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looks > everything elseI mean by looks I mean mainly how your face looks and not being obeseincels overestimate the importance of height
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>>34243114>>34243120>>34243129that's how it'll go if Fern won't stop being such a bitch
>>34243109>>34243114>>34243129love this anime but there should be an episode where Fern gets raped by demons and then killed
>>34243139Im on ep 15 but why would stark do shit with the hag? I wish she hooked up with that milf lover priest
>>34243150Age is just a numberHimmel would agree
Has anyone here ever did 90+ days of semen retention before?
>>34243160i did about 14 years of semen retention once
>>34243150Frieren belongs to HimmelAlso Sein likes the milf body, Frieren does not have a milf body
>>34243159Himmel is a victim of grooming
>>34243122>I mean mainly how your face looks and not being obeseNot true at all. Every man under 30 already goes to the gym. It still doesn't matter because it doesn't fix their face and height. It's why looksmaxxing is now mainstream and men younger than ever are doing roids to have a chance in the dating market in the foid hypergamy timeline.
If you fist a woman from ghana, can you legally call yourself a ghanacologist?
I started a post justifying why Fern is kind of bitchy but it got really long and I felt stupid
>>34243109M or FWhen did you first start to love your bf or gf?
>>34243179she is kind of bitchy. and the show is boring
>>34243180About eleven years.
>>34243180F. About a year ago.
>>34243177I have a tangential question. Do men think a woman fisting herself is gross?
>>34243180F. Passionate love was there immediately. It slowly faded away over the course of 2 years. It gave way to the calm, secure and confident love of people who deliberately choose each other through struggles and hardship. At first I was concerned, now I'm sure it's all I ever wanted from life. She'll be there for me and I for her come hell or high water.
>>34243180F. I remember thinking "fuck, I love this guy" before we even went out on a real date, a couple months into knowing each other. After our first date I called my dad to tell him I met the man I was going to marry.
>had a first date>seemed to go really well as it lasted for 6 hours with deep conversation about various topics>seems excited for our next date>we text>she stops texting for 3 days>tells em she's been sick and wants to reschedule our datewhat should I respond? Im 99% sure shes not interested in me at this point
>>34243186>>34243189>>34243199>>34243202Funny that it’s all women
>>34243206I didn't specify my gender.
>>34243206I've said this before, the women of /atoga/ are all NEETs with boyfriends who take care of them. The sit on here and discord all day fishing for male attention, while their boyfriends work.
>>342432064chan men confirmed to be incapable of love?
>>34243209Didn’t need to, women get free rides in relationships because the man serves them
>>34243204>what should I respond? Im 99% sure shes not interested in me at this pointSo why respond at all? Move on. Or, wait until Valentine's and tell her what a fucking worthless cunt she is. Ruin her day.
>>34243165Himmel is such uncharismatic gay mary sue
>>34243204god forbid a girl is sickgod forbid a girl takes a while to text back god forbid a girl isn't head over heels obsessively in love with you the second she laid eyes on you
>>34243211I wish. I have a full time job.
>>34243213Every day I'm grateful and sleep peacefully knowing people like you won't get a chance to pass on their genes.
>>34243216but its all lies>>34243214probably the best way to hurt her would be to insult her intelligence, she seemed intent on coming across as smart on our dateive noticed a lot of pretty girls want to be smart and smart girls want to be pretty
>>34243219If you were a man with that attitude there’s no way you’d have an S/O
>>34243220>it's all lies a total mystery why you're still single
>>34243216>god forbid a girl takes a while to text back >god forbid a girl isn't head over heels obsessively in love with you the secondthis but unironicallyfirst one is a lie
>>34243114WOULD
>>34243223Write a complaint letter to God or something.
>>34243219How was he wrong?
>>34243149>love this anime but there should be an episode where Fern gets raped by demons and then killedyes, but she livesalso wasnt there known one already that did thta.. with some gnomes/trolls. what was that title
>>34243226I'd be sick too if I had to go on a date with anon
>>34243229>tell me how to trick women betterNo
>>34243219Would you say this to your potential son? There's good chance he'll end up like us, with a mother like you.
>>34243120what's up with the bullet cases? damn LLMs
>>34243198>Do men think a woman fisting herself is gross?literally with closed fist? a bit strange yeahnormal fingers - cool
>>34243109M or FWhat is your best physical feature?
>>34243239I'm balding
>>34243239F. I have really pale and pretty skin, I get told I look like a doll at least once a week.
>>34243239My jaw
>>34243234That wouldn't happen but in the off chance it would, natural selection would still apply to him, yes.
>>34243234Future /atoga/ mothers, how would you try to prevent your future sons from becoming /atoga/ moids?
>>34243241More or less pale than she is?
>>34243238Fingers forward, but not deep because of the nails.
>>34243180MLast year
>>34243239F, I have a pretty face.
>>34243246About as pale as she is. I have dark hair tho.
>>34243249Muah
>>34243216if she doesn't feel the same i feel about her it's just lost time if i'm looking for a long term relationship
/atoga/ son or thot daughter?
>>34243245I wouldn't have kids with a loser. Ask the atoga moids about their dads to know why they are the way they are.
>>34243239F. My hair or my butt.
>>34243250You sound hot. Damn
>>34243254My dad was a gigachad who knocked up three different women in two countries
>>34243255What do you like about your hair?
>>34243253thot daughteri want my kin to live an easy life, so easy life mode gender it is
>>34243250Do you think the contrast makes your skin appear brighter?
When I was getting a hair cut, the other stylist cutting the hair of the other, better looking, guy was talking to the guy about getting their brows tattooed or something, she mentioned about scarring, about how flakes of colored skin would fall off like scab, and that the brow will look lighter, but than after a week or two, it'll look darker and more full, what is she talking aboutAnyway, I was an ugly chud, and my stylist kept asking me how I like to style my hair, and I was just like, oh I do whatever and she kept giggling when i talked.It's over.
>>34243254men aren't women. it's more about my mother being a loser (i think). but honestly if a kid really wants to take my path, nothing will stop him. how would you define a loser anyway?
>>34243256I'm not, just an old woman with a good skincare routine.>>34243261I think the contrast makes it stand out more, yeah. She's very beautiful tho.
>>34243254CBTAnon's dad is literally Chad. He even pumped and dumped the mom.
/atoga/ foids are way worse than the men here. These sluts date their own family members yet have the audacity to look down on us kek
>>34243258Thats not a gigachad, thats a pathetic loser that abandoned his own kids by making them grow up with a mom trying to figure shit out herself with no help, making sure you grew up in a household with a constantly exhausted and overwhelmed parent who probably traumatized you because she didn't have any energy to deal with you just being a kid, all thanks to your asshole of a father.
>>34243266Well, I'm sure you were when you were my age then.
>>34243265>>34243268I refuse to believe that you can be so stupid on top of being a loser. You really got the shit end of the stick in life.
>>34243180M. We were friends for about a year first, then one day my feelings suddenly surprised me with a crush on her. I told her a couple of days later and we became a couple. Since then our love has only built.
>>34243266>just an old womanLooking for a younger guy?
>>34243254My father knocked up my mother, who was about seven years younger than him, and cheated on her with multiple women, I think. I don't respect him, but I don't think he's a loser in a traditional sense.
>>34243277>We were friends>I told herI've been told this is an ick
>>34243279That's literally the textbook definition of being a loser.
Idk what the dudes expect. Of course the women here aren’t losers and have normal lives and high paying jobs. This is just another place for them to vanity farm and get attention. They are nothing like you and don’t care if you live or die
>>34243280Her fault for being hot
>>34243282There's a girl I like here that's just a normal lonely 4chan poster.
>>34243280Only if you're undesirable to begin with. I wouldn't try it if I was you.
>>34243271Yeah but he ran a software company so
>>34243281Not being able to attract women would make him a loser.
>>34243259I take very good care of my hair. It takes over an hour to do my full routine, but it's so worth it. Everyone I'm friends with says they feel compelled to feel my curls.
>>34243281>>34243271>>34243275>loserI'd rather have kids with multiple women than be a virgin.We're both losers but at least he's enjoying life
>>34243284I’m sure she’s led you to believe that
>>34243286>>34243287>they think those are the things that make you not a loser>wonder why nobody wants them You guys are hilarious.
>>34243284Misery femanon?
>>34243291Asshole and loser aren't the same thing. Ask yourself, what are they losing at? What are they trying to achieve that's resulting in failure?
>>34243291Women exist and are wanted just for that fact. They do not have to work or suffer or struggle. Any woman “struggling” is self inflicted nonsense for more vanity
>>34243296Yes they are the same thing because assholes end up lonely and miserable losers pretty fast and all they do is product more lonely and miserable losers.
>>34243288Oh no, are you a woc?
>>34243297How's that relevant to this conversation? Or are you just a broken record that can only repeat the same two talking points ad infinitum? Don't bother to answer, I already know the answer.
>>34243300I'm mixed, yes.
>>34243275His name is literally Chad. That's why I said he's literally Chad, and not figuratively Chad.
>>34243300it's JH
>>34243281no, it isn't. that guy won't have trouble getting laid again. even if the girl already knows about his past.
>>34243301Men have to create and produce to be viewed as human. Women exist and are viewed as human. I’d ask you to have some empathy but we both know that’s impossible
>>34243303>the hair touching meme is trueLol
>>34243304I don't really care about your arsenal of copes.>>34243306Whatever you need to tell yourself, dummy.
>>34243299>Yes they are the same thing because assholes end up lonely and miserable losers pretty fastIn a perfect world
>>34243291Breeding three women and owning a company is success anon
>>34243299>assholes end up lonely and miserable losers pretty fastlmao not in this life they don't. the biggest assholes i know are one of the most outgoing and respected within their social circle people i know
>>34243307>have empathy for my made up victim complex No
>>34243309Yes, mistress.
>>34243309i'm sorry of the cuck you're going to raise. his little heart is going to be broke by ?res just like you
i always felt as if men got respected automatically. as a woman no one respects me when meeting me the way men get respected
>>34243315Yeah I understand, if I was in your shoes I wouldn’t want to give up my station either
>>34243305I'm not the only woman with curls here, by the way. We've traded suggestions on routines here plenty of times. You just guessed right this time.>>34243308It is, and I'm glad the knowledge is being normalized. Ask before grabbing, especially before sex.
>>34243318It's because women use things they are born with to gain status
>>34243318Kinda? If a man is dumb though his "rank" in the group goes down same as anyone
>>34243299They go to little saint James to eat children
>>34243318You’re already immune to suffering and never have to work or do anything, what else do you want?
>>34243318Honestly, if you have large breasts I assume you're confident and smart.
>>34243322I'm so sorry you weren't born with a brain and two hands anon.
>>34243325i need to work..the life i want does not come with only one income. i study law (automatic respect would be beneficial)
>>34243329Ultimately this interaction is meaningless in the grand scheme of things.You know the truth, because people see things as it is.
>>34243324Yes, I'm sure the men on LSJ all were people that felty very loved and at peace anon.
>>34243330Ah yes, you expect the same treatment in masculine circles as you’d get normally for being a woman
>>34243216I fear pic related is me vs her ex
>>34243328treating someone nice bc u want to fuck them or actually respecting someone r so different and women can always tell if they r not retarded
>>34243334no i just want to make money and being belittled doesnt help me w that
Women are horrible but I will defend them nevertheless
>>34243336I'm actually gay, I think it's a maternal thing tbqh.
>>34243338>I want free respect by virtue of being a woman in le higher studies Ok then, good luck with that
>>34243318you literally couldn't notice the men that you wouldn't respect because 20/80 rule applies to everything in life. it's true that the most respected men tend to be more respected than women because of the aggression that is associated to authority. it's just a tendency though. if you were a men, people wouldn't automatically respect you.
My friend group is very woke and they all started ghosting me after finding out Im right leaning
>>34243346"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."
>>34243345ok maybe u r right and i just need to earn that respect but it really does feel as if people dont trust me with important stuff they way they would w men (same education)
>>34243346Fuck you, fascist
>>34243347whoever came up with that quote never got anywhere in life socially lmao
>>34243350still a nice quote tho
>>34243350>said the little bitch
>>34243353>no uz a bitchvery clever anon, we're all clapping
>>34243350Social life is overrated, desu
>>34243355>said the incel whilst spending his whole day whining about how lonely he is online
>>34243358>incelNopeAlso, ENTJ, is that you again?
>>34243266>just an old womanStill being in your 20s does not make you old.
>>34243269I’m looking down on you for being a whiny bitch. Not the other men
>>34243362NtaIt does, life is over at 30
She said shes been sick so she had to cancel and offers to reschedule.Im going to ask her "what day is good for you" and shes going to ignore me and thats the end of it
>>34243365Nope.
>>34243364They say this because they don’t want you to rebel against their system. Keep working and slaving away so the foid can enjoy her easy, struggle free life
>>34243366>I'm sick>incel doesn't even care and immediately thinks about when he can get his dick wet instead of asking if I'm okay
>>34243239FFace
>>34243370You really need 100% of the people in your life catering to your whims instead of the usual 99%?
>>34243367Yeah, most people get their kid in late 20s, your social class ossifies in your early 30s
>>34243348>i just need to earn that respectthe way you wrote that seems to impliy that if someone tries hard enough they can get whatever they want. i don't adhere this worldview but i do think that you MIGHT get you want if you just beeee yourself.
>>34243354i can hear your clapping alright
>>34243373>kidNot everybody cares about that.Anyway, if you think your life is over at 30 and you are too old or something, that's a mental issue.
>>34243370it's comforting knowing these gross men will never be loved
>>34243372NTAHe is clearly trying to get with her.Put some effort into your existence.
>>34243372You can post whatever you want, Anon, she's already left because she's not dumb.
>>34243378I do, just not for your benefit or your kind
>>34243241why are you still single?
>>34243376>Not everybody cares about that.Well, growing old is often defined by not being able to have kids anymore anon...>Anyway, if you think your life is over at 30 and you are too old or something, that's a mental issue.It's just a fact of life, statistics support this. Everything great is achieved in your 20s, whether in sports, sciences, in bed
>>34243377unfortunately for you, the more gross i am the more women are going to love me.
Horseshoe theory
>>34243385I prefer horsecock theory.
>>34243381Well good, because I didn't think you were gay.>>34243383>growing old is often defined by not being able to have kids anymore anon...What an incredibly weird thing to say.I have experienced a ton more in my 30s than I did in my 20s, I think you just have a weak and defeatist mentality.
>>34243387>knowing women’s nature = gayTelling on yourself there
Crazy to understand that women consider me subhuman for having any level of anxiety or inhibition
will i get a long term gf this year lads?last year after A LOT of work i managed to land one ONS and a fling that lasted a month
There are still guys out there who claim to be tit men
>>34243389You're not the brightest bulb, aren't you.
>>34243391Why would you want one?
>be me, teenage looking girl>wait at the train station, lean on a wall, mindlessly on my phone>man in his late 40s or so sits near me>whatever, dash out>get on train, hop in a 8 seats compartiment, 2 other empty ones right next to mine>weird man also gets on train, opens the door to mine, sits right opposite of me despite the other 2 sits being empty>get freaked out, want to leave but think I may me paranoid, maybe the other conpartiments just got crowded>dont want to make this embarassing for the man, give him the benefit of the doubt>still uncomfy af, plan to leave as we arrive to the next station, pretending to get off the train>sit up, leave the compartiment>the other 2 were completely empty>this mf was a fucking creep, my hunch was rightSo now you see what us grils have to throughLike we dont wanna label you a freak too early on but on the same footnote being "polite" is a big risk we shouldnt take
>>34243394I need a steady supply of sex
>>34243392Those aren't natural.
>>34243393Your ESL English can be difficult to parse >>34243396You can get a hooker on retainer
>>34243395I'd take that over terminal loneliness
>>34243398hookers cost too muchalso everytime ive seen a hooker they werent as good looking as their online pictures, they use a lot of photoshopone time i went to Osaka and they have girls lined up there so you can pick and choose and you know exactly what youre getting
>>34243395>oh nooo a man followed me a little bit and nothing happened my life is so hardWhen I was a teenager 2 men followed me and pulled a knife on me to rob me
>>34243395>waa waaa waaa boohoo poor me!!! (fake ass story)
>>34243398lmao you fucking retard.
>>34243404Oof, not the hecking womankin calling me a mean name. My self worth is plummeting
>>34243402>>34243403I was just trying to show you there's a reason why girls are cautious in public
>>34243384How's that working out for you so far?
Do people with no noses like the skeleton look breathe in like 8k ultra HD 360fps?
>>34243405Your mental illness is astonishing, but I see you got it all figured out.
>>34243409Mhm, better to insult me for cheap validation and ego strokes than have any empathy
>>34243408Wrong thread.
>>34243278No, I already have an old man.>>34243362I'm 32. The horror.
>>34243410You get what you give, buzzword kid.
>>34243413Ah so it’s reactionary. Careful where you fling that retard word
>>34243407NTA but pretty well. Not to pull a whole "im an evildark chuddy and women love me now!" thing but just having casual sex and ghosting girls after I get bored a few weeks in is extremely refreshing and low-stress/maintanence. Have a couple dates, hang out, sex a couple times then I take a break and start again. Highly recommend
Women, do you really like bulge pics?
>>34243382I'm not.
>>34243417post your hands.
Women, what are your thoughts on going rat hunting with a slingshot in the streets of paris as a date idea?
>>34243416I do, way too much. Obviously from a man I like otherwise, I am not interested in sexual stuff with strangers. But the hottest lewds I've received were all bulge pics. >>34243418I don't post pics on 4chan or anywhere online.
>>34243383Not really. It definitely is a trend yes but most of those trends can be traced back to either profound talent or being in systems training your whole life from adolescence and hitting the ground running when you become an adult. At the end of the day, the "im x age its over" attitude is just a way to rationalize having no agency
>>34243415Good for you. But I doubt that lifestyle would actually be fulfilling to the average incel that cries about feeling lonely, unloved and miserable 24/7.
>>34243406And you are indirectly calling me and everyone else a retard feeling the need to write this post at all. the type of men that need to hear it, won't, the type of men that will listen have already internalised it fucking years ago. anything else is ragebait you are falling for.
>>34243419pied piper core
>>34243395>teenage looking girlthe fuck does this even mean? Teenagers can look like children or extremely physically matured and anything inbetween. There is no baseline "looks like a teenager" unless you're dressing like a child and have a backpack or some shit.
gm togies>>34243419marriage but also sad because they are so cute
>>34243420How much money did your husband make last year?
Girl I know has been basically giving me free irl gfe, anybody knows what this is called? Is there a name for this yet?
State GenderA Person cooks a giant meal for another personbut also this other person is also someone with a very small appetiteand this person then coerces the other person to eat beyond their appetite, and then turns to guilt tripping them into not eating moreWho is in the wrongThe person who "doesn't appreciate the effort that went into cooking this feast"orThe person that "cooked this feast without considering the other person's needs"
>>34243430So you ask her to larp as your gf and she agrees for fun or something
Lowkey wish I was a hot woman so I can start my onlyfans. My fellow guys, would you do the same?
>>34243431Can't we just put it in the refrigerator?
>>34243431>and this person then coerces the other person to eat beyond their appetite, and then turns to guilt tripping them into not eating moreWhy the fuck would he do that?I've cooked for people and sometimes people just don't have a big appetite, that's normal.If you are so insecure that it offends you, just fuck off.
>>34243431both seem like exceptionally annoying people
>>34243434you could, but not before ruining the other person's mood for not eating enough
>>34243430a situationship or a fwb if you had sex, if not, making you her orbiter
>>34243416Having the guy I love send me bulge pics, telling me that he's hard thinking about me specifically and how he wishes I could be there, is unfathomably hot.
>>34243431obviously the person that takes someone else's stomach capacity personal what kind of weird gotcha setup is this? probably some incel "I have to do all this and women don't even appreciate it those ungrateful cunts"
The sooner you can accept that women do not feel love, the better you will be
>>34243437This is one of the reasons why I'd like a wife as skinny as me. We'd both understand what it's like to only have appetite for what others consider to be meager amounts of food.
state gender and say something nice about your gf/bf, wife/husband you are grateful for
>>34243430It's called being someone's entertainment until they find someone who they're actually into. Either that or they have commitment issues or waiting for you to make the first move
>>34243440Never had that happen. I would probably be turned on.
>>34243432I didn’t ask her to, she just started hanging out with me one day and now we’re hanging out all the time and texting all day every day and doing bf/gf stuff together. Except for kissing
>>34243442i've accepted that women cannot look at men with love, but only through cold, hard, darwinian practicality. all the things they find attractive are reminders that he is superior to her in some way. any sign of inferiority in a man fills her with absolute revulsionif you aren't pushy, confident, sure of what you want, you are something to be stamped out
>>34243444I’m grateful that her actions showed that women do not feel loyalty and will do anything to serve their own whims
>>34243446It's 10/10 great, would recommend. You have to make sure that you're both okay with sexting and images though, of course. Some people aren't comfortable with having that stuff recorded forever, even if it's private.
>>34243444MI am grateful for her kissable lips and her ass that just won’t quit, also for how sweet and considerate she is. And the really amazing hugs she gives
>>34243451I said gf, not ex you fuckup
>>34243455Why would I ever want to date? Women have nothing to offer, and I’m not into the humiliation ritual
>>34243444I'm grateful that her sister was extremely attracted to me, so I had a way to get back at her when I found out she was cheating on me. Deepest gratitude for that
>>34243444MKill Sex Havers. Behead Sex Havers. Roundhouse kick sex havers into the concrete.
>>34243456sure but then that question wasn't for you, so go away
>>34243460Women only come to /atoga/ to talk to sex-having men. They only find men with girlfriends or wives attractive anyway.
>>34243460Next time just ask women only, they’re the only ones who profit from dating
>>34243444M. I want attention so I'm just gonna share this even though she's my ex. I'm grateful for all the times she took care of me when I was sick, for not leaving despite my immaturity and anger issues, paying for stuff when I was broke, offering to take care of me when I felt like I was going to be an unemployed bum my entire life, and for just being the most understanding person I've ever met even if it was to her own detriment
>>34243428I don't know, haven't asked him. He didn't work much because we had family issues so he mostly tended to his parents. His investments did well tho.
>>34243452Sometimes it is best to test the waters with a quick, tame and resonable outreach instead of just throwing ass
>>34243430>Girl I know has been basically giving me free irl gfe, anybody knows what this is called? Is there a name for this yet?Fwb without sex
>>34243444Everything about them and how it translates into companionship and our love for each other
>>34243444F. My bf is the most patient man to ever exist. He somehow tackles every new weird thing I do with deep compassion and composure, even when I'm being unreasonable. And the rare times where he is the one doing something that requires my patience, he communicates well and stays empathetic.
This guy im seeing is had good data scientist internship going on but i suspect he's a neet now. Fuck is the world that crazy?
>>34243474If there's a precedent, I'll sext constantly. Why be subtle in a relationship when you're both already transparently hot for each other?
male, mid-20s, med student, formerly obese, now fat, kissless virgin.Met a girl in my year about six months ago. Early on, I thought she was fake/attention-seeking and even called her “pick-me.” Instead of backing off, she chased me: asked why I didn’t respond immediately, why I ignored her, why I didn’t publicly like her, when I’d stop “hating” her. She sought my attention constantly.Over months we became close. She helped me a lot with exams, invited me to her place multiple times, and there was some kino hugs, touches,but never fully 1-on-1 alone at her place. Invited me to coffees, to play games with her, etc. She praised me a lot (“smartest guy, one in a generation”, "we are all puppets on a string for you", etc) and shared personal stuff. Emotional intimacy was high, romantic escalation slow. She compared me with her father multiple times.I gradually developed feelings. Mid-December, I told her I was going ou5 on coffees with her because I liked her and wanted to date her, but I don't like her anymore (reacting badly to something about her ex).Then the next day reversed and said I did like her. She said she likes me too, but she’s “a lot to handle,” has male friends, and it wouldn’t be simple. She later called that“our first date.”A week later, I suggested for pizza and a movie. She initially agreed, then switched to coffee. I accepted. Unknown to me, she messaged a male friend to “monitor” the situation. When we met, I panicked and suggested maybe it wouldn’t work, said I did everything because I pity her, because I have savior complex. She barely reacted. We ended up talking for 3 hours—childhood, family.Next day, ran into her. I told her I actually liked her, but wouldn’t force anything. She said I’m playing with her emotions, acting like a woman in pms, that I am not the guy she imagined, that she would love to give me an answer but she can't answer herself. I said okay I said what I had to say.
>>34243444F. He is just a very good man. He is generous and kind with everyone, both when it benefits him and when it doesn't - while I think he's an exceptional husband, I saw him be a good son and a good friend, a good neighbor and just a good person all around. He stands for his values and does the right thing, even when it requires sacrifice and even when it's hard. He is genuine and honest about the person he is.
I heard a girl say that if she finds out a guy is younger than her, she instantly loses all attraction to him. Is that true with you girls?
>>34243491I personally prefer younger guys.
asked someone out on a date, they said that everything is complicated right now and asked me to go for drinks with them soon instead. that's not a rejection, but also not a date, right?
>>34243444F. He's simply perfect in every way.
Yeah big shock that the women can write paragraphs about their S/Os. Sometimes I wonder what it’s like having everything handed to you for no effort
>>34243491It was true when I was very young (14-15) - I would have had a hard time dating a 13 year old at 15. When I was in my early 20s I went out with a guy a couple years younger than me and did not mind it. He was 21 and I was 23.
>>34243491Not a woman but the girl I’ve been seeing didn’t start giving me attention until she found out I was only 4 months younger than her instead of 4 years younger like she initially thought
>>34243491For me personally, the issue with dating a younger guy is that he'd be a zoomer and I find zoomers obnoxious as fuck. So I'd really rather not date them.
>>34243493Yeah. I'd say there's some interest in you, at least as a friend, but they're not into a relationship right now.>>34243489You are playing with her emotions,, you sound like a dick.
my bf treats me so well how can i be a good girlfriend? what are things that would make u happy? besides the obvious things
Is there where I say I don’t actually hate women
Fucked my white girl she said nigga please
>>34243489A few days after the coffee talks, we had a group hangout at her place. Some friends left early, leaving just me and her alone. She immediately panicked and messaged her close male friend, saying she was uncomfortable being alone with me and asking him to come fast. She thought I orchestrated the others leaving (I didn’t). She told him explicitly: “I’m uncomfortable being alone with him.”Despite that, she didn’t cut all contact. For New Year’s Eve, she invited me and another friend over. I went, but stayed distant and quiet. Other orbiters were there. After that, she stopped messaging me directly, but kept indirect contact: sending small online-game gifts, . I didn’t respond.Later, she had surgery and went away for recovery for a few weeks. During that time, she remained in indirect contact: gifts, group posts, occasional messages, posting provocative things in the group chat (things like she used to send before that she admittedly only sent to get reaction out of me). She coordinated a lot with her male friend behind my back, sometimes framing situations as if I was pushing or trying to manipulate her, while simultaneously telling me in person she liked me.Throughout all this, she still referenced me indirectly and reacted to things tied to me, showing that she’s still thinking about me but avoiding direct one-on-one interaction. Gifts, provocative posts, and breadcrumbs suggest attention-seeking or guilt, but no romantic closure.I’ve maintained distance. i didn't message her since new year, and when she asked me something on the group chat i just responded with yes. otherwise i haven't talked on group chat either.What's wrong with her? What's wrong with me? Is there a future for us? I really, really, really like her
Guys and gals, o genki desuka?
I don't hate women, I'm just colossally disappointed by them and have to live with the fact that my type of woman simply doesn't exist.
>>34243503at least let me finish, then call me whatever you want to call me. if i have done anything wrong i have done it because i am autistic. not because of any bad intentions. never liked a girl in my life remotely as much. >>34243507
>>34243109Heterosexual women are a myth.Every woman is either bi or lesbo.It's impossible for women not to be attracted to pussy.Prove me wrong.
Women: Is a woman into MLP a red flag?
>>34243514I like making the women here upset, I actually bear no ill will to genders
>>34243516Bi women are my type, I'm too much of a loser twink for straight women to find me attractive.
>>34243516I don't like pussy. I like men.
>>34243518Anyone who subscribes to a fandom enough to be identified by that devotion will be a red flag to people who oppose that source material in some way. Like I know I'm rightfully judged for liking HP.
>>34243516im very straight i couldnt imagine being w a woman
>>34243523Millenial
>>34243519I love making the men in this thread upset, wanna fuck?
>>34243521I'm very sorry for your loss
>>34243524>>34243524Why? What's wrong with you?
>>34243504Wear cute socks
>>34243526Lol, no thanks, too mentally ill
Anyone here on ADHD meds? Do they actually work? How does it feel like?
I've asked an AI to optimize my Hinge profile aside from the photos and I already have gotten four matches in the span of three hours.It was that fucking easy the whole time I'm going fucking insane
>>34243521>>34243524>t. man
>>34243533I'm very much a woman. >>34243527It's fine, liking women sounds tiresome. Look at you guys.>>34243532What changes did it make?
>>34243525Yes, and? I'm 34 years young.
>meet stoner coworker chick >she tells me that I look like a goonerHow the fuck did she know I was a gooner??? Females please explain. I shower regularly, I get haircuts often, I thought I looked normal
>>34243516I'm not attracted to pussy, I'm just repulsed by dick
>>34243537>What changes did it make?Told me to knock it off with the ironic jokes and niche references and to be more sincere, among other things.
>I can't actually listen to romantic asmr because the thought of a woman actually liking me is so comical and ridiculousanyone else this far gone?
>>34243545Who the fuck listens to ASMR? fucking weirdos.
>>34243543That's actually very good advice.
>>34243547this, I am not joking when I say I will never, EVER, even associate with a man that fucking listens to RP asmr, or just asmr in general
>>34243532>>34243543(Some) AIs can actually be pretty good if you're autistic and need a tard wrangler in order to not sound like an awkward idiot when talking to a normal person when talking with someone for the first time.Just don't use ChatGPT or the more 'servile' AIs. It's very obvious when people use those.
>>34243547>anon doesn't get the tinglesLOL>>34243549didn't ask btw
>>34243545I have a bf but I always close those videos in anger because men are not actually like that
>>34243549>>34243547Why do you have to be haters? I don't listen to asmr, abliet I dont hate on it.
>>34243541>I'm just repulsed by dickwhy? and say something other than "it looks ugly/weird"
I can't imagine a man ever being patient and kind to me. grim
>>34243556Obvious engagement larp
>>34243556It's amazing. I finally genuinely feel accepted and loved without constantly worrying that I'm being bad or annoying. Now I only worry occasionally, and he always reassures me otherwise.I hope you find a guy like that, too.
>>34243555It looks, smells and feels disgusting to touch or have inside. Dicks use and corrupt and destroy, never bring pleasure.Are you not repulsed by dick? Would you like it if a man put his penis in your hand or mouth?
>>34243504be very knowledgeable about something silly he likes? sounds like a good idea to me. idk just try to have fun with him and it will be alright
>>34243559the way you said that is really fucking weird. like there is some kind of trauma inside you.
>>34243559nta>It looks, smells and feels disgusting to touch or have inside.I'm sorry your only experience with dicks has been with men who have smegma encrusted cocks.
>>34243556this but I know I don't deserve it anyway so it doesn't bother me
>>34243556>I can't imagine drinking water>I can't imagine going to the grocery storebait post like anon said
>>34243553Sorry we aren't perfect
>>34243541>>34243559Are you just asexual?
>>34243561It's hard to recover from dating the average man.>>34243562I've never even seen smegma but thanks for reminding me that dicks also have that, I guess.
>>34243557Got you retard
>>34243553>I have a bf but he doesn’t cater to my every waking whim so I want to trade up
>>34243553>dude eating out of a trash can while a woman throws out her pizza in a rage (she asked for no olives)
>>34243570I tanked it so you wouldn’t get free attention from desperate guys. By patient and kind we both know you mean servant
>>34243556the women i've been patient and kind to all used my feelings like a disposable can opener. mainly my mother. i know you're not them but that does not matter, i simply feel the way i do and there is no reason for me to be uselessly sorry about it
>>34243574I just asked for no shit please and got a box full of it
>>34243576They don’t care. Women think in binary. Are you performing? No? Then you’re worthless
>>34243577I need you to do me a favor and stop pretending anything you've experienced is even remotely similar to anything I've experienced. I also need you to work through your mood and then go apologize to your boyfriend, instead of steaming and building up resentment inside your own head.
Ithink men are nice
>>34243540I don't know if you're being serious or not? But you do know that cum smells? And that it lingers and sticks do your clothes and body. You know the way that Indians smell, even after showering, because the spices they cook with have permeated their pores and sweat glands. The same is true for the cum you now smell like after years of daily jerking.
>>34243582I am the nicest man in these threads.
>>34243582Moid hands
>>34243585Post your folder of porn of women getting beaten bloody with metal bars.
>>34243588Don't have those, which tracks, y'know, with my niceness.
>>34243589Yes, I almost believe you.
Femanons, is my bio decent now?>>34242645I will die with my guns, even if that means I will die alone.
>>34243556Your father failed you if you can't act or be around a man without him getting frustrated with you
>>34243581Yea, I'll never know how peaceful it is to be single and untouched by men and you'll never know how soul-crushing it is>apologizeFor what? Catching him lying for the nth time? Criticizing him for snacking the lunches I prepped for almost two weeks down to nothing because he was feeling peckish one night?
>>34243556There's plenty of nice menBut I would probably not be a nice bf so I should stay alone
>>34243591I'm not a dating app person so I'm not sure if my opinion is average, but in general I don't care to read list of interest.
>>34243593please get a life instead of fishing for engagement this desperately. You are a weak, neurotic, overgrown child.
>>34243595So what should I put in my bio? I'm autistic
>>34243597>muh engagementDid you just learn that word? Stop writing fanfiction about women's lives and then malding if they correct you
>>34243591the issue with bios like this is that the people saying they enjoy these things do enjoy them, they just never have the time, energy or money to actually do them, so you could have also wrote a string of random meaningless words there
>>34243593Man I wish my struggles were this petty
>>34243585And the most humble!
Women bros, what is the male equivalent of this physique?
>>34243591sounds insufferable desu.>why?Can't tell ya, anon, but my instinct has been accurate enough for me.
>>34243603I don't consider those struggles, those are just things that have happened this week that I expect my bf could want an apology for
>>34243600>Stop writing fanfiction about women's livesYou're the one writing a hysterical blogpost about how much she resents her boyfriend hahaha
>>34243603ntaI mean if you're the average male, then your "struggles" are "I don't have a girlfriend and this is women's fault" which is itself incredibly petty.
>>34243605imagine how much better this image would have been if it was just her admiring her body in the mirror instead of this self-pitying spiel by the artist
>>34243609I wish my struggles were that petty lol
>>34243598One or two lines about you that feel genuine to you. Mildly funny if possible. I'd avoid lists.Heading to Costa Rica in March is fine.
>>34243602What do you mean? I read daily, travel every few months, go to concerts whenever a band I like is in town, listen to music I like daily, drive almost everyday(should offroad more tho), work out at least 3 times a week, and swim in my pond almost every morning during the summer>>34243606Can you help me fix it? I don't think I'm insufferable ;_;
>>34243605skelly bois always stress over being bigger for absolutely no reason, they are perfect the way they are
>>34243609if you are male, you should smash your genitalia with a rock for writing this postif you are female, find something sharp and painful and insert it into your crotch area
>>34243607Oh darn yes wow your life is the hardest life to ever life
>go to a party with my uni peeps>kiss someone's brother>the most attractive man i've seen in my life>never clicked so fast>text for a week>meet up again>find out he's 14 years younger than meI'm conflicted.
>>34243620he's living a dream I missed out on and never will get to experience
>>34243620>uni peeps>14 years youngerWhat?
>>34243614I'm too lazy, but AI has something to say, so you can judge for yourself and see if you agree.>I hear you. There is a specific brand of "dating app fatigue" that makes the bio feels low-effort and generic, which can come across as a lack of personality or even a bit of arrogance.>Here is a breakdown of why this bio might be rubbing you the wrong way and how to fix it.>Why it feels "Off">The "Laundry List" Effect: It’s a string of nouns without any verbs or flavor. Everyone likes "traveling" and "reading." Without context, these aren't hobbies; they’re just basic human functions.>The Paradox of Choice: By listing Metal, Rock, and EDM, they are covering so much ground that they end up saying nothing at all. It feels like they are trying to appeal to everyone, which makes them feel like a "template" person.>The Humble-Brag "Heading to...": Dropping a travel destination without a "why" can feel like a status check. It says, "I have the money and time to go to Costa Rica," rather than "I'm excited to see the rainforest.">Zero Hook: There is nothing for a potential match to actually ask about. A bio should be a conversation starter; this is just a resume for a weekend.
>>34243626and the "fixes">How to Improve It>The key to a good bio is Show, Don't Tell. Instead of listing hobbies, describe a specific moment within that hobby.Option 1: The "Specific & Playful" Approach>"Ask me about the best mosh pit I’ve ever survived or the last book that actually made me put my phone down. Currently prepping for Costa Rica in March—mostly by researching where to find the best ceviche and which trails require 4WD."Option 2: The "Personality-First" Approach>"Equal parts metalhead and beach bum. If I’m not at a show or in the gym, I’m probably planning a road trip to somewhere I shouldn't take my car. Costa Rica is the next stop—accepting recommendations for surf spots and hidden waterfalls."Option 3: The "Short & Punchy" Approach>"Traveler, reader, and occasional off-roader. I’ll go to a metal show with you on Friday if we can go for a long swim on Saturday. March: Costa Rica "
>>34243607>im grumpy about something that happened this week, my boyfriend is a literal box of shitis this how awful all women become in a long term relationship?
Women: What are your thoughts on 'soft around the middle' body types on men? Not chubby, not skinny, somewhere in-between.
>>34243620Nigga how old is you?
>>34243616NTA.Is this what sexual frustration is like? Lmao
>>34243618>>34243630>asking questions answered in the post itselfAre you samefagging using AI or something
>>34243591I don’t like it. I also feel like you’re lying
do u guys hate women in general or just the women that wrong u?
>>34243631Skinnyfat you faggot it's called skinnyfat
>>34243629Short and punchy is the best one.>>34243631Can be hot.
>>34243631My bf has a bit of a belly when he's laying on his side, but he's pretty muscular otherwise and I love it. I think it's the perfect body type for a man.
>>34243636I don’t hate women I just enjoy making the women here feel bad. They’re too arrogant
>>34243620So even assuming you're like 25 or something, you...made out with a fucking 11 years old boy?
>>34243636I don't think incels understand the distinction.
>>34243636>women in general or just the women that wrong uwhat's the difference?
>>34243631i like i like i like
>>34243642>>34243643Kek
Girls, what's the make and model of your TV?
Here I go, paying for sex again. It must be more depressing for me than for her
>>34243629>>34243638It sounds retarded to me desu but I'll give it a try, thanks chatgpt>>34243635Why and about what?
>>34243614I think the issue is that those are pretty much the things every guy writes in his bio. Try to paint more of a vivid picture of what being your gf would be like (on a good day ofc). You want a girl to think oh damn, it sounds like it would be a good time to hang out with you and even though the things you listed ofc can be a good time, they aren't written in a way that activate one's fantasy. Make it a bit more playful and less generic.
>>34243639>but he's pretty muscular otherwise and I love it. I think it's the perfect body type for a man.Kek you're doing the fucking meme
>>34243649Stop doing it.
>>34243648No clue. It's 10 years old and a samsung. I don't really watch tv desu.
>>34243636I only hate women when>they're being casually misandrist (how original)>I have to hear them talk about men in general>they keep proving to me that they are all carbon copies of each other with minimal variation
>>34243650I think the key takeaway are these>The "Laundry List" Effect: It’s a string of nouns without any verbs or flavor. Everyone likes "traveling" and "reading." Without context, these aren't hobbies; they’re just basic human functions.and>The key to a good bio is Show, Don't Tell. Instead of listing hobbies, describe a specific moment within that hobby.
i like chubby guys. not obese bc it is unhealthy
>>34243655I hate men, lol
>>34243658I'm morbidly a beast.
Enough questions from fat niggas who are upset about their bodies.State genderEveryone in the world gets a small keychained sized pocket nuke that they have the chance to detonate killing themselves and setting off a nuke the size of a small city each time they do.How does this change the world?
>>34243655have u felt this way about past gfs too or did u find a girl that did not do those things?
>>34243636I hate women because everyone hates us guys
>>34243664>t. Indian
JH is this true?
>>34243661M, the world quickly collapses as mentally unsound people detonate their nukes for trivial reasons
>>34243668It won't even be malice, it'll just be>what? nukes, nah I don't beli....and the world is gone, since they all did it at once.
>>34243667What does that guy's reply even have to do with the thing the guy was talking about?Dude was making a joke about music making latina asses shake (which is something everybody can agree is very nice)
>>34243653I won't, I need hugs
Do prostitutes feel better or worse if you make them cum?
>>34243663I'm a kissless virgin loser, both due to unfortunate life circumstances and as well as my personality, (I'm somewhat content being alone unless I find someone special)I'm holding out for a woman who isn't like that, I believe they're out there, but I would look like an idiot if I tried to prove it. If me being a virgin makes my post worthless then so be it.
>>34243667>>34243671Not JH but it doesn't matter, white men are statistically the biggest race mixers out there, trying to pull one off their asian or latina is like trying to pull a sword out of a stone.
>>34243673From what I hear, neutral to negative. They're offering a service in which they make YOU nut, their pleasure is meant to be performative. Actual pleasure is too intimate.
>>34243672Pay for that instead of sex
>>34243648uuh... I stole it from an empty apartment in the last place I lived, I'll have to check ok, so apparently it's pic rel
>>34243674nta>I'm a kissless virgin loser>Hates women and sees them as a monolithEvery single time.
>>34243671See >>34239902
Funny this is coming up because I'm currently writing a romance erotica in which a guy becomes an OnlyFans girl's partner and she falls in love with him. Self-indulgent but It hink I wrote something pretty nice.
>>34243652No, he has a higher bf%, but nice try.
Women and accountability are like vampires and hawthorns
>>34243682He starts out as a stunt cock?
>>34243682What gender and race are you?
>>34243685Yes actually, she does a 'biggest cock gets to be my collab partner' contest and he wins cause he's got an 8-incher (and didn't even realize it)
>>34243677Cuddling is way better when you're both naked and you've just cummed
>>34243684Men really are the gender of accountability. That's why when a man abuses a woman, the average male's first instinct is to blame the victim and not the abuser.
>>34243689Based
>>34243689bitch move, and tiny dick energy.he needs to know it.
>>34243679>I CAN'T READ
>>34243689lmfao
>>34243690Then quit your whining
>>34243694No I can read. You're a typical male who blames your lack of a love life on women being naturally evil when you're most likely a retarded sperg who can't even be bothered to learn basic social skills. Your suffering is your fault.
>>34243691>>34243698>please take my bait I am NOT obsessed with incels haha PLEASE get angry and have a 15+ reply chain with me!just sad
Since someone is inevitably gonna ask, here's the first 3k words of the story:https://privatebin.net/?b761d89450ebff1c#-CZnubasiN3VpwqEywV2DzunzYz2ryT7gPCmZaS7pcDy5Some of you are probably going to like it.
Women, can i be a stunt cock for your OF/Fansly? I have a good work ethic.
Why do white men bald so easily, but white women don't?
>>34243700Wait I fucked up the PrivateBin lmfaohttps://privatebin.net/?4ec1cc7267d47d2d#8io4brS3wp6BqexuwMGtDnDL6YnEeAE1W7uXJLVotoJrHere it is for realsies.
>>34243701I was a stunt cock for a hook up once, didn't feel good.Actually pretty demanding the filming took out all the sexiness out of it, and the camera person is just like extra mood killer
>>34243704Dihydrotestosterone
>>34243691Quite frankly if you’re being abused as a woman it’s your fault
>>34243704Testosterone.
>>34243706Was it POV?
>>34243704Something most people don't realize is that women actually bald, or thin at the same rate, they just get long hair and a bunch of things to hide the fact that they're thinning when they go to the salon
>>34243697Never, I want to fug and cuddle a girl for free
>>34243708The gender of accountability ladies and gentlemen.
>>34243711no, I was faceless, so back, sometimes abs and cock, but most of the shots was of her
>>34243707>>34243710So, if a woman starts working out, will she start losing her hair faster than normal?
>>34243716You live a life of catered pleasure and an entire species waiting at your every whim. If you somehow choose wrong and got fooled, how is that men’s fault?
>>34243691people in abusive relationships are rarely victim blamed, people just get frustrated with the fact they:>won't leave the abuser>defend the abuser>keep entering relationships with abusive peoplethe last thing those people need is to be told how much of a poor victim they are, because they are behaving like addicts
>>34243700>>34243705From the way you write, I can't tell if you're a man or a woman.
>>34243719>Using SJW language to justify not taking accountabilityTypical male.
>>34243724>SJW language Because I said species? I meant humanity. Women are humanity’s entire focal point. If you fuck up, it’s 100% a skill issue. There are entire organizations dedicated solely to ruining men’s lives so women can have it even easier than they ever did before
>>34243704Hair loss is due to high stress hormones, lowered thyroid, and not "high androgens". DHT theory just isn't proving itself to be the explanation the industry has claimed it is.>>34243718Exercise will not cause hair loss, unless you are in a state of chronic stress and you are performing exercises that are intensely stressful (don't do fasted cardio, long distance running, etc, weightlifting can be good though)
My dream, is to move to America or Canada and marry a white woman.
>>34243727>All these pathetic arguments to justify men not taking accountability for their bad actionsTypical male.
>>34243716>anon who spends all day "baiting" le incels also bites the first piece of bait xe seeslmao you people truly are embarrassing
all I want is a cute stay at home gf. why is that so hard to find?
>>34243732Yeah I get it, if I was as privileged as you I’d also shut out any dissenting noise
I'm gay for mads.
>>34243730Good luckThey don't like your kind
>>34243736>A group being privileged means I shouldn't have to take accountability for my actionsI thought men hated woke ideology?
>>34243728>Hair loss is due to high stress hormonesMy 59-year-old German coworker is under insane stress every single day. We’re in application support, and he always takes the toughest tickets. Other employees dump blame on him when things go wrong, and our manager constantly assigns him the most stressful tasks because of his seniority and experience. He’s been doing this for 20 years.He’s told me he sometimes can’t even sleep at night because of it.And yet… the guy still has a full head of hair. Mostly gray, yeah, but you’d expect way thinner hair after that kind of pressure for decades. Is he a unicorn or is he pretending to be stressed?
>>34243705Hot.
>>34243129Not into anime but this has been posted enough times in these threadsWhat's the context?
>>34243730Indian?
>>34243740Turns out a lot of your assumptions are wrong, who knew
>>34243739A pretty good chance for me
>>34243745Yes, males are hypocrites who use ideologies they claim to hate to avoid taking accountability for their poor actions. They're even worse than my assumptions.
>>34243744Yeah, so?
To that maleanon who's paying for prostitutes, is that other anon's story accurate to your experiences?
>>34243749I’m sorry you’re ugly and can’t reap the benefits of being a woman as effectively
>>34243738I was Gay for Maye and he lost me $500
>>34243739Wait a minute>40% white on the hispanic female and male side>only 10% hispanic on the white partWhat the fuck? Who the fuck made this chart? Did anyone bother proof reading this shit?
>>34243755By delving to juvenile insults, you're conceding that I'm right. Thank you.
>>34243758There's a lot more white people getting married than hispanics
>>34243752Nothing it's just really easy to guess based on your posts.
>>34243705>feet>male rim job>incest roleplayyeah, I think I'll pass
>>34243682Does girls really need love on their smut?
>>34243758Anon, the populations are not the same in the US.If there's 100 white people and 20 black people, and 10 black people marry 10 white people, 10% of whites will be married to black people and 50% of black people will be married to white people.
>>34243763that's clearly written for men
>>34243766But smut is for women though
>>34243767lol
>>34243764>>34243760There's 70 million hispanics in the US, most whites are boomers so unless every young hispanic is choosing to go single for life this isn't adding up.
>>34243762I have very peculiar tastes.>>34243763Not a girl, but I still like love in the smut, because otherwise it's just two bodies colliding and I get nothingo ut of it.
>>34243769It's only for newlyweds. It says so in the chart.
>>34243770male rimming has been a very accurate marker for annoying deviant for me.most of the time the people are either misogynistic, or closeted guy, most of the time both
>>34243759Alright then. Good for you. I hope you heal from your bullshit
>>34243770and by peculiar you mean run off the mill coomer tastes?
>>34243771Even then for the chart to make sense that would still need to imply POC are mostly dying alone or reproducing out of wedlock.
>>34243776One man's vanilla is another man's coomer degenerate nonsense. Shrug.
>>34243769There's nearly three times as many non-hispanic whites in the US as HispanicsThat's why the disparity is so much
>>34243777Yes.
>>34243761If you already had a hunch, what was the point of asking, idiot?
>>34243741People have different stress tolerances. The relationship between the thyroid (your body's primary regulator of energy) and stress hormones is inverse, a person with higher thyroid will be able to handle stress far better than someone with lower thyroid. Someone who was in a state of chronic stress from an earlier age will end up with a considerably worse tolerance than someone who was much healthier as a child, even more so if that person was born to chronically stress/ill parents, and so on.( he could also be wearing a toupee for all you know.)
How do I resist the urge to donate to cute female streamers?
https://discord.com/press-releases/discord-launches-teen-by-default-settings-globallyWill this be the end of 4chan schizo discord servers?I hope that doesn't mean those freaks will flood atoga with their shit...
Eh fuck it, here's the first proper erotic sex scene of the story:https://privatebin.net/?442301a3ab0fdacd#EdP5nuMZFTDNDWNaeHngkYHPnywqwj1Dt7T6cjSkZi7pAs a treat.(I'm actually very curious if there are women who find this hot)
>>34243682why do vanillafags even bother with erotica? If I ever created erotic content it would be x10 more soulful and kino than anything a well-adjusted normie could create. It would, however, be considerably more niche.
>>34243781Ok thank you for an actual answer with a graph that answers the other graph.
>>34243789I have no clue who you are or what that is, but starting right away with descriptions of random tits is really bad.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34243794Anon, it's the starting line after a scene break to establish they're now having sex as opposed to before, where they were not having sex. You can't be that dumb.
>>34243667No. Fuck you.
>>34243796Antwerp, Belgium
>>34243799>AntwerpThat's not a real place
>>34243675Asian are high value women though
I really need to go on trip to Europe someday. Damn if getting my passport renewed doesn't sound annoying though.
>>34243798Sounds like it
>>34243799NTA but I've been there, it's pretty nice. >>34243803Where wouldd you like to go?
>>34243789I'm spoiled by stories with raunchier descriptions of acts instead of dialogue. So it's not my type of smut.
>>34243807Are you just into billion minotaur vampires raping young maidens?
Men, does this interest you?
>>34243785>cute
>>34243789That is pretty hot. Ngl... made my glasses fog up
>>34243808No. I like grounded, slow burn romances, too. The sex just needs to be very explicit.
>>34243810No. Anyone using the term subhuman to describe others is the subhuman.
>>34243810What the fuck are you talking about
>>34243812>Ngl... made my glasses fog upI'm not sure how that's supposed to work but I hope that's a good sign!
>>34243797Anon, I don't care, Anon.Anon, do better, Anon.
>>34243815A candidate for public office unironically using the word foid
>>34243810What the fuck happened here? Someone in his campaign staff is, dare I say, an inc*k?
i need some help. once again my gf is pissed at me because i cannot understand what she needs and she cannot tell me clearly. she sent 7 text messages today demanding we talk NOW. When I told her I cannot talk during work and that this has been a boundary, she doubled down and said that she's tired of me making rules and that she wants to talk NOW. once again I said I cannot talk during work but will call during my lunch break at 12.How can i deal with this calmly without trigging her more? Im not prepared to have a long argument with her while shes clearly pissed off.
Women, how do you feel about switch men?
>>34243810I'm not interested in schizos and their schizobabble.
Women, What should I do for the next 4 hrs to resist the urge to hang myself?
>>34243810>>34243814Subhuman is safe edgy racism for people who want to offend and insult but don't have the balls to say niggeR. or any other slur and call out who they're talking about
>>34243822That's what you get for sticking it in BPDussy.You are clearly too weak for it.
>>34243810Saying this type of shit fifty years ago or even just thirty years ago would have not only made you lose any election but also end your political carreer and make you a laughing stock for at least five years.
>>34243823I hate power dynamics and labels associated with them. But if it means he enjoys me sitting on his face just as much as he likes fucking me into a pretzel, I'll accept it.
>>34243831>I hate power dynamics and labels associated with them.Maaaan, just get over it already.
>>34243822The right thing to do is give her zero attention. Completely ignore her until a later time to talk. You are allowing her to push a boundary you have set. You should not call her during lunch break.
>>34243827Precisely what makes them “subhuman” and unqualified as a candidate.
>>34243834No. Fuck your words, just let me have sex.
>>34243789Lol, the description of him rubbing his dick on her pussy through their underwear made me think of the last time we fucked and right in that moment, my bf called, which made me a bit flustered.
>>34243826Do drugs.
>>34243834Nta but do agree. Fuck labels.
>>34243826I'm watching a 4.5 hrs competitive pokemon video. I don't know if it can help.Do something with your hands. I like to bake. In general, don't stay seated alone with your thoughts.
>>34243831Don't you have a slavery fetish?
>>34243839What kind of drugs. I gotta work.
>>34243838>we fuckedSorry anonette I don't think you and I ever fucked.Jokes aside I'm glad it put you in some type of mood. Have fun!
>>34243823I don't mind them. I'm pretty vanilla either way.
>>34243837Damn, you are still so neurotic about some things...
>>34243841I could practice trying a noose, lol. I need a new job.
>>34243835I already said that I will, do I simply not do it and then have to explain to her why I didnt call her during lunch like I said I would, or do you mean for next time?She sent a text a little while ago after I went radio silent saying "Dont even bother calling, your behavior tells me all I need to know, nothing is ever going to change"If I ever take her at face value she will explode, if i were to say 'Okay then we wont talk" she will double down again.>>34243829yes I am a weak man and I cannot deal with conflict and drama like this
>>34243837>>34243840>fuck your labelsThen this question is not relevant to you
>>34243822You were able to text her at least twice. You could have told her to write out what she wants to tell you and that you'll read it and answer as soon as you get to it instead of acting autistic and like a cringe control freak trying to "establish dominance" or whatever cringe shit you were trying to do. Obviously this was something important and pressing to her and she needed to get it off her chest and instead of giving her space to communicate you told her to shut up and leave you alone. Good job.
I'd be a bad bf because I'm not creative enough to be a good lover :(
>>34243846Oh shit, the best drugs for avoiding suicidal ideation are also the worst drugs for work. I guess you could try some satvia weed, but that may make you paranoid.
>>34243810Somewhat bemused, couldn't have predicted what the content of the Clown Show (reality past the year 2013) would be when I tuned in
>>34243851To be fair, tying knots is pretty fun. What's your job?I'm uploading documentation right now so I feel ya.
>>34243853Are you trying to… label your questions.??
>>34243852Lol, no wonder she's about to break up with you.
>>34243841>I'm watching a 4.5 hrs competitive pokemon video.Are you one of those trading card girlies?I saw a video recently about how influencers and even companies started scamming normal players and especially kids, so the whole thing has become something mostly only adults can afford anymore.
>>34243852Don't explain shit, she will not care either way. Enforce your original boundary, she does not get what she wants just because she's angry
>>34243853JH loves being offended.
i am a bit racist but my family/friends and even the city i live in are very woke. i feel myself turning more homophobic too
>>34243854If you read my post you'll see that she did text out all the issues she had with me and I did say I cannot get to this right now but I will later when Im not working. I did not shut her down or tell her to keep it to herself. This is the third day in a row of fights. We had 3 hours of phone calls last night. I am trying my best to navigate this but because have no spine, I let her walk over me and when I try to stand up for myself she tells me Im being mean. This is not the first time this has happened, and this is not the first time I've had to enforce a boundary of 'please dont fight with me when Im at work" because I cannot focus on both at once.
>>34243859Project manager moonlighting as a technical writer. I just finished a 42 page document. Legally required but no one bothered to read it so now I gotta run after managers with the packet to force them to read it
>>34243870>I feel myself turning more homophobicBro it's not an infection or a corruption you're willingly choosing to be that way.
>>34243842No. That's grossly simplified and misleading.>>34243853Specify who you want to answer next time, then.>>34243867That's mostly true. If I didn't like being angry, I wouldn't ever be on 4chan.
>>34243875but i cant undo it
>>34243867>>34243877It's the latina energy she has
>>34243873Ok, so what are her grievances? And instead of telling her you can't right now, just text her back when you can. That might make her less mad than you telling her you won't text about it with her rn. She knows you're at work, she'll be able to put two and two together if you need two hours to text back, but telling her she has to wait six more hours before this can be addressed might driver her crazy.
>>34243863>Are you one of those trading card girlies?Not really. I like the voice of the guy who makes the videos because he speaks fast, I keep him in the background to keep me company while I do boring paperwork shit.I do buy cards occasionally tho, I work with kids and cards make a really great gift for the 7-8 year olds. I'll open the packet and give out cards. Unless it's Gengar, then it goes in my planner.>>34243874I just wrote about 30 pages of documents nobody is going to read either. I feel you. Tomorrrow I have more absolutely useless documents to write too. Hoorray.
>>34243877Do you get mad at your boyfriend and if so, how hot is the sex afterwards?
>>34243881We probably have the same job, lol. Fellow document junkie. You throwing control numbers on those?
>>34243877The question is for any woman to answer, kinky or not, but it's not for "kinky but with weird and annoying sexual hangups" or people who want to pretend they're kinky only in specific circumstances
JH did you watch the halftime show last night?
>>34243885Why should it be”enough?” Nothing wrong with chasing a bit of bread.
>>34243510>That's a garbage metaphorMaybe, but it was the most appreciated comment by far. Women seemed to approve.
>>34243880Thats fair, and its about 12pm now so Im going to give her a call. Texting is very difficult for me because my fingers often hit the wrong letters and autocorrect wont pick up the errors so for long texts I will type it out on the compuer and email it to myself so I can put it into a text all at once
do you think im a lesser man because i'm 26 years old and ive never had a girlfriend or a group of friends?
>>34243888I wouldn’t expect people like you to understand what it’s like to struggle, but god damn is it annoying to read your whining
>>34243884Nah, but I do feel the pain of writing a lot of useless paperwork lol I work in healthcare and I'm documenting my sessions from last week.>>34243885Huh? I like my job very much! I feel really useful and I enjoy myself every day. Paperwork is tedious, duh.
>>34243895Witnessed. We shall write to the end of the world.
>>34243895>haha actually uhhh I love my job and my whining wasn’t realNice, very good, excellent womanspeak
>>34243873You are not enforcing your boundaries if you're immediately caving and conceding, especially if "ur being mean to me" is all it takes
I feel indebted to her because I took her virginity
>>34243894Skill issue. Try again.
>>34243891Weak frame, it will only get worse for you from here
>>34243883Sometimes, but not seriously. Similarly to how my anger here isn't seething like 85% of the time. He knows when he's purposefully frustrating that he has to make it up to me by absolutely exhausting me later.>>34243886I can date a guy who fits a label without subscribing to the label. But whatever, be more specific next time.>>34243887Only a little since I was busy with housework. And my dad muted it.
>>34243900Sure thing bro next time I will roll a loving community and free money to shepherd me into the worst thing ever: writing papers for 6 figures
>>34243239Probably lips. I get constant compliments when I wear black lipstick.
>>34243906Not the braids?
if only I was an attractive girl...my life would be so easy
>>34243826Read manga at barnes and noble
>>34243903You goon to being raped by monsters, you are clearly a submissive but would be upset by the label. The concept itself is fine with you just not the word. Why?I'll never be able to encapsulate my specific desires in a single word, but the label communicates just enough to get it across
>>34243904>free moneyLol, lmao.
have you made your ancestors proud today?
>>34243909there is no mercy...there is no mercy here baby...no mercy...No Mercyy*sits on Dildo* NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY NO MERCY AAAAAARRGGHHH *Crack!* Uuuuggghhhhhhhhaaaaah...ah......ah..
>>34243912My ancestors are frowning on me, imperial. Can you say the same?
>>34243911>nooo I actually had to study really hard for that free money >all those parties I went to really drained me bro it was very difficult to study
>>34243605I wanna be the meat on >his boner.
>>34243912no...I completely betrayed my entire bloodline.
>>34243914they probably think it could be worse but it could also be better
>>34243912I'm in an interracial relationship. My ancestors are rolling in their graves.
>>34243908life is easy for attractive girls yes.
>>34243730Saar, do not redeem the white woman, saar!
>>34243917aw sheit, y?
>>34243915
That masculine feel of enjoying post coital cuddling with prostitutes. I really really wish I could do this everyday with a girl I like
>>34243785Do not EVER try to tell me women don't live life on tutorial mode, holy shit
>>34243920not keeping the essence clean is a great violation indeed
>>34243925Because I'm not having children ever. I'm the end of my bloodline.
>>34243785I hate women and simps so much
>>34243932well, that probably means your bloodline has been on decline and grown weaker since a few generations already, it's not all your fault
>>34243927Please tell me more about how hard your life is
>>34243936no I mean I'm not having them by choice, not because I can't find a partner.
>>34243928Considering the gap between your posts, you really didn't last that long huh?
>>3424393I think misogyny is justified in the modern world.
>>34243939It's expensive
>>34243937It’s not great, I’ll tell you that.
>>34243910But I also like being on top, sitting on faces, and having agency in general. I just like sex in different ways. I don't think I lean one way or the other when it comes to preferences during sex, just in the media I consume. Does that matter so much?
>>34243938yeah, but something made you make that choice, and I'll assume it's because having kids wouldn't be a fun experience for you or them, which is a sign of a bloodline in decline if it's members think existing generally sucks too much to force more people you care about to have to endure it
>>34243946yes it does, it makes you less compatible with me.
>>34243944Why? Too much work, no time for the gf?
Am I getting old if after I bust, I still leak pre out the dick for a while, like 30 minutes, I'm not really checking.
>>34243935I'm going to donate to $15 to my favourite vtuber because of this post
Is it normal to not want a girlfriend that does baby talk and does annoying cat meows in place of when she’s upset about something
>>34243946That's basically vanilla stuff, not a Dom bone in your body
>>34243946Whatever you say babe, sit on my face so you'll feel better.
>>34243928so how long did it take until you came and how long did you get to cuddle? did it feel like she couldn't wait for the time to be over?
I think sex and cuddling, even sex and cuddling with prostitutes is far more potent antidepressant than any SSRI
>>34243953No, that's just prostate cancer.
>>34243960oh well, I had a good run.
>>34243947yes, you are right, except I also refuse to have kids because the world we live in has been in an insane decline. I don't think it's a gift to bring an innocent child here.
>>34243958One hour, around half and half
>>34243930women have an easy existence anony
I want a man who is happy with me and likes my body
>>34243964no hot hookers where I live. small village
>>34243951Constant moves. No community. No local friends. No dating prospects. Moving again this year. Basically chasing after the shit we all want to have, but seemingly going nowhere.
Women, thoughts on a moid saying "that's my girl" in bed? The consensus seems to be that saying "good girl" is cringe.
>>34243969you can easily find one, you're a woman I assume, it's easy to get a roster and a bunch of simps.
>>34243969Hope you find someone.
>>34243974 NTA. You're going to stay lonely forever, though. LOL
>>34243963well, it's in decline for you and your peoplein every time in history, there were always people that benefited and others that didn't from the same situation and those that benefited were the ones having kids because to them it felt like the future looks more rosy and hopeful than ever before
>>34243969If your standards are this low and you found nothing means there must be a catch.
>>34243971So what’s stopping you from settling down?
>>34243969if you're a woman it's easy, there's even dudes who are into fat women. Whatever you are as a woman there's men craving you
>>34243930Yes because every woman wants a shallow life of simps giving them donos. Also most streamers in general male or female don't make that much money, but I know you'll pretend that's not the case for women for your narrative.>>34243931Don't care. None of my ancestors are worth respecting.>>34243982It's easy to get the latter, but the former is hard. Most males don't like women as people, but the rare ones who do deserve to be cherished.
>>34243972>whos my good foid? who is it? you are! yes you are!
>>34243970Is there a town slut who will fuck you if you buy her dinner?
>>34243985there used to be but the wives ganged up and sent her to the hospital and she doesnt do it anymoreonly the ugly ones are left now
Kinda feel like ruining somebody.
>>34243785>How do I resist the urge to donate to cute female streamers?Don't. They deserve it for brightening our days with their beauty and warmth.
>>34243950Okay. That's okay, we don't have to be. I hope you find someone you are compatible with.>>34243956But wanting to get fucked hard and roughed up are also vanilla sub things too, right? I hate the idea of being tied up, berated, etc. Maybe I'm just vanilla overall.>>34243957>tfw we don't live in a horny fantasy world where guys just sign up for face-chair duty
>>34243991Sexually?
My friend said I need to find outside help to get my life back together, but that doesn’t happen. Therapists aren’t going to help me, so wtf do I do
Does anyone else feel like the worst part of social life is talking to the opposite gender when you're single? It's borderline nauseating especially if you feel any sort of attraction to that person.
>>34243984Is it really that bad?
>>34243996That too, but first making her dependent and gaslighting her in cute ways.
>>34243998No? But I’m also damaged and can’t imagine myself dating, so
>>34244000BPD?
>>34243998>It's borderline nauseatingNo, it isn't.
>Read a hentai in which a woman marries a guy to get to his pre-teen son>She makes evil faces and her internal thoughts are actually predator behavior>Biggest nut of my lifeThere's something wrong with me I think.
>>34244003I am not sure if you can ruin BPDs, that's more like a mutual unlocking of deep needs.I'd rather want to crack somebody more innocent and normal.
>>34244010I meant (You)?
>>34244009MILF fetishes are pretty common anon, calm down.
>>34244009Yes, I know men want to be abused. Nothing new
>>34243998...i like talking to boys.. i thought you guys liked talking to girls...
>>34244014No I h*te girls >:(
>>34244011No.
>>34244014We do. Incels don't.
>>34243980There's always a catch. Her definition of a man is Chad, he needs to be 6'3 minimum, and the hottest man she has ever seen, but he needs to settle for her ugly 5'5 pudgy skinny fat body with fupa but somehow no ass or tits.
>>34244014Woman are incredibly mean to ugly guys.
>>34244014Plenty of guys like talking to girlsIdk how to talk to girlsThere's not a ton of common ground between us
>>34244018Pickme shit
>>34244014Are you underage? I grew out of my "all boys are awesome" phase back in high school
>>34244023Already picked, lol
>>34244026Good luck with that
you need to understand that if someone gives you mixed signals, it's because they themselves aren't sure if they want you or not and one time they might be sure they do and then next they are sure they don't
>>34244030Thanks
>>34244032You’ll need it when you inevitably break up
>>34243981Progression, if you want more money. There’s no internal promotion with these places so you gotta jump. Each jump requires more certs and hoops to jump through. >why more money The housing market in this area is fucked to where I can’t afford a basic starter home. I’m talking like a dilapidated 40’s build with a pink tub and kitchen. Get outbid by joint incomes or cash offers on a home that’s been on the market for less than 3 days. >settlingI wish I could, but it also means giving up on things.
>>34244033>A woman is never yours, it's only your turn.
>>34244014I have never really had the feeling that a woman liked talking to me. A teacher seemed to really enjoy our conversations in middle school, and explicitly stated as such even after the financial incentive wasn't there anymore, but obviously it's not the same thing and that was a long time ago.
>>34244035I see, so you’re intentionally sacrificing present comforts for future payoff? Do you have a clear vision for that future?
>>34244014Males only like talking to women if they think they can get something (a bang maid mommy) out of it.
>>34244036Nah, you just seem like a dickhead and attracted a bitch, or you fooled someone and the mask with slip eventually
>>34244041How's that loneliness treating you, anon?
>>34244044You tell me
plap
>>34244018At least now we know that the primary anti-incel poster here is a male.
>>34244045Poorly, it seems. Hopefully I won't hear about you on the news.
>>34243998Interactions with strangers who are interested in me are always weird and uncomfortable. I'm always so keyed up about it I don't realize if they were attractive or not until after I've scampered away and had time to process so that whole nausea thing you're describing doesn't happen to me.
>>34244051Why would you?
They figured out your real name. They know who you were affiliated with. They know about your history, and your criminal records.
>>34243969What is your body like?
>>34244048>primaryYou honour me.
God, what a reliefI'm not pregnant
>>34243969Do you look like this?
>>34244056Oh wow you’re a fag
>>34244057Stop taking unprotected creampies!
>>34244031Are we sure it's not because they know they don't want me but are being a pussy about saying it to my face because they're afraid of hurting my feelings and feeling like the bad guy?
>>34244057Of course you weren'tYou'd need a uterus
>>34244031Part of being chronically lonesome was not being able to tell the difference between someone sexually harassing me and giving welcome flirtatious attention. Never being sure if I should take someone sexually harassing me as a compliment or a welcome advance that I should reciprocate. If someone slaps me on the ass, do I slap their ass back or do I run for the hills and tell someone they engaged in rapey behaviors? If someone asks me on a date, should I entertain them honestly or treat them as a creep? I was never sure.
>>34244039Pretty much, but it’s not yielding much of a return on the effort currently.>clear visionYeah. This next move is because I’ll be breaking into my dream industry. It should allow for some stability but I don’t know where it will take me. I’ll have to just start all over again on the social stuff but maybe I can be actually able to afford a place and meet people. Sucks because I’m already 32. Not like the dating or housing market is getting any better the longer this gets pushed out.
>>34244060Are you asking me to top you? I won't, I'm loyal to > her
>>34244059Her handlers are going to fucking kill her, dude. She's gonna be a corpse in no time.
>>34244068No I’m saying you’re a smarmy loser, you sound bald and bearded
>>34244057>>34244062Or just go up the butt
>>34244062I usually don't, it was in the heat of a moment
>>34244071Incels throwing stones from their glass basements.
>>34244068>I'm loyal to > herKeep leaking things about yourself, they're all going to my folder. The Files are going to be pure cinema.
>>34244066Sounds exciting, lots of unknowns = lots of opportunities for new experiences. Nowhere to go but up from the sounds of it. 32 isn’t young but you’re still more than capable of starting a family and getting a house
>>34244078Are The Files going to be like the Epstein Files, in that they make you uneasy when reading them about how you might accidentally end up clicking on CSAM and have HSI or state law enforcement agents knocking on your door?
>>34244077Oh you’re ENTJ, makes sense that you’re so hyperfixated on the incel boogeyman
>>34244082Of course.
>>34244075The pull out method isn't very reliable.
>>34244088We use condomsWe were banging and I got carried away and told my bf to take off the condom and that retard actually did it
>>34244084Incels aren't simply a boogeyman, they have literally mass-murdered people for stupid reasons. I get that you're trying to cover for their behaviours because you on some level empathize with their grievances, but this is not something to downplay.
>>34244090Haha shifting blame
>>34244091ntaLook I dislike incels too, but they're absolute failures as murderers. Elliot Rodgers wasn't even able to kill any women. There's no point in fearing their impotent rage.
>>34244090Why not get an IUD so you can have all the cum you want?
>>34244091Whatever you say cp spammer
>>34244092Would you throw somebody under a bus if your gf told you to?>>34244096I'd like to but it's too expensive
>>34243347
>>34244054"you're the only girl I've pictured in white but I know I don't deserve to be at the end of the isle" moment
>>34244099That is not a career choice Frieren and her students would ever engage in. Good job perverting the most iconic fantasy anime of this decade with noxious bullshit, though.
>>34244098I'd do a lot to give her a creampie. You have no idea how fucking sublime that feels.
>>34244079That’s one way to put it, yeah. I hope so, but also lonely. You go through these places knowing that they’re not “home” and that most of the connections you’re making are temporary. I guess you could say that with anything, but moving and integrating into a new location is straight up ass.
>>34244054Who we schizo posting about today? :3
>>34244104I mean, yeah I know recieving a creampie feels sublime too but there was a solid chance he'd knock me up
>>34244109Someone was in love with a very bad man, and that very bad man was involved with some very bad people.
>>34244101If anything she'd work for magical animal control, she's a demon killer. But she also would never work within the beurocracy of it. She's freelance lol.
women live life on fucking easy mode
>>34244106With how much of the world is global, those connections don’t have to necessarily be temporary, especially if you play any games, vidya or not. It is ass, yeah. The loneliness does suck, but it’s temporary, and you’re setting yourself up for the rest of your life in your home, when it finds you and you make it. Good luck man, you got this
>>34244025How did you think guys are?
>>34244115And I'm still fucking it up this hard? Damn.
>>34243997You could try a life coach or image improving services. One to help you dress, one to make you healthy, one to plow into a mattress. Or you could just pay one person to tell you what is wrong with your mind and why you won't do those other things on your own.
>>34244112Breeding is hot though. I'd have trouble being rational about this.
I'm addicted to getting creampied. I should call him.
>>34244115Yet somehow I've gotten rejected for every job I've been applying for the past two years. You ever considered you're full of shit?
>>34244101Sis, they are literally racists
>>34244122Hot
I love women so much but they don't love me back
>>34244122Favorite position to be creampied in?
>>34244120Who is this mystery one person
>>34244124>racistDemons are canonically animals. They are only mimicking humans. They're more like skin walkers than people. Did you watch the show and fall for the demon's shit or not watch it at all?
>>34244116Very True, just depends on who it is. Some come and go, some stay. It’s how it be. You too dude. We’ll get that bread, eventually.
>>34244124>they are literally racistsAlso, Germans
Has Lady Gaga stopped being a white pop star and instead become a Latin Hooker?
>hen massage your GFs feet or backWhy even live?
>>34244131This, you only want to project that metaphor on to being racist against humans if you are insistent on going out of your way to dehumanize real people.
>>34244131>canonically animalsSo are humans
>>34244112Does it really feel that good for women? Or is it psychological?
>>34244115one of the most disheartening things about every hobby i've ever taken part in is how women are routinely applauded for doing the bare minimum while men who dedicate themselves to it for years (with the results to show for it) are barely noticed unless they're at the absolute top. not even talking about myself, i mean even in hobbies i don't partake in, like how a photographer who takes interesting collections of photos might as well be starving but a photographer with a female profile pic who takes the same basic bitch photos of every tourist destination gets thousands of likes and followers and sponsorship deals and goes on podcasts etc. obviously there's more to a hobby than recognition but it's still disheartening.
>>34244101>the most iconic fantasy anime of this decadeAnime must have really went down the absolute shitter.
>>34244142Anon, you're chatting entj
>>34244125Yees>>34244129Don't make me chose...
>>34244144When your competition is Mushoku Tensei, aka Jeffrey Epstein Reincarnation.....
>>34244141Sure, but a separate species. Like comparing humans with crocodiles. If you watched the show and don't get this you're either an idiot or interpreting in bad faith.
>>34244136The only people who ever thought Italians were white are Italians themselves.
>>34244136I guess it was ok. She does have 'Alejandro' tho. So she probably likes them too.
>>34244148Still sapient species
Why can't possessive girls be real??? Imagine how good it must feel to be snatched by a cutie when you're just walking around
>>34244130Therapist.
>>34244153Butterface.
>>34244154I don’t know how to exist
>>34244158Tell them that.
>>34244152Imagine if a polar bear could perfectly mimic a human. That's what a demon is. It's only here because it wants to fucking eat you. >Sapient speciesThey're not really, that's the thing. They MIMIC human sapience the decisions they make are all in service of killing humans or self preservation. They have no ethics and no language of their own.
>>34244153Condoms are boring
>>34244148>Sure, but a separate species.That's what we thought as well
>>34244156NTA but I think the hair color just doesn't fit her face. Imagine if she had black hair
Men. I have a serious sex question. Do you find it offensive when a girl spits the coom out?
>>34244166Yes. Stick that fucker back in there and swallow
>>34244021one of my best friends in middleschool was really unfortunate looking, like the upturned pug nose, super overweight, mouth breather type. he was really sweet. we wrote naruto fanfic togethersome people are mean but its definitely not everyone and i think girls are generally pretty polite to guys outside of like weird queen bee highschooler situations (and those girls become evil nurses and shit lol)
>>34244167The weird consistence makes it hard to swallow though...
>>34244166Never happened to me obviously but my diet is awful so it probably tastes awful. That would be fine. But rub it into your tits please.
>>34244153Men don't like that? That would be silly. Just out there, minding their buisness when a random lady comes up to them and grabs their hand and starts dragging them to her car. That's kidnapping! Horrible!
>>34244166Well, would you be offended if when I'm eating you out, every few minutes I turn my head to the side and went>Ptu! Ptu! Ptu!>bleh
>>34244025no? i just think they're kind of cute and funny. like dogs. some are gross or assholes obviously, its not all guys, but most of them are fine or good.
>>34244166Nah, just spit it on your boobs.
>>34244166I mean... I would spit it out too. It comes out of the same hole piss comes out of
>>34244163Okay so you're dumb or haven't watched the show got it. This is explicitly explained people you're using not knowing the lore as an excuse for this. Have fun.
>>34244166No.As long as you let me cum in your mouth unprotected, that already makes me happy. While there is a bit of extra power play going on about it that is hot, there are other thingd I enjoy it much more.
>>34244179>"demons are like wild beasts with no emotions!">multiple scenes of them showing empathy for other demons and even humans>mulitple scenes of them showing curiosity about human language beyond just using it to deceive>show anger when Frieren kills them>even if somehow they are faking all of this, to the point where it endangers their life, there's functionally no difference between the faked emotion and the real thing.kek
>>34244166No. It does seem a little silly though. You're just making a mess.
>>34244166Yeah
>>34244144I mean
>>34244181So this is how an idiot interprets the show, fascinating.
I had sex once with a girl from my college. She had a UTI so her pussy smelled like fish when I tried to eat her out and I just fingered her instead. I also couldn't feel anything with the condom on so she came 3 times and I didn’t. I see why some people don't count their one night stands.>>34243239I have 3 moles all in a straight line going down my face. One next to my nose. One on my chin and one on my neck. I also have a dimple on my right cheek. I likethe mole thing more tho>>34243661MI immediately misplace it.
I left my bf
I'm so glad I don't watch zoomer anime.
>>34244186uhhdorable, chantard.
>>34244184>making a messI always spit it out on my hand and wipe it with a tissue>>34244177>>34244170Why tits? Don't you want to suck my tits? This would make you suck your own coom lol>>34244172>false equivalence
>>34244166no
>>34244195Man risk throat cancer swallowing girl goo, you can sip some cum, girl.
>>34244166I don't really like blowjobs so I don't deal with this >>34244189>I also couldn't feel anything with the condom on so she came 3 times and I didn’t. I see why some people don't count their one night stands.Nice humblebrag.
>>34244190Why
>>34244190congratsdoing anything to celebrate being single?
>>34243658I bet you read this manga.
>>34244195No I don't want to suck your tits after I cum. I'm not horny after I cum. If you don't swallow it then I just want to admire my handiwork.
>>34244166Strongly refuse to let (his) penis touch or enter my lips. Like, ew! Why would I do that?
>>34244197ntaOnly if the chick has HPV. Stop being a pussy about eating pussy.
Women, what do you think of Jutta Leerdam?
>>34244206Mind you, in the US, 80% to 85% of women will contract at least one type of HPV at some point in their lifetime.
>>34244200drinking issues >>34244201simply taking a day off to cry
>>34244207I think I should eat more and start rollerblading or something
>>34244210>to cryoh, you're going to get back with him.
>>34244187>idiot>idiotYou are quite bad at mimicking us, btwYour lingo is too neutered
>>34243661Probably a lot more neighborly conflicts. Like in the millions. If only cities were designed for different age ranges and different populations so there was an etiquette guide for each zone.
>>34244202Saw this manga some time ago and I realized I might be fatphobic
>>34244207What phenotype is this
>>34244203>I'm not horny after I cumYeah sureWhat about 5 minutes after you cum?
>>34244208Do you have an actual source for that, because that sounds made up.
>>34244216"Athletic JH"
>>34244207bogged face
>>34244207I don't really think about her.>>34244208Only certain strains of HPV are related to cancer. Also there's a vaccine you can get.
>>34244218https://womenshealth.gov/a-z-topics/human-papillomavirus
>>34244195>I always spit it out on my handIs that not more messy than just swallowing it?
>>34244207>backhanded please notice meI see you.
>>34244216Northern mongoloid blonde mix, not too uncommon in the nordic regions, believe it or not. This is why the Saxon areas of Germany and the British Isles are considered the whitest whites even if the English are by definition mutts.
>>34244219Better not say that
State gender. Do you get loud in bed, or aggressive?
>>34244166Most of my female friends say that cum is gross, but if I expect to get laid I'll put some effort in my diet so it doesn't taste like bile. I'm gonna be happy if she lets me nut inside and keep my eyes so i dont see her spit bc I will be disappointed if she does. If she swallows she is an instant wife candidate.>>34244199>Nice humblebrag.Well, while I'm at it...my head was too thick for her so she couldn't get it past her teeth.
>>34244186
>>34244166https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1iwj6qq/nsfw_women_who_swallow_cumstatistics_and/
>>34244210go watch the sunset, whenever i feel like an heroing that makes me feel better>but it's cloudy/rainyuh oh
>>34244224>A random health website with no link to studies of any kindWell that's useless. I'm a nerd who likes to read studies. You've disappointed me.>>34244223>Only certain strains of HPV are related to cancer.Oh so his paranoia is even more retarded then?
>>34244059>>34244069>Her handlers are going to fucking kill her, dude. She's gonna be a corpse in no time.Yeah, I do not envy her.>>34243972>Women, thoughts on a moid saying "that's my girl" in bed? The consensus seems to be that saying "good girl" is cringe.It depends on the person and the moment. Even "good girl" can be hot under the right circumstances.>>34243893>do you think im a lesser man because i'm 26 years old and ive never had a girlfriend or a group of friends?No, manhood is not defined by your relationship status or the size of your social circle.>>34243823>Women, how do you feel about switch men?If he won't let me peg him, he has no right calling himself a switch.>>34243739>Koreans are the one race whose men prefer blacks more than their women doDidn't know Korea was so based ngl>>34243648>Girls, what's the make and model of your TV?I have a Sony Bravia 9 that I got on sale. The one I had before that was a Hisense that my niece accidentally broke.>>34244207>Women, what do you think of Jutta Leerdam?Like groceries
>>34244233Yep
i wouldn't drink cum so i wouldn't make my gf do itis there anything wrong with that line of thinking?
>>34244218NtaSounds legit to me. People pass it around never knowing they had it.
>>34244236>randomAnon, that is Straight from the government, the .gov should've clued you in, and if you had any brain, you'd notice the citation.
>>34244229Where can I learn more about these kinds of things?
>>34244186Why elves are so racist?
>>34244212I love him but I hate how he makes me feel>>34244235Thank you
>>34244239no, cum is disgusting, I just swallow it because it's less of a mess and it's over fast but it's really not something fun or enjoyable
>>34244241Yeah and I'm a conspiracy theorist who don't trust the government. Give me some studies that aren't hidden behind paywalls you dipshit.
>>34244239>>34244246https://www.womens-health.com/boards/forum/sex-sexual-health/sex-sexuality/53937-blow-job-and-swallowing-frequency
>>34244237>good girl" can be hot under the right circumstances.What are the right circumstances?
>>34244239I don't think so If I swallow I expect him to kiss me after, feels equivalent to that.
>>34244245if you don't despite him, it's unironically over for you.This is the turning point, in front of you is two futures, now is the time to choose, it is that serious, especially for women who date losers.
>>34244248what am I supposed to do with this?
>>34244231>Do you get loud in bed, or aggressive?Yes to both. My ex once told me I sound like a goose being murdered when I come and that made me really insecure.>>34244206This is why I am selective about my partners. HPV scares the shit out of me, even though I'm vaccinated.>>34244249>What are the right circumstances?Pretty much just being in that mental frame where I feel like I'm both doing a good job and feel submissive enough to be "girly."
>>34244247unironic loser behavior from an illiterate retard.https://www.researchgate.net/publication/12412973_Myers_ER_McCrory_DC_Nanda_K_Bastian_L_Matchar_DBMathematical_model_for_the_natural_history_of_human_papillomavirus_infection_and_cervical_carcinogenesis_Am_J_Epidemiol_151_1158-1171
>>34244239>>34244166I'd prefer she kiss me and spit it into my mouth and make me swallow it than have her just spit it out into a sink or tissue. >>34244231I can but I default to quiet.
>>34244231Loud no, aggressive yes.
>>34244163lel
>>34244255>My ex once told me I sound like a goose being murdered when I come and that made me really insecure.Goddamn that sounds insanely hot
>>34244231MTalking is very important.It builds the atmosphere and can elevate any roleplay or vanilla situation.I want her to be engaging too.
>>34244257and, of coursehttps://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25299412/
>>34244236I don't think it's retarded, I think the way he's putting it is disingenuous.It is true that men giving oral to a woman who has certain types of HPV can cause them to become infected and then cause cancer in mouth/throat. HPV related cancer are fairly common among men in their 20s and 30s. About 20% of unvaccinated women have one of the HPV infection that increase the risk of cancer. But the majority of young women are vaccinated against HPV (at least in my country) so they can't transmit the virus. If a man is genuinely concerned, he can get vaccinated. There is a vaccine that covers 9 strands of HPV which cause 90% of cervical cancer and 2 low-risk HPV types which cause respiratory and anal warts.>>34244239You should not "make" your partner do anything.
>>34244265It doesn't.
>>34244270>You should not "make" your partner do anything.What an insanely boring statement.
>>34243109Femanon, are there any circumstances where you would rather fuck Fred over Shaggy?
>>34244270No, it's not disingenuous, because look at all of this, the risks men go through, and women just "i don't like it" away from swalloing.Anon is just being a pick me dude by acting all tough and shit about how he eats unvaccinated but pussy, but noooo, he would never want a woman to swallow his cum, that'd be asking too much
>>34244237>I have a Sony Bravia 9 that I got on sale.That's actually based, that's a good TV. I'm undecided what my next TV will be. Do you ever notice any blooming around small bright objects on dark backgrounds? An LCD TV can't technically match the perfect black levels of an OLED, but an OLED can't get as bright as the Bravia 9, so it can't accurately hit those HDR highlights. There's sadly no perfect TV, at least not until MicroLED becomes available for normal consumers in normal sizes.
>>34244250i wanted to snowball with my gf but she thought that idea was disgusting so i never asked again, forgot not everyone is weird asf like me.
>>34244257Okay where's the 80% number coming from then? Because I'm skimming through the study and seeing nothing that claims that 80% of women get HPV in their lives.>>34244267Okay so this seems to be the study where the 80% number is coming from but.>There's only an abstract and the full study is hidden behind a paywallI flat out stated I didn't want studies hidden behind paywalls dipshit.
>>34244279That's a skill issue on your part, Anon.
I’m depressed. I’m lonely, horny, my workplace hates me, the job market sucks, there is nothing
Chat, how can I recover from this feeling?
>>34244275I mean, women go through the same risk when allowing men to penetrate them. Cervical cancer doesn't just spawn there, it is there because the woman took the risk and had sex with a man. It is also possible for you to infect your partner and then get throat cancer from it.You should get vaccinated if you're concerned about cancer tho, you should not rely on women getting the vaccine.>>34244273Yeah. I'm strongly against raping the person I love. One of my most boring qualities.
>>34244280The study is there, the conclusions are visible, it's cited multiple times by multiple reputable orgs, and of course the literal government of the United States, if you want to claim some weird gotcha because you can't find a way to read the actual study? you win, lol.Good luck in life
>>34244284have you considered getting a girlfriend?
>>34244285Go away.
>>34244274By considering that out of those costumes, Freddie Prinze Jr is hotter than Matthew Lillard. Matthew Lillard looks like some kind of fucking space goblin.
>>34244284woah you're literally me
>>34244279Alright now I found a full text for the study with the 80% claim. Let's see now. Okay so this kind of checks out, but I do find it interesting that the guys using this study to justify their pussyphobia are ignoring how prevalent HPV is among men and how the majority of HPV cases aren't even cancerous in the first place.
>>34244295nobody cares, Anon, feast on the unvaccinated pussy all you want, it's yours for the slurping.
>>34244296You don't talk about this anon's point about how women are at risk for cervical cancer from regular penis in vagina sex? >>34244286Or do you want to keep justifying your pussyphobia?
>>34244274>Femanon, are there any circumstances where you would rather fuck Fred over Shaggy?No, if I had to put them in order of who I would prefer to fuck, it would be1. Velma2. Daphne3. Shaggy (probably reeks of weed)4. Scooby5. Freddie Prinze Jr. I hate this nigga and I can't even explain why.>>34244276>>34244276>Do you ever notice any blooming around small bright objects on dark backgrounds?Yes, mostly with black on white or if I am looking at high contrast objects at an angle. Looking directly, it's not too noticeable unless you're right up on it.>but an OLED can't get as bright as the Bravia 9That's actually why I got it. I get a lot of natural light in my living room and wanted something bright that doesn't have a lot of glare. But that blooming is definitely more noticeable at max brightness.
>>34244244>Why elves are so racist?Because Trimimac got turned into a Jeetmer.
>>34244274We can tell freddie prince jr wasn't supposed to be blonde, when he's standing next to real dudeweed white guy matthew. Try casting an actual blonde man, his style is danish.
>>34244299I don't think you want to reach the conclusion of this logic chain, Anon.unless you want to be a hypocrite.
>>34244288I’ve thought about it but I don’t want to use dating apps and I feel like I’d disappoint most women anyways since I’m quiet and I also have hobbies and work that take up a lot of my time
>>34244302>JeetmerMy sides are in orbit.
>>34244277It's holding it in my mouth long enough to baby bird it to you that's the problem. And the amount of my saliva you'd be swallowing.
>>34244304My logic is that it's retarded to be scared of sex male or female due to your fear of STIs/STDs, and anyone whose paranoid about them deserves to be mocked male or female.
>>34244274Honestly? No I don't think so. VelmaShaggyDaphneFredHe's dead last on the list.
>>34244309Okay, then the logic of that chain follows that Anon was in the wrong for not swallowing.
>>34244255>My ex once told me I sound like a goose being murdered when I come and that made me really insecureKek. Screamers are based though.
>>34244312glad we agree, btw.
>>34244314np, bitchfucking loser woman and their fear of swallowing
Stop gaslighting me, nazi.
>>34244312Sure. But men don't get to cry about a woman not swallowing if they're too scared to eat her out. Also it wouldn't kill men to improve their diets and make their semen taste better either.
>>34244303Are you old enough to remember when Freddie Prinze jr. was the "it" guy and either he or Ryan Phillippe was in literally every fucking movie?
>>34244261Did you know that despite only making up 13% of the population, demons are responsible for over 50% of violent crimes on the continent?
>>34244301I see. I'm the opposite, I watch movies with all the lights off, and at my new place I plan to put up blackout curtains so I can keep it as dark as possible. The perfect blacks of an OLED would be great for my next TV, although sometimes OLED can crush blacks and show just pure black when it should really show very dark detail. The ultimate TV tech would be a TV where every pixel is its own light source that can go all the way to at least 4000 nits, but that TV just doesn't exist yet. At least not at prices that most people can afford. Just have to figure out which compromise makes sense for your viewing.
>>34244322No, that was right before I was allowed to form my own opinion and consume media on my own.
You will one day go to war.That is your future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_trsWg2xug
why shouldnt i just be an unapologetic coomer at this point. my life is over, never getting a gf, might as well look at insta hoes every waking moment until my precum leaks out
>>34244323Have you maybe considered the fact that demons are just bad bitches and you niggas are just haters?
>>34244285By keeping moving forward
>>34244322>>34244325You must be my age. He peaked when I was in grade school.
>>34244285start crying, its cathartic
>>34244330Yeah, I wasn't watching daytime television and movies because I was in grade school.
>>34244335I watched daytime All in the Family reruns during one Summer vacation in grade school. I had no idea why the old guy (who's probably my age now) was so racist against Polish-Americans or what was going on when the daughter told her family she'd got raped.
Women would you ever let a m*n impregnate you?
>>34244338Yeah, I want to have kids and baby making sex is hot.
>>34244338Yes. I want a baby so badly. I'm already 30, but we don't the money right now and I fear I'll run out of eggs before my SO impregnates me
>>34244338No. I have been raped.
>>34244335I watched a lot of law and order with my mom when I was preschool age lol.I know he was in "I know what you did last summer" and the Scooby-doo movies but I know almost nothing else about the dude.I don't think I was "noticing" men until at least 2005. You?
>>34244338Not intentionally. I shouldn't be a parent.
>>34244343He was in a popular '90s teen romance movie called She's All That, which also featured Matthew Lillard and had a cameo by Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Women, why would you take photos of your bf and call him hot but never initiate sex and deny him it when he initiates?
>>34244342Are you the ship femanon?
>>34244350Because he's hot af but I don't feel like having sex.
>>34244328
>>34244349For whatever reason I always get that movie mixed up with "10 things I hate about you" despite having never seen "She's all that" at all or all of "10 thing I hate about you" in one sitting.I had no idea how many things Sarah Michelle Gellar had been in for the longest time she was just Buffy lol.
>>34244354Nta doesn't make much sense.
Femanons be like: https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770509010966615.webm
Women do you actually not notice/care when your boob touches a guy's arm?
>>34244271Making everyone else in the apartment building know you're absolutely getting it isn't hot?
What is with all the demon slander in this thread?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkbsdv6LS80
>>34244358Are any of those VTubers real girls?
Is this fucking /a/?
>>34244359Generally don't care. If I'm trying to slip through a crowd it's going to happen I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do about it. Putting my hand over them so my arm touches people instead of my tit would be making it weird.
>>34244364I'm going to fuck your /a/
>>34244363As in non trannies?
>>34244274Funny how Fred acts nothing like Fred from the cartoonHe's wearing the ascot while acting like the most 2002 man to ever exist
>>34244360Don't be disingenuous.
>>34244364Anime is cringe and normie, and this is a the normalfag hub of 4chan
GenderWhat is your dream car?
>>34244357What are you struggling to make sense of? My husband does not magically become ugly if I'm not horny. He's still hot, his face is still gorgeous, his body is still perfect. I'm just not horny for whatever reason.
>>34244363ntaI don't know why so many normies think most Vtubers aren't real women.
>>34244365More like when you're talking to a classmate? or when you're talking a picture with a guy (or in a group)?
>feel ugly and skinny fat>take pic of self>visible ribsBody dysmorphia?
>>34244354How can a woman say someone is hot as duck but then not fuck him
>>34244361it's because they aren't humans, simple as>>34244131>>34244148>>34244161
>>34244374>I'm just not horny for whatever reason.This.Be hornier.
I hope all the femanons end up as happy as I am (I'm miserable)
>>34244371Why would I be?I kinda don't care for the cutesy stuff
>>34244377That's ok for women.You are a woman, right anon? And definitely not just a man being vague on purpose, right anon?
>>34244373MAlfa Romeo Giulia
>>34244376>classmateI am 33 and too far removed from that environment to answer this>Taking a pictureHow often am I posing for group shots next to men who aren't family members? This isn't a real problem. I can think of 1 situation 5 years ago where I was next to a man who wasn't a family member for a photo and he put his arm around my waist. Me accidentally touching him was the least of my worries there lol.
>>34244384Haha fag
>>34244373FDon't have one
good ending(?)
>>34244370not even the worst depiction of Fred, that would be Velma's Fred
>>34244343I was up all night trying to study case closed on adult swim and then my mom got concerned and cancelled the cable.Then she got a dvd of cast away and watched it probably several hundred times before I got a gamecube with animal crossing.
>>34244377So skinny you're cannibalizing muscle.Eat more, work out.
>>34244378>I'm just not hornyI sincerely don't know why you guys are struggling so much to understand this lmao>>34244381I generally am pretty horny with him, but there have been times in our relationship when I didn't feel like doing it because I was really stressed or upset.
>>34244398>I sincerely don't know why you guys are struggling so much to understand this lmaomost men can go from 0 to 100 horniness in a couple mins
>>34244354Women have so much sex that they're bored of it. They aren't even into men, they just have a calling to satisfy their pussies during ovulation. That's it.
I made an attempt at almond flour bread. It was terrible. I don’t need advice but wanted to leave this here in case any gender asked. “Men/women, is almond flour bread any good?” It’s not.
>>34244393Men are clearly not checking out of anything if they have all the time and energy to circle jerk about this stupid anime
>>34244364Yes/a/dv/ice
>>34244404Men are checking out Frieren's cute elf ears at an alarming rate
>>34244231my gf gets very angry and deep in her voice and demandingly tells me to fuck her hard and "make her cum already". not really a fan because it makes me nervous and i get tired easily lol but at least its a good signal that shes getting off well.
Hey ladies how long should I wait before telling my gf I love her for the first time? I've known her for 2.5 months and we've been officially dating for 1.5. Feels a little too soon and I don't want to scare her off but I realized the other day that I am so in love with her when we were hanging out.
>>34244401I can get horny too, I just sometimes don't want to have sex. Often because I feel drained, tired, stressed, bad about myself, etc.>>34244402We've been together for a decade and we've fucked each other a ton. I do like my husband and having sex with him. I sometimes am just not horny. >>34244403Almond flour doesn't have gluten. It's not for bread.
>>34244395Didn't even say it was badFred is the the one dimensional character of the group in the cartoon because he's just positiveThe golden retriever bfWould be boring in a real movieI'm just glad that that movie was made in 2002 as it reflected the white guy tropes of the era and not Velma (although in the original script isn't he supposed to be an effeminate fag?)
>>34244373MRx7 fc3s
>>34244407ntaCould men stop watching shitty zoomer anime and get better taste please?
>>34244410I know. I really wanted to make like a focaccia bread loaded up with baking powder, but ended up with nutri-loaf instead. It’s fucking disgusting.
>>34244161>no language of their own.>can perfectly mimic human speech patterns and actively engage in conversation to hunt/kill>dont ever talk to eachother or develop a language of their ownstupid, never seen the show so maybe its good of course but that is a stupid way to write something.
>>34244403>Bakes gluten free bread>Is surprised when it's bad Why
>>34244410>I do like my husband and having sex with him.Less now than before
>>34244394Abe's political party just dominated the elections so hopefully we get more family propaganda
>>34244413Get with the time old man. No one cares about boomer shit like EvangelIon or Cowbow beebop anymore
>>34244373I am that autistic that I like my current car so much that I want the brand to make it over again in the exact same body style because the newer ones look like gay futuristic bubble coffins.
>>34244416I can’t eat wheat/gluten and I wanted bread for a chicken salad sandwhich type thing.
>>34244419Yes I'm aware that zoomers are shallow snotty little shits who enjoy watching garbage. What was the point of stating the obvious?
>>34244403Where is a picture of it?
>>34244417No. We've been fucking once or twice a day pretty consistently for most of our relationship.
>>34244386>basedmouth car>>34244412Flat chest enjoyer
State gender.What is the most hardcore sex thing you can think of?
>>34244422>What was the point of stating the obvious?That you sound exactly like your grandma that used to complain about "Those kids only listen to shitty Elvis music!!"
>>34244424I was so sad it went straight to the dumpster. I couldn’t take a picture of it. It looked just like picrel, but round.
>>34244414If you can't have gluten, I've had luck with this flour mix: https://www.letthemeatgfcake.com/kims-gluten-free-bread-flour-blend/My grandma has celiac so I've tried.
>>34244431Im sorry anon.
>>34244431Next time you fuck shit up, be sure to take a picture!
>>34244427Reverse vore with shitting dick nipples.
>>34244427Erotic torture.
>>34244427M. Tying a dude up, making him wear a gas mask, and then controlling how much air he gets. Hot.
>>34244375Internet rule 30There are no girls on the internet
>>34244427F. Masked gangbang, obviously.
>>34244436What is that? Can I do it with bf? (Im a girl)
>>34244373some big american 50s-70s car idk
>>34244439Men don't want women to exist as ugly because porn must be real.Check.
>>34244437>>34244438>>34244440I cant do any of this with my bf T_T (I wouldnt hurt him)
>>34244433I will give that a shot, bless!>>34244434I will pretend the celery is my bread.>>34244435Will do! I cut a slice out and like I knew it was bad but tried it and it was so bad I didn’t even think.
>>34244375real women have no reason to hide behind some avataralso any weaboo adjacent interests screams male
women why dont you like us?
>>34244446>I didn’t even think.Stupid sexy baker femanon.
>>34244445It’s not really a sadistic thing. It’s just more controlling their breathing. Obviously needs to be done safely. Even just tying them up and confining is nice.
>>34244427f, idk what you mean by hardcore like, fucked up? probably some shit like someone live streaming raping a newborn to death and then eating it, people are demons
>>34244445Edge him with your mouth.
>>34244453I’ll take sexy, but I’m a guy.
>>34244450>real women have no reason to hide behind some avatarSo no woman ever wants to be anonymous on the internet to you? That makes no fucking sense.>also any weaboo adjacent interests screams maleOnce again female weeaboos are ignored and told we don't exist. Then again, male weebs hate us too. Such is the life of the female weeb.
>>34244452I like one of ya'll at least. Maybe you should be like him?
>>34244427mmissionary position w/ handholding
>>34244452I love man, I love my boyfriend with my entire being and Id die for him.
>>34244460I know you liked my braid and wine idea,lol.
>>34244458Don't kill my fantasy, stupid sexy baker femanon.
>>34244427Burry him neck high in the sand and then face ride.
>>34244460>Maybe you should be like him?Whats up everybody is Anon. I just twisted my nipples so hard that it turned bright read and blinded my neighbor's dog.Thats about it. See ya.
>>34244459if "she" wanted to be anonymous "she" wouldn't be a massive attentionwhorefemale weaboos only like surface level fotm trash, its like saying 40+ year old women who only play scrabble and candy crush on their iphones are "gamers"
ESL I didnt mean torture by hardcore T_T
Are your eyes wide shut right now? Is that why you are whining about your personal failures while ignoring the horrifying shit going on around you every day?
>>34244469You can be lucky I didn't reply.
>>34244469How about whipping someone?
>>34244464I'm just thinking about doing it to >him.
>>34244469just ask what to do to spice up your sex life with your bf next time dumb idiot
>>34244468>if "she" wanted to be anonymous "she" wouldn't be a massive attentionwhoreHow is playing a persona on the internet being an attention whore? Especially if the person in question never wants their real identity revealed?>Be female weeb>Play untranslated eroge that few people know about>Big fan of anime most normies would be disgusted with like Made in Abyss>Only surface level weeb according to male weebsAnd male weebs wonder why female weebs don't like them.
>>34244474Breaking my heart right before Valentine’s Day??? Absolutely ruthless.
>>34244470no you dummy, it's because there's nothing to be done about it so there's no fucking point to lament over it and have a mental breakdown 24/7 if there's nothing to be done about it anyways
Women are you tired of us being sexually attracted to your bodies?
>>34244485>Women are you tired of us being sexually attracted to your bodies?Honestly, I wish more men were in a middle ground where they openly lusted for me but weren't rapey about it.
>>34244481How do you plan to do such things?
>>34244452Well for one I don't like what I don't know I'm neutral at best. And the ones I do know well have repeatedly hurt and disappointed me. I don't dislike men on principle I'd just rather not interact to save myself trouble.
>>34244485No, I actually like it. Especially on the internet where I can't get raped
>>34244496Can I talk to you about how I lust over your body?
>>34244498Sure. I've just taken a bath btw
>>34244470No. It takes more than one bucket of water to douse a house on fire. If thousands of gallons are not available, you might as well wait for it to go out on its own and then talk about what's left.
>>34244485I only want one man to lust over my body. Everyone else grosses me out.
>>34244490>where they openly lusted for me but weren't rapey about itIdk if that's possible really
>>34244485I think desensitized is more what I'm feeling. Like I'm over it. I'm not annoyed by it unless they make it my problem but I also don't feel anything positive from it.
>>34244496Please describe yourself. Or post a pic if you're feeling cheeky.
>>34244504Based
>>34244501Bush status?
>cheekyI have to throw up
>>34244485No. Do it more.
>>34244492Intentionally, but also probably buying a ticket to Botswana and getting eaten by lions or something.
>>34244511He did 7-11
>>34244511>Bush statusI didn't vote for him.
>>34244511zionist asset
>>34244511It's clean shaved>>34244508I'm 5'8'' and I've got BMI 22. What else do you need to know?
Women, why did you date a man who kidnapped and abused vulnerable young men by homosexualizing them and turning them into his Butt Boys?
>>34244522Boo
>>34244522>What else do you need to know?Hair color, hairstyle, general description of your boobs.
>>34244525I never dated francis shelden, stop the cap.
>>34244470what do you want us to do. become martyrs? somebody kills or tries to kill someone on the list. he is jailed for life or executed. the majority on the list stay free. i dont want to die. do you think a bunch of timothy mcveighs and ted kaczynskis would solve anything
Do girls ever experience a guy being intimidatingly attractive?
Would you be okay with me getting into oil painting just so that I have an excuse to stare at you naked?
Solipsism is true because there is only one consciousnessPlurality is an illusion.Essentially, what I mean is there is only one being. And this being is pretending there are beings, plural.Plurality is an illusion.
>>34244539that being is me btw
>>34244539sigh
>>34244539Do less drugs.
>>34244531>Hair colorBlonde but not the attractive kind of blonde, more like hay>hairstyleI told you, I've just taken a bath so no hairstyle>general description of your boobsWould be bigger than average if I was in Japan
>>34244538no, just be normal for once>>34244537sometimes I still get nervous if I see him, yes
>>34244490NTA. I've often wondered how, because it appears like even very timid comments that aren't disrespectful can be interpreted the wrong way. I now think it has more to do with how the guy looks than with anything else.
>>34244537Every once in a while? Like it's not even attraction I feel mogged by a man.
Any girls who do pilates here? Are there any males in your class? Would it be uncomfortable to have a man there? I want to do some kind of cardio and I tried hot yoga but it sucks
>>34244490examples?
>>34244522What a chonker
>>34244530You will never be drunker than me.
>>34244552I used to go to pilates classes and there were no men and it would have been weird for a man to show up but it might heavily depend on where you live
>tfw too dumb to hornypost well enough to get femanons hot
>>34244560rookie mistake, you can't make women horny, you can just be the right person at the right place at the right time or not
>>34244547>no, just be normal for onceA normal girl would love a nude painted of her
>>34244538Ye. But I am built like this.>>34243605
>>34244554nta, what are you talking about? the math for 5'8" 22 bmi would give us 145 lbs
>>34244568no, you're thinking of a narc, not a normal person
>>34244532What is cap, son?
>>34244545There's no such thing as unattractive blonde hair. >bigger than average if I was in JapanThey sound very kissable. Would lovingly rub lotion all over them.
>>34244569more like this
Firmly plapped my new gf a little while ago
>>34244545>Blonde but not the attractive kind of blonde, more like hayIsn't that just the natural blonde? What's wrong with that? And you have blue eyes?
>>34244574
>>34244572"Narc", as in narcissist? This is what they call them on Reddit. Or a narcoman, drug addict?
>>34244578Lucky bitchWhy do I have to be moidless on valentines
>>34244574>There's no such thing as unattractive blonde hair.dead wrong buddy. sometimes that shit is very thin and lacks density, looks awful
>>34244577le saxon face
>>34244577>men can't stop jerking off to inflation porn so they projectThis would be the place.
>>34244583just stop acting like a weird creep sex pest
>>34244584Hop in the moid cannon that shoots you to moidland where moids grow on moidees
Women do you, or do you not want your tiddy sucked?
to be quite honest, seeing your gf get super fat and round is like irl inflation porn.
>>34244588>bmi 36
>>34244577Have you seen her lately? It's insane.https://youtube.com/shorts/7K6qXOoVzss?si=yhJWZ8wWTfHKrts9
how do i make outwhat do i do with my hands. what do i do with my mouth
>>34244594>have posted my measurements several timesI think you should get tested for schizophrenia.
>>34244522>I'm 5'8'' and I've got BMI 22I feel like I have heard this before.You like garnering some attention on atoga, hm?
>>34244591Do it right or not at all.
>>34244597Are you a boy or a girl?
>>34244570Yes, or 65 kg, which is a lot at that height.
>>34244604not really? 22 is right in the middle of normal range. the chick in your picture looks fine. stop going to /thinspo/
>>34244604That woman doesn't look fat.
>>34244597What is this? Smokey and the Bandit?
>>34244604tummy...
>>34244603M>>34244610idk
>>34244598ntayou were 5'8" and over 200 iirc. not quite 36 but still obese
>>34244550What do you mean?
>>34244609https://mybodygallery.com/?height=173&minWeight=63&maxWeight=69
>>34244613She weighs 340 pounds.
>>34244604You just slap her a bit.
>>34244617really? holy shit lmao. and she says she "carries it well' kek
>>34244595yeah, good for her
>>34244597>what do i do with my handsGrope>what do i do with my mouthKiss
>>34244613My tits are average (2lbs each) and my ass is mega obese. (2xl) Wytb
I stop posting and the posts are all terrible, just awful
>>34244616this looks fat to you? fukken nutjob
>>34244617I weigh 240, nigger.
>>34244623Moscato, Rotwein, Weißwein, or sangria?
>>34244598>schizophrenia
>>34244591Not particularly. I don't dislike having the tiddy sucked but I won't ask for it.>>34244597I forget I have hands half the time during.Touch their hair, neck, face, back, ass, grab a boob or an upper arm. The mouth thing is kind of hard to explain. Either let them suck on your lower lip or gently do that to theirs but it's more complicated than that. You don't want to full on stick your tongue in their mouth kind of meet them in the middle.
For the women with dating experience, what's the closest you've been asked out around Valentine's Day?
>>34244631Can you do math? Or no?
>>34244583>Or a narcoman, drug addict?Toвapищ?
>>34244612Put your hands on her hips, the small of her back, or her butt.
>>34244638I can, but acting like I'm making shit up when you were the one posting it is cringe
>>34244607>normal rangeThe Western BMI range for "normal" is too large and has expanded over the years. Not saying that 22 BMI is fat or anything, but it's on the upper end of normal. And, personally, too fat for me.
>>34244629Riesling actually, but moscato is nice too.
>>34244629I don't practice sangria I don't kick no Spanish ballWell, I had a million bottlesBut I drank it all
>>34244614I don't know like have you ever seen a really big and well cared for horse and been like "holy shit that thing is prettier than me and could beat me to a pulp"
>>34244646Bet, just gotta learn how to do braids now.
>>34244649Still here ENTJ? Cool
I am only attracted to about 10% of women, exclusively. I don't even think about women i see around me sexuallyLife is Better with standards.
>>34244644well, i dont have an asian fetish so i can only say your preferences are gay and retarded
>>34244653We all lurk in the shadows.
>>342446550% of the women around you think about you sexually.
>>34244642Yes. You are making shit up about how I look like that because you are a chode that needs to lie about his dick legnth so much you can't measure around a woman.
>>34244653>gets kicked off the board >comes back because he has no friends Kek pray for VINSHU poo in your asshole vindaloo shitter
>>34244662I don't have to make up anything, I've seen the pics
>>34244656If you're not shitposting, I'm sorry that you were harassed by Rajesh.
>>34244665You've seen one pic and spammed it, liar.
>>34244663back to bed retarded sped
>>34244604>21Her face is aging really poorly for 21
>>34244627Look at her arms. Arms never lie. In her case, she has a wide pelvis and she is standing in a wide stance, while sucking her belly fat in. But also different people hold the same weight differently. Some women have really heavy bones!
Some hicktown in Detroit is having their water poisoned by me because my stupid ai wont perfectly generate what I’m describing. I’m running out of credits
>>34244671her arms look good, perfect amount of muscle, who wants a woman with gangly noodle arms
>>34244668I have seen many more than the one that got spammed here
Freien fans are fucking obnoxious, they're so desperate to convince me their Chinese cartoon is actually super based and hard core right wing for some reason
Girls would you date a man who practices sangria as his religion?
Need a fit, B cup korean fine shyt to be grinding on my bwc, reverse cowgirl
>>34244628How tall?
>>34244675Still lying.
>>342446825'8-9
>>34244676i hate all spammers. horse spammers, "men have dropped out" spammers. fat/bald. i am god. etc.what a fucking waste
I reach for my water (my current drink), hoping to gain something, anything by consuming the liquid. Some feeling of reward, or taste, or joy. But then it enters my mouth and it feels empty. Like I'm literally drinking nothing. I may as well be swallowing cold spit. I reluctantly swallow and grimace, staring at the remaining water I have left to drink. I know that every drink after will be the exact same. There's nothing there, there's no respite. I look for snack food to eat but there's nothing. I sit and stare at the computer feeling nothing and not having the energy or desire to create anything from that emptiness.I hate water so much its fucking unreal.
Women how different does nipple stimulation and clit stimulation feel?
>>34244689Brap
>>34244690You chose to drink that.Be upset at yourself.
Frieren is cute. Fern is hot. Any questions?
>>34244644The Asian BMI range for normal was reduced because Asians have higher BF% at lower BMI and are therefore at higher risk of heart disease. A 22 BMI is very average for a physically active person.
>>34244704>Will you marry indian moidI'm a black man... so no
>>34244639I am Russian! But they also call them that in Scandinavia too.
>>34244706Are you Steve Urkel?
>>34244124>Sis, they are literally racistsbased and cute :3
>>34244704I heard you guys were already married.
>>34244718You hurt my feelings for the last time.
>>34244707Haм cпaть-тo нe пopa? Ceгoдня нa paбoтy.
>>34244678I don’t know what that is
I'm grateful for my Russian ancestry. I am even more grateful they left before the Revolution.
>>34244728>I'm grateful for my Russian ancestryso you can look pale and sick all the time jej
>>34244485No. I like it
>>34244727Red wine mixed with fruit to be easier to drink in the summer. The punchline is that it sounds like Santeria, a Caribbean syncretic folk religion involving divination by convening with spirit and minor deities, animal sacrifice, and other weird, spooky stuff.
>>34244714Nah, more like CoryxKenshin
>>34244703Interesting, thanks. It's "healthy" but far from ideal in literally every way you look at it. It's not the BMI you'd want if you're aiming for "optimal" health, nor is it particularly beautiful either. There is no reason, outside of professional body building, that a woman should be 22 BMI.
Pale women are the most sexualized women.Do you agree?
>>34244728Hy oкeй, дpyжoк-пиpoжoк
how do i get a bigger dick?
>>34244741lmao
>>34244740Do you want a Asian gf?
>>34244726I don't have a job. I wish there was work here lol. Literally 3 cashier jobs in a city with a population over 1,000,000.
>>34244743They are when I'm around.
she never replied to my dm, but she still looks at my stories. wat mean?
>>34244750Do the same as the rest of your country and sell your body online.
>>34244741ntaOkay but...why care so much? If she's not fat, she's not fat. Retards like you are why the monster that is HAES became a thing.
>>34244750Кaк ты выживaeшь, лoл?
>>34244743I prefer tanned women
Women, what do you consider a "real man"?
>>34244761>>34244726You'll get banned if you don't speak English.Happened to me before too.
>>34244749I like women of all races, so sure
>>34244743depends where in the world you are
>>34244773Everywhere, but especially 4chan.
>>34244766Lol hilarious how one word set off 5 of them into trying to get the door open so they could beat the fuck out of her in a group, reverse lynching except for these monkeys it's over a word, not even a fake claim from a woman about rape, just a word.
>>34244766I wonder what the context is
>>34244768Fine, good night, sleep tight
>>34244739Oh. I don’t drink
>>34244778Incels get triggered similarly when you call them out.
>>34244773>All of Europe in the redEuromutt bros... not like this...>>34244780She yells the n word as the doors close.>>34244784Yep SDJ had to delete the post after being called out.
>>34244773Americans are degenerates and want to look like POCs for no reason.
>>34244787I’ve seen the video with audio. My question is what did the black folx do? It starts with them already yelling
>>34244789We don't know in cases like this black people activate their n word sense which works a lot like a Spidey-sense and it lets them know a minute beforehand when the n word will get used so they can pull out their phones and film it. Yes this is a real thing all black people can do btw, check the replies >Yes I am a black anon and this is real, we can all do this, remember that the next time you try to go on a racist rant in publicWatch.
where do i get one of those girls that love sniffing balls?
>>34244765at this point, I don't even know anymore
>>34244804On twitter
>>34244806That's a cat.
>>34244804from under the bridge
>>34244818that's clearly a chinese man
>>34244765i mean nobody wants to say it but almost all of the generic masculine, manly machismo shit. Just with the important caveat that you can't overdo it and that it MUST be authentic, being a naturally "beta" or anxious man trying to put on a character is absolutely hideous to women and they are more repulsed by that than basically anything.
>>34244765One that identify as one
>>34244373M Chevy EVI bought some Chevy branded rubber car mats as an impulse purchase one day even though I do not own a vehicle, nor will I be given a vehicle. I do not even even know how to drive. In order to justify my 30LB $50 purchase that I had to lug on a 10 mile walk home to my house, I need to own a Chevy EV.>>34244427Enemas, followed by drinking the resulting waste.>>34244468>female weaboos only like surface level fotm trashYeah like hetalia and touken ranbu
>>34243109Women, which man is more attractive to you?
>>34244833lower, I'm not a pedo
>>34244833somewhere in betweentheyre basically caricatures of each extreme
Where can I satisfy my lust for vietnamese women?
>>34244836Take a wild fucking guess.
broke up with my bf today, chat. what is the first thing i do?
>>34244833You'd think they would at least make minimal effort to conceal the fact that he is obviously on steroids, but I guess most people don't know they they turn users bright red.
>>34244843Post tits on /soc/ and link them here.
>>34244843>what is the first thing i do?Eat ice cream.
>>34244843Start pretending to like sex again so you can lure another man.
>>34244843find a guy way taller/hotter than himsuck him on camerasend your ex the video to crush his spirit into dust
>>34244833Neither is attractive to me
>>34244765>Women, what do you consider a "real man"?I know that anyone who describes himself as "a real man" is someone I don't want to date.
>>34244848This LOLWomen are so fucked
>>34244843Become a vtuber and become a statistic
>>34244841My wildest guess? Hm, maybe South Sudan?
>>34244843build a cozy home in minecraft
god, women are so hot
>>34244867Tru
Apparently two streamers broke up with each other after being together for 7 years. The dude had donated bone marrow and stayed with her while she was dying of cancer and she just dropped him because they “grew apart”. Holy fuck my sides lmaooo. Women are actually awful, poor simp
>>34244867sometimes
>>34244870I believe that's probably the cancer talking and she would like to go out like my ex did with drugs and rampant potentially disease spreading sex.
>>34244870What happened to the girl from the other day that was gifted a valentines drawing ftom her man that was some girl he had been talking to?
>>34244870This is why you don't commit to women.Just keep them at arms length but close enough that they get attached
>>34244870You're missing the best part. It's clear now that she already had a new guy lined up and he's basically the meme of the tall chad by comparison, even though the original guy was a world class talent at the game he played and made millions of dollars (that he spent on her chemo while donating his bone marrow to her)Shit is INSANELY cucked. Funny tho.
>>34244867Except for when they post their shit to get a dozen replies and don't reply to any of them.It's also always the same asshole who does that.
>>34244881You care way too much about some mentally ill shitshow chat room
>>34244867Except when they're butt fucking ugly as shiti see a hot woman maybe once a goddamn month
>>34244870>>34244880Remember boys, she's not your girl, it's just your turn
Whyy did I have to be born a guy when I could've been a cute girl living life on easy mode whyyyyy
>>34244889Because you decided to develop a penis.
>gf swears she's straight>she watches lesbian pornHow is this even possible?
>>34244890I fucking hate myself, what caused me to be so retarded?!?!! I don't understand!!
>>34244891We all do that
>>34244883Always with your shitty nihilism.
>>34244891All women are gynophilic by nature, that's why
>>34244891>wants his gf to get horny for another man's penisSo you're a cuck?
>>34244896It’s quite apt for this situation, no?
I wish I had a huge penis. Not out of any fear of performance or rejection either, I just think they're aesthetic and it would be fun to have a penis with like, real "heft" to it I guess. Anyone else have similar desires about their body that are kinda pointless? I'd also like to not have fingernails because managing them is annoying and I think nails in general are kind of a gross body part.
>>34244903Any man who says he wouldn't want a 4 foot cock because no woman could take it then is lying.
>>34244903I often wish I had an extra set of arms like Goro
>>34244900>wants his gf to get horny for another woman's pussySo you're a cuck?>>34244898>>34244895Sounds massively gay
>>34244833Is there a gun to my head? Because neither of these is working for me.
>>34244903I think it would be sick to have a prehensile tail and for my big toes to work like thumbs but no not exactly like that. I wish my boobs were perkier but that is a performance issue for me.
>>34244919Was humanity a mistake, were we better off as Monke?
>>34244926yes, yes
>>34244891I want to see a woman orgasming and that never happens in straight porn
>>34244907Why would anyone want a cock that big? You couldn't even go out in public.
>>34244926Probably.Like dogs that are too smart for their own good we get into things and either destroy them or accidentally kill ourselves.
>>34244903I wanna be Kevin Costner in Waterworld.Very underrated movie btw.
>>34244907>>34244930I knew a guy who's DnD character was a dwarf who's dick dragged on the ground. I think he's being serious lol.
>>34244894Idk, probably your parents.
Men, would you be grossed out if a woman asked you to lick her armpits? I mean as a part of foreplay and maybe also during the sex proper, if we're doing a position that allows it.I really want it but I'm too scared to ask
>>34244939No, that would be fun.
>>34244907No, I feel like that'd be sort of the opposite issue; instead of it not having any heft it or presence it would be an active nuisance and hinderance to my daily life, which would be awful.
>>34244934Balding?
>>34244939I'd lick wherever she wanted me to on her body, assuming the area was clean.
>>34244903I wish to be more androgynous
>>34244939I would be down 100%
>>34244939nah not really
Men who say they would lick pits have never smelled mine
>>34244947>doing this on carpetVile.
>>34244949yeah
>>34244949Nah I actually understand. There's definitely a hard line where the sexual appeal of "musk" and body odor becomes outright sour and repulsive. unfortunately I am well acquainted with it
>>34244867She certainly is. Her. Sigh
>>34244930A medical disability where the government pays me to stay home? SIGN ME UP.
>>34244949>stinky femcel
>>34244949Yeah. That's why I added the stipulation "assuming the area was clean".
>>34244903I wish I had a gigantic penis so that I wouldn't feel too bad about not having sex or relationships.I'm already not having sex or relationships right now, but at least if my penis was too big for any woman's vagina then I would have a good excuse for no sex and no relationships.
>>34244954Like asiago and onions shoved in a sweaty crevice >>34244958>stinkyabsolutely >femcelHardly. I smell ok for a few hours after showering if I ate well that day.
>>34244889Hey man if you want to live my childhood where I got bullied and abused by males, then go right ahead.
>>34244954You might just be a sissy, my chad himbo ex had no issue huffing my stale hairy pits and ass before my weekly shower
>>34244958nons, im in the shower and crying harder than i have all week
>>34244962You're the only one who did. I felt personally responsible for tempering the eagerness of the other 2 lol.
>>34244937the one problem with this theory is it ignores just how pacifying pornography and other artifacts of slop culture actually are. you need to rip the band-aid off completely for men to do anything
>>34244966If your chad himbo ex likes the taste of shit and sour dairy products, be my guest. The buffet's all for him, that shit is revolting.
>>34244966>femcel's sick fantasies hours
>>34244939Protip: Don't just jump straight to what you want if it feels too outlandish. Work your way up to it. Like start off by having your bf just kiss your pit while you're taking a shower together, and then gauge his reaction to it.
>>34244967>>34244964Manhands
>>34244967Why are you phoneposting in the shower?
>>34244939>>34244949Sounds tasty
>>34244966Quit stealing my (you)s Rude>>34244975I'm only the second response. Am I not allowed to smell terrible just because I'm female? I shower every other day in the winter like a normal person.
All the femanons talking about cum earlier has me feeling a type of way.
girls how long can you ride a dick before you get tired
Women does the male form arouse?
>>34244981i cant feel anything here
WomenHow long after marriage do you plan to keep up the ruse that you like sex? When will you decide that you have him sufficiently locked down so that you can finally give up the lie? Being all "I'm just not a sexual person" and "I'm just too tired" and such?
>>34244982An embarrassingly short amount of timeEh actually it depends on the speed I'm trying to go.
>>34244981Being Turned on by Cum is GayYou Are a Homosexual
>>34244980>terribleWhy the fuck do you smell terrible?
>>34244987so you can't even ride yourself to completion? embarrassing
Wish I had a stinky hairy armpit femcel.
>>34244971Fermented milk products taste great. Your being a picky eater would explain the aversion though. Arousal all but turns off disgust and most men get aroused when shown a cunt, even if it's a very swampy unwashed cunt>>34244972It's a male fantasy, I'm just a rare enabler>>34244980Your take was delusional, men will literally try to force their tongues up your ass and get all sulky if you ask to pause the action and take a shower first
>>34244980>every other dayyuck
>>34244983His™ form does>>34244989I just do. Particularly when I wake up in the morning drenched in sweat because my blood sugar tanked while I was sleeping. I had to get prescription deodorant as a teenager something is medically wrong with me.
>>34244984Unfortunate
>>34244991I couldn't even if I did have the stamina. Focusing enough to have the muscle control in my legs makes it so I can't cum. >>34244995What are you doing that's making you sweat so much in the winter? If I showered every day in the winter all my skin would dry up and flake off.
>>34244903I wish I could believe women when they claim dick size doesn't truly matter
>>34244986I'll have sex as long as he gives me orgasms, could be a day or a decade depending on the man
>>34245000i was just joshingi live in the south so its still humid in the winter so theres no adverse effects for mei could just be tuff
>>34245001even if you cant believe them, why careyou're never gonna be as tall or strong or smart or hot or whatever as someone else, dick size is just another thing to throw in the pile. its not the end of the world
Femanons, what are some unusual places you've had sex?
>>34245008National park(s)Behind a Wendy's
>>34245008At the inlaws or in the bathroom. I doubt it gets more exciting than that outside of porn.
>>34245013>>34245014The duality of woman
>>34244978because. technology.
>>34244875woh, bv lore
>>34245007Well I am sufficiently tall enough for most women (6'2) but just 5 inchesThe other stuff doesn't matter a whole ton but can't fake size
>>34245020Posting from the bath makes more sense. I can understand bathposters, but showerposters just scare me. One day a reckoning may come when that phone simply stops working.
>>34245025i mean as long as it gets hard and stays hard 5" is completely fine, if you cant make a girl curl her toes and go nuts with that you're legitimately just doing something wrong, that is not a size issue. maybe equating it to size makes the nature of sex just seem simpler and more straightforward but it's flatly false
>talking to girl>she ghosts me for like 3 or 4 days >suddenly she randomly comes back Approximately how long should I ghost her before talking to her again?
Shut up, bitch. *plap plap plap*
>>34245013>National park(s)Kino>Behind a Wendy'sY-you know you were probably on camera, right?>>34245014>At the inlaws or in the bathroom. I doubt it gets more exciting than that outside of porn.Like a public bathroom?
>>34245027It's more about the invisible line that exists in your partner's brain, and how you never know when you're going to cross that line. There are times in a relationship when the bond is strong and anything can be overcome, and there are times in a relationship when the bond is weak, and in those weak times having a subpar penis pushes her just a little bit closer to the line where she loses her respect and affection for you, and where that penis becomes ammunition against you. Love can't be quantified by any math that we know in our conscious brains, but the unconscious brain keeps the score.
>>34245034>camera Nah, in the treeline
>>34245008Graveyard. Roof (not a flat one). A ball pit
>>34245037you're too in your own head man, your dick size does not matter nearly that much to where it could be a real decider in whether your real connection with a person dies. if that happens, either you are doing something tremendously wrong as a boyfriend/husband, or you married/dated an absolute retarded skank. you seriously need to get out of your own head
>>34245008Beach and lakeside.
>>34245041>ball pit How does that even work
>>34244986Probably as long as I'm supplementing with these beef pills because they're giving me testosterone and making me hornier.
>>34244982I can make the bed go across the room.
>>34245044You end up at the bottom, it feels like a workout and it’s very noisy.
I'm so sad I'm so scared how do I feel normal
>>34245053Have you thought about meditation?
>>34245053This isn't gioyc. Fuck off.
>>34245053I second this. Any advice is greatly appreciated.
>>34245043On the sand?
>>34245053plap
>>34245053
How do I find a woman who makes me feel like this song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7ynnRnQHLw
>>34245059A safe space with some breathing techniques usually helps.
>>34245041Lol, those all sound uncomfortable. Graveyard is a fantasy of mine though. Were either of you goth?
>>34245055Yes I think it helps a little, but I'm not good at it yet>>34245056I asked a question>>34245059Help us!>>34245067Those help but then I finish and I realize I'm still me or still in my situation and just regress instantly
>>34245052Interesting. Thank you for this information.
>>34245070Don't be so vague, be concrete.
>>34245080About which part?
