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I wanna join the US military but I have a lot of self harm scars. The cutting scars on my arm are too blatantly SH to lie about, so I'm hoping they'll give me a waiver for that, but I have some more recent stab wounds on my right foot and leg from a year and a half ago that I wanna lie about. What's a good way to explain like 4 minor stab wounds between my foot and my knee?
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>>34332060
Are you breathing?
Will you take orders?
Will you make good cannon fodder?

They'll take you
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>>34332782
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

Almost every job on the Navy website isn't combat related tho idgi...

>>34332908
Military is unfortunately full of minorities, you know. Idk if they look like that but I'll look into it.
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They'll find a way. The US military has never been too strict. Your chances are even better with what's going on in geopolitics right now. If you were in the UK it would be a lot different.
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>>34332060
Don’t worry OP the military still loves to take trans people, all the fags Obama and Biden appointed didn’t just magically disappear. You’ll get a cushy position and become an NCO in no time while the straight white men are sent to do the dying.
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>>34332060
If you're going to join the military, wouldn't being a masochist be a good thing? You're going to be dying for Israel anyway.
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>>34332060
If you've got a history of mental health issues, I get that you want to fix your life, but the military will make it worse. I mean besides the fact you'll be defending the interests of a pedo banking cabal, the army is deliberately organized to create dysfunction, make soldiers borderline crippled from all the exercise, and neglected if they have service-related issues. It's just a bad environment dude, all the channels telling you to join are people who happened to manage through it, it is otherwise a big risk. Just get a chill job in retail, tough it out for a bit, then pay for some schooling, like HVAC training, an insurance license, etc.
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>>34333382
I am a straight white male.
>>34334331
I'm tired of retail I need a change. I'm a NEET now but I can't go back to that. I actually want to be a slave because I don't like making decisions.
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>>34333220
Nice. Do you know anything about the current state of the FFL? Just wondering. Always thought that was cool as a ouiaboo.
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Update: Navy recruiter said "I cut myself because I was bored" makes me sound crazy and is bad. He told me a girl was molested and cut and they let it pass. So I should lie and say I was molested? Really? We found my bicycle accident story for my leg to be sufficient, so that answers the OP. I can say the foot was something else.
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do you really want to be sacrificed unto moloch? i mean this literally not figuratively.
you literally, unironicly are signing away your free will, your very essence, your soul away, to be passed through the fire (which is called holocaust) as a burned offering to the anti-deity
>>34334530
>I am a straight white male.
of course you are. the best (most yummy) souls for molekh, only. again, not memeing



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