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Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
i forget what the rules are but dont break them
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Both genders, tell me funny stories of young love
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>>34261104
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don't have any, never experienced it
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SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
LET ME
LET ME
LET ME
LET ME GET WHAT I WANT THIS TIME
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women what would you do if you agreed for a guy to come on your tits but he tilted to far up and came on your face instead
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34261111
At the grocery store, her name is Saran
ahahah
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>>34261092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsoOT65zhDo&t=45s
Assuming you aren't baiting again, to answer you watch the video above.
The answer he gives at the end of the video is simple
"Whiteness" is in fact a social construct, even most right wingers have to admit this eventually, the only thing that matters is that you don't create a hypocritical concept of whiteness that doesn't apply to you.
I.E if you're wigspic don't start shit talking light skinned Arabs and Tajiks as non whites. If you're Southern Italian also. If you're a Finn don't call Russians non white or slavs non white or you'll end up being marked a mongol rape baby after they are.
Don't be an idiot and incite a purity spiral unless you're 100% sure that you won't end up in it, it's weird how something involving basic logic like that needs to be said, but it does for many people.
More importantly you like this boy right?
Enough to doubt your "no white guys" policy?
If so why give a shit?
My type is blondes or redheads, I don't even like white brunette girls, thick ones in specific, but every once in a while skinny girls and brunettes prop up who still make me go wow. If you like someone enough who gives a shit?
>But what if?
What if what? Who cares. Is your grandmother going to look at him and go "Nieta why are you dating a white boy?" At your party? Is she?
No?
Then who gives a shit, the Blackstappo aren't gonna break your door down and go "WHAT ARE YOU DOING DATING THAT WHITE BOY"
Go be with him, you're obsessing over shit that doesn't matter.
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>>34261106

Then don't answer, please
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>>34261114
THIS REPLY IS MEANT FOR THE GIRL ASKING IF SPANIARDS ARE WHITE FROM THE LAST THREAD, I JUST REALIZED (YOU)'S DON'T CARRY OVER BETWEEN THREADS
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>>34261117
i don what i want yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah
fuck your gay ass little faggot question, i pounded it in the puckering asshole with my giant 10" penis (figuratively speaking)
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>>34261113
Isn't she too young for you
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Women why you here on Valentines?
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never felt bad about being alone on valentine's day for 30 years but something changed year 31
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Okay I've decided it's better to let women approach me.

The problem is, the type of women who approach me are:

Most recently: a literal 17 year old.
Before her: I ran into her two months after she initially approached me and she said she just came out of the pysch ward from attempting to kill herself and that she was diagnosed with BPD.
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>>34261122
well plastic wrap is 14 years to every one of our years so the math would bee approximatley 22.333333333... years assuming 19.15594769604888/1.5952380952399998204
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>>34261126
chad shit
how exactly you you "let" women approach you
literally never happened to me not once in my entire 22 years on this shithole planet
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>>34261104
Crush who rejected me started staring at me and said she liked my ass. I couldn't had her if I asked her out again but I was too autistic to follow through and left high school early. She's now married and I'm a wizard
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I ate a girl out and she was really wet, and now my eye burns.

Femanons what have you done to me
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>>34261114
Nick Fuentes is 70% caucasian 25% native american and 5% black. I don’t think he is white even though he is mostly european
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How was valentine's day?
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My wife is drunk texting my brother. At one point, she said she missed him more than me. What the fuck do I do anons.
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>>34261104
M
a girl said she liked me and i laughed and she cried
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>>34261104
My ex and I were fucking in my dorm room and the guys down the hall burst out of their room blasting "Hey Ya" and singing along and we cracked up laughing so hard we had to stop having sex and take a break to settle down.
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>>34261138
have sex with your brother
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>>34261137
M
i thankfully didnt see any PDA so that was good
bought some ammo for the gun im going to kill myself with, and stuff to make sandwiches
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>>34261104
the first girl who ever touched me did so as a dare and i got the whole "watch her go back to her friends laughing as they giggle like crazy treatment"
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>>34261138
Sometimes you have to recognize when real love and affection develops. At that point, you need to make a choice, do I stand in the way of other people's happiness or watch true love blossom?
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>>34261138
KILL your wife RIGHT NOW
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>>34261138
Confront her about it.
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I'm 25 minutes into "Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies" and so far it's a cinematic masterpiece.
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>>34261128
Tretinoin (will take a while and do not do more than 0.05%)
Washing face only with an oil cleanser (no surfactants)
Heavy moisturizers
Starving self (very low body fat is key, like insanely low, borderline unhealthy)
Heel lifts

Also you can't just sperg stare straight ahead or act uncomfortable and unapproachable. You have to acknowledge her existence in some way first, usually that's discreetly looking at her for a short duration of time.
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>>34261150
all that shits placebo except for the "dont be autistic" thing at the end
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>>34261150
Actually no you don't necessarily have to be discreet about the looking. Just don't make it creepy.
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>>34261147
Ok
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>>34261149
sounds gay and retarded, KILL YOURSLEF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGNn
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>>34261137
It was nice. I went out for dinner alone.
I saw more couples out last night, surprisingly. Didn’t upset me; I was happy for them.
I’ve been silently judging my bros based on how nice the bouquets they bought for their gfs were. Wtf are these guys buying single roses thinking lol
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>>34261104
M
In high school I went over to my gf at the time's house and I didn't have money to get condoms. Well, she came from a very progressive household so they went to the gay parade the week prior and they apparently were handing out condoms for STD prevention and she grabbed one while she was there so we could fuck. Prior to this, she had never seen my penis before. Anyways, I come over, her parent's are both at work but her sister is home. I sneak into the side of the house, text her I'm here, and then we go to the garage and start making out, she gives me a toothy blow job, tell her to use less teeth and then it becomes good. She then takes out the condom and it's small as shit, I probably couldn't fit it around my index finger lmao. We ended up not doing PiV and I came in her hair because I thought it would be funny (it was) and then she spent a good hour just caressing my body and my penis while I played my 3DS. We actually ended up dating again for a few years after high school but she left. She has a strange attachment to me, I'm sure she'll come wandering back into my life again but I'm gonna reject her this time around. She's kinda mean and I have too many women approaching me now that I don't want just one anymore
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>>34261148
Doing so now, fuck this bitch
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>>34261151
I have to disagree. Tretinoin especially is a godsend, especially if you're like me and acquired sundamagrd skin in your youth.
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>>34261155
You are very rude.
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>>34261138
Reverse the roles. Imagine your wife saw the same thing with you and her sister.

Whatever you think she'd do, do that.
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>>34261160
women above the age of like 16 dont care about that shit
chad with forehead wrinkles and crows feet >>> incel with perfect skin
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>>34261157
> I came in her hair because I thought it would be funny
>(it was)
Based & kekd
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>>34261158
If that happened to me, I’d probably divorce her. Sorry man.
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>>34261163
Hm, okay you have a fair point.

What I'm discounting is I do have symmetrical features, I'm no gigachad but I do have symmetry going for me which tretinoin doesn't really do anything for, nor does the other stuff. You're correct.

But as always with everything in life, always do the best you can and maximize everything you can.
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>>34261162
Nah man, her sister's not my type. I think I'm just going to beat her.
>>34261165
Thanks man. Shits fucked
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>>34261166
nah im just going to give up
im already dead, just waiting to be buried
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>>34261124
Because he dumped me right before Christmas
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>>34261171
if this is real im sorry, thays an unbelievably harsh way to do it
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>girl approached me and gave me her number
>went on a date with her
>texts back and forth a bit but never goes to a second date
Should I just give up completely? I feel like I had an easy win tee'd up for me and I still managed to somehow fuck it up.
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>>34261171
If he gets back with you this next week, that’s a chad move.
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>>34261174
Did you even try to set up a second date?
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>>34261153
Damn did this nigga really
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>>34261104
Pale rich girl. She'd dump her relationship problems on me over IM. We chatted often but I let it go because I knew I wasn't meant to be involved. She broke up with the highschool bf and wanted to hang with me. I'd drive an hour to her place and lose all my money buying her hundred dollar dinners and stuff. She'd bruise easy and she smelled like heaven. She got a cock-print shaped brown bruise from smushing her butt against me but it was just my hip bone. She grabbed my cock to verify. She went to rich girl college and I could not. Visited her on her request and she had a bf. I said I gotta quit her, she was utterly intoxicating but clearly trended bad decisions I was never going to be around enough to keep up with. Bf broke it off after because she had to explain how she couldn't walk normally after my visit. He was a short musician and I think she was still trying to make it work with him. She wrote me letters while I was overseas after but I couldn't. That was my young inexperienced love.
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>>34261182
Sure, she took a picture of herself getting strangled for real and made sure to send it to him.
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I wish my bf was into feet.
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>>34261181
Twice. First time she said she was out of town right away, second time she waited 3 days before finally replying she wasn't up for it. I have no idea what I fucked up.
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What do women get out of sucking a cock?
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I have unironically been listening to this exact song, on nonstop repeat, for 12 hours today. I love days off

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=8RqUVUn8QdM&si=SO0NkesfzigJ-IwH
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>>34261191
Pleasuring your man. It's just about doing something good for him.
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>>34261172
I convinced my mom not to return the Christmas presents she bought him like a simp too
>>34261175
At this point I would say no
He's made it clear how unimportant I am to him with his actions finally. He was being wishy washy before because he felt bad but I think he finally figured out that all he was doing was sending mixed signals.
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>>34261193
Weeb slop
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>>34261194
Thank you for your service.
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>>34261198
My husband throws you a roman.
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>>34261194
so youre basically cucking yourself out of your own pleasure
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Jh's future
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>>34261200
I threw him one right back.
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>>34261200
Sorry, i dont like Nazis
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>>34261201
The fuck? How's that cucking myself?
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M
masturbating feels great
why exactly should i stop?
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>>34261202
Babies are always lighter than what they're gonna grow up to be. When the hair is dark enough to see at that age, he'll get plenty of color as he grows
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>>34261203
He says based, save the race, lift weights.
>>34261204
Cringe>>34261206
(((Masturbation feels great why exactly should I stop))) You debase yourself as though you were an animal solely created to pleasure yourself. You eschew your duties as a member of the human species and a representative of the heritage given to you by God. You're a faggot.
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>>34261209
Moid hands.
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>>34261213
Definitely.
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No bf to get dicked by :(
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>>34261213
No shit faggot, I said "my husband says..."
But whatever, go beat your dick to bitches who wouldn't give you even a first look
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Just like how I would like to cook for a cure woman, I'd like to make clothes for them too, but when I bring these things up the women just want doordash and clothes shopping money. My dream of making my own house and stuff is right off the table
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>>34261209
i am an animal, and God has abandoned us. Also what duties kek. be a good goy and pay taxes and buy in to all this rat race bullshit? fuck (((looksmaxxing))) and (((self improvement)))
whats a real reason i should quit
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>>34261174
same shit happened to me wtf
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>>34261216
Is dick really the only value that men have?
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>>34261220
You saying that shows me you don't know God. He wants you to seek him. Your duties to continue your race and better circumstances for it. That's your task as a member of the group He gave you to.

>Oy vey the Jews want me to be fit and have a wife

Nigga. Give your balls a tug instead of slapping your cock to their propaganda.
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>>34261219
Lots of vapid and materialistic people these days, but there's a growing group of people that prioritize sustainable and handmade things. Some girl is going to really fucking love you.
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Femanons, did you get any V-Day anal?
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>>34261223
Yeah
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>>34261224
nobody knows God. he hasnt spoken to anyone alive. the apostles and shit didnt need faith. they got to see miracles. ill beleive it when i see. if God didnt want me a be some pathetic coomer he wouldnt have made me that way. what purpose does a wife serve? if god thought i needed one he'd give me one. anyways there isnt any "fruit" to the labor of dealing with that, its pointless.
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Thinkin about Girl
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>>34261124
i worry that im secretly evil and anyone who is stupid enough to love me will be forever scarred by their affection for me and that every relationship i have is doomed to fail no matter what and i think i would rather be alone and miserable than go back and forth between being miserable and thinking maybe i can turn my entire life around on this one person then later realizing i didnt get saved i just doomed someone else
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>>34261233
I know God. Guy’s name is Jesus
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>>34261104
M
no, id rather not take a trip down memory lane
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>>34261233
Ok, so even if God has abandoned you, hates you, do you have no sense of pride? No ability to discern that constantly jerking it is harmful to some degree, a bastardization of a natural function?
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>>34261236
Real.
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>>34261236
Butter nut squash we rescue each other
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>>34261236
You sound like you're describing the state of being cursed. First of all, being cursed doesn't make you evil. Second of all, being unlucky doesn't make you cursed. You might just be unlucky without being cursed. In such a situation, even though the past is unsalvageable, you're not precluded from having a better future.
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Are Universal adults more attractive than Disney adults?
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>>34261236
Pro tip: If you are worried about being secretly evil then you should try being openly evil instead!!!
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>>34261252
You just made that up for likes and engagement
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>>34261252
Both are gay
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>>34261242
nature is relative. why shouldnt i unlearn language and wear a loin cloth and shit in the street if you care about nature. anyways why should i listen to you? some Christian you are, talking about how based hitler is.
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>>34261236
Have you ever actually doomed anyone else is or the possibility of dooming someone else just a thought that you can't get out of your head?
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are ruins prettier than temples?
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>>34261264
theyre both ugly
mankind and all of its evidence should vanish
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>>34261261
Das ghey
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>>34261265
no luck, satan
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>>34261265
Also ghey
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>>34261234
Why
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>>34261269
satan is why ruins and temples exist
if it werent for him we'd still be in the bliss of the garden
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>>34261102
Is it wrong to contact an ex?
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Zeus is such a fucking Chad, lmao.
Bros, we must learn from god father and creator Zeus.
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>>34261274
Depends, context needed.
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>>34261273
thats a misconception
>>34261274
no, it isnt inherently wrong, but it can be
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>>34261275
sounds like a tryhard faggot tough guy
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>>34261274
>>34261277
Its never wrong to contact an ex
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>>34261278
reconcept me then
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>>34261281
foids get like 6 of these thoughtful ex-contacting moments per year.
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>>34261279
He's putting his jealous gossiping wife in her place.
You sound like a faggot whiteknight defending m'lady's honour. Kek.
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>>34261283
and they fall for it each time
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>>34261274
no, but it can be too soon to contact an ex imo
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>>34261284
continue to suck zeus's penis
maybe he'll impregnate you one day kek
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>>34261286
It's been a few years already. You're probably right, I'll probably get ignored or called a stalker etc.
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>>34261288
wasn't thinking years, you're probably fine. i was contacted by an ex-gf 2 weeks after we broke up and that was uncomfortable.
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>>34261287
>first projects homosexuality
>then imagines homosexual acts
A faggot indeed. Most likely a tranny too, since you get so offended for m'ladies' honor's.
My post wasn't directed at you, fag.
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>>34261263
i think i have seriously once and partially or slightly did it multiple times with people who were only a little serious with me still were somewhat stuck on me and seemed upset or worse off after they knew me
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>>34261289
Why had you already moved on? I think he might hate me ngl
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>>34261254
i like to be evil in videogames because i dont have to live with the guilt
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>>34261291
Well, this is purely anecdotal and can't be counted as empirical evidence, but my life has only improved since the first time I read your posts.
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>>34261290
dude i dont even know anything about your gay fairytale. idgaf about some random whore from 1000years ago i didn't even read all of your inital post. youre a lot more upset about this than me.
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>>34261295
See! You're so close to enlightenment! You're almost there!
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>>34261292
nta but just contact them. bite and get it over with, nothing can be worse on the other side from where you're starting from
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>>34261291
you sound like a stupid bitch
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I honestly don't know what I did wrong
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>>34261299
>t.
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>>34261303
that doesnt contradict anything ive said
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So I guess the whole "I like to be private and not reveal much online" thing was bullshit. Never posted ANYTHING about me during the 4 years we dated but ofc the insecure, bpdemon is with some other guy a couple months after we breakup and she's changed her profile pic to the two of them together. How nice of her, very cool
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>>34261305
had to have the last word kek
reply to me again and youre a faggot
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>>34261189
Hey babe
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>>34261264
huddled and cuddled next to a fire in ruins deep in the forest away from the rain is more beautiful than any temple, but it's an exclusive experience.
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>>34261308
imagine caring about someone who doesnt care about you. what a cucklmao
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women,
Why will men who broke up reach out but women who broke up won't?

Thanks. I'm currently trying to push my ex gf into blocking me in many different ways because I know she'd never reach back out anyway and I want to destroy any sort of relationship that could possibly happen by annoying the fuck out of her. (protip it wouldn't happen)
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>>34261304
the good ones didn't have to try
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Women, would you date a guy who says things like “cool beans” and “awesome sauce” and “sounds gucci” ?
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>>34261301
Too much of scaredy cat to contact them, and what if they're already you know taken.
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>>34261314
plz give me good things to message her instead on hi on my new number (had to get a new one bc I moved countries and she hasn't blocked this one yet, I want ot make her change her number for me. She wouldn't make a restraining order because what would be the point? I'm across the world now.
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Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. State gende.

Where is the line between pump and dumping and simply being sexually incompatible so leaving the situation? If I get to know a girl, have sex, and it’s bad sex or we have no sexual chemistry, how do I end the connection without it appearing as a pump and dump? Or if her personality/romantic chemistry is good should I try to develop the sexual chemistry over time?
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>>34261316
yeah thats cute in a dorky way
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>>34261314
because men go through dry periods, and women dont. they aready have bfs lined up immediatley after breaking up. reaching out to your ex is pathetic, that makes women better than you. dont bother trying to make her block you. just be a man and move the fuck on already. throwing a tantrum and being a snarky fag is the wrong move
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>>34261317
>what if
yeah there's a lot of those, now take charge and contact her.
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>>34261313
I don't care about her at all. I'm just sick of lying, backstabbing assholes who treat me like shit and then just get away with it
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>>34261319
to end, just don't text her, no need for any explanations or declarations, that shit is hollywood and cucked. Let her yearn, fuck her.
I ghost women for having bacterial vaginosis which is suddenly super fucking common. I now will try and get a whiff and if it smells she hits the curb. Life is too short for dirty whores who can't wash
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>>34261322
It's a him.
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>>34261319
M
sex doesnt matter
its just a thing you do for fun
if you suck at sex with eachother, it might get better, or it might not. no reason to break up. so i draw the line at, if sex is the reason you break up, its a pump and dump, full stop.
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>>34261321
>reaching out to your ex is pathetic
How? Who's judging? Is this a game with points?
>makes the woman better than you
she's not
>throwing a tantrum
Am I saying wahh wahh I want her back? I know for sure its over and if she wanted to get back I would expect her to move the world for me. so I know its impossible.
Who's being snarky? You know what that word means?
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>>34261323
reaching out and getting mad about it wont make her feel sorry for you. it wont retroactively prevent the bad things from happening. all you can do, is dissolve her from your thoughts. she doesnt exist anymore, as far as youre concerned. its like throwing trash out the window. once its gone, its gone
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>>34261325
it doesn't matter if you're gay.
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When you request to follow your ex's private account on ig and then the next day it says "follow" instead of "requested" what's that mean?
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>>34261323
And right now she’s living in your head rent free.
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>>34261329
dont worry about making her block you? just forget her. i got your post confused with this guys >>34261323 but my answer is the fukken same >>34261330
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I need a hot black gymbunny
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Robosexual women, was your GPT 4o boyfriend deleted?
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>>34261331
I'm not a guy, ngl I think he's bi or gay either way, wish I had asked sooner, it's getting late.
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>>34261102
>Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
>i forget what the rules are but dont break them
dementia already? jesus but you are so young. here some advice: drink more water, and not bottle water
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>>34261332
use your brain retard
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>>34261337
>it's getting late
you're just delaying and deferring. stop being scared and just do it.
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>>34261338
okay
mmmmm tap water so good harblharblharbl
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People keep asking me about my ex it's making me want to rip my hair out like yea haha he didn't want me! Oh you want to hear the story again? Great!
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When a girl with a bf wants to hang out and watch a movie at my place. Is it just a friendly thing or more to it? This girl initially wanted me to be her bf about two years ago but I turned her down as I was going through some stuff.
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>>34261342
>tap water
DOUBLE FOOL
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>>34261343
sucks being a woman. glad im a dude and i dont have to worry about anybody asking me anything at all. because they dont care. i dont exist
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>>34261344
More to it probably
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>>34261344
she's reaching for the branch. nbd you're not the bf, treat it like a friendly thing but go with the flow in the moment.
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>>34261344
it means ignore her when she says no
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>>34261332
Sucks to be you. I stalked my ex’s alt twitter for almost a year after we broke up
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Need a cute woman who likes swallowing my cum
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>>34261346
>no bottled water
>no tap water
wtf else am i supposed to drink
besides my tap water is good, comes from a spring
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>>34261344
In that scenario, she’s probably into you. But women have their own thing going on. I’ve had tons of touchy feely “let’s spend 1on1 time together” women turn me down and say it’s all been friendly.
It’s why I don’t ask out women unless I’m really really into them and have lots of positive signs.
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>>34261340
Aaaaaaaaa
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where can I find women who won't be weirded out by me?
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cant get a gf until i delete all the porn off of my computer, throw away every piece of hoarded junk in my room, and be willing to open up to her about my feelings
since thatll never happen why try
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>>34261357
Where would you like to find her?
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What did you guys do for Vday?
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Is everyone dating or do I have bad luck? All of my crushes over the past few years have or had a boyfriend (I only found out after I started liking them)
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>>34261046
Most of your ancestors are probably Spanish.
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>>34261356
lol hilarious but now you're deflecting with humor. a master of evasion
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Where do I find a hot Latina who isn't crazy?
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>>34261359
Anywhere that isn't a dating app really, but I don't leave my house and I don't play online games much anymore, which effectively leaves me with this place and irl. I think a line to a concert would be cool, maybe she would say something about a shirt I'm wearing, we start talking, hit it off, and then we spend the show and the rest of the night together. That would be ideal I think, but it's probably too idealistic
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>>34261360
Commiserated with fellow losers on vidja all day, now about to goon.
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>>34261358
I think porn sucks. But why does it have to be deleted before you even ask a girl out?
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>>34261360
M
woke up at 3
threw up
went back to bed
woke up at 8
looked at the ceiling for 2 hours
threw up
tried to eat some yoghurt for breakfast
threw up
roommates got up
watched tv with them
threw up
roomates left about noon
went to bed
woke up around 5pm
watched tv for a couple hours
felt better, ate a couple slices of turkey
looking at atoga ever since
roommates still arent back
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>>34261364
Bro, that's half the fun.
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>>34261368
because porn is evil and unhealthy and a breach of trust with a person you want to be intimate with
what chick wants some masturbating loser, no girl deserves that
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>>34261371
I guess dangerously crazy. I don't want my dick cut off but I'm fine with a slap or two
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>>34261363
I'm not trying to be.
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>>34261362
You can tell by how she fell for the hate-white-men psyop.
Were she a brown goblina de las americas, she'd be all too ready to jump on that White cock to improve la raza.
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>>34261347
Can I ask you something
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>>34261372
Pretty based, desu. Maybe delete things incrementally?
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>>34261377
ask away
yeah i should be such a self-pitying faggot
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>>34261360
I went to Applebees…I’m on a budget
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>>34261379
one week ill delete 20 pics and the next week ill save another 20 off of /e/ or /s/ o something
i need to be chemically castrated
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>>34261375
She said she loves white people but doesn't want so racemix. Isn't that pretty based?
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>>34261373
Just generally avoid hoodrats and poor ones. The whiter the better; whiteness can, in fact, make up for being poor too. I still think about her.
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State gender. What are some things that are usually discussed only AFTER starting to date despite being a potential dealbreaker ??
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>>34261385
M
marriage
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>>34261380
What kind of women do you like
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>>34261383
Yeah that would be based as fuck.
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>>34261385
Number of previous sexual partners
Wanting / not wanting children
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Accutane almost killed me but my skin looks awful I can't fucking wiinnn
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>>34261370
Damn dude, what did you catch?
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>>34261390
I wish I could see your face
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>>34261385
Sexual adventurousness. Girls will be fine with vanilla when we’re testing the waters and only ask “why don’t you want to do anal” after I’ve sealed the deal
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>>34261309
Not very nice on an advice board
Calm down man
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>>34261391
i have no fukken idea
i went to a bar last night, had 2 beers and 2 shots of jim beam and went to bed about 2am feeling okay. then WHAM had to vomit
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>>34261373
It's not all that bad. I like Cuban girls, personally.
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>>34261361
I’m still single
I browse 4chan 2x a day
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>>34261360
I got sloppy drunk last night and slept until 4 pm. Then I got a sandwich.
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>>34261392
It looks red splotchy and covered in pustules
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>>34261390
How can it almost kill you?
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>>34261399
And wow, I got dubs on /adv/ of all places
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>>34261387
i dont know ho to answer this exactly. i guess women that i feel comfortable around, that make me feel included, that try to push me to motivate me to take risks, have fun. although i dont know where this comes from, ive never been very close to a woman
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I miss him a lot I miss him like a baby. He really loved me
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>>34261396
Did you eat before going to bed? Drink any water?
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>>34261387
Women that make my peepee hard
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>>34261405
Whom
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>>34261400
Wow nice dubs
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>>34261382
I just relapsed from a 2 month no fap streak. It sucks, but it's not impossible. The first week is the hardest.
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>>34261405
I know babe, but you decided to monkey branch and land right on your stupid pan face. Good riddance
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>>34261404
Sounds like a nice woman
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>>34261400
Did you kiss any females on the lips????
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>>34261411
She has a pan face?
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>>34261411
No he dumped me
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>>34261413
I’m straight Male btw, 34 years old, jobless, just curious if you got any tongue actio
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>make one mistake
>drop several places on her potential bf leaderboard
i hate dating
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>>34261415
Why did he dump you?
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>>34261415
You must have done something to deserve it. My incel framework doesn't allow for nuance.
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>>34261360
drew for a little bit
gooned to some absolutely vile shit
felt guilty so went for a walk
gonna take a nice shower and sleep

8/10
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>>34261417
Did you show an emotion?
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>>34261406
no i didnt eat or drink anything yesterday except for a fast food biscuit first thing that morning. im gonna be a skinny legend jej like 400 calories in 2 days
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>>34261361
Girls on Tinder absolutely swoon for you if you’ve got a tasteful photo gallery of yourself
AND
You list your Education
AND
A good job

They’ll be putty in your hands after the first few dates
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>>34261420
You whacked your sausage to something you drew?
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>>34261404
So, you want a girl that cooler than you where you get to act like the girl in the relationship.
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>>34261423
Ivy League finance bro?
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>>34261425
Kek!!
That’s some crazy work, anon
Don’t be so mean
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>>34261424
kek, no but that wouldnt be too far off im definitely terrible
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>>34261423
What are some tasteful photos and how many should I have?
t. good education + job
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>>34261425
i dont know what i want honestly. i just want a normal relationship that isnt weird or uncomfortable. maybe they all are though, i wouldnt know, ive never been in one. maybe its for the best that im alone atp. who wants some bitch boy
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>>34261426
Hell no
I’m not American
I just know this stuff about Tinder
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>>34261423
i dont want a girl to be putty in my hands i just want a girl who likes me
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>>34261423
>picrel
>2 years trade school
>mechanic
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>>34261422
No wonder you felt like shit. Take better care of yourself, man.
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>>34261430
Hello
I think some tasteful photos are like you with a couple good friends, playing sports, horse-riding, motorcycle riding, scooter riding, or any thing that shows your active and like to play
Even golfing is okay
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>>34261438
forgot pic
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>>34261445
Hell yeah
Make fun of me some more
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>>34261442
What if I have one friend and he was the one who took all of the photos, is that ok? :)
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>>34261402
Brain swelling
It got my hearing and eyesight
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>>34261442
Oh and a picture of you and your stunning prom date to make them a little jealous
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Why is my body so sensitive to fucking everything. I'm like those kids who live in pods I can't fucking do anything
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>>34261447
Yes it’s ok
For that option you should try posing with family members or extended family
Sit down to dinner or play a board game together and take pics :-)
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>>34261418
Distance
>>34261419
I did deserve it
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Women, have you ever edged before?
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>>34261410
deleted 700 pics so far, another few thousand to go
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>>34261455
People post photos with their family on dating apps?
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remember ladies, you spent valentines' day here too
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>>34261274
no
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Women what’s it mean when you tell a woman she’s pretty and she smiles and blushes and looks down for a bit
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>>34261468
Based. Nice work, anon!
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>>34261474
She's angry that you sexually harassed her
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>>34261449
Damn, that sounds awful.
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>>34261474
Why are you talking to women
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>>34261189
Men who love feet like being trampled on by a strong, independent fierce-willed woman
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my cat bit my foot :(
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>>34261475
My beloved. The GOAT
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>>34261191
Nothing much
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>>34261482
I like em
Seeing that happen gave me surplus will to live
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>>34261486
Is it a male cat?
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somehow just managed to think myself into getting over her
which means inevitably she's going to text me out of the blue tomorrow and restart this whole process
goodnight bros
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>>34261486
post cat
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>>34261491
>which means inevitably she's going to text me out of the blue tomorrow
Absolutely. No idea how they do this
>and restart this whole process
Nope, not this time.
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>>34261497
honestly she's a good girl, it's just not going to work. i might just thank her for everything and wish her the best and leave it on a high note. it's easier for me to move on when i leave things that way.
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>>34261490
no she's an evil female

>>34261492
too lazy to import my photos sorry
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State gender
Would you be OK with your husband/wife dating if you were completely out of it from Alzheimer's? Realistically you'll both be pretty old and your partner won't have much time to find someone else especially if they have to wait for you to actually die.
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>>34261360
Im sick but bf and I got pizza and wings and watched a movie
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>>34261489
You're doing this to random women?
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>>34261506
m
no
"til death do us part" nigga
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>>34261506
No. I wouldn't date if they got Alzheimers, that's fucked up
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>>34261511
Nah. Woman I know and had lunch with
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>>34261486
Post cat.
>I cannnn't I'm a whiiiiiny faaaaag
Post the fucking cat.
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>>34261506
nah we gonna be on some 50 first dates type shit
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I hate being alone. I'm going to die alone. On my headstone they will just write one word: Lmao
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>>34261520
wtfs wrong with you. It'll say beloved son etc etc
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>>34261515
How'd that go
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>>34261521
My parents are dead, I don't think they say beloved son unless there's somebody alive to remember that you were born from somebody
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>>34261520
Who is “they” if you die alone?
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>>34261486
GIWTWM
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>>34261474
She’s embarrassed and she’s looking down to think of what to say in reply, what to say next
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>>34261524
Really well. Gonna do it again as soon as I can
She’s beautiful and funny and nice
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>>34261508
Well spill, which movie was it??
Did you give him a handy at the end when the credits were rolling?
We need the deets
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>>34261528
I neglected to add that I did this a couple times and she said thank you, and she called me sweet
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>>34261506
I had an ex say she’d fuck Jeff Enzo’s if I had a terminal, life threatening illness and it would cure me. I told her I’d rather die. My dignity is worth more than my life
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>>34261458
>Distance
>I did deserve it
How dare you be far away!
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>>34261469
Idk maybe not
I was momentarily confusing Facebook phtoto gallery with Tinder dating profile
My bad
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>>34261532
You said she's pretty several times?
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>>34261535
Bezos*
Fucking autocorrect
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>>34261506
Male
No, what the fuck?
>your partner won't have much time to find someone else
She shouldn't want to find someone else. We'd have committed to each other alone. If I'm mentally gone, I don't expect or want her to suffer taking care of a sack of non-sapient meat, but that doesn't mean she should try to replace what we had while I was still myself.
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>>34261445
He looks like an Alien cuz he has no nose
Or the hair is covering
It’s a shoop
Poorly done
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>>34261536
You’d think a man who gave a shit would try to close the distance.
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>>34261520
Sorry anon
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>>34261538
Yes, because her reaction was cute.
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>>34261434
Okay
I unfortunately have no advice for that
Except, be yourself
Bitches love it when you just be yourself
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>>34261543
Because he didn’t care nona. I’m sorry
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>>34261543
Or they could meet halfway?
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>>34261430
Six to eight photos is good
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>>34261548
I’m not her and I’m anon, but that’s exactly what I was getting at.
>>34261550
Right? Very lame. Says more about him than her.
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Lately I seem to walk as though I have WIIIIINGS
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>>34261513
>>34261514
>>34261517
Some people have very unrealistic ideas about commitment.
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>>34261540
What if you got hit by a car at 30? She can never date again?
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>>34261555
I dunno man. I’ve known multiple people with Alzheimer’s and all of those posts seem pretty grounded in reality.
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No one can satisfy the love I desire. I don’t want to feed into gender role bullshit but women always have orbiters that they can monkeybranch to if things go south and it’s very intentional. I want the love where only us two exist, there is no backup plan, if one of us dies, we think about the other daily, even for just a moment. I don’t want to exist in a world where everyone and everything is fickle, replaceable, etc. There is enough of that outside of love, why must love be corrupted by the same evils
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>>34261546
So what
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>>34261530
Titanic. I did start grabbing his balls and peen for fun but didn't lead to more. My coughing and sniffling isnt the best turn on lol
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>>34261565
I wanna keep doing that shit. I wanted to hold her hand real bad at one point but didn’t
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Women, did he look too long? https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1771118977530323.webm
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>>34261572
I don't even know what I'm looking at
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>>34261573
nag but i think hes referring to the old man in the back checking out green girls ass.
it took me way too long to notice that because of the orange chick doing her thing
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>>34261556
Not if she wanted the same thing I did out of life, no. Lifelong exclusivity, however long or short that ends up being. I obviously couldn't stop her, but the question is whether I'm okay with it. If she shares my outlook, she wouldn't want to date again.
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>woman looks at man's ass
EMPOWERING
BOLD
BRAVE
>man looks at woman's ass
DISGUSTING PIG
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Isolate women from men. Take the fathers away. Prosocute men who approach women. Eliminate males who take space away from women in schools, universities, and the work place.
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>>34261571
She probably doesn't like that
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>>34261574
>>34261573
I meant did the guy in orange look too long?
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>>34261126
Yea but is she hot??
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goodnight anons
sleep well
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>>34261581
That I didn’t do it or that I wanted to?
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>>34261586
You too
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>>34261138
Divorce
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>>34261568
Haha, okay
You have the flu or just a common cold?
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>>34261587
That you keep commenting on her appearance
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>>34261137
Pretty awful
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>>34261562
There was a Marine in ww2, John Basilone, who was KIA 7 months after his wedding. His widow never remarried, and was buried next to him 54 years later.
He was definitely a Chad though.
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>>34261137
>How was valentine's day?
It was nice.
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Why are there do many vagueposts here
>>34261474
She just felt a giant mucus glob come down and is think about how to excuse herself to get to the toilet asap
>>34261562
You have to be pretty damn special to get that kinda of love. That kind of special doesn't post on indian snake charming forums
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Milk has to be refridgerated. When he pulled a paper carton of milk out of the pantry and then got some Ice to chill it, I couldn't run fast enough
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>>34261167
Did you?
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>>34261607
Carton milk doesn't need to be refrigerated if its closed
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>>34261606
>That kind of special doesn't post on indian snake charming forums
You’d be surprised
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>>34261613
Only if it's UHT milk, the packaging has nothing to do with it.
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>>34261606
>She just felt a giant mucus glob come down and is think about how to excuse herself to get to the toilet asap
Very possible desu
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>>34261607
If it got ultrapasturized it can be kept unrefrigerated for awhile if sealed.
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>>34261397
I've hear Cubans, Colombians, Argentinians, and Brazilians are good
>>
I WANT YOU ALL IN MY ARMS
SO SOFT ON MY BED
YOU GET THE KEY TO MY H-HEAART
OHHH WHEN YOU WEAR THAT SWEET DRESS
>>
>>34261613
I'm not drinking stinky sour milk
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>>34261619
I like Brazilians too, JH not withstanding.
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My biceps are feeling big as hell
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>>34261624
Almost too much butt for me sometimes
>>
I’m 34 years old and 22 year old girls are my favorite!!!! Is this wrong, in any way?
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>>34261625
Gd 4 U!!!!
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>>34261633
I want to do unspeakable things to Mary. Maybe give her a little Jesus
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>>34261631
Why do you need our approval?
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>>34261568
You’ll get a better chance watching something hornier
Even the live-action Teen Titans tv show has sex scenes
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>>34261636
Well I just don’t know the general consensus??! Is this kind of age gap acceptable?
>>
>>34261635
Lol you mean she looks Latina to you??
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>>34261639
>general consensus
Fuck off
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>>34261631
Yep.
>>
>>34261605
Great to hear
>>
>>34261191
I don’t think they really like it
The penis they suck has to be clean and no smegma
>>
Aaaa women broke my back and my fingers how could you women how could you
>>
>>34261191
Do you get much out of eating pussy??
>>
>>34261642
Nah I was implying the birth of Jesus Christ from the virgin Mary but that woman does look like she could be hispanic
>>
Women made my feet hurt and gave me a Charlie horse
>>
>>34261651
Not him but I get this out of it >>34261194
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>>34261651
NTA. I actually came the first time I ate pussy.
>>
I want to eat pussy. No questions for women at this time
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>>34261656
I didn’t eat pussy long enough then
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>>34261643
Y-you too S-S-stupid asshole
>>
>>34261653
They gave you a horse? that's pretty generous
>>
>>34261664
I mean I did prance around a bit to get rid of it, but it wasn't truly a horse
>>
WE ARE CHARLIE HORSEEE
WE CARRY THE FLAME
>>
Everyone's getting laid but me.
>>
Need a bad bitch to accompany me to maryland deathfest this may
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>>34261102
M or F
Do you go to the gym?
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>>34261686
M
I go to the penis gym
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>>34261686
F
Yeah started this year.
>>
>>34261686
F, no, I stopped falling for the exercise jew
>>
>>34261686
Pretty sus URL on the bottom of the video.
>>
State Gender
If someone is attractive do you automatically assume they have social competence?
>>
>>34261693
But squatter booty looks so good
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>>34261102
Men of /atoga/
How does it feel knowing tons of young men got to lose their virginities with their long-time girlfriends today but you didn't?
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>>34261698
I've had sex so I don't care.
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>>34261698
Feels like I should just get rid of this character and hopefully my next respawn I'll have better stats.
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>>34261697
Maybe if you've also fallen for the porn jew
>>
Women, instead of shit talking each other online, why don't we fight the gender wars in bed?
>>
>>34261696
No
>>
>>34261701
I've fallen for the Olympics jew
>>
>>34261698
Sucks to not be in love but that's life.
>>
>>34261698
What, did you just take someone's virginity?
>>
>>34261698
I coped with being a fuck boy for a bunch of cougars in my twenties and getting bought things and taken on vacations.
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>>34261702
>let me access your energy
pass
>>
>>34261704
I bet you did
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>>34261698
I lost my virginity to some big titty filipino chick that was obsessed with my BWC when I was like 16 lol, idgaf
>>
>>34261709
We're the ones with the vrill
>>
>>34261712
And you shouldn't want to let random people with ill intentions have access to that either
>>
Jurassic Park 2 sucks the nignogs on /tv/ lied to me. I will inflict 20000 years of jihad against them.
>>
>>34261715
average Muslim moment
>>
>>34261714
What ill intentions do you have with my vrill?
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>>34261718
Fucking is energy exchange, if you fuck someone that just wants to harvest you because they actually despise you (which would be the case if people "fought out the gender wars in bed"), everyone involved loses because it becomes mutual destruction instead of mutual fueling
>>
>fighting the urge to post my handsome face on /soc/ to farm ratings because I’m lonely and need an ego boost
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>>34261716
The point is, you are alive when they start to eat you.
>>
>>34261721
Do it do it do it do it do it do it
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>>34261720
So you'd drain me. Is that what you're saying?
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>>34261696
No. I saw my future bf and gf tonight. We’re all awkward as fuck, especially at the bar waiting for drinks.
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>>34261724
No, I wouldn't participate at all
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>>34261690
Any tips on getting started? (Habitually going)
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>>34261726
>conscientious objector.
Women are too peaceful.
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>>34261722
yes, that's what demons tend to do
>>
>>34261725
Starting a harem soon? How'd that come about?
>>
>>34261725
How is a guy with 2 girlfriends awkward as fuck?
>>
>>34261730
How many Sarahs do you think are on this island?
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>>34261728
Good luck on your crusades
>>
>>34261723
But the problem with doing it is it solves nothing. I’ll still be lonely and I’ll still want to shove my cock in a tight Asian woman
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>>34261734
wat
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>>34261735
Don't worry about me. I brought protection https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_helm#/media/File%3ATopfhelm_DHM_transparent.png
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>>34261739
I've worked around predators since I was twenty years old. Lions, jackals, hyenas, you.
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>>34261698
Why are you teasing us? :(
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>>34261744
Is this some sort of vidja dialogue?
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>>34261731
I wish. There is a particular music event that we’re regulars at. The one dude keeps coming around and I was told that he’s really into me. Then the girl and I have really good chemistry and hang at the bar a lot. I’m honestly down for either one of them. Both would be like having cake and being able to eat it too.
>>34261733
You assume too much anon. I’m a dude.
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>>34261743
Thumbs up
>>
technically, I'm a touchless handholdless kissless virgin because atoms can't really touch
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>>34261747
I'll tell you what you need: A good antipsychotic.
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>>34261753
I'll tell you what you need: a good asswhooping.
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>>34261754
I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas.
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>>34261756
That sounds more like YOU know how many Sarah's are on that island.
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This girl i went on a date with only drinks water/orange juice. Nothing else. Never drunk alcohol. Obsessed with guinepigs, diagnosed ocd, left handed, doesn't say thank you for shit, has the typical autist facial features (wide mouth and eyes), is into chemistry, is picky with food, super quiet, nervous laugh, only child, has stupid dry texts that almost all start with haha and end in !!.
Id say she wasn't interested in me, but she agreed to go swimming on our next date during the first. Is she autistic????
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Men have you ever been to a doctor, just to be allowed to show someone your dickpics?

Men, if a woman started giving you a handjob, but refused to strip. Would you be jealous that she got to see and touch your dick and balls but you didn’t get to see or feels her pussy and boobs?
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>>34261759
leave her alone you ungrateful whore
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>>34261759
I also drew her this elaborate Valentine's card and posted it and her response was "haha thank you for the card, it's really cool!!"
Again, id say not interested, but we are going swimming together soon.
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>>34261762
leave her alone you ungrateful whore
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>>34261764
I dont understand why you're calling me a whore
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>>34261760
>Men have you ever been to a doctor, just to be allowed to show someone your dickpics?
Why would I show my dick pics to a doctor? If they needed to see my penis I'd show them my actual penis. If I just want someone to see my dick pics I'll post them on /soc/.
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>>34261758
In a moment I'll take you for a stroll though the camp, and you'll see some of the larger, more impressive specimens.
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God is evil
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>>34261759
>>34261762
Maybe she's autistic and not interested
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>my foid is mad at me because I got drunk on her sister's wedding and couldn't drive us home
Is it my fault that she doesn't have a driver license?
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>>34261770
Why would she agree to go swimming with me if she wasnt into me? I gave her ample opportunity to turn it down, too, but her reply was "but I want to go".
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>>34261760
Sharing how my penis looks doesn't interest me.
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>>34261767
Say you used a marker on your penis yesterday but you washed it and you wonder if it seemed to have done a temprary reaction on your penis. Then show a picture of your cock that say
>Tank you for seeing my penis, doctor
Written on your penis.
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>>34261768
Surely not the ones that are bred in the wild?
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>>34261760
>Men have you ever been to a doctor, just to be allowed to show someone your dickpics?
No
>Men, if a woman started giving you a handjob, but refused to strip. Would you be jealous that she got to see and touch your dick and balls but you didn’t get to see or feels her pussy and boobs?
I won't look a gift whores in the mouth
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>>34261769
yup
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>>34261771
0/10 bait
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>>34261771
It's your fault for knowing that and still getting drunk but yeah she should get her license. My brother's wife never got her full license and just doesn't drive anymore. Seems like it would be a huge inconvenience to live in a household where only one of you can drive.
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>>34261773
She likely has autism if what you say is true. Girls can often go undiagnosed as they're better at masking. They can force eye contact and often become obsessed with socially acceptable things (e.g. guinea pigs)
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>>34261775
I don't see what I would get out of that, and even if I was a pervert who wanted to do that I'd rather not get dropped by my doctor and have to find a new one.
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>>34261776
Oh no no. We're in a completely different situation right now.
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>>34261782
>I don’t want to be dropped by my doctor

Just go to a walking clinic.
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>>34261783
You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
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Is it over if they dont initiate messages to you but see them reply to others
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>>34261781
women are wonderful and there's no need to "disable" them.
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>>34261785
You know, I begged people to listen to me. I used plain simple English.
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>>34261791
Do they show intelligence? With their brain cavity...
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>>34261790
She can be wonderful and autistic
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>>34261794
yes, unlike men, men need to be disabled if they're on the spectrum.
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>>34261795
NTA. Too far. Just keep them off 4chan. That's enough for me.
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>>34260686
>Oh yeah, I've been trying to fix my sleep for the last twenty years or so
So you're a fellow oldfag? Do you have your family or somebody supporting you? It sounds like work would be really difficult to keep up with in your situation.
I'd like to go to a sleeping lab too when I'm having an extra difficult time.

When it takes me 3h to fall asleep in my bed or essentially until the morning, what has helped me in the past was sleeping somewhere else. On my couch and putting on some Tokyo night walk video on my TV at lowest brightness and volume to lull me in. And after a week or so I go back to my bed. It doesn't always work perfectly, but I think it breaks up the connection in my mind of "my bed" = "I can't fall asleep here".
Do you have the same issues when you are on vacation somewhere?

It took me until around 1am to fall asleep last night, slept until 6am and then woke up with a headache a few times until 10am now. Which is actually really good, probably the best I've slept normally in weeks. I'm going to take it easy again today.
How did your night go?
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>>34261798
I'm just quoting a woman.
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>>34261800
Which?
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If a homeless woman wearing water goggles, had a sign that said piss on me for 20$, would you do it?
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>>34261802
Nah
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>>34261801
Hilariously Clinteastwood!
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>>34261801
BlueValkyrie
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>>34261698
I'd say it makes me feel sad but I don't really feel anything anymore. I never really felt envy in the first place though.
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>>34261802
How much for her to say "my eyes, the goggles do nothing"?
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>>34261698
>tons of young men
Comparatively fewer and fewer than before. Women don't date young men anymore.
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>When a couple in a tv show or film says something about "fucking like when we were teenagers" and you're still a late twenties virgin
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I've noticed a girl was sort of mimicking me. Especially what I do with my hands like leaning on or joining them.
Is there a meaning to this?
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>>34261815
She read some weird book on how to make people like you.
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>>34261816
What? What book?
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>>34261682
You don't deserve it
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>>34261815
She is autistic.
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>>34261818
Idk, there's a ton of books that suggest rapport building by mimicking someone's non verbal communication.
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Look at this logo I saw on a pipe at work today. Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing or am I a perv?
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>>34261823
You're a pervert but that boy lover logo at the bottom is more concerning.
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>>34261824
Oh shit I didn't even see that. I just saw the top logo on a pipe at work today and I instantly saw an ass.
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>>34261826
Maybe it is sus with that context.
Pipe company, huh
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I hate women so much. They give you false hope and then crush it.
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>>34261828
So in other words, you projected your desperation on them and then throw a tantrum if they don't act accordingly?
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>>34261828
Well then fuck off. This is a place to ask question, not make statements!
>Why do I hate women so much
>Women, why do you give false hopes and then crush on it
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trannies are fucking disgusting
women, what do you think of these sex fiends? More importantly, do you make these feelings known?
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Women, why are you now using the "celebrity crush test" tactic to sneakily figure out the type of woman a man has the hots for? You are weaponizing Psychology!
For those who are unaware, this entails quizzing potential suitors about which famous face makes them swoon, then deciding whether to keep dating them based on their answer. This misunderstands how attraction actually works, treating desire like a fixed checklist instead of something fluid. Desire and attraction is on a spectrum, there is no right way to be attracted to someone. Women obsessing over a physical type is often driven by fear of ending up alone rather than real chemistry.
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>>34261832
In conclusion, we should bring back gas chambers.
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>>34261830
>Do you actually like me
>Yeah
>time passes
>LOL you retard I actually liked Chad, I never actually liked YOU
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>>34261316
Millennial?
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>>34261826
>I instantly saw an ass.
I'm seeing a uterus.
No clue where you are seeing an ass.
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>>34261833
I'm judging a man's taste. No way I'll want to associate with a guy with shit taste.
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why do emotionally unavailable men who have no interest in being in a committed relationship go after very happy women?
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>>34261833
I swoon for Winona Ryder and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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>>34261835
That's usually what happens when you realize someone's behavior wasn't a one off thing but their actual character.
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>>34261832
I like them. And I like them a lot more than you
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>>34261839
Being emotionally unavailable is a symptom of being drained. Happiness is a symptom of abundance. They want to leech the abundance like a vampire.
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>>34261820
That's... Not entirely impossible. She's a cute girl working in a nerdy field, already an oddity to begin with.
>>34261822
I see. I've only met women who were into that kind of stuff. That's not a good idea regarding me I guess lol. I have ADHD and my hands are always doing something, makes it a bit obvious that I'm being mimicked.
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>>34261837
The triangle is a bikini bottom.
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>>34261840
See, this is a man with good taste.
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>>34261839
A woman's happiness is at best fleeting and at worst a facade.
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>>34261839
So she can be my manic pixie dream girl.
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>>34261223
>>34261231
Based
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>>34261824
>boy lover logo
I had no clue what this was and it led me down some wikipedia articles I wish I hadn't read...

>>34261847
That's not lewd.

>>34261848
Thank you.
It also marks me as a millenial.
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>>34261844
The question was for women, not ((women)).
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>>34261853
>wish I hadn't read
understandable
>millenial
understandable
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>>34261840
>Winona Ryder and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Winona Ryder is old and Jennifer Love Hewitt is old and fat.
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>>34261858
While I meant during their most popular years, I still think they are really pretty.
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>>34261823
Is it the pedo symbol, or does the orange triangle look like panties?
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>>34261832
They're gross.
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I sure hope you're not one of those motherfuckers that pronounce drawing as "drawring".
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>>34261839
Bubbly women are fun to dick down.
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>>34261833
Let me guess, women will consider the following to be "red flags"
>Sydney Sweeney
>Alexandra Daddario
>Jenna Ortega
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hi ladies, thoughts on a big goofy guy who has a chronic condition that makes him cutepost (and no it isn't "faggotry", fuck off)
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>>34261866
as long as he doesn't jerk off to it
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>>34261865
Big boobs, bigger boobs, and woke latina? Unless she's a chestlet, what's the problem exactly?
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>>34261839
Calling men emotionally unavailable is a coping mechanism women use when a man they like is not actually interested in them. These men don't actually "go after them", they use them as a sexual sidepiece while they look for a woman more suited to a relationship with them.
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>>34261868
only in secret so you will never know
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>>34261839
If a woman is truly happy, what do you need emotionally from a man exactly?
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>>34261872
knew it
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>>34261868
hmmmmm, i don't think i've ever whacked it to cuteposting material, but then again i don't go searching for cuteposting things when i need to whack it
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>>34261876
>he's not sure
sus
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>>34261875
Kizzu ritaan.
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>>34261879
please speak normally
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>>34261881
Your meme pic's last word reminded me of a great Japanese movie called Kids Return.
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>>34261860
Orange triangle.
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>>34261882
my bad
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>>34261884
There's no need to excuse yourself.
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>>34261886
my bad
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>>34261877
look, if i have whacked it to a cutepost, it's only because i did not realize it was a cutepost until the post-nut regret, which you can be sure was devastating both emotionally and mentally, is that not enough for you?
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>>34261889
how can you not immediately notice if it is a cute post or not?
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>>34261889
>cutepost
Please stop saying creepy things like this.
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>>34261890
the prodromal phase to nutting changes everything about the world
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>>34261891
oh sorry, you don't like cuteposts? i didn't realize anon was sensitive to cuteposting. is it the cute or the posts that creeps you out? whichever one it is, i'll make sure to avoid it in the future for you
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>>34261892
that sounds like something a pedo would say
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>>34261893
You are the creepy part.
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Who is pushing this "White men go after Latinas" narrative?
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>>34261897
latrinas
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>>34261897
I have gone after them in the past.
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>>34261894
no no you misunderstand me, they're just merely drawn images, that doesn't count. it's different. okay? nevermind what it means conceptually, they're just fucking drawings you prude aha?
>>34261896
well feel free to fuck off from the thread anytime, there is at least one here who won't miss ya
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>>34261901
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>34261897
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>>34261903
You just know she's an absolute bomb in bed.
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You’re getting longhoused
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>>34261902
listen, i know what you're thinking. and i've been there a hundred thousand times. don't you "hmmmmmmmmmmmmm" me, there's nuance here. have you even SEEN a horse vagina? probably not, typical womoid behavior. sad.
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>>34261910
did JH send you nudes??
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>>34261903
Kek I'm going to try this with my girlfriend.
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>>34261912
SEND them? no, i TOOK them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo
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>>34261916
my condolences
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>>34261897
>Who is pushing this "White men go after Latinas" narrative?
I heard about it on BWC News.
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>>34261917
i-i think you read my post wrong...
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>>34261102
I had a dream of cheating on my imaginary dream gf in front of her with a girl who's bf I just executed with a SAW trap. Dreams can be wild
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>>34261910
I like this new zoyjak
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>>34261832
I feel bad for them, they remind me of me because although I was born a woman I also suck at being feminine
Also all trans people I have known seemed unhappy somehow
Out of the 5 trans people I've met all have been respectful, as opposed to cis men I've known
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>>34261897
You already posted this.
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>>34261905
>You just know she's an absolute bomb in bed.
It's in the eyes.

>>34261918
>I heard about it on BWC News
I'm subscribed to their newsletter.

>>34261897
>Who is pushing this "White men go after Latinas" narrative?
Reality

>>34261832
>women, what do you think of these sex fiends?
I try to be respectful of others and their identities, but most trannies (mtf) are absolute fucking degenerates. They like bestiality and shit.

>>34261865
>Alexandra Daddario
Any retard who says that's a red flag, you're better off without.
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>>34261925
Do you ever experience something akin to autogynephilia? I suppose it would be called autoandrophilia in that case.
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>Femanon reached into my fly with more than hands to take my cock. I was undone. But when femanon tried to bounce on it, it laughed at her. It said, "this cock is the cock of the world, for one was made to satisfy the other."
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>>34261927
Damn. Was she intentionally trying to look like Marilyn Monroe here?
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>>34261931
ok thats it, I'm going to text him
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Why are girls single for valentines when there are so many great single men
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>>34261926
You already sucked lots of cocks n dicks.
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>>34261937
>schizoposting got somebody laid
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>>34261941
Been busy working but now that I have more free time I hope I found a boy for next valentines
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>>34261947
sometimes heaven smiles down on someone
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>>34261855
I am woman you little cope boy
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>>34261951
yeah, sure you are
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>>34261952
Why are you so obsessed with dick?
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>>34261958
cause unlike you, I'm not a faggot
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>>34261941
I don't want to be in a relationship, I want to save money. I had a boyfriend but my salary couldn't support his lifestyle.
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>>34261974
What
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>>34261930
No but I have had dreams where I am a man and in one of them I fucked someone though it didn't really excite me, it was just "huh ok"
I have weird af dreams anyway - in one I got raped by a dragon, another I went for an abortion and like a thousand spiders came out and ate the doctor. Another it turnes out my coworker was burying children in the woods.
I think I'm just autistic so struggle fitting in, and also just not that attatched to my gender, like if I woke up as a dude one day I wouldn't be all hell yeah this is who I was meant to be but also wouldn't mind all that much
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>>34261978
Nothing she said was hard to understand.
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its not fair that people arent born looking exactly the same
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>>34261978
He wanted to go out to eat multiple times a week, blow money on date nights and Warhammer and vidya. My income is quite low so I couldn't live like that and still hit my savings goals.
>inb4 why didn't you just let him pay for everything
He was always broke by the end of the month. Besides I felt bad enabling his bad habits.
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>>34261984
we could have had that but nooo, incels just had to tamper with female sexual selection
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>>34261988
How long did you stick around for this bullshit?
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Moids, have you recovered already from me posting the McMoids meme yesterday or are you still shattered?
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>>34261982
Really?

>>34261988
But can't you date a frugal moid
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Why?
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>>34262002
my bf always mains healer and I can assure you he's very submissive, it's cute
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>>34261988
He must've been really hot if you decided to date him.
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>>34261998
>McMoids
A what?
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>>34262001
You are insanely low IQ.
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>>34262008
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So it seems
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>>34262013
what a load of bullshit
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>>34261995
About a year and a half. Never again.

>>34262001
I'd like that, but later. For now I'm focusing on upskilling so I can earn more money.

>>34262007
He was gorgeous and he was like 5 foot 5! But it's okay, I believe there will be other short men in my future.
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>>34261998
I wasn't offended by it since I didn't feel addressed.
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>>34262011
I see...
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>>34262016
this shitty larp again
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>>34262010
No u

>>34262016
Why would dating slow down your learning anonette? As far as I understand it you can just see on weekends, bang a little and go your merry way. Are you the type of person who gets obsessive?
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>>34262011
this dogshit troll again
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You guys ever wear panties? They're so comfortable.
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>>34261897
>Who is pushing this "White men go after Latinas" narrative?
White women who go after black men
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Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
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>>34261960
Just two straight guys sucking dick type thing?
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Moids, would you agree to some handholding at home? I can't do handholding with my bf outside right now because it's too cold and handholding with gloves is worse than sex with condom
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>>34262025
Yeah, I am. It's really inconvenient. I fell in love with a girl, cut contact after 4 years in order to get over her, and still struggled with obsessive infatuation for another 3. I was obsessed with my ex, too, but he liked it. Maybe that was why it took so long to dump him.
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>>34262035
No, that's cheating
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>>34262034
I'm not a guy
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>>34262035
Yes. That sounds nice.
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>>34262037
What do you mean? It's my bf I want to hold hands with
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>>34261760
No.

Yes. Still, better than not getting a handjob, so I shouldn't complain.
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women don't lie to me: would you an eldritch horror moid?
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>>34262038
What’s with the bitch-boy behavior?
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>>34261760
Tell me more about your humiliation fetish.
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>>34262045
Don’t know what that means
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>>34262040
Then don't ask us to agree to some handholding at home, slut
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>>34262046
I don't like trannies is all
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Men, what if your gf had a vagina dentata?
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This for them niggas gettin Jew money
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>>34262052
And why do you think everyone else is a guy?
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>>34262045
nu uh, I like my moids human
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>>34262053
Just like with blowjobs, I'd ask her not to bite
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>>34262056
I only think you are because you act like one
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>>34262053
I'd bring out my killer condom.
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>>34262048
moid-made horrors beyond your comprehension. would you? date a moid who names his obscenely black cat niggerman?
>>34262058
you will regret that choice. i'm gonna teach tou the three Bs
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>>34262052
Are you trans? Every post scream
“I’m a guy”
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>>34262062
What opposite cope is this now
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>>34262065
why? because you think only incels don't like trannies?
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>>34262064
What I comprehend is bad enough, I’m good
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>>34262067
oh god, more trannies
are your he tranny that's fucking the other one?
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>>34262070
maybe it's bad, fine. but is it sloppy?
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>>34262069
Too late with that bit you thought anon was guy for no reason so you could cope lol
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If only you endlessly bickering replybaiting kids would stop.
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>>34262064
what are the three B's?
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>>34262071
So triggered you can’t even write now, wanna try that again?
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>>34262065
>Every post scream
>’
Yours scream that you're an ESL brownie
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>>34262075
the reason is because he acted like he's a woman that is into trannies, which is not a thing
>>34262079
sounds like you forgot to dilate again
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Moids will be like "I can save her" about me but then they decide I'm not worth saving and dump me
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>>34262077
we're gonna count down on 3, 2, 1,:
1. bloody
2. benchod
3. bitch
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>>34262083
You posting retarded shit on 4chan and then never replying to the replies is the much bigger offense.
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>>34262083
Can't save someone who doesn't want to be saved. Constantly straining and wasting a person's empathy is obviously going to drive them away.
>>
>>34262083
this AGAIN, misery poster?



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