Yesterday, my girlfriend nearly caught me redhanded while masturbating to porn yesterday. She came home earlier than I expected and I didn't have time to hide the laptop, and get dressed in time. As she walked into my room I was only wearing pants, no shirt. She could obviously tell I was very startled and doing something fishy.I didn't admit to what I was doing, but seemingly she thinks I was hiding someone in the wardrobe, or I was talking to someone, in some form or another cheating on her in real life.she then brought up that she doesn't know the password to my phone (even though I told her in the past, but she was too lazy to remember it or something) while I know hers and other things.So this then made me wonder about a lot of big subjects, such as is having a relationship even worth it? After all, you are always but one stupid decision away from blowing it all up and it will have been all for nothing. I feel I am once again at that point and things will never be the same. So assuming that your girlfriend or wife could at any point catch whatever you are doing, this means you can basically not store anything compromising on your devices, should always only run incognito mode for everything, go throught the long list of potential trans such as clipboard history, personalized typing and many other pitfalls in your phone and computerlife is ultimately pointless and in the digital age everything is very complicated, like what about data management, backups, cloud backups, subscriptions, and then when you die its all locked up and not accessible anyway and it will just vanish after the subscription runs out.tldr: shit is fucked up if you really think about it
>>34330004>Yesterday, my girlfriend nearly caught me redhanded while masturbating to porn yesterday.Did this happen yesterday?
>>34330004>girlfriendIf she isn't your wife she has no business snooping at your stuff, if you're really bothered by it. She could leave you any day, the point of girlfriends is evaluating the wife potential.You're not comfortable with her, she's not understanding, so leave her. Next time, discuss things beforehand. And stop giving a fuck about privacy anyway, everyone knows your shit nowadays so that shouldn't worry you unless you're doing something illegal (in which case you should stop it)
>>34330004Welcome to relationships with women. Privacy doesn't exist when you're around a woman, it never has. The way it goes is this:Men keep secretsWomen seek secretsMen love making secrets, and women crave to find out about them. It's been like this since humans learned to talk. You can never keep a secret from a woman, not for long. They always find out in the end.
>>34330004>go throught the long list of potential transFreudian slip?
>>34330386Lmao not OP but I noticed that too. I love auto detect words on phones nowadays, it acts as a Fruedian slip machine. It saves the most common spelling for "t r a " and fills it with "trans". Cuz it's what OP types a lot apparently. Though prob doesn't mean OP faps to trannies. Could be he just really likes to shit on them online
>>34330004>its fucked up that i live such a degenerate life that I feel the need to hide it from everyoneno its not, thats an appropriate reaction to doing degenerate stuff.>i have a girlfriend and still complain about it, even though many here don't even have that.ouch. or you could just stop watching porn. that way there's nothing to hide and you can finally relax.
>>34330004Is it fun to watch other men have sex? I think it's gay.
>>34330396OP here, I noticed it too, I wanted to type "traps" and used a computer keyboard.p and n are not close to eachother on the keyboard but traps and trans mean the same thinggo figure
>>34330516I was watching a whore showing off her perfectly sculpted ass, it was not a sex video, just pussy and ass show
>>34330378>Welcome to relationships with women. Privacy doesn't exist when you're around a woman, it never has.is it really worth it then? especially for a person who values privacy
>>34330363>And stop giving a fuck about privacy anyway, everyone knows your shit nowadaysyou are fucking crazy
>>34330004>Yesterday, my girlfriend nearly caught me redhanded while masturbating to porn yesterday.>I didn't admit to what I was doing, but seemingly she thinks I was hiding someone in the wardrobe, or I was talking to someone, in some form or another cheating on her in real life.do you live somewhere where there is a strong social stigma around masturbation or something? i could imagine it being a bit awkward to walk in on your spouse masturbating, but all of my partners have known that i occasionally masturbate when alone (especially for extended periods) and none of them have ever had a problem with that. the concept of letting your gf/wife suspect you of cheating rather than just owning up to jorkin it is kinda crazy to me
>>34330940I would think her reaction means she can hardly even entertain the notion of doing something so pathetic and there should be a more nefarious explanation for it
>>34330004>Yesterday, my girlfriend nearly caught me redhanded while masturbating to porn yesterday. How is that a problem? You're not dating a crazy bitch, right?
>>34330004Kek, watching porn is so unattractive. Imagine what you look like while you hunched over your computer in your cheeto stained pajamas, staring a screen furiously jerking yourself. Ick. Be grateful there exists a female who deigns to find you attractive or at semi not-repulsive enough to be willing to touch you without recoiling.Anyway, you're mental. I was at a friend couples house recently and they literally had porn dvds lying around out in the open. Does it even occur to you that it's possible to have a romantic relationship with someone who isn't your frenemy you hide secrets from? It's entirely possible. I mean if you're going to watch porn then don't keep it a secret. Plenty of women don't mind, or will even watch with you.But my main point is males should feel ugly and ashamed when they watch porn. I don't even care about morality or cheating or whatever. It's gross. Nobody wants to think about you jerkin it to porn.
Why don't you fuck your gf instead
>>34330225nigger you could just say that you were really horny and was masturbating. she could then help you out. my girlfriend loves pleasuring me and if yours isnt then something is wrong in your relationship
>>34330004>life is ultimately pointless and in the digital age everything is very complicated, like what about data management, backups, cloud backups, subscriptions, and then when you die its all locked up and not accessible anyway and it will just vanish after the subscription runs outUnless you pass it down to others. Then it's on them to pass it down to even more others, for they will eventually die too.What does that even have to do with the original topic of oopsie got caught wanking!!1! Time to descend into a porno where the woman tries to supercede the porno, into a pornoception metaporn
>>34330004Imaging jurking it to corn while having a gf. You guys are absolute fags. How do you even get a gf being a full blown coomer degenerate? Bro, go fuck your gf with your vagina penis
