>>34309426
>>34312410Women, do you like men’s foreheads?
>>34312410>two white people happily married and in love>"evil ending"This country is cooked m8
>>34312416Not particularly.
>>34312417This has to be false flag propaganda.
Women,Why aren't you more racist?
I tried cold approaching a woman at a smoothie shop, and I think the police are on their way.
>>34312430Bro wasn't smooth enough for her
>>34312430>cold approachingCringe. If you want to try something like that, just start talking to everyone. Make it a habbit. Then it doesn't seem weird when you strike a conversation with a women you happen to find attractive.
>>34312410Women, has a guy ever been so hot that you actually thought about approaching him?What did he look like?
>>34312428I'm mixed. And while I have a free pass to be outwardly spiteful against white guys, I like them too much to actually feel that way.
>>34312426Ursula needs to do something about the Indian master students. It's becoming an empidemic.
Plap
>>34312434F. Yes, many times. And I often did approach them. The only thing they really had in common was that they were taller than me, I guess.
>>34312436Instead you collect sexual harassment claims
>>34312434Tall and loud.
>>34312439Hornypost better.
>>34312433I'm sorry, I just for some reason woke up today thinking this is the day I turn my life around.
>>34312436>brownita wants to get bleachedHow original.
>>34312442I've probably made people uncomfortable by mistake, but nothing has ever been put on any record.
The Plappening
>>34312449I'm not a stereotype, and I'm not trying to be.
>>34312448It's a skill. Takes practice. That's why dads and old dudes are so much better at it.
>>34312436Someone's hankerin for a spankerin...
Plapped into submission
>>34312455>I'm not a stereotypelollmao
Is the word 'bro' shifting meaning? I see it more and more used only in a mildly derogatory way. It used to signify equality and respect.
>>34312456How long can they put me away for?
>>34312428It’s beta behavior
>>34312462I only noticed women have started calling each other bro, which is freaking hot.
>>34312457I don't see what that has to do with what I said, though.>>34312461Fuck you. I can't be called weird AND stereotypical. Because that'd mean I'm actually normal.
overplapped or underplapped?
>>34312455Women all behave in extremely predictable ways, especially when it comes to attraction.You're all a meme at this point.
>>34312428>Women,>Why aren't you more racist?I am, I don't show it publicly and sometimes it's not really about race, it's the character and behavior of the persons/people that I hate for personal reasons
>>34312463>How long can they put me away for?Less than a year. It won't be that bad.
>>34312477Fuck, I don't know if I can handle this. How do I survive once I'm in?
>>34312434Yeah, but I was too nervous I couldn’t do it. He was was tall, strong, medium length hair and so nice and polite
>>34312470I'm chronically overlapped. Send help.>>34312472Same with men, then.
>>34312434tall, broad shouldered, very smart
>>34312468get off my dick bro its not for your benefit
>>34312481>Same with men, then.If that was the case no woman with purple hair and nose cow ring would stand a chance.
>>34312470plapped over easy, spreadable but not runny
>>34312435I don't find Asians attractive either.Of course as the universe would have it, they seem to like me for some reason.
>>34312469>I don't see what that has to do with what I said, thoughYou are being uppity and will be put in your place by the White Man.
>>34312488What is it you don’t like?
>>34312440>>34312443>>34312479>>34312483Don't ever let manlets make you feel bad for appreciating the superiority of us talloids
>>34312489Not until this weekend. So I'm free to be a bitch for another couple days before I'm put in another sex coma.
I added a girl from a language practice app on IG and were meeting to practice but she says she doesnt want to practice any languages but still wants to meet upwhat should I do bwosisters?
>>34312493Hehe, how tall are you? I’m not sure tall guys like me I’m too short
>>34312478No idea, only that it'll be jail not prison. And therefore significantly less brutal.>>34312484Ugh, I need a tomboy gf.>>34312493Manlets, when will they learn?
>>34312492I could never see myself raising a half-Asian kid. It's just a competely different life experience from mine.Also, their culture is very different. I don't think I would be able to deal with Asian in-laws.Looks wise they also are very plain. Maybe a tall northern Chinese/eastern Russian woman would do it, but that's a rarity.
>>34312494Tell him that The Internet said you've been a bad girl and you need to be punished.
>>343124976'5I like short women
>>34312495She's more interested in cunnilinguistics
>>34312500Then I wouldn't survive.
>>34312497How short? I dated a girl who was 160cm once and she insisted on always wearing high heels to be at an appropiate height level.Which meant she always had aching feet and couldn't walk very far.Eventually I convinced her to stop wearing heels all the time.But then she truly was too short :|
>>34312495>bwosistersWhat?
>>34312501Haha okay wow. I’m 4’10, I’m short but I like tall guys a lot but it will look weird in public
one time a girl took me to her house and she wanted to touch my peepee
>>34312507its how we refer to anons in /vg/were one big family :)>>34312503thats okay
>>34312508You just have to wear some nice heels when we're out :)
>>34312509Bro, I think you got molested.
>>34312506147cm, I wear heels at work to appear more professional, but people often treat me like a kid.
>>34312511>>34312514Yeah I already do at work, I like being short when I can be me
>imagine having a tall father and still ending up manlet sized
>>34312504I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>34312434i've never approached a guy once in my life even if there are a few personal 10/10's i've met (always tends to be in a group context tho). so, no.
foid!!!*glomp*omg hiiiiiii <3
>zit on my neck finally poppedthank you Jesus
He used to post that about me
>>34312514I like women who are that height. I'm not going to say why.
>>34312464Nice try Nietzsche, but you can't just fake your death and pretend to be a woman, go write a new book.
>>34312517D-did you really just put the Japanese woman's height with mine?
>>34312521Ive been getting zits on my armpits despite showering and it never happening before in my lifeso annoying
>>34312521Why didn’t you just pop it yourself
>>34312518No way. He'd make me type out an apology to the internet during.
>>34312529Is he a Dom?
>>34312517Thats literally average height
>>34312528I tried but it wasn't working
Only good thing about short girls is their smol feet. Otherwise I prefer tall girls. But smol feet are hot.
Im 6'1 (185cm) and I prefer short girlsshorter the better unless theyre dwarves
>>34312529Now you have to do it because that'd be hilarious.
>>34312532But if your father is a literal giant it would still be weird.Like if your father was rich and you ended up poor.Or if your father was a smart professor and you ended up barely passing HS.
>>34312533It's probably a cyst then
I’ve been saying men hate tall girls. It’s over
>>34312541yeah, the universal beauty standard is short girlsmodels are only tall because it allows them to wear more fabric
>>34312541Nah tall girls are hot. I need a wife like bayonetta
>>34312520Good morning moid. How is it over there?>>34312534Fighting words coming from you anon
>>34312527Same. It sucks.
>>34312531We don't do explicit power dynamics stuff in bed, but I think he'd be a dom if we did.>>34312538Fuck no. I don't need those wires of my life crossed so brutally.
How do you get yourself to remain calm and collected when someone disrespects you (say, a doctor or anyone else who is in a publlic position and may have some power over you in that situation). Like being mean, aggressive, and constantly talking over you. I was abused and bullied as a kid, "talking back" has never come to me naturally sadly.I tend to get really really angry in those situations because I hate people who are in positions of power (or in any public sector job really) and use that to exert control over others, but being angry tends to make me nervous as well and I stumble on my words.
>>34312541Hi, kitten poster. Opposites attract, unfortunately you're not into manlets, but that's a you problem. Let us talloids enjoy the shrimps
i had a short gf once and i used to place things on the top shelf that she neededshit was so funny, she hated it
>>34312541Both my cousins are shorter and they both married taller girls, so I don't think that's true.
Sub5’6 women don’t even register as human beings to met. 6’5
>>34312550She couldn't just get a chair? I'm not particularly short but if I can't reach the highest cabinets or something I just grab a chair automatically lol
>>34312547As someone with ODD, I'm also trying to figure this out
>>34312541I only like tall girlsI cant do short girls
>>34312553yes but she knew i did it on purpose
>>34312552>5'5" is apparently short for a womani felt validated for just a second.
>>34312552We've got two 6'5s ITT?
>>34312547I was bullied too but it didn't make me a pussy, so I just fight back.
5'6 to 5'10 is ideal girl heighttall enough to not risk runt level sons, but not quite giantess level
>>34312554yeah it's infuriating. it could help if I had more "practice" around people like that, but it's quite rare actually because I don't get into situations where I have to deal with people in such positions often. so when I do come across one, it always kind of shocks me because I suddenly remember people like this do indeed exist in real life.
>>34312523Please tell my! This might be helpful later
>>34312555>>34312551>>34312543>>34312549Could we not glaze the attention whore, please?
>>34312546Imagine how disappointed your therapist would be if she knew you were getting off on writing letters during sex apologizing for being a dickbrained little retard who can't go a regular workweek without burning a hole through her pants
>>34312560yeah I feel like there are two ways to end up as a bullied kid, you fight back or you doom yourself and remain passive. I remained passive because over time the abuse at home had made me too shy/withdrawn to consider fighting back. how I wish I had done the same as you back then .
>>34312552And how many tall girls have you dated
>>34312541Wtf I love tall women with long legs
>>34312561Tall girls are great but they're even more mentally ill than the regular ones for some reason
medium/average height girls don't even exist to men, only short or tall
>>34312558God gave me a lot of genetic blessings but nerfed me with a receding hairline
>>34312566My therapist is a guy, and honestly I don't think I'd mention it to him if that was even the case. Which it's not, because that'd never happen.
>>34312558You have three now.Actually I might be a inch taller but still.>>34312552Me too. Hope that one guy only has daughters if he plans on marrying a 4'10 goblin woman lmao.
>>34312573mmm, maybe actually true, the most average girls are always taken, never single, first to go
>>34312574Lots of girls are into lindybeige trust me
>>34312579Is youtube/twitchmaxxxing the best way to get pussy?
>>34312385Well sorry, my lewding is usually directed at a targeted individual for specific reasons and not at a random anon.I ended up driving around to get some seeds for my garden while listening to Daft Punk. It calmed me down.
>>34312569All girls I’ve dated were 5’7-5’9 except for my high school girlfriend who was like 5’5
>>34312544>Good morning moid. How is it over there?i woke up at 3am today, that is because i do not have a traditional jobi had to take a monstrous shit after not doing so for a few days, now i'm waiting for morning drugs to kick in to get me into working shape while i recover from that. i might clean a little bit today idk
I don't miss her anymore.In fact I cringe at the whole affair and wish it never happened.Love is truly poison. Like a drug that takes over your body.
>>34312582Lame. This thread should be about equal opportunity hornyposting. This isn't your private messaging app.
>>34312583>5'7-5'9>tall girlsso midgets are tall now?unless a girl isnt at least 5'11, she isnt tall
>>34312589I try to look for consent when lewding a femanon.Sometimes.
>>34312581I think most of them are natural yappers/extroverts so quite often they already have gf before starting or find one naturally in real life anyway. But whether it's a good idea for you to try it, no idea Idk what your personality is like or whether you have any "skills" that are useful for youtube.But if you want just sex and not a relationship, you deserve a single mom at best lmao.
Is this asking too much?
>>34312544>How is it over there?It sucks! Cold and rainy.
>>34312594>3 captchas and then I forget the pic
>>34312546>Fuck noDo it Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it
>>343125905’11 is the tallest i’d go probably. How tall are you?
>>34312410I need feedback on this situation: >>34301336 >>34305564TL;DR:Girl used to make eye contact with me but we never talked. One day I got embarassed and started to avoid her eyes. After that I think she got awkward with me too. Then I decided to break the ice by talking to her. Months passed, now we are closer, she is friendly to me but she's usually anxious when I look in her direction.Additional information:She isn't always like that, some days she seems more at ease. Girls have said that I'm very shy so I don't know if she's just reflecting my own behavior, treating me just like I treat her, because I make her uncomfortable by acting weird. She is really nice to everyone but I have a feeling that she treats me a little bit extra nicer, although I can't exactly pinpoint how so. This could be my bias for being bad at observing people or it's because she caught my interest and now my perception is unreliable, maybe I'm wishful thinking
hey foids, would tou tolerate a man that yaps nonstop? to you, to himself, to others, etc?
>>34312598Even if I did it, it wouldn't be here. That's not what this thread is for. That's more of a gioyc thing.
Eurobros, we missed out the Ukrainian pussy.Are we ready for the Iranian pussy?
*fixes PC by calling it a racial slur*
>>34312599around 183cmmy tallest ex was 186cm
Men make me sick
>>34312549But this is cat poster with a kitten post. I am smol and would like an average guy please. >>34312602You might overload my tism brain
Why don't the femcels just join Chad's harem
>>34312602No
>>34312612>I am smol and would like an average guy please.Hi.
>>34312581Worked for Destiny.
>>34312612maybe, i bet i'm an overstimulating person for tism, though i seem to have the kind of personality only autistic girls love
>>34312606I need an Iranian Jewish gf inshallah
>>34312590>>34312599>>34312609I'd date women even taller than me but I have never met a single one, ever, I met a small handful across 5 states near my height, but never taller.>>34312610You make me sick you disgusting goblin larping as a human, look at how short and chubby you are. Disgusting.
>>343125905'9 is 6 inches above average. It's the male equivalent of 6'3
Moids say you have a gf with a traditional family structure. You and her have become the opposite due to life experiences, speaking for her. What do you do if she agrees to become serious?
>>34312621I’m not short or chubby you wretched beast
>>34312613Because then some bitch will be bitch queen and the rest of us will be supporting actors.Doesn't sound like fun.
>>34312626I wonder if JH is the alpha female in her relationship
>>34312610Sorry, babe.
FWhy do moids think about black cock so much?
>>34312613What is common for femcels (the ones that don't just forever stay femcels but actually have sex eventually) is to marry the ex-chad who settles down.
>>34312617Didn't he get his dick sucked by Nick the Spic?
>>34312624i mean the ideal modern relationship imo is honoring old traditions in new ways so if she wants to be serious then we will do that
>>34312631Other way around
>>34312603>That's not what this thread is forOff topic posting is the best posting. You think /tv/ posts about actual television?
>>34312627There is no alpha in a throuple.
>>34312625Prove it
>>34312627She's a bed wench.
>>34312629porn addiction
>>34312635No promises.
>>34312634I can't decide which is funnier...
>>34312636NTA. I'm the dominant one in mine.
>>34312632tradcuck
>>34312629Idk. So many guys online ask me if I have tried it too, it’s so weird how much they want to see black cock, or talk about it. They can’t even picture a woman on their own it has to have black cock
>>34312643Dominant is a character trait, not an established part of a perceived hierarchy.
Femanons, how much porn do you watch and is it all lesbian stuff?
>>34312601it's hard to say. usually if i am not attracted to a guy, i feel more at ease, have no issue making eye contact, and tend to feel relaxed and chattier, but if i am attracted to someone, my natural self becomes "hidden" thanks to anxious feelings, and i do tend to get anxious in that situation even if we've known each other for a while. but then there's also the fact that there's another situation where women tend to get anxious, it's where she feels awkward knowing a guy likely likes her and she doesn't want to give positive signals/encourage him because she doesn't reciprocate. but, from you saying you feel she's nicer to you than most other people, i think i'd take it as the former option (she likes you), even if i can't be 100% sure obviously.
>>34312638I'll fucking kill you.
>>34312647We have a 24/ D/s/s dynamic
>>34312651Try it. :}
>>34312648Probably a lot. Sometimes lesbian stuff, but I mostly watch ffm threesomes
>>34312602Yappers are the best yes
>>34312648>t. OCD anon
>>34312648I barely watch any, and it always has a dick in it.>>34312653I have no idea what that means.>>34312654You're on my vision board.
>>34312658>>34312653>We have a 24/ D/s/s dynamicI meant 24/7 D/s/s
>>34312648never watched it, it seems weird to me. men who are obsessed with women supposedly watching lesbian porn are honestly really creepy and not normal imo.
>>34312646In what context are they asking?
>>34312653I followed a similar arrangment on coomer.After a while it started looking like legit abuse and I got turned off.Like this bitch was legit getting kicked in her figurative nuts and being bruised all over.Felt like I was watching an actual abuse situation.
>>34312658>You're on my vision board.I've never felt so honored.Also pics or it didn't happen.
Girls, would it bother you if a guy cut his steak with the knife in his left hand and the fork in his right hand, rather than cutting with the knife in his right hand, then switching to having the fork in his right hand to eat?
>>34312646moids live in a fantasy
>>34312658You clearly haven't read the atoga JH fanfic where your girlfriend texts you at work informing you that you're going to have sex tonight and hating yourself for being so into your girlfriend pimping you out to her boyfriend
I have a much greater appreciation for Spongebob as an adult than I did as a child.
>>34312660There's a subsection of mentally ill men that're afraid women are secretly gay
>>34312666Why they make viet people brown WTF
>>34312645no, there's nothing in my life that's very traditional whatsoever. i wouldn't say that at all.
>>34312671Because they are?
>>34312646Who asks you? Only fans subs?
>>34312624What?Can you maybe rephrase that in a normal way?
>>34312659But what is that?>>34312664I put a note down to add you when I get to work, so you're safe for a bit longer. And obviously you don't take pics of that.>>34312667That'd be hot if it weren't so unbelievable.
>>34312662If I have tried it, if I like it etc. you know they don’t need a context to ask this stuff. Pure porn brain rot
>>34312646What kind of degen gooners do you talk to?
>>34312656aw, you too :D
I'm here and I'm queer
>>34312648i think most women are readers so they'd be into erotica
>>34312682I mean, I'm a coomer too, but I'd be too embarrassed to ask a woman sexual questions like that.
>>34312666it is well known that foids ride the negro chad cock carousel before settling down with white beta provider. get real.
>>34312675No. Mostly places like this, or social media, or streaming. OF is the most chill place when it comes to perverts
>>34312227At the risk of overhyping, it only gets more mental after the monster sex. It's all beautifully shot too, very interesting and intense and absolutely weird movie
>>34312683You mean the degen gooners on this website?
>>34312683You misunderstand. They talk to us, we don’t seek it out
>>34312689That's kinda mind blowing 2bh
>>34312688Hey Chuds, if this is true, where's my participation trophy ready to settle down white wife with a blown out pussy?Did you ever think of that?
>>34312687That’s a good thing. I like you more now
>>34312620She'll betray you and you'll get beheaded.
>>34312637I proved it to your dad
>>34312697Depends how old you are and how much money you make
>>34312666/pol/tards ruined an generation.
>>34312696I’m happy I can shed some light on perverted guys lol
>>34312517Uh I don't think that's how genetics work >>34312590I'm 5'8" or 174cm and I'm always the tallest one, unless you're from the Netherlands I think you're underestimating just how tall that is for a woman
>>34312677You don't scare me, witch.
>>34312691Nah I should have worded my question differently desu. I know this site is fucked. I meant like other places.>>34312695Yh I did my bad.
>>34312701Under 25.In debt and nothing.
sammich :3
rimmable foids with pretty pink buttholes
>>34312700My dad's dead you necrophiliac piece of shit, your post has been reported to the FBI.
>>34312705You should be scared. Enjoy your bad luck.>>34312710>pinkNot fair. A butthole can be pretty without being pink.
>>34312665Eat with your fork in your left hand, tines down
>>34312659That must be exhausting for you
>>34312714>Not fair. A butthole can be pretty without being pink.I have not claimed otherwise.
Could a woman say "please have sex with me"? I think I need to hear it once to unlock something in my brain.
>>34312714Better wenches than you have tried to kill me, and yet I still live.
>>34312719Ok, I'll shut up as long as that's how you feel.
>>34312712Before you were born. I’m your real mom
>>34312721But I don't want to have sex with something that is essentially another women
>>34312725Damn you gave birth and kept off the weight afterword?
>>34312657Haven't seen you in a while
>>34312726Just say it anyway.
>>34312723Why does "wench" actually make me mad? It's such a cartoony insult.
>>34312724There's no doubt in my mind the claims you make about your butthole are true, JH
Femanon, are you the girl with the pretty face and the sad story?
>>34312729>Just say it anywayHon
>>34312727Yes
>>34312732Honestly had no struggles in life so far
>>34312733# CORRECTION
>>34312730Probably because in context it's both racist and sexist.Also because it's true.
>>34312677Part 1 follows you trying and failing to focus at work with the text on your mind, until you finally clock out to get ambushed by your GF in the parking lot, when she picks you up in her car to prepare for the evening. You swallow your concerns about your own car now being stranded at work. Part 2 has a lot of the wire-tangling you love so much, where she sits you down for tea, a thorough makeover, emotional bonding, all laced with the mutual understanding that she is dolling you up to get violently fucked. Your overabundant physical comfort is juxtaposed against the mounting emotional discomfort of having your wires deliberately crossed beyond your ability to control it. You jump, startled, when the knock at the door comes, and then it's Part 3.
>>34312731Well you should have some doubts. Your certainty makes me worry you've seen it before.>>34312738That makes sense, minus the true part.
>>34312730Because you often chose to be mad over simple things.
>>34312739Are you adlibbing this or does this actually exist?
>>34312732ugly face normal story
>>34312743I choose when I'm open to being mad, but I don't choose what I'm mad at when I do. Does that make sense?
>>34312742>Well you should have some doubts. Your certainty makes me worry you've seen it before.Or perhaps I am just incredibly naiive
>>34312710Just so you know how expensive it can be, I spend over $300 per touch up bleaching session, which is after the $1200 for the initial bleaching sessions and $2,000 for laser hair removal
>>34312742>Your certainty makes me worry you've seen it before.Some of us were on /b/ back in the day.
>>34312747That's also possible. That's very self-aware to acknowledge as a possibility, I'm impressed.
>>34312732Best I can do is a sad face and a pretty story
>>34312749Nah. If anybody around here ever had those old pictures, I'd have been publicly humiliated with them by now.
>>34312744Nothing apocryphal about these lore-records, bedwarmer.
>>34312736>>34312745>>34312751The diversity of local femanons.None of you a sad story, yet here you are.
>>34312752Don't need to have them to have seen them.
>>34312754It’s not a requirement
>>34312754What makes a story sad
>>34312708You don’t get a consolation wife before you turn 30
Motherfucking bitch fucked up my food. Should I leave a negative review with the exact time and description of her to get her fired? I would be doing her a favour because she shouldn't be near any food places.
>>34312753Speak English, anon.>>34312754I think "sad story" is relative. Like I might have a sad story, but I came out of it in one piece, so I don't consider it particularly bad compared to what others have been through.>>34312755You didn't see them.
>>34312754A sad story implies unusually sad circumstances beyond one's control. I'm just a retard
>>34312760If you do that she will get detained by ICE
Men would you think a girl who got a filter for her shower is crazy
>>34312763She's white.
>>34312757You should be the judge of that.Just like you are also the judge if you got a pretty face.It was all about you.>>34312762>beyond one's controlI don't think that's relevant.
>>34312762ThisI’m really retarded
>>34312748That's kind of hot to be honest. But I hope you're not lasering all your pussy hair off.>>34312750Thanks. I'm probably at the point where self-awareness becomes something of a detriment, probably.
>>34312765I would think she needs cummies in her tummy
>>34312766In that case she will just get shot right away.
>>34312760And who's going to pay for your frozen pizzas if you get your mom fired from her job?
>>34312765No, I probably have crazier ideas than her in regards to looking after myself
>>34312768>>34312762Stupid women are the best lays.
>>34312765Thats literally my mother
>>34312761>You didn't see them.You can never be sure.
>>34312765Hard water is a legitimate issue, is it not? What are the chances you live in a Germanic country?
>>34312769No, thank you. Even if it's just from naivety, I like compliments.
>>34312765*puts sugar cubes in the showerhead*
>>34312650Thanks for the input.>there's another situation where women tend to get anxious, it's where she feels awkward knowing a guy likely likes her and she doesn't want to give positive signals/encourage him because she doesn't reciprocate. I thought this could be happening too. >but, from you saying you feel she's nicer to you than most other peopleThat's just my intuition, I'm not sure about that. I feel like she's nicer to me than what is socially necessary, but maybe she's like that to others too? It's hard to tell, she's pretty nice to everyone but at the same time very reserved. She's approachable but never too open. I noticed that her own friends are intimidated to ask stuff from her. Everything I asked or talked about with her I've got positive results so far, but maybe I pushed things. Maybe she doesn't know how to say no and I've been inconsiderate unlike the other people with common sense
I sent a whole bunch of likes on dating app. Now we wait.
>>34312765Not a guy, but it's not crazy at all. My parents installed a filter for their entire plumbing system and my mom raised me to use bottled water for everything including cooking and tea and coffee
>>34312779If you saw the pics and remembered enough to be sure, then you'd recall details like how many Sharpies, how they were bound, what I was doing with my hands, etc. My stupid decisions were thankfully lost in a sea of other people making equally stupid decisions back then.
>>34312776Like what?
>>34312767Not sure how sad it is when someone is responsible for their own suffering by being a big dummy
>>34312790>grounding & being conscious of EMFs>sitting under a chicken lamp for red light
>>34312785hmm maybe you could try giving her an indirect compliment, something like that? and see how she reacts. put a bit of skin in the game while still keeping things in the realm of plausible deniability.
>>34312792I think people who word their story that way, probably have a rather sad story to tell.
>>34312781<3
>>34312769Got everything except my mons pubis lasered, but I do keep that waxed
>>34312758I DON'T WANT TO WAIT THAT LONG I WANT A WHITE USED UP SLUT CONSOLATION WIFE NOWWWWW
>>34312798That's acceptable, actually. I like it when the lips are hairless but you can still grow it on top.
>>34312794What do those help with
Men/guys Why do you date women who are bullies etc
Women could you love a man who really enjoys MBTI and Enneagram?
>>34312806the tall women that got bullied by them don't want to date me because I'm too short for them
>>34312660>>34312670It's because of hiw many women say they prefer lesbian porn to straight porn
>>34312670I love bisexual women, I hope my future gf is a bit gay, if she liked lesbian porn that would be awesome.
>>34312806Why don't women date nice guys then?
>>34312805Red light is universally beneficialElectromagnetic fields that emanate off of electronic devices have been shown to have negative effects on the human body, harmful to testosterone production, etc.
>>34312806horny
>>34312796But everyone suffers just by virtue of being human. Being fortunate in many ways makes for a boring story, but sometimes we still persist in wanting to be sad even when we're happy in other ways at the same time
>>34312783or a honey shower scrub. with espresssso?!>>34312794based. i think yoga is a good practice, too.
>>34312814Men are obsessed with mean girls, go ask them.
>>34312818I'd much rather have a partner who never suffered extreme hardships, than wish for her to have suffered.
>>34312815What is red light beneficial for? Are chicken lamps as effective as those $300 red light masks?I want to lower testosterone production, what do I do?
>>34312806I have a hatefucking and raceplay fetish and want to scream racial slurs while being yelled at during violent sex that will snap my penis in two.
>>34312806>etcWhat does this incorporate?
>>34312808I'm really skeptical of mbti because it changes depending on what kind of mood you're in when you do the quizzes, or at least mine did. But we do have this desire to define and understand ourselves and now in the absence of traditional religion and culture, stuff like mbti and astrology fulfil that need
>>34312765No. I would be proud of her for her paranoia, but also maybe it's not worth it depending where she lives.
>>34312822>What is red light beneficial for? Are chicken lamps as effective as those $300 red light masks?All of those red light products are basically a scam, any incandescent bulb (the type that produces warm, orangey light) is good.>I want to lower testosterone productionAre you suffering from PCOS?
>>34312806I don't, but being bullied as a teenager definitely crossed a few wires in my brain, and I like the idea of women being mean and humiliating.
Pooped
I don't even belong here. Do you?
>>34312827>I'm really skeptical of mbti because it changes depending on what kind of mood you're in when you do the quizzes, or at least mine didIn my opinion, and most people who are really into MBTI will tell you this, don't worry so much about the tests. The test isn't an authority on what your type is, it's a tool to hopefully help you figure it out. MBTI type isn't supposed to change, mistyping happens a lot and that's alright. The best way to understand it and find your type is too look into the Functions (Ni, Ne, Si, Se, Fi, Fe, Ti, Te ) and how they work. It starts to make a lot more sense after that.
>>34312821Yes, that makes sense because of course we don't want our loved ones to suffer. Ideally in a relationship you can both bring each other some respite and comfort from suffering, but then paradoxically love and attachment will inevitably also bring suffering. We can't really escape it
Have you heard the word Xennial before? It's popped in my feed a couple of times now, apparently because I'm supposed to be one. Is it a recent thing?
>>34312834Currently pooping.
>>34312823Okay, settle down John Davidson
>>34312829Okay great, where do I get those? No, but I think my body is overly sensitive to androgens. My levels were tested and came back normal so no PCOS but that doesn’t rule out sensitivity. So I guess I either need to metabolize the excess hormones better or lower them a little. I don’t want to mess with it too much, because the rest of my body is functioning great.
>>34312840Been around for a few years at least
>>34312838Admittedly I don't know much about it. I've gotten infp but I've also gotten enfp, so I think that means my introversion and extroversion flips? Maybe I should look into it more
>>34312522Who What
>>34312844Have you checked your cortisol and progesterone levels?
>>34312841Will poop
>those hecking nice guys are just pretending to be nice to get sex>I will instead date pedo rapist serial killers because they are honestWhy are foids like this?
>>34312840It's been around a while but they're a very tiny generation and barely have any culture specific to their generation
>>34312857Are you the guy who thinks learning basic social skills is a zionist psyop?
>>34312857Why are you a brainrotted social media addict? Some mysteries of the universe will never be revealed
>>34312853I keep asking for them to test my cortisol and they ignore meProgesterone was fine, within normal levels at that point in my cycle
Is someone imagining they are having sex with me right now? Can you stop?
>>34312857Women like pedo rapists so just become one to get girls, damn bro, it isn't hard, I became one, now I have 3 adult girlfriends, and a harem of 13 13's if you catch my drift.
I miss her
>>34312864>I keep asking for them to test my cortisol and they ignore megod that's so typical lolIn regards to testosterone, red light doesn't increase it directly, it just has a protective effect over male hormones and it does the same for female hormones. It won't be directly androgenic. It might actually help your situation.
>>34312857Skill issue. Stop being a cuckold.
Thinking about becoming an OF manager so I have easy access to young degen pussy.
>>34312871Only trannies and AGP "men" speak like this, I hope you join the rest of your 41% kind soon kek.
*grabs you by the cuckold horns*
>>34312888*cums*
>>34312872Why
>>34312410Lel
>>34312879I’ll try it, thanks. Any recommendations for something that won’t look weird in my room?
>>34312430You can ask the barista to jump into the blender so you're extra smooth next time.
>>34312520Bruh
>>34312890Because she was nice and I liked her more than anyone else.
>>34312897Howd you fumble her
>>34312898I was too nervous to ask her out and now she's dating someone else. And idk what to do.
I don't believe any woman is straight 2bh
>>34312905theyre all bi, thats true
>>34312894*heart eyes
There are no straight men. all of them are fags and feminine like >>34312905
>>34312915im so straight i dont even touch my penis when i pee. i just let hit hang above the bowl
Women, do you know how to ride my dick properly?
Should I give up on my dream of getting a submissive tradwife gf and get this 1/1 doll instead?
You know what, im actually pissedIT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEhttps://x.com/FadeAwayMedia/status/2029250537263161713
>>34312921Depends, are you willing to be a tradhusband? I find that most men who gush about wanting a tradwife never want to be a tradhusband themselves.
>>34312893Making sure your regular lamp lights are using incandescents is good. A cheap 250w heat lamp will probably look goofy, I have seen people use small, cheap infrared illuminators before. I can't recommend anything specific, just avoid the overpriced red light products that are shilled everywhere now.Definitely do your research on this, and if you use intense red light for concentrated therapy, make sure to only do it for short periods at a time.
>>34312923All I am seeing is two men.
>>34312925Where do I do the research?
This is genuinely one of my favourite memes of all time.
tradhusband this, tradwoman that, where the fuck can i find a sigmawife who wants a PET SIGMOID so we can get up to some dastardly deeds together?
Why is she so slow to reply to my texts, but seems go actually be into me when we are on a one on one hangout (we are both paying)
Did you experience this when you were younger? Be honest
>>34312936yes
>>34312919sure>>34312932tel aviv
>>34312938what exactly is it you want me to tell her?
>>34312835I do, yeah I'm at least as fucked up as the rest of you
>>34312931youre a sadist
>>34312940something something let's milk and exploit and scam the goym and get filthy rich and powerful together baby girl <3 suppose that could work
>>34312938hey smelly (affectionate), let's milk and exploit and scam the goym and get filthy rich and powerful together baby girl <3
>>34312942Only in bed.>>34312938What's your experience like?
>>34312947very smooth rizz but I don't have khazar blood in my veins best I can do is some trace ashkenazi terribly sorry pet sigmoid
>>34312949with riding dick? you put penis in vagene and then it goes in and out
alone again. maybe i'm the only company i can get.
>>34312952No, that's not good enough.Grinding is better than up and down btw.
>>34312956obviously you switch things up but I'm not about to write goon fuel smut for you use your imagination
Femanons, do you possess a healing aura?
>>34312954Such is the incello life.
>>34312958>use your imaginationWouldn't be here if that was all I wanted to do, right?
something i don't understand about incels: they supposedly know everything about how women behave, despite having zero experience. how do they sustain that degree of cognitive dissonance? like you'd think if you knew everything, you could score a little? it makes no sense
>>34312967>how do they sustain that degree of cognitive dissonance?It's essentially a religion.Dogmas and hearsay.
>>34312967It makes sense when you understand that they're arrogant narcissists.
>>34312963atoga isn't your free goon content generator
>>34312972>freeI pay for the servers with my soul.
>>34312959sometimes
>>34312973looks like this is the service you get for the pay you provide
>>34312967because part of their knowledge is that whatever keeps them from having pussy access is out of their control
>>34312959I have an aura of pure nervous energy, I talk and people become quiet, nobody answers, and then they continue their conversations.
And after all You're my wonderwall
>>34312975You can also just not reply if you aren't interested.
>>34312983you asked if I can ride dick, and I can, I answered the question, it didn't say anywhere that by answering I'm signing up for giving you a detailed description of how I do that
>>34312986That's the drill around here, babe.
Anyone else’s internet just go out everywhere
>>34312987maybe in your reality, in mine I just answer questions
>>34312991Stop trying to make me horny, I'm over that now.
>>34312969true, we never kill gods only replace them, eh?>>34312971i'd like to think they aren't all like that, seems like there's too many of them for that to be a useful explanation>>34312977>the conveniently self-contained worldview with curated unfalsifiabilitya true classic
>>34312992pretty sure you're one word away from being horny again at all times
is he gay or is some inside joke?i have a mild crush on this guy who i'm familiar with, but not friends with. the other day there was a concert and everyone was drunk, and he was talking to another guy i distantly know. then he suddenly bent down at the waist, like way down, said something, and his face was basically almost in the crotch of the other guy. then he got up they both laughed and kept talking about something, it was too loud for me to hear anything lol.i'm not actually that used to hanging out around men, is this common behavior
Do cheap sunglasses still protect against the sun
>>34312995>conveniently self-contained worldview with curated unfalsifiabilityI do the same, so I can't really judge them for that, lol
>>34312997Incorrect.I am always one word after getting horny, even when no word has been said.
>>34312999yeah
>>34312988My ISP nukes my internet sometimes to remind me who hold the keys
>>34312998end game
>>34313003then why did you lie earlier?
>>34312999If they actually have a UV protection rating Most cheap ones will dim the light but won't do shit against uv
Other than Faceberg or Instagram how can I show off to my ex-gf that I have a new hotter girlfriend? I don't want to post it on Faceberg because then my whole extended family will see and I haven't told anyone not even my parents about her yet. But if I post it on Instagram which my ex doesn't use then there's basically no chance she'll see it. Both of these are very low probability anyway seeing as she probably blocked me and we were never facebook friends in the first place. On my alt facebook she's suggested to me as a friend. I thought about changing that Facebook account to my name and she might see it that way. I don't know if someone being a suggested friend for you means that you are a suggested friend for them.
>>3431301199% cheap ones have the same UV ratings as expensive ones
>>34313009Forget it.
>>34313012>blocked me I really don't think she gives a shit or will feel like she lost a real one if she saw.
>>34313007can you please explain
>>34313013Some don't You have to make sure
>>34313015already forgot it long ago
>>34312914Owo
>>34313020sure
>>34313012>Other than Faceberg or Instagram how can I show off to my ex-gf that I have a new hotter girlfriend?Don't and just move on with your life
>>34312999My sunglasses are uv400 protection for $26 on amazon. They used to be $16 so I guess they've inflated quite a bit in 2 years.
>>34313017Probably not but it's worth a try. I just wish I knew why she ended things. >I'm too busy for a relationship Is not a real reason.
I hate being aroused what the fuck is this. Get it off of me
I am the Jewbermensch
>>34313031I can immediately tell why she did and also that this is bait.
>>34313012I don't think she wants to keep up with your circus, monkey.
>>34313032Why are you aroused
My new girlfriend says she is queer. How likely am I to have a threesome with one of her friends eventually?
>>34312436>>34312449>>34312472>minority male says he likes white girlsThe internet: "We know." >minority female says she likes white boysThe internet: *Soifaces*I just don't understand why there's such a difference
you can only pick two, chose wisely >good person>have their shit together >good sex
>>34313007WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY END GAME
>>34313027I still have dreams about her how do I stop those?
>>34313039Hormones
>>34313044my last ex was top and bottom, i'm not over her but now i want only middle for her. i'm greedy
>>34313036Why then? What is that code for?
>>34313044I'll take the bad sex but good bf. I can just fuck myself with plastic while he lovebombs me.
>>34313053figure it out baitboy
>>34313050Have you never had hormones before or something
>>34312915Why are so offended? Don't you not want to be stuck dating only men?
Both. How sad is it actually to not have any friends as an adult? I try to be friendly and open to people but nobody wants me as a friend. I had a phase during my early years in uni when I constantly went to every event and party actually trying to get to know people and socialize, but I still couldn't get a single friend out of that. Now that my sis moved to the same town as me I feel like I've finally lost all motivation to try to keep making friends bc I get all my friendship needs from her now it seems (and probably her case is the same as mine since she has said for years that she doesn't have any friends either).
>>34312499I met my half-asian niece and nephew and I dunno if I want that. I could probably date a girl who's half asian though. Doesn't stop Asian women from being attractive to me though, but I wouldn't say I have a racial preference for them (though my friends all think I only date Asians because I have a higher success rate with them).
>>34313060That's not a woman, that's the Cuckworm simping for women despite being a 29yo KHHV.
>>34313062There's probably a good reason for that, 2bh I'd be your friend for a while just to see what it is
I've been approached by many women in my life yet I'm still here. I was too stupid to realize my himbo existence until it was too late. Now I've reached the age of gray and there are no chances left, I've got nothing but the ability to cook, be tall, and look pretty.
>>34313062I don't think thats an issue with you. Only rich people have the excess energy to actually keep active friendships where people regularly do stuff together because they don't spend every day working like a mule and then are too exhausted on the weekend to do anything than the bare minimum. People have friends in school and as young adults and after that they just have "friends" they maybe send a birthday text because they put the date in the calendar and thats the extend of that. Stop thinking if you did things right you'd have better friendships and beating yourself up trying to figure out what you're doing wrong. Your only mistake is not having a yacht, a private chef, a cleaning lady, a personal assistant and all your bills paid by passive income.
>>34313068>domestic skills>looks you accidentally tried to get by ok feminine dating strategies you're cooked
>>34313066>There's probably a good reason for thatThat's what I always see people saying about this kind of situation but I feel like it's nothing as bad you people imagine. I'm just a bit too shy/awkward and that's why most people would not want to be friends with me (even though I'm not shy enough to not be able to start conversations), together with having weird interests and bad luck
>>34313044If he's a good person with his shit together he'll lick the bean to get me off in exchange for duty PiV. If I get off the sex is good.
>>34313062MWhat kind of stuff do you do on a weekly basis that involves socialization?I have like church friend groups, school friend groups, and a DnD group so I'm constantly active and out of my apartment. Some of them are closer than others, obviously, and I'd prefer a few close friends than a large quantity of acquaintances.
>>34313073Damn thats a sad idea of what good sex is.
>>34313044M. I'll do it better and only pick one: good person.
>>34313069I kinda agree but at the same time my life experience has shown me that it seems like the most miserable poor alcoholics and those kind of people in general tend to have the most (active) friendships
>>34313079Yes, those are often the unemployed, on disability and financial aid people that are on the other side of the spectrum but once again have more time and energy to spend on hanging out since they're not slaving 40h a week.
"I don't dress like this to get attention from men, I do it for myself!" Why do women say this? We know they're lying, they know they're lying, etc.
>>34313076I left unsaid that the PiV shouldn't hurt and there should be no anal or strangling. If it isn't painful or scary and I'm having orgasms I've hit the straight sex jackpot.Sadly I'll never have that since good people with their shit together are also out of my league.
Do women still play hard to get in 2026?
The marketplace listing is still pendingPray that this guy's deal falls through so I can swoop in and buy this motherfucker
>>34313082That sounds even worse... Sorry you seem to have had such horrible experiences.
>>34313081Why are men so narcissistic that they think everything women do is for them?
>>34313075Currently nothing lol, the giving up happened a while ago. Even in the early uni days whenever I joined a club, it felt like everyone else naturally formed their own groups in milliseconds while I was always left as a weird outsider, and didn't exactly get any enthusiasm or any effort back if I did try to chat with someone one on one. I feel like groups aren't for me if it's the sort of situation where nobody knows nobody, I'm better at socializing in a pure one on one situation, but I don't want to just creepily approach lone people and ask them to start hanging out.
>>34313081come up with new bait pls
>>34312998anyone else, i need a male opinion and the one reply i got was too cryptic.
>>34313081Because they no longer have the high ground if they admit that and they can't keep up the act of holier-than-thou, despite the fact that female creatures cheat more and have higher body counts than men.
>>34313092samefagging is a sin
>>34313092Men cheat more than women though, dear AGP.
>>34313081See responses. The women don't actually know they're lying, they're delusional about their own behavior.
>>34313095ntaSo could you explain to me how you a biological male have a better understanding of biological females then actual biological females?
>>34313093I never samefagged.>>34313094Not per ratio, you fucking retard. Only 1% of men are even in a position to cheat on females, rest of the men would be lucky to get a different bitch after they lock one down. You have no idea what you're talking about. Also, female creatures don't count a lot of things as cheating, like dumping their old bf for a new bf, despite the fact that they started flirting with the new bf while in the old relationship./thread
>>34313007M. yeah that makes sense.
The women who wear the revealing clothes don't care, they say it to make you stop whining and crying at them kek.
>>34313062>Both. How sad is it actually to not have any friends as an adult?As a man, the less friends she has the better. I don't have any either.>I try to be friendly and open to people but nobody wants me as a friend. I had a phase during my early years in uni when I constantly went to every event and party actually trying to get to know people and socialize, but I still couldn't get a single friend out of that. Now that my sis moved to the same town as me I feel like I've finally lost all motivation to try to keep making friends bc I get all my friendship needs from her now it seems (and probably her case is the same as mine since she has said for years that she doesn't have any friends either).I don't see the problem, desu.
>>34313087The point of life for 99% of humans is to attract a mate and outside of rare cases of genuine schizoids most of those who act like they aren't trying to do that are just coping.
>>34313097bigger brain more powerful. I also understand dogs better than actual dogs do.
>>34313044Good person and sex.I got enough of my shit together.
>>34313102*attract a mate and have successful offspring
>>34313098>it's the mentally ill AGP who cheatsPlease take your pills, fucking retard.
>>34313102So, you listen to music just to attract a woman?How performative.
>>34313044F, good person and got his shit together.
>>34313102>>34313105>The point of life for 99% of humans is to attract a mate and have successful offspringYeah if you're a brainless insect, but human beings are more intelligent than that, and therefore we value more in life beyond finding a mate and having successful offspring.>>34313103Uh huh, you're super smart my guy. You got the results of your IQ test or what?
>>34313101I see your point. I guess I just feel pathetic if I'm in any sort of group setting because I can usually tell I have the weakest social skills out of basically everyone, unless there is someone who is entirely mute (because I do try talk at least and I try to be pleasant even if I'm awkward)
>>34313107If you can't differentiate between the two then you're an idiot, and yes, many people do pretend to like music they don't actually like to get others to like them.
>>34313109>You got the results of your IQ test or what?yes I got a 31 on something called the ASVAB, you've probably never heard of it
>>34313057It’s been a while
Is it normal in this day and age to constantly be slightly anxious that some crazy person could end your life at any moment? In public that is.
>>34313115Looked it up: https://www.duranlearning.com/blog/asvab-scores-guide-military-requirements>The ASVAB uses a percentile scoring system from 1-99, meaning your score shows how you performed compared to other test-takers. Think about it like this: if you get a 60, you've outperformed 60% of other test-takers.>Scores below 30-31 are considered very low and typically won't qualify for military service>50 is the average scoreKek, you didn't even score average.
>>34313114>can't differentiateYou just said 99%, bucko.Maybe be less retarded next time.
>>34313117depends on where you live
>>34313109Are you a 40yo virgin and this is your cope for being alone?>i am le too smart for sexHoly shit lmao
>>34313118Nta but it's obviously a joke you gigatard
>>34313117I think about it every day
>>34313088>I feel like groups aren't for me if it's the sort of situation where nobody knows nobody, I'm better at socializing in a pure one on one situation, but I don't want to just creepily approach lone people and ask them to start hanging out.I came from a homeschool background going into uni so I was pretty socially awkward. I just forced my self into situations until I made friends. Most people won't hate you for trying, and there's usually one extrovert in every group that will be like "of course you can sit with us bro" or whatever. It's more about taking the first step of inviting yourself than anything else
>>34313117Only as a mentally ill woman.Bonus points if you are homeless.
>>34313116What kicked it into high gear
>>34313121I'm in a relationship, I'm just not a retard who religiously worships evopsych nonsense.
>>34313127>there's more to life than sex>I am in a relationshipOh, you're just fucking retarded and don't know what you're posting. Do you have brain damage or you're always this stupid?
>>34313044MGood person and got shit together.
>>34313129Imagine being a sentient human being and thinking that there isn't more to life then sex. Hell, imagine thinking that sex is the one and only thing that defines relationships.
>>34313131Why are you in a relationship if you're above sex and everything? I think you're just extremely stupid. I bet you get that a lot, huh?
Do I have high standards?>younger than 30>European (I'm also European)>taller than 5'7>loves animals>not materialistic>don't care if a bit chubby>don't care if crooked smile>thick head of hair>never been pregnant>never married>not religious>wants kids>loves being outdoors>can impress me with her intellectual abilities
Uniqlo x JW Anderson collab is so dangerous for my wallet
>>34313055No answer me or your opinion is invalid.
>>34313126It just happens sometimes
>>34312959Maybe? At least some of the time.
>>34312440>>34312443>>34312479>>34312483How tall and how broad shouldered?
>>34313133>Why are you in a relationship if you're above sex and everything?I never said I was above sex, so you can get rid of your strawman. All I said is that sex is not the end all be all to life and relationships. I'm in a relationship because I enjoy being with my partner, and see value in him beyond sex. Horrifying, I know.>>34313136Ehh, what the hell I'll look over your list and talk about the stuff that stands out to me:>younger than 30Only unreasonable if you're not around the same age range.>never been pregnant>never marriedThese would only be unreasonable if you were aiming for older women, but since you're aiming for younger women (hopefully as a younger man yourself), that's fine.>can impress me with her intellectual abilitiesThis one comes off as a bit vague as "intellectual abilities" can refer to a lot of things, but I don't necessarily think wanting a smart partner is a bad thing. Overall, I'd say your standards are fine as long as you're also younger than 30.
>>34313141Yeah but you said it hasn't happened in a while, don't your hormones start blasting every month. What's different now
>>34313149They change man idk
>>34313146I'm 33 and a Dr.The "intellectual abilities" bit is purposefully left open because I have come across many smart people in all walks of life. It's just something that you know it's there when you encounter it.I remember this girl who for example, was a typical bimbo doing a literature degree, but she played crazy good chess.
>>34313155>I'm 33Okay then you're "younger than 30" and "never been pregnant/married" standards are too high then. I have no further comments.
>>34313155What kind of doctor?
>>34313153Is someone on your mind
>>34313157Meh, that one doesn't bother me. For whatever reason I can only attract young women. It's probably because I look young for my age.I've only ever had gfs in their early 20s.
>>34313158Not the sexy kind, lol.I just have a PhD. I build robots for a living.
>>34313159No
PuhhhlaaaaaaaaaAAaaAaap!
Can a man be a bad boy even if he's a nice/considerate person through and through by just having an unhealthy lifestyle and the necessary look.
The jods on this site are really something else
>>34313133You are mentally ill and can't read properly.
>>34313169They're all seething incel-trooners in 2025+1
>>34313169You broke a rule of another board and are now crying here?
>>34313169Start learning Chinese.Free speech in English is on it's last legs.Won't be long before you need to present a passport to log in on 4chan.
>>34313172>inb4 M-M-MUH FREE SPEECH
>>34313138as if I had any reason to care about what you think about what I said lel
>>34313173Are you trying to say China is a land of free speech?
>>34313168I'm kind of like this and girls who are into that usually get the ick when they realize I'm not really what they expect
>>34313168what women mean when they say they want a bad boy is that they would prefer him to not be a moralfag, be willing to be a bit daring and adventurous they don't mean "mug people in a dark alley", they mean "have sex in the abandoned building with me and don't give me a lecture on trespassing and safety regulations"
>>34313176No.But OBVIOUSLY if you want to criticize your government you don't do it on a website within the jurisdiction of your governement. China doesn't care if you're hating on the US governement, obviously.
>>34313179Not everybody is from the US.
>>34313044mfirst two easy
>>34313179ntaYou can literally bitch about Israel and the US government as much as you want on /pol/.
>>34313166Why
>>34313179>But OBVIOUSLY if you want to criticize your government you don't do it on a website within the jurisdiction of your governement.Do you realise how fucked up this is?
Either gender, have you ever had a psycho ex? What happened?
Thinking about all the middle eastern women who I rejected in times past.So many bullets dodged, ... literally.Sorry I couldn't be your white saviour. Got too much shit to deal with myself.
Is it normal for women to casually disrespect their boyfriends in public? I was chatting to my cousin and his girlfriend about my business and my cousin's girlfriend said "Wow *his name*, I might have to leave you for your cousin" and I just felt awkward.
>>34313186I was always the psycho ex.
>>34313186Buddy I've never HAD an ex
>>34313190it is if you date a disrespectful cunt, which is 100% his own fault for choosing snd enabling her
>>34313190It’s normal because women with boyfriends are bitches because men love to date bitches even when it is a detriment to them
Women, should I start dressing like a pirate?
>>34313196post example
>>34313186FHe was definitely kind of a psycho but he didn't do anything psycho after I broke up with him. Might've helped that he was like 1000 miles away from me at the time.
>>34312998when it comes to our crotches, men are always faggots.
Naked in heels is literally the hottest any women can ever be.
>>34313197Modern pirate
Why is this thread so blackpilling and why can I never escape?
>>34313169I still can't believe despite RapeApe being cut from anything and every normie hating this website this retarded rule still exists.
>>34313204yeah, why not not a huge fan of the tshirt and vest comboI wouldn't know what a better alternative would be tho
Knowing sets you apart from others, it is a lonely path to learn things. But maybe the light at the end of that tunnel is the richest of rewards, for not many cross paths with such.
>>34313197Post hands.
Women, are you into beards?
>"I do it for myself. They're comfortable."
>>34313205Literally everyone who posts ITT is sub 4.
>>34313205because you get a HA KNEW IT stiffy when your blackpilled world view gets confirmed
>>34313211Yeah
>>34313212>type I diabeticEWW.
>>34313212>Plays sports and wears clothing appropriate for sportsYeah doesn't sound like she's a lying whore just because you got hard from her ass.
>>34313205women routinely prove their lack of worth here.
>>34313210the fuck
>>34313212you mad you didn't get enough engagement from your lame bait with the last post? lol
>>34313220ntaNah, it's more like men in these threads potray themselves in the worst ways possible and are then shocked that misandry is a thing.
>>34313205What is it you come back for
>>34313212Yes. Correct.
Can a man post something horny about me?
Incoming wave of (you)s
>>34313228Your body drives me wild
>>34313212It’s super comfortable. Sit down, nerd
>>34313212Damn she has the entire bakery
>>34312998what do you want us to say? could be. depends on the nature of the friendship. just bite the bullet and flirt with him you fucking stinky foid
>>34313228I wanna sniff your dirty thong and jerk off with it
>>34313211Not really. I prefer a mustache if beard stuff is a must
How do I get an aussie gf as a black anon?
>>34313204He kept it authentic with all the rape
>>34313218That's the perfect amount of thicc? Chubsters are cute and pure sexo if not too fat.
>>34313232Too vague>>34313236I don’t wear thongs
It’s quite sobering when I look around and realize that I’m more physically attractive than most men of my age group
Why do foids get insecure over porn?It's weird to me. Porn is just fantasy.Yet somehow they don't understandwhy moids don't like them having hadlots of sex before the relationship.
>>34313228Does it have to be a man?
>>34313244>Too vagueGive something to work off of then
>>34313243>perfect amount of thicccode phrase activated posting
>>34313247Sounds like you wouldn't have any issues with your gf having huge dildos she impales herself with that are double the size of your penis and that three out of seven nights she prefers to use those instead of sleeping with you, right? Because sometimes she just doesn't feel like fucking and wants to masturbate instead?
>>34313243Not my type.I like them paler and chubbier.
>>34313247No one cares about whatever gay weeb porn you goon to
>>34313251I wouldn't mind her having such a fetish, actually, no.
>>34313250ew wtf is this
>>34313255lol
>>34313257Funny how you don't understand men at all.No man can compete with silicone horse cocks so that doesn't bother me in the slightest.
>>34313258have you ever even had a gf for more than three months?
>>34313251hot. double in both length and girth? Like 15"x14"? insane. physically impossible. I'd support my demon-cock-dildo loving gf's ascension to complete self-destruction.
>>34313228ey bby u wan sum fuk???
>>34313226IdkThis place is way more jaded and tense than when I started coming here
>>34313259I'm married. Why?
>>34313247I do not mind at all, it lets me coom to BBC vids guilt free
>>34313264lmfao
>>34313265Your fantasy is intentionally humiliating and emasculating to your partner, that isn't the same as just blanket consuming porn.
>>34313266What's funny about being married?
>>34313186M She started to spiral hard 6 months in after becoming bf/gf. When I got sick and had a bad fever she snuck up on me and punched me. She was angry that I was sick. I got up and she pulled a knife. I pretended to run into the bathroom because I had a surveillance cam in that hallway. When she started to stab the door I kicked it open and she got knocked out. Called the police and she was dragged out kicking and screaming. I couldn’t get a restraining order because she’s girl and pretty and harmless. So of course she started to stalk me, one time she broke into my house and when I saw her she ran and jumped out the window to kill herself. She didn’t manage. She was arrested and somehow they let her go for reasons they didn’t tell me, and right after she would stalk me again. One night walking home she’s standing on a bridge I usually cross and when she saw me she jumped. Failed to kill herself again. She was sent to the hospital and then arrested, but somehow she escaped and left the country. She sent me another suicidal attempt video later which she also failed. After that she was put in a mental hospital and turns out she had severe psychosis or something. Just for safety I moved and changed my name. I keep a decoy apartment just in case. She fucked me up lol
>>34313269>humiliating and emasculatingIn what way?>isn't the sameWhat part? Does his porn feature uglier and fatter chicks who are worse at sex than me or something?
>>34313221Yours.
>>34313255cuck
>>34313247stop gooning anon.https://youtu.be/6KdnwjPQP4Q
foids, what's wrong with what he's wearing?
>>34313272What men will date instead of a mid to ugly girl:
>>34313282The extra set of pockets on the shirt is weird but I kinda assume he’s doing some work and it’s practical. Otherwise it looks good
>>34313282I hate posers.It's stolen valor.
>>34313282The little neck bandana is gay
>>34313282The kerchief around his neck
>>34313286>>34313285>>34313287I'm not asking for moid opinions
Do you consider clothes and footwear under 200 cheap? I personally only consider things expensive only at the 900 mark. I wonder why I never have any money saved.
>>34313289I’m F >>34313286
>>34313290I only consider build quality.
I want to take all these uppity boss girls, drag them to a proper clothing store, put them in dresses, and then carry them to bed and fuck them till they like being feminine again. You can't reason with them, they just need to be manhandled and put in their place like children.
>>34313291oh, thanks.
>>34313292You get what you pay for most of the time
I just made a discovery that might break the online meta. You can simply choose to not reply to stuff you disagree with instead of trying to squeeze blood out of stone.
>>34313295:~| brah
>>34313296Those are hideous
>>34313283I’m into really hot women, can’t be helped. Have a good wife now, healthy and happy
>>34313297Far from true, especially with brand names.
>>34313301Are you the guy who got trafficked
>>34313289Yeah, that's why I replied to your question but okay. Have fun with your neckerchief collection
>>34313300Fashion hour! I think hearing opinions of the genders on fashion is some of the most fun atoga can have.
Swiss Miss :^)
>>34313303No. But that sounds fucked up
>>34313283I only date mid/ugly but they must be attractive to me. I like tall pale slightly chubby European girls with smol feet and a good head of hair, and the ability to use said head.
>>34313272never in a million years did this happen.
How did you meet your ex?
>>34313305Immediately screams Cleopatra to me.
>>34313305Please post something not ugly
>>34313299
>>34313290Whether I consider something cheap or expensive depends on a lot of different variables, $100 could be expensive and $1000 could be a great deal
>>34313290I don’t buy anything over $100 unless I know it’s going to last me forever. All my nice expensive stuff was given to me for free
>>34313315That makes sense
She's so sweet and so fragile, like sugar glass.
>>343133101. Sister's friend2. Wanted to be lab partner in class3. Formerly dating my step-brother4. She contacted me from another department at work5. Worked late-night shifts together6. Worked together7. Worked together
Is it weird that I like the smell of her feet and her ass crack? It's just the sweat has a pleasant smell. She just laughs.
Reminder for girls that if you don't satisfy your bf's sexual needs, another girl will and that is completely fine because he still loves you, but just needed a sexual release.
>>34313263When did you come here?
How many figures do you or your partner own?
>>34313324Sounds like I should get a job. Unfortunatelyi don't want to work
>>34313326>If you don't fuck your boyfriend as much as possible you deserve to be cheated onOkay, men are terrible and misandry is justified then.
>>34313332Only sex havers cheat.Think about that one...
>>34313332Nope. If you become his gf, you have a duty as a gf to satisfy him. If you break that promise, he can seek out another girl.
>>34313310TinderTinderBumble/atoga//atoga//atoga/
>>34313337>Nope. If you become his gf, you have a duty as a gf to satisfy him. If you break that promise, he can seek out another girl.>If you as a woman aren't constantly satisfying your man who is far more hornier than you and therefore will want sex far more often than you, you deserve to get cheated onFuck men. I'm pro-misandry now.
>>34313337I would be loyal to my gf even if she didn't satisfied me, you're just an asshole
>>34313334Only sex havers 1. cheat2. beat their partners3. abuse their children4. gamble away the family's savings5. threat their women like shitYet somehow incels are the worst.
>>34313338>/atoga/>/atoga/>/atoga/
>>34313337This.>sign a job contract agreeing to work>don't show up to work>"wtf? how could they fire me? I didn't do anything!"
>>34312765No. There's toxic shit in it
>>34313337I'm an incel and I'd be happy even with a platonic relationship at this point (so long as she's not getting dick elsewhere). I just want hugs, really.
The bitter East euro femcel is back Somehow derails the threads more than the actual incels
>>34313342yeah, you're just THAT worthless
>RUNNING IN THE 90SIS THE NEW WAY YOU LIKE TO BEI'M JUST>RUNNING IN THE 90SCOME ON BABY RUN TO ME
>>34313340How do I get a misandrist gf?
>>34313347There's a bitter EE femcel, ITT?Whoever she is, I'm a bitter Eurocel. Let's meet.
>>34313186Three or four of them in my teens and early 20s. Id rather not go into specific details, bht I think I just had a pretty warm, caring heart and gave chances to men who didnt deserve them.>>34313190It depends on the dynamic and the insult. This might just be her teasing a bit. Some guys like their jealousy stoked a bit, makes them ferocious. >>34313212I dont see why this is so hard to believe. If I could just exist in anything 24/7 it would be a thong and a sweater. >>34313325Its probably not dw.
>>34313347>East European>Femcel That's kinda funny and well thought persona, absurdist comedy
>>34313351She the one who pretends to have a husband and says shit like "misandry is justified" and "gender of accountability everyone", I'm not entirely convinced that she isn't a bot but it's very pathetic how niggas fall for it every time. >>34313353It's the newest larp and it's extremely effective apparently
state genderthoughts on pronounced collarbones?
>>34313310Every person I've ever dated in any capacity I met through friends, family, school, or work, usually while out socializing
"Girls"On 2 different occasions in the last month, I had the same question from one girl about another >She's gorgeous isn't she?/do you think she's pretty?One was a couple sisters i approached at a bar and another was a couple girls at a mall who approached meAt the bar I said something like>You know (actress)? She's gorgeous And also>Do you think I am?She said>Yes you're gorgeous And at the mall>Im gorgeous I feel like these fell pretty flat and this question is an invitation to flirt deeper, but I just don't know what to do with it.I see it as they just think it would be easy to get a compliment from me so they ask for a free one.
>>34313311>Immediately screams Cleopatra to me.But the girl in that pic is white?
My problem with EE is that I kinda low key think they are just after my passport.
>>34313356MI have pronounced everything. I'm very lean and gaunt and angular looking. So much that people remark about how mean/scary I look.
>>34313356Hmm. I think theyre quite beautiful on women but i like my men with a little more beef.
>>34313342Morality of constraints
>>34313326Yes, and?
>>34313360The girl in the picture could very easily be Greek.
hi foids, binge day 4 :DDD i <3 debauchery!
WEAR CUTE PINK DRESSES RIGHT FUCKING NOW!BE CUTE!
chins?andhands?
>>34313364Maybe so.I guess sex havers follow master morality and incels follow slave morality.
>>34313363>but i like my men with a little more beef.fuck I can never do anything right
>>34313367That's an obvious Germanic build
>>34313356I purposely don't think about stuff like that because it leads me back down to some very obsessive unhealthy paths
>>34313371What is it with you and chins
>>34313361so? thats the only thing you bring to the table
>>34313373NTA. Lift you lazy fuck
>>34313374Doesn't mean that literally 0 native Greeks look like that.
>>34313361Same. They are beautiful though.
Busted a huge nut with my monster dick. Shame I don't have a gf to do this into
>>34313379but I like being skinny
>>34313381Western European women are more beautiful on average, actually.It's just selection bias.Models and mail order brides.
>>34313383Then quit whining
>>34313359I'm sorry I don't understand a word of this
>>34313370this is over half my closet
>>34313390Gf material
>>34313391if only he wasn't a guy
>>34313392Kek
>>34313388no :)
Otot - hold the call
>>34313394Would you ever bottom for a guy?
Should I stay or should I go now?
>>34313390Wife material
>>34313397You stay, I go...
>>34313370That's not really cute, it's an ugly pastiche that looks more like a costume
Put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
convince women that you've invented a device that would reveal the horniest thoughts and fantasies they've ever had and watch them come for your headinnocent they are not
>>34313367Cleopatra was Black
>>34313382Is it potent
>>34313399
Should I ask out the Lidl cashier:Pros:1. I already talked to her.2. She seems to like me.3. I like her build, her face and her hair.4. She looks down to earth.Cons:1. She works at Lidl. 2. I want to go back abroad.3. We are probably 3rd or 4th cousins.
pssssst femanoncome herea lil closer...mwah!
>>34313396fuck no! (being pegged by a girl would be ok though)
>>34313403I mean, you could just read their porn novels and get 99% of that information.
>>34313410What about a bj?
>>34313410Gimme that bussy you bratty twink
>>34313411ntaWhat you masturbate too doesn't dictate what you want in reality. How many times does this need to be explained?
>>34313405Scarily. You have no idea
>>34313413no! jesus christ this is the third time this month someone asks me this >>34313415sorry, only the ladies get to peg me
>>34313408Didn't an anon just get arrested for this?
>>34313418Alright sexy
>>34313416Nta but if I could play out my fantasies with zero consequences I 100% would
>>34313396omg im fujoing out>>34313410>>34313418faggot.
>>34313404Black people should ally with us southern/eastern Euros instead of calling as white and accusing us of slavery and inventing all this nonsense about black egyptians.
>>34313416>What you masturbate too doesn't dictate what you want in realityThe conversation wasn't about that. Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
>>34313422>faggot.I'm not gay
>>34313421Okay great, you have vanilla sexual fantasizes, not everybody is you.
Bondage? Surely you jest? That is disgusting.
>>34313419I'm from Italy. It's allowed to flirt with girls if you have a flirting permit. You just need to collect it at the local police station.
>>34313418You are kind of girly
The woman at the store wasn't wearing any makeup and I wanted to ask her out, but I couldn't see a way to be cool about it because we were complete strangers.
the cute goth cashier said hi to me the other day, can't stop thinking about her now, fuck my life why am I like this?
>>34313426I do not lol, most people would do the same if they could get away with it
>>34313423They only ally with eastern Mediterraneans
>>34313424>The conversation wasn't about that even though I brought up porn novels as the surefire way to understand women's' sexual desires.>>34313435Okay, so you're the kind of person who projects onto everyone else. Got it.
>>34313429not only that but i'm a switch. you're gonna have to learn some ropework if you want to keep me happy, babe.
>>34313417Would it get me pregnant
You're trying to break me? I will not have a job. I will not have a relationship. I will not lose my virginity. I will not conform. I am not like everybody else.
>>34313432oh not this again
>>34313431What's the application process like? Is there a height requirement?
>>34313437If you fantasize about something that means you wanna do it. Don't give me bullshit about intrusive thoughts or anything. Anyways I know this is bait so end of discussion.
>>34313295>tfw there's a chance a random guy has thought this about you but you'll never know
>>34313441kekeke theyre all prison gay for you faganon
>>34313436...that's what Greeks are, and yet they want to claim Cleapotra as black, lol
>>34313440
>>34313382you can always get a hooker
>>34313437The conversation was about fantasies.
Liking feminine men isn't gay, prove me wrong
>>34313282>tfw no jorah mormont/the mc from white sun of the desert bf
>>34313438*gulp*
>>34313439Immediately. Might even give you twins.
How is this guy 29 and doesnt have the balls to just reject me.
Umbrella or jacket when it rains?
>>34313446I'm not a fag!I know I'm not very manly but I'm not gay, I've even had 2 (two) girlfriends before so I'm not gay
>>34313443>height requirementYes you have to be shorter than average.It's to give everyone a fighting chance.
>>34313344The only issue here is the amount of lying men do to get into relationships. If you presented a contract demanding sex X times per week or else divorce/cheating you simply would not get a gf and she'd be happy to have dodged a bullet. So you use deceit and manipulation to try to have your cake and eat it too.
>>34313444>If you fantasize about something that means you wanna do it.No it doesn't you fucking autist. By that logic, every single person whose written a horror movie should be arrested for their desire to murder people.>Anyways I know this is bait so end of discussion.Me disagreeing with you is bait? What a child.
>>34313451as long as they aren't trannies, its fine i guess.
>>34313457Both obviously. Have other parts to keep dry
>>34313458faaaagggooooottt :)
>>34313456maybe he likes you
https://youtu.be/u51OxZF1ltI
>>34313274why?
>>34313449I am not nutting raw in a hooker
Would you go out with Brock Samson from “Venture Bros” femanon?
>>34313461Always the same insults with you. You're very cranky and eager to start shit do you need to be pinned down and ploughed?
>>34313470no idea who that is but most likely not, so called celebrities are all skin walkers anyways
>>34313470No. None of the Venture Bros characters are aesthetically pleasing to me.
>>34313465Then why won’t he ask me on another date. It’s fine if he isn’t feeling it but he’s dragging it out.
>>34313464anon that's rude I already said I'm not gay
>>34313474Not even red skull?
>>34313472What?
>>34313454Can you set it to just one
>>34313457Both, unless it's summer
Can you tell me about some atoga anons you remember fondly?
>>34313456What's the sitch are you dating or flirting or something
my personality is coffee:sip: sip :sip:
>>34313479Do I need to repeat myself?
>>34313409i'm not sure if you could survive the weight of the average femanon
>>34313456He thinks you don't like him
>>34313484I like the femanon who'd post =)
>>34313487same I'm all out of coffee today though :((((
>>34312497>hehe ur so tall omg>no idea what he even looks like or anything elsebeing a manlet is a fucking curse
>>34313484Her
>>34313476do you like him? if so, ask him out yourself. if he says yes then congrats, you won. if he says no or gives you a roundabout answer then he's not worth your time and you should move on.
>>34313491that's probably a faggot because no actual woman speaks like that
>>34313486We went on one date. >>34313490I told him I’d like to see him again, he has been (dryly) texting back, but not acknowledged that
>>34313484slut-kun
>>34313488Sorry.
>>34313484there's a bunch of anons that come to mind one wrote a song for meone watched a beautiful movie with me one taught me a lot about the world one reminded me to be alive
>>34313487Caucasian female detected
Short kingsRise up!
>>34313497I know two women that type like that (actual women not trannies)
>>34313480You heard me. You're an angry little piece of fuckmeat that needs to be shown what's what.
>>34313503every time a guy itt cries about a flaw some other dudes come in to try and sufferingmog him, i wonder what counters manlet rage
>>34313503can't see you, you guys are too small
>>34313508dicklet and niglet rage
>>34313498How'd it go, do you have another planned?
>>34313511niglet i can kinda see ig but i really do not buy that having a small penis is comparable to being a manlet
I have a thing for short guys but Id never date one that was heightpilled. Fuck that.
>>34313514sounds like you're suffering from manlet rage
>>34313517which is better? short and stocky or short and lean/proportionate?
Is it possible that the people the men the UK ad are targeting is like a possibly functional reverse psychology thing? Like they made it so obviously a psyop that they can't trust it and end up not wanting the alt baddie because obviously she's a government plant?
>>34313519Her bf is stocky and she likes pegging him
>>34313520it's a honeypot to gather data on who thinks she's based
Oh black betty
>>34313525bambalam
genderhave you ever slutmogged your character in an rpg game/mmo etc
>>34313498the usual advice for men applies to women too: if you want a second date but the guy isn't asking for one, you need to be direct. don't just say "let's meet up again sometime," give him a time and a place and he'll either say yes or no. it shows him you're interested and it'll get you your answer right away. don't waste his time poking and prodding and hoping he'll ask you, but also don't let him waste your time by leaving you hanging.
>>34313529I have no idea what you just said
I like skinny women (almost anorexic) but sometimes I get really really horny for fat women.why is that? I don't like when that happens
>>34313484I liked the old SwissI miss NickBirdie was specialUh, that's it I guess
>>34313532thats when your conditioning cracks for a moment and your animal instinct returns
>>34313529I make sure my characters remain virgins just like me. Also romance in video games is so lame
>>34313535conditioning? if anything I've been conditioned to like fat women all my life
>>34313484There was a femanon that liked mythology she was nice
>>34313521How do you guys do that?? Im not even here that often. :p >>34313532I feel like this signals that you yourself have a disordered relationship with food but im just some random anon.>>34313535Or this!!
>>34313538sure
>>34313540>I feel like this signals that you yourself have a disordered relationship with foodyou have no idea how right you are lol
>>34313540You were quite vocal about it and I have a functioning memory
You're looking rather frumpy today, femanon.
>>34313529>have you ever slutmogged your character in an rpg game/mmo etcFMy Skyrim characters always wear bikini armor. I don't care that it's not practical, it builds her lore that she could go into battle naked if she wanted and not worry about a thing.
Today I saw a blonde blue eyed Euro looking girl in full burqa garb. Not the first time I saw one of those but I wonder who they are.I didn't know that any of the European Muslims wore the burqa. I don't quite remember if her face was covered, but she was beautiful. You could just tell.She was at the public hospital alone. Which again is weird. Cause if you're Muslim and wearing that shit, you're typically not alone. And if she's at a public hospital she's probably not married to some Saudi prince either.
>>34313545thank you, the goal is to heal from the pressure to perform 24/7 (:
WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHTI HOPE HE IS A GENTLEMANAND MAYBE HE WON'T FIND OUT WHAT I KNOWYOU WERE THE LAST GOOD THING ABOUT THIS PART OF TOWN
do you want to see my scars :)
>>34313544>I have a functioning memoryI think a lot of people would be happier if they just accepted compliments. >>34313545I havent gotten out of bed yet today. Sick :(
>>34313548How did you see her hair or eyes if she was in a burka
>>34313548it's just optics
>>34313551Sure, why not?
Alright, fess up, which femanon's grandma was this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xrQFvcNdR0
>>34313550>YOU WERE THE LAST GOOD THING ABOUT THIS PART OF TOWNgoes hard>>34313551ye
Men, WWYD, if you went on a date with a girl, and started to have a feeling that she might be mildly retarded?
>>34313552>Sick :(Well, I hope you feel better femanon. Do you need anything? Like some chicken noodle soup or Gatorade
>>34313529FDon’t know what that means
>>34313548I knew one in high school. Very pretty German girl, converted for some older Turkman in Berlin. I saw her doing the prayer on the mat on day after class. Very sad
>>34313552Idk I just don't think it's very exceptional, plenty of other people can probably clock you too
>>34313546In lore nords wear revealing armour because their war paint give them protection against magic and physical blows
>>34313553He probably meant hijab
>>34313553Her eyes and some of her hair was visible. I don't remember if her lower face was covered. She was wearing one of those long totally black dresses. Her hair was covered, but the front of her hair was still visible.To me she looked full Euro blonde.
>>34313558>mildly retardedWell considering most zoomer's are brainrotted. That is the majority of my dating pool. So I'd suck it up and turn of my higher functions.
>>34313558Be just friends
>>34313558goodim low IQ too, i dont wanna be the dummy of the relationship, i hate that.
>>34313555>>34313557oh fuck I wasn't expecting anyone to say yes uh umm here you go https://files.catbox.moe/5ffvg7.jpg
Does it depress you to see who you're competing against?
>>34313558It depends on the kind of retarded
Insane to think for some reason recent generations told men that it was wrong ti cry. I love crying. What a tragedy.
>>34313561I saw a couple in Cologne and Berlin.But this one I spotted in my mountain village in Italy.Always wondered if they are like Bosnian Mulsims or converts or maybe Turks, but even Turkish muslims don't wear that garb usually.
>>34313570i'd rather fuck (and eventually marry and breed) a socially retarded femanon than her though
>>34313569oh dear
>>34313570I'm neither 22, a skier nor a woman.So I'm not competing with her on any level.
>>34313569Oh okay, I didn't actually expect you to say agree. I don't really know what to say.Cool scars I guess?
>>34313570I'm not competing against anyone, I'm my own category
>>34313572Anon...That's traditional gender roles.
>>34313563That's good, because my main save is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, tall Nord woman with a side plait.
>Erm I'm not a woman so that's not my competitionOk faggots.How about now?
>>34313559No Ive got some tyvm though>>34313570I dont really see love as a competition. >>34313572Crying is good. :)
Today I found out nail stamping is a thing.
>>34313583those are all bots lol
>>34313583Get a job
>>34313583Don't care
>>34313581Neat. I started a new game as a High Elf pure mage a few days ago. U usually play breton but I think i prefer full elves
>>34313583Well, again, I am not 23 anymore, nor a model or live wherever he is living, so I am not competing with him either.
>>34313577thanksI don't really know where I was going with this desu
>>34313570Disappoints me that men will willingly fuck traitor pussy
>>34313567Do you have sex with your friends?
Don't let anons here lie to you, women who enjoy cuckolding are more common than you think.
>>34313587Whatever helps you cope at night bro.On a serious note here is the most swiped man in Tinder.
>>34313590>>34313581You people play Skyrim more than just once a decade ago?
>>34313597I was replaying morrowind and decided to play some skyrim as well
>>34313596Hes kinda ugly...
>>34313596nta>Tinder is representative of real lifeYou're a retard who needs to touch grass.
I don't want to touvh grass I wanna touch boobies!
>>34313596>n.jpg
>>34313594I don't have sex with retards anon
>>34313596Terraformars: Femboy edition.
>>34313586there's liquid filled aquarium/snow globe nails https://youtube.com/shorts/u3FCTr5YG2g
I just want a hug from a nice femanon :(
>>34313595i'd post>t. [picture of indian guy]but someone will accuse me of being entj
>>34313603>I don’t have sex with retards anonI don’t have sex with anons eitherBut what about retardards from your day to day IRL ?
>>34313596I could not give less of a fuck
>>34313595True but maybe in a different way than you're thinking
whose clit do I have to suck to get some breakfast around here?
Man, it's still so damn cold every night, even if it's alright during the day.
>>34313612Your own.
>>34313613Yeah. Can't wait to wear short sleeves
>>34313570No, I don't really feel bad about the fact that there's women better than me.
>>34313607>>34313610I found a bisexual woman who enjoys watching porn and cucking me with dildos.
>>34313501oh golly, i wonder which one i am
>>34313614I don't have one, I have a (decently sized) penis
>>34312428I frankly just don't give enough of a fuck about other people to hate them. >>34312434No, I've never had any desire to walk up to random strangers on the street or stuff like that. If you mean "start a conversation", yeah, a few times. The one I remember more vividly was a cute nerdy guy with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Waiting for something to happen. Anymoment someone is going to knock in that door and show me the world
Why do foids refuse to lose weight for their bfs, then lose weight after the inevitable breakup? Pathetic
>>34313622Bend over and spread your boipussy.>>34313615Was outside doing some shit on the balcony and it was still freezing, which surprised me since it's been relatively mild the rest of the day.I had to put on a sweater ffs.
Will my heart stop if I approach a woman?
>>34312648>how much porn do you watch and is it all lesbian stuff?None, I have no desire to see strangers I'm not attracted to fucking each other. The whole concept has always been really odd to me.>>34312665No, stupid guys are cute.
>>34313484Very cute Portuguese femanon I used to talk with.I found the "chad farm" femanon kind of hilarious. What an in-depth role. lol
Wymen, what's stopping you from looking lik eths?
>>34313628She was probably unhappy for other reasons and lost it once she became happy again.
Women should we ban AI chatbots/generative ai
>>34313631last month i approached a woman for the first time in years and then got turned down after the first date but i'm still alive. you can do it, anon.
>>34313635women hate burgers, they don't have a taste for them
>>34313631No it actually will beat much faster
>>34313639That's a little sad.
>>34313637No, but we should use it for things that are less retarded. I've seen cool applications in communication but I can go without ugly af """""AI art""""".
>>34313630>Bend over and spread your boipussy.every time I post here it always devolves into anons wanting my "boipussy" I don't like it :(
as a kid I used to hate burgers but then I became a man and now I like them (pizza is superior in every way though)
>>34313638>>34313640Useful.
>>34313642ntaI will never pick up a pencil, continue to seethe and cry.
hi atoga I just wanted to tell you that I'm eating yogurt.thanks for reading
>>34313642> I can go without ugly af """""AI art""""".Based
>>34313638Sounds like a huge waste of energy and time. Every girl already has the guys they want to date and fuck in their phone.
>>34313648Then don't. We're not missing out either way.
>>34313627Dreams are nice but it's time to wake up
What is your favorite biome in valheim?
>>34313642What should we use it for
>>34313658ntaAnything that doesn't make Twitter artists seethe in anger. So literally every other application of AI tech.
>>34313655I have time
Nobody’s favorite
>>34313651Whatever you want to project on them, dear trooner.
>>34313657Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about
I forgot to take my vitamins for an entire week, god I really need a tardwrangler sometimes it's embarrassing
>>34313658I've seen a guy use AI to help his quadriplegic brother text with his family. Very fucking cool. I've heard a girl talk about how she is developing an AI child voice for AAC devices that changes tone to reduce the "robot voice" a lot of apps have. Really, really cool.I don't want to see AI art and corporate emails. That stuff is so ugly and unnecessary.
>>34313657Mistlands looks nice but I'm nowhere near getting there I only just got to the mountains. I fucking hated the swamp
Watchdogs was a nice game. Discovered “The Vandals” through it
>>34313662>giving lonely guys a reality check means you're a troonYou're a dumbass. If a girl wants you to be her bf, she will make it clear and it will happen from just living your daily life. Cold approaching is dead or will lead nowhere after one date like with that anon. And what kind of a whore accepts a date from a stranger in 2026?
>>34313643Maybe e less of a little shit.
>>34313671lmao okay hand humper
>>34313660As if you still got time at your age. lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfpBarn7jlc
Hey Mr. Mister
>>34313628I tried but my ex kept throwing fits because salad and soup were not real food and we were meant to lose weight by eating fried chicken and ice cream and jogging the calories off
>>34313671>>34313651Can't you just stay in r9k.You really serve no purpose in this thread, you are just as pointless as qt.
>>34313677I feel as if until I turn 40 I can do whatever I want. Then I get a bit serious the I die.
>>34313680>salad and soup were not real foodWhat a bitch.Bitch never eaten my amazing soups.
>>34313680Soup is the greatest food humankind has ever shat out.
>>34313687>ignoring amphetamine
>>34313688Stew is better
I love the smell of cigarettes
>>34313691Never smoked in my life but U grew up around smokers and I don't mind it. But it stinks. More tolerable than those fruit vapes they amell ROTTEN
I will only go fight wars if you agree to return to being a subservient wife and revoke your voting privileges. Sound fair?
>>34313673I'm not doing anything!
>microchimerismYikes, so that's a thing...
>>34313691me too but not when I'm smoking, only when someone else is smoking, idk it's weird
>>34313698There are women who like being a submissive wife already, but they only tend to do it for strong men who have achieved things in life, not creatures like you lel
>>34313700Are you planning on dating pregnant bitches and single mothers
>>34313707I don't mind that. That's how it should be
>>34313700>the migration of fetal cells into maternal circulation and tissues typically begins in the first trimester, between the 4th and 6th week of gestationI guess if you abort it quickly, then your body won't be contaminated
>>34313681I've always been here, for over a decade. Never had interest in r9k.>>34313675As if the cold approachers are fucking anyone with their 1000 to 1 date ratio by humiliating themselves.
Incels killed the thread again
>>34313700Yeah. Not in the way people on 4chan say it works, but women grow humans inside them so traces remain in our bodies.
>>34313720Happens every time they wake up in the afternoons in NA
>>34313717>Never had interest in r9k.I don't really care what you feel, we just want you to go.
>>34313700AYOOOOOOOOOOO, WTF?!!
>>34313726That's not what microchimerism is. Why do people who know nothing about things talk online aaaaaaaa
>>34313724>we just want you to goDoesn't seem like it when I don't post for a week and every anon goes "WHAT HAPPENED? IS ATOGA DYING NOW?" KekYou love me
>>34313730A dead thread is better than an incel-infested corpse.
>>34313669I think the mountains are beautiful. Fuck the wolves and drakes though
>>34313730I quite liked your absence please don't come back.
>>34313730Fuck off. Just because the majority of people silently ignore your shit doesn't mean you're appreciated. You add nothing to these threads and would be better off gone.
>>34313681Who is that? MgK?
Nons, What is your dream birthday cake?
>>34313728>>34313726This is a bit of an exaggeration, but the younger children receive some cells from their older siblings, thus they get the traces of whoever was their older siblings' father too
If all women are leftists and every country has a 50% female population, how is it even possible for right-wing politicians to get elected?
>>34313747MA freshly baked apple pie with vanilla ice cream.
>>34313747MI love cheesecake
Even Caesar and Jesus had haters.
>>34313749Could it be that politics is more nuanced than what the internet claims it is?
>>34313756>whoever gets the most votes winIdk anonette, doesn't sound very nuanced to me
>>34313748It's not an "exaggeration", anon. It's a gross mistake. Microchimerism is the presence of cells with a distinct DNA in an organism. The idea that microchimerism "alters a woman's DNA" is antithetical to what microchimerism is. By definition the DNA of the woman can't be altered, otherwise it's not microchimerism.It is possible for younger children to receive some cells of older siblings, but it does not alter the children's own DNA (again, by definition of what microchimerism is) and does not alter their phenotype/the child's appearance.
>>34313757But if all women are leftists, then conservative politicians should never win according to you. Yet that's not the case is it?
>>34313745I don't care.It's a shitty incel brainrot attitude.
>>34313747My mom's black forest cake.Always has been, always will be.
>>34313759Yeah, that's... that's exactly what I was questioning about.
>>34313765Yes anon, and my point was, maybe, just maybe, politics isn't just "women left, men right". Are you getting it now?
Girls,Why do you ask me if I think your friend is pretty? I was enjoying my lunch and you come to me with such a ridiculous question. Why not ask how my day is?If this is a flirt, what should I say next time? (I don't fall for the obvious compliment fishing and instead ask them how gorgeous I am)These are girls I just met or who gave approached me. You're so vain.
I'm horny!
>>34313758Regardless, it doesn't matter how many men a woman has had sex with. Until she wasn't impregnanted, she wasn't contaminated with those cells and won't contaminate the potential children. Just check for the STDs.
>>34313762based. prob tastey with cheddar soup and a nice heavy beer.
Dod you know women shed 5% of their grey matter while pregnant to prepare them for motherhood?
>>34313774I'm more worried about her having a disgusting body and gross pussy after pregnancy.
>>34313774>women shed 5% of their grey matteyet they're still smarter than me>>34313755they hated them cause they spoke the truth>>34313747Your mom's pussyalso lemon meringue>>34313723I woke up at 8am
>>34313775Pregnancy is truly disgusting and evil not only to the parents but the poor poor child . To be brought into this world only to be told that it will die and it will enjoy it
>>34313772Yeah, of course. I still am mad because people talk out of their ass regarding this and act like fucking a guy once will change your DNA.
>>34313691they smell awful, and I say this as a chainsmoker>>34313666set alarms>>34313644based pizza enjoyer
Women will read obviously-fake outlandish shit like >>34313774 and not only unironically believe it but also use it as justification to not start a family.
More ppl should get hystos.
I want to go for pancakes tomorrow.
>>34313570no one likes a bragger>>34313572based, I cry like every day>>34313558>at least I'm not the only retarded one hereI like bimbos though. my ex was honestly kinda dumb (she thought the world used to be black and white because old photos are in black and white) but had a heart of gold
>>34313781https://bbc.com/news/articles/cy0d59e7wjloIt's real frog poster.
>>34313782No that messes up your hormones and the layout and function of your other organs
women, can I make out with your left armpit?
>>34313556she unironically looks like my nan but from Temu>>34313548>European Muslimsmfw>>34313517how tall r u
>>34313771Good morning saar! Rape you tomorrow bloody sexy butiful!
>>34313452Based real man enjoyer
>>34313779yeah, a guy can just help to inject some cells with half of his DNA into a woman's until the end of her life, still pretty disgusting, tho
>>34313487my personality is coffee cause I'm bitter af>>34313457both>>34313456rejection is hardI prefer to just ick them with my terrible personality>>34313440>I will not have a jobhas your mom brought up your tendies yet>>34313408>Cons:>1. She works at Lidl.You're a lidl bit shallow aren't you
>>34313788>It's real frog poster>*links propaganda site*
>>34313798Perhaps give it a read.
>>34313790I haven't showered nor shaved in a few days. I wouldn't recommend it.
Gf gave me a blowjob before work this morning can’t wait to come home and see what my tradcath virgin Asian baddie gf cooked for dinner, I am blessed /atoga/
>>34313310where I met my exes>pub>college friend's sis>tennis club>>34313290I'm a poorfag so anything over like 20 bucks is pricey to me>>34313245what's your personality like thoguh>>34313186I'm the psycho ex
>>34313800I would've been ok with it if you shaved
>>34313804>>34313797>>34313784>>34313780>>34313776Stop spamming you deranged cancer cell.
>>34313068>nothing but the ability to cook, be tall, and look prettythose are good skills at least>I've been approached by many women in my lifesame but I'm still a mentalcel>>34313062>How sad is it actually to not have any friends as an adult?not sad to me but then again I don't like having friendsI'm sure you can meet more people tho, don't give up>>34313044good person and sexidc if they have their "shit together", I certainly don't
>>34313755Jesus’s entire thing was that he had haters who couldn’t prove him wrong
>>34312967>how do they sustain that degree of cognitive dissonance?mental illness is a helluva drugI think most of them know deep down that they're full of shit, but are too stubborn and prideful to budge >>34312806>Why do you date women who are bulliesbc I'm a coward
>>34313807*blows smoke in your direction*
I am no longer baffled by religion only angered.
>>34312760>Motherfucking bitch fucked up my foodlearn to cook>>34312606basedmy elementary school crush was a tall iranian girlI used to wind her up and once she almost slapped me
Fourth man in a row to confide in me that hes anhedonic.
>>34313821What is an anhedonic?
>>34313807chillax lolgoing bed soon anyway>>34313795projection much?>>34313823nta but someone who doesn't feel joy presumably>>34313809don't h8, appreci8
>>34313823It's when you drink too much
>>34313821Common symptom of modern society
>>34313821anhedonia is just the free trial of depression nglI feel sorry for those guys, they didn't get the mania DLC
You ever think about how most likely within the decade /atoga/ will be completely forgotten by the world except by a select few individuals?
WomenDo you ever wish you had a real libido like men do, as opposed to how you only pretend to care about sex in order to seem cool or interesting?
>>34313838Not really, everything will be forgotten with time.
Women why wont you say something nice for once?
I love women btw
>>34313838It's already like 10 years old
>>34313846maybe if the british sex pest creep wouldn't have killed the thread
>>34313852i thought qt was a virgin?
>>34313852whaddi do>>34313853I am>>34313838good riddance jk
Morrow is Friday night. I will go out to somewhere have a martini or two and try to approach a girl.
Apparently twice as many Gen z men as Boomers think that wives should be subservient to their husbands.Genders, thoughts?
>>34313821Guys that confide in women are low test and gay
>>34313859MI hate men
>>34313858have fun dude>>34313860no u>>34313859Mlol, lmao evenonly a coward wants someone subservientif you want that just get a dog
>>34313838I'll always remember you fags. I'll miss jh when she leaves permanently. I still think about some of the old characters from /bant/ when i was a regular there
>>34313858Why
>>34313859Considering the fact that boomers were wrong about everything and made everything worse, Gen Z is right
>>34313859FIs there a study/poll for this that I can at least examine?
>>34313859GenZ MI just want a woman who loves me and sucks my ding dong sometimes
>>34313869Sure, here it is:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>34313871I'd be subservient to the dancer at 0:09
>>34313859MWhat the fuck does "subservient to their husbands" even mean?
>>34313865To try and have fun. I think.
>>34313873acting like an obedient doormat presumably
>>34313869Nta. Obviously all women are not left leaning, and the amount of voters are different for each generation and to no one surprise they vote differently.
Anon don't like itRock the /atoga/ Rock the /atoga/
>>34313874Okay. Good luck, anon
>>34313875What the fuck does that even mean, what would I even command a wife to do. Cook, clean, fuck on command or whatever?
>>34313880i fucking love that song
>>34313886Nice.
hello women>gives you flowers
>>34313885>what would I even command a wife to do. Cook, clean, fuck on command or whatever?I guess so>>34313889what if she's allergic
would you sell your soul to lucifer in other to get your dreams life?
>>34313882Thanks.
>>34313892M, sure, where's the downside
>>34313892The fact that you would even consider that means you are deeply misguided in your life.
>>34313892What if my dream was to remove lucifer?
>>34313892Yeh. I like Satan
>>34313892I'd give my soul to him anyway, a freebie.
>>34313889That's nice but they're dead and I hate that.
>>34313899Can i have it instead?I'll be careful with it.
Wellcome to the Hotel of /atoga/You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave.
I am approaching 30. I have a decent chunk of change and make a high income.I am considering buying a house but idk.I never really dated before and I want to date women in my age range (27-33).I wonder is it better to buy a house now or is that more of a decision I need to make with someone i think is going to be my future wife?
>>34313892my life is honestly really great aside from>tfw no gf
>>34313904Any time of year?
>>34313907Always here.
At least I still have dreams when I sleep.
>>34313843Whatever you say, xer.
>>34313905NAG but get a house if you can afford it and get on the property ladder, it's one of the best investments you can makehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-X_JBPbfYI
Dont you think it would be funny if i killed myself and my boss would get all angry about me not showing up to work? heh
>>34313913>my boss would get all angry about me not showing up to workdesu imo that means you're in the wrong job and should look for a more caring employerwhen I used to have a meltdown and no-show to work my manager was just worried never angry
>>34313905Houses are stupid. Get a flat.
>>34313913No, that wouldn't be funny, anon. Don't think like that.
>>34313915>that means you're in the wrong job and should look for a more caring employerGod i wish>>34313918>Don't think like thatHate this stupid job, and i'm only 2 months in
>>34313917nta but a house is a much better investment than a flat, at least in the UK, if you can afford itJust from 2020-2025, UK house values increased by 24%, compared to just 7% for flats
>>34313924Get a house in little venice
>>34313901Why would you want it?
Do you like to use any other imageboards like lolcow or cafe?
>>34313930reddit
>>34313931reddit is not an imageboard kek>>34313930occasionally, but moreso messageboards when I have time (the ones that still exist anyway)>>34313925I'd rather get a house in real venice
>>34313930I only use /atoga/
Guess who just ate an entire raw red onion
What can you even do with money anyways?
>>34313945Your bathroom's gonna stink later.
>>34313945what did it taste like>>34313947buy thingsI have £10 to my name rn
How do you endure anger towards your bf when you live in a one bedroomI was going to go to the store and he was like CAN I COME DURRRR and the entire time I just had to hurry grab random stuff and seethe.I genuinely want to fucking kill him rn I'm so angry I can't breathe
>>34313951>buy thingsThere is nothing worth buying
Women, why sre you like this?
>>34313956This seems like a pretty normal response to me.
>>34313956i wonder why he wanted to "be non-monogamous" (aka cheat) on such a beautiful woman
>>34313952valid crashout tbfjust tell him you need some alone timesorry to hear that tho, that would drive me insane desu, it's bad enough having roommates when you have your own bedroom>>34313953food is pretty worth buyingalso your own propertyI agree though beyond that materialism is pretty pointless, part of why I'm a bum>>34313956people who propose "non-monogamy" to their spouses are the scum of the earth
If your bf/gf decided to turn off the heating without your permission would you crack their head open or calmly tell them to kill them selves?
>>34313964>people who propose "non-monogamy" to their spouses are the scum of the earthThis, but also it wouldn't be an issue if she weren't so fat.
My boyfriend didnt text me good morning today :(
>>34313968why do they need your permission loljust tell them you're coldidk I'm always warm so I never touch the thermostat>>34313968>would you crack their head open or calmly tell them to kill them selvesyou need to chillax babe>>34313970he chose to marry her in the first place lolhe's probably fat himself and will get no hoez
>>34313212I need a gf like that.
>how many women here use no contraceptive and instead rely on condoms, only
>>34313973>he chose to marry her in the first place lol>he's probably fat himself and will get no hoezProbably. But fat people shouldn't get in relationships in the first place, everybody knows they're miserable and disgusted with each other.
>>34313972good morning maam
>>34313977lmaooidk my ex was a bit on the bigger side and I'm way more miserable than her
>>34313964Thanks I was feeling schizo but I feel like "I'm going to the store" clearly meant "alone"
>>34313983Well yeah, you had to be with her
>>34313917I live in america. >>34313912>best investments you can makeThe best investment is investing in yourself.I get houses are good investments for majority of people because they do not know how to save money. For most people a house is just a forced savings account. You average 3% returns throughout the lifetime of 30 years. But you also end up paying like the price of the house in interest as well.Once you are a high earner things like "investing" don't matter that much. I mostly want a house to store stuff like ive been putting off getting a motorcycle because I dont have a garage right now. I also hate moving and want a "home base"I do believe getting a house is like part of building a life together vs her having to adjust to my world.Idk if that makes sense.Would like to hear what women think about it.
I need to get her pregnant
>>34313988>Would like to hear what women think about it.I find the idea of getting a house together rather romantic.
I need him to get me pregnant
>>34314002Who
Is this the sexiest dance a moid could do?
>>34314002Mpreg is only acceptable in The Sims.
Is there a site/place where I can ask anons questions and get answers immediately like a chatroom/discord server. i find 4chan to be really slow nowadays. irl friends are just not people im gonna talk to about some things
>>34313987lmao no I mean just in general>>34313984>I feel like "I'm going to the store" clearly meant "alone"I guess he didn't take the hint, next time be more direct>>34314006bro is flexible>>34313988>The best investment is investing in yourselffuck that noise lol I'd rather have a house, living with roommates is ass>>34314020he's literally me
>>34314020>The average atoga male
>>34314020Nietzsche speaks of this
How do I cope with the reality that my anime waifus arent real.
>>34314029delude yourself into believing that they are, works for me
>>34313956kek her and her ugly husband are in a throuple with some art hoe. these people always look exactly how you expect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWJWx4HnaxY
>>34314029Make AI bots of them to wife up.
>>34314036>in a throuple with some art hoeone sentence horror stories
>>34314021>fuck that noise lol I'd rather have a house, living with roommates is assI am not living with roommates really.I live with my aunt. She had no kids and her husband died so it was kind of symbiotic relationship since i moved to my current location when i got a job. It's not bad but I should prob move out now.Also, my question is more about should i just rent a place for a while or buy a house. It's not easy to sell a house within a year or 2 and profit. It's easy to break a lease.
>>34314001>I find the idea of getting a house together rather romantic.Me too...But idk what i do in the meantime. I live with my aunt right now. Should I just be renting for a while until i find someone? I might never find someone.
Gonna lose my virginity to some guy tonight
>>34314048You should lose it to another woman. Itll be easier that way.
>>34314043>I live with my auntwell if you move out, give her my number>>34314043>It's not easy to sell a houseit's not that hard either, and you can always rent itout>>34314044>Should I just be renting for a while until i find someone?renting is a complete waste of money. this is why I'm a freeloader and don't pay rent>>34314048have fun with that
>Girl won't sleep with me because I have a fungal rashLife isn't fair...
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>>34314048gay
>>34313968No. I'm the furnace so I'd assume he's preparing for cuddles.
>>34314059Lmao yk m8
>>34314058treat your rash ffs>>34314059bro is posting from a nokia brick
>>34314048How old r u
he's literally me... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnOodblheN8what characters do you relate to the most
Would really like if I could sleep forever. Not die or be in a coma just sleep.
>>34314075sometimes I fall into a depression coma, I sleep for like 5 days because I'm too depressed to do anything
>women don't like self identified "nice guys" >also don't like men that act like assholes So what's preferable?
>>34314081Just be normal
>>34314077): hope that hasn't happened to you in a whileiktf, I do the same thing>>34314081you could try being genuinely niceI would rather be an asshole though>>34314075sweet dreamsiktf being awake is ass
>>34314084But apparently normal is not enough to stand out, and boring
>>34314090nta but you realise most people are boring and don't "stand out"
Women, would you rather your male best friends wanted to fuck you or didn't want to fuck you?
WomenIs asking when my birthday is and telling me you're getting something for me a form of flirting?
>>34314085>): hope that hasn't happened to you in a while>iktf, I do the same thingit happened recently but I'm ok now.hope you don't go through the same again
>>34314095>it happened recently but I'm ok nowvery glad to hear it <3>hope you don't go through the same againthanks, my bipolar ass is used to it by this point though kek
Women, why aren't you cheating on your man?
>>34314092Didnt, obviously. >>34314093No, probably not.>>34314107Hes all Ive ever wanted.
>>34314107>Xanthawith a name like that, this woman stood no chance in life
>>34314109>No, probably notWell shit
Not enough plap posting today
I got more money. Time to buy fancy clothes and gun accessories.
>>34314127it's too bad you can't buy a personality
MHow to get over a oneitis?
>>34314132get under another oneor just bully people on the internet, that works for me
>>34314133I'm usually the one getting bullied on the internet I'm going to a singles night at a bar tomorrow night so hopefully I'll find someone there
Anons what if my bf is actually a gf?
>>34314139Does he look like a bitch?
How do people have relationships and full time jobs?
>>34314141He looks male right meow but has expressed interest in femininity.
>>34314092A very delicate balance of wouldn't be too disgusted by me to get it up if we were the only two people left on earth but also I'm definitely not his type and he does not want to fuck me.
Employed anons, do you like your job?
>>34314148MI like it when I don’t have to deal with the ownership and management. Current manager is very two faced and not a leader of man, lots of SDE, and the owners are ESL Chinese who only care about money. The work itself is great, most of the time
>>34314145DOESHELOOKLIKEABITCH?
>>34314092Didn't obvi
>>34314107I don't think >he could handle it.
>>34314148No but I can't quit now
>>34314148FNot particularly.But I feel like I'm doing a good deed and it's financially a good move for me right now because I don't have to pay any rent.>>34314127I bought myself a blender and new underwear>>34314093Did she touch you during this interaction? Did it seem like she was trying to tease you?
Other men of /atoga/, does your mom ever touch your muscles? My mom sometimes likes to squeeze my biceps.
>>34314159She's never touched them but she's commented on them ("you look like a bodybuilder/you've gotten so dense/firm")
>tfw born to hai, forced to Heywomen, why won't you let me be happy?
>>34314148Yeah but I’d like more hours>>34314151Rude
>>34314159Not a man but sometimes my mom pretends my boob is a punching bag when I lean over in front of her without a bra on.
>>34314170So why you tryna fuck him like a bitch?
>>34314170why would you want to work more?
>>34314169Hewwo
>>34314176For more money dummy
>>34314176I’m not making 40 hours at the moment so I probably have to pick up another job.
Genuine question, im decent at art/animation.... Can i still make bank drawing furry porn?
What if the female brings you flowers for your next date anons? Note: the flowers are not ready yet. I have to wait for the snow to melt and it might take another month at this rate.
>>34314178ohai!okay you get to be the exception to>women,
>>34314182Yes, the suspiciously wealthy furry meme exists for a reason.
>>34314182Yes, the furries are still rich.
>>34314148don't love it or hate it, it's simply a tool to acquire capital
>>34314183I appreciate the sentiment but flowers are something you give to a woman not a man
I eat ass
>>34314184Are they misbehaving this women month? I know it’s once a year but girls control yourselves.
>>34314148MYeah, I like my job. I'm a home health aide who works with only one patient.I'm about to move to a new job that will see me working with a bunch of different clients, and I'm a little nervous about the change but trying to be optimistic about it.
>>34314190What would you like instead, sir?
>>34314194so you have to like, wipe old people ass?
>>34314196I will at the next place, but right now I have to do that for an intellectually disabled guy roughly my age.
If your gf is going to a wedding do you mind if she practices dancing with other men?
>>34314200Why not dance with me
>>34314200If I'm not serious enough with my gf to also be going to the wedding, probably not.
>>34314169RAWR
>>34314202>>34314201He lives in another country and my parents never met you.
Why is a 29 year old man ignoring me and ghosting me. The state of our men
>>34314148Hell yeah*dancing and singing while delivering your expensive bullshit across town*
>>34314210He's mentally 19
>>34314194You ever think about doing office work? I used to work for an ass-wiping agency, but then I got a desk job in the ass-wiping agency's office.
>>34314195Now that I think about it I'm not sure, I don't feel like men are typically given gifts during dates
>>34314212I wonder when I will feel sad, I liked him
>>34314204If I were in your bf's shoes, I wouldn't mind.It couldn't hurt to ask him, though. If you're worried he'd be offended by you even asking, I don't think you should.I would think any reasonable guy in that position would see that you genuinely just want to dance at that wedding but won't dance with a man if that would offend him.
>>34314213Yes, which is why I'm studying to become an elementary teacher lol. Not early childhood though, so my ass wiping days may be behind me for a while if I like it.I have also considered, given my temperament for these kinds of people and my desire to work in education, eventually becoming a SPED teacher. I'll just have to wait and see how I feel about teaching in general.
>>34314218If you don't feel sad then did you really
>>34314218>>34314226Him being a dick and ghosting probably makes it a bid hard to be sad at the moment, understandably
26M, have never dated before. Would women be less wierded out of I went on 'practice dates' before I tried diving in properly? I understand I'm at least a decade behind my peers and I understand my poor social skills/'tism are going to make things extremely painful, but I want to try nevertheless.
>>34314224How far away from getting the degree are you?
>>34314231About a year.
>>34314210Are you this person >>34313456 ? If so are you sure he's ghosting you? He might just not be a reply immediately kind of guy.
>>34314239I'm pretty sure she's posted about him doing this before lol
>>34314237If you really don't like the asses, then apply for office jobs now instead of waiting for a year to escape the asses.
>>34314226It's only been a day, but yea I had a nice time. This must be my karma
Women, would you date a man who doesn't have a car?
>>34314072Mehttps://youtu.be/kkmg0d_uvBY
>>34314229You don't need to go on practice dates, there's no established secret code for dating and she's not going to pick up on some subtle cue that you've never been on a date before. Dating is about finding someone you're compatible with and if she wants some experienced guy who sweeps her off her feet on the first date then you're not a good fit anyway. Also women like that are usually whores. I just want a girl I can hang out with.
I’m a sexually frustrated adult male
>>34314239Maybe>>34314240I've only known him for a week?
>>34314241I really don't mind it. I enjoy caregiving work, but I do also genuinely want to teach and make more money.I appreciate the sentiment, though.
>>34314243>I had a nice timeDidn't you say he was dry on your dates too
Washed and shaved ballsack but no femanon to smell it now:/
>>34314244Yes as long as there is public transport. Less pollution tootin. On that note, what is your ideal form of transportation? How often do you walk to get around?
>>34314255That’s nice dear
She's a silver linin, climbin on my desire
>>34314244How would that even work, I don't have one eitherWe'd have to live like a mile from each other or less so I can walk sometimes instead of taking the bus.
Would women object to a man who never ever shaves the sack? I've done that exactly once and even though I didn't nick myself, I hated it.
>>34314264I tend not to really notice unless he wants me to put them in my mouth
That’s one two many sack questions. I’m out.
>>34314268A guy asks one sack question and people go insane
I’m listening to Mitski
women!...i got the "miss my ex' blues :(
Got my tax return, only 500 dollars in debt now
>>34314229>>34314248You should absolutely get some exposure at that age.
>>34314270M or F?
>>34314258I walk everywhere or take an uber if it's too far>>34314263It wouldn't work if she doesn't have one
Women, what about armpit hair on men?I personally like to trim it down or even shave for hygiene reasons
>>34314274M-oid
>>34314278I wish it was more socially acceptable for men to shave all their body hair. I'm with the Ancient Greeks when it comes to body hair. Both genders should shave it all off.
>>34314270Basedhttps://youtu.be/p8FDl_tMs4Y?si=BMO2bKZb8NDneuKf
>>34314280I think that was the Ancient Egyptians
>>34314280I shave everything but you also shave everything, deal?Ill pay laser if need be
>>34314278I only trim so that's fair.
Moids can you help me my wifi is down and I don't know what to do
>>34314286have you tried turning your router off and on again?
>>34314287I unplugged it because theres no off button. It's connected and it says I have full bars, but the internet doesn't work
>>34314286>>34314289Have you checked to make sure the network cable leading from the modem to the router is plugged in on both ends?If it is, try resetting your cable modem by unplugging it and leaving it unplugged for a full minute before plugging it back in.
>>34314289>>34314290If you have a combo router/modem, try leaving it unplugged for a full minute before plugging it back in.
Have you paid your Internet bills lol
>>34314290What is the cable modem>>34314291Okay>>34314292Yes -_-
foids, you get in the car with your moid date and this starts blastinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYmcfbB7CAEhow are you feeling?
>>34314293>What is the cable modemUsually a rectangle that plugs into the cable coming out of your wall, and then that plugs into the wifi router with an ethernet cable.If you just have one box of computer making the internet happen in your house, you must have some kind of combo modem/router.
>>34314293Do you have cable fiber or satellite
>>34314293>halp my internet isn't working>oh but it works well enough to post-_-" stop pretending
>>34314297>>34314298It is a white box with four non unpluggable things and one almost aux looking jack
Hey losers
>>34314298Oh yeah, fiber or satellite. I'm coming at this as if cable is the only thing she could haveI would think that "leave the thing unplugged for a minute" should fix anything that could be wrong on her end regardless though
>>34314299I'm using the power of my butthole >>34314302Turns out there is an outage with my provider. The fuck am I paying these people for
>>34314303>The fuck am I paying these people forFindom, occasionally
>>34314300If it's all plugged in and blinking then it's a them problem and not a you problem >>34314299What is mobile data
>>34314299>you couldn't possibly be posting from a smartphone
>>34314296(*robot voice*)I diagnose you with mega autism.
>>34314301Oh hey, you're a different shade of brown now. And where did your chest hair go?
>>34314303lmao i was actually gonna suggest that after the bait, might just be an outsge. glad you figured it out>>34314305>>34314306(You)
>>34314309>(You)Well you gave me one too so we're even now
is it reasonable to commit suicide over being lonely
>>34314286Try paying your bills
>>34314311I mean, maybe someone will stop you, maybe someone won't and you need to touch grass significantly more.
>>34314311You'll be even lonelier when you're buried alone
>>34314311no. why are you so alone?
>>34314313I don't understand>>34314314I'll be too dead to care>>34314315I'm too timid to approach women and don't have dating app success
>>34314316>I'll be too dead to careWell there's your fuckin answer, it doesn't matter because you'll be dead
>>34314316People go outside, unless you invite them to your inside. So. Go outside. Watch people.
>>34314316why goes wrong with dating apps? do you never match, or do you and your matches never go anywhere?
>>34314311I would if I had the balls to do it
>>34314317I'd like to have a happy life though>>34314318I go outside and I don't have the courage to talk to women>>34314319i rarely match. been on 12 dates in 8 years of using them, never made it past the 2nd date.only 3 of those women were actually attractive
>>34314322i diagnose you with being miserable in your personal life. solutions: find things other than dating that make you happy then try dating afterwards
If you were a downstairs neighbor, would you be mad if your upstairs neighbor knocked on your ceiling when you were being too loud?
>>34314324I have my dream job and many amazing friends and it's still not enough. I need a wife or I'm going to go completely insane
>>34314325depends on how much my being loud is my fault
>>34314325I knock on my ceiling to tell the upstairs neighbor to shut the fuck up but they don't hear me or don't give a shit. And my downstairs neighbor too.
>>34314326okay but hyperbole or not "kmsing myself cuz i can't find a gf" isn't what someone says when they are otherwise fulfilled, your dream job and amazing friends may not be dreamy or amazing enough
>>34314326whats ur job
Faggot Trismejewstus is the anachronism of the modern homosexualist and the archaic order of homosexualist, that is to say, the demiurgical pedophile. The caduceus is deeply symbolic of the homosexualist, and its lie has spread far beyond any right that it has. My essence was violated by the twin snakes, all of my masculine oratory was plunged from and distraught within my own sanity. Do not heed the words of the raping madman who speaks of the sexualism cut through the body in half and turned 3 penis-degrees.
I just watched a movie about the 2000 U.S. presidential election. Why did people hate Chad so much back then that they called for Hanging Chad?
>>34314329>otherwise fulfilledmeaning, not fulfilled. I need a wife. >>34314330well not a job but I study marine biology at a high level and I never thought I would actually get to do that and it's pretty amazing
>>34314330He's probably in the team of federal agents working on the X-Files. Men in Black shit.
>>34314334ok well keep doing what you're doing, clearly it's working
tfw no marine biologist bf....
>>34314155>Did she touch you during this interaction? Did it seem like she was trying to tease you?No touching but she was having fun teasing me. Brought it up randomly like she was teasing me about a thing and then asked me about my birthday and told me she would get me a thing for my thing.
>>34314322>and I don't have the courage to talk to womenStop that. Talk anyway.
These people touched your penis. You were traumatised by the pleasure.
Anyone have tips for acne scars?
>>34314331Back to /x/ I don't care about any of this little glowie.
>>34314336>>34314339okay, okay. I will talk. I guess I talk to women all the time but I never FLIRT with them because I'm so scared of making them uncomfortable.I'm not currently suicidal, but like I could see myself becoming suicidal if I am 40 and still single
>>34314341Heal the acne and then you can consider exfoliation. I have one but it kinda looks like a dimple.
>>34313352>a thong and a sweater.Really? A thong seems uncomfortable, like a constant wegie.
>>34314311Nah that's just demons fucking with you don't do what they say.
>>34314337How about a target staffer bf?
You are the way, the sin, the immortal pedophile cock raping the virgin.
real schizo hours?
>>34314344Then just talk casually until you feel good enough at making small interactions that you could escalate.
>>34314331I think you might be taking it a little too seriously, but I can at least agree with you that occultists, kabbalists, self-styled gnostics and hermeticists are all at least annoying enough to avoid.Sent from my Emerald Tablet
>>34314351I was a virgin until I was raped. Raped by cock poisoned with the black seed of Satan.
I used to jokingly tell the sodomy schizo to take his meds but the more it's gone on the more I think he legitimately needs some kind of psychiatric intervention. Severe ocd at best
>>34314351Why did I even come back to this shithole?
I wish I could molest your toes. That I could jizz all over your feet and coat the creases of your sweaty feet soles in my cum.
>>34314361Your shit hole has throbbed with longing. Longing for the pulsing of a man's cock inside of it, pushing your shit inside of you and flooding your anal cavity with SEED. Giving you a prostate orgasm and making you cum from your penis.
When I had a dating app it seemed like the majority of women spent their free time going to a bar and getting shit faced. Why? I think I’m too boring to get a gf, I don’t drink and I don’t play sports. I just hate going out and doing things, I prefer to just stay home and play on my computer whenever I can.
>>34314357I would heal you. I wield a divine cock, torn from the ashes of New Jerusalem and the New Temple that fell from Sophia.
>>34314337why marine biology
>>34314363Does he have canned pre typed answers or does he slam this shit out on the fly in under a minute lmao
Some very bad people live in Point Roberts. They will stand outside of your house at night in groups. Staring inside your window from your lawn while they pull down their trousers and masturbate as they watch you. You must never go to Point Roberts. And you must never, ever live there.
Doesn't seem like advice to me.
>>34314369I know who you are and you live in Frankfort, Kentucky.
If I get 8 hours of sleep I feel tired all day, same with 10. I only feel refreshed after sleeping for 12 hours, is anyone else like that?
>>34314364You will be shit faced. To initiate you into their sexual gang, a group of nude women will shove their fists up their assholes and then smear the shit on their hands all over your face. Your face will have feces spread across it as war paint as the women sex you in.
>>34314372some people are just like that, but you might be able to get a prescription for something like modafinil. if you work a job that makes you lose sleep, and you sleep 12ish hrs on the weekend, may be your body trying to make up lost time
>>34314375Probably, I work 12 hour shifts and it kinda fucks me up. I’m working on getting a better job though.
>>34314367We are an infinite cumshot smeared across the face of the divine fabric, teleologically cast. I reached deep into your asshole and grabbed the polyp, tearing gently until I could bite into it, filling my mouth with your true essence, the root chakra of a billion cells of feces and blood, the human matter rooting you to the flesh. This is love. This is wine and body.
>>34314372Has it always been this way for you? From 7th grade until I was 19, I never slept more than 6 hours, most days I was getting 5 hours. Then from 20-22 I had to get 8 or I was fucked. Now I sleep for 6.5-7 hrs and I feel refreshed. It's probably temporary. You tend to need less sleep as you age
>>34314378Sodomy becomes you.
>>34314308I’m a girl you dumbass
>>34314379No but I have preferred to get 10 hours of sleep for my entire adult life. I don’t feel refreshed from 8 hours of sleep unless I’ve just been sitting around doing nothing for like a week.
One day anon woke up and had a naive thought. OH BOY, he said, I SHOULD PICK UP GUITAR COURSES FOR THE 3RD TIME, THIS TIME ILL REALLY STICK TO IT.
>>34314359I think you have experienced a psychotic intervention. You have undergone medically assisted masturbation.
>>34314370That's where the bunker is
>>34314301ah yes, one of the amateur indian porn accounts your steal your pics from https://x.com/C_A_P_T_I_O_N1/status/1817576733224378425
Would a woman ever date a guy with Asperger’s that lives with his parents? I work full time and I have a job.
>>34314390why not move out on your own?
Anyone else feel great in the mornings and then when you get home and see. Your sunken face and premature grey hairs and dirty house and feel like shit
Foids, any wisdom youd like to share that would make me a better moid?
My point is I’m Iugly
>>34314391I’d get lonely, I don’t have any friends. Also it saves a lot of money.
>>34314391NTA but I was once in that anon's situation and was only earning 23,000 US dollars a year full time in a city where rent was at least 1,000 a month.
>>34314383Hopefully that changes when you get a new job. That sounds miserable having to work 12 hours and then spending the rest your day sleeping unless you want to feel like shit
>>34314393Please give me a hug so I don’t die
>>34314396I make like $19 an hour and rent is cheaper where I live.
I don’t like white noise
>>34314397It does suck, the best part is that my dad gives me shit for sleeping that long.
>>34314359Please pull down your trousers and present your rear end, so that you can be buggered. Your autism must be cured. This is the only way.
:( femcel hour. this is my time.
>>34314399You are simply too addicted to your mother and father tucking you in and taking turns sucking your penis every night.
GenderYour relationship/gender hot takes
is it normal for him to send two texts a day? and i have to prompt him? i wish i knew what he didnt like about me
>>34314409MYou will be masturbated. You are not on a Supreme Court.
>>34314410Lmao he doesn't care
>>34314409FEvery happy couple should give me $10000 in reparations
What the fuck is wrong with women?Hang out one on one with girl 2 times, there is some touching, teasing, laughing, generally flirting, including me calling her pretty.She even says things like “next time we should…”, and inviting me to join her to a concert.Now, I suggest we go for a nice walk on the beach for our third hangout, and try to escalate further. She says she would love to do this.And then randomly she mentions that her boyfriend is going to do something. Conpletely out of nowhere she mentions she has a boyfriend.Why would someone meet up with a guy 3 times and be flirty, and never even mention she got a boyfriend?!
mencan you cum hard enough to knock over an empty soda can?
>>34314398You have to let me know somehow
>>34314416Men only pay attention to whores and then are shocked when this happens
>>34314417Nop, I drool
Cum is a disease.
>>34314372Women need more sleep than men.
>>34314409MDating apps should literally be illegal
>>34314382You're a girl? Or you're cosplaying as a girl again?
>>34314407I don’t know man if I was living alone I’d probably kill my self after like a month or so. I don’t like going places so whenever my family goes on vacation I stay home to hold down the fort and take care of our pets. And after a week of that I start to feel like I’m going crazy from isolation. But the last theme I did that I was unemployed so maybe having a job and seeing people there would help.
I am going to jerk off with one hand while I suck your penis. My belly will become full of your semen. There is no escape from this fate. You will fall to these behaviors.
>>34312541No, but I know you're wishing I was taller and that feels bad
>>34314401If he’s not gonna kick you out, just take the shit and don’t say/do anything back. I learned the hard way in my adolescence lol. And why does he care? It’s none of his business
>>34314425I’m a dude.
Why do I have the urge to touch a woman's body when I a girl that I find cute.I just feel lonely and I would like to feel the touch of a woman again.
>>34314393Speak but not like a lot. Speak so others can have a turn to talk to you.
>>34314433He has trouble sleeping and he’s an asshole so when people aren’t suffering as much as him it makes him mad.
>>34314424Jh is really not going to like it if I talk about wanting to swallow >his cum.
>>34314416Also just to add: we even had conversations about dating and stuff and she never mentioned the bf. So when she mentioned it I just immediately cancelled the plans without explaining or asking about the boyfriend, and she seemed unbothered for some reason. Should I ask about the boyfriend?
>>34314434You're secretly trans.
The death of one is a tragedy. The death of the penis is a statistic emblazoned in the asshole of the one who died, the one preceding the death is the rape. I ate the semen of the world and was reborn as the one who moves of the world, not in the world, the distinction of rape and sex become nothing without the love of the penis, the hatred of the phallus, the tower in its all its fateful rage.
>>34314441I thought you hated trannies? Also no, I’m a big hairy man with a big ol’ wanger
Moids, civ 7 is 40% off, while GRIP is 85% off and under $5. Which one do you think I will like playing?
>>34312547Remove yourself from the situation. Save money so you're never too desperate that you cant afford telling someone like a boss to fuck off. Enough so you can shrug off a suspension or similar.
>>34314444I don't hate them, but I am unattracted to them because of my dyslexia.
>>34314445I haven’t played Civ 7 yet but it looks like ass. I’ll stick with 6. You should play Dark Souls or Bioshock.
>>34314448>I am unattracted to them because of my dyslexia.What?
>>34314405hi femcel, i'll give you the male attention you crave>>34314409malei'm not really sure if i have too many hot takes on this that aren't just peculiar to me. i was designed to be alone, i think, despite desperately craving companionship
>>34314409MYou get exactly who you deserve
>>34314445Stick with civ 6. 7 is meant to be pretty shit
>>34312624Too vague, is she an absolute empiricist while Im a absolute rationalist? Does she support a genocide while I dont? Does she prefer Pepsi while I like Coke?
cunnilingus would be hot if it weren't for the fact the worst type of women won't shut up about how they'red owed it
>>34314457its the 2nd hottest sex maneuver after facesittingM
>>34314392No I feel terrible in the morning>>34314400I prefer pink noise
>>34314438I get that but it’s best to ignore him. You can’t make people understand you when they refuse to try and understand you. It’s a losing battle>>34314445I personally like RTS more than turn based strategy games but civ 7 looks pretty good. I played a decent amount of civ 5 and 6 years ago and had a good time
I want a woman to sit on my face until I suffocate and die. I’m tired of life and I want to go out with a bang.
>>34314454Is that your situation
>>34314461Oh trust me I don’t argue with him. I generally try to avoid interacting with him.
>>34314450She likes them and hates them because she's a full blown retard
I can’t believe I was Smited on my literal birthday
>>34314464Yes, every single time, for the positive and negative. I wanted the demure housewife, I got it. I wanted the fiery hellcat, I got it. If you’re alone, it’s self inflicted in some form or another. If you have a bad partner, it’s because you put up with it. If you have a good partner, you’re a good person or an incredible liar, and if you’re a liar, they’ll find out, or they liked the lies and aren’t as good as first glance.
>>34314469So what you meant to say is everyone gets what they want
>>34314472nta but he's saying everyone gets what they deserve and the more deserving you are, the more you get what you want
>>34314475what makes someone deserving
>>34312765No, kinda cool assuming she actually replaces the filter every so often.
>>34314476it's more or less a simple alignment thing
>>34314449>You should play Dark Souls or Bioshock.Maybe. But cargofast.>>34314450I say the exact wrong things confidently like mistranslations in real time quite often. i.e. deadnaming, misgendering, left and rights, even small things. I'm not trolling. If you are not the thing I met you as anymore, my brain thinks you're a stranger and I will not want to talk to you. It's kind of being personality blind. I have also hated clowns and do not like interracting with cosplayers.
>>34312806I don't date anybody
>feel tired and sleepy>Go to sleep>Fall asleep>Wake up literally 2 hours later with raging bonerWomen dont know the woes of being a man
>>34314476>>34314480In which the person strives for the utmost good in themselves, or the bad, depending which way you’re walking
>>34314483>he's even a gooner in the dream realm hard pass
>>34314469>>34314475>>34314485This worldview is honestly cope. It's someone trying to find reason in what is ultimately chaos.
>>34313044MGood person Have their shit together
>>34314483How big tho
>>34314489>everything is le randomI simply outgrew reddit atheism when I was 16, as you should’ve
>>34314489and this take is why I have what I want and you don't
>>34313081They do and they don't, pretty or gorgeous is what they want to be, and if they are perceived by anyone as not that, then they can't be that.
How many femanons are like this?
>>34314501it's actually exactly the other way around"I can fix this poor lonely man" to woman's shelter real quick
>>34314494I have never been a reddit atheist. Unfortunately the ex-reddit-atheist turned whatever the fuck is the most obnoxious type of person. The average christfaggot today lives in a 24/7 mental argument with imaginary atheists, its just sad.>>34314496>preaching about "deserving", being a "good person">I GOT MINE I GOT WHAT I WANTThere's absolutely no depth to this childish nonsense.
I want to choke on a dick
>>34314503Nothing you’re saying has any basis besides “grrr im angry muh feelings” which is inherently childish
>>34314492Enough to make you shed a tear :^)
>>34314504*tips fedora*well hello m'lady
>>34313212DamnReminds of a bid by a comedian, how come special ed volleyball teams all have loose shorts
Why do men hate career women?
>>34313044MFirst 2 EZ.
>>34314483Why can't >he just bury >his boner in me?
>>34314505You're in a comfortable situation now, which makes you feel like spouting your faux-wisdom with others, until life inevitably kicks your ass again. Just world hypothesis is nothing but a shield to avoid confronting the reality that shit happens and life is unfair to people. Your head is essentially up your own ass.
>>34314494NTAIf god exists, he's a cunt who lets evil win every fucking time so he doesn't deserve worship. Why would I worship an impotent god who does nothing to actually deal with evil?Oh, but if I want to kill myself to get away from my life and the world, I get punished for it for all eternityGod is either not real or he's a cunt who doesn't care.
im better than u niggas i speak in tones unheard of by- NIGGA I JUST HAD SEEX AND I FEEL SO GOOD!!! .. yea
>>34314503>preaching about I just explained it to you and I also never ever said anything about being good, you projected that on to it yourself you think what you want is good, so you have to be good to align with it, but thats way too reductive because alignment doesn't do the dualism of good and bad, it does alignment with similar energy if you want more money, you have to find ways to generate money and more money will align you with even more moneyif you want pussy, you have to take baby steps to align yourself with pussy abundance and if you still want more, continue down that path to find yourself drowning in pussyyou thinking you deserve the pussy of your dreams and wealth because you are go to work every day of the week is cute but hilarious because thats like hoping you finally will get pancakes after making another omelette because you think your part is to cook, but what you'll end up cooking is totally out of your control and basically a roll of the dice and if you don't get the final product you actually wanted you simply have to keep playing the numbers game until you hit the jackpotand since making omelettes will never ever result in you eating pancakes, you get more and more frustrated and try to find reasons as to why you have zero luck, the process must be rigged, cooking is a scam, anything but actually gathering the ingredients and the knowledge to cook what you crave
>>34313310Work
>>34313044First two, because if >he's a good boy >he'll let me ride it and gawk it 9001 power level.
>>34314516Jesus fucking Christ, this dogshit is hard to readLearn English
i have baboon ass i wipe with snot of monkey every morning, table table table snot hehemany moons ago i need ape shit in my homeybutti swap my table for table clothnononomonkey paw aint jojoo so wel when the moon base aint moonin u ju what i mean ja
Some real high quality posts being made in here right now
Short men of /atoga/ (under 6 feet tall), how do you cope with the fact that you will always have to compensate for your lack of height in some way or another? Even if you're funny, charismatic, rich, etc., you will still have the inherent disadvantage of being short. Women generally prefer taller men; it’s hardwired into their biology. When some of them say that height isn’t a big deal, they may just be trying to be nice. For example, if given the choice between a 5'8" rich guy who is funny and charismatic, and a 6'0" modest guy who is somewhat antisocial and aggressive, a woman’s instincts might still lead her to choose the taller one.
>>34314523I feel like this post was made with malicious intent
>>34314523not a manlet but isn't leon 5'10
>>34314509I hate career women who:>think their income means they deserve an even higher income man>think men's money is their money and their money is their own money even if they earn just as much or more>clearly resent their man for not being the provider even though they claim to not care
>>34314523>it’s hardwired into their biology.Get a load of this guy.Amirite?
>>34314523It's simple. I am not attracted to, and absolute disgusted by, the type of woman who is attracted to tall men. If I see a woman gawking over a man for his height, I am immediately turned off by her.
>>34314523Can't have everything
i had sex with a black haired woman who was short. she had raven hair with ecstacy in her lines. I was quite enamored with her hairdo, but not with her butt. what kind of butt is laid bare by a single gaze, but hers? Why the long face I say? I don't know anymore. I don't know.
>>34314512That’s a shitload of incorrect assumptions about me >>34314514No offense but this is a low iq thing
>>34313457Jacket
>>34314527I mean yours is all out of whack so you don't have a leg to stand on
>>34314534I don't think people have their genetics together normally. We are not a population of averages.
tall moid sex
>>34314523I don't really cope. I've just given up on women, whats the fucking pointI don't have any ambition or drive to compensate for being short. I don't apply myself at anything anymore, I'm just waiting to die
>>34314531>Christfags don't even respond to the problem of evil now they just call you dumb and imply they're geniuses
>>34314536Jerking of short man till >he cums.
>>34314531Atheists have higher iqs than religious people.You also don't have an argument
Im a tall moid, and i can get the foot in the door, but i cant put my dick in their hole, if you know what i mean.Classical last mile problem, but its not a mile but like 18 cm
>>34314538It doesn’t take a genius to understand the necessary nature of polarity, there’s also so many different interpretations to the question of evil + you’re evil and just want to argue and whine, so no, I’m not spoon feeding you my energy and time for something that you can research yourself
GenderWhen is your real life set to begin?
>>34314540On average, sure, but not at the peak. Can you name a single atheist philosopher?
>>34314543MaleTomorrow.Its always tomorrow.
>>34313747I don't celebrate my birthday
>>34314544Sartre and Schopenhauer off the top of my head
Smart enough to solve complex puzzle of path of exile build makingNot smart enough to appeal to a woman and make her fall in love with meThe moid struggle
>>34314536Hi>>34314543Unironically tomorrow. I will be going to a bar, talk to people for an hour or two, and then leave. Probably going to leave alone but I will get a pizza afterwards to make up for it
>>34314548Compared to how many religious philosophers?
>>34314543FIt's all been real and I'm wasting it. I've had like 6 really good days and a whole lot of nothing.
>>34314542>actually its really simple ur just dumb if u were smart ud be a christian and you'd just get it lolWhen will it occur to internet christers that THEY are the reddit atheists of the 2020s? Obnoxious, convinced of their own genius, won't shut the fuck up, etc
>>34314543MAfter I die and my soul moves to my next iteration
21 M.My older sister died last week, and I feel nothing. She was only 38 and had a son and a daughter. Growing up, we fought constantly. At one point, I even remember thinking about poisoning her school lunch. I think we only had one genuinely nice sibling moment during our childhood, and that was at Christmas.After she moved out, she married a fairly wealthy guy who owns a business. I actually got along well with him (still do), and she noticed that. Over time, during family gatherings, she would try to talk to me more and act caring, like a sibling should. But I still felt that she had a subtle arrogance or attitude toward me. She would randomly give me gifts, almost like she was trying to make up for how things were when we were younger.I sometimes tried to reciprocate. Occasionally I would babysit her kids and help out. But even then, I was never fully comfortable around her.When my brother-in-law (her husband) told us she had died from a heart attack on that day, I almost felt relieved. At the funeral, I gave a speech and even faked tears. A few days later, my brother-in-law asked me to be the godfather of their son and told me that she had been planning to ask me herself before she died. Will accept of course but mostly doing it for him and not her.I’m trying to think positively about her memory, but I still don’t really feel anything. Am I a horrible person?
>>34313747I haven't celebrated my birthday.
>>34314552Just because a couple christians are smart doesn't mean you're smart just because you're christian, fucking retard
>>34313044FGood person and good sexI can convince myself he has "potential"
>>34314148Fuck no
You're not even allowed to be attracted to women anymore because you'll end up on the sex offender list.
>>34313747MPunch cake my mom makes
>>34314557*only 28
>>34314560this is unironically the average e-christer's thought process today, which is why they keep finding frauds who claim to have 200 iqs online (chris lagan, kangmin lee) to point at and go "SEE A CHRISTIAN AND A GENIUS WE AREN'T DUMB!!!"
>>34314557>poisoning her school lunchnigger she was already out of school when you were borntry making your bait at least slightly believable next time, ok?
>>34314557Not really. It is really hard to separate bad parts of people that try to be nice to you when they're family. Even after they're dead.
>>34314569> >>34314566
>>34314552"religious philosophers" is not a good goalpost. The best philosophers were not christcucks or monotheists. A good chunk of philosophy after 1500 is non-christians essentially rationalizing christian ethics and values (like kant). Most "religious" philosophers you are thinking of are highly heterodox in their belief and would get called heretics in earlier times.
>>34314286Read a book
I'm not gay but you ever seen a very masculine dude with insane aura and can't help but be attracted to him?
>>34314311I guess
Should I tell my one and only friend that I've been self harming or would that scare her away?M
Are the prevalence of breakups and cheating evidence that romantic relationships are not natural but largely a social construct? Are we biologically wired to fuck, breed, have kids, move on or find a better breeding sow? Did Islam get this right?
girlswhy would you ask a guy if he thinks your friend is pretty?Does his opinion matter somehow?I've been asked this twice by two different pairs of girls over the last month, at a bar and at a mall, I was approached by one pair.
>be atheist but raised in christian family>Have a coworker whos deeply believing>He asks me questions about religion sometimes>For example "do you believe that x or y miracle happened">"No i dont believe that happened">"Well you see it actually happened.">Other time>Hey do you believe in "rule of series">"Imsorry what">"Well you see if there's for example football matches happening its very likely they will end in same score, for example 2:1 like here">*Shows me table of like 5 matches ending in 2:1*>I just reply "damn man i think you should bet that next match ends in 2:1”>"Uhm, but you dont know if its gonna happen...">"But you just told me theres a rule i dont see an issue">"Its not that easy"Hes a midwit isnt he
>>34314557>almost relievedThis part is fucked up The rest of it is kind of whateverI wouldn't be all that offended if my little brother (6 years younger) wasn't distraught if I died suddenly. He is autistic though.
>>34314577Yeah Not attracted to him but more like man he looks cool I wish I could be him. So more of an appreciation than an attraction
>>34314580Wow maybe its because state is actively encouraging women to break marriage contract, no fault divorce, legal system that benefits from divorces raping men in courts, and also societal belief that theres always someone out there whos better, and you should NEVER settle queenIslam is having religion crisis btw idk if you noticed Mudslimes cant cope with the fact that mobile phones actually go against an old book for pedophiles
>>34314580No, its the symptom of decaying, dying society that lets women have rights. When women have rights, the nation will inevitably be destroyed
>>34314409MIf you wouldn't lick their butthole after they came out of the shower is not true love
>>34314557This is just The Loser
>>34314582>Hes a midwit isnt heYep.
>>34314417No
>>34314587What about before the shower
>>34314580yeah, monogamy is largely a scam to divide people by making them feel entitled to others, making them feel righteous in their hatred, controlling each other, sowing resentment, revenge fantasies, scarcity mindset, increasing shame, manipulation, dishonesty, destroying families, increasing violence and suffering >islamtry to be a bit more subtle with your bait next time
>>34314579Yes that is scary and normie people will think you'll be violent at them, especially women.
>>34314587truthnuke
>>34314581Because I see you eyeballing her extra hard and trying to gain conversational advantage to talk or entertain her.
>>34314582no, he's actually retarded
>>34314417I don't know, maybe? Maybe if I held in my nut for a couple days, weird fucking experiment though
>>34314593What should I do then?I desperately need help. I can't afford a therapist
When my mother told me my alcohollic POS father died i also didnt feel anything but relief.I was also upset that family wanted to force me to go to his funeral.I didnt go (it was a trip abroad to get there) and i went for music concert instead.>I will be giving you trauma for life when im alive but now that im dead you HAVE to respect my memory and show that you careI dont think so
>>34314582>Hes a midwit isnt heWell see, that's the rule when you challenge people on their bullshit and they proceed to not follow what comes out of their mouth.
>>34314585>Wow maybe its because state is actively encouraging women to break marriage contract, no fault divorce, legal system that benefits from divorces raping men in courts, and also societal belief that theres always someone out there whos better, and you should NEVER settle queenYou still don't get it, brainletIf something like the government, an abstract human construct, can easily disrupt the supposedly “natural” drive to be in a romantic relationship, maybe that drive isn’t truly natural after all.The only real thing that we are biologically wired to do is breed. That's it. Relationships don't exist.You cannot argue against this.
>>34314599You can talk about it here too. Mind you we're all cringe in here. Or go to 7cupsoftea and chance it. I read a lot of their training and it helped me.
>>34314602You see rakeem, society in western world has been wired into monogamy which is NOT natural state of being because it makes the society actually function.But now that its pozzed and blacked it doesnt function no more
>>34314602You're fucking entj, arent you? I can just fucking smell it, that faggot is always posting anti-monogamous ragebait
>>34314603I cut my arms today for the first time and now I'm panicking, I don't want anyone to see, I don't know why I'm doing this to myself. We had a puppy at my house over the weekend, I'll blame it on puppy claws if anyone asks.I'm just a broken human
>>34314609>>34314606>No rebuttalI accept your concession.
>>34314610>I'll blame it on puppy clawslmfao
In your opinion, are these characters good looking or do they look basic and boring?
>>34314612I don't engage with retarded, ragebait arguments
>>34314614they look cheap and artificial
>>34314610Slow down, bud. How did this all even start with you? Did you have a major surgery or painful event? How did this click for you that you should be cutting?
>>34314599Walk into the ER and tell them you want to kill yourselfBe prepared to spend at least 3 days in a psych hospital
>>34314601>>34314597>>34314589He also hit me with groundbreaking theory of his last sunday.It went like this>You know how many people survived on the Ark after the great biblical flood?>"Idk probably not many right">He says "eight">"Oh really">He says "you know i have a weird theory, apparently humans discovered blood types in 1800something right, and theres 8 blood types">He continues "maybe each one of those survivors had different blood type, have you ever thought about that?">Me being a logical thinker and knowing species needing hundreds to avoid inbreeding i reply "no"
>>34314614This is too much golden ratio and boring for me. No anime protag quirk difference, or making everything extremely ugly for difference. I think a good rule is you need 3-5 quirks to be unique.
>>34314621I think you're both retarded
>>34314612>No poo in the looI dont redeem
>>34314621Oooh, we've got a mouthbreather that thinks the ark isn't another alien reference or an extremely localized and autistic event where they gathered at max 50 species.
Women, have you checked on your bf's browsing history without him knowing?
>>34314627are you christian?
>>34314628No, I don't really care. He has every page he ever visited open in a tab anyway so if I want to check I can just watch his browser.
>>34314613Should I come up with a different excuse?>>34314617Back in October I started for the first time and cut in parallel lines all up in down my thighs. The reason? Loneliness, self hatred, punishing myself. Like, cutting myself because I don't have a girlfriend. It's insane and irrational, why would a woman want a man like that? I stopped after smoking weed for the first time in months and having a huge panic attack when the reality of what I'd been doing set in, so I called the crisis hotline and talked to them and it helped. I got very lucky and all the cuts faded and didn't leave any scars, I guess I'm not cutting deep enough. I use razor blades I stole from work.Anyway, despite that awful experience, I have started doing it again. Same reasons as before. I'm lonely and I hate myself. A lifetime of terrible negative thoughts has been too much so my coping has become physical.I think these new cuts won't leave scars either but they do last a while, the others took a few months to fade away.Also my dad self harmed when I was a kid, with gardening tools, not sure if that's related but maybe.>>34314619This is what I'm trying to avoid, I'm so busy with school right now, it would devastating if I got forced into a psych ward
>>34314621I don't get how normies tolerate hearing retarded shit without calling it out as an autistic personI would've called him a fucking retard already
Girls, what do you think of Grace Ashcroft?
>>34314629I'm not, but I've mildly studied the bible maybe like 18 years ago.
>>34314628I used to but that was years ago. He got a new phone and kept the old one and he was still logged in on the old one on the browser and it synced all his browser activities, even the incognito ones. Sometimes I'd check what porn he was watching in real time. At first it gave me a huge ick because ofc he'd watch some questionable content but after a while it got boring and I stopped caring and checking.
>>34314638What questionable content?
>>34314636who?
I have $70 to spare.Should I buy Stellar Blade (Left) or Wuchang Fallen feathers (right)?SB is 60 bucks, Wuchang is 50
>>34314642Are you asking which waifu is better or which game is better
>>34314639Apparently he had a femboy thing, watched some granny content, watched some stuff based on an underage vidja character, specifically looked for black girls and he would browse escort websites. In his defense, he had previously told me about being into femboys and black girls and getting off to the idea of hiring an escort, so those weren't surprising. I think the granny and loli stuff was more surprising. The granny stuff was just funny but the loli stuff bothered me. It only happened like three times, so I chalked it up to curiosity and got over it.
I think its kinda fucked up that women would vote on any retarded monkey dogshit policy as long as they promise the women right to delete their own children en masse.I thought women are loving caring creatures with natural instincts to care for their offspring... What happened brosAnd now that they voted exclusively left for 20 years, and theres trillion of somalis imported in europe, and they cant walk the street safely without risking getting raped by rakeem and mahmud, its suddenly white mens fault and responsibility to fix...Kinda messed up
>>34314633You have to break your cycle and use a different cope when you're feeling like that. Maybe the rubberband technique, maybe come chat with us or shitpost on gioyc, have a warm drink, or a warm bath to soothe, wrap yourself in a blanket, yoga, hum or sing, play a vidya/read, exercise (maybe regularly so you have something consistent), rip up paper, beat a pillow, do artsJust literally anything else man.
>>34314645piss off, entj
>>34314636I want her to get a backbone and leon be forced to have to pussy around. I was hoping she would be kickass like with leon.
>>34314646Okay I will try, thank you
>>34314648thats the female creature spammer, he's just as annoying as the indian but they are different flavors of annoying
>>34314642How many asian porn videos are in your history?
>>34314645>Promise females "reproductive rights">Win electionPlease clap.
>>34314644>granny and loliWhat the actual fuck lmao
>>34314644Nothing wrong with granny porn
>>34314655The granny thing was a brief phase too. Really, I think he was just curious, lol.
I met a girlI started talking with herI even got a hangout with herBut it just fizzled out and we didnt do anything sinceRarely anything happens, and even when it happens it never leads to anything.Such is the dating life of average male
>>34314649She's just a baby, cut her some slack. She's melting lickers left right and center by the end, that's something.
>>34314657please don't post your AI asian granny spam...
I only browse porn in incognito so my tracks are clear.The only embarrassing porn I watch is meaty pussy, meaty labia, big clit
>>34314665>I only browse porn in incognito so my tracks are clearThats what he thought too.
>>34314659I should hit him with a rock
>>34314643game and mc
>>34314668You will do no auch thing.
Maybe I should re open my dating app account and try to be more honest about myself. Instead of mentioning the 2 normie things I like I should just be like: "I like playing Elden Ring all day and watching Oneyplays, I'm also a big fan of lolcow content (RIP KingCobraJFS), Looking for a big booty gf".Thoughts?
What do i do if i see a girl clearly staring at me from distance with like sorta concerned lookOr when i look at a girl and she was clearly staring but she immediately looks away
>>34314671Probably just delete everything except last part and you have better chance of finding someone mateOr maybe "looking for a gf with big booty and even bigger heart"
>>34314671do it
>>34314670Y not
>>34314672people stare at you because you're creepy, not because they want ti fuck you gym creep
>>34314676Because he's a good boy.
>>34314644bro has some dogshit taste I won't lie>>34314671please get some better hobbies man
>>34314650You wanna see all the bullshit reccomended to me to help my mental health off my genetic test? Here you go.
>>34314679It’s over
>>34314681>saffron
>>34314667NTAI'd rather die than have a girl I'm with know what porn I watch. I would feel so much shame and embarrassment, I couldn't help but think they would be disgusted with me
>>34314682Over for who?
>>34314681wtf, there is like more than 24 hours worth of stuff to do on that list.
>>34314686Thats why I never told him that I know and got over myself on my own. In the end it was my own fault for invading his privacy like that.
>>34314688I am apparently very anxious.
>>34314687Me
>>34314688I don't think she's supposed to do everything on there every day more like how long to do each if she does them in a week/month
>>34314692Why?
>>34314696I didn’t realize until now I was lying to myself with what I wanted
>>34314698What do you want?
>>34314700He wants this dick!
i want to find matches on dating apps just so i can yap my schizo thoughts irl and digitally at them until they block me
>>34314702it can be done
>>34314701That makes no sense but good for you.
>>34314685Yeah saffron supplemental pills.
>>34314703ntawho is this fella
>>34314708daddy schoppy
>>34314681Women will spend money on all kinds of bullshit but refuse to lose weight and get some physical activity to instantly improve their lives by 3x
No penis has raped me as hard as the sex-death from the moon witch of the mountains.
>>34314708arthur sloppenhauer
>>34314653how is that relevant
>>34314711>sex-death the what now?
>>34314689I wouldnt know how to react if she found out but she's not just okay with the things I jerk off to but actually like some of them tooThat would one hell of a fucking conversation
>>34314703Maybe if he got rid of this whack ass haircut he would get some hoes on his dick
>>34314715I think that poster has schizophrenia.
>>34314717I think that would go against his philosophical stance since that would be pursuing what life has to offer (pussy)
>>34314716I did use some of the gathered information to subtly improve our sex life, so maybe it could work.
>>34314718I don't think so
>>34312410Ladies, how do I know whether or not a woman would be receptive to an approach? I want to meet more people and meet women, maybe even a gf, but I also don't want to bother people or otherwise interrupt their day in a less than positive way.
>>34314723take a creepshot of them, use image reverse search or facial recognition to find their social media, stalk them to find out if they have been whining about being lonely online
>>34314673>Or maybe "looking for a gf with big booty and even bigger heart"Too normie sounding.
>>34314727But you are a normie
it is sleepy time nowgoodnight
>>34314723Assume she doesn’t want to be approached
>>34314725Sure, but this takes time. I might never see her again!
>>34314731takes about three minutes
>>34314735A lot can happen in that time
Bye
>>34314737ok
>>34314739Why so passive aggressive?
first reply choosesdo i reach out or noty/n ?
>>34314748M
>>34314748n
>>34314748I require more context
>>34314749>>34314750guess i'm cooked
>>34314748y, what is the worst that could happen? if >she reached out to me it'd make my month
Where can I find women like this? Please im desperate
>>34314759Probably Japan.
>>34314759China
Real talk, if a woman ever held my hand or even just put her hand on my shoulder I'd probably cry a little. I'm just not used to physical touch at all
first reply choosesdoes everyone in /atoga/ get the bf/gf of their choosing within 1 month?
>>34314770Yes
>>34314773
>>34314770the one i want to be my gf would very probably not be ready to date anyone a month from now. i'm not sure i'd accept it rn for her sake.
I'm about to take a 900 mile road trip because a woman made me sad. Are you happy, women?
>>34314781yes
>>34314781Yep
>>34314770 no reply for copying the other anon
>>34314784>>34314786I can't believe you would do this to me. I hope /atoga/ is extra boring while I'm gone.
I'm about to take a 900 mile road trip because a man made me sad. Are you happy, men?
>>34314790nothing makes me happy
>>34314789maybe you will meet the girl of your dreams on the trip don't be such a whiny negative nancy
>>34314789Shut up, nerd
>>34314790Look for me on the road, I'll be the sad-looking man with an /atoga/ t-shirt.
>>34314781I hope you have fun, anon!
>>34314790Not really
imagine seeing your man blow his nose and then putting away the dishes without washing his hands and then him wondering why you don't like it when he wants to finger you
>>34314812there is no room in my life for hypochondriacs.
I changed up my Elden Ring character, I wasn't feeling the old one. Thoughts?
Latina femanons look lile thhhiiiiissss????
>>34314812Did the blow his nose into a tissue? If so why should he wash hands. Also if he is washing dishes he will surely get his hands clean with the detergent.
>>34314823Men truly are a different species.
>>34314822some donot that many though
>>34314825the one with functioning immune systems apparently.
>>34314825How fucking shitty are your immune system, your dish soap and your tissues that this is an issue for you? lol
>>34314826Would you happen to be one of them?
>>34314827My immune system is fine. You're just fucking gross. >>34314830And I don't know if you're illiterate, but "putting away the dishes" is not the same as washing them, there's no detergent involved.
>>34314821Are you m or f?
>>34314812But he's still your boyfriend, huh? Either you don't communicate to him what bothers you, or you're a total pushover who does nothing when you tell him what bothers you and he says "I don't care about what bothers you."
>>34314836m
>>34313514As a big dicked manlet, I'd trade a few inches down there for a few extra in height. Big dicks are the biggest meme ever.
>>34314836Do you even have to ask?It's always some retarded man posting off topic attention whoring gaming shit that's not interesting at all.
Why don't overweight/chubby girls look like this? Why doesn't the weight go to their hips and tits?
>>34314311>is it reasonable to commit suicide over being lonelyOn a planet with 8.4 billion people? No.
All men in my family, on both sides, marry late (mid 30s to early 40s) and marry women who are 10 to 15 years younger.What's weird is that I'm now early 30s and I'm noticing girls in their early 20s showing interest like no girl has ever shown interest before.It's like there's some biological determinism going on. I never even thought about this until I started noticing the pattern. Both my cousins a couple years older than me from both sides also recently married and it's the same pattern.Does your family also include some weird biologically determined fate?
>>34314842It depends on body shape and fat distribution. Even when I was chubbier than I am now, I had a 0.75 waist to hip ratio.
>>34314841Hey fuck you, it's better than a lot of the other shit that gets posted here.
>>34314848Being better than shit isn't good if you're still piss.
>>34314848Two wrongs don't make a right.
>>34314848Your post added absolutely nothing to this thread.
I wish work was some place that I went to for 8 hours, do my job, and then come home knowing that I don’t have to think about any of it or worry until the next work day while still making a livable wage. Maybe it will get better as I gain experience but being a grunt sucks, even if I do make decent money
Fat girls have a bad rep, because often times "fat == lazy and stupid".Same with short dudes. Often times "short == poor and uneducated".
>>34314846Does that include your parents and aunts/uncles?
>>34314842I think it just depends on genetics some girls do look like this it's just rare
>>34314854First time I am hearing about short == that
>>34314854The problem with a short dude isn't the short dude himself (unless he has an attitude problem). The problem with a short dude is how you feel when you stand next to him (you feel big, and feeling big means you feel bloated and heavy and gross).
>>34314860Sounds like a self esteem thing
>>34314855Interesting question.All my aunts either married very early, or remained celebate.Most of my uncles married late, except for two of them who married early But they were the oldest two and also the tallest.
>>34314580Cheating is about 70-80% genetic. If you have the genes associated with it, you'll probably cheat. If you don't have them, you're probably never going to. So it's natural for some people, and unnatural for others.
>>34314864>Cheating is about 70-80% genetic. If you have the genes associated with it, you'll probably cheatNTA source?
>>34314592Swiss, have you ever had a moid harem?
>>34314860I get this. As a short dude, there are some girls who are effortlessly feminine and with whom it works out, even if they are taller because the gender dynamic still works.There's other girls who are awkward, and they can only melt in the hands of a taller guy.
>>34314865NTA but research on sociosexuality indeed hints along this direction.We are all slaves to our biology.
>>34314865Most women cheatMost men don'tX-chromosome
>>34314871Not true. Men have more biological imperative to cheat.Saying that as a man myself.
>>34314872And stoicism to deal with it
>>34314874I don't like stoicism because it can quickly lead to defeatism and doomerism.imho just don't take life too seriously and recognize what is outside of your control, while also acknowleding that there are always opportunities ahead and there's no need for despair
>>34314865I'll look.Also I'm not this incel >>34314871
>>34314876fr frserenity prayermy manit's where it's at
>>34314864>cheating is... le geneticYou are an honest to god retard
Hermit life is killing me. Everytime I see an attractive woman, her image becomes imprinted in my monkey brain for weeks on end.I'm careermaxxing and cannot date right now because I live in a terrible location. The only women I see are tourists so it's not even viable. Just a torment without release.
>>34314842>High bodyfat, high saturated to unsaturated fatty acid profile, high progesterone = thicc mommy body>high cortisol, poor metabolism, estrogen dominance, PUFA goblin = fat stomach and face chubby
>>34314883I'm like this but an ACTUAL hermit and I am absolutely lost in fantasy instead of pining over real women due to a mix of anhedonia, permament exhaustion and tendency to be disappointed at the reality of women
>>34314872most women now are serial daters, which is like cheating because as soon as they break up with another they've already been seeing the next guy.
>>34314876>>34314880I learned that one from watching cartoons, btw
>>34314823do you not have a dish washer? I was talking about touching clean dry dishes to put them away if you reread my post >>34314837it's a hypothetical, I wouldn't date anyone that does this reading comprehension seems a bit hard for the atoga moids
>>34314865I was partly wrong: it's 63% for men, and 40% for women.>>34314882Hey, Sarge. I don't mean to imply I think it's justifiable.
>I'm a hermit>still has daily contact with the outside world
>>34314891>Hey, Sarge. I don't mean to imply I think it's justifiable.Not sarge, and I am not even remotely concerned about whether its "justifiable". It's a completely pigheaded and stupid hypothesis.
>>34314890We're not as smart as you :3
>>34314890I replied to your post about a minute after waking up
>>34314812Should have gotten a bf who is a cleanfreak who washes his hands excessively like me
>>34314893Perhaps you could point out the flaws in the study?
>>34314894at least you have self awareness >>34314896excuses excuses >>34314897>more abysmal reading comprehension sigh
What's the most embarrassing song you regularly listen to?
>>34314900Thanks mistress :3
>>34314898>loose association between specific "genes" (we probably can't name btw) and "people cheating" so its actually a hardwired heritable behaviorthe brilliance of the field of genetics everyone
>>34314900When will we be able to smell each others posts?
>>34314901https://youtu.be/NAj8FJNskqM
>>34314900so you are making up scenarios in your head to get upset about?absolutely pitiful behavior, just date women if you hate men
>>34314812I fingered a ex, stuck my fingers in her mouth and afterwards she got mad that I cracked open our big bag of chips without washing my hands. Like wtf, you're fine with pussy to mouth but not mouth to chips
>>34314901https://youtu.be/4BlmtXuWwOk
>>34314911The cycle breaks when the anime only makes you love 2d women who never betray you.
>>34314904de nada>>34314906I hope never>>34314908>upsetI was just blowing my nose and washed my hands before putting the dishes away, the most intense emotion I felt making that post was "ew" it's not that deep robert>>34314909ahmahgawdh
>>34314914My reaction was that as well, some people have weird double standards about food
>>34314901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twUFbqyul_MI don't watch vtubers generally beyond memes and what I've learned through osmosis, but the producer for this, the animation, and the lore/context behind it are unironically pretty good.
>>34314901https://youtu.be/VFOg6mHtZcA
>>34314840With limb lengthening you can have your cake and eat it too
>>34314840True. zero incels ever have had the size of their dick cockblock them (outside of in their own head). Their height ACTUALLY has cockblocked many of them many times.
>>34314929NtaI was cockblocked from a second date cuz my dick was too big
>>34314929I’m a 6’1 virgin at 26 years old.
Why are women so cute?
>>34314932and women are rejecting you because they get back to your place, see your penis, and leave?
>>34314932Skill ississue
>>34314913>2d women who never betray youAnon, I...
>>34314938I’ve never spoken to a woman outside of school/work before.I’ve never even asked a girl out>>34314939True
>>34314940What are you trying to suggest?
>>34314929Nah, being 5'12 short and with a cock smaller than 7 inches is suffering in 2026.
>>343149422d women can betray you as well.
>>34314947I don't see how. My waifu is from a series that's over, she's perfect and will never change.
Why so dead?
>>34314951Sorry just went hiking.
>>34314948NTA. Wait for the Netflix adaptation. Lmao
>>34314954Neat, where to
What's the psychology of a girl who is friends with every ugly/chopped guy but avoids good looking guys?
>>34314911I wish my waifu was real...
>>34314955I'm not going to preemptively be upset with her over something that hasn't happened yet. And I'll hold out faith in her that she would be too difficult even for netflix to ruin (though they would probably ruin the show, of course)
>>34314957She likes being worshipped
>>34314956Swiss Alps.
>>34314954>>34314964Swiss lives the good life if instead of working she can just go hiking out of her bf's castle on a week day.
Why do women love puppies so much? I'm surrounded by them right now and it's extremely droll
>>34314969I'm not a woman.
I’m traveling to Thailand for 20 days: 17 in Pattaya and 3 in Bangkok. I didn’t tell my family about the Pattaya part because of its reputation. Would it sound suspicious if they knew I was spending that long there?
>>34314296Yes absolutely.
>>34314970Watch out for the poo poo.
>>34314974whats the deal with pattaya
>>34314958me 2
>>34314977NTA. Lots of sex slaves and prostitutes
>set smoke alarm off at 4:30 am What a way to live
>>34314970>I'm surrounded by them right now Surrounded by women? Or by puppies? Or surrounded by women loving puppies?>it's extremely drollThat's probably why.
>>34314981Extremely based
>>34314984Huh?
>>34314983Both, I'm just shitposting on 4chan Nel while everyone else is feeding them. I don't get it
>>34314980I thought that was just thailand as a whole
>>34314978New waifu today anon?
>>34314988You do get it, you are just engagement baiting.
Women, does the sunk cost fallacy include regret for time, stress and effort spent on a project that failed and didn't yield a payoff?I should have given up on this course after the first week, but instead I stubbornly tried to do my best working through every assignment, but now I'm going to fail the course anyway.
>34313431>It's allowed to flirt with girls if you have a flirting permit. You just need to collect it at the local police station.Women, this unironically sounds like a good idea to me. How would you feel if guys could approach if they have permit that requires a clean record, them to take an etiquette course, and have 2+ women who vouch for his character?
>>34314988Puppies are cute. Who doesn't like puppies.
I cant respect women because they all believe in astrology, MTBI or both
>>34314996The cards say you’re scared of the anus, for it reminds you of the time three burly transvestites with large phalluses assaulted you in the dark corner of a Costco at 2:30 pm in the Appalachian mountains.
>>34314996True.The hot ones only believe in MBTI and astral projection.
>>34314991In a abstract sense, I guess women like babies>>34314995I don't. I like adults dogs, puppies shit and piss on your lap, they're noisy, ADHD, adult dogs are actually fun to be around
>>34315003Adult dogs are complete fucking trash.
>>34315003But they're cute and it's cute when they climb all over you.
>>34315004Stop being vapid
Why don't men have knots on their dicks like dogs do?
>>34315012The knots are to push the penis past the scrotum when erect. Human males have a scrotum behind the penis and don’t need the knot.
>>34315007But that's just them being greedy and wanting food, they lack the adults brainpower... I don't think it's cute
>>34314996Astrology is real
>>34314993>Women, this unironically sounds like a good idea to me. How would you feel if guys could approach if they have permit that requires a clean record, them to take an etiquette course, and have 2+ women who vouch for his character?NAG/NAW. Is this a cold approach?
>>34315016>I don't think it's cuteI don't know what to tell you then.
How do I find an Anby gf?
>>34315024I like mature women, I like mature dogs..
>>34315024Stop engaging with the attention whoring autist, onegai.
I will GRAB your ASS.I will SLAP your ASS.I will SLAP your FAT PUSSY.I will SUCK on your FAT SAGGY TITS.I WILL SMELL your STUPIDLY SMOL FEET.I will cook you dinner.I WILL CUDDLE YOU ALL NIGHT LONG.You literally cannot stop me.
So are narcissists irredeemable?
>>34315043In your case, yes.
>>34315033Well you need puppies to get mature dogs. Which I assume is why you are in your current situation. Otherwise what are you even doing there.>>34315036He's just talking. You on the other hand are behaving like a jerk.
>>34315045Wrong thread
Is this guy im seeing a psychopath/antisocial?:Really quiet initially and got someone else to ask me out for him, but then super confident on the date and bold as fuckHad damaged knuckles from some kind of violence; he wouldn't disclose whyDoes a lot of drugs Steals and said he has stolen iq tests to administer to people online???Has a super cold stare and doesnt break eye contactStarted love bombing me very quickly I think he might be stalking me?Is he a psychopath?
My problem with dogs is that I cannot stand how submissive and subservient they are.It's pathetic.
>>34315049He also climbs cranes in our city for fun apparently. He sounds dumb but he's also very articulate and smart
>>34315046He is acting stupid and oblivious on purpose.
>>34315049Maybe not, but still a red flag
>>34315054We have a date in a couple days. Should I cancel it?
>>34315050That depends on how well you train them, a horribly trained dog is nothing but a complete menace which will do it's most to dominate you>>34315046True but only for a short while, I genuinely don't get people who only like puppies. Thank god I could get out of them room and chill with the older dogs and cats
>>34315049Cool larp, hope he hits you
>>34315049>Really quiet initially and got someone else to ask me out for him, but then super confident on the date and bold as fuckRedflag>Had damaged knuckles from some kind of violence; he wouldn't disclose whyHe's punching the wall and pretending he's super tough. It's a pathetic thing beta bitches do.Obviously redflag.>Does a lot of drugsRedflag.>Steals and said he has stolen iq tests to administer to people online???Train wreck level redflag.>Has a super cold stare and doesnt break eye contactAutism.>Started love bombing me very quicklyProbably an incel.I think he might be stalking me?Definitely an incel.---------------How desperate are you? You're going to spend years trying to rid yourself of your future stalker.
>>34315049>>34315052It’s working since you clearly want to fuck him
>>34315055Probably yes, also, hide from him
>>34315060Hes good looking but all this stuff is weirding me out
>>34315060Women love autistic jesters.
>>34315063You should probably let him beat you
>>34315049He sounds like he has autism and aspd. You can have both.
>>34315063Are you allergic to stab wounds?
>>34315063You’ll let him tap that ass, we already knowThe danger excites you?
>>34315049Sounds like you might be dating qt.
Imagine thinking a slavic jester is good looking, lol.
>>34315073Average foid
>>34315053While you're being a bully and trying to police interactions that don't concern you.
>>34315049>>34315055You seriously have to ask whether to continue dating this fucking mess of a person? Lmfao
>>34315049He will be the best fuck of your life, yes
>>34315063>Hes good lookingBlackpilled again. You can be a druggy weirdo stalker and women will still want to fuck you if you're gl
It's sad to think that if I don't bother ever again, nobody will care.If I get invited to a reunion and don't show up, nobody will think: "Huh, where's anon?". If I never pursue women again, nobody will lament the loss.How to deal with this?
>>34315082You're the worst kind of person>guys our entire civilization is dying, but I dont want to be mean to those who are destroying itI share a fucking continent with you people
>>34315088>but I dont want to be mean to those who are destroying itWe are the ones not having kids ...And I already hate women, so actually you're wrong.Why should I blame indians and filipinos?
>>34315090hard to have kids when over half of our paycheck goes to housing and feeding these people.Its easy to have kids when you have free housing, free money every month, etc. but we're the ones paying for it. Them being here is the problem. Kick them all out, suddenly housing is available because the supply is higher, the jobs are more competitive because the supply of the workforce is lowerThis has nothing to do with birthrates either. its about replacementA civilization can survive a low birthrate, but it cant survive a replacement
I wish/atoga/ was this idyllic.
>>34315090This desu. If we wanted a white Europe we'd ban condoms
>>34315094>feeding these peopleIDK what you're talking about, but the vast overwhelming majority of brown immigrants in Europe are legal. Our governments import them here to study and work.Nobody is feeding them. They are net positive economic contributors. That's not the problem at all.Please educate yourself about the topic.>This has nothing to do with birthrates either. its about replacementTake two to tango. If we had high birthrates governments wouldn't be able to convince us that we need brown workers.
>>34315101We need to elevate the role of mothers and just start consider motherhood a job with a public funded salary.
>>34315095I'm considering buying a cabin on the Italian side. It's pretty afforable. But I'm not sure if I will even stay in Europe long term.
>>34315103A lot of European countries do that and they have the worst birthrates
>>34315109Not true. Southern Europe has the worst birth rates. Sweden and Norway have higher birth rates. Still too low but higher than us.
>>34315082>>34315088>>34315102Hard to want to have kids when your government hates you and wants it’s people extinct.Like what English couple would want to have kids when they could be kidnapped and the police would arrest you for trying to save them?
>>34315116>when they could be kidnapped and the police would arrest you for trying to save them?Brainrot internet propaganda has turned you into a useful NPC for the enemy. Literally, what the fuck are you even talking about?My cousin and his wife have kids in England and they are very happy there. Stop talking nonsense.
Saw my English teacher from high school. She looked rough and in pain, she was struggling to walk. And she didn't recognise me. I think she's in her mid or late 60s.
>>34315102>They are net positive economic contributors. That's not the problem at all."Brown immigrants" where I live are employed at a rate of >10%-points lower than the local populations, with certain groups (Africans and some majority muslim etnicities) below 30%. A Swedish study managed to convince the population that certain ethnic groups were a positive contribution by filing all their children as Swedes, meaning that the immigrants paid for exactly 0 schooling use. And several African groups were still negative.Our census bureau (not US) doesn't publish exact statistics on positive tax contribution, just their employment rate. All immigrant groups, bar none, are employed at a lower rate than the locals.>>34315103It's not about $$$ anymore, it's an entire paradigm shift. If we cut taxes to 0 and made housing affordable to all, Euros would just spend their newfound wealth on travel and cars just like their boomer parents. It's why "integrating immigrants" to "save the birthrate" are incompatible goals, because an integrated immigrant by definition subscribes to the same materialistic culture that destroys birthrates.
>>34314993I don't want to be talked to by random men, I find it annoying. You could have a letter from the queen of England saying you're a lovely person, and I still would not like to be talked to by random strangers in public.I'll not cry and yell if you do, I'll move on politely, but I still won't have any interest in interacting with you any further.
>>34315121IDK where you live but we are obviously not talking about the same situation.My country is filled with brown immigrants, but they all have a job and they get deported immediately if/when they get fired or their contract ends.Doesn't fix the problem that youth demograics are over flowing with Indians and Filipinos and other assortments of South East Asians.
>>34315119>Brainrot internet propaganda has turned you into a useful NPC for the enemy. Literally, what the fuck are you even talking about?Are you denying that for over 30 years over 1,000 girls in Rotherham were sexually assaulted by immigrants and the cops knew and did nothing about it?
>>34315122Nobody cares about how you feel. Conflict is inevitable, else society cannot function.You will have to tolerate being approached by random men. Sorry about that, but that's life.
>>34315122Your mindset is the reason why the Western world is shit now. Enjoy not being able to walk outside soon, I guess. Remember, you wanted it.
>>34315122Damn, it's true, women hate men.
>>34315110Scandinavian birth rates are artificially propped up by immigrants. The number of Norwegians in Norway has been shrinking by several thousands per year since about 2016. Not the percentage of the population, but the total number. Despite this, our population has increased by 600k.By 2060 we'll be a minority nationwide.
>>34315128Only Indians approach girls like that.
>>34315125>How do you feel about X?>"I feel this way">Oh, nobody cares about how you feel.Then don't ask? lmao I also literally said that I will not get upset if random men approach me, I'll just ignore them and move on with my day because I have no interest in talking to them.>>34315126Because I want to mind my own business?>>34315128I don't hate men, I hate being talked to by strangers.
>>34315129This. In Finland we have a lot of schools where not a single kid speaks our language, majority of children classified as disabled have immigrant backgrounds and native population is shrinking.
>>34315110>>34315123>>34315129What happened to diversity is our greatest strength?I thought the west was supposed to suffer because “we” exploited these people and now they’re here because “we” stole from them?
>>34315132I get that you hate being approached by strangers.But then, how do you hope to meet anyone at all?With such an attitude you end up rotting within the same social circle, never meeting anyone interesting.
>>34315133You Finns seem to be better off than the rest, at least from the outside as a fellow Scandi. Then again, Norway also appears as a near ethnostate to outsiders.
>>34315128These are hilarious since half of gen z men haven’t even approached a woman.
>>34315135A bit of diversity is a strength. It's just too much now. It's fine in New York or Berlin or Amsterdam. But every little village shouldn't be inundated with Indians and Filipinos.
>>34315135>We're positive contributions to society!>Diversity is our strength!>This is punishment! <--- YOU ARE HEREPay up, whitey.
>>34315133>>34315129To be fair, most immigrants are going to be of European extraction. But there will still be a component who isn't.
>>34315136>how do you hope to meet anyone at all?Through my day to day life (work, hobbies) and mutual acquaintances/friends. Never had an issue with meeting new people in my life, frankly.
>>34315143Some of us don't get opportunities through work/hobbies/friends. Makes sense why you'd have that attitude if you're satisfied with your social opportunities.
>>34315140>It's fine in New York or Berlin or Amsterdam.This is the problem.They start off small, and they snowball and keep growing and growing and spread out.It’s simply an inevitability, until one day 50 years later they’re all over the place.
Why is there such a big push online for everyone to have loads kids these days? Do the majority of young men actually feel this way or is it bots?I'm afraid of my boyfriend eventually falling for it despite his early insistence we shouldn't have them. It's partly selfishness but is overwhelmingly because he has a severe mental illness and I carry the gene for bipolar. We'd breed serial killers, or at least people who are very disabled.
>>34315132>Because I want to mind my own business?What do you think will happen after the birth rates are completely in the negatives in Europe and the US? Have you been to Africa or South America? You have a duty to breed.
>>34315149Because if you don't you'll end up as a suicide statistic, having kids is extremely important for your mental and physical health when you're 40+
>>34315109Europe is not one country and the low birth rate is world wide. It’s just that some countries are ahead of the curve.
>>34315148It's because a lot of the dying cities/villages is where there's work for them. Like in nursing homes and smaller hospitals and as delivery/uber drivers.And they are the only ones desperate enough to live in some remote industrial city that is terrible to live in.
>MUH BIRTH RATESI wish this would lead to an automatic IP-range perma ban on here.It's just shitting up the thread.
You need to stop housing your children with pedophiles.
>>34315149Economic, social, political and personal reasons. We fucked up when we told previous generations to fuck responsably.
>>34315152My point, it does nothing
>>34315145Yeah. I also don't believe that the man who talks to me while I'm trying to find my car in the parking garage is as interesting to me as the woman who shares one of my hobbies and interest, or the one who studied something similar to me, etc. I'm much more likely to have something in common and share values with the man who is friend of my friends, and not some rando on the street.I can't imagine giving the time of the day to some dude who walked up to me at the grocery store because he thought my tits looked nice lmao>>34315150I have not said I do not want to have children, I've said I don't want to be talked to by strangers while I'm trying to go through the day.
>>34315142True but not by a big margin. The number of Africans and Asians (the latter being mostly South Asian and Middle Eastern) and their children is 9.8% of the population, compared to 13,6% for Europeans. There are more muslims and Africans than there are non-Norwegian Scandinavians in Norway. But also remember that the population of Scandinavians is old. I made a population pyramid once but I'm at work so I cannot pull it up.
>>34315120You saw your English teacher from high school.But you did not see your American teacher from high school.
>>34315149I'm gunning for at least four, to make up for the fact that my cousins are below replacement. Haven't found a white woman who shares the sentiment yet, of course...
>>34315152>Europe is not one countryIt will be
>>34315164>I'm gunningPlease don't kill me, Mass Shooter-anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMwGW-Fwdl4
>>34315164lol
>>34315167I make no promises.
>>34315165The truth is, we Europeans cannot even stand each other.I have lots of Poles and Germans living next to me, and desu I do find them annoying.We stick together only because we have no choice.
I know that because of my behaviors towards women, they will likely punish me by killing me. They will do so by castrating me and force feeding me my own severed, bloody gonads until either the choking on the nuts or the blood loss from my groin drains me of life. Is this some accurate prophesy of my death?
>snowed in>text bf this morning asking if he could come over to help me shovel my driveway>even offer to bake something for him>he says his day will be too busy to stop by>I get a little mad but keep it to myself since I understand work is work>like half an hour later he texts me that he took the day off work and would be over later this morning >feel guilty and tell him that he didn't need to mess his work schedule up for me like that>he correctly calls me out by saying he knows I'd be pissed for the day if he didn't >suddenly feel like a burden and worry that I really am so transparently reactive even to people I try to be patient withHow do I rehabilitate my image as a patient person, at least with him?
Stochastic jestering is the best "cold approach" tactic.Basically, you go to places you enjoy and you jestermaxxx at said places and you go there regularly.Eventually there will be women who you'll interact with.And eventually you'll reach closeness enough to ask them out without it being awkward.That's the non-austistic way to approach women...
>>34315171The Germans will infect you with Germs. The poles will pole dance in your yard, and you will go down on their penile poles and lick their salty Polish seed for your nourishment. Some fresh Polish sausage. That is your destiny. That is your future.
>>34315173Well, your mistake was clearly that you made an unreasonable demand to your friend.Like if I asked my best friend to borrow $10k...
>>34315174>Criticizes overly "autistic" eg cold and systemic ways of meeting people >Ironically uses incel-esque verbiage like "jestermaxx" Nah dude
If I can't get laid by women is it worth going to a springtime Gay Pride event hoping to get masturbated or pumped up the ass by other men as a consolation prize?
>>34315095Spring is the worst time of the year, closely followed by fall.
>>34315179I just wanted to connect with you freaks. The only reason I know about jestermaxing is because I watched that podcast episode on Adam Friedland.
>>34315174Sounds tiring and fake.Just be yourself
>>34315173Why do you want to hide from the person you're in a relationship with?You're inpatient, it's fine. Work on it, thank him when he does things in a way that appeases you.
>>34315182You have shit taste. Spring and Autumn are the best.
>>34315182Your taste in seasons is fucking shit.
>>34315184>Sounds tiring and fake.Social life takes effort. It's not fake. Everyone does the same shit.
>>34315185I know I'm impatient. But I don't want to be seen as so volatile that it's better for him to fuck up his work schedule than risk me being upset over my unreasonable request.
>>34315186>>34315188I like winter when there's lots of snow (which hasn't been the case this winter where I live), and summer when it's warm and dry (which often isn't the case with summers where I live).Spring is wet and slushy and miserable, and smells bad. Fall is just rainy, wet and miserable.
its a cursed life to live on the balkans where all the girls are trying to be kim kardashian or russian gold diggers
>>34315201>wet and slushy and miserable, and smells badMe after the gym.
>>34315192Why do you not want to be seen as what you are? You admit that you are volatile and you would have gotten upset because you are so impatient that if he does not fulfill your unreasonable request you'd be grumpy the whole day. Do you want him to not know you and the reality of what kind of person you are? You're in a relationship, it's okay for him to know the not-so-nice things about you.If he values you not getting upset over his job, it's his prerogative. If you want him to act differently, communicate it to him. "How do I pretend to be someone I am not with my boyfriend?" is fucking retarded.
>>34315201Massive trvkes albeit I hate winter because it's -30C and noisy. Only summers are bearable
>>34315210I am impatient and volatile, but not to the degree that he needs to jeopardize his job. Like I said in my initial post, I might get pissy in the moment, but I understand that work is an obligation. The fact that he didn't think I understand that work takes precedence over helping me when it's not life or death is what worries me. Does that make sense?
>>34315211>>34315201I envy you Americans. You can enjoy living in snowy regions with more yearly sunshine hours than Spain.
>>34315218Then communicate that to him. "I really appreciate what you do for me and that you prioritize me not being upset over all else, you're so kind and whatever. I really want to learn to be more patient if you have other obligations, tho. While it is difficult sometimes for me because (reason), I want to learn to be better because I want to be the best person I can for you. You don't need to call off work to do something for me immediately, I know you have obligations other than being my bf. Love you so much, thank you very much, will bake cookies for you".
>>34315219I envy Spaniards because they have very beautiful penises and vaginas that I want to play with
>>34315223I can do that. I'd rather make brownies, though.
>>34315205He.>>34315211>because it's -30CThat's too cold indeed. It's rarely that cold here. Typically no lower -20C. -5 to -15 is comfy.>noisy.Wtf? Winter is the quietest time of year. People stay indoors more, and snow muffles the noise of the world.>>34315219Not American. In the dead of winter daylight is about 4 hours. Days have become reasonably long now, but that doesn't make me like spring more.
>>34315228Brownies are based. Good luck.
>>34315229Not around here where snow is extremely loud, it's not powder but a hard surface that crunches
How to find out if my male partner is a pedophile?I've tried to ask in the most neutral way possible, as well as bait it out of him. But whenever I do he gets uncomfortable and wants to end the conversation. Is this a sign in either direction?Should I propose we molest kids together? How do I get the truth otherwise? Admittedly I'm paranoid after finding out one of my male friends molested a toddler when he was a teen.
>>34315239Go to therapy.
I had a dream where I cried and I cried and I cried
Alright /adv/ I'll take your advice and when it gets me nowhere I'll be ready to come back and blame you, not myself.
>>34315254Whose advice
>>34315234Even so, isn't it a nice kind of crunch?
>>34315254I'd say that the serious advice given to me ITT has been more of a net positive than a net negative impact on my life.
>>34315257No.... Plus when spring comes everything is coated with ice, sometimes black ice which wants to kill you
Met a girl. Seems perfectly normal when talking to me. However she has a nose piercing and it's just so ugly, I cannot stop staring at it. It's just there. I keep staring at it. It looks so stupid. I just don't get it.
>>34315252breh
>>34315239breh...
>>34315270I don't understand why men get so confused and offended when they don't like something about a woman. Just date someone else. Probably thousands of girls in your city without nose piercings. It isn't as common as guys having short hair which is my physical ick.
>>34315280>guys having short hair which is my physical ickthis is so real
>>34315280It's the incongruity. Like, girls are getting them seemingly at random.It's not like it's some punk subculture that you can just avoid.
>>34315280Your physical ick is like the most basic social norm since time immemorial. Have you considered dating a Sikh?
>>34315286>the most basic social normnta but thats precisely why it's an ickit's giving npc conformist cog in the slave army of capitalism
>>34315287What's your definition of short hair, btw?
>>34315280People are now gaslighting us into thinking women like long hair sexy huh
>>34315287This is why I prefer women with penises.
>>34315288this is pushing it
>>34315291I look like this, but only from the front.
>>34315289if he's not samsonmaxxing, I will be sad
>>34315294ok
>>34315290yeah fair
>>34315211I dislike summers, it's noisy, miserable and stressful, I like winter when there's no holidays
>>34315270I fucking hate this shit too>pretty blonde coworker>dyes her hair grey randomly one day then asks me if I like itWHY?? NO, I DON'T FUCKING LIKE ITGirls, you need to ask a guy before you make a drastic appearance change for no fucking reason. Just be normal and natural.
>>34315305>you need to ask each of your coworkers for their permission before doing anything to your hairok...
>>34315307Not what I said.
>>34314710I may have a natural inability to process fats so I'll have to test for this and completely change my diet. I lived through the fat free fad of 90's where everything tasted horrible and was full of salt which I'm also sensitive towards. My instance isn't as straight forward as I have already tried that and got nowhere.
>>34315295i too would like a man who rips lions apart with his bare hands nonchalantly
>>34314713We know you wanna fap to left if you do.
>>34314801>with an /atoga/ t-shirt.A what? When did we get shirts?
>>34315260Can you share the best advice
>>34314821That looks like ilia
>>34314860But I want to feel big and heavy.
>>34315319ftm moment
>>34315095Moids and femanons alpine divorcing but probably still finding their way down the mountain with their autism and also they're not married.
holy shit I forgot how boring 90% of women on dating apps are, even if I get no matches at least this was a very sobering experience.
>>34315325chant atoga three times at 1:11am and this will happen
>>34315132>Then don't ask? lmaoThat wasn't me
>>34315320I easily lifted 70 water bottles yesterday. :)
>>34315149>Why is there such a big push online for everyone to have loads kids these daysBecause we're going extinct
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>>34315325Matches mean nothing anymore. Every foid there is orbitermaxxing now. I get the occasional hook-up but it's pretty grim outside of that.
Is it rude to listen to songs about men failing to get women off around your bf who's failing to get you off? Or is it seen as a self-inflicted issue on his end?
>>34315339Post the songs
>>34315339Date someone you're attracted to
>>34315339he either doesn't care or doesn't think it's his fault, so this won't achieve anything but make him roll his eyes internally
>>34315339Not really. I'll blast ring my bell for no reason. It's your boyfriend fault he's not taking your direction. Unless you're also retarded and not communicating the displeasure.https://youtu.be/TaBLlkqx7eU?si=f7xxwt7s4kiiNnqH
Women, care to explain why my personality and your attitude towards me changes based on the price of the clothes I'm wearing?
>>34315347having the monays to waste it on the cloth on your body is a (rather unreliable but whatever) sign that you have monays to waste (presumably on me) don't shoot the messenger, you asked
>tfw your practice gf wants to meet your friends:/Was nice while it lasted.
>>34315350get some new bait pls, this is getting very repetitive
I should move to bulgaria
>>34315353Why?
>>34315049is he russian?
>>34315305>Girls, you need to ask a guy before you make a drastic appearance change for no fucking reason.Why? I want to look in a way I like, not in the way some dude likes.
>>34315356it's cheap and looks bretty
>>34315358>Why? I want to look in a way I like, not in the way some dude likes.L0L, we all know that's not true.
>>34315350First my practice gf came to see my apartment and I did not speak out because I still wanted to hit her from behind Then she came to see my friends and I did not speak out because the relationship wasn't that seriousThen she came to me with her friends and I did not speak out because I thought I wasn't going to see them againThen she suddenly came to see my parents and there was no way left for me to speak out
>>34315364ntaWhy are men so narcissistic that they think everything women do is for them?
>>34315366Before you know you'll have three goblins running around the house who managed to inherit all her worst features. God what a nightmare.
>>34315371not this shit baitflinging again
>>34315371Women's whole life revolves around what others think of them.Maybe you don't do it for the admiration of a man, but you definitely do it for the admiration of other women.
>>34315364It's true. Why would I change my body or choose my clothes in a particular way just because an acquaintance thinks it looks good? My appearance is a way to express myself, not a way to appease my coworkers. If other people also like it, that's great and all, I do like being attractive. But if a coworker think my sweater is ugly or does not like how I look with bangs I sincerely do not give a shit. I like my sweaters and I like bangs.The only person whose opinion on my appearance I value is my husband, but that's different. And still, I would not do things for his sake only, only if I also liked them.
They’re taking my blood
>>34315377pls, he posts this bait every day, hoping to get femanons to screech at him
>>34315270>goes out of his way to start talking to and KEEP talking to a women with nose piercing >even if he obsessively hates them>acts confusedAverage male moment lmao, blame yourself
My cat has the zoomies.
>>34315350>>34315366My last practice gf wanted me to get her pregnant. I ended it before she could get her claws into my life. Never let her meet my friends or my parents. I'm only looking for a real gf now.
>>34315378omnomnom
>>34315375>Women's whole life revolves around what others think of them.So basically, shit you made up in your head as a man whose never lived a day of your life as a woman.
Thank the pagan Gods that I have someone to blame all my problems on. My life sucks but at least I know it's not my fault. Not that I would do anything differently anyway lol
>>34315387that makes zero sense
>>34315387Who
>>34315384Stop gaslighting. Women are nothing more than the local solution to the PDE that governs global female dynamics.You can approximate any women by averaging out the opinions of her closes female circle. You can model it using Spherical Hydrodynamics.
>>34315393>You can approximate any women by averaging out the opinions of her closes female circle.Lmao that would be very funny on my friend circle
Horny thread or incel thread today?
>>34315397*plap*
>>34315261See, I told you spring is the worst season.Having ice studs under your shoes or on your tyres does help with spring ice though.
>>34315397ded incel thread
>>34315398I do not like being plapped
>>34315393>Stop gaslightingSays the man whose never lived a day of his life as a woman telling women how they function and work.
Ever have one of those days when you're hungry but all food you can think of is offputting to you at that moment?What should I eat?
>>34315280A woman not living up to a man's subjective ideals is seen as a personal insult to the man.
>>34315406yesomething bland and basicpiece of toast, banana, apple slices, rice
Women who cannot cook give me the ick.
>>34315411Men who do not own houses give me the ick.
God I want a gf with a big fat ass to worship all the time
>>34315406Oatmeal.
>>34315402Too late, bucko.
humans give me the ick, they always do what they shouldn't do and don't do what they should do
>>34315414I own 15 acres, but I want to move countries so I will have to buy a new place.
>>34315406This is good>>34315406Plus some mint tea or brush your teeth after.
Ummmm ugh um
>>34315387>>34315391https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NECZBE4IvF8
>>34315406Eggs and toast
>>34315420Fug, I clicked wrong post >>34315410I didn't have enough carbs for brain function yet.
Cooking is a basic human skill. If you cannot cook, you're basically never learned to be human. Either you spent your life eating out or your mommy cooked your food for you all this time.It's just pathetic.
>>34315425Please define minimum acceptable level of cooking.
>>34315381Cute
>>34315270hot girls with piercings please eat me
I think I'm going for some cereal, plus fruit salad, plus some bland cooked protein.
>>34315406For me that usually means I want food but I don’t want to make it. I order something
>>34315425>you're basically never learned to be human
>>34315425I don’t have the imagination for it. Everything I make is three ingredients max or I get overwhelmed
>>34315425if I experience zero pleasure eating, why the fuck would i want to cook? I eat to escape the agony of hunger and nothing else.
>>34315381Post cat?
>>34315427Kind of annoying.
>>34315426It's hard to define. There's a few skills you need to master.But basically the basic theory of home cookery is simple: what makes a balanced meal, a protein, some carbs, some greens/veggies or at least fibre. What pairings go togother and what to avoid. How too cook all the basic items in (European in my case) diet. How to use salt and fat during cooking. Basic stuff like that.
>>34315435He hid under the bed now. He'll probably stay there until tonight when I go to bed at which point he will emerge and start jumping on me.
>>34315440>>34315440>>34315440
>>34315439I am one those pathetic people you speak of who lives at home and eats his mom's cooking. I'd like to think I can cook well enough for myself to not starve when I need to, but I don't think I live up to your standard. My worst cooking skill is shopping for ingredients. I hate that.
>>34315436Mine is too old for zoomies. Enjoy it while it lasts
>>34315378Why
>>34315469ntaSo if a woman has an unpleasant casual sex encounter, she can't regret it and decide to move more slowly with sex? Are you saying that women aren't allowed to change and grow as people?
>>34315472>I made a mistakeone you could have avoided very easily had you listened and/or observed the countless others making that same mistake
>>34315280>I selectively pretend not to understand thingswe know
>>34315287you're giving seething retard who wants to steal other people's money
