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Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)19:53:07 No.34331513

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Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)19:53:07 No.34331513

I'm considering going on a (((dating app))) again. I tried Tinder and Umatch, with premium on both. On Tinder I got one match, 5 likes, and on Umatch I got fucking nothing. On Tinder I put in that I was autistic in my bio, and Umatch I put it as well, and right wing at the politics option on my profile. I'm also going to fraud my height from 1.75 cm to 1.80cm this time.

What do you all suggest? Umatch or Tinder?

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:10:43 No.34331534

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:10:43 No.34331534

UMatch looks like total shit.
>fraud my height
Do it.
>put autistic in my bio
Fucking retard. Just don't be autistic.
>right wing politics
You fucking idiot you're cucking yourself from the start. I am 32 and the women I've fucked have all thought I was liberal. Worth it for the pussy. I have conservative female friends but I'm not risking politics when trying to get laid.

Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)20:28:32 No.34331569

Anonymous 03/11/26(Wed)20:28:32 No.34331569

>>34331534
>UMatch looks like total shit.
So should I go on Tinder?
>Fucking retard. Just don't be autistic.
Thought I'd get nicer more wholesome girls that way. And the incel wiki says to put it there.
>Just don't be autistic.
Masking is a death sentence.
>You fucking idiot you're cucking yourself from the start. I am 32 and the women I've fucked have all thought I was liberal. Worth it for the pussy. I have conservative female friends but I'm not risking politics when trying to get laid.
I'm more so trying to get a girl than to get laid.

Real a$s niga
03/11/26(Wed)21:05:44 No.34331659

Real a$s niga 03/11/26(Wed)21:05:44 No.34331659

>>34331569
>the incel wiki says to put it there.
Based

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)14:27:35 No.34333793

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)14:27:35 No.34333793

bump

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)15:30:56 No.34334012

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)15:30:56 No.34334012

>>34331513
Tinder should be your main one - you can still use both and I'm pretty sure tinder has a University mode

>On Tinder I put in that I was autistic in my bio, and Umatch I put it as well, and right wing at the politics option on my profile

I know you're retarded but you don't need to announce it on Tinder - you should take both that shit out of your bio and first try to sound normal
then after that you can work on looking and sounding like a normalfag and not a complete faggot
try to make sure you don't look like a splerg in your images either

also I'm pretty sure for tinder you don't have to put a height in and you'll have people do a 360 and walk away when they see you're 5cm shorter than expected - either leave the height or only fraud to something you can pull off irl (+-2cm on your height, shoes with taller heels/soles etc.)

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)13:29:04 No.34336959

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)13:29:04 No.34336959

last bumpo

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)16:29:52 No.34337541

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)16:29:52 No.34337541

>>34331513
>On Tinder I put in that I was autistic in my bio, and Umatch I put it as well
where do you live? this gets you no matches nigga
>I'm also going to fraud my height from 1.75 cm to 1.80cm this time
LMFAOOOO

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