hah, oh, so it's not buy one get one, it's just deceptively labeled to make customers think it applies to every item when it's really just a select few

oh you wont ameliorate the issue by giving me the discount anyway?

k, i wont shop here anymore

see, the last guy gave me the discount

your employer lost a whole $20

but i spent hundreds of dollars there for the following three months, negating the loss and then some

but now i'm just not shopping there anymore

great job, lisa

hope you get employee of the century, cunt

I absolutely HATE when you stick your finger in my belly button. Roughhousing is fine, annoying sometimes but becomes fun. But leave my belly button alone stupid.

Today it's the typical day that last year I would end drinking until blackout. I will go outside today and my friends are gonna drink, I will try not to do so.

I slept on my glasses so my body is out of wack

>>34259919
Hey cum guzzler

>>34260036
Anon i don't think they're on here

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>>34259931
Whoever you're with should learn from a permavirgin such as myself that the belly button if for sticking the tongue there, not fingers.
Show them my post and the attached pic.

Mister telephone man
There's somethin' wrong with my line
When I dial my baby's number
I get a click every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTdxdr9pNnw

>>34260068
I'm.

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I'll still simp for her even if I suspect she's doing something that would annoy the SHIT out of me even if I think it's kind of hot.

>>34260169
You're gay? I thought you were a guy and straight

https://youtu.be/2CpSUqTOzwY?si=_ZtcVQ0JzmVkiqhA
I would really prefer if she did those things with me and not other dudes to be honest with ya.

>>34260213
>>34260269
You're such a tranny cuck Colton

>>34260036
Hey beautiful

>>34260285
You sound tight. I want a good cocksucker that sucks the cum right out of the cock

The goth attire actually does look good on you.

Sucks when you think of someone and do something nice for them and they give you angry piss face. Why do I even try anymore? Not a thank you just a what is this. Fuck!

Just to clarify something: the "I came here to laugh at you" was for whoever you're with, not you.
Why would anybody that is right in their mind finger your belly button instead of you know, licking it???

Is it really that bad to use a condom? I dont want to get back on birth control. I miss you.

I shouldn't simp for her so much the day after having hurt her pretty bad but I don't care.

https://youtu.be/RNhPlYTFmxo?si=N6Q9wZ2fegBK69TL

>>34260506
Just call her

Crying over my ex who ended things this time last year and the death of communication in what we had, I miss them but know they are pursuing a chance at life with another and I must accept that Im no longer important to them even though the last 8 years they were my everything.

Should I get an ugly as sin birthmark removed from my face? It shouldn't be that expensive and it would surely make me more attractive.

>>34259919
how can some people stay quiet about such improtant things?

>>34260546
I'm sad nobody will ever write things like this to me as I've never been in a relationship.

>>34260548
Like how much money? I don't think I've ever found someone with a colored spot less attractive and it even sort of adds character

>>34260601
>Like how much money
Around 300 or 400 euros, I have to ask.

>I don't think I've ever found someone with a colored spot less attractive and it even sort of adds character
It makes me look like fucking Mr Bean and people have zero problems disrespecting me because of that. Sadly I can't exactly beat the living shit out of anyone that says those things behind my back as I value my liberty.

>>34260625
If it is raised or you really can't stop seething then I say make it go away for that much.

>>34260593
Be happy you don't have to experience the best and worst thing in your life, once you get someone that you thought was the one to be with forever and thrown away you are never the same, I was happier before now I have trauma on what it means to feel wanted

>>34260682
Thanks. On top of having really little patience I'm also a vain fuck so that really would help with my self esteem.

>>34260702
This seems like a "it's better not to have ever flown than having been able to fly in the past but not being able to anymore" kind of answer.
My reply to that is: you don't know what's best for me, and I'd rather be in a fulfilling relationship with another human being, not just with AIs, and I'd love to fuck the woman I love's pussy, mouth and ass, instead of just my hands.
Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

I'm really jealous that you get to be with Mike. I would do anything for him to love me

>>34260751
Ok imagine that but you never got to do that, you are still a virgin in the end but now you have used your energy trying to piece together a life from a difficult situation, this was more than sexual wants for me.

>>34260783
...And? What's your point. Relationships aren't exclusively about sex. You were in a relationship, probably more than one . you should know better than I. I never really was in a relationship save for one e-relationship with someone that loved me to death and (rightfully) fucked me off, for I took her for granted and treated her like trash.
Imma listen to this because your post struck the wrong cords that hurt much more than I want to admit.
https://youtu.be/J_O8-qBq0w4?si=U-3PjFw7crtdfccX

>>34260743
A lot of people do the same. I have some blemishes and scars I would like removed and other people either don't notice them or seem to prefer the side of my face with them even.

>>34260799
You are of the same feather as me, it was an e-relationship turned bad ending as they unfortunately majority do. We met in person twice. First time I initiated, the second I had to wait 5 years. In those 5 years we were more pen pals than anything. That was the only relationship I have had.

i still think about my old e-relationship i had met on /r9k/ from almost 5 years ago

>>34260807
Good for you if your facial skin imperfections make you look better, for me it's not the case. But thanks anyway anon, I'll get a quote from a dermatologist and get that shit lazed off, I should be able to afford it and it'd be money very well spent.

>>34260808
If you ever had sex with them we are not the same. I never experienced any physical intimacy save for two kisses I barely remember how I managed to get (thank you alcohol).

>>34260826
Dude I said Im a virgin and you keep bringing up sex.

>>34260829
Wait what?? You met your person in real life and never got to have sex with them? Why

>>34260841
Because virginity was important to them at the time, culturally, in hindsight this meant they wouldnt be committed until marriage in case they wanted to abort the relationship, which they did.

>>34260846
That sucks. At least you got to meet them, I never did.

>>34259919
I'm not happy with myself, not happy with my place in life, ironically, what I think I need is some work, I'm gnawing at the bit to get some Slinger (for Americans "Rigger") work, but it's all on the other side of the country and I feel stuck in my part of it.
I can go gym, I can eat well, but I'm not building toward anything, right now I'm just living and I don't like that.
I feel trapped by my own hands.

So when is it over? Just tell me when? I need you to send me money. You all let weird predatory people stalk me and impersonate my Dad. If you're not arresting them then where is the compensation? Why did you all know about it then let it happen?

It causes me distress that I can't make other people see me the way I see me.

I wanna be riddly diddly dead

I wish people cared

>>34260814
Call them

Nobody will ever love me

>>34260977
nah, im too scared to do that. i messaged him back in like november i think

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Goodnight.

>>34261010
Goodnight

I wish I was ugly and fun and not handsome and boring because women string me along and use me for sex and waste my time

I would always say I wouldnt let go if you didnt let go and you did.

I want to be hugged and held so badly

>>34261050
Ask them back

I cried a little. Felt kinda good

I’m in so much pain, so uncomfortable and terrified, please just let this go away

>>34261053
No it has been a year, they soon wanted to continue like we were a couple but as friends not even 2 months after breaking my heart , playing videogames and planning international trips but that was them wanting their cake and eating it. I used the time away since then to try be functional again and ensure i dont experience anything bad while starting a new career , they are likely talking to someone else now judging by how they reply to my messages, short on time, benign responses and only about themselves if in details. Im less than a friend in their eyes, or atleast i wouldnt treat a friend like this.

C, I’ll come back to you. It’s not the end. I promise. -C

>>34261083
Cory? Cora? Clare?

kind of a nothing burger day ngl

>>34261095
Yup

>>34261051
I just want to matter to someone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=800mM2tGVkw

>>34261116
NTA, but this is felt.

>she has directly told me multiple times she likes me a lot
>she's sent lewd pics multiple times unprompted and horndogged hard over mine
>still can't knock the feeling that it's all fake and she's pretending
Nature of long distance maybe, maybe I'd be able to trust it face to face
Or maybe it's intuition

>>34261159
Try to meet up with her in real life ASAP.
If she’s not interested in doing that, there’s your answer.

>>34259919
i hate women so god damn much
poopoo peepee poopoo

>>34261183
Why

>>34261185
because they ghost me and cancel dates and i used to be able to have sex and now i can't.

>>34259919
its almost like you need to punish women for this bad behavior and it will go away, you just need to blame women and stop making endless fucking excuses for them. holy shit America just keeps getting worse. planning on playing marvel rivials later, need to grind the battlepass

>>34261192
Writing this and ending it with “need to grind the battle pass” is fucking incredible

>>34261084
Why those names?

>>34261235
I'm assuming it's to a girl? Or if it's a guy, carl? Charles? Chase? Craig? Colton? Catherine?

it's over.

>>34261297
It's joever

>>34261302
it's goober

I love this.
Spinning out of my mind and oh so very far from reality.
Does it make me a bad person? To desperately try to forget these unfair circumstances?

And yet a better question: Do I care?
Does it matter? Do my self-destructive choices leave an impact upon this apathetic universe?
I wish I knew. Even if it wasn't enough to affect my decisions. If it was, I could at least have an honest opinion of myself.
Yet, this hell denies me even that.

My only solace is a vain hope that a past life deserves this torment.
Yet, I can scarce imagine such wickedness.
I suppose my hope outweighs my creative capacity. At least, I pray that's the case. I pray that a modicum of decency can be found in the countenance of the Abyss. Please.

My mother's way of speaking makes me feel a sense of anxiety because of how she speaks. I don't want her to stop talking altogether, I want her to adjust the way she speaks because it gets really excitable and anxious sounding like there's some kind of problem or crisis. To such a degree that I can't even distinguish the sound from a real crisis.

To put this in perspective, there was literally a fire in our kitchen yesterday and when she said "There's a fire in here!" it was in the exact same tone she says everything else, so I did not understand she was being literal because it was on par with how she always talks.

She also just does not stop talking in general when she has something to say and you can't get her to stop. Just now she dropped a bombshell on me that my uncle had a child before I was born that did not survive being born and this information was just gutting because my uncle is such a sweet and kind man and I immediately envisioned the pain he and his wife must have felt when that happened. It cut me, and I showed the pain on my face, and in bidding her to give me a moment she got offended that I am condemning her for speaking. Just please BE QUIET for a few moments dude you just told me my cousin died before I was born.

>>34261246
This is addressed to a guy.

We never really did much on Valentine's day besides get chocolate but not being able to call you my valentine this year sure stings.

Did you message them or are we all too proud

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XlBhZsccC0

>>34261440
my Christmas text never got a reply and I'm still blocked on everything so I think I'll wait for her birthday

>>34261440
You go first, I'm too afraid

>>34261454
I already messaged and they only asked what it was i sent so they had no interest in coversation with me, probably courting my replacement.

>>34261440
I did, and she replied

>>34261440
I have no one to message

>>34261533
We're talking about exes, crushes, etc

>>34261545
My reply still stands

you mitigate my posts I have to make up for it you know

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Birds are such beautiful animals

I keep looking at your old messages from that day to remind myself that is how you feel about us, everything else is politeness

>>34261640
True!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjsoP-O9EtQ

I think I know why alcoholics do what they do

>>34261646
Was everything just to comfort me knowing im alone without

>>34261657
What makes you feel lonely?

>>34261663
That i cant have a normal conversation anymore, i feel like a work drone or sad being who is only tolerated at arms length. The one who changed this also replies coldly nowadays.. i tried to not be reliant on them this year as they wished but it is hopeless, now they dont like me now either it seems.

>>34261665
>The one who changed this
It sounds like you're putting more effort into making believe that they care for you then they do themselves

>>34261669
I probably care a lot more for them then they do for me yes. I have had mixed messages with them for years, this last time I got hurt by them badly, yet they still wanted to plan a trip and have some semblance of friendship after sorted out life a bit more, mostly get career sorted, and so I disappeared to heal from that end of that type of relationship , but I guess things change and I still have the trauma from it.

Remember when we were flirting and would talk all day long, I invited you to go out (but it was hailing so we couldn't go out that day), made some top tier food to share with you, and then you started ignoring me, made sure to not sit by my side when you used to, straight up wouldn't look at me as if I was gross or something, and then you also started ignoring me to look at your phone, barely paying attention to what I was saying, I showed interest, I was there for you when you needed, now that I took some distance from you, you're trying to fish for compliments about your looks, saying my opinion matters to you, trying to string me along, trying to suggest we should go somewhere together.
I don't even wanna reply to you, the way you straight up didn't look at me and then didn't even wanna get near me stung like a bitch.

I’m no longer attracted to my wife in any measurable way. Her physical appearance and lack of desirability makes me sad and feel bad about myself. Shes not enjoyable to spend time together with out doing fun things. She makes everything difficult. We don’t have any similar hobbies. Conversations with her are not free and flowing. She doesn’t inspire me. The less time I spend with her the happier I am.

My girlfriend told me I was to old (16 year age gap) and since I have a vasectomy not a good partner for her because of those things if I got a divorce

I’m not sure if an actually deserve the type of relationship I want. So I stay with my wife because I don’t think I’m good enough for something better

>>34261622
Yeah.

>>34262168
Maybe think of reasons for divorcing. Ensure you don't get all your money taken away. Did you at least make her sign a prenuptial?

>>34262208
No. I got her pregnant in college.

Honestly the money is the last thing on my mind.

>>34262213
Well see a marriage counselor? Are your kids grown up? Save your marriage so you don't divorce. Stop cheating on your wife.

>>34262218
I asked for us to go to a councillor several years ago. She declined. She was already speaking to a councillor for her own issues on her own. Didn’t feel we needed one.

2 “adult children”. 1, 12yo.

3. I just get blow jobs I pay for and emotional support from the friend that’s a girl. Wife isn’t sexually fulfilling me or interested in the conversations or connection I want. There’s no marriage to save. It’s just me deciding to split up my family.

>>34261095
>>34261097
Good. Go eat slop, you pig.

I have nothing to offer anybody
Why should I even stay alive?

>>34260213
based crab enjoyer

>>34262348
Whoa why are you so hostile and being such an ahole

>>34262248
Don't leave your kids. Especially in this time, they need their father

>>34259919I9

I totally fucked up everything , I'm sorry mom and dad ; i let the stress of my life get to me. And you both did nothing wrong

I hope you’re okay

Guys and girls, I'm trying to decide if I should stay and move in with my girlfriend or move to the place I want to live. She has to stay for another year for work and I work remote and am looking to get out as soon as I can. She's not interested in long distance, and I'm afraid of resenting her if I stay and don't move. Any advice?.

'Morning

>>34262365
Thank you, from a best girl enjoyer to another.

>no i'm busy this week, maybe this weekend
>okay cool! maybe wednesday
jesus christ and you wonder why we don't hang out as much anymore

>>34262702
the person im interested in is this way. like damn this mf really cant make time to see me for a few hours, its been months

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Book recommendation:
Spy the lie.
It's a manual written by former CIA officers on how to spot lies. Works extremely well even against people that think they're being really clever. Also works as a basis for spotting and defending against manipulation techniques. Also works over text communication.

>>34262620
Get her to go where you will be. Lead.

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It's time to simp for best girl again. Even if the girl I'm thinking of's personality still isn't quite like Senjougahara I still see her like that.

>>34262620
DO NOT MOVE IN WITH GIRLFRIEND.

I have demands placed on me that I am incredibly reluctant to fullfill, but I know I must, and often when I think about them, or am demanded to do them, I think about shooting myself in the stomach 6 times because the alternative feels like my soul is dying and whatever modicum of something approximating eudaimonia within me is removed and my human spirit becomes sapped like I'm partaking in a technology designed to defeat it, that's enforced. Any advice?

>>34263044
What demands?

>>34263049
There are multiple but the main one is just finishing up schooling stuff. It's such pointless shit but I want to graduate it. I do it at home from a computer, it works a bit different and it's points based. I can do it at any time so long as it's before the year is up but there's no small amount of it. There's only one year left, and know that example sounds kind of petty but I feel like my mind turns off when I do it. It's like a spiritual mortgage that swings an axe over your head.

I just saw vids of firefighters saving people and whenever I see stuff like that, it hits me again what an unbelievable wonderful man my husband is and what unspeakably horrible things he has experienced. I don't know how he does it, he's a real life saint and super hero and I just hope he knows how much he means to me.

Hello! Who is this here I'm not I've spoken with several people here

I think the milf who lives next door is interested but I don't know how to act on that. Maybe she was just being friendly

you ever just literally shit your pants in a confined space around a bunch of people to see how they react

>>34263163
A few times, yeah

>start imagining things
>hurt myself

never again

I wish I got my life together in time for it to matter

Everyone loves something they cant have

>>34263305
I used to think this but the time is in the present, otherwise arbitrary goalposts will always slip just that bit further. Example: I had a job and savings but the girl I wanted to start a life with said her parents wouldnt accept someone without a degree. 6 years and a masters later I have that girl said she would rather had be with a grocer with 3 years savings to start a life. I was ready almost a decade ago, expectations kill.

Relax. Take a deep breath. Stop seething.

People who usually have a 3.5 GPA or higher, are fucking assholes.

>>34263090
You're a lucky woman. Firemen are truly something else. Real heroes.

I want a woman as dumb as me not as smart as me.

People be like what? Yeah I do want that. Because these fucking geniuses I am around with are about as fucking cold and heartless as Jeffrey Dahmer when I am around them. I prefer someone with a heart not a brain. That probably is why I am not motivated to study, because there are too many heartless smart people who don't want those with a heart to have a brain like them.

>>34262913
You are going to have to tell me about these anime girls anon.

>>34262956
Why?

I'm tired of being judged because I want to sniff my waifu's anus. I'm not hurting anyone by doing it. Stop judging me already. It's not fun to be judged for something intimate. People should just be nice to me about it

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>>34263380
It's someone I (barely) know from IRL from when we were in high school 15 years ago that looks like Hitagi Senjougahara. Someone that blocked me on IG because I am an asshole.

I’m surprised anon is awake right now, if you are the one I’m thinking about.

>>34263306
I just want people to stop ghosting for no reason.

Good reason to ghost: physically or verbally abusive bf/gf or ex.

Not a good reason to ghost: "I felt anxious about what you were texting"

You can't even hear my voice, you're not allowing me to explain myself, small format messages takes incredibly long to produce in comparison to human speech. Fear is not from God, and the enemy robs years of our lives living in fear, even worse, wasting our lives on people who aren't worth it. People may have their reasons to fear, to have self-esteem issues even, very real reasons, but destroying someones peace of mind is never the answer, you either care about that person and it hurts you, or you don't care about people.

>>34263426
Shoot their initials. Mine are AP and I'm a night owl, an habit I really should stop having.

>>34263455
Ever hear of the concept of ma , or space? Maybe that is the reason for ghosting being so common, to give space and let the mind be clear and level. Everytime I have confronted in relationships it blew things up more, 'ghosting' or giving space let things settle down and we continued as if nothing ill happened. As if in that space of time all was forgiven. Obviously this only works if you dont let it end entirely.

How soon after I don’t pay my phone bill (atandt) do they cut off the line?

Asking for a retarded friend who’s bill is due Tuesday and doesn’t get paid until Friday

Suicide has entirely consumed my mind for months now. The entire time I was with my date yesterday it was all I could think about. Nothing numbs it anymore. I feel bad because they are a really fun person and did nothing wrong. I should have never responded to their msg, knowing it wouldn't do anything but give another person false hope just to end up hurt in a really awful way. 5 or 6 years ago they would have been a dream.
I feel at peace with everything regardless. I'm opting for a heart shot, not anything symbolic, I just want to make sure I die and don't risk ending up retarded or something like that. Open casket if my family wants it. This life was never going to be a real success for me but I've had some cool moments and almost made it. I just can't carry the weight anymore. I'm ready to go back to whatever state of being I was in before I was forced to be here.

>>34263489
Your retarded friend could probably call them and set up a payment arrangement to avoid that.

>>34263471
That's not the only reason, or even a real common reason. The common reason is because apps and swipe culture have made humans retarded and self absorbed. This innate carelessness on display one for another will destroy society, will destroy potential friendships, will close doors, will never let people develop socially. Stop excusing it, ghosting is just inconsideration.

>>34263502
Why would the person you're thinking of be a dream 5 or 6 years ago and not now?

>>34260894
Stop sending your shithead people after me that remind me of the east coast. I didn't move almost fully across the nation to re-experience all the weirdness and harassment I experienced earlier in life.

Like those freaks over on 1970 Bayard Ct. I don't know what their fucking problem is. I don't know why they keep repeating the same shit over and over. They're obviously working for someone to harass me. They mock things back and bring up random people I've never heard. Also their wife, or whatever woman she was, hunching over and starring at her phone. And the guy has such a weird way of talking.

Or that cunt Cash. I have now banned her twice from my rideshare services. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER NOR HER ASSHOLE DEGENERATE FRIENDS. One guy was obsessed with getting college women drunk and the other was a rude loud faggot who kept speaking for me when I couldn't hear her after that guy spoke over her.

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Pray 4 a n1gga, will ya? I feel cringe and gay.
Pr4y 4 y0ur l0c41 f4660t n1664.

>>34263644
Okay. it's okay to be a gay

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Only those who give up have truly lost.
t. this dude right there that kept flying and dropping bombs even with a missing leg

>>34263649
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANON! HE'S A DANGER TO SOCIETY! JUST LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A THREAT HE IS FOR PUTTING THAT MENANCING BOWL OF RAMEN IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 3 MINUTES! HOLY SHIT FUCKING NOW HE IS DOING HIS LAUNDRY! OH MY GOD AND LOOK AT HIM LISTENING TO CHILLBEATS WHILE DOING HOMEWORK!

I am threatened anon, I am absolutely threatened, lord help us all.

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>>34263662
True. The realest, most faustian niggas knew it best. God bless them.

>>34263665
Stop being a dork

>>34263322
I'll think about it. Easier said then done tho.

>>34263668
Lawrence of Arabia's life story really was something else.

>>34263668
fuck this nigga fucking kaffir little bitch ZOGdog that orchestrated the arab betrayal with those hashemite munafiqs that allowed the fall of the khilafa may allah guide us in the times of the divided ummah

>>34263502
I feel similarly. I just wasn't cut out for this life, and as much as I don't want to if I could get better I would have a long time ago. Just need to get things in order and figure out how to get my money to my brothers instead of the ZOG. It never did me any good but I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

PEE PEE POO POO
I HATE WOMEN SO SO MUCH
POO POO PEE PEE

4chan is so fucking shit that my home board had its natural creative death and had run its course as it regurgitates the same memes over and over again and it's partly my fault I couldn't contribute to something new but I can't help feel but a little sad that we can't feel the same joy shitposting

>>34263457
AP as in Anonymous Poster. Gotcha

>>34263875
Was it /tg/? Because that sure as fuck happened to /tg/.

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>tfw ur ass sags lower than ur pussy so u can see ur buttcheeks from the front

>tfw ur so fat theres fat on ur pussy and it jiggles when u walk

THAT SHIT IS WACK YALL

>>34263906
Lose weight? Fast?

>>34263808
I can’t understand your accent

>>34263911
NO FUCK YOU NIGGA I'M HUNGRY AS SHIT

>>34263912
I can translate it:
>The other day I was thinking that I could probably fit my YEUGH(penis)
>In her GUGH(vagina)
>During my PLEH(sex?)

>>34263915
Well that's why your fat!

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>>34263890
Nope, those are my actual initials, A as in surname P as given name that nobody but my parents use.
I like to think of my initials as "Alternative Perception" or "Armor Piercing", or "Personal Announcement" or something.

>>34263919
Anon it’s Sunday night…

>>34263899
Maybe try to come up with versions of the "official tg rules" and argue about everything from drawing weapons to traveling distances. Also consider more obscure settings/periods and class systems that existed in said times. I can also offer some alien world settings like just trying to make your way in an ant-people world or being slime-people. Before worrying about multiple races, get one race perfect.

Advice? On MY topic-less thread!? I don't believe it!

>>34263975
This dude is trying so hard to fit in...

My mind castle is unironically my computer desk sitting in the middle of a serene lake. Although it does sound dangerous.

>>34263980
Yeah that ain't happening

Is it too late to seek try again fren?

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>>34263997
Well that was fast

>>34263983
Mine is a hallway with a painting that always changes and eight doors.

I think I pulled something near my neck.

>>34263997
When you are ready to come back just say pspspsps and I will come. We might or be here on the chans because I need to do some job searching this spring.
Good luck.

If you have an enemy and a traitor in front of you, and you have a full magazine, magdump the traitor. Make sure to hit the head a few times for he still might get up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baALDhn4GDc

Mmmm tasty chemicals feels so good mmmm

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being empathetic doesn't mean you are nice.
just because im a cold, guarded autismo who avoids conversation doesn't mean i can't understand people well.
i can and there's a fucking reason i avoid most people.

>>34264046
Finally someone that gets how I think. If you guessed it takes me about 7 minutes, probably much less especially if their chromosomes are XY to move on from someone once I'm pissed off enough you understand me extremely well.

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Thinking of Senjougahara.

>>34264107
How is it even possible?

>>34264126
What do you mean?

>>34264137
I don't understand how this is happening

>>34264147
I don't know what's happening. Does it have something to do with Senjougahara?

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I feel like they're trying to get a point across but they're so vague and indirect about it that I might never know

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I wish she were my girlfriend in highschool. I wish she were my girlfriend, period.

I've come to the conclusion I am never gonna get off my medication for my schizophrenia. My schizophrenia seriously can not be cured by just therapy. Well I guess I can never join the military.

>>34264190
Stay on your meds. There may be cures in the coming decades.

>>34264217
Then it'd be too late. I really hate of how I can't live a normal life.

Can't join the military, am gonna die on the streets, can't get a wife, can't get a family, get live on my own, can't be a full-time filmmaker, can't have a clear mind, can't get along with people, can't avoid being a joke to people, can't undo being an incel.

Just why can't I undo the can't?

>>34264190
They're lifting heavy restrictions against people with Mental Health issues, read it somewhere.

>>34264241
Try different meds man one of them is bound to work

>>34264241
I think you can get a job outside the military and maybe get gibs and save an invest and do all those things. Sorry it's not what you had in mind.

>>34264241
If you wanna join the military just hide your shit and make sure to practice the psych test beforehand. lie too, like alot.

Whatsamatta you? What, you don't like Alexa Mansour?

>>34264244
Look anon. I murmur to myself randomly all the time. It looks weird as fuck. What happens is sometimes I think I am dreaming at random parts of the day, and I react to them from a fight or flight standpoint. It just can't be done okay. It would jeopardize missions where stealth is required. In a way I think I can raise a kid as my mother with her extreme schizophrenic episodes raised me, but women are afraid of schizophrenic men a lot. And I try ever day to contain that shit and like an overly boiled pot with water inside the fucking stupid aggression comes out in delusional ways. It just feels like I'm battling a multitude of worlds and am not just in one. Imagine everyday being high off of shrooms.

>>34264266
Oh, you want to be Special Operations?

>>34264253
No the meds work. I'm fully aware of myself and my episodes. It just is at times I randomly talk to myself. Could be because I'm not taking it at the appropriate times.

>>34264264
2flat5me.

>>34264189
My 8th grade crush, shame how time passes

>>34264271
Yeah I did, and there was a shit ton of mental stuff I did. I fucking studied the hell out of trying to get rid of negative thoughts. Closest I got to was treating it like looking at waves at a beach coming and going and knowing you have power to not let it control you. Like I don't destroy things, but I just somehow murmur and act irratically at times.

>>34264279
I assume you're a '95, if so you're the same age as the girl Senjougahara reminds me of.

>>34264281
A lot of Operators from iterations before this one have Schizophrenia now, dude. It comes with the job that we eventually get it, because The Creator wants us not to kill anymore. It's the main reason you feel like it's your calling, you've been there before. It's time to move on. Be a Semanarian or something, man.

That's some real fancy tech you got there

How long you fellas had that for? 16 years? 40? 70?

Can't take criticism either Jesus

And apparently I'm the one who can't

https://youtu.be/83ONxrzLxpE?si=Z8N4-dCRuepXaZFx

>>34264293
It's okay. Like emotionally I am there. But mentally I am not and I struggle with being collected at times.

>>34264343
Yeah, dude, you ever seen that episode of The Dog Whisperer where a German Shepard would chase and bite his tail, and only stopped when he had something on his back to carry? It's like that, it comes with the job of a Soldier who promised no more Military work. Find the thing on your back to carry, man.

>>34264167
Oh you will get the point alright. Like a sharp point in your gut.

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Cute, gorgeous and a lovely personality.

>>34264343
I talk to myself a lot too. I say keep staying on the meds and working on any things you can so if things do get better your life is in a better position. Also, you might as well make the most of things. I think good things are on the horizon.

>>34264405
Anime girls are unmatched, I think.

>>34264409
I'm not thinking of an anime girl when I'm posting that.

>>34264423
Oh, you posted one though, so I was replying to that.

>>34264427
Fair enough. brb, it's time for me to watch an anime that is not Bakemonogatari.