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Men are still not approaching women that are absolutely wanting it and demanding it!
>>34277352Nigga I'm gonna approach your teeth with a brick if you keep posting this.
>>34277352Booba.
>>34277352How am I supposed to know if a woman wants to be approached?
tung
I wish someone wanted me.
I want a hyoon gf NOW
Women how would you feel if you found out your bf was asking strangers online for their opinion on your relationship and what to do instead of talking to you
>>34277371id be mad
>>34277373How mad
>>34277371Break up
>>34277352They are, all the time
>>34277352They want to be approachedBut not by meThey want me to die in acid fumes for being ugly
>>34277371>Meanwhile women do this shit all the time and with their female friends who only have bad intentions
Thinking about him
Are women really scared of me just because I'm six foot tall, big built, and have autism mannerisms?I'm like the gentlest little waif. I like cats and stuff.
>>34277389Who
>>34277352>men - almost always want to be approached by women>women - almost never want to be approached by menThe solution is clear, isn't it?
>>34277392Yes
>>34277396why? I haven't done anything.
>>34277395We don’t want to be approached by men and we don’t want to approach men.
>>34277399And?
>>34277401>we don't want to approach menWhy not?
Julianne Moore looks pretty hot for 65. Why can't all women age this gracefully?
>>34277389Me too but her
>>34277408>>34277389Jerking my shit rn
I wish I were born female
>>34277402it's not fair to assume the worst of me, due to random genetic factors.
>>34277364she's mesmerizing
>>34277403We want to know a person first
>>34277419you want to know a person in spite of refusing to talk to them?
>>34277415Okay
Men are supposed to bother women. In public places, at social events, whenever.I can't deal with this. It's not who I am.Therefore I will die alone.Women, why did you tell men to leave you alone, keeping men who listen away from you and men who don't listen still harassing you anyway?
>>34277420What? Approaching means something else here?
the more you talk to women, the more you realise every problem in the world is kind of their fault.
Have you ever accidentally rizzed someone?
>>34277429it means initiate contact. What do you think it means?
>>34277432If I have they didn't tell me
>>34277432I'd be surprised if I have
>>34277432Yeah, I fingered a small box like a pussy without meaning to
>>34277433Means a stranger initiating contact.
Women would you rather have sex with Mifflin Devin or Dorian Alan?
Am I wrong to think that women are lucky to be born female?
I am SICK and FUCKING TIRED of putting my all into dating and getting nothing back. I’m dating to be with you for the rest of my life. Not to be your little plaything for “personal development” as you break up with me when the honeymoon phase is over. I’m tired of this shit. I’m willing to work through anything that isn’t blatantly crossing the line. And I never get the same respect.
>>34277433Oh no. Anon you are too autistic for this conversation. You are thinking in literal terms and not social norms. In the real world people get to know each other by being social. Approaching in this context means someone you don’t know approach you. Did that help?
>>34277441I don’t know what or who that is
>>34277444That is what dating is for, getting to know you.
>>34277344>Medieval Christian writers recognized women's sexual pleasure and many thought that in order to conceive a child, a woman had to achieve orgasm.>Conception occurred due to the union of male and female "seed," both of which were emitted in response to sexual pleasure.>This meant that the sexual satisfaction of women was considered important. >However, because of this belief, the conception of a child due to rape was often taken as evidence that the woman enjoyed the assault. Women, how would your life be different if that were reality?
>>34277439how are you going to become familiar with people if you don't at some point talk to a stranger?
>>34277450My tubes are tied, in that world I am unable to orgasm
>>34277446No, not remotely. At some point you need to cross that threshold where someone you don't know becomes someone you do know.
>tranquilizer darts require a veterinary license to purchaseHow the fuck am I supposed to get a girlfriend!?
>>34277449You’re right. I meant relationships. I don’t want to be a stepping stone. I’m tried of 2 year long relationships. I want to find my life partner. I don’t feel good when I break up, because I’ve never once initiated then. I’ve always tried to make things work. And every man I’ve dated has only RAPED my feelings.
>>34277447
>>34277458NTA but now I remember why Devlin is familiar
>>34277451Being in a social group or setting.See >>34277446you get to know strangers via work/school or social setting. usually vetted through friends or coworkers etc
>>34277455Sorry anon, you are too autistic. This will never make sense to you
>>34277364Imagine being an Olympic athlete and still being unattractive.never do piercings and hair dye
Women, How do I unconservative myself?In regards to relationships. Not in the sense of "I want kids", but "I only want a lifelong partner". I would never want to pass on my DNA.Even when a girl literally ASKS me out, I always chicken shit out because I'm like "it won't work because y and z and we will break up eventually". But I just drank tonight, at a bar that had only men and I'm still drunk right now and I'm going "DAMN ITD BE FUN TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND I SHOULDVE GONE TO A BAR WHERE ALL THE GIRLS GO". How do I make myself want relationships even if I can predict it might end in a breakup?
>>34277416depression is finding your crush has pierced their nose/lips and splotched their hair with dye
>>34277465Nigga are u gay
>>34277364I can’t tell if the moles make her look cuter or uglier, but regardless, I’d balloon her throat
>>34277466Therapy
>>34277465God I would give anything to feel those thighs wrapped around me while I pile drive her with my cock
>>34277344>women with daddy issues>sluts at the worst, poor decision making>men with mommy issues>most deranged perverts imaginable with stomach churning fetishes, deviant criminals, and at the worst are actual murderous lunaticswhat causes this disconnect
>>34277465She cute.
>>34277474She heard anons were talking shit and she's coming to step on our nuts.
Either: I just turned 30 and I'm single. Is it over? Because it feels over.
Women, would you consider it a red flag if a guy was friends with a convicted pedophile even if the pedophile isn't that dangerous anymore because he got his penis cut off in prison?
>>34277475Women with daddy issues seek that masculine energy by selling their body, usually because those daddy issues stem from a wound where they feel like they’re only as good as their sexual value. Men with mommy issues tend to repress emotion, vulnerability, and overcompensate with violence and horrific acts to further repress the wound of the lack of unconditional love from the maternal.
Contemplatin suicide once again.
women is it sad if an isolated guy hangs out in public VR spaces with invisible avatars and just listens to people hanging out?
>>34277480Yes
>>34277483Such is life on days that end in "y".
>>34277484Why not join in
>>34277480I’m not progressive enough to think rehabilitation is possible for a pedophile so it would be a deal breaker
women, how do I get my foid to wash her stinky (fills up a room with rotting fish smell stinky) pussy without hurting her feelings?
>>34277485You would think so wouldn't you? This a real thing that I heard about I didn't make it up.
>>34277484> isolated guy hangs out in public VR spaces with invisible avatars and just listens to people hanging out?Nag but this would be a good tinder bio
>>34277481You guys have never been with a woman with daddy issues. I assume you haven’t been with a woman at all
>>34277492Weird projection but ok bro
>>34277371It's understandable to some degree, people have doubts on how to approach things. I'd still want him to talk to me afterwards.>>34277392Yes.
Girls: What form of birth control did you go with and why?
>>34277487idk. find people more interesting to listen to than talk to.>>34277491tinder is what you use when you want people to touch you though.....
Is it bad if I when I hear about a tragedy I bad but when I learn that the victim was a person of color I'm like oh whatever?
>>34277497MNo, that’s normal
>>34277495None. I’m a risk taker (I’m single btw, just going through a casual phase)
>>34277496Is it like nervousness to join or just you purely like the spectator role more
>>34277497>I bad*I feel bad
>>34277432Yes.>>34277484It is sad and extremely weird. Saw this happen and I was so weirded out I could not stop thinking about how weird it was for weeks.
>>34277495Tubes tied, not having kids
>>34277465It's kinda mind-blowing that I'm a NEET but I'm still gonna fuck a hooker way hotter than her tonight. Women have been ruined by money desu, they'd rather have sex with strangers than work a real job
>>34277495I had the IUD.
>>34277500no, not particularly nervous. just don't have an interest, i guess>>34277503>thinking about how weird it was for weeksi understand
>>34277489Pussy should not smell that bad, she probably has bacterial vaginosis or a yeast infection.
>>34277462At some point you have to meet a friend for the first time. There is no reality where you just never talk to strangers.
Lotta moid hands going on
>>34277480Yes. I would not want to have kids with a man who thinks pedos are good people.
>>34277463Only women believe the world works this way, because their brains are wired wrong.
>>34277432How can men draw this and say it's art with a straight face?
>>34277465this
>>34277510You are probably thinking of the literal definition of the word approach and being too autistic to understand context
>>34277510Or you can only talk to strangers and never make friends
>>34277516so speak clearly. Neurotypicals are so fucking weird.
>>34277510>There is no reality where you just never talk to strangers.we'll see about that.
>>34277509yes, and she’s aware that she has BV. but she just doesn’t seem to make the changes that she needs to. I want her to be obsessed with fixing it but she seems to shut down whenever I try to talk to her about it.
>>34277520She needs to take prescription antibiotics for a couple weeks, not "make changes" lmao
>>34277518That’s the problem, I did. It got rejected.
>>34277522nta but if she knows that and isnt doing anything she's a disgusting skank that's likely mentally ill
>>34277523You assert that you should never talk to strangers, and then contradict yourself several times.You're literally talking to me now. What's wrong with that?
>>34277525Re-read my posts. It was explained
was it a mistake to tell her >I have nothing and no oneI didn't say it sad, I said it with a smile and confidenceshe said>but you have a car..Lol
>>34277526you present a rule, but then make space for exceptions, which means the rule doesn't exist.
Why are video game girls so good looking?
I want to give 4’10 Japanese femanon my big white cock and make her cum
>>34277528It was explained. Good luck, anon
>girls ghosting me when I tell them im Indian americanThis is so unfair
>>34277541White maaaan... You're on my land now...
Do women like Makima?
I have officially walled
>>34277535Eh.. is this a compliment? It’s very aggressive
>>34277544>T. 24
>>34277536you don't know what you're trying to explain
>>34277544time to start talking to autistic men.
>>34277536there is no objective reality in your worldview
>>34277543no but I love her <3333
>>34277545very ugly white men in the west think women from your country love themits very very gross!
>>34277555 >IM not like those other guys haha, I'm VERY respectful of my Japanese waifus
>>34277553Why do you like such a terrible woman?
>>34277543I love my wife so much
Women how would you feel if your bf sent you a gif of a pig shitting on its nuts
>>34277545I’m lonely and horny. I’m sorry
Women, what laptop do you like and what screen sizes do you prefer? I literally have no idea
>>34277570I have a 16" huawei matebook. I've had 3 matebooks so far and this one is my least favorite.
>>34277570Iphone 14 Pro Max
>>34277568and you insist i'm a loser because i message miseryposter, grim lmfao
>>34277344M or FAre you rooting for Punch the monkey?
>>34277572Is it not heavy as fuck?
>>34277564I'd probably say lol internally
>>34277577f, I think this whole situation is a very good representation of why we as humans have ended up where we have ended up thanks to thinking that natural selection is le bad and brootal and evil
>>34277578It's about 1.5 kg if I had to guess, it's fine. I wanted a larger screen because I have to keep two windows open at the same time for work stuff pretty often.I'm quitting my job in the summer and I'm switching back to a 14" tho, I need a new laptop because this one is beaten up.
>>34277564nag but if i had a gf that did this, i'd chastize her for trying to gaslight me with AI generated videos
>>34277530to sell it to you
>>34277584imagine being this joyless fuck unironically
>>34277555Oh. I kinda knew that, I was sensing something wrong
>>34277589you're very smart and perceptive
How common is it for a 21 year old woman to be a virgin?
>>34277568Okay, be nice next time
>>34277582Is 14" any good in the first place? My current laptop is 15.3" and I find it just a bit too large I think, although I like larger screens. Probably need to check it out in a store, but every laptop looks rather small there.
>>34277591probably more common than one might think in 2026
>>3427759150%
>>34277577FHe already made friends
>>34277588oh and how long have you been planning this one?
>>34277590Now I feel like you are being sarcastic. But whatever, thank you
>>34277598I would never do such a thing
>>34277593I don't mind 14". It is a bit small if you like watching movies on it, but it's really light and easy to carry around. And it works for most uses. My husband has a 14" macbook pro and he loves it.
Now that I am ugly and walled I have nothing to offer so i will die alone
>>34277535I want her to try my home-made Japanese curry roux. I wonder what she'd think about it.I'd also ask her if she wants to go on a roadtrip across Hokkaido in summer with me.
Girl pulled out of a 2nd date saying she wasnt interested. The whole date occurred because I found out through the grapevine that she thought I was hot in our lectures.I now have to see her every fucking day. Should I ask her why her interest died in person?
>>34277601really? "walled"?
>>34277603you shouldn't ask her why at all, don't be weird and she won't be weird and just move tf on, brother
>>34277604Just ignore people with retarded incelspeek.
>>34277606I dont really give a fuck about coming across weird. Im just curious
>>34277544>>34277601Boohoo faggot for some of us it never even began
is reincarnation real
>>34277608what's there to be curious about? she already told you she wasn't interested, retard
>>34277613sort of, but not in a continuous, grand plan sort of way where each past or future life has any bearing on anything their previous/future lives
I'm sleeping right now with my lazy dog pushing against the small of my back. Peace is mine, foids can no longer take it from me
>>34277614Curious about the reason.
>>34277613Hopefully not, but i suspect it is.
>>34277613I hope so. I love life. I wish I could live forever
>>34277591Why would any 21 year old woman be a virgin?
>>34277604Should I just say that I’ve lost the only thing that ever made me worth a damn
>>34277619whats it matter what the reason is, especially if you aren't even friends with her? quit taking it so personally
>>34277625i think you should go see a therapist, miseryposter.
>>34277597about 18h probably, I saved the pic yesterday and was waiting for someone to bring up gaslighting
>>34277613yeah, kn the sense that the soul lives on within the bloodline
>>34277631>that the soul lives on within the bloodlineDumb fascist mysticism.
>>34277625Same>>34277628It's not like that's gonna help anyone
>>34277633just because you don't like it doesn't mean it's not true
Just finished watching some amateur porn. Idk why I’m such a fuck up. These guys aren’t better looking than me, my dick was bigger than most of them, and I couldn’t tell but I’m probably taller than all of them (6’5’’) and still no gf for me
>>34277626Because I'm new to dating and want to know how i fumbled a girl who liked me first in one date.
>>34277636You should move to Japan and become a pornstar there, male actors are worked to death, there's a acute shortage of them and white men are in demand rn
Is this true?
>>34277637probably just didn't click with your personality. you're not going to learn anything, it's just going to be an awkward conversation where she'll say anything to get out of it. just let it go :|
Do people here really unironically date? Why?
>>34277636When is the last time you spoke to a woman?
>>34277644Because they’re fakecels, they come here because they feel a little quirky
>>34277641>>34277641Weird because she agreed to a 2nd date during the first one. And confirmed she was still down in dms. Blah fuck it, you're right. Even if I ask i won't get the truth. Its just annoying that ill be seeing her every college day.
If you aren't married by the time you're 25 literally what's the point in living? You'll be too old to have kids
>>34277648There's no point in living either way if you don't get lucky at birth with something
>>34277638Are they?>>34277645About 8 months ago
>>34277640What are they trying to say?
>>34277648>You'll be too old to have kidsmaybe for women
>>34277652That no woman is celibate
>>34277648I'd rather kill myself than have children.
>>34277647who knows. probably doesn't even have anything to do with you, really. you find good partners, not by making yourself appealing for those that wouldn't date you, but polishing yourself for those that would date you right now. that's a mindset that will make you much, much happier
>>34277656That's not a high bar though, many people would rather kill themselves than do something they really don't want to do
>>34277658Ok.
>>34277648Watching anime Masturbating to Japanese pornCollecting Japanese porn gamesVisiting high end prostitutes in different countriesLearning how to cook, eating exotic foods, literally the most enjoyable thing to do and out of rich for most people in human historyDrinkingPlaying video gamesListening to rockHaving a HIFI headphones and busting loads to K100 ASMRsUsing AI to goonSampling drinksReadingLive anon, live!
>>34277640I didn't have sex for about 2 years in between my first boyfriend and my husband. >>34277648You can have kids until you're 40. And there are things to do even if you don't have kids.
I should have died in that slough
>>34277657Nta but nobody would actually want to date me
>>34277644I have a date in a couple of weeks
>>34277654I’m a virgin
>>34277634>It's not like that's gonna help anyone:| enough games miseryposter. you won't get better until you take getting better seriously
>>34277666And a woman?
>>34277344Women, do you support other women?Do you think "pick me" girls put down women?
>>34277669>Women, do you support other women?I try to!>Do you think "pick me" girls put down women?It's kind of the definition of a pick me girl - a woman that puts down other women to appear better in front of men.
Do pick me guys exist
>>34277672Most of the guys ITT are
>>34277672Well, aren't all men (or almost all men) pick mes?
>>34277670I thought a pick me girl was a girl that threw away her dignity in order to appeal to a man.
>be me>like a guy>he's a friend of a friend who recently started frequenting the same bar as my friend group>get closer to him gradually>one time I sheepishly suggest we do something together>he answers 'we are doing something right now' cluelessly>rephrase it so he takes the hint>>'No thanks, I don't want to see anyone after my last relationship ended the way it did'>he wouldn't even go hang out with me>he is single for 3 years now>mfwWhy are men like this?
>>34277668Mhm
>>34277672Yes.You'd be amazed how fast a conversation changes when a girl enters the room.Guys will just be relaxed goofing off and then a woman walks in and they do a total 180 on whatever they were doing and saying.
>>34277669YesYes that’s more or less the definition
>>34277676I’d do the same thing despite being lonely and craving connection because my last relationship was so bad it drove me to attempting suicide
>>34277679why don't women do it
>>34277656I guarantee you'll eat those words the moment you hit the wall. If you spend your whole life just consooming, chasing short-term highs and dodging commitment, don’t act shocked when the bill comes due later. We’re literally wired to find our deepest sense of fulfillment in raising children. It's our only reason for living on a biological level.
>>34277681same. My ex was a narcissist who serially cucked me for months, maybe years, all while painting me as the crazy and untrustworthy one. I yearn for connection and to be loved even a fraction of how she treated me with the mask on, but I can't bring myself close to someone again.One more incident like that and I'm killing someone.
>34277661>You can have kids until you're 40. And there are things to do even if you don't have kids.I'm talking from a female perspective, genius.
Why are women in this general so much more successful in life than men here are?
>>34277676i have no idea how i'm gonna return to dating so your guess is as good as mine, i guess for me right now i really would rather just be alone than be with someone that isn't>her
>>34277685You can have kids until you're 40, as a woman. My husband's mom had his sister at 37 and him at 39, my friend just gave birth at 37. You can also have kids later, but often it requires help.
>>34277686Because this general exists for slightly weird women to get free attention and ego strokes. It’s r9k lite. The men that come here are fucked because they’re type A’s who feel alienated from the women in their immediacy
>>34277686Guys are raised with the “boys will be boys” attitude while women are raised to be proper and exceptional.
>>34277690What does that even mean
>>34277687same, got cucked by my ex fiancee and just slipped back into hermit mode.I wanted a wife and kids, not betrayal trauma and trust issues.It isn't worth it anymore.
>>34277690Women also get a bunch of advantages and favouritism. It’s also much easier for any woman above a 6 to marry into a higher socioeconomic class than she came from
>>34277690I've been quiet and well-behaving as a kid and it didn't lead to any success
Is it normal to feel better after masturbating? I started at 3:30 and finished just now and I feel alot better than when I started, I feel like a pervert tho
>>34277536Kill yourself, faggot kigger.
post gifs women will never understand
>>34277686Perhaps women are more successful in life in general, not just in this general
>>34277695Okay incel, don’t get carried away
>>34277688Even then, you’ll have less time and energy to actually raise them. Biologically, the early to mid-twenties is when women tend to have the most stamina for pregnancy and the demands of young kids...the older you get, the harder it is to keep up with it all.
>>34277686>Be told the future is female for the past 20 years>Surprised men in general are falling behind girlsReal mystery modern feminism is just women being mad at shit old men did and punishing men who didn't do anything to them
>>34277702I understand that those with privilege are loath to point it out, but I’m correct. There is a massive push for women to enter spaces previously barred to them, the trope of a trophy wife has been a thing forever, and society in general is much more passive than it used to be, for getter and worse
>>34277699Zelensky never been the same since that war
>>34277686The job market for young people is brutal and when going gets tough only women get hired. This trickles down across couple of years
>>34277697not feeling so walled now?
>>34277699POV: Europe 1804
HANG THE DJHANG THE DJHANG THE DJHANG THE DJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
>>34277702Why incel, nobody's mad at women, at maximum jealous of them
>>34277672every male feminist.
>>34277713That’s just a pick me man who calls anyone not praising women an incel
I'm 34 and male, unattractive, mildly competent at pretending to be normalIf we were meeting for the first time, would you assume I had a wife?
>>34277703Completely depends on individual circumstances - your health, relationship situation, your network and access to support, financial situation, etc. I'm sure a 22 year old single mom who has to go back to work days after giving birth because she can't afford to feed her child will have a harder time than a happily married 30 year old who can be a stay at home mom because her husband can financially support her and her kid.How easy it is on your body biologically is not the only factor. It's completely normal to have kids through your 20s and 30s, and it has been for the entirety of human history.Don't get fixated on retarded shit. Everyone's individual circumstances are harder in some ways and easier in others, just because something is not as ideal as it could possibly be doesn't mean it's not doable or that it hasn't been done from almost every woman on earth.
>>34277717Do you have a ring. There's your answer.
>>34277710I was really anxious about anything and everything and having mini freak outs but right now i'm calm and a little hungry, myabe I just needed to get that out of my system? I dunno
>>34277721There are a bunch of reasons why you might not see (or they might not be wearing, or could be wearing a decoy whether intentional or not) a ring. Put that aside.
>>34277717I assume most normal men around my age are married or in a long term relationship, yeah.
>Based on this text exchange, your role in social interactions is the Reliable Anchor. You are the "Low-Maintenance Friend"—the person who provides stability, clarity, and consistent support.>The "Investigative Reporter" Style>You socialize by asking targeted, logistical questions. >The "Fact-First" Communicator>You communicate primarily through data and logistics. >High "Social IQ" Boundaries>You have a very healthy sense of consent and space.>How Your Role Compares to Others...>The Connector: Introduces people, high energy, talks a lot.>Low — You seem more focused on 1-on-1 depth.>The Empath: Focuses entirely on feelings and "vibes.">Moderate — You are supportive, but through actions/questions.>The Anchor (You): Reliable, logical, asks the right questions, grounded.>High — This is your "superpower.">Because you are so good at being the Anchor, the risk is that people might start to see you as a "Consultant" rather than a "Confidant."Does this personality type appeal to you?Would you like to be friends with this sort of person?Do you feel like this description fits you specifically?Is this social communication style more male-typical or female-typical?
>>34277717A lot of men and married in their 30s so yes
Last night a DJ saved my life.
>>34277723probably just distracted your brain enough to calm down
>>34277728show us the test
>>34277728>>34277732Gemini looks like. Designed to blow your dick with maximum efficiency.
>>34277732I didn't take a test. I put a handful of different text interactions into Gemini and prompted it about my personality/communication type, and I trimmed down the word wall a bit.
Should I buy this $350 action figure? I told myself I’d set aside $500 a month for courses to build my skills, but every now and then I get tempted to spend it on collectibles instead. What should I do? It's apparently a limited edition run.
Last night a man with a penis saved my life, from a broken heart. Last night a man with a penis saved my life, with his cock
>>34277728>Does this personality type appeal to you?Not really. Sounds mildly autistic.>Would you like to be friends with this sort of person?In a larger friend group, yeah, but it's not someone I think I'd get along with 1 on 1.>Do you feel like this description fits you specifically?No.>Is this social communication style more male-typical or female-typical?Male.
>>34277735Japanese Funko pops
>>34277733Sure, but it still says that my communication style is different from my friends'.
>>34277739please make a decision for me
>>34277686the modern world rewards women, while beating down men.
>>34277735You should not waste hundreds of dollars on pieces of plastic that have no utility or value.
>>34277741No shit lol. Look at what it's saying. Your "superpower" lol.
>>34277735If it was me I would never spend that much on an action figure.What makes it even worth nearly $350 to (You)
>>34277745Yes, autism is my superpower or something like that.Even a human-made personality test isn't going to shit on you.
>>34277742Buy something else or not at all this shits retarded
>>34277735Just buy a body pillow, it's cheaper and you'll get more use out of it
>>34277704frankly, the old men treated women better than anyone says. Imagine actually going to war, to protect a woman, or working some horrible industrial job with no safety regulations. That is insane levels of dedication, that women are not thankful for.>waah waah waah, I was expected to be a wife and clean the house ;__;Bro, if a woman agreed to pay for me to live like that, I would leap at it.
>>34277735All of those sorts of things are limited edition runs (I own a bunch of figmas and figs and shit). That one certainly doesn't look worth $350 unless it's like 1/4 scale. Where are you looking at this?
>>34277747Yeah but this doesn't say anything negative or list any weaknesses, it's designed to be "helpful" in that it gasses you up no matter what. I've dicked around with it basically larping and it was encouraging me to make some really stupid decisions lol, do not trust it for anything involving human interaction or personality. Glorified search engine, nothing more.
>>34277747Yeah, there’s one I did that said my type was probably what the Nazi commanders would have. It’s called the PAS Indirect Assessment Inventory
>>34277751>the old men treated women better than anyone saysdesu baby boomers didn't do any of that shit, they coasted off what the past generation gave them and said fuck you to the next generations.
>>34277729>A lot of men and married in their 30s so yesLol
Time to watch Xavier Renegade Angel and sleepGoodnight atoga
At a family gathering last weekend, we were all playing cards with a beer in hand, seven of us guys at the table while the women were in the living room and kitchen. We got into a debate about sports, like why Arsenal are top of the league despite playing anti-football. I said that they should stop the clock during corners to prevent time-wasting, and my uncle from my mom’s side burst out laughing so loudly everyone heard him and said, “Every time anon speaks, we get a little dumber.” Everyone laughed. I laughed it off too since they were drunk, but afterward I couldn’t help wondering if they actually think I’m dumb or annoying.
Girls please tell me you have souls
>>34277760gn, feel better!
>>34277760goodnight anon, i wish you sweet dreams
>>34277752>>34277746>>34277744>>34277749I know the price is crazy, but I've never seen a design this unique and clean on a 1/6 figure before... I'll be buying it just for the design alone...
>>34277754Okay. I don't think a human would have assessed the interactions I posted to it or my communication style as bad. It did say that my friend was naturally a better communicator than me at some point, though. I think defining my role in a social situation as "the anchor" is as close as it's going to get. Personality tests are not much more reliable if you ask me.
>>34277766
>>34277762?
>>34277762My husband is allergic to cats to the point he needs allergy pills and an inhaler, and he's very nice to cats. He's nicer to my cat than I am, I like annoying her and he apologizes to her for my behavior.
>>34277766This implies you have a hobby of collecting figures. Share a picture of one of your other figures. I will then decide if you deserve to buy it or not based on how much I like your other figure.
>>34277767Bro what do you need a test for, do you not know how you are and what you do. How you act and think.
>>34277774I know how I am. I'm just wondering about people's opinions on the four questions I posed.
>>34277344Either genderWhy do people post their lives on social media?I really don't understand it, why do people want to share personal moments with a bunch of strangers?Why do people take pictures of themselves enjoying things and posting it instead of just enjoying it in the moment and then moving on?
>>34277778M
>>34277772
>>34277781holy shit thats pretty cool, you know what. you have my permission
>>34277357Profound. But where are the antenna coming from?
>>34277779No one gives a shit about beating a gameWhy do people care about who posts what on instagram?
>>34277772Oops meant to post this. The gundam is not mine.
>>34277789my disappointment is immeasurable but that cammy is caked upunfortunately for you i am anti-gooner memorabilia so i say you aren't allowed to get that other figure
>>34277790>goonerCan you really call that figure "gooner memorabilia" if the character its based on looks exactly like that?
>>34277793Nta but dude, fuckin look at it
>>34277793I understand your argument but I have no respect for it
What drives you to stay alive?
https://vocaroo.com/12B6NS5wB57H
>>34277799Nigga what the fuck are you doing
>>34277799good ai
Do trannies post here?
>>34277790I preordered it...I couldn't resist....sorry..
>>34277758well boomers were massive simps for women too.Even now, when someone is screaming at you for saying something true about women, it's usually some old boomer.>MY WIFE IS THE STRONGEST PERSON I KNOW, RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
>>34277804rarely, but we do post trannies with some regularity
>>34277807Can still tell he's a man
>>34277809i unironically cant'.
>>34277804All the time
How to politely tell a girl that her breath stinks?.
>>34277807>>34277809I've seem him irl before, he looks way more masculine in person than on tv.
>>34277799Why's the page in Hindi
>>34277807Who is we?
>>34277813Said she wanna dance, but her breath is like (Woah)
>>34277813If you have to ask, you don't have the magic touch.But your best bet is:- IN PRIVATE. There CANNOT be anyone else around- she needs an excuse and ability to leave immediately afterwards if she chooses- preface with something like 'look, I don't want to make you feel bad or anything, that's not what this is for, but'- don't speak 'pragmatically', speak empathetically (if you don't know the difference in the subtleties, again, you're going to have a hard time)- don't suggest solutions unless asked, it's up to her to solve it, if she doesn't then you are now allowed to remove yourself from her presence going forward- if she gets uppity, remind her you're only saying anything for her benefit, then leave immediatelyOR just call her a stupid bitch with horrible breath and slap her face
>>34277813Here have some gum
>>34277822And if she says no say that you insist. She should get the message.
>>34277821NtaCrazy how you have to tiptoe around girls or you set them off like a nuke. I can just tell my buddy to brush is fuckin teeth and he'll be like alright. Unironically open heart surgery is easier than this.
>>34277825Ok but a woman says that to him and he’d explode too
>>34277825Women are programmed to think men are going to belittle, rape and kill them at every turn
>>34277826No the fuck I won't
>>34277750>>34277749Be honest, it's a pretty cool design though, right?
I'm such a sweet guy. I should really give women the opportunity to date me. It would be once in a lifetime for them for I am divine.
>>34277798I can't die until I've had kids and raised them to adulthood.
>>34277832No it's retarded
>>34277832its literally just an asian woman?
I want to destroy my own life again I can’t bear this existence and I don’t think anything else out there will be different
>>34277837make sure you liveblog it like qt does
>>34277836With swords, a cool blue dress and blue eyes. How is that not unique?
>>34277839Because they made a million of em
>>34277735How the fuck does it close its eyes?
>>34277837The fact that there's TWO of you in different time zones that post through every hour of the day and you're basically indistinguishable is wild. Or did you just not sleep all night.
>>34277843Separate head
>>34277844I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I work nights
>>34277821>she needs an excuse and ability to leave immediately afterwards if she choosesWhat does that actually mean?
>>34277846Exact same posting style between you two during the day and night. I don't even know, it seems like two different people, but there's no way you BOTH decided to take accutane for your shitty skin.
>>34277828they also love to program each other like this, especially the feminists.
>>34277850Oh you’re that guy who stalks the girl with acne? Man, you’re desperate as fuck and your radar is bad, bad, bad
>>34277735Invest in yourself
>>34277737>Last night a man with a penis saved my life, from a broken heart. Last night a man with a penis saved my life, with his cock>inb4 pump n dumpThe cycle continues...
>>34277735>>34277789I've always wondered, do they have nipples, vagina, or an ass crack?
>>34277852Well you've also got that neurotic posting style it seems but I don't stalk shit
>>34277856Yeah the depression is awful
>>34277852As soon as qt leaves we get a new lolcow to take his place.
>>34277858Well I'm extremely depressed too so we're all going to hell together I guess.>>34277859I'm only identifiable when I make myself known that's the thing, qt didn't bother to hide. We already have plenty of lolcows.
>>34277861Sorry to hear that man. I’m trying to force myself into working on a world building project
>>34277861>We already have plenty of lolcows.Who's the worst one?
>>34277861>We already have plenty of lolcows.I wasn't complaining. Novelty keeps things interesting.
>>34277863ENTJ and JH
>>34277862Yeah I'm having trouble doing anything that's not immediately essential, what are you working on?>>34277863I'd say the eastern European schizo femcel who pretends to have a husband is pretty bad.
>>34277868The zone 1 quests and the first dungeon. So far I’ve done the overview of the lore and the first city, now I’m filling in the first area and doing a bit of work on the second. First dungeon is a bandit camp that formed around the ruins of an old tower, party has to fight through the camp and up the tower to retrieve a magical tablet
>>34277853NTA. This shit advice means nothing.
>>34277799>Watching darkness destroy lightThat's a cool lyric ngl
>>34277855Cammy has pink nipples but no vagoo.
>>34277836Are you dumb or stupid?
>>34277872Top 3 goated cuck chair positions?
>>34277871>Should I buy this $350 action figure? I told myself I’d set aside $500 a month for courses to build my skillsImproving your skill set is investing in yourself.
>>34277870Is that DND, never played closest thing I did was Baldur's Gate. How long's it gonna be do you have a group.Sounds kinda like bleak falls barrow form Skyrim.
>>34277878Yeah it’s a DND campaign. I don’t have a group, just making it for fun.>Bleak falls barrow I have been playing a lot of Skyrim. It functions in a similar way in that there’s expository potential for lore, but the bandits actually fully control the tower itself. Bandit leader is trying to use the tablet for something related to the story
A great inspiring leader shall emerge within our generation. Glorious will their deeds be. Every action they take and don't take will be lessons to future generations to come. Their influence beyond any figure in our history. With their death a new era will begin. You will witness and play a part in this.
>>34277867I don't think I'm a lolcow. I don't do or say enough to be that entertaining.
>>34277883You've gotta be doing this on purpose
>>34277883I giggle everytime you pop up
>>34277883I love you.
>>34277881>A great inspiring leader shall emerge within our generation. Glorious will their deeds be. Every action they take and don't take will be lessons to future generations to come. Their influence beyond any figure in our history. With their death a new era will begin. You will witness and play a part in this.He has already begun. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Q1jZ-LOT0
>>34277352I'd approach if her boobs were biggerOr if she wore a lower cut top maybe
Whenever I meet some people I hang out with them for a week or so before I start responding to their texts late and stop answering the phone until they leave me alone. I will never have friends.
>>34277888>Surname, Mann
>>34277885>>34277886>>34277887I don't understand you guys.
Wish we could make a virus larger and somehow make it communicate with us. Make it sentient. Maybe they are sentient we just don't know how to speak to germs and such.
>>34277892Now you know how we feel about you.
I devour pussy
>>34277892You don't want to be milked?>>34277893Bro is baked out of his skull
>>34277778FIt’s part of how we socialize now, grandpa
>>34277896Maybe we could give a virus a nervous system. I want to seriously think about this.
>>34277895Same
I'm horny!
>>34277778I should present this in my Palaeontology class.
>>34277898How is it infecting other cells if it has a whole ass nervous system?
Why do women reject guys then change their minds a couple weeks later
>>34277905At this point it would be something different entirely. Goal is to grow it into a human like being.
>>34277897>>34277902I'm a fucking zoomer, it's not fault I raised that posting about yourself online for everyone to see was loser behavior
>>34277489Tell her to see a doctor. Did you guys have sex?
>>34277497>Is it bad if I when I hear about a tragedy I bad but when I learn that the victim was a person of color I'm like oh whatever?Yea
>>34277907Imagine a fish with a human body. What would it do? How would it react to its new limbs? What would it feel? I want to see what a virus in a human body would do. Or at least something similar.
>>34277910Are you a person of color?
>>34277497Yeah, I wouldn't like a colored person thinking this way. Golden rule.
>>34277511So, use your dainty, well manicured, very pretty hands to type out more posts.
>>34277914I always imagine femanons sticking their pinkies out when they type
>>34277906Do they?
>>34277914Oh good it’s this creep
>>34277908I have a great reply for you. But first, let me take a selfie.
>>34277906Idk, but it's happened to me. I think she just liked toying with me.
>>34277352At this point these bitches are just ragebaiting for engagement, right?Like I can't buy the "I have noooo idea why men stopped approaching women" thing anymore.
>>34277906Depends on how you respond to the rejection. If you take it like a man and don't bother her, she might gain respect for you and begin to like you.
>>34277925It's all for engagement, yeah. Women don't get horny, so women who pretend to be horny or otherwise eager for male attention do, in fact, get a lot of male attention.
>>34277922Yeah, like women don't like hands of the opposite sex.
>>34277873Too much sex and diabetes
The women in this thread have ugly wrinkly sausage fingers
>>34277446If your social status related beliefs do not approximate reality and this interferes with your life, you are the one being autistic. Women are underdiagnosed for autism specifically because women's behaviors can never be considered "wrong" by sociologists unless they're having a full meltdown. It's considered normal woman behavior to pretend the world will magically alter itself to meet your internally contradictory expectations.
>>34277833Elliot Rodgers reborn?
>>34277922Do we have handfags as well as footfags
>>34277894I assume it's different per person.>>34277896The image in my head of being milked seems extremely painful.
>>34277925She has an onlyfans. She's trying to get lonely guys to sign up.
>>34277462>date coworkerFired for company policy or HR complaint or whatever>schoolImagine already being at school and wanting to potentially inflict more misery on yourself>social settingI don't enjoy listening to homosexuals complain about things hypocritically and narcissistically which is the inevitable endgame of all social circles other than of childhood friends that I've ever tried being a part of.
>>34277932No I am Toille Sregdor.
>>34277936Is the Onlyfans her getting hit by a large vehicle?This is not a euphemism.
I just got home from work.I am meditating and concentrating all of my ki on my scalp to accelerate the balding process since I know the women in /atoga/ don't like it.
>>34277942I wish I had a larger nose and had less hair like my father
>>34277683>I guarantee youMy child, I am WAY older than you. And "wall" is such funny incelspeek, I've gotten more interest from women since I passed 30.And the women younger than me mostly don't want kids either, which is just great.Didn't read past your first sentence btw.
>>34277833>I'm such a sweet guy. I should really give women the opportunity to date me. It would be once in a lifetime for them for I am divineMy big dick is wasted on an autist like me
WomenAre you into ancient horrors? I just woke up after 9001 years of slumber, so I'm not sure if girls will like me.
What kind of music does a 49er fan listen to?
Men, why do so many of you not like eating pussy?
>>34277953We do. It's women who won't let us do it, since they keep complaining about feeling self-conscious or being unable to relax or whatever.
>>34277953Taste like battery smell like fish
>>34277953Women don't let us. Women are evil. Let me eat thee pusssyyyyyy
>>34277955Why do you know what a battery tastes like?
>>34277344Women, does it feel pleasurable to actually have a tongue inside your pussy?
>>34277957I've eaten batteries before
>>34277813ask her "why do you stink haha ewwwwwwww". if her response isn't a soft apology followed by an hour in the bathroom alone, she isn't the one
Girls, have you ever changed your mind after rejecting a guy
>>34277969No, I know if I like a guy the first time I talk to him. Never changed my mind.
>>34277972Nta, kinda crazy how fragile the perception of a man is in a woman's mind, ONE little mistake or bad look and you've permanently fucked it up, time to find a new relationship because this one is unrecoverable. Gotta play all your cards right, never trip up, it's like balancing a champagne glass on your fingertip.
>>34277973I don't think that's the case for me at all. Once I like a guy, I'm pretty much set on him. I just know right away if a man is someone I'll like or not.
>>34277973NTAIt's crazy. Men will dedicate their lives, finances, and unending support to a woman, but she'll just randomly lose attraction one day over a slight misstep on his part (or maybe the misstep only happens in her mind), and then it's over. She wants nothing to do with him, no matter what he does for her. Everything he gave and sacrificed to make her happy no longer matters. And if he tries to withdraw his support as a result, then he's a selfish asshole! Men can't win!
>>34277973I thought men were the same. Well I am.
>>34277953Because you probably have HPV and it's rude to ask "Hey, would you mind getting tested for HPV before I eat you out?"
>>34277969No
>>34277344Women, have you ever gotten into a fight with another woman?
>>34277931>>34277937Let it go guys, you can autism yourself out of social norms and context
>>34277972>>34277975nta but honestly it makes sense, why exes always seem like a threat. this gives me hope i can get back with my ex, fingers crossed
>>34277591Be honest, you shamed high schoolers about being virgins. That's extremely late blooming.
>>34277953I've only met one guy who was really outspoken about not eating pussy, and his wife was super fat.
Men, have you ever dabbed on someone? like the 2016 meme? >2016 was 10 years ago
>>34277987>get back with my exI never understood why people want to get back with exes.Life moves in 1 direction, forward, if it doesn't workout, just keep going on.
>>34277985This person spent so much effort animating her boobs, but couldn't be bothered to give her remotely proper punching form?
>>34277987Nah. If I break up with them I'm also set on that decision frankly.I don't know, I've had two relationships, and when I broke up with my ex I did not want anything to do with him. Still don't care for him at all.
>>34277992Probably was the first person that made them believe in love etc. Just let them
>>34277992MI got back with an ex because no other woman was willing to want me. It didn't go well, of course.
>>34277990When I was a literal child which I am not anymore
>>34277993It's a Coomer show what do you expect
Don't wanna live, don't wanna dieWhat's a guy to do
>>34277985Nope. I’m small a weak I will lose. I sparred with naginata in school
>>34277953I don't want to get throat cancer and I think oral sex is gross and I don't trust a woman to do anything thoroughly, even cook or clean, even herself and also I think the modern disproportionate obsession with oral sex is directly related to the incessant pushing of gay culture in the media and online, along with other similar stuff like the constant "jokes" and deconstructions about how REAL men only care about asses and wow don't men have nice asses too wow haha how confusing, etc, and also I think the feminist obsession with spamming about how men are insecure or their masculinity is too fragile to eat vagina is a direct projection of their own bizarre victim-dominatrix power dynamic obsession but they won't say it openly because they hypocritically spend their lives talking about how every random social gesture is about rape or dominance, and why would I want to put my mouth somewhere my dick or cum has been, I don't even want to put my dick where someone else's dick has (ever) been, and also I have had to hear about random trashy rappers and how inappropriate it was for them to say in interviews that they don't eat pussy...from female coworkers, at work, at a customer service desk, with customers in the story, so due to all of these reasons none of which have really anything to do with me or any experiences I ever wanted to have or wouldn't have avoided hearing about if I could, every time cunnilingus, women's asses, or periods are brought up in any conversation I just mentally detach myself and wait until I can leave. Which women will naturally interpret as me being insecure or whatever or having some phobia or horror due to...whatever. When really I'm just so tired of hearing about it. So tired. So very tired.
>>34278000I have the answer but you wont like it
>>34277957You've never done the tongue on a 9 volt? Where do you live?
Might give Tangled a watch. Seems charming.
>>34278002Holy fuck wtf bro, I'm not reading this schizopost but you should probably kill yourself.
>>34277893You should watch the classic Doctor Who story "The Invisible Enemy".
>>34277993are you retarded
>>34278003I've been told worse things hit me
>>34278004No I've never put a battery in my mouth.
>>34278007This post is extremely low quality.
>>34278009I will give it a watch. Never seen any dr. Who episodes actually.
>>34277994it was a star-crossed kind of break up, neither of us wanted it. still, though, idk how...possible things are for us.>>34277995yeah, pretty much, or more like the only person in my entire life that has ever made love worthwhile
>>34277895>I devour pussyIt's more fun to have it devour you. (realises he's on a forum full of people with vore fetishes)It's more fun to have it devour your dick.
>>34278013Back at ya
>>34277990>2026 - 2016 = 10math all checks out. x_x
Women, is there any reason at all why I should eat pussy?
>>34278012You should get a 9 volt and try it, it sucks but you will know what they feel and taste like
I have 7 hours until the shops close. It will take me about 2 minutes to get to the nearest super market. I don't think I am going to make it. I will starve.
>>34278010No? Hmm. Is it an edit of an existing punching animation?
>>34277344Femanon, what if I told you ghosts are real, and every time you go to shower, thousands of ghosts jerk off to you.Would that make you a never-nude?
People spam this thread all day, then the same people complain about the quality of the thread, but then those same people also complain when someone actually asks or answers a good question.
I Dominican papi
>>34278010Nah, they're right, it's shit form.>t. Did kickboxing for 3 years
>>34278023Fasting is good for you, standing up and spending money is why you get old
>>34278027No negro
>>34278022No, battery acid can kill you.
>>34278021Your partner enjoys it and she gets off from it.
>>34278028I think them having no form is the joke.
>>34277985Not since highschool.
>>34278026Do you think everyone in the thread is one person
>>34277969>Girls, have you ever changed your mind after rejecting a guyOne time a guy asked me out when I wasn't single, so I said no. Three months later I *was* single, and got back to him. But I've never found someone attractive after not finding him attractive.
>>34278030I am already underweight. I need to eat
>>34278032Oh, I understand the confusion.Press both contacts of the 9 volt battery onto your tongue and then remove it from your mouth BEFORE you use the can opener on it.
>>34278002Seconding >>34278007You are the same people who go "ALL VIDEO GAMES ARE POLITICAL CHUD" Except worse because you just wrote a manifesto about sex. Genuinely kill yourself. Sometimes it's as simple as "I like it and I want to do it." I'm sick and tired of /pol/ telling me I'm a nigger for liking huge asses, or cord raiders calling me a pedo for liking petite girls when I don't, please shut the fuck up.>>34278013His post is straightforward, your post is over 300 words and says nothing but schizo babble, so really whose post is low quality?
>>34278032Nta, that's why you lick the terminals not pop it open and eat the insides. 9vs don't use acid either.
>>34278036Yeah that's why I used a plural to refer to xim as the first word in that post
>>34278026There are no good questions on atoga, I'm not surprised that men are like that, but why in the fuck do women here also talk almost as if they're only here to discuss dicks or something
>>34277953>why do so many of you not like eating pussy?I just don't like the taste, okay?
>>34278040Holy fuck wtf bro, I'm not reading this schizopost but you should probably kill yourself.
>>34278046Holy fuck wtf bro, I'm not reading this schizopost but you should probably kill yourself.
>>34277990My little brother got me to play Fortnite with him sometime in 2019 or 2020, and I bought the dab emote in that game.I got hooked on the game for a little bit and would ask my friends if they wanted to "dab on ten year-olds" with me for a bit there.
>>34278043You sure act like it regardless of xir specific word choice
>>34277960>Women, does it feel pleasurable to actually have a tongue inside your pussy?Not very. Tongues are too soft, and not the right shape.
>>34277717Yeah, men that age do that.
/atoga/ should be held in video calls at specified times.
>>34278045Put hot sauce on it?
>>34278051you're not a man, wtf do you know?
>>34278040So since you're seconding it and not samefagging at all that means you (also) didn't read it yet (also) are extremely angry about it.You are also going on a rant about how you're definitely not a pedo.Perhaps the schizo noose tolls for thee.>>34278047This post...is extremely low quality...
>>34278052I find this agreeable. Video chat would go insane kek
>>34278052Hell no, then everyone has to see the ugly fucks posting here. Including me. It wouldn't work if we didn't imagine everyone as hot in our minds.
>>34278055This post is low quality and I'm not reading that schizo garbage.
>>34278052Aroint ye, trooncord!
>>34277985>Women, have you ever gotten into a fight with another woman?I do kick-boxing. I spar. But not an angry fight, no.
>>34278055His post is straightforward, your post is over 300 words and says nothing but schizo babble, so really whose post is low quality?
Should I talk to a girl about hermeticism on the first date
>>34278057TSMTEveryone ITT is >Fat>Brown>Over the age of 30
>>34278062Of course, bitches love retarded shit
>>34278059We would use Skype. We should also have a question or two at the ready and everyone should take answer the question in their own time. After that just go freestyle and shitspew into the microphone
>>34278064Hermeticism saved my life
>>34278014>Never seen any dr. Who episodes actually.Oh, well, for God's sake don't start with that one, then, it'll put you off the series for life.
>>34278063I'm white
>>34278065>SkypeThey shut it down
>>34278054I look at men outside. They seem rushed and impatient. Like they don't want to talk.
>>34278067I will be the judge of that. But thanks for the warning.
>>34278021>Women, is there any reason at all why I should eat pussy?You won't get to have sex with her a second time if you don't.
>>34278068And fat and over 30 yes, we know, it's one of those "Click off one become the other two" type deal.
>>34278063I'm none of these 3 but I am unbearably ugly
>>34278069Really? Then perhaps Microsoft Teams.
>>34278025>Femanon, what if I told you ghosts are real, and every time you go to shower, thousands of ghosts jerk off to you.I would recommend antipsychotics.
>>34278066And being an Aquarius saved hers. More good news, in a study women rated the facial attractiveness of men with 75 IQ highest. You can't lose.
>>34278074>tfw "urban americans" stop aging and never reach "criminal menopause"
>>34278076Discord is right there. Are you a gen x boomer
>>34278072Women are almost all sexually submissive, what a dumb thing to say kek
>>34278079Do you know a single thing about hermeticism?
>>34278081can't follow a simple threaded conversation award
>>34278083Of course not. It's all far too secret, subtle, and sublime for someone as crude as myself.
>>34278079>in a study women rated the facial attractiveness of men with 75 IQ highest. You can't lose.Source? I wanna read that
>>34278079>More good news, in a study women rated the facial attractiveness of men with 75 IQ highest.Fuck, so close, I knew ugly for a reason, damn God and his frankly fair game balancing, he knew I'd be too powerful if I was hot, smart, and had it all.
>>34278085I may be 80 iq but all that means is I'm able to solve the captchas. Don't act so smug, you're stuck here with me buddy.
>>34278089You're alright.
>>34278087Sorry it wasn't important to me other than as a potential offhand remark for /atoga/ so you will have to go ask /sci/ or /pol/ or something for the source>>34278089they should make you do simple algebra to post along with the iq test for retards slides
>>34278066That's fun. Hermetecism made me convert to Christianity, much to my own surprise.
>>34278091Mwah>>342780922+2=4 nigga, every 8th grader can use chatgpt I can too you can't beat me
If you're above an 8/10 I don't take your problems seriously.
>>34278062>Since Nous conceives speech in silence, only (that) speech (which comes) from silence and Nous (is) salvation.>(But that) speech (which comes) from speech (is) only perdition; for by (his) body man is mortal, but by speech (he is) immortal.
>>34278095That is stupid.
Zoomers will spend their entire lives obediently shitting on Christians and then read the entire theological theory of some schizo in order to end up converting to Episcopalianism at the end or some shitAll without ever in their lives reading the gospel of Matthew along the way.
WomenWhich of the Mario Brothers would you rather drain the cum from their fat cocks of?Luigi or Mario?
>>34278081I like to think of muhself as the gen z eistein
>>34278097I take seriously problems like your mom dying or some other personal tragedy like that but please miss me with your relationship problems or any other trivial bullshit like that.
>>34278062>>34278096This is super hot and if I was on a date, I would gush if bruh started spittin
>>34278102Alright. Don't really agree but I see your pov.
>>34278086Kek>>34278093Same because I’m a dipshit
>>34278102This but I don't care how you look
>>34278098How little do you have to have going on in your life to unironically partake in this shit.
>>34278071If you want to start with a *good* classic story, then some of my favourites are:The Ark in SpaceGenesis of the DaleksPyramids of MarsThe Deadly AssassinThe Seeds of DoomThe Talons of Weng-ChiangCity of DeathMost of my favourites are Fourth Doctor stories. If you fancy a different Doctor, then try: First Doctor: The Dalek Invasion of EarthSecond Doctor:The Web of FearThe War GamesThird Doctor: Spearhead From SpaceInfernoTerror of the AutonsThe Claws of AxosDay of the DaleksThe Sea DevilsCarnival of MonstersFrontier in SpaceThe Green DeathFifth Doctor: The Caves of Androzani
>>34278093That makes sense. They're quite similar in a lot of ways.
>>34278099Silly, anon. Chicks dig jerks, they'd pick Wario
>>34278100What if I was inside your house and blew my brains out with a gun
>>34278096Strange how wisdom is the lowest, most bastard Aeon that begat all the darkness
>>34278110Yeah, it wasn't exactly a big jump. I was into Rosicrucianism as well.
>>34278104When you're attractive everything in your life gets a boost to some degree. It's like multimillionaires complaining about someone cutting them off in traffic or something like that. I don't need to hear about the trials and tribulations of a 6'2 handsome guy or a young pretty woman
>>34278111Ok well the girls can answer Wario or Waluigi too but they haven't yet so.
How many atogans can we cram into a building before they start clawing at each other's throats?
My son's will be getting growth hormone to be tall, even if I have to break the law to do it
>>34278112If I have a gun, and you have a gun, we can talk about laws. If I have a...you know the shitty quote anyways if you have a gun and I have your extruded brains, I can call you a tranny.
Where do you idiots get the idea that performing oral sex on someone is submissive?
>>34278117I'd consent to femanon clawing me
>>34278117Depends on how low their phone batteries are.
>>34278120The Sopranos
>>34278120From feminists also stop seething about something written without punctuation an hour ago
>>34278120Why are you falling for b8?
>>34278120From the Romans
>>34278122No phones. They must talk to each other for entertainment >>34278121Let's assume for the fun of it there's an equal ratio of men and women
>>34278120Who tf cares? Eat the pussy or don't
>>34278109Wow thanks. I will give this a go.
>>34278120From the women I perform oral sex on
Women talk all the time about men not eating pussy or fingering them but I've heard plenty of women turn down prostate play and deepthroating so they're not even in a righteous position to be demanding things.
tfw can’t talk about stuff because can’t quote things despite reading it
>>34278028The character is wildly flailing with tears on her face, the joke is obviously meant to depict her hopelessly wailing on rhe other character to display her pathetic desperation. fucking autists man
I'm slim shady yes I'm the really shady
>>34278120Anon clearly meant that almost any woman willing to have sex once will have it again regardless of the inclusion of some meme extra sex act no actual social expectation for exists, because women are sexually submissiveAre you autistic maychance?
>>34278120I am replying too :)
No wonder why I’m alone
>>34278120Me because im extremely submissive and giving oral instinctively activates that part of my brain.
>date/fuck a girl who explicitly says she only wants something casual and short term >she immediately falls in love after a few dates>go with the flow because I got a good thing going >eventually break up because she’s a low quality crazy girl and I knew that from the start which is why I wanted something casual >get a rebound girl who explicitly only wants something casual and short Why does this keep happening? I guess I could just act like an asshole but I don’t think I have it in me. I like giving these girls a good time, just wish they kept their expectations consistent.
>>34278144I'm extremely dominant and whenever I try to lick a pussy the bitch gets force pushed out of bed without me touching her
>>34278135Women don't want to date men who eat them out. It's so easy to find a virgin or inexperienced guy who'd do anything you want it bed, it would take some time and work to milf him to your preferences but girls don't want that, they want someone assertive and sexyally proficient from the batMen don't give us headMen don't make us cumMe don't care out orgasmsAre all self inflicted
>>34278145I heard the "so why do good girls like bad guys" tiktok sound bite while reading this
>>34278112I would try to feed them back to you like ray liotta or whatever his name was
I am going to be so powerful one day that truly defeating me is going to be impossible so my rivals will conspire to imprison me for all eternity in some sort of custom built prison that will be forgotten in a couple of centuries.
Women have slowly alienated me over the years.
>>34278142You always have me to call you names
>>34278148This.Women want a man who looks like a 7 foot greek god but never worked a day in his life to do it.Likewise women also want a man who makes them cum but never once gave a fuck about doing so, it's a side effect of how good he is at sex despite not giving a fuck about it.This is because women are delusional animals who don't live in reality.
Would women actually be OK with prostate play on average?
>>34278148>milf him to your preferencesWhat did he mean by this
GenderDo you think you would live a happy life if you were truly ugly?
Shrooms make me think so clearly.
>>34278155so youre an alien now?
>>34278135>if youre not willing to smear your hands in my shit, you dont deserve to speak up!!the moidim have gone completely insane
>>34278145>she’s a low quality crazy girl >why does she act crazy???Truly a mystery.
>>34278160mim ugly now and im sad so current trends tell me no
>>34278160MI think I could, but I doubt I would have had an easy childhood or young adulthood.It would probably take me a while to get comfortable in my own skin.
>>34278160being ugly is one of the worst thing that can happen to you
>>34278160Yes. Good looking people aren't happy.The kingdom of heaven is within all of us. Ascension comes from the journey within.
>>34278165what do you mean, what's wrong with prostate play?
>>34278169If you let it rot your soul, then yes. You are not your body.
>>34278173>You are not your body.True. It just determines the types of interactions you'll get with people all your life, leading to far worse outcomesgo talk to facial burn victims and tell me how their life has changed
>>34278159Mold
I played Skyrim wanting to do something different as usual. I turned around and went the other way after I got out of Helgen, but I turned back to get the mage stone, and once there I saw the ore by the hunter's tent so I went to embershard mine for a pickaxe, and once my inv was full of loot and ore I went to Riverwood just to have somewhere to sell and smelt, and then I realized there was no furnace at the Riverwood blacksmith so I went and did Bleak Falls and the watchtower dragon to unlock Breezehome while I was in Whiterun for the smelter, and then I did a bounty at Silent Moons for a bit of XP and gold, and then got another one at Halted Stream which I remembered has the Transmute spell, and I took the easy quests in town like Ysolda's tusk and the sword, so I ended up hitting Halted Stream, Redoran's Retreat, and Swindler's Den all in one, then also going and killing the hagraven and doing the Eldergleam quest which between that and the spriggans took all of my food and every single healing potions I could find or brew and all together levelled me up enough for some more HP and enough Magicka to cast Calm when finishing the Redguard arrest quest, which also got me enough gold to buy Breezehome to store my leftover gear I can't immediately sell or various extra potion ingredients and food I pick up in the chest.Anyways after that I had to turn all of my iron into silver or gold and now I just finished picking up all of the non-stealing silverware in Dragonsreach because it was there to take and sell.Normal playthrough after all, I guess.
>>34278165>moidimNiggers, y'all mean to tell me we just got a new slur update?Moidim and femtiles?
>>34278175>go talk to facial burn victims and tell me how their life has changedI understand, although actually I don't really. We judge people by their looks, but I truly believe that the soul can and does shine through.
>>34278162I'll put it this way have you ever met a guy who could gleeb glorb
>>34278180nobody cares about your soulugly people are on average poorer, have worse health and live less longthey also get laid a lot less often, and have less romantic partnersbeing ugly is one of the worst things that can happen to a person
>got nasolabial foldsIt's over, time to kill myself, only downhill from here
>see some form of male romantic behavior like buying flowers, getting dressed up for a date etc online on any social media platform>almost all of the comments (like, I can scroll for several minutes and its just a sea of them) are universally other men just mocking and posting laughing images at the man in question>like half of them have some cuck undertone like "she's getting put thru the bed rn lil bro lmaooo and u buying flowers"literally what the heck is going on
>>34278178Singular moid, plural moidim.Singular foid, plural foidot.What, you've spent years of your life on 4chan but never learned any Hebrew?
>>34278185They're literally right. Whilst you're performing romantic gestures, some low iq cunt is railng her for free.
I am fundamentally unlovable because I am boring and ugly
>>34278170I hinge on this concept, daily. The power of choice is so strongly underestimated. I choose to be happy today. I choose to smile. I choose to be strong.
>>34278185Men have abandoned masculine social qualities like chivalry as outdated and chauvinistic, abandoned restraint as antagonistic to true expression, and abandoned outmoded objective non-permissive moral standards of decorum and public conduct to become liberated and uninhibited hedonists.Congratulations. You won!
Women have been attracted to me and one even tried to hook up despite my appearance, but I don't know if I'm ugly or not for sure because I don't think about it or care about or maintain my appearance at all.
>>34278193This has literally never happened to me and never will
>>34278178the regalia is palatial today
>>34278193if they tried to hookup with you for real then you probably arent hideous at leastunless it was some fat whale or something who just was desperate for d
>>34278195It happened to me despite living almost my whole life in seclusion, I went to some week long special event youth thing or whatever (I'm homeschooled) and she tried to sex meActually another woman wrote to me on a notepad and gave me her email during some boring slam poetry thingI wasn't fat then but I think I was uglier in the face than I am nowI don't really know though>>34278197I guess I figured I was average looking more or lessBut that means facial symmetry and "normal" features are sometimes considered more attractiveI don't knowThere were a lot of giant ho types at that event thing too though so maybe it was just math
>>34278202Hate fakecels so much.I work a public service job and girls actively avoid me
>>34278205I never pretended to be anything you's just a bitch.For what it's worth, I hate people who want to have sex with people they don't love or intend to reproduce with, and I especially hate your newfag wave of idiots who come here to talk about how envious you are about not being soulless normalfags. YOU are the "failed normalfags" and you're just acting like feminists because it's easier to play the victim by reversing the polarity of what they taught you than to ever question the precepts of your shitty astroturfed cultural upbringing in general.You also are proud newfags who refuse to lurk moar ever.So for multiple reasons I want to put my thumbs through all of your eye sockets and am unimpressed with your screeching about how you hate me.I guarantee I fucking hate you more for being pathetic and annoying.
>>34278185That's kinda cucked anon, you're buying her flowers, going on dates with her while someone else hit her up in a bar and make her suck his dick that night. That's cuckoldry.
>>34278206You will never understand
>>34278206Do a flip
>>34278208>>34278209>muh intersectionality white males could never understandBoil yourselves alive you colossal Reddit faggots. God, how I fucking hate you.
I love Redguards in elderscrolls and Aserai in bannerlord and the Ancient Mesopotamians I am a sucker for Eastern aesthetics.
>>34278210When I was 13, the queen bee made fun of me in front of the entire class. You do not understand and never will
>>34278212FShe did that to me too
>>34278213Sorry to hear that. Terrible experience
>>34277344Men, would you date a single mom who is Mormon?
>>34278215Yeaaa it sucked
>>34278135Is that why I never have trouble with this in long term relationships? I suck dick well enough that they feel like they owe me or something?
>>34278218I found one of my biggest bullies committed suicide and I was so happy
>>34278212Is that not like a right of passage or an attempt to strengthen your mind and spirit? I doubt it was to actually harm your psych.
>>34278207Do you write cuck fanfiction like this often or is it an occasional issue
>>34278212Literally everyone who went to middle school experienced that anon
>>34278220Woah
>>34278221Having the entire class point and laugh at me after the girl said “wanna have sex with me” and laughed was, in fact, not good for the psyche
I remember making fun of you losers
To those that like musical theater and/or Broadway, who was your favorite Elphaba? And who did your favorite rendition of Defying Gravity?
>>34278225Sorry we are nothing alike, you probably had a high school boyfriend
>>34278229I did not
Puuuuhlaaaaaaaap
>>34278224If everyone experienced it how come you losers didn't stop the queen bee?>>34278227Based queen bee
>>34278160FHonestly.. no. I guess it makes me vain or a bad person. I enjoy being pretty, I love the attention it gives me. I’m okay with getting older and one day no longer be physically attractive. I have to value the moment for as long as possible
>>34278226NtaOne of my more mortifying moments was being accused of purposely grabbing an older girl's chest during capture the flag. I was like, idk 12 or 13 like you. You know I think that might've been the first time ever that someone called me a dyke.>>34278234Stop her how exactly? You develop self esteem and avoid her you can't fix those people.
Are you ovulating?
>>34278226>>34278229I have been bullied my entire life and went to prom alone. It gave me thick skin. Sometimes I wonder if it is too thick for an arrow to reach my heart.
>>34278229nta>asked awkward fat dude out because theres no way he says no>he says yes>pretends to be sick to avoid me for 4 straight days>breaks up with me over text
>>34278231Oh. In 2015 I saw a drunk driver miss his turn off to the freeway. He went skidding and drove straight into the median. A van full of old people crashed into him, and a big car pile up happened. I was with my friend. We had both bought coffees for our hangovers. Ran into the ditch. The driver of the old people just kept shaking his head. One time I walked into a room that my buddy’s gf had just finished using to cheat on him. The guy was naked in bed and my buddy sent me in to grab his Xbox. I knew the guy because he was dating a girl who had been crushing on me hard. >>34278238On prom night I got jumped by two meth users covered in blood and holding a scalpel.
>>34278223You're buying flowers for a hoe
>>34278099FRosalina
>>34278240Alright man
>>34278236Are you a dyke?>Stop her how exactly?Apparently if she insults everyone why not just rise against her?Because you normgroids won/'t do shit. Just like with Epstein, and ZOG, YOU WON'T DO SHIT PUSSY
I should’ve had sex on prom night but I was scared
>>34278228I've only ever watched one Broadway version and haven't seen the movies. Wicked is okay, I would rather watch Into the Woods again. So instead of any Elphaba I think my answer is just Bernadette Peters. Bernadette Peters for everything.>>34278238You went to prom? I didn't even bother.>>34278244No I'm not>rise against herHow? Explain how a bunch of middle schoolers do anything about it without getting themselves in trouble. You're asking for a fantasy here. TV show logic.
>>34278247>eRM IT'S LITERALLY POWER FANTASY TV SHOW LOGIC TO HUNT DOWN ALL EPSTEIN CO CONSPIRATORS CHUDYouWon'tDoShitPussyYou are a slave who has no one to blame for her own suffering but herself.Nietzsche wrote every text he made dedicated to you. I could unironically probably rape you and get away with it but I won't, you aren't worth raping. You're worth nothing.
>>34278248I said explain. So explain how, or go have a snack and calm down.
>>34278247>went to promI tanned for months, wore a fancy silk dress and sat alone. Never even danced.
>>34278251No offense but, why did you bother?I didn't want to spend the minimum $300 to have a bad and boring time.
>>34278217Is plural marriage on the table?
>>34278251>>34278254I bet both of you are married and have 6 figure jobs
>>34278185There’s a lot of people that are hurt by other people after trying to do everything right in the classical sense of courtship
>>34278095On the other hand I'm below 8/10 and men don't even believe I'm real, all their solutions for me are "just say yes to one of the 50 men proposing every time you go out" like I'm one of the models they're wanking to.
>>34278257I have about $2500 to my name right now and got dumped in December
>>34278257Holy shit you are so mindbroken about 6 figure salaries and muh jewish daycare
Will eating raw garlic help me?
>>34278268It will help your breath stink.
>>34278270AAand what else?
>>34278262Oh no a whole 3 months how will you survive >>34278263Thanks for confirming. Tell us more about your self inflicted problems
>>34278257NTAI have a six-figure job and am married. I just looked at my 401k and it has a bit over 200k saved up, which I think is a good amount for mid 30s?
>>34278271Mm, might give you heartburn and/or upset your stomach.
>>34278271Cures cancer and makes your penjs bigger
>>34278272Live in the real world not in tiktoks that make you angry anon.
Does anyone know when the life sized hyper realistic Alysa Liu dolls will be available? Asking for a friend
>>34278273I have no idea but you’re still here so it doesn’t matter much
>>34278273Nta Nice!I’m not 6 figure yet but on my way. I have a lot saved up too. Can you give one advice from your professional life and one from your social one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFXRoKzWFR0Am I sexist?
>>34278282>Paying attention to a random internet personDon't know about sexist, but you are a retard.
>>34278275based
>>34277352women made their bed with metoo, now they have to lie in it
Sad
Men, why do you use pussy as an insult but then you get all docile and scared of it when it's right there in your face?
>>34278284>says the hypocrite, while responding to some anon on the Internet
Latinas are hell toxic.
>>34278276Exact response I’d expect from someone who’s never struggled
>>34278282People have a right to freedom. You could take up ballet even though you'd never be great
>>34278289don't know what you're talking about because i've never had pussy in my face
>>34278263As someone who’s household falls into the top 10% of income it really doesn’t matter how much you make because all it really does is allow you to buy more shit you have to maintain.>Big houseBitch to clean and I live in AZ so my power and water bills are insane>PoolI fucking hate that god damn thing and we never use it>New truckI am a fucking wizard at replacing tie rods now>DogsFell for the meme. The big one is afraid of his own shadow and has had two knee surgeries. The little one eats something she isn’t supposed to every day and pukes in my kitchen every fucking day.Dont get me started on landscaping. You know how much a fucking cactus costs? For no fucking reason. I could go dig one out of the desert for free but having some Mexicans do it costs me a fucking big screen tv.
It was rape. Wasn't it?
>>34278289Why wouldn't anyone be scared of it?
i got postponednot even a date, just a hangout. i feel bad.
>>34278292You've never struggled you've never even tried. You take things said on the internet at face value and don't leave your room.
>>34278273This is very healthy. You’re doing great anon and will likely get to retire early as a result. Thank you for not becoming another 80 year old Walmart greeter the rest of us will have to subsidize
>>34278295Suicide fuel, how can someone be this out of touch>>34278301Whatever makes you feel superior
>>34278303You're the one working so hard to position yourself as inherently inferior anon. If it's just trolling it's whatever but if this is legit you have serious issues and I'm not making fun of you it's genuinely depressing.
>>34278303Because I am lazy deep down anon. 2 bed 2 bath with a backyard and being able to sit in my couch and do nothing with my dog on a Saturday would be nice for once.
>>34278301>You take things said on the internet at face value and don't leave your room.this is a struggle in of itself thoughbeit
>>34278291Camilla Cabello is prettiest in her normcore-nerd persona in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ0mxQXmLsk
>>34278304Now you’re concern trolling? Don’t worry I’d never be fully authentic here, you people are demons >>34278305No one held a gun to your head and said buy the McMansion. You’re out of touch because you think having a wealth of choice is the same as having no choice
>>34278291Literally me
>>34278291How did that mid fat fuck get a latina? It's fake, she should be married to chad
>>34278308Not even trolling I have no way of knowing whether you're some angsty 19 year old who's going through some shit or if you're like 28 and should know better and don't deserve kindness. Erring on the side of caution.
>>34278308>Nobody held a gun to your headMexican women dont shoot they stab
>>34278291The only downside of Latin girls is that even though they go barefoot and wear sandals a lot, their feet aren't as sexy as white chick feet. There's just something about a white chick feet where it goes from tan or pink or white to really pink, almost red around the soles and toes and it's really, really fucking hot. Man, I love me some white chick feet.
>>34278313That is why they will be deported. And if they are not deported, they will be concentrated in a camp - err, migrant detention center.
>>34278314So you like white women's feet because they subconsciously remind you of nipples?
>>34278311>Doesnt know about the +2 white guys have with LatinasYou really need to understand that Mexicans are super nationalistic and dating a white guy makes them more American by their standards
Femanons, what's your favorite thread on /gif/ right now?
>>34278317NTA but the appeal of feet is that their curvature resembles sand dunes like on a white sand beach, and also the cheeze on top of a pizza. Sometimes it bubbles up in ways that resemble the balls of a woman's feets.
>>34278312>deserve kindness That says a lot about you. The most honest I can be is that I am fundamentally broken. I am going to be someone who’s only discovered dead because of the smell. You really, truly, could not empathize with that, which is fine. I do know better
Why do I wish evil things upon people who I am jealous of?
>>34278320Do you mean Mexicans are super nationalistic about Mexico or Mexican-Americans are America-is-the-best flag-wavers?
>>34278311>that house>those carsHe's betabuxxing, dumbass.
>>34278327You're a bitter and miserable person.
What are some antiinflammatory foods
>>34278099>>34278242I pick rosalina too.
>>34278322I haven't been on /gif/ in years>>34278326You realize you were unkind first right? If you're a full grown adult you're responsible for your own shit and should be able to take what you dish out. I am not required to treat you better than you treat other people because you feel bad. I WOULD, if you were a child.
>>34278327A form of control
>>34278332Kimchi.
>>34278322/regret/ is fucking hilarious
>>34278268It'll thin your blood a tiny bit.I like garlic so I'd eat it raw.
>>34278332Dark chocolate Blueberries Pomegranate Ginger
>>34278322female rekt thread
Who is right?
>>34278327You have poor self esteem and not enough foresight to see that taking others down doesn't raise you up. It doesn't make you any better it just removes the discomfort of comparison with that one specific person. It's not a solution to the actual problem.
>>34278282Yes.Next question.
>>34278342women get so upset over things that dont even personally affect them, ill never understand such people
What did they get him for?
>>34278334So basically, you do not follow the virtue of grace. You do you
>>34278346being too chunky
>>34278346Stealing credit card information
>>34278342Poster is correct. Like watching a kid with a participation trophy. You know the parents are assholes that bitched until their child got it. Except it's just the man that is the asshole and he paid to exploit her.
>>34278328Both. They’re super proud of being Mexican but love the shit out of America to the point it’s almost over compensating. Theres a reason Trump won the male Hispanic vote while threatening to deport relatives and employees. It’s because they despise the fussy white liberal “we should be like Europe” mentality. Scottsdale wives are the natural enemy of the Mexican.
>>34278342Men are checking into Hanoi, Vietnam.
>>34278346Killed a few people after the place closed.>Join us for a bite!
>>34278342I get that she's probably making enough to feed her family for a month by seeing the guy twice but I feel idk weirdly guilty like they're forced to deal with the fat gross ugly ones because for some reason we can't just legalize prostitution over here. Feels like we should keep it in house and not make it other women's problem y'know?
>>34278351Would you get pelted with stones and run out of town if you took a job with Customs and Border Protection in a heavily Mexican-American area or would you get a lot of weird ass thank you for your service comments?
>>34278342>White guy flies to Thailand and gets a sugar baby>Bad>White girl starts an OF and milks cash from perverts>EmpoweringThey’re all bad people using each other
>>34278347I follow the golden rule, they teach this to literal preschoolers.Treat others how you wish to be treatedIf I'm a dick first I expect to get some pushbackDon't throw shit if you don't want it tossed back in your face anon. Grow up.
Is Emma D'arcy the most attractive actress of the last decade?
I think most men that mock the twilight-esque tropes of romance novels would absolutely be head over heels for it if tou made a game aimed at men with the same tropeslike hot obsessed semi-dangerous tsundere vampire girl and wild, passionate werewolf girl fight over boring shy male MC would sell like hotcakes. untapped market
How is anyone supposed to date if not by dating foreigners? It's impossible to actually a local woman that is not significantly below you comparatively for someone who is not some kind of chad. What the hell do you propose?
>>34278359Her facial features remind me of Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter.
>>34278357When did anyone start talking about OnlyFans in that picture?>>34278360>I think most men that mock the twilight-esque tropes of romance novels would absolutely be head over heels for it if tou made a game aimed at men with the same tropesThey absolutely would. Look up Tsukihime.
>>34278343How do I solve the actual problem?
>>34278360Sounds like Akame Ga Kill
>>34278358What are you even saying at this point, fuck off retard, you already won
I want wide leg jeans but I don't want to look for them
Uh? Either way, she's stunning.
>>34278365I always liked that Akame Ga Kill literally had a gay character called Doctor Stylish.
FUCK my humongous chungus life broo
Men, does it/would it annoy you if your gf has to put on make up everytime she wants to leave the house?
Hi! I am about to lose my insurance and have a doctors appointment coming up where I can get every test done if I ask. What should I ask for?
>>34278368grok give her brown eyes and skin
>>34278372Only if it takes like an hour.
>>34278372Yes, makeup is just a waste of time and a filter used by ugly ass women.
>>34278355>IfI did this for two years. Most CBP officers are Mexican. Getting a government job means a lot to them. It makes you more American in their eyes. My brother in law switched over to ICE because the pay is way better and he went through a break up and doesn’t mind the travel. The hazard pay is fucking awesome apparently.
>>34278376Would you rather she go out ugly? Would you even like her if she did?
>>34278360Its an untapped market because its easier to sell lazy coom content with no passion or soul infused to men anyway.The kind of men that want that are a serious minority anyway, and even they will still jerk off to unfeeling slop porn too so its a waste of time.
>>34278372yes she should only wear makeup so it runs when i make her sweat and teary eyed from choking on my dick
>>34278372>has toExplain this, is it a compulsion? Or for your job?I like makeup as an art, so I wouldn't have an issue with it.I think concealer is fine any time and doesn't take as much as the whole shebang.
Every time sexual content is mentioned online, I see the same trend: men and women universally seem to express a sentiment of "whatever he's into, im probably worse". Very odd trend
>>34278360>boring shy male MCWas Bella boring? She's ridiculously beautiful. From the moment she first steps foot in her new high school, every boy is instantly attracted to her (confirmed by a telepath). From the moment she first steps foot in a nearby small town, four grown men plan to become rapists (they were not rapists already, the small town had a low crime rate) and gangrape her (confirmed by a telepath).By the way, was telepathy a mistake? Twilight readers, give me your thoughts on telepathy.
>>34278386Kristen Stewart is real life mid and movie star ugly
>>34278386Yes she was boring. You can be attractive and boring.
>>34278384
>>34278388What's boring about her? Give me an in-universe answer from what other characters would know about her, not an out-of-universe answer of what you know about her as the audience.
https://youtu.be/b2Cr5zwa2wg?si=9uTSOzx0tgLqcOHB
>>34278386>She's ridiculously beautiful.lmao no, no she really isn't.
>>34278381More to avoid judgement, say she has dark red marks on her skin and doesn't want people looking at them
>>34278395Are you talking about the character or about the actress?
>>34278392Never read the books. Outside of fucking a vampire does she have any hobbies? Anything that makes her unique? Is she smarter than average? Does she like music? All I saw in the movies was bland white girl moves to new town and serves as obvious stand in projection screen for tween goth girls
can't stop thinking about her
>>34278392She’s a female Tenchi
>>34278396>dark red marks on her skinSuch imperfections are usually what the concealer I meant is for. But I don't see it as necessary. I think it's more important how you yourself feel with makeup on, than any kind of potential "judgment".What kind of makeup do you like on you?>sheYou don't need to talk about yourself in third person with me.
>>34278402>Never read the books.Isn't that what we're discussing, if content was made to appeal to men the same way that these books appeal to women?
Do women like big biceps or am I just lifting for myself and dudes?
>>34278407>>34278404Uh literally happened. Toonami every weekday after school.
>>34278402>gothShe is not even that.All she got going for her is being pale, what a joke of a character.
What happened to the website Female Dating Stategy? They moved from Reddit to Wix but I've heard the Wix forum is inactive now too. Did they finally got sick of posting about how men suck?
>>34277352>Bro why dont you just run trough that brick wall? just go do it, im sure it will work out fine
>>34278282>Am I sexist?ProbablyIt doesn't mean you are wrong
>>34278410Correct she isn’t. The vast majority of readers were though. Her entire reason for existing was so readers could super impose themselves into the story. She is a blank slate by design.
>>34278368too bad she's a usurper whore
>>34278386Maturing is realizing that white women are overrated as fuck, and a lot of what gets labeled “beauty” is just Hollywood and Western media setting the global standard. Once you set yourself free from the eurocentric brainwashing, you open yourself to a lot more options.
>>34278408I personally have a thing for twinks, so for me no not really.
>>34278160MI am ugly and its not really sunshine and rainbows
>>34278415Funny how Aegon never wanted the throne.
>gave up alcohol for lent>cant dull the depression for 40 daysim going to go for a walk, but fuck this is hard
>>34277344Women, how impressed would you be if I told you I could speed run Jumpstart First Grade in under a minute?
>>34278420>lentWish you'd fucking shut up about this shit already.
Wearing a hat indoors
>>34278364You value yourself.Idk you kind of have to treat yourself like a child. Like "nooo we don't do that" when you catch yourself in an unhelpful train of thought. You don't dwell on things. You acknowledge the thought and then move on. Trying to shove it down doesn't work like just trying not to think about it just makes you think about it more. When you're having a meltdown there are going to be moments of clarity where you're like "this is stupid I'm being pathetic" and you have to grab on to the "this is stupid" while leaving the self depreciating shit behind. Have patience for yourself. Would you say what you say to yourself to a friend who's having the same problem? To get specific with your thing; Do you want to tear them down because you think you're better than them and deserve what they have more? Or is this anger directed at yourself for not having things you believe you should? Like take some time to examine what it is that you're feeling and logically pull it apart when you're feeling calm. Then do that again and again until it's automatic and you do it during your freakouts. >>34278366Way to prove my point dude. Take accountability for this attitude and go to therapy. A lot of what I just wrote in the response above this one applies to you to. Work on your own mental resilience rather than complaining about what other people do.
>>34278419Men dont want many things, but they do them anyway because its their duty
>>34278409>after schoolExactly, men stop consuming haremslop in their childhoods, while women continue consuming romantasy as adults.Why is it that there are no grown adult men who continue consuming poorly written infantilizing fantasies about being desired by multiple women just for existing? Grown adult men of /atoga/, why did each and every single one of you give up this content after your childhoods ended?
>>34278422Whoa, cool the Christianphobia there
>>34278359florence pugh is pretty hot when she isn't trying to look like sabrina carpenter or a lesbian
>>34277465I prefer the russians. Kinda bullshit that they banned Russia from the olympics. Its like having a superbowl without america
>>34278421Which version of Jumpstart First Grade are we talking about?
>>34277344People talk about how most women hate that men have hobbies but no one talks about how women without hobbies and the majority of female hobbies are actually red flags:>doing nothing>socializing>watching crime dramas>shopping
Has anyone else here ever thought of converting to Islam to get some direction or purpose in life? In my 30s, have a stable WFH job and a house, but no real friends and don't have a spouse. Also a nihilist.
>>34278422Who pissed in your cereal today, anon?
>>34278426You can grow up and go fuck real women or keep jacking it to Harem Manga #986. Most guys prefer real women.
>>34278428>florence pugh>30 years old hagEwww
I don’t even fit in with the losers
>>34278432M>IslamNo, buddhism yes
>>34278431No one talks about it because we know it to be true, women had to publish that piece to try to convince us to give up our hobbies because they want us to be slaves to them and miserable.
>>34278432You have so many things to be grateful for and yet you do stuff like this
>>34278436Why not
>>34278360Duh, we realized that years ago
Why do so many women, especially ones on lolcow hate Clavicular even though he's their ideal man?
God I hate instagram! Why is everyone just lying on there I can't stand it
>>34278440I don’t know. I say the wrong things and people think I’m weird and want to bully me
>>34278437How has Buddhism helped you?
>>34278442>Retarded druggie with a stupid face is my ideal manNo.
Hello to feanons with outie pussies only
Find a flaw.
>>34278433My cherrios were actually quite tasty. With fresh fruit and pb toast.
>>34278451sounds gay af
>>34278450Too old
>>34278432Go Catholic, Mormon, or Hindu if you’re trying to get religious for personal gain. Muslim dudes are arrogant and rude as fuck and no the white guy won’t be welcome. The Indians will be happy to have you. The Mormons will have you married in like six months. The Catholics are best for networking.
>>34278165I'm willing to make this sacrifice and honestly it's not even that bad just wash your ass before and hands afterwards.>>34278219Probably, imo head is literally the best thing a woman can focus on to brainrot men.
>>34278452Would have been gayer if I would have dunked deez nuts innit.
>>34278432>Has anyone else here ever thought of converting to IslamNo, I am not severely mentally ill.
>>34278454>The Catholics are best for networking.can you elaborate on this please?>>34278439I'm just trying to find ways to improve my life
Women what is pleasurable about penetration? (If anything)
>>34278430Classic 1995
>>34278450Exceptionally stupid hair.Color and styling.
Why is everyone around me so fat? I'm 10lbs overweight and I feel skinny around all these people
>>34278460Oh...Yeah okay nevermind.
would CTE from sparring help with depression?
>>34278458>I'm just trying to find ways to improve my lifeWhat's the most amount of effort you've put into something in life so far?
>>34278462Majority of the western population is fat, like 80% of adult women and 60% of adult men are fat
I wish women were as rapey as ultra-femcels say men are. why wasnt i cute enough to be coerced by any professors or female bosses what did i do wrong
>>34278450>Old>Gay>Cheats on her husband>Fucks her uncle>Owns one of the weakest dragons>Could have prevented the whole fucking thing>Caused dragons to go extinct>Doomed her bloodlines claim to sovereignty by making dragons go extinct>Sent her 12 year old son on a tiny dragon into potentially hostile territory and got him eaten>Had a toddler murderedNeed I go on? Terrible ruler. Terrible spouse. Terrible mother. Terrible human being.
>>34278279Fair.>>34278281>ProfessionalHave connections. >SocialYou have to keep trying to meet new people if you want to eventually meet your special someone.>>34278302Thanks!
>>34278457>joining the soon to be largest religion on planet earth is "retarded"???
>>34278468I was gonna say gay but you got it lol
>>34278441its absolutely gigapeak but admitting that would be admitting women have taste so i simply can't do it
I want to talk to women
>>34278360This but make the gameplay like Bully
>>34278468>Had a toddler murderedI'll give you the others but THAT wasn't her fault. Daemon is just a lunatic.
>>34278408I like men who look healthy but huge biceps are not very hot for me.>>34278442>their ideal manI don't think he's my ideal man.
>>34278458Catholics have the “old money” mindset and are always going to favor people from their perish. Depending on where you live Hindu or Mormon might have higher attendance but statistically you can go just about anywhere in America and find a Catholic Church.
>>34278450I can't really. I kind of like girls that are kind of chubby and look a little older.
>>34278405I can do what I likeI honestly don't like any make up tb.h, but I get comments if I don't cover up now. I liked not having to put anything on my face before
>>34278468>fucks her unclewhy does george love incest so much, is it unironically a white thing
Women how do you kiss a guy with a mustache?
>>34278360Evangelion (and Shinji in particular) look better after getting rule63'd
>>34278459It makes me come? I don't know. It feels good.
>>34278483>is it unironically a white thing>55% of the muslim world is born of incestNo, it isn't.
Waiting an entire month to see if something MIGHT improve is so hard and scary. How do I do this? How do I trust my body to heal itself when I never could before?
women if your clothes disappeared in public, would priorities covering your vag, boobs or ass?
>>34278486
>>34278479Based. She doesn't look old at all though.
All we are is dust in the wind. But not me. Me is the wind.
>>34278483This reminded me of the time when Star Wars came to Africa and for a while there were Africans who thought they weren't watching fiction but a historical drama and they thought that white people came from space.
>>34278483ntaIncest was common among European royals back in the day, so it's just George being accurate to history.
>>34278498ok so why did white people do it for REAL so much then
My hypertension isn't getting better, I'll probably be on meds at 23
>>34278493fart that much huh?>>34278499Stop watching porn its actually fucking up your perception of reality.
Girls, do you think you would like a guy fucking you from behind with you in a full nelson hold?
>>34278478How do you pretend to be religious though? Will they be able to sniff out that I'm just a pretender? I just want to find a community/family. I have never believed in a god
I might have some sort of God complex.
>>34278476And who does Daemon report to? She was the one that decided to fuck her uncle. She was the one that put him in the position he was in. She flat out knows who he is and what he does and why he does it. She is the queen. The buck stops with her.
>>34278499Well it wasn't exclusive to whites. You can also find incest being practiced among ancient Hawaiians and Ancient Egyptian royals. Royals in general had this idea that it was wrong to corrupt the bloodlines, so fucking your royal uncle was preferable than fucking some peasant.
>>34278503No, I fucking hate it when I can't see who's fucking me.
>>34278504You won’t be the only one. A lot of people go to church out of habit and for social reasons more than outright belief. Shit that’s what I do.
>>34278508In front of a mirror
>>34278512I don't want to see myself naked, ew. I just want to fuck like normal people.
>>34278508*puts on invisibility cloak before sexo*
>>34278507Zoroastrian royalty is actually who the Targaryians were modeled off of, that's were we get the term "blue blood" because in Ancient Persian culture the blood of the royalty had to be as pure as possible which is why they did brother-sister marriages or inter-family marriages.
>>34278507Evolutionary Psychology. The more heirs to the throne you have the more power struggles you will inevitably have. Intermarriage tamped down on this a bit.
>>34278447>>34278477But he's their ideal type, athletic, into lookism, young, virile
>>34278513Put on a shirt
>>34278506Sentimental reasons aside (he popped her cherry) and despite his erratic behavior, he's one of the very few males she can trust and who has actual power and is a dragon rider..
>>34278487but what feels good? Your vulva? the insides? your brain?
>>34278518Putting effort into looking hot is girl stuff, men should just be hot effortlessly from their physical labor and their great health.
>>34278499Because there's sexual tension and taboo with having sex with someone you grew up with and live with. Your parents tell you to go to bed and then big sis or little sis sucks your cock for half the night. You go on trips to your family estate and then just fuck like rabbits the entire time your parents aren't around. You know there's complete safety because it's someone in your family that you're with. You can experiment and find passion without the risk of involving someone you don't know incredibly intimately.There's a lot of reasons. I'm not saying it's good but imo it's completely understandable why it happens especially if your siblings and you're both hot.Also if you're royalty you're in an environment where literally everyone else wants to use you and take advantage of you or is a potential danger. It creates a deep "us vs the world" mentality and family is the only people you can trust.
>>34278515Ah, well I've never read nor watched GoT, so I was just commenting in general because I'm a bit of a history nerd. But yeah, incest was common among royal families of all types back in the day.>>34278518>athleticAll he does is take steroids and doesn't exercise. He's openly admitted this himself.>into lookismI'm supposed to be into that? Eeeeew>YoungI'm 30. Men who were born after 9/11 are a massive turnoff for me.>VirileWho cares about that when he's destroying his body with drugs and ruining his life with arrest charges?
>>34278516>evo psych poster>absolutely inane speculative theory and non-existent understanding of selection or evolution at a base levelmany such cases
>>34278481Do you think that's because you wore makeup around those people and then stopped or is it with people who never have seen you with makeup too?My niece has acne on her temple and while she does like to wear makeup, I have frequently seen her without, of course. I'd never comment on it though, let alone in an offensive way.
>>34278521My clitoris and my vagina.
>>34278508>>34278513This is some JH-tier neuroticism.
>>34278526>Ah, well I've never read nor watched GoT, so I was just commenting in general because I'm a bit of a history nerd. But yeah, incest was common among royal families of all types back in the day.I forgot to say we got the term blue blooded from them because they became so pale from incest that their veins would stand out as a bright blue against their skin which lead most people to believe that your blood was blue and not red, though they couldn't really explain why blood became red outside of the body yet.
>Paralegal OnlyFans can now buy doordash every meal and buy an apartment in the city with her simp moneyWhat were you doing in the meantime, anons? Can you buy an apartment in the city thanks to your gender?
I am going to depression game and kick the can down the road
>>34278531I'm sorry I enjoy intimacy during sex and being able to look at each other and kiss each other. I don't know what to tell you, I probably didn't watch enough porn growing up.
>>34278533i wish i was a hot girl that could pay rent by posting lewd selfies online to be fawned oversigh
>>34278511>A lot of people go to church out of habit and for social reasons more than outright belief. Shit that’s what I do.How wild are catholic girls in your experience?
>>34278528I think it's because I didn't wear make up, and then continued not to wear it when my skin got bad, and then people could see everything going on
Why do I see women with an onlyfans call other women pick me's? Ironic isn't it
>>34278526>I'm 30. Men who were born after 9/11 are a massive turnoff for me.That's such a woman thing to say.
>>34278539Are you the acne femanon?
>>34278533>>34278537You know I recently had the thought that there were some video games I wanted to buy, and if I was a girl, I could just exchange pictures of my feet to get somebody to buy them for me.
>>34278541nta and male, but you have no idea how different the world was pre and post 911, it was just as radical as pre and post covid.
My contempt for this short life is great. 80 years is not nearly enough.
>>34278520She literally could have solved the whole problem with a marriage and a negotiation but no girl boss entitlement and royal nepotism is more important than you know…the whole Song of Ice and Fire and one of the most powerful dynasties in the history of your world. More important than thousands of her subjects. More important than her oldest children. Oh and how did the whole fucking thing end? Exactly how it should have been avoided. She’s a fucking loser that crashed her entire dynasty for something they could have resolved in an afternoon.
>>34278532That's hilarious, thanks for the trivia!
>>34278359no, that's cailee spaeny
>>34278545I’d give you my extra lifespan if I could die right now
>>34278544>the worldJust USA
>>34278538Elite.
>>34278542Yes, one of them
>>34278523>>34278526Which one is it, either being attractive effortlessly is a good or a bad thing
>>34278544I was 7 when 9/11 happened. I barely remember the world before 9/11. I didn't get to experience all the cool older people stuff.
>>34278537>>34278543While you worry about rent and not affording vidya, they worry about having a bigger garage for pic related. You wouldn't be the same.
>>34278549And I would sadly refuse. I will not take without giving something of equal worth in return.
>>34278554Taking drugs and obsessing over your appearance isn't good or effortless.
>>34278555>>34278544I'm the femanon from before, and that whole line was just a creative way for me to say that I don't want to date zoomer men.
>>34278557Death is more than enough
>>34278553Are you pale so it's more apparent?What's your style like in general?
>>34278526>I'm 30. Men who were born after 9/11 are a massive turnoff for me.i was born before 9/11 but i don't remember anything before 9/11. how do you feel about a guy like me
>>34278556You say this like there’s not people ITT in the exact same position as that OF bitch you’re malding about
Women with abs are hot, shame it can hurt their hormones
>>34278546Just admit you're misogynistic
>>34278564I blame Anime for my taste in women
>>34278564>Women with abs are hotNo.
>>34278568It's what I like
I wish I was a werewolf so I could fuck all the arthoe knot sluts.
>>34278558Taking drugs is effortless, it is good if it makes you more attractive. Being depressed and gfless is worse than taking PEDs
>>34278564They are hot if you workout yourself and you understand that she is capable of keeping on a schedule and dealing with the pain involved to get a goal which are rare and admirable qualities in a woman. I wouldn't complain if my gf had abs.
>>34278569I didn't ask.
>>34278569like something different then
>>34278574No>>34278572Having self control and ability to delay gratification is great
>>34278559I understand. All i was saying is that the age gap thing is such a woman thing. Male-female relationships don't lend themselves to older woman younger man dynamics very often.
>>34278564I have abs you just can't see themIf you could see them I wouldn't get my period any more lol
>>34278503Sounds like something that's main purpose is looking good in porn.
>>34278565>Marry Aegon>Serve as Hand of the King and Queen>He doesn’t give a fuck about listening to peasants and lords bitch about taxes and trade and wants to fuck off with his friends she gets to rule>Arrange a marriage between cousins>Dragons don’t go extinct>Targaryan dynasty maintains power>Song of Ice and Fire prophecy doesn’t fade into obscurityIt was literally that simple. She sucks.
>>34278561Yea. I don't have much of a style I dress pretty plain
>>34278581Doesn't have to be shredded, just enough so you can see a little separation
Women, has a moid ever billionaired werewolfily for you?
>>34278586Eh I don't think I qualify
>>34278583>marry aegonDid you miss the part where Otto and the others literally plotted for 10+ years to put Aegon on the throne and eliminate Rhaenyra at all costs?
Men, would you date a transwoman if she were super feminine and gentle?
>>34278583NtaHow is that a good plan Aegon could pull some dumbass shit whenever he wants if she doesn't find a way to get rid of him
>>34278596I feel like this is a trap so I'm not gonna answer it.
>>34278582I think it would be fun, but I'm a man though.
>>34278601It doesn't sound very fun for me I guess
>>34278596No, 0% chance
>>34278594Nope. Did you miss the part where Alicents entire motivation is fear her kids are going to die?
>>34278450Her dad took no steps to secure her inheritance and didn't even bother suggest marrying her to her oldest half-brother which would've completely buried the issue.
>>34278513Normal people fuck doggystyle. Quite often actually.
>>34278596>if she were super feminine and gentle?They aren't thoughExcept for maybe miruplantt
women what womenly things are you up to today?
>>34278596It's not just about looks being attracted ro women.
>>34278596Only if they look like this... But seriously, do I have a choice? No homo but I'm lonely, I need cuddles and blow jobs
>>34278612I just shoveled snow and I'm trying to get the old lady I babysit to eat something.
>>34278606>Did you miss the part where Otto and the others literally plotted for 10+ years to put Aegon on the throne and eliminate Rhaenyra at all costs?Otto spent 10+ years brainwashing Alicent that Rhaenyra would have to kill them, while plotting to crown Aegon the whole time.That “fear” didn’t create the coup, it was manufactured to justify it.
>>34278596No, I'm only attracted to women.
>>34278597>Aegon could get loaded with his friends and offend some lord!You mean like every king in the entire series? A unified Targaryan dynasty has exactly one threat and that is the Velaryons who were openly allowing a targ prince to erase their claim to Driftmark. Who’s going to argue? Corlys’ little brother? Kek. Fuck that little bitch.
I wish I was traveling with a hot monster hunter woman and we were traveling the wilds together when werewolves attack and she defends me from most of them but one tries to attack her from behind so I sacrifice myself and get bitten defending her and after she fights the werewolves off and is standing over my body she just can't finish the job even though she knows she should as a monster hunter because she knows there's a good chance I'll turn that night. When she's changing the bandages I tell her if I even start to turn just kill me because I could never live with myself if I hurt her. Except when the time comes at night and I start turning she hesitates and then I turn and rip clear of the restraints and hunt her down when she starts running to get better ground to defend herself. Instead I chase her down and pin her and am about to rip out her throat when I smell her and start licking her face and then slowly my knot hardens and she realizes she can distract me by giving in and pleasuring me. So she starts rubbing my dick and whispering to me, and she starts to be honest about how she's loved me for a while now and just hasn't said it and how I can't hurt her because I promised and how even now she's not afraid and she guides me to her wetness and I just fucking rut her until even she's worn out and ruined.
Any day I poop is a good day (I just pooped)
Could you tell that she is mtf? Don't lie.
>>34278617And marrying their kids together eliminates that threat. You know…like they eventually ended up doing anyway.
>>34278612I baked sandwich bread, sourdough, banana bread and a pound cake. Now doing a face mask.
Is comic book collecting an ick for women?
>>34278628obviously it makes them think of the fat comic book nerd.
>>34278629>the fat comic book nerd.HE FUCKS
>>34278622Yes, (s)he has a massive fucking chin and massive male shoulders.
>>34278622>Obvious man faceThere are worse looking trannies for sure, but come on anon.>>34278628Depends on the comic books. It'd be more of an ick if he had shit taste.
>>34278622Bitch looks like the Crimson Chin
>>34278628This >>34278636His taste makes or breaks it.
>>34278640Moon Knight enjoyer?
How often do most men get blowjobs when in a relationship?
>>34278643I’m getting them like 3-4 times a week probably. Woke up to one yesterday which was nice.
>>34278612crying
>>34278643If I have a GF it will be like 3-8 times a day.
>>34278643It's a "privilege" in the "dating phase" and they stop as soon as the relationship gets "serious" (or after the wedding)
>>34278645Arousing
>>34278432yes, a fuckton of retards with neither purpose nor inner monologue went that way
>>34278640>>34278631comics I own>Y: The Last Man>Superman: Red Son>The Killing Joke>Civil War>The Metabarons>Kingdom ComePhysical Manga I own is Yotsuba&!, Azumanga Daioh, Knights of Sidonia, Tengoku Daimakyou and CSM part 1
>>34278647Not true
>>34278647I would lose my fucking mind if the blowjobs stopped after marriage. I would absolutely fucking pressure her. You're not going to stop sucking my cock just because you feel locked in. Fuck that.
>>34278650Why are you telling on yourself? Imaging going around advertising that you're basic.
>>34278503>Girls, do you think you would like a guy fucking you from behind with you in a full nelson hold?Hooked under my legs or just under my arms?>>34278441Twilight is so fucking peak and I'm tired of pretending it's not. If only Stephanie wasn't Mormon, it would have been perfect.>>34278408>Do women like big biceps or am I just lifting for myself and dudes?Yes, though it's all relative.>>34278386>Was Bella boring?Yes and no, she was incredibly introverted and liked things like classical music, poetry, and literature, so she would seem boring to people that weren't into that. She was also very emotionally guarded and struggled opening up to people, so she couldn't connect on that level either.>four grown men plan to become rapistsThose men were in Port Angeles, not Forks. They were also drunk.>>34278322>Femanons, what's your favorite thread on /gif/ right now?>>>/gif/30291132>>34278291>Latinas are hell toxic.We just love too hard and care too much.>>34278228>To those that like musical theater and/or Broadway, who was your favorite Elphaba? And who did your favorite rendition of Defying Gravity?Jessica Vosk for both. She's the only one I've seen live.
I am garbage
>>34278652It doesn’t stop unless the sex entirely stops and then you’re on borrowed time anyway. Sex does tend to get a bit more routine but that’s mostly because you have to squeeze it into your regular schedule.
>>34278642Never checked it out>>34278643I probably blow him at least for a little on average every other time we have sex. Standalone blowjobs where I just take care of him and don't get anything out of it are rarer but it does happen. Usually when there's a time limit because I'm too stressed out to get into the whole thing but he's still down.
>>34278647Not true lol>>34278643Depends on the couple.If I'm on my period I'll suck his dick every day or so, but otherwise I just prefer having sex. I'll still suck his dick briefly during foreplay.
>>34278620There's no replies to this which means there's no white women in the thread. Pack it in boys they're all minorities.
Hey will it get better? Help
If 90% of RL women looked like this, I wouldn't be basement dwelling incel.
Your schedule gets busier to pay for her and the new children. Therefore, she's too stressed to give you blowjobs.
>>34278662If F, yes
>>34278656>Those men were in Port Angeles, not Forks.I called it the nearby small town.>They were also drunk.They get drunk every day, but seeing Bella was the first time they ever decided to become rapists.>“Only you could get into trouble in a town this small. You would have devastated their crime rate statistics for a decade, you know.”She's just that special.
>coloured women only like white men>asian women only like white men>white women only like whit menLiterally who is there for us coloured men?
>>34278663Yes you would.
>>34278666Don't lie to the poor girl
Men, what's it like having a hot mother? I was raised by my grandma.
>>34278669Shit man build a few empires and maybe they’ll start liking you too.
>>34278672Terrible, she beat us and never loved us
>>34278655I think my comic taste is basic but my manga taste is better (but I pirate too much shit)
>>34278670Why do you think that?
>>34278672She is so objectively a Hollywood D+. When I was a kid a woman that basic looking would never be more than “not as hot friend” and be quickly hushed by the MC in her one speaking line. God I hate Hollywood now.
>>34278663Get that whorish garb off Lune. Accept the dirty feet or nothing at all.>>34278669>Literally who is there for us coloured men?I think Asian women are the only ones that don't prefer dating within their race. Just be halfway decent and a woman of your race will like you.
>>34278669meanwhile single whites blame their inability to get a gf on not having a bbcdon't you realize it's all self-sabotage?
>>34278615I saw an AI generated porn gif of this girl before, they made the guy fucking her a muscular white guy with a dark long cock, made me diamonds despite it being ai generated and clearly a mistake.
>>34278666>>34278671:(
>>34278682BBC posters are literally just mentally deranged white "men" who are retarded self hating man children. Actual white men know they're the best. That doesn't mean there's not a lot of retarded women that ruin themselves by following social media trends and Hollywood race mixing propaganda though.
>>34278669The most demonized category in the west: also white men
>>34278689All those accounts posting the shit are from India and Pakistan
>>34278650>Superman: Red Son>Kingdom ComeClassic pleb taste of only liking Elseworlds Superman stories.
>>34278685Whaddup?
People still on Twitter: What's it like to know that most of Twitter is filled with third worlders badly spewing political propaganda.
Is it possible for a woman to be turned off even if she finds the guy physically attractive?
>>34278669>coloured instead of black>colored is spelt the british wayPretty sure that's a hate crime to yourself colored instead of just black
>>34278700Yes. Attractive men can become horribly unattractive if their hygiene is bad, they say retarded shit, etc.>>34278701Could be South African. I know that's how they refer to mixed race people there.
>>34278700Absolutely
Women: what can I add to my apartment to make you feel welcome when you come over? I already have a small, discreet trash can with lid and liner in the bathroom.
>>34278701>>34278703im blatino
>Watching tv>AIDS medication commercial comes on>Its all blacks and gays and gay blacksKek
>>34278709And your question to the opposite gender, is....?
>>34278710Women why do some women fuck blacks knowing they all have AIDS?
>>34278707A hand towel that's not disgusting, hand soap, and a place to sit that's clean that isn't your bed is a bonus.
I'm so embarrassed haha its so sad this happened I think I would have actually rather gotten brain cancer
>>34278709I saw the same commerical and was shocked they weren't showing only whites and asians as they usually do
Is it even possible for a woman to have a boyfriend if you don't do blowjobs or is that a requirement?
>>34278713So, like, a second la-z-boy?
>>34278704>>34278703I dont believe that. Attractive men can literally do what they want.
>>34278717There are some dudes that fine blowjobs weird or disgusting but they are in the minority, I wouldn't say its a requirement though. Just do it for someone you really like if you don't like doing it. Make sure they know you don't like doing it when you do though to make them feel special.
>>34278720>I dont believe that. Attractive men can literally do what they want.Only to the dumbest bimbo whores out there. I assume you want to date women with intelligence anon.
>>34278360>>34278441As a man, fuck thatI fucking hate love triangles
>>34278720They really can't.I mean if you want to eat a hamburger that's been unrefrigerated sitting in a takeout container on your floor for 30ish hours to test that again with a different woman go for it but no guy is hot enough to risk food poisoning if you ever eat anything he gives you. Being dangerously stupid is crossing the line.
I am a subhuman that should be shot
>>34278717No, silly. Sexual acts are not a requirement for love, because love and sex are two different things. If a boy really loves a girl, he'll respect her enough not to ask for sexual favors until after he marries her. Besides, most moids have enough anxiety about sex and enough fear of being alone that you can get them into an emotional relationship with no physical side to it except cuddling. Moids are cuddle-starved and will do anything for a hug.
Do some women really live like this?
>>34278441Am I the only nonmalesub?
>>34278728I don't know any who do
>>34278728MI really don't like it when people put so many pillows on their couch that there's no room to actually sit
>>34278728I know a couple girls who live this cluttered and it's insane that they don't go insane.
>>34278732Oh sure my shit's that cluttered but it's all clothes and recycling not candles and coffee table books. That picture is like an influencers version of clutter.
>>34278719That's living the dream desuMy mom for some reason thinks that I should have things to "have people over" and that's never gonna happen. My living space is for me, not to accommodate guests like a fucking hotel.
>>34278707>Women: what can I add to my apartment to make you feel welcome when you come over?https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM>>34278717>Is it even possible for a woman to have a boyfriend if you don't do blowjobs or is that a requirement?Yes, but you likely can't keep him if you don't treat him right.>>34278728>Do some women really live like this?They have to fill up the emptiness in their lives with materialism and aesthetics.
Why do some many other women give oral sex? You know you've basically Fucked the rest of us that can't do this, right? Every relationship I have been in, I'm literally the only girlfriend that has never done it, and eventually it becomes a huge issue and things fall apart.I'm expected as part of a relationship, to put myself in a submissive and vulnerable position, cover an erect penis with my mouth, and move my head back and forth repeatedly as fast as I possibly can. I'm expected to choke myself doing this while trying to gasp for breathes and cause myself to tear up to the point where I can't even really see what I'm doing. I'm expected to just let my spit collect all over my mouth and face because there is no way I can swallow or get rid of it fast enough when it builds up while doing this, so I look like a Fucking Basset Hound.Not only that, I have to do this to the point that the penis builds up enough pressure that the urethra starts suffer a series of contractions, and then semen discharges in spurts while I am doing this, and the expectation is I will continue to move my head back and forth over the penis and let the discharges hit me in various areas of my mouth, likely causing me to choke and gasp. Or I pull back and present my face so that it is used as a target for the semen discharges, like I'm some inanimate object. Fuck that! That has to be the most absolutely humiliating and degrading thing that one human being can do to another out of supposed "love".
>>34278719Just get a loveseat for fucks sake It's better than a chair even if you are on your own anyway.
>>34278442That guy looks super homosexual
>>34278739>You know you've basically Fucked the rest of us that can't do this, rightstopped reading herewhy can't you git gud?
>>34278739Skill issue.If you don't like it don't do it but you also have to accept that other people are not going to do things they dislike just because you want them to.
>>34278728How is this entire tweet ai generated
>>34278725You probably have clear skin
the figure skating gala started btw
>>34278746You can probably put a square peg in a square hole I play the same champion for 12 fucking years and still fuck up her ult
>>34278746So only people with acne should be shot?
>>34278738Wow, it's been a while since I saw Snapple or some of those teas.I usually keep loose teas and some infusers around, and some sparkling water and still water.Women, do you really drink cold soft drinks and iced tea?
>>34278748What's that? Is Alysa in it?>>34277364
>>34278750If they want
>>34278751I try not to drink soda any more.I think the drinks I have on hand other than water are autism choices not woman choices. I think the others like seltzer but don't quote me on it.
>>34278752She is!
Moids, fucking explain yourselves! Why would a guy do this to a girl on a first date?
>>34278716>Pan intro to over exposed starring shot of a black woman sitting on a bench in the park looking pained but dignified>Have you been struggling with super diarrhea?>Cut to shot of white man holding stomach while on a date with a taller black man to let you know who the man is>Is super diarrhea holding you back from your best life?>Cut to scene of a black man in a suit giving a presentation in a fancy office and looking nervously at the bathroom>Ask your doctor about Poogotra>Cut to slow panning shot of an Indian woman holding a wrench and smiling like she has ever done anything mechanical and didn’t just shit herself>Poogotra is the number one rated super diarrhea drug in Finland>Cut to a fat black woman skiing>And is the fastest acting treatment to super diarrhea>Back to the gay couple walking a pair of rescue dogs and smiling>Consult your doctor before taking Poogotra>Korean man cooking dinner as black wife comes home from the office and hugs black children diligently doing homework>If you are sexually active, drive heavy machinery, own a firearm, own pets, exercise, or use a bidet you should not use Poogotra. One or more of these activities could result in intestinal blowouts and sepsis>Cut to the rainbow cast all sitting around a table at Applebees laughing and having fun>Try Poogotra! And start living your best life today!>Outro gays playing fetch with rescue dogs with starring shot
>>34278738NTA but how does keeping a stocked refrigerator "get" you women when you have to "get" them in the first place for them to see your refrigerator
>>34278752>What's that?it's a for fun skating show to close things out for olympic figure skating for the year
>>34278756Sounds like the guy was a douche
>>34278761I'll just wait for the Alysa clips.
>>34278360Isn't that like half of the manga/anime market?There are also books written as romance for men, but male sexuality is kind of demonized around here so you aren't going to see people reading them in public.Though not all story beats from female romance carry over to male romance.>>34278386I always thought Twilight's idea of vampires having individual powers was kind of neat.>>34278739The expectation is that a healthy person in a healthy relationship will want to give pleasure to their partner, yes. Most women prefer to be in a submissive position and most men prefer to be in the dominant one. And when you get better at it you won't have those issues.No one's forcing you to do it if you don't want to.
>>34278442His features are way too soft and he lacks any symmetry. His ears, eyes, nostrils, mouth, and jaw are all asymmetrical. He does lowkey remind me of Magnus Carlsen, tho.>>34278556The GLE is so ass. If you drive one, you may be rich, but you're a fucking clown.>>34278751>Women, do you really drink cold soft drinks and iced tea?I do, and I know plenty of other women that do. But that might just be an American or Southern thing.>>34278758It was simpler times back then. Nowadays the sex is negotiated or implied beforehand, rather than inviting someone over and seeing where things went.
I’d eat the pussy if she was asian
>>34278656Do you just have a hating black men kink?
>>34278756>he doesn't have a tiktok>but I don't care anyway let me just expose him because he did something I didn't like>#menaren'tlonleyenoughSounds like he dodged a bullet, she probably gave off a red flag and he noped out of there hard.
>>34278765your loss
>>34278698I don't know, my feed is 100% hockey because it's the only content I interact with.
>ughhh im so old I was born in 93 life was soooo much better before 9/11All millennials should be raped to death >>34278767Get cancer
>>34278758Do you want them to want to come back or not?
>>34278766No one is forcing me to eat either asshole, but I need to in order to live.
>>34278360it already existsHaruhiKonosuba and literally every other harem isekai ever
I need to make a difficult decision
>>34278756trainwreck women like her shouldn't be dating if your on anti-anxiety or depression meds you shouldn't be inflicting yourself onto other people, sure the guy was a dick but she clearly isn't in any sort of mentally healthy state to date or decide who she is going to spend the rest of her life with if questions about her past made her cry.
>>34278779Yes, you should transition.
>>34278767>but you're a fucking clownDon't call OF girls that :(
>>34278773What did you think of the Hockey / Booktok controversy?
men would you date a figure skater?
>>34278756Because a lot of women are basic as fuck and annoying and if they’re on anxiety meds and trauma dumping they’re obviously a histrionic mess that no self respecting man would put his dick in.
>>34278771SAUCE NOW
>>34278777NtaOk and?You understand that the consequences of choosing not to eat are starving to deathThe consequences of being unable/unwilling to give blowjobs is a more limited selection of partners. Complain all you want but it's not going to do anything about it.
>>34278757lol, nailed it.
>>34278783The one that happened 2 years ago?I don't know, I think it's weird to post weird horny shit online and the women who do that should be shamed. I'm glad Wennberg's wife spoke up about it.There's a ton of weird women and girls in hockey twitter. Mostly very young tho, so I'll give them a pass.
>>34278740This.>Studio apartment>Love seat>Wanna play vidya or watch Netflix while we smoke weed?>Sure anon>Makeout on loveseat>Fuck on bed>Make her listen to you take a giant shit in the morning and she is guaranteed to fuck off before 9 am
>>34278784I wouldn't *not* date a figure skater but I have no interest in the sport.
>>34278765nvm it's gonna suck
>>34278784No, I don't want to watch the girl I'm dating skate and rub up on another guy who is probably more attractive and taller than I am>Wow being this insecure and selfish is so unmanlyWell its better I know who I am and not get into these kinds of situations than women who are exactly like me yet constantly get into these situations and then blame their partner for it.
>>34278794Erryone hating on a whiteish girl wit a bitta swag.
>>34278798She's literally Chinese... Like, clone lab grown Chinese...
>>34278801Lab grown white pushed out of a Chinese pussy.
>>34278794I looked it up and it said she's skating to this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIxQe1R5hs0
>>34278802She is fully chinese bro, Alysa isn't even her real name
>>34278806her dad is chineseher bio mom is a white egg donor
>>34278806>Chang and Fang take white sperm and white egg and combine them and then Fang sneezes it out of her hooch 9 months later>Shes fully Chinese bro
>>34278808Yup I was just writing saying I was wrong and just found it, man communist china is crazy
>>34278809No the egg was white, the sperm was her father's so Chinese. All her siblings were made the same way, their father's sperm with random white women eggs.
>>34278810She wasn't born in China, her dad has been a political exile since 1989.
>>34278812>All her siblings were made the same way, their father's sperm with random white women eggs.irnoically how all white people will be born in the future the way things are going.
>>34278812I assure you as a Chinese sperm doctor I only use white sperms young lady. Chinese jizz just doesn’t get the job done. All the rice makes their swimming sticky and clump together like a microscopic rat king.
>>34278813Still half-chinese
>>34278816lol, lets be real, the Chinese don't adopt children, its very rare. In China its very important to continue the bloodline and I doubt he didn't use his own sperm because his family would say "What's the point of raising kids that aren't yours?"You have the same attitude in the Middle East, where its actually forbidden by Islam which is why a lot of Chinese and Middle Eastern kids end up in adoption programs in the West or in Russia.
>>34278756Thats funnyi should try it sometime
>>34278769>Do you just have a hating black men kink?No, I just don't find them attractive.>>34278782>Don't call OF girls that :(Anyone who buys that overpriced shit is an idiot. No exceptions. I'd buy a used Cayenne before a new Benz.
>>34278756>smiling woman: I'm so sad>tries to pretend to be sad in the middle and fails>ends the video with a smileShe isn't sad or outraged, she is just so happy that she had something "exciting" happen to her so she can run and play victim and gossip about it on the internet. She just wants the validation
>>34278615Lyra isnt trans though
>>34278756You are insane if you think I watch a 2 mins long yap.
I wanna fuck you like an ANIMAL
>>34278831You want to fuck animals?
>>34278835What if an animal tries to fuck you?
>>34278831This will never be about me
>>34278835ESL>>34278838F? It might be
>>34278831I was JUST listening to Hurt (the Johnny Cash version)
>>34278812She grew up on a farm ? I'm confused
I did my hair and I feel better I feel like maybe one day I'll get my face back. God damn lol what a stupid diversion
I want to fuck jumybear
>>34278841She grew up in a giant underground Chinese lab where the government is making half-white half-asian children to try to prevent china's demographics from collapsing.The children where wither put into the military or social services for the government and they also allowed top government officials in china to use their sperm to create a hafu child of their own.
>>34278845all your skin needs is for you to take your meds so you can chill the fuck out and the inflammation can go down but instead you insist on being paranoid about it and wanting to fix this "the natural way" little do you know that there's nothing natural about your situation, so trying to do things naturally won't ever work
>>34278835I like the cap korra but your show was a horra :D
>>34278819False. You see the mistake you’re making is assuming the commie brain functions like a white one. The commie brain craves internationalism but hates darker Asians, browns, and especially blacks. You see they really just wish they were white.
>>34278854>>She grew up in a giant underground Chinese lab where the government is making half-white half-asian children to try to prevent china's demographics from collapsing.But enough about Tengoku Daimakyou
>>34278861Doesn't really change the fact that they don't adopt kids that have no genetic relationship to them
What causes a girl to have ocd and run out of exams crying.
>>34278868stress and pressure to preform well while having low self-esteem and not studying enough
>>34278868being retarded
>>34278870Shes also obsessed with guineapigs, has a colouring book, and only drinks water
>>34278874>has a colouring bookI have a coloring book but I kinda just leave it at home and the only people I've shown it too has been women when the topic comes up or they find out I have a coloring book.
all men do is lie, cheat and secterely suck each others dick
>>34278856I'm not really doing things the natural way I just can't fuck up the rest of my body with the accutane. Right now it's not worth it to me. Sorry it's hard but I have other options
>>34278879>I have other options yeah lmao, offing yourself
>>34278874coloring books are actually really meditative as long as you don't go really deep into the "hobby" where you make it your own personality I see it as a very normal and "way to unplug" hobby that is probably healthier than most hobbies, considering how reading has become so toxic towards men and basically porn for women now.
>>34278831My whole existence is flawed>>34278835ESL dyke...
MORTAL KOMBAT
>>34278878I've seen a pic...
>>34278878>secterely suck each others dickWHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SECRET DICK SUCKING MEETINGS ALL MEN HAVE ONCE A WEEK!?!?
Stop lusting over Alysa, chuds. She’s mine.
Women would you employ me if I was an octopus?
>>34276183>>34276193I tried them today, but it was REALLY messy.Tried it on a small sized tortilla, but I think I let the tortilla-side fry too long, so I could barely eat it. lol Taste was exceptionall though.Made the other three like pic related, with just the meat scrambled in there.Just put salt, pepper and paprika powder in the beef. Made a greek yoghurt based burger-ish sauce for it.
womenhow much do you trust men?
>>34278895>lets go and she flies onto a dart board and that's how they get their scoring
>>34278891no, I have no money and no porn brain
Hi everyone in the thread, and thank you for letting me post on 4chan.
>>34278837>What if an animal tries to fuck you?I would say no, and the animal would respect my decision. They're chill like that.>>34278878>all men do is lie, cheat and secterely suck each others dickSecretly?>>34278883>dykeI love how you think that's an insult
I don't bother paying attention to the OlympicsWhy are they in Mortal Kombat outfits?
>>34278893Look yummy, imma have to try it myself. I might do a greek inspired version with tzatziki. I made baguettes and butter today. It came out surprisingly good.
>>34278900>porn brainUh, miss... I'd collect clams for you... Not fuck you, I'm not a Cocktopus, I'm an Octopus...
>>34278903>I would say no, and the animal would respect my decision. They're chill like that.Honey badger don't give a fuck.
Women would you be offended if a man at the subway station had his hard penis out of his pants, but he had no arms or legs, so he was using his penis to move on the floor?
>>34278903>I would say no, and the animal would respect my decision. They're chill like that.What if the animal was a bear?
https://youtu.be/IJT0imkW2nwWhat is hazing?
>>34278910It is forbidden to announce a ban or a report. Please read the rules!
>>34278909this is why I don't use public transport
>>34278881No You don’t get it
>>34278913I didn't do auch a thing, I am merely making a wish to the universe mr dumbhoe
>>34278905>no picWhy do you keep doing this to me...I put greek yo, lemon juice, a few thinly cut pickles, a bit of ketchup and dijon, plus some onion and garlic powder in the sauce.Had also bought an avocado, but it was brown and grey inside, really yucky...
>>34278912being a pedo, it originates from haze, as in dolores haze
>>34278589Is he gonna bark?
>>34278921This is a lie, as in Annabel Lie.
>>34278884Great now that fucking theme songs going to be stuck in my head for another week
>>34278612Grocery store simulator sucks ass.
>>34278920That sounds like a delicious sauce. >rotten avocado The betrayal...
>>34278922https://youtu.be/j4i6zDkrx1s?t=13
>>34278925You should try diet simulator but in real life
>>34278923lee - it's leesoon you will be put in the sepulchre if you keep acting like this
>>34278926>doesn't even acknowledge she didn't post a pic
To all the women that complain about men so much, why not just stop sucking all of that cock you seem to hate and come get some sweet pussy instead?
>>34278922He would bark very suavely softcore in a forceful vibe.
>>34278931Sigh, I considered taking one but then I realized I don't care enough to put in the effort and instead ated it. I also made salted butter with half of it and honey butter with the other half. Can recommend, 10/10.
>>34278739Yes, swallow >his joystick and work him till he explodes. Why do you not want to do that?
>>34278932I hate pussy even more. In conclusion, I'm simply a hater and hate everything and everyone.
>>34278937You are very lewd!
>>34278940She weighs 300 pounds. Stuffing her mouth isn't a sex fantasy, that's a food fantasy.
>>34278927Idk why but that meme was a bop.
>>34278936Alright.
>>34278944The whole song is catchy but I really like the "Bark!" it cracks me up every time.
>>34278938What has pussy ever done to you?
>>34278937You actually hate video games, though. And people playing them.
>>34278947Birthed me into this hell hole.
>>34278946Lol yess, silly "Bark!"
>>34278739>Every relationship I have been in, I'm literally the only girlfriend that has never done it, and eventually it becomes a huge issue and things fall apart.wtf am i even reading
>>34278943If she's fat does she have a fat ass or fat tits or both?
WomenWhy are you such goonerslop whores?
>>34278948No, I don't. I dislike broken games.
>>34278949That's fucking racist!
>>34278956No, all the fat went into her stomach.
>>34278957This would be more accurate if the girl was in skimpy work out clothes shopping or something, I wish women would dress more conservatively more often but I'm always told I'm "oppressive" and "controlling" for wishing this.
>>34278940I wanna lewd >him.:)
>>34278962I told someone on /co/ to redraw it that way, let's see if anyone takes the bait and does it.
>>34278961The stomach is really just a giant tit when you think about it.
>>34278961I'm not pregnant, yet.
>>34278966I thought you had two kids
>>34278957Meanwhile women find male bodies repelling and would prefer lezzing out.
>>34278967Nope
>>34278965Ok, go suck on a fat stomach then. >>34278966I sure hope you won't ever risk shitting out another parasite that has to be taken away and fed on tax dollars again. Good thing you're so unhealthy you couldn't get pregnant if you tried.
>>34278911>What if the animal was a bear?Bears always respect consent. That's what women always pick the bear. Everyone ever attacked by a bear should have told the bear they don't consent. They'd still be alive if they did.>>34278912>What is hazing?Bullying disguised as initiation rituals.>>34278932>come get some sweet pussy instead?Women can't have sex with each other, stupid.>>34278962Try dressing conservatively in a subtropical climate. You'd get heat stroke.
>>34278967She ate them.
>>34278968Which ironically still proves most women are goonslop. Their bodies are so sexual 80% are fully bisexual while most don't care about mens bodies at all.
>>34278962that meme exists because a guy got accused of making a "gooner game" for including a female love interest that is pretty and wasn't dressed scantily clad
>>34278974>>34278971Who pissed in everyone's cornflakes today? Go fucking jerk off to your orange daddy since you need it so bad.
Italian mommy is skating you can stop arguing for the next 5 minutes.
>>34278973Didn't ask you, ENTJ
>>34278979How many years ago did they put him in foster care? Do you still know what he looks like?
how do i get hyoon gf?
>>34278979Your entire schtick here is insulting everyone for not being >him, and then you wonder why nobody likes you or considers you a friend.
>>34278973>Women can't have sex with each other, stupid.What are you talking about? Women love being introduced to fake cock.
>>34278982He sodomized Bubba and Orange Julius and is next in line for the american throne.
@grok make Alysia Liu my girlfriend
>>34278973>Women can't have sex with each other, stupid.True, they are stuck on foreplay
>>34278986>sodomized Seems like he got that from you.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!!!
CUTE
I'm so glad when the hoelympics are finally over
>>34278990>>34278991Hoeflation in the west is out of control, mid girls are being pushed as 10/10sMeanwhile in Asian this is the average
>>34278995that is not an average asian girl and if you were actually around asian girls you'd know that
>>34278995the fuck?
>>34278990Was she goldmedalbaiting?
>>34278991SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>34278995You can tell how chopped her face looks even with all the surgeries, makeup and filters.
Clouds have more claim to existence than I do
>>34278981Kys, but unironically
>>34278997>>34278998She has makeup but otherwise she's average Chinese girl, there are like millions of chicks that look like her>>34279001She's natural
>>34279006>averageShe is above average in looks
>>34279006I said "the fuck?" because she ate a pigeon.
>>34279006she is most certainly above average. She's prettier than my Sister-in-Law, who's more in line with average.
>>34278995She looks like she fucks whites.
>>34279010I don't know about China but in Japan you know a girl fucks white dudes if she has highlights in her hair and/or a western hairstyle
The kpop demon hunters skate was pretty goodobviously it still lost to Mortal Kombat but it was still a pretty good performance
>>34278981Lel, but fair enoughWhorra is pretty much a foid ENTJ>>34279004Seethe
Do we think Pinkpantheress is hot? For me she has "Your sister's best friend" energy (complimentary).
>>34279012>Gay bop seman punterI never got the appeal of that for anyone but children, its basically scuffed pixar slop. Kid's are excused because when your a kid you don't know any better and you just consume any and all slop.
>>34279015M no
I’m a background character
>>34279015I don't think she is hot>>34279018Same what's worse is that I also wear glasses so I'm basically one of those formless human shaped crowd characters.
>>34279016I watched it with my friends' 3-year-old and I don't know how it ends because of that 3-year-old lol
>>34279008This isn’t unusual. Eurasian Rock Doves have been consumed world wide for centuries. Squab is literally their young taken from the nest right before they fly and the meat gets tough. We don’t have many where I live but I hunt mourning and white winged doves and they’re great on jalapeño poppers
>>34278989Runs in the family I guess.
>>34279015she's black
>>34279020I also wear glasses. In the old days I’d have died in the cradle
>>34279008And? I'd eat a pigeon, people used to breed them for meat>>34279009>>34279007That's literally average non fat chick who's young, don't trust me? Go on earth view and pick a random spot in China
I'm going to a concert tonight, would it be weird to get a VIP table by myself? Do venues reserve the table so I can go dance then come back to sit down and drink?
>>34279028God I miss frog gigging. It’s so fun.
>>34278984Woah woah, hold up there buddy. Insulting? You're the one hitting on a taken woman.
>>34279017>>34279020>>34279026>tfw the moids hate on a bri'ish black queen
>>34279028You should try it yourself because you'll realize that there are ugly skinny asian girls and the ones with symmetric faces are above average>>34279026She's half-african, not half-black
>>34279028>he doesn't know about the asian face filterWhy don't you go to china yourself and report back? I promise you she is above average and I'm not even saying this to shit on Chinese women, its just the fact of the matter.
>>34279036I don’t know who this is and I have yet to see anything that changes my opinion that I should not.
>>34279011do I need to know japanese?
>>34279036>britishShe just went from average to ugly and I'm also Bongish.
>>34279038All these women and not a C cup to be seen. Tragic.
>>34279042I'd say you need to be fluent in at least day-to-day Japanese because the Japanese in general are extremely nervous about being unable to communicate with people.
sexo
I should’ve jumped
>>34279042Some of them know English others know Engrish if you know Japanese it'll only help you, also since Japan's Government has gone far-right if you don't know Japanese and try to immigrate over expect to be kicked out.
>>34279033Get those UV glasses, a spear, go to your summer cottage and start chucking anon!>>34279039>>34279038I can't afford to visit China.... I would if I could >you'll realize that there are ugly skinny asian girlsThat's impossible, girls can't be skinny and ugly
>>34279048Yes, take that shirt off italy. Woooooo
>>34279052Emiru is chud-adjacent so I can't fap to her with a clean conscience.
>>34279038number 5 and 6
>>34279054Are you a wokecuck or something?
>>34277352Because women make crazy eyes and hand gestures like vid related.
>>34279054>muh politicsWho fucking caresI'd fuck both Ana Kasparian and EmiruEmiru's barely even right wing
>>34279063>Emiru's barely even right wingLie down with dogs wake up with fleas, in this case also literal fleas.
where do i get korean gf without going there?
>>34279054>Emi wants to stay out of politics and doesn't care>SHE'S A FUCKING NAZI CAUSE SHE DOESN'T CARE RRRRREEEEEEEEEYou're literally as bad as the Islamists who beheaded a bunch of farmers because they said they just wanted to farm and worship Allah and didn't care about Jihad.
>>34279067I wish his mother had a bigger oxygen tank.
>>34279067>>34279063If you want a right wing waifu it's gotta be Mary or Brett
>>34279067Funny you use a quote from Goebbels to justify your hate, but you guys are totally not the fascists right?
For people out of the loop:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuIuauc7BLwit's the most retarded shit ever
>>34279074ntaPeople were saying that centuries before him, you fucking moron.
I will never be loved
>>34279069>i just wanna le grill!right wing dogwhistle, nta but this is a pathetic copout.
>>34279078Oh so, you agree with the Nazis, got it.
There's literally nothing wrong with being a fascist
>>34279068Pay import gf tariff or find one yourself in th ecountryside.
>>34279069Staying out of politics is a political position. Especially when you're only doing it because it's financially advantageous and you're financially secure enough to where politics doesn't affect you.
>>34279080>Put them all into camps if they don't care!!!Okay Nazi
women: with what type of man would you enter an FWB relationship?
>>34279069>People being murdered in the streets by fascist stormtroopers>Doesn't want to condemn it because it'll make Asmon madEmiru is chud.
>>34279077I have Professional YouTuber Voice fatigue.
I will never be someone's fwb
>>34279088322 member
>>34279086>>34279090Staying out of politics is a personal decision not a political one, when you erode the ability to fence sit you basically get Communism or Fascism because you demonized the people who might have been sympathetic to your side and they just go to the other side.You're the problem here
>>34279067Hey, Asmon is a based guyhttps://youtu.be/_lt_bfYaB3k
>>34279090>everything I don't like is fascism>>34279092that's a good thing though
>never masturbate or touch myself>consume massive amounts of sexual content, porn, smut etcjust me or no
>>34279092Only if you’re M, F can get fwb with no effort
Only chance I have at a relationship is to passport bro
>>34279100That's a you thing I think
I don't want a fwbI want a wife
she's fading into our memories...
>>34279104Yeah, FWB stands for Friend Wife Bestie.
>>34279095If he curls his mustache upwards, he'd be great for the pringle logo.
Women do you like Ilia?
lalalalalalalalalalalalala
IT'S OVERKAZAKHSTAN WON
>>34279106KEK
>>34279109no, he be gay and underage af
>>34279109I'm male and not into fashion but those acid wash mock jeans are fucking awful or is that just me?
>>34279112>deadpool out of fucking nowhere
I will never be free of this
>>34279112KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLDALL OTHER COUNTRIES RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Mpq-k59S0
>>34279117>>34279112>>34279109Absolute proof that we peak at 22 and living one year longer is a humiliation ritual
>>34279109That's a gay child
>>34279117
>>34279120>The UN participated in the Kazakhstan national paradeI thought the UN troops aren't allowed to participate in military parades?
>>34279095Indeed he is
Why is talking to women you dont know so difficult?I've done activities that can result in death and its never as difficult or as scary
Why do women love taking fake cock so much?
They don’t care
but I'm a man and want multiple fwbs :(
>>34279131just practice
>>34279128UN troops are "donor troops" from other nations so most likely the troops that participated were Kazakhstani lend legions.And yes, they are allowed to participate in military parades.
>>34279134You hate women.
>>34279080You are insanely gay
>>34279129Didn't a bunch of vtubers like Kirsche and Pippa all defollow Asmongold because he accidentally doxed a vtuber while scrolling down on a twitter page he was streaming?
>>34279135practice fucking how it destroys you emotionally and ruins your reputation
They won everything
>>34279123The japs are 24 and 33
>>34279127lmfao, I couldn't tell if this was part of the act or not until he started spinning her. I don't think China or its citizens will take this well considering the Panda is their national animal and he is dressed like fucking Winnie the Pooh
>>34279139Eh that shits an accident. Mizkif is a raging libtard like most sobbing rapists are
>>34279144I don't have an opinion on it its just what I saw and I was confirming if it was true or not.
>>34279142Exceptions and absolute miracles
>>34279137No, I love them and I would have them all if I could
>>34279109He's adorable but kazakhstan braces. And they brought out all the americans to dance. Yayyyy
>>34279146I have no idea first hearing of it. That said anyone who tries to become a media personality is wasting their time trying to hide their identity
>>34279148You would not do polyamory. Bullshit.
>>34279100Are you M or F?
>>34279151Fascist
>>34279142I havent been on ice in years but I used to love it so much
>>34279151nta, but I don't understand the female defensiveness of men wanting a harem of beautiful women that all love him as much as he loves them. I'm sure there are female fantasies that men don't understand but we don't go out of our way to berate you for them either unless it happens to be a minotaur
>>34279152male
>>34279153Fuck you relationship vampire.
I’ve lost my way
Her performance was good but the song was ass
>>34279151I 100% would if they're exclusive to me. I'd probably have my main one but the rest would get an even amount of my love and attention
How do I dye my hair like this?
>>34279162overrated honestly
>>34279164not sure but do it quick so i have a reason to fuck you
>>34279156I'm defending the poor insecure femanons from the labor digging niggers out there.>>34279163And I hope they all have no libido and never want to fuck you because you're selfish.
>>34279162Watching these successful 20 somethings get richer and more successful is almost as cucked as buying flowers for a girl
>>34279167>I'm defending the poor insecure femanons from the labor digging niggers out there.Uh... What...?
for me its Trusovahitting quads after having a kid
>>34279169I don't really care if they came from a rich family who could afford to train them to compete in the Olympics, I just want to them to either talk about how hard the worked to win the medal and how they are proud to represent America, leave the politics on the floor regardless if I agree with it or not.
>>34279167>because you're selfishNah, I just have a massive ego that I need to upkeep and they should see to it
>>34279151>polygamy for me but not for thee
>>34279081Hitler liked dogs. How do you feel about them?>>34279100>just me or noI used to do this too.>>34279132>Why do women love taking fake cock so much?It's not attached to a man.>>34279155I've never been ice skating. I may have to go up north next winter.
>>34279173>I just want to them to either talk about how hard the worked to win the medalNo Olympian ever worked hard
>>34279178>Hitler liked dogs. How do you feel about them?Mohammad didn't like dogs. How do you feel about them? Hitler was also vegetarian and was the father of modern EU animal rights law that is still used today. How do you feel about that?
>>34279139>accidentally doxed a vtuber while scrolling down on a twitter pageHow? Was she dumb enough to put her real life info there?
>>34279079Why not?
>>34279181Someone dumped it on twitter and he was just scrolling down and it popped up as he was scrolling, that's what I've heard but I have no idea if its true or not, but apparently it lead to all of Phase Connect unfollowing Asmongold on twitter.
>>34279164Doesn't hot topic carry those clip in extentions?
>>34279164>>34279186I'm male and I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure what you do is comb your hair, put foil on the parts you want to remain black and then do a spray or comb dye to get that pattern, but I could be 100% wrong its just something I saw my sister do but I never fully paid attention to it, I'm sure there are tutorials on youtube on how to do it.
>>34279185>all of Phase Connect unfollowing Asmongold on twitter.Then it sounds more like a forced corpo shit, not their personal decisions
>>34279191I guess, its not that I actually care either way.
>>34279174>Implying that's not the same thing>>34279177Fuck off, you both know that's unethical and you won't maintain it.
What's the actual chance a girl that regularly says "I'm probably gonna kill myself" actually does it? She's only really said this sort of stuff to me. I haven't really reacted much to be honest.
my name is lucifer please take my hand, yeah!
>>34279195I'm not poly but I think it's really funny when poly anons try to police one another
>>34279184Too scared, too scarred
>>34278962Women should walk around naked in public, while men can't leave the house without female supervision
>>34279198Shut up, cheating culture.
>>34279132It gives me orgasms unlike real cock
State gender + Should we implement used panties vending machines in the USA?
it's been a long since a foid look at me like this
There is only death, sickly sweetened rot
Men, would you please tell on yourself so you can let this woman put her foot in your ass?
>>34277699>this is about some sport betting bullshitunironically gas everyone in this video
State gender + I had pizza for breakfast and I just had a big diarrhea :D
How can I have women simp for me?
Moids, what about voluntary draft?
>>34279199Have fun with that, then.
>>34279225Why did you ask?
WITHOUT YOU ITS HARD TO SURVIVECAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH, I GET THIS FEELING
>>34279222I bet women would vote in favor because they hate men
>>34279222every modern war is gay as fuckhave you seen the footage of ukranian refugees fucking everything in sight while the men are getting blown upfuck that
>>34279222There's a reason why we moved to volunteer militaries in the first place. Professional soldiers who enjoy doing what they do don't want scared 18 year old boys fighting alongside them.
>>34279215I am not going to google some obscure Ugandan e celeb to look up if other women pay her, or if men pay her, all I am going to reply is two things.1. It's funny a black woman says this, statistically most likely to be violent.2. Why would anyone pay her to do this, why don't more women just take it into their own hands?
I tore it out and behold, dark and violent
>>34279222I don't think women should be allowed to vote unless the sign up for selective service too
>>34279232>>34279238>>34279236Femanon army
As always, men would voluntarily enlist in order to impress women. That's literally it.
Why are women obsessed wirh gay or bisexual men,
>>34279215>would you please tell on yourselfI already did, see >>34278650
>>34279243No I wouldnt
>>34279030Bump
I legitimately don't understand how women can make money off onlyfans when piracy is so easy.
>>34279251Someone has to buy the content for others to pirate
>>34279240This
>>34279201I never got why anyone would want to walk around naked in public.
>>34279252that's one person, not a million
A man lying about his porn use is just as bad as a woman cheating, but the former is 500x more common.
>>34279257Kinda true but also no one is dating or getting married so who cares?
Both gendersthoughts on Daft Punk
>>34279251>Inb4 money launderingYes of course money laundering but ALSO keep in mind men who pay for OnlyFans don't just pay for porn, they pay to talk to the girls.A reminder that 90% of the userbase of OF is married men. It's married men who want hot women to emotionally validate them because their emotional relationship with their wives is just as empty as their bedrooms.
>>34279260MTheir okay, they have some memorable songs but their era has come and gone, I wouldn't mind if they came up on the radio or something.
>>34279257Even if a man didn't use porn, no one would believe him anyway so there really isn't any point in not using it unless you're religious
spending the last decade lifting and being active was a giant waste of time, and it brought me nothinghaving a good body means nothing if other areas arent idealbeing able to climb mountains means jack shit in the grand scheme of thingsit was just a waste of fucking time
>>34278158>Would women actually be OK with prostate play on averageMI don't think so
someone link raccoon's gold medal skate?I actually didn't watch it
>>34279265I'll let you into a little secret, the vast majority of the things you'll do will be a waste of time to women:>learning a new languageYou're a nerd>liftingYou're a meathead>reading and writingToo effeminate>earning a lot of moneyWhY dO yOu SpEnD mOrE tImE wItH me!?!?!?!?You can be damn well near perfect and women will still find something to complain about, do what makes YOU happy, if a woman wants to tag along that's fine, but you should only take 2 women's opinions seriously: Your Mom's and Your Wife's, all the others are pointless and if you follow it you'll make yourself less appealing.
>>34279265>being able to climb mountains means jack shit in the grand scheme of thingsThis is the most unwhite thing a person can say
>>34279264the point is that she has a right to know if she's inviting a porn sick person into her private life. Thats a legitimate safety risk.
>>34279257My ex got mad at me when I kept sharing my hentai with her, so what exactly do you want me to do, be honest about it or not bother you with it? It's one or the other.
>>34279269>WhY dO yOuWhY dOn'T yOu*
>>34279215I don't abuse women. And only goth women are allowed to beat me up.
>>34279272Yawn, more crime drama brainrot... Best advice I can give you is date third world or preparte to be alone.
Ah, they take for granted their own blessings and sins. They do not know, it is not theirs. They don’t need it
>>34279271I knew someone would bring Mallory up.He didnt say ''its there'' like some sort of philosophical question of the human conditionThe reporter asked him why he wants to climb everest and the ''because its there'' was a polite way of saying ''why the fuck do you think? are you retarded, someone has to be the first''
Move on, heal, the poppies will feed on what’s left
Women, how much would you charge for this?
>>34279280nta. but I don't think he was saying "fuck off" I think he was saying that its an evident challenge, its like waking up in an empty room with a locked box, its practically begging you to open it just by existing near you.
>>34279283Forgot pic
>>34279196They say if someone's actually planning it you should have them committed.
>>34279284I dramaticised it a little, but it was basically a ''dude, its obvious why I want to get up there''
>>34279289fair
>>34277344Have any females read this book before How did you interpret it or like it? If a guy said this was their favorite book what would you think?
>>34279283>>34279287>Women, how much would you charge for this?I'd do it for the free food
>>34279206Is it a size issue?
>>34279295>wouldnt take the money AND foodyou are a bad business woman!!
>>34279260FLove them.
>>34279196My gf used to threaten me with that repeatedly only to either pretend she didnt later or say she was just upset. Very frustrating and dishonest emotionally
>>34279269>do what makes YOU happyits all undercut with the eternal feeling of loneliness
Women, why do you hate men?
>>34279294MI read it, liked it a lot it actually it still applies to our modern times, we haven't' really changed much and there are still tons of Libertine women who get burned by trying to stray too far outside of current societal norms. I've seen a lot of people say her husband is a cuck and he deserves the mistreatment she does to him, but I can't help but feel bad for him. He did almost everything right, he tried to be understanding, he tried to make the marriage work but she wanted to destroy it all merely because he isn't her lover.
>>34279170I think she's ESL
>>34279300If being married or dating is what makes you happy then you already have a goal and a roadmap, you have the body, maybe its time to put yourself out there and get mentally and emotionally destroyed until you find someone?
>>34279287Why would I do that when I can do it from home with several people at once and pile the money. I don’t even have to see them, we just chat while watching stuff together.
>>34279301If Clavicular is representative of the regular man, then I hate men because they're retarded druggies.
>>34279302Her cuck husband begged a woman to love him and it was over from there. Simple as. The moment you need to compensate for physical/instinctive attraction via doing "everything right" you've lost.
>>34279303I think she is banned because she said the magic word cause she hasn't posted on here since then lol
>>34279301What Clav and looksmaxxers don't seem to understand is no amount of looksmaxxing will ever make women love men, because all women want NATURAL Chads. Going on a fuck ton of hormones is just going to set off their fraud alarms and bad genetics receptors.>This turn to looksmaxxing is a positive for menYeah Becky says that now but the problem is for women it's never about what men are or can be, only what Chad is.I have spoken before about the purity spiral and runaway models.Simply put if all teenagers from this year onward get their nutrition game on point and the average male height becomes 6'2 globally again, women will STILL be unhappy, they'll start calling 6'2 manlet tier, they'll want only 7 foot tall men.Simply put there is no solution but the final solution as a man: We need to admit we need to revoke womens rights and right to date who they want eventually. It might not happen this century, maybe even the next but eventually we have to realize or else we will genuinely go extinct.In the global matriarchy we are all incels.
>>34279260FMade a perfect soundtrack for that one movie, don’t care about the rest
>>34279308Well this was turn of the century Russia where marriage vows were supposedly still taken seriously, he doesn't bother begging until he finds out what she has been up too and he doesn't want to immediately divorce her because it would jeopardize his political position because I think only married men could hold advisory potions to the Czar
>>34279251It feels more real and personal
>>34279170She means that blue collar men are unworthy of dating women.
>>34279318Did I have a stroke or miss something, when did collar color and society status come into this conversation?
>>34279251Because a lot of onlyfans girls are selling the illusion of a relationship where they dm each other and she pretends to care about you while you pay her money.
>>34279317Are you a creator or consumer?
>>34279316You're not wrong. However, letting things go the way they did for politics sake and status is still cucked.
>>34279322She's against laborers.
>>34279260MBerry good. I love homework and discovery
>>34279326This.I'm a "chatter" for an OF girl.
sushi would be better if it was hot.
gooned to NTR again award
Moids what kinds of food do you get me when you like me?
>>34279327Creator in this instance
>>34279326Bingo.There are accounts of prostitutes and letters and such you can read, or people who own whore houses writing about a prostitute complaining that a certain client bores her to sleep and talks more than he fucks. It's a very old trope that a lot of older fiction and literature hits on but kinda got "lost" from the public memory as time went on. Do men want to nut? Yup! But do men also need an emotional connection and want to go full female mode and complain to a woman that pretends to support and care for them? Hell yeah!Having sex is only half of prostitution, the other and more important part is companionship, even if its fake.
>>34279337Food, I don’t buy food for people I don’t like.
>>34279331I'm perplexed but okay...
>>34279337Chocolates and chocolates.
State gender.Did you ever feel like you were going to die soon?Whether during a panic attack, from an illness, during an accident or something else?
>>34279337Uh... If I liked you why would I give you food? Like are we talking home cooked food or valentine's day gifts?
>>34279337You get home made baked goods. That's it. Nothing from a restaurant.
>>34279337any of itwho the fuck buys people food when they dont like it
>>34279301The true looksmaxxer https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Clavicus_Vile#/media/File%3ARG-npc-Clavicus_Vile.jpg
>>34279328Well he didn't have really anyone to turn to so he did what he thought was best for both of them and it blew up in his face.
>another day of missing my exgender;_; status?
thoughts on jumybear
>>34279344I felt like I was going to die soon back when I was super depressed and planning to kms
>>34279354MHeadache.
>>34279339Neat. Do you ever have subs getting too obsessed?
>>34279344>Did you ever feel like you were going to die soon?M. Yes. During a suicide attempt. It was the most horrible panic-inducing experience I've ever had.
>>34279257bad bait
>>34279206Don't vibrators feel better?
>>34279337but I dont like you
>>34279361>suicide attemptHow? Just get a gun.
>>34279354FI don’t gave an ex to miss
>>34279336Can't say I blame you
>>34279344Myeah. nearly got swept away by a current in the sea
>>34279369Drop the r and you'd be right buddy
>>34279260They need to pass their torch. Who will be the next conspiracy believing electronic pop duo?
>>34279359Not that I know of. The only stalker I had was irl
>>34279287>cute girl>cutethats what you're paying for and why it's not just 300 bucks
Why can’t I get a girlfriend? I deleted my dating app, it wasn’t working out and was just making me stressed.
I rarely see insane women anymoreit used to be a seperate category of women, now they're all insane but not in a good way
>>34279376Not my problem if I’m dead.
>>34279287I'd do it with >him for free. Not random moids, that's dangerous.
>>34279378No thanks ma'am, I have a gooning appointment with my AI wife I need to attend!
>>34279381I thought you were dating >him already.
>>34279301I'm turning a leaf and hating gay men that hate us because they're beta simps for men and patriarchy. *raspberries*The rest of the nice gay men are welcome to feminism.
>>34279384This is the reason I hate lesbians, they hate me.
>>34277344My friend/ex-boss crush sometimes visits me at work. She often asks if I'm working that day and "acts disappointed" if I say I'm not, but if I am there she heads down after she finishes her work and hangs around til I finish. This time I asked her if she wanted to join me for icecream as we were getting into our cars. She agreed without hesitation and we ended up hanging out at the icecream shop for 2 hours and another hour in the carpark. We just talked about stuff. Laughed a bit but didn't really flirt imo like how we normally flirted when we worked together.Was this a date or just hanging out?
>>34279375You have to be social
>>34279378define the good insane
>>34279354I don't remember their names anymore.
>>34279344hah yeah just a couple days i did too much edibles and started having a panic attack/psychosis about dying. i was hearing the voices of the doctors, as if i were inbetween some event and waking up in a hospital. fucked up thing for my brain to do to itself lmao. the other time was experiencing ego death while on acid, but it was a peaceful experience.
>>34279355She is korean.
>>34279389People don’t go outside anymore.
>>34277799My new ringtone
>>34279399Ew, gross.
>>34279297I don't like taking advantage of people, especially when they're down. It's ungodly.>>34279336>gooned to NTR again awardBut did you self-insert as the woman, the cuck, or the bull?>>34279344>Did you ever feel like you were going to die soon?Yes, I almost died from TB as a child. Since then, I've taken my health and wellness very seriously.
>>34279383Am I? I am taken.
>>34279399I really want to put my thing in her it
>>34279403This lady was raised during the 1900s
>>34279404By the dumpster?
>>34279269Femanons what are your opinions on cockfighting as a hobby?
>>34279400Then it’s back to dating apps.
>>34279410You’re never been depressed my nigga. The troubles of the world feel like nothing compared to the agony you’ve in.
>>34279378Do not like evil women
>>34279415Fuck off, we have this conversation all the time, people tell me to go outside but never where.>>34279412
>>34279339Should chatters be worried about AI taking their jobs?
>>34279416Anon, you don't understand the only reason you're depressed is because of the Jews. How can you argue with such amazing logic?
>>34279344>date abusive girl >she routinely prods me with forks, knives etc but only ever gives me small cuts>gets extremely angry with me one evening>shes doing the dishes and i try to block her out with headphones, just too stressed>she gets angrier and pokes my back to demand my attention>she tries to jab a fork at me and I lose it, grab it out of her hand and toss it across the apartment>she goes absolutely ballistic and grabs a kitchen knife>waves it in my face and yells insults at me>she takes a deeper swipe near my chin>slices my neck and hits my juggularshe panicked and called 911 and i almost bled out waiting for the ambulance. i got very lucky, if she'd hit it basically one millimeter further I'd have severed it entirely and died on the spot. I
What about fighting betta fish?
>>34279416Sarge? You make enough for therapy and meds.
>>34279403the cuck, i get off on superhuman-levels of emotional abuse and betrayal
>>34279423imagine dating a tantrum toddler that puts headphones on and ignores you instead of helping you do the dishes and then thinks you're the problem if you get upset
>>34279430you posted this as bait but it's unironically true and deserved
>>34279423Shit. I don't want to date a BPDemon anymore
>>34279430You are not being funny.>>34279423I hope you seperated the next day.
>>34279430>>34279432NTA. Why do femanons type in lowercase?
I love myself.
>>34279430>you posted this as baitno, I didn't >>34279434>You are not being funnyI'm not joking
>>34279418I dont like evil womenI LOVE EVIL WOMEN
>>34279438NTA have you ever beat up a guy?
>>34279435They are signaling that they don't respect you and they don't consider you worthy of even the bare minimum of effort.
>>34279438What did he do wrong? Other than not break her fingers the moment she tried to stab him, that's implied
>>34279442That is a guy. He types like a woman because he's retarded, not because he's a woman.
>>34279443I figured it was more of a sub thing, appearing small.
i'm 26 years old and i never had a girlfriend or a group of friends
>>34279447me too lol, same story.
do you think my gf from over a decade ago remembers how i used to make her convulse and squirt in repeated orgasm after orgasm with my 8" cock and leave her in a sex coma
>>34279333I want the relation without having to show my bits to everyone. I would go back to the 'work' or reinvent myself but would prefer my future husband to give me direction.
>>34279454No.
>>34279454Definitely and anyone saying otherwise is a virgin
>>34279423I wish I could date a woman like this, she's obviously emotional but genuinely loves you enough to call 911
>>34279412>Femanons what are your opinions on cockfighting as a hobby?What, like with lightsaber sounds?>>34279424>What about fighting betta fish?Betta than fighting worsa fish>>34279429>the cuck, i get off on superhuman-levels of emotional abuse and betrayalI hope you find the peace and love in the next life that you couldn't find in this one.
>>34279455Could you rephrase this? I'm not following?
