Why are women not attracted to men editionprevious>>34283031
Women aren't beating the cute and pretty allegations
Reminder that women are more willing to send messages to men they don't find attractive then men are to women they don't find attractive. Which is far more important to consider than an attractiveness rating button on a shitty dating app.
Femanons ovulating in 2 weeks.
>>34285423No
>>34285420
Reminder that women dont find most men attractive and 80% try for the top 20% of men. Subsequently will try to gaslight you into saying they dont do this after presented with facts exposing their superficial nature.
Girls, what's stopping you from looking like this?
Since when do graphs dictate reality? Graphs are a Jew thing for money
>>34285421My anecdotal experience supports this claim. I once received a message from a girl, which said that she didn't find me attractive.
>>34285429Facts, you mean a single OkCupid statistic posted on a blog. Furthermore, the men who treat this statistic as ultimate truth consider the parts that said women were more willing to message men they didn't find attractive unlike men, or the fact that gender ratios are highly skewed on dating apps because women hate them. Come on anon, no need for this passive aggressive bullshit. I thought that was a woman thing.
You ever look back at old pictures of yourself and cry
>>34285437It also doesn't account for the fact that online dating sites dramatically skew towards the worst looking men.
PAJEET EXPOSED KEK
>>34285425We'll see about that ;)
>>34285440Can't you just look at your new pictures and do that
State gender and:What's the hottest thing your partner could say right as you're about to orgasm?
>>34285440Not really. My hair is much worse nowadays but that’s about it
>>34285447"STOP FUCKING MY MOTHER THIS INSANT!!!!"
Women thoughts on advs dwindling poster count
>>34285445I'll see my period. You guys never care about my cycle :/
>>34285451All the fakecels got girlfriends
>If a woman likes you, she'll make the moveHow true is this
>>34285457She will never ask you out, at most she will just put herself closer to you so you can ask her out>b-b-bbut Chad!not relevant for most guys
>>34285457unironically the only gf i ever had asked me out and that was when i was chopped and fat in high school so it might be true
>>34285437>just ignore facts bro teeheeprojecting your passive aggressive onto others and gaslighting is indeed a woman thing. women arent attracted to men this study exposes their narcissistic tendencies when it comes to dating
>>34285423how did you know
Hug
>>34285453https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/cheetah-gender-hormones-animals>Male Cheetah Bark Triggers Female OvulationRawr.
>>34285451Everyone is commtting jeetcide saar
>>34285471You?
all the cool kids are in this thread now
>>34285472This is like when dudes yell at women and they get wet
>>34285480STOP MAKING ME REMEMBER HOW I WAS CONFUSED ABOUT MY SEXUALITY IN HIGH SCHOOL
>>34285469>Completely ignoring the entirety of my post to accuse me of gaslightingPointing out facts that go against your narrative isn't gaslighting dumbass.
>>34285470I am responsible for your whole cycle. This one will be extra heavy, stock up and don't wear white.
>>34285469Fact: Women refuse to message Chad and opt for ugliesFact: Men overwhelmingly shoot for Stacy and refuse to message ugliesFact: Most male gripes concerning female partner choice are projection
>>34285491Uh oh, watch out anon, you posted something that goes against his narrative, that means you're gaslighting!
>>34285491Fact: this nigga has no bitches.
How does it make you feel that the children of your victims are petitioning your home country's government to extradite you back so that you can face Mexican prison? I don't think you'll like your years in Mexican prison.
i frequently get banned from 4chan for 1 week durations. sometimes permanent, but the ip resets so i get to come back anyway.my reddit accounts get banned within days because im a controversial entity.i get banned from discord servers within the hour usually because i just say what i want and hyperliberals/millennials just cant tolerate that kind of wild card. its the truth. if you are a chaos entity you are not welcome anywhere.i am muted on all of my runescape accounts, people frequently ignore me.at the end of the day its obvious what i really ami am the fabric of reality itself.
>>34285447"Starfleet Academy sucks"
>>34285497You forgot to take your Abilify today, didn't you
>>34285497All of that is happening because you are a dim and annoying person, not because of whatever your delusions of grandeur are telling you
Float like a Cadillac.Sting like a beaner. Tonight, you're getting ALL this weiner.
im starting to believe money literally isnt real...my card wont let me buy anything!i guess this is probably a sign that materialism is unnecessary or something
>>34285506No, it's a sign you need to pay your minimums, ideally pay off your card in full.
>>34285457i had a girl borderline stalk me but she only went up to the point of having her friends ask if i was interested in her. maybe they'll make the move if they're confident, but there's no guarantee a woman who likes you will make the first move.
>>34285483explain the stats in the graphs then why dont women find any men attractive?>>34285491kek it ignores how the least attractive "females" are trannys. not to mention they message them for asking them to subscribe to their onlyfans or follow on ig. youre naive af narcissistic women try to exploit men in every way possible.
>>34285506>im starting to believe money literally isnt realJew here, can confirm. It's fake. Also, I closed down your account, you're not getting it back. It was prokised to me 3,000 years ago.
>>34285497>i am muted on all of my runescape accounts, people frequently ignore me.Lmao this dude’s at Telos talking about being God
So what’s your excuse?
>>34285491>no source
>>34285509Perhaps the type of men who use dating apps are less attractive then men who don't need to use dating apps.Perhaps men don't put as much effort into appearance in their profile picture's first impression
>>34285509Explain why if women are so shallow about looks, they're still more willing to message men they don't find attractive then men are to women they don't find attractive. Also I like how you ignored my point about the skewed gender ratios and how women don't like dating apps.>>34285491It's literally from the same OkCupid blogpost that incels love to worship.
>>34285429>>34285437I am a woman and don't find 80% of men attractive.Maybe closer to 90%.Men for the most part are not attractive. This is especially true if you look at them on a global scale...Women on average are pretty.
>>34285513I don't live in NYC.
>>34285457I know i make it clear that i like the guy, but i wont believe he is interested until he uses his words and says it
>>34285513>source: cropped out Twitter account>"some" dating events ("some" not clarified)>NYC = one of the most female-heavy cities in the countryAlso why would I go to a dating event that's charging $100 for women and $0 for men? If I read that I'd just assume the only women going are desperate.
>>34285513AI sensationalist slop
>>34285516>>34285518yes exactly you dont find them attractive, you only seek ways to exploit them like the parasites you are. most women are bisexual at the very least>>34285517i told you why youre big on projecting arent you. first it was passive aggressiveness, then ignoring my post. when i said my reply that they message the medium tier more to ask them to follow their ig or onlyfans accounts ?
>>34285519You will.
Plap.
How many of you are AI
>>34285531I was once rejected from a job where I had a remote interview because they accused my face of being an AI avatar. The interviewer even put me on blast on LinkedIn claiming that I was an "AI generated voice and animation" and not a real person.
>>34285513It's not 'competitive' in that the single women are looking for a bf. The single women are all looking to date the same 10k guys in a city of millions and wished the other guys were all dead.
How many husbands do women need? You want them thirsty for every male without considering the consequences. >>34285430Same reason you're not optimizing your life for marrying 45 year old single mothers.
>>34285429That is why in person interaction where hormones can be partner indicators instead of online where there is only photos is superior.
>>34285527>when i said my reply that they message the medium tier more to ask them to follow their ig or onlyfans accounts ?You got any proof that these are the only messages men get or not? And no, random social media posts aren't proof.
>>34285430I went on a date with a clown once.
NYC would unironically be an ideal place to live if it was actually cheap to live in. And clean. Yes, I DO want to live in the pod. Imagine if the entire world was like actually not a capitalistic hellhole....and we had like solar energy everywhere. But noooo we must live in the capitalistic hellhole....
>>34285533Are you lying
>>34285536So? I optimized my college degree to become a diplomat (not like an ambassador, just like a low level consular officer who replaces my country's citizens' passports in a hurry when they're abroad) but that never happened. You can't always get what you want.
>>34285540NYC fucking sucks everyone here sucks ass and shit they're all carbon monoxide poisoned
>>34285544of course it does every city is like that
>>34285527>you only seek ways to exploit themHow would I do that?I am 5'4 and 115 lbs, mister.I make like 6 times more than my bf.
/atoga/, why aren't you in a scenic paradise like Pic Related right now?
>>34285540Deal with it, living in cosmopolitan city is for the ultra rich and poor. It's simple supply and demand
>>34285548I'm poor and depressed
>>34285544I love nyc. What are you talking about? Which neighborhood do you live in?
>>34285551soulless take.money has divided humanity for no reason...
>>34285544NYC is the longtime home of Madonna so it can't be that bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS088Opj9o0
i believe i am probably god. it's likely, even.
>>34285537and then be accused of sexual assault from women and actually get in jail? besides most people over 50% meet online now>>34285538yes ofc here a proof in my image>nooo it doesnt count because it doesnt count!!>>34285547sure larper kek and youre on 4chan? flexing this to me and others
Don't you want me Like I want you To kiss and Love all through the night
I beat the 2k bot on chess.comAm I a genius?
So I'm dating 2 girls at the moment.One I'm much more serious about than the other but we've only been on like 2 dates. While the other one is a turbo slut that's been letting me fuck her to my hearts content, which I've been making much use out of.At what point should I bring up making it exclusive and a bit more serious? Or would that just scare her off this early on? She doesn't seem like the type to get around, so I feel like she might enjoy it being taken so seriously early on, but I don't know for sure.
>>34285563>WHY WON'T YOU TAKE A RANDOM SOCIAL MEDIA RANDO AS PROOF FOR HOW THE WORLD WORKS, ESPECIALLY WHEN BOTS RUN BY THIRD WORLDERS ARE ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIAYou're fucking retarded.
there is a girl who keeps @ me and only me in a friend group chat, we both barely use it and mostly only reply people postswhen we play games online and talk we get along really really well, like something clicked right awaycould there be any hope even though I'm a fat fuck or is she just being friendly?
>>34285568>>34285547>>34285538Why do you guys keep falling for it come on
I have to go bathe myself but I don't want to at all
>>34285568>NOO everything i dont like is a bot NOOOOyoure a fucking gaslighting pos or naive afwhy not just accept the reality of what men are trying to say instead ? look at this clown for eg>>34285575 passive aggressive gaslighter like you but knows they cant disprove what im saying
Unfortunately, most of my fetishes can only be realized through my anime
>>34285582>IF YOU DON'T BLINDLY BELIEVE EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA POST YOU SEE ON THE INTERNET, YOU'RE A GASLIGHTERThat's not what gaslighting means retard.
>>34285579You're already a femcel don't be a stinky one too.
>>34285513The kinds of women who live in places like NYC are the polar opposite of anything I'd want in a wife.
>talking to girl on discord semi-regularly>randomly ghosts for several days>one day I wake up to a random text saying "hey what's up?">I respond>no response for another 2 daysGenuinely why do women do this?Seriously, wtf is going on on the other side?
Why are there so many esls in these YouTube comments. Gtfo
>>34285590Idk but they do it to me too lol
>>34285589Yes, we know you are mentally challenged.
>>34285586>let me tell you what i think happened instead of actual messages received by men showsit was an actual dm received? i get them too are you slow then? if you arent gaslighting
nigga heil hitler
>>34285604Do you think bots are a problem on the internet or not? Do you think people always tell the truth on the internet or not? Do you think people fake their posts or not?
Femanons can you be my comfort?
>>34285588Does it even matter how I smell
How am I supposed to like women?I hate my mother, she destroyed my dads life and even my sister, who acknowledges she was the favorite only thinks of her as a burden.Every time I've given it a try and reminded myself they aren't all her, it just so happens that one in particular this time is EXACTLY like her: actually retarded and abusive.A friends wife did more for me than every other relationship attempt combined.I've seen/experienced how I'm treated differently. It's not just in my head.I'm not doing it again. It's a huge effort on my part and they just waste all of it. Theres no hope left in me.
>>34285457>How true is thisNot at all. Women's idea of making the first move is complimenting your shirt or looking at you from across the room. Men don't pick up on that, and if they do, that's not enough for them to make a move and risk rejection and humiliation.>>34285539All women are clowns.>>34285584>Unfortunately, most of my fetishes can only be realized through my animeNow I'm curious
>>34285609A stinky body is the gateway to a stinky soul.
How am I supposed to like men?
>>34285601Not sure if trolling or if you genuinely have shit taste. You want them, you can have them.
>>34285612We subconsciously seek to recreate and seek out people who remind us of our parental dynamics, because we are familiar with them, even if they are abusive
>>34285617I can't help how I smell
>>34285618We give good hugs
Women, are you like, super cute?
>>34285563>and youre on 4chan?Yep. I have been on 4chan since I was in middle school... I come back every now and then. Mostly blue boards.I am not flexing. I am just stating my situation.
Did you clean your room? Not the whole thing, just enough to walk from the door to bed without stepping on anything
>>34285606>do you think strawman 1 is a problem or not>do you think strawman 2 is a problem or notive already destroyed your narrative of women messaging less attractive men. its to prey on thei desires and exploit them like a parasite also backed it up with proof
>>34285622A bullshit cliché, with no path out.There is something very wrong with them. I've seen the same bad behavior even in women I was temporarily impressed by.
>>34285618Honestly, I dont know but I want you to like me, please tell me how to make you like me.
>>34285624It's called a bath.
>>34285631>Hey hey peoplehttps://youtu.be/ze4NQTXvxYc?t=9
>>34285631My guitar is on the floor and one of these days I'm going to accidentally kill myself by tripping over it.>why don't you just move itThe spot I could theoretically move it to is taken up by my piano keyboard.
Do women ever fall in love?
>>34285632>TWO SCREENSHOTS MEANS I'VE DESTROYED YOU'RE NARRATIVEAlso the fuck are you talking about strawmen? Internet bots and people lying on the internet aren't fucking strawmen. Holy shit, you really are the kind of retard who blindly believes everything you read on the internet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
>>34285642Yes
>>34285471*hug for >him*
>>34285642No
what if whatever you're eating or drinking right now turned into hundreds of spiders while you're eating or drinking it
>>34285590nagcynical answer: she knows you'll give her easy attention (validation) if she reaches out but doesn't feel the need to reciprocatenon-cynical answer: she's just busy and/or airheaded. sometimes when my best friends message/text me i open the message and forget to reply until a day or two later because i immediately get sidetracked.
>>34285497This is what you get for having schizophrenia and doing nothing about it.
>>34285650I'd just kill myself honestly
>>34285652In both answers, he is not important to her
>>34285646with men?
>>34285650I spit it out
>>34285609Yes it does. Why would a man want to date a smelly girl.
>>34285658Neither actualy
>>34285659but it's already down the hatch, why not follow through?
>>34285656agreed but he's just asking what's happening on the other side.
>>34285513It sucks that I have to live in a generation full of retarded men that won't sit down shut up and fuck me when I say.
>>34285664His question is just a grasping at that fundamental issue.
so many disgusting fucking normalfags in this thread
>>34285662
>>34285430Why do I want to look like that?
>>34285666Ok satan.
>>34285609if you're healthy i'd probably be attracted to your b.o
>>34285666It sucks that I can’t wear tight leather and carry guns everywhere I go
>>34285670Clown makeup is more genuine than actual makeup
>>34285544I’m moving there this year because I’m an insane person
Hey femanons, I support feminism and I hate the patriarchy. Can you please suck my cock?
Babe, if I wanted to cheat on you, you'd never find out. Go ahead! But I wanna check YOUR phone, too. Oh, so now it's about provacy, huh? Who? Omg, she's just a friend! Fuck, you're so fucking hysteric. Can you calm the fuck the down?
>It's another incels seethe about makeup episodeYou know men wear concealer when they're on TV right? You can in fact wear some makeup to help improve your looks.>I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE A TRANNYIt's not just lipstick and mascara. There's subtler stuff out there that can bring out your face.
>>34285680German man is not happy
>>34285680who are you talking to?
>>34285645>everyone i interact is bot from le russia or pajeetia nooooothe chart in op clearly shows how men are unbiased in their ratings and you have women doing the opposite is it due to insecurity since they half the time they dont show their real face without face paint? or due to them exploitive leeches who message men first to get them to sub to their onlyfans
>>34285658Yes, that other anon is trolling you.
>>34285681Most men don't go on tv.Most women wear makeup and also don't go on tv.
>>34285681You say that but there's obviously a social stigma for men to wear makeup also that shit is expensive and makes you even uglier over time.Literally what's the point?
Women who's your favourite man- hater singer?
>>34285685Right so we're going back to the single OKCupid blogpost and one specific statistic from it in general. Now, since you refuse to concede that women are more willing to message men they find unattractive compared to men messaging women they find unattractive, do you want to talk about how skewed the gender ratios are on dating apps and how they're mostly filled with men and few women? Do you think it's possible that could be a factor in the statistics or not? If so, why?>>34285693Who cares. It's always a good idea to improve your looks even if you're not going on TV.>>34285695>Muh social stigmaWho gives a shit? And again, I'm not talking about lipstick or mascara. Things like concealer really aren't that noticeable.>That' shit is expensiveNo it's not.>and makes you even uglier over time.Given how much incels seethe about how women "deceive men" with makeup, clearly it doesn't.
>>34285679No. You'll have to eat out Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris as an apology for your vote.
If she dies tomorrow just know that nobody is safe
>>34285681>>It's another incels seethe about makeup episode>You know men wear concealer when they're on TV right? You can in fact wear some makeup to help improve your looks.>>I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE A TRANNY>It's not just lipstick and mascara. There's subtler stuff out there that can bring out your face.
>>34285634He's right though, I've been involved with like 11 women and none of them were abusive
>>34285702Ghislaine?
Omg, you're always like this. Just because your ex cheated, doesn't mean I will! I WAS WITH ZACK! I told you already!FINE, have my phone. Why you gotta be a bitch about it? Who? Oh, Sarah? She's a friend from college. Yeah, sends me hearts, so what?
>>34285699kek i destroyed on your claim on women messaging men cope. gender ratio as well i mentioned thats its for men to avoid rape accusations. most people meet others online
>>34285699Makeup doesn't improve your looks.Tv makeup was to fix the old poor light capturing technique, and is vestigial.Women wear makeup for the social status from other delusional women, not thier appearance to the other sex or even thier significant other.
>>34285709I wonder if Sarah is Evropa poster, hmmm
>>34285707Uh huh, that's not why all your 11 relationships ended at all.
I'll miss you guys when im gone.
>>34285712Are you ESL who tf writes like that
>>34285713Definitely is
>>34285709Have you ever taken a shit and wished you could put it back in your ass?
>>34285678Do you have violent fantasies?
>>34285715You have a bias that colors your experience, normal men think the concept of being "abused" by a woman is pretty laughable, or a made up scenario from tv
I am convinced all women are racist now and I thought this would be based but it turns me off.Racism should be for men only.
>>34285711You literally never mentioned anything about rape accusations before now. But here's a question for you. Since you believe that random social media posts are the end all be all of proof, does that mean if I show you a couple twitter posts of women being nice to men, will you no longer hate women and see them as evil?
Anyone wanna ask me questions?
>>34285698>Women who's your favourite man- hater singer?I love Laufey so much. "It's funny 'cause you drive me half insane, a universe without you would be thoroughly mundane" is one of my favorite lyrics of all time.https://youtu.be/-vriWOM7EPI>>34285650>what if whatever you're eating or drinking right now turned into hundreds of spiders while you're eating or drinking itDepends on the type of spider desu>>34285642>Do women ever fall in love?Yes, but only with other women.
>>34285702Nobody has been safe. He's still plucking his attempted assasins like appetizers.
>>34285729You want commitment?
>>34285729What kind?
Is this how you really feel or is this how Amber told you to feel? Did she put you up to this? Be honest.OK! Idk, I'm not your fuckimg therapist, I don't paid for this shit, go talk to them and get some more meds or something. How's this any different from what your mom would do? I don't blame your dad anymore. Why the fuck are you crying? Grow up already.
>>34285727How racist a woman could never be as racist as a man
Is this true?
>>34285733Sure, i'd love to get married one day>>34285735Anything you want i guess
>>34285717You're more likely to be ESL, because you can't actually point at the erroneous part. Being a peasant stunts your vocabulary.
>>34285739Holy ESL, next time use google translate from punjabi to english instead of forcing us to read this shit.
>>34285728>literally for no reason when i just did thatclassic women gaslighting moment. i mentioned it above that sexual assault accusations are highly likely if you approach women like that without knowing them in bars etc. scroll up, these are normal messages men receive from predator women to exploit men why are you not accepting this fact now kek?? did you also see attraction chart why are they completely divorced from reality when men rate them fairly??
>>34285725So your sheilding your willful ignorance with misandry?Social abuse is a thing that women do 24/7. Physical abuse is a boogyman used as social abuse against men who have done neither.
>>34285745I'm gonna ask you again. Since you believe everything you read on the internet, if I show you some tweets of women being nice to male family members/lovers are you going to change your mind on women? Since you base your opinions off of social media posts.
>>34285740Haha Truth.
>>34285741What’s your ideal S/O? Describe them
>>34285749Negatives happen more often both online and/or irl. What is even your point?
>>34285742>You're more likely to be ESL, because you can't actually point at the erroneous part. Being a peasant stunts your vocabulary.
>>34285754nta but answer the question you fucking retard
>>34285740I'm a selfdeprecationmaxxer. Ha ha, I suck, ha ha, my people suck.
I was actually in this exact situation on a date, she asked what I do for work. so I put some food in my mouth, erected my finger to gesture that I would answer when I was done chewing, did the whole exaggerated chewing thing while rolling my wrist, swallowed, opened my mouth as if I was going to speak, exhaled and just continued eating.She nearly started crying and just left, I chuckled as she tried pushing the door to leave the restaurant (it was a pull door)
I need to torture my evil downstairs neighbor. What are the best ways to annoy them?
>>34285742>thier >>34285748>sheilding Come back when you can speak English
>>34285749>let me show you instance of women and chad loving each other ok?? and also instance of them being friends with their family tf?why are you sidetracking and dodging my question? why dont women rate them fairly and stop being predatory to men on apps just because men like women you punish them for it. ive answered all your copes you couldnt even explain anything!
>>34285753Ummm>Plays video games with me>Loves the cozy life just like me>Lets me be a dumb nerd and still loves me>Loves showing me affection>Kind to me>Sucks my pp
>>34285721Rate this one>>34285737I thought the line about therapy was good. But the father thing was trying too hard, might change it in the future.
>>34285765>What are the best ways to annoy them?Murder them. I'm absolutely certain they will be annoyed.
>>34285756Of course not.10 positive tweets does not outweigh one negative tweet. This isn't even a me thing, it's a replicated study.Negatives happen more often than positives and weight more.
>>34285765Google jeetshaker
>>34285765Build a bowling alley in your living room.
>>34285765Fart on them
>>34285769Cool. What do you think you bring to the table for them?
>>34285760>>34285760I simply put unemployed on my tinder profile, last 3 girls I met there were nice. Had sex on the first date with one of them, the other 2 i had to wait for date #3
>>34285766Grammar nazi doesn't make you an english-first. It's actualy less likely because foreigners learn it more strictly.
>>34285681>improveI don't think that word means what you think it means.
>>34285767More dodging of my question I see.>why are you sidetracking and dodging my question? why dont women rate them fairlyWhy do you worship this one single statistic and refuse to acknowledge any criticisms regarding worshiping that single statistic and act like this one single statistic is proof?>and stop being predatory to men on apps just because men like women you punish them for iYour "overwhelming evidence" for this predatory behavior is...like two screenshots of DMs. Again, if that's enough to justify seeing all women as evil whores, surely some tweets of women treating men nicely is enough to make it the opposite, right? Or could it be that you've already made up your mind about how the world works, and refuse to see anything that doesn't agree with your narrative, to the point where you misuse terms like "gaslighting" and "strawman" whenever people point out things that poke a hole in said narrative?>>34285774>The human psychological bias to focusing on negative things more means that women are evil!We're done here. You are without a doubt one of the dumbest fucking people I've ever come across.
>>34285782If you aren't esl (which I doubt) then you're challenged because this should be second nature, in either case nothing you say has any value
>>34285740Mine is usually wordplay, banter, and self-deprecation.But humor has a tendency to be about the taboo topics in society, such as those. At least, when it's not slapstick.
>>34285780>the tableWomen just want a slaveIn the current world women have better incomes and social safety nets. Women don't like to marry down. You think invoking this gets you out of jail free.The problem is, when women have the power, they completely mishandle it and get enabled, whereas when men mishandle it they get punished.
>>34285791I don’t recall asking you
>>34285780Hmmm, probably the same stuff?>I would indulge in her interests>I'm loyal>I would support her dreams as best i could>I would listen to her problems when she needs me>I would do the cheesy love notes around the house>I'd lick her clit
>>34285787The psychology is biased for a reason. Also negative just happen more often even without the perception bias.It's a metaphysical artifact of being alive and having goals. Your body is taking small damage constantly. It's why blood thinners are dangerous. Things break far easier than put together.
>>34285797Sounds like you’re on the right track. What’s stopping you from getting a gf?
>>34285794Ok but thats literaly what he wrote too>>34285797>indulge>support>needsThis is flowerly language for "pay"
>>34285787this stat in particular is revealing because it shows the raw reality of how women view men before toxic positivity zeitgeist took over culture and it matches with reality of why men keep getting rejected as well. when someone says theres a problem do you say its not a problem ? this isnt gaslighting to you. theres no smoke without fire/i disproved your women message average men theory and also why they dont approach irl since the backlash you can expect will be horrific, and what did you say? its just the bots!! lol
>>34285794The lady doth protest too much
What the fuck is SO FUNNY
>>34285810Me.
>>34285810Can't stop laughing when I look at you
>>34285740Racism is actually hilarious, yes, but I hate rape. Don't like the boomer "I hate my wife" jokes, either.
>>34285807>Using a single statistic from a blogpost EXPOSES THE RAW REALITYYou're absolutely right. Science definitely isn't an always changing thing, the replication crisis isn't real, and you only need a single statistic to solve the universe. You're so smart anon.>i disproved your women message average men theory and also why they dont approach irl since the backlash you can expect will be horrific, and what did you say? its just the bots!! lolFinal message before I go, but giving out a personal anecdotal opinion doesn't prove nor disprove shit.
>>34285803>What’s stopping you from getting a gf?probably social anxiety>>34285806>This is flowerly language for "pay"Not necessarily. I'm imagining like, if she's in a choir or orchestra, i'd go to all her performances. Stuff like that
>>34285760>She nearly started crying and just left, I chuckled as she tried pushing the door to leave the restaurant (it was a pull door)What? Please forgive me I'm retarded. Genuinely why?
Why have all male heartthrobs ended up getting JUST'd?Bieber is baldZac Efron has that horrible jaw surgeryZayn is also bald and kind of a scumbagHarry is doing whatever this is...
>>34285808I’m not a woman
>>34285816Stuff like that is a cost. Time is a cost and stuff like that will occur as a choice instead of the money from a job she expects you to have. Or do you think she's going to support you?
>>34285820And you'll never be one
>>34285820She ain't gon' fuck you, lil bro. Pipe down, buddy.
>>34285741What did you eat for dinner?
>>34285815yes when science is established enough to be law it doesnt change like a laws of motion, gravity etc. we have enough data to show this is the case here too. so what do you have that debunks the study? you keep saying you have something.these arent personal anecdotes either, a lot of men go through this
>>34285827Why didn't you rate my lines?
>>34285797>I would do the cheesy love notes around the house
>>34285824Obviously, I look too chad>>34285826That is a man I’m responding to
>>34285832>Obviously, I look too chadNice photo
>>34285832>That is a man I’m responding toNo, you're simping for an anon, by trying and faling to call out an anon
>>34285830Bruh I don't even know what's going on. I don't know this lore.
>have any men gone from attracting undesirable women (overweight, single parents, unattractive etc) to desirable ones Currently focused solely on improving my fitness, career and enjoyment of life. Have any other men done anything similar and it laid dividends down the track.
>>34285832>That is a man I’m responding toShe's busy rn, lil bro. Come back later.
>>34285833Thanks I didn’t post it yet >>34285835What
>>34285836Just practicing my spells to handle female behavior.
I really need to stop responding to you, but fuck you're so retarded I can't help it. Please say more shit that shows just how low IQ you are.>>34285829>we have enough data to show this is the case here too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0> so what do you have that debunks the study? you keep saying you have something.I'm not interested in debooking anything, and at this point I'm only interested in laughing at you, especially when you'll just misuse terms like "gaslighting" and "strawman" to reasonable criticisms. I'm not the one claiming to be an expert who knows everything about relationships here, you are.>these arent personal anecdotes either, a lot of men go through thisOkay so not personal anecdotes, but still anecdotes.
>>34285841*sigh*
You're lookimg gorgeous, babe! Your makeup is supposed to look like thay, right? Yeah? Oh, and I love what you did with your lil mustache!
>>34285844mtf neodicks
>>34285851It's hotdogs with a thicker casing, lol. Scared?
>>34285842Dude, even without him presenting data, you are effectivly trying to argue the birth rate isn't sub replacement.If you don't acknowledge that, then data is a cheap distraction youre trying and failing to use.You can have good faith discussions without the paperwork. This is a detail that didn't need paperwork, its ubiquitous. Truing to claim fish don't swim because I don't have a peer reviewed scientific study is silly.You can entertain the conversation on just the hypothetical from the anecdote too, even if you don't agree it's true. But you can't do that can you?
>>34285855Do you pull back the casing like you would a foreskin?
>>34285851topkek
>>34285729What gender are you?
>>34285842yes i see you have nothing except your reddity basedrama or onions and morty reference videos which i didnt watch btw>I'm not interested in debooking anythingbecause you cant if my questions are hitting too close to home it isnt my fault. its just you being teased out of your silly bubble. or youre just another cold hearted women who enjoys seeing men be exploited
>>34285858Yeah I rip the foreskin on my hotdogs.
>>34285862Oy vey! How jewish of you!
>>34285861Online is very vague. it includes online gaming, IG, etc.
Guys, do you like me?
>>34285865How dare you gaslight him! There are no flaws in that graph whatsoever!
>>34285865Personally, I exclusively date people I meet on 4chan
>>34285868Not really
>>34285865>vagueThe point is that it's been impersonalized regardless of your itemization.
>>34285868YeahYou're the guy posting about being short, fat, small penis and balding right?
I asked out this Latina I know and she rejected me but now she’s texting me this? Can any women here give me some insights into her thought process? Why is she asking me this stuff if she doesn’t want to date me?
For me the most attractive woman is a 5'5 135lb brunette who works out, has c cups, long hair in a single braid, and is very intelligent
>>34285407Girls. Are you planning on making your man taste your breastmilk if he got you pregnant?Or only if he asks
>>34285887I like shortstack blondes with huge tits and big butts
>>34285890I like a 22-28 inch waist and some nice hips and low back
>>34285889I don't think I'll have to make him. I think he'll participate in helping our child's immune system by sneaking tastes or trying to milk my tits in the bath to keep the ducts clear.
>>34285893I’ll take a 30-34 waist if I get DDs and 36+ hips
>>34285865it just means dating apps >>34285869all you do is seethe passive aggressively when presented with facts. dont you tire of being this heartless a caricature of deceny?
>>34285898>all you do is seethe passive aggressively when presented with facts. dont you tire of being this heartless a caricature of deceny?Random graphs, charts, and statistics are not facts. Shit like this is why I'll never take you seriously and will always laugh at you.
>>34285868だいじょうぶですか?
>>34285896I'll take a slightly lower weight and a bit more fitness if it means less to hold
Damn, I've just realized that I have been a real jerkasaurus rex to women and I am ready to change. Femanons, how do I use my white male privilege to elevate the voices of BIPOC women and center their perspectives for once?
>>34285905Nothing is facts, anon
>>34285911You can just pay them reparations.
>>34285911Just neg them to make them do better.
>>34285907WagmiI miss my ex, she was exactly as I described
Whatever
>>34285916What is it now
>>34285889Only if he asked>>34285893What is a low back?>>34285896>34 inch waist and 37 inch hipsfridge shaped
>>34285905>Random graphs, charts, and statistics are not facts.no amount of studies will change you because you need to have empathy and honesty and women dont either of it. they do have narcissism on for them though personified in the face paint they paint their face in daily. do you get high on the smell of your own farts?
>>34285922>fridgeStill would
>>34285922A nice transition from the lower back to the hips
Women how would you feel if you found out your boyfriend jerked off to you while you slept
>>34285924>Believing random bullshit on the internet is a sign of empathyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJZ--fcguDY
>>34285926I still don't understand but it's whatever
>>34285929all of them are actual studies kek you can seethe but it wont make them disappear
>>34285934Nigga, I'm not seething. I'm laughing my ass off, because you were clearly dropped on your head as an infant.
Gender?Do you like makeup?
>>34285938MYeahIt's great if she looks good without it but a little makeup can liven up a face
>>34285937((((laughing))))sure kek keep seething. studies exposing women will still exist regardless
>>34285945You are an absolute genius anon. The smartest man to ever live. The only reason anyone disagrees with you on anything is because they can't see the truth. You are the most special snowflake.
>>34285938MNot even slightly.
>>34285938FYeah, but I only bother with the fun stuff I don't fuck around with foundation or contouring. And I can't do winged eyeliner because of the shape of my eyes.
>>34285947it pains you doesnt it? your reddity passive aggressiveness doesnt work here kek. isnt it beautiful that these studies have buckbroken you into dilating this hard. you have no answers just seethe behind (((laughing))
>>34285956>I'M NOT SEETHEING YOU'RE SEETHINGIt's okay anon. How was preschool today?
I touch the cat and then my eyes fuck me What's everyone allergic to?
How do I find a career counsellor?
>>34285957you are still in preschool? explains why you are seething this hard KEK
My instagram explore page is 50% Alysa Liu
>>34285963Your attempts at a "NO U" are so pathetic it's adorable. Only a child could act just like you.
>>34285938MYh it can look pretty good on women if it's not too over the top. Also like clown make up but I'd probably class that in a different category.>>34285952Seeing women apply eyeliner kinda freaks me out. Always looks like they're gonna poke their eye out
>>34285959Why do you need one
>>34285965as opposed to you having a fit and throwing your toys out of your pram when you get confronted by studies. makes you soil you diapers
>>34285927I'd expect that, since we have standing consent to wake each other up with sex if the sex pillow is on the bed.
>>34285970Because I am uneducated and I’m not sure whether to pursue my passion degree (psychology), a finance degree, or a trade
>>34285927Cute
>>34285958Celery and sesame seeds.
When this little monkey has mommy issues and hugs its plushie to cope it's considered "cute", but when I buy a life sized sex doll and call it mommy it's "weird" and "creepy", why?
>>34285981Yeah I also just saw this tweet bro cool
>>34285981Because it's a sex doll and not a robot mommy. That would be like if elon musk made himself a robot mother and lied about it having an onahole to garner sympathy for being autistic.
>>34285722Nah, never have. I just think I’ll like it there because I don’t know any better and/or am nuts
>be me>been looking at bedding stuff like new blanket and sheets>get notification from amazon advertising “full size mattress…”>mfw my dyslexic gooner brain thought it said “size matters”
>>34285993Really hate how scamazon is basically the only online merchant I can use because everything else charges 15 dollars or more for shipping
>>34285995Somehow it manages to be digital Walmart despite the existence of walmart.com
I don't know how to get an attractive man in my bedroom
a girl with cute feet is nice but i wouldnt say im a footfag
>>34286005I know how
>>34286011How
>>34286005Have you tried scopolamine?
>>34286005What would your parents think if you brought him home though
>>34286015Not gonna tell you because you hurt my feelings
>>34285740Only like 20%
>>34286018But all I said is "how"
>>34286017They don't have to know
>>34286023Are you gonna sneak him around the back like he'll sneak off with other girls
Women, can a man's desire and passion for you make you feel like the sexiest woman alive?
>>34286005Have you tried being nice to him?
>>34286024No but how do I stop him from doing that...
>>34286027Try being attractive, the he wouldn't have to cheat on you with hotter women
>>34286027
>>34285964There are so many kino pictures of her.
>>34286026Why can't he get hard from women being mean to him
>>34286033I do, but I'm an emotionally broken man with deep rooted issues and don't represent the average attractive man.
>>34286035Ok then how do I get someone like you in my bedroom
>>34286005Give me your address and we'll go 70/30 on the plane ticket. I'll pay the 70
>>34286039But what if you're not attractive
>>34285992That doesn't make sense
>>34286039>No I will not rape you haha
>>34286038How close are you to Las Vegas?
Women I'm so tired
>>34286005Just ask me
>>34286048I looked it up and not veryAre Las Vegas residents really called Las Vegans
>>34286021It was before
>>34286053ntaBut no they don't. And you better know how to pronounce Nevada right.
>>34285513>men pay a cover charge at bars>"This is normal">women pay to go to dating events">"OH THE HUMANITY!!!"Welcome to equality, lol
>>34286005Do you enjoy farming attention from men on 4chan because you're too ugly to do it irl?
>>34286043I literally am>>34286045We'll discuss that beforehand
>>34285407Both (Any :3c) genderI am doing a creative thing, I shan't say, but I need help drawing inspiration, specifically graphic (aka physical, not pornographic) inspiration but I'm finding it hard to do. What do you do when you are looking for inspiration on aesthetics?
>>34286053Bummer, then unfortunately your best bet is to learn how to use a riding crop and meet guys that way.
>>34286059Sounds like something a rapist would say
>>34286060Kill yourself, faggot.
>>34286060Pintrest probably.
>>34286063:(https://youtu.be/PIh2xe4jnpk?t=41
>>34286060I hate people so usually when I want to be inspired I drive to a remote trailhead and walk as far away from it as possible.
>>34286059Why would an attractive man need to desperately beg to meet anonymous women he knows nothing about? Not attractive enough for the irls?
>>34286052How do I get an attractive man in my bedroom>>34286055Neh vad uhNever heard it said any other way>>34286054>>34286057I know who you're thinking of but I'm not her, you need better pattern recognition skills>>34286059Prove it
Men, you know that calling a woman a cat lady is insulting yourself? She could have had you being nice to her, but she choose cats over you. You are worse than cats.
>>34286060Hello Carousel anonI like watching really old animated movies or manga. I'm not in the visual arts but I draw a lot of inspiration from some manga, books, and other media for my music. Maybe you could give those two a try. Pinterest would probably be useful too
>>34286072If I'm worse than cats why do people get upset when I shit and piss outside of the toilet huh? :^)
>>34286071Doesn’t matter, you act like her so you are my enemy
>>34286076What the heck :(
>>34286060Cartoons, music videos, Pinterest
>>34286072I love cats though
>>34286071I'm not mixing you up with anyone
>>34286060Consume aesthetics similar to what I’m looking for. As a writer, that means reading stories of the genre I’m writing
Anons what do if in love
>>34286081You sure? Describe what I'm like
>>34286078Yeah sorry I am attractive man but I got called fruity so
>>34286074BECAUSE YOU DON'T DO IT IN A LITTERBOX.*SPRAYING YOU WITH WATER*
>>34286070>Not attractive enough for the irls?I'm not socially adept enough for the irls>>34286071>Prove itGive me a discord/email, I'll sus you out, then I'll send a pic
>>34286083Don't panic.
>>34286083I based my whole personality around the fact that I can twist my dick upside down while erect so I don't know. Have you tried twisting your erect dick upside down? That usually solves all my problems in life so far.
In my animes, the girls like to grab each other's breasts playfully. Is that what women do when they hang out, playfully molest each other(please say yes)
Women really have just gone off the deep endFuck you and your dumb bitching 2bh
>>34286084I will not but you are wrong in your assessment
>>34286089Instructions unclear.
>>34286060Look at art, movies cartoons, anime and photography with the same / similar themes to what your looking for
>>34286088And this will be different how
>>34286091No anon, I'm sorry. But then again, I was loser growing up, maybe it was different for the popular girls. But I have my doubts.
>>34286088>Give me a discord/emailIf you're serious give me a day or two to think about it>>34286093Pussy
Would you miss your soul if you had a billion dollars instead
True or not?
good evening atoga, i miss my ex
>>34286097what would you do if you said kiss my ass to one of your friens and then she started to actually do it, would you let her
>>34286100Flip the gender and its basically the same complaint men are making, who knows what is real anymore, I just know everyone I talk to who is female is really rude to me and I don't know if its cause I'm ugly or if I'm so socially retarded that I deserve it at this point.
>>34286099Probably not>>34286102Same
Pam from Archer is so hot
>>34286102Describe them
>>34286100Yes. To the point where I believe moids mostly fuel the cheating epidemic of the monogamous.
>>34286096Chatting with a stranger online is incredibly easy compared to approaching a woman irl, talking to her for a few minutes, and then asking for her number or her instagram if you think she's interested and there's basically zero embarassment or shame when doing the former and getting rejected>If you're serious give me a day or two to think about itCool. Do you want to exchange contacts now then?
>>34286098quote and response for you: >>34286111
>>34286106I never hear people talk about that show, but I always see that clip, stop I can only get so erect
>>34286099Probably, evil rich people end up in hell
It's been about two years since I walked myself back from the ledge of the building I was planning to leap from. Why haven't I mustered up the courage in that time?
My attempt at flirting with a bisexual woman prefering a lesbian over me:Why desire dick that is fake and flacid, when you can have an all natural 100% real big penis from me a man.There said it.(Flirtation success rate: 0.0001%)
>>34286060ohai :3c i like to make vidya solo so when i think of aesthetics, i think of constraints, and engineering them. i also get inspired by watching other people be stressed out (hell's kitchen is one of my biggest guilty pleasures).>>34286108has the most justifiable reasons out of anyone i know to hate people and the world, and yet she is the most loveworthy, kindest girl i've ever known
>>34286099I'd rather keep my soul and share it with >him.
>>34286111>>34286113Here you go 9949387284@proton.me
>>34286116Rich people live in Hell in general:>It is easier for a camel to pass through a the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God Matthew 19:24
My attempt at flirting with a black girlStart talking about how slavery wasn't that bad, and black women like being collaredGet her to say Oh so you'd be okay if I made you my slaveThen I smirk and say "Is that an offer"Never tried it before but thinking about it, femanons what do you think
>>34286119How big is your penis?*tapping the microphone, and handing to you*
>>342861267.25 inches
>>34286126But you got to milk it right.
>>34286125Make sure you record it and post the results
>>34286127>>34286128You heard it first, /atoga/.This man is packing MEAT. Hot to Go.
For women who can squirt, I'm curious, what you enjoy about it?I know for us, arousal makes the urethral opening really sensitive, which makes the physical sensation of the fluid expulsion really intense. Is the experience similar for you?
>>34286119autistic enough to work on me unfortunately
>>34286131GGGGAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
>>34286133women don't squirt, its a long running psyop, where they pee on guys and laugh about it with their friends, it makes no anatomical sense and would serve no purpose. Its just piss
>>34286123Sent from 264971428@proton.me
>>34286136doesn't go down like pee, though
Should I start a business?
Men, would you date a girl like this?
>>34286144turn around? :^)
>>34286143Yh start a moid and foid matchmaking service
>>34286133I just enjoy the look of absolute surprise it garners. When it goes off like a little hot tub jet it really gets guys going. Seems like it's a winning bell to them and they feel good enough to finish like directly in response.
>>34286144no, not a fan of the obscenely thicc. i would if i knew her and she wanted to exercise with me, i'd even be the household chef
>>34286146Everyone here is too avoidant, non committal and/or ugly to do that and make money
>>34286144Maybe? It depends on what her face looks like. But just based on this pic she's too thicc for my liking
Women, why did shit up every fandom you enter?
>>34286144Sure, if she lost weight first
>>34286150How about matching the moids with real women. There's enough frustrated incels that you'd have a lot of return customers
>>34286155It seems that way when you only blame woke women and never woke men.
>>34286144After she gets treated with Ozempic.
>>34286144Idk about date but would definitely fuck at least once while oinking
Men do you want to be called cute or not? Make up your damn minds
>>34286119>Why desire dick that is fake and flacidFake dicks aren't flaccid.
>>34286166Only if I have a mommy gf
>>34286166Absolutely not. I hate liars.
>>34286166Sure.
>>34286166I like being called cute. Not all men do though.
Women, is it an ick, or turn off if a man's sexual fantasies are sort of mundane? Like massaging a woman in a steamy room, having sex in a car while it's raining, or on a snowy slope when the northern lights are visible?
Men, what’s your pickup line?
>>34286149>>34286152>>34286156>>34286160>>34286162What about this femanon
>>34286172>is it an ick, or turn off if a man's sexual fantasies are sort of mundane? Like massaging a woman in a steamy room, having sex in a car while it's raining, or on a snowy slope when the northern lights are visible?No
>>34286133I like that those kinds of orgasms are more intense and come in multiples, and that he likes it. But I hate the actual squirting part of it. I don't really feel it, it's annoying to deal with, and it never stops being embarrassing
>>34286148>Seems like it's a winning bell to them and they feel good enough to finish like directly in response.I didn't think of that. It does sound fun.
>>34286174Depends if her ass is squishy fat or hard. If the former, would
>>34286172No. Those are kinda risky but I dig em.
>>34286155Any adult who is actively part of a fandom is going to be weird and annoying
>>34286173>"KICK THAT NIGGER BITCH OFF THE PLANE! Haha did you get that reference? It's the burger king guy- please tell me you've seen that. You haven't? Shit well can I get your number?" Hasn't worked yet.
>>34286144i want a thighjob from a woman like this
>>34286174Sure, if she lost weight first. Even if she's athletic at that weight I'm not a fan of that body type myself.
>>34286176Interesting. Does it happen because those orgasms are more intense, or does it actually make them more intense when it happens?
Women, I leave you with four words.I'm glad Reagan dead.
>>34286173i would just respond with>BYOOOIIINGNGN
Who is prettier?
>>34286173>Penis POV, Colorized, 2026
>>34286173i bet you have so many brownies baking in that oven, i think we should throw a few buns in there
RELAPSED!!!
>>34286196what, now?
Are there any attractive women that browse here?
>>34286197An hour ago
The qt 18yo gymgirl approached me and started conversation today. She was having constant grin on her face.Chatted with her some more later on.But when i msg her on insta she usually takes very long to replyShe just wants attention doesnt she...Or something more...
Any girls here wanna take my virginity? 6ft tall white male, not fat
>>34286199i meant what's our poison tonight?
>>34286198I'm ugly
>>34286185I'm not totally sure desu. Sometimes there's a different feeling beforehand and I know it's going to happen unless I stop myself from having the orgasm. But sometimes it happens completely by surprise. The buildup will feel the same as for a normal orgasm, so I let my guard down and then suddenly it's happening and I'm making a mess
>>34286198Yes, can confirm
I don't believe any man who say's they're 6ft. They're always 5'10-11 and thinking they can get away with adding an extra inch or two.
>>34286200You're almost twice her age, unc. Leave the children alone.
>>34286174Nah not a fan of the body type
>>34286200Great album. Sucks about the feud, neither of the subsequent albums from either party were nearly as good.
>>34286200Bruh go to a bar.
>>34286201How about a kiss
>>34286206Luckily im 6'2
>>34286211Sure I like kisses
>>34286203What makes you say that?
>>34286203psssssst hey miseryposter can i ask you something
imagine wasting your time on an anonymous honeypot instead of talking to actual girls on tindr, facebook, grindr, etc...
>>34286166Sure or any other kind of compliments. It's not like I get any
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b52WH2gAim4women, thoughts on this?
men, what's the difference between a llm and a lrm
>>34286216This is way more fun and actual girls reject me
>>34286214The publics general opinion of me>>34286215What
>>34286210nta but how the fuck do you talk to randos at bars
>>34286221Did someone reject you again?
I think I might have ligma.
Is it bad that I feel better about myself when I hear about people who are more fucked up than me?
>>34286219The middle letter is an L in the first one and an R in the second one. Hope that helps.>>34286225Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
>>34286216>actual girls>grindrHuh?
>>34286205How did you find out?
>>34286227Steve Jobs (1955–2011) was an American entrepreneur and industrial designer who co-founded Apple Inc. in 1976, driving the personal computer revolution. As CEO, he revolutionized technology, music, and mobile communication with products like the Macintosh, iPod, iPhone, and iPad. He also revitalized Pixar Animation Studios.
>>34286228NTA but i bet there's larping ftm's on there.>>34286230ligma balls
atoga, where do i find a salter-esque gf?
>>34286229Posting my hands got me one, being a schizo got me another
>>34286226>Is it bad that I feel better about myself when I hear about people who are more fucked up than me?Yea but everyone irl does it. Have you not seen YouTube videos, that site before it got shot down
>>34286144I want to say fuck yes, but boudacious women make me feel like I have a small pp. But yes I definitely want to but I also want to have a bigger pp.
>>34286231Get serious.
>>34286224No
Women, thoughts?
>>34286200Very good album>>34286210How do you talk to women at bars, especially if you don't have anyone to go with to look normal?
>>34286206This is why I just own that I'm 5'11"
>>34286239left body with right tits please
>>34286237What about that hot guy you were talking to?
>>34286239If you can't handle me in my winter bulk you don't deserve me during my summer cut
>>34286243What hot guy
>>34286221when will you get therapy so you can go from miseryposter to averageposter?
>>34286239Notice the one piece swim suit. She's wearing that because she gained weight too and if self conscious about her gut.
>>34286239She made him fat..
>>34286239I don't mind a bit of stomach but that's too doughy and soft looking overall for me
>>34286248SureBut she didnt blow up like the guyAnd usually its the girls who blow up way faster
>>34286247I'm in therapy but the only thing that would make me average is clear skin #backonmybullshit
>>34286254Usually when a guy blows up it's because the girl is cooking for him. Either way I don't understand the mentality of letting yourself go now that you have a spouse.
>>34286223Ask what they're drinking. Ask to dance. Compliment them. Comment on the bar. Casual conversation openers. I had brewers ask my opinion on the local brews they had made once.
>>34286223open with a (genuine) complement and then just talk. you'll feel it if you vibe well with them. people go to bars to be social, so it won't be out of place
>>34286259>the bullying finally workedenjoy your road to normalfaggotry
>>34286232She is either in reality to afford her lip fillers, or at the gym getting thinner.
>>34286246You know the one. How hot did he turn out to be
>>34286261>Ask what they're drinking.this seems reasonable>Ask to dance.i haven't danced in almost 20 years, so i obviously have no idea how to>Compliment them.how do i do this without looking weird?>Comment on the bar.what about the bar?>>34286264>people go to bars to be social, so it won't be out of placebullshit, if you go to any social place without friends you look like a loser freak
Do you guys think throwing up will help me feel calmer and settle this pit in my stomach? I feel nauseous from anxiety.
>>34286240It's not out of place to try and strike up conversation at bars. Let the alcohol calm you.
https://streamable.com/6kci88Would you date a dat fuck chud moid anon?
>>34286233And they were both attractive, biological women? Did they send you photos?
>>34286239I wanna fatten >him up.
>>34286270Try these openers if you can't think of anything.>Some weather we're having huh?>What's your favorite kind of weather?>So, do you like weather?
>>34286271no. you might feel relief but it'll be short lived, plus doing this too much will fuck your teeth up and make you dehydrated, lacking nutrients, etc. which will certainly make your anxiety worse
>>34286271throw up while you gag on my cock through the tears
Turning 21 this year and still no gf...Thankfully, I got a job right out of college, but I don't like it so far (Payroll assistant)Is it over for me?
>>34286278Just once it's only momentary, I know it'll pass but I feel really bad right now. And maybe I'll feel better. I haven't had much to eat, just some water. Idk if I'll be able to get to bed like this.
>>34286270>how do i do this without looking weird?Rizz obviously. Think of something nice and not highly sexual.>what about the bar?Idk, think about the bar. They're all different. Location in town, what they serve, secrets, damage, bartenders, dj, ect.
>>34286282what are you anxious about, anon?
>>34286265I don't think it's going to work>>34286268Who??
Holding femanon in tight hug, as she rests her head in my chest to calm down her anxiety
>>34286271It will make you feel calmer in the moment and for the short term, but it's a very bad habit to develop that will only greatly increase the anxiety in your life. I struggle with nausea from anxiety too, if it's really bad the best thing to do is lay down, sip some water or tea, and put on a movie or something to distract yourself. I spent years making myself throw up and I can't tell you how much I regret it
>>34286284I don't wanna get into it, I just need a fix.
>>34286280You are just a little baby
>>34286283>Rizz obviously. Think of something nice and not highly sexual.this seems doable. ty>Idk, think about the bar. They're all different. Location in town, what they serve, secrets, damage, bartenders, dj, ect.i should have mentioned that i'm 27 and never gone drinking in a bar before
>>34286280I am 23 still no gf and just enrolled in uni. Dw your life isn't over until you're dead.
>>34286282NTA but try nibbling on some plain crackers or toast, or a bit of yogourt. Just a little bit and go slow. It should help settle your stomach
>>34286289part of your anxiety is going to come from avoiding it, unless it is something trauma related you'll probably feel better verbalizing it and exploring it so you can let your mind process it better.>>34286285>I don't think it's going to workhave you told your therapist that, miseryposter? don't let yourself get defeated by placebo
How often do you talk to yourself?
>>34286291Go up to a cute girl and say hey it's my first time here what's good? It's a bullshit question but who cares it's just a conversation starter and you can go from there.
>>34286287Not as a habit just once to calm the nerves. >>34286293I had some bread, I don't feel like putting anything in my mouth right now, I don't have much of an appetite. >>34286294I vented elsewhere already and it hasn't helped much.
>>34286272>Let the alcohol calm youBut then what?
>>34286295I was just telling ny self yesterday to stop talking to my self. It was absurd. I was arguing.
>>34286298>just once to calm the nerves.Ah yes, the classic case of only having anxiety one time and never again.>>34286295All the time as soon as I'm by myself. It's either that or nonstop vocal stimming.
>>34286302It only gets this bad maybe 2 or 3 times a year. I won't do it all the time.
>>34286298>I vented elsewhere already and it hasn't helped much.i'm not saying vent; i'm saying naming the precise shape of your anxiety. you don't even have to do it here, you can do it on your phone or in a text file or something. close your eyes, focus on the feeling of the anxiety, and really probe it. why are you here? what specifically is causing you? do you exist because of uncertainty, or do you exist because of inevitability? your body is like an animal, and you need to comfort it, and you don't comfort an animal by making it throw up, you it by making it feel as secure as possible. so what insecurity is there, and how can you address it, mentally?
>>34286280dont worry bro 10 more years and you'll get a 21 y/o gf efortlessly
>>34286303What do you do the other times in the year? I've been there before too and it's awful but just lock in and wait for it to pass. Do your breathing exercises etc.
>>34286294>have you told your therapist that, miseryposter?I don't think that would be polite
State gender. Would you date someone you can’t be your ultimate true self (maybe even your “private” self) around? For example, say if you’re very hyperactive when you’re by yourself, but tone it down when in public or around people, or for example, very autistic that masks in public but lets go in your safe space.Would you date someone when you have to hold back or mask even a little bit?
>>34286311F, thats an integral part of dating, which is why I don't do it.
>>34286311Not for very long
>>34286295never, I don't get it at all just think like a normal person and also, why would you have to address yourself? thats so fucking weird, gives me intense derangement vibes
>>34286305I know precisely what's causing it and it's illogical to feel this way. I shouldn't care but I do too much. >>34286308I breathe and step outside but it's not doing much. I hate feeling so powerless and uncertain.
>>34286311No, definitely not, and that's why I have so much anxiety around dating because I am masking heavy on dates and it's exhausting.
>>34286320Try a guided mediation right nowWhat's causing it?
>>34286309tsk tsk, miseryposter, how can you expect your therapist to help you if you won't be open about how you feel with them? no wonder you don't think it's going to work, if you don't feel like you can be open. you can even bring up the fact that you are worried about offending them. the whole point of therapy (with a proper therapist anyway) is establishing a secure relationship.>>34286311m, no. being myself is all i want to be, i'd rather not be around people then have to worry about masking or the like, frankly speaking people aren't worth the masks. the only relationship i ever found to actually be worth it was with the one person i could be that way with
>>34286321This is why my best relationship was with my childhood friend. Besides getting to skip all the awkward first impressions when we rekindled, because she knew me when I was a dumb kid there was more “freedom” so to speak.
>>34286323I tell her a lot it's not really my concern if it works I just need to get through whatever we're doing
>>34286274Yes and yes
>>34286311MNo that's dumb, It'll show eventually and your relationship will blow up quickly. It's better to just be authentic from the start and make them be attracted to you and not a façade of you
>>34286271yeah, when I'm feeling very nauseous I often make myself throw up and it really helps in most cases remember that nausea is your body trying to get something out that it thinks is making you sick, depriving it of this purging attempt won't make it any better your body is trying to make sure that whatever makes you feel like this isn't something you've eaten by emptying your stomach - let it so it can cross off that possibility and move on to other possible solutions
>>34286311MI tried this for 6 years and it was fucking miserable, isolating and damaging for both of us. No, never again
>>34286324Man I wish I had that. Friends to lovers seems like the obvious best way to get into a relationship. Dating now feels so backwards. Kissing on the first or second date, sex by the 3rd or 4th. It feels like that should all come after, but if you don't make a move you just fall into the friendzone or get ghosted.
>>34286311I'm not even going to try to mask. I'm going to want to match energy if I really like someone.
>>34286329But it’s not a facade, there’s just levels. Here’s a small example , one of my things is randomly singing out loud for minutes on end. It can be annoying, as I’ve gotten in arguments with my mom about it.I hold it back in public because why would I do that out loud in public, I’d be a nuisance. I tell people I like singing, but they don’t know how I do it at home. If you were me, would you continue the singing habits when dating (assuming you’re living with your SO) or just hold it back a little bit?
>>34286333imagine actually believing this absolute drivel
WomenWould you sleep with a random man if you were guaranteed to meet the love of your life afterwards?MenWould you accept being cursed to never be able to sleep with a woman more than once, no matter how much you love her, because she immediately meets the love of her life afterwards?
>>34286320knowing and understanding are different. i know lights use electricity, i do not understand how lights use electricity (well i do but hopefully you get the idea). a helpful exercise might first be acknowledging that your anxiety is completely logical: something is potentially a way you don't want it to be (or it IS a way you don't want it to be), and there's nothing that you can do right now to resolve it. you can have opinions on how you ought to feel about 'it', but the fact you're anxious about it is as logical as anything else in your brain, it's the feeling you get when your body believes it is cornered (either literally or situationally, your brain doesn't consider the difference at this level)
>>34286311Female, you should obviously feel safe to be more open and vulnerable with your partner, but outside of the bedroom sometimes holding back to some degree is just a part of being respectful and loving. I can still be myself without acting on every impulse or voicing every thought in my head
>>34286337Imagine a modern woman putting up with a man not wanting to by physical with his "gf".
>>34286335I sing in my car a lot and sometimes hum in the grocery store and dance a little bit. I would not want to change that.
>>34286338>WomenWould you sleep with a random man if you were guaranteed to meet the love of your life afterwards?How is this different from me hooking up with different men and then keeping in contact with one of them? That’s just normal casual sex life.
>>34286338F, no thanks
>>34286323>the only relationship i ever found to actually be worth it was with the one person i could be that way withWhat happened
>>34286338No, I know cleaner luck spells with henna and it worked once.
>>34286341imagine thinking you should rush and force physical intimacy to but on an act to keep someone arounddisturbing display of deranged dumbness
>>34286338If this happened men would control access to sex overnight. Women would be approaching any dude on the street and begging them to sleep with her.
>>34286325and then what?
>>34286347if you already met the love of your life, why aren't you dating them?
>>34286350I dunno, I put in the work and try and control myself
>>34286335>I tell people I like singingIf you've done this then it shouldn't come as a surprise to people who get to know you past the surface level>if you were me, would you continue the singing habits when datingYeah I'd still do it. If your SO is really stressed or busy, I wouldn't do it at that moment but if you're going on a road trip and listening to some tunes, then I'd say it's appropriate and (at least for me) charming
Why does sex matter so much to relationships, yet, if for some reason your SO can no longer have sex (magic spell, disability, etc), or sex at normal level, people say they’ll stay with their SO? Does sex suddenly not matter anymore or is it something else?
I attract evil women
Men, which one would be more effective at making you adhere to safety guidelines? >use safety goggles to protect your eyes >you can't hear titties
>>34285447M>Please get me pregnant
>>34286355all humans are evil by definition
>>34286346her then-unresolved problems combining in weird ways with my then-unresolved problems, together with an unholy dose of arrogance (donated by yours truly) forced us apart
>>34286356"not using protection is gay"
>>34286355At least you attract women
>>34286361I miss worthy opponent gf
>>34286354because at first, sex is what differentiates a friendship from a romantic relationship but after having spent considerable amounts of time together, having gone through many things together and having merged your lives together, not rubbing your genitals together should no longer be such an integral element to why you care about each other that not doing it anymore nullifies the connection
>>34286364True, I should be grateful, just had an older woman call me boy and got a chub
Someone on FB sent me this without any captions. What's the joke here?
>>34286365why? are you so bored you crave another annihilation?
>>34286367Makes sense. So are people in a dead bedroom in a need of perspective change?
>>34286370One has a jewish father, one has a Chinese father.
>>34286370the joke is that you're a gooner and interact with other gooners
>>34286371Things are good and I remember that I can win
>>34286374>>34286373I genuinely don't understand
What’s it like being a lonely virgin or low-n count man with a decent paying job? Do you not socialize at work ? Dont want to pay for prostitutes? Don’t want to travel or anything?
>>34286372people considering ending a relationship over a dry spell just tell on themselves and their connection because it clearly shows that the main reason they were sticking around is to use the other person as a sex toy and all the other aspects aren't important enough to keep the relationship alive for them in comparison which is why it's so disgusting if someone ends a relationship over no sex when there's kids involved since wanting to be a team to be there for your children and taking care of them together should never be more important than someone reliably getting you off but some people seem to have extremely skewed priorities
>>34286380Don't mind them. They are not lab grown flesh sleeper agents waiting for my command are you crazy?
>>34286375aha, so the second you're not absolutely miserable you're fully on board with and actively craving risking that tiny sliver of peace again? and then you wonder why you never get any lasting peace...
>>34286380>Do you socialize at work?Yes with a lesbian, we both like vocaloids so we talk about that and video games.>Don't want to pay for protstitues?That's immoral... I'd rather be a virgin...>Don't want to travel or anything?I've traveled, its a hassle, I'm very content at home.
>>34286338>Would you sleep with a random man if you were guaranteed to meet the love of your life afterwards?No, I would not sleep around casually.>>34286354I'd be crushed if my partner did not want to have sex with me. Him wanting me is a big part of what makes me feel good about my physical appearance - it makes me feel sexy, desirable and ultimately it is part of how I feel wanted and loved in my relationship. It would be difficult to stay in a relationship when I feel bad about myself all the time.If his lack of interest in sex came because of no fault of my part, or if he wanted to have sex but physically couldn't, I would not mind it as much and would not feel quite as bad. I'd miss sex, but I'd miss him much more so I'd just stay with him.
>>34286351>He hasn't met me.>I respect his privacy more.
>>34286380110k/yr. Lonely virgin. It sucks.>Do you not socialize at work?I do during lunch and it's sometimes the highlight of my entire day. But usually I'm working at work, and there's no single women in my age range there.>Dont want to pay for prostitutes?Not really, no. I've made it this far without sex, I don't need it that bad so I'd rather wait to actually earn it.>Don’t want to travel or anything?I'd love to travel with a partner but solo doesn't appeal to me as much. Someday though.
>>34286388ahahahaha, holy shiiiit
>>34286135
>>34286385Only for you
>>34286392I'll leave that to interpretation. Cinderellas only for the Zach.
>>34286392>clean foot thoroubly>gemini starIs this supposed to be impressive?
>>34286311>Would you date someone when you have to hold back or mask even a little bit?F. I did in the past and it made me feel miserable and lonely. I am very happy now dating someone as silly as me, being around him feels really easy.>>34286239Based, she must be a good cook.
hello FOIDS how has your BINGO BRUNCH copeseshs been going
>>34286394Forgot to log out of your trip there, champ
>>34286393how very foolish of you, try developing a modicum of self preservation instinct pls
Flirting with misandrists to make them hate me more
Wizards, would you date a very very low libido women who is great outside the bedroom? Borderline dead bedroom libido
>>34286397wtf is a music bingo brunch?
>>34286397ask BV
>>34286401I actually don't know, would you at least jerk me off? I have a pretty high libido
>>34286401Absolutely. My libido isn't very high as is but Is jorkin it every so often allowed if I can't get pussy from her?
>>34286399But I have all this freshly harvested yummy light to be devoured
>>34286397MI'd actually go to one of these but I don't live in a very urban area so it's probably a lot of women I wouldn't be attracted to. If I lived in SF, NY, LA, or Seattle, there's probably a healthy amount of women who are just really busy or struggle to socialize who are really cool and attractive, but alas
Men, would you go to a place in spain, where the women feel no pain? https://youtu.be/uocwH-hNgmw
>>34286380no interest in casual sex, hate the dating process too much to build intimacy. bit of a cursed existence but it is what it is.
>>34286398Don't know what you are talking about. You honestly need to stop filling your head with bullshit about every nice person turning out to be a horrible person. Had that been true the cashier at a grocery store should tell you to go fuck yourself every time you grab your groceries to leave the store. Do we live in such a world? No. Then nice people exist.
>>34286397Oh I didn't go. I got it refunded. I also looked at another local event and it was actually the same story.>Tickets sold by gender>Female tickets sold out>Male tickets still massively availableSo I didn't go to that either.
>>34286380I'm working remotely. And there are no women under 50, or single women. Regardless, I wouldn't want to approach anyone because I don't want to get fired.Paying for an escort wouldn't get me a girlfriend. It still remains an option for when I'll eventually decide to be done with the hope of having a relationship, and I'm thankfully almost there.
>>34286406so spend it on yourself for ONCE IN YOUR LIFE ffs
>>34286410>Had that been true the cashier at a grocery store should tell you to go fuck yourself every time you grab your groceries to leave the store.Are you assuming that doesn't happen to me on a daily basis?
Find a single flaw.
>>34286380>Do you not socialize at work?Not really, but my work is 90% men and 90% 40+.>Dont want to pay for prostitutes?Would rather eat glass.>Don’t want to travel or anything?It's expensive to travel, and I'd rather save up for a little hut of my own than blow a chunk of my yearly earnings on an experience I don't even have anyone to share it with.
>>34286416She competed in the Olympics that ran out of condoms
>>34286416your penis looks like a turd
>>34286416>piercing
>>34286401I think I'd just feel hollow and even more depressed.
>>34286413Just wait until I become an infinite light generator, then I’ll save you…
>>34286416I don't like the placement of her piercing. Feels a bit too iffy to me. I'd much rather it be her lips or her nose than on her gums.
>>34286422very silly of you, but I'm glad you're feeling ok
>>34286416mole
>>34286416>Find a single flaw.She's not bouncing on my cock
>>34286414"That'll be 19.99 plus tax, thank you for your order and have a good day."What makes you think nice people don't exist?(Yeah well they're doing it, because they are paid)FOR FUCKING 8.25 AN HOUR ANON?
>>34286397>implying they didn't make tickets for women $15 and tickets for men $100These events are only profitable if men finance them.
>>34286411Seriously? Where the hell do you live?
There is a girl in my class who I’ve “known” for some time now and we chat every now and then. We hung out together once but it was very casual. Some time later I told her we should hang out again and she said yes. Do I need to specify at some point if it’s a date?
>>34286380Kinda cool cause every office worker anime is basically "literally me"
>>34286425I’ve been working hard to process stuff. It has been very hard desu, lots of awful things, but I think it’s going towards somethingMiss you lots, I hope you’re okay too
>>34286427Horny jail, now
>>34286428That's not nice that's just desperation
>>34286431maybe post it another 67 times to cure your autism
>>34286397Couldn't imagine attending something so cringe. I imagine all the women would be aggressive type A's and the men would be gays in denial or giga autists who got pushed into it by their mothers
>>34286435Oh yeah sure. I have had two cats so far. One was mean as hell and bit me all the time and the other was sweet as ever can be. Both were equally fed. NICENESS EXISTS.
>>34286438Animal abuse laws exist
>>34286397Speed dating is where only the men are single.
>>34286432I always thought Ryoji Kaji was literally me until he had sex with Misato and when they redid the anime they made the gay overtones way more pronounced rather than a dude just fucking around to freak out a teenager.
Weirdo.
>>34286439If you can't look past your god damn skepticism, I'm sorry I can't help you.
>>34286438>he really thinks character depends on diet oh dear
>>34286440Men don't do them anyway, mainly because you spend money, get not hits and the hits you do get the girls flake and you never hear from them again or they are straight up rude, insult you, then block you for expecting them to go on a date. But they are all still better than the dine and dashers.
>>34286416Knowing modern women and how horny athletes are, she’s probably very promiscuous bouncing from cock to cock
>>34286433that's good to hear, at least one of us is getting somewhere, lol
>>34286445If you can't look past your god damn skepticism, I'm sorry I can't help you.
>>34286446Sounds like a description of BlueValkyrie.
Whales are blue.
>>34286444I don't even know what you're trying to convince me of, there's no point to being nice when every example you gave there are repercussions for not being nice:>rude to a customer at a minimum wage jobFIRED>not feeding an animalpotential jail time, fines, and social falloutBeing nice is nothing more than an extension of prevent revenge, that's it. It isn't true niceness.
>>34286451Only some.
>>34286453The one we got here is blue.
>>34286449how high are you?
>>34286452wow something intelligent, that's new
I think I'm actually depressedI'm 24 and my memory has gotten worse in the last few months, I go to work and just aimlessly write code or have AI do it; there's no thinking and little fulfillment, I just tell it to not do that, do this instead etc. I've gained like 15 pounds in the same time frame. The little contact I did have with my handful of friends is completely severed and I'm very disappointed in myself for not putting any effort into dating even though I'm likeable, funny, and attractive and it almost seems wasteful to not be dating
>>34286448How are you feeling today? This side usually comes out when you’re exhausted or feeling better than usual
>>34286458>last few monthsit boggles my mind how someone can live past the age of ten and not be chronically depressed
State genderState your favorite sailor
>>34286458there is an empire beneath the ocean, very advanced, they adopt anyone smart enough to find them, you just have to look.
>>34286430I live around the 37th major metropolitan area inside the united states.
>>34286464There isn't. Not yet. But we will make one.
>>34286463the cute one in the middle, but I never watch. I'm super interested in foids who like sailor moon though.
>>34286458You know what would cheer you up? A 40 of malt liqour, mcdonalds, with a tub of ice cream!But realistically you need time away from screens, if your job is sitting at a computer 8 hours a day you should strive to spend saturday and sunday away from both your phone and personal computer, if you MUST use your phone and/or computer (pick one) then do it on sunday to play your video games or do w/e you want to do. The rest of your free time you should be reading, exercising, or sleeping. You'll feel better probably in 4 or 5 months. Read whatever you want, hell you don't even have to read, do something analog (aka no screens or electricity) you've always wanted to do.
>>34286464that sounds amazing, I want to rest under the waves
>>34286362What problems?
>>34286462I've been depressed since about 12 years old but this is more like depression + a disappointment with the state of things. As a kid I knew I was powerless but I thought as an adult I'd have more control. That was a lie and there are forces who are ever-present and are always plotting how they will ruin my life because this existence is not for me>>34286464Do I have to do drugs to get there? I will if necessary
>>34286472>there are forces who are ever-present and are always plotting how they will ruin my life because this existence is not for meoh yeah, I know that feelit's unironically so over, my condolences
>>34286466RAPTURRREEEEEEE!!!A CITY WHERE THE ANON WOULD NOT FEAR THE CENSURE!WHERE THE FEMANON WOULD NOT BE BOUND BY PETTY MORALITY!WHERE THE SMALL WOUND NOT BE BATHED AND SOCIALIZED BY THE GREAT!AND WITH THE SWEAT OF YOUR BROW, RAPTURE COULD BE WHERE YOU POST FROM AS WELL!
>>34286469I do those but I find very little energy or see any point in trying to do anything creative or fun when there are people trying to steal my livelihood from me and kill me
hello men.
>>34286476Hello fellow man
>>34286416Creepy piercing.
Women when was your most recent rape fantasy?
>>34286476but I'm a woman
>>34286475>when there are people trying to steal my livelihood from me and kill meUh what... How did we end up in 'Nam?
>>34286476Why is there a wo- infront of woman?
>>34286481THERE ARE RULES
>>34286463M1>3>2>5>4
>>34286401I'm sure she's very nice and all, but really what would be the point of having a girlfriend if you can't have sex with her? Might as well keep doing my own thing.
>>34286463Serena and Lita.
>>34286460I just put "cancel all my future appointments" on my to do list, so in a way my hopelessness has reached new levels but it also feels slightly relieving to give up on trying to fix this mess I'm so tired of it all but I also don't really feel like ranting or venting
>>34286484Okay, I get why people like Fern now <3
>>34286481I'm not in Nam. I'm in a techno feudalist, accelerationist, soon-to-be neo communist shithole that is the JEWSA
>>34286463MI liked Tuxedo Mask as a kid, I thought he was cool.
Should I lie about my age on the dating apps? I look younger than I am
>>34286401Probably. Depends on how dead in the bedroom and how great outside the bedroom. If she checked literally every one of my boxes but just wasn't good at sex then absolutely yes, if she was just a good friend but literally always refused sex then probably not (but I'd still be her friend).
>>34286491With an attitude like that you sounds like the future you deserve!
>>34286443talking to yourself again?
Wait dating apps don't require you to show them your ID? That is insane.
men are like corn and women are like salt and butter... you might think one is better than the other but you still have to combine them to get something edible. Can you now see negative space?
Who was the hot guy I was talking to though
Why do young people prefer consuming Anime and manga instead of American comics?
>>34286494If you ask me I think lying is always bad, why would you start off a new relationship with a lie? Also, its funny I say that because women tend to lie a lot but I don't think its something that at least I would do.
>>34286476Hi. Hope you are having a good day.
>>34286498You don't want women to be safe from killers and rapists??
>>34286488Yeah. Have some meme loot I got from flirting with misandrists on Twitter
>>34286447Her father said she doesn't have a bf yet. She's pure.
>>34286500In here? Me, I'm the hottest guy on /atoga/
>>34286500That was me but I was craving a hot dog.
>>34286499true but unfortunately the corn has rotten, the butter has gone rancid and the samt has been spilled so no matter how you try to combine it, the end result is still going to be something appalling that will make you throw up
>>34286501American comics is just cringe and once you've read 1 or 2 of them you've read them all. I'm not interested in reading batman as a British coal mine owner battle a jack the ripper joker its just the same story different dressing.
>>34286505I want to. That is why I think people should show their ID to create a dating profile. I never used these apps so I don't how they work.
>>34285407M or FThoughts on new Eva series?
>>34286506>poeticnarcissistI was gonna take that personally but at least she knows what she is
>>34286499>men are like corn>me finding >him in the cornfield
>>34286508I'm afraid that goes to the guy here who has long emo hair and looks like he has battles scares on his body along with 6 pack abs. That ain't either of us anon, so no.
>>34286506people flirt on twatter?
I despise the modern world. I despise the internet. I hate it.
>>34286513MI don't know, I'm kinda hyped but also kinda wish they'd leave the IP alone and do something else.
>>34286505You are extremely far from the truth. Women feel extremely unsafe around me due to my autism and what they hear on the news about mass murderers and pedos with autism. They have this fear that an autistic guy is so mentally impaired he'll treat a gun like a toy and think he is playing with a fake gun shooting people when he is really shooting people. That kind of fear is what is prevalent of autistic people like myself. I know my therapist told me not to mention my autism, but I thought I should let that out for clarification.
>>34286514A well deserved title >>34286517Yeah and it’s cringe, I do it for the love of the game (activating neurons of repressed people)
>>34286523I'm a high functioning autist and I have to ask, is it obvious you are autistic or do you tell people you are autistic? Because I don't and people treat me like normal and the most they say is that I'm "a little off", "a little weird", or "eccentric".
>be ugly>get a crush on an extremely pretty person>feel like a creep stalker for itwho else
>>34286524>shake speardo you think he's called that because he comes from a long like of gooners?
>>34286529expect nothing, hope for everything>>34286530It wasn't his real name lol, he invented pen names
>>34286529Fyess all the time
>>34286529that seems to be an universal experience, yes
>>34286530No, it's because he was actually black.
>>34286529just coom. cooming solves all problems. if you coom in them you can't be a stalker.
>>34286530His work has dick jokes.
>>34286530Personally I believe he was just the pen name for a long, long series of gooners. Lady MacBeth is the OG “I can fix her”. At least I felt that way when I first read MacBeth. I could’ve been her consort…
>>34286532don't ruin my joke like that you rude moid
>>34286527People can kind of tell you are autistic if you see entire groups of people going to a party, and then you are left out, and when you ask about it they make a proven argument how you were nonsensical for even wanting it to begin with. However, all these nonsensical things they do without oddly adds up with the people in our world not knowing. Kind of like we are seeing people turn into ghosts and back to humans when our parents, therapists, and teachers aren't there. Kind of a problem we have to face ourselves, which is what it is.
>>34286529>>34286533>>34286534You guys know its okay to like someone if they are pretty and you are ugly, its only natural for people to like pretty people despite how you look, there's no need to broadcast this or feel bad about it....
>>34286542liking them is natural, acting on those feelings is basically rape
>>34286541You want to go to parties? I actively hate being invited to parties. How are you asking about it? You aren't just trying to invite yourself are you?
>>34286529>be socially-inept avoidant autist>get a crush on a very social girl with a warm personalitythat's my equivalent
How do I deal with eye bags? It’s getting bad
>>34286548Every troll's gotta have a goal :^)
>>34286544thisif youve ever seen the raw fear and discomfort on a girls face after she realizes that you're asking her out you'd get it
>>34286507>woman>pure>using no bf as proofOh my sweet sweet summer child
>>34286545No one has known how I felt in college or high school when a group of my classmates bragged about their sex lives and having fun at concerts and parties that I was left out of all the time. The answer is yes anon. However my presence makes people feel like if they invite me they have to invite their entire family and the school they are in and the cops. It is a sort of selectivity autistic people are thrown out of... Possibly due to our childish nature. God, if a lot of incels knew how to deal with that situation the way I do, so much suicidal behavior would be prevented. But yeah, you're essentially the odd one out and your goal in school is to turn into Lisa Simpson.
>>34286550wear sunglasses
>>34286550If you're a girl, they're cute. If you're a guy, no one cares or notices.
https://youtu.be/uEY0WcOsxJg
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
>>34286555Can’t afford them, need prescription >>34286558Okay cool, but I care
>>34286562do you not know what temu is?
>>34286554I think you're too fixated on it. You're trying to open a door that is locked at the moment and instead of going through the window you're waiting for the door to be unlocked for you. The problem is, no one is going to unlock the door for you, so you need to either look for that key and improve your social skills or just accept the fact that we're different and do your own thing and go your own way, but I will warn you, you'll be lonely a lot but in time, trial, and effort you'll figure something out.Parties are kinda lame, just people talking, drinking, being loud, loud music, loud noises, not fun imo. I'd rather sit quietly in a park and read by myself.
>>34286562Well I don't care. Hope this helps.
>>34286559Oh wow you are depressed
>>34286563No daddy can you show me please :3
>>34286569nice try but I'm actually mommy
>>34286561F? Sounds cute
>>34286570trans-daddy :^)
>>34286571mhm imagine bell bottom dungarees and still having hope <3>>34286572how dare you
>>34286550Water and quit smoking.
>>34286573Sorry, Traddy :^)
>>34286576I will flail you, cut out your eye bags and tape them to the town square
Is bouldering a quintessential "early to mid 30s white male with no personality" activity?
>>34286570O-oh
>>34286573>imagine bell bottom dungareesWith docs?
>>34286554>However my presence makes people feel like if they invite me they have to invite their entire family and the school they are in and the cops.At least I could validate in triplicate that I was a target because people were intimidated by my looks since they were all uglier than me or worse off.
>>34286574Yeah, those are two big changes I can do. I really should quit smoking
>>34286580All of the climbing videos I've watched have a lot of cute fit girls in the background. A lot of them are asians too. The gyms are expensive though and I already have enough expensive hobbies.https://youtu.be/WDnVtUfxyzY
>>34286583mom, mom, mommy
>>34286506Kek>that reminds me:"Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it's all a male fantasy: that you're strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren't catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you're unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.">Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride
>>34286564True, but it would be a bit refreshing if I knew someone else besides just Zach my entire life. My brothers don't even open up to me as much as they do to each other. What are we? Background characters in people's lives?
>>34286590Rude asf
>>34286579Kinky, Traddy :D
>>34286564> I'd rather sit quietly in a park and read by myself.Nigga, no offense but you ain't the type who should be giving advice
>>34285407What's it like having a woman so into you that when you pull out for dick she leans back into it because she wants it that badly?
>>34286602sybau gooner
>>34286593We are just people set up differently did you know that 1/3rd of the USA's population is adhd our autistic? Soon it'll be half if they don't figure it out and maybe by the time we are old enough we will be the majority and they'll be the weird people in a weird society.But if your having trouble with socializing even with your own family (I have no idea how old your Brother's are) maybe reach out to autistic groups or services that can help train you to interact with normies better? I can't really help because I've been in a position where I've always kinda been just good with people, a little stiff or a little stifled, but not enough where it really hampered me. Well that's a little bit of a lie, usually on the rare case that I feel a lot of pressure and freak the fuck out most people just nope out of my life. But if your willing to look for help or guidance there are people, books, videos, and other things you can do to bridge this gap. You just need to accept that we're sadly different and play into our strengths.>>34286600What's wrong with reading in the park? I have friends I just rarely hang out with them.
I genuinely hate white people. The more I interact with them, the more I read about their past and current history I realize how truly demonic they are.
>>34286602I was wearing a condom with an ex and then we were making out, condom still on my dick, then she took off the condom and started putting my dick back inside her lol. It was pretty funny at the time because she was very paranoid about getting pregnant. Not that night though
>>34286607>What's wrong with reading in the park? I have friends I just rarely hang out with them.That's exactly why you're not qualified to give advice on interpersonal relationships.
Will I still pull on tinder if I just have pics by myself?
>>34286612You're not curious how I still have friends if I rarely hang out with them? Don't most normies lose those friends if they don't hang out a bunch during the week?
>>34286596thats how I roll baby >>34286598stop dragging me into your fetish content fishing pls >>34286585mayhaps or maybe bare feet depending on the circumstances
>>34286615>stop dragging me into your fetish content fishing plsMy what?
>>34286615>babyDon’t make me pull out the mistress card pls
>>34286613Depends on if they are well crafted pictures and you are dressed well in them.
>>34286618No I’m just anglemaxxing my looks in a hoodie
>>34286619You're not gonna pull bro.
hands and feet look weird when you don't see the face of the person they are connected too, I'm always struck at how sausage-like and wristless a lot of women are despite body weight, its bizarre to me.
>>34286621What do I need?
>>34286615>mayhapshell yeah. Are you a part of your local scene at all?
>>34286627Stop being in a hoodie. Wear real clothes.
>>34286627A shirtless pic while you're doing an activity. But you have to be hot first.
>>34286631Seems stupid to put on my real clothes to also take mirror selfies >>34286632Seems a bit whorish and I’m not ripped
>>34286634Well tinder is for whores and only ripped dudes pull on it, so you're not gonna pull bro.
>>34285407https://vocaroo.com/14Wxu2OEr4RS
>>34286502I know of 2 girls who lied about their age on those apps, so why shouldn't I do the same? Granted, it could give me a bad reputation. However, they also say a bad reputation is one's biggest asset.
Do I post more thirst trap type photos on tinder and then more personable photos on hinge or can I have personable photos on tinder as well?
>>34286637Unlucky them I guess
>>34286451is this some blue whale cult codespeak you fucking fag
Sure wish the radio would stop playing Glycerine
>>34286649DONT LET THE DAAAAAAAAAAAYS GOOOOO BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>34286649Don't let the days go byyyy
>>34286651>>34286652Makes me cry every time, so dumb lol
>>34286614Normies kind of have friends for utility reasons. Or like they isolate from everyone and am only friends with one girl and it is this introverted relationship that is beautiful that is about true niceness no one can know. Still though people don't know niceness can exist despite that happening.
I've been involuntarily snapping my neck to the right since childhood and sometimes it hurts like a bitch for a while. I might have Tourette's.
Are you following the story of Punch?
>>34286614You'll understand in time. Doing the bare minimum is nothing to be proud of.
>>34286659I already cried today. No thank you.
>>34286659aw cute monkeys :D
>>34286661He is doing much better now>>34286662Here is a picture of him looking like an incel :)
>>34286661You're gonna have more times where you cry Blue. Gotta get tough some day. Just saying.
>>34286660I find people who are like that... Usually tending to be the first ones to fuck off from people the moment one of them embarrass themselves. I don't know anon, but people who value niceness over embarrassment, seeing the quality of being human in others is what I prefer most of all.
>>34286660Though how can you really know if someone truly would get fucked if they're just a dork?
Women, why do you want to kiss men after they cum in your mouth?
>>34286678talking to the same gender that reads yaoi like the bible. ofc we wanna see cum in a guys mouth its hot hes like an uke or something LMAO
Should I lie about my age on Tinder
>>34286680Sure why not
>>34286679What do you do if he refuses?
Women, do you prefer getting fucked or to be the one doing the fucking?
>>34286683Bro you need to play with women. Yes there'll be a few times when women get too freaky, but let a woman have fun with you.
Women, why was hookup culture generally seen as a positive by millennial women, but largely rejected by zoomer women?>males, please don't answer this.
>>34286680By how much?
>>34286689cause millenials were the result of having been raised by free love hippie gen x and boomers but gen z is the result of having grown up in insane surveillance and cancel culture times for millennial teenagers, not everything they did with brad at that one party was filmed and uploaded for their whole school to see, instantly ruining their whole reputation forever
>>34286233Sarge, you pulled another femanon?
>>34286684Do riding count as doing the fucking?
>>34286693Yeah
>>34286693Yes, if you're the one controlling the motion.
>>34286689Because moids got much worse in bed over time due to microplastics
>>34286693Honestly if you control the pace it almost does.
felt cute, might delete myself later
>>34286683id say thats fair, but if you wont indulge in my kinks i wont indulge in his and if thats the end of our relationship so be it
I hope she says yes...
>>34286692No, I don’t want to do that
>>34286689Extreme supervision. It’s also why the porn/sex have become more intense/hardcore/weird.
>>34286700to the dress?
>>34286694>>34286695Then both. To be honest I’m still virgin lol
>>34286701good boy
>>34286702How does that make any sense?
>>34286689i think beofre the internet got big women didnt have to deal with crazy unrealistic beauty standards every day and probably werent as insecure about their bodies, because i can def say im too insecure about my body to ever wanna show it to someone like that, and im not even fat or nothing its because im not as flawless as girls online and lord knows guys my age are all looking at those perfect girls online
>>34286706How doesn’t it make sense?
>>34286705Stop lewding me pls
>>34285407
>>34286710my bad g
>>34285407men, are yall disgusted at us when we are on our periods? or do you just not think about it
>>34286709I don't understand the connection between "supervision" (whatever that's supposed to mean anyway) and porn/sex becoming more hardcore.
>>34286712>still doing itThe classics make it worse
>>34286714nta but repression always leads to sublimation
>>34286713Disgusted, no. Pissed off because you're acting like a bitch, yes. Mostly I don't draw the connection between your behaviour and the fact that you might have been PMSing, until later after the fact.
>>34286716I'm getting groceries, need anything?
>>34286718lmao i get that, i wish that you guys rlly would understand how uncontrollably it is though
>>34286721Wowa. I would like one schneeschieber pls
>>34286713Lol, no, periods just make it a bit harder to take your wacky meme gender seriously
>>34286724uhm, but winter is over
>>34285407M or FIs it ever too late?
>>34286726No it’s snowed today a lot, I took a video. Was very pretty and basierend
>>34286725meme gender lol?? thats funny but men are wacky too yk
>>34286714When sexual urges are being oppressed in any way, the type of sex/porn respond accordingly. Usually what society see as taboo. Increased parental supervision led to incest porn, choking etc. Catholic girls do anal, a classic. In Middle East torture and scat. In japan it’s bukkake and piss. List goes on and change over time as society changes
>>34286731>basierend unacceptable speech moment my brother is currently in canada, you could stalk him
>>34286735I loik that word >stalkI thought he was crippled. Where he at
>>34286736erm, no he's not, we have excellent surgeons hereafaik he was last seen in edmonton but he might have gone lost in the mountains since then
>>34286733NTA. Where'd gen z's interest in cuckolding and trannies/sissification come from?
I want to fuck her so bad. I want to writhe around inside her and make her cum
>>34286742
>>34286741nta but from dating having gone down the gutter for anyone failing to pretend to be perfect in every way
>>34286732>thats funny but men are wacky too ykWdym? We are the normal default gender.
>>34286741every kink has exploded in popularity since the rise of the internet and being a pervert is cool apparently idk mfs just larp whatevers cool
>>34286714How are zoomers more supervised than millennials were? If anything people work longer hours now than in the 2000s. You could argue they're more supervised by their peers though.
>>34286740Oh wow I could actually find him for real. Noting this down. Marry fuck kill out of these 4
>>34286748Don't ask me. I'm not the one who claimed that.
>>34286746ngga dont u got a niece to rape or something
>>34286747So if every fetish has increased, how does that support your thesis that fetishes are a response to whatever is taboo at a particular time?
>>34286749kill ullafuck marsmarry avorioncancel desireenow u
>>34286751My bad. >>34286702
>>34286741Cuckholding has been around long before zoomers. All the way back to the 60s, assume it goes further back. It’s a response to societal gender roles like 1 woman 1 man relationships. Sissification goes back even further, maybe mid 1800s. Response to men being insulted as feminine, usually around sports that was considered manly by society at the time. turns out men wanted to be feminine and men really wanted to fuck feminine men. Trans are just people identifying as man/woman. My wife is a sex therapist so I know some of the basic stuff
>>34286754Marry Mars, she is schizoFuck Ulla, blonde and the OP (aura, slightly intimidating)KILL DESIREE findom is so gayCancel Avorion, she is meanI ruined my algorithm for you I hope you are happy
>>34286752No, I have no one to rape. Also, you're generally shorter, so looking down on you, silly lil foids, just feels more natural.
>>34286749>that picSo MaleDom is ironically more feminist than FemDom?
I wonder what the coming generations will grow up to think the word "algorithm" means. I'm sure it will piss me off.
>>34286760your ruined algorithm gives me a boner
>>34286763the algorithm loves you
>>34286742>I want to fuck her so bad. Understandable...>I want to writhe around inside heralso understandable...>and make her cumbut you fucking her will not make that happen.
>>34286764Reminds me of Ohs
>>34286761are you flirting with me now
>>34286748Millennials were the last generation of what we call latchkey kids. Left alone before and after school. Little to no supervision except the classic be home for dinner and bedtime. No phones no way to find your kids. Zoomers are driven/walked to school, have their lunch prepared. Their feelings checked in on at all times. Being tracked by phones at all times. Stay more at home due to parental supervision, get to do less on their own for much longer
>>34286758>Cuckholding has been around long before zoomers. All the way back to the 60s, assume it goes further back.Sure, but it was niche. Now it's one of the most prominent fetishes.
>>34286770No. Because of internet it’s more in the open.
>>34286767I just witnessed a store worker accidentally kicking over a tower of produce and he was so fucking mad he slapped the packages when putting them back 10/10 experience, the poor creature
>>34286768You have an inflated sense of self-importance and ego. I'm just stating my opinion and explaining my point of view.
>>34286771So how do you determine whether a fetish is being driven by a taboo or the internet?
>>34286758>My wife is a sex therapist so I know some of the basic stuffStardew?
>>34286772Hm your life is kind of a movie. I wish you recorded him and said he got mogged by produce
>>34286773awww youre so cute im sorry im not interested little guy but aww
>>34286778yeah, a netflix special on mental illness maybe >filmed it sorry, I'm not a creepthis reminded me of the downfall of the mayans
>>34286741Cuck fetishes are as old as humanity itself. They're a distortion of a more or less universal instinct. If another man fucks your woman, the most effective way to prevent her from getting pregnant by him is to immediately fuck her yourself. (Humans have a surprisingly large number of biological adaptations that facilitate that). So men have evolved to get aroused when they're jealous. Many couples who don't get into actual cuckolding still play with that instinct a little bit: deliberately generating a little bit of jealousy in order to increase desire. Full-blown cuckolding is just a more extreme version of that: deliberately engineering infidelity in order to generate jealousy and arousal.
>>34286762>So MaleDom is ironically more feminist than FemDomUnironically
>>34286782That's why human dicks have flared glands, to scoop out rival semen
>>34286782thanks now I want to cuck a moid
>>34286781The basedgod heralded the downfall of the mayans or the man’s tanty? Lil B is in India rn spreading positivity
>>34286780>im not interestedYet you're the one who kept asking and replying. I accept your concession, lil liar.
>>34286770As the other anon said: nearly all fetishes have existed for hundreds or even thousands of years. It's just that now you actually about them; 40 years ago, most people with a fetish thought they were the only one. There's a famous book called "Psychopathia Sexualis" by Richard Freiherr von Krafft-Ebing which details a large number of paraphilias. That was published in 1886. It's not a new phenomenon.
>>34286786both actually >in india I sure hope he doesn't spread anything else...also, I just had a meeting with oke of my handlers and she called one of my other handlers to tell him to do his job and he was acting all sussy and she sticked her tongue out at him over the phone, it was pretty funny but I think he hates me now thanks to her, so thats suboptimal
>>34286787
>>34286784>That's why human dicks have flared glands, to scoop out rival semenIndeed, yes. It's also the reason why only about 10% of spermatozoa are actually capable of fertilising an egg. The job of the others is to prevent sperms from other men from reaching it. >>34286785>now I want to cuck a moidWe know.
>>34286790>handlersErm, new developments. You have multiple now? Was he scared she was gonna pull up?
What should I (M) have my sub (F) do the next time I see her? If a suggestion is sufficiently creative, I *might* post a photo of it on a red board....
>>34286789That's seems to contradict what was stated here. >>34286733>Increased parental supervision led to incest porn, choking etc. Catholic girls do anal, a classic. In Middle East torture and scat. In japan it’s bukkake and piss. List goes on and change over time as society changes
>>34286795it was always multiple but those are two new ones from the four new ones from a total of eight now and I'm in process of getting two additional ones apparently it take a whole army of handler to handle me and despite all that, I'm still not actually handled in any way or form and yes, it was exactly like in the pic
>>34286785Would you let him eat the creampie?
>>34286802sure, not my problem
How the fuck did anon get butt herpes from going to the dentist?>>34285108
>>34286793True dominance isn't about fucking virgin casuals, it's about fucking a woman who's just been fucked by ten other men and still managing to fertilize her egg
>>34286805realit's like the cum olympics in there
>>34286801tfw I get a little bit of light and think I could do better than 8 and/or 10 handlers. > a whole army You are kind of a queen now if you think about it. These are your court people. Clearly I am the very handsome rogue. What do they even do? y so many?
>>34286805Disagree. True dominance is being the dad who stepped up.
>>34286808it kinda is because you colonize another man's bloodline to your cause
>>34286804Anon is lying.
>>34286785>>34286782Personally, I think it'd be hotter to be cucked by a lesbian instead of another guy
>>34286802NTA, but it's more "make" than "let".
>>34286811cringe
>>34286810How do you know?
>>34286814I'm the dentist.
>>34286814>How do you know?"Know" is a strong word. But I'm simply applying Occam's Razor.
>>34286811Ew, no. It's not hot when there is no risk of impregnation.
Really, you guys are in heat over cuckoldry
>>34286813Hey, I didn't judge you being into bbc or whatever. To each their own.
>>34286807it's honestly not their fault, they're great handlers, they're just legally prevented from giving me what I actually would need, which would be to be released into the wild in an indigenous feral foid preservation but it is what it is
>>34286821>Really, you guys are in heat over cuckoldryYeah, it's a biological instinct. Were you not listening?
>>34286785Why do you want us to be all frustrated and jealous? :(
>>34286822>bbc I will NOT stand for this slander, bwc only also, you can't really get cucked by a girl as a man, thats why I said cringe
>>34286825it makes yo pp go boing and thats fun
Short intermission: women, do you tie your hair when you're, you know, bouncing?
>>34286823Yes that is true, emancipation from society would benefit you. Maybe I’ll do something about that, I’ve been exploring the business idea of helping women with daddy issues again >>34286824No, I wasn’t, I was on Instagram
>>34286829I thought cucks got locked up in chastity?
>>34286830no, I like to lean over and cover him with my hair for increased sensory overload
>>34286832you have a very narrow idea of cuckoldry
>>34286833NTA. That's especially hot if you're sweaty.
>>34286821As long as we are the last to fuck, thus cucking all the previous fuckers
>>34286831>emancipation from society would benefit youunfortunately true>the business idea of helping women with daddy issues againuhm... I don't think they have any money to sparealso, I don't even think this is daddy issues, he did nothing wrong, in fact, the older I get, the more I realize just how right he was about most things
>>34286835I don't like sweaty sex, it makes me feel trapped in my body if I overheat
>>34286840> just how right he was about most thingsHard disagree lmao, but it is what it is. I go sleep now, cya around baba. Have a nice day
>>34286777I think stardew is the wife
>>34286844sweet dreams
>>34286833>increased sensory overloadWould you slap him if he closes his eyes?
>>34286690I'm 27 and I'll tell I'm 22.But they'll probably figure it out eventually lmao
>>34286853probably not, but I might bite
>>34286830No, I let my curtain of curls blanket us from the world.
>>34286729Holy fucking shit. He achieved peak dad bod>>34286711Why did you send this?
>>34286841I'm fatphobic
>>34286864skinny people also sweat anon
>>34286868Not even enough to "feel trapped in their body" by it
>>34286841>European>overheatingA real thigh slapper that one.
>>34286870How do you know she's European?
>>34286811Y tho?From what I've heard from men into being cucked by lesbians, it's because they see them as less legitimate or less of a threat than other men.
>>34285430She's cute.>>34286857>curtain of curlsCute.Are they long enough though?I imagine I'd need to hug you for that to happen, but most women are too tiny to reach my face when I'm fucking them. Like I'd have to bend my back, which can become uncomfortable quite fast.
>>34286869very silly of you
>>34286870pls, our bodies are BUILT to retain heat to survive the winters in the cave
>>34286878You're ridiculous
>>34286774It’s driven by repression/oppression, the taboo and whatever the porn trend is the outcome
I have some money, what are the best fleshlights and onaholes?
>>34286875No. Honestly it's a coping mechanism for my ex cheating on me with a lesbian. If anything it feels more threatening.
>>34286882Go ask in >>>/jp/
>>34286880that's just like, your opinion
>>34286777Hi! Is me, my wife is a sex therapist. I’m a therapist for teenagers
>>34286882hookers
>>34286886Omg
>>34286888>sex therapistThat's kinda cringe. It's no one's business what we do in our beds.
>>34286888Cool! Hope you're well.
>>34286890you can just call me femanon
>>34286876If I'm on top and lean over, yes. Straightened out, it reaches well past my mid back.
>>34286891NTA. Anon, you realize it's not mandatory, right? People seek it out.
>>34286893Femanon? Can I ask you something? Come here, come closer. *whispers inti your ear* I'm inside your walls
>>34286898sure hope it's not my uterine walls
>>34286896That's quite long, you ever getting any issues with it, like getting it tangled? What's your hair color?
>>34286884So what is your end goal? To lose your partner again, prove it was just a fluke, reinforce your insecurity?
>>34286899You wish ;)
>>34286891The business comes to us, for help. >>34286892I’m doing really well, happy and stuff. How are you?
>wrecked bussy this, destroyed ass thatFemanon, can't you peg me romantically?
>>34286897>>34286904>The business comes to us, for help.Why would people share their sex lives
>>34286905best I can do is put a finger there
>>34286884Why, because that means your ex could have cheated on you with literally anyone?
>>34286906cause they have an issue they can't solve on their own and they want to fix it instead of rage quitting
>>34286900If I don't take care of it, yes. I use a detangler once a week. And my hair is mid to dark brown, but it grows in almost black, so it looks darker at the roots.
>>34286910Like what kind of issues?
>>34286911>once a weekthe hell? I brush my hair at least twice a dayhow do you not have dreads?
>>34286906So they could understand it better and sort out any issues with their sexual partner.
>>34286911>I use a detangler once a week.You ever had a bf do it for you? Seems like it'd be nice. Though maybe using the detangler brush is comforting for you too.
>>34286913maybe one of them had medical issues, had to get an ostomy bag and it has taken a toll on their sex life and they want a professional third party to help them navigate the situation
>>34286529CUZ AM I CREEP...I'M A WEIRDOWHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
>>34286913Most common one is different levels of sex drive
>>34286901Well, I don't conceptualize it as a strategy or anything. It does take the sting away, but I'd still be rid of it if I could.>>34286909How does that follow?
>>34286903you are way too big to be in there, it's meant for a baby anon
>>34286891This is the reply of a mental child.
>>34286884this shit happened to a friend of my grandma. man had kids and and a whole ass career, wife left it all for their mutual best friend, a girl. completely destroyed the life he had before
>>34286918You know, there's a 4chan cover of that song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MVcVpNMok98
if you're looking for a water source, observe where birds are flyingthank me later in case of an apocalypse
>>34286914I only wash my hair once a week in the colder month and twice in the warmer ones. And I detangle on wash day so I don't damage my hair. I used to have thin dreads during covid, and that was even less maintenance. I've been thinking about going back.>>34286916No, I usually do it in the shower. I doubt most men have the patience for it.
>>34286921Any idea why it is comforting to you? Like it's somehow vindicating and validating the way you felt when it happened to you before?
>>34286925That's rough. It's better to be betrayed sooner than late, I suppose.
>>34286932>I doubt most men have the patience for it.I don't know, but it sounds comforting and nice, I'd love to give it a try. Maybe while watching something together on the couch.
so qt really went to jail, huh
>>34286928that was really good, thank you. i want to get a shirt that says>BILLIONS MUST DIEbecause it's funny imo
>>34286929There are better ways. Onlya few birds are reliable this way and they would only do it at dusk or dawn. Visibility can also be a huge problem. It’s better to watch for any sign of dense life, even better is to look for valleys, ravines, rocky hills as water run downhill and collect in these areas.
>>34286937Fuck off, stop mentioning that worthless piece of shit.
>>34286935it was BAD. split their friend group, who largely sided with the wife. human beans can get up to such silly shit sometimes
>>34286934Probably because it eliminates uncertainty. I've been diagnosed with OCD, and uncertainty is the fuel of the beast.
>>34286943NTA. He wasn't that bad. Not compared to many of his contemporaries, certainly.
>>34286904I'm going good, thanks.
>>34286941yeah sure, but it never hurts to know as many methods as possible in case the others didn't work
>>34286936anon on his daddy arc
>>34286939Sure thing. That is one of my favorite memes. The sun has fallen, billions must sleep!
>>34286958
Why do people get into relationships with people they can't trust?I see so many people talk about how they can't open up to their partner. Why?
>>34286957It wouldn't be the first time.>>34286939I want pic rel, though it might make me look like a massive weeb to the uninitiated.
>>34286962cause they think that there's nobody they could trust or open up to anyways
you never had real licorice and it shows
>>34286963NTA, but that meme has infected too much of the internet. My bf referenced it during sex and it made me irrationally frustrated.
>>34286962They are insecure and scared to be dumped.
>>34286968did he say "plap plap plap, get colonized, get colonized"?
>>34286968>it made me irrationally frustrated.How neurotic of you.
good morning atoga, it's 4am and yet still do i miss my ex
>>34286970He doesn't blatantly do any raceplay stuff in general, thank God. It's better left as a general vibe than put into fetishized words.
>>34286973you should name your next pet orbital precision strike
>>34286972That's why I said it was irrational. It's not like it was a joke at my expense, so I was just mad at the internet existing or something.
>>34286975it must be so lame to try and have fun fucking you
>>34286976can't, already promised a forum they'd get to name my next pet after a dream i had about such
>>34286980oh dear oh dear
>>34286968>threads memes follow JH into real life, even into the things most sacred to herYou can't deny that's funny as shit.
>>34286976500kg bomb is better than both.
>>34286979I feel like I've already made progress on being a better partner, and I'll keep working on it. It's easier to address the partially physical stuff than the purely mental stuff, though.
>>34286985have you tried getting high?
>>34286981its okay, it's a forum organized around competitive content creation so it'll be fun, people will get to fight over the name
>>34286982It really is fucked. I catch myself spending an hour on fucking YouTube shorts now. Something happened to my relationship with the internet and it's scarily intrusive.
>>34286986I like to keep my mental agency when I'm around other people. For everyone's well-being.
I miss her
>>34286991you WILL visit the oil house
>>34286989Now that I don't agree with. Acknowledging the contrast is mild raceplay, sure. But just fucking while being different colors doesn't have to be anything.
>>34286988>I catch myself spending an hour on fucking YouTube shorts now.Even playing video games would be a better use of your time than this.
>>34286992Idk what that is or why I'd want to go to such a place
>>34286988>I catch myself spending an hour on fucking YouTube shorts now.That's a choice though.
>>34286995I play games on weekends, too. If I had a console or a computer, maybe If do it more at home instead of state at my phone watching cat and cooking videos in my minimal downtime.
>>34286997It's not one I want to make. Same with thinking about memes while getting dick. They're intrusive, internet-fueled compulsions.
>>34286999You know what else you can do on your phone? Read ebooks.
>>34287000I guess so. But if we pretend it doesn't matter, isn't that enough to let the love we feel vastly overshadow any racial dynamics forced on us?
>>34287001You should think of the dickbutt meme while you're getting dick in the butt.
>>34287002I'd want a tablet for that.
>>34286996anti grenouille moment
>>34287001>Same with thinking about memes while getting dick.That's different.Opening the website or whatever it is you use is a choice.
personally I would chose brainrot any time of the day
>>34287006Idk man I just wanna hold her
>>34287005And in the meantime you can watch more hours disappear to YouTube Shorts and feel disappointed in yourself again and again.
>>34287004But he has a dick coming OUT of his butt. That's different.>>34287008True. But I don't open the app with intention of watching shorts for too long.
>>34286875Lesbians give women orgasms more reliably than anyone else. You're the ultimate BVLLS
>>34287010all apologieswhat else could I say?
>>34287012True. Thank God for that alert that pops up after an hour that tells you to go do something else.
>>34287009Simpire was chill af until you rizzed along
>>34287010what i miss most is the meaning she provided. first and last time my life ever felt meaningful was with her
>>34287015Idk. Just call me stupid
>>34287016It's better to read books on the inferior screen you do have than to fantasize about reading books on the superior screen you don't have.
>>34287019I would never, loving and missing someone isn't stupidat the very least it means you're still alive somewhere inside there
>>34287018love do be like that
>>34287017who? I can't help my oozing rizzness
>>34287018Yeah, she gave me a reason to get up in the morning and now I just don't know what to do. I just wish I didn't feel this way, fuck sometimes I'd wish we never met. >>34287021It feels stupid. I need to just forget and go on instead of being all hung up.
men, what if your wife felt the prettiest with no makeup at all?
>>34287020I read a lot already, but it's admittedly all smut. Do you have any contemporary recommendations for real books to read?
>>34287026I'd let her be that way and I'd think so too
>>34287025how could you expect yourself to just forget about the one thing that gave you hope? you wither have to get her back or find something better to give you hope, trying to power through this won't ever work unless you numb yourself so hard you become a lifeless husk and it seems like you're unable to do that anyways
>>34287025>Yeah, she gave me a reason to get up in the morning and now I just don't know what to do.This is why you shouldn't get into a relationship if all your well being is forced upon your partner.It always leads to desperation and issues.
>>34287029nice
>>34287026Sounds great
>>34287024https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVn4sBxLokA
>>34287036lelelewhere's my stormcuck?
>>34287035mhm, noted
>lolewhy are femanons so slutty in the way they type?
>>34287041slutty is my essence
>>34287041>typos are slutty nowGuess I'm safe.
>>34287022it do. well love and whatever weird mental issue i have that makes me generally unmotivated>>34287025>sometimes I'd wish we never metcan't empathize here, i feel blessed i had her in my life at all
>>34287031I'm hoping for time to work its magic, maybe I'll get over it maybe I won't, I don't think I'll ever truly forget she was quite special. >lifeless huskMaybe its preferable to this even. >>34287033Yeah you're right, it was amazing in the moment but I made a mistake and I'm paying for it.
>>34287026That sounds lovely.
>>34287045those alleged mental issues are called the kali yuga
>>34287045Some look back at the memories fondly some mourn the loss of it all I guess.
>>34286937Really? What happened?
>>34287044>typosYou're an idiot.>>34287043That's my girl!
>>34287047>preferable to this even sure, but if you had the option to actually do that, you would have by now unfortunately souls are tough to kill
portion control is working well.I shall continue to use the small bowl.
Women, what are your thoughts on this? https://m.youtube.com/watch/-5_F5A8Ev00
>>34287051apparently got busted for drug dealing
>>34287055Give me the cliffsnotes.
>>34287051He was dealing drugs, 3-4 yearsAlthough it is rumored he never went to jail in the first place and just disappeared on his own accord
>>34287049possibly. or it may be part of a cluster A presentation. who can say, really? life's like a box of chocolates.>>34287050oh it's mostly loss for me, i can't look back on interactions without getting some degree of paranoia. no, i feel blessed for it despite the pain, because she's a good person and it's rare to have those in your life
>>34287054not being fat anymore is the only thing keeping me from a total mental breakdown
meni would rather be his FOID than your PARTNERthoughts?
>>34287062I've been told no one wants me far too many times to care
>>34287062ok, and?
>>34287058Bruh, it's 1 minute long
>>34287062i'm not looking for a FOID or a PARTNER, but rather a FARTNER
>>34287062Hot
>>34287055doesn't surprise me given that there have been cases of people trying to help a woman and then getting into legal troubles for sexual harassment idk if dishing out money for female cpr dummies would do much, but I could see that discussing the legalities of cases like that might give people some peace of mind and also just bringing up the topic in general last time I did first aid training for toddlers, I asked how to prevent injuring the baby like breaking ribs if you try to reanimate because their body is so tiny and fragile and the temptation is huge to be too hesitant, which could mean a baby dies that could have been rescued the instructor said that broken ribs can be fixed but a dead baby is deadidk about you or others but I'd rather get tangled up in a legal process because some people are fucking morons than live with the knowledge that I could have saved someone's life and didn't do so because of social conditioning
>>34287065My attention span for your linked shit is less than a minute. Give me two sentences about it.
>>34287062alwayspolitically correct moids give me the heeby jeebies
Did your VTuber make the cut, chat?https://x.com/flabberjiggles/status/2024348070549606574
>>34287071my WHAT now?
>>34287053Yeah I'm not well versed in /x/ shit but I don't know how to get rid of this thing. LinkedIn didn't do the trick it seems. >>34287060She was a great person and she taught me a lot about myself and what I want but I just can't be grateful, always have to ruminate on could have beens, would I even be that much different if I never met her.
>>34287066>tfw I can only be a QUEEN and a FOID, a QUEEFOID
>>34287059What matters is that he is gone and hopefully never comes back.
>>34287059as if he had the discipline for that
>>34287071>neuro-sama is not on the listSad.
>>34287071I wish I could make money online without showing my face. I feel like I missed a great opportunity to fill a niche and make a million dollars for nothing but being on the internet.
mencan you stop attempting to hex me before im forced to retaliate by assaulting your spirit-body on the astral plane
>>34287088What'd we do?
>>34287088not a man but that sounds like a you problem for being too weak to protect yourself
>>34287088Please stop spiritually tormenting me I've had enough
>>34287076>tfw my MOID heart won't stop HEMORRHAGING, making me a HEMORROID
>>34287071Lot of wokies for an industry trying to appeal to the lonely male demographic
>>34287093I love you guys. I can smile here even if it's not hornyposting.
>>34287100yeah laugh it up, meanwhile men are checking out of society (at an alarming rate)
can you tell that she is trans?
>>34287089you performed unholy rituals to turn me retarded>>34287092i didnt start this war but i will end it
>>34285669Women, could this fix you?
Rate my daughter
>>34287105why do all trannies always overcomplicate their hair, i think weird colored hair has the same effect on me as tattoos have for normal guys, just instant turn-off
>>34287107My bf can reset my brain when I'm overwhelmed by bear hugging me and then taking me to bed to cuddle.
>>34287105That was my first thought when I looked at that pic
>>34287107i desire strongly to be fed feet first into a mulcher, but its actually a male arm
>>34287105Yeah
>>34287118how do i get here
maybe if i try to lucid dream, i can meet my ex in my dream and we can be together there
>>34287129Supposedly someone said drinking apple juice a few hours before bed helps?
>>34287129Personally I'm hoping on a second chance after I die
>>34287088I'm not even thinking about anymore.
>>34287056>>34287059I see. Not surprising really. He kept saying he was probably going to have to go back to that, when last I visited here.
>>34287026Good, I'm glad we agree.Peak femininity.
>>34287132doubt it. just thinking neurochemically, you'd want to increase acetylcholine in the brain while sleeping, so you'd probably want to eat eggs or something. i suspect nicotine may have effects, as well
>>34287088You know that's just the equivalent of pulling your pigtails because I like you but can't think of any other way to interact with you.
>>34287118I’m more on Anno’s wavelength than I realized
>>34287105I can now that you've primed me with the idea.
>>34287026How about doing your nails?Or makeup for roleplay?
HOW DO YOU COPE WITH GOING BALD?
>>34287145I shaved it all off when I first noticed im baldingHair never did anything for me anyways so all I did was save myself money
Yearning and pining first thing in the morning. I am doomedhttps://youtu.be/WLTjFBC75Fk
>>34287145Preemptively started growing a massive beard a few years in advance, then bought a skull shaver at some point and went to town. It's not a bald look yet, just a hairline and thinning issue, but still.
>>34287145Meh, not like it's making my life significantly worse than it already is.
apparently knowing how to cook as a guy is now a red flag to womenI cant keep up with these fucking nerfs dude...
>>34287145I’ve got another fifteen years before I’m that bald, thankfully.I’m just gonna bald naturally and not bother to shave, most likely. My granddad did that and pulled it off.
>>34287150were you cursed by a moid too
>>34287155[citation needed]
>>34287153Women inherently don't like bald men.Men inherently think bald men are lesser which will impact the power dynamics at the office
>>34287155you should be totally reliant on me for flavor and fulfillment in your lifeknow that trespassing against me in any way marks your return to subsisting on potatoes boiled in tapwater
>>34287167This does not change what I said.
>>34287155Fuck off.
>bought my girlfriend eternal roses + earrings for valentines day>not a week later she cries for other ear ringsis it morally right to kick her spoiled, greedy ass out?
>>34287145It's something that's been concerning me lately ever since my grandmother mentioned it, my hair has always been a big part of me.
>>34287110valid
>>34287144hm, sometimes I like doing my nails but sometimes I prefer them natural doing some makeup for fun is fine
>>34287168this but unironically
moids, post a pic you would use as your album cover
>>34286921>How does that follow?Because she's bisexual
>>34287168>potatoes boiled in tapwaterWhat else would you boil potatoes in?
>>34287207horse milk, duh
>>34287181>i want a materialist diamond gf to spoil with jewels <3>nooo why does she want jewels, greedy cunt, how did this happenCommon issue in male mate choice
>>34287201
>fell inlove with another cashier today>again when im wearing my low profile hobomaxxed outfit>it never happens when I have my auramaxxed outfit on
>>34287210Never heard of such a thing. I've always ever eaten potatoes boiled in tap water.Or potatoes boiled in oil, which is what crisps and french fries are, come to think.I also live somewhere that probably has some of the best tap water in the world, though.
>>34287201Just a white guy mating pressing JH with the title of how you like them apples
Stupid neighbor woke me up again
>>34287221it was time for you to get up anyway
>>34287217Why do you even have a hobomax outfit?A true gentleman always dresses well.
>>34287216nice, mine would be all the way on the red side >>34287219understandable, have a nice day
GIVE ME MY CHINESE HERBS!!!!!
>>34287218sir, it was a joke sir
>>34287217>dis nigga didn't ever listen to the basic coco chanel advice baka, he did it to himself
>>34287201Would call the album "spit".
>>34287226nEveR
>>34287230and your band/artist name would be aurora? based
>>34287168moidhands
*uses rug punch needle on your scalp*
ACHIM DU BIST GEMUTET
>>34287055Men are stupid about female bodies in a lot more than just cpr and I'm honestly tired of being decentered in medical conversation.
>>34287233Yeah, though I would be nobody's cure!I think I would actually call the album "Spit 2", but there was never a Spit 1 or any other Spit after it.Gotta feed the mythos.
>>34287223>>34287229Because its low effort, its not something that expensive and I like the lookI work in a workshop so I cant really wear my expensive dress pants, coats, boots after Im dont at work, until I get back home. And I do my shopping on my drive back Its just a green army jacket, hoodie, distressed jeans and boots.It also lets me not have to line my beard up everyday
>>34287241listen you little mega moid, if you're hot, you're hot and no outfit can make or break that also, if she doesn't like you cause of the pants you were wearing, she's not the one anyways
>>34287240yeah, I really like that confuse the peasants that just don't get it now what would be the track list?
