So I'm on a bus and this lady brings her kids onboard and has one of them sit beside me. It's a forward facing two seater bench seat and I'm in the seat next to the window. The mom sits like a few rows away, of course.When it comes time for me to get off at my stop, what's the best way to get the kid to move out of my way WITHOUT being accused of attempting to hurt the kid IF and mean IF the kid refuses to move after me asking them politely to do so and the mom isn't like telling her kid to move?
>>34273376You push the kid and if he cries you explain yourself briefly and leave the bus.
>>34273386kek
I have a specific look I give to people on transit. They always move for me.
>>34273708Are you ugly?
>>34273376I have done these 2 without consequences:push the kid and run away, if you are fast enough nobody will even know what happenedor wait until the kid leaves even you miss your stop
just act addicted and scatter brained and use the slurred palsy voice. hunch like you're on tranquilizers. as long as you're walking away from them people will be glad to let you go even if you just did something retarded
>>34273376"Excuse me."
>>34274334 nigga can't read worth a shit>>34273376 >the kid refuses to move after me asking them politely to do so
>>34274000Act like a retard, basically.
>>34274692Yeah
You're obviously a complete weirdo. Anything you do is fine as long as you don't have a boner.
>>34276367Um... what?
>>34273708This look?
>>34276755
>>34276940That's inappropriate...
>>34277722Very.
