Is there anything I can do to get an above average girlfriend as an average guy? I only have my income (not rich) and U.S. citizenship going for me.Definition of above average girlfriend:>Not overly emotional, won't get angry when you forget to send a good morning text once>Interesting hobbies>NO TATTOOS>Cute, well-dressed>Ideally apolitical, otherwise politics between Bill Clinton and George Bush on the political spectrum>Intelligent, capable of holding meaningful conversations (this one's especially unrealistic)>Virgin (this one too)Is it a pipe dream? Do I have to reincarnate? Should I just work until I'm 30 and then get a gold digger? Are mail-order brides still a thing? Anons who have achieved this feat, how did you do it? What should I do to maximize my chances?
Go to church or the library
>>34288652>Go to churchWhen I believed (sentience-6 years old) and when I went despite my nonbelief (ages 6-18) all the girls were either fat or whores. Is their a certain denomination I should target to avoid the slim pickings I'm familiar with?>or the libraryI'm in uni and do this every day. No luck.
>>34288662>When I believed (sentience-6 years old) and when I went despite my nonbelief (ages 6-18)
Which girl do you personally know fits your requirements?
>>34289071I don't know any women. I don't talk to them.
>>34289088Idk man. Go back to church and talk to the fat whores for a start
>>34289109Is that really the only way? I can't buy a girl who looks like picrel from Ukraine or something? There aren't any bookish high school beauties in rural Indiana looking for an uninteresting man to save them from their even less interesting surroundings?
>>34289123What kind of fiction do you read?
>>34289128The last three fiction books I read wereA Confederacy of DuncesThe Nigger of the 'Narcissus'Butcher's Crossing
>>34288645Be into older women. You're welcome>>34289142Nvm you're an autistic faggot. Enjoy being alone or killing ys
>>34289198>Be into older women. You're welcomeEw. Fuck no.>Nvm you're an autistic faggot. Enjoy being alone or killing ys?????I thought it was a cute, genteel girl asking what kind of books I read given that I mentioned earlier I go to the library every day. My bad.
>>34288645Get to know women - as friends, coworkers, classmates, neighbiors and the like - before thinking about dating. The better you know them - and they know you - before anything romantic or sexual , the better the chance you'll fit together once romance happens
>>34290012I have men for friends. Why would I talk to a woman if not for sex? They're boring and stupid. All they have going for them are their bodies. Maybe 1/1000 women is worth talking to.
>>34288662>Is their a certain denomination>I'm in uni Is it not time you learned the difference between THEIR and THERE?
>>34290013You have just answered your own question. If you don't look for women who are more than sex objects, all you will ever find are sex objects./thread
>>34290014I have noticed my spelling and grammar skills are atrophying. That's certainly not a mistake I would have made in elementary school. What is strange is that I am noticing it elsewhere too. Maybe it is just a frequency illusion.
>>34290017>If you don't look for women who are more than sex objects, all you will ever find are sex objects.Okay, then how would I find a NEW sex object?
>>34288645>Is there anything I can do to get an above average girlfriend as an average guy?money
>>34290061Okay, where do I purchase her? Is there a site or do I have to use those services where you go on a couple of dates first and meet her family or whatever.
>>34288931You can see the years of disbelief like tree trunk rings in his beard.
you are not looking for a girlfriend, you are looking for a sex doll. consider aliexpress and let women live in peace without knowing of your existence
>>34288645Can you find your ideal girl? Most likely not, you have no experience and a hostile outlook on women, therefore abusive or controlling tendencies. You might become a groomer. Good luck
>>34290191i am a male with a girlfriend of over 3 yearsi got her by not treating women like objects, making her laugh, and being kind and caring toward her and othersyou need to look inward and realize you are the problem if you genuinely want companionship/a partner, but if you just want something to stick your dick into, fleshlights are well worth the investment
>>34290431Seek help
>>34290431While I cannot give you proper advice, I do wish you the best of luck in your endeavours, Anon.
