How the FUCK do you start conversations with women at the gym. What do you say?
you're meant to follow them out of the gym and approach them when they're alone you silly goober
>>34331535You don't. They're at the gym to stay in shape for Chad or Tyrone, not you.
>>34331535Ask for their onlyfans
>>34331535go up to them and say "hi, i noticed you've got a fat ass and nice titties, mind if you fart on my face some time?" 9/10 times they'll say yes and then you have sex with them in your car.
>>34331535Hey, I’ve seen you here a bunch, what’s your name?
>>34331720This is the right answer OP
>>34331558this
>>34331720This is the only correct answer ITT
>>34331535>get close to them>fart loudly>look at them and say, "Sorry, I can't control myself when I see such a beautiful girl. What's your name, baby?"
>>34332744This is how I met my second wife
>>34331535>Holy fuck that's a lot of weight on the bar bucko! Are you a powerlifter? Your shoulders are so broad!
>>34332746Why do you have two wives? Are you a muslim?
>>34331535"Hi"
>>34332753I don't have a wife, all I have is a string of divorces
>>34331535>how many sets left?>are you using this machine?
>>34336075>"Hey! what the hell are you doing in the women's bathroom?"
>>34331535I LIKE YOUR ASS
When I go to the gym, I don't want guys approaching me for two reasons. First, I'm there to work out. Second, I'm a lesbian, but at the same time I don't want women approaching me either.I take working out very seriously because of health issues when I was younger. I don't like distractions while I'm working out.
>>34336176We weren't looking for dyke opinions
>>34336180But you got one anyways.
>>34331535Watch for which machine she's been waiting for. If the person there before didn't clean the seat or whatever, offer her a pack of wet wipes to clean off those nasty gym cooties before she sits her beautiful rump down. Worked for me but we didn't stay together for unrelated reasons (her evil family)
>>34336180Personally I was looking for the opinion of a lesbian
>>34336189You're getting sex from me anyway. Even if you're not looking for it.
>>34336217Glad I could help.>>34336218That's your hand, dude.
>>3433153595% of women at the gym are mid or ugly and not worth bothering with. The stacies, very few usually if any, will be there in their leggings fishing for attention. You can say whatever you want, if she is below you she will be receptive, even if you tell she is ugly or to fuck off she will be into you no matter what you say. The stacies don't give a fuck about you and just want attention, you looking at them or trying to talk with them. Vile creatures either way.
