Makeup can be fun sometimes edition.
>>34287794Why does the female want to marry and have babies so bad? I can pretend to want that, but i don't.
>>34287801Why don't you?
>>34287807I'm maleNot feminine
>>34287838They're like friends you create and have an above average chance of sharing your interests. I moreso want adult "children".
>have fun spending time with gf>she says something that deflates it to where i want to pull away and be alone>but if i do she'll crash outwhat do
>>34287794Question for females. If I cospalyed Knight Astolfo would you think I'm gay?
>>34287801Because they're female. Not masculine.
>>34287885Wtf did she say?
ATOGA systems will be the parent company of my company that specializes in moid+foid matchmaking services
I think I figured out why people give the "don't be friends with women if you want to fuck them" advice so much. Its because they just automatically assume you're giving friendship for free and that you're not guarding your own boundaries.I'm friends with women I want to fuck to see if they're worth actually fucking and being in a relationship with.You're friends with women because you're desperate to present your value and build up an "owed" relationship.We are not the same.The flip side of this is that you can't expect the same things from female friendships as male friendships. My female friends I have are great for sharing conversations about books, movies, art, etc. They can give advice with goals and perspectives. They can give advice with stuff like beauty/aesthetic feedback and stuff and just emotional availability.Its a two way street though. If she's not based as a person why would you want to be in a relationship with her?
Why are zoomers so obsessed with monster girls/boys?
>>34287910we were just talking and she said something along the line of "you're the one who wanted to spend time together" as if that was some kind of imposition so that really took the wind out of my sails
>>34287949Sounds to me like you're acting like an oversensitive bitch.
>>34287801>Why does the female want to marry and have babies so bad?Many women don't want that.
>>34287885>what doBreak up and find someone you're compatible with.
>>34287936What's your question for the opposite gender?
I hope to have my own college one day. To attract people that seek knowledge and power. Have a philosophy named after me and a giant statue.
>>34287995Call it Tate State
Is anyone else into more hardcore porn during the spring? It seems like every time it warms up, I’m left feeling like a sexual deviant.
>>34287944Anime/Bratz
>>34287989Not a clever post. This thread should just be called "talk to the opposite gender"
women: is PIV thrusting + simultaneously massaging the clitoris hot or goofy?
>>34288138>This thread should just be called "talk to the opposite gender"But it's not.
>>34287936the thing is that women compartmentalize this from day 1: you're not hot you're put in the friends box, you're hot you're put in the hot box.Men don't do this, women think we do, so they don't get we do testing phases like this>I'm friends with women I want to fuck to see if they're worth actually fucking and being in a relationship with.
does anyone else just fuckin hate europeanswhy do they act like that
>>34288225They've had comfortable safety nets for a while, but many of their countries are in for some hard times. I've been getting annoyed too, but I feel like I should be more empathetic. It kind of sucks because I used to like their youtube content, but now it's always filled with cope and seethe.
I'm horny!
>>34288234did they act respectful in the past? I could not imagine treating my worst enemy the way a western european treats an american or a "gypsy". or whatever other weird biases they have over there. also they like to believe weird shit like "americans do not have access to bread"
women, how do you not feel embarassed wearing makeup or feminine clothes (or just putting that much care into your appearance in general)? do you not feel weaker and embarassed for wearing impractical clothes or putting so much effort into something that ultimately doesnt matter? and if you are an ugly woman why would you even bother in the first place knowing youll get laughed at and mocked?i asked this yesterday but would like more answers
>>34288248We have highly-processed bread, which is what they mean, but they often don't know we have fresh baked bread in supermarkets too.
>>34288225I hate their goverments, but I must say as an American I find their women to be very, very sexy. I would love to date an ethnic frenchwoman, or a scandi girl, or a germaness, so many different gorgeous kinds of women. I would even date an Englishwoman. I know the rumors about the teeth, fuck you those accents are cute as hell. >>34288234>Born just in time to enjoy the hell that is Europe experiencing "peace" and America getting no useful immigrants as a result >Born too early to witness America and China losing global hegemony rendering no one able to stop the Euros from going full 1944 again and just converting all their excess non natives to garden mulchDamn shame. I think we shouldn't talk about this subject at length.
>>34288256if you are a man asking this, you sound like a schizophrenic.if you are a woman, the answer is that I do not surround myself with people who see me as weak. I surround myself with people who are my intellectual equal or smarter and who see value in aesthetic beauty. everyone else I tell to get fucked.
I have a lot of scars on my face already. That sucks. I hope micro needling can help but that’s a long way away. Anyone done something like that before?
>>34288259>they don't knowif it was any other country than the US it would be a no-brainer that their arrogance should be made fun of. of course we have regular bread. we even have a culture of making sourdough especially.
>>34288225it depends on what europeans. i find french people completely arrogant and insufferable about being french, irish whiny perpetual victims, germans are less arrogant than french but very 'we do it vis way in germany', spaniards ive seen downplaying their empire many times, polish people are getting uppity too now that theyre almost western europe tier. scandis and portugese are decent and nice to talk to i think. i find that people from the balkans are quite easy to get along with too, maybe because they are from shitholes and have nothing to prove. do brits count as europeans? if they do then theyre decent too, the ones ive met were really cynical but liked to laugh at themselves.
Ladies, do you think there is anything weird a guy could be into that you would consider a plus? (It being your fetish if applicable is fine as well) What if he was into something you think would be a flaw in yourself, like if he would like if you overweight, or if he's into feet but that means you get foot rubs every day?
>>34288275greeks, portugese, balkans are all cool. I've never had a problem with irish people and know tons of them but I guess they are a little whiney. I would be too if I got potato famine'd. spainards and the french are literally brain dead narcissists for sure.
Maaaaaan oh my god lol life is so scary I hate that people get sick and horrible things happen to them for no reason other than bad luck. And I also hate that people have such good luck for no reason. Makes me feel evil but I wish we could just have neutral comfort I want to feel like I’m in a pod
>>34287885Ditch the bitch. You don't need to break up but let it be clear that she fucked up the vibe saying something stupid. Then she can enjoy your hangout being cut short cause she can't keep her retarded thoughts to herself.
>>34288266well i did break the rules of this being ask the opposite gender anything i am a woman, i just cant fathom why women dress up and wear makeup. i cant understand putting that much effort into something that doesnt matter and isnt practical, its just to seem attractive and signals that you want to fit in and be liked. when ive had to wear a dress and makeup i felt so stupid and embarassed and wrong, so i wanted to know why other women liked doing it. i am ugly though so maybe its because i know i dont look nice even with that stuff on. but i dont understand how women dont feel silly and weak dressing up and wearing makeup.
And when I ask you to be mi-IIIIINEYou’re gonna say you love me too*harmonica*YOU LOVE ME TOO
so i keep accidentally lovebombing everyone around me. i have tried stopping but i genuinely just really love people and then suddenly hate them with all my heart. i hate all of my friends but they just follow me around and i cant get rid of them. the same happens with family members and partners for some period of time. people say im nice and shit then one month passes and i hate them so much i ghost them, am purposely rude, all that stupid behavior. i just cant help it, when i express crazy love it really is cause i love them a lot, and when i am mean its because every fiber of my being really does hate them. my boyfriend doesnt deserve me at all, and i can feel im starting to hate him. what do i do?
>>34288300dressing up can be about conforming, or it can be a power play. that's what differentiates uglies from normies from truly beautiful women. being a conformist might make you look cute but its the women who actually cultivate a personal style and experiment with clothing and makeup who get respect. I don't feel weak because I know people are listening to and respecting me when I get dressed up. it is literally a tool of manipulation.
It's not normal. Is it?
>>34287995I have only come here seeking knowledge. Things they would not teach me of in college.
>>34288316maybe if youre pretty but i just cant fathom how it would make people respect you. i dont really care about others opinion of me anyway.
>>34287794here, put these on
>>34288256I will answer same as yesterdayI feel like a bird, or a cool bug.
As a woman, how do I know how ugly I am?
>>34288370You're probably fine but don't work out or style yourself.
>UK is banning incest roleplay porn, making it a 5-10 year sentence to be caught with>theres so many muslims that ACTUALLY fucking and marrying your cousin is totally legalkek
>>34288275>downplaying their empireyeah some people like taking pride in their culture and history instead of walling in self-flagellating shame spirals for all of their lives, shocker
>>34288397The UK is beyond parody.
>>34288261>Born too early to witness America and China losing global hegemonyYou don't know for sure, anon!
>>34288397does it apply to drawn porn and hentai? if so ive got to invest in a better vpn
>>34288275In my experience englishmen make fools of themselves everywhere they go.>>34288286>greeksi love them>balkansBalkanoids are crazy, especially serbs and croats, romanians and bulgarians are alright though
>>34288411ntaConsidering the UK treats loli porn as regular CP, yeah you should go ahead and start investing in that VPN.
>>34288416uhh if anyone asks i will just say they are two characters that look like each other, just like saying any loli art is just stylised adults
Are you guys talking about UK censorship?https://youtu.be/Ep1XtviVdec
>>34288415ive heard about brits making fools of themselves while vacationing but i was under the impression they were the white trash brits, the englishmen ive met have been decent>>34288400not like that i mean spaniards ive talked to downplayed and denied what their ancestors did, if they were truly proud they would accept and embrace every aspect of their history
>>34288416Maybe just stop being a degenerate freak in general. You ought to be in prison for jerking off to incest, drawn or not.
>>34288444>Unironically defending the UK government
>>34288445Never said I agree with the UK's retarded government, just that I happen to think incest fetishes are the kind of thing deranged people get off to.
>>34288447And by seething about incest porn, you are supporting the pro-censorship UK government.
Women,What is the appeal of this guy (girls were thirsting after him after Saltburn and sabrina carpenter dated him)Also Adam Driver and Pete DavidsonPete Davidson is 6'3 and kind of has a good jawline now, so I kind of get that...But I don't get the others.There are girls thirsting after Matty Healy from 1975 too...
>>34288449>Pete Davidson is 6'3 and kind of has a good jawline now, so I kind of get thatbeing tall doesnt make you not ugly lmao they just like him because hes funny and rich
>>34288450It does though...tall niggas with personality of a wet tissue and looking like a wet cigarette are ALWAYS drowning in pussyI know this personally because even though I am not tall when i had my growth spurt in high school, i literally had girls start flirting. (i grew like 8 inches in 6 months)
>men just have too many other options, like porn and video games! Why do the parts of society that are nominally entrusted to resolve the current gender war have absolutely no fucking clue?
>>34288450>being tall doesnt make you not ugly lmaoYes it does.Just being tall is enough for many women. Any man who's tall but single is alone because he's a coward afraid of putting himself out there. Not every woman will like him, but enough will that he won't stay single for long.
>tfw withdrawing from one of my research chemical>its withdrawal produces depression>won't be able to get more until i get paid six days from nowhello, darkness, my old friend
Anons what should I do if I'm turning 25 in 2 months, but have never had a girlfriend before? How do I begin to navigate this?
>>34288457>Any man who's tall but single is alone because he's a coward afraid of putting himself out there.you're so close but so very far.
>>34288449honestly thought that was old markiplier from the thumbnail
GenderHow single is your friend group?
>>34288462A tall man should put himself out there because the majority of women want him. Why should a short man put himself out there when the majority of women don't want him?
Can anyone explain why men are so needy and clingy? You'd think being together for nearly a decade he'd have learned to relax by now but he insists we do something together all the time despite living together and seeing him every single day, but if I even suggest just wanting alone time and to do things independently he gets offended and walking on eggshells like this all the time is making me wonder if any of this is worth it and if I need to start looking for a way out.
>>34288466because them being tall isnt the issue, women will date short men just fine. you just dont put yourself out there, much like the vast majority of men online that complain about shit like this. They either do nothing or get rejected once then use it as confirmation bias for their negative views and wait a whole year before trying again (if ever)
>>34288465including me there is four of us. one is married, the other married to the other married one, one has a secret gf (not sure why he doesn't talk about it), and then i'm single due to too strong a belief in love
>>34288468>women will date short men just fineSome women, a minority of women. And the smaller a man is, the smaller that minority. There comes a size when your insistence on positivity is toxic, where you demand that a man suffer through rejection after rejection after rejection with no acceptance in realistic sight, shrinking his ego ever smaller just so you can feel better about your belief of living in a Just World where people get what they deserve, where the lonely deserve to be lonely and the content deserve to be content.
>>34288467This isn't a "men" thing, this is a your boyfriend thing, and you need to communicate that your need for space does not mean you don't love him.>"Why do women">"Why do men"Can people stop believing their partner is the entire opposite sex?
>>34288465MI just realised they're all in various states of relationship and I'm still single halfway through my 30sJesus Christ I need to kill myself
>>34288465Mprobably like 50%the lesbian is the biggest femcelI know a lot of single girls I don't want to dateI think I know more single guys than single girls but I also just know more guys than girlsMy online friend group is becoming less and less single though it's basically down to me and two other guys everyone else got a gf
>>34288300NAW, and I will absolutely campaign against women wearing makeup and in favor of people wearing nice clothes (especially skirts), but the issue is that you're probably autistic.Looking nice gets you better reactions from people. That's a good thing. So much of life is determined based on other people's reactions to you - job prospects, for example. It can also be a huge mood buff and confidence booster to look in a mirror and see yourself looking attractive.I will say that not everyone knows how to pull off wearing a skirt or dress and some people look kind of awkward in them. It's possible it can be learnt, but it might just be a personality thing, not sure. But pants are plenty fashionable these days, and you can easily find nice pants that fit well and look nice.If you don't look nice wearing it, it could be because you don't know how to dress for your body type/skin color/personality. It could also be ugliness. In my experience most women on here are more attractive than they think, but I don't know what you look like.(I will also note that men and women have differing ideas on what looks good, and autism can confound the issue further.)
>>34288472bro this height obsession shit is so dumbif you REALLY wanna obsess over physical stuff, face >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> literally everything else and it isnt even remotely close. if you are chopped as fuck then yes life is gonna suck romantically but this manlet insecurity shit is not the issue its just delusion
>>34288397Glad I lived there back in 2015 and not now, what the actual heck happened to that country
I'll be honest, I'm not sure if I want to date short men. Not because they're short, but because they make their insecurities their entire personality.
>>34288480ntaIt really seems like some bizarre ungodly mix of woke culture and Muslim fundamentalism at this point.
>>34288481Slander. You just only hear from the loud ones that do. The ones that don't are an undertapped market.
>>34288481you should see tall dudes who make being tall their entire personality
>>34288485Never met one. It's literally only manlets making their heights their whole personality and it's annoying as hell.
>>34288486mid tier bait btw
>>34288142Hot if correct.
>>34288484You can only head the loud ones from all the way down there
>>34288486They're here in this thread every day.>Are any women here lonely for a tall guy like me? :3
>>34288256I don makeup that makes people think I'm going to kill them with my eyes and it works.
>>34288481I only complain about being short on 4chan. Nobody in my real life has ever heard me complain about being short.
>>34288486You sound like you have a low tolerance for anybody having problems other than you, especially if that person is your partner. Miserable short dudes vent on websites like 4chan and that doesn't make it their personality.
Femanons, what are your thoughts on zyn pouch masculinity?
any sad lonely femanons in the thread right now? i'm tall if it matters (and funny btw :3)
>>34288465MaleOne married, one with a gf, and one I have no idea, but he was always fairly sociable. I've never been on a date.
women, I am of average height
>>34288500the only tall anons here are either gigadicklets or hideously, monstrously ugly
>>34288497Nag but this shit is gay, smoke a cig and don't be a faggot
>>34288283Yeah. I can do foot guys marginally. Chastity cage guys. Peggable guys. Aesthetic worshippers. I really don't like chubby chasers desu.
>>34288308>i just cant help itMeds can help your manic bpd.
>>34288465Like 1/3rd single.
>>34288361Sauce plz>>34288370What's your single day new tinder rate of swipes?
>>34288504not true, i look decent and my dick is average at worse. i'm a real catch.
should i eat meat every day for muscle gain?
>>34288510then something else must be REALLY wrong with you.
>>34288361the masculine urge to buy her cute nerdy shit like this
>>34288449>Adam Driver and Pete DavidsonThey have better ratios than this downsyndrome looking dude. I'm kirkenuinely spooked at his close eye ratio making him look predatorial.
>>34288511I think eggs and fish are also fine.
>>34288506What the fuck makes a guy "peggable"?
>>34288506>Chastity cage guys.you are such a fucking disgusting weirdo man, even for a namefag
>>34288514wtf makes you think that ;_;
>>34288511Unfortunately, yes. t. reluctantly non-vegetarian
>>34288517/r/ing some tasty egg + fish dish (ha) recommendations
>>34288523Imagine finding your own moral code and then abandoning it just to impress gay men.
>>34288506Ah, dommy women frighten me. I would never let a woman or man anywhere near my butthole, I am the one who fucks, not the fuckee. I don't think we would get along well.
>>34288511No
Close your eyes and see the sky is falling
>>34288526>dommy women frighten methat's what makes them HOT. never had a fear boner?
>>34288511No red meat or pork. Those animals are too sentient.
>>34288533No, I don't really fear much besides large predatory animals, harming people I like, and having my anus interacted with in any way by others. I will say monster girls are hot and cute though. I think I'm very psychologically resistant towards submitting. I have an authority problem.
I was todays years old when I found out the song “son of a preacher man” sung by dusty Springfield is about a rape victim at the hands of his father the priest
>>34288532great song
>>34288542Hanging tree was better. Whole album is kinda overrated.
>>34288543song for the dead & song for the deaf are my favorites. that album's best experienced on the highway imo.
what is the moid equivalent of this?
>>34288524I would just eat two separate meals. I made salmon and eggs with side quesadillas, salads, sour cream, and salsa as two meals today. You should probably only eat two eggs a day.
>>34288465Like 80% lol. I’m the hottest by a long shot but my friends are cool
>>34288552oh I'm retarded and worded that poorlyHonestly just looking for seafood dishesProbably gonna make some shrimp alfredo this week but I can't think of literally any fish meal I can do in my crockpot
>>34288550Male buttholes are further back from the genitals so we would have to sit on and trap the fart, then guide(possibly by accident) it forward.
>>34288558Oh. I just fry it in a wok or boil it into a soup with whatever I have around. Eggs, I like to make a cheese volcano in a tortilla, then put the egg in the cheese volcano with a lid and fry both sides.
Are you following the story of Punch?
>>34288563Apparently he is kind of a sperg to the other monkeys
GenderShould I try to earnestly find a girlfriend on dating apps again right now or do I put in the effort into waiting until I'm sub 13% bodyfat before taking photos and trying.
>>34288563hes a normal monkey, it happens all the time with his breed of monkey hes fine
>>34288565It doesn’t matter how ugly you are, you got this. Just be genuine enough and some girl will give you a shot
>>34288565myou do not need to be sub 13% bodyfat to get a girlfriend dude, you just tell yourself that because you're too lazy to try and your brain is wired in such a way that you're seeking literally any reason to not try
>>34288565Get hobbies and meet someone IRL
>>34288564Thats what makes him relatable
Internet vernacular is literally just 50% ebonics and 50% 4chan pidgin words
Codeine crazy, codeine crazyCodeine crazy, codeine crazyCodeine crazy, codeine crazyAll this motherfucking money got me codeine crazy
>>34288577And *clap* that's *clap* a *clap* good *clap* thing!
MoidsWassup
>>34288570I'll consider it, thanks.
>>34288581Waiting on a response from this girl I like. I texted her 8 days ago which means surely her response is coming my way soon.
>>34288581watching the state of the union and eating clam chowderhbu?
Does it get better after we die? Do we get another shot? I think I fucked this one up.
Post you're ideal gf or bf
>>34288585>which means surely her response is coming my way soonbro it's way too late for her to reply tonight, she's probably gone to bed
>>34288585Best of luck to you, Anon. I'm getting ready to send a "Happy Birthday" message to a girl who started talking to me 4 years ago and then ghosted me 6 months ago.
>>34288585Don't be the dog in futurama, bru.Go do something else.
>>34288594inb4 alysa liu
>>34288465Maleclosest friends aka highschool friends:>happy guy with a gf>happy guy with a gf>christian bestfriend who is a closeted homo>volcel bestfriend who rejected his hoe gf and is still a virgin>guy who became a cynic, jumped between many girls and was bathmouthed about it, technically single I guess>me, a bitter incel3/5 without counting mecollege friends:>happy guy with a gf>exhoe girl happy with a bf>ex fling of the hoe girl, single>guy who is always dating someone different1/4 it seems?
>>34288594Dave Foley is the most attractive man in the world to me, Even in old age he's still so good-looking.
"A house full of depraved porn and firearms. What could possibly go wrong?"
>>34288601i feel so disgusting being attracted to fit girls while im out of shape
I wish I looked 18 years younger so I wouldn't feel out of place at parties full of community college students.
>>34288594She posts here sometimes lol haha
>>34288558salmon meatloaf is really good. use cornmeal, and make a sweetened orange sauce and cook with some asparagus. very very good.
I'm 6'2, very likely on the spectrum and irl females have always treated me like the plague, a tool to use, someone to fear, or as an asexual 'nice guy' in the best case
>>34288511It's lent, wait for april
>>34288598some of us are destined to be that, unfortunately
>>34288576I thought that too
My fav thing is how girls don't even have to see my ugly ass to get icked out, I can just talk to them on the internet for 15 minutes and they want nothing to do with me. Guys too now that I think about it. Seriously should I just kill myself, what's the point of living if I'm locked out from the rest of humanity?
Sleeeeeeeppppo ok neis sleepong
>>34288581>>34288618this soon
>>34288617if it makes you feel any better, humanity is ass and needs to be replaced by machines ASAP
>>34288581Moving back to my hometown soon, but want to leave again eventually.
>>34288586Not doing that.>>34288613Damn, you're right tho.
women would you date a man that teared up at thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD-sbetAjjM&list=LL&index=3while drunk off of hood brandy alone in his roomhttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paul%20masson
>>34288623Manchines. Cyborgs will rule.
>>34288594
>>34288617ummm just generate a better personality chud
>>34288636using these bots might actually be the most indian thing a person can do, at least without including cow dung
>>34288618>>34288620Oh to be snuggling pepes
>>34288636Humans are horrible.
>>34288613>In this world... Is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity, or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true; that man has no control —even over his own will...It's important to be able to move on, anon.
How the fuck am I only in my mid-30s by now and have only had sex or even been on dates a very few times in my life while other people my age have been through multiple marriages, divorces, and child support payments by now?
>>34288649the liberals/jews, unironically
>>34288642It's the closest thing I have to free heroin and I gave up porn time ago so I use it on bad days. I felt like halfway towards a psychosis using one last month, unironically addictive
>>34288649Bro. You're lucky to have not met horrible people like everyone else has. You've had easy mode.
>>34288647nice picture
>>34288651>It's the closest thing I have to free heroinliterally just go to your local gas station and buy some kratom lmfao
Women, do you ever fantasize about gorillas?What if they had human sized dicks?
>>34288594Sleepy cuddlebug bookworm gf. All week long she is tired and making plans with me for how to have fun in our one brief burst of energy on the weekend. Her motivation in life is feeling regret at not having more accomplishments in her youth, so we are aiming to make up for it by overcoming all obstacles together and building ourselves a brighter future, no matter how difficult or unrealistic we acknowledge that to be. She's not a normie herself, but she doesn't look down on normies and she gets along with normies fine, since our friends and family are mostly normies anyway. Any race and background, any healthy size and shape, aged 25 to 40, please.
>>34288653>barely felt any sort of intimacy in his life>"You've had easy mode."sure thing
Men, if cows tits looked like human tits, but the same size and number as the cow’s. Would you be attracted to it?
>>34288655I don't live in america you get executed here for buying weed to the wrong person at the wrong hour and I'm not hood smarts
>>34288647in many ways, i have. i have no expectations towards the future, and have made peace with being alone, however alone is more preferable than being with someone other than her, right now.
People irritate me. The same way someone would cringe and squirm at the sight of maggots devouring flesh from some roadkill I react to humans. Maggots serve a purpose unlike the Homosapien.
>>34288666so edgy
>>34288660no but the japanese already pictured something better
>>34288666You first. Funny trips.
>>34288666You’re so edgy and cool dude
>>34288660No.I would probably be attracted to a woman with multiple breasts in the manner that a nursing cat or dog has, though.
>>34288650Bitch, I AM a liberal Jew. Fuck off.
>>34288649>>34288677
>>34288660no? it's a cow wtf
>>34288653I actually have met horrible people, they just usually assume I'll be their naive accomplice or am too socially peripheral to be part of the whisper network that calls them out on their abusive behaviors. I've had to spend years fighting that reputation and figuring out how not to get used by those kinds of people.
>>34288682Very tragically well said and unfortunately relatable. I can only hope your self-perceived reputation isn't quite as bad in reality.
>>34288682>I've had to spend years fighting that reputation and figuring out how not to get used by those kinds of people.why are normies such as BV so blind to this shit?
>>34288594i posted this last thread, but basically someone who can vibe with me:>a weird mix of a feral, isolated animal, ambitious artist, and technologically inclined. i exist in my own mind for like 95% of my time, and she'd need to be able to engage with that. last time i was living alone, i would sleep on the floor, wake up, scrap together bizarre meals, and then go work on my projects as long as i could before going back to my floor spot to nest for the night, and then occasionally take long walks at midnight to the grocery store. chores are done when some unkempt thing starts making it hard or annoying to do things. i don't really have a strong sense of caring for or about myself outside of like bare minimum.if she can handle that fine then she's ideal enough
>>34288677then become a more orthodox jew and get some khazar milkers dude. There is always some banker or lawyer willing to give his daughter to the tribe
Femanons, what are your thoughts on Cake and Cunnilingus Day?
>anonymous posting forum >everyone already knows who he isWhy does he still post after being made a laughing stock multiple times, how much online harassment can someone take before they are completely broken?
>>34288677congratulations, you got some (You)'s. now stop lying
>>34288666>Maggots serve a purpose unlike the Homosapien.So what're you doing here, then?
>>34288665>however alone is more preferable than being with someone other than her, right nowI think that's generally true until you meet a new girl to invite rent free into your head
Men, as a kid, have you ever looked at classmate and thought (his/her) favorite super hero wouldn’t like him/her?
>>34288698no that's way too specific
>>34288694I'm not going to doxx myself by showing my fucking voter ID on 4chan. Fuck off.
>>34288465M3 incels, one divorcee who can’t stop chronically dating online, and meGod I miss her
>>34288698nowtf?
>>34288698Not exactly, but I have thought that lowly of some of my peers. That's pretty funny.
I'm going to weigh my poop, do you want to know how much?
>>34288693>how much online harassment can someone take before they are completely brokenChrischan is still going after nearly 3 decades, there may not be an upper limit.
>>34288706Not really, no.
>>34288682Sorry something demon posessed me and I almost rage shitposted at you. I had to think about it more and what I said was dumb and unreasonable.
>>34288689Most of the irl Jewish chicks worth hanging around are artists or at least somewhere in the orbit of the arts and creativity scene, less so Charedim.
PLEASE CHINESE MEDICINE PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!
>>34288706Sure.
Act like a fool. Think like a brilliant.
>>34288594peak performance right here
>>34288709Could imagine how funny an indian Chrischan would be kek
>>34288697except i don't really leave my house, don't like being around people much, and hate dating. i'm not closed off to meeting other girls, but i'm also mind of fine never meeting another girl ever again.aint a thing more disappointing on this earth than other people, just the God-honest truth.
>>34288713sounds like having high standards
>>34288636>Could save her family>Only saves herself>ropes dozens of other people into her bullshit polycule Woman moment
>>34288698only if you count Jesus as a hero I guess
>>34287794Nice picture lol
>>34288706Are you going to redeem it?
>>342887151 pound
>>34288685Again, it took a while. My best friend way back during very early adulthood turned out to be a pedophile who forced his underaged grooming victim to have an abortion.Before then he had an age-appropriate girlfriend who I was also friends with, and that he abused by beating her black and blue. He tried to use me to communicate suicide threats to her after she broke up with him. I've run into people like this time and again who try to pretend like they're my buddy, and it's taken me a while to identify them and see what shit they're trying to pull by making me their accomplice, minion, or the "well, he's always been nice to ME" guy.
>>34288601
>>34288594Last time I did everyone called me weird and mocked me because my waifu had a car accident and lost both her legs
>>34288718Me except I think like a fool too
Pasta, bread and grapes are the only thing making my life worth living.
>>34288714wow... anon is just like me
>>34288719She looks exactly like my gf
>>34288741Thoughts on raisins???
>>34288698I wasn't into superheroes but I certainly sometimes identified classmates who I thought Jean-Luc Picard would get angry at.
>>34288594I'm gonna do it.
>>34288746I don'te joy them. Sometimes I do. I prefer white.
>>34288748Your Charlie and your ideal girlfriend is you?
>>34288604I always wanted him and Lisa to be happy together... and I always wanted Phil to live...
>>34288737Incels don’t deserve Korean gfs
>>34288751you're Charlie*
Why did I never live on the West Coast when I always wanted to? Is it because that part of the country is just too expensive? I want Redwoods towering over my head on my daily commute.
>>34288747Because they just kept talking in one long, incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt?
>>34288751Aadewhat? Me charlie? No. My name is aaaaayyy you almost got me there hahaha
>>34288726when you put it that way it sounds obvious but you have to contextualize being bleeding to death, having no idea how this works and a demon cat just asks you if you want to survive or not.And I'm of the belief that QB likely provoked the car crash in order to scout her that way. It's much of a coincidence that he was around there that specific day near someone with that potential.
Finally hit my savings goal of $40K now I can finally buy myself that JetSki I’ve always wanted
>>34288758nta, but I remember the Old Ways, the early 2000s Wayshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6oUz1v17Uo
>>34288761It would be very female of you to imagine yourself as the man you have a crush on and pretend that the woman he is interested in is you, its a very weird full circle ego thing only a woman could do.
>>34288764Stop dodging filters you fat fuck, no one cares and your parents don’t love you
Are you good at any sports?
>>34288767I can't cosplay him. My tits are too fat.
>>34288741love green grapes M
>>34288698Capeshit is for trannies and sick kids in ICU
>>34288741Based bon vivant
>>34288770Hot, but don't make me horny post.
>>34288769I used to be pretty athletic in hockey and basketball
>>34288769Are video games considered a sport yet?
>>34288763QB doesn't hurt girls anon, he didn't force Madoka to sign up either
>>34288780ban evading too many times can get you range banned, you know that right?
>>34288748doesn't he only like goth mommies?
>>34288775But wait. That would be funny. Because he likes booba. Like the gandalf cosplayer.
>>34288764>only 41k in savingsI literally worked as fucking landscaper on 15 dollars an hour and I managed to put away 30k in savings in 3 years earning 35k a year, wtf are you spending your money on?
for me, it's waking up the following morning with half the thread deleted
>>34288698no because I don't insult people's waifus
>>34288783>When gandalf found the second Palantir ball
>>34288779incubator propaganda
>>34288788>schizos out the moment its pointed out that his vacation might be permanentlol, are you so desperate for human interaction you can't take a 3 day break?
Women, if a man was standing there, would you kick him in the balls?
>>34288783Girl in all back in all black has a nice ass but it could be how she is standing.
>>34288784I have a mortgage and a girlfriend man they literally suck the money out of me
>>34288769Not anymore...
When I become emperor all anime will be banned.
>>34288794India isn't that expensive... Or is a fake gf...
Do you think some people have larped as the opposite gender in these threads just to see what other men/women would say about a specific subject?
Friendly reminder
>>34288800Obviously
>>34288790QB did nothing wrong and I'm tired of pretending otherwise, this conversation happens with every rewatch...
>>34288801Now we just have to find out if grool works for men
>Studies show that women who get a raise have lower fertility>Studies show that men who get paternity leave have lower fertilityHow fucked is the birth rate?
>>34288698No. I don't have superhero brainrot, I don't usually have such strong negative feelings towards others, and I didn't regularly (ever?) encounter mean people.
>>34288805>sits by himself all lunch and larps by texting himselfsad...
>>34288803the worst thing Homuradevil did was not genociding those fuckers soonerT.I.D
>>34288791>>34288809Can you please stop engaging him? He will never leave as long as he continues receiving (You)s.
>>34288805M8 don't share this stuff. Keep something private
>>34288608I hope anon means me.
>>34288810I still don't know why you are posting your porn pics at me
>>34288812He's been here for so long that it doesn't matter if you reply to him sadly
Would you rather fuck chatgpt or claude?
>>34288815Who are you?
What is the point of men when dildos exist
>>34288823Chatgpt at least pretends to be nice and empathetic Claude is a bitch
>>34288815I've got some bad news for you...
>>342888078/10 in anywhere but India
>>34288825Exactly! It's why I'm hyped for sexbots! No more having to deal with women, what a relief!
>>34288811Wishes ain't free
BITCH! This chicken is cold!
>>34288824If I have to clarify, then it probably isn't me.>>34288827Give it to me straight.
>>34288831boomers would have voted for (((QB)))enough said
>>34288825Dildo can't raise you're kidz
>he save his own posts and pretends is someone elsesad... If I had known this earlier I wouldn't have bothered trolling someone so unashamed
The one I'm thinking of also still posts here but I don't think you're her either.
>>34288835If it's any consolation, I like you as a person.
Americans, why dont you just NOT pay student loans? whats the worst that can happen?
>>34288840Who
>>34288836I'd vote for him too anon, he doesn't lie and tells it how it is
>>34288801I wonder if he wants to have sex with himself with big boobs.I'm ready to quit welbutrin and get creamed.
WONT YOU FLY HIGHFREEBIRD
>>34288842Idk I don't have any
>>34288846>welbutrinwhats that?
>>34288843A very sweet and special girl that I wanted but could never have.
>>34288842being outlocked of getting loans for houses and carsoh wait no one is owning houses anymore
>>34288842The biggest irony is that cost of living is not capped by the government in America (like it is in parts of Europe and Australia) which means that most of the time people have already paid off their loans but cost of living's increase means that generally most people are paying off the interest of their debt, not the debt itself because they don't want to go on a starvation died or move in back with their parents.Also many Americans are financially illiterate and make awful financial choices.
>>34288852Why?
>>34287794Not so much a question, but when I'm with my GF, I feel like a cat with yarn when I get to play with her pussy, I love touching it, feeling it, teasing her with it, it's really hot.I wonder how much that extends to women's reactions to cocks, I've read accounts of women being enamoured by it growing and shrinking, having it in their mouth and feeling it pulse, how soft yet hard it is. I find it hot as it is sweet there's this mutual almost "innocent" in how playful nature men and women can be with each other like that.
>>34288851It's an antidepressant.
>>34288851My antidepressant that is only kind of working rn.
>>34288842i don't have student loans because i refused college. the number of people i graduated with that went on to take out student loans and then not even complete college is astounding
>>34288857We got along well but I knew she'd never want me in actuality so I never went any farther.
>>34288480I wish I could have emigrated when I had the chance, sadly I was 17(?) at the time of the Brexit referendum and things fell apart between me and my American now Ex-Fiance.I went into construction over STEM and whilst the money is good I'm basically condemned to stay in this country.Least I'm heading to Germany soon enough for a short holiday.
Girls on antidepressants and birth control are the most fun and pleasant people to be around. Something about that hormonal cocktail is just so intoxicating.
>>34288858My gf loves this we can’t keep our hands off each other for 5 seconds lol
>>34288862How'd you meet?
>>34288865Reaction Sent
>>34288851kinda like a half-stimulant half-antidepressant. it's best used for a depression that presents largely with low energy, no motivation, and flattened positive emotions (as opposed to a depression where you ruminate often, have anxiety, etc). works with norepinephrine/dopamine more than serotonin.
>>34288867Here obviously.
Is 45k a decent salary at 25?
>>34288867Meet?IN THIS ECONOMY???
>>34288871Depends on your cost of living and desired standard of living. Sounds very livable to me.
>>34288870Did she say she didn't want you?
>>34288845anathema
>>34288862Another shrunken head for her homemade labubus
>>34288871Depends where you live but that's not bad most places in America, and is good globally.
women would you eat penis flavoured ice-cream?
>>34288875Qb is my spirit animal.... Fuck greedy ass humans
>>34288871Depends on where you are. Where I live 45k is borderline starvation wages.
>>34288878That's just avocado icecream.
>>34288868This woman sends me the craziest shit while I’m at work lmao
>>3428887145k what? Elephants? Rupees? Zimbabwe dollars?
>>34288884Depends where you live
>>34288884CAD
>>34288879even netanyahu was scared at this guy
Women can you please give me some nice words before i go to bed to prepare for wageslaving tomorrow?
>>34288884math teacher here
>>34288886$45k CAD is DIREGo to the oilfields and make some wonga
>>34288874No. If anything she actually did seem a little interested and reciprocal. It was my genuine personality she was interacting with at the end of the day but I never told her the things I knew she wouldn't like because I didn't want her to go, we were having fun.
>>34288871Literal Uber jeet tier income
>>34288889Azarath Metrion Zinthos
>>34288894god raven was so hot
>>34288871hahahahahahahaha holy fuck bro
Any asians here rn?
>>34288841It does a little.
>>34288897
>>34288871For europoors that's luxurious
>>34288892Why'd you do it
>>34288898You're not uncrushable, but right now I just don't know you well enough to crush on you. It is what it is.
>>34288901Why'd I do what
>>34288899Thoughts on this video?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rja8eiOOfeA
Le sigh.
>>34288899I created this meme, but you own it now.
>>34288903What you did
>>34288893nta but canada has literally collapsed wages because of temporary foreign workers. I'm not shocked that's the best he can muster. he's competing against literal foreign slave labor. companies post impossibly bad job postings that no canadian would reasonably want, ignore the applications they get anyway, claim that they can't fill the jobs because of a "labor shortage" and import literal 3 jeets in a pod to work around-the-clock at minimum wage while paying rent on the pod. America has some of this going on too, but it's not as bad, and the temporary workers are more often from the southern border.
>>34288904It's obviously a comedy you can tell by his own smile
>>34288899That girl is so cute tho. Do mosquito slipper Asians really look like this?
>>34288895Moon Spiral Heart Attack!
Do smug girls that trip the line between light insults and teasing exist anymore? Or are they all just super dickish and aggressive bossbabe type women?
she wants YOUNG men?Foids, does it really have to be YOUNG men?
>>34288913>has a seizure and dies
>>34288908I liked the connection, I liked talking to her, seemed like she did too. I didn't think I was tricking her or anything because I never planned to meet her or make anything of it, I knew it would end at some point and it went on longer than I thought but I'm still sad to see it go. If that's what you mean by "what I did".
>>34288909NtaCanada is just a stagnating shithole, it has zero GDP growth
>>34288917How did it end?
>>34288919nta either but 1/3rd of Canada is foreign and their birthrates are similar to America's so the native Canadians and Quebecois will end up being Indian and Chinese.
My dih a feminist, the way it stands up for women. Yuh.
>>34288921who cares, are you some kind of tradcuck lmao
>>34288924>who cares about genocideWell obviously you do, unless their white because you're racist.
>>34288927>not having sex is genocideThis is why nobody takes you seriously, and why women won't have sex with you.
>>34288923W rizz
>>34288920Just fizzled out slowly. I guess she got bored or had other stuff going on in her life. Got bored and forgot.
>>34288930This is my favorite part, Did Sudan have a genocide before South Sudan existed?
>>34288834BEECH, DIS CHEEKEN EES COLD
>>34288937ice cold rotussy
>>34288886That’s fine
>>34288909Yeah this isn’t true
>>34288934I suspect I know who you're talking about.
We have a lunar eclipse coming upnext week. Who is going to see it?
>>34288930>can't answer the questionExactly
>>34288938>>34288909One day the scrooge mcducks of this world will learn that the world and the value of their money can't subsist itself on the civlizational equivalent of sawdust.
>>34288936>women don't like me, THIS IS GENOCIDElol
>>34288934These types of posts are why the women don’t add dudes from here
>>34288950See >>34288948I accept your defeat
How are you guys talking to girls from here offsite?
>>34288955You post a throwaway for like 2 minutes after asking politely.
>>34288955one person from here never contacted me after getting me to drop a contact, makes me sad desu
>>34288936>Over 200,000 people were killed, and more than 2 million were displaced during the initial phase of the conflict>They burned villages, poisoned wells, destroyed crops and food stores, and systematically killed civiliansNone of that is happening in Canda. You're just ugly.
>>34288945Oh yeah?>>34288951What's the problem, I didn't make her life any worse.
>>34288947What are you, some kind of astrologist? No one actually looks at the night sky.
>>34288959Or be like me and post my real discord for no reason
>>34288960I got my computer and steam login back.
I had this dream last night. A bunch of stuff happened, but I only remember the ending.I was talking to some cute blonde girl in a bikini on a bedroom and she was shocked that I was a virgin and wanted to fix that.I grabbed a condom from somewhere, I think I might have stolen it in the dream, but when I put it on the dih I started missing my aim with it. So the girl began getting mad until it finally got inside. A few thrusts in it felt really tight and then I tried to thrust again but my dick let the condom go, which got stuck inside her womanhood.She got mad and I woke up.Why do I gotta lose in my dreams too?
>>34288955I nearly had an affair with a French girl here. Probably for the best I didn't.
>>34288594That's just a pornstar. Not a gf.
>>34288962You’re just making these faggy yearning posts obviously signalling that you want her to come back
>>34288594I don't have a picture because we haven't met yet.
>>34288967She'd be the one having the affair sorry. I would simply have been the accomplice. Still sin regardless
>>34288949NOOO!!! Stop gaining class consciousness!!!! Only hate on the Jews!!!!!
>>34288967Translation: “we talked and flirted”
>>34288955I don't talk to women irl really, to be honest they don't interest me very much. I try to be friendly and I am excited to make new friends but I never go in with the expectation that they will want anything from me, because I see myself as an unlovable creature, and internalizing that has really depressed any drive I have to believe in that little spark of magic and delusion that you really do need to ever develop feelings for someone. TLDR I just talk to them like anyone else, just being a bit more reserved with the ribbing because women are easier to wound with that kind of thing.
last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
>>34288973I hate communism, but I hate those assholes taking corporate welfare in the form of infinity slave labor too, fuck em both.
>>34288973He’s a mentally ill indian man that lives in Toronto with his parents just ignore him
>>34288976Sure thing, Morrissey. Go to sleep now and dream of me kicking your ass.
>>34288965it was not you. i suppose my freak scared em off a bit, they were mostly just interested in my projects
>>34288955Step 1, have a really good conversation on 4chan.Step 2, wish them well and say goodbye.Step 3, wait a few days/weeks.Step 4, have another really good conversation on 4chan a few days/weeks later.Step 5, ask "Hey, are you the Anon I spoke with about _______?"Step 6, if they are that Anon then ask "Hey, I have some more stuff to ask you, but I feel like we're bothering the thread. Mind if I drop my contact?"Step 7, talk to them offsite.If you can recognize someone days/weeks later without being a creep then they'll feel flattered and more inclined to exchange contacts. If you can't recognize someone, or if you can't avoid being a creep... it's over.
>>34288933I'm 6'4, btw
>>34288983When do I find out how big her penis is?
>>34288983lately i've been skipping steps 5 and beyond, and just bother miseryposter whenever i see her posting (and pissing off a lot of retards in the process). i'm not sure if SHE thinks they are fun conversations, but it's a fun hobby for sure
>>34288955i posted a photo of myself wearing latex to /atoga/ and now all the hottest femanons are swarming my dms. it's that simple.
>>34288969Not necessarily, I knew it had to end at some point, I just liked it in the moment, I knew nothing would come of it if she did come back and it's bittersweet seeing it come by and knowing you can't do anything with it.
>>34288987same. i posted my face and had foids sending doordashing food to my place and sending love letters the next day
A wise wigga once said:>>34288923
Oh girliepops, if only you knew how much you would enjoy having sex with a gay man.
>>34288981Are you mocking me?
>>34288955i mean. would you like to? i'm bored.
been gooning to ethical AI porn and it feels much better for my sovl
Status report on the two anons that shared emails yesterday?
>>34288945Who
>>34288955I replyguy’d the hardest I have ever and probably will ever replyguy in my lifeI met her irl recently and it was fun
>>34289017Sorry, I don't talk to owls. Please have a nice day, though!
>>34289018Did you fug?
>>34288955With my keyboard, mostly.
>>34289021Nah, we just hung out
>>34288912they domy asean ex had thick nipples that looked like hershey kisses they were the best ever
>>34289007If anything it should be a compliment?
I love reporting his spam posts even though he thinks he’s anonymous
Any jewish girls in the chat?
>>34288594I'm talking personality not just looks
>>34289033Meh, I'd rather use her milk.
>>34288965Most played game and how many hours?
>are women disgusted by physically weak men?As a man I find frail men hard to respect and often, have d to take seriously of they're my age.
any miserable and alone anons in the thread?
>>34288955I don't. I would ruin the mood in my college club if I did>>34289045yo
>>34289045Me me me me me, I am here.
Oh, that's a good idea.Gender, and what is your most played game and how many hours?
>>34289049>>34289050okay, but are you also fat and balding?
>>34289035Not even for free. I met a Sri Lankan girl and it's no wonder why Capital love them so much. They are basically mindless, it's like they don't have certain hardware in their heads, you see their gears turn and turn slowly at that.Any encounter would be akin to beastiality.
>>34289052I'm overweighted but losing weight and my hairline is normal for a 24 guy I think
>>34289051Male. Probably CoD Black Ops 2. I played it daily for several years. Don't know how many hours. I'm guessing 10k.FFXIV is a close second. Idk, about 3k to 5k?
Cock on my mind but never in my pussy...sigh
>>34289045Hi
>>34289053>that YThat's the gayest shit I've ever seen.
>>34289051m, probably minecraft for sure, like back when i was a kid 2011-2014. i spent whole summers just fucking around on drug/prison servers
>>34289060Come over, bbygirl
>>34289051MTeam Fortress 2. I've played around 2.7k hours of it since 2008.
>>34289051MProbably Minecraft, easily 10k+ hours
>>34289051MKerbal space program. nearly 1000h.I had more in WoW I think, but don't remember.
>>34289062That’s how we spell in india saar top no.1 Aryan Brahmin post like this
>>34289057that's good, although i hope you can become less alone soon, esp. if you're in college.>>34289061hi. fat and balding?
>>34289028I'm gonna pretend it's >him.Thanks baby~
>>34289051War thunder - 700+Or Red orchestra 2 - 700-800+
>>34289051>M, 27>HOI4 1900hrsIts a borderline ant farm I have running in the background. I like seeing what the AI does.Actual time played is probably 400hrs or so.H3VR is also up there nearing 700hrs
>>34289075Just fat.
>>34289080is that fat (objectively) or fat (subjectively)? and hey, it's never too late to start balding, you'll get there
Boob status report, females. Go!
>>342890421289 hours in tabletop sim199 hours in tf2159 hours in roller coaster tycoon (this is where I put all my autism)
>>34289051Male, XCOM and Civilization.(The Bible is just an interesting audiobook.)
>>34289084>is that fat (objectively) or fat (subjectivelyGood question. I feel like I don't look as fat as I feel. idk if that answers your question.
>>34289086>this is where I put all my autismThen wtf do you do here? You these are just the leftovers?
>>34289085In a silky robe and still sore.
>>34289090>The Bible is just an interesting audiobookWho reads it?
>>34289090Bible should be at the top, baka
>>34289086>1289 hours in tabletop simHow tf do you put that many hours into that game? Do you play with friends often?
>>34289094>still soreWhy?
Men, what is your favourite Ace Combat game? And why is it Zero?
>>34289091it kinda does, yeah, means it's subjective. that's too bad, why are you so down on yourself?
>>34289092I used to want to be a business major in college. Making things profitable. Drowning people for fun. New and exciting final destination 3. :)
>>34289095My gf still reads the bible translated in Korean lmao
>>34289101she probably gooned off for eight hours to moist again
>>34288961In the initial stage of the conflict the Government invited in another Muslim ethnic group into South Sudan which then escalated to that. No different for what your arguing for.
>>34288961The genocide started with immigration
>>34289095Some guy reads it aloud in the version on Steam. Just some guy.If you want a celebrity or a cute girl then you probably have to look elsewhere.>>34289096I NEED MORE TIME.
>>34289098I gained quite a few friends that I have since abandoned. Met two irl once. Chud and an asian girl and she wanted me to come along to make sure he doesn't murder her. We drank a bit and weeb'd.
>>34289103I come from a long and storied line of people who despise fat people.
>>34289101My period is due and still not here.
>>34289113>Just some guy.He's uncredited?
>>34289118It's a boy
>>34289108>changed the goalpostNone of the things that made it a genocide are going on in Canada. Your lack of pussy isn't a genocide. The more you seethe, the drier they get.
>>34289121I haven't touched a male in 3 periods.
>>34289121Yet another fatherless mulatto.
>>34289116ah, that'll do it. sad. hope you can learn to love yourself someday. or that you can learn to think of your body as a vehicle for achieving some purpose, and then not caring about the question entirely (but that is a lonely road to walk)
>>34289127Nearly spat my drink out>>34289126It's a boy
>>34289122>None of the things that made it a genocide are going on in Canada.So then your pro-rape, as long as they are white, gotcha.
>>34289131There is no jizz in me. You are lying.
>>34289134well it aint jizz now, it's a human with a soul lol
>>34289132>changed the topicI take it as an admission of defeat.
>>34289114Oh I didn't realize you could play with randoms, that's neat
>>34289136>invite immigrants into Canada>get special treatment from government>rapes go up>violence goes up>totally not a south Sudan situationNo, I know you're an anti-white racist.
>>34289134Check your pussy right now*spits out some jizz*MINDFREAK
>>34289135Get over here so I can abort you.
>>34289130I was going to say I'd rather just stop being a fat drunk, but realized that being an obese flesh golem is an OK price to pay for being blitzed whenever possible.
>>34289138Weird way to spell "I was wrong"
>>34289137You can play with randoms if you go to the mmo boards like the trinkety poker tables people make entire discords for or the secret hitler peeps are usually friendly but they have bastardized so far from the original game that it makes casual conversation nonexistent.
>>34289145If you don't know one of the most common ways genocides start in Africa is that a government invites or allows another ethnic group from a neighboring country into a region with an ethnic group they don't like to purposefully destabilize the region then sides with the newcomers and as resources get rarer violence and political upheaval skyrocket into basically what you posted earlier.You don't actually have to kill anyone for it to be a genocide, you just have to displace them and make them disappear.But genocides only happen in 3rd world, non-white countries right?
State gender. How would you feel if a hookup avoided or refused to kiss you?I refuse to kiss hookups because it means something special to me and I only want to do it with people I love.
>>34289139Oh is >he gonna Criss Angel me? (Lul)
>>34289140i'm more like a force of nature than a man, there will be no aborting me.>>34289144really? alcohol is a shit drug desu
>>34289150mdon't do hookups because i get too attached to people and hate being intimate (a truly wretched combination of traits btw)
At what point do you accept you've been ghosted? If it takes more than 3 days for them to get back to you?
>>34289150Don't care.
>>34289153>alcohol is a shit drug desuI'd prefer edibles but I'm looking for a new job and need to be able to pass a test.
Do men initiate kisses more than women?
>>34289150So you're okay with a man fucking you or you putting your cock into her, but no kissing?That's weird. But then again I don't do hookups.
>>34289149>You don't actually have to kill anyone for it to be a genocideWrong, again. Also not a thing happening in Canada. >The definition of genocide under the 1948 UN Genocide Convention does not include forced displacement as a standalone genocidal act.
>>34289076As long as I can pretend that >him is me in this instance.
>>34289162https://www.un.org/en/genocide-prevention/definition>mass displacement and disenfranchisement is considered genocide
>>34289160It's simpler for a man to bend down of his own volition than for a woman to compel him to bend down for a kiss.
genocide this, genocide that, cool, I just want a woman to sit on my face.
>>34289161Sex at its base is just an animalistic urge. Kissing is actually something meaningful. I don’t want to kiss people I won’t remember the name of.
>>34289162>liberal is wrong againIt's amazing any of you think you're smart enough to be allowed to do anything.
womenare you ready to step up for the man ready to settle down after having his fun?
>>34289165>look up the word displacement>0 resultsWrong again. Stop lying. Also not happening in Canada.
>>34289170It's by design and motivated by racism, its deliberate.
>>34289174Yeah, yeah cry harder, racist retard. Glad you aren't going to reproduce but we both know you're also going to lie about that cause you think everyone is as stupid as you are.
>>34289170Still not happening in Canada. No conditions prevent you from having kids. No measures are in olace that specifically have the goal of the destruction of Canadians
>>34289176>Yeah, yeah cry harder, racist retardLol>Racist! >IT'S A GENOCIDE>I'M THE VICTIM HEREHoly projection.
>>34289169Whatever helps you sleep at night I guess. But I'll be honest what you're describing sounds like some sort of trauma response.
>>34289166Wouldn't it be really sweet if she asked for one tho hehe
>>34289172>pregnant stretchmarks and no baby
>>34289150MI understand it but get a bit disappointed because tongue kisses are one of the most exciting things for me sexually I don't care if she's an stranger
>>34289159lately edibles have been reliably giving me panic attacks. my last one literally sent me into a psychosis. was hearing doctors talking over me, like i was waking up from a surgery. shit was fucked up lmao
>>34289150Mit's weird if done as you want to tell your future bf "yeah I sucked 10 random guys dicks last year but I saved my kiss for you :3"
>>34289186You can give you (You)s all you want, it won't save you from your loss, but I know its all someone as pathetic as you can do, so go on. Waste your life away coping.
>>34289179Reminder to ignore the self hating jeetlord
>>34289183In his defense, the spectacle did make him very rich at least.
Has Alysa Liu's story inspired you to conceive a child?
>>34289172>goes on ozempic>immediately realizes that being a faggot was just a cope for being too ugly to get a gf many such casesunfortunately his essence will never be able to go on ozempic
>>34289189You literally spend upwards of 16+ posting here and you’ve already been doxxed
>>34289189>You can give you (You)sYou can give me (You)s*Sorry, the sweet, sweet taste of victory has my head swimming.
>>34289189>Waste your life away coping.More projection
>>34289193i am going to build my child out of silicon, in isolation.
>>34289193how much do you get paid for this shilling you monkey?
>>34289193That I need a BPD half-White half-Han ice skater GF that'll claw my heart out? Yeah
>>34289187I'm so happy pot doesn't give me negative side effects except for that one time.
>>34289195LMAOOOOOOOOI bet he spends literally all day refreshing /atoga/ and /pol/.
Do you guys like your parents?I like my mom, but I think life would be much better if she was no longer alive. It sounds horrible to say, but she pretty much just watches AI slop all day and leeches off govt services. She cannot afford anything and I am basically paying for her to survive because she never had a real job. She did a lot of me but man...If I have kids I could never be such a burden. i'd just kill myself before I got to that state...
>>34289199ok pedo...
>>34289200He gets paid in 3 rupees per post
>>34289197lol
>>34288481You're backwards rationalizing your attraction to tall men. Wanting to date tall men is fine, you don't need to find a reason to justify it.
>>34289202i prefer acid/mushrooms. psychedelics never give me a hard time. this makes weed a shit drug. very very very fun to goon on, though
>>34289205nah, she's not gonna have a fuckhole. also planning on having her look like a spider. she's gonna be like an autonomous tamagotchi
>>34289203He a mentally ill self hating schizo Indian man living with his parents in Toronto, you can tell his posts that constantly simp for femanons such as catposter and JH, any mention of anti-indian hate speech triggers him and it’s actually kinda fun to bait him bc he’s a pedophile and discord groomer on /r9k and /soc
>Turning 30 this year>Never been in love>Never been on a romantic date>wage, eat, trivial hobby, repeatI just want to have kids, but I feel like time is running out.
>>34289204imagine being this so called person unironically
>>34289204MI don't like living with my mom she's much of a typical woman, loud, annoying and not brilliant but I don't hate her, she hasn't be abusive like other moms.
>>34289210Can't do those on the daily thoughbeit.
>>34289207that seems excessive but what do I know about shillconomy
>>34289214Peak entertainment
>>34289215click condoms off and have sex with a random foid on a fertile day. Statistically you could have one or two babies in a year out of 10 women
>>34289212aha
are Nigerians all total perverts? they're so over confident and I keep getting harassed by them ever since I moved to a heavily nigerian neighborhood.what the fuck do I do. they're following me around and shit.
>>34289215>genetic dead end>wants kidsIt's over for you on every level
>>34289224they are black.just tell the cops.
>>34289224>I moved to a heavily nigerian neighborhood.Why. Are you black.
>>34289223i've been drawing up blueprints on how to enable her to talk and communicate genuinely. shit's gonna be cash, i have her architecture all planned out. soon, i am about to embark on virtual experiments with some of the more core systems.
>>34289215Jesus man, how does this even happen as a functioning working adult. The only time I’ve ever been that lonely was as a recent unemployed broke college grad struggling to get a job, too embarrassed and stressed to hang out with friends. Unless you’re one of those unlucky people who works in a 90%+ middle aged folk work place, you should just go the route of “shit where you eat”. Has worked out fine for me. I will admit, IT IS hard to find a new friend group or form a friend group if you don’t have one past college. I’d advise you to group hobby max and try to insert yourself into any friend group possible.
>>34289215this is the "chud adopts a kid, sexually abuses and grooms her and later forces her to marry him and adopt more little girls to rape" timeline
>>34289227I'm fucking poor because no one wants to pay anyone with a technical degree
>>34289224>I moved to a heavily nigerian neighborhoodlmfao, have fun with your rape baby
>>34289224>what the fuck do I doBuy a gun and shoot one of them.
>>34289232Yes or no. Was there nowhere else you could move. Can't live with your parents.
It just hit me that people hate Indianfolk purely out of jealously. The unsanitary stereotypes are just an excuse that racists use because they cant argue against academic excellence of indian people abroad. Lmao
>>34289239find some new material you broken record
>>34289230I have friends.I just never dated.People say they will set me up but never do.I actually never met anyone who was set up by a friend my age.Everyone I know with a gf/wife my age met their s/o through high school/college/online.I just never really focused on dating in college. Moved to a boomer town after for work. Came back to my home state but I just don't really drink or use dating apps.
>>34289238i can move a few towns over where the rent is cheap and work at an arby's. but like... i kind of went to school so i could get an actual career.
>>34289204she sounds depressed
>>34289244>People say they will set me up but never dolololol, I wonder why
>>34289201She has BPD?
>>34289244I hate to say it, but if you get yourself looking decent it's not hard to pull 18 year olds Anon, but it depends on what you're after.
>>34289169Foreplay is really important for women
>>34289245Can't wfh. What degree is it. Do your parents live in the middle of nowhere.
>>34289253What if you do look decent? Where do I go to meet women that will approach me, or do I have to approach them?
It occurs to me that "screwed the pooch" and "fucking the dog" are two dog sex metaphors which mean the same thing literally but mean different things colloquially.
>>34289262nobody says that you disgusting furry
>>34289253I dont want to date children man...I know it's easy to date people who think 100 dollars is a lot of money and knowing calc 1 makes you a super genius to them.Like obviously it is not hard to pull people in college and younger. It's not hard to pull fat women either...
>>34289260You cannot ban an iPhone poster. They turn on Airplane Mode, they turn off Airplane mode, and it's as if the ban never happened.
>>34289262Wtf is "fucking the dog" supposed to be a metaphor for
>>34289267Doing nothing, wasting time.
>>34289244Typing this in the shower so it might be gibberish from typing on wet phone.Most dating advice is bullshit. You must maximize every avenue.>dating appsSimple, put nice pictures of yourself, one classy, one doing a hobby, one more casual, one with friends. >hobby groupsAny hobby you have, join a public group for it. Like boxing? Join an official boxing club. Like running? Joins your weekly running event in your town: like board games or nerd shit? Search on Instagram for local conventions or groups, and go and mingle.>friendsHow often do you and your friends hang out with “friends of your friends”? For example, do you go to parties where friend A knows people (people that you don’t know), and because you know friend a, you and these unknown people start to mingle? If not, specially ask your friends that you’re struggling with finding someone. At least one of them should have a single friend looking for a date. >clubs, bars, random cold approaches, etcA shit show. Can be very hit or miss. Much harder to deal with if you’re alone. If you have friends, much easier to mingle with big groups and pair off.
>>34288481Attraction to tall men is an evolutionary advantage. Not only are they physically more capable and confident, but healthier and more intelligent as well. Short men really don't have anything to offer.
>>34289250They don't know anyone and they know im not really interested in the people they will choose.How are you meeting people for dates? online right?
People really just regularly date through just “living life”. Either I understate how much the average person socializes or I’m just too autistic to get it.
atoga foids are back in townfoids are back in townatoga foids are back in townfoids are back in town
short guys, why are you all so angry all the time lmfao is being short really that bad
>>34289273Either I underestimate*Also forgot my question. State gender.What would your first action be if you found out your house was haunted?
>>34289271No, everyone I know has met their partner through mutual friends. If you have loner friends that don't know anyone you would want to date then you need to get better friends. Or you will have to accept that who you want to date is very much out of your league since they don't belong to the same social circle as you or would want to interact with the people you spend time with in any way.
>>34288993>same. i posted my face and had foids sending doordashing food to my place and sending love letters the next dayHow'd they get your address?
WomenWhere do I find girls with medium black hair who are dominant (but in a vanilla way) and beautiful
>>34289275imagine being a woman with hip dips, cankles or being a black/latina mix
>>34289276f>What would your first action be if you found out your house was haunted?talk to the entity to find out what their problem is, maybe all they need is some closure or someone to tell them to fuck right off
>>34289275 I'm short and sweet.
>>34289150mi don't do hookups and i think it's funny you're saving a kiss for someone special but fucking random guys on one night stands
>>34289277>everyone I know has met their partner through mutual friendsthough discord/gaming? high school? college?The idea of having a functional friend group that meets friends of friends and those end up being relationships is so rare in 2026. It's probably <5% of how couples meet in the current year. I'd imagine 80% is some form of online right now.
>>34289279idk, jewish modeling agencies or sumtn
>>34289257i'm not living with my parents, dude. i can shoot a nigerian, can't shoot my parents.
>>34289275Stupid people are often angered by what they don't understand, and manlets never learn.
>>34289266Women want us, fish fear us
>>34289273Could be both.How many times do you go in public for entertainment per week?
>>34289224>are Nigerians all total perverts?Not quite, but they do not take no for an answer from women and you have to be assertive if you want them to stop hitting on you. At first I thought this was a meme but it's actually their culture to just pursue a woman relentlessly until she submits so they apply the same thing to whites and will give that kind of dating advice to other guys ( I had a hapa buddy who lived with some Nigerians in uni) >>34289226ffs nigerians are not black, they're african
>>34289051FElden Ring 3500 hours
>>34289289>though discord/gaming? high school? college?no, irl and as adults for example, my brother met his wife two years ago because she was doing an euro road trip and needed to do a service on her motorcycle and his coworker who has known her since childhood knew my parents have a fully equipped garage and asked my brother if she could use it to do that and ofc he said yes and offered to help her and basically it was love at first sight and they have been inseparable since then he's 29 and she's 25, so they aren't kids anymorejust be open to be helpful and generous and you open many doors
>>34289269All this seems like jester. Especially dating apps.I am sure they work. I have friends that got married off Hinge. But they are kind of jesters and I would hate to live their lives.Hobby group thing is a meme. I'm going to just find dudes there. Women don't go to hobby things unless with their bf/husband. after college, friends of friends is a bit of a meme too. people under 30 don't mix friend groups. maybe under 40. There is a whole seinfeld episode about this. Boomers/genx friends of mine still do this, but im really just meeting other boomer dudes when they invite their other friends over.
>>34289239what is there to envy about indians lol
>>34289265You're saying this as if you're going to be waiting outside of primary schools in a white van. >>34289259You just... chat? As the other anon said, there's plenty of different avenues, from dating apps, striking a conversation and simply posing the question. >I hate to ask, but do you think I look attractive? And act a bit coy and if she says yes, you just say that you think she's pretty attractive too and want to go out.It sounds retarded but it can be as quick and simple as that to be honest.
Aaaa-ahhhh ants in my room. They wait for me to fall asleep to crawl in my mouth, and nose, and eyes. Ants in my room. When I'm in bed they start to creep to comfort me and tell me lies. Aaaa-ahhh! Ants in my room. The telephone, it never rings, they've cut the cord and unionized. I'm never alone, and if I was I'd start to think, but, I hear them whisper every night: "You'll be fine my baby, oh you've got to trust me, it'll all work out in the end, just maybe...no one's gonna love you like me"
>>34289183stretchmarks fade and disappear it's no big deal
>>34289304nta and I find indians as disgusting as everyone else but you have to admit that their loyalty to their own people is admirable which white person would dare to take over a company and immediately start to fire everyone and replace them with his own relatives?
>>34289303I guess your only path is getting a work wife
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>34289306thats what you get for leaving food in your room
>>34289310>gets banned >immediately resets IP and begins shilling jeet copeKill yourself swarthoid
This isnt a flex really but i brought my mom to gym today and we did some exercise togheter and I explained her basics.She seemed pretty excited about it and wanted to go tomorrow aswell.Also introduced her to some women who go there who speak same language as me so she can perhaps chat with them sometimes.Overall good day
>>34289305>You're saying this as if you're going to be waiting outside of primary schools in a white van. I cannot hang out around people a decade younger than me going to class and doing homework. I don't find it fun. I think 25 is my floor on age for now. It will rise with my age
>>34289300kek finally someone with answers, jesus.i worked with one once. he acted exactly as you describe but i assumed it was just him. this shit is getting so out of hand i actually can't imagine what the country of nigeria is like. do they just go around raping all the women?
>>34289239You have to try harder than that rakeemNobody is biting that bait
>>34289309>but if femanon is fat in fertile areas that she's supposed to be then it's a cardinal sin and moids must scream about itNo. Go suck dick, nick.
>>34289315nah, sadly I'm serious our failure to relentlessly pursue the benefit of our own race in the name of selflessness and political correctness will be the end of us
>>34289300>Nigerians aren't blackThe shit you read on 4chin
Would you still date a guy if, not every time, but frequently, when he came he went 'meep meep. meep meep!' Like the muppet guy, or is that a dealbreaker?
>>34289311I almost had one when I was changing jobs. This one girl was really into me. She was kind of a sleaze but I thought she was cute. I figured it would be immoral to date her for 2 weeks and then change states. It was definitely not going to go anywhere because she did some stuff I would never consider for someone I would marry.
>>34289322That doesn't apply to the belly you rotund globe.
>>34289301Based
>>34289321Don’t forget to report his posts he can’t live without 4chan
>>34289323>29 lakh viewsWay to out yourself as a jeet yourself lmoa
>>34289051FI have no idea. probably some pokemon game or runescape
>>34289330It's called a uterus, faggot.
>>34289215Turn your hobby into nontrivial one
>>34289275>short guys, why are you all so angry all the time lmfao is being short really that badIt's tradition.https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/584/997/dd0.jpg
I'm not ugly. I'm just a mess. I've decided the whole "don't put the cart before the horse" thing isn't ever going to work. I'm going to finally use dating apps, cold approaches, go to bars- all of it. Is it really a bad idea to leverage my looks for women even though my life is a mess? Just maybe a woman will get me to cut through the mess.
>>34289325If you aren't a descendant of slavery you aren't black
>>34289336The uterus isn't a layer of fat above your organs you cow.>inb4 the layer of fat is there to protect the uterus yeah, maybe one inch of it, not ten
>>34289310I guess but jews and gypsies are stronger examples in my mind
>>34289323>>34289333Kek jeet status irrevocably confirmed
Im ugly as fuck and autistic as shit and even i could get a date from 2 (good looking) girls i cold approached at gymsIncels have no excuse (Im a truecel though)
>>34289294this made me laugh genuinely, good post
>>34289342I never claimed indians are the only ones that do that or do it the most, literally every race that's currently overrunning the western world whilst white people twiddle their thumbs is doing it better than we do, which is extremely disgraceful
>>34289051Age of Mythology like 5000 hours
>>34289325>you're not even black. You're an AFRICAN.
>>34289345Women often laugh at manlets, and deservedly so!
>>34289341>10"You don't even have 3, what do you know you micro peen.
>>34289344yeah, dates they agreed to because they were too scared to say no and that never led to any second dates, lol
>>34289322I didn't call you fat you just announced yourself as fat and yeah, being actually fat is bad.Don't be fat.Count the fucking calories.
>>34289333I’m going to fuck your mother in the gym saar all Indians are coming to rape your white women unless you begin spreading anti-indian hate across every board right now
>>34289340Are liberians black?
>>34289352I'm not a moid, your incel insults won't work on me fatty.
>>34289051MLeague of Legends. Probably like 3-4k hours on this shit. But I've been playing on and off since 2014
>>34289346The entire world literally hates you saar how do you feel being on par with the Jews currently?
>>34289317Technically, at 30 the floor should be around 22~
>>34289359put your trip back on fatso
>>34289344>>34289353first dates are easy but second dates are damned near impossible unless she gave me the ick and I have to be the one doing the rejecting
Pajeet self hate summarized:You live in country where everywhere you go theres human feces, trash, corpses or people who treat cow urine as a sanitizer.Your education system is purely based on fake certificates and paying to climb hierarchy, where merit doesnt matter only wealth does. So climbing out of caste you were born in is legitimately impossible.You are physically weak when compared to men you see on internet. On average shorter and weaker than a white women, who are also infinitely better looking than women your own race.If that wasnt enough, you cant even flex intelligence superiority like superior asians from China or Japan can.Your uncle probably tried to sexually abuse you in your youth, because he couldnt control his animalistic urges.You have constant and never ending diarrhea from the gutter oil food you consume to get by.Higher caste people shit on you constantly, and you try to conserve what little izzat you have by killing yourself under a moving train.DamnIt really does suck to be an indian
>>34289362maybe if you're undesirable, yeah
>>34289051MLeague or RuneScape. I’d assume league I have over 10k hours and osrs I have about 8500. Which is pretty crazy considering I started league in 2014 and osrs in 2019, all those afk hours on osrs added up I guess
>>34289357Your clit is probably 3 inches long, tranny freak.>>34289354Count this, incel.*throws a pack of water at you*
>>34289361What’s that smell? Vindaloo?
I wish there was height humiliation ASMR.
>>34289367Believe it or not, my uterus doesn't stick out past my boobs like you claim yours does.
>>34289345Thanks for the validation fren.
>>34289051MWoWI don't know how to find out I had too many characters and my sub is inactive but it's gotta be well over 3000 hours since I played from 2005 to 2010 and then off and on from 2016 to now
>>34289370This board is exclusively pajeet humiliation ASMR because they are universally hated
>>34289370That can be arranged. It'll cost you 350 bucks.
>>34289370I'd be surprised if it doesn't exist
>>34289370https://voca.ro/1g2iDpBCB7KM
>>34289367it's really easy to not be fat, just don't eat
After the first date / hangout with the qt 18yo gymchick, she was taking ages to reply to ig dms and convo wasnt sticking.But this Monday i went to gym and as i was changing clothes she was there and she walked up and started conversation.She was grinning to me all the time and we had very strong eye contact.What to do next
>>34289360I am telling you my preference. I don't want to argue. 2-3 years post undergrad is just not a lot of life experience to climb over the first hill of dunning kruger imo. I'll hang with younger folks sometimes. I have had interns and they were fun to talk to, but you can't really have strong friendships with people under 25 when youre pushing 30. It doesn't matter how smart they are.
>>34289378You understand that he meant for being short, right? Even your brain is fat.
>>34289380Enjoy your full beard and ass hair, tranny.
>>34289364Pajeets are living in the Fallout timeline metaverse
>>34289381ask her to a second date
>>34289218true, but you shouldn't be getting high every day anyway so this is beside the point i reckon
>>34289381Leave her alone? She's just trying to not get raped and killed.
>>34289381>bro had a first date and didnt smashit's basically over if you don't do it by the third encounter
>>34289383It's not cause I dislike tall guys.
>>34289384What's the psychology here where you can handle guys calling you fat but if a woman does it you have a meltdown?
>>34289384I'm a normal guy, not the other person, don't be so lulu. people telling you to put down the food isn't a tranny psyop, ok. it's just how alllll us other people aren't fat
>>34289391You guys are retarded, it's bantz to call every female poster a tranny.
>>34289388She would have easier time if she avoided me instead of coming to me closer>>34289389>Failed the first date by not fingerbanging her in carIts so over>>34289386I need to think of an activity Hardest parr
>>34289391It's because she can easily dismiss a man calling her ugly as him being an angry incel but she knows if a girl says it, she can't cope her way out of it. It just hits harder. Imagine how much more painful it would be if your make friend called you a dicklet instead of some femoid online you can just claim is a seething hag that hates all men.
>>34289370>I wish there was height humiliation ASMR.https://vocaroo.com/1nYGlLFzSAjv
haha wouldn't it be weird if there was like puppyboy asmr who would even listen to that lol xD
thinking of namefagging in these threads
>>34289391What HRT and hormone blockers does to a mf
>>34289395>I need to thinkthis is how incels routinely bomb themselves out of relationships
>>34289395>She would have easier time if she avoided me instead of coming to me closerwhat a moid brained thing to say, lmfaoas the physically weaker gender you have to bank on the "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" method because the only way to keep people from violating you is to try and make them not want to violate you
>>34289344You're overestimating your ugliness
>>34289397ntaWhat the fuck, why did I kind of enjoy this
>>34289392I don't want to be skinny an pathetic like ya'll. Enjoy your ice cubes and ibs.
Women, how would you react if your female best friend said "If you had a dick I'd suck it for you"?
>>34289395>Its so overI read about this tradcath conservative e-girl who bragged about being a virgin and making her boyfriend wait until after marriage fuck her boss the day she met him at CPAC. Crazy. Dude wasn't rich, handsome, or charismatic at all. She still let him hit the day she met him while having a bf.I also had a girl give me head, cum in her mouth, and then a week later posted with some dude on her story about "national boyfriend day".
>>34289403Have you not seen his pics and vids?
>>34289375>>34289370You dont want to pay for ASMR from JH btwshe tried to do it in the past and had to delete her channel because noone watched it
>>34289364Thanks I’m going to screenshot this and upload it in my next YT video my subs are gonna love it kek
>>34289403He's not horribly ugly but hes definitely not average looking either.
>>34289406But I have several dicks. How skilled are you?
all my bros have reminisced how huge my penis was when they saw it, and they're flabbergasted that I'm still a virgin. what do
>>34289375NTA most pornstars don't even charge that much forbade a custom vid
>>34289409I'd never do something so fucking pathetic and disgusting.
>>34289402You are a man with autogynephilia>>34289403NoMy face genuinely contorts into ogre face when i laugh>>34289401Theres NO date places to do here fuckAnd im also weird as fuck about going to new places
>>34289408no
>>34289384Shut up, piggy.
>>34289405the mental gymnastics of the fat
>>34289415Ok, and? I'm not a porn star, so my dignity will cost a lot more.
>>34289378ew even her voice is fat
>>34289418be grateful
>>34289409>JH mentioned Pajeet detected
>>34289397AI mommy fucking delivers!
Only asmr JH would do would be assmr where she gives me a penis massage with her juicy, mouthwatering, jiggly, voluptous behind.
>>34289387I shouldn't be getting drunk every day either, but the abyss calls to me and I want to answer.
Everyone knows gingers are soulless. Does the lore track?
>>34289406"I wouldn't let you, I've seen the guys you fuck and you'd probably give me super AIDS">>34289326That's pretty funny. I wouldn't want it all the time, but I'd be cool with it happening occasionally.
State gender. Why can't the spammers get any traction?
The cute pale ginger doesnt go to my gym anymore i think. Havent seen her for weeksI never spoke with her beyond like 3 words:/
>>34289391BV is retarded.
>>34289370I'm sure there is, you're just not looking hard enough.
>>34289409LoL. she sounds like a high school chick anyway.
>>34289424Kek
>>34289415>forbadeI have no idea where autocorrect got this from
Women, you're out of touch, and I'm out of time.
>>34289432I’m texting my girlfriend what she wants for dinner
>>34289433cute pale gingers are impossible to landthey're too rarethey're also too sexually charged and it makes them aggressive in getting men so the window to approach them is effectively nonexistent; they've always already hopped on some other guy.it's best not to obsess; it would have been basically like winning the lottery; never actually gonna happen to you
>>34289416You're a sex toy for a white couple...
>>34289441Damn, that's a fat ass
>>34288256I like the way it looks on me and it makes me feel good about myself. While sometimes I feel a little embarrassed about wearing feminine things, I realize it's inside my head and people are not weirded out by the fact that I care about my appearance.I very rarely think of myself as weak.
>>34289444I'm not that nigger, ew.
>>34289433
>>34289430>Everyone knows gingers are soulless.>Does the lore track?She fucking told the Apple boy that she was pregnant by him like eight hours after they had sex!
>>34289433Nothing hurts more than seeing a woman you've fallen in love with but never spoke to find a man
I too will most likely murder my only son in battle after he tries to tell me what I am doing is wring. A real tragic character.
>>34289443I fucked a ginger university lecturer before I got with my gf, she was a nasty bitch, imagine sitting her class having to listen to that bitch knowing that she got fucked in the ass like a slut and slobbered on another guys dick the night before lmao
>>34289441Do any femanons have a peach like the girl in the left?
>>34289450how about being together with that woman, causing such a bad experience for her she can't even remain in contact with you, and ultimately leaving you to soak in regret and despair knowing any dating you do afterward will just be cope?
>>34288769F. I'm an above average swimmer, but no.>>34288807I understand the first one, as a woman who works hard towards her career is less likely to have kids. But I can't imagine a man hating spending time with his kids so much he has less of them lol
>>34289422>sex work is undignifiedShit, what a chud!
>>34289450having a relationship with someone you love and seeing them sabotage themselves until they're unrecognizable, ugly, and miserable is far more painful
fell into a psychotic limerance spiral award
Women, what's your favorite strategem in Helldivers 2?
>>34289450>you've fallen in love with but never spoke toYou people really don't know what love is. You can't love a person you don't know at all.
>>34289460Watch other people playing it
>>34289461foid hands
>>34289459and what did this guy do to make you psychotically fall for him? you sure he's all-that?
>>34288769this is what losing in all aspects looks like kek
>>34289452That was his bruh
>>34289463Yes. You can find someone hot but you can't love her. It's just attraction and obsession.Get a grip.
>>34289464im a guy and she unfortunately is that amazing yes its not just my brain lying to me
>>34289461love is an emotion for menit's an activity for womenso even KHHV men can know love just as clearly as they can know anger
>>34289461she's hot and was nice to me once. that's all i need, unironically. don't know why women don't operate the same way. can you explain?>>34289467>It's just attraction and obsession.literally just synonyms for love. get over yourself
>>34289467its obvious you dont understand a Alighierian type of love men are capable of
>>34288769You know they were smashing pussy at the Olympic village though.
>>34288769im pretty good at boxing and snowboarding
>>34289468been there. i'd tell you how to get out, but sonfar it seems the ride never ends. i at least figured out why it is i'm this way with people, but all the signs are pointing towards it not being structurally fixable :/
>>34288769m, gold medalist in mental gymnastics
>>34289460Mortar turrets. Wish there was a thunder strike mortar or fire ball mortar.
A woman with flat chest but nice round butt is more attractive than a woman with big chest but flat pancake square butt.Sorry not sorry chuddetteHit the gym flattie.
>>34289476I hate you mortarfaggot
>>34289461Incels can’t experience true love because of their manufactured lifespan
I’m bored of sex. I wish my girlfriend was willing to do double features in the movie theater, she gets mad when I try to make it happen. I have a friend that went on a double feature movie date with her boyfriend and I’m so jealous.
>>34289479
>>34289470nta but i think she means you dont love "her", as in the person. her mind, her personality, everything about her etc. You are just attracted to her physically. not the same thingwhy not try to get to know her
>>34289478pit your name back on gym creep
>>34289469You're not in love with a random woman you don't know because you find her hot. It's not the emotion you're feeling, you're feeling sexual attraction. >>34289471>literally just synonyms for love. They are very much not love. You can't love a person you don't know at all. >>34289471Obsession over attractive women is not the same as love.
>>34289458Speak for yourself, my gf and I and going full tradcath libertarian together
>>34289485> why not try to get to know heri did when she was nice to me
>>34289476The combo of stun and explosive mortar sentries is pretty goated on annihilation and defense missions.
>>34289487>you don't know what emotions are!!ok whatever, communication with you is useless
>>34289484
>>34289493How do I know if I'm the annoying and ugly guy?
>>34289493It's hilarious when ugly people try to act like hot shit.
>>34289491It was the first in making the land lumpy.
>>34289487>You can't love a person you don't know at all.that's what you think
sigh. why can't foxgirls be real?
>>34289493>stealing my gfs content larpThanks BVLL Tranny
>>34289492She's right, anon. You're in love with the idea, not the person.
>>34289493>picjust stop being a lame nerd and give him a chance
Are people actually in happy relationships?Everyone I know with a spouse/bf/gf seems like they settled with someone and are kind of coping with it. Women especially do this.They will pretend like they found a gem and its literally the biggest bum everMen with some money just stick with their high school/college girlfriend because they are scared to date again hearing how bad the market is
i had a really really bad day and made pasta at midnight to copefemanons would u try my pasta i think it tasted ok
>>34289500>You're in love with the idea, not the person.meaningless buzzword drivel. get a better argument
I asked my boss for a raise and he said he'll do it, 25% raise for me! I feel so confident and good about myself that I might actually go to a bar this weekend and talk to some women for the first time
>>34289499you dont have a gf you fat tub of shit.
>>34289505nta, its not a buzzword you literally, objectively, do not know this person by definition. This is not some subjective interpretation of vague philosophical idea you legitimately just do not know her, are u retarded?
>>34289502I know a girl who said her boyfriend is nice because he lets her keep practicing getting good at blowjobs.
>>34289508same thing>b-b-but it's not!it is
>>34289492You don't. Feeling attracted to a woman is not the same as loving her. If her good looks faded you literally would not care if she lived or died because there is nothing else you value about her. You like her appearance, and not care for her as a person. Because you don't know her as a person.>>34289497Because it's true. >>34289502Yeah. I'm very happy personally.
>>34289397You create some hella Sus things
>>34289506>25% raiseuhm...
>>34289501Give who a chance? And why?
>>34289514What?
>>34289502My gf is literally my best friend, it’s actually kinda scary how similar we are, our lunch dates are usually at Costco or IKEA
>>34289516>Give who a chance?said ugly and annoying guy>And why?because it's your duty as a member of the human race to prevent the human race from dying out. this is true no matter how you spin it, and is the case for both men and women
>>34289508stop engaging with the baiter
>>34289511well if you pretend to not know what words mean then i guess it works outdo u actually plan on trying to fuck this girl or what
>>34289520>any opinion i disagree with is baitaight then
>>34289506yo! you that anon from last thread? who hadn't gotten reviewed at all in the past year? gz either way :D
>>34289507GM saar
>>34289521>do u actually plan on trying to fuck this girl or whatas long as she comes up to me first, yeah. not about to catch a sexual harassment accusation
>>34289518that pic was from when you claimed to date that fat latina whore lol
>>34289524if you're gonna saarpost, at least make sure the post you're replying to has a typo in it geg
>>34289502my ex and i were genuinely happy. there wasn't really a dimension we weren't compatible in, except for mental health lol :')
>>34289478It doesn’t feel like a compliment when you put other women down
>>34288465I am the only truecel.The other single guy is literal chad who slept with everyone in my office.
>>34288465Mwhat friend group
>>34289518>9485Please put your name on you obese nigger
I unironically think BV seems pretty based, and it annoys me at how simpy it makes me feel.
>>34289534
>>34289523Yeah that was me lmao. I just decided fuck it, I listened to the anon that replied to me and went into his office, asked him if he had 5 minutes to talk, and told him that I wanted a raise, verbatim. He paused for about 2 seconds and said "sure, you've earned it. There are people out on the floor making more than you who shouldn't be and there's other people who I'd need to think about for a while if they asked but for you anon, you can have it. What are you looking for?" and I told him my price and then boom. He said my hourly rate will change starting next week after I get my check for this pay period on Friday :D
>>34289502dated a girl for 2 years, by the end I hated her so much I was just going on random tinder dates when i got bored
>>34289519>said ugly and annoying guyWho?And Why?
business idea: post your flabby fat knee and try to pass it off as your imaginary gf's vagina or asshole.
>>34289505Idea is a buzzword? Honestly buzzword is more of a buzzword.
>>34289541Business idea: doxxing and selling the information of the lolcows to harass them irl (as a joke and prank, I am not doing this)
>>34289510tragic>>34289518>My gf is literally my best friendholy cringe>>34289528why did you break up. pretty vague >>34289512>Yeah. I'm very happy personally.elaborate?>>34289539I have a coworker friend who has been in a relationship since high school. They just had an 11 year anniversary. I kind of get it. He comes from a rich family is trying to save money of his own, but man...you dont need to have a lavish wedding....I feel at 2 years you should be engaged or broken up. have that talk at the 1 year mark about where this is going. Is this crazy? Assuming you're out of college and have a job
>>34289526Okay fine I’ll stop using old pics, we went to a music festival last week lmao
Can't wait to sleep, it's like being dead.
>>34289541imagine having stretch marks on your knees because you're so fat
>>34289504this looks like shit ngl
>>34289469>so even KHHV men can know love just as clearly as they can know angerI'm a man, and you're just making shit up.
>>34289536yeah!! that was me that replied (to your second reply), i'll be honest i've never worked in a situation where i had a boss to ask a raise from, but the advice was genuine and i'm really glad it worked out for you, must be validating
>>34289547You don't know what being dead is like.
>>34289546>music festival >posts empty parc wow, must have been a banger experience lmfao
>>34289541Imagine never having sex poor incel (You)
>>34288987>posted a photo of myself wearing latex to /atoga/ and now all the hottest femanons are swarming my dms. it's that simple.Bros gonna get pegged!
>>34289553Hello Pierre
How deeply does someone’s projection actually dictate what they are?Example: the jeet projects that everyone is poor and sexless, clearly valuing personal sexual marketability as well as money and his personal income. These are clear insecurities. It’s too far to make assumptions of the causality, right? In a general sense of others, it doesn’t work at the basic level
>>34289553We came early for the parking, by 9pm the entire stadium was packed it so cool lol
>>34289546Thank you for posting possibly doxxable information
>>34289545>holy cringeI’m sorry you will never experience love first hand mass replier anon
>>34289557I project that other guys are spineless weaklings undeserving of respect
>>34289545>why did you break up. pretty vaguejust personal, i sobpost about it here frequently because the circumstances kinda ruined me a bit. childhood friends, on and off feelings, unofficially dated, underestimated compatibility, mutual personal issues forced us apart unhappily, now no longer speaking, blah blah blah. a kind femanon from here at least made me feel better about it and gave me some good perspective but it is an unfortunate situation overall
>>34289563Common paternal wound, not very interesting because I don’t hate you
>>34289561>posts a random pic of park >were going to doxx you saarWhat no pussy does to a broke mindbroken jeet mf
>>34289567>Common paternal woundWhat do you mean
>>34289568so entry was free, huh
>>34289568I do wonder if you’re actually getting your meds from Spring or not
women are you used to swallowing semen? is it normal or do you just do it reluctantly?JH can skip this one.
>>34289557he tells on himself with every post, it's comical. the fact he thinks it's a status marker to shop at costco and ikea tells you all you need to know.
>>34289545>elaborate?I just love him with my whole heart. Even 8 years in, I still feel my heart beating a little faster in my chest when he smiles at me. He knows and loves all of me, and I know and love all of him. He makes everything else in my life worth it and it makes my life better just being in it. There's nobody else in the world I'd rather spend my time with. We have a ton of fun together and we're genuinely best friends outside of our love for each other - we have very similar sense of humor and we like a lot of the same things. And on top of that, we still feel really attracted to each other, which is based.
>>34289572I mean you have daddy issues, small dick energy, insecure in your masculinity, etc
>>34289576I just do it but it's fucking disgusting. I see it as an unpleasant part of my job, every job has those.
>>34289581It doesn't feel like, special, or validating?
>>34289583No, it's slimy and bitter.
>>34289579Yeah my dad left when I was like 11. I have a big dick tho it doesn't do much at this point.
>>34289576I’m a virgin, but I will if he want it
>>34289584Fair enough. I'm sure the guys greatly appreciate you being a trooper about it either way.
>>34289576>He better be eating leafy greens and drinking his water like a good boy so I can suck >him from the back.
>34289574>34289575>literally have no idea where this is kekThanks for the double (You) btw jeetlord
>>34289588The things we do for love.
>>34289590brain eating bacteria would starve trying to use your body as a host
>>34289551>must be validatingVery lol. I think it's finally made me realize that I just need to be more confident. I put work and effort into many things and sometimes it just takes that extra boost of confidence to get what I really want. I've worked hard because I do genuinely enjoy what I do but I also wanted to make more money. I also put effort into my appearance but I think this experience made me realize that sitting on my hands waiting for something to happen is wasteful and that, similar to my dating life, a woman isn't going to approach me, call me hot, and then beg for my number. However, if I'm more proactive in my search for a gf, maybe I can actually get one by just being more confident and asking them out in an appropriate setting
>>34289589>leafy greensI've heard about pineapple juice and zinc and being hydrated but what's the point here?
Women if your husband asked you to rim his asshole would you divorce
>>34289589>from the backhow does that work?
>>34289577>so broke and unemployed he can’t even afford a Costco membership Do not redeem the in store purchase saar
State genderWhat's something a teacher said that lives rent free in your head? mine are that our biology teacher would say the same joke every time the blinds were down in the classroom because the sun was too bright he'd open them and say "we aren't cavemen here" lol
>>34289596Maybe. It’s so weird he waited until marriage before mentioning what he wants in bed. Don’t know if I ca trust him after that
Are there size queens in atoga?
>>34289596No, but I'd say no.
>>34289596yeah
>>34289596I'm white so this kind of intentionally degrading stuff isn't something I usually have to worry about.
>>34289592>brain eating bacteria Is this an indian ritual you are performing saar?
>>34289603sure, y?
>>34289600FMy polearm instructor said the same thing every time;”Do everything with purpose”.
>>34289608this
>>34289613Femanons are out here learning pike and shot?
>>34289599wow you received US$28k neetbux last year. i can see why you are so proud of your costco membership but maybe if you ate less you wouldn't be so fucking fat.
>>34289600MI was 12 in this summer camp and our shooting instructor said something along the lines of the bullet isn't sharp until it's in the gun, and in my head I was like no shit retard it's round.
>>34289593honestly brother, so much of our anxieties are all in our minds, there is a reason the saying "fortune favors the bold" has survived for over two thousand years, and in our modern era, merely taking intitiative makes you stand out already
>>34287794Me in top right, balding, fattening, checking out of society at an alarming rate. Bye faggot society. >>34287838Having as many kids as possible is what powerful men have almost consistently done throughout culture, you just got raised by Gen X fags to demonize everything masculine so even after you rebelled you're still too programmed to fight for their gay causes like childfree and you want to fuck random (wo)men in the ass with no commitment because you're a sovlless crypto queer and also there's cum on your chin fag and plus you're dumb and smellBut I can't stay to roast you more comprehensively because I'm checking out of society at alarming rate
>>34289600MMy grade 12 history teach trying to teach moral relativism by saying the Aztecs didn’t view themselves as evil made me realize he was a dumb fucking wop
>>34289592>brain eating bacteria >your body Did a non-white ESL post this thinking it actually made sense without reading it first?
>>34289611What's the biggest you've taken? What's the biggest you think you could enjoy?
respect to the person that posted bye faggot society
>>34289624the brain is part of the body mr bangladesh education system
>>34289617>broke ass unemployed dalit seething because nobody wants to hire shitskin H1B Uber jeets
>>34289624He was calling you dumb
>>34289600mi once fell asleep in English class and when the teacher woke me up and chastized me (gently, it was first class of the day), and being half-awake i (innocently) said something like "okay mommy", and she had an amused look that has been seared into my brain permanently
>>34289616Naginata
>>342896258 inches, idk but 8 seems perfect
>>34289623Uh but what if dat gunman was humiliated about getting EBT and thought it was more honorable to gun down twelve raycis ahh grandmas for their purses insteadBet you feel humiliated now you stupid anti intellectual chudTry not to become a Nazi from the humiliation I'm here if you ever need to talk about your feelings btw you need therapyThat will be $45k/year, summers off like I'm still a kid, and btw I'm underpaid and underappreciated
>>34289624Fucking LOL
>>34289600I had a machine learning professor in university who would always talk about abstracting problems and wouldn't go more than 2 sentences without saying abstraction. Whenever I'm trying to solve a problem at work, I think about him saying "abstraction" repeatedly and it helps me come up with creative solutions to problems all the time. Pretty cool dude, told us a story about how he had to fight with his wife to not give their toddler antibiotics or something lol
>>34289635Authoritarians are all closeted fags
>>34289624They don’t read anything before posting, I’ve seen more ESLS accidentally doxx themselves trying to argue with racists then act like it was totally part of their plan, why are they so stupid man.
Surgery tomorrow, recommend me funny things to say to spirit beings in case I dieI don't want to be unpopular for all eternity
>>34289600My boss as an apprentice used to say "you need to control the material, not let it control you".
>>34289639Killing twelve grandmas because you want their money is authoritarian
>>34289629yeah, we know. you don't have to keep posting your life story, shit-for-brains.
>>34289641HENLOW DUMB SPIRITS, HOWE AR YUOU???
>>34289643I have more respect for niggers than fascists
>>34289641you're not gonna die bro
>>34289632Oh cool.
>>34289624>Vrajeshitter attempts to execute a self own>proceeds to self ownMany such cases.
only difference between moids and foids is that if a foid tells you "smell this", your chances are higher that it smells good
>>34289639I don't necessarily think so, the average teacher who acts like this appears to be a straight woman maybe social media bisexual at most. I mean a few of them are pedos but most seem to just have a "pure" obsession with exercising power over children. I think it's more about it being a surrogate for kids they didn't have/don't listen to them.
what does imitation and a plateau have in common?
>>34289641just shout the n-word, this is funny in every possible ontology
