuptial requirement.
>According to the Mishnah, the frequency at which a husband must have sex with his wife (if she desires it) depends on the husband's profession: for men of independence, every day; for laborers, twice a week; for donkey-drivers, once a week; for camel-drivers, once in thirty days; for sailors, once in six months.[8]
>The commandment applies even if a wife is unable to become pregnant (e.g. infertile, old, or currently pregnant or nursing).
>The obligation goes beyond mere availability. The husband must ensure the experience is pleasurable for his wife, attentive to her emotional and physical needs, and conducted with love and joy. He should be responsive to signs of her desire and initiate when appropriate, without requiring her to explicitly ask every time.
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>>34223170
So what if they are out?
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>>34223167
Can’t unsee that now.
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>>34223174
My cock has been hanging out when I've gone to local nudist meetups.
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>>34223173
>for men of independence, every day
holy shit they really are telling you to keep plowing your wives
How do I convert?
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>>34223165
Don't listen to the transvestigators ITT, they are just unhealthily obsessed with this theme.
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>>34223180
Ok tranny
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>>34223182
See, like I said, obsessed. To the point you accuse some random straight dude you've never met (me) of being trans.
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Men, how do you feel that due to the internet and dating apps existing your future girlfriend could have got gangbanged and used as a toilet then acted like it never happened the very next day? She can simply lie about her past and you will never ever know unless she accidentally slips up.
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>>34223177
Only of she wants it though
People seem to forget that the point of marriage is to protect the wife
So you're not supposed to rape her
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The revisionism is hilarious because we used to get accused of taking all the shiksa women. That was one of the main reasons why the Germans kicked us out. Now you fantasize over our women.

Can a Jigga assimilate or what?
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>>34223192
People lie about shit??!!??!!!??!! I'm hearing this now for the first time
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>>34223133
Well foids supposedly like a curved dick because it itches a certain scratch but who knows.
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>>34223192
>that due to the internet and dating apps existing
Wut
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>>34223196
>because we used to get accused of taking all the shiksa women.
If by taking you mean taking them to your rape island and by women you mean 3 year old girls, then yeah, you jewish dudes are real shiksa womanizers.
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>>34223198
All the time.
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>>34223204
Nigga... I gotta sit down...
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>>34223200
It was much harder for women to whore around before the internet and dating apps. The town whores were known. Now women can travel to Jamaica for a few days, get a BBC gangbang, and fly home.
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>>34223195
yeah yeah thats a given, now what do i have to tell my local rabbi
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>>34223192
MOST people get involved in unorthodox or non-traditional situations and then pretend like it never happened. That comes free with humans being social creatures. If you're completely virginal or never fucked around a little by your 30s, you're a sad exception.
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>>34223208
I dunno you kinda seem weirdly obsessed with this
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>>34223210
Are you just forgetting the foreskin thing?
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Women should I start doing some cool drugs
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>>34223208
>BBC gangbang
Wow, you just love thinking about the activities of other men's cocks, don't you? Your post reads as really, really fruity and gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
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>>34223198
The women body count rule is asking for their number and then multiplying by five. Add five more bodies for a septum piercing. Add five more for dyed hair. Manosphere scientists are still working on the method but that's current meta.
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>>34223211
>sad exception
Why?
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>>34223214
idk the only drugs I've ever done are kratom, phenibut, and weed. Oh, and I guess spice, salvia, and Xanax way back when I was in high school.
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>>34223199
Interesting...
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>>34223217
Excellent satire of the moronic Bro Science ITT.
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>>34223217
I'm jizzin in my pants rn cumming my boxers up
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>>34223213
Doc already took it, so its no skin off my dick at this point
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>>34223217
>0•5=0
Nice
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Women would you date a moid who just watched a video of a kid getting stabbed to death on gif
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>>34223228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI2sgH4EAPE
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>>34223227
I just jizz on my bed and leave it there. Then I sleep in it, and I also never clean my sheets.
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Lurker femanons are you there
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I feel so out of whack… actually stepped on the wrong escalator trying to go down and almost tripped, twice!
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>>34223231
Movies were fucking different lmao
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>>34223229
Rule 4: Always assume 0 is a lie unless she's Amish or you can confirm the status of the hymen.
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Alex Honnold free soloed El Capitan
I want to jizz inside JH
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>>34223229
But then you have the girl math bullshit when they’ll say that blowjobs or anal don’t count, or if they didn’t love them it doesn’t count, etc.
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>>34223208
Wow you’re retarded, it’s the complete opposite now
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>>34223239
You have been sodomised. You were raped by teachers and priests up the bum. Yet you claim that this does not count. Nor does your homosexualistic experimentation in dormitory rooms where you and other men jerked each other's willies, ho ho ho!
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>>34223232
Seems like you'll get cum sores on your skin but I've never done it
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>>34223245
This is a real problem, my pubic hair around my genitalia started to dry up and itch chronically from me falling asleep in my drying semen after masturbating prone. It sank into the area around my pubic hair and caused my skin to go dry and flake, causing itching. Every day I was grabbing my nut sack and itching myself in public. It was Hell!
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>>34223243
How could you safely have casual sex as a woman before hookup apps? Bar whores became known fast in decent sized area and being one was dangerous. Literally all a woman needs to do now is take a trip to some place, which is also easier due to internet, and then open up her tinder while there.
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those of desperate sass
those who fail and think they pass
cheaters and thieves
those who are petty and those who lie
we're getting rid of you
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>>34223252
>people couldn’t take trips before the internet
You’re really, really stupid. Stop typing
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>>34223207
Nigga, take several seats if you need to. It's rough out here.
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Wish women didn't want casual sex
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>>34223164
>wokies
Did a conservative woman find their way here? Or did you mean wookies because they do be hairy?
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Sex doesn't feel that good desu
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I hate how deeply I have to dive into my creative well to craft incel posts that actually strike a nerve
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>>34223273
Maybe you're doing it wrong.
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>>34223259
>completely ignores everything else I said
No shit, of course they could, but put yourself in the shoes of a young woman from the 1980s. Having casual sex with men from a bar in an area and city you don't know very well (because internet reviews and information didn't exist yet) is risky as fuck. You had fucking serial killers back then. Whereas literally all a young woman needs to do now is open up a hookup app (they already vet the men for you), then go on a fake date with him to further vet him a little bit more, after that they go some place and have sex. If a woman wanted safe casual sex back then she needed to frequent local bars and that builds a reputation.
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>>34223271
It'd be more accurate to say that I'm politically homeless rather than a full blown conservative. But it doesn't matter because everyone hates me anyways.
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>>34223275
Maybe you should invest that energy elsewhere
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>>34223278
There are famously no psychos on hookup apps.
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>>34223279
*raises paw*
I don't hate you.
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>>34223283
You'd have to be a fucking idiot to attempt being a serial killer or rapist and using dating apps to find your victims, you'd be caught instantly.
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>>34223289
Divorce him and make him pay hefty alimony.
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>>34223282
I’m not sure what else would give me that sense of satisfaction. That specific one. That feeling of knocking someone down a peg that has never been knocked down before. Obviously, they’ve been knocked down before, women are human beings and especially in this thread, suffer a lot alongside us men. Maybe I should stop shadowboxing my mom and the girls that made me feel like I was less than nothing when I was younger.
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>>34223288
You could just be a regular psycho who goes over the edge and kills the chick. Happened in my country a few years back.
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>>34223296
Have you ever tried writing
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>>34223292
Too bad he made you sign a prenup. And alimony would not be so hefty if there were no children to pay for.
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>>34223303
Yeah, I’ve been writing since I was 6. It’s too vulnerable to share with an audience in earnest. The only way I feel comfortable sharing that energy is through anger and lashing out.
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>>34223307
Don't have to share it can just write for yourself. If it's songs or poems you can disguise the core of it through metaphor and personification and whatnot so the meaning is still there it's just obfuscated. What kind of stuff do you write
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Cum! Cum, Nerevar!

>>34223289
>Femanons if your child died suddenly and your husband screamed AYO FUCK THAT LIL NIGGA what would you do
I would actually beat him to death.

>>34223150
That's because when women hit 12, Jewish men aren't interested in them anymore.

>>34222983
>Why are femanons such godless heathens?
I'm a good Christian, actually.

>>34222960
>Girls, would you convert to catholicism for your moid?
I'm already Catholic.

>>34222920
They use their dark Hebrew magic to mind control children.
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Sex is one of the most erotic experiences a human being can have.
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>>34223234
yes hi, there's just no questions to respond to
>>34223066
every 3 days or so, but I shower every day
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>>34223316
>I'm a good Christian, actually.
>I'm already Catholic.
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>>34223316
Aren't you a lesbian?
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>>34223313
Writing for myself doesn’t have the same kickback of energy. It’s not the same as knowing I caused someone pain, you know?
Normally I write fantasy stories, stuff with magic and things. I like to write about sensations and how sensations come from emotion. Lots of my themes are about futility, but hope regardless of that futile state.
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>>34222131
>thalmor to rule over the US
They already do
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>>34223318
Ok here's a question, will I burn in hell?
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>was very obviously nervous and fumbled words all night on the first date
>she agreed to a second date anyway
how do i not fuck it up next time, bros?
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A boyfriend who will stay virgins with me forever, does that exist?
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The 18yo chick from my gym is down to hang out again

What to do?
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i never use 4chan during the day but every night before bed when im filling up with all kinds of stupid feelings i open my laptop and make my one to three nightly atoga posts as if i was bugging my boyfriend with a stupid question or getting reassured over nothing. but there's nobody here and it just you guys in a screen.
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>>34223192
She probably had her reasons
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>>34223196
>accused of taking all the shiksa women
No you were accused of corrupting and perverting them, through culture if not through trafficking.
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state gender
can you solve a rubik's cube?
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>>34223322
I guess that makes sense. Is that stuff that you write about, the futility and hope, stuff that you feel
Perhaps provoking people is a way to feel in control despite that. I have anger issues and flipping my shit is how I feel in control even though I know it's not good
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>>34223334
M
No, I don't know how to play chess either.
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>>34223334
M
To like the last column or row, I think, I never memorized the full equation
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women would you make me your boysbian wife?
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>>34223331
I'm here
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>full nelson giving 5’2’’ fit, curvy asian girl my 8 incher
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>>34223316
I'm not christian, but how does your sexuality relate to your religious beliefs?
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>>34223334
Nope. I confuse directions too often.
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>>34223324
no, there is no hell
>>34223325
talk to her as a friend, not as a I wanna fuck her sort of thing
>>34223334
f, yes I can but I'm not fast, in high school me and my friend did a english presentation on how to solve Rubik's cubes
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>>34223331
Even though I'm not here or there or anywhere, I still read your posts.
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>>34223340
it just so happens every man on 4chan has an 8 inch plus dong
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Women protect bad women far more than men protect bad men and I'm tired of pretending otherwise. Do you ever even see women acknowledge that bad evil women exist? It's very rare, only after they've exhausted every other cope.
>it was a tranny
>a man coerced her into doing it
>a man manipulated her into doing it
>she did it, but he deserved it because *insert headcanon*
>but men are still worse!!!
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>>34223334
f
yes, i had a phase in middleschool where i practiced to get super fast but i was poor and couldnt afford a good one that spun smooth, mine would bend and get locked up and it made me so frustrated i quit eventually but i still remember the algorithms
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>>34223347
Wanna see you defend your face from my massive loads
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>>34223345
Mine's only 7", which is the biggest size you can say without being accused of lying.
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>>34223335
I’m not sure if I feel like things are futile. I think that I want things to feel futile, in a way. To be able to just give in. Not give up, though. There’s something I feel is morally reprehensible with giving up. I think there’s something beautiful about hope, and maybe it’s about that intensity of hope being the strongest in the face of total annihilation.
I think for me, anger is me giving up control. I am always in control otherwise, down to the words I choose, the way I walk, my resting face and hand movements are all consciously applied in some way or another, even if it’s “that feels right”. Anger is giving up, but this conversation made me think that anger is also the only way I feel comfortable expressing my authentic self. Like when people irl try to bond with me, I get angry. What does it feel like to be unable to control your anger? What do you do? Is it a slow burn or an intense flash?
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>>34223352
he knows this because he scientifically experimented
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I've been thinking about how frequently there are portrayals of female villains who are always "bad because a man made her" or below a man who is the real big bad.
State Gender
Can you think of any female villains who are villains in their own right? Who are your favorite female villains?
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>>34223347
what are you talking about? also I don't care if a woman's trans, she's still a woman. I'm never going to defend terf perspectives because they undo rights for all women
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>>34223336
I can solve the cube but can't play chess, not anymore, I was good at it in middle school
>>34223337
yeah that last part is the one that actually requires you to memorize stuff
>>34223342
ok but can (he) solve it?
>>34223343
>f, yes I can but I'm not fast, in high school me and my friend did a english presentation on how to solve Rubik's cubes
based.
>>34223348
lol I also went through a phase like that, but I got really frustrated too, I think the fastest I was able to solve it was like 50 seconds, not impressive at all
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>>34223359
>also I don't care if a woman's trans, she's still a woman.
how does it feel to buy into a literal mass delusion?
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I met a girl at a university
>tease a girl at a table near me at a university coffeeshop (I'm literally not a part of the university in any way)
>we talk for a whole hour, lots of common ground
>easy to set a next date
>date day comes
>its chill but then she asks my age
>tell her him mid thrities, she reveals shes 19 (honestly thought she was mid 20's)
>go along, but notice she's on her phone texting even though we are showing pictures to each other
>even calls a friend to pick her up, she had a grocery trip planned and no car
>before all this, I said we should go walk but she refused
>the vibes were good, but she was sooo shaky, her hands were trembling, I held onto them at one point but didn't do much touching
>left
>got a text from her saying "I"m skeptical about the age difference"
>I texted "yeah you were trembling"

and that's it, it's been a day. last girl I dated was 20, but we just met in the city. IDK girls this age tend to find me attractive, and eventually they just say they don't care and fuck me.
Should I follow up and ask her out again? call her? I don't want to double text. it's already been 2 days.
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>>34223352
qt tier post
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>>34223363
having actually interacted with trans women at college and generally out and about I don't see them having any ulterior motives or anything. they're just women who are trying their best
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>>34223373
>I don't see them having any ulterior motives or anything
That has absolutely nothing to do with anything I said in my post.
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>>34223319
Happy Black History month

>>34223321
>Aren't you a lesbian?
Bi, but pretty much.

>>34223334
>can you solve a rubik's cube?
F
Yes, I used to love puzzles like that. Now there's just a huge paywall in the puzzle community.

>>34223341
>I'm not christian, but how does your sexuality relate to your religious beliefs?
We're all sinners and all sins are forgiven, besides blaspheming the Holy Spirit, so long as we ask forgiveness and live our lives as close to Christ as possible. The fact is that God made me this way, Jesus has no problem with it, and I have nothing to be forgiven for in that regard.

>>34223357
>Can you think of any female villains who are villains in their own right? Who are your favorite female villains?
Ursula is up there, though she doesn't pass the Bechdel test. Mara Sov was pretty cool, but her brother was annoying.
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>>34223373
Women aren't born with dicks
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I think slide puzzles are fun if you don't agree with me then that makes me very sad :(((
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>>34223383
>Trans people are just people who decided to abuse others by making them gay
Lmao, speaking from personal experience?
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>>34223354
>I think that I want things to feel futile, in a way.
Yeah it's easy to say what's the point, it there is none then what's it matter what I do, it's kind of freeing. When there's things to hope for it's not like that, you're constrained to a goal and you have to try. And hope in the face of annihilation is also a way of staying in control when the annihilation is outside of you, like a middle finger to someone telling you what to do. What kinds of things do you hope for
>What does it feel like to be unable to control your anger? What do you do? Is it a slow burn or an intense flash?
I wouldn't call it controlling anger, control is suppressing it, anger for me is like a bomb that goes off and I have to either let go and throw the fire on someone else or control it and let it burn me from the inside. The control comes from the catharsis of feeling like the biggest dog in the room when you let it fly.
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>>34223381
The Catholic Church explicitly calls homosexual acts a sin lol
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Femanons, do you like rimming male assholes?
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>>34223381
So you go to confession and tell the priest you did gay shit and don't plan to stop? How does that go over?
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How over is it for him?
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>>34223373
>having actually interacted with trans women at college
Is this the two of you?
>>34223359
>they undo rights for all women
That's like saying creating laws to punish criminals will undo rights for all citizens
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Do you think cuckolding can be wholesome?
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>>34223381
i would let you fuck me so hard my brain falls out my ear
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>>34223385
You sound majorly fruity dawg
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>>34223388
>What kinds of things do you hope for
To be a dad, a community provider. To be a dad that isn’t my dad, to my own children. A good husband. I hope to see beautiful places and I hope to make people smile. I cling to my inner child for that hope, because I remember that boy wanted to make people happy and be silly and have fun adventures. I hope I can help people who’ve been bullied. I hope for happiness, I guess.
>a bomb that goes off
Yeah, I’ve heard of that type before, but it’s so foreign to my own experience. My anger is always there, most of the time it’s just asleep. But it can set on fast, like a flash. Other times I build it up.
>feeling like the biggest dog in the room
Momentary as it is, right? I can’t recall an instance where I regretted my anger, except for when I hurt myself instead of others. What triggers you the most? How do you dissolve your anger if you decide to let it stay inside? Mine when awoken really only gets satisfied if I cause pain, on myself or others, hence my trolling incel posts lol
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>>34223362
>ok but can (he) solve it?
I think he has that flavor of autism based on his gameplay.
*research*
Two streams in 2018 featuring one, so I say I have good odds.
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>>34223357
>Who are your favorite female villains?
M
My wife
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>>34223407
what's gay about slide puzzles?
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Yeah maybe I do want a dommy gf, and I will freely admit it's because I'm passive, way too withdrawn, and have a hard time taking what I want if it involves other people.
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My boyfriend wants me to dress up and roleplay as some character named Zantana or something like that from Marvel. It's one of the sluttiest costumes I have ever seen. He is trying to convince me she is some great powerful magician, but I'm not falling for that! I would have to shave because the costume is so revealing that my pubes would show if I didn't! Why can't guys just enjoy having normal sex instead of trying to make us jump through these stupid hoops to please them?
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>>34223413
I quite like makima as a villain, but I don't get the femdom goonerism around her. I can't see her like that at all.
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>>34223418
Why can't you just make normal posts instead of this larping bullshit
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>>34223418
What a miserable way to be, lmao.
>normal sex
you're even lazier than the average woman in the bedroom, and that's already pitifully lazy
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Went into my local McDonald's today for the first time in a while, didn't realise until now how much delivery apps and mobile ordering have changed things. There's fewer tables and chairs, the McCafe section with the visible coffee machine is abandoned, the decor is minimal, and they moved the counter so you can't see the kitchen anymore.
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>>34223418
Zantanna is DC
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>>34223418
Your post doesn't even make any sense. You need to take your clothes off to have sex anyways, so why the hell does it matter if a costume is revealing?
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>>34223418
>It's one of the sluttiest costumes I have ever seen.
Was harry potter banned in your house?
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>>34223418
I'm confused.
Do you not want your boyfriend to be happy?
Why are you both acting like dressing sexy for your partner is somehow a bad thing?
>one of the sluttiest costumes I have ever seen
so just like any slutty lingerie then
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>>34223418
Who the fuck is "Zantana"? You mean Zatanna?
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>>34223421
>I can't see her like that at all.
really?
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>>34223413
Not technically a woman
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It's the same poster that posts the big boob lady "men aren't approaching" bait, lol
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Girls, Just wanted to let you know, I got back home safely, my feet hurt, but I'm otherwise unharmed, you may rest your heart now.
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>>34223433
Makima has a very specific meaning in Chainsaw man that a lot of readers miss.
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>>34223418
Ok, so next time for your birthday he'll take you to McDonalds, since after all, why can't women just enjoy normal food instead of making guys jump through hoops?
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>>34223418
>roleplay as some character named Zantana
He wants you to point a wand at his dick and say "Sinep Nedrah!"?
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>>34223433
there is about zero sexual arousal from her. It's not erotic at all, she treats everyone she can like this.
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>>34223345
Yeah and the average dick in the wild according to studies is 5" so these blokes here really think highly of themselves.
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>>34223434
The question was female, not woman.
>>34223438
>Makima has a very specific meaning in Chainsaw man
What, that's she's supposed to represent the oppressive nature of the Japanese Government?
Makima was an idea that was born when Fuji was pushed off his bike by a woman and he liked it, so although she might not be femdom, she was born with femdom in mind.
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>>34223428
She's cool, but I like Black Canary better, especially that scene she had with green arrow
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>>34223381
I had an argument the other day with an anon over sola scriptura and it's just so funny how much importance he gave to creeds and dogmas
And you're here just flat out ignoring the official positions of the catholic church

>Among the sins gravely contrary to chastity are masturbation, fornication, pornography, and homosexual practices. (CCC 2396)
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where's my vietnamese fine shyt?
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>>34223450
They are kinda cute.
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>>34223413
Thoughts on Esdeath?
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>>34223446
>she treats everyone she can like this.
I don't think she even touched anyone else in the series.
If you're not into femdon then I wouldn't expect you to get it
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>>34223454
Myao?
No word from her.
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I would have picked huntress
Tummy

Also she's actually likeable in JLU
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>>34223448
Self selection bias, the modestly dicked don't talk about it.
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>>34223457
I'm a fan
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>>34223449
Makima represents the twisted control parents have over birth, the need to mold a new free spirit into their vision.
and Pochita is birth devil, as you know, chainsaw weren't actually invented to cut trees.

You can get a grasp on this idea both from the cord wrapped around Denji's neck, and from Makima's chain extending from her uterus.
and how Denji ultimately eats her to free himself, but still kept a version of her to take care of.
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>>34223396
I’m not doing that, only my ass is getting eaten
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>>34223460
p sure she was korean but no, not her
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>>34223467
Just eaten or fucked too?
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Jerked it to some really fucked up shit on /gif/ again boys

Maybe we'll get 'em next time
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>>34223409
I think most men are kinda like that, wanna be a leader, provider, liked and respected. Too many people suppress their inner child I feel. Do you ever get the chance to express or practice that stuff in your life, and more importantly do you take it
>it’s just asleep
Yeah it's a central part I think, not much asleep for me but low level droning that's always there, and it flares up and has to go somewhere. Like a boulder teetering in the tip of a nail and it'll crash down at the slightest touch
>What triggers you the most?
Basically anything, could just be startled or irritated, the worst is when I think there's some transgression against me and I have to retaliate. Because then it's not just letting something out but also self preservation at play, and I gotta prove something.
>How do you dissolve your anger if you decide to let it stay inside?
It's an active battle because it feels like I'm losing if I do. I usually forget about it after a while but in the moment it's hard to admit defeat. Always gotta have the last word. But at some point you gotta consider if winning the battles is worth losing the war, I'm not quite sure where I stand on that, you may be different
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>>34223468
I don't think we had pho femanon. I think we had japanese femanon that hated myao but that's all.
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>>34223469
Both sounds good to me
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>>34223470
Honestly, I'd prefer the bad gif thread over the porn.
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When's the last time you had an egg tart
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>>34223474
Native anon are you schizing?
Who is randoposting like this.
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>>34223393
>The Catholic Church explicitly calls homosexual acts a sin lol
Yes, but like I said, Jesus had no problem with homosexuals and I refuse to be judged by people who don't even condemn child molestation.

>>34223397
>So you go to confession and tell the priest you did gay shit and don't plan to stop?
No, that would get really fucking redundant. "Padre, it happened again. She was bent over and I couldn't help myself. That's the fourth time this week."

>>34223402
>Do you think cuckolding can be wholesome?
Lowkey, yes, if that's their thing. But not from an outside perspective.

>>34223389
>>34223405
I'm flattered, I think.

>>34223418
Your bf is a patrician, but Wonder Woman is objectively better.

>>34223453
>homosexual practices
I'm not practicing. This is professional.

>>34223456
They are much better than Batman and Catwoman.
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Girls, how did you learn how to give a blowjob?
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>>34223479
The same way you did.
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statistically, only 1 in 10 femanons ITT has passable feet
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>>34223478
Where does this "Jesus had no problem with homosexuals" statement come from?
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>>34223478
>>34223482
Also there's a bunch of denominations that don't condemn homosexuality but your particular denomination does
If you're convinced that Jesus is actually okay with your lesbianism, then why are you still with a church that doesn't share that view?
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>>34223472
time to look for phomanon irl
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>>34223478
>>34223393
>>34223397
Catholics, I think you have bigger issues to worry about than a lesbian.
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>>34223487
We have vietnon?
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>>34223477
I think it's a junkie
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>>34223485
Catholics are in denial that their church is going to accept homosexuality in the next 50 years, if not sooner

Yesterday the Italian bishops said it's ok to be an active homosexual and a priest. Also SSPX is about to schism over appointing their own bishops because the pope is refusing their requests for more bishops now that they're down to two because they're starting to die from old age
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>>34223488
what's this about epstein sponsoring catholic charities' kids fundraisers and doing shit with JP II?
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>>34223490
>>34223491
If it is a white guy, I want to watch them fuck that tree.
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Girls, what do you think of investing for dividend income primarily rather than price appreciation?
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>>34223494
Research chemicals, got me bleedin from my ears
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BI_5PVgwoL0
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y'know that's qt, right.
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>>34223500
In what way
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>>34223478
wonder woman but she is deeply tanned and wears nothing but a bronze helmet and some sandals like a real greek
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this episode of the knight of the seven kingdoms is sponsored by draftkings
>spits
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If my townhouse neighbor is sunbathing outside, is it okay for me to strike up a conversation, or would me being fully clothed and her in a swimsuit create an uncomfortable imbalance?
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If I married a dentist, would they give me free dental checks?
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>>34223503
My breakfast burrito whispering to me at 12 30 pm
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>>34223479
I have no training except what I see in porn
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>>34223510
Think you'd be up to the task?
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>>34223508
Usually when they do that to me they lie and make me pay to fill cavities I don't have but maybe if they're you're spouse it'd be different. I don't trust dentists fundamentally on a character level tho
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>>34223507
idk david, ask uriah
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>>34223513
yeah, that's why I said married, since, well... dentists are all cheaters, so maybe that won't make a difference...
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>>34223478
God I fucking hate Harley quinn
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>>34223511
Lol idk what your deal is but your crashouts are kinda funny if annoying
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>>34223512
yeah very eager, with a bf ofc
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today I will consult our incel
incel of atoga, what is your advice?
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>>34223515
Yeah, that's why I said I don't trust em as people
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>>34223471
>Do you ever get the chance to express or practice that stuff in your life, and more importantly do you take it
Yeah, I like to think I do. I try to make people laugh, strangers and friends. I like to be silly. But I’m not sure it’s anything more than surface. Since I only feel comfortable in my authenticity when I’m angry, if someone tries to make a deeper connection, I get angry. It’s a weird phenomenon to observe, and I didn’t think about it until this conversation.
>Like a boulder teetering in the tip of a nail and it'll crash down at the slightest touch
That sounds really hard and draining to deal with. Are there any times that it completely leaves you alone? Or is it only after draining the tank?
>transgression against me and I have to retaliate.
You remind me of someone :P
That’s understandable. That’s a form of self harm for me. I’ll ruminate and spend lots of time dissecting them in my head and doing the revenge fantasy, but I never really enact it. I don’t want to, really. I just don’t want to feel small and shitty.
>But at some point you gotta consider if winning the battles is worth losing the war
The inverse is losing all the battles but winning the war. That feels almost worse, but in a better way. You don’t get that snap satisfaction. And sometimes you don’t win the war anyway, it just burns and you eat it.
Something that helps me is martial arts. It’s the infliction of pain, not even the physical activity. I’ve also become very religious. I pray daily, and it helps steady the storm.
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>>34223519
>Tell me whats IN ME
shriveled jewish cocke
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>>34223521
a fat and balding bf
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>>34223522
Eat your veg
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>>34223526
No. Never that
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>>34223528
thank, will do
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>>34223529
wtf, why?
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Girls, you don't get the ick if a guy opens up Disney+ and watches Beauty and the Beast by himself do you?
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>>34223532
why are you a furry?
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>>34223532
Not if >he lets me run my fingers through his pubes. I won't judge.
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>>34223521
Would you want it rougher?
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>>34223539
It makes my stomach turn when ugly people say something sexual.
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>>34223546
You need help nigga
Or a friend
Or at least
To learn
Proper
Lin
E
Breaks
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>>34223546
>would not teach me lessons
you're supposed to do that yourself dumb whore
pic related is you
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>>34223550
the answer is to submit your own death certificate
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>>34223541
What do you mean?
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>>34223557
he wants to rape your mouth
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>>34223557
I mean to you want to be in control of the blowjob or do you want the guy to aggressively fuck your throat?
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>>34223542
You're not invited.
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>>34223561
I'm devastated.
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>>34223558
Oh
>>34223559
Are you okay?
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>>34223479
By giving a blowjob
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>>34223566
I just want a woman to gag on my cock, respectfully.
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Beautiful women flirting with me makes me feel stupid and brain empty
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>>34223524
>But I’m not sure it’s anything more than surface
Does it feel performative? You clearly enjoy it, you wanna do it, but it's easy to dismiss because it doesn't make you feel uncomfortable like anger does, it feels effortless. Anger is a shield for me as it is for you and you haven't seem to put it up now, it's entirely possible to do it again. Self reflection is good, I think it'd be interesting to explore through writing
>That sounds really hard and draining to deal with. Are there any times that it completely leaves you alone? Or is it only after draining the tank?
Yeah it is an issue, it gets me in trouble, antagonize people I really shouldn't and that don't deserve it. If I'm in a good mood and I'm already having fun I can let things go but those times don't come easy these days
>You remind me of someone :P
Ain't we all
> I don’t want to, really. I just don’t want to feel small and shitty
Yeah again it's hard to admit defeat, it's funny though sometimes they're battles that you make completely on your own
>The inverse is losing all the battles but winning the war. That feels almost worse, but in a better way.
It feels worse in the moment of course. Going out and out and doing all those things is a community and connection thing on top of those things you mentioned.
I think I'm going to call it a night but I'll leave you this, the wars and battles, I don't think I'm quite ready to swallow my pride and admit defeat for some things, I don't have much to hope for but you do, whether you want to venture into that or stay where you are is up to you.
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Men, would the pickup line "you look like you know how to wield a sword" work on you?
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>>34223568
Maybe don’t say that to someone with no experience. Too much too fast, don’t be weird
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>>34223577
a fat and balding guy would never.
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>>34223576
Maybe if it was at the ren faire, would be weird in a bar.
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>>34223510
porn is misogynistic, why would you watch that? porn actresses are 100% trafficked and abused before they become millionaires set for life.
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>>34223576
it wouldn't offend me, no.
But at the same time, it's also not sexual enough for it to mean much to me.
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>>34223576
"Haha thanks I bet you'd know"
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>>34223580
>>34223582
Ok. What if it's followed up with "lesser men will sing songs of your bravery"?
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>>34223586
Then that's my prompt to leave.
A good rule of thumb is to never mention other men when you're trying to flirt.
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>>34223589
Filtered.
>>34223583
Sus
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>>34223592
>Sus
Thought girls liked a little banter
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>>34223592
Yeah, that line works if you're looking for that kind of men.
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>>34223576
it would make me chuckle
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>>34223581
Shut up, nerd
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>>34223593
Nta. We don’t. Guys like it
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>>34223600
Yawn
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>>34223573
Thanks, anon. Be well, see you around
I hope you find your hope someday
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>>34223601
Go be with boys, anon
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women, is atlantis real?
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>>34222232
There's no fucking way in hell Touhou is mainly youngfags
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>>34223604
Maybe I will. They seem a lot more fun than you guys
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>>34221964
No, but people in general aren't as joyed to speak to an ugly individual of the opposite sex as opposed to one who is very attractive. Personally, I treat most everyone in a friendly way, but you know that cliche scene of a guy popping out of his seat to introduce himself to the pretty girl who enters the room? I'm personally suppressing the natural urge to simp for the pretty girl
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>>34223610
NTA but speaking to an attractive woman is like stepping on LEGO, even platonically.
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>>34221964
Double posting. Actually, if a conventionally unattractive women shows herself to be a kind individual, I'd probably treat her slightly better cause I can understand her plight
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are hip dips the equivalent to balding for women?
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>>34223610
The final form of simping is to realise she doesn't want anything to do with you and ignoring all women out of respect
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>>34223617
I love average women so much
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>>34223617
4 > 2 > 1 > 5 > 3
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>>34223617
I'm neutral on hip dips in general, but something I've noticed, I don't think I've ever seen a fit girl with a hip dip before.
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>>34223617
M
Never heard a guy give a fuck about hip dips
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>repeatedly get attention from both male and female friends I'm not interested in
>feel a bit of irrational resentment whenever I sense it coming because it's very stressful trying to clearly signal that I don't have feelings for someone without hurting their feelings
>cool girl who is fun to talk to and has a nice voice and laughs at all my jokes and always cheers me up when I feel bad
>feel like she might like me but I'm terrified of being wrong and making her feel the way I feel when it happens to me and ruining the nice thing we've got now
Why does this shit always have to be a fucking Kafkaesque nightmare? Is love ever actually fun?
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>>34223625
Only when you learn to love yourself
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girls
I've had relationships with 5 girls
only two of them could seckz well
are you good at snexks? how many bodies you got?

good sex exanples
>succ was good enough to make me coom
>rode my dih proberly, could ride me reverse cowgirl without snapping it off
>good rhythm, we push at the same time
>sensual, enjoys teasing, teaching back
>very active during sessions, sweat happens
one was a 21 yo with a crazy party past, already had 2 ex boyfriends, some other guys she'd mention, looking back, way too much of a dirtbag than I'd like. Latina.

Other girl was 20, said she has 1 bf before me only. she didn't ask my body count but assumed I had phugged 30 women (its 10), I never asked her.

The other 3 women, 1 was a birgin, the other was an old japanese bitch, and another was literallly autistic, all fucked bad, had weird hygeine, actually had acidic vaginas like my dick would burn from them and they sucked at sex it was like i was masturbating.

anyway, my perception is a woman who is good at sex has a big body count, but now I'm not so sure.
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>>34223625
Ask her out
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>>34223627
Fuck off with your Justin Bieber song, fucking retard.
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>>34223630
Why do you type like you're challenged
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>>34223633
because I am, life is a fight
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>>34223622
It’s more noticeable if you are fit. Maybe you don’t work out lol
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>>34223635
I never know why you people are like this
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>>34223634
True you're excused
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>>34223617
yes
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>>34223617
I wish to be between any of those legs
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the last conversation i had with my ex in person was about how I don't really think the holocaust is real. she asked me "what if i was jewish?"
When she broke up with me i called her the devil

fast forward 6 months, go on a date with cute girl
reveals she's jewish and was born on 6/6/06
is God telling me something?
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>>34223636
I thought guys liked banter
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>>34223627
Women love themselves so much in part due to everyone giving them positive attention all the time.
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>>34223641
Banter isn't really a thing in my circle.
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>>34222703
M
I'm indifferent to Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney seems like a retard.
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>>34222703
M
checks out
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>>34223642
I'm a guy and I get positive attention constantly because I'm agreeable and self-aware. Half the time it just makes me feel manipulative and phony.
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>>34223643
It’s not a thing in most circles, don’t worry about it
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State gender and your favorite type of cookie, please rate it out of 10
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>>34223648
I see cuter blondes outside every day. She has a FAS face with those derpy eyes and wonky mouth.
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>>34223653
uh... chewy chocolate chip cookies.
10/10
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Women, how do you feel when he cums in your mouth?
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>>34223653
m
Chocolate Chip Cookie is the best and always will be
10/10
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>>34223654
>fas meme again
just say you have no idea how FAS looks
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>>34223653
My stepmom’s haystacks, 10/10
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>>34223656
I spit it in his face.
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>>34223653
M
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>>34223660
and he spits it back, and y'all just snowballing now
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>>34223664
The fact that you actually know that, faggot.
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>>34223665
What can I say, i love woman.
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>>34222535
>man funds gf when she was in need
>she wants me to defeat him
Jesus, can't people just be thankful?
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>>34223666
You misspelled men, gay boi.
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>>34223650
>manipulative and phony
Pretty much like women.
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>>34223640
Fucks with my mind a little knowing there are adults who are younger than me now
>T. 05
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>>34223668
A man who wouldn't kiss a woman who literally just sucked your dick for your pleasure, is ultimately a man obsessed with himself, and the general concept of men and masculinity.
He does not love the women, he loves the concept of a being that praises men to this degree.
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>>34223653
M
10
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>>34223671
Funny way to say you like dick up your butt.
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>>34223653
M
I like shortbread and gingersnaps
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>>34223673
I'm glad you're living out your fantasy, Anon, even if it's through weird projections like this.
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>>34223675
Honestly I just want to be pegged. But nobody would want to touch me.
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>>34223142
My biggest dislike is the right girl's hair. Middle one yeah if we only consider looks.
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>>34223192
If she acts like a slut for me then I'd whore for her back
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>>34223679
I actually quite like her hair.
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>>34223211
Do prostitutes count? Because otherwise I am a sad exception.
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>>34223142
Does the middle have a C section scar?
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>>34223681
I guess a bowl cut isn't for me
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Lol
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>>34223679
>>34223681
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Does the opposite gender get headaches during or after sex?
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>>34223694
before
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>>34223694
I get lightheaded when I get an erection sometimes
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>>34223699
means something is wrong with your heart, or your bone marrow
>inb4 le big dic
doesn't work that way.
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Sparkly buttplug and pink fishnets
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>>34223701
yeah I know it's not because of a big dick anon, I'm not dumb
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>>34223703
Tranny outfit
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>>34223142
No
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>>34223648
Imagine if she looked like this even if it wasn't her job. Like imagine her being a state governer or a multi-billion business magnate with world-changing industries.
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>>34223656
>Women, how do you feel when he cums in your mouth?
Like we're about to do some snowballing.
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>>34222703
I love how much Sweeney makes all the rotting low effort women seethe. The way she's target #1 of fat women who will do anything but take the blame for being fat just makes me happy
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>>34222704
No, anything like that is ick to feel
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>>34223710
Women do look like that somewhat even in positions of power.
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>>34223630
There isn't any such thing as being "good at sex", there is simply "sexually compatible". Different people like and need different things. Sex is good when you're with someone who likes the same things you do: the same speeds, the same rhythms, the same angles, etc. Sex becomes amazing when you're both so in tune that neither of you ever even has to think about what the other person might want or enjoy - each person does what they feel like and the other person automatically enjoys everything. That's rare, and precious.
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>>34223110
No lol
>>34223111
Real but pls take a shower
>>34223142
The middle one if she was nice
>>34223214
M, yeah I can do it in under 1min
>>34223214
NAG but don't do drugs, that shit ruined my life unironically
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>>34223605
>women, is atlantis real?
No, it's allegory.
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>>34223576
>Men, would the pickup line "you look like you know how to wield a sword" work on you?
I'm autistic enough that this would have me just staring and going "Sorry, what?"
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>>34223334
Meant to reply 1min to this lol
>>34223368
I've never said "only" kek
>>34223385
They're fun but I'm shit at them
>>34223418
>My boyfriend wants me to dress up and roleplay as some Marvel character
Redditor moment
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I can’t believe how perfect this is
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>drink milk, coffee
>eat fruits, brotein
>constantly work manual labor
That's it. That's all u need to be jacked. Women have too many excuses.
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>>34223532
>Girls, you don't get the ick if a guy opens up Disney+ and watches Beauty and the Beast by himself do you?
2017 version: stop jerking it to Emma Watson, ya perv.
1991 version: oh, cool!
1946 film "La Belle et la Bête": just marry me already!

Other versions will be evaluated on a case by case basis.
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>>34223427
>delivery apps and mobile ordering have changed things
Yeah as a wagie who's worked in fast food it honestly sucks how things have changed. You spend half your time having to prepare mobile and delivery orders juggling serving people at the counter. I used to get told off for running food out to tables instead of them coming to collect it. I'm not the most social person but there's barely any interaction at all anymore, you just feel like a robot. I quit Starbucks also because it was the same bullshit
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Speaking as a man: Sydney Sweeney looks like bad CGI. I don't get it.
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>>34223733
Seething and coping
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>>34223450
Gyatt damn
>>34223454
In Vietnam probably
>>34223500
Nibba I was snoozing
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>>34223546
Sounds like you had a productive week desu
Get some rest tho
>>34223576
I would be curious to know what on earth she meant by this kek
King Arthur ahh pickup line
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It's 10 days until VDay and I think I'm going to text her and try to get back together, i'll probably compromise on the shit that made me break up
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>>34223733
She looks like a blonde girl in makeup.
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>>34223653
Your mom's cookie
Also chunky chocolate chip
>>34223672
Based furry
>>34223733
She's objectively attractive but yeah I don't get the hype either
I got dogged on for saying Zendaya is more attractive kek
>>34223739
Don't mess her about just because some stupid holiday is coming up bruh...
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>>34223357
>Can you think of any female villains who are villains in their own right?
The Trix from Winx Club (and the Ancestral Witches they descended from). No sad backstory or men, just sadistic and power-hungry for the sake of it, especially Icy
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>>34223727
What happened
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>>34223748
Bro maxxed out his virginal sigma aura
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>>34223748
Modern anime is such unforgivable trash
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>>34223749
Girl I have a crush on kept saying I was her favourite, the parking spot was open when I got home
Very nice day
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>>34223752
The stars are aligning, godspeed anon
>>34223751
Shit like this giving anime a bad rap lol
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>>34223653
f, ginger stem cookies, 9/10
>>34223656
I like it
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Have to bartend on Valentine's Day
If you're being too lovey dovey with each other I will mess up your drunk jk
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>>34223758
That's in 2 weeks. Why do you care so much?
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>>34223762
Tbh I'm hoping it will be less busy than usual bc who would want to take a date to this shithole
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Thankfully V********* Day is a Saturday so it's possible to avoid everyone and sleep the whole day.
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>>34223764
>avoid everyone and sleep the whole day
Based, this is exactly what I plan to do before and after work
Unless my crush invites me to a stupid party or something
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>>34223763
you can't say that when you're literally at there picking up bar pussy 24/7, dude.
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I was reading about speed dating earlier
Has anyone here tried it?
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More like speed rejection, depression suicide any%
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Well then what should a guy with no prospects do
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>>34223770
Become famous or rich. No other options if you weren't born as Chad.
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Probably vaguepost here until you get a hot femanon, I hear that works
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>>34223772
sorry forgot to quote >>34223769
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>>34223766
Only thing I'm picking up there is broken glasses and dreams (and probably the flu)
Anyway time to speedrun sonic colours egg shuttle
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>>34223768
Never tried it but I think it's kind of a cute idea desu
If nothing else it's probably good social practice to get over anxiety and whatever. You could maybe make a friend at least
>>34223769
Bro going for the death abuse OoB strat to a hardlock
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>>34223772
No need. Online relationships are one of the scams of the century.
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>have fwb for a couple years
>never went on a date just visited each other's places
>eventually meet my gf who is a different race and chubbier
>break things off with fwb to be faithful
>gf gives me hell over the past year and a half almost dump her several times
>log onto old account last week and fwb instantly messages me to catch up
The temptation is so strong and they'd never cross paths. How do I stay strong
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>>34223792
Why bother? Women aren't worth it. Just go.
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>>34223792
If you're unhappy, say so. If you don't think it'll get better, leave your gf. Don't play stupid fucking games, you're an adult.
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>>34223792
>sex-having men are invariably sex-driven weirdos while the others, the vast majority, don't even get the chance to talk to a woman romantically in years
Fair and balanced.
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Women how does that rose thing work?
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looking for M responses but F welcome too.
how do i tell a male online friend that i dont like how much he compliments me without it coming across as either rude or that im friendzone-ing him.
im uncomfortable w compliments in general, so its nothing specific to him.
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>>34223805
He did say his gf is a fatty. But yeah, I see your point. If you're a man with self-respect who doesn't want just any hole to fuck and don't see the appeal in doing the humiliation ritual of hundreds of approaches, you'll be alone in 2026.
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>>34223812
just tell him straight up
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Im out of conspiracy theories to bother everyone with, they all came true.
what the fuck am I supposed to do now
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>>34223821
>what the fuck am I supposed to do now
bask in your glory
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How do you people keep on going. Pls share your secrets
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>>34223824
You just do it, because it is what must be done.
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>>34223793
I'd have to kick her out. Definitely going to by summer if she doesn't lose weight regardless
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>>34223818
not really that simple.
he’s autistic and in the past has taken stuff badly even when approached with sensitivity,
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>>34223824
Dreams breathe life into men, and can cage them in suffering. Men live and die by their dreams, but long after they’ve been abandoned, they still smolder deep in men’s hearts. Some see nothing more than life and death. They are dead. For they have no dreams.
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>>34223830
then thats his problem
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I got way too far into the homosexual lifestyle before searching in my heart and realizing I'm actually not gay. And I started to be depressed because I realized the only reason I'd chosen homosexual behaviors was that the opposite sex didn't want me.

Has anyone else ever experienced this?
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>>34223832
ur not very good help anon
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>>34223834
Is he a baby or is he an adult?
If you explain to him that its got nothing to do with him, and its just you having a hard time with compliments
Tell him it bothers you, that it isnt because you dont like him or anything, but the action itself.
he should understand. If he doesnt, its out of your hands.
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>>34223812
>>34223830
He's smitten with you because you're a woman giving him attention.
He's like a lost puppy that found someone who gives him table scraps, he's not giving up once he is given attention.
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Today's moids are worst moids ever
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>>34223818
God I hate what they did with Dunk
Also why is his hair short it's supposed to be long ffs
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>>34223837
you overestimate how easy it is to just not care about such things
>>34223837
well if thats true then its reciprocated to a certain extent, hence why i specified that i dont want it to come across as friendzoning him
we both give each other attention, it isnt one-sided, he doesn’t take my compliments towards him well either.
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>>34223843
wait are you a couple or are you friends?
so he understands how it feels, use that
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>>34223846
we are friends
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>>34223849
so whats the problem with friendzoning him?
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>>34223841
How? He is right. You foids are serial dating whores that switch men like socks, incapable of loyalty and love.
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>>34223850
because we're really close friends and i really like him, i dont want him to pull away.
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>>34223849
But you don't want to friendzone him, yet you want him to stop complimenting you? You're honestly fucking retarded. Go bang your head against a brick wall, stupid cunt.
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Why are men so sexually invested in women's toes?
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>>34223630
I don’t do much during sex so no I guess
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>>34223853
Bro I dont fucking know what you even want with this guy
you want him to orbit you, but you dont want a relationship with him
he's probably interested in you, but you just use him for attention, yadda yadda yadda
Tell him how it is and let him decide if he'll grow a pair or stick around.
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>>34223856
why are women sexually interested in mens hands and forearms
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>>34223852
>You foids are serial dating whores
>t. serial pumper and dumper
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>>34223841
Wasn't she the worst, though? By comparison. She helped him every step of the way, fully knowing what he's up to.
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I'm in my thirties. Why do I still dream of my first crush every now and then? It was ages ago and I had moved on.
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>>34223869
Yeah and the moids love her for it, that's my point
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>>34223871
For her loyalty. Doesn't mean that they agree with Epstein's actions or support that kind of behavior.
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>>34223871
Are you doing the Hitler breathed argument?
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>>34223875
He breathed on your private parts, and massaged them with his bristly mustache
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>>34223876
See, woman love evil figures too.
Glad we're on the same page.
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why is now having a preference for alt/goth girls stigmatized now
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Come on now, ladies, my penis ain't gonna suck itself!
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>>34223881
It ain't gonna kick itself too
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>>34223878
It’s not
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What rights do I have over my husband and his body if I become the sole provider?
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>>34221875
was on the vtuber ovulation tracker and i'm sort of dumbfounded by the fact that they all ovulate (indicated in yellow) at the beginning and end of the month. women is this true? that's kind of insane. did pope gregory know about this when the gregorian calendar was invented? how is it synced up like that?
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>>34223871
>>34223841
Your bait is so fucking weak.
>omgzz Chad isn't responding to my texts, I am soooo le bored :((
>I know I will post about le epik Epstein on 4channelz XD i am ssoooo le original and unique
Was this your thought process? This is why female creatures will never be great comedians or great artists.
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>>34221948
because although he was a mossad guy and thus the enemy of civilization he was living a totally flamboyant lifestyle doing whatever the fuck he wanted fucking prime pussy and wearing the dopest fits. it's also just funny to see leftists cry when you care more about his espionage activity than the stupid whores he fucked who were all like 17 anyway and they clearly liked it and wanted to be around epstein because who wouldn't he's cool af.
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>>34223841
ghislaine was that ride or die bitch
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>>34223751
that webm has been around for like 12 years bro
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>>34223910
she always fucked other guys on the side, married someone else and had minimal contact for many years
just sayin
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What is the youngest that most men typically find sexually attractive?
My estimate has been 10-11. I've known men who have molested toddlers, but I mean the majority of men. I asked my bf and he said you can't always tell with late teens (which I agree with, I've also found some 16-17 year old guys attractive because of variances in sexual maturity). But he was uncomfortable when I brought up 8-12 year olds. Is there truth to the universal desirability of Nymphets?
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>>34223914
real ones know that that was on Epstein's order
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>>34223898
?
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>>34223898
not always, but mine often aligns with a full moon
and yeah, the cycles our way of measuring time are based on aren't really random
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>>34223918
oh sorry i meant to post the calendar
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Glowy glowy glows
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>>34223917
debatable, some say everything he did was ordered by her
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>>34223920
This means nothing to me, even with the context you tried to give.
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>>34223922
Epstein was under Rothschild command
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>>34223916
I'd say most men are attracted to girls when they hit puberty. When that is depends on the girl. Around 11-14.
>Is there truth to the universal desirability of Nymphets?
Yes, but there's exceptions to every rule.
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>>34223925
what makes you think maxwell wasn't part of the rothschild squad
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>>34223916
Around 10. every woman I know experience their first creep at 10 or soon after
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>>34223929
she's working for epstein
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>>34223924
theres a website that attempts to track the cycles of various female vtubers based on tweets and other cues and i check it pretty often now cuz i wanna watch my favorite vtubers when theyre ovulating. idk why, i'm not jerking off to it i just think it's interesting.
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>>34223931
cause she said she managed some of his shit as an "assistant"?
lol, do you know who her father was?
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>>34223934
o.k.
you can continue this conversation with yourself now, I don't really care
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>>34223916
it's not based on age but physical characteristics so any female around the age of puberty that's developing breasts and wide hips, plump ass etc is going to be attractive and some girls get those kinda early but others remain stick figures for longer and aren't attractive because they just look underdeveloped.
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>>34223898
>>34223920
One can speculate that that's when men get paid and take them out on casual dates for casual sex. It'd make sense to sync your cycle accordingly if you're such a woman.
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>>34223940
that is the dumbest thing i've ever heard but go off senpai
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All vtubers are AI or biologically male. They don't ovulate.
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>>34223926
>>34223936
Okay, this implies attraction to matured female traits though. Which does make sense.
Would you say most men don't enjoy childlike undeveloped bodies then? I always thought the appeal of youth was the smallness, the innocence, the clear signs they aren't adults, and the psychological aspects (power etc.). If not then there's no real reason to pursue a 14 year old vs a 20 year old. Is it the taboo? The slightly less experience? If you're fetishizing youth why not go all the way, I guess? Or is it the mid-way between childhood and adulthood that is attractive? The briefness of adolescence? The partial development of secondary sexual characteristics?
>>34223930
I've heard this. Personally I was fat and weird so I was never creeped on.
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>>34223948
I don't think most men are drawn to actual childlike characteristics, it's more this moment of transition that seems fascinating. Still having that innocence, vitality, hunger for life and lack of jadedness carried over from childhood combined with the budding sexual aspect.
>no real reason to pursue a 14 year old vs a 20 year old
Each day spent in this world takes away a bit of your vitality. A girl that just barely has entered womanhood will be less "put through the ringer" by life yet as the same girl at age 20. Ofc there's girls that have had such a horrible childhood that they are already done for before even hitting puberty, it's a sliding scale. The chances to find more hunger for life in a 13yo will be much higher than looking for it in a 28yo.
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>>34223948
well some guys actually from lack of sexual experience get their preferences 'stuck' in adolescence which is hard to explain but basically if you had a crush when you were a kid but couldn't get a gf in your puberty era then it kinda makes you get stuck, your preferences don't 'update', because you're a shutin or whatever. that happened to me for a while because i was homeschooled but i outgrew it eventually and my preferences got more adult. idk it sounds like some pedo shit, hard to explain, for me i had a crush in grade school, then got homeschooled, all my friends got older and started having girlfriends, kissing etc, they'd tell me about it or i'd hear about it, and that was in some sense traumatic like a form of sexual trauma to watch all ur friends go through the stages of development and while you're just waiting for your turn, and that can definitely fuck with your sexual preferences and lead to fetishes and a penchant for the young... /blog
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>>34223935
in case you ever do get curious, here's a qrd
https://x.com/nigroeneveld/status/1944102384378294667?s=46
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>>34223961
I don't care.
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>>34223961
>suggest
>alleged
>reported
Purely conjecture, cool.
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>>34223605
If the ocean floor didn't eat it.
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>messaging girl
>she sends me a voice message
>I send one back in my normal speaking voice
>no response

It's so fucking over.
People dont talk enough about voice-cels. I'll always sound like an autist
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>>34223976
>messaging girl
You should have massaged her
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>>34223973
>he thinks there would ever be actual confirmed publicity available evidence of the dastardly doings of a mossad agent
meds
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>>34223923
How do you use so many words to barely say anything at all.
Pseudointellectual trash
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>>34223976
She was too lazy to type. If that's the case, she's definitely too lazy to open your voice message.
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>>34223983
it's AI generated text
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>men are retreating from dating because women are le bad and they don't want to deal with them
This is fucking hogwash and cope
Men aren't dating because it's too fucking hard to find a date in the first place
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>>34223916
I think men really started to take an interest in me when I was about 11/12 (excluding the pedo who molested me when I was 6)
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>>34223985
But AI doesn't make shit like that without human prompting and certainly isn't the one who posted it
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Why are women like this?
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State gender.
How would you rate yourself out of ten for:
Logic and reason
Scientific understanding
Linguistic ability
Musical ability
Social skills
Self knowledge
Proprioception
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>>34223999
I just know the replies to this are going to be obnoxious.
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>>34223996
>Teach women that their worth depends on them being pleasing to men
>Get all shocked pikachu when some women seek out validation of their attractiveness to men
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>>34223948
>Or is it the mid-way between childhood and adulthood that is attractive?
NTA. There's a point during adolescence when they immediately start looking like women, even IF objectively they aren't fully developed yet. They "seem" ready for having a child. I don't think this assessment is made rationally most of the time, it's not logical and it definitely isn't aligned with how the world has worked for like a millennia. But guys have a keen eye.

Most men are not attracted to children. They're subconsciously drawn to procreation with the partner that's most likely to be ready, available, healthy, and willing. FWIW, I don't think the attraction is anywhere near insurmountable, especially to ones who've grown up with female siblings.
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>>34223999
M
10/10 for all of them, I'm just being held back by the man
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>>34224000
Inspired by the "I have a 150 IQ" thread lol
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>>34223996
>bottomless need for sexual attention
Literally me
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>>34223999
>>34224000
Consecutive trips :O

F. 8 logic, 7 science, 9 language, 4 music, 2 social, 4 self knowledge and 3-6 proprioception depending on the day
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>>34223999
M
>Logic and reason
10/10 I think
>Scientific understanding
4/10. Really dont care I just trust the experts
>Linguistic ability
7/10 idk. I speak multiple languages
>Musical ability
0/10
>Social skills
8/10 if platonic
2/10 if romantic
>Self knowledge
Stupid question
>Proprioception
Idk wtf this means
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>>34224008
R u female
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Men, why do you think about Roman Empire and not the Diadochi?
Roman empire was fucking boring and the diadochi were fascinating, a bunch of strong, powerful guys fighting over who would rule the world
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>>34223999
M

8
7
9
7
5
6
10
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>>34224013
yeah
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>>34224018
Plap
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>>34223995
thats not what I implied
I just said it's a bunch of pretentious babbling that doesn't actually say anything of substance because it's AI generated
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>>34224019
I want something more detailed and grapjic if I may ask
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>>34223999
M
logic 8 I'm a CS-cel
science like 3
linguistics 3
music 1
social 4.5
self knowledge? I know my problems but can't fix them, whatever score that gets
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>>34224012
Seeing as you cba to google it proprioception is basically knowing where parts of you are positioned at any time.
Like if you reach up to scratch your nose you don't have to look in a mirror and guide your hand to it, you just know where both of them are innately.
If you regularly walk into things or knock them over, or suck at catching things you probably don't have it so good.
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>>34224022
Sorry, that function requires Plap+, available for $12/month paid annually.
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>>34223999
F
>Logic and reason
7/10
>Scientific understanding
6/10
>Linguistic ability
7/10
>Musical ability
6/10
>Social skills
8/10
>Self knowledge
7/10
>Proprioception
4/10
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>>34223999
F
>Logic and reason
10
>Scientific understanding
10
>Linguistic ability
10
>Musical ability
10
>Social skills
10
>Self knowledge
10
>Proprioception
10
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>>34224030
virgin moid hands
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>>34223999
F.
>Logic and reason: 6
>Scientific understanding: 7
>Linguistic ability: 7
>Musical ability: 2
>Social skills: 6
>Self knowledge: 10
>Proprioception: 8
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feels like everything is going to implode

>>34223999
M
7
7
3
0
0
0
5
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>>34224025
NTA, but this is further proof that men ITT can't hornypost anymore. You guys suck.
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Is my sex life shit if I've never been creampied, never sat on moid's face and never had a moid coom on my face?
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>>34224042
>I've never been creampied
yes
>sat on moid's face
no
>never had a moid coom on my face
no

only the first one is worth it, the other two suck and you're not missing out
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>>34224042
I've never gotten those besides sitting on faces, and I don't think they're needed to be very satisfied in bed. I would definitely recommend facesitting if you get the chance, though.
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>>34224042
>never been creampied
yeah you are missing out
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>>34224049
>I would definitely recommend facesitting if you get the chance
Interesting. I did get eaten out, to what extent is facesitting better than that?
>>34224050
>>34224047
I would like to, I'm just too scared of getting knocked up
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daily reminder that if you get a tattoo you are ruined
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>>34224049
How do you do facesitting right? Every time a guy's gone down on me it just feels awkward and doesn't hit the spot at all desu
Am I meant to take charge and grind on his face or something?
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>>34224055
Only as a women though
On men it doesn't matter
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>>34224055
>>34224060
Yeah you moids say this and then swoon over tattooed porn sluts
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Has your penis or vagina ever been featured on television?
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>>34224042
Only if you're straight
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>>34224062
Love madonnas
Plap whores

Simple as
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>>34224063
Yes I was on the UK TV show embarassing bodies because my penis is so girthy /s
Did you forget you're on a croation cat tickling site or something? We don't go outside
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>>34224052
>to what extent is facesitting better than that?
Another femanon ITT really captured the difference, so I'm going to paraphrase her. Your angle and position in general is going to affect everything you're feeling, whether you're riding dick or riding face. Plus, while on top, you have a lot of freedom of movement and the agency to try different angles/movements/whatever. The novelty of it all by itself could also be enjoyed, with or without the involvement of power dynamics as a thought.
>>34224056
>Am I meant to take charge and grind on his face or something?
You are meant to take charge, but grinding is something you should probably communicate with the guy beforehand so he knows what's up. It's up to you to line everything up the way you'd like to enjoy it the most, so you have to be willing to experiment when something isn't working. Just make sure you're mindful of the pressure you're putting on the guy when you're moving or grinding on him.
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>>34223999
>Logic and reason
9
>Scientific understanding
8
>Linguistic ability
5
>Musical ability
6
>Social skills
5 (limited wheelhouse, but skilled at it)
>Self knowledge
4
>Proprioception
9? Maybe not as skilled as professional athletes, but I still feel higher than most people.
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>>34224072
F btw
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>>34224063
F, no. I did however end up being volunteered to test the imaging on a new VMAT sort of machine to treat breast cancer at a clinic I studied at. I kept a light gown on, but the 3D imaging and visualization pretty much modeled my whole chest to the point that everyone in the room knew more about my body than I wanted them to, to put it tastefully.
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>>34223996
Menopause
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>>34222155
>garage only fits 1 car
please stop being poor
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>>34224075
hot if true
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god I have autismed to such an extreme degree the last week I must touch grass or even better, a female
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If I got $100 million, most of it would go to buying cars. What would you all spend it on?
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>>34224079
I'm pretty flat, it really did look close to a mastectomy patient's chest when isolated in the imaging.
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>>34224083
>I'm pretty flat
HOTTTTTTT
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>>34224084
You guys will jerk it to anything.
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>>34224050
I don’t see what she’s missing out on. I could live without it
>>34224063
F no
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>>34224082
buying a private island
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>>34224083
post the scans
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>>34223999
F
Logic and reason 9
Scientific understanding 6
Linguistic ability 7
Musical ability 1
Social skills 8
Self knowledge 9
Proprioception 9
Never touched a musical instrument, but I’m good with bow and polearm
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>>34224082
>What would you all spend it on?
Learjet 75 seems like a nice balance of price to performance.
From the remaining money I'll get my pilots license and fly aroud the world
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>>34224086
yes, if you have a nice ass
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>>34223996
Sex good
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>>34224089
I asked them to delete them immediately, obviously.
>>34224093
I do, but they didn't scan my ass.
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>>34224096
Ok I'll think about your ass for a while now
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>>34224088
I know what kind of man you are
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>>34224099
jokes on you, I'd want it all to myself with nobody on it
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>>34224075
I would love to see that for sexual and non sexual reasons
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>>34224082
M
Mostly stocks. I'd also budget a few thousand per month to rent modest homes in several places until I figure out where I want to live for the time being, and then rent a slightly nicer place over there. Would buy my sister a home, though.
Spending money is overrated.
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>>34223878
everything gets antagonized because people are miserable shits
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Do you believe in jinxing or karma? How do I unjinx myself?
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>>34224083
You can show a lot of tasteful cleavage, then. Sounds like a win.
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>>34224120
not really, it's just a cope for people to feel like there's some magical way to unshittify their life
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>>34224120
I believe in aura debt. Rizzless forefathers require generations of spiritual cleansing.
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>>34224082
I’d buy a bunch of arcade machines and start an arcade.
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>>34224130
Bruh you can do that with a loan from the SBA
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So disgusted by this world today. I hate vermin I hate the human body I hate the air and the dirt on everything it’s disgusting it makes me sick
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>>34224120
I think there is a kinda of social karma - like if you don't really listen to people then you will find that people stop listening to you.
Respect is mutual, more flies with honey type shit
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>>34224131
But I wouldn’t be able to afford the life-size Ridge Racer setup. It would be cool if NA had at least one of those.
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>>34224063
>Has your penis or vagina ever been featured on television?
I have the similar body type of 2? actresses and face sort of.
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>>34224120
F, yes. I'll send you good luck.
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I feel...bad
I just told my ex I'm going no contact for my sanity and he thinks it's a good idea
And I don't have anyone to talk about this with other than my mom.

I'm such a shit I only want a friend/friends when I'm in emotional turmoil and need someone to calm me down but I absolutely hate being burdened with the same thing from a friend and they'll expect you to do things with them sometimes.

So, solitary coping strategies anyone? What have you got? What do you do when you're so stressed and upset that your body won't allow you to sleep more than 4 hours in a row, you're constantly nauseous, and you high-key want to die? And don't say the gym, I'll hike 15 miles but I can't stand being in the gym.
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If you think about it, the amount times women (and some men) have sucked dicks in all of history combined is staggering.
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>>34224152
Write in journal, work out at home, play card games(go fish etc), do puzzles, see a counselor or go to a group therapy online if they dont charge that much, vent in a journal.
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>>34224120
>Do you believe in jinxing or karma? How do I unjinx myself?
No, it goes against my beliefs.
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>>34224152
>What do you do when you're so stressed and upset that your body won't allow you to sleep more than 4 hours in a row, you're constantly nauseous, and you high-key want to die?
crash out on people online, whine to my therapist, up my meds, drown out the thoughts via constant distraction
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>>34224120
you need an expert to uninstall the jinx
a jealous moid probably performed one of his unholy moid rituals to lay the curse on you
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My gf of 2 years is always telling me how she feels like I don’t care, and it’s genuinely making me not care. I try to be there for her, I give her plenty of attention, buy things for her, am there emotionally, we spend a LOT of time around each other, communicate, etc. Sometimes everything is fine and other times I feel like I have to walk on eggshells. I could say one thing wrong that’s literally NOTHING and she sobs about it, and I get accused of not saying the right thing, not being there for her, not caring; and it causes me to pull away.
Like I’ve told her this over the course our nearly 2 years together. And every time it concludes with her saying something along the lines of “I’m sorry, I gotta work on myself. I guess it was just the way I grew up.” But nothing ever changes. I’m just genuinely getting so sick of the same patterns. Like nothing I say helps, everything I do is wrong. It’s draining- and yes; I have told her this time and time and time again.
What’s going on here? Am I the problem, or does she need to be on meds?
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>>34224161
What you might need is a third party to weight in on this.
Say you want to go to relationship councelling.
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Have you ever tried to bite off the genitals of your rapist, or shoved a tent stake up their butthole?
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>>34223999
F
>Logic and reason
7
>Scientific understanding
6?
>Linguistic ability
6 My vocabulary is extensive but I'm shit at learning languages.
>Musical ability
3. I could play the Lord of the rings theme on clarinet for you but that's about all I got.
>Social skills
4 it's only this high because I have a bunch of autistic systems to follow to create normal seeming social interactions for other people.
>Self knowledge
7
>Proprioception
7
This is a hard one I'm really good at one handed catching falling objects but only because I knocked them over first.
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>>34224161
you're simply incompatible
neither of you will change, if the way you are makes you both miserable, you should go separate ways
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>>34224170
Have they done society a favor and killed themselves yet?
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>>34224165
>clarinet
Oof...
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Too afraid to ask: do most families participate in low-grade incestuous sexual harassment and even sexual behaviour at family reunions?
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>>34224156
I guess I could try a journal
I'm the type to destroy the entries not long after though, I don't want to see that.
I fucking hate group therapy ngl. It's just like...oh great now all these strangers that have very little in common with me know some of my most vulnerable thoughts, how comforting, not.
>>34224159
>constant distraction
I'm trying but struggling with that because at least half the shit I want to do is stuff I would have done with him if he were here. I haven't been able to watch any horror movies or the sopranos for over a month because it just makes me sad and I can't focus so I'm just shoveling my face full of anime like I'm 15 and suicidal again.


Does anyone have ideas for shit I can do outside the house but in a heated building that isn't social? I'm pretty bored of the mall and the library. And it's too cold to just walk.
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>>34224176
no, in all my life, nobody in my family ever did anything like that
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>>34224170
Oh no, anyway...
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>>34224161
So either she's a bad communicator who isn't taking responsibility for her own emotions or properly explaining why she's having them AFTER she calms down, or you're really blunt and unsupportive and are misrepresenting yourself. I'm going to take your word for it and just say that she needs therapy. She needs to learn how to tell you what she's upset about in a productive way, and to calm herself and take a breather if she's having a major emotional reaction to a minor issue.
If she doesn't start going to therapy or at least doing some research by herself watching some YouTube videos even, you need to leave. If she isn't going to do anything to change it nothing will change.
>>34224173
Just oof no blowjob joke? I'll take it.
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>>34224178
>And it's too cold to just walk.
Get yourself proper boots and other stuff to go snow hiking in the mountains.

>>34224184
>Just oof no blowjob joke? I'll take it.
I feel way too sorry for you to make a lewd joke about it. :(
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>>34224152
Read, do puzzles (jigsaw or logic), go on a walk, cup of tea, research things, masturbate for the endorphins, have a bath, meditate
Sometimes self care also looks like work - clean, cook, make that appointment you've been putting off
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>>34224179
I was a guest at my next door neighbor's family reunion when I was growing up and his mom would sometimes touch his arm flirty like and tickle his penis under the table. In the downstairs bathroom there was a black and white photo of his mom and his uncle who were biological siblings making out with each other. His female cousin sometimes pounced on him when he was watching TV on the couch and forced kisses on his lips. It was really fucking weird.
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>>34224189
yeah, that doesn't sound right at all
some families are just fucked up
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>>34223833
No. I've seen other people do it.
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>>34224160
Low-key believe this
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>>34223856
Uhh, we're not
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Girls
I have a moment between tasks right now. Why aren't you sitting on my face?
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>>34224160
Some people are cursed before they were even born.
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>>34224176
We have a femanon here that dated her uncle and her cousin lol
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>>34223912
That still qualifies as modern.assume died before 2010
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>>34224176
No, that's weird bruh
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>>34224187
>Proper boots to go snow hiking in the mountains
The high temperature for today is below freezing. I really really don't want to. Plus I'm one of those people who hikes in trail runners fuck ankle support my ankles are the support. I'd like to be comfortable not force more but different misery on myself.

>feel way too sorry for you
:/ consider me humbled
>>34224188
I'm having focus issues and masturbation is doing fucking nothing for me I just get bummed out. None of this stuff holds my attention, really nothing holds my attention that's why I keep ending up back here because there's input from others that I have to follow I'm not just deciding what to do and then sitting there staring at a wall not doing it for an hour.

I wish I could read like I used to. I used to be able to zone out and ignore anything and read. I could walk home from school while reading a book. Now it's like I can't get through 2 pages before my brain starts to itch. I'm just so fucking agitated that these calm activities make me want to scream.
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>>34224203
Leave JH alone, you guys are annoying as hell constantly bringing shit up.
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>>34224203
You forgot that she also wants to fuck her brother. Present tense.
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>>34224176
No
I did have one cousin from Alaska who was 3 years younger than me that I had never met before that day make it weird once though.
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>>34223999
M
>Logic and reason
10
>Scientific understanding
10
>Linguistic ability
9
>Musical ability
10
>Social skills
8
>Self knowledge
10
>Proprioception
11
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>>34224207
>hikes in trail runners fuck ankle support my ankles are the support.
I can't count the times the ankle supports of my boots have saved my legs and maybe even more.
But I know it's not for everybody. It does miking hiking in snow rather impossible though. It's a pretty, even if kind of tedious experience though. Highest snow I've ever waded through on a hike was up to my butt, shit was intense. lol

But yeah anyway, these are good times to have friends.
Go obsess over a video game if nothing else helps.
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>>34224214
Really? Wtf lol
Haven't seen those posts before, but nothing surprises me with that freak.
>>34224208
Hope she's paying you enough to defend her.
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>>34224214
Still missing the fact whenever, if at all she has a son she wants to have sex with him everyday.
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>>34224226
The fact she sees no issue with all of these is the worst part. Dangerous and creepy af.
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>>34224220
>Girls need to sit on myself.
Why did you delete?
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>>34224229
I made a typo.
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>>34224215
I remember once when I got in a fight with my big sister, she chased me around the house with a dildo shaped like Jesus on the cross and threatened to force it up my asshole.

We were both technically adults at the time but hadn't moved out of our parents' house yet. She has autism, so stuff like that just kind of happened with her.
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Men
Should I add "I've never been to Little Saint James" to my tinder bio?
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>>34224236
No
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>>34224203
>>34224214
>>34224226
>>34224227
Do you think the anons that write these fanfics are jerking off while they type their bullshit, or do you think they wait until after they post to start?
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>>34224238
Why not? I thought it's funny
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>>34224236
Yes
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>>34224236
no, thats already apparent from your pics
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>>34224226
God I wish I was her son if that's true.
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>>34224239
I don't know, but they are on the same level as all the other spammers for me.
It's best to just ignore.
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>>34224239
>if I just claim it's all maid up, I'll get away with it
You're just like ghislain.
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>>34224236
What fucks me up is that the high school I went to used to have an annual girl's trip to an island that was literally right next to Little Saint James. Like they'd be having a fun chaperoned island sleepover weekend only a short yacht ride away from where people were bringing drugs, they were bringing rape (I'm telling ya, somebody was doing the raping).
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>>34224218
>up to my butt
That sounds like a nightmare t b h. And I'm not sure I have the body fat for winter hiking I get cold if it's 70 degrees out if there's a breeze lol. If you're out there winter hiking you must have good sunglasses, got any brand recs?
My ankles are very flexible! I've hurt myself with really stiff ankle support on hiking boots more than I have without the support lol. Just let em roll. If I have the boot on it just bruises my leg in a weird spot that would have been totally fine had I not had the boot on.

God damn it. I suck at games to the point it makes them not fun, plus all I have is my phone. I am just going to have to embrace how much this fucking sucks and try not to jump off a bridge. Because I can't make a friend so I have someone to complain to and then ditch them whenever I no longer have the need that's just mean.
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Women
If your boyfriend of two years gave you a gift right before breaking up with you, would you appreciate it or throw it away?
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>>34224234
I can just about promise you that was not an autism related issue
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>>34224245
>maid
Confirmed braindead coomer.
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>>34224247
>annual girls only school excursions next to LSJ
yeah, that's not suspicious at all
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>>34224249
Definitely depends on context. But I think it's better to not give a gift in any context.
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>>34224249
depends on the gift
if it's some sentimental trash, absolutely
if it's valuable or useful, no
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>>34224249
Like literally right before? Like he hands me the present, gives me enough time to open it, then dumps me? He gets that back.
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>>34221964
I once got approached by a girl who asked for my phone number for her friend.
I texted with said friend, until I found out who they were.
Turns out she was really ugly, and I stopped texting with her.

Felt bad about it, but whatever.
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>>34224258
How ugly?
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>>34224239
You literally posted about it yourself, retarded freak.
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30808845/#30811068
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/30808845/#30811160
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>>34224234
That just sounds crude, not incestuous.
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>>34224248
>That sounds like a nightmare t b h.
At some point I wasn't sure if I am.going to make it or had to call the rescue. lol
But it went down (or actually up) well and I was the only person at the peak.

>I get cold if it's 70 degrees
F? That's around 21C, which seems perfect for hiking. I think coldest I ever went hiking was around -2C in the morning/afternoon when started/got back to my car. But usually I prefer it to be at least 5C, because it gets cold really fast during breaks or when you are in the shadows.

>you must have good sunglasses, got any brand recs?
Not really. Since mine are dioptric or whatever you call them in English, but they are made by Jaguar (yes, the car brand).

>My ankles are very flexible!
LEWD

>bruises my leg in a weird spot
Then you need tighter boots and/or better socks. I bought special merino wool socks for my boots, which I use during the summer too btw.

Maybe there are some good card games on mobile. I only know of Dominion and that's pretty cool. I tend to play that during flights.

>that's just mean.
Mature of you to realize that.
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WOAH, Black Betty, bamalam
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>be me
>want a christian white woman (or at least a pale latina)
>fall in love with a non practicing black woman
why does my brain do this? i need my children to at least somewhat look like me. i can't alter my family tree like this
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Okay anon I found a puzzle. I didn't even think we had any here. My plan is to get so high I can't think and try to do this 1000 piece puzzle in less than 5 hours. If I get bored of the puzzle I have to fold laundry or eat, those are my options. Thanks for the suggestions guys I know I can be kind of a pain in the ass and shoot everything down I'm just so god damned miserable all the time and I feel even more pathetic and stupid than usual.
>>34224267
It is the perfect hiking temperature! But even then I need to bring a beanie and fleece if I'm stopping in the shade. Especially if I got sweaty.
>Tighter boots
I think I must have child sized ankles and woman sized feet then? I'm a very normal shoe size. I've never tried on a hiking boot with a snug ankle support for me they're always huge and can't be tightened enough. Skinny American problems I guess. I have a bunch of good merino wool socks I even have the sock liners the little toe socks to prevent blisters.
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>>34224255
>>34224256
>>34224257
The idea is like "well i don't think we're a good match for each other but I don't wanna leave on bad terms so here's this gift to show I have no ill will towards you and wish you the best"
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>>34224265
New JH lore wtf
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>>34224271
>i need my children to at least somewhat look like me. i can't alter my family tree like this
Why?
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>>34224270
I'll never get the image of that old dude slanging his junk around in an American flag speedo out of my head will I
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>>34224277
She does the damage control of "anons making shit up" every time someone brings up her sick posts. Notice how she ran away now like the cowardly freak she is.
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>>34224277
Here's her talking about how wanting to fuck your own brother is totally normal and never goes away.
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>>34224276
>I don't think we're a good match for each other
Why did it take 2 years to figure that out?
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>>34224207
If this level of disfunction is a new thing, have you looked up burnout or depression?

Identifying the problem is the first step to fixing it
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>>34224276
nah thats dumb, show that with your actions
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>>34224273
>m just so god damned miserable all the time and I feel even more pathetic and stupid than usual.
Are you a well known poster here?

>beanie and fleece
lul I go in a t-shirt with nothing under it and short pants, because I will sweat my ass off anyway!

>Skinny American problems I guess.
Better than amerifat problems... though I am not sure being fat or skinny has too much influence, unless your BMI is <15 or >30.
My shoe size is on the bigger end in general since I am tall, so I had to just take an educated guess after trying some sizes in a shop first.

Do you habe any nice hiking pics to share?
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>>34224271
Imagine being so cucked that you're upset about falling in love with someone just because she's not a religious white woman.
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>>34224283
She’s weird and I’m tired of her
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>>34224264
crooked yellow teeth, ugly bleached hair, pale bleached skin with dark circles under her eyes
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>>34224270
Quit bullying our blaxican femanon, you guys.
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>>34224297
Sounds like a r9k discord server reject
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>>34224265
>>34224277
You're ignoring the context of him being a second cousin. Which makes it okay, of you ask me and everyone I've ever talked to about it.
>>34224283
>anon once again forgets I have a job
>after his out of context archive digging is disputed, he'll go back to crying into his hands at how empty his life is, just to be banned again in a couple hours
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>>34224289
Lol no it is not.
The level of it varies based on external stressors but I've been depressed pretty much constantly for nearly 20 years now.

I went to therapy for a while, tried meds. It wasn't helping and was just giving me more stress. They thought I was bipolar and it was just making everything so much worse. For a while I did ok self medicating with weed and just coasting with odd jobs and disability payments but I'm not on disability any more and I want to be able to work I need more than the disability check. But I feel like I'm going to crash out and my family is going to send me to the psych ward, again. What I need and what I can handle are so disparate.

Like there is no "fixing" a logical reaction to one's circumstances. I should be depressed, look at me, look at the world.
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I love JH and if that makes me look like a retard so be it.
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>>34224301
>stop writing fanfic about me!
>well a-actually he was just a second cousin ;_;
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>>34224308
It makes you look like a pedo apologist, which makes you a pedo by association.
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>>34224301
Nta
My biggest gripe with you is how you larp being normal as if weird pedophiles like you don’t have jobs or weird relationships
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>>34224293
>well known
I don't have a name but there is this one guy who consistently recognizes me based on information I share and probably the amount of commas I use.

Then I'm not sure how to find a boot that fits. All the popular brands are so stiff and wide. Are we sure I don't just hate them?

>t-shirt and short pants
It's all about the layering lol. I feel you I prefer to hike in shorts until the cold is unbearable it's just so much more comfortable especially when it's wet out. I'm considering shelling out for some snap on rain pants or like dance pants or something that I can throw on while I'm taking longer breaks.

I'm in an incognito tab and my most recent hiking pics are going to make me sad about my ex so I don't think I'm going to post any but I appreciate you asking.
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Frog should be a more appreciated type among women. Frog-type can be fuckable. Frog-type can be good. State gender if u agree
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>>34224309
So you're going to ignore the whole thing about accusing me of dating the man who raped me as a child then killed himself? Because your cartoonish maliciousness isn't justified by misrepresenting my posts. Now you're going to run away and hide from how obviously shitty you are.
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I have a distant cousin around my age who I have seen very infrequently over my life and in our pubescence I think we both found each other attractive but we did the responsible thing and just avoided interacting with each other whenever possible
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Women, would you still date a guy who decides to go into politics?
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>>34224315
Anon, nobody buys your lies. And no, one sfw image or one smut story with sketchy tags being recommended isn't going to make anybody buy it either.
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>>34224319
Kek we're making her upset.
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>>34224327
What lies? You come on here acting like you’re better than everyone despite being deeply traumatized and unwell
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>>34224325
No, political grifters are the fucking worst and all deserve to die.
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>>34224319
Was this before or after you dated your cousin
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>>34224317
What does this mean
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>>34224305
>they thought I was bipolar
Yeah women are commonly misdiagnosed as either bipolar or anxiety, it's a whole thing, especially with adhd/audhd iirc.

Is a big part of it not being able to stop ruminating on the suck or intrusive thoughts?
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i finally creampied the femboy. i won.
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>>34224325
Sure, I assume it aligns with my beliefs
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>>34224330
This is the only place where she can feel powerful, despite the fact that she wets her bed in her 30s and lives with her father.
>hey, at least I'm not a virgin loser ;_;
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>>34224336
I think they're just trying to be mean about her face shape
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>>34224338
Did it feel kinda gay though?
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>>34224337
>not being able to stop ruminating on the suck
This is my cross to bear.
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>>34224338
WinRAR!
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>>34224338
Why are moids so homosexual?
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>>34224337
Because they are literally hysterical, and go batshit crazy 25% of the time.
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>>34224338
>finally

storytime?
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>>34224329
I get upset a lot here, but this guy who has been spamming the same things for years is only annoying. Like everyone else says.
>>34224330
You're a sad, strange little man.
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>>34224337
I definitely have anxiety, but a lot of it is because of the audhd. I'm not formally diagnosed as either but my SISTER'S therapist who has never spoken to me and only heard things about me through my sister was like "she's obviously autistic" and that felt telling lol.

I've gotten pretty good at compartmentalizing. If I can't do anything about it right now I don't have to think about it right now. But I get overwhelmed and lost. When I don't know what my next step is or what the "right" thing to do is. And I lack motivation. I don't "want" anything what I want is to not have to deal with any of this.
>>34224341
Oh so literally just "bulging eyes wide mouth" sounds like a thyroid disorder lol.
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I just turned 28 which means I’m basically 30 which means I’m on the backend of my life which means it’s already over
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>>34224340
She’s the one who lives with her dad?
>>34224353
I’m not
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>>34224348
There are zero straight women so idk what you're complaining about
I thought modern women wanted bisexual bfs
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My life ended when I turned 23 it’s been nothing but suffering since then
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>>34224357
You're just pissed she's not calling you Papi. Now go cry about your micropenis somewhere else.
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>>34224358
>I thought modern women wanted bisexual bfs
If that’s what you think, you’ve been sorely misled.
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>>34224362
Are you her gf or what's the matter with you?
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>>34224351
No, this is a perception thing. Experiments have shown that altering the gender on the exact same information will affect recommended treatment and diagnosis. And of course now that everyone ones to use AI for everything and training data is based on real shit, AI has also picked up the same behaviour.

This sort of shit is everywhere to the point people don't even realise they're doing it until it's pointed out. We did an experiment in my class where boys and girls took turns talking for equal lengths of time and even knowing that the timing was completely equal we all still "felt" that the girls had talked more than their fair share - the boys especially.
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>>34224362
I think you’ve got me confused, god bless
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>>34224357
>She’s the one who lives with her dad?
Yes, and her father had to take her to the hospital because she choked herself out while masturbating.
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>>34224358
>I thought modern women wanted bisexual bfs
Some of us do
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>>34224369
Based.
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>>34224369
Write a biography you obsessed simp.
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>>34224325
Just realized that the generation of fuckboy politicians has just begun lol
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>>34224341
not mean, frog is beautiful!
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>>34224369
Twice
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>>34224370
Why?
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Taking my extremely feeble grandfather to lunch and a movie today, hope he doesn't die.
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>>34224316
>there is this one guy who consistently recognizes me
Sounds creepy and it would probably make me never post anything personal again...

>Are we sure I don't just hate them?
Well I can't say already what you hat or don't hate... except for perfectly fine snowy temps. :^)

I am a really sweaty boy during hikes, so in summer I usually just take an extra shirt with me for the way back. And one for the drive home, unless I drive topless.
I'm this way when I'm not hiking too though. During fall, it takes me forever to not wear shorts and short sleeve shirts. Coworkers and family have frequently called me crazy... BUT THEY ARE JUST WEAK! >:O

Would you want me to post a snowy hiking pic of my own? Or would that also make you feel bad?
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>>34224317
It's called duckface among us non-autists.
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>>34224325
>Women, would you still date a guy who decides to go into politics?
No. Everyone in politics is filthy.

>>34224378
>Taking my extremely feeble grandfather to lunch and a movie today, hope he doesn't die.
Try copping a feel during the movie.
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>>34224377
It's not a guarantee of anything but bisexual men seem to have more personal style preferences, better personal hygiene, they can be a little more understanding about some of the shit men pull because it's happened to them too, it's a bunch of little things that make them appealing.
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>>34224369
>>34224376
Ew
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>>34224369
How does one person on an anonymous imageboard live so rent free in your head? Do you keep notes and bookmarks over everything she's ever said? You got a whole evidence board in your room with manic red lines connecting every incident?
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>>34224380
>creepy
It's pretty disconcerting especially considering I took a break and didn't come here for months while I was dating the guy that dumped me recently. But I doubt it's malicious they're just always here.

I feel that, the drive home is a sports bra exclusive event lol.

No that sounds nice please show us a snowy hiking pic.
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*Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer starts playing*
Hey, femanon.
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>>34224354
You might get something out of the youtube channel howtoadhd, she has a load of guides to how you can get stuck in a rut and ways you can make it less shit. Though I like her newer stuff a little less.
Also if you self medicated with MJ, caffeine can also help
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>>34224387
>they can be a little more understanding about some of the shit men pull because it's happened to them too
Bisexual men are horndogs
They've probably done the same shit lol
Yaoi isn't real life
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>>34224392
Anon has been watching 20+ year old romance movies.
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>>34224390
NTA but some people actually have a brain that automatically remembers things they read. Like how I remember that you never miss an opportunity to make it very clear that you find big boobs disgusting and that flat girls are superior as a cringe attempt to slime up the resident titless pedo.
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>>34224393
>howtoadhd
How Toad HD?
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>>34224394
Yes they are.
But that doesn't automatically make them pushy and bad a sex it just means they have a lot of desire and are easily aroused lol. Bisexual men are better at eating pussy.
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SIMPFORCE ASSEMBLE
WE MUST SAVE THE QUEEN
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>>34224397
He says while I post a pic of a girl with big boobs. Might wanna get that "functioning brain" checked out.
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>>34224394
One i met i got him to confess he would fuck animals if there were no people.
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>>34224405
Dw, we all know you hope she fucks you one day since you're both into bestiality.
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>>34224390
Says the autist that gets notified whenever someone posts his name. A lot of projection from you.
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>>34224393
I'm pretty sure I've seen her stuff around?
The problem for me isn't finding something that will work/help it's actually DOING it.

I have to be careful with caffeine I can't do coffee or energy drinks I've gotten heart palpitations. Enough to do anything makes my body think it's about to die and not enough just doesn't do anything noticable. I still have some when I have to get up earlier than I usually do for something but I can't tell if it makes a difference or not.
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>>34224391
This is a bit embarrassing now, but it seems I never copied all of the pics from my hikes onto my new phone...
So i took a screencap for you of a video I took while hiking in early 2025. There was still snow on a steep slope and the night before there was a small avalanche. I had to turn around, because I was actually wearing shorts on this hike. lol
You can see a couple turning around there too and I advised to families with kids to not go further, since it was too dangerous. They were crazies like you, just wearing normal shoes. heh

I retried the hike three months later and it was great. And completely free of snow.
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>>34224288
Sometimes you're in a relationship cause it feels nice but then it really hits you what living with that person every day for the rest of your life is gonna be like.
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Girls
It's almost time for me to go do stuff again. Your window to sit on my face is closing.
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>>34224397
>NTA but some people actually have a brain that automatically remembers things they read

Jealous. I wish I didn't have to reread books 3-4 times to remember everything in them. Or I could just remember a movie in its entirety with one watch.
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My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.

Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. That's all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
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>>34224418
It looks like it smells good out there.
I need to get out west and climb some real mountains.

I know some people who will wear shorts even if there's snow on the ground if they're expecting to have to cross water, you're not nuts you're just being proactive lol.
>normal shoes
Lol there's a big difference between trail runners and street sneakers man! I sometimes think they grip even better than boots do because I can bend my foot to better fit the surface. I fall a lot less when my ankles and feet are more mobile. I'm clumsy in the big boots.

If I can just hold out through march everything will get a little better in April when I can reliably go outside.
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>>34224419
So you didn't even realize you were just using them until that very moment?
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>>34224425
>to remember everything in them
Who told you that you have to remember everything in a book?
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Why didn't Bezos and Zuckerberg go to Little Saint James? Is it because they're too much of wife guys?
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>>34224438
maybe this is a hot take but I think people who weren't born rich are less susceptible to temptations of pedophilia because their dopamine levels haven't been completely fried
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Is it weird at all that my sister in law hasn’t said anything to me about my pregnancy after her brother and I told her at a family event in December? Her and I have a pretty typical SIL relationship, not super close but not bad relations or anything. I was a bridesmaid at her wedding. The night that we told her and her husband she didn’t really have a lot to say other than congrats and asking how far along we were, which was fine and expected because it was kind of shocking news.
But she hasn’t brought up the pregnancy to me or her brother at all since. Is that odd or am I just being too sensitive right now?
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LOL epic adulting fail
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>>34224436
How the hell is that using someone?
If you fall out of love while the other person is still in love is that using someone?
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>>34224438
who said they weren't, idiot-chan?
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>>34224442
why didn't Elon Musk go, then?
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>>34224421
I mean I can do a big sloppy spicy ramen shit on your face if that's you really want
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>>34224392
*Pulls cans off of head while "Kill All the Gays and the Faggots" blasts*

Sup?
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>>34224450
He tried to go but they didn't let him.
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>>34224432
>you're not nuts you're just being proactive lol.
Yes, that is what I tell myself in retrospect too!
Here's a picture how the same spot looked in early summer when I redid it.

>I sometimes think they grip even better than boots do because I can bend my foot to better fit the surface.
They do actually. It's also why my boots are not that good for climbing on actual rocks.

I have to go now, I wish you lal the best in overcoming the heartbreak. Maybe you can find somebody to go hiking with you to take your mind off of it.
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Why do women hate cargo pants on men?
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>>34224443
Does she have any kids? Some people just aren't that interested in shit like that.
Or maybe pregnancy is a sore spot for her - some women can't conceive or get a load of miscarriages to being around pregnant women rubs it in their faces a bit.
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>>34224438
They're rich enough to have the victims being flown directly to them.
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Why do women pretend to hate prostitution?
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>>34224450
He tried to but got turned down, but I feel like it was more of his autistic desire to be "in" (the same way he pays people to play his PoE account so it can be high-rated for gamer cred) and he doesn't actually want to do anything but colonize mars. He's got a special kind of autism.
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So its another episode of
"JH can do no wrong because I want to have sex with her"
Yawn.
>>34224446
The people here are either ego farming or have zero life experience. It's not worth engaging.
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Song about the average /atoga/ moid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZokPAuhD6k
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>>34224456
>>34224461
You're delusional m8
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SUPPORT. BLACK. FEMANONS.
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>>34224461
I'm pretty sure the women who hate prostitution and the women who engage in it aren't the same women anon.
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>>34224466
anon is just trying to bait people into arguing
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>>34224463
>anon KEEPS bringing up his thread crush

Your weekly allotted simping/bullying time is over. Back to the wagecage.
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Wife woke up this morning, sucked my dick till I got hard, then rode on me til she got off, then went about her morning as usual before work. Don’t know how to feel about that.
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>>34224466
I just asked the cargo pants question though
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>>34224472
>she has to suck it to get you hard
just get a divorce at this point
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>>34224464
Music was so good when the Jews were in charge. Damn.
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>>34224463
>Yawn.
Anybody who types that out in any context is a massive faggot. I think men and women can agree on that.
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>>34224472
you don't have morning wood?
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>>34224476
Warren Zevon was half Jewish half Mormon.
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>>34224474
I wasn’t awake at the moment. I woke up and was already popping tall and she hopped on. Took her 30 seconds of furious thrashing and she was done and off to do her eyelashes and lip liner.
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Who the fuck has sex and then leaves without showering? This general is either fake and gay, or full of lowlifes.
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>>34224479
Yeah but not on this particular morning.
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>>34224483
Going around with the smell of pussy on you is chad shit
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Don't get being woken with with sex, when I wake up I want to go take a piss.
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>>34224481
Have you talked about and agreed that she'd be allowed to so that before? If not then thats rape.
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>>34224483
>Who the fuck has sex and then leaves without showering?
look you arent wrong, but the answer is lots of people
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>>34224483
>he doesn’t know about silk dick
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>>34224488
You alarm clock at 4 AM to piss and then go back to sleep and wake up into sex.
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>>34224489
She needs a real penis to get off, toys and fingers don’t do it for her, so I let her know she can have a go whenever she wants. Just kinda surprised, she never went for it like that before.
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O ii a
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>>34224498
Well then thats fine I suppose. It kinda doesn't seem like you feel fine about it though. You can always change your mind and tell her you're not comfortable with that. Or did you enjoy it and just wanted to humble brag?
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The failed normies are here
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Femanons, do you have an edible pussy?
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>>34224501
Yes I just woke up
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>>34224500
It was weird for me. Do the warm up, do some foreplay, then get it on. Being woken up so she could bust a nut real quick before she turned on the coffee was staggering. That’s dude shit, not chick shit. Caught me off guard.
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>>34224503
You know, after reading about that poor girl who got her pussy bitten bloody by one of jeff's friends, I'm even more convinced that letting a man put his mouth there is a very bad idea.
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>>34224510
>That’s dude shit, not chick shit
Ah yeah, I see. I hope she rapes you every day.
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>>34224384
>duck
frog
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>>34224513
So are you going gay or just never having oral with a man?
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>>34224517
No oral.
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Gonna be honest. Your pussy should smell like your armpit’s without deodorant. There is a big difference between a sweet musk and putrid.
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>>34224521
disgusting
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>>34224484
>>34224479
what causes moids to not have morning wood?
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>>34224472
I've never woken my bf up for piv, but I've sucked his dick first thing in the morning. He didn't have any issues getting and staying hard, but he was so groggy that I don't think full sex with him in that state would've been especially good.
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>>34224525
fatness
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>>34224458
She doesn’t have kids but from what I know her and her husband do want kids at some point, though this was kind of a new decision for her since they just recently got married a few months ago.
That’s why I had considered maybe that could be the case that they were struggling and it was a sensitive subject, but assuming she was trying after they got married then they’ve only been trying for half a year or less, so that would make me think it wasn’t about that
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>>34224531
>trying for half a year isn't infertility
lol
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>>34224525
Sleep boners are cyclical. You get 3-4 per night iirc. Either you wake up in the middle of one, or you don't.
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>>34224536
>share my cycle details via app with my bf
>he doesn't share his nightboner cycle with me
This isn't fair.
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Man
Does it ever get better? How come other people have no problem just finding partners? Why is something always going wrong with me? Have I missed my chance at a normal life?
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>>34224539
>Have I missed my chance at a normal life?
Most likely.
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>>34224538
Does he have an app for that?
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>>34224538
it would require a nighttime erection monitor. there's no way to simply predict it. monitoring does exist, tho
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>>34224534
It objectively isn’t, a fertility specialist won’t see you if you’re under 35 and haven’t been trying for a full year unless you have a history of miscarriages/ectopic pregnancies. 6 months is the cut off for old people only
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>>34224546
I know, it's still way too long.
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>>34224542
No. And if there isn't an app for it, someone should make one.
>>34224544
>monitoring does exist, tho
Does it really? I was mostly joking.
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>>34224541
Now what
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>>34224551
Alcohol.
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>>34224525
It's based on sleep cycles. If I wake up early I'll sometimes have it, but if I wake up at my usual time I usually won't.
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>>34224538
>>34224525
The penis is a biological wonder. It’s quite literally a hydraulic actuator you see on things like excavators or cranes or other heavy equipment except it’s powered by blood and not some fluid that has the consistency of maple syrup. The guys figuring out how it works still haven’t nailed it down and they have dicks themselves. In short ladies, we don’t even know how this thing works half the time. You dudes that got a random dick twitch for something you know deep in your soul you shouldn’t have (all of you) know exactly what I’m talking about.
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>>34224554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM68ISI8slM
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>>34224554
No I don’t like it
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>>34224559
you don't drink it because you like it, you drink it because you hate being aware more
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ANOTHER FUCKING CSM CHAPTER WHERE NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS
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>>34224488
My bf likes morning sex
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MDMA is a relationship savior.
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>>34224549
>Does it really? I was mostly joking.
yes, night-time erections are a positive health sign so there are health nuts who have night-time erection monitoring so they can track if they're getting just 1-2 (poor) or like 6+ (amazing)
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I'm bored
tell me your favorite dinosaur, color, flower and superhero
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>>34224566
yea this plan is going to work out well fucking lol
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Do antihistamines wreck your liver
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>>34224571
>dinosaur
I dunno, Triceratops?
>color
Black or grey
>flower
I dunno, a rose maybe.
>superhero
Superman.
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>>34224569
I need to stay up and test this.
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gender

do you take any vitamins/supplements?
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>>34224571
>favorite dinosaur
nigersaurus
>color
purple
>flower
plumeria
>superhero
my mom
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>>34224571
Ankylosaurus, cornflower blue, peonies, plastic man
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>>34224571
silvisaurus, yellow, fuchsia, Wolverine
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>>34224577
Shut up
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>>34224572
Hey man, I’m hitting 2 years with this lady. If I gotta pump her full of drugs to love me, so be it.
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>>34224577
F. Iron cos I bleed like a stuck pig every month, vitamin D cos winter, magnesium because idk I just feel more like shit without it
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would you want to be clubbed to death?
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Acceptable female sports:
Dance
Tennis
Football
Skiing
Rock climbing
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Autistic and lonedly idiot here, what are some good places/ideas for a first date?
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>>34224571
T. rex
Royal blue
Chrysanthemum
Batman
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>>34224571
F. Micropachycephalosaurus, black, honeysuckle, Wolverine.
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I always sit with my back to the door so I can see people walk in to any establishment. I look at everyone up and down as security measure. Can i kill this person or run away. And I do this for everyone but women that I date take it as I’m “checking out” other women but I’m not. What do? I don’t know how to explain it.
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>>34224602
Competitive pole dancing
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>>34224602
>football
Absolutely not lol
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>>34224577
M
Yeah, I have a normal dose mix that I mainly take for the D. But not every single day.
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>>34224571
>dinosaur
Stegosaurus. Those tail spikes they swung around like deadly weapons were metal as hell.
>color
Pale pink.
>flower
Rose. I know, I'm basic.
>superhero
Mm, nobody really stands out in my mind. Spider-Man I guess?
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>>34224602
What about Pilates
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>>34224607
date equally paranoid girls
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>>34224593
I want to be clubbed to (near) death (by dick).
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>>34224593
Yeah. I'm ready to be unplugged.
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>>34224577
F
Biotin, Choline, Prenatal, Iron, B6, and this gross gloop I eat in the morning for potassium
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>>34224616
Pilates is not really a sport but yes pilates body women are the sexiest in the world
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Pretty, pretty, pretttyyyy cool song… the title reminds me of femanon:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=28tZ-S1LFok
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I’m the only femcel left
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>>34224625
he agreed
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>>34224633
Plap.
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>>34224633
Uhhh, the r9k club is two blocks down, buddy.
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>>34224630
not going to click your pedo slop
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>>34224633
smelly femcel no bf lol
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>>34224602
>Football
Huh? Women don't play football
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>>34224643
You Americans sure are retarded.
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I got a new pillow
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>>34224653
Bend over and bite it
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>>34224390
He probably has notifications on the thread when family words trigger so he can talk about his incest fetish as if he isn't completely alone in his cult.
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>>34224653
Is it a nice pillow?
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>>34224653
What's his name?
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>>34224392
*spritzing B&BW freesia*
Ye?
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>>34224661
Wouldn't surprise me.
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Wish I could have sex, but alas...
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>>34224654
No I don’t have sex
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>>34224588
falling feels like flying at first
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I trust Google with my life
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How do I kill a rat in my house
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>>34224693
Rat poison my friend.
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Do you consider yourself a friendly person? Do you ever feel like you should be friendlier?
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>>34224693
Rat trap. NOT mouse trap.
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>>34224670
>but alas...
thats at least one of the reasons why you´re not having sex
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>>34224703
>Do you consider yourself a friendly person?
No.
>Do you ever feel like you should be friendlier?
Maybe.
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>>34224703
No. No.
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I've got no time for white women
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>>34224703
M
I've got resting asshole face so nobody talks to me either sex, I don't mind it though since I'm not talkative but I consider myself to be kind
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I wish women liked inexperienced men
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i kind of just realized this entire site is likely just ai/chatbots. i don't know why it took me so long to realize this. i've been talking to literal computers for 10 years...holy shit...
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>>34224723
i´m real habibi. a machine can´t be as odd as me.
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>>34224725
there was honestly no reason to type such a strange reply which makes me think you are in fact just ai
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I present to you, Cat playing with cockroach.
https://youtu.be/3VQDz-1i-nk
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>>34224703
M
Most people who don't know me don't like me but others who I get close to seem to like me a lot so I don't think I am generally.
I try to be, but I find that I'm forcing it a lot of the time which doesn't help me.
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>>34224729
I have went to Idaho last year kek
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>>34224455
Oh man that does look nice. I had to go take care of the demented old lady I'm watching so I didn't see this until now but, much appreciated.
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>>34224734
>fucking milkfag
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>>34224742
>milk
>not potatoes or huckleberries
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I am going to make a home cooked meal for the first time in months
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>>34224753
Gender? Country?
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>>34224571
It's interesting how herbivorous dinosaurs are more popular when for favorite animals people tend to favor predators.
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>>34224577
F
No, but I probably should
>>34224593
Perhaps
>>34224571
Quetzalcoatlus, #8EC421 (bright yellow green), thyme leaved bluets, spider-man
>>34224607
If you're being so obvious about it that she notices it you're inviting more trouble than you're saving yourself.
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>>34224706
Wherefore do you think so?
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>>34224723
Not me. I'm real flesh and tits.
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>>34224723
sadly I'm real and I'm alive
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>>34224769
Is this implying the tits are not flesh? Mecha tits?
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New
>>34224789
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>>34221875
Crush (ex coworker) asked me if I was working tomorrow. I said no but that iw as working today

She said ok she will drop by later after she finishes work and told me to make sure I'm there.

She asked me also last Monday but when I said I was finishing early she didn't come visit the workplace

What do I make of this? Did she specifically want to see me or the old team as a whole



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