How do you start to talk to girls? How do I start a conversation with one or make them start one with me? Even if it's for non romantic/sexual reasons.
>>34275483>Hey, your socks are untiedAnd then slap your knee and laugh when she looks down
>>34275537>admitting you've checked out her feetpervert
you will never be able to talk with the opposite sex if you literally can’t talk to the same sex, either. a lot of you are socially retarded so you should start there.
>>34275611Just teach me what to do!
Try this one out for size>Hey there, excuse me, I was just wondering... are you an archaeologist?>because I have a large bone for you to examine ;)She will be blown away by your confidence and wit. Works EVERY time my man.
>>34275483Just speak to them casually, like you know her forever.What you say is really irrelevant. You are on a bus stop, comment your in a hurry, the bad weather, anything...You are in a disco, you say this song is really good, any shit.You are on a yoga class, you make some deprecative joke Then something Magic HAPPENS.If she is interested in you she will be friendly.If not, you just keep on your business, with a smile.We know it's hard and takes a lot of confidence, but that's really the way.You think you will never be capable of that, because you don't belong to the the class of people that are capable of that.You think you need to be born some way to be capable of those feats.Well, you are mostly right, but none of us need to reach virtuosity.But if this post lits some light in you, perhaps with practice you'll be average, and that's enough (for your father was).
>>34275483Yoour life is a dumpster fire. Nothing you do will work. You're a terrible person. You will never be happy even if you have extra money. Everything you touch turns to shit. There is no use. You never do anything right. You certainly can't do it as well as others. You will never be lucky. You will never be able to complete anything. You should have never been born. You hate your life. You are ugly and nobody will ever find you attractive. You have the worst and most stupid ideas. You aren't creative. You already know you can't do it.
>>34275893What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>34275893Most of that is true and I know it.But that's not advice.
>>34275989see>>34275983
>>34275999Are you schizophrenic? Genuine question.
>>34276019No.
>>34276019why?is that something I need to add to the list?
>>34276030>>34276035Because you are randomly shitting on yourself and it's not relevant to the thread.
>>34276044fine.
>>34275483"Hi. Wanna fuck?"Either way, it saves time.
>>34275483Are you this guy?:>>34272229
>>34275989Don't reply to obvious demoralization glowNIGGERS, anon.
