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Plap desu
The same way people can smell the alcohol on your breath.I can smell the pedophilia on your breath.You have been to Pedophile Island. Haven't you, you disgusting piece of shit?
>>34254992nah bruv, I got me foreskin
>>34254992No mommy
Where do I meet CLINGY GF
>>34254992Yes I've been to Manhattan. Why do you ask?
I want a Jewish boyfriend.
Fucking Femanons! How much effort and time do you put into preparing your snizz before a date? Do you take a long bath or shower to groom or go get something done professionally?
Femtardswere any of you homeschooled? Any positive experiences to share?
>>34255005I love reading your posts with some exaggerated Russian accent in my head
>>34254981>Is /atoga/ in full seethe, pissing & sharting mode because Valentine's Day is near?No, we have a bunch of incels going ham on everything and everybody 2 or 3 times a week. Probably when they are boyvulating in sync.Friday the 13th is this week btw.
>Tomorrow's Friday the 13thState gender and what is the best Friday the 13th movie
>>34255016die hard
just like how a fat person is fat because of their choices, a cheated on person is cheated on because of their choices.and both are red flags.
why girls are so cold
>>34255013It’s my dads birthday
>>34255021>Choosing to eat too much and getting together with a person should be judged the same way>>34255024Because men blame women whenever men do bad things to women.
>>34255016MMy life.And The Shining.
>>34255021Me and whom
>>34255024They have less muscle mass and therefore create less heat
>>34255004M, Jewish You should stick with your own peoples. White Power, Black Power, or whatever.
>>34255004I hide that I'm Jewish because I don't enjoy getting into conversations about Israeli politics.(Disband all settlements, arrest all settlers.)
Name 1-3 pornstars/e-girls (You) think are underrated.Bonus if you include what's cool about them.
>>34255002Where do I meet cat boy bf?Anons did you know today was hug day?
>>34255026>Because men blame women whenever men do bad things to women.foid runs headfirst, naked, into a den of wolves to be bitten and blames the men who stood outside and told her not to go
>>34255043Can you think about anything other than porn nigga
>>34255043ki, vamp, kennedi
Ugly touch starved women who desperately want the touch of a moid, would you rather be hugged by an ugly moid or not hugged at all
>>34255046Exactly, men are mentally incapable of thinking deeply about the choices they make and the actions they choose to do. Men don't need to take accountability for anything whatsoever.
How do I find a girlfriend as loyal as Conor McGregor's wife? She stuck with him when he was a NEET and let him fuck other women.
>>34255049>kiFull name?
>>34255055Be rich with an airtight prenup
>>34255055Beat her and make her scared of you
>>34255053The obvious solution is to give men power over women again and for men to not let women make any decisions for themselves.And the only choice women make - picking a man - should therefore be made by a man. Her father or oldest brother.
>>34255053>all men are wolves because I've only bared my skank ass to the wolvesfoid using all of her intellect
>>34255045Hello Cat Poster, I'm glad you're alive and you survived the worst of winter. Shovel much snow this year?
>>34255053NTA. How do I get a misandrist gf?
>>34255045people say I remind them of a cat, but I'm not sure how to take it
>>34255063But how can men make the proper choices for women when they're so mentally retarded that they're incapable of thinking through their choices actions and thus can't take accountability for them?>>34255064Yes typical male. Mentally retarded, has no ability to think about the choices, decisions, or actions he takes. Sounds misandrist as fuck, but if men say it, it must be so.
>>34255057fuck if i know
>>34255065Oh yeah. Shoveling snow is wonderful when you live on a hill. What about you anon?
>>34255021>a cheated on person is cheated on because of their choices.I'd be okay if my girl cheated on me with a BBC because I understand women got needs. Anything else would just hurt because it means she is emotionally cheating.
>>34255045I did, but sadly no hugs. Do you mean catboy in a kink way, or a boy who has cats?
>>34255076I only slipped while getting the mail once, and my car only slid on the streets thrice, but apart from that I was able to stay indoors and ignore the whole thing.
>>34255043my favorite egirl was severely underrated then she got a boobjob now she's overrated...
Why do American men is favoring playing video games instead playing pussy?
>>34255079I would have to ask the permission of his cats before he did any feline kink stuff.
>>34255073You know what I agree. Men who fall for such blatant bait clearly have nothing going on inside their heads.
Why do mens faces get wider as they get older
>>34255088>Pointing out my bad logic is bait
>>34255084Video games are binary and easy. Women are scum
>>34255073If your daddy or brother loves you, and i'm sure they do, then they are going to choose what's best for you, Simple as.Who hurt you and how btw?
>>34255081It’s time for you to invest in a new pair of boots.
>>34255084Video games, porn, and weed won't nag me, lie to me, and talk about me behind my back.
>>34255089Face stretching routines
>>34255093>If your daddy or brother loves you, and i'm sure they do, then they are going to choose what's best for you, Simple as.That logic doesn't work if those men don't know the experience of being a woman and being in a relationship with a man.
>>34255021bless that clip. never seen a more accurate depiction of what it's like when a gf gets caught being a whore
>>34255091You started it mahnigga
>>34255094IN THIS ECONOMY??
>>34255103No actually it was you who started it when you decided to pull out your incel bullshit. You don't get to shovel shit over my fence and then cry when I shovel that shit back at you.
>>34255099They have an experience of being preadatory with women, knowing men who are predatory with women and what are men like that like.So way more qualified than women to make decisions.
>>34255073>But how can men make the proper choices for women when they're so mentally retarded that they're incapable of thinking through their choices actions and thus can't take accountability for them?>Yes typical male. Mentally retarded, has no ability to think about the choices, decisions, or actions he takesWhat about dudes like Hannibal Barca or Saladin, with their multiple layers of plans and contingencies?
>>34255052You should kill ugly women
>>34255084american women have decided to be absolute trash.
State genderHave you ever played with that pussy like peekaboo?
What percentage of girls enjoy getting spanked?
>>34255108I'm just now jumping into this convo Mr femcel bot but I believe >>34255026 was your post
>>34255110Would that not make them more biased towards predatory men if they're predatory themselves?>>34255111I'm just following the logic males are giving me in this thread.
>>34255085I'll take that as a both, lol.
>>34255084>Why do American men is favoring playing video games instead playing pussy?
Moids please tell me you are not one of the many men I saw buying last minute guesses for their partners today. Fellow femanons what do you think of receiving a gift card for love day?
>>34255112Why. They don't deserve that.
>>34255005I think I pay more attention to my exfoliation and moisturizing routine than snatch specific work other than a scrub and a trim.>>34255115When it's a comedic level of force and not an actually painful one sure
>>34255089Women sitting on our faces
>>34255113Based kid.What would have made him even more based was if he beat the slut right there in front of the camera and spit on her.That should be done to her.Another example of a man making a great decision and a woman making a bad decision.
>>34255120I guess... I guess not.
>>34255116Yeah I was insulting incel victim blaming logic, and somehow that's bait but not the victim blaming.
>>34255120I have never had a woman to buy things for. Except my mom I guess
>>34255122I want to exert a reasonable level of force.
>>342551150%
>>34255113Is gen alpha going to live up to their name?
Who do white men hate more, white women or black women?
>>34255107Aight I’ll consider it for next winter.>>34255115As a child I thought it was hilarious.
>>34255127Sure it's also bait but you're a retard for falling for it. Two monkeys throwing shit at each other.
>>34255120>last minute guessesWhat?
Don’t let the days go by
>>34255133Luv me white women but black women are kinda ugly. Don't hate them but don't feel anything for them either.
>>34255117No, because even if predatory men love certain women, they won't be preadatory with women they love.And if your father and brothers are predatory, they know what predatory men are like, so they know how to pick a better one for you and not let you pick the predatory one.
>>34255133Themselves.
>>34255133The only thing I hate anymore is myself and even that’s getting better
>>34255133You.
>>34254976Are you A FebFem?
>>34255137You ever see a guy walk into the store and wander aimlessly because they don’t know what their wife wants? I mean there is a card and flowers…If they are married and can’t pick out a gift I worry
>>34255142...You're a troll. Only a troll would think this is logical and makes sense.
>>34255120If I had a foid I wouldn't do anything special for valentine's day 2bhBirthdays and anniversaries I understand but why the fuck would we give any attention to a random Christian feast day?
I'm going to spend another valentines drinking, shlicking and watching anime
Just saw a femcel in the wild
>>34255133I hate jews the most and raisinskins and I hate the shabbos goy rightoid cuckolds, that would rather blame White women for what jews have done through institutional power with White societies for past century, while acting coy and retarded about it.
>>34255092Bruh, I've played ikaruga
>>34255147I'm not sexually attracted to women.
>>34255016>>Tomorrow's Friday the 13th>State gender and what is the best Friday the 13th movieJason X, Jason goes to hell, Freddy v Jason
Gifts are kinda scary 2bh. You're telling me every year I gotta pick out new unique thoughtful personalized shit several times a year or they'll be disappointed, and I gotta do that for multiple years, for multiple people? You're asking too much of my tiny brain.
>>34255152Good question.
>>34255132gen alpha is absolutely crazy. you thought millenials were bitter because they're products of Boomer divorcedom peak, the zoomies in the middle playing this game of tiktok girlthot trend and anxiety-ridden moids trying to keep up for a crumb of that disinterested pussy, but get down to gen alpha the gender division is EXTREME. the gen alpha foids are chasing the moids around screaming sexual obscenities like "rizzler in my pussy!" and the gen alpha moids want absolutely nothing to do with it.
>>34255155How do you know?
>>34255155What'd she look like Did you ask her out
>>34255164NtaYou just know.
What should I give my moid on valentines?Other than a blowjob
>>34255151Why doesn't it make sense. What about what I said, doesn't make sense?Predatory men know what other predatory men are like.Predatory men still love and care about some women, such as their mothers, wives and daughters.If they could choose for their daughters, they wouldn't let them go for other predatory men.Simple as
>>34255166also nta, but this
>>34255021Why didnt he just spank her with his chancla or belt
>>34255167Firearm
>>34255154I'm envious of how women can masturbate while drunk.
>>34255167You should give me one thousand dollars.
>>34255164She looked very unhappy, couldn’t maintain eye contact, was very terse, and she’s like that every time anyone serves her >>34255165Blonde, very pretty, unfortunately I hate women so no
>>34255168Yes, rapists are really kind and love the women they abuse. I bet you're on a sex offender's list.
>>34255161That’s ok anon. Sometimes I just get frustrated with love day because I work in a store and every holiday gets its own display.
>>34255176Sounds like a femcel I know. I should ask her out.
>>34255167not trying to block a moid from getting a bj, but honestly every single romantic event/holiday like that in my life I would have preferred nothing other than a bit of hot food and a few moments getting a back massage.
>>34255159So essentially 4b or volcel?
>>34255178Does your dad molest you or something or what are you even trying to convey at this point?
>>34255168>Predatory men still love and care about some women, such as their mothers, wives and daughters.NTAYou are incredibly delusional.
>>34255180Where are you people meeting blonde, beautiful femcels
>>34255176I wish I could "serve her"
>>34255130If it stings but doesn't make my eyes water is the line essentially
>>34255167why would a blowjob be a gift, do you dislike sucking his cock and he likes it a lot? that's kinda sad
>>34255186I’m the original anon and I work retail so I meet people every day. Consider the outdoors >>34255189I don’t, she’s a vibe killer
>>34255186I'm just a femcel magnet I think
>>34255185I bet most of you would call me predatory, yet I love my mother and my sister and I used to love a woman.
>>34255193>Consider the outdoorsnormies get out
>>34255122As slightly hollow hand position makes it more comfortable for you.I also like mixing it up with some groping.
>>34255021Why didn't he just strip her of all worldly possessions and kick her out the door? No reason to keep a diseased dog, nor much reason to beat it up first.
>>34255192>why would a blowjob be a giftwhy not>do you dislike sucking his cockno
>>34255176>She looked very unhappy, couldn’t maintain eye contact, was very terse>very prettyAre you sure she's not just stuck up?
>>34255196You forgot the part where I said I hate women
>>34255167Do women give gifts to their bfs on valentine's day?I wouldn't like that 2bh
>>34255120If the gift card comes with an explanation like "I wanted to get you a specific thing but there are 8,000 options and I couldn't ask you clarifying questions without ruining the surprise"My dad hand draws me "gift cards" for a specific item (like a bong lol) and then takes me shopping. I don't hate that.
>>34255167One bitcoin
>>34255200Yeah, stuck up women will yap if they get the chance to talk about themselves, thy also dress and walk a certain way. This girl is just miserable
Don't take this the wrong way, but you look like you fuck your pets.
>>34255198>love isn't just something you can switch from channel to channel>Pleasehe still loves her
>>34255208Then he gets what he fucking deserves
>>34255183Does not fucking always give you a special label? How many months or years do you have to go fuckless?I'm not against having sex, I just can't be bothered to epilate and research dating app murder rates and safety systems and whatever else I'd need to figure out and set up.
>>34255207Kind of insensitive to call her a dog but yeah I did fuck your mom
>>34255201Still a normie. What, you think gangbangers and muslims are truecels?
>>34255210How old are you?
>>34255190That sounds reasonable to me
I'm tempted to go to a bar and flirt with some moids on valentines
>>34255167You get new a underwear set in a color he's said he likes on you. Is there anything he's said he wants? I keep a list of random things he mentions for birthday present ideas I would just use one of those.
>>34255163What are you talking about? Isn't gen alpha like five years old?
>>34255212Heh, you got me. This normie mask works pretty good
>>34255215They're gonna grope you. Do you want your tits groped by strange older men.
>>34255167Bounce on it. And cook him something.
>>34255217gen alpha is now driving cars but not yet adults
>>34255215C-can I b-buy you a drink, femanon?
>>34255207Anon I would never violate a cat or any other animal
>>34255215People still go to bars?
post hands
>>34255225Only old people, blacks, and degenerate whores
>>3425521330. Was in a relationship 19-27.
>>34255228nta>Thinking bars are degeneratewat
>>34255217They're turning 15 this year
>>34255167>What should I give my moid on valentines?>Other than a blowjobGive him food. Clean his clothes.
>>34255225>>34255228That's what inceldom boils down to -incels being too pussy to approach women.
>>3425523116.
>>34255163looks like waiting a generation was a good idea after all. It's my time to shine men
I think i would find any love language annoying 2bh
>>34255220>Bounce on itExtremely exhausting>And cook him somethingWould pasta be okay?>>34255216>You get new a underwear set in a color he's said he likes on you. If I do it now, right before the valentines, everybody in the shop will know exactly what I'm doing and judge me for it>>34255181I can try to massage him but it really seems like a foreplay to foreplay
>>34255237>I can try to massage him but it really seems like a foreplay to foreplaythis is why moids go a lifetime with back pain. women literally cannot touch a guy's back muscles without going for sex
>>34255233Why would I approach a bar slut? I have no interest in casual sex.
>>34255230What?>>34255233Not a shred of compassion in your golem skull
>>34255223based animal kingdom enjoyer
>>34255236>hate spending time together>hate gifts and compliments>hate people cleaning my house>hate getting my dick suckedYou know you don't have to be in a relationship
>>34255239Then have a social life and approach one of your female friends in your social circle.If you don't have that, then try to get even bigger sluts at tinder - where 90% of accounts are fake or inactive and the other 10% is obese whales that won't pick you anyway and/or are whores.
>>34255237>will know exactly what I'm doing and judge me for itWhy do you care
>>34255225Yes. Meeting moids irl is much more exciting than dating apps>>34255239I'm NOT a slut
Do men value women or men more than men or women or do women value men or women more than women or men, and if so, should they? State gender.
>>34255247>I'm NOT a slutFemanon, you said you're going to a bar with the intention of flirting.
>>34255167I'm going to give my moid 20 packs of condoms. I think that's a very funny joke
>>34255210Those terms I used are ideological commitments to celibacy. I suppose heteropessimist could apply, but that seems to be most straights in current year.
Do girls really know when a guy like them? and most importantly when it's a 29 years old kissless virgin guy?
>>34255251Are your moids neglecting you are why are you here?
>>34255239I've never seen an incel at a bar before
>>34255237>everybody in the shop will know exactly what I'm doing and judge me for itHaving SEX? With a MOID?Do you avoid eye contact with the cashier if you buy condoms or lube or something?
>>34255251do this but make sure the condoms are too small then have them tear while you try putting them on and go oops tee-hee it seems like your dick is too big I guess we won't use a condom this time. then brace yourself
>>34255231>>34255234Not every source gives the same answer
It's funny, everyone knows foid is short for femoid, but while I've seen moid I've literally never seen maleoid.
>>34255249Cannot read this
>>34255249MI know she is NerdBait but I just want a nerdy cute GF to tease me while we play Warhammer, is that so much to ask?
>>34255243I knowI just hate feeling like a freak for not being able to enjoy typical human experiences
The "news" that twitter shows me is always the dumbest shit ever.
>>34255249I'm too literate to respond to this post.>picShe is trying suspiciously hard, if I met her I would think she's either from Project Veritas or is trying to get me to sign something.
>>34255237Noooo! You can't have sexo with your boyfrienderino! You're supposed to be a femcelerino! (Or should it be femcelerina?)
>>34255249To whom does this donk belong?
>>34255265Why are male goths never as cool as the female ones?
If I had a foid I would want her to spend a normal day with me but just be naked
>>34255274Did you know that the tractor goth is streaming today for the first time after like a year hiatus?
If I had a foid I'd feed her.
>>34255237>JH is worried about catty women knowing she has sexWasn't on my bingo card 2bh
>>34255249
>>34255279Gutknot?
>>34255045Sorry babe I'm already taken (me and my gf)
>>34255286One and the same.
>>34255277Girls leak, anon. You'll end up with pussy juice on everything.
>>34255290They're not snails, anon.
>>34255274Goths are Spooky Nerds.
>>34255265>Why am I getting e celeb drama on my e celeb platform
Why does every man like having women stomp their athletic, sinewy, well-muscled bare feet all over his face and gonads?
If I had a foid I'd knead her (back with my hands (massage))
>>34255290I already wanted itYou didn't need to sell it
>>34255295It's almost like you're fishing for this image as a reply.
>>34255294no
>>34255300Me and her backPlap plap plap get relaxed get relaxed
So Foids are planning to slut it up the next couple of days?
imagine being loved by someone of the other gender
My success in the recent wordles has surged
>>34255306Men can't feel love, they literally say they're in love "in love" with some big titted stranger they've seen 10 times and never spoken with
>>34255265>ChibiIs he the "I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet" guy?
>>34255306Awful experience
>>34255312And women will be in love with some 6'5 jock whom they've never spoken to either
>>34255194Why
>>34255312In love with the money I ain't ever letting go
>>34255312>"Men can't feel love">from the species who end relationships if a moid cries when a relative dies
>>34255312That's not true. I've only ever actually even said that I love 1 (mmmaaaaybe 2?) of the girls I've dated, and on the other ones I broke up with them rather than lying about it.
>>34255316I got that vibe they love I guess. And I like listening to them talk about stupid shit.
would you sell your soul to satán in orden to accomplish all your dreams?
Why do I love this clip so much?I can't stop watching it.
>>34255315Honestly not possible.
>>34255312>I fear I won't find someone else who will love me as much as you do>my ex after the breakup>men can't feel love>atoga foidwomen are just all sorts of wicked, hum.
Why are these evil Foids doing this to this innocent dude?
>>34255294Most of us aren't footfags. Love me some wheyfus though
>>34255331Why's she making that face. Is she like mmmg I can't wait to fuck this dude or is she like rrrgh I can't believe I have to fuck this dude.
>>34255327you suffer from animu retardation I guess?
>>34255325lif one of my dreams is to happily enjoy my eternal afterlife in heaven, then are there any drawbacks
>>34255331Is that the Aussie chick that's always in youtube shorts?
>>342553316 women and 1 guy, how does this even work? There is just no way he can satisfy all of them!
I'm not a footage BUT I don't think I can obviously appreciate a woman's feet like any other part of her body without her getting all weirded out because footfags made it weird.
>>34255332nta but I also love wheyfus. would lap honey off their body
>>34255333Checked, I guess I'm not that autistic because I thought the same thing. She's got the ick.Why are the rest blurred?
>>34255340Maybe he has a 9 inch bbc
>>34255341As a Floridian, I'm not sure if I have terrible luck since I'm not a footfag, or I'm not a footfag because I live in Florida.
>>34255343Because they're not pro porn stars I guess and the chick on the far right is engaged it seems. Fwiw she's an actual autist so maybe she just doesn't know how to make facial expressions.
>>34255340What if they feed him viagra, and punch him any time he stops licking?
>>34255343Because aella is probably a sex trafficker selling girls to sf tech dorks. Epstein penetrating intellectual circles doesn't sound so crazy when you realize most of them are socially inepts
It's almost 8:30 time to turn in for the night
>>34255325No i need that
GirlsThere’s a girl I’ve been on a date with and we have a second date scheduled I want to see her before the second date though but I don’t have a lot of free time if it extends (our first date went on for hours and it was great) Would it be bad to invite her out for coffee or something just for an hour or 2, or is that just a silly waste of time that kills the vibe and I should just wait for the actual date so I don’t need to feel like I’m rushing anything.
>>34255353For what
>>34255255What do you call an incel at a bar?Anything you want, he won't do shit!
>>34255352Who the fuck goes to sleep at 8 30
>>34255352Unfortunately people gave all of societies money to billionaires so you can't have this. Oh well.
>>34255352its just night
>>34255354>set a date and then move it forward hastilyThis is why Afghanistan fell.
Girls, if you found out a guy only masturbates to bikini pictures and doesn't like hardcore porn, would you think that's cute?
>>34255356Kek
>>34255355Without it I’d be incomplete and easily become lost
Women how would you feel if your boyfriend called your pussy "cute"
>>34255356ayyyo
>>34255367Adding to this, what if a guy called your boobs cute?
>>34255366No I mean what are you currently using it for
>>34255364Not really.
>>34255367How can a pussy be cute?
>>34255367...Huh, now I understand why men don't want their penises called cute. I get it now.
>>34255329>Honestly not possible.Lol
>>34255376Right?
>>34255371Magic spells
Women, if you reconnected with an Ex that you hadn't even spoken to in 10 years, what is your motivation behind it?
>>34255376How do you want your pussy to be described then?
>>34255376I don't get it. Cute implies small. A small penis is bad. But if a pussy is small then it's probably tight, which is good. A cute pussy is good.
>>34255376What if he called your pussy slutty and wet?
>tfw small hands, short slender fingersNot even being white makes up for this, it's overWomen, what is the procedure for properly apologising for my existence
>>34255382I don't know, but "cute" is just weird to me. Honestly it's hard to think of good descriptive terms for a vagina.
>>34255386You want it to be called tight?
>>34255374NTA. They just are.
>>34255379Are you using it to love anyone. Something tells me you don't have anyone to love.
>>34255386>I don't knowWe're describing a pussy, not picking a restaurant.
>>34255383>if a pussy is small then it's probably tightBruh
The best descriptor of a pussy is harrowing
>>34255389I-I guess? I don't know, vaginas are just kinda..."there" for me, so I don't really know a way I'd like mine to be referred beyond just not negatively.
>>34255385Becoming a paypiggy
Ok what if he said "babe your pussy is so fire"
>>34255356>What do you call an incel at a bar?>Anything you want, he won't do shit!Lol. They are very mouthy when they're out of reach.
>>34255398I refuse to give women money unless there is the direct expectation of sex
>>34255392Actually I love two people so maybe that threw you off
Ok it's gonna get better right?
>>34255083>my favorite egirl was severely underrated then she got a boobjob now she's overrated...I hate boobjobs so much it's unreal
>>34255281Fix your radar.
>>34255402How many hookers have you fucked?
>>34255406What is
It was a Jewish doctor
>>34255410Oh, right, i forgot you're shameless.>>34255413Stalin, is that you?
>>34255413Dun dun duuuuun
Femanons, does your pussy have a nickname?Would you like your bf to give it one?
>>34255411Maybe a dozen? It's a lot less doable after covid pushed the 5+/10s straight to onlyfags where they realised they never had to touch anyone ever again and the remainders shot their prices up hundreds of dollars
Guys, don't let Latinas get away with this! Don't le them lean into their Toxica. Fucking check your bitch if she comes at you like this.
>>34255406Anon, there's probably at least one baby in a billionaire's digestive tract at this very moment.
>>34255083Who?
>>34255418Booooring
>>34255417Are you the anon with eproctophilia?
>>34255414My shame is deep and destructive, but also reasonable.
>>34255305No
>>34255418Stop dating latrinas. The only brown women worth dating are Mediterraneans
>>34255418What?The video is right, that's literally why people want them.Enjoy your white woman ambien riddled white women (american-white, EE women are capable of demonstrating emotions) who just float through life and feel nothing towards anything.For women to feel loyalty they have to be able to feel anything in the first place, which precludes american white women.
>>34255423I had to google that so I can confidently say no
>>34255426>MediterraneansThey're racists unironically
>>34255418>don't let Latinas get away with this! Don't le them lean into their ToxicaThat's where the X in latinx comes from.
What’s the worst prepared food item? (Pre shredded cheese, bagged salad, that type of thing)
>>34255431Jarlic.(I have several jars.)
>>34255429As they should, literal angels walking among orcs
>>34255432Okay Kenji. We get it, it's bad.
>>34255305hell yeah! glad vday is on a weekend!
>>34255431frozen microwaveable omelettes.
>>34255431Premade cake and pastry mixes
>>34255433You mean literal orcs walking amongst angels
>>34255433>As they should, literal angels walking among orcsThis is how I feel about women
>>34255431Chef Boyardee. That shit's rancid.
Why is every American man has beard like lumberjack, but he never chopped tree in life? Only wood he split in Minecraft. He works in office, typing on computer about startups or crypto. Beard is fake tough, like putting tattoo of dragon but scared of spider.
>>34255427>Enjoy your white woman ambien riddled white womenAnon, is proofreading your posts really too much to ask?
Aw shit I got a headrush
>>34255441Kek who remembers those days?
>>34255444I have no beard but I’ve cut trees, what do I win
>>34255445Yes. But thanks for asking.
American dating is like game show, full of rules and apps but no prize. American man? He swipes right on app, sends message like "Hey, what's up?" What is up? Ceiling? Sky? Be specific! Then, if you reply, he asks "What are you looking for?" Like shopping list. I look for love, maybe marriage, not just Netflix and chill. But oh no, American man wants "casual." Casual what? Casual like jeans? No commitment, just fun. Fun for who? For him, maybe, but woman ends up with broken heart and empty fridge because he never cooks.
American man says "Let's grab coffee, keep it low-key." Low-key? Like music note? He means cheap, I think. Afraid to spend money if not sure. Then he talks about himself whole time. Job, car, dramas of ex-girlfriends. "My ex was crazy." All exes are crazy, it seems. Maybe you are the crazy maker?
>>34255452> What is up? Ceiling? Sky? Be specific!What did Schopenhauer mean by this
What's the worst song you unironically like anyway?For me it's probably the nightcore version of rockefeller street.
>>34255456>What is up?Hard dicks and helicopters
>>34255340Two of them suck his dick and balls, one rims him, one lets him suck the titties, one gives a foot massage, and the last person dirty talks in his ear.
>>34255444>he never chopped tree in lifeCan we just ban posters from the country, please?
>>34255452“What are you looking for” is the surest way to weed out bullshit. Time is valuable. It’s a lot less frustrating if something doesn’t work out versus being strung along.
>>34255354Don't do it>>34255364No I'd find it kind of weird actually >>34255367Indifferent
American men are so polite, but fake polite. "How are you?" But he doesn't wait for answer. In my country, if ask how are you, prepare for hour story about health, weather, government. But American man smiles with teeth too white, like from toothpaste ad, and says Awesome! Everything is awesome. Date awesome, weather awesome, even bad movie awesome. Why not say truth? This coffee tastes like dirty water. No, must be positive. Positive thinking, like from self-help books. In my country, we complain, it bonds us. Life is hard, but together we strong. American man reads book like "How to Win Friends" and thinks dating is business meeting. He networks on date. "What do you do?" Not "Who are you?" Soul? No, career first. If you say "I am artist," he asks "But how you monetize?" Monetize soul? No thank you.
>>34255441>Chef Boyardeehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1HBh_NtFRFY
>>34255444In my country, man split wood, make house for woman with tree, in America Mexican make house for man, build with paper, woman say why no 4th bedroom?
>>34255458Probably Sober, or Lateralis.
>>34255447A what
Bros, I cheated and now I feel like shit. Should I tell her?
>>34255463>No I'd find it kind of weird actuallyI just don't like closeups of vaginas or assholes and girls puking on cocks. I like pretty girls in bikinis.
>>34255463>I'd find it kind of weird actuallyWhy? Does it seem more parasocial than porn?
>>34255473Just jerk off to like naked pics bro. There's a middle ground between hardcore facialabuse and the Sears catalogue.
>>34255464It's because we're more of a corporation than a country. Where are you from?
>>34255472Yes. Be the bigger person.
Gay sex with
>>34255480You
>>34255472Why? Did you actually fuck the other girl?
>>34255458https://youtu.be/sBktFsJrRUwNot bad but it's just weird and I love it
>>34255476The girls who stick to bikini shoots are almost always prettier than girls who go nude.
>>34255480Mackenzie Davis
>>34255486I dunno about that one chief
>>34255482Yep...
>>34255486Where do you find these chicks?
Why also American men afraid of no. They ghost instead. Poof! Disappear like smoke. In my country, man says Sorry, not for me. Honest, face to face. Builds character. But American? "I'll call you." Never does. Or "Busy with work." Always work excuse. Dating coach on YouTube tells American man play hard to get. Hard to get? Like diamond in mine. No, be available if like. Games! American dating full of games. Wait three days to text. Why? Food spoils in three days. Love not wait.
>>34255490Why?
>>34255477Country in Europe.
>>34255481Wow!
I'm horny!
>>34255472If a man cheats its the woman fault for not satisfying him
Temped to do a voca reading out the American man posts in a Russian accent
>>34255493American men are taught from a young age that setting boundaries, acting uncomfortable with attention, and rejecting people are all things that only women do.
>>34255458>What's the worst song you unironically like anyway?"I Kissed A Girl."The song is kinda ass, but so many women have made out because of it.
American man also proud of grill. I grill steak. Once year, man barbecue. But daily? Order Uber Eats. In my country, man helps in kitchen, peels potatoes, stirs soup. Family affair. American man make pasta from box, barter with man named Joe for microwave meals.
>>34255493I love your posts
>>34255503The >katy perry was just sexy zooey deschanelera was the best.
Still tired from physical labor yesterday.
I wish I had a cute neighbor girl who would come over and have sex with me and then just hang out.
>>34255504A 'man' would never order uber eats unless it's as a treat for his kids (once a month at most).
>>34255510Pussy
>>34255495Oh, hello Swiss. You've been breasting boobily I trust?
>>34255016Scream for mathew lillard young version.
>>34255510You mean sex?
>>34255024Used to be anemic. Now I'm warm.
>>34255514Nta but bro, holy fuck this is embarrassing, your radar is garbage.
>>34255513You try hacking through thickets of thorny woody vegetation in the burning summer sun.
>>34255508I do like the raven hair light eyes combo.
>>34255510You'll get used to it. Usually takes about 2 weeks.Make sure you stay hydrated.
>>34255043I cannot name 1 pornstar.
>>34255519It's winter retard
>>34255518Sarge on deck!
>>34255525NTA. Did you forget about hemispheres?
>>34255526Wrong again
>>34255525There's a whole southern half of the planet where it's summer, fuckwit.
>>34255528>>34255530The Southern hemisphere doesn't exist. I've never been there.
Why Americans obsessed with personal space? Oh, what nonsense! American man keeps arm's length, like you have plague. "Boundaries," he says, with serious face like professor teaching math. Boundaries? In love, boundaries are for maps, not hearts! On first date if lean in for whisper, he jumps back like cat from cucumber. "Whoa, personal bubble!" Bubble? You think I am soap? No, I am woman who wants warmth, not invisible force field from Star Trek movie.
>>34255524I guess none look anything like >him?
>>34255155I saw a cone worker dancing in the street. That was vibes honestly.
>>34255533Why would I want some look-alike?
Why also American man scared of hug? Hug is quick pat on back, like congratulating dog for trick. In my country hug is bear squeeze, lasts until you feel souls connect. But here, too afraid of harassment. Harassment? If mutual, it is romance! American men read too many articles about consent, now they ask permission for everything: "May I hold your hand?" Like applying for visa. In my country, hand-holding natural, like breathing. But American? He treats it like contract negotiation. No wonder dates feel like business lunch.
>>34255474Maybe that's part of it. I think my instinct is that it's juvenile and either he's not that sexual of a person or feels a lot of shame about it. But yeah I think you're right about that angle of it too. Especially if the bikini pics weren't intended as porn and he's looking at random women's Instagrams. Jerking off to an influencers thirst traps instead of actual porn feels pathetic and more insulting to me somehow.
>>34255540How much do you mind a guy looking at porn?
Oh, what nonsense!
>>34255538So you're in it for >his personality?
>>34255541I don't want to know anything about it. If it interferes with us having sex it's a problem.
>>34255534What even are vibes? In my country, we have feelings, atmospheres, moods. Real things you feel in bones like cold wind from steppe or warmth from samovar tea. But Americans? They turn it into buzzword, like magic spell to explain everything lazy. Now vibes have cousin, Aura.
>>34255544What if you found out he watched it when he was single?
Guys, I'm starting to like women with the bimbo look. Have I officially become a boomer?
>>34255546Think these questions through better dude I don't care he watches porn but I don't want him to tell me about it or see it on his phone/computer
>>34255547What's with the pink penis symbol?
Lmao, hey guess what.This speed dating event got canceled because not enough moids signed up. Guess I'm going to bars instead.Men, it truly is your fault for the lonliness epidemic. Thoughts?
>>34255548Ok sorry
>>34255543Why would I not be?
>>34255549Dunno, I just googled bimbo aesthetic and saved the first image I seen
>>34255550I’m going out this Saturday for my once a month techno event. Otherwise, I don’t know where else to go or I’m too exhausted to go out.
>>34255550I could never do that kind of thing because I would only date a girl who already shares my religious, social, and political views, and I wouldn't want to waste my time with people who aren't compatible.
>>34255550Yeah I like to make shit up on the internet too
>>34255547Missing the open-mouth-gag with the big fake lips on the outside for free use throating.
>>34255555ntaSo uh...How do you imagine you'll be finding this girl?
>>34255550Based moids. I think gender relations need a hard reset. Let's avoid each other for several years.
>>34255558Tradcucks dot com
>>34255556I'm not joshing tho. I'm cereal.
>>34255547American bimbos is always blonde like from bottle, roots dark like secret they hide poorly. Flips hair every five seconds, like commercial for shampoo that promises volume, but not know formula with head already full of air! Extensions long like Rapunzel, but tangled in wind because fake. Layers thick makeup like plaster on old wall. Cheeks sharp like knife, lips puffed like after bee sting. Wakes up at dawn to beat face. Commits violence on own skin? Eyelashes fake, flutter like butterfly trapped in storm. Extensions for catching dust. Eyebrows drawn on like child crayon picture, thick one week, thin next, fail color inside lines. In my country trend is surviving winter, not reshaping face like potato sculpture.
I don't understand money.
>>34255563>Music bingo brunchHow old are these ladies?
>>34255550>>34255563lmaolmao
>>34255563Even if it is real it just shows men don't care about shallow meaningless interaction for the sake of it like women do
Why aren't women feminine anymore? Fat grotesque bodies, ponytails and sweatpants, vulgar behavior, etc. Really, women? Do better.
>>34255563It was guaranteed to all be miserable fat women. Speed dating comes off as absolutely pathetic and an awful environment for everybody involved.Not to mention that they probably just have a template email that blames men regardless of why they have to cancel.
>>34255564What are the women like in your county moya rodnaya
>>34255563Speed dating used to be the trendy new thing, now it's just for people who struck out on the apps.
>>34255570Us Chads took all the feminine ones. Sorry bro.
>>34255565What’s there to understand?
>>34255568The point of speed dating events is to not use an app and do it irl the old fashioned way, fucking retards. That is the point. You shoot your shot multiple times.
>>34255574The feminine ones let epstein use them in exchange for island vacations and fancy resorts.
>>34255553It might be a tranny thing anon, they like that aesthetic.
>>34255575I don't know.
>>34255576That's not the old fashioned way. The old fashioned way is meeting in high school or college.
>>34255576It's not though. It's just burning through people at breakneck speeds to find ANYTHING that sticks because you're desperate.
>>34255577What about the kids dissolved in acid?
>>34255563American dating like American cooking. Five minutes per man, like microwave dinner. Ding! Next! No wonder men not sign up. Be judged quick like bad potato tossed aside? Message says insufficient number of male participants. Insufficient? Fancy words for American men too busy in basement playing video games or lifting metal bars at gym. American is scared real life. In my country, if event for meeting ladies, men line up like for free vodka. In America, cancel because sausage party missing sausages. Only eggs show up for brunch.
>>34255576>the old fashioned wayThe old fashioned way of 2008?
>>34255563>>34255550The birth rate is so fucked lol
>>34255582Holy shit, like breaking bad?
>>34255582The girls knew about that too, and still preferred to be with epstein over a normal guy from the town they grew up in.
>>34255582mooooooooooom the semites are writing their fanfic deathporn again
The single femanon going to a bar on valentine's has given me the courage to do the same. Hope to see you there (alone) ladies, and leaving with another (me)
>>34255558Church
>>34255579Money isn’t a tangible, physical asset. It’s a measure of your rating for material in a capitalist society. This measure can be increased via labour, with money payments known as “wages”. Wealth comes from liquid assets, like houses.
>>34255576>>34255563I signed up for one back in 2024, but I no showed because my buddies wanted to play siege. Lol
>>34255585Yeah, we're super cooked. Say goodbye to civilization.
There is no way that by the end of the 21st century more than 2 billion people are left alive due to war, climate change and starvation.
>>34255594What is your question for the opposite gender
>>34255588You didn't read the emails? Seems inescapable.
>>34255592>my buddies wanted to play siege>I no-showed a speed dating event because I'm gayThese are the same thing.
>>34255592Based
>>34255596that's not in the emails. there's damning enough shit in the emails (and far too many names redacted) for you to be well-poisoning with this nonsense. I know what you're doing
>>34255590Uh oh
>>34255594Sounds good to me. There doesn't need to be six billion pajeets, chinks, and ngubus anyways.
Men: I'm so lonely, I want a girlfriend so bad!Also Men: What, there are women at speed dating events? Fuck that! I want to use Tinder even though male users vastly outnumber female users because that's less effort!I'm supposed to feel sorry for you guys with no girlfriends?
>>34255599What was he ordering all that acid for?
>>34255583> Only eggs show up for brunch.Extremely powerful
>>34255602Women are scary and make me stutter and sweat in real life. It's easier to talk to them through a screen.
>>34255600There's lots of nice girls at my church.
>>34255602I think a lot of us moved past the grief stage, and are just making the most of singlehood.
>>34255602I don't expect you to feel sorry. I expect women to be skinny, and I expect them to expect men to be at least relatively skinny and strong.
Humans have destroyed over 40% of Earths fertile land.
>>34255602I refuse to go to a speed dating event if I'd be forced to interact with a 240-pound Blue Valkyrie. Simple as.
>>34255610Good
>>34255572Beautiful natural, like wildflowers in field. Hair long, when braid is like from old folk tales. Gold like wheat or black like raven. Eyes sparkle like stars over steppe. Women tall from good genes and walk everywhere.
>>34255588>>34255599You think da joos are paying anons?
>>34255612I feel like humanity is bored of existing.
I can't wait till I finally get to a bloomer point and can go to a speed dating event and be obviously the only non-loser guy there and all the women will like me so I can turn them all down.Sorry, 'if you can't handle me at my worst...' and all that jazz.
>>34255583>Only eggs show up for brunchHoly fucking kek!
i am finally attractive. life is good peons
>>34255563speed dating is practically the definition of humiliation ritual
Women why do you chastise me for not going out and meeting women even though I'm an ugly repulsive fuck that nobody can stand to look at?
>>34255602I have enough social anxiety as it isI don't think I would enjoy being on a date with a strange womanI would rather be waterboardedHaving to talk to 30 different strange women is even worse
Do women also get the urge to jump any ramp they see with their car or is that just a man thing?
>>34255615naw it's just an anon who gets off on that shit
>>34255624Okay, enjoy loneliness then. Part of getting a girlfriend means having to talk to people.
Why do I feel so fucking ugly when I'm objectively not?
>>34255603The desalination system. Kind of important if you're on an isolated island
>>34255628NTA but why do you care?
>>34255619Did you finally get plastic surgery
Can a woman ever be happy with a partner with a 5 inch cock?
>>34255628You enjoy loneliness too lol
>>34255563Look at polite words! "We've made the difficult decision." Difficult? Like choosing is life and death? Just say Men chicken out, sorry! Honest like shot of Horilka. "We never want to host an event that doesn't create the best possible experience." Best experience? With no men, is tea party for ladies complain about men. Actually, sounds fun! In East, women gather, gossip, laugh at absent husbands. But American? Must cancel, because "imbalance." Balance? Dating not seesaw. And "for everyone involved." Everyone? Men not there! Invisible men get best experience by staying home I guess. Good news part funny too. "We would absolutely love for you to join us!" Absolutely? Desperate like salesman with old shoes. "Please come, we need bodies to fill chairs!" In my country, if event changes, we adapt natural add more food, invite neighbors. No begging.
>>34255626You said it was well-poisoning though?
>>34255628And yet, having to talk to people is not part of getting a boyfriend for girls.Really a tragic double standard where men have to do everything and women just need to exist.
Imagine going to a speed dating event and you have to talk to fucking rulebreakerFucking kekI'd shoot my brains out right then and there
>>34255602I love speed dating. Ilove doing drugs with my SO
>>34255623
>>34255602this is a moid larping as a woman for replies
I am in love with this babushka, too bad she will never notice me
>>34255621>>34255624>>34255581>>34255580You guys are probably ngmi if you have that much anxiety that speaking to the opposite gender is too hard for you to stomach.
>>34255613Yes beauty is good vsyo prekrasno, but glavnoye eto dusha. Do they have souls?
>>34255647But it's an entertaining moid, which is more than I can say for most posters here.
>>34255643She should spend as much time as she does on her skin care, makeup, and hair on figuring out how to eat a reasonable amount. Maybe then her problem would go away.
/ATOGA/ women be like>Why don't men show up to dating events? It's men's fault no one asks me out!>Um, no, I won't go out with you if you ask me out on /adv/, that's gross!
>>34255649I just don't like women anymore. All the women I know are in cheating relationships and refuse to stop fucking chad. I've stopped talking to all of them at this point because they're literally soliciting me to help them stab each other in the back to have a better shot at whatever given chad they wish would actually commit to them and I'm fucking tired of it.I wish this was a joke or ragebait post but it's not.
>>34255640I'd welcome it.*props up a sign booth that reads "Kill yourself infront of me useless moids = $17.85" *
>>34255649American Women probably think dress up for what? Could have stayed home with cat. Cat at least loyal, not cancel last minute.
>>34255649>You guys are probably ngmiDon't think that was ever in question 2bh
>>34255649don't look at me, i got approached by a girl and i'm just going along with it until she gets sick of me
>>34255638Actually it is. But you're a bitter male so I know you'll just throw a temper tantrum instead.
>>34255650I not speak shit language. Cyka blyat.
oh. i didnt even know it was valentines tomorrow. fuck.my life is nothing.
>>34255630So it's a coincidence he orders enough acid to desalinate almost a million gallons of water on the exact day the FBI starts investigating him?
>>34255625https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRyjXeGmnK4
>>34255660Why would I throw a tantrum? Women have trained me very well to expect less than nothing from them so it's not like I'm disappointed at this point.
>>34255652I love her tits though
>>34255653Good news! American Dating Dead, American Bingo Born!
>>34255625I think it's a>people who played grand theft autothing
>>34255664Yeah
Audiobooks are so ass for information retention, why do people listen to them?
>>34255626Uh, I'm not a necrophile. Are you okay?
Men: I'm so lonely, I just want a girlfriendAlso Men: All women are terrible and evil and are ruined by modern life and have it so easy where they can get pumped and dumped by Chad!
>>34255661Foo you are no fun. Boring like American woman, avoid question because answer uncomfortable, no better than what you hate.
>>34255671I feel like I can follow a story pretty well if it's an audiobook. If a textbook was an audiobook, I wouldn't learn shit
>>34255671I don’t know.
>>34255672No, you are a coprophile.
>>34255675Yeah a story is fine, but listening to Jung is hard
Idk guys, you're all out here with this he said she said bullshit. I'm just maladaptively daydreaming, fantasizing bordering on mental illness, I literally don't care because I have a perfect world in my head that I just spend most of my day in. Dumbasses were given a brain and don't even use it.
>>34255668Want to go out with me?
>>34255602>>34255550Honestly, I've moved on from wanting a girlfriend. I'm too old to be learning all the basics of dating and relationships, and I've found fulfillment in other ways.
>>34255640I went to a speed dating once and when I walked outside a group of homosexuals were waiting to jump me by the dumpster and take turns anally raping me. They took all my clothes off and left me naked and sobbing in a dumpster.
>>34255671To fall asleep to
>>34255677That has nothing to do with cadaver disposal.
How do I make more money? I make 90k pre tax, contribute the max to my 401k and am left with about 20k to fuck around with. I don't think that's enough to provide my family with enough and leave enough to my kids
>>34255684A speed dating event is probably the perfect avenue to abduct and kill men for organ harvesting. You're almost guaranteed to get exclusively men who nobody will bother looking for.
>>34255684wtf this happened to me too
I find it kinda funny that there's some lonely bfless femcel out there who will die alone because I'm not going out and dating and finding her. Ngl.
American Brunch is lazy breakfast late. Eat pancakes and pretend sophisticated. Music bingo sounds like torture in gulag. Bad American pop songs, prizes like "Win free therapy session for dating trauma!" Ha! Women who signed for love end up with bingo card and hangover from bottomless mimosas. Bottomless like endless pit of disappointment.
>>34255688>I don't think that's enough to provide my family with enough and leave money for my kidsyou are correct.
>>34255640I wouldn't bring my puppy, that's for sure
>>34255688First off do you actually have a family and kids
>>34255691Doesn't work that way, incel.
I love credit. I love leverage. I love debt.
I need a boyfriend who will save me from my anxieties
>>34255691She'll share Chad with another woman like JH does.
>>34255688Oh no the horror, only 20k
>>34255698How about you get a doctor to save you from your acne first
>>34255698I wish i could
>>34255698Get pregnant while your hormones are still good
I wish I could go back in time and prevent my parents from conceiving me
>>34255701Uh oh! Based knowing anon is back!!
>>34255704Right?
>>34255688Show me the numbers. Something is strange. Is there match for your contributions?
>>34255704Anon, you would fuck up the timeline. We could end up living in a universe where the Nazis won the war, and nobody wants that!
moids, before you lose hope, get thin and give it one more go. Really proper thin, not just 'Not fat'. Get a new wardrobe, see a proper barber, and then see how it goes. probably 7/10 incels are shooting themselves in the foot trying to 'learn to talk to girls' on the hardest possible mode.
>>34255710Some retards on 4chan apparently do. The good news is he would have gone the way of Franco and Salazar.
>>34255703How
>>34255711I'll consider it.
>>34255711I'm already thin and I'd probably be asked to leave because they'd think I'm a minor.
Wait so foids are saying dating is fucked because men stopped lining up for the humiliation ritual?
>>34255711I’m unironically balding tho
>>34255706Gaze I to the void and the void gazes back it seems
>>34255716>Basic social interaction is a humiliation ritualNo wonder you'll die alone.
>>34255718You little mischief maker, you!
>>34255719Go back to the "American men" posts
I only have about 7 or 8 years of experience in my 30s, but I want to retire early out of being fed up with this shit. I mean like retire by the end of my 40s early. Is there a way I can save more aggressively instead of the very small amount of bullshits I have vested now?
>>34255695No, I am currently 23>>34255693I don't have to leave them with millions each but I want to be able to give them something. I figure if me and whatever woman I marry work we can make enough to give our grand kids something>>34255700I want to give my family the biggest head start I can>>34255709I don't want to give exact numbers but it's something like 5 percent. When I eventually get off my parents health insurance I can also get a pretty good discounted coverage
>>34255711I’m working in the not fat part. I think that’s my issue or maybe because I just don’t really go out anymore. Problem is you are trying to grind so much that you’re not motivated by end of day
>>34255721Tee hee
>>34255725Oh no only 23 and making 90k salary, poor guy, whatever will you do?
>>34255697I'm in love with modern world. I drive alone when is late night
>>34255717Homosexual men will drop their pants, jerk their penises, and skeet on your chrome dome scalp. Skeet skeet!
>>34255711I'm 30, a virgin, and baldingI can't be fixed
>>34255719Is she jealous of white girls?
>>34255716>I NEED a moid to ask me out (but I would NEVER EVER approach one myself)
>>34255728He will have sex. That is what he will do. He is going to fuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N755jvOUCNI
>>34255730Sounds rapey
>>34255728It's not about me, I do fine for myself
You've got something on your mind, and so have I.
I want to cry but tears won't come out
>>34255736Oh no how will your children ever survive with a pathetic dad who only makes 90k a year
>>34255597Haha
>>34255734Somehow I doubt that
>>34255737Yea, I wish I bought bitcoin in 2014
>>34255731Shut the fuck up anon.Do the work.
>>34255739I don't have to be a millionaire but I want my children to be
>>34255719Men should like average women. But they are all gay and humanity is doomed. I'm gunna sing The Doom Song now!Doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom do DOOM, DOOOM doom do-doom, DOOM do-doom doom doooom, doom doom dooom, do-do-DOOOM!(6 months later)Doom doom doo doom doom, DOOMY-DOOMY-DOOM, doom do do DOOM, Do do DOOM, doomy-doomy-doomy, Doom doom doom.
>>34255742I can see it from here.
>>34255739This, but unironically.
>>34255725You know your numbers best then. Personally, those funds could be better spent elsewhere. Is it a managed 401 or do you have some flexibility there? No pre and post tax split, right? Got a Roth?
>>34255731>baldingunfortunately i dunno what to say about that but>30 y/o virgini'm a 31 year old virgin and i got approached by a girl. it's not impossible.
American women dress like going to club even for grocery store. Leggings tight like sausage skin, crop top showing belly button pierced with shiny rock. Just sips latte while scrolling phone. High heels clack-clack like horse on cobblestone. Make legs look Longer American women say? For reaching what, top shelf of ego? Carry tiny bag big enough for lipstick and credit card, but costs like small car. Wear layered necklaces like onion, peel one, find another. Wear sparkly jewelry but empty like conversations.
>>34255738I haven't cried in years don't be a little bitch.
>>34255743What for man?I just wanna dieIt's not worth itIf my mom could handle my suicide and not death spiral afterwards I would have already ended it
>>34255745Hey GIR, what does the 'G' stand for?BV does this mean if I make clone high references in this thread that you'll get them? (I know GIR is not from clone high.)
>>34255719her seething is so fucking funny.
>>34255750Your women also wear high heels clack clack clack too. Buy fake from AliExpress, call it boutique, show to friends and impress, they all have fake too.
I dated a girl who was literally in special ed class. She's not completely autistic, she can dress, shower, cook, clean, if not maybe a little lazy with all 4 of those (would often be completely naked and would avoid showers unless I told her to).Seeing as she had a relationship before me, other than the fact that she was much younger than me and compliant, I didn't really feel like asking her to marry me. Plus she was fairly mentally disturbed, had cut scars and would tell me x or y is my fault when none of those existed.It's been a year since I last saw her and broke up with her, and I worry about her well being. I hope she's still ok and with her parents and I hope her dad doesn't beat her. I literally wouldn't mind having her around just to know she's OK. I still love her, I just don't know if I can realistically have a proper relationship with her where we would eventually have kids and run a home and life together in the long term. She did have kind of a autistic looking stare and would be so fucking chungus goofy all the goddamn time.Women, would you want your bf to stay with you just so he could take care of you? If you were autistic, could he keep you as a sort of girlfriend-daughter while he looks for a healthier woman?
>>34255745Why should I date an average woman when I can goon to 8/10s on twitter?
>>34255749Oh, are you? >>34255711I thought that was a femanon, and was touched by her empathy. Lmao.
>>34255750>>34255755i'm unironically convinced racebait (especially XMXF spam) is meant to prevent incels of all races from uniting
>>34255759no i'm not that (fem?)anon, just spreading some hope as someone who thought it was over for me
>>34255759(That was not me, no).
>>34255757NTA. Can you recommend any?
>>34255760Why Americans obsessed with race? Play games with words, racism this and discrimination that, in my country we hate everyone foreigner, very open.
>>34255711what if I have 20% body fat and kinda athletic looking? I can make my pecs dance
>men checking out of society at alarming rated>foids shocked at men not showing up to dating events
>>34255756I would rather kill myself than be an ex's pity pet
>>34255766Holy shit, he was right all along
>>34255766based "men are checking out of society at an alarming rate" posterkeep us posted
>>34255760Getting into blacked de/pol/'d my brainSo it's not all nefarious
>>34255765If you're not struggling to get attention from women, then fine. If you are not, then no, it's FAR too high.
American content creator. Content is empty like box. Sits home, films "Get ready with me." Ready for what, nap? In my country, woman is doctor, teacher, works hard. American woman is "Entrepreneur." Sells lashes online. Business is pyramid scheme.
>>34255771>
You guys see what Billie Eilish was wearing to her fucking concert? Women are never beating the allegations.
>>34255766I'm not "checking out of society" I'm checking out of dating
>>34255775Nigga, I literally do not care
>>34255777You should, look it up, you're a big boy, you can handle it.
>>34255753I don't know!Very scant maybe on that. All I member is the jfk dude."Ask not what your student body president can do for you. Ask what you can do to your student body president's body!"
>>34255772IDK how I can achieve <20%? I feel like I barely eat enough for gains. I'm 5'6" so my fat doesn't exactly get distributed as far as taller guys
>>34255757Because you are not currently on twitter, stupid.
>>34255775Love her tits
>>34255775i don't care about billie eilish but her mom is samara from mass effect and she's hot
>>34255767you're right. she said she'd kill me if she caught me cheating and I cheated at least 5 times on her.
>>34255782never mind her tits, she got her pussy on display, like tucked so tight that camel was fucking GAGGED, I'm telling you.
>>34255778Can't find anything after 2 mins of googling, that's how much of a nothingburger this is. Either show me or gtfo.
>>34255787https://x.com/Rolkeyyy/status/2021560056177906110
>>34255779It's really annoying that you aren't just my gf in real life.
I realized that BPD girls have a specific phenotype. I don't know about men though.It's like their skulls are underdeveloped and their lips look the inside of their lips are outside, or they have very neonatal features.My sample size is small because I'm only basing it off people who I know have been diagnosed with BPD. not "acts BPD"
anyone else experienced something so traumatic you burst into tears just remembering it?
>>34255788I came
American men first please explain vibes in dating profiles. It says "Looking for good vibes" or "Positive vibes only." What does this mean? You want woman who smiles like clown all time, no bad days? In my country, woman has range: happy like summer festival, sad like autumn rain, fiery like argument over politics. That is real human! But American man? He wants "chill vibes." Chill? Like refrigerator? Date feels cold already. He sits there, sips expensive beer, saying "The vibes are off." Off? Like light switch? Maybe because you not talking, just staring at phone! In my country, if atmosphere bad, man fixes it: tells joke, pours shot, dances silly to music. No complain about invisible vibes. American treats vibes like weather report: Today's vibe forecast partly cloudy with chance awkward. Ha! Why not create vibe? Light candle, share story from childhood, make eye contact longer than two seconds. Too much effort for American men. Better to blame vibes, like ghost haunting restaurant.
>>34255791no but i have a flawless memory and frequently can't fall asleep because i think of embarrassing things i did over a decade ago
>>34255775It was ai
>>34255791no but if I had invented time travel I would go back in time to save you from your trauma
Women, I hate to sound like some of the subhumans posting here. But have you asked yourselves why men stopped showing up?
>>34255796it's not.
>>34255794Why are you making all these retarded posts?
>>34255688I only make $43,000 a year, although add an extra ~$2,6000 in dividends from my investments. I try to invest all I can so I can potentially live off these dividends.
>>34255791I become very depressed and hate myself. I don't have the capacity for tears anymore after a lot of pharmaceutical intervention that affected my ability to produce tears.Anyway we have to keep moving forward."I'll wage war""I hate war"
>>34255794
You know what it is interesting to see people chastize young men for lacking interest in womenBut they're celebrate women declaring their lack of interest in men
>>34255789Oh? So. What do.
>>34255797Nta but I'd jerk off to it
>>34255791Yeah, the memories of her
>>34255799stopped?
>>34255789What is your problem
>>34255788She need da strap? Can I get a vibe that plugs in the wall?
I honestly kind of hate beautiful people. I'm jealous
>>34255807Nuthin'.Too afraid of women.Best of luck to you though.
>>34255791Yes, what was done to me during covid. I'll never forget and I'll never forgive.
>>34255799This is some pickme shit
Do I go to the bar tomorrow or saturday? On one hand, there will probably be more single women who want to be flirted with on saturday because all the couples will be at nice establishments but on the other hand, I like staying at home all day saturday and sunday...
>>34255788Damn, she has a nice body. I never realized.
>>34255814Because they're fighting for your spot?
>>34255802>although add an extra ~$2,6000 in dividends from my investments.Oops, make that $2,600. Getting there though.
Ah I understand why it was a water sigil now
>>34255794Only good vibes I know make buzz.
When I am extremely lean I am attractive enough to be APPROACHED by women. But how do I keep the pounds off? I always rebound after hitting twink max.
>>34255821Saturday. You have plenty of time in the morning/afternoon. I’d be going out Friday too, but I have baking to do. Very important.
>>34255828You will NEVER be approached by women. The goal is to be able to approach women yourself and not disgust them immediately.
>>34255821Go both days. Just don't drink as much each time.
>>34255830Ive been starving myself recently and I literally just got approached today. She invited me to sit with her friends. Found out she was 17. Noped the fuck out.
>>34255811Femanons just had a crash out over men not showing up to speed dating events.>>34255820I don't care. I've seen incels here advocate for everything from murder to pedophilia.
>>34255829Based>>34255831Hell nooooooooooooooooo. I need guitar time
>>34255818Haha
Foids? You're all a bunch of Libras aren't you darlings!
>>34255833>FemanonsThat was one fat bitch bro
>>34255833It kinda seems like a femanon mentioned it and some moids made a big deal out of it bc they thought it was funny but ok
>>34255837I'm too tired to tag them for you. Scroll up if you'd like.
>>34255834Nigger are you going to play guitar for 10 hours
I'm a 6/10 short man in the middle class so my chances of being with a cute fit gym chick are pretty much zero
>>34255833Women literally can't function unless the odds are completely stacked for them.
Where can I find an asexual gf?
American speed datinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQ2dkEWdy8
>>34255821>there will probably be more single women who want to be flirted with onUh, anon. Every women I'm friends with hates guys approaching them at bars. Some have even said they go to gay (male) bars just to get away from it.
MenDo you like Andrew Jackson?
>>34255842Yeah, that's true. Sorry bro.
>>34255848I don't know. Never met the man
>>34255713Penits in vagina during ovulation
>>34255835You are an example of the kind of sociopathic monster who took pleasure in my pain during that time. I hate you and if I knew you were a covid cultist, I would not help you if you were choking.
>>34255845hi
>>34255719Coin that
>>34255853So what's the deal with genitals? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.
God I just want to end itI juat want it to be overI don't want to try anymoreIt's pointless
>>34255852Lol
>>34255855i just want someone who truly loves me without the desire to fuck clouding their judgment
>>34255856Mood
>>34255847>womenWoman*
Do you have any advice for when you're wiping your butt your fingers slipping off the toilet paper and sliding through all the poop? I wash my hands obviously and it's not that big of a deal, but this doesn't seem normal, and it wasn't always an issue. I've started using chalk, like for climbing, on my hand to help me grip the toilet paper and that does help, but this can't be what normal people do.
>>34255856What happened
>>34255856Is this no bf/gf related?
>>34255861Buy thicker paper...?
>>34255840Unironically yes. Music is like a second full time job for me>>34255847>Every women I'm friends with hates guys approaching them at barsOh... well I really want to improve my social skills and talking to female strangers in general. Every woman that I've dated/slept with has chased after me so I've never had to deal with initiating conversation and escalating. While it has been great, it's kinda stunted me. Sure, I might get approached at a bar but probably not, so it's best that I learn how to do it myself
>>34255861How about you take extra paper and stop wiping so hard. Wipe a bit then wash your ass and dry with a towel. Keep a towel on the side for this.
>>34255863Nothing in particular just my life sucks and Nothing has gone right and I just want it to end>>34255864No
>>34255848>.>
>>34255806Who tf is she trying to pick up? Single guys don't go to those places.>>34255791>anyone else experienced something so traumatic you burst into tears just remembering it?Only the death of loved ones. Other traumatic experiences trigger my fight or flight, and sometimes trigger self-harming tendencies.>>34255563Getting rejected by a whole roomful of women in real time would be absolute suicide fuel. I can see why men wouldn't want to subject themselves to that.>>34255842You may not believe it, but fit women are a lot less judgemental of men than regular women.
>>34255868Alright so what HASN'T happened then
>>34255858So you aren't really asexual?
>>34255870Lol cuck
>>34255872i want pure love without sex
>>34255870Fuck off Whorra
>>34255870>oh wah, pitty moids getting rejected multiple times.How about they ask for critiques instead of just offing themselves because. Make it a tally. "Why are you not attracted to me?">Bald: 7>Fat: 6>Personality: 4
>>34255848Andrew Jackson jihad
>>34255874But you don't not want sex?
>>34255879i don't want sex
>>34255848Who?
>>34255880So no sex ever
>>34255877"Why did you reject me" is the worst possible question to as a woman.
>>34255883you sound like a sex pest who preys on asexuals
>>34255870>Getting rejected by a whole roomful of women in real time would be absolute suicide fuel. I can see why men wouldn't want to subject themselves to that.Appreciate you
"I want an asexual gf" yeah bro ok just date any woman get married and wait 10 years.
>>34255887I'm just following up because >>34255858 didn't really sound asexual
>>34255885Oof, I asked this once. Ignorance is bliss...
>>34255889The men that say that are basically saying that they want to rape women.Beware, it's a gigantic red flag.
>>34255893Clever bait. Almost got me
>>34255891how does it not
>>34255563Everything i read says that it's usually the women's spots that are never filled
What vauses the rise of spineless, doormat males?
All women are asexual. I'm a literal 9/10 and my gfs eventually stop putting out
>>34255898Low testosterone
>>34255430>>34255877Every guy balds eventually. Also, why do you judge men for being overweight when you are as well?
Love with a side of sex
>>34255888Agreed. >>34255877Do you think they’d get an honest critique?
reproducing with a small penis or horrible balding seems like a form of indirect child abuse, tbqh
>>34255901Oops, didn't mean to tag the top anon
Holy shit she came back wtf
>>34255898I blame the internet and bad parenting.
>>34255903If men came with tip charts like at those cafe's.As long as there is no pressure in the situation and he promptly leaves and doesn't huff. (Impossible)
Remember that dude who killed Kriatin Smart was like the creepiest motherfucker most women ever met and he still got laid consensually a few times.
>>34255910What's the point of imagining fanciful impossible scenarios and then being like but that's never gonna happen and being all bitter and scolding random people for it
>>34255898women bemoaning men being spineless after 100 straight uninterrupted years of gender revolution and social dismanting of masculine behavior is the most grim aspect of modern life
>>34255908Nta but I think it’s more a lack of support systems and high expectations. Opposite gender tends to be more expressive and open about the struggles.
What is going on in anon's home life that is pushing him to roleplay as Yakov Smirnoff itt
>>34255898I thought we were marauding brutes? Which is it?
>>34255898Boys get any "killer instinct" beaten out of them, are essentially abused by the education system, are systematically demeaned before they even become men, and are further berated for not understanding what is even wanted of them.
>>34255911Rude + my pp ample
>>34255911Niggas bald like crazy
>>34255913I'm explaining the scientific approach used in such case. Not giving you hope.
>>34255910Fair, only if it’s reciprocal. It is annoying though because those things take time to fix, so they’re essentially out of market for Months.
>>34255918Who?
>>34255911shit bait but given how insecure and racist this thread is it will still get a lot of bites
Is it really no longer possible for men to pickup women for sex at bars?
>>34255848>WASPNo.
>>34255927Then put them at the bottom of the list so it is probably realer data if it's still picked after scrolling.
>>34255925You do it all the time, don't flatter yourself you're not giving anyone hope
>>34255930Men don't want to do that.
>>34255936Why the fuck not?
>>34255550>>34255602>>34255673>>34255877>>34255898Isn't it a win for women that low value men are making room for their betters?
>>34255930No idea, I've only ever been to bars because the man I was with wanted to pay $6 for a single beer instead of going to the liquor store and drinking at home.
>>34255848I don't know anything about his politics but I do enjoy Andrew Jackson Jihad
I'd rather stay home and listen to my doggo snore while I read a book than muck around with a foid on Valentine's day. Women have just burned up too much of my good will.
>>34255897Sauce?
>>34255930It is very possible if you go out on Friday saturdays
>>34255021Not many people have seen this movie but she's literally getting fucked by a demon so I think that adds more context.
Men, if you could choose only 1, would you rather have a gf or a dog?
>>34255944>my doggopost dawg
>>34255940That would imply women are above those men.
>>34255947There's also a kid, right? The context of the movie kinda ruins the value of it.
>>34255948I don't really like dogs or girls but gf I guess.
Heard that my uncle's crazy girlfriend is now calling up my grandparents to hassle them about his whereabouts because she thinks he's cheating which he definitely is. Some people are so ridiculous.
>>34255932You have this phrasing thing where I completely don’t understand what you just said. Not to give you a hard time. Could just be me. I’m guessing tier them down in the “pick” list. Off to the gym I go, I guess.
>>34255939They're in gay bars.
>>34255948Tough choice, I've had a gf recently but I haven't had a dog in a long time so I'm gonna pick the dog
>>34255949It's dark and I don't wanna wake her right now. You're out of luck, I'm sorry.
When my dog would wag her tail, she would wag her whole back half. Was that an instance of the tail wagging the dog?
>>34255923I saw a guy with very painstakingly maintained waves on the train earlier and was like wait a minute! this nigga tricked me into thinking he isn't balding
>>34255954I don't understand what she said either. She's literally diagnosed autistic.
>>34255948How about a bf? Short fling.
>>34255940So... most women are above the average man?
>>34255948yes
$6 beers aren't normal?
>>34255965Not if you buy them in 12 packs and drink them at home instead
>>34255930Been a long time since I've heard of it working. Most women go as a group, and make a pact beforehand to all leave together.
>>34255930Most of what I've done at bars could be boiled down to me saying HUH? and WHAT? a lot while insanely loud music plays directly over my headI realize they aren't all like that but it's just funny that every time a friend has wanted to go to a bar, it's a place like that
>>34255954Yes. That is what I meant. In the queue, make the ones you are most insecure about off the screen in a scroll list.
>>34255961I had to double check my post ss I was going to say something about skewed data. Glad it wasn’t just me. I find it confusing, baffling, and endearing all at once.
>>34255930I'm 26 and have never been to a bar.I've also never spoken to a woman before.
>>34255950>>34255963Yes. That's how tournament species work. Can you please answer the question now?
>>34255945Reddit
>>34255948gf ez. This would be a much harder question for me if you made me choose between my cats and a gf.I like the idea of owning a dog, and I always enjoy hanging with other people's dogs, but I don't really want to get one until I've married and bought a house.
>>34255972I just ignore her posts because there's nothing of value to decode in them anyway.
>>34255976Women are not above men. The opposite is true in most settled societies.
>>34255977So it's guys making the threads?
>>34255976It's not unless we simultaneously destroy monogamy culture completely or we're going to spike down.
>>34255981Do you evolution, bro? Women are the reproductive bottleneck.
I got ghosted the day before valentines. How do I cope?
>>34255975>I'm 26 and have never been to a bar.>I've also never spoken to a woman beforeSame, except 33.
>>34255987when you get ghosted it's not you, it's them
>>34255986Do you anthropology? Have you ever read a history book?
>>34255982Some? Women are doing chores and slaving away to make life worth living.
>>34255985I anticipate that will be the case. Do you disagree?
>>34255975>>34255988How is even remotely possible?
>>34255970Yeah. Takes time. Actually a lot. I hate schedules like that. Worth it in the long run but also worried about running out of time. Better than status quo but a lot of work when the market is smaller by the year.
>>34255990Of course. Now make an argument.
>>34255988me, at 32, is thinking that both of you just need a structural change in your lives. These experiences aren't beyond you, and they're not that exceptional, you're just caught up in other stuff. Reminds me of those civil war veterans who've fought major battles and seen countless deaths and survive the war but had never kissed a girl
>>34255999Women are not above men in most societies, particularly settled ones.
>>34255999Good point. I am will simply agree and walk away.
>>34255936What if I do want to do that but women are always in groups? How the hell do I address the group? I can't just start talking to the girl while she's with her friends
>>34255993>How is even remotely possible?SimpleI don't talk to womenWomen don't talk to me
>>34256000How do you implement such s change though. I get off work tired as fuck. The last thing I want to do after that is go out snd force myself to talk to more people.
>>34255993Well, I should clarify that's not counting when I was a kid, and interacting with family and teachers
>>34256005You choose not to.
>>34255993Women suck.
I've also never spoken to a woman before
>>34256002Not an argument.
What would be the point if me self-improving to get a gf?I can't change my 5inch pp into something worth while
I stopped caring and live with the idea that every day is our last. It is morbid and heartbreaking but am I just insanely backpilled or is this beautiful thinking?
>m>have genuinely lost interest in sexHad bloods done, test is in normal range for my age group. Wouldn't say I'm stressed, and I'm fitter now than I've ever been. Any other men ever experienced anything similar?
>>34256014It's a fact. You know it's a fact. Everyone knows it's a fact. You have lost. You know you have lost. Give up.
>>34256011I choose not to because the odds of me talking to her for more than 2 seconds are effectively 0
>>34255993I'm in a similar situation, and it's because I was unschooled, and don't leave the house often.
>>34256009new job or new position at work or a habit change that gets you more energy (like not killing hours on 4chan for dopamine) and so on. if work is really brutal that's fine only if it's temporary but you'll literally get old and die with nothing to show for it if all you're doing is working and being tired without ever talking to a woman
>>34255991Did you reply to the wrong anon?
Another episode of woman got spoonfed an easy existence and feel the need to preach about it
>>34256024ok.
>>34256018How about I listen to you have a meltdown instead?
>>34256015If she loves you she’ll love you down there too truth nuke
>>34254973Women, how many men approach you in a week?Men, how many girls are you approaching per week?
Women go through life on Tutorial mode?
>>34255472Nah, cheat more
>>34256031unless they don't have worthwhile fathers, then they get trafficked for epstien
>>34256000>me, at 32, is thinking that both of you just need a structural changeI suspect you're right. I'm going to try and go to college.
>>34255993Why is that so hard to believe?I didn't talk to women in school, or college, and now I have a remote job
>>34256017Idk I'm the horniest bastard I know, think about sex and jerk off constantly, I'm also low t as hell. Can't even grown chest hair.
>>34256028You are so bad at this.
>>34256017Still fap? Take any meds?
>>34256030Is Covid where this went wrong? The dating apps were a literal goldmine for the longest time. What fucking happened?
>>34256029If I loved her I wouldn't let her accept that
>>34256030>Men, how many girls are you approaching per week?like 1 every 4 months. I have looks, I'm just retarted that's why I'm here
>>34256039Good girl.
>>34256043Now this is advanced self hatred of true
>>34256046Nigga that's a man
>>34256030F, zero, I would never go anywhere where that could happen.
>>34255550I considered finding a speed dating event once. I looked up various experiences, as many as I could find in as many places as I could find to average out to some validity.There is ABSOLUTELY no point in going to these things if you're not the same exceptional man who would do well on apps, which also means there's no point going to these things if you already do well on apps.I guess you could argue there's a bit of point in practicing talking to women, if they actually engage with you, but other than that - which is itself extremely tenuous - there's nothing. You'll just get rejected in real time, like the apps but even worse because it's real and in front of you.I decided there's no fucking way I'm putting myself through that and I'll just fucking die alone. Why the FUCK would I even bother when I'm not what women are looking for at these things? It would just be an intensely unpleasant experience with no possibility of any positive outcome whatsoever. Why the fuck would I do that???? AND PAY FOR THE PRIVILEGE??????
>>34256021Yeah, sucks ass. Been this way for years. I keep stress maxing jobs because I feel it’s the only avenue to make cash and be successful.
Idk what's the point if I'm balding 2bh
>>34256031>Press X to bring up your exes>Press Y to to activate "Bitch Mode" in this mode all verbal attacks have a 2X multiplier
>>342560303-6
>>34256042>What fucking happened?Women got more and more picky
>>34256048Surely they wouldn't be stupid enough to reply to a question directed at women?
>>34255550imagine paying money to meet girls and then BV is what you get
>>34256052It’s time
>>34256055Is anyone really surprised by this? If men had the same level of choosiness they’d act the same way. People are scum
>>34256055most broootal blackpill of the year so far
>>34256049>F, zeroBretty gud gaem 2bh
>>34256057I wouldn’t mind.
>>34256030I don't get approached that often.I can't remember the last time a guy approached me and got all the way to asking for my number before I was able to bail and walk away. Last one who was trying was back in August? Bro was clearly high on something too his pupils were blown.
>>34256030MOnly psychopathic freak spaz creepers go up to random women in public places. It's been this way for over a decade. It's not normal now and I can't believe it's even 55% who have.
>>34256055Isn't that a hotwife's account?
>>34256058Time for what?To kill myself?
>>34256062are you her new pet?
>>34256063>can’t remember the last time>half a year agoSurely women aren’t this out of touch
>>34256063>Bro was clearly high on something too his pupils were blown.It was actually love at first sight but you dismissed him, he was your soulmate.
>>34256056I haven't been following the convo but he types like one
>>34256055men are literal slaves to pussy, it just cant be seen as anything but the truth
>>34256013What's it like?
>>34256055>Age 34Holy shit jh
>>34256067Fuck no. There’s far worse than bv out there. I’ve had nightmarish dates. Bv would at least be a bad dream, but not exactly a nightmare.
>>34256072y-yes mistress.
>>34256073Boring
>>34256074Hers is one relationship, with 3 people. Not two separate relationships.
>>34256069Can you read? I said >got all the way to asking for my number before I was able to bailMeaning I don't stick around long enough to make sure the approach was an approach, and then I answered the question.>>34256070I met the guy on the bus, it was drugs lol.
>>34254973Women, would your bf or husband fight for you?Men, are women worth fighting for?
I want to braid a blonde femanons hair
>>34256075anon, please have some more self respect
>>34256083Sneedny Sneedy
How come men don't look like this anymore?
>>34256075>not exactly a nightmare.I think she kept one of her boyfriends in a cage in her basement at one point.
>>34256082Yes he would, he's said so many times and I know he means it.
>>34256080Yeah you sound super entitled, god damn. Women really just have suitors falling from the sky
>>34256079Yeah her body count is probably triple that.
>>34256030>Men, how many girls are you approaching per week?i've been approached 3 times in the last 10 years. twice by coworkers (said no both times) and once by my now gf while eating at a diner by myself.
>>34255944>my dogWhat's their gender?
>>34256080>I met the guy on the busWomen will judge a guy for riding the bus when they are also on the bus. Classic hypocrisy.
>>34256082Mnot anymore. Have you seen Ukraine? guys are getting blown up by drones and the women are getting their backs blown out by Hanz, Ahmed and Darius in Germany
>>34256082>are women worth fighting forSome.
>>34256082MYes, obviously. You will lead a very unhappy life without a woman by your side
>>34256089>don't enjoy getting hit on by guys high on stimulants on the bus>entitled Your standards must be awful anon. Have some self respect.
is it normal to start hating your bf/gf after about a year?
>>34256084DAMN. You’re probably right, though I’ve been single for about 3 years now.
This person at work was being sassy about actually doing their job and started arguing about it so two other emploiyees started using her dead name as a joke and she got really serious like "stop, stop it, don't call me that. don't call me that." and it took them a moment to see the knife but they shushed up but I saw the way those two coworkers exchanged glances I think the both of them thought they were going to get hurt.state gender, have you ever miss-stepped socially and then thought you might get physically attacked for it? Do you think people are in the right to threaten when certain things are said? Do certain gender configurations matter more than others in these situations?
>>34256086Tren is actually way easier to get than ever
>>34256098Yeah, sorry, hard to have standards when I don’t have suitors chasing me down, not that you’d know anything about that
>>34256095>Have you seen Ukraine? guys are getting blown up by drones and the women are getting their backs blown out by Hanz, Ahmed and Darius in Germany/gif/ has made porn splitscreens of that...
>>34256087We could fight over who keeps who in the cage. Confinement is hot.
Women, should I do speed and then hit on random women on the subway?
>>34256099Yes, it's doable to endure someone's faults for a couple of months but at some point it simply gets too much to act like it doesn't make you despise them at least every now and then.
>>34256041Still fap. No meds.
>>34256101understandable, but dating someone like that is arguably worse than being single
>>34256099If you're the gf, lol
>>34256094???What I mean by that is that people on the bus seem to be a lot more likely to be drug users anon. I don't give a fuck that he was riding the bus. I really can't tell if you guys are being dumb or trying to start shit.
The majority of women claim they don't like the roided up look, but I've never seen a single roided up dude who can't pull pussy either. Explain this.
>>34256107Make sure you show them your cool knife
>>34256083blondes are happiest and have the best smiles
>>34256107>Women, should I do speed and then hit on random women on the subway?Nag. But I literally just saw someone get decked for that.Careful, anon.
>>34256115Women lie. You knew this.
>>34256107Yeah, sounds like a brilliant plan.
>>34256114>"people on the bus seem to be a lot more likely to be drug users">admits to being on the busOK, junkie.
It is a funny, albeit cruel thing to make man and woman complete each other
>>34255762You're a femanon though?
>>34256115nag they still want jojo characters they just don't want a bald gymhulk who has definition to his eyebrow muscles
>>34256112>I can fix herDelusions aside I probably should get my head checked regarding the self-respect. Seems to be a common theme now looking back on it.
Fwiw I'm. A Junie and I rise the bus and train vfor hours a day
>>34256099women are fundamentally incapable of loyalty or seeing someone on a deeper level, its why they're the most superficial and quick to break up, they simply get bored or icked out and leave one day
>>34256115>I've never seen a single roided up dude who can't pull pussy eitheryou think these guys get pussy?
>>34256122>It is a funny, albeit cruel thing to make man and woman complete each otherMaybe we should all be gay and lesbian, and only meet up to reproduce, like the Spartans?
>>34256126how would you fix her?
>>34256122They dont. Men dont complete anyone, women act as emotional support slaves for their men.
>>34256128Lol
>>34256127what drugs cause this?
>>34256121Excuse you, just a stonerIf you picked 1000 random people who drove themselves somewhere and 1000 bus riders which group do you think would have more unemployed drug users in it? I watched a drug deal take place right before getting on the bus last week, multiple dudes have asked me if I smoke crack on this bus route.
>>34256133MI agree.
>>34256129shredded walton goggins and shredded david schwimmer always makes me pause to laugh
>>34256099not normal, but not unheard of. you may just not recognize you're incompatible until a year in. it happens.
>>34256129Those are extreme outliers and you know that
been reading romance novels as a grown man. brutal
>>34256139for me it's the beach wolverine-wannabe
>>34256143why the hell would you do that?
>>34256129The one in the tub isn't so bad if you got him a decent haircut and better glasses. Just too babyfaced for his body.
>>34256130Nah, what’s the point in that? We are only stuck in the quagmire of our own failures. The men who win will never have sympathy, and women can’t feel emotions inherently
>>34256129So fucking funny. Legit comedy gold.
>>34256137There's a cold place in hell for bus riders who shit on other bus riders, the car havers aren't going to give you a free car.
Why don't men get in bar fights anymore?
>>34256133This is a skill issue. If the woman is being dominated in the field of emotions by a man, she’s extremely shit at being a woman
>>34256145idk. just dont feel like gooning anymore, only thing that spikes the feelgood chemicals is the idea of love and emotional intensity now
>>34256143this romance anime was an important piece of healing for my adult male heart
>>34256150Lawyers
>>34256150lawyers
>>34256136Idk I'm grindin thoigh
>>34256132Antipsychotics, probably. Barring that, who needs reality tv when you have the best drama, entertainment, and turmoil going in your relationship? Imagine.
>>34256150You’re picturing a fistfight, the reality is one guy trying to pull a gun while he’s being jumped by a group with machetes
>>34256150our brains aren't damaged by all the leaded gasoline fumes anymore
>>34256142>Those are extreme outliers and you know thatIt's 2026Face matters more than muscles any dayFace>Frame>Hair>Height>Muscles
>>34256150I've never been to a bar
>>34256161
>>34256137Stoners are always like no I'm not addicted to drugs and it's so funny
>>34256161that's just repeats of the same 4 guys + 1 criminal
I’m so stressed I can’t sleep right anymore, I have nights where I don’t sleep at all and even when I do sleep I feel tired all the time. I want to die.
>>34256154>>34256155I'll lariat your lawyer's head off, boy.
>>34256158how would that make her less appalling to look at?
>>34256163>got a billionaire pregnantHe's ugly now but he fuckin won
>>34256150Lawyers Always fuckin lawyers
>>34255985>not unless we simultaneously destroy monogamy cultureHow can we help?
>>34256149I'm shitting on hard drugs users who insert themselves into my personal space anon. And explaining that I run into them more on the bus than every other place I go combined. I literally ride the bus I am not sure why you think I'm shitting on bus riders. I'm calling attention to a correlation I've noticed between being on the bus and being talked to by men who are currently high on some kind of stimulant. Whatever you're mad about is your own issue
>>34256167What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start.
>>34256169Women think that's ugly ?
>>34256161The only one in that pic that is actually kinda cute is young Leo. The rest is faggot or ghetto tier.
>>34256166What keeps you up
>>34256107do it and post the video
>>34256169He really did, gotta respect game
only idiots want to settle things with violence and duels instead of through lawyers and courts.
>>34256161Face > Height > Frame > Hair > Muscles
>>34256150I dated a guy who had a scar that definitely looked like it was a stab wound for a few months. He said it was a bar fight but idk.>>34256164If you think weed and crack are on the same playing field I'm scared for you. Never try drugs.
>>34256179No nigga. Fuck red tape. Take your sword and behead me if you disagree.
>>34256167They are like a hydra, you strike one down and two more will spawn in its place
>>34256176I think it’s all just stress, I just lie down and can’t fall asleep despite being tired.
>>34256166Want a virtual hug?
>>34256181I've smoked shit you can't even pronounce
>>34256182that's essentially how the black communities in america operate and yeah, pinnacles of civilization
>>34256168I’ve only seen unconfirmed pictures. She didn’t look all that bad? A very dyatlov appearance. Not great, not terrible.
>>34256179>only idiots want to settle things with violence and duels instead of through lawyers and courts.How are the tunnels in the winter?
>>34256184Or cry yourself to sleep. That always works for me.
>>34256185Literally that would be the best thing rn. F
>>34256184Yeah if course, but I mean what's on your mind
>>34255870Mind sharing your encyclopedic knowledge on this? >>34255043
>>34256191*Hugs*Hope you feel better.
>>34256192In the evening? Besides the daily mundane task lists, I like to think about what I may want to accomplish in the next five years. Usually a career goal, personal goal and family goal. I kind of flesh that out and mentally build components to try and figure out how to maxxxximize myself to create a positive influence, dedicated in my passion and excel in my career. I don't always hit my goals.
>>34254973M or FWhich one do you think is more attractive?
>>34255026I think he meant temperature. Girlies have some cold skin.>>34255042Based
>>34256190I can’t cry, I had to force myself to cry at my gramma’s funeral even though I was sad about it.>>34256192Just work, I hate it, I work 12 hour shifts and I don’t have time to recover on the das I work and it takes me 3 days to recover when I do have days off.
>>34256198NANOMACHINES SON
>>34256198right because I'm not superficial and can see looks past the dumbfuck glasses and haircuts
>>34256198>druggie vs body dysmorphia no thanks
How come I can’t get wacked in a mass shooting
I wish I had the desire to lose weight but I airways give up so easily
Some of you fellas are gonna be so stoked when you find out they love fairly average bodies and dare I say even a little chubbiness
>>34256209A shame that I am a hungry skeleton
>>34256208>airways give up so easilyYeah I bet they do you fat fuck
>>34256208>I wish I had the desire to lose weightThis is your desire
>>34256212So is it this or this >>34256129Pick a fucking lane
>>34256212All those “woman” posts were written by trannies or dishonest women
>>34256212I wish I looked like the picture in the top right corner
question for men why don’t you EVER dm first? why do you just orbit and like my posts/replyguy hard but never act dm?
>>34256208do you understand why you're struggling to give up processed and high energy density foods and big portions/frequent snacking?
>>34256209>they love fairly average bodies and dare I say even a little chubbinessYou mean once they turn 30 and they need to find a man to marry and settle with?yeah, sounds great
>>34256212if you're a woman you don't need to lose weight, you can just embrace slampig status. picture proof
>>34256216Because men who pull don't ever jester. They know you'll message first.
>>34256216You’re more interesting in the imagination than the reality
>>34256215Uh pretty gay bro
>>34256198FNo thanks
>>34256216Men have learned that if a woman is interested in a guy, she'll make a move to get his attention.If she makes no effort in getting you to notice her, then she isn't into you.
>>34256225Why do dudes lend any credence to what psycho eyes demon bitches like picrel say. Laugh and move on
>>34256223It's called sissymaxxing
>>34256218Try 19 and virgin. It’s really that easy.
At the end of the day, we are slaves to the whims of the feminine
>>34256218at least the one girl who was clearly a lesbian in this video was pretty chill. she's not in this clip though.
>>34256222this is true for both genders desuim im ome of those situations where there is just enough plausible deniability that he actually isnt into me and it would be really weird and off putting to dm first. i have always dm’d first usually.
>>34256030FAround 3. I get showered in compliments when I go out, but I don’t get asked out a lot
>>34256233Damn I don’t recall asking but thanks for sharing
>>34254973Girl I know, guess my crush does weekly themed gathering with her friends. Usually a culture theme or whatever.One of the upcoming ones is my ethnicity which she them invited me to. And tried to figure out which day I would be avail to have it. Should I go or is this jester shit if I haven't been invited to previous ones?
>>34256239is this some sort of new pasta?
>>34256238youre welcome
>>34256239I don’t believe you
>>34256241I can’t wait to hear more about how hard your life is because Chad refuses to commit
>>34256240Didn't get a real response when I posted it in the last thread>>34256242It's real. Is the situation really that goofy? Should I bail even though she is hosting it on a day I said I would be available to drink?
>>34256230Thats what dreams are made of
>>34256245Damn this is terrible English what county are you from
>>34256247Maybe yours
>>34256248he's indian
>>34256245Nah fuck off
Would you be nutty buddies with the other anons itt?
>>34254973Girl i lost my virginity always kind of doms me in a nice way whenever she sees me. How do I stop giving in. Eg. When I say hello to her she usually says something silly like "that's not how you normally greet me" and just stares me down until I kiss her on the cheek. Or she will be all touchy. Like scratching my face/ears til smile like a cornball
>>34256254What
>>34256255Grab her by the waist and pull her in quick. And press your face against hers. Then give her some snappy one liner and kiss her.
>>34256250That was butter smooth rizz, non.
>>34256216Question. What does it mean if she keeps messaging you first and starting the convo first (I never initiate texts)But then only suggests hanging out in groups settings. But can be flirty irl
>>34256258I hope that’s sarcasm, mine was. I’m bitter
>>34256257This would work on me.
>>34256216I don't even have insta
>>34256250Would make my bed feel much less lonely, that is for sure.
>>34256257I do but she doesn't kiss back. I just kiss her smirking mouth til she pulls away and laughs a bit. Or the other way I greet her is I kiss the palm of her hand. I generally like kissing the top of girls hands and i told her years ago that she will be the only girl whose palm id kiss and I've kept my word to this day.
I performatively ate another salad in my kitchenI put it in a giant bucket because I don't have a bowl big enough Because when I eat a salad:A slop bucket, roughageThere's only three ingredients The baby arugula - whatever spring mix, you know, it's like the pre-made stuffAnd then there's about 600 pounds of croutons and then a half a gallon of dressing And I have to take my shirt off because it gets real messy
Have you ever ordered 330 gallons of sulfuric acid?
Women, do you have a feeling of contentment when things go your way?I just learned that I can go to work on V*lentine's day and I'm so happy.
>>34256275No anon, I absolutely hate it when things work out for me. HATE IT.
>>34256216I know my place
>>34256267This literally gave me a headache
>>34254973Girls. What does it mean if a girl gives you a bottle of her perfume and says I should spray it in my car and on my bed/pillow
>>34256220MASSIVE CLUNGE
I never realised the lengths I'd have to goAll the darkest corners of a sense I didn't knowJust for one moment, I heard somebody callLooked beyond the day in hand, there's nothing there at all
>>34256255>>34256269You're so lucky it hurts
>>34256285Not really. She just acts stupid like this when we haven't seen her in a while then it goes back to normal
Would you go for a swim in this 2000 year old roman thermal bath?
>>34256291I could be the first drowning victim in it
>>34256293Pretty sure you wouldn't be the first one, considering it was used during the Byzantine and Ottoman periods.
>>342562913 new strains of aids
>>34256294I could be the one first drowned by you, if you’d be so kind
>>34256291If it's price-gouged, sure. I've stopped swiming in free or cheap public pools a long time ago because the colored folk ruined it.
>>34256296Hm, what would be your arguments to make me do that? >>34256295Pfsh, it's 45 degrees celsius, that boils the aids.
>>34256300You could take a water testing kit with you and this in turkey, I don't think there's as much Indians there as in Canada.
Hey everyone, I'm rob and I'm running a half marathon in April.
>>34256301A favour for an old friend. Otherwise you can have my money and stuff
>>34256305Hi Rob I'm Rape
>>34256307And what will you be doing in April?
>>34256306Ok well, but can I sedate you first so you can go peacefully?
Chat, it is so over for me.
>>34256312Y
>>34256309Will you sing to me
fool me once shame on me, I mean shame on you but fool me twice, shame on you again
>>34256308Raping her
How do you feel about people that are afraid of dogs? I personally am disgusted by them. Same with spiders. People with phobias annoy me.
>>34256314Slept too much, now I cannot sleep. Tired, lonely. Wtf is even the point of a holiday about romance for someone who is alone. blah
>>34256315That can be arranged. What should be done with your body after?
I thought Valentine's was February 8th? Guess not. I think I was thinking of March 8th
>>34256320
>>34256320So you have a phobic phobia? Interesting.
>>34256320You should start a poll to find out the most common phobias in chat.
>>34256323Whatever you like. It is yours. Leave it somewhere that only you can find it
Personally my phobia is the idea of swimming above the mariana trench.
I have decided to get Sashimi Donburi tomorrow.
>>34256321Oh yeah, that. Have you tried substance abuse?
>>34256329I could have it turned into a diamond and make a necklace out of it.
>>34256324There are a lot of days dedicated to women.
>>34256336They are very lovely. Mm women
>>34256335Hard to believe I’m worth a diamond, but that would a nice fate, always with you
>>34256335>>34256339You two are the gayest niggas I know
I love women!
>>34256333based, if your sushi spot is owned by a korean (like they usually are) you should consider asking for Hoe-deopbap instead
>>34256334I do not partake. Natural supplements, only.
>>34256325I had this older woman as my neighbour and when she saw my dog going down or up the stairs she would grab her chest make this screeching noise and run into a corner or back into her flat. My dog was always on a leash in the building. It was just pathetic. Made me so mad for some reason. Her reaction was so baffling.
It would appear that 4chan is becoming extremly slow on my campus wifi. Any reason for that?
>>34256346Get your own wifi fellow. Much quicker
>>34256340Yeah, I hate myself too
>>34256343That explains your misery.
>>34256346People are watching more porn now, occupying the bandwidth.
>>34256335Even the fakest stones can be beautiful.
>>34256355Maybe from a distance
>>34256344Idk around big dogs I'm just tense and nervous. And I try to keep my distance. But I don't speg out about it like that.
>>34256344You have a dog in the flat? I fucking hate retards like you. Dogs aren't flat animals.
>>34256360She's a black Labrador. 20 years she doesn't need the big pasture anymore.>>34256359That's alright
>>34256348It’s my id’ed wifi>>34256354Porn actually load on the wifi. I’m starting to wonder if they’re actively tracking what I shitpost on wifi specifically and that’s why the pages won’t load.
>>34256364>wonderNo need to wonder, they definitely do.
>>34256346Might be throttling certain sites, I remember they banned it on my campus
>>34256364As long as you don't look up some stuff they can consider dangerous they don't care. You can look at busty latinas and feet stuff all day
>>34256364They don't want you on "alt-right" website. Are you in Canada?
>>34256361Yeah the thing is I can't predict what an animal is gonna do unlike a human, I feel like screeching like a retard would just freak it out lmao
*plays a tiny violin for the newly single folk on vday*
>>34256367Here’s the thing… Why would ban such an important piece of freespeech of the internet, on a university’s campus of all places? It dosen’t make sense! It goes against any university’s role. Even for sociollogical study purposes, you could even justify your use of the site as a way to observate how people behave under anonimity. Banning 4chan on campus is almost like banning wikipedia or chat-GPT or google-Scholar. It make no sense!
>>34256372I see. Well I might have been too harsh. I will try to be more understanding.
>>34256360My dog has a flat back of head, what does it mean?
>>34256380his moms didn't force enough belly time on himyou should inform cps
Women, please rate height, hair, frame, face, and muscles in order of attractiveness.
>>34256383>height>frame>hair>face>muscles
You might want to stick around for when biological engineering destroys out need for food water and currencies and you will get to look any way you want.
Masturbation is almost as good as sex with a moid but doesn't have STD/reputation/getting knocked up/safety risks. Moids, give me one reason why I should fuck you
>>34256385mega meow moment
Should I date a girl who has a komodo dragon as a pet, or is it a redflag?
>>34256385Why would that make me not want to be dead
>>34256386not a moid but there's something primal about being this close to a man that masturbation can never make up for
>>34256383Confidence, personality, and a positive attitude matter more than looks.
>>34256378It's from adverse childhood experiences that I never got over mostly but you are free to think whatever you wish
>>34256386That's a self-imposed problem by foids because you despise virgin men and prefer the STD-ridden Chads since they're vetted by other female creatures. You reap what you sow.
>>34256386I'll cuddle with you after and you can sleep in my arms.
>>34256255Cute
>>34256391Because you could program your brain into being happy instead of sad
>>34256394No male answers, please.
>>34256386I can kiss you and caress you and move my hands along your body. And then after we're done we can lie together and I can hold you, and we can whisper to each other or just enjoy each other's company in silence. And maybe fall asleep like that
>>34256386Why should I? Plenty of other foids that won't make me give them anything but one thing.
>>34255852*wears mask*
It's Frieren Friday!
>>34256400Lobotomize myself? No thanks, I’ll wait out the 4 years
>>34256386I won't.Enjoy yourself.
>>34256408More like fix the chemical imbalances in your brain. Being sad is nice sometimes but all the time? Not very nice.
>>34256403>>34256398>>34256392Okay it's thrilling but the risks are still huge
>>34256383Can’t. All important
Women thoughts on maladaptive daydreaming?
>>34256407Do you seriously watch animes?
>>34256411Yeah, not very nice, but there’s nothing for me here
>>34256414None are more important than another?
>>34256415I mean, what else is one supposed to do when reality is absolute trash?
>>34256417Then I will find something for you here. Just you wait. The entire World will rally to me.
>>34256383>face and frame>height>hair>muscles (being in good shape is important but big bulky muscles aren't)
>>34256421Good luck
>>34256420I dunno. It's what I do
>>34256407Indeed it is. Question.Why did Frieren attack these unfortunate immigrants on sight, even though the local authorities clearly allowed them to stay in the town?
>>34256424And what are you dreaming about? Also, who's the judge of what's maladaptive and what isn't?
>>34256423Thanks. You might not remember this exchange but you will know me when you see me.
>>34256413That why you gotta vet him. That's what dating is for.
>>34256407fuck yeah dude
Iamtheanonyouknowwhatimean
>>34256427>And what are you dreaming aboutBasically about being the man I wanna be and the things I wanna do but never will. A worthy person. What about you. >Also, who's the judge of what's maladaptive and what isn't?I dunno but it definitely feels like it's bordering on obsession/mental illness
It's lowkey kind of an ick when a man doesn't have a criminal record.
>>34256416Bro, where do you think you are?>>34254973
you are my sexy foid ooo my sexy foid
>>34256434>>34256436>>34256432why are you moids so funny?
Reze or Makima?
>>34256435I am in my bedroom
>>34256432I fucking hated this game so much.
>>34256438Makima. Reze’s arc was too short
>>34256433>What about youReturning to the stone ages.>obsessive I mean, if every hour of every day is shit then dreaming about a better timeline every hour of every day doesn't seem obsessive to me, seems natural.
>>34256440I liked it very much. Still do. The first one the sexond one not so much.
>>34256437Idk
>>34256438Rez my dih into your makima bitch!
>>34256437Why are you foids so cute and silly?
Is it true that girls who play games hate when female characters are portrayed as attractive?
>>34256445lmfaoalso, is this a subtle yo momma joke?
>>34256449That’s a man
Why are rape victims so evil? Were they born evil or they became evil after getting raped? :D
>>34256442What do you like about Makima?
>>34256448mental illness most likely>>34256449nah, I like to pick the cutest female character and then obliterate the male players so they get an erection
>>34256437So we can lure silly foids into our bedrooms easily. As for our large ears and sharp teeth? You'll find out soon enough.
>>34256444The 2nd was just the 1st but more stuff but fuck man, sitting in the summer heat sweating my ass off and just pressing r over and over trying to finish that shit, glad I never have to play it again. Was a mood though I'll admit
>>34256455but will you pork the grandma first and then use her clothes for cross dressing?
I’m gonna be so sad if my only friend doesn’t want to go to a bar with me on saturday to flirt with women. I haven’t seen him in a few years and it would be nicer just to hang out for a bit, even if we didn’t talk to any women :(
>>34256456Yeah summer sweat and hotline sound exhausting. I actually beat it multiple times. Once in 2 hours. For some reason i really liked getting the high score.
>>34256408What if you don't like where you end up?
>>34256453She’s brilliantly written to the point where the audience doesn’t understand her motives when they’re explicitly stated. A very good commentary on the power of abuse
>>34256452One femanon said that only the weird girls from her class got abused. So maybe they deserved it.
>>34256458GILF vore
>>34256443>Returning to the stone agesWhat do you idolize about it>every hour of every day is shit There's something to be said about it stopping you from pursuing a better life but if you're too far gone, fuck it I guess
>>34256449>Is it true that girls who play games hate when female characters are portrayed as attractive?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEBmnh1CzgFor a lot of them, yes.
Can women store things in their vaginas?
You think people in the past were prettier? I feel like the more we breed the uglier we are getting. Or maybe we are getting prettier due to the number of specimens breeding? I dunno
>>34256450Yo mama so stupid she tried to ride XBOX LIIIVE
>>34256462I’ll be dead. In that case, skill issue
>>34256438Why not both?
>>34256398Wish I could sleep in (his) arms
>>34256452Give it a rest, Sarge.
>>34256407For me, it's Himmel the Hero
>>34254973Women, what does it feel like when you cuddle with a new guy after your ex boyfriend?
>>34256469In the 70’s people didn’t have that much corn syrup in their food. They didn’t wear so much makeup and bbl weren’t a thing. So yes!
Any femanon know stuff about plants? I am going to imagine you touching me while telling me about orchids.
>>34256466Everything from there being no watches, no phones, no politics, no taxes. Everything was so much better back then. I'd much rather freeze or starve to death or be mauled by a wild animal after losing the battle against nature than having to go to work to be allowed to have a roof over my head and something in my stomach ever again. >stopping you from pursuing a better lifeI don't believe that. I'm pretty certain that the first 500 times you realized your life wasn't how you wish it was, you tried your hardest to change that but at some point you had to accept that it just doesn't work and resort to give yourself a break by fleeing to a fantasy dimension.
>>34256460Yeah after sweating it out on a level for 30 minutes and it gives you a D it's just like fuck you I don't care. Those jungle ones were a bitch. And the music was extremely disorienting after a while the sound design was actually pretty dope.
>>34256474Your radar is extremely shit
>>34256479Begone plant-gooner. I will keep my flora lore secret.
>>34256463Any dimwit could tell that she was evil from the start
>>34256481I enjoyed the flamethrower. Well good job on beating it. The music was really great.
>>34256471It's not pleasant, If the NDE I had was any indication.
Both straight and gay people are lying, everyone is bisexual.
>>34256484Shame. I would listen to you whisper to me your secrets all day. I love the smell of wet pine needles
>>34256477Sad. Empty. Lonely.Has never worked for me for felt right.
>>34256480What do you have against watchesYeah I sometimes fantasize about being in the middle of nowhere on my own. Or just against some great adversary. Feels like it's on your own terms even if you're losing and at least you went down fighting. A queen of the stone age perhaps...>accept that it just doesn't workYeah like I said, sometimes there's just nothing else. I hope we can get what we want after this life it's the only thing giving me a glimmer of hope
>>34256488I am aware, but it’s better than this
>>34256419Can’t choose, maybe height isn’t that important but.. I like that too
I was given this life with so much potential and so much to see and I am expected to just give it up after a few decades and go back to the eternal void? I don't think so. There is only this and I will remain.
Sorry coomers of 4chan, but Emo Anthony mogs them all.
>>34256449Nope
>>34256499I liked Ian more. SHUT UP!
>>34256476Based Himmelchads
>>34256486The flamethrower was kinda cool until it ran out of ammo like everything else. Sniper was my fav I liked nailing fatties from across the map. The music was cool but it was really loud. All the sounds were loud 2bh. It was uncomfortable but sold the aesthetic well I think.
>>34256476Looks like a Filipino chick
Would you agree to have your skin replaced with fish scales if you had been burned?
>>34256505They had an invaluable friendship with one another. But for as long as gooner losers continue to plague /tv/ and similar boards, I will continue to love Emo Anthony dearly
>>34256508I remember not wanting to play with earphones because it was indeed loud. Stopped playing with earphones after that bomb in that house went off. Don't remember if that was 1 or 2. But I think you know what I am talking about.
>>34256513Lovely<3
>>34256499I have the first issue of Smosh magazine. How much could it be worth?
>>34256513>for as long as gooner losers continue to plague /tv/ and similar boards, I will continue to love Emo Anthony dearlyHow are these related?
So there is like 5 of us here.
>>34256449The only people who care enough to complain are obese whale people who desperately need an Ozempic prescription
Women.How wet can you get?Just slightly moist, or outright drippin?Is it more on the thick or very runny side?
>>34256519Yeah
>>34256514Yeah that was 1. I set it off like 4 or 5 times lol.
>>34256425Because Frieren knows their game
>>34256519Problem?
>>34256490Ok fine. You can have one. Did you know that grapes were mainly domesticated in ancient times in settlements that had no or little access to safe water because crushing the juicy fruits and slightly fermenting it to kill bacteria was a much safer way to have enough liquid? It also made it possible to store the nutrients in grapes for longer times instead of them spoiling quickly once ripe, which is why even children were mainly given wine to drink.
>>34256524quite a gritty game.
>>34255154Which anime?
>>34256499All? I'm a straight guy and I could name 100 men that mog emo Anthony.
>>34256527Amazing. Coincidently I am eating white grapes right now. Thank you!
>>34256517Emo Anthony is priceless>>34256518They like to pump their rods to unfunny YouTube harpies (one of them is a genuine piece of shit) so they forgive and cheer the desecration of something that once was very special to me. If there was ever a great example of moids at their lowest, it would probably be that.
>>34256530You’re probably gonna say penguinz0 or something. In which case, that’s just like, your opinion man.
>>34256532Are you ever actually going to contribute anything positive to this thread or just namefag shit into it?
>>34256531>eating white grapes Very good, keep it up.
>>34255160>Jason X, Jason goes to hell, Freddy v JasonI prefer Jason Luv v Adam22's wife
>>34256533A spineless manlet? No. But if we're talking only youtubers, Logan Paul mogs both Anthony and Charlie.
>>34256535
>>34256534Ok fineMoids, what was your favorite anime you watched within the past five years? Any genre.
>>34256534>not filtering namefags in current yearCouldn't be me.
>>34256528Love and I hate ithttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=396q_Yqvdxo
>>34256540I haven't seen any animes in over a decade.
>>34256541Oops ;)
>>34256540NTA. Saya No Uta
>>34256532Did some chick take over smosh?
>>34256546lmfao
I just tried to give this "Heated Rivalry" show a watch. It's not a show for gay men, it's a show for women who like gay men.
>>34256525>There is only one reason why man-eating predators would speak the human language.>It's not a language to communicate, but to deceive.
>>34256540I haven't really watched much in quite a while.I'm going to say CITY: The Animation and think about if there were any others.It also has an amazing OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVyv56psv50 and ED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP9yvQKl02QAnd fucking CRIMINALLY underrated. Also episode 5 is literally the most impressive, mind-blowing thing I've ever seen in any anime or probably anything animated ever. I'm not exaggerating, it's fucking unreal.
>>34256552Does the Asian bottom?
Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.
>>34256553What do you mean? He only ate beef jerky?
>>34256557It starts with D.
>>34256547Multiple chicks did. To men and hogs, that’s probably very progressive and empowering. But for me, it’s terrible and I hate them all. They all come off as the very same people who would’ve mocked the emos who loved the original Smosh in 2009-2012.>>34256555Oh nice. I almost always love anything KyoAni makes. I was very excited to see Haruhi as the OP image for this thread.
>>34256557Julian
>>34256559
>>34256556He's a power bottom lol
>>34256560>hogsLol
>>34256557Anon
>>34256562Damn, now there's a face femanons would sit on!
I just saw two cute lesbians making a lovely video on tiktok and I swear to god, one of them looks just like my ex.Maybe I am imagining things...
Do you think they visited the island?
>>34256567Pronounces onnunnon
>>34256562Idk who that is.
>>34256570Sauce
>>34256570>two cute lesbiansThey're always pretending if they're both even marginally attractive.
>>34256571They look gay
>>34256571100%Anthony interviewed that tranny freak Kris Tyson from MrBeast's team. Atoga was saying that Kris Tyson did nothing until all the texts came out and then atoga pretended that it never happened, kek. I was right once again, as always.
Now I shed my horrid flesh
>>34256576Stop being a creep.>>34256575No, that'd be weird.
If you were out on a walk and a lion attacked you and you somehow managed to kill it would you wear it's pelt as a trophy on your head or shoulder or not?
>>34256581
>>34256576Have you fucked an FF couple?
>>34256570Lol, yuricuck
>>34256571These two methhead cheaters are not Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla from the defunct since 2014 YouTube channel Sm0sh. They’re impostrous freaks trying to destroy their good names out of jealousy.
>>34256584I would. I'd also rip out the heart and eat it raw.
>>34256573It is Damien from “Vampire Diaries”
>>34256589Post the comic!
>>34256586It is the same
>>34256592aha
>>34256591Very cool.
>>34256590At least Ian just looks like a dorky dad now.
>>34256580In all fairness, how was the imposter supposed to know that person was a pedophile at the time of interviewing? Also, how does one visit Epstein Island while they’re a literal fetus?
>>34256591I mean.. if it even had a heart to begin with - figuratively.
>>34256593Apologies, didn't save it
>>34256580Atoga did? Was it more pozzed back then?
>>34256597
>>34256600Shame
>>34256596mhm, did you know that the last oracle of Delphi was >Go tell the king the wondrous hall is fallen to the ground>Apollo has no longer a chamber, nor a laurel-branch>Nor a prophet-spring>the speaking water has ceased to flow
>>34256595Wish I had a honey to put food in my mouth
THE DRUG ADDICTED FREAK IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE THE REAL ANTHONY PADILDO
>>34256586Femanons would you take your meds if they were in the shape of sexy moid fingers you could suck on
>>34256609Wish I had a man I could put in mine.
>>34256609peanut butter?
>>34256603Shit, i didn't know that.
>>34256608No I did not know that. Thank you for sharing!
>>34256612The World is cruel. Wish you were here. >>34256613Grapes and chocolate
>>34256611Women do seem to like chewing on our fingers for some reason
>>34256614I know things most people don’t.I’ve probably already said too much.Are you CIA?
>>34256602It was right after Kris came out as trans. I said that he was a fucked up freak for ruining his family and it doesn't take a genius to know that trannies are pedos. A few anons on /atoga/ defended him and said that he can do what he wants and just because he's trans, doesn't mean he's pedo etc. A few months later when the texts came out and I posted about it again, all those defenders went quiet, kek.
Excited for the 4chan film.
>>34256619None of what you just said was nu Anthony’s fault in any way shape or form, nor did he know any of that at the time of interviewing
>>34256622It ends with me breaking qt out of prison and shooting myself
Nobody here likes the methhead loser trying to ruin Anthony’s good name. We’re all about drug-free Emo Anthony here.
>>34256622it starts with me ghosting everyone
>>34256610Is Courtney the one you hate?
>>34256618>Are you CIA?Nope, no constitutional violations here.
Lana. Lana. Lana. LANAAAAAAAA!Danger zone.
I got fingered by my moid today right after we woke up
>>34256627More like Whoretney Muleler
>>34256619Based.
>>34256617I remember there was one that wanted to "play dentist" with a moid and by that she meant she just wanted to stick her fingers around in a guy's mouth but thought it'd be weird to say outright
>>34256625Stop posting this gay shit.
>>34256631Cool, do you not have a journal or friends to share this with? Or do you normally outsource your validation to strangers and we’re the unlucky witnesses?
>>34256631Did you squirt?
I want to do something crazy and funny.
>>34256636Just reminding you incels of what Chad gets to experience
>>34256635I’m straight, moron.
Moid hands.
>>34256640Thanks entj
>>34256640lol
>>34256636>do you not have a journal or friends to share this with?I don't>Or do you normally outsource your validation to strangersYeah
Just so you moids know, 4chan is never, ever where I want to spend my weekends.
Forgot what I w
>>34256648Same.
>>34256646Gross, get cancer and die
I remembered. Muttley laugh complication
What kind of issue is it when you cannot sleep without a specific person? I feel dumb af. I am exausted.
>>34256656Yearning
>>34256631>>34256646Hope you had fun
>>34256652That's pretty harsh, Sarge
>>34256656Being dumb
It's funny thinking about her getting fingered and the entire time she excited about sharing that with her 4chan buddies
>>34256648We know, JH.>>34256631Hot.>>34256636We're not unlucky.>>34256652Incel.
>>34256664When I get my first handjob I'll be thinking about you guys
>>34256636i know you're an incel, but ppl don't just tell their friends every time they fuck
>>34256667I will be the same lol
>>34256665Fuck off. I don't talk about my sexual experiences unless prompted by questions. And I certainly don't use the word "moid" like that.
State gender and your thoughts on the now-indisputable fact the West is ruled by literal baby raping Jews and degenerate slaves who worship the ground they walk on.
>>34256485Anon wasn't talking about her just being evil retard
>>34256674I'll be honest. After seeing these horrors beyond my comprehension for so long. I don't really care.
Wonder if we will have flying automobiles in 2060
>>34256671>And I certainly don't use the word "moid" like that.Oh, thank goodness. That would be offensive!
If you reject a guy for not being muscular enough, if he works out and builds muscle mass then would you reconsider?
>>34256680They won't do it for a guy who gets taller, so I doubt it.
>>34256679Exactly, it's such a rude term. I'm not offensive at all. Now all you stupid fucks should post your fucking cock stats immediately.
First impressions is all that matters. They get an idea of you and they stick to it no matter what you do or change.
>>34256683Wait till this nigga hears about icks
>>34256665>>34256669You act like this because you’re deeply insecure
I remember when I was talking my math teacher back when I was 6 years old and she told me to stop smiling so much. I also heard her telling other teachers about me only pretending to be nice. I still don't know what the fuck was her problem
>>34256687She had to teach Maths to children under 10
>>34256687When I was in third grade, my teacher told me to stop pouting whenever I got in trouble, but I didn't think I was pouting, so I made an effort to never pout when I was upset in public like ever since. She also called me the n word twice but I never told on her.
How the fuck am I going to get a true love’s kiss if I don’t have a true love
Samurai Jack season 5 was awful
>>34256690That is quite a conundrum.
I, quite literally and unironically, just wanted to play video games.
>>34256695This shit is retarded, divination is fake, I am dying alone
>>34256689Are you black
>>34256696You need to acknowledge your privilege
>>34256698Partially, yes.
>>34256674F, it wasn't surprising in the slightest, but to be reminded every day of the fact that (((some))) people can do whatever the fuck they want with zero consequences and knowing that the only way to be wealthy and power is to be evil is frustrating. I wish it would all just be burned to the ground already.
Femoids, would you date a closet brony?Would you watch it with him?
>>34256703No and no.
>>34256704You might already be, if he's very deep.>>34256706That's just plainly incorrect. Though there are tons of Chinese ones now, it's resurgent over there.
>>34256707>Though there are tons of Chinese ones now, it's resurgent over there.Since when?
Femanons is it an ick if he giggles or talks in a silly voice when you're cuddling and right up in each other's faces
Women aren't beating easymode allegations
>>34256710Dunno exactly, maybe a year? There's ALL kinds of G4 merchandise popping up there, it's incredibly popular suddenly.
>>34256718The problem is they're playing on passive mode, they don't get to influence the difficulty. It's hyper turbo easy mode if society (men) makes it so, or impossible mode if not. Currently in the western world they're on super ultra mega hyper infinite plus turbo max easy mode, to the point where they're trying to give their privilege away to men in dresses.
>>34256722A bizarrely good take
Just told the girl I'm flirting with that it's cool if she finds a valentine's date. Is this peak unemployment cuckery?
Are femanons gonna get their cheeks clapped?
Just created some unholy slop
>>34256735Just woke up and am beyond tired
AI makes me cum harder than my ex
>>34256738Just ate my slop
>GenderThoughts on Sophie Turner as Lara Croft?
>>34256735Did you use ChatGPT?
>>34256740Did he have a small wiener?
Might need help with this lasagna I bought. Says I just out it in the micriwave gor 3 minutes but I don't know id I should remove the lid or keep it. Will conuslt later because I am not hungry rn
