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>>34315440
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Gender?
Do you like weed?
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>>34318441
>1743880526490494.webm
neeeeeeeeeeeeeed
;-;
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>>34318447
M
I only used to smoke it when I had serious migranes
never liked it though, it smells disgusting, I never got the ''high'' feeling so I'd just pretend when I was in groups
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>>34318447
F
I like THC gummies if that counts.
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>>34318447
M
Never had it. Think I smelled it once and it was smelt nauseating.
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>>34318441
I love you flat and small chested women
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>>34318447
M
Not anymore
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>>34318441
nooooooo anon think about the advertisers
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>>34318441
I watched this tranime and it was super gay. Literally everyone was fucking gay except for main couple.
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>>34318447
Never tried it. It’s legal where I live though, I could go get some no problem. But I’m a neurotic person and I’m worried I’d react badly to it.
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>>34318447
M
Weedfags are subhuman. Hence, why it's predominant among women
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>>34318451
I used to be so good and so bad
Sex was something I just had
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>>34318467
Oh I forgot to mention
M
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>>34318465
>I watched this tranime and it was super gay. Literally everyone was fucking gay except for main couple.
So it was kind of like real life. You've never met a wannabe-hip straight couple that exclusively hangs out with gay people for social validation? That dynamic is pretty common.
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M here
I had a massage today for the first time, and the lady massaged my butt. Is this normal? I had underwear on but she pulled the sheet down so like 2" of my crack and buttcheeks were exposed

Anyone else here have a massage?
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>>34318468
nta
Where the fuck do you live where only women smoke weed?
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>>34318468
Weedfags vs. Kratomfags cage match
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>>34318447
No and people who are really into it or anything weed adjacent are usually super cringe
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>>34318477
M, I have received a penis massage.
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>>34318461
>think about the advertisers
Can you prove that they are not just kissing and hugging?
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>>34318483
What if a stoner chick took off her flip flops and sexily grabbed your face with her toes?
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>>34318477
She wants you bro, make your move.
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>>34318477
M
normal, I get regular sport massages to help with recovery when preparing for a fight.
dont know what you signed up for though
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Anon did you have a good Caturday today? Mine was productive but exhausting.
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When 4chan was down I was sleeping because I don't live in a 3rd world time zone
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Women
Thoughts on "innocent guys"? Would you date one?
https://www.tiktok.com/@iwantacinnamonroll/video/7572431398351457550

Video very related
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>>34318488
Foot fags are so weird, I don’t understand how it became mainstream.
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>>34318491
I have been forced to suck upon the penis of a very bad man. All his cats did was watch dispassionately as I imbibed the semen from his pecker. They saw nothing wrong with it.
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Attention women. We will be replacing all of you with big tiddy Iranian women. You can all shut the fuck up now. Good day.
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>>34318493
Wasn't it the middle of the day in Europe?
And it was most of the morning in the US
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>>34318489
Nah she was a middle aged chubby swedish woman.

>>34318490
This is was just a basic swedish masage as a place downtown. i didnt ask for any "extras" but it was about $200 for 90 minutes
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>>34318488
I would never be in such close proximity to a stoner wearing flip flops in the first place
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>>34318498
I'm all ready in a relationship, why would I be upset about non-Islamist women getting boyfriends?
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>>34318500
It started at like 5 am
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>>34318501
>$200 for 90 minutes
fucking hell anon
90 minutes with a professional sport masseuse costs me 60 Euros. I think you got scammed
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>>34318477
That's how all massages work.
>massaged my butt
You mean she focused on your butt for a few minutes or just brushed over your ass?
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>>34318495
What a gay video.
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>>34318447
M
It's been forever. Hopefully it becomes more legal soon, I'd love to use it to unwind once or twice a month.
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>>34318503
>Know how to shut the fuck up
>Polygamy allowed
>Bigger tits
>Somehow this foid doesn’t think she will be replaced
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>>34318495
>tiktok
Please kill yourself immediately. This is the sign you've been looking for. Get up, and go do it right now.
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>>34318501
You could have just paid for a prostitute.
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>>34318497
Man what a day for me to miss. I’m sorry for you anon.
>>34318495
yes please
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How come gay moids are the best at enjoying pussy?
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>>34318505
I’ve been to fancy salons and cheap Korean whore ones and you unironically get a better massage and happy ending for cheaper
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>>34318518
What does that mean?
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>>34318447
M, here's my anti-weed rant xx
https://voca.ro/197elYIMjnRt
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>>34318513
>Know how to shut the fuck up
>Polygamy allowed
Did you miss the part where a significant number of Iranian women don't subscribe to Sharia Law?
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>>34318491
No, I am avoiding my social obligations and not texting the person that I'm socially obligated to text today.

How are you?
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would you be my wife in real life?
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I already know how this is gonna end. But you don't care.
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>>34318498
Gosh this makes me so angry. You are in total control here and I am seething
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>>34318520
It means that they actually know what they’re doing down there, it makes me feel great.
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Would you guys go to a atoga meetup? How do you think it would go?
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>>34318447
M
I have never tried it and turned down when people offered it. I don't really see the utility of using it. Alcohol at least makes socializing easier but weed just slows your brain.
I don't really understand the point of it.
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>>34318529
M
Terribly
Just a half dozen awkward guys standing next to each other for 20 minutes
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>>34318528
That would be a bi dude.
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>>34318525
Not really I wouldn’t date a moid who uses this site
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>>34318521
Your vocaroo rants always make you sound exactly as mentally ill as you are.
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Imagine your gf/bf can’t make it to the picnic among the cherry blossoms you planned. Would you want to just call each other whenever they bloom in your respective time zones?
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>>34318529
M
No
It would just be a sausage fest. The noteworthy femanons in particular would stay the hell away, so it would just be a lot of lonely and/or angry men hanging out and being bored. Hard pass.
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>>34318529
I would be more hopeful for a /adv/ meetup
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>>34318508
she focused on my upper but for at least 5 minutes on and off. pic related

>>34318505
>>34318519
ok i checked it was actually $175 for 80 mins
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>>34318529
Sure why not
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>>34318525
もしもし。これはだれですか?
Seriously, I would need to meet you first.
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>>34318538
Voice call food prep.
Voice call park picnic.
Voice call drive home.
Voice call movie night.
Voice call fall asleep.

Why can't I have this? If I can't be happy IRL, why can't God at least let me be happy online?
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>>34318541
grim
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>>34318529
I want to meet >fren
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Do feminsts hate anime because it makes them look ugly?
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>>34318529
Only if we were to go to a circus ir something where stuff is happening so we don't have to try and make conversation
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>>34318544
just say yes. I need an ego boost.
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I embrace my station
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>>34318544
NTA
I swooned a little. I'm such a weeb.
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>>34318550
I think they just don't like men being happy, in all honesty.
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Is Reddit actually useful for reading about women’s actual opinions?
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>>34318546
>voice call fitting booth
>voice call carnival
>voice call zoo/aquarium
When the cherry blossom bloom do you want to build this with me?
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>>34318554
it only says "who is this?"
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>>34318557
Reddit isn't useful for learning about any real life human being's actual opinions.
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Where in the chans is a missed connection thread
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>>34318557
Cant imagine what kind of woman would use Reddit. They have more male virgin energy than even 4chan does.
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>>34318541
NTA but I've had therapeutic massages where they kneaded that region. It helps back pain and tension in your lower spine
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>>34318559
I know. It's the fact that you (or she?) would think to reply like that.
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>>34318447
male
i used to take edibles regularly, i think it made me retarded
eating good food while on edibles is one of the highest pleasures in this world though
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>>34318550
I'm not a feminist but I think anime is quite ugly in terms of aesthetics
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>>34318558
Voice call art sounds so soothing. I want a voice call while you're assembling crafts, I want a voice call while I'm practicing piano. Voice call life.
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I want to be Japan femanon’s slave.
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>>34318550
Why does anime keep oversexualizing women then?
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>>34318554
Same.
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>>34318447
M
I like it. Edibles turn me into a vegetable so I don't have them unless it's late at night and all I plan on doing for the rest of the night is watching something or playing games. Smoking it is great tho
>>34318529
Maybe
It would be fun if there was an activity involved, like going to a music festival or something
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>>34318568
That’s cat poster
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>>34318557
It's useful for reading the opinions of trans, incels, and bots pretending to be women
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>>34318573
So you're saying it's better than 4chan?
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>>34318572
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>>34318568
Asian femdom is more brutal.
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>>34318568
How does it feel most men watch it to jerk off?
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>>34318575
Obviously
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The entire reason atoga works is because it allows everyone to pretend they're talking to attractive people, when everyone here is an ugly loser. A meetup would break that illusion.
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>>34318572
Guys I told you not to dump my lore 3;
>>34318567
Time to save up to get a new line
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>>34318570
>>34318571
Who are the new namecucks?
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>>34318582
I’m not an ugly loser
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>>34318573
So basically like 4chan then?
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>>34318586
Why do you think you're the exception
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>>34318581
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>>34318588
Well I am a loser but I was a model and I get a decent amount of attention irl
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>>34318586
Post face or gtfo moid
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>>34318583
My bad. I bought a piano instead of a line, even though I will never be good at piano because I don't practice enough.
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>>34318586
Oh, honey...
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>>34318582
Atoga works?
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I'm basically Hendrix if he was white
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>>34318447
>Do you like weed?
No, I hate the smell. I've eaten a few edibles, but I'm so anxious all the time that it's not an enjoyable experience.

>>34318477
>Anyone else here have a massage?
My wife is a licensed massage therapist. I don't push her to give me massages because I know she doesn't like bringing her work home with her.

>>34318550
>Do feminsts hate anime because it makes them look ugly?
I love anime but hate most of the people that like it.

>>34318557
>Is Reddit actually useful for reading about women’s actual opinions?
If the type of women you're going for is Redditors, yes. But it's very seldom representative of the general population.

>>34318582
I actually think most people here are just socially awkward, not ugly.
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>>34318582
I'm maybe slightly above average for an unc.
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I touch my self purely out of boredom
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>>34318587
Indubitably
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>>34318591
K
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>>34318601
Damn how's the chemo going
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>>34318601
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>>34318597
does she ever tell you stories from work?
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>>34318582
I'm not ugly lmao
>>34318584
I've been here for several years. I think I started namefagging like 6 months ago
>>34318601
Er, where's your hair?
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>>34318593
What is the song of your people
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>>34318584
I think they are GIOYC tourists
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>>34318595
It's been going for 10 years so yeah obviously
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>>34318591
Unlike women, we aren’t pussy faggots.
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>>34318606
So far? Mary Had a Little Lamb.

Also, your cherry blossom arts and crafts are mocking me.
>your dull life
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>>34318604
Yeah, she recently told me about an old guy who accidentally shit himself during a massage.
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>>34318591
This is me with my new watch
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>>34318612
jesus christ
why does she do it? does it tip well?
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>>34318601
Please put down the hood, you look like a sith lord.
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>>34318601
Better than what I was expecting.
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>>34318577
Just the way I like it.
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>>34318603
I know
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>>34318613
Lose weight scrote
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>>34318614
She likes helping people. She was originally going into physical therapy but had to drop out of school. But she finds her work very rewarding and I can't fault her for that. Besides, stuff like that is rare.
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Like ying and yan
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>>34318619
I have and I got a tan. Look this is a picture of one of me old watches.
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>>34318613
What are those hands?
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>>34318601
You kinda look like a lesbian.
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>>34318615
No thanks
>>34318616
Thanks
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baka. Not one of you said you would marry me...
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>>34318624
Thanks
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>>34318626
Stop fishing for female attention you pathetic faglord
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>>34318626
I might if I got to know you but I am a VERY independent and busy man.
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>>34318601
Bryan Johnson, I just wanted to say that I am a big fan.
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>>34318629
No. I'm in a state, and I need an ego boost.
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>>34318631
I love my fans
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>>34318611
Dafuq. I am not the buyer at my store so I never really see their posts online. I do remember seeing the cherry blossom we had last year and wanted to try it, but alas I am uncoordinated.
Don’t let a tree mock you anon. Assert yourself.
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Women
If you and your bf were walking down the street when some crackhead started a fight with him out of nowhere and your bf lost, would you lose respect for him?
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>>34318626
I don’t even know my ring size anon…
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>>34318447
M no
>>34318491
Well I worked for a lot of the day
>>34318529
Yes probably me talking to someone for a few minutes and then they leave
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>>34318636
Don't listen to what they say, the answer is always yes. Getting your ass kicked never looks good
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>>34318597
>If the type of women you're going for is Redditors, yes. But it's very seldom representative of the general population.
Are these women worth going for?
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>>34318636
No, but are we in the crackhead side of town
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>>34318636
No, I’d have respect him for ending the fight.
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Still have fantasies of shepherding you lawless fucks to greatness
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>>34318636
women can say what they want, but deep inside they'd naturally start getting an ick and slowly losing attraction from him
its basic biology. subconciously she'd start finding excuses why she's not attracted anymore

the worst thing as a man you can do, is to lose a fight when your woman is watching. Being caught cheating isnt as bad
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Women, would you date a man who washes his sheets once every 3 months?
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>>34318649
no
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>>34318649
I wouldn’t even look at him.
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How come questions directed towards women always get answered by men that seem to know more about women than women know about them selves.
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>>34318635
I would assemble one myself, then package it up and send it to you in the mail.
>but it would get damaged in transit
So when you unbox my broken and battered flowers you'd feel better about how your own flowers turn out.

It would be #Hashtag #Iconic.
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>>34318655
Because men are narcissistic like that.
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>>34318649
How often should you wash them?
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>>34318655
there are no women itt
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>>34318655
Because the women are just defending their egos "no I'm such a nice person I'd never have a moral failing teehee I'm so righteous" no bitch, never trust anyone who says shit like this man or woman
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>>34318655
Because women like when men do things for them.
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Why are women so cynical now?
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>>34318613
That's an $11k watch.

>>34318622
Looks like a Seiko. Only a few hundred dollars.

>>34318636
>would you lose respect for him?
No, crackheads have an unfair advantage. It's like being upset your natty partner lost a bodybuilding competition against a juiced guy.

>>34318640
>Are these women worth going for?
Maybe? If you want a traditional woman, no. If you want a relationship built on mutual respect and not on gender roles, maybe.
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>>34318666
If you're not there is something wrong with you
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>>34318655
If you’ve dated women, you tend to know how they work.
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>>34318669
nta
>My own personal experiences with a small number of women means I'm an expert on women
You're retarded.
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He is a pedophile. This must not be aloud.
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M
when i get horny I fap but after I fap I get mad at fapping and then i feel bad
but then the next day the feeling goes away and I get horny again and the cycle repeats

what should I do?
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>>34318655
women wont give a straight answer to questions where the true answer makes women come off as bad people
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>>34318675
Have you considered that men call women liars whenever they give an answer that goes against their negative perception of women and will only accept women insulting them as answers? Because that's my experience with answering questions from men in these threads.
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>>34318655
>ask if north korea has committed attrocities
>historian with phd in asian history says yes
>"you are not north korean, why are you answering a question directed to north koreans? You think you know more about north korea than north koreans do. Long live the Supreme Leader!"
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>>34318677
False equivalence
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Does looksmaxxing actually work?
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>>34318655
Not only do women tell you how they are, they celebrate how they are.
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>>34318671
>>34318676
Epic bait fail here's a pity (you)
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>>34318679
No
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>>34318681
Me saying things you dislike isn't bait dipshit.
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>>34318680
And men don’t ignore red flags when the chick has big boobies and a fat ass?
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Gender
Do you have an inner monolog?
M Yes
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>>34318683
Here's another one do you want one more
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>>34318680
TikTok women are a loud minority
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>>34318637
i'll buy yer a fucking donut ring
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>>34318685
M
Yeah
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>>34318657
Ok are you trying to learn the ways of dad humor before marriage?
>>34318666
Their children can't read and write at a grade level. Society is devolving as we speak.
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>>34318679
it will once height surgery becomes practical
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>>34318668
If you hate life so much, just kill yourself
Why are you still here?
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>>34318684
The dudebro fratbro era is over. Men don't celebrate being shallow anymore. If a man announces that he's shallow then he's more likely to be ostracized by his peers than celebrated for it.

Only women can celebrate how shallow they are.
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Wha Do women think about men’s balls? Nice? Gross? Or just kinda there?
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Gender
How are you doing?
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>>34318679
That is a broad statement. You CAN do things to change how you are visually perceived.
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>>34318686
Explain to me how what I'm saying is bait. All I'm doing is giving my honest thoughts. How the fuck am I baiting?
>>34318693
>Men don't celebrate being shallow anymore.
Now this is real bait.
>>34318694
Balls are gross.
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At least we care about weight and not something that can’t be changed like height.
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>>34318693
Source?
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>>34318696
M
Not great
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>>34318696
Male. Good.
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>>34318696
M
Horrible. So lonely
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Based admins shut down 4chan just as Swiss and Sarge were posting
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>>34318694
M here but I think shaved balls look cute when in a flat chastity cage (not gonna post it here because this is a blue board)
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>>34318698
I can keep giving them to you if you want but don't try to rope other people into it you whore
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>>34318699
Oh look it's the "just don't be fat" lie again.
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>>34318696
M
Life sucks with no upswing in sight. Everything feels pretty meaningless and I feel too aware to fit in with others.
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>>34318692
I don't hate life
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>>34318685
F. Yes because I can't let myself be appreciated without comparing myself to others.
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>>34318696
M I’m ok. Got off work on time today and traffic was not bad either.
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State gender
Is giving honest opinionz that go against the narratives of incels bait or not?
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Why is it so hard to stop replying to provocative posts? As soon as you realise they are just messing with you stop.
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When should an 18 year old zoomer like me think about dating?
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>>34318710
That's not inner monologue, that's just low self esteem.
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>>34318705
Hi Sarge
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>>34318690
If you're asking whether I'd assemble these with you, then the answer is... I wood.

But be careful, there's something shady blooming here...
>Wood Grain IMPREGNATION
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>>34318716
Whenever. Network. No pressure.
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>>34318714
Don't try to shake me off >>34318706
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>>34318685
M
Yes, and it is hard to turn off.
I constantly have music playing in my head if I am not listening to something and I need to listen to Youtube to fall asleep.
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>>34318704
time to shut it down again since he just posted his ugly face
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>>34318582
There's several hot femanons
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>>34318696
M fine, last day of work before I get 3 days off, but I’m only 4 hours into my 12 hour shift so that sucks.
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>>34318718
Marge?
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>>34318716
Focus on your career and not going after foids who’ll cheat on you anyway.
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Good night. Think I'll sleep in my bed instead of the couch tonight
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I'm cold and I can barely move my fingers :(
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>>34318447
M
Never tried it. I hate the smell. Would try edibles tho
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>>34318582
I'm actually handsome
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>>34318732
gn
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He tried to invade their homes, and they sodomised him with a dildo in self-defence. Now, he is screaming and wailing, and his anus is bleeding.
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>>34318716
Whenever you get on dating apps, whenever you meet someone who is worth asking out knowing that rejection is the most likely possibility.

Ignore goalpost-moving advice like "work on yourself" or "just stop looking and something will come when you least expect it." That shit has never helped anyone.
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>>34318584
>>34318605
>I've been here for several years. I think I started namefagging like 6 months ago
Right when myao started posting
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Dear god what have I done…
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Take it easy for a little while
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>>34318718
That isn't Sarge, that's ihatewomen poster.
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he pulled out during sex to cum but his tip was still in and he came in me a little while pulling out and more landed on my inner thighs/ass. it was a feeling i've never experienced before.

what are the chances of me being pregnant?
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>>34318728
Why would a woman go to a site that is full of the most faggot things. BBC Porn, seething at women, trannies, guys talking about guy stuff with other guys.
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>>34318716
if you are single just focus on the gym (contrary to what thirdworlders and sugar daddies will tell you, looks beats money).
However, if you currently have a gf HOLD ON TO HER FOR DEAR LIFE because women in college have access to rows of chads who are taller, more attractive and more charismatic than you, meaning (you) will likely have no chance (unless you are a attractive yourself, which is unlikely).
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>>34318744
>pulling out
Non-teenagers do this?
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>>34318746
nta
>However, if you currently have a gf HOLD ON TO HER FOR DEAR LIFE because women in college have access to rows of chads who are taller, more attractive and more charismatic than you, meaning (you) will likely have no chance (unless you are a attractive yourself, which is unlikely).
Just here to tell you >>34318746, don't take this guy's advice. Acting possessive and thinking every remotely attractive man will steal your woman from you is one of the easiest ways to lose a girlfriend.
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>>34318747
Porn addiction causes your dick to stale.
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>>34318745
Most of them probably grew up here, like I did.
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>>34318716
Right NAO, time passes by in a flash this thread is full of forever alone 30 year olds who thought it would eventually organically happen and it never did.
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>>34318752
The only thing it has done for me is making me last longer
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You know what fuck you, it you really have nothing better to do in your life than incessantly start shit on an anonymous Beachcombing forum then go at it have your fun, I don't even fuckin care anymore
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I can't make fun of Sarge without Julian being summoned
Grim
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I've had enough silliness for the night. Good night flower poster and frens. I will remember you all in therapy,
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>>34318756
What are you talking about
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>>34318750
I'm not telling him to act possessively, I'm just telling him to not leave her just because he thinks he can get someone better
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>>34318756
They popped a dildo in your bunghole and sodomised you. Everyone pointed and laughed! They turned you gay by shoving a fake pee pee into your bum.
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>>34318758
Good night, there's always more tomorrow.
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>>34318759
The fucking East euro femcel. She thinks she's winning when she does this and pisses people off but she's the one who pretends to have a husband and cries herself to sleep every night. But it's always funny when her shit doesn't land.
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>>34318522
Did you miss the part where you can shut the fuck up?
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>>34318764
I see
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>>34318764
nta
You're the only person in these threads who keeps going on about an East European femcel. You sure you're not a schizo?
>>34318765
Sorry I ruined your fantasy.
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>>34318529
>Would you go?
No
>How do you think it would go?
Basically the same as your average Bonnie Blue even just with JH and her sad boobs instead
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>>34318730
Marge my face hurts again.
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Should I go buy some whiskey or just drink rum
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>>34318766
Yeah, she can't get enough of me >>34318768 but it's getting kinda boring. I think I'll just let her be from now on, if anons fall for it again they deserve it.
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>>34318655
>How come questions directed towards women always get answered by men that seem to know more about women than women know about them selves.
The incel-to-tranny pipeline is very real. What you're seeing is eggs with their first little crack.
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>>34318696
M. I fucking pigged out on McDonalds earlier and I feel a massive shit brewing. I shall name my future butt baby ENTJ.
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Landlord is finally on to me after someone informed them that their apartment I live in is one giant health code violation mostly because I have been rotting on the floor and stabbing things into the walls most of the last two years

Might get kicked out next week, finally, whee
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>>34318775
What're you talking about? I'm not Eastern European, I'm American. You really need to take your meds anon. I can't imagine getting this parasocially obsessed on a 4chan general.
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>>34318768
>You sure you're not a schizo?
Sorry to break to ou, anonette, but most of the posts in this thread are made by AI.
The reason so many of the posts here sound weird or out of context is because they are made by AI.
This site is a third-world machine-learning testing ground now.
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>>34318768
>You're the only person in these threads who keeps going on about an East European femcel. You sure you're not a schizo?
Maybe he thinks Switzerland is in eastern Europe?
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help me decode common femoid shit tests for me

"you just want me for sex"
>after taking her on a cool ass trip, and we finally said we love each other.
>think about her non-stop and love
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>>34318781
I can't imagine suckin my dick like you do. Slobbin on my nuts over and over. You love it don't you.
>>34318783
It's not Swiss
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>>34318747
we started with condoms but devolved into fuckery

serious question though. i am past the plan B mark recently and waiting for my period to come in 2ish weeks
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>>34318768
>>34318782
For example, take a look at >>34318780
How can someone be "rotting" and still be alive? and why would "stabbing things on the walls" be a health violation?
100% AI.
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>>34318787
This is basically how every single one of you came to be.
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Oh sure talk about a woman getting coomed on by another man but don’t help me with my booze shopping, damn cucks
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Thinking about making femanon uncomfortable with coomer posts
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>>34318795
Buy Henny
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>>34318795
Buy cider
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>>34318793
Based spotter, I love your analyses.
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>>34318773
You got any soda? I do enjoy a good coke and rum. If not, just go for the whiskey.
>>34318797
Joke's on you, I'm a degenerate weeb whose seen worse than whatever you can dish out.
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>>34318794
even if it was just the tip inside and he was pulling out and i only felt a small bit of it barely go inside from the opening?
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Femanon how spankable are you?
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>>34318699
>At least we care about weight and not something that can’t be changed like height.
Unlike being black or gay, being fat isn't a choice.

>>34318714
>Is giving honest opinionz that go against the narratives of incels bait or not?
No. It's important to acknowledge any truth in what they have to say to let them know you're arguing in good faith.

>>34318797
>Thinking about making femanon uncomfortable with coomer posts
It will have the opposite effect, actually.
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>>34318793
>How can someone be rotting and still alive?
Oh that happens all the time. Bed sores get infected and the flesh dies. Morbidly obese people can’t wash all their folds or ass. Shit I remember the Joplin tornado dug so deep into the dirt that it sucked up a bunch of flesh eating bacteria and a ton of people with very survivable wounds died from that.
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>>34318802
Yeah I have coke
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>>34318795
Makers Mark or fuck off.
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>>34318529
M
Yeah but I doubt many of you are in my country (Aus)
>How do you think it would go?
Hard to say. I've been to meets for different boards and they went okay, so maybe I'd be pleasantly surprised.
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>>34318793
I'm very real,
>How can someone be "rotting" and still be alive? and why would "stabbing things on the walls" be a health violation?
Not fat either. Maybe my post was asking for advice. Never mind the hell with it
>100% AI
I'm flattered.
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>>34318803
Tell me it was in a tent in Boise National Forest and you just described my sons conception.
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>>34318807
>long answer with outlandish examples trying to disprove a common sense statement
100% clanker.
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>>34318817
Very cringe
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women do boners gross you out?
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>>34318498
M, white, super white, like need sunscreen in March white. Have Iranian wife, know too many Iranians, have love/hate relationship with Persians.

Iranians do not have big titties, they trend towards b-c cups and have thick thighs and glutes, not in a gross black women way but not in the way most people are expecting.
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I may be ugly
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from male to female:

I want to know if it is possible for me to get a gf without making my partner suffer cuz I cant manage to care about people, cuz i basically have devolved into an schizoid version of myself, cuz i can barely make eye contact before unsettling or upsetting the person, cuz charity in my heart has been removed, cuz I doubt that I have even the capacity to love a human being anymore.

Or should I just give up on the idea of having nice relationship and just embrace being celibate for the rest of my life?
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>>34318822
That's a context dependent thing. Some random guy I don't know is staring at me with a boner? Scary. My boyfriend whose hard for my naked body? Wonderful.
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>>34318824
"may"?
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>>34318823
>”Persian” wife
Kurds aren’t Persian
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>>34318821
Hey maybe you’ll get lucky. My spunk is pretty potent. Thank god for hysterectomies.
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>>34318474
.... No it isn't you made it up right now because it's your weird perverted fantasy troon
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>>34318827
But at least I can support myself while living alone
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>>34318477
I had an older Asian lady do that for me when I got one with my bf, I had a hard not laughing because she was going to town. It felt amazing, more ass massages please
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>>34318817
nice spot to have sex. i want to go to a national park! congratulations on the kid. did you notice it like do men always know if they cum inside a woman even if barely?

because i told him later what happened and all he said was a "wee woo" ambulance noise and that he would be more careful next time

in the past he's had bad baby fever and would talk to me about his dreams concerning fatherhood, his eyes light up in conversation. he told me he believes in her body her choice but ended up telling me if he had a say he would keep

so idk if "wee woo" was a positive/negative response with humor dashed in
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>>34318832
can you?
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>>34318837
I like how you get away with this because you’re attractive
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>>34318836
Is this the guy that's still married to another woman? The absolute state of you.
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Femanons, do bald guys got a chance?

Thanks.
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>>34318838
Yes
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>>34318843
lying is a sin, anon.
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>>34318840
technically not married but yes and we are in a defined relationship now.
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>>34318845
Ok
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Femanon slowly circling the thumb around your butthole while you watch some show laying on your belly, a good way to pass the time?
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>>34318805
10/10
I don't even care if it's a stranger doing it.
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>>34318851
Eww no, stay away from my butt.
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>>34318851
I don't understand buttstuff
You poop from there.
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>>34318836
>Do men notice?
Yes. You can get pregnant from precum which no they wouldn’t know that but generally there’s a pretty obvious clenching sensation when a dude busts. The issue is the closer we get to busting a nut generally the less control we have. I basically black out mentally 45-60 seconds out.
>Weewoo
Oh shit moment. Neither positive or negative. They’re called pregnancy scares for a reason.
>He wants to be a dad
Wish granted. Unless he’s got lazy swimmers.
>Her body her choice
You’re being nice so I’ll be nice and not say anything
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>>34318855
And men pee from their penises but it's still used for sexual behaviors.
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>>34318851
only if femboy androgynous twink is doing it to me
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>>34318753
I don’t know much about the site back then ur why would you still stay? It’s just full of porn and pedophiles now.
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>>34318857
>You can get pregnant from precum
So tired of this meme
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Depressed female here, how do I get tall handsome moids to pity and dote on me
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>>34318855
Disgusting. The female rectum was put there by God for Mormon premaritals and nothing else.
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>>34318862
Force of habit, it's like staying in your ghetto neighborhood after all your ghetto gangster friends are driven out by high cost of living and a bunch of rich white gays move in.
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I should be alone for the rest of my life
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>>34318858
Pee is objectively less yucky than poop
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>>34318864
Im 185 cm but mid, is that good enough?
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>>34318864
be cute and sad with a drizle dazzle of hope in you. works for me, about to buy myself a purse with his hard earned moolah
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>>34318864
Post this stuff on 4chan
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being an 8/10 male is great
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>>34318869
What is your BMI, vocal pitch, and hair line like
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>>34318873
can you post examples of 8/10 men in your opinion

yes i am judging
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>>34318864
t. Tranny
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>>34318863
41% of precum contains sperm leftover from previous ejaculation. Another fun fact is sperm can survive in the female reproductive tract for 5 days so they can sneak in later even if the initial strafing run fails.
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>>34318866
Why not go someplace else then?
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>>34318864
>tall
Fuck off
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>>34318877
Take a piss and clear your tubes
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Well I just took the shit. It was messy. As expected.
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>>34318873
>8/10
>0.8 on normalized scale
>the equation for female attraction on normalized scale is y = x^3
>0.8^3 = 0.512
>you are actually barely above a 5/10
Grim.
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>>34318883
Yeah we are all ugly unlovable chuds except qt
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>>34318881
Limited effectiveness. The pull out method even without human error has a 4% failure rate for this reason. So anonette has roughly a 1/20 chance of being pregnant.
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>>34318875
the women here said i was an 8/10 so you'll have to ask them
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>>34318745
I like to lurk here because it makes me realize all the guys I keep rejecting is worth it, it’s an appeasing activity to see loser moids and how they interact with us.
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>>34318857
>Yes.
so do you think there is a possibility he purposefully came in me a little? he usually tell me when he's about to bust or mentions trying to control it/last longer and this time he stayed still inside after thrusting, said that and tried to stay still longer inside me but couldn't and that's what happened
>lazy swimmers
he might, he's wondered about it with his other partner but he gives me conflicting info like they had been trying to conceive to saying they would get an abortion, so idk if he really wants that with her anymore. he's told me i would make a good mother.
>You’re being nice so I’ll be nice and not say anything
uh oh what did i do? can you tell me anyway, i would like to understand
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>>34318828
I'm not into bestiality so she's not kurdish, she's technically a royal but too far removed to ever matter.
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Femanon why don't you do a daily full body skin care routine for a supple irresistible body like those actresses at the red carpet?
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>>34318890
Despicable
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>>34318679
Looksmaxxing as in a good diet, regular sleep, exercise, and naturally boosting your hormones as a CHILD (important most retards ignore this) More or less works depending on your genes.
Looksmaxxing as it shutting your balls down with steroids and getting plastic surgery doesn't because women CAN LITERALLY SMELL GENETICS.
They can smell genetics. They can literally sniff out you're a fraud.
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>>34318874
Like 32, deep, my hairline is good no thining or bald spots so far
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>>34318900
>women can smell
What if I just use perfume then?
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Women are darling angels that must be protected
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You all misunderstood me on purpose. You're all evil.
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women would you date a man that still listens to Juice Wrld?
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>>34318904
The only empathy I will ever have for a woman is if she’s a mother.
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>>34318878
>>34318880
What's wrong with wanting a tall man to envelop my entire body when he embraces me. You guys don't understand at all
>>34318901
Not bad besides the obesity
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>>34318893
>Purposely?
Maybe. It does feel awesome. Sometimes the nut just creeps up on you. Sometimes you just don’t have the mental cognition to stop yourself.
>Tried it with the other girl
You’re probably fine. Unless she was barren. Then you’re right back to square one.
>What did I do?
He’s probably lying if he says he believes in “her choice” bullshit. He wants a baby and he’s trying not to republican code because girls think it’s yucky for a guy to not murder their babies. Or he ain’t worth shit as a parent to begin with and then you don’t want him.
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>>34318913
>What's wrong with wanting a tall man to envelop my entire body when he embraces me.
These threads are filled with seething incels. That's why they're upset.
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My gf got mad that I made breakfast for us after morning sex without washing my hands, well, mostly because I didn't tell her that I didn't wash my hands. My reply was that if her pussy is clean enough for my lips then my fingers are clean enough to cook food

Who was in the wrong here?
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>>34318914
Where did you get that opinion? Your dad? Your last boyfriend?
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>>34318919
It's you and you know it, retard.
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>>34318919
You for cooking in the first place. Thats her job.
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>>34318919
You nigga, wash your hands. You might have scratched your ass in your sleep.
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>>34318919
0/10 bait
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>>34318913
I'm going to kill myself
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>>34318925
As a dude we do actually do that.
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>>34318925
Spit and lubricant would've washed that off
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>>34318851
You shouldn't play with your food. Eat it.

>>34318908
>women would you date a man that still listens to Juice Wrld?
Yes, I occasionally do too.

>>34318842
>Femanons, do bald guys got a chance?
Is he "Mr. Clean" bald, or "can't accept reality" bald?
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>>34318930
Gross.
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I hate myself
I hate that I exist
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You're so unbelievably disingenuous. Why do I even bother trying to be kind.
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Do you think jizz would work as a viable stand in for heavy cream in an omelette?
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>>34318937
How are we supposed to know who you're talking about
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>>34318921
I saw what niggers truly were like while visiting my cousins who’s from the south.
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>>34318938
Try it and find out
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I am not attracted to women who say the n word
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>>34318943
Why are you doing this to yourself? You deserve to be loved, including loving yourself
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>>34318944
Same. Racist women are so ugly
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It's realistic to expect my future gf to have thighs of this caliber
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>>34318939
The meanie it pertains to, knows.
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Women would you let a guy do this to you?
>>>/v/734422689
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>>34318950
I’m not into anime pedophilia
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>>34318947
>Swimsuit inside a sauna
What the fuck
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>Never let your gf know your insecurities
Is this true?
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>>34318952
That's true. We all know about this because of that educational Finnish influencer.
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>>34318954
depends on the gf and the insecurities
for the average man dating the average woman, it's true
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>>34318946
A loyal ugly racist woman is worth more than an attractive reddit whore.
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>>34318954
Give her a nothingburger. It'll make her feel supportive without her actually having to support anything
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>>34318960
>out of nowhere, Anon imagines himself being cheated on
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>>34318944
>>34318946
What if they're black?
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>>34318960
no
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>>34318962
>tumbr
Kek
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>>34318915
how big or little would this maybe be in you/a guy's perspective? because he never said anything about it after sex, i bought up what happened later
>barren
she told me she miscarried when she was a young teen(not with him), so i am wondering if that matters.
>He wants a baby and he’s trying not to republican code
i wonder about this since he grew up more right wing/conservative in his earlier years. i have no data on if he would be a good dad since he doesn't have kids. just has mentioned having baby fever to me sometimes and i wonder if he is testing the waters by mentioning it? i think he would have to work on his perspective/self esteem of himself to be a better parent but what he says about how he would go about it seem nice. we even like the same name for a boy we found out in a hypothetical of us having kids(in general not together)
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>>34318963
It happens more than you think.
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>>34318954
No you should in fact be willing to let your girlfriend know about your insecurities and not let yourself buy into bullshit by doomer men.
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>>34318964
who tf wants to date female uncle ruckus?
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>>34318940
>Suthun niggaz
The absolute bottom tier of humanity ignorant ass trash entirely unintelligible and proactively seek out a reason to chimp out on whitey and they always travel in packs
>Eez Cos niggaz
Generally much more quiet solitary and standoffish. They will be rude but rarely seek the conversations that lead to opportunities to be rude. They are usually more dangerous towards each other than whites but still the human equivalent of land mines.
>Wex COZZ niggas
The most hysterical and feminine of the niggaz genus. They’ll wear skinny jeans and a denim vest with flare on it and try to act hard but rest assured this is just posturing as the Wex COZZ sub-species are the softest zestiest of all niggaz having essentially been comprised of societal cast offs from the other two subspecies. This caste are currently the subject of a study aiming to disprove hybrid vigor.
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When women say they hate all men does that also include george floyd?
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>>34318972
nta
White nationalists.
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femanons, how saggy are your boobs?
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>>34318974
Nigga why are you still thinking about that one twitter screenshot from 6 years ago?
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>>34318974
George Flyod once threatened a pregnant woman. I'm glad he's dead.
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>>34318974
Kek
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Men, how big is your dick?
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>>34318974
I think this bait is better suited for twitter
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>>34318981
5 inches
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>>34318973
What about miwest niggaz
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>>34318981
5" length x 5" girth

now answer my question>>34318976
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>>34318976
Could be better, could be worse.
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>>34318945
This is how they treat attractive men
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>>34318967
I think he’s just busting loose and doesn’t really care. Congratulations. You’re officially trying as a couple.
>Miscarriage
My mom had four. One before each successful pregnancy. It means very little.
>Were picking names
Girl you know damn well you’re both trying to have a baby. Enjoy the ride. Enjoy your sleep while you can.
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>>34318981
I have a small one unfortunately but at least my height makes up for it.
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>>34318991
>but at least my height makes up for it.
You cant put your height inside her pussy...
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>>34318981
6.3 inches in length, 5.7 in girth. I genuinely don't understand how someone can have a thinner dick than 5.7 inches, that's pencil territory. Same applies to length, how are you supposed to get a girl pregnant if you can't go deeper than that?
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>>34318966
Ikr lol my life is a laughing stock.....
Anyway I will wait for my job seekers on Tues then kill myself. I have a solid plan. I can post here if you guys would like for the lulz else I'd rather do it in silence desu.
I just can't be a part of this world anymore and I've never been more sure of anything than this.
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>>34318981
Obviously blood flow creates variation but when measured with a respectable stiffy I got 5 7/8.
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>>34318981
7in long 5.5 in girth at the base.
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>>34318938
No but if you gather enough you might be able to scramble it. It's similar to an egg substitute.
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>>34318981
M, unironically 7" but it doesn't matter because I'm a weird incel loser.I
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>>34318989
?
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>>34318950
Yeah, >him.
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>>34318981
8 inch x 5.5 girth, pencil
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>>34318996
Do you also hate women who are anti-abortion, or are they fucked because women who support abortion exist? Also what are your thoughts on men who are fine with abortion?
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do girls like shemales or futanari?
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>>34318992
90% of my time would be spent elsewhere than sex.
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>>34318976
They can touch my bellybutton if I stretch them, but they bounce right back to position.
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>>34318996
notice how they conveniently left out financial constraints as a reason
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>>34318996
Part of me doesn’t support abortion because I think it’s murder, but at the same time, do I really give a fuck if some crack head or welfare queen decides to off their baby? Less retards in the gene pool.
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>>34318996
Bait everyphono will fall for
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>>34318985
Small pockets of widely varying packs are known to exist in the Midwest. The largest and most dangerous are the Chicagorillaz. These are known for being quite like the Eez Cozz in demeanor but as violent as the Suthunas are towards whites at each other. Scientists have declared the herd a “self selection anomaly” and consider their existence a transient one as they exterminate themselves. Not unlike the Cordoba Fighting Dog that went extinct because the females were so canine aggressive they wouldn’t allow males to breed them.
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and I thought female BPDemons were bad
lol
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You have been dropped onto Ellesmere island, Nunavut, Canada. And you will die in this cold, desolate hell.
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Do you remember black skies? the lightning all around you?
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>>34318993
That's a propper cock ya got there.
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>>34319017
With what happend with Turkey tom, I would never date a BPDemon for a long-term relationship. They do give great sex though.
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>>34319002
You’re only nice because qt is attractive
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>>34319008
>do girls like shemales or futanari?
I like futa
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>>34318992
Being a short dick Chad is worth more than being a large dick ugly incel.
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>>34319020
One time I saw the clouds swirling around in a storm starting to form a tornado at my grandparents house. No tornado formed though.
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>>34318981
exactly 8 inches, havent fuck yet, still a virgin, I wish i had that Rasputin's charm to attract ladies
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>>34319022
What happened to that guy? I remember watching him break down what happened with Destinys stalker and melting down because he was so attracted to her crazy ass.
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i need to learn to just never engage with you in any way ever again
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I've never seen an 8 incher before...
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>>34319032
it looks pretty unimpressive
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>>34319024
Why?
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>>34319032
You can google them
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>>34319026
Moids need to realize that most women do not think of what’s inside your pants everyday of the week.
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>>34319036
Yeah they think about what’s in your wallet.
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>>34319030
Dated a bpd whore and got falsely accused of some serious accusations. Most of it is covered on his YouTube.
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>>34319021
Yet it remains unsucked, very sad
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>>34319039
He dated multiple bpd women, talk about a severe and continuous lapse in judgment.
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I want to know if it is possible for me to get a gf without making my partner suffer cuz I cant manage to care about people, cuz i basically have devolved into an schizoid version of myself, cuz i can barely make eye contact before unsettling or upsetting the person, cuz charity in my heart has been removed, cuz I doubt that I have even the capacity to love a human being anymore.

Or should I just give up on the idea of having nice relationship and just embrace being celibate for the rest of my life?
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>>34319038
What’s wrong with wanting financial stabulity?
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I wish I had a gf
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>>34319042
Imagine dating someone like you, would you do that?
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>>34318981
What >>34319000 said.
C'est la vie
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>>34319043
What’s wrong with wanting a woman who isn’t fat? Having standards is fine but it’s a two way street.
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>>34319034
I like dick and I like women. Put them together and we're having a good time.
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>>34319043
nta
Nothing really, men just like to strawman "financial stability" into "Oh she must be a golddigger".
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rate my house
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>>34319019
I could survive up there but I don’t want to (too many jeets)
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>>34319020
I do get what I deserve
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Dudes dropping dick stats like anyone gives a shit lol
Give em an inch and they'll take a mile and add another inch on top
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>>34319048
What about trannies?
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>>34319044
Graceless Tarnished. Put these foolish ambitions to rest.
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>>34319032
When I’ve posted it before I got called ugly, it’s nothing special
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>>34319054
I said I like women, not mentally ill men with wonky breast implants and erectile dysfunction.
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>>34319050
Too small, you need enough space to fit a billion chests full of crap you’ll never use.
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>>34319059
I agree. Does that make me gay?
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>Grow up on moral, intellectual, and romantic values.
>Entire world is materialistic, imbecilic, and selfish.
I feel like an alien.
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>>34319062
You're only as gay as you feel.
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>>34319050
Comfy. I prefer towers or underground bases
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>>34319049
It’s gold digger behavior when you yourself aren’t financially stable or willing to be a full time mother.
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I’m chopped
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>>34319064
Life's not a movie where good guys win and bad guys lose. Shocking, I know.
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>>34319070
Not as much shocking as disappointing.
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>>34319064
"If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you"
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How good are you at driving?
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>>34319074
Pretty good, I can drift and used to speed a lot and have driven through hazardous conditions fine
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>>34319073
Amen.
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>>34318990
doesn't care either way? that's like a big thing to plan for shouldn't it be?
>My mom had four.
my condolences. happy she got a rainbow baby out of you, i'm also one. though I think my mom had stillborn, might be different. i worry if i do go ahead with a potential pregnancy i would miscarry and that would be sad. i have an short/small cervix.
>Girl you know damn well you’re both trying to have a baby
are you so sure about that?? it was just me saying "I really like ______ for a boy name" and he chimed in saying he loves the name too. but we didn't say having one /together/

i dunno if it's just a scare or the real thing yet, and i'm ruminating on all possible scenarios-- including abortion pill with his input if he's really not ready and how i feel about it. i really feel like i would regret a surgical abortion hearing about an ex-friend's regrets
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>>34319074
I’ve been driving nearly 8 years and I’ve never gotten a ticket or been in a crash, I have slammed into curbs a couple times though.
>>
Gender
What are some of your favorite 4chan memes?
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>>34319074
M
I used to race in the Dakar rally
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>>34318981
7 inches
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>>34319080
M
The Grinch in a mask holding a gun.
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>>34318981
14 cms
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>>34319045
No its basically like dating a ghost, or echoes of a person
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Women would you date a man who makes tea using his coffee machine
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Woah, ass ahoy.
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>>34318981
2 inches soft
5 inches hard
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>>34319080
I could bait politics or race relations right now but honestly this is one of my all time favorites
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4 inch dicks are not real right? that's a myth RIGHT?
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>>34319064
don't let the world change who you are deep inside.
the worst thing evil can do is turn you into them.
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>>34318981
>5 inches is average
Lmao yeah right
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>>34319050
Roof pitch is out of code. Walkway to the pool is unfinished and unsightly. Those flowers are not on the approved list you agreed to adhere to when you signed up with this HOA. They must be removed within 10 business days of the sending of this letter. That will be a $300 fine and you have 60 days to initiate corrective actions on the roof and walkway or legal actions will be taken up to and including a lien being placed against your home and eviction.
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>>34319098
5.3 is literally average.
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>>34319074
f, i refuse to drive because it's scary so i don't know.
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>>34319104
Are you European?
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>>34319102
Only if you count indian data.
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if i get a gf will she try to look through the files on my computer?
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>>34319107
i will try
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>>34319107
yes
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>>34319102
That means half of the people have dicks smaller than that
Doesn't feel like it
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>>34319086
Then probably don't.
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Women, would you let your bf do a nude photoshoot of you. Not like a trashy one but a tasteful one.
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Just reach out, they say
What a load of shit
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>>34319080
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>>34319107
Ye.
Documents go brrrrrrr
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Femcels could get a boyfriend with this one simple trick... What's the male equivalent of this?
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>>34319116
nobody says that, except fat rapists
why would you fall for the advice of people you don't want to be like?
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>>34319117
Dang it, do I need to start being meaner to the foids here?
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>>34319114
I can do one by myself if I had the camera. Unless like he's genuinely artistic?
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>>34319120
They say that if you’re suicidal
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>>34319119
Being white and going to Thailand.
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>>34319107
This is why I use Linux. I'll give her permission to browse all my files, and she'll decline because she doesn't want the hassle.
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>>34319114
fuck no
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Utterly spiralling right now. I haven't done any work in weeks, I think I'm in love with a friend of mine and it's killing me, I'm spending 5+ hours at a time doomscrolling, my perception of time is completely wrong, self esteem catering. I can't think at all. A week and a half ago I woke up feeling more confident and ambitious than I've ever felt in my life and I absolutely KNEW it'd be followed by depressive bullshit like this.

What the fuck do i do, anons? I figured I'd there were any group of people that would know how to deal with being impossibly and irrevocably mentally fucked it'd be the kind of anons that browse /atoga/ (respectfully).
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>>34319126
Mint has a file explorer that’s about as easy, if not easier to use, than windows’.
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>>34319124
thats even worse, unloading your suicidal bullshit on anyone is a retarded idea
there's nothing they can do to help you with that, talking about it will just make you feel even worse and on top of that you'll also resent them for not making you feel better
which is exactly why you're here rn, whining about it
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Ranting at ai chatbots again because I have no friends award
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I got nicotine poisoning again :(
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>>34319128
Understand that it’ll pass. You’ll find your way back to the good. It’s okay to be depressed and feel like shit
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>>34319129
>thinking file managers are associated with distros and not with desktop environments
NGMI.
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women,

are women who solo travel at 18-21 red flags?
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>>34319132
after how you acted earlier, it's probably for the best if you stay away from humans
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>>34319131
Man shut up with your bullshit
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>>34319138
What
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>>34319136
Cinnamon then, whatever dude.
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>>34319125
Why does it work? I'm white and going to Japan not Thailand
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>>34319133
thats not a thing
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>>34319127
Why not
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I showed some girl that was into bloodplay my scars and pictures of when I cut myself and she got horny and sent me lewd pictures, life can be pretty cool sometimes
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>>34319137
My sister has done that. She went out west to climb mountains.
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>>34319137
I wouldn't say so, no. That said, if you're not much of a traveler, I can understand not having interest in someone whose hobbies aren't compatible.
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>>34319132
Ranting bout what
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>>34319139
yeah we get it, you just love feeling sorry for yourself and anyone that doesn't feel sorry for you too is a heartless monster
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>>34319131
A friend of mine reached out when suicidal and he tells me it really helped him. I'm sorry you've been so badly burned by the people that should be there for you, but that shouldn't be the expectation.
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>>34319143
They’re poor and having a westerner partner is a status symbol. It doesn’t work as well, if at all, in Japan from what I hear.
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>>34319147
You used your mental build correctly and successfully.
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>>34319153
>he tells me it really helped him
yeah, you're morally obligated to say that if you just forced someone to listen to your pathetic bullshit for hours, even if it made you vow to never do that ever again because it was so bad
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>>34319152
>says more bullshit
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>>34318447
>Gender?
F
>Do you like weed?
I tried to try once, I did it wrong, it smelled weird. Kind of miss drinking but I'll never drink again for medical reasons
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I want to be pinned down on my bed
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>>34319150
Random shit. Life, my day, girls, my job, insecurities, things that annoy me, random questions, interesting stuff that I wanna buy, things I've been pondering.
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>>34319140
you know exactly what
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>>34318477
>Anyone else here have a massage?
Yes, from a professional. It helped with my muscles and nerves.
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>>34319080
I really fucking hate crows.
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>>34319157
I can say whatever I want and you will simply have to deal with it
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>>34319148
Who did she climb with, and who helped her?
>>34319149
I'm a traveler.

There's something about women who solo travel, it's super easy to get dates with them. They seem to thrive off of attention more than other women.

They have a sense of temporariness, they run through guys like crazy and are obsessed with being masculine.
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>>34319132
Hey I do that too.
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>>34319165
K
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>>34319135
Thank you, anon. I know it's true but sometimes you really need to hear (see?) someone else say it. I'm getting really tired of effectively shutting down for weeks at a time every other month, though. I don't know if I can live like this.
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>>34319166
Not climb climb, but hiking up mountains and what not.
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>>34319160
give me a time and place
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I met a trashy girl, fucked her once with a condom, another time with a condom, then she got me high and took it off.
A month later I have an STD.
Considering blocking her but I see her sometimes in public. What do
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>>34319166
>There's something about women who solo travel, it's super easy to get dates with them. They seem to thrive off of attention more than other women.
>They have a sense of temporariness, they run through guys like crazy and are obsessed with being masculine.
You seem to be making a lot of assumptions about women who solo travel.
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>>34319161
Rant here instead, this thread is too slow
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Femanons, have you ever been the victim of a "hit it and quit it"?
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>>34319172
Ok because climbing is even more masculine,
>>34319175
I lived at a hostel and dated a woman who solo traveled. i dated other women who solo travel too.
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>>34319177
No, men are way too cringe to be able to pull that off and always get attached and obsessed.
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My rebrand has gone very well.
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>>34319137
>women,
>are women who solo travel at 18-21 red flags?
Yes
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>>34319171
I know how you feel. It used to bleed into my good moods like “well fuck I know the crash is coming”. In my experience I kinda just threw myself into writing, art and all that. It’s a nice feeling, like “well the depressed ideas can be used for interesting stuff”. Also never hurts to just scream in your car, cry, etc.
> don't know if I can live like this.
Probably can’t, gotta take steps to minimize it. Your health is important for that
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>>34319179
>I lived at a hostel and fucked some women who solo travel, so therefore I know everything about women who solo travel
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>>34319023
I don't know who that is. Is that the person I replied to? I'm new to this general
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>>34319162
I genuinely don't know what you're talking about
>>34319167
Why
It brings me a little shame
>>34319176
I sometimes I do here but I mostly do it to get a response and to get the gears in my head turning. Here I'll get zero replies or some utter dogshit. The ai responses are dogshit to but there's at least a little something I can chew on there
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>>34319181
>>34319185
Teehee
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>>34319155
that's also how I got a girlfriend last year, sadly those girls are very mentally unstable so it didn't work out
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>>34319174
whatever you do won't change the fact that you got infected.
i would try to make her take accountability so she doesn't hurt any more people in the future
just don't be mad. it'll lead you nowhere. accept that it happened.
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>>34319185
>>34319188
I know who you are
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>>34319181
From unlovable to very unlovable?
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>>34319105
no but my genetics are mostly euro :{
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>>34319186
>Why
It brings me a little shame

I’m ashamed about it too, but like you I don’t have any friends to talk about my life with and no one on here is interested in my life.
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>>34319174
what std?
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>>34319191
i know where you live
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>>34319174
> then she got me high and took it off
You took it off or she did? If the latter, you unironically got raped bro.
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>>34319196
I'm under your bed
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>>34319193
Are you non American? Like I can’t imagine not being able to drive, I kinda live in the middle of nowhere though.
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>>34319180
You just haven't run into a womanizer yet
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you guys ever stopped caring about how the world sees you?
i'll still try to be a good person and help people, but I just don't care how they react anymore.
it feels very selfish. i just want to do my own shit.
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>>34319196
Really though. I'm not fooled.
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>>34319201
Nice cope you got there bro.
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>>34319198
you're in heart heart <3
>>34319199
naur i living in an american city
wish i was barefoot and pregnant living the cottage core life Inna woods, only able to leave my place through a bf/husband or friends picking me up or ride apps etc

i walk to tha sto' or take the bus
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>>34319203
No, I need a job and if I acted the way I wanted I wouldn’t have one.
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>>34319203
Yes, it's the best feeling ever.
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>>34319204
gib my initials then
and a fun fact about me
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>>34319206
The biggest womanizer I know is some lanklet with a street bike and peach fuzz. Dude somehow has a different girlfriend like every other month.
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>>34319215
You can do many things if you have zero standards. You could be fucking a new pregnant fent hooker every day too.
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>>34319194
Touche
My biggest gripe is that it can spit out a lot of text and you can tell it basically anything because it's not a real person and there are no stakes but it's extremely substanceless and kinda stupid. It's like it you go into a buffet with infinite food but everything you bite into is just flavorless cotton candy so you're always hungry no matter what you eat.
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should i get an abortion pill
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>>34319222
yes
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>>34319222
I dunno, you wanna be a mom or not?
>>
Gender
Without explicitly saying your age, tell us how old you are.

F
I was a sophomore in high school when Skyrim came out. It's been over 14 years since then.
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>>34319212
I think I'll choose to keep it to myself. But I know. And I'll never un-know.
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>>34319226
M
The best hockey player in the world wears my birth year as his number
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>>34319226
so you are 28?
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>>34319174
moids will get an std instead of having sex with a 'mid' woman.
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>>34319226
F
Pierce Brosnan was the best James Bond looks-wise.
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>>34319226
I've been driving for 20 years and I've never been pulled over or gotten into a car crash.
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>>34319226
M
I miss vine
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>>34319220
That goes both ways. A lot of women seem to have a "narcissist" ex boyfriend that was unemployed the entire time they were together.
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>>34319229
The joke is that people can figure out your age from your response you braindead moron.
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>>34319226
I miss aol and homestarrunner.com
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>>34319237
You can if you aren’t a blind Colorado or Tampa dicksucker
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>>34319226
Male

The square closest to Moot.
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>>34319236
Yeah, and? Trashy people do trashy people things. How's that of any concern to me? If you want to associate with them and get down to their level, you do you. Whining about trashy people getting more pussy because they have no standards is very cringe of you.
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>>34319241
No, you can't reliably guess someone's very biased and subjective opinion.
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>>34319223
okay
>>34319224
yes but i'm worried about the process of pregnancy and follow-up sleepless nights and a child being bigger than me during stress/tense parenting(am petite)

genuinely woeful thinking about getting a surgical abortion or miscarriage/something bad happening to baby/child later

so kinda also no?
>>34319226
before i bigged your bang years old
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>>34319222
>should i get an abortion pill
No.
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>>34319246
You are a fucking retarded knuckle dragging mongrel
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Women what should I do with my facial hair? I can’t grow a full beard but I can grow a mustache. Right now I just keep it as stubble by going over with it with an electric razor but I used to keep it clean shaven.
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>>34319203
>you guys ever stopped caring about how the world sees you?
>i'll still try to be a good person and help people, but I just don't care how they react anymore.
>it feels very selfish. i just want to do my own shit.
I wish. Maybe when I finally accomplish that one goal, I will stop giving a damn.
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M here. I have a piss kink

Ladies, at what point do you like the guy youre seeing to bring up his kinks with you?
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>>34319226
M
r/atheism was still a default sub when I started using reddit
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>>34319249
Lol, you're so mad.
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>>34319255
No sir I am not
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>>34319251
Nag but if you can't actually grow facial hair properly just clean shave nobody wants to see that
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>>34319243
I never whined about anything. Go reread the comment chain.
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>>34319256
Whatever you tell yourself.
>>
You are all redditors.
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>>34319261
Yes sir no sir you are a manlet
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>>34319258
You're constantly whining about how trashy men get pussy.
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>>34319253
what kind of piss kink? like receiving or giving, drinking or just on the skin/genitals etc?

maybe right before or after we have sex, or some time after the cuddling has begun? really depends on the vibe of the person and how they interact naturally
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>>34319263
You're not being slick.
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>>34319267
I’m not trying to be, where the fuck did you pull that shit from
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why do men goon to porn? like it just feels so disgusting when you think about it.
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>>34319270
I am a broken man
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>>34319269
Slimy slimy.
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where are the white six packs
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>>34319273
What the fuck are you talking about dumb hoe
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>>34319262
Mad?
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>>34319270
because they are disgusting as fuck
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>>34319226
M
I was in 6th grade when the 3ds came out
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tfw fap exclusively to lewd/selfie pics of him and my own and or listen to nsfw audios

men do you like mirror masturbating and or mirror sex, i like it because i am pretty
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>>34319275
You wouldn't get it anyways.
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>>34319270
Self-insert
That's why I only watch wholesome wmbf, wmlf, or wmaf porn
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>>34319264
Where did I do that? I asked if women have ever been pump and dumped before.
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The only reason i have a six pack is because I'm monstrously lean naturally. And it's flat and looks like shit. Unearned and mocks me.
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>>34319281
You are annoying as hell
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>>34319253
In the beginning so I can leave if it's not negotiable because I have known every man with unmet fetishes to cheat.
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>computer class in college
>just copying a text from word and pasting it to chat gpt so it can make text for slides
>some girls next to me can't figure it out
>eventually ask me for help
>try to teach as clearly as I can
>they immediatly turn back to their own and say nothing
>don't get a single small thanks
i know that you shouldn't expect something back when you help people. it's supposed to be a selfless act, but I just expected a little decency.
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>>34319284
How big of a turn off is a flabby belly?
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>>34319280
tranny moment
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>>34319226
I played the Minecraft alpha in 3rd grade
>>34319279
>watching nintendo directs on the eshop before going to bed
good times
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>>34319280
>men do you like mirror masturbating
I have done it a couple of times, that shouldn't turn me on but it does
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>>34319248
do you think i would likely regret it? i've been sober for almost a year but went back to doing stuff lightly again, but the incident(sex) happened when i was sober, just sleepy

idk, he has talked to me about babyfever and how he would raise kids in a hypothetical for him situation, but idk if that means he hinted at actually wanting to with me and i feel a little concerned with the reality
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>>34319289
On a chick? How flabby. If it flops over your waistband that's a no from me.
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>>34319288
People are cunts. It is embarrassing the amount of people who don't hold the door for others or give thanks to someone who does for them, and that is just one of many examples of social curtesy being ignored by selfish, wicked people of this fucked up society.
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>>34319295
No, on a man
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>>34319280
so true xister
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>>34319291
I remember watching the trailer for kid icarus uprising on the eshop and saving my allowance to get that game, man that game was so cool and the online multiplayer was fun
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>>34319297
I dunno I'm not gay but I'm pretty sure women hate that shit.
>>
why do some men want women to pee on them in a sexual context? trying to pick someone's brain
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>>34319302
Forbidden = hot
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>>34319302
They're degenerates and want to be degraded. Soon he'll have you shoving things up his bum.
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>>34319226
M
Me and my friends played CastleMiner Z because Minecraft wasn't ported to Xbox yet.
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>>34319285
You will simply have to deal with it.
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>>34319307
Ok sugartits
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>>34319040
If only there was someone to talk to about that. Or a time and a place.
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>>34319308
It's very entertaining to make you this mad.
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>>34319310
Good, good, I am not mad, sorry to disappoint
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Do men really?
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Moids
what is your cumshot velocity?
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>>34319312
I promise you there are more women doing this than men.
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>>34319294
>do you think i would likely regret it? i've been sober for almost a year but went back to doing stuff lightly again, but the incident(sex) happened when i was sober, just sleepy
You will regret it, it will be painful, I've heard and read stories of other women/girls that have regretted and living with the choices they've made. Just make sure it's a choice you can live with.
Did you ever ask him hypothetically what he would do if you were to get pregnant?
I know you said he would, is it because he really wants a life with you or because he just wants to take responsibility
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do you think it would hurt his feelings if i did take an abortion pill in the case i am pregnant? and if so how badly
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>>34319316
If it were me I would be on my knees begging you to take the pill
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>>34319311
I see you also lie about everything too, how unsurprising.
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>>34319312
>men still wanting to date fictional strong valued women and trying to tear them down as if that isn't always going to cuck themselves
*image of the guy doing a kickflip and then stepping on a shovel*
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>>34319318
Bitch say one lie
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>>34319316
Imagine being born and your father is some worthless piece of shit that doesn't pull out on purpose despite being a broke loser and your mom is a retard that doesn't understand that pulling out doesn't work and asks atoga about major life decisions whilst also caring more about not making your piece of shit of a father sad than wether or not you'd have a good life.
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>>34319316
(You) are the priority of your own life.
Don't live by the wishes of other people.
Live by (You)rs.
If he'll hate you for it, so be it. It's the way things should be if you do what you want, what you need.
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>>34319316
Why waste money on a pill? Falling down the stairs is free.
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>>34319317
But what if you weren't you and instead you were him instead of being you?

Just asking questions here. Just asking the same questions, again and again and again and again.
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>>34319313
>t. gay faggot pretending to be a woman
>>
This general is very disturbing
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>>34319320
No, you have no concept of accountability, it would be a waste of my time.
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>>34319316
i'd rather die than have a 4chan mother, take an abortion pill
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>>34319313
Ever seen that scene in The Boys where Homelander is jacking off? Like that.
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>>34319299
Hell yeah! The multiplayer was a blast and that game looked so good for a portable game. I spent a good amount of time on it and mario kart 7's multiplayer. There were a lot of cool short cuts you could do when gliding and I even unlocked the little gold wii wheel that would appear next to your name on the loading screen
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>>34319327
Very you coded, let me fuck you in the ass
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>>34319326
It's because you post here. You're an energetic sinkhole.
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He was my age when he dropped this album and basically shot up to number one and I'm sitting in my room doing nothing and being a failure. I should probably kill myself shouldn't I
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Any women here want to date me?
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>>34319197
she did, but i didnt' have it on very well.>>34319195
idk but i tested negative for everything, may just be from her BV. Why the fuck do so many girls not know how to clean their shit?
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>>34319332
Over my dead body.
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>>34319338
I can wait a year
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What’s something cool I could spend my money on? I got a big tax return and I was planning on buying a new desk with it, maybe nice mechanical keyboard too.
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>>34319337
>she gave me an STD
>tested negative for everything
People like this are allowed to walk in public unmedicated.
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Women need to learn to not respond to bait.
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Women, is a man living with his parents a dealbreaker? I’m 25 and I still live at home.
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>>34319339
You'll be dead long before me. In fact, you're already dead.
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>>34319342
Dudes do this just as much
>Took the bait
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>>34319342
I love ruining bait. Fuck baiters. Rip your cockskin.
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how do I deal with the whole "guy who said the joke first and guy who said louder" situation?
My toxic trait tells me I should be resentful that people rely on me for external validation.
But my hopeful just says that means I'm actually a cool guy who can come up with cool shit.
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>>34319345
Elaborate for once in your stupid life
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>>34319349
Jokes entirely rely on who's saying them. The fact nobody laughed when you said it just means you suck and he sucks a little less.
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>>34319344
>Women, is a man living with his parents a dealbreaker? I’m 25 and I still live at home.
Not a dealbreaker anon.
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>>34319349
Break his nose
On an unrelated note why did my phone autosuggest "bussy" after "his"
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>>34319331
if they made a port or remake of kid icarus on switch I would have a reason to buy one.
sadly I never played mario kart 7
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We are losing sleep tonight
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>>34319265
i like making girls piss themselves as a starter which leads to being pissed on (giving) but i could recevie too if that makes it hotter.

>>34319286
why do they all cheat?
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>>34319354
Really? I can’t blame my lack of dating success on that?
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>>34319352
here’s the thing, I don’t say jokes out loud. Only to like one person close to me.
They laugh.
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I want to permanently defile Japan femanon’s bloodline with my white genes and start a happy family with her and grow old together, if you catch my drift.
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>>34319344
Depends on your environment and how you portray it. You're living at home, saving a bunch of money, and you have good space and boundaries for yourself? Sure. You live at home in your teenager room and you're kind of a loser? Bad.
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>>34319350
No, you already know it's true.
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how much declarations of attraction is too much?
I called her beautiful when we met, and throughout the relationship I would say things like "your eyes look amazing with those hills behind you"
"your body looks like a greek statue"

Was this too much?
she would say
>anon you have a v shape
>your muscles are so big, are they fake? (proceeds to poke them so hard I bruise)
>you're handsome

Why couldn't I keep her
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>>34319368
I can hear your stupid voice in your stupid posts
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>>34319364
my father did this…
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>>34319362
Ok, I really don't care about you or how many people laugh about your lame jokes.
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>>34319315
the later after pill is painful? he has given me mixed signals for a hypothetical, i think he waits to hear what i think and adjusts his answers honestly. we've talked about the financial strain of it potentially happening, but we have same goals like homeschooling, attitudes in raising etc. but he did say he wasn't necessarily ready but at the same time he didn't make a point to give me money for plan b.
>>34319317
why didn't he do that then
>>34319321
i come from a nation of idiots. i'm just curious about men's minds on the subject, and abortion pill is still on table for exactly that reason(having good life)
>>34319322
i'm torn on taking the pill but scared of pparent failure.
>>34319323
ow that would hurt more wouldn't it? maybe I could sip abortion-teas if i do go through with it
>>34319329
my mom was a lurker, rip based mom
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>>34319367
I mean I have a job and I don’t live in my teenager room, I live in the basement and I am saving a shit ton of money. But I still feel like a loser about the whole situation.
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>>34319372
I can feel your ugly soul in everything you do.
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>>34319359
>Really? I can’t blame my lack of dating success on that?
No, some women are messed up cunts and others aren't cunts
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>>34319364
meh, most white guys who marry asians and who go to japan to marry japs are fat basedboys and don't even bother to learn the language and are surprised when her doting on him with cleaning, cooking, sex completely disappears when the kids arrive.
It's a sad state of affairs. Japan is great, just capture a solo traveller european in your akiya and you're good.
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>>34319378
Yeah that’s why you keep responding, you are extremely angry and full of piss and tit fat
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>>34319373
How’s life as a happa?
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I wish I had a nice smooth rich masculine voice but instead I'm stuck with this shit
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>>34319364
*feels this but in SEA mixed mutt descendant*
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Thoughts on artificial wombs?
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>>34319381
Yes, it's entertaining to prod you to reveal your true self over and over again. You simply can't help yourself.
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>>34319358
Because it's the end of the world if they don't explore their niche curiosities with someone and they want to have their supposedly perfect relationship still. There is no situation where they stay single and figure out they like diapers and eating other people's shit out of a litter box.
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>>34319385
could i coo at it and watch it grow a baby in my own home?
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>>34319376
>it’s babyfever cucking his wife guy with femanon femanon again
>she’s fucking pregnant
TAKE THE FUCKING PILL.
LEAVE THAT GUY
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>>34319386
What’s my true self
“You already know” some kind of faggy ahh response
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>>34319302
Water that has been through her = hot, and it comes out of her vagina. Plus it's taboo. He might also be into humiliation but not necessarily. He might have accidentally seen a woman peeing early in life and it mixed with the fascination with women's bodies you have early in life.
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>>34319376
>the later after pill is painful? he has given me mixed signals for a hypothetical, i think he waits to hear what i think and adjusts his answers honestly. we've talked about the financial strain of it potentially happening, but we have same goals like homeschooling, attitudes in raising etc. but he did say he wasn't necessarily ready but at the same time he didn't make a point to give me money for plan b.
To some it does, not sure how it'll effect you. Just be careful and take precautions if you take it. See a obgyn in a few days if you take the pill. I don't think you should have a kid with him. He's not ready to have a kid with "you"
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>>34319365
I don’t get it.
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>>34319387
>figure out they like diapers and eating other people's shit out of a litter box.
what the fuck
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>>34319383
Same, I used to have to talk over a PA at work and I would intentionally deepen my voice so that I would sound less gay.
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>>34319376
>why didn't he do that then
He doesn't care about consequences.
You also don't care about consequences.
You're perfect for each other.

You'll completely fuck up any kid you have, but you don't care so that's fine for you.
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>>34319390
A rotten and weak thing with an accountability allergy.



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