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Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)11:49:26 No.34336747

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Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)11:49:26 No.34336747

My dumb wife just told me that she didn't know that ants bite. How do I deal with the discovery that I married an imbecile?

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)11:56:15 No.34336764

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)11:56:15 No.34336764

all women are pretty fucking dumb. But conniving and evil. Treat them like children until they inevitably fuck you over.

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)11:58:16 No.34336767

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)11:58:16 No.34336767

>>34336747
Make her hold a handful of ants

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)11:59:16 No.34336771

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)11:59:16 No.34336771

>>34336747
I had a secondary thought, I once dated a woman who didn't think coyotes could look like dogs. I don't understand woman logic

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)12:00:37 No.34336774

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)12:00:37 No.34336774

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>>34336747
>How do I deal with the discovery that I married an imbecile?
realize that YOU are the one that didn't realize she was a fucking moron and you MARRIED her

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)12:05:02 No.34336778

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)12:05:02 No.34336778

>>34336747
Ants don't bite. They pee on you.
Make her sleep naked in an anthill.

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)13:33:07 No.34336967

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)13:33:07 No.34336967

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>>34336774
In retrospect, the warning signs were all there. She thought that fireflies were made-up fantasy creatures like pixies.

I ignore women
03/13/26(Fri)13:38:19 No.34336978

I ignore women 03/13/26(Fri)13:38:19 No.34336978

>>34336747
unforced error

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)14:19:20 No.34337122

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)14:19:20 No.34337122

Impregnate

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)14:28:24 No.34337160

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)14:28:24 No.34337160

>>34336747
Knowing that ants bite is a skill issue. I've lived in close contact with ants for a good portion of my life without worrying about being bitten or stung because they know that I'm the boss, and you don't bite the boss.

Real a$s niga
03/13/26(Fri)19:05:35 No.34337986

Real a$s niga 03/13/26(Fri)19:05:35 No.34337986

>>34337160
OP BTFO

Anonymous
03/13/26(Fri)22:59:56 No.34338508

Anonymous 03/13/26(Fri)22:59:56 No.34338508

>>34336774
why is this woman so famous on 4chan

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