I wanna join the US military but I have a lot of self harm scars. The cutting scars on my arm are too blatantly SH to lie about, so I'm hoping they'll give me a waiver for that, but I have some more recent stab wounds on my right foot and leg from a year and a half ago that I wanna lie about. What's a good way to explain like 4 minor stab wounds between my foot and my knee?
>>34332060Are you breathing?Will you take orders?Will you make good cannon fodder?They'll take you
>>34332782Yes.Yes.Yes.Almost every job on the Navy website isn't combat related tho idgi...>>34332908Military is unfortunately full of minorities, you know. Idk if they look like that but I'll look into it.
They'll find a way. The US military has never been too strict. Your chances are even better with what's going on in geopolitics right now. If you were in the UK it would be a lot different.
>>34332060Don’t worry OP the military still loves to take trans people, all the fags Obama and Biden appointed didn’t just magically disappear. You’ll get a cushy position and become an NCO in no time while the straight white men are sent to do the dying.
>>34332060If you're going to join the military, wouldn't being a masochist be a good thing? You're going to be dying for Israel anyway.
>>34332060If you've got a history of mental health issues, I get that you want to fix your life, but the military will make it worse. I mean besides the fact you'll be defending the interests of a pedo banking cabal, the army is deliberately organized to create dysfunction, make soldiers borderline crippled from all the exercise, and neglected if they have service-related issues. It's just a bad environment dude, all the channels telling you to join are people who happened to manage through it, it is otherwise a big risk. Just get a chill job in retail, tough it out for a bit, then pay for some schooling, like HVAC training, an insurance license, etc.
>>34333382I am a straight white male.>>34334331I'm tired of retail I need a change. I'm a NEET now but I can't go back to that. I actually want to be a slave because I don't like making decisions.
>>34333220Nice. Do you know anything about the current state of the FFL? Just wondering. Always thought that was cool as a ouiaboo.
Update: Navy recruiter said "I cut myself because I was bored" makes me sound crazy and is bad. He told me a girl was molested and cut and they let it pass. So I should lie and say I was molested? Really? We found my bicycle accident story for my leg to be sufficient, so that answers the OP. I can say the foot was something else.
do you really want to be sacrificed unto moloch? i mean this literally not figuratively.you literally, unironicly are signing away your free will, your very essence, your soul away, to be passed through the fire (which is called holocaust) as a burned offering to the anti-deity>>34334530>I am a straight white male.of course you are. the best (most yummy) souls for molekh, only. again, not memeing
