I usually fart into soft fabrics to mute the sound, but i have been noticing that the fabrics smell very very bad after repeated farting, as though they are permanently absorbing the flatulence.Can it be possible to stain fabric with farts? Metaphysically speaking, to "stain" the blanket or pillow with an odor?I have always had dedicated fart pillows and farting blankets, and now I feel as though I have no recourse except to either permanently odorize the farting fabrics, or sit on the floor and push the fart into the carpet as a last resort
>>34328705I don't think so. Otherwise every restaurant chair would smell like farts. Can you notice a shit stained couch cushion for that matter? You flip the cushion and nobody ever knows there's shit stain on the underside of it.
>>34328705>Can it be possible to stain fabric with farts?Yes. Odor is a molecule being detected by receptors in your nose. If a material is impregnated with these molecules, it will release them slowly, they will drift to your nose and you will detect them.
>>34328705Wash the goddam blanket once in a while. And spray chair fabrics with Fabreze
>>34329672NOOOOdo not fart into fabrics & then mask the smell with fabreze, please, for the love of godthere's not really an easy solution- try to fart less, maybe have a different diet or lifestyle- wash things regularly- minimize the number of things you need to wash, don't use too many fabric things
