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>>34345667OP is extremely retarded to like t*rry a davis
State genderWould you fuck any of these prisoners?https://mugshots.com
Cis people, why are you so boring>
>>34345674I am not clicking that
>>34345677It's just a bunch of prisoner mugshots and the crimes they committed. What's the issue?
idk who either of those moids are
>>34345667Stallman's contributed so much, if he was as greedy as Bill Gates he'd be the richest man alive.But he prefer to sleep on a mattress in his MIT office instead.Of course foids will simp for the mentally ill retard with his useless ShitOS who nobody uses.
>>34345679agh, it's a british "person"
>>34345679It's they're you
>>34345667Why are taller women couples so rare?
>>34345684he actually did this to himself to "looksmaxx" by widening his jaw to get broader jaw lmfao
>>34345687because it's cringe and gay as fuck
>>34345688Is there a before/after
State gender. What's your preferred recreational drug when having sex?
>>34345689What makes it cringe?
>>34345691MLove
>>34345687>Why are taller women couples so rare?Because women are, on average, shorter than men.
>>34345694>LoveIt's very intense, but man, the side effects are BRUTAL.
>>34345691Transfem. None, I don't enjoy drugs
Stared at girls on the subway again award.
>>34345688It's a common procedure, that is usually followed by orthodontics. No surgeon is just going to do it for "looksmaxxing".
>>34345690
>>34345695But even then, statistically taller women couples should be more prevalent then they actually are.
>>34345691F, being slightly drunk can be comfy
Some sex questionsYour gender Is your sexual/romantic partners usually too wierd and kinky and aggressive or too vanilla and boring and passive
>>34345700Grim
>>34345705M>my sexual/romantic partnersLOL
>>34345705I have crazy fetishes, but irl, I just like boring vanilla stuff.
>>34345705F, so far we've been pretty compatible, which is great
>>34345705TransfemI haven't found an issue with either of my partners. They're both affectionate and cute, and they both have their own kinks, some of which I'm into and some I'm not
>>34345691>What's your preferred recreational drug when having sex?M. 2c-b is really nice. It's a psychedelic. The high tends to be lighter and happier than acid, and it has a sort of MDMA-ish effect on your mood. Like other psychedelics it massively amps up physical sensations.MDMA itself feels great at the time, but the after-effects are too much to deal with.
>>34345705>Is your sexual/romantic partners usually too wierd and kinky and aggressive or too vanilla and boring and passiveM. I'm in the annoying position of being mildly kinky; so vanilla people are too vanilla for me, but kinky people are too kinky.
>>34345705FI don’t do that
HERE'S THE MANWITH TEETH LIKE GOD'S SHOESHINEHE SPARKLESSHIMMERSSHINES
>>34345711>transfemhow many holes is that?
>>34345718>>>> Anonymous 03/16/26(Mon)12:10:48 No.34345718▶>>>34345711 (You)>>transfem>how many holes is that?Currently six (mouth, ass, nostrils, ears)
FIND A PLACE TO HIDEWHERE I CAN STEAL A PEEP
>>34345691FI've had sex while high on THC edibles. It was pretty good, but I'm not much of a drug user, so I don't know what else would be good.
>>34345720Do you lock on your dicklet when you have sex or do you just let it flop?
>>34345688>>34345700Absolutely no fucking way...
>>34345725No locks for me. I love my girlcock
>>34345679He fell for the "wide dental palette" meme. This plus "Testosterone is responsible for all male hormone functions" is the ultimate midwit filter and he made himself deformed because instead of fixing diet or reading on how to naturally get facial development he used a palette expander and fucked himself for life.
Gross
in my next life I want to be that person that rings the huge bell from the 1500s in some church
>>34345733You want to be a deaf hunchback?
I don’t feel anything where this love should be
>>34345735yes, sounds aesthetic
GenderHas your stance on AI changed during the last year? I used to be anti-AI but after seeing picrel quickly changed my opinion on the technology
>>34345729How is diet supposed to change your face outside of losing weight. Not possible
>>34345728Do you always sub or switch?How many normal guys do you get hitting you up on Tinder?
>>34345691Adrenaline
>>34345739FI was of the opinion that anti-AI people are midwits, and am still of the opinion that anti-AI people are midwits.
In rocking a little gold chain, that ain't real gold, I told you it's fuckin fake.
>>34345739>>34345743samefag
>>34345741>Do you always sub or switch?I do both. I enjoy making my partners feel good, but it feels just as amazing to double teamed twelve ways to Sunday>How many normal guys do you get hitting you up on Tinder?I don't use Tinder. I met both my partners through a local LGBTQ+ organization
question for fems. if I read fifty shades of grey, would that give me the baseline idea on what is expected from a dom?
>>34345744aw shucks>>34345747please be bait, please be bait
you fucking donkey
>>34345738>>34345733No hunchback. There is no next life.
>>34345739>Has your stance on AI changed during the last year?Not really. It's fun to play with, and I can think of some very useful applications (modelling protein folding, for example). But I'm still very concerned about people believing it can do more than it actually can.
>tfw no average looking 5/10 qt3.142 gf in year of our lord 2026
Women would you date a man who looks in the mirror and says "man you're the best"
>>34345747No, it will not. Fifty Shades of Grey ignores one VERY important part of kink: Consent
You guys are so stupid
>>34345750maybe for you
>>34345747The BDSM community fucking hates that book, so no.
>>34345746Being with a switch is gay. That's where I draw the line.
>>34345747>if I read fifty shades of grey, would that give me the baseline idea on what is expected from a dom?Oh, Jesus Christ, no! It would give you a baseline for an abusive man masquerading as a dom.
>>34345740As a child it certainly can, if you focus too much on dental palette you end up like he did, your jaw grows in response to activation chewing hard foods when growing up, this is why eating sugary dogshit doesn't just make you fat it malnourishes you.
>>34345755I know lol
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the age of goonery, it was the age of incels. It was the epoch of whores, it was the moment of femcels. It was the days of peak, it was the rise of slop. We were so back, it was so over. There was the growth of chuds, there was the coming of foids. It was happening, but nothing ever happens. The server was split down the middle, it was the duality of man and life, for real, on God, no cap.
>>34345755thanks>>34345753depends on how serious he is about it
>>34345762dick charlens moment
>>34345758thank god I like women, then
>>34345755>You guys are so stupidIt's not stupidity, it's high-functioning autism. I'm diagnosed and everything.
>>34345747No. I've seen this passed around on fetlife. Here you go lil bro.
>>34345760>As a childYeah I've been looksmaxxing from the age of 6. Abstaining from those candies and cookies like a responsible child.
Men, how would you like a woman to show she cares about you without coming off as overbearing?I’m really new to relationships in general and I’ve got ridiculously strong feelings for the man I’m seeing. I think things are going well overall, but he leans a little more on the introverted side than I do and I’m worried I’ll end up smothering him or pushing him away. I’ve been baking for him when we spend time together and I’m doing my best to listen actively when we talk, but frankly I’m a very clingy person and I’m so scared I’ll be too much for him.
>>34345766Dysgenic
>>34345765>transfew>likes womenFake tranny. Stolen valor.
>>34345769Have you tried actually talking to him?
What's your gender, and what's your comfort movie?
>>34345769What I don't like is contantly texting throughout the day. I need to concentrate on other things.
>>34345773MIt's a Wonderful Life
>>34345773MThere's tones. I cannot possibly recall them all.The World's Fastest Indian is a very wholesome male coded film with no bullshit. I love it.
>>34345771y'all are funny, I hope you know that. Speaking from personal experience, the majority of trans women just date each other
Have I told you all about the time that I got sucked into a hole?
>>34345779Good.
>>34345748>please be bait, please be baitdon't underestimate my ignorance>>34345754>>34345757>>34345759I am at least aware that it is fantasy and that without consent the law will rape my asshole. Is there no useful roleplay data that can be attained from this book then? Fine if so, I'm just not sure what the baseline of the kink even is
>>34345691MI greatly prefer sober sex, but alcohol.
>>34345778I know. Those are all fake and gay cryptoincels.Only real trannies are the ones who want a men to be their daddy/master.
>>34345777Diarrhea and or that weird super virus flu people have been getting lately. Drink baby electrolytes, green tea with ginger, broth soups
>>34345773A survival movie with lots of great water effects....It's so funny because my mom's comfort movie is a survival movie with lots of great water effects...
I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVEDJUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
>>34345779Oh shut the fuck up with this cringelord shit.Chads are fucking left and right. Literally no best time to be alive to get as much pussy as possible with literally zero investment. Even normal dudes, who are just a bit tall or have a strong jaw are able to get a new Tinder date every weekend.There's nothing more cringe than some turboincel crying because he's not able to get pussy, pretending like this is going to be the downfall of civilization.
>>34345780Spill
>>34345790Your life is denoted by cheap meaningless genital interactions?
>>34345773Transfem, Any of the Walking With documentaries
State gender Should I take a shower?
>>34345773M. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.
>>34345790>pretending like this is going to be the downfall of civilization.Problem is the birth rates and pensions
>>34345795TransfemWhen was the last time you showered>
>>34345790Always funny to see newfags reply to the pasta
>>34345795MYes.
>>34345788Like what?Something like Sanctum, or what else?
>>34345804Poseidon 2006And Cast away
>>34345672Why don't you like Terry A. Davis?
My roommate is bi. He's1. not rich2. type-II diabetic3. a total gooner, and bi4. a pothead5. has a face that looks like bob from bob's burgers6. tall (probably around 190cm)He pretty much has a routine of fucking a new Tinder date every Friday evening. Doesn't even take them to dates. Just invites them to his stinky gooncave of a bedroom and within a few minutes you hear the the head board crashing against the wall.I know they aren't hookers because they are young and beautiful. The hookers over here are 40 year old Romanian not-even-milfs.Point being. For some guys it's working out really well. No need to pretend like it's doom and gloom for most guys out there. Most average looking guys aren't doing as well as my roommate, but they are at least in steady relationships. Even less than average looking guys can get something if they either have very low standards or they have good social networks. Incels are a minority and usually a combination of both situational bad luck and also other mental and physical handicaps.
>>34345783>without consent the law will rape my assholeIt's not a legal issue, it's a moral one. People frequently don't go to prison for being abusive. It would be nice if they did, but they don't. Consent is about not harming someone you are fond of. It's about not being an abusive asshole.>Is there no useful roleplay data that can be attained from this book then? No. It's something that appeals only to people who know nothing whatever about kink. Also, it started life as a piece of "Twilight" fan fiction; I'm not kidding.
>>34345809Which country
>>34345795>Should I take a shower?M. If you have to ask, then yes.
>>34345812Netherlands.
>big group 130km hike coming up>in group conversation last week>me:" I need to start training for it">other girls and qt show interest>try to set it up with qt and other girl>qt agrees to go today>other girl can't todayqt is probably the hottest girl I know , not that I have a chance with her, there's simply no chemistry interest on her part. I'm not romantically involved, but of course, she's hot.Is it weird if I don't tell her the other girl can't come today? meaning it's just us too? or is it weird if I do tell her?I guess I don't want it to seem like I've set up some "alone time" with her. please let me know
>>34345809Weird cuckfic anon, I hope chatgpt wrote it for you
>>34345687I think they are in like 3% of couples. If you randomly assorted the genders then it would statistically be about 8%. This implies the male being taller is important to many people in who should fall in love with whom.
>>34345817It's literally my lived experience. I'm not a normie, but at least I lived in the same house with normies.
>>34345809> Most average looking guys aren't doing as well as my roommate, but they are at least in steady relationships.Men are checking out of your apartment at an alarming rate
>>34345818ntaOr it could just be that men are taller than women on average.
>>34345773Edward Scissorhands maybe
We need chaos. Desperation. Uncertainty. You don't know what the next day is gonna hold. It has to be cold.
>>34345806Is your mom's the older version of Poseidon?What about Deep Blue Sea?
>>34345819Yeah sure
>>34345820Actually true. What I didn't mention is that he's bi and he has a twink bf that he bring every Wednesday.The bf sneaks in in secret and is deadly afraid of being seen by me.
I’d like to order One Being in mutual love please
>>34345822Yeah, that was considered, but the number of couples with taller females SHOULD be like twice as high in a truly gender equal society... uh... o algo.
>>34345822I know this is bait but it's pretty retarded to insinuate that women's preferences aren't a factor. That is all.
>>34345788Waterworld
>>34345829Let me guess you're some 4/10 5'9 (being genenous) who thinks he's hot shit and who cannot accept the fact that some dudes out there are actually slaying. Not my problem.
>>34345807Shilled by old /pol/ people too much. I can't take it anymore.
You're not my brother anymore. Fuck you.
>>34345816Tell her the other girl can't come. If she's interested she'll still go. Pretty simple actually.
>>34345830If you’re fat, I recommend powerstancing in a poorly lit corner of a common area in just your underwear. Don’t say anything unless spoken to. in which you reply “the signs I read show the end of my path. But your stars are not mine.”Best regards. Sent from my iPhone.
>>34345835No need to project your fantasies on me, I'm not writing paragraphs about hearing my alleged roommate bringing girls over and hearing the bed rich against the wall as he fucks their brains out lmfao. Kwab
>>34345837??? Fuck you man wtf
>>34345832That would require women's genetics to make them taller than average.>>34345833Women do like it when men are taller than them, but the idea that women will only fuck a 6'5 guy is nothing but pure insecure short guy seething.
>>34345816Play the long game. Friendzone the hot one and just collect all the 5/10s in her orbit.Best part is, this is also how you might eventually get a chance with her.
>>34345818>should>>34345832>SHOULDThis anon has a chip on his shoulder.
>>34345827Kind of solo poseidon, with good ole Tom Hanks. And not in a sinking ship.I still need to watch Send Help. I think that was right up our alley.
State genderWhat's your freakiest hear me out (post pic)
>>34345843>that women will only fuck a 6'5 guy is nothing but pure insecure short guy seething? usually the claim is that women won't fuck guys shorter than 5'8 or something along those lineswhich is far more true
Look at my face. I need sunscreen.
>>34345842You're a piece of shit. I will just block you the next time you message me. I don't count you as family.
>>34345772Yes. He’s very gentle and kind to me but I can’t stop flip-flopping between “I’m doing too much” and “I’m doing fuck all”. Trying not to seek reassurance as much.>>34345774I get that. If he initiates texting, is it safe to assume it’s a good time? Neither one of us has a super intense job (and I’m not so batshit I’ll freak if I don’t get a reply in X amount of time).
>>34345809>190cm bi chad fucks a new date every fridaySurprising absolutely noone Pothead is also a plus when it comes to getting laid
>>34345840It's literally just a real anectode from my life.You somehow got insecure because you think of yourself as a top 0.1% Chad even though you barely get a crumb of pussy.Imagine getting insecure over an anectode from across a whole ocean away.
>>34345839kek, no I don't mess with that shit, I'm just glad they don't use the shower,can you imagine finding shit stains after hearing them fuck?
(SW)^3/N
>>34345851I worked my ass off to pay for your tuition and this is the treatment I get. You ungrateful bastard. You think you're better than me just because I didn't go?
>>34345848F. I don't want to fuck anyone thats not my man.
I'm well aware this girl has no interest in me but I keep texting her anyway because she always responds a few days later. I found someone else to go after but I like to think I'm annoying her and wasting her time.
>>34345855I will not be imagining that.Nor the groaning of the Dutch twink.Regards,SDASent from my iPhone
How do you guys make women like you?
>>34345848
>>34345861Be hot
>>34345853He's not even Chad by Dutch standards.He looks like a potato head and he's not rich and he's not polished like some of the Fraternity Bros.Plus over here, we have some real giants from Freisland who look like real vikings.He's a very chill dude and a good talker.
Why are women like this?
>>34345861I don't, but that's because i'm a hermit. With a better personality it would be easy.Questions like this are useless because it either comes naturally or is impossible.
>>34345866I don't get it.First of all racists are not saving anything.
>>34345861I behave like a likeable person.
>>34345866Why did they make her so voluptuous
>>34345861Be lean, imply valueThat's literally all it takes
>>34345866Guy:>i have to stick this peach up a black guy's butt
>>34345862I have no idea who that is
>>34345866Should've kept the very conspicuous sweatpants dong visible through his robe imo
>>34345874>newfag on the newfag central
>>34345854Being combative isn't gonna make you look more truthful kek
>>34345866KKK was never about saving the white race though.First of all they only cared about WASPs. Secondly they were only concerned with maintaining a racial heirarchy.
>>34345871I'm posting a joke that's several layers thick
>>34345877I'd like to see you come here and try to get even one crumb of pussy. You'd probably rope yourself within a month after being turbo mogged by one of our Friesian lads.
I love shaving
>>34345861Make a really good first impression.>but we're past first impressionsBefriend her but don't actively pursue her. It's not impossible but it's way harder at this point - if she sees you as a friend and you fill that role, there's a 9/10 chance you're already giving her the attention she wants and there's no reason for her to pursue you any further. There's a very slim chance something happens at some point that makes her want you as something more than a friend, but it's usually something instant and spontaneous, and working hard over a long period of time isn't going to change her mind.
>>34345878Maintaining the natural racial hierarchy is how to save the white race.
>>34345850exfoliate and apply nice sunscreen to your face, ears, neck and the back of your neck. Also wear a good upf hat.
>>34345810Thanks for clarifying.>It's not a legal issueSure, I get it. That was just to make it clear that the consent is already a priority>it started life as a piece of "Twilight" fan fictionThis I did know>No. It's something that appeals only to people who know nothing whatever about kinkA'ight, thanks. I'd question whether there is no value where there is a base appeal in the first place, but I'll accept the response if there is truly nothing arousing there for you.Open question to whoever, is there a book that I could use to better understand the dom sub dynamic? Even if I become a master of consent, I still basically only know how the brakes work and not at all how to drive.
Why am I unironically focusing on myself now I hate this girl boss health core shit
>>34345861The trick is that you cannot. You just be yourself, and expose yourself to as many women as possible and some will like you, at first. Then it's up to you to make a good impression with those who give you a shot.
>>34345888You will emerge from your cocoon as a beautiful butterfly.
/pol/cel hereI have no desire to weigh in on the race discussion because i already do that a lot on the appropriate board
>>34345888cringe
>>34345891based. We need more like you
>>34345884The first step to maintaining a racial hierarchy for them was importing Africans.Today it's importing Indians. You don't even understand the game.
>>34345880If there's one worse than listening to your roomie fuck on regular basis it's fantasizing it happening, then posting about it online and calling people who disregard your cuck fantasy as insecure
>>34345891every board is the appropriate board to talk about the most important topic
>>34345861By beeing myself (I’m 6’5)
>>34345891I'm not a /pol/cel but I still care about preserving European culture. /pol/cel is too low IQ and full of retards, shills and useful idiots who are puppetted by grifters.
>>34345894??? You need higher and lower value races to have a hierarchy.
>>34345891Thank you for being a rare /pol/ user who doesn't shit up other boards with your bullshit.
>>34345834I still need to find that. Maybe I'll just rent it from youtube later. It's not on netflix like it says.
>>34345891Thank you for not being a retard.
>>34345896Goku? Yeah I agree Goku is pretty cool
>>34345848>his foot pics
>>34345904wow so quirk chugus
>>34345899Exactly. For the rich the goal is to maintain the hiearchy. For them it doesn't matter if the lower class is European or Indian. In fact it is better if it is Indian because that way it's easier to justify the hierarchy.To maintain the hiearchy they brownify the country, which is completely the opposite of what they claim they want to do.
>>34345906You are gay and smelly
>>34345461>Most men aren't romantic and most of the ones who claim they are are liars.Why do women always try to gaslight?
>>34345907You seem a bit low IQ. Are you brown?
>>34345897You must be doing something more
>>34345909>A RANDOM 4CHAN POST MEANS YOU'RE WRONGOkay buddy.
>>34345861The best you can do is to be the best version of yourself and find your community where you aren't just another loser.Like, if you can play an instrument, invovlve yourself in places where that is valued.If you're atheltic, do sport, Showcase your talent.Unfortunatley a whole lot of you are talentless boring office drones with subpar looks.
>>34345890No I’m just trying to get back to a baseline I will never be as good as I once was >>34345892Real
>>34345844>FriendzoneI think I'm already there, which is alright.funny you say that, because another 5 in the group seems interested in me, she's cute, but she's 5'1...anyways, you didn't tell what to do broski :(
MenDescribe the last time you rizzed a girl
>>34345910Nothing more amusing than some ransom anon trying to claim intellectual superiority without knowing who they are actually conversing with.
>>34345916girl checked me up and down the other day at the supermarket. Might have been cause I was wearing slippers tho
>>34345909TRVQVASARMen are the romantic gender, women have never done anything romantic in the history of humanity
>>34345861Don’t listen to incelslop. Treat women like individuals. The skillset you can cultivate from interacting with anyone regardless of gender will help you with women. Learn to read social cues, be respectful, and practice attentive listening. I repeat: do not listen to incelslop (PUAs, manosphere, anyone that dehumanizes women). They enter into mutually exploitative relationships that doesn’t fulfill either party, and they’re all liars.
>>34345920Nothing is more romantic than faking kindness because you want a cheap lay. Truly.
>>34345920>Men are the romantic genderThat's gross. Why do you think that's a good thing?
>>34345916Over text. But i didn't, i tried. It was recent. She not receptive to it.
>>34345923>fakingWhy do foids always think we are faking it? We aren't. We just genuinely like girls, CONDITIONED on the fact that they return the affection. As soon as they reject us, we don't like them anymore. That is not FAKING. That is just basic human shit.
Men, would you racemix?
>>34345916I can't do that because she'll read it here and I'll get embarrased
>>34345927I might race mix with a white woman yea
>>34345923>faking kindness because you want a cheap lay. Truly.Only 0.99% of men do this and those who do are psychopaths, 99% of the time it's genuine kindness and it only leads to sex because woman escalates it>>34345924Someone has to be
>>34345929Just do it, who cares
>>34345926>As soon as they reject us, we don't like them anymore.Yeah, you only like women if you think you can get something from them. There's nothing romantic about that whatsoever.>>34345931>Only 0.99% of men do this and those who do are psychopaths, 99% of the time it's genuine kindness and it only leads to sex because woman escalates itYes that's how it works in your fantasy land.
>>34345932Complimented her, drew a lil picture of her
>>34345909This isn't true, but absolutely nothing turns me off in the early stages of dating like a girl who just expects me to carry the whole thing. I'm not talking girls who are obviously disinterested, I mean girls who never plan dates and never take the initiative in conversation, but then finally reach out themselves a couple weeks after I stop contacting them with a low effort text like "Hey, what's up?" because my patience dried up and I moved on.
both genders:can you tell how many people have inserted their finger inside this pill bottle with their inner foil safety seal already broken?
>>34345927No. I do find some black women hot, but I don't want mixed race children.
>>34345933>get somethingIt's not something, it's pussy
>>34345933>Yes that's how it works in your fantasy land.Most men are normal people, not players who want to take advantage of women for a quick nut
I'm a 25 yr old female with a blood kink. The more I try to suppress it the worse it gets, so I'm starting to lean into it more. I haven't cut myself in years but I very much do jerk off to the thought of cutting myself and a man licking up the blood.There's nothing else wrong with me mentally besides some slight anxiety.Is this a deal breaker? Am I crazy and doomed to relationships with creeps? Or can this be worked around?
>>34345927I only lust after brown girls online, not irl.
>>34345935Damn that's really nice of you, how did she respond, does she like you back?
>>34345927As sex tourism maybe. Never marry or have a girlfriend of a different race.
>>34345925Whatd you say
>>34345927I've got nothing against it, but I'm not actively seeking it out.
>>34345933>Yeah, you only like women if you think you can get something from them. There's nothing romantic about that whatsoever.I do like women more when they are part of this fantasy I have in mind of a future together, yes.That's literally the most normal thing in the world.I'm sick of internet weirdos claiming that everything normal and human is somehow wrong. By the same banal logic of yours, if I had a wife, your logic says I should threat the wife and a random whore on the street equally.
>>34345945Maaaaaybe she does idk. She liked it. Apparently it was spot on
>>34345947Who cares. Just long text exchanges where i'm being a coomer, romantic and whatever else comes to mind. She didn't go along with the sex stuff.
>>34345923how do you know they're faking it? are you saying you're only good for cheap sex, or have you been duped so many times that you immediately assume the guy being nice to you only wants to fuck you? either way, that's a you problem.
Femanons, if you had a transwoman friend who was depressed and suicidal from not having a boyfriend. One of your friends say me and them would do well together. However I am not interested despite being depressed from being single myself. What is the polite way to reject your trans friend so that it does not look like I'm doing it out of malice which I'm trying not to.
>>34345942It wouldn't be a deal breaker, but it's something I'd be wary about. We'd have to discuss it a lot.
>>34345953Nta but when you put it like that it makes me believe that the number of partners affects pair bonding. Genuine affection starts to look fake, kindness begins to seem malicious and self serving. Maybe this is why women with high bodycounts have trouble committing?
>>34345955be honest. If you don't like a troon then don't date a troon.
>>34345955>transwoman friendI don't hang out with people with this level of mental illness, it's bad for my complexion.
>>34345940Yes, pussy is "something".>>34345950>I do like women more when they are part of this fantasy I have in mind of a future together, yes.>That's literally the most normal thing in the world.So you're a narcissist who only values people who provide you with transactional gain and are projecting this onto the rest of the world.>By the same banal logic of yours, if I had a wife, your logic says I should threat the wife and a random whore on the street equally.It's good to show kindness to people in general even if they're important to your life, yes.>>34345953Oh look, the gender of accountability thinks men being bad is all women's' fault. Also what's with men writing out elaborate stories over why a women who says something they don't like thinks the way she does?
>>34345942How about a man licking the blood from your wounds after beat the shit out of you? Would that make feel funny your meat bean?
>>34345962>It's good to show kindness to people in general even if they're not important to your life, yes.Fucking typos.
>>34345962Good bait. You almost had me.
>commen /atoga/ feminist moment>you should threat your wife like a street whore
>>34345952oof
>>34345966I wish I could just dismiss people by saying everything I disagree with is bait.
>>34345967>You should be kind to people outside of your immediate relationships>ARE YOU SAYING I SHOULD TREAT MY WIFE LIKE A STREET WHORE!?
>>34345962>the gender of accountability>men being badyou sound like you've had more than a few bad experiences with men and are projecting those men's behavior onto every man out there. it could be you're a poor judge of character, or it could be you're just unlucky, but hating half the world's population because of a few bad experiences is just going to make you unhappy.>all women's' faulti'm not blaming all women the way you're blaming all men though, i said you specifically sound like you have issues.>what's with men writing out elaborate stories over why a women who says something they don't like thinks the way she does?see, again, how often does this actually happen to you? you're taking a single post on 4chan and blowing it up into your entire outlook on the world. i don't even think my post qualifies as an elaborate story.
In 2026 men can't be nice without coming off as predators
How do I make my boobs bigger
>>34345973Get pregnant
>>34345973>pats the breeding and milking machineget in
>>34345973Small boob good.
>>34345973slutmaxxing will naturally boost your female hormones
>>34345976This, also.I relish the idea of getting a small boob woman pregnant and seeing what happens
Does anyone remember the 2002 horror movie They?
>>34345973Nipple piercings
>>34345971>you sound like you've had more than a few bad experiences with men and are projecting those men's behavior onto every man out there. it could be you're a poor judge of character, or it could be you're just unlucky, but hating half the world's population because of a few bad experiences is just going to make you unhappy.Here we go with the elaborate fanfiction writing. I refuse to respond to anymore men writing fanfiction about me.>i'm not blaming all women the way you're blaming all men though, i said you specifically sound like you have issues.The post you were replying to for the record was me sarcastically rolling my eyes at the idea of men being the more romantic gender because men tend to be willing to lie to get laid. There's nothing deeper to it beyond the fact that I find incel virtue signaling annoying.>you sound like you've had more than a few bad experiences with men and are projecting those men's behavior onto every man out there. it could be you're a poor judge of character, or it could be you're just unlucky, but hating half the world's population because of a few bad experiences is just going to make you unhappy.Fanfiction. Will not respond.>i'm not blaming all women the way you're blaming all men though, i said you specifically sound like you have issues.You sure got triggered by one sarcastic comment though.>see, again, how often does this actually happen to you? you're taking a single post on 4chan and blowing it up into your entire outlook on the world. i don't even think my post qualifies as an elaborate story."The only reason you could think men lie to get laid is because you're a dumb whore who doesn't know better" is elaborate fanfiction, yes.
>>34345982NTACould you please shit talk men more? It's kind of hot ngl
>>34345984>Giving constructive criticism is shit talking menI never want to hear men bitch about woke feminists ever again.
>>34345982Why would any man lie to get laid? Best part about sex is cuddling in the afterglow which by definition requires you to have a human connection.
>>34345990Because there are men who are desperate to get laid and will lie for it? People will lie for anything, what makes the idea of men lying to get laid so preposterous?
>>34345979They stay small
>>34345991Lie about what?
>>34345990the bitch doesn't know what the fuck she's talking aboutshe cannot discern the difference between fuk boi behavior and normal human reactions to rejection
>>34345995>normal human reactions to rejection>It's normal for men to hate all women if they can't get laidYou realize this makes men, not women sound terrible, right?
>>34345991That's not what is being questioned.What is being questioned is this idea that if a rejected guy stops grovelling in front of the girl who rejected him, he was faking it from the start.Stop pathologizing normal human behavior.
>>34345987I want to hear you bitch about men tho.
>>34345982i'm not triggered though, this is an /adv/ thread and you clearly sound like you need help. and i'm not calling you a dumb whore, the "elaborate fanfiction" i'm writing is me trying to justify your warped view of reality rather than just calling you a dumb whore. you're free to keep hating men if you want, but that's just going to make you miserable.
>>34345998So yes, according to you, men are such psychopaths, it's normal for them to hate all women if they can't get laid. Once again, how does this not make men look fucking terrible?
>>34346001nta>moving on from rejection>hating the woman who rejected himtwo very different things
>>34345995She probably thinks men who enjoy cuddling more than sex are lying about their preferences in order to get laid because that's what fukbois do. It's kinda sad and depressing to read, someone needs to fix her
This is all women have to do, and yet, they're failing as 64% of men are choosing to remain single. Why are women failing?
So quit bitchin, motherfucker!
>>34346004>Why are women failing?Why are you?
>>34346002I know they're two different things, but this anon thinks hating women because you can't get laid is totally normal behavior, so I'm going by his logic.>>34346003Neat fanfiction, what's your AO3 account?>>34346004So you're okay with a morbidly obese single mother who's fucked 30 dudes?
>>34346007>Neat fanfiction, what's your AO3 account?I'm sure you'll find a sweet guy and make friends who'll change your mind, I'm rooting for you
>>34345973Lift, cowmaxx, lotion your boobies, rub your boobies daily with good intentions and tell them to grow.I gained 3 inches.
>>34345973You don't need to. Small boobs are nice
Plap
All I have is my neverending hate for this completely fucked up society.
>>34345861>How do you guys make women like you?Learn how to mimic confidence, be funny, and don't be a dick.
Women, I want to make 6 scrambled eggs for lunch but I only have 3 eggs left in the fridge. Why did you do this to me?
>Weird lump on my finger is suddenly goneHuh?
who up missing their ex
>>34346021I'm up HATING my ex
>>34345927>Men, would you racemix?Hell, yes.
>>34345963No its gotta be me cutting myself, teddy. Not into beatings but a spanking wouldn't be off the table.>>34345957Yeah this is what I expected from well adjusted people
>>34346020I eated it
Women: why are all of the selfies you post online of yourself inside a car?
>>34346023why
>>34346018Enjoy your cholesterol stones.
>>34346030She was gay and retarded and then decided to get with a new guy
>>34345843>>34345846If men and women did not assort by height then men and women would become about the same size.
I’d look better with bigger boobs how do I gain weight
>>34346035Seething manlet
>>34345902It has problems but it's really good, I think.
>>34346036Eat butter
>>34346038Species that have TRUE gender equality tend to mate for life.
I keep getting the strangest spam emails with headers like “You are in a deep, silent intrigue”
>>34346045You are THOUGH.
>>34346045that was me sorry
Men mate for life, women only for 9 months
>>34346043Humans are heavily darwanian though. We start wars for bullshit reasons...Of course we are going to make mating a heavily competitive affair where the elite get all the spoils and the peasants get nothing.I'm frankly amazed we don't yet have legal harems.
>>34346047“Phone is a quiet tangent” like wtf did bro mean
SPEEDY SPEED BOYGASOLINE'S BURNINGSPEEDY SPEED BOYAS MUCH AS I CAN BESPEEDY SPEED BOYEVERY NIGHT AND DAYWIND IS ON MY FACE
>>34346048>Men mate for lifeOnly the short ugly ones.Chads have body counts in the low hundreds range.
>>34346056Even chad can't get girls to commit, what kinda uberman do you have to be????
>>34346057Why would Chad care about girls commiting lol?
>>34346048Trivially false blanket statements are trivially false.
>>34345992They temporarily get bigger for some women, right? I wanna see that
>>34346033Damn that sucks. I miss my ex but I don't think I'm allowed to contact him, I think.
Young straight white men trying not to scream when they get stabbed and robbed by a black man so they don't give foids the ick. How much longer will we have to bear these insults to our pride!?
>>34346062dude what
>>34346063Jesus Christ loves you!
I need to have sex
to cis women, people ever assumed you were a troon for whatever reason? and if so how did you react?
>>34346060Think going for A to B cup over a few months. Not exactly exciting to watch.
No it's not a pasta. I want to be a djinn or a lich
I'm so pissed off now. Others were the assholes, not me. I never did anything to them.
>>34346058Most chads are well put individuals who suffer from women sleeping around
I responded to a spam/solicitation text with “Hi! Kill yourself.”
Sup, Euros.
>>34345687The fragile masculine ego can't stand a woman being taller.
What I don't get is why do people pretend like the sexual market isn't a thing. Sure the name is cringe, but even sociologists use it in academic literature. Basically the idea is simple, if you have more options, you have accordingly. If you have less options, you also behave accordingly.The ultimate fantasy of the average woman is that a guy with lots of options will settle for her. But the reality is, it all depends on the market dynamics. First of all guys with options, tend to be more free spirits. No way around that. Even if the girl he is currently with is a 9/10, if he has options, he'll eventually get bored and just move on. Of course, of course, there are always exceptions. This is no exact science. But you can only ever reason about the expected behavior.The best winning strategy for the Chad is unfortunately to pump and dump and sire as much offspring as possible.The best winning strategy for the woman is to keep Chad long enough to get impregnated, then look for a betabux provider. All of this sounds like incel talk but it is also what the literature says in slightly more academic speak.Yes, there are still couples where two good looking people form a bond that lasts a lifetime. No one is saying that doesn't happen. But again, we are talking about expected behavior.
>>34346068>Not exactly exciting to watch.You greatly underestimate just how simple-minded I am.
>>34346076I'llread this tomorrow
>>34345807Being idolizing for his mental health problems drove him to suicide.
>>34346076Women only like Chad/Brad, Tyrone, Mohamed, Kumar/Arjun, and Juan/Carlos.
>>34345667State genderFavorite god in fiction
>>34346072Please be careful next time just block them and or show them a picture of poop
>>34346082MThe ones I get to kill
>>34346082MI like Lorkhan from the Elder Scrolls series the most. The notion of a "missing god" is very cool to me.I really like that setting's approach to mysticism and religion. Shame the games mostly suck.
>>34346085Agree, TES has some very cool things if you bother to look past the "generic fantasy" façade.
>>34346072I once responded to a spam text with goatse. I surprisingly did not get in trouble for that.
>>34346076The problem is that foids are too retarded to understand that they hold all the power in relationships. If all females together decided not to fuck the Chad, he would no longer be a Chad, but the tiny female brain has 0 self-awareness and they never grew out of the stone age mentality of "he bigger than other man, me like him, other girls like him too, me must spread legs for him"
>>34345783>I'm just not sure what the baseline of the kink even isThe starting point is SSC - Safe, Sane, Consensual. There's a bunch more stuff. Back in the day, there was a BDSM FAQ that was a decent read.
>>34346088Excellent.While 4chan was kill, I went on safari over at the sharty for a couple of days. I spammed goatse the whole time I was there.
>>34346087>>34346085otay, Toad Coward.
>>34346082Jesus Christ of Nazareth
>>34346080I think it was the schizophrenia and poverty
>>34346018I put them inside you. :)I would like to play a game.
>>34346092Todd and his buttbuddy Emil are bastards. I'm certainly not a Bethesda fan. More of a Kirkbride fan.
Femanons out lunch with Chad again.
>>34346093Jesus actually existed, tard.
>>34346082FDon't know if this counts, but I remember I had a bit of a Greek Mythology phase as a kid. It really says a lot that Hades is more likable than most traditional Greek Gods.
>>34346082MMe
>>34346089This is explained by game theory.If all girls decide not to fuck Chad, one girl can then betray the rest and have Chad to herself.
My name is Jaques. I don't know why my parents named me this. But they did, and it is my name.
>>34346109Je suis une pizza.
>>34346109You're French?
>>34346101And so is Santa and the Tooth fairy. And they all tea parties with Bigfoot and the Easter Bunny!
>>34346109Jaquass
>>34346110Oui oui.>>34346111No.>>34346113Every fucking time.
>>34346112ntaLook, I'm not here to start a religious debate, but there was a real Yeshua who existed. He was an Aramaic speaking Jew who had unorthodox ideas that ultimately led to his crucifixion. Now whether he really did reincarnate and is God is up for debate, but he did exist.>>34346115>No.Okay so your parents are just weird then.
>>34346116They question was favourite fictional God
>>34346112Very edgy.
I have never felt thunder and lightning like this
If you're all so fucking religious why aren't you all dating the bf/gf you met at Church, or the local youth Christian organization?I try to be as respectful as possible but this is fucking 4chan. You don't belong here you fucking weirdos. What sort of fucked up plan does God have for you all if you're a bunch of incels/femcels?
I despise you religious types. Also why us puss in boots spanish? He was an italian fairytale but they made him spanish
>>34346131What if I'm not religious, but also not a Reddit atheist?
>>34346131religion is nothing but a cope anymore in 2026, a soulless husk left over from it's former glory
>>34346131They're not actually religious they just larp
cute white girls with pink nipples and pussies
>>34346076>What I don't get is why do people pretend like the sexual market isn't a thing.Why would benefactors of an unfair system recognize that system as unfair? What would they gain from that? To them, it just is. You only recognize the game when you aren't in on it or you have higher introspection than average which is a rare trait unfortunately.Women are the gatekeepers and men are the gate openers, it is all negotiation and transaction if you reduce it past the social queues and emotions.
>>34346137>why us puss in boots spanish?I think it's a Zorro reference.
>>34346137they have zero respect for ancient tales, I think it's on purpose to turn any kind of passed down stories into caricatures
>>34346130I remember when I was 15 I was standing out on a balcony during a big rainstorm. And a big bolt of lightning shot down from the sky, couldn't have been more than a couple km away. Loudest shit I'd ever heard.
>>34346004I would be happy with this but her being into something mutual like pokemon would also be nice, certainly not required though. >>34346137>I despise you religious typesBut why? You understand "Religious types" is a very broad net to cast?
have you been kind to yourself today atoga?
>>34346148And my net us large enough to go over all religious people
>>34346141Agreed.
>>34346150Ok but why?
>>34346149NO!!! THE CYCLE OF SELF LOATHING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL IM A MAN WORTH SELF RESPECT!!!
>>34346141pink nipples are the GOAT
>>34346149I stroked it to milfs, does that count?
>>34346152They refuse reality and cope. Enough for me to hate them.
>>34346147epic
>>34346131I live in the town where I attended high school and suspect I'll bump into people who will recognize the formerly reactionary new atheist asshole who suddenly appeared after not speaking or hanging out with them for over a decade.I don't really have it in me to actually attend a church until I move to a new city later this year since I apparently can't be bothered to make a weekly trip out of town just to go to church
>>34346149I wish others were kind to me so it was easier to believe that I have reasons to be kind to myself.
>>34346149yes actually
>>34346149I woke up at 4 in the afternoon only 30 minutes ago I haven't decided whether to be good to myself or not yet, leaning towards being a shit and not giving myself an adequate amount of food.
>>34346159Born again? Tard kys
>>34346137Copyright I believe was still on those, that is why they switched to spanish zorro references.
>>34346149I woke up early for the first time today, and have put in measures to ensure that continues. Does that count?
Why are WMBW pairings so rare? It's infact the rarest interracial pairing
>>34346157Have you studied, read, or in any way observed the works of scholarly theologians such as Thomas Aquinas? There is a much more empirical side to faith than just evangelical "I was born into it and never question it" type of belief that is largely ignored at least in America.
>>34346166>copy right on folk stories written down since the 1500sI don't think so, lol
>>34346090In retrospect my post was communicated poorly; consent / safety is a prerequisite, naturally. Under fully safe conditions, there's a fantasy which performing and fulfilling is the end goal, and that's what I was targeting with the question.>BDSM FAQWhile this wasn't what I was looking for, which is more my fault than yours, I do appreciate the resource a lot, thank you. I had heard of munches, but this does clear up some things about them.
>>34346006>>34346007women so far gone that >attractive>don't cheat>don't be a cuntmakes them seethe
>>34346168>I woke up early for the first time todayIn your whole life???
>>34346165Lol I know it's cringe, but I did somehow end up believing in it. I'm still surprised occasionally that I ended up making that conclusion.I was agnostic, an atheist, into woo-woo shit and now this. Which surely doesn't make me sound like a very sane person, but I at least behave much more sanely now than I did in the past
>>34346170It's just cope.
>>34346175Well whatever. Enjoy life
>>34346176You are doing exactly what you claim to dislike religious people for doing by refusing to engage with the point.
I just want to tell her I'm sorry I let her down.
>>34346180Should we engage in war hammer lore after this?
>>34346169Men tend to be darker than women in general, so paleness is seen as more feminine.
>>34346169It's because black women have a lot more in common with male white nationalists then you'd think.>>34346173>attractiveOkay so you wouldn't date the morbidly obese single mother with a body count of 30. Could men please stop lying about not having standards now?
>>34346089>i feel jealous, therefore i don't like chads>i don't like chads, therefore they are objectively bad>chads are objectively bad, therefore people should be striving to remove them from existenceDo you have a theory of mind at all?
>>34346169JH-coded post
>>34345667Single moids of ATOGA, do you realize that all the single foids are in big cities?If you're not in big cities what are you even doing?How are you even "dating"?
>>34345973>How do I make my boobs biggerInduce lactation. Google for the method.
>>34346082Technically it's a group of gods but I like The Endless from The Sandman
>>34346004Add 'virgin the day of her wedding'
>>34346182I could also discuss Fantasy or 40k lore for hours, but you are still being hypocritical about religion. In the same way you claim religious people deny reality for a chosen fantasy by not engaging empirically with the topic, you also refuse to engage with any religious argument even those that come from scientific or logical roots. You are doing the same thing but in the opposite direction.
>>34346188>Single moids of ATOGA, do you realize that all the single foids are in big cities?Yeah.>If you're not in big cities what are you even doing?Preparing to move to a big city. The big one, even.
>>34346188I'm in a college town, now what?
>>34346188Girls in big cities aren't single, they're in harems anon...
>>34346188I feel like they're not.It's just that women who don't live in cities don't go out for fun, they stay home for fun.
>>34346153no, stop that, be kind to yourself>>34346156hm not sure>>34346160you don't need a reason to be kind to yourself!>>34346161good! >>34346162no! eat a full meal anon!>>34346168yes I think that counts!
>>34346195>The big one, even.
>>34346203Pretty much lol
>>34346181So do it
Women:what she is thinking?
>>34346212are you for fucking real with me right now homie?
>>34346195NYC? it's my dream to live there>>34346196my last three towns were college towns, but only one had a female surplus, the rest were STEM shitholes >>34346199that's ... why do you even want to construct such a fantasy?>>34346200they are, check the demographic statistics of every city you're planning to move to, I do it everytime because I have been moving for jobs quite often
>>34346212this is cruel and ruins the vibe of this general,please go away
>>34346212I don't know but I want all men to die by their own hands, knowing that they live and die loathed by the whole world
>>34346188I'm not giving up a lifestyle I enjoy, paying double my current mortgage in rent for a one bedroom apartment, or dealing with the noise, traffic, high cost of living, and crime that come along with being in the city for the "privilege" of buying meals for girls who probably don't even enjoy the city lifestyle and just moved there because it was the trendy thing to do in their 20s and then got stuck there.
>>34346220>buying mealsLol, if she's not happy with a coffee, I'm heading out.
>>34346201>you don't need a reason to be kind to yourself!Yeah, I guess not. And I know it's illogical, but it feels that if nobody is going to really care about me, what's the point of trying. Still, thanks.
>>34346215It's the truth though.... Cities are filled with single guys, they don't get paired with women because women are in harems or keep getting rotated by chad
>tfw my country is making everything online require id check tomorrow>tfw 4chan will get bannedbye bye, my dearest anons. it was a pleasure trying to give some advice here. i might have helped some people here, i hope at least.now that i'll be exiled from this place, i'll make sure to do my best and try to make it.never give up. don't give in to the blackpill.
>>34346171Idk about italian copyright they might have legacy laws like ole mickey mouse.
>>34346215>NYC? it's my dream to live thereIt was mine too, when I was younger, but I gave up on it for a while and devised another pipe dream or two in the interim while I was at it.
I want to be worthy. I want to face the challenges and the demons and I want to run the gauntlet. I want the struggle. I want to do whatever it takes because I will do whatever it takes, if I have even the slightest chance, for what's promised at the very end. I will drag my carcass through whatever trials and tribulations are thrown at me to reach that end.
>>34346226I get it, there are times when I think like that and do really unhealthy things to myself, it's hard, I get it
>>34346231Godspeed batman.
>>34346231What country?
>>34346238brazil
>>34346231Are you a bong
>>34346239Oh good riddance
Completely random question, but do American towns/cities have church bells that ring every hour?
>>34346243No. I've lived in three different cities and that's not the case at all.
>>34346243Some do. It's not terribly uncommon, but probably nowhere near as common as in other countries.I live right down the street from one that chimes occasionally, but not every hour.
>>34346243the hell... I was just thinking about this today and looked up the biggest bells in the world it's the tsar bell in moscow (201 tons), but it broke shortly after unmolding and has never been rung
>>34346112In this moment, I am euphoric
Is breaking up the only option when it comes to having a girlfriend that constantly accuses you of not caring?Every time we have a conflict she does the following>you don’t listen>you don’t care>you’re not supportiveThen when we resolve things>I’m not used to having support>It’s hard for me to accept that people care and accept help>people never cared before>my ex never cared>muh childhood traumaI’m getting so tired of it all. It’s the same crap every time. No matter how hard or how little I try.I genuinely feel like I’m being accidentally emotionally abused if that’s even possible.Oh by the way, we’re going on 3 years and this has been a pretty consistent thing over this relationship. It sucks because other than this, she’s perfect. It just feels like no matter how many times we talk about this stuff and go through it NOTHING changes.
is it worth attending college graduation if I don't have friends or family to go with me?
>>34346243The one in town does ring multiple times per day but not every hour. Idk what the southerners are up to maybe they do.
I remember when I adviced accutane anon, or when I gave some advice to G(not gary) on christmas. I hope it doesn't go to waste.I remember when I tried to reason with sufemacist. A good amount of anons. I'm not the best, but I tried.I just want every anon to be happy.Goodbye>>34346237Until next time, anon.>>34346242If that makes you happy, I guess it won't be a complete tragedy.
>>34346254you know you can use vpn's right?
>>34346254Lmao bro it's not that deep
>>34346255Nta but 4chan blocks them.
>>34346240It's not banned in bongland. It's up to the website to implement age verification and 4chan basically told the UK gov to fuck off
>>34345687Women want to feel like smol beans protected by a big male. This is nearly immutable in their psyche
>>34346259sad times for babydoll
>>34346250Have you politely told her (when you're not arguing) that you keep having the same argument every time and need to come up with a better resolution? I'd say "just break up with her" if you'd only been dating a year, but if you're at 3 years you should at least give her the chance to work through it with you.
>>34346188I hate cities, and the kinds of people who actually like them aren't people I want to spend my time on. Even if we leave aside the 800-pound gorilla of Liberal White Woman syndrome and all that's done to the urban dating pool in particular, by pure practicality, a relationship couldn't work out because I will absolutely not, under any circumstances, live in or near one of those monstrosities. I barely put up with suburbia just because I'm able to make and save more for the time being. I will be out of here by 35 or 40 at the latest.
>>34346250>>my ex never cared>>muh childhood traumaShe is used goods, brother.
>>34346260I should check in on how the lawsuit is going...
>>34346254Boa noite, Cinderella
Laaalalalalalaalaala I relapsedSomething about this house
>>34346273the house, yeas
>>34346275Im being very good in other places. Slow progress ig
>>34346273Was it a small relapse or a big relapse
>>34346278Small
>>34346251I can't tell you how you'll feel about skipping it but I probably would have skipped mine had I graduated college. Wanted to skip my high school graduation t b h but my grandparents wanted to come and my mom thought I should go.
>>34346209She left me on read. I'm not going to bombard her with texts. If she doesn't want me to talk to her again, then I won't bother her. I just wish she'd listen one more time.
>>34346267ntaAre you one of those guys who thinks it's awful that men can't open up to women? I just wanna know if you're a hypocrite.
>>34346250Not a woman, but she is drowning you in signals of a broken relationship, and given both her past and repeated willingness to revert to it through comparisons to exes, it's foolish to assume she'll change. I assume you've tried basically every kind of approach you could think of in getting her to improve how she handles conflict.Given all that, the best time to have broken up was a long time ago, when you first noticed this pattern. The second best time is now. Don't turn 3 years into 10 only to find out women like her are now the majority of your dating pool (and they now have kids).>>34346264Something like this, if he hasn't tried it, is worth a shot, but he's not married and doesn't have kids. It's very much a sunk cost fallacy to drag the relationship out.
>>34346279So that's progress
State genderHow do you define consciousness? Are animals conscious? Is AI conscious? Do you believe that current AI models will ever be conscious?
why is it that I feel so depressed when I'm sleepy? like I start getting intrusive thoughts and shit like that and they make me sad
I'm getting the feeling that she was more clever than I thought. How interesting.
A lich yes. But a djinn would be very fun.
>>34346267It depends. Women have different definitions of things. It could be one of those whiny attention-seeking things foids do.>my ex never cared about my hobbiesThat is fine.>my ex beat me and cheated on meShe is trash.>muh childhood trauma as in my father/mother didn't buy me the gift I wantedThat is fine.>trauma as in she actually got abused by someoneShe is trash.
>>34346264I mean yeah, but again nothing changes. I just don’t know what to do when we’re talking about a specific thing, I disagree with it, she KNOWS how I feel about said thing, and a result of me not agreeing this thing she feels like I don’t care or support her.Like for example (it’s not this) let’s say she likes ouija boards. Topic comes up, and I say “yeah, I don’t agree with it. I feel weird about it.”She tells me about it, and I’m just like “Yeah, idk man, I don’t feel comfortable with it. I wouldn’t personally mess with it.”Conversation continues, and I just don’t really wanna talk about it/ dunno what to say other than I don’t like it.Then things escalate with her telling me I don’t care and I’m not supportive. And I’m like “Dude, I don’t think it’s ok. It goes against what I believe.”This is the cycle. And if I TELL her I don’t wanna talk about it- it starts the cycle.
>>34346284Also not that guy, but that wouldn't be hypocritical. The people who complain about not being able to open up aren't, generally speaking, openly comparing women to their exes and accusing them of not doing enough for the relationship. Those are both deeply inappropriate in and of themselves, and those things coupled with the hard facts of her past paint an unflattering picture of how reliable a partner she is.An analogy would be a guy having a temper tantrum and breaking a wall, and then "opening up" that he was neglected as a kid. The latter just explains the deep-rooted nature of an already-apparent problem.
>>34346254Unless your country implements the great firewall versão brasileira I'd be surprised if you can't access this site
>>34346292Masculinity=energy=lifeIf you're sleepy then get more sleep. It's really as simple as that
>>34346291MI don't know, because I'm not an expert and every argument abour consciousness seems to be refuted relatively easy. I know I'm self aware and I suppose animals are self aware but not in the same way a human is. Current AI doesn't seem to be conscious, and I guess they'd have to replicate the way the brain works to make them conscious in the future.
You will never have a girlfriend, you will never have sex.
>>34346291F, consciousness is the difference between a mind that just receives and executes thoughts and one that's not just a receiver but a deliberately operated filter. It's a spectrum and some humans are more conscious than others, meaning they have more control over which thoughts to actually integrate and act on than others. Animals have consciousness too, but it's generally lower than that of humans, but I'd argue that there's some highly conscious animals that are more aware than some humans. AI isn't conscious right now and I doubt it will ever truly be, but it's not totally impossible. I'm sure it could simulate consciousness but thats not the same thing.
>>34346291M>How do you define consciousness?Being aware of your own conscious thoughts.>Are animals conscious?Yes.>Is AI conscious? Do you believe that current AI models will ever be conscious?No and no. They're very syntactically gifted computer programs that don't truly understand anything they say or possess any qualia.
A Morse episode came up in my youtube recommendations.
>>34346301I don't want to ruin my sleep schedule though, if I get more sleep now I will ruin it
>>34346288Still sad about it
>>34346291MConsciousness requires some level of internal mental state, involving awareness and reflection and learning. Humans and animals are largely conscious. Current AI models will never be. They're static piles of statistics used to pick tokens one at a time.
>>34346306>femoid science regurgitated AI slop
>>34346291FI'm not awake enough to really get into this. Animals are conscious AI isn't. AI was created by a conscious being to mimic consciousness but it doesn't have it's own, and can't. AI isn't born it's built. It's always going to be borrowing the consciousness of others at best.
>>34346297Dude, leave. That's mental. I thought you were talking about actual conflicts and her dealing with them in an unhealthy way, and that was already bad enough.
>>34346291>State genderM>How do you define consciousness?It is a higher state of awareness to yourself and what is around you.>Are animals conscious?Yes. What sets humans apart is our meta-cognitive abilities and higher degree of consciousness and sentience.>Is AI conscious?No. >Do you believe that current AI models will ever be conscious?Hard to say, it is possible but it would be very hard to measure if it actually is versus emulating consciousness very well.
>>34346297Seconding what >>34346286 said then, if you've tried and it's not getting better then leave.
>>34346296>Being abused makes you trashI never want to hear men bitch about never being able to open up to women ever again.
>>34346310That's fine. Just look back and remember how much you did it before and how often, and think about your progress. The tree is never felled with one swing of the axe.
>>34346309You don’t have any testosterone, you a weak emasculated failed male
>>34346317The baggage you have is not worth putting up with. Should have picked better.
>>34346312What
>>34346320Cool, does that also apply to men or are you a hypocrite?
incel anon and femcel anon are arguing againyou two really should just fuck
Being makes you trash.
>>34346321>t. femslop artist
>>34346325You're weird.
>>34346314That bad? I mean it’s not anything sexual or literal ouija boards. But it’s something I still don’t agree with. And what makes me so pissed off is like it’s just the same cycles.
>>34346323NTA but I just love joining arguments for the sake of pissing off already mentally unstable retards
>>34346324real, you should unbe yourself
>>34346318I know better Idk
>>34346329Imagine if women were actually capable of understanding higher thought process than just ‘muh vagina’
WomenWhen I braid my wife's hair, I keep ending up with one of the strands being far shorter than the other two. I keep having to tie the braid off early because I've just straight-up run out of hair in one of the strands. What am I doing wrong?
>>34346330ntaif anything it just sounds like you're unhappy and leaning towards leaving, and that you've been leaning that way for a while. go with your gut.
You reckon if the ancient romans or greeks or people from the baroque or renaissance era made airports they would've made them much prettier. Maybe even people from the victorian era in the UK
>>34346336Imagine if you were actually capable of understanding higher thought processes than just "muh gender ware".
>>34346335Sure. But it's a compulsion, not a conscious act. And you're becoming more aware of it, you can stop it when it happens. Like you just did.
>>34346340Owned by BBC
>>34346340Even the earliest subways in the USA were designed with things like vaulted ceilings and chandeliers since they wanted them to be beautiful spaces instead of eyesores for the general public.I've seen some halfway decent art and decor in some American airports, but most of them are very boring places.
>>34346337she has a layered haircut
>>34346341I have a girlfriend
>>34346337Probably nothing
>>34346340Look at the central railway stations in North America or Moscow subway. It wasn't that long ago
>>34346354ntaYou can still hate women even if you have a girlfriend you know. I pity your girlfriend.
>>34346291M. Consciousness is a spectrum. You can be very conscious, sort of conscious, a little bit conscious, or not conscious. The more conscious you are, the better you are at planning. Something with low conscious will only react to stimuli. Something with high conscious will be able to plan ahead >Are animals conscious?Animals can be anything from elephants to sea sponges so again, a spectrum.>Is AI conscious? Do you believe that current AI models will ever be conscious?No, the AI we're using right now are Large Language Modules. They don't generate ideas, they just predict the next piece of information based on what its taught is most likely, like your text autofilling.
>>34346344AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>34346354You're the anon screeching about the ouija board, aren't you?
>>34346358I know we love judging other couples while we’re out in public lmao she’s probably way more racist than me
>>34346358Oh Jesus Christ please don't do this. You two are the worst posters here, I'm gonna bust a vein if you start shouting nonsense at each other.
>it's the fat shit for dicks
>>34346361I’m ENTJ you dumbass geez Louise looks like I’m gonna have to start namefagging again
>>34346365i'm amazed people still can't recognize you-know-who, given the phone filenames and the fact he literally posted his name in an image minutes ago
Moids, would you date a morbidly obese single mother who was physically abused by her father, covered in shitty piercings and tattoos, lost her virginity via rape, and had a body count of 30 as long as she was nice?
>>34345739No. It's sometimes useful for finding answers to questions that are difficult to phrase in a search engine friendly way, but people who are really excited about it tend to be retards or charlatans. My coworker was showing me a shitty infographic he made with it and it made me feel like I was in a nightmare. It's like people being excited about Alegria corpo slop art.
>>34346360Let it out. But objectively you're doing better than you did before.
>>34346365
>>34346370Everything there is not a dealbreaker except for the fat part
>>34346369Some people just spend their entire lives flying on autopilot, just reacting and not thinking. Like an animal.
>>34346369Not everyone is a terminally online obsessed jeet thats so schizophrenic he hears voices from anonymous posts, get friends incel dalit
I always knew entjeet was a self hating Indian kek
Clever foids exploiting me again and abusing my gentlemanly ways.
>>34346372eh
>>34346319but why do you feel the need to insult me?
>>34346376Anon, can you get me in the screencap?
>>34346370Only thing here that's a complete deal breaker is morbidly obese.
>>34346379If you're getting exploited by women then you're just a retard
>>34346378His pics got exposed years ago by an e-girl when he was larping as a Navy Seal millionaire. He is pushing 40 now and is probably still unemployed.
>>34346387Nice guys like me forgive too easily.
>>34346384Do you have a micropeen? Are you Indian?
>>34346380Just think back to this next time it happens. Keep it in the back of your mind.
>>34346370Agree with the other anon but single mother is also on my list of red flags along with morbidly obese. The rest aren't inherently bad if she's pleasant to be around.
>>34346379Thanks for carrying those bags of potting soil to my car for me anon
>>34346184>Men tend to be darker than women in generalIs there a reason for this? If a male snd a female are born to the same parents, it’s not like one of them’s going to be radically darker than the other (barring albinism or something) off the bat. Is it because men typically work outdoors more?
>>34346395You are most welcome lady.
>>34346396Thicker skin
>>34346388Anyone who actually believes this larp deserves to be trolled anonymously
>>34346396I think it's due to the structural differences between male and female skin.
>>34346396Nta. Google says it's a hormone thing.
when the hours start to smell like stone again
You and your sibling share the exact same blood. You are closer to them than your parents. That is why getting betrayed by one is considered such a great tragedy.
>>34346405>That is why getting betrayed by one is considered such a great tragedy.He said I could have a turn on the PS2, but it never happened...
>>34346409That's fucked. I always gave lil bro and lil sis a turn and often played co-op with them
>>34346330I took it to mean disagreements over trivial things (i.e. which don't concern fundamental values, life goals, or the manner of the relationship). If she jumps straight to not feeling supported over things like that, yes, that's very bad.
Being cleverly racist sure is difficult
>>34346414I revel in it
>>34346178I try to. I'm glad you can kinda see where I'm coming from
>>34346337Layered hair cut
>>34346414>>34346417Who have you guys done racism to lately
>>34346417I do my best but it’s hard not to just unload on them with fun facts like: the hijab was invented because Arab men are considered so ape that seeing any skin makes them psychotic
>>34346411My big brother once started crying when I beat him lol
>>34346422Fucking neighbors
>>34346422Arabs and Asians
>>34346424lol what a scrub.I don't remember my little sister beating me in stuff very often, but one afternoon she just absolutely demolished me and one of my bros in Melee, and we all got hype about itIf I'm being honest I remember making my little sister cry more often from not going easy on her in Tekken 5 and Tekken Tag lol oops
For me things were black and white. Life went on as it does and I saw more grey. Today I only see black.
>>34346428... and then my lil bro who is much younger and I played drastically different stuff, like we played Streets of Rage when he was really little and then not much for years, and then we got together over the holidays and played through all of Resident Evil 4 together. Also zoomed around in Fortnite with him for a little while
>>34346432This will be Europe in 2035
>>34346432>Today I only see black.Bro forgot to open his eyes this morning.
>>34346436Nice one
State gender.What do you think?
Over time my little bro started beating me more and more consistently as he grew. And then he was better than me in most games. But with coop is fun because we're both competent and make a good team.
>>34346440Semper games.
>>34346438MI keep telling you guys this
>>34346440I hate playing co op games with my brother he is so bad at everything we play
>>34346438Freshly baked cinnamon buns.
>>34346438MFlowers?!What the fuck does this mean? What do flowers even represent to women? Do women even get flowers anymore?
>>34346438It is also flowers. What she said is quire sexists.
>>34346438Food.
>>34346438MI would be ok with flowers too
>>34346447>>34346445I am a man and I truly do not care for flowers.>>34346444This is a great choice.
>>34346432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB66uc0lEQw
>>34346450Many women also don't care for flowers.
>>34346428I had to be careful because my brother got angry at everything, so I knew if I rubbed it in, he would have started beating me lol
I only care for camellias
>>34346438An intact hymen :^)
>>34346454I have never known such a woman. What do they like?
>>34346455ack I'm that very same anon and dealt with the same thing during my dad's second marriage, but I'm thankfully estranged from him and his faggot brother lolHe also destroyed every PS2 controller of mine in the most retarded ways possible: losing to the computer in FIFA and NCAAWhen our parents split, he stole some of my GameCube shit and sold it to a used game store in town. I saw my own Animal Crossing memory card behind the case in there one day, months later and bought it on the spot lol
>>34346461Like a woman.
>>34346441Real>>34346443Skill issue man
>>34346459ntaDo you just personally inspect the pussies of all women who come across you?
Either genderWhy do you come here?
>>34346467MSocial interaction
>>34346467To socialise
>>34346467I found this place in 2016 (no, not an election tourist) and didn't leave
>>34346467I have nowhere else to go.
>>34346467MInitially to ask for advice, now to kill time shooting the shit and providing advice.
>>34346465Do you not?
>>34346451I had forgotten this album exists.
>>34346464he is the one with the skill issues not me
>>34346467MIt's a mostly easy way to talk to some chatbots.And occassionally you meet a nice femanon to exchange contacts with.I also enjoy attention whoring about certain things.
>>34346467There's no where else like it.
>>34346438MBaked goods
>>34346467Mbecause I like you guys :)(except you, you know who you are)
>>34346476Certified classic and I am a Christian lol
it's so easy to laughit's so easy to hateit takes strength to be gentle and kind
>>34346467MIt's nice talking to random people.
If I ever have children I will send them off to some boarding school and never interact with them. Ungrateful bastards.
I’m sorry for failing everyone here. I’m a loser
>>34346487How are you hating on your hypothetical children that you don't even have yet lol. Very boomer-coded of you, do better
>>34346485Is it not kind to laugh and bring joy to the world?
>>34346487lmao
>>34346490Ha
>>34346413Oh yeah, I see what you’re saying. What’s crazy is like I support her in the ways that matter->spending time together>engaging in deep conversations>paying for things>helping where I can around the houseAnd again, that’s why it makes me so pissed off, because I can do all this, but because I do not agree with you on your side hobby or something you believe is ok somehow that equals>you don’t care>I feel unsupported It makes me just so frustrated you have no idea.
>>34346489We all are. You're not special.
>>34346487Are you trying to raise Protagonists and become the Antagonist or something
>>34346487I can help you by seeding and breeding you.
>>34346487>thinks they’re going to have children Say psyche rn
>>34346485LOVE IS NATURAL AND REALbut not for you my lovenot tonight my love
>>34346467F You people understand me
>>34346499I don't wish to have them. But life happens
>>34346438Are women really so far retarded as to forget men won over by food.I guess this is what happens when women can't cook anymore
women: during sex, is playing with your nipples exceptionally hot or is it equally arousing like doing the same with any other patch of your skin?
>>34346483I like you too
>>34346501
>>34346502For me maybe, for you not so much lmao
>>34346297>Like for example (it’s not this)Why not give concrete examples instead of making something up...?
>>34346510>>34346498I am XY
>>34346514I said bend over.
>>34346514>Samael (/ˈsæməˌɛl/) is a Swiss metal band formed in Sion in 1987.[1] Their current lineup includes founding members and brothers Vorphalack (Vorph) and Xytraguptor (Xy)
>>34346514>thinks chromosomes will determine if you have sex or not The only dick you’re taking is that big L loser haha
>>34346518>>34346520I just said I can't get pregnant I was not refusing sex
>>34346521I am not asking anymore.
>>34346501You and my gf share the same level of autism and I hate it
>>34346522jeet rape rizz
>>34346522There was absolutely to reason to threaten me. We are done.
>>34346467MOnly general chat on this website, mostly habit to replace lack of social life irl. If I had more people to hang with I’d never come here
>>34346521Higher level thought function achieved >>34346526Lmao kek
platformers make me do very embarrassing noises
>>34346505Unironically this.
>>34346533lmao nerd
>>34346536it makes me sound like I'm getting pegged actually
>>34346528I WILL inseminate your boipucci.You WILL carry my virile sperm.You WILL throw 7 of my offspring.
>>34346539Why'd you have to make this about your hole man
>>34346524You don't have a gf
is atoga just a bunch of faggots talking to each other
Women would you date a man who speaks in extended metaphor and flowery prose?
>>34346545Yes.
>>34346545that's why women love it here
My stomach hurts and I suspect it's from my chinese herbs :/
>>34346534This is exactly the kinda shit I was talking about, gets banned, crashes out and immediately goes back to jeet rizzing >>34346545>>34346546
>>34346547Why not use 4chan X and filter him
>>34346543should I make it about my penis instead?
>>34346552Why did you eat Chinese herbs
>>34346545no, I'm straight
>>34346554Filtering is for faggots just use reddit or something safer at that point, it’s socially acceptable around the globe to humiliate and abuse jeets
>>34346558Anon's vizier is poisoning him
Do women realize that one day a man will reshape her insides with his cock and she'll love it?
>>34346570I never understood this faux superiority attitutde.Filtering has been on 4chan for many years now.
>>34346558His eunuchs are poisoning him
>>34346438FFood/blowjob to completion with no expectation of reciprocation
>>34346438MA meal or dessert.
“I fear the foid, even when they bear gifts.”
My teeth are so fucked
>>34346467MI just want wake up all the men that were gaslighted by cultural marxism(feminism) so they can identify, classify and discard trashy women(women that threw away into the trash bin their value of woman outside a marriage)
>>34346597I won the Fell Asleep Without Brushing My Teeth Again award.
It's so hard to be ugly
>>34346591>blowjobaccurate
>>34346597I haven't brushed my teeth in a few months for sure. I also have drastically lowered my income of sugar. I am talking about a piece of cake at restaurants once or twice per month.
>>34346603It's actually pretty easy
I need a woman ~100 lbs. in weight to stomp on my buttcheek to take out this neverending charley horse. Anyone willing?
>>34346607What about acidic things. Like vinegar.
>>34346467FI don't even really know any moreI guess it replaces social interaction when my negative emotions are overwhelming and I need a distraction that requires more thought than watching YouTube but less thought than crafts. >>34346504It's more arousing than sticking a finger in my bellybutton or whatever but it's usually more for his enjoyment than mine. It does feel nice but it's definitely not "exceptionally" arousing.
>>34346607ick
>>34346607Brother why
I like to eat fresh lemons then drink black coffee. Keeps me teeth perfect.
>>34346529>Only general chat on this websitei miss /qa/ so muchi don't know why mods are so opposed to having a blue /b/
>>34346613I've probably had it yeah>>34346616Don't feel like it
>>34346621> Don't feel like itHopefully you don’t have cavities, because I felt that way for the first 25 years of my life and now I’m fucked
>>34346608Its hard for me
>>34346621You know acid is even worse for your teeth right. Like that's the whole reason they tell you to avoid sugar, because bacteria in your mouth digests it and shits acid onto your teeth
>>34346623Meh I have healthcare
>>34346609Drink electrolytes
Unless you're a drug addict or something I don't understand why you wouldn't brush your teeth at least once a day.
>>34346627Bruh, the surgeries and fixes are fucking painful, trust me
>>34346626It's just I ran out of toothpaste and I forget to buy it
>>34346624You're just effortlessly attractive? So much so that no matter how hard you try you can't not be?
>>34346619>i miss /qa/ so muchWe all do.(also to the jannies here im not from that retarded website you're thinking of.)
>>34346632I was a drug addict, but the reason is usually depression
>>34346636Femjak booba
>>34346630I have. It's not that.
>>34346634Bro they're gonna rip your teeth out
I'm sad today atoga :(
Who did you vote for in the Paris mayoral election?
>>34346635No it's hard for me to go outside and be ugly
Will my crush finally hit on me if I dye my hair this way?
state genderwould you date person with yellow teeth?
>>34346604I resent the sense of satisfaction I got from you(a man) validating my opinion on this matter but, thank you.
>>34346636>he's probably thinking about other girls>him:
>>34346640then what is it>>34346642Me too why r u
>>34346650I would not talk to you at all if your hair looks like that
>>34346243Mine has a train whistle at noon. But not in the city I'm in rn.
Women it's snowing so softly and beautifully outside. The fading sun and gentle white haze in air bathe everything in a calm, dark blue light. Isn't it wonderful.
>>34346651Myeah
>>34346650Probs
>>34346654stress balled up in my glute.
>>34346651MSureMy teeth are kinda yellow and misaligned so I'd understand
>>34346657>Isn't it wonderful.No, it's ass
I doubt anybody posting here is that ugly and hope they meet somebody that makes em believe it
>>34346636Nice nails.
>>34346651FMine are pretty yellow(smoking) so yeah, can't be a hypocrite.
>>34346649So you can only be ugly inside? Seems like a solid arrangement.
>>34346654>Me too why r uI don't know, I just woke up feeling pretty depressed today
>>34346651Give me a gf with coffee teeth and tea mouth.
>>34346663Man meets Ramona flowers gf
>>34346662You're ass. The shit and and the fart rolled into one miserable little stinky pile.
>>34346663my gf said I was cute, but I have a hard time believing it
>>34346663Im pretty ugly dude
300-400 posts should be the limit. If no new threads by then mods should delete the capped out thread.
>>34346660Why>>34346668Oh
>>34346675Ok mr pretty no need to call them names
>>34346677NoPage 6 is when it gets comfy in here
>>34346663I don't think I'm ugly I just think I'm insufferable to be around
>>34346680Cheap ass joke
>>34346684Why
>>34346638Femjak WABAG
>>34346677You're not well.
>>34346687Experience
>>34346657Is this a Canadian anon?>fellow winter enjoyer
>>34346692Have New Experiences
Anons would you be disappointed if tea drinker gf decided to get Invisalign? She realizes that doing so would delay treatment.
>>34346695I haven't recovered from last time yet. I got dumped in December. I think I should just get comfortable being alone again.
>>34346694Hello fellow leaf I hope you're getting some snow too
>>34346699>ReplyHuh?
it's been a while since I went for a walk at the cemetery
Femanons please post your ideal man for manifestation purposes. First reply to each femanon post gets to manifest their ideal woman in exchange.
>>34346663This is literally 4chan, the epitome of the ugly incels.
>>34346699Have at it man
>>34346704Shut up
>>34346700Ah, gotcha. Your head's on straight
>>34346704Pablo Escobar
>>34346694Oh I’m sadly not a leaf. Our snow is almost gone meow.>>34346704No I already posted in it the naughty board
>>34346712is this for real?
>>34346710Eh don't be so fast. I'm celibate now. I'm almost 34 I had my fun. It took me 5 years to recover from the relationship before this enough to want to try again and I was the dumper that time. I'm effectively done with relationships.
>>34346713>No I already posted in it the naughty boardwe don't go there
It appears the Ides of March disabled my lone brain cell. Someone go back there and flip the switch back on.
>>34346717We can't do that.
>>34346713>No I already posted in it the naughty boardIn one of the non-naughty threads, right?In one of the non-naughty threads, RIGHT?
Right before my boyfriend dumped me he stopped touching me or feeling me up as much, is that the male version of animals hiding away when they are about to die?
>>34346704>manifestation purposesNo keep him away from me
>>34346714Yes
>>34346720yes. close enough
Femanons, can you tell if a man is going to be cheated on or not?
>>34346718I’m surprised you even have this in your folder
I don't feel so good today, I have a headache and my legs are shaky.am I dying?
>>34346721I don't understand. You DON'T want to have your ideal man?
>>34346728No. He'll just leave after 6-9 months. I would rather not have him at all.
>>34346719Yes…>>34346725My irl dating resume is empty.
Women, is this really what you are now asking for from men? How are we supposed to fucking meet these requirements?
>>34346729why would he leave??
>>34346735Because he got sick of me
>>34346730Well I hope you find what you're non-naughtily looking for.
I need a make everything worse switch. Plunge us all into chaos and have us come out better for it.
>>34346734Another reason to avoid TikTok.
>>34346438Flowers are disrespect to me. So a kick in the nuts.
>>34346735Avoidancy.
>>34346740Something something American government. But don’t come here. Stay as far away as you can.
>>34346734No this is ragebait
>>34346751you called?
>>34346747Says the woman who would never be given flowers in the first place.
>>34346753my upstairs neighbours
>>34346753The recruiters after chucking my cv in the bin
>>34346754I have been given flowers before.I should have driven 4 hours to beat him with them.
>>34346713I would add you but I don't see you, so I guess it wasn't meant to be.
why won't anyone smash.
How much time do you spend stretching each day?
Men would you be put off by the fact that other people do not find your gf attractive?
>>34346765Not enough
>>34346767No.
>>34346767I'm used to other people having bad taste.
>>34346761What platform?
>>34346765Why do both she and the cameraman know
>>34346765Who is that?She's beautiful.
>>34346765>hiring moids as cameramen
>>34346771Ye olde fashioned emaile.
>>34346767Nope.
>>34346765Maybe 7 minutes
>>34346767Nope, don't care
Should I drunk text her a pic of my veiny dick?
>>34346765Today zero minutes and zero seconds. Forgot to after I did my silly little walk because I got mud on my shoes. The good news is it was only sprinkling when I did get out there.
>>34346782Probably not.
>>34346767If anybody talks shit then I'll just pull a Will Smith.
>>34346778Hold old I will set up a new one since every damn account is linked to my main.Give me 24 hours.
>>34346787>pull a Will Smith.You'll get cucked by a teenager?
I plan on taking a bath tomorrow morning at 10am.Is that a good idea?>>34346765I massage my neck and should muscles most days to prevent headaches.It also incorporates sone stretching exercises.
>>34346782no. show your balls mogging the size of an orange or something and send that to her. that's what they actually want to see
>>34346788It wasn't meant to be. I looked on the naughty board and I didn't see you in a non-naughty thread. I failed.
/atoga/, you are my nakama!
>>34346765Since OP is being a stupid bitch, that is elisa meneghini.
>>34346793tomodachi!! :D
>>34346793I got a coin in my pocket... you wanna be my fren?
>>34346789Don't we all?
>>34346793わかりませんアノンさん。
>>34346782Women don't like veiny dicks, iron it to make it smooth first.
I have many questions
>>34346800Hair straightener ought to do the trick
>>34346801I have few answers.
>>34346793>he doesn't even have a Nindo
I refuse to watch DBZ and one piece
>>3434680142
>>34346801go ahead and ask. who knows? I might even have an answer!
>>34346809They're a waste of time anyway.No plot and endless filler shit.
>>34346810NERD!!!!
>>34346809Read them instead. They're goodBits and pieces of both anime are very good, but you obviously get the story at a much better pace and a reasonable amount of time if you read it instead
>>34346813>>34346818I considered reading at least the dragon ball manga but the character designs are unappealing to me, which is weird because I loved dragon quest>but you obviously get the story at a much better pace and a reasonable amount of time if you read it insteadyeah this was certainly the case for naruto, I don't blame anybody for watching the anime and thinking it was boring, holy shit the pacing is terrible, the manga is so much better
>>34346818>Dragon Ball>goodSure.>Dragon Ball Z>goodNOPE.
>>34346821Bummer. It's a good read!>>34346822I think Kai is perfectly watchable and thought the manga was a good read, personally
>>34346816Yes :)
>>34346826>Bummer. It's a good read!I might read it just to see what all the fuzz is about, I know a lot of people love it, hell the kishimoto never shuts up about it.but first I already promised to a friend I would read jojo's that's another manga that looked very unappealing but people have told me it's kinda like fist of the north star (at least part 1) and I love fist of the north star
Is the blood pressure femanon online?BP male anon here. I thought about writing a little Java app for mobile to keep track of my values. Been writing them down on a piece of paper, but it's getting a bit convoluted desu.How do you keep track of it?
>>34346793A what?
>>34346834Ah lol, JJBA is great too at least. My three favorite manga: JoJo, Dragon Ball and One PieceJoJo has some of the craziest looking panels I've read in comics. Very bizarre poses and compositionsYou probably will dig part 1 but I bet you'll like part 2 as well. I think it's one of the best parts of the series
>>34346782>Should I drunk text her a pic of my veiny dick?Here in the UK you can go to prison for doing that.
Say: eyeSpell: M HSAY: hud
Women does the thought of male masturbation gross you out?
>>34346843>JoJo has some of the craziest looking panels I've read in comicsyeah I've seen some of them, it looks kinda cool, honestly for the longest time I only knew jojo's as that wacky ps1 fighting game, I played that way way before jojo's became so popular in the west.my 3 favorite manga are1 fist of the north star2 claymore 3 galaxy express 999number 3 used to be berserk but then I read galaxy express 999
>>34346725>Femanons, can you tell if a man is going to be cheated on or not?Usually. Women cheat because they're emotionally unsatisfied. So if a guy is the sort of person who is jealous or controlling - doesn't allow her to have male friends, or to go to bars, say - he will get cheated on for certain. Or if he's always cold or distant. Or if he's just plain boring.
>>34346847Yes, unless it's >him jorking it.
>>34346850Thinly veiled bait
I've hit the wall
>>34346862So call insurance wtf are you doing posting here
>>34346862How old
Men what if I never want to watch tv or movies?
How do I get a gf with green eyes?
>>34346868That would be unfortunate.
>>34346868I never watch them either
>>34346862walk around it silly!
>>34346868That's rough.
>>34346868We will watch youtube true crime videos or videos about esoterics and weird shit. Or skip straight to impregnation.
>>34346870Make one.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corneal_tattooing
The woods! The woods!
>>34346868that's perfectly fine, I barely watch any tv or movies, I've only watched like 2 tv shows in my life
Am I really a bad person?
>>34346868Like never ever? I'd be a little bummed.
>>34346876These look awful.
>>34346879Hey I know that website
>>34346862Happy 25th birthday!
>>34346879You can larp as a bad person but until you actually go out and hurt someone you're not really anything
I want to have my own farm :(
I was able to hurt>herwithout going out.
men have you tried buttbutting? it's where you press your butt against another butt as a therapeutic sensory exercise. men should buttbutt each other a lot more for improved health
>>34346887What do ya want on the farm
The feminine urge to sit in a field in a linen dress and watch your herd of goats
>>34346890Haha Woah there that seems a little gay haha careful there lol
>>34346891well uh you know the usual farm stuff, plants veggies cows that kind of stuff, I'm learning ok??? don't judge me
>>34346893why aren't you helping the man?
>>34346893The masculine urge to look at forests on Google maps and then fantasize about waking up there and wandering through the undergrowth
Women, thank you so much for making camel toes a trend.
>>34346900why is she covering her tummy! I'm angry at this
I’ll be 25 soon and I only have $180k to my name. I should kill myself
>>34346898Helping with what? They're goats they take seconds to feed and all you have to do is shovel the shit out every few days it's all done.
>>34346903I'm 26 and I have like 2k in the bank and then 300-400 in cash around different places lol
>>34346903I'm 30 and have like $10k in savings lol you're fine
>>34346899I usually think about what route I would take to escape a forest fire but this is valid
>>34346893that would probably make me a bit nervous at first but I would let you watch anyway
>>34346887If I had a wife, we could retire on my family farm and live happily ever after plating our own crops and taking care of horses, cows and sheep.
Is it unattractive for a woman to have unpainted nails? I HATE the feeling of nail polish but I'm worried it makes me look dirty.>>34346004>AttractiveCan't change my face.>>34346467F, sometimes I want to talk to people without expectations of a full conversation.>>34346734This is ragebait. Age makes sense, people have their preferences, but everything else is stupid as hell.
I'm 26 years old and I have 5 bucks to my name
>>34346907>routeJust pick a direction and run >this is validThere are some very pretty places but unfortunately very few of them are untouched wilderness
>>34346910>Is it unattractive for a woman to have unpainted nails?lol, no. The only unattractive nails are dirty or chewed up nails.
>>34346909hm having my own farm AND a wife would be even better actually.
>>34346910>Is it unattractive for a woman to have unpainted nails?no not really
>>34346908I think you might have misread my post
>>34346868>tfw no reading gf
>>34346911I have $40 in starbucks giftcards now as a tip. But I have stopped drinking coffee as much now.
do you like women with long nails or women who cut their nails often
What's a “nakama”?
>>34346912>pick a directionI mean. It matters what's in that direction. Preferably downhill towards water.
>>34346917oh lol yes I did, sorry.
>>34346921all I ever drink is coffee lately, it's probably not healthy
>>34346900Someone took shawtys hips aw hell nah
>go to the gym at 6am today>see my white female friend in plain sight right in front of me>didn’t register that it was her>didn’t recognize because she wasn’t wearing make up>she said hi to me and I realized who it was>she looked very pale and kind of mid when I thought she was pretty hot otherwiseOn a scale of 1-10, how grim is this? Do all white women look like pale plague victims without makeup?
State gender. Is there anything physical you do to help deal with loneliness? Like pressing your back up against the wall when you sleep and imagining it to be a guy, or putting a heated and weighted blanket over your face to feel like someone is sitting on your face?
>>34346931Women look normal. You are a monkey without object permanence.
Femanon, do you have nice hips?
>>34346920*TikTok doomscrolling gf
>>34346935MNo lol
>>34346935I cuddle my blanket (I imagine it's (her) ) , sometimes I fall asleep hugging my knees
>>34346935Snuggling pillow. Heating pad. Warm beverage before bed/milk.
>>34346936You’re an unironically an ugly femcel and everyone itt would agree with me.
>>34346937Yep
>>34346930Non-white comment
I feel robbed. Every day I wake up and feel robbed.
>>34346893Thats how you get ticks
>>34346945I'm not ugly. I was just complimented 5 times yesterday and someone asked me if I was really married and I lied to them.
>>34346937yea sure
>>34346954>non-stop delusionsThe female ENTJ.
Alright I will google it. It means companion I guess.
Foids own me silence
I'm gonna start just lying to people
>>34346958I am not that myers brigg.
>>34346931If you're used to their face with it they look weird without it but you'd feel the opposite about a woman who never wears it but then suddenly goes full glam one day>>34346935F no that kind of thing just makes me feel worse>>34346953I check for themCan't do shit without getting ticks in may
Did you know being alone destroys the brain
>>34346962>start
>>34346968Yeah just more blatantly and often
>>34346967Nothing left to destroy bud.
>>34346967Yeah
Why cant we all fall in love
He forced you to be his Comfort Woman. Didn't he?
>come back home from a 50 minute jog>rub balls and pubes>sniff>smells like metal and BOI know that BO after sweating a ton is normal, but is it normal for it to have a metallic hint to it or is something wrong?
>>34346967yeah, I've been experiencing it since I dropped out of highschool, sadly it doesn't make me dumber it's just pain
>>34346967Try as we might, we can't fight the tide.
>>34346937My waist to hip ratio is 0.73. I think they are ok>>34346967That makes senseToo late for me now though
>>34346979I fell in love once, never again...
>>34346979I withdraw when I'm accused of greed. It's impolite.
>>34346984My WtH ratio is 0.71, but I’m a man with a perky ass
>Every Miami Vice episode>Crockett fails to save his latest informant, a dumb kid who got in too deep into muling drugs>Gangsters shoot Crockett's informant while Crockett screams "NNNOOOO!!!" as Tubbs looks on coldly>Written and directed by: Michael MannMan this show just doing the same shit over and over and overAlso was this show supposed to be macho when it was on? Everyone in this shit dresses really fucking gay.
>>34345667Why am I so interesting to men but not to women?I suppose they find me funny and entertaining. I am pretty eccentric I suppose. Not in an autistic way though. I am pretty self aware.I want to say it's because I am not attractive but I see girls hanging out with uglier guys than me. I am not even looking to date. I just wish I had friends that were women. i don't care if they are attractive or not. I only have one female friend and she's like 20 years older than me. I do enjoy her friendship because we can queen out together over topics (no homo).I feel like I sometimes get that from femanons here or other places but IRL it feels like most women are very cold toward me. It has to be looks right?
>>34346980What's a comfort woman
>>34346994In the second World War a comfort woman was a Korean, sometimes Chinese or Taiwanese woman, that Japanese soldiers forced into sexual slavery.
>>34346992Your male socialization made you gay. You weren't socialized for women.
>>34346992They see you as an easy target.
>>34346990If I was eating better I'd have more going on back there. It looks like shit rn.
>>34346979https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sELR5SLXABI
You have chose to become ghetto. Please explain this transformation.
>>34346996But men still do that when they're losers.
As a blackanon, why do I naturally seem to vibe more easily with Southeast Asians than East Asians?
>>34346979because love hurts
As a white anon I enjoy s square white boy
>>34347007Because they have also been colonized, occupied, abused, and raped by the white man.
>>34347008What's love got to do with it?
>>34346997Why do I vibe well with women online then?Like on discord and stuff.>>34346998For what
>>34347015>For whatHomosexual assault.
>>34347014falling in love has everything to do with love
>>34347007This is funny to me, a white man, because I dated a southeast Asian girl and was surprised to meet the most anti-black people I've ever encountered at one of her family gatherings.
I always start lifting and then lose motivation after a few days
>>34347018I want you to imagine Werner Herzog sucking your penis. Forcibly raping and enveloping your cock with his old, toothless, wrinkled German lips.
I kinda have to agree with women. Ugly women barely exist, ugly men are everywhere.
Men born in 1999 bites lip
>>34347015No real face to face interraction so you can't default to your rude boy mannerisms without alienating others.
>>34347019Not so much the case if you seen Third-Worldist intellectuals advocating Brown Solidarity, that shit's like the fucking Bandung Conference.
>>34347021what? why? what's wrong with you?
>>34347018That's a song lyric, ya dud.
>>34347022Ugly women exist I see one in the mirror every day
>>34347023Men in their twenties who have not been initiated into sexual magick by elderly women in their 60s are missing out. Retired age woman and fresh out of college boy is the most intimate and magical sexual pairing God ever created.
>>34347023whats so special about us?
>>34347031The fact is, they don't really care about ushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJL6nfu__Q
>>34347028oh, s-sorry I'm dumb
Incels should go into divorce lawyer business.
>>34347031>whats so special about us?Your minds are special.
>>34347038as in special needs?
Places that center around a college and nothing else are so fucking weird, man. Like it's a bunch of twentysomethings acting like they understand the world but they're cloistered in a library and classrooms surrounded by corn fields and cows outside of campus. Jesus fucking Christ, man.
>>34347029You probably just have body dysmorphia. I bet you have big boobs and a phat ass and nice hips and a soft tummy. Most ugly women are just obese, super old, or disfigured.
>>34347024>rude boy mannerismsI am not a rude boy :(I am a gentleman. Women seem to appreciate my gestures and stuff. I just mean they don't seem interested in like being friends irl. Anyway...back to reading Christine de Pizan...
>>34347044I don't think you know what a rude boy is. They are a punk rock-adjacent subculture originating in Jamaica, and heavily responsible for popularizing the Ska genre in America. When that anon is saying you have rude boy mannerisms, they're saying you like to play trumpet in a rock band and wear checkered fedoras. It's not a bad thing.
>>34347042I'm underweight and have none of that
Have you ever had that moment where you're alone and you start choking and it makes you think about how easy it would be for you to just die and have no one notice for 3 days. Loneliness kills. Via suffocation. I need to put a chair in here.
>>34347049wife material
>>34347050Yes.
>>34347030It's more like 18 year old boy and 22 year old woman. That's a great relationshipOr late 20s zoomer man (me) and Early 30s girl (any millennial femanon here).
state genderwhat videogame genre are you bad at?
>>34347049NTA but if you're not obese, super old, or disfigured you're almost certainly not ugly. Even if you've got a butterface someone will find you attractive.
>>34347029Oh no baby girl
>>34347055MaleI'm bad at First Person Shooters. I like slow games. I like to take my time. I like to relax. QUIT PRESSURING ME.
I want to date one of those girls that are into magic and shit like that so we can have sex (for one of her rituals or whatever) in a cemetery
I get filled with ungodly rage when I go to the grocery store 59 minutes before closing and the guy at the front tells me "we're closing in an hour" like I'm really going to take 59 minutes to grab a carton of milk and leave.
>>34347055>state gender>what videogame genre are you bad at?M, puzzle games, I'm not autistic enough for that.
>>34347049Why not eat a borger?
>>34347055FAll the ones that require any hand/eye coordination whatsoever.
>>34347055m, i haven't played videogames in a decade.I thought I would be eating candy and playing videogames when I become an adult and have money but my parents were right. You outgrow it.
>>34347060I went on a couple dates with a self-proclaimed witch once because I thought it was cute, but really it turned out she was just insane. Come to think of it, my life has sucked since around the time I stopped dating her so she probably hexed me.
>>34347061They say it just in case you're retarded or something
>>34347061>like I'm really going to take 59 minutes to grab a carton of milk and leave.You will. You will also fail, to find the cut of alligator in the seafood section you intend to chop up and use as part of your buffalo stir fry noodles. I know this about you. I have heard the stories. I know the many prophesies, about you!
>>34347064Even Tetris and Hatris?
>>34347065then why the fuck are you even answering his question?
>>34347061You need to check yourself in for anger management classes sir.
>>34347072To be fair, most white anons get filled with ungodly spurts of rage when they're forced to be around black people longer than a few minutes.
>>34347055Driving.
>>34347061Maybe chill the fuck outYou would be surprised how many people will hang around in a grocery store until 20 minutes after it closes ignoring the intercom announcements and then be mad when all the registers are closed when they decide to come up to the front finally.
>>34347055M. I suck at fighting games but love playing them, I am good at RTS games but find them boring. Life's funny like that.
>>34347070Don't know what Hatris is (I'm assuming it's just tetris with hats) but yes even Tetris.
>>34347030>t. Tranny
He has groped your bum cheeks with a black leather glove. He has spanked you and put out a cigarette on your naked shoulder blades. And he has forced you to suffer.He is your master.
I'm not that guy but I remember I was in a grocery store I was looking at a shelf of beans contemplating deciding which to buy. And some clueless boomer snuck up beside my and accidentally bumped his cart into me. Which scared the shit out of me and I lost my shit and kicked the cart back into him and he wheeled off. Women would you date me.
I failed a skill check.
>>34347059I'm only bad at competitive fps (or any competitive game for that matter) but I'm ok at fps games, not great.>>34347062I love puzzle games, it's like getting a brain orgasm every time you solve them (I know that sounds kinda gross but I have no other word to describe it) >>34347064so, what kind of games are you good at then?>>34347065I haven't outgrow them but I definitely play way less and I have zero interest in pretty much any modern game (with a few exceptions)>>34347071anon that's rude>>34347078actually I suck at RTS games, I want to get good at them but I just can't, I could never beat age of empires 2 and it bothers me to this day
>>34347082Wow what the fuck how did I type that so shit. I need to go to bed.
>>34347082Once I was looking for refried beans in the grocery aisle labeled "Hispanic foods" and some old guy comes up in my face and starts screaming about how "you people" (I'm not hispanic) need to be deported and stop stealing from hard working Americans.
Would my life be a better place if I moved to Eastern Europe for the low cost of living and was surrounded entirely by Slavic people?
>>34347086What'd you do
>>34347088They hate foreigners so you'll probably be stabbed to death by a group of gopniks.
>>34345667I want to get back with my Ex. The sex was that good.I am literally kept awake with the idea of fucking... Phoning her and fucking her the second I get back from Germany.I feel odd though as I want to basically, get back, return her things and tell her face to face, that I want it. But I want to lay down boundaries for both of us. Because I think the lust we had for each other was a good foundation, clearly there were things that overstepped for both of us
>>34347084>so, what kind of games are you good at then?Puzzles I guess?The main game I play is basically just a pedometer that rewards you for walking with little guys. If someone told me tomorrow I could never play another video game I'd be like "okay"
Women, would you let your man put his fingers on your neck and feel your pulse?
>>34347055MFighting games, I fucking hate them. Can play most everything else but fighting games and maybe MMOs have to be my least favourite genres.
>>34347097Do you Pokemon Go to the polls?
>>34347082Men really don't have peripheral vision.
>>34347100No, pikmin bloomI got bored of pokemon go pretty quickly
>>34347067>but really it turned out she was just insane.that's the best part though
>>34347055MaleI'm shit at anything that requires quick reflexes and keyboard combos, like Dark Souls.I'm fairly good at shooters, though. Usually manage 2.5-3 K/D without vehicles.
>>34346636I knew a girl who was into these, she was quote nice.
>>34347098If I was unconscious.
>>34347097what's the name of that game?puzzle games are fun too
>>34346636She's just like me. (Almost.)
>>34347105I always found the souls games easy to the point of being boring (maybe I got burned out by the time I played dark souls 2 idk) I love demon's souls though>I'm fairly good at shooters, though. Usually manage 2.5-3 K/D without vehicles.that's pretty cool! I could barely get one kill in some online game I played years ago
Femanons, would it bother you if you're boyfriend used the word "rape" a lot? Like sometimes if I am watching sports I'll say "they're raping them" if it's blowout.
I got 15,000 dollars from my grandma’s estate. What should I invest in?
Legitimately dude I'm losing my mind, I can't keep living in this body any longer this is a fucking prison, I have to kill myself or die or some shit to get out of this thing I'm in a fucking CAGE. LET ME OUT. IM FUCKING TRAPPED IN HERE. IM A BIG MAN TRAPPED IN A LITTLE CAGE.
>>34347116Despite all of anon's rage, he is still just a rat in a cage
>>34347114Yeah it does bother me.Idk words have definitions for a reason. So even if you don't actually feel that way it looks like you feel like being raped and losing at sports are equivalently bad. At best it's immature at worst I'm setting myself up to be sexually assaulted in the future by staying with you.
>>34345667How practical is Temple OS in 2026?I play a lot of video games. Especially games that use anticheat (unfortunately). Is windows 10 my only option?
>>34347109It's just pikmin bloomIt motivates me to walk more and I like their little accessories
>>34347073Nope.Racism/tribalism is a non-western/white quality. This is why the dumbest of whites (white trash) are like this and many dumb poor blacks/third worldists as well.Rich suburb in New england that's 99% white is like 90% democrat and anti-racist.
>>34347115Bro...You can't even get a car with that.
>>34347121I'm not gonna sexually assault people lol, it's just Xbox lobby talk that I grew up with.
Woman anons who use massive 10+ inch, massive girth dildos. Does it affect the pleasure you get from average sized cocks?
>>34347128>that I grew up withSo grow out of it
>>34347122For all the fake love towards King Terry over the last decade, nobody has ever actually programmed anything substantial, useful, or interesting to run on TempleOS.
Femanons, what kind of fanfiction are you into?
>>34347127He could totally get a car for that, are you kidding? He could get one for $10k
To non-racist manons:Would you date a tall black woman familiar with imageboard culture and humour, that is slightly chubby (but working on it) and sexually repressed? Asking for a friend
>>34347158Don't threaten me with a good time, ma'am.
>>34347158If I weren't already trying to date another woman, maybe.
>>34347158Nope. Sounds like one of those lonely anime nerds who tried changing after growing up.
>>34347114after meeting an actual rape victim I stopped using that word entirely, she said she didn't mind me using that word but still, it felt very insensitive of me.
Online shopping for cars I will never buy award
>>34347124that's cool, did you ever played any of the pikmin games? (besides bloom)
>>34347113I am legitimately retarded when it comes to knowing which button to press when. No idea how some people can even do stuff like no-hit runs. It's like watching aliens.
What's so bad about rape though. It's kind of like physical assault, but I've gotten my ass kicked plenty of times and I'm not traumatized. Y'all are just bitches.
>>34347169NoI watched someone else play pikmin 2 a bit when I was in middle school but never did myself
>>34347158The biggest red flag is that she only asks this question because she thinks of herself negatively. I don't know if I'm good enough to convince her that she was green flagged all along. I'd like to imagine us building each other up, but what if we just end up putting ourselves down together?>I'm so grateful that you looked past my downsides and gave me a chance. You're too good for me.>No, you're too good for me. You're the one who looked past my downsides and gave me a chance.>No, you're too good for me.>No, you're too good for me.>No, you.>No, you.>NO U>NO U>O RLY>YA RLY>NO WAI
>>34347161It's not over, thank you>>34347164What do you mean by changing
>>34347168Same lol don't even have a license
>>34347175>I'd like to imagine us building each other up, but what if we just end up putting ourselves down together?That is something to work on, also kek at the greentext
>>34347170hey you're good at fps games, that's very impressive honestly.>No idea how some people can even do stuff like no-hit runs. It's like watching aliens.well it's kinda like playing an instrument (but way easier) you get good with practice, never tried a no hit run but I did do a no death run of demon's souls.
>>34347177lmao you're even more demented than I amI'm about to sell my current boring one and move to somewhere with public transit, but I'm gonna buy one again in a couple years I think
>>34347179The biggest hurdle to being loved by others is an inability to love yourself.
>>34347171How about you go get raped by a man then
I want to get a bike, I don't know how to drive one but I think it would be cool, like my cool 90s japanese animes.it would be cool to die in a bike accident too desu
>>34347184he would probably enjoy it
>>34347158Are you the black chick from /r9k/?
>>34347184Again it's kind of like saying go get your ass kicked. Nobody wants their ass kicked but if I did I'd forget about it in a week.
>>34347188No, who's that?
>>34347158yeah sure why not
Do you watch all the openings when binge watching anime?
>>34347158>tall>familiar with imageboard culture and humourI'm assuming that you dislike femdomshit, but do you still accept jokes about snu-snu?
>>34347115Put it all on black at the casino and let it ride
>>34347134>no woman respondsThis thread is clearly faggots pretending to be women
>>34347197I did if I liked the opening but I haven't watched an anime in a while
>>34347158I’m typically just not attracted to black women, however I do occasionally find black women attractive.I’d say that I more than likely couldn’t see myself ever dating one due to how I grew up (environmental factors like things I saw and experienced first hand, and continue to see). I probably still have some residual racism or prejudice in me. I think everyone of every race probably does to an extent. However I wouldn’t really consider myself racist.
>>34347197I always listen to ops and eds at least once. If they are absolute bangers I always listen to them
>>34347194Some retarded attention whore, don’t worry about it.
>>34347197if i like the opening
>>34347202No shit
>>34347049be my gf
>>34347031They're data mining again
>>34347197if I'm only watching 2 episodes yes, but if I'm watching 6 I skip it sometimes
I have been shadow banned. That explains why I get no (You)s.
>>34347211oh goddamn it!!
>>34347190I need to know that you can get raped and forget about it in a week. Otherwise, shut up.
>>34347202How am I supposed to respond to that I'm 34 I haven't been "into" fanfiction since I was teenager
>>34347214maybe your posts are not interesting
>>34347219My posts are excellent.
>>34347217MILFs post here???
Femanons, you receive an offer for $1 billion BUT you have to immediately marry a male /atoga/ poster (chosen at random) and can't divorce or murder him. Would you take the offer?IMPORTANT: Your chosen husband will never be able to access your bank account.
>>34347198>do you still accept jokes about snu-snu?Lol I've never gotten one but I'll take it!>>34347204I think you would count as racist.>>34347206Technically I'm attention whoring D:
>>34347222are they?
>>34347134I don't lust after imaginary men anymore because I'm not a teenager.Fan fictions are for exploring your sexuality. Most of us have sea legs here.
>>34347224Is having kids no longer a requirement for being a milf>>34347225So I get a billion dollars and the only time I have to spend any time with him is during the wedding? Sure. I have enough money to avoid him until one of us dies.
>>34347225>a gamble I could marry >him
>>34347229you lust after a youtuber, you're no better than a teenager lusting after imaginary men
>>34347232What are you gonna do about it, punk?
>>34347230You also have to have sex with him at least 1 (one) time.
>>34347226How tall are you? You must be shorter than you feel if nobody goes for the low-hanging fruit.
>>34347235That was not stipulated in the original agreement so, no I don't.
>>34347237The contract has changed.
>>34347234um nothing
>>34347239Then sit down.
>>34347238Then I pass I'm out. If I have to fuck him I would want to be able to kill him after.
Do you guys have any idea how much a billion dollars is. With a billion dollars you could buy a whole new pussy. Would you rather be a whore for 20 minutes or stupid for life?
>femanons wouldn't have sex with a maleposter a single time for $1 billionMoidbros.......
To the anon that requested it last night... here's my pregnant cat :oI think I'm going to take her to the vet tomorrow but my mom has had pregnant cats before and she said it will be fine so we'll see lol>>34347055Kinda suck at fighting games. The only one I was even remotely decent at was Smash Melee when I was in 9th grade>>34347158If she's cool, isn't taller than me, and isn't into femdom, yeah
>>34347240yes
>>34347243Smart and alive, for life.Money isn't safety from chronic male abuse. You'd have to promise me I could be allowed to kill the male at any moment I please.
>>34347243If they can guarantee that the anon that gets randomly chosen for me is a legal adult, doesn't have any incurable stis, and is less than 300 pounds I'd consider it but even for a billion the random roll of the dice ain't worth it. What am I going to do with a billion dollars if fucking the guy makes me want to kill myself or gives me aids.
>>34347247>>34347225>and can't divorce or murder himAre you retarded. Like legitimately
>>34347245Hello Miro mwah
>>34347250Yeah, I'm pointing out that I don't like your rules because of how you moids are.
>>34347249Oh, don't worry. I have a sneaking suspicion that none of the men here have STIs... somehow...
>>343472361.8m
>>34347247Okay you can't kill him but you're legally allowed to remove up to two of his limbs in exchange for giving him half of the money (note: his penis doesn't count as a limb)
>>34347255If I just remove his limbs at his waist... that counts as removing two limbs. :)
>>34347254>not even six feet tallYou'll be fine, you have the positives of tall without the negatives of Tall.
>>34347245>Kinda suck at fighting games. The only one I was even remotely decent at was Smash Melee when I was in 9th gradeI suck at smash bros and fighting games in general I was only decent at the naruto fighting games on ps3 lol
>>34347259Wait wait wait. If I remove only one limb I don't have to give him the money. So carve him from rib to inner theigh.
>>34345667Based OP pic, haven't seen this in years>>34345675>cisGo back to tumblr faggot>>34345683They way I see it they were both visionaries but Stallman was more of a pragmatist whereas Terry was more of an artist
>>34347259>>34347262If you try to fuck with the rules you lose all of it and have a firecracker detonated in your pussy
>>34347264Say my name. :)
>>34347266Floorbreaker
>>34347266Scalebreaker
>>34347245Kitty. :3
>>34347267Ur ghey
>>34347271Chairbreaker
>>34347269Ultra ghey
>>34347245how do you know she's pregnant and not fat
>>34347271>>34347275Over 35 BMI, morbid obesity. Not only ugly and smelly, but uglier and smellier than every man in this thread. You spend your days screeching at us but the greatest insult is right there in your mirror.
>>34347273Mega ghey
>>34347266Fat cunt.
>>34345743Call me a midwit then lol bc AI is a scourge>>34345773M, Coraline>>34345795If you have to ask, the answer is always yes>>34344751What am I supposed to know lolSleeping 4 hours a night sounds more like hypomania if it's accompanied by other troublesome symptoms
>>34347278Shoebreaker
>>34347274You kiss boys
>>34347279Fat bastard
Ohayo gozaimasu, watashiwa Hungry Nigga desu
>>34347282What are those ah
>>34347251I want to change her name to Mira now so it's more feminine but my neighbors are Mexican and I don't want to go outside yelling "LOOK LOOK LOOK" when they're out there ;_;>>34347261>the naruto fighting games on ps3 lolI think I played one of those at a friend's house lol. He was really good at fighting games, went to local tournaments, went to some in other cities etc. I was more competitive in FPS and RTS>>34347276I feed her the same amount every night and she's ballooned in size in the past 2 weeks. She also has nipples now lol
>>34345773Mjacob's ladder and bladerunner (the original)
>>34347245Thanks anon you're cat is rad
>>34347286Sup Nigga.
>>34347292God damn auto correct
>>34347291BASED
Can't belive lha is gonna be a dad soon...
>>34345848M, ngl, would>>34345861A better question to ask is what makes you unlikeable/puts people off Work on your issues and there is probably someone likeable beneath thatLittle kids of both genders play together without batting an eyelid. It's when people get older that life fucks them up>>34345871Her bra size must also be KKK>>34345927I don't want kids but in theory sure. Literally who gives a shit>>34345931What about the other 0.01%?
>>34346941>No lolI don't like the implied judgement =0
>>34345834Btw I watched waterworld and it was not good for my adhd and kept losing me because it takes so long to explain plot.
>>34347287Arterybreaker
>>34346052>SPEED BOY>GASOLINE'SI read this as Speedy GonzalesBased Eurobeat enjoyer tho>>34346082Eris>>34346149Nah lol I only slept 4hrs and just worked all day and didn't eatBut then my roommate made dinner and we watched a movie so that was chill
>>34347225Virtually all women settle for men that they don't find attractive, and the men that they settle for are not even worth one hundredth of a billion dollars. This is essentially just a dead bedroom betabux situation except it's her money instead of his. No shit all femanons would take this deal, anyone who says they wouldn't is lying. Add a stipulation that says they must have sex with him weekly and then it will actually be a difficult question.
>>34347298
Donny again
>>34347301
>>34347266C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>34346188>If you're not in big cities what are you even doing?I'm in a city but don't go out>How are you even "dating"?I'm notI did date some nice gals back in my small hometown though>>34346231RIP, can't you use a VPNAnyway I don't trust the Brazilian government's competency to actually go through with this, or anything for that matterThere was a scare in bongland and absolutely nothing happened lol
>>34347309>COMBOThe ones at McDonald's?
>>34347311Was that supposed to be an English thing specifically or all of Britain?
>>34347308Posting a selfie again. That's a ban.
>>34346438M, we also like flowers... or baked goods kek>>34346467It's 4am and I can't sleepAlso like other anon said, this is pretty much the only social interaction I have >>34346632Depression/anxiety usuallyWhen I drink a lot though I brush my teeth even more lol out of paranoia
I don't get how people can just meet and hookup right then and there
>>34347318Ay it's not up to me. That's the lords work.
>>34346651M, yes, I have doneLive in bongland so can't exactly be fussy about people's teeth. They say don't look a gift horse in the mouth>>34346684>don't think I'm ugly I just think I'm insufferable to be aroundYou're so real for this
>>34347299I am judging a bit
>>34347319it's a normie thing
>>34347296We just moved and I haven't even met the father yet... I thought I raised a prudent cat...
the area where my cat bit me last night still hurts :(not as much as it did this morning though
love moids with cats
>>34347326I'm INFP.
I feel the tears are coming on. It won't be long.
>>34347330Did kitty break the skin? Cat bites get infected really easily, you need to clean them well if they draw blood.
Life is not worth living without (her) at least thinking about (her) doesn't hurt anymore, it just makes me a bit sad now
>>34347330Cat scratch fever, better update your will.
God I'm too fucking drunk again. When is this shit gonna fucking END FUCKING END ALREADY
>>34346703Based, have a lovely walk (or hope you did anyway)I used to smoke cigarettes there every day>>34346767No, if anything that just makes me more headstrong lol>>34346837Are you this guy >>34342756If you cba on paper, you can use an app like SmartBP or Quardio if you have one of those monitors (or just write your own lol) Really you only need to take a morning/evening reading (average of 3 for each) for a week, to get a good idea of your baseline
>>34347342IM NOT A HIPPE, IM JUST HEADSTRONG
>>34347333What happened?
>>34347335no she didn't broke my skin, it's just the area where she bit me is really sensitive (for me at least) she bit my forearm btw>>34347337>my willLOL>>34347342>Based, have a lovely walkthanks! I like smoking in front of these two graves of what seem to be a chinese couple I don't know why honestly
Any gender, is it impossible to date in the modern age if you're looking to start a family? Right now I'm in the middle of college and I'm almost in my mid 20s and I DESPERATELY want children and a family, but it seems every time I meet someone they either expect me to take care of them, are a massive degenerate and/or ghost me. When I finish college and start working I know I'm going to have almost no time for meeting new people to date, and the nature of my career path I won't be able to meet anyone at my job. I'm terrified I'm going to die alone and childless, and most people in my life that are in stable relationships are either highschool sweethearts or met in college. I just want some tiny form of hope to cling onto, I desperately want to get married and experience love, and glorify God with my marriage.
>>34347344I've made myself quite the bed to lie in.
90% of the people in these threadshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWT-s1Deh4k
>>34347346>like smoking in front of these two graves of what seem to be a chinese couplLol wtf
>>34347351Sorry to hear that anon, I hope everything gets better.
>>34346848Peak taste>>34346868That's cool, if we're hanging out I'd rather be doing other stuff together anyway>>34346903>I’ll be 25 soon and I only have $180k to my nameI'm 28 and I have £2 to my name right now, and that's in my overdraft lol (my credit card is also maxed out), not even enough for a sandwichYou're alright g
I wish to understand one day what it's like to be fat. When I retire in my castle I shall hold great feasts for my self.
>>34347353well not right in front of those grave but nearby idk man that area is just nice
>>34347337These things were so ugly
Gender + What's your favorite dipping sauce for tendies and nuggies?
>>34347359I can't remember the last time I had that. Mayonnaise
>>34347359I want chicken nuggies now :(
>>34347357I thought you were just standing there and staring at them. Like hello Mr and Ms Chong lovely evening would you like a puff
>>34346910>Is it unattractive for a woman to have unpainted nailsNo lol>>34346922I honestly don't know if I have a preference here, apples and orangesTbh I think most guys don't notice/care about nailsWhen I had painted nails it was only girls who commented on them kek>>34346924Comrade...Bro's watching one piece
>if a man is a decent cook, do femanons get wet I'm a decent cook and have improved my skills recently. I often cook for my housemate and friends and they're all impress these days.
>>34347362honestly that's something I would do desubut I haven't!!!
>>34347359Honey mustard.
>>34347363>When I had painted nailsGayyy
>>34347356It's not great, fucks your joints and makes it hard to move as you want to, along with lowering self-esteem sometimes. Depending on your genetics it can look amazing though, but only if you're a woman.
>>34347359Ranch>>34347360Based
>>34347359>Gender + What's your favorite dipping sauce for tendies and nuggies?I don't remember, tendies and nuggies are the same thing. Maybe buffalo ranch. I guess
>>34347359FIike to mix buffalo sauce and honey mustard
>>34347055M, anything violent like FPS and fighting games, I'm pretty shit at lolOn the other hand, I'm really good at platformers and racing games
>She's just like me. (Almost.)
>>34347331:o>>34347348>is it impossible to date in the modern age if you're looking to start a family?No, but you're approaching your mid 20s and you're in school. Most of the women that you'll find in college/university are willing to commit but they don't want to have the pressure of marriage and other expectations yet. You should date someone with the expectation that it might not last forever since you're both young and you're in college - people move for work, family, etc. What happens when you have a nice job in city A but she has a nice job in city B but you'll get paid peanuts? You're better off waiting to date "seriously" until after school>>34347359Honey mustard
>>34347075This lol. Anyone who's worked customer service will know the pain of people for asking for stuff as you're closing up. When I was a bartender I'd call last orders several times and then there was always some asshole who'd ask for more drinks after I'd cleaned the bar. Go across the street to the store you idiot
What is the longest continuous amount of time you have ever played a game or binged watched a TV series without taking a break (not counting bathroom breaks or microwaving something) and what was it?
>>34347197I watch each OP and ED at least a couple of timesIf it's true kino I'll let it play out more times https://youtu.be/AX6znJQYx6c
>>34347383I think 8 hours back when I used to play monster hunter 4and also when I beat metal gear solid 2 in like 2 days
>>34347383MI played jagged Alliance 3 for like 30 straight hours after downloading it
>>34347386Did you beat it by then
>>34347383When Fire Emblem Three Houses came out I had just come back from vacation after quitting my job, and I did nothing but play that game, watch pro CS, and apply for new jobs for a couple months. I'm sure I clocked in a few 14+ hour sessions.
>>34347303>trannyUwot>>34347314Don't know, either way nothing was enacted lolThe most that happened were some lewd sites had to filter their services, which you can still get to with VPN or mirrors, rendering the entire block pointless
>>34347383During covid I had nothing to do so I'd watch TV for ~16 hours at a stretch.
>>34347319Neither can I desu. I can barely even work up to a kiss on the third date lol. Meanwhile the huzz asking for sex on day 1>>34347331I'm sure the cats would like you>>34347338Take a nap g>>34347343Is that a song>>34347346>like smoking in front of these two graves of what seem to be a chinese coupleBasedBig up Mr. Chong and Mrs. Chang
>>34347387No I was dicking around and my soul was leaving my body by the end so I wasn't doing anything productive. I beat it in the following couple days.
>>34347392https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l46W51-uKlsTo be honest I don't really listen to them anymore they're kidna mid but you reminded me of it
>>34347359Can't go wrong with ketchup or BBQ sauceShit I'm hungry now...>>34347367No uI never painted my own nails though it was always the gals
Any strategies to hide simping?
>>34347332Mentally I am entj but everything else about me is isfp
>>34347395Fuck my life. All this time I thought he said I'm just headstrong, now I'm realizing he said I just get stoned
>>34347397Simp for all people, men and women alike. Simp the most for the person who means the most to you, but put on the appearance of being kind and supportive with everyone.
>>34347397You'll naturally get rid of it once your girl cheats on you.
>>34347398:o:|
>>34347383There are too many things to pick. I have never had a job before or went to college. I've been trying to be more productive the last few months, but before that I would basically just wake up, smoke weed or drink some rum, then play vidya or watch tv shows literally all day. That's 15 hours on the internet every single day for years. I've probably consooomed more entertainment media than almost any other person on this planet.
>>34347397Just cut them off bro
>>34347407These fucking subs are just people jacking themselves off lol
>>34347411No they're not. They don't exist to be observed to do that.
All i need is a girl with big butt and nice smile.Why is it so hard to find one that likes me :/Dont say>Because you are unlikeable
>>34347413Okay.Because you're also ugly too.
>>34347383Honestly only a few hours, I don't have the attention span for that kekI watched Lain in one sitting but that's only about 5 hoursWhen I was watching Maison Ikkoku and got hooked towards the end I basically spent 2 days watchingI also watched all 56 episodes of The Looney Tunes Show over the past few days but that's not very impressive desu>>34347395Nostalgic lol
Men, when you all say you don't have time to date, like what are you doing? What are you all doing that you have so little time? Women have lives too, they work, they do chores and errands, they see friends. Like how are you so low-key bad at time management?
>>34347412>"No these walls of text or flattery and praise are not me jacking myself off" I don't expect you to understand because you're a narcissist but I just wanna point it out for everyone else
Divorced men just date filipinos or 23 year olds. What is the play for divorced women?
>>34347416They bein gay and pretending to suck other men off in their closet, sis. It's how they were raised with no fathers either.
>>34347416At least it's new bait
Being lonely is pretty alright because nobody depends on you, you can do whatever the fuck you want and theres not a single soul to complain about it.I still do feel attraction to women though, and thats the main problem.In ideal world i would be a handsome guy and could get one night stands and friends with benefits but like poster above said im ugly.
my cat bit me again! but at least she licked me afterwards this time. I love my cat
>>34347416>Middest of mids is surprised that some chad has told her he has too much pussy on platter to put in bare minimum of effortLmaoing at her life.
>>34347409>wake up, smoke weed or drink some rum, then play vidya or watch tv shows literally all dayBro was living the dream lolI've never been that devoid of responsibilities, besides during college when I was mentally checked out
>>34347417Oh, I thought you were just yapping about the moids itt not the picture. @.@
>>34347416Men are too tired to do anything outside of work because men work real jobs, they don't write emails in an office.
>>34347424Classic abusive relationship dynamic.
are blue veins on pale girl thighs an ick?
>>34347434No.
>>34347432you don't get it, she hurts me because she loves me
Rate my lifestyle atogays:>Work on saturday and sunday evenings ~ 15 hours per week>Monday-friday:>Wake up, have coffee, browse shit on internet, maybe play a game a bit >Go to gym lift for 2~ hours, get groceries>Come back home, cook and eat food, evening tea or coffee>All this consumed in front of computer of course >Play vidya>Get tired>Take a shower>Go to bed>Repear
>34347434Fuck off
>>34347434Nah, that's hot as fuck. Let me kiss them.
>>34347439what was wrong with that question?
>>34347434No, but blue veins on big pale tits are better
You ever get so horny that you're just a straight up animal. Like you don't have any intelligent thought in your head whatsoever.
>>34347416>how are you so low-key bad at time management?Crippling ADHD and laziness desuI seem to simultaneously get loads and nothing done all dayI've been unemployed for months and the days just dissappear>>34347430Tbh when I worked real jobs I feel like I had more momentum and motivation (and money...) to do things outside of workLooking back idk how I had the energy but I did
>>34347441You know what you were doing with that enjoy your wave of (you)s. Thirsty ass simps here will drool over everything
>>34347444no, I get light headed when that happens and NO I'm not bragging about having a huge cock or anything like that, I'm just very unhealthy
>>34347438>works 15 hours a week>rents own apartmentEurotrash have it goodAs a bongcuck, even when working 40+ hours a week I've always had to live with other people
>>34347446it was an honest question. besides, it wouldn't have matter what i asked, men always answer questions from women
>>34347438You skipped the porn and goon sesh.
>>34347420playing vidya and shitposting on /int/
Men, why are you all meek and useless when domesticated?
>>34347453I tried the blackberry dr pepper and I was disappointed
>>34347450You already knew the answer though that's the thing. You just wanted them to kiss your ass.
>>34347456clearly you have bad taste
>>34347416>Do you have no hobbies or pleasure outside of work?Tbh when I'm in a depressive episode I have no energy to do anything besides work and then crash into bedThese normies will never get it
>>34347454GET BACK UP KNEEL AND BOW WHERE'S YOUR REVOLUTION NOW
>>34347456I don't like soda in general anymore
>>34347454Why are you a fat single mother on welfare who spends all of her time on an anime imageboard
>>34347464And a namefag too. I feel pity for the baby.
>>34347464I'm not on welfare and I only spend like 2 hours posting here.
>>34347458>clearly you're not fat
>>34347465She doesn't have custody.
THIS MONKEYS GONE TO HEAVEN!
>>34347055MMOBAs. I'm generally extraordinarily easygoing but MOBAs make me so fucking angry I just swore them off over a decade ago. Some friends talked me into trying Deadlock when it first came out and I rageuninstalled it the third time we played it.
>>34347466>I only spend like 2 hours posting here
>>34347466>I only spend like 2 hours posting here.
>>34347466Six hours in your current session (since >>34346656), plus three hours in your previous session (>>34345742 through >>34346232), plus additional hours last thread.
>>34347454I'm happy with who I am and there's no sense trying to prove anything to anyone else at this point. Truth and meaning are dead and authentic love is soon to follow.
>>34347478Definitely a real guy that exists.
>>34347480nta but you understand that people can make a post, go do something else, come back later and make another post, right?
>>34347475>>34347479She literally just lies. That's all she does. She makes shit up completely out of thin air. Fucking 94 on the asvab and the Marines wanted her fatass, are you kidding? It's not surprising anymore.
Therye in zeeee WALSSSSLLSSLLSSSSS
>>34347480I don't monitor the thread after posting. I usually am multitasking and come back.
>>34347452Thats like 30min of my day come on
>>34347484If there's a gap of more than an hour between posts, sure. If there's a gap of only a few minutes between posts, come on.
>>34347449Its a tiny studio and i still have to shell out almost 600e per month.And its only going up in rent.Doesnt even count as apartament
Lich or a Djinn.
>>34347487Task 1, eat.Task 2, shitpost.Task 3, eat.
>>34347490Sure but maybe she takes a coffee break of half an hour where she posts a bunch, goes back to do something else and comes back to check and post some more two hours later. She could post a screenshot of her screen time for 4chan to clear this up easily.
>>34347485>Marines wanted her fatass, are you kidding?Maybe they thought she was a landwhale jkk
>>34347492I dream of Djinnie.
>>34347493I have a job, unlike you. Actually two right now, but that is just fun temporary stuff.
>>34347416We're fucking tired man. There is almost zero benefit to men dating now. It's not that we don't have time, it's the time we do have is much more valuable to us doing 100 other things. Why can't women stop bitching and just fucking accept it. We're fucking BUSY!
>>34347485>midwit is jellyOooooo
>j-just why wont men date us?!Its not that we dont have time, we dong have time for your bullshit
>>34347504ding dong
>>34347499>Actually two right nowThis is why I support raising the minimum wage, so that every job, no matter how menial, has a living wage.I want to live in a world where BlueValkyrie doesn't think she's bragging to announce that she has TWO go-nowhere dead-end shitjobs.
>>34347504>we dongPfffffffffff (auto correct shot his ass with the gay)
>>34347491>tiny studio and i still have to shell out almost 600e per monthAverage in my area for a tiny studio is £1.2k/month lol (in my home town it's like £1.5k)A full-time minimum wage worker takes home £1.7k/month, it's not affordable at allStill not saying it's great by any means lol, but you are kinda lucky
>>34347434Pic?
Hey /adv/, quant and britfag for britfag here, I need your help, please!
>>34347504Dong time
>>34347504You dong fucked up
>>34347506I don't mean to be an asshole, but if she had a regular wagie full-time job she wouldn't have the time to post here all day like she does lol, at least I certainly didn't when I was workingiirc she doordashes, idk what the other hustle isI actually don't support raising the minimum wage too much because all it does is make employers hire less people and then everyone's more miserable (overworked staff and the unemployed)It sucks but you gotta live within your means. Honestly at no point in history has someone working the equivalent to a McDonald's cashier or whatever, been able to live in a cushy pad or whatever. You find lodgings and make do and have a laugh lol.
>>34347473IF MAN IS FIVEIF MAN IS FIVEif man is five
Bruh fucked up bad with that typo.
>>34347506>I'm bragging about having two jobs.Means>the whole audience is broke
>>34347158>sexually repressedDoes this mean her hymen still intact or it's just another buzzword forced by whores like 'going in celibacy'?
>>34347243Honor is priceless
Its easy to make a typo when your hand is on your cock.
>>34347504>that dong dong dong dong
Guys go easy on her. It's easy to think bottom feeder jobs are impressive when you have no accomplishments in life.
>>3434738316 hours of Talos Principle
dude i cant even ask for advice with guys because im not even confused i just ruin it for myself every time and i dont know why and it makes me upset but it keeps happening. im just awful.
>>34346862Sorry but you MUST BE THIS YOUNG to ride the Cock-carousel.
>>34347527How many compliments have you recieved in your line of work? None? Figures you'd be a bitch.
>>34346782Are you bigger than a can of monster energy?
>>34347383when i was like 13 i spent more than 24 hours straight playing LEGO Universe before it shut down bc i had a boyfriend on there and i wanted to marry him but i didnt have a phone or email to give him so when the game was shutting down it was our last time being together.
Ask not for whom the bell dongsIt dongs for thee
Women are training themselves, hardening themselves, they are done taking men's shit.
>>34347538Tragic.
Dong haue taim fo yo burrshiet
>>34347539>whome*women
>>34347416I'm tired after work, and interacting with people is draining, so I have a very limited amount of energy to dedicate to anything that would help me meet women.I have time for someone I'm comfortable with and care about. Not for interacting with strangers for the minuscule chance I will end up clicking with a woman.
>>34347538And how old was this boyfriend
friendly reminder
>>34347548he said he was 14 but obviously i had no way to know. but he did say his age before me, and before i said i was a girl, and he knew literally ALL of the ninjago lore, so im inclined to believe in him.
>>34347529You're not awful you just got some issues it seem (don't we all lol)You must be a reason you push them away, maybe you're afraid of them getting close and what could be?
>>34347529Men only want 3 things from her gf/wife:1. Respect2. Loyalty3. Peace
>>34347550Not just shaming, the laws.
>>34347554>her
>>34347554
>>34347538This is the cutest thing ever>>34347547Mood, such is the life of being an introvert in customer service
>>34347554Actually I want 3 things from my gf/wife1. Memes2. Food3. Boobs>>34347559Based Hades
IM FIRED JP6IM FICKN RESDY TO GOLO
State gender + If you had biological immortality and never aged or got sick, would you even bother dating? Would you remarry or would you hold the same person in your heart forever? Would you keep a photobook of every single man / woman you dated over the centuries?
>>34347517And the devils is sixAnd the devils is six
>>34347564MWouldn't change my dating life (nonexistent)I'd probably shoot myself
>>34347564>would you hold the same person in your heart foreverI would probably do this, Draculamaxx and die in battle in the name of my true loveI imagine whoring around would get boring really fast>Would you keep a photobook of every single man / woman you dated over the centuries?That sounds kind of serial killer esque, also I'd def lose it during the move to another castle or whatever
>>34347564I would have enough time to make someone else immortal. This would cause wars as they would eventually seek power and start their own feuding kingdoms.
>>34347564No. I'd give men a taste of their own medicine like a banshee.
>>34347564fI would probably end up meeting someone I connect with deeply every couple hundred years. Most likely the same soul reincarnating again and again.
>>34347566then GOD IS SEVENthen GOD IS SEVENthen GOD IS SEVEN
>>34347572and I am 8and I am 8and I am 8
>>34347564f, i would start a religion and eventually a country with myself as the figurehead, but the teachings would actually be unambiguously humanitarian and generous and we would eventually solve world hunger and cure all diseases. i would also be cool and have a band.
>>34347573Black Francis never said that
>>343475624. Blowjobs
>>34347569>would have enough time to make someone else immortalI didn't think about this, that's kind of basedI would procrastinate so much if I was immortal though>ehh I'll invent an immortality pill tomorrow...>>34347541I want to imagine they're listening to Dutch gabber or something
>>34347575maybe, but I did to be vaguely blasphemous
>>34347416I would rather get cozy and play Stardew Valley than listen to some Mid that thinks she is a "high value woman" lecture me for 2 hours about how men need to lead while literally doing nothing herself. Or some other Mid that will trauma dump on date 1 and then ghost me because I don't want to immediately become her therapist. Talking to women in a dating context is like voluntarily taking psychic damage repeatedly. It's not even that women are evil, they're just exhausting vampires who feed on attention/validation/drama. Meanwhile my Stardew farm is waiting. Cozy cabin, fireplace going, rainy soundtrack, just planted ancient fruit, dog is napping next to me, and no one asking me "how was your day" and getting upset if they don't get a 3 hour monologue. There is zero emotional labor required to pet chickens and marry a pixel wife, and I can pause whenever, no "we need to talk" text at 2am. My virtual wife will never weaponize her ADHD or BPD against me. Why would I trade that peace for a real life energy leech? Women literally just want you to be miserable, and they get pissed when you are not because you are along and you should be god damn it! Dumbledore said calmly.
>>34347579Nigga really typed allat
Sorry we're closed.
>>34347579actually valid crashout and based take from ancientfruitmaxxer
>>34347564FIdk maybe who cares it’s time to invest, learn every instrument etc
>>34347529Men are simple creatures, you should just stop overcomplicating things.
>>34347574>start a religion and eventually a country with myself as the figureheadBasedthe teachings would actually be unambiguously humanitarian and generous Lame>i would also be cool and have a bandCool>>34347579>marry a pixel wifeHaley best girlWhat are you doing complaining about women while playing a sissy game though>>34347587Sis *is* the band
I am not simple.
>>34347591HENLO SIMPLETON
I would go out tonightBut I haven't got a stitch to wear
>>34347594based>>34347595go naked to intimidate the hoes
>>34347594That may be true but my dad absolutely caused my parents' divorce. I love both of my parents and still hang out with both of them individually, but he really fucked up.
Hungry. Shop open soon. Freshly baked goodies.
>>34347579based
>>34347602This has to be the worst post I have seen in a while.
>>34347579>lecture me for 2 hours about how men need to lead while literally doing nothing herself.>if she can't lead then I certainly can't possibly know how to lead her by her exampleReally nigga?I'm not reading the rest. You're on blast.
>>34347593Swimming in concrete with my atoga bros
>>34347594He cheated, but she divorced him so it is her fault. Incel logic
>>34347594No. Moids are mostly at fault and divorce lawyers will cuck you on purpose.
Divorce should always be used as a positive term because it is
>>34347607My mom cheated on my dad first but she divorced my dad because he cheated on her. She will deny ever cheating on him still to this day even though we all know she 100% did, I think she has genuinely convinced herself in her own mind at this point. It's crazy how BPD women try to rewrite reality.
3 hour goonsesh at work award
>>34347613My sister asked my mom decades later why she cheated on our father and my mom did the same thing, pretended that she never did it and forgot it, lol. My father went from a nice guy to a violent drunk after the divorce. She ruined our entire family.
>>34347611Nothing positive about destroying children's lives
Why do some men take getting cheated and getting broken up with so bad?
>>34347616Their lives are ruined the moment they are born. Children are bloody bastards anyway.
>>34347613>>34347615>It's crazy how women try to rewrite realityfixed
2bh I should probably just go gay
>>34347621Men also take their half.
At least women don't commit mass genocides every decade you know. Filthy human species. Disgusting.
>>34347618>why do men have feelings and a self-esteem that can be hurt?
>>34347621Then why do men cheat more than women?
>>34347626Doesn't justify suicide and becoming addicted to something. Well no wonder the vast majority of the human population are weak willed zombies.
>>34347627Men admit to cheating more, women either deny reality or try to spin it to make it seem like what they did wasn't really cheating.
>>34347621Now imagine giving the wedding ring to a no virgin woman and then giving alimoy to the town's bike after the divorce!>>34347625100% of people that kill babies insideher womb are a women (abort)
>>34347629I am sure it's a bit more complicated than>women takes half It's agreed upon and stuff I dunno
>>34347625Yeah women fuckin suuuuck at everything I know, men on TOP
>>34347632Men trying to rewrite reality
>>34347634A foetus is not a human. And even if it were not more men killed pregnant women than women.
>>34347632This.It's also because females actively choose to date men with cheating traits over loyal men.
>>34347627No. Sex for women is a choice. Sex for men is a task sometimes a mission.Therefore cheating is easier for women, but due fake and hipocrite their nature women are able to hide their affairs better thsn men.
>>34347641Not everyone can read people so well to realise their traits lol
Can you buy opium laced tampons from a drug dealer?
>>34347644Interesting. You sound smart.
>>34347642Sorry I don’t speak incel
>>34347640>this total lack of empathy for the most vulnerable creatures of mankindare women even people?
You guys are so sexists.
>>34347643It's pretty obvious. Aren't female creatures constantly harping about how they have "emotional intelligence"? Yet they can't tell if the guy will be a violent cheater out of the 100 men that hit on them? Lmao
America hours filled with low IQ sexists thrdies
>>34347649You had the fault for wasting the time in this thread instead being working in the kitchen
>>34347651It's the middle of the night in the us.
>>34347651Americans are going to sleep though.
For the millionth time stop assuming I am a woman. This has happened so many times here.
>>34347648He was probably getting raped by men daily. That is why he can't understand women anymore.
Drank too much caffeine before bed again award
>>34347659Drink alcohol
there are foids ITT who look like this but claim they cant get a man
>>34347661i meant guys as in people. Yes women and men are the same in the head. A messed up jumble of passions unable to take control of their own life for longer periods of time always falling prey to their impulses.
>>34347657I bet your pronouns are she/her
>>34347664>there are foids ITTdoubt
>>34347564conquer india and transform it into an ultra-developed civilized 1st world high trust society, whilst rebuilding its entire ethno-religious cultural structure from the ground up to assist in this task
>>34347664I don't say that.
>>34347672There a exceptions of course
hour 20 lfgwhat are you up to this evening fellow atogoids? me personally, i'm laying around missing my ex, a out take a fuckload of caffeine, do a NASA nap, and finish up some work
>>34347528based
>>34347683>laying around missing my exSorry anon. I'm transitioning from laying around missing him to being pissed at him but it doesn't feel any better, doing a lot of procrastinating this evening I meant to do laundry, take a shower, and make jello but none of those things have happened and I haven't even been smoking weed idk what I'm doing I'm just sitting here
>>34347683Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm5oI1KWuYo and getting ready for sleep
>>34347686that is true, although it also doesn't let you rent it out as an air b'n'b and help deteriorate the housing situation of your local neighborhood>>34347690yeah it's not fun, wish i had advice to give but to be honest the last year and a half has been emotional cock and ball torture non-stop for me, fueled by possibly incurable mental issues which is really cool, ODing on edibles are one of the few things that gives my mind any break from it to be honest. i had a "pissed at her" phase for about a month, i moved on from it back to despair but i hope you'll move on from it to better places>>34347691hell yeah sleep tight anon, you drowsy nigga
Male anons I can’t fucking do it anyone I don’t do it anyone I hate everyone I hate everything nobody loves me
>>34347697holy attentionwhore
>>34347697Stop begging for attention on /atoga/ and go meet some friends. You're in college, go to someone's dorm and order some pizza or some shit. I had no friends in college until I met some other nerds who liked playing Melee and started heading over their place for money matches every week. A decade later we don't play anymore but we still hang out whenever we're all around.
>>34347697Can you wait and have this crashout in ~8 hours? I really need to go to bed.
>>34347683Just go home from a long work trip, but now I have 1 week free. Time to play Elden Ring until I fall asleep
I keep pulling all nighters and coming back to my dorm at 3 am because I can’t stand being around my roommates. I don’t understand why they don’t like me. I tried my hardest when I met them to do activities and tour them around, I got every one of them both Christmas and birthday gifts, I try my best to talk to them. They never talk to me. I see them all eat dinner with each other all the time. I tried to go partying with them and they abandoned me out on the streets and tried to dump me until one of them saw me sobbing after I got back to the dorm. They all share shit like fridges and microwaves and storage and they never once offered to split with me. My stupid roommate keeps attacking me in texts. They make me feel so fucking disgusting and unwelcome I fucking hate it here so much. I just wanted them to like me and be friends
>>34347697tell me how you really feel
>>34347705you're giving off stay the fuck away from this sewage vibes
>>34347708I feel like im premenstrual syndroming and just want people to talk to me for once
>>34347705Don't feel bad my siblings talk shit about me behind my back to my mom and she fucking tells me about it because she has the emotional intelligence of a 19 year old and loves drama. Such is the life of an autistic woman I guess.
>>34347705>>34347712here i'll give you some real advice, this helps me when i'm feeling a bit overwhelmed.imagine how you'll feel an hour from now. will this still be a problem?how about a day. a week? a month? a quarter? six months, you'll probably be in an entirely different set up. one year? you won't even be dwelling on these feelings at that point, in all likelihood either you'll move on to a new set of problems or life will be easier. so step by step until you reach however long it takes, if you're having a pre woman moment, then i guess this is a matter of a few days from now
>>34347712>>34347697>>34347705Was it you who was spamming the thread with really stupid questions and then not replying to any of the replies last night?
>>34347717I did, fucked that up too
>>34347714Not can anon but this is actually good advice. Most of the serious shit that upset me even a couple months ago doesn't even cross my mind anymore.
>>34347717wtf my ex posts in /atoga/?!?!?
>>34347714>>34347722You people are so weird. The same stuff that upset me ten years ago is still what upsets me today.
>>34347714but everything is getting worse
>>34347722>can anonHey that's me
>>34347727get back in the can NOW
>>34347725Man I don't even remember what was upsetting me 10 years ago. It was probably stress about college coming to an end soon and having to find a job. That shit pales in comparison to the family shit I was dealing with a year ago and I don't even think about that anymore.
My imaginary boyfriend isn’t making me feel better
>>34347727Sorry meant cat anon but you can be can anon if you want.
>>34347729Yeah exactly, this method only works if you're upset about surface level transient and largely irrelevant things to begin with.
>>34347728NO BITCH. The can is long gone.
>>34347730What does your imaginary boyfriend do for you when you're upset? What does he smell like? What's his favorite movie?
>>34347733get a new, better, improved can then
Personally I'm in the exact same place I was a year ago. With the same issues.
>>34347735I really kind of hate cans. I only eat them out of convenience and laziness. The only ones I actually like are beans.
>>34347725that's not a good thing anon, that means you're stagnating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoypneKwsx4>>34347726is that kittenposter talking or is that aching womb talking
>>34347736Yeah, people giving this advice are the kind of people who's biggest problems in life is that the glass plate in their microwave broke, which is obviously an easy fix and something they have forgotten about again a week later.
>>34347738>stagnating No, I'm not in the same place I was in ten fears ago but the things that upset me move at a much slower pace, like hundreds or even thousands of years of development.
>>34347736Right like I did a bunch of shit in between but I'm right back where I started with nothing to show for it and less money in my savings
>>34347739>>34347741What I mean is I'm extremely stagnant mostly by choice and I'm just waiting for the proverbial nuke to drop.
>>34347744If by proverbial nuke you mean inevitable suicide then yeah I'm with you
>>34347734He tells me to shush and makes out with me until I feel betterHe smells like nothing, I don’t really lay attention to how people smell He doesn’t have a favorite movie cause I don’t like movies He just spoons and kisses me and is super possessive
If her collar bone isn't cutting into me when I hold her tight, then she isn't the right one.
>>34347750do you like goyboys
>>34347750>I don’t really layYes we know you stinky femcel
>>34347750aw. you haven't had a bf yet have you?
>>34347750Been telling your attention whoring ass for months now you need a daddy bf and that's exactly what you described.
>>34347750>I don’t like moviesDo you have any semblance of a soul?
>>34347749I'm gonna wish I was fucking dead but I doubt I'll have the balls. But yeah that's how it is.
Basically it sounds like she wants a sex doll. Just fucks her and cuddles her and does nothing else.
>>34347754No I’m still a virgin
>>34347759no I want him to nerd out and do projects with me Engineer boyfriend sounds so fun
>>34347761virgin kitten poster with her imaginary boyfriend, cute. but you need to work on being less miserable if you want that to change (assuming you do, a lot of people don't want to change because they only know how to thrive when distressed)
>>34347755Don’t make fun of me, it’s not my fault my dad divorced and moved out
>>34347766your mom shouldn't have cheated on him
>>34347766>Don’t make fun of meYou're stupid and an attention whore, that has nothing to do with making fun of you.
>>34347683I did everything for sleep but I think I'm in too much pain that I'm not feeling.
Women, if pussy is not a option, where do you want your men to cum?
>>34347782ritual crystal bowl
>>34347782>pussy not an optionThis wouldn't happen
>>34347786Are you always on BC?
>>34347783nope. nuh uh. you are NOT harvesting my semen to put into a syringe and inject it into a chicken's egg to create a homunculus, you evil crone
>>34347791lame, I'll find someone that will let me
>>34347788I think you're missing the point.It's always an option. You not being brave enough to use that option is a you problem not a me problem.>>34347791That was a particularly unsettling episode of smiling friends.
I have no idea how to be better for my gf. Every other day is spent on assurances and reassurances and soothing and apologizing. I'll get upset over something, try to talk, get hurt and further upset because I feel like she isn't trying to listen to me, try to take a break and calm down and stop caring over some hours since it doesn't really matter, and then there will be three straight days of damage control for me to look forward to. It's not like I'm savagely insulting her or making threats or anything, she is just sensitive and anxious about it. She'll ask to talk, I'll tell her I'm mad about it and not up for talking, and then I'll either cave and she'll be hurt because I'm more mad than I'm sorry or I'll insist and she'll be hurt because I'm refusing to talk, and it's the same cycle again. It might be too much for me.I feel like I have legitimate reasons to get upset most of the time, too, I won't just realize I am being silly one day and stop it. I don't think I'll start being much sorrier either unless I think I'm acting very wrongly, especially if she doesn't seem to want to consider my feelings about it or her acting poorly against me. I could stop caring, yeah, like I do with everyone else. That's both easy and totally effective, but is that really how I should approach a relationship with someone I care about and want to be close and open with? Reminding myself not to engage emotionally with the topics and to not take the way she's treating me personally? I know some do that, but it seems really hollow and fake and unsatisfying.What do you people on here want out of discussions, arguments, fights, and out of the aftermaths? What would you want him to be like? (Not that I'll try to copy your preferences, but I need something at all to consider here beyond us two.) I just don't know what to do in it. I like to step back, take a moment, and then drop it unless there's something serious to deal with in there, but that's just not an option with her.
>>34347798Take a few deep breaths and try that again but make it coherent this time?
>>34347798list three things you were upset about that led to this cascade of events
>>34347786But periods?
>>34347800Basically he's a giant pussy bitch
>>34347803You're more afraid of period sex than you are of getting her pregnant? What do you even need me for you're the pussy.
>>34347808He never really existed.
>>34347782Face
>>34347811samefagging is forbidden
>>34347800Yeah. I'm calm, but not really in a coherent state of mind. It doesn't read as incoherent when I'm like this, but I'll agree with you later. The point of the post is basically the final paragraph.>>34347801I don't know how to put it. Three topics off the top of my head are the feelings we feel from verbal arts, measures against corporate manipulation through marketing, and nagging about work and finance, but like you see, the actual topic of discussion is pretty much completely irrelevant. Usually, it's that I don't feel like I'm being listened to and that there isn't really an attempt to understand me, which goes on for a long time despite all my effort at making myself clear and to get my point or sentiment across, and despite me voicing this.
>>34347819>the feelings we feel from verbal arts, measures against corporate manipulation through marketing, and nagging about work and financeso basically your values, morals and priorities don't align? that just means you're incompatible, no amount of talking will change that because you seem to have fundamentally different beliefs, views and opinions and neither of you respects the others enough to consider them potentially more valid and worth considering iow, you're both sure you got it all figured out and you'll keep clashing indefinitely are you from different race or class background?
>>34347726You need therapy. I didn't think there could be someone 'way' more neurotic than me but you have managed it
>>34347825Yeah, I guess you could put it like that. Values not aligning. I don't want to say we're incompatible, because I like her and spending time with/around her, and she seems to feel similarly. I don't think I really mind us disagreeing, as long as we make a serious effort to understand. In the end, despite maybe getting there in different ways, we have settled for the same life, so it shouldn't create serious practical disagreements. Looking at our families, both our class backgrounds is a bit confused, but I'm better off right now. We're from different countries, but from what I can tell, we're both sorta contrarians against the popular values from where we grew up. You really think this is just set in stone because of our differences? I don't have the impartial outsider perspective, but to me it's emotional and/or social, which feels like it'd be arbitrary enough to be resolvable.
>>34347672HELLO, FED BOY!>>34347657Stop acting like a bitch and we will>>34347611Giving up on a relationship as soon as it gets tough is not the flex you think it is.>>34347541Women will do anything except actually work out.
>>34347383this is gonna sound embarrassingly nerdy but i was designing this puzzle for some people on a website, it was a math/logic puzzle where you have to prove properties as either true or false, and i had SO much fun coming up and proving conjectures, i spent ahout 24 hours of just continuously jotting down conjectures and proofs for this little system i made, on my bed tummy down legs kicking in the air
>>34347834>set in stone No, not necessarily but for it to not be it would require both of you being willing to soften your stances and try to understand where the other comes from. For example, if you don't agree on what is and isn't propaganda and who uses it and why, instead of seeing each other as a schizo conspiracy theorists and a brain washed npc, (both to be cure by repeating a bunch if arguments that neither has accepted as valid enough to change their mind before...) you could try to understand how the other might have arrived at their own view of the same thing. I think what you both lack is the insight that truth is very much subjective, so if you don't arrive at the same conclusion on a subject, that doesn't necessarily mean one of you is a retard that needs to get their facts straight, it might simply mean you focus on different aspects of the same context because you have different priorities. And sure, it might feel negligible and mundane on the surface but it has already led to much strive and disconnection between the two of you and it would only be amplified by, let's say, you two trying to agree on how to raise a child. It's one thing to disagree on the deeper meaning of some song lyrics but if it's about wether to homeschool your kids or not, it suddenly becomes much more high stake. I think what would do you both good is to ponder the subjectivity of truth a little deeper. Maybe even together. And maybe a little less arrogance about your own stances for each of you.
>>34345667The real question nobody asks in this general.All: Why are you not attracted to your looksmatch?
>>34347862MBecause I'm ugly
>>34347862I am tho.
>>34347864So why aren't you in a relationship then?
>>34347865I am tho.
>>34347862>Why are you not attracted to your looksmatch?I am.
>>34347862>grew up poor/working class>studymaxxxed too hard>ended up in high networth profession>all the girls I meet are from wealthy backgrounds and get the ICK from just looking at me>only girls who I feel are looksmatched are Chinese and Arab and a couple Spanish/Italian>Chinese are too foreign>Arab are too religious and also I cannot do without pork and beer>Spanish too slutty, feminist and progressive, at least the once I met, except for one who was a literal neoNAZI >the Italian girl gave me a slap cause I blasphemed in front of her
*tuns the piano to 432 hz*
>>34345667Matched with a girl>looking for a LTR>no bio>prefer to meet in person>three selfiesLike what's the play here, is she trolling for a hookup or just putting zero effort into this OLD thing
>>34347815I didn’t you cope boy
>>34347782Butt.
>>34347897Meet in a public space and don’t go to a second location
>>34347908On or inside?
>>34347914On, of course.
>>34347907I almost believe you
You have been ritualistically sexually abused, haven't you?It's good for you.
>>34347705Kitten, college is the best time of your life. Cherish it and savor it. It won't get any better than this.
A handsy old woman on her deathbed is going to tug on your stinky winky with her wrinkled, decrepit old hand. She is going to forcibly masturbate you!
I have been violently sodomised. It exorcised the demons out of me, that were causing my autism. All it took was a penile enema. And the autism left as I vomited through my mouth, as the result of being pumped up the butt by cock. I have been cleansed by semen.
>>34347862Because I'm not attractive.
>>34347940You will be.
>>34347564I don't bother dating now.Is this question meant to allude to the idea that procreation is immortality? That idea has always seemed insane to me.
>>34347564>State gender + If you had biological immortality and never aged or got sick, would you even bother dating?I'd just recognize I'm surrounded by impermanence, you know. And the person I lost my virginity to died of cancer 2 years later so it wouldn't be my first rodeo with this kind of loss.
>>34347944I'm past my prime. It's all downhill from here on.Why would you even post a silly reply like this?
I dreamt that a girl wanted me to hug her.
You will go to war.You will survive, with many scars and with wounds to your body. And as you are deep in battle, you will be surrounded by the screams of the dying. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_trsWg2xug
>>34347882>>the Italian girl gave me a slap cause I blasphemed in front of herThis is a keeper, you fool. MARRY HERImagine she's giving you a handjob and you say "oh Jesus" and she slaps your balls. Hot af.
>>34347957why are religious people always so vile
>>34347961now now, use big girl words instead of name calling.
>>34347736
>>34347967no, name calling is legal when justified
>>34347806I have nothing against period sex. Women are probably the ones who refuse to have PIV when they're on their periods.
>male>volunteering as a firefighter >considering taking a photo in my gear on a truck or something Would this be seen as cringe if I put it on a dating app? I haven't done it long but I'm proud that I'm doing something to benefit society, would this be seen as virtue signalling?
>>34347969legal but uncouth.
>>34347961Their priests have raped them.
>>34347977Do it and don't let yourself feel any shame for it. This is one of the benefits of the job that you signed up for. It's the same as you using a PTO day or using your job's health insurance. It's all part of your contract.
>>34347977Virtue signalling is only bad if it's insincere
Sodomy must occur.
>>34347977nah thats fire and hot
>>34347978I don't care about being uncouth if I am exercising my rights
>>34347995This makes you an asshole.
>>34348003take a good look to assess wether I look like someone that cares
Do you admit that you are just a side character, /atoga/? I am not the main character, but instead I'm the hermit shaman living deep in the woods that the main character goes to at his lowest point and I administer him a dosage of mushrooms and then impart wisdom upon him. I probably make a cameo during the big fight at the end of the story and do my schtick for a few seconds before leaving.
>>34348020Yeah, I'm definitely not the main character. I'm more like the wench the main character visits when he needs to reactivate his vril.
>>34348020I'm just some guy trying to make the most of life. It's not that complicated
>>34348020I feel like I'm the focal point of enough people's lives that I could be a main character. I'm definitely flawed enough to be compelling like one.
>>34348020I believe everyone is the main character in their own story.
>>34348025Meaning what? You're a slut?
>>34348033No? There's only one main character.
>>34348036...who is a slut?
>>34348039Your reading comprehension seems to be a bit lacking.
>>34348040What does the main character do when they're not with you?
>>34348020I refuse to be somebody's side character, which makes me unpopular with most people.
>>34348042Main character shi, none of my business, resurrecting an empire or some other moid stuff.
>>34348044What do you do when you're not with him?
>>34347977Depends on the local reputation of volunteer firefighters. Around these parts they are notorious drunkards.>>34348031NO. Some people's life story is being somebody's sidekick. Lots of women are basically just their husband's wife for example.But also in corporate environments you often see careers who are basically just being the orbiter/loyal serf to a high flying main character.
>>34348045Braiding my hair and embroidering my robes.
>>34347782Condom > toilet paper > on tummyIf a man ever cums in my pussy I'm calling the cops
>>34348047That's not the way I choose to see it.
>>34348051cummies on your tummy it is
>>34348052that's the conservative point of view
Is every single woman my age a woke libtard?
>>34348059Depends on your definition of woke.What is your definition of woke?
>>34348059Depends on your age, where you live, your social circle but I suppose they are if thats how it seems to you. Says more about you and the people you surround yourself with than women at large tho.
>>34348061Obsessed with subversive social justice shit that makes our country gayer and browner
>>34348062This isn't true at all lolLike 99% of females are libtards and defend criminals at all costs
>>34348064And by "women" you mean american women on social media? lol
>>34348063Social justice is good. Having a good ethical and moral fundation is good.The idea that a good moral system makes a country weaker goes against all examples in history.Just look at what is happening to the US right now.Your fallacy is that you think having principles is just a protection for the browns and the gays, when it fact it is the only way to protect everyone who isn't rich as fuck.
>>34348067>Just look at what is happening to the US right now.Yeah, it's getting gayer and browner, and women have more power. No wonder everything is going to shit.
women is it weird to date a 21yo if im 28?
You have been visited by the clover cat of good fortune. Say thank you clover cat and you will receive one hug and (you).Disclaimer: any good luck from clover cat is purely coincidental.
>>34348080Thank you clover cat
>>34348020I've never been under the illusion of being a side character, just an extra
>tfw had 2 opposite dreams where I asked out my crush last night>1 it went super well>the other she already had a bfI hate this shit.
>tfw no crush to be rejected byI hate my hermit existence.
>>34348081How is your day going?
>>34347910Maybe she thought you were looking to hit it and quit it and she didn't want to possibly get her heart hurt
>>34348079If both your (2-digit) ages starts with 2 then you're basically equal
>instagram photos of the local St Patricks Day parade>not a single redheadGrim.
>>34348097redheads are a minority even among irish peopletheyre like 10% of the population
>>34348079No, although Gen Z will say yes.
>tfw had a dream where my crush was dating Rex HeuermannIdk why him
>>34348097They went back to the motherland this year.
Is it slutty for a girl to wear clothes that show her bellybutton?
>>34348079Yes
>>34348069Nta. Such a baby bitch response
>>34348108If she's just tying it up on a hot day, noIf it's clothes specifically designed to show midriff, yes
>>34348100Millennials too. Have to go a bit further back for the pedos
>>34348097>>34348098aren't redheads going extinct or something since it's a recessive gene?
>>34348118Total ginger death
>>34348118No, it's a mutation. It will always exist, like albinos or cancer
>>34348118not if they fuck eachother. Same for regular aryan whiteoids.
>>34348079Not terribly, but you're probably at different stages in life where you're unlikely to suit each other's social circles or have the same interests/lifestylesI had a friend who dated a 20 year old at 27 and the disconnect whenever she brought the poor guy to group hangs was palpable. Had another friend who was on the younger side of that relationship and she just seemed so dejectedly bored any time she had to be like "oh, you girls have fun, (boyfriend) wants to stay in tonight so I'll catch you next time I guess..."
>>34348108It's low class. I know lots of girls are proud of their flat tummy, but I cannot help associating it with low class behavior.
>>34348123why couldn't the nazis have been securing a future for the ginger race instead?
>>34348020my life has been eventful enough to make a main character but i have no dreams or ambitions and i want to kill myself all the time so either this is all backstory before some inciting incident or im the bitch from 13 reasons why
>>34348108Go to the office and get your sanctioned sweatshirt.
>>34348125>different stages of life>20, 27No, unless the guy is a Chad, they are exactly aged matched.Both will have close to the same sexual/relationship experience.And both will be basically ready to start a serious long term relationship.By age 20, the average girl will have had at least 3 bfs, while like 1/2 of the guys will still be virgin, and the rest would have barely had any experience.
>>34348133stop listening to manosphere bullshit, 20 year old girls are absolutely not looking to settle down unless they're from hicksville lmao
>>34348133shes a khhv autist and so am i
>>34348133One thing I learned about girls is that they overestimate how much sex guys are getting.Even if they don't find the guy attractive, they still believe that he must be getting approx the same amount of pussy, as they get dick, just from other girls.That's also why faking experience and boasting about fake sexcapades works.
>>34348134The kinds of girls I would date would be ready to marry at 20.
I'm 26 and a half, and I've never even had a gfWhy in the WORLD would I be remotely ready to settle down if I've never even experienced the tutorial?
>>34348134Maybe in turbo feminist USA where every girl is a turboslut it works differently.But here in Germany, the goal of most girls is to finish university in a long term relationship. Finishing at ages 20 to 25 depending on many factors.
>>34348138According to GenZ your age-match is a 26 year old, who by that time has already had at least 2 LTRs, plus countless flings, body count surely in the double digits, and a baggage load of trauma from there past bfs. Makes total sense, lol.
>>34348139>>34348134In the US, when I was there, the pattern was that girls would be graduating from small college towns and moving to a big city.So most of them would not want to get bogged down with a bf before they experienced what the big city had to offer.In Germany, actually the same pattern happens. Except, a lot of universities are already in big cities or adjacent to big cities and the distances are much smaller so it doesn't factor as much.
I slept 8 hours :) only woke up for a few minutes at some point and had a horrible dream where my old friends sister was dead but I feel good
>>34348138I’d date you if you were willing to be with me forever but if I’m just a tutorial to you what’s the point
>>34348146NTA, but that's exactly the issue, isn't it?Like, if the social norm was that commitment was expected, as in the past, then it wouldn't be a problem.But because that is no longer the social norm, then dating virginiods is basically risking being their tutorial level.
But the thing is that the femanon wouldn't date a turbo virginoid who himself wants a forever relationship because he is in fact clingy, icky and insecure, and his stupid fantasy restricts her liberties.
>>34348146I never said the tutorial couldn't be a part of the main game. The problem is that most women are already on a super high level and expect you to be too. They're not interested in coaching
>>34348151That's what an age gap fixes, imho.
Girls, do you think prostitution should be legal?
>>34348152High level of what?
>>34348151I like clingy men
>>34348152IMHO experience is over blown. There's only one person in front of you that you need to get to know the quirks of, and people are different.
>>34348156High level of experience.Like imagine applying for a job when you've never had a job before. It's ok for teens and early 20s, but older it becomes a red flag
>>34348153>age gapShe wouldn't take an older male virginoid seriously. His failures in life and romance would be all too evident.>>34348159Clingy in a charming way?
>>34348159- said no female ever in the history of mankind
>>34348165That has NOT been my experience. I was a late bloomer and around age 30, 20 year olds started showing lots of interest and suddenly I was attractive to them.My first real gf had only had one bf before, and I had two ONS. It was a good match.
>>34348155Not particularly. But I also think that people will do whatever it takes to make a living, and it'll be impossible to stop both the safe and unsafe ways people whore themselves out for money.
>>34348172how many ONS did she have>my first real gfwhat happened to the relationship
>>34348164I don’t think you need experience to be in love it just comes naturally >>34348165Is clingy ever charming? I like when they’re whiney about it >>34348168I just said it
Do you think the birds are taunting indoor cats on purpose anon?
>>34348176Yeah, because you're fishing for simp points, the same way foids on Tinder now say "swipe left if you're nonchalant" as if they like emotional or clingy men. Just another filtering shit test by you bitches.
>>34348155I lived in three countries were prostitution was legal and in all three countries it was basically the same shit:>shady organized crime figures import women from third world countries>they house them in slum like apartments>they demand a "rent" in return for bringing them over>they keep them hostage until they get too old and then they let them lose or send them back
>>34348177Some of them absolutely do. I’ve seen them fly right up to the window and stare back at my cats before.
cats are literally pussies
>>34348182Ok dude that’s not my lived experience at all
All I want to do after my PhD is just to take a one year long vacation and travel the world like a hobo with a girl-partner. Just the two of us. I got the money, but not the time or the gf. In reality I'll end up working 8:00 to 19:00 every day in some sausage infested city with no dating opportunties. What a life.
>>34348185They’re little gay nerds, yes
>>34348155I think it should be decriminalized, not legalized. Though it is the perfect metaphor for the government to control and tax your body and what you do with it.>>34348108No, you guys must not remember the late 90's and early 2000's.
>>34348176>Is clingy ever charming? I like when they’re whiney about itIf he bottles up his clinginess and then seems depressed when you choose to spend time with other people instead of him, you would probably dump him.
>>34348193He should let it out
Femanons, if your brother was on his deathbed with like a week to live and he was bemoaning over the fact that he never had sex or got head before, would you slide him some?
>>34348197People on their deathbed generally have little energy to do anything other than sleep.
>>34348185You are technically correct.>>34348197No>>34348184Did they at least fight back
>>34348108Honestly yeah, but crop tops with yoga pants are considered acceptable attire for women nowadays so it shows you has far society's standards have fallen.
>>34348197I might hire him a prostitute
Men if a femanon was on her deathbed would you have sex with her or someone else to make her mad
>>34348207If my literal crush was on her deathbed and straight up told me she wants me to have sex with her, I'd still think she's just being friendly and I'd bang one of her friends to make her jealous
>>34348207I feel like she wouldn't get an adequate experience from me. It would be better to hire a professional.
>>34348207Anons you know that menopause ends around the late 50s right?
>>34348203BLACKED
>>34348203>Did they at least fight backThey get so pissed lol. They press their faces to the window and chatter at them.
Hi everyone
>>34348219Good morning
>>34348197That has to be the dumbest question ITT ever. Obviously not. My brother has a wife anyways.
>>34348219Meowdy
Peculiar predicament rn
Do any brown femanons want a white guy to be their slave?
>>34348233No, I want a white guy who loves me and wants to live a life of parity.
So how do I make sure I keep sleeping well and better
>>34348240Avoid screens for two hours before bed. It helps a lot.
>>34348242I do that and I think it helped but I still had racing thoughts before falling asleep which isn’t a good sign
>>34348240Build routine of going to bed early enough so that you wake up naturally in time for when you need to get up.
>>34345667Let's say I go to a Renaissance Faire and do the impossible by chatting up a qt at the tavern by complimenting her costume/outfit. If we're hitting it off and vibing, would it be a decent idea to ask her for advice on my outfit and if she would accompany me after our drink to the nearby vendors to help pick something out? Sounds like it might be a good excuse to keep enjoying the day together, but maybe I'm too autistic and this actually sounds cringe as fuck.
>>34348235I never got the point of brown girls wanting white guys.Your children will be brown still.
I’m living a delusion right now and that’s the only reason I feel good
>>34348247I think the autistic part is to have a plan instead of going with the flow of the conversation. You might end up trying to steer the conversation into the direction of your plan, which might make it feel like you've set a trap and she's just the first one to tap into it. Which is technically true. But you'll want it to feel organic, authentic and spontaneous, so maybe she mentions she's hungry and you can say you tried the food at this or that stand last time and it was great and that you could go for a bite too and if she'd want to go together.
>>34348249What's the delusion?
>>34348252That I’m doing well
>>34348254What makes you think that's a delusion? What's going wrong
>>34348255Who cares. Stop bullying people. Be kind.
>>34348255bet you look like a model
>>34348255Mios dios el creatura
>>34348255Okay I imagined her to look different. WTF
>>34348255keki dont get why people owrship these wannabe e-celebs anyway
>>34348175IDK, probably a couple.Relationship ended after about 2 years cause we got bored of each other.
>>34345667For years I've tried to avoid working at the same place my dad used to work before he retired. I don't really know why, it's a big employer in the area and by all accounts it's decent pay with a decent degree of job security and opportunities for upward and lateral movement. After being out of the industry I got my bachelors degree in for almost 4 years, I think I'm finally accepting that I might have to admit defeat and go to that big employer to have any chance at having an actual career in any field. I don't even know why I was so against working there, it's not like I had big dreams or intentions of traveling the world or being some bigshot somewhere else.Do I bite the bullet and send in some applications to that place to escape the minimum wage dead end hellscape I'm currently in, despite the perceived damage to my pride?
>>34348255But she already has children.She's basically already at the finish line.Not like she's trying to find her first love.
>>34348264Have you tried moving out of your small town?
>>34348248It's mostly an aesthetic contrast thing.
>>34348256I’m in the same spot I was when I felt bad it’s too soon to claim improvement
>>34348268What’s wrong with men of your own race
>>34348251>the autistic part is to have a planI guess I'm done in by my chronic overthinking this time. Although this is 4chan and I'm sure I sound extremely autistic, I'm actually decent at being social once conversations get started. This was more just brainstorming something that could be kept in my back pocket so to speak if nothing organically came up.
How would you feel if a girl wrote down everytime you had sex and would read it back to get horny
>>34348269Well, hang in there. Doesn't sound like a delusion, just something unfamiliar
>>34348272I'm mixed. I have no specific cultural or racial identity since I grew up in a mostly white neighborhood without the presence of my non-white parent. I just end up loving who I love.
>>34348267It's not even a small town lol. Anyways, I like this area and absolutely hate the nearby big city (which I could easily commute to if I had a job over there)
>>34348275Flattered and a lil turned on
>>34348273If nothing organic comes up then maybe you don't have much in common or to talk about, you know?
>>34348275That sounds so cool
>>34348275Lmao, imagine getting horny staring at a blank paper. That's basically tile-anon levels of crazy
>>34348264Thats weird as fuck. Why would that damage your pride? Is your dad some pathetic cuck you don't want to be associated with in a professional setting or whats the problem? Is he too working class for your taste?
>>34348289>fat indian thinks reading something you wrote down means staring at a blank page I get that you're analphabetic but not everyone is
>>34347454It's comfy
>>34348285I don't know, it seems like there would be plenty of things that could be talked about that wouldn't give an opportunity for continuing activities.
>>34348293Look, if both you and her are interested in continuing this connection, you'll both try to naturally pick topics that lead to organic continuity. If that doesn't happen, she was likely just being friendly or polite.
>>34347300Yeah. I think it's evocative though.
>>34348286Why are you making it sound like a rocket ship
>>34348268OK, but it's slowly killing white people so please back off. There's enough brown people on the planet, already.
>>34348291What is she writing down if I've never had sex, anon?
Should I bother getting a degree? Does it matter these days with AI?
>>34347454I remember when you always spammed how much of a femdom you are and then also told people that you became "dominat" because you were in loved/addicted to a dominant man but he broke your heart (lol) and dumped you or some shit so you decided LARP as a domme.
is it gay to date an ftm who has no plans to get surgery / hormones?
>>34348306It’s only gay because you’re dating a self hating retard
>>34348295pretty random but I was playing at the beach as a kid when they were filming some of the scenes for waterworld, we have pics in our family album of my sister staring at dennis hopper because she was like 4yo and thought this guy was actually like this irl lol
>>34348294Makes sense. I'm just being overly anxious about shit that might not even happen.
>>34348306kinda, I was once in such a situation,decided to back off, because how mentally ill must a woman be to have such a fucked up view of reality
>>34348306If you're dating any variety of faggot, you're a faggot.
>>34348298Well my bf is white and I'm going to have a kid with him, so sorry. But you'll probably be happy to hear that we don't really want more than one kid unless nature decides otherwise.
>>34348300the premise of the post is that she's your gf and has kept a log of every time you two fucked...
>>34348305kek, I remember something like that as well
>>34348310Have some mead and try to have fun.
>>34348314*OUR bf You’re sharing him
>>34348319Anon pls, she was trying to stealthpost.
Why do I feel so scandalized by the vanilla sex I literally had myself? I’m blushing like a nun reading this
>>34348309That's really fun. I will never forget these memories.
>>34348314>my bfLol, that couple already dumped you once and will do it again when they get bored of you and want a serious relationship.
>>34348322sex is lewd by default, it doesn't have to be some degenerate fetish content to be lewd
>>34348321No she wasn’t
>>34348306No, that's like 1/2 of girls these days, or, uh, like 1/3 of men.
>>34348302The degree itself is pretty worthless. It allows for a good faith evaluation of your experiences being educated in a given field without requiring the dissection of the education. It's really just a way to weed out people early.What getting a degree does that greatly improves your chances of being hired is exposing you to environments you can learn from, gathering practical experiences you can cite, and helping you meet people in your field. The networking aspect is especially huge in lots of fields.
>>34348324Lmao they did?
>>34348323Yeah, we didn't see kevin costner but it was entertaining.
>having a kid with JHImagine how fucked up they'll end up, lol.
>>34348327I can’t believe I did that shit
>>34348319Idk why you guys want to talk about it so much when that's not related to the question.>>34348321I'm not allowed to blogpost, and I'm not allowed to just answer questions, idk what's allowed anymore.
>>34348334lol, yeah, thinking about sex when you're not horny makes it seem weird as fuck
>>34348233Reminds me of this pic, but instead of a tranny and a guy it's a brown girl and a white man.
>>34348336It’s absolutely related but I see you’re trying to compartmentalize
>>34348336It's not allowed to be you.
>>34348331No.
>>34348333 Imagine if your mother spend years of her adult life online talking to strange men online about her dildo collection and cocks almost every day.
>>34348318I'm sure I'll have a blast in spite of my 'tism. I'm not going to the event to meet people or find a potential gf, but hey if something happens then it'll be even better
>>34348336>Idk why you guys want to talk about it so much when that's not related to the question.Because you're just a sexpet to that couple. Your opinion holds no weight when anons want advice on REAL relationships.
>>34348338I’m horny now which is stupid
>>34348332The filming of this movie was notoriously unhappy for everyone involved so it is good someone was having fun.
>>34348343Not her but I think there's many moms that do much worse things, you would just never know about it. I'm sure if you knew everything your own mom did when no one was watching, you'd have an aneurism.
>>34348342Is this not you?https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/34330021/#34332932
>>34348347It was? I never looked into it too deeply. Why was it? >>34348344When's the event?
>>34348340Alright, I'll bite. How does my relationship relate to the OP's question asking women of color if they wanted a white slave?
>>34348345I'm not, and I disagree. The OP didn't even ask a relationship question.>>34348341That's how it seems sometimes.
>>34348351It does when that women of colors bf has another white gf Also the polyamorous aren’t human or ensouled so he doesn’t count as white
>>34348350>When's the event?It's still a few months out, but it'll be my first time going to one of these things so I'm kind of excited
>>34348348I'm 100% sure that my mother didn't spend a huge part of her adult life online talking about how she uses dildos and dicks to men for years. For free no less.
>>34348357I didn't say she did the exact same thing and you know that, but she might have done equally unsavory things like licking the neighbors asshole when nobody was watching or selling her used panties to the pervert at the gas station.
I was watching a degrading porn video where the guy told the girl to put her finger in her asshole then put it in her mouth. Girls, would you do that if a guy wanted you to?
>>34348349That is. And it isn't related to my current relationship. It was about her and I trying to date years before the throuple. I knew you'd try to claim that "that couple" dumped me by citing something from years before the relationship was even a thing. You're predictable in your lying.
>>34348361No
>>34348362I think you like it a little too much when she’s not around
>>34348361no
>>34348360How are you comparing a person having 2-3 boyfriends or experiences with an adult spending years every day talking about cock to horny men? Get a grip retard.
>>34348365I feel the opposite. There are lots of people on the internet who think they're experts when it comes to things they know nothing about, I guess.
>>34348368You're so mad because you know I'm right, lol.
What's with all the butt stuff these days? Swear to god it seems like everyone's tryin to eat ass, like what the fuck man poop comes from there
>>34348374wide spread porn damage
>>34348360There's no point genuinely trying to talk with that guy. Just point out how bullshit his post is and leave it at that. He'll just keep moving goalposts otherwise.
im nearing 30 should I start TRT?I dont care if it makes me sterile because I dont see myself with a woman ever again anywaysI just want to keep the recovery speed to remain as active as I am
>>34348374It's performative edginess focused on a perceived taboo without appreciating the taboo itself as something that could be exciting. It's like all the stepbro shit.
Should I do my taxes tomorrow? Normally I wait until almost the last minute, but I actually have some shit in mind to spend my return on this time around.
>>34348381Yea when are they due
>>34348381people get returns?
anybody wanna smash or what
>>34348386Classic N64 Smash?
>>34348386nah, I'm good, thanks
>>34348384About a month from now.>>34348385Yeah?
I want to be myself agaaain
>>34348395What’s stopping ye
>>34348330Did you get a degree? I feel like I should get one because I now know what I'm interested in, but that would mean I can't work a full-time job for 3 years and I would be 30 by the time I graduate.
>>34348398Time
>>34348401Nta, but you could do what I’m doing right now and go to school online while working full-time.
>>34348404Not enough of it or a long wait?
>>34348407Both
>>34348373>the average woman is so demented in the head that even while they're in a relationship they need male validation and talk about dildos in their pussies for years every daylow IQ moment
>>34348409Sorry anon. Who’s yourself
Femanon do you have a craving for yummy yummy cummies in your tummy?
>>34348401I have three associate's degrees. They were enough to get me the jobs I've wanted in the past, but the lack of a bachelor's has certain left some doors closed to me that I would've liked to pursue. I'm hoping to work on that soon.I worked part-time through all three of my degrees, also.My advice would be to avoid niche, accelerated programs. They tend to cut corners academically, qualifying you exclusively for their intended end-goal. If that works for you, great, but if you're two years in and realize you want to do something else you'll be a bit too specialized.
It is funny how obsessed with white people they are, even the ones who claim to hate white supremacy and racism, they’re always in a relationship with a white person
>>34348423And they also want to live in white countries, white neighbourhoods. I'm brown myself but I'm so tired of the brown victim complex while at the same time being obsessed with whitey.
>>34348423>>34348426pretty obvious why, whitey == high status in US/EU.I wonder what it's like in Hong Kong or Singapore.
foids cut or uncut?
Spiritually enlightened niggas trying to to seethe about ontological good/evil when I murder their parents:
>>34348080Thank you clovër cât
>>34348423>>34348426AOC is the prime example.Here's her with her husband.Don't notice any patterns.
>>34348429Uncut. I don't need this jewish energy in my life.
>>34348429prefer Uncut BY FAR but Im also european if that matters
>>34348151Clingy isn't the bad part, it's the insecure part that is bad and icky.
>>34348151This is so pathetic. The man I'm obsessed with (and have been for the last 10 years) was 28 year old virgin when we met. I was also a virgin but a few years younger. We spend every day since then together in person or online/phone. He's extremely heavy on monogamy and eternal romance, so am I. But he's not a whiny, neurotic loser like 99% of people who cry like you are.
>>34348445You sound Indian
Women, if you have a boyfriend, is he like a typical 4channer? Like a loser, probably autistic, introverted, edgy. If you do, where did you find him?
If I had a boyfriend I’d put him in my pocket
>>34348460No u
>femanon adjusting my cunt hammerin' pressure with her nails digging into my backThis the dream...
>>34348454You will never be a woman
>>34348467LMAO got you
>tfw no pocket gf
>>34348468Calm down troon and go dilate your shithole
Women are meant to be princess dolls.
>>34348445he might've fucked a few baddies before deciding to become a virgin
>tfw you want a white 4channel dwelling femcel but all the femcels on 4channel are brown
>>34348465dragon talons are NOT sexy
>>34348475Too bad all of you played with moid toys and it made you gay. Gi joes, stretchy macho man randy savage, Goku...Rest in pepperonis, future bottoms.
>>34348480Those nails are pure sex.
>>34345667What the fuck does pic have to do with /atoga/?
Anyone have any bad first date stories?
>>34348478I am white but live in the middle of nowhere and I don’t want a LDR. It’s over for me.
>>34348480ntauhm yes they are
>>34348494I don't like the plastic look, sorry
>>34348499Who cares what you like? lol
Girls, would you date a neo-Confederate?
>>34348493>live in the middle of nowhereI know that feel.I live in a village which is like 1/2 pensioners and 1/2 their indian/filipino maids/helpers/minimum wage job workers.
>>34348504>neo-ConfederateWhat is that supposed to even mean?
>>34348455I don't any more. But no he wasn't. And he worked with my mom.
>>34348500Your nails still have nasty ass shit under there. that's absolutely disgusting. Wash your hands and under those nasty things.
>>34348507guy who wants slavery back
>>34346089None of this is true
There is no point in me getting a wife because she would just leave me sooner or later for not being rapepilledI am just a hugmaxxed kisscel in my true love arc
Why do women love watching literally the most boring shit?
>>34348513That's stupid.
>>34348513Slavery is coming back, but not based on race. Just all the poorfags will basically be slowly turned into serfs and slaves.That's basically where politics is heading in the US/EU.
>>34348520Is ... is that an Asian girl, and a white boi? Lol wut?
>>34348520>why do women watch romance stories and not menHmmmmm big mystery. Moids, why are you gay?
>>34348528This entire show is just race mixing in Victorian England
>>34348533I hate jews
>>34348518I hate the way zoomers talk.
>>34348512Why would you ever assume I am a woman.
>>34348524What we need is some heckin communism and class realism for sure this time!
>>34348520I don't get this one either I don't know if it's because I'm autistic or what
>>34348533Kek, that's hilarious. Why are brown pipo so desperate to race mix with us?
>>34348520>>34348533Typical of Shondaland.
>>34348537It is very funny to mimicYou're just a drudgepilled sulkmaxxer
>>34348538Don't care. Wash under your nails.
>>34348540Literally nobody mentioned communism.Poorfags never had that much freedom as they do today. It's not going to last.Even the internet is getting locked up.Not long before you will need ID/passport to post on here.The pattern is obvious.
>>34348533I read that the premise of the show is that slavery never happened but it’s purely so they can shove non white people in historical England lol
>>34348548You could have just not defended Internet pedophiles in the first placeThey weren't the canary, they were the carbon monoxide getting the tunnel collapsed by the foreman
>>34348552I literally don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>34348513That's not what it means. You have a low IQ and have been well programmed by your government school.
>>34348550Wait are they actually pretending it's Regency era England? With those fabrics? Fuck I could never watch this the costumes would just make me mad.
>>34348543Nobody wants to mix with you brotha I promise you that
>>34348547Weirdo.
>>34348558Denying it is even more hilarious.
Girls, if your neighbor was cute and liked cookies, would you bake him cookies?
>>34348460I’d probably let my girlfriend put me in her pocket
>>34348563No I wouldn't want to encourage my neighbor to think I want to talk to them when I go outside. I need to be able to go out in my yard with a reasonable expectation of being left alone.
>>34348553Congrats on your retardation, genuine or assumed
How likely is it that the rumors are true?
Today will be the day she remembers I exist and texts me out of the blue!
>>34348563Yeh. I made our new neighbors muffins after they introduced themselves and returned a delivery that was accidentally left at their house.
>>34348520I haven't watched it because it looks crappy
>>34348559Don't care you're disgusting
>>34348570I never eat food from strangers. How do they know they didn't mess with it?It's just too dangerous.
>>34348572You can stop replying.
>>34348570Mmm, what kind of muffins?
>>34348563I would bake cookies for an ugly neighbor if they were nice to me.
>>34348563No, the goal is to minimize contact with the outside world as much as possible.
>>34348590>>34348566Why are you so avoidant?
>>34348596They all have bfs already.
>>34348596If it were up to me I wouldn't be able to see my neighbors at all when I'm out in my yard. I wouldn't have any issue talking to them if I run into them out on the street but when I'm on my own property I want to maintain some expectation of privacy. As it is right now I don't want to get friendly with anyone because they'll be able to see whenever I leave the house and I'm so sick of dealing with people like my mom's neighbor Steve who used to peek over the fence to look at us while we were on the pool deck until we told his wife. I'm not taking the risk of making a connection with someone who doesn't understand social boundaries and also lives right next to me that would SUCK.
>>34348563i made blueberry muffins from scratch for a coworker i liked when it was just us on shift and he didnt even eat one even though i asked what his favorite muffin was and he said blueberry. either im secretly hideous or romantic gestures just dont work on guys. either way theres no point.
not a femanon but i hate my neighbors and don't talk to any of them (except the nice mormon family next door because aside from being mormon they're pretty normal).
>>34348605How tall was this coworker?
>>34348605>romantic gestures>coworkerUh-oh...
>>34348610i dont know? why would i know that?
>>34348596Social interactions are exhausting even when being nice, because then I have to be nice back or I will get a reputation as a mean cunt, so whenever I encounter another human being, I have to put on an act of wanting to be friendly and extroverted, making small talk and any other behavior I want people to associate with me, but 99% of the time I don't feel extroverted and like being friendly to strangers that want to chat about random mundane things, so it's an unpleasant experience for me in the majority of cases that feels off since I can't be authentic and honest and I hate how that feels. >inb4 just be authentic No, the reputation loss and the consequences of that are by no means worth not putting on a fake smile. The hierarchy is as follows: >not talk to anyone irl>talk to people irl and fake being a normal human being >be authentic and suffer the reputational loss of that
>>34348614G'damn I wanna plap you.
>>34348615Please refrain from such behavior.
>>34348432BBB
>>34348605I'm sorry to hear that. I'd love to eat your blueberry muffins.
femoids: what would you do if your bf got canceled for doing blackface (like really bad blackface, minstrel show tier)?
>>34348616I mean it's digital, so I am denied.But it does not messen my desire for impact.>>34348622Why would they be gfs with somebody like that?
>>34348350Filming on the water is notoriously difficult for myriad reasons. Also the director and main actor wanted to film entirely different movies and fought for their version til the end. Also there were a lot of injuries on set.
>>34348622As the other anon said, I can't fathom a situation where I'd end up dating someone with so little social awareness. Doing blackface literally does nothing but ruin your life for absolutely no reason. It doesn't change anything or send any kind of valid message, there's nothing but downsides to it and I don't date morons that do self sabotaging bullshit in public.
> try to spend time with a girl i like and would like to get to know better> ask her if she wants to do something on a specific day> doesn't reply for a few days> eventually does reply after said day has past> tells me, she is sorry, had a rough week and yeah sure we can do that soon, never specifies when, keeps disappearing and reappearing, i know she is going through something but still, why not tell me she is not interestedthis has been going on for a while now. i dont know what to make of it.
>>34348627The more you know...
>>34348622This person wouldn't have made it to boyfriend tier. If he'll do something that stupid there will be other signs.
>>34348630maybe she's technically interested but doesn't have the nerves for going on dates and potentially starting something new right now
I still love herLoved her more when she used to be sober and I was kinder
>>34348630Meanwhile she is swiping really quickly
>>34348630There's never enough orbiters for foids. That's what you are. Attention for females is like sex for men.
>>34348630>i dont know what to make of it.Regardless of her circumstances, don't waste time chasing somebody who is not interested.
Women, how evil are you?
>>34348630Rather than being pessimistic I'd take things at face value and assume she's actually just going through shit and not interested in dating right now, but that still means you should probably look elsewhere for now. If she's actually interested in spending time with you and just in a bad place right now, she'll reach out herself when she's ready. And if not, you've covered your bases by looking around.
>>34348635maybe, probably, she already made a move on me a while ago and told me in the past that everything is complicated for her right now. so i guess, i gotta give her some space and maybe she'll come around, maybe not.
>>34348644He chose to marry that woman and have three kids with her, lol. You get what you chose.
>>34348646Retarded foid post lmao
She even tried twice. The first dose wasn't strong enough so she bought fentanyl to finish the job.Naturally, she was also having an affair with another man.>my amazing husband and a wonderful fatheris how she described him in the book.She thought she would inherit $4m after killing him.
>>34348648probably not, people with chaotic lives rarely suddenly snap out of it and miraculously turn their life into a peaceful and comfy experience but it doesn't necessarily mean she's acting with bad intentions or doesn't like you
>>34348654I'm a man though, and I'm trying to stay positive because I don't want Anon feeling bad. Whether she's stringing him along or actually just in a bad place, the best course of action (move on) is the same, so why not take the optimistic route?
>>34348656Why would she let a 4mil fish off the hook? It was worth a try.
>>34348656Sounds good for an EWU video.
>>34348658Sir this is a demoralization website.
>>34348654thank you for contributing absolutely nothing,>>34348646thanks for your reply!>>34348657yeah, i don't know if she has always been like that, as far as i remember, no. it's only been a while that she's been going through something as far as i can tell, but yeah, best not get my hopes up anymore.
>>34348661If that were true, why would anyone choose to come here?
I've been accused of being a woman in these threads a few times this month. Is it something about my writing style?
>studying all week for anatomy test>very stressed out and worried>do test today>90/100life is good sometimes
>>34348665we need people who actually bring something positive to this shithole. this site can't be just neo nazis, doomers and incels.
>>34348658If she wanted to meet him, she would meet him inside 1 week. Even Fortune 500 CEOs have time for their family and I doubt that foid is one.
>>34348663>don't know if she has always been like thatthat doesn't really matter because lives can easily and often do get worse and more chaotic exponentially as time goes on, but the inverse is very rare it would indeed be best to move on and try to not get tangled up in grudges or taking it personal, nothing good would cone from such feelings
>>34348668Asking questions is feminine. Men make pronouncements.
>>34348668If you don’t post like you’re 18 to 23, the guys who are will call you a fag basically.
>>34348665to demoralize others?
>>34348670Exactly my point.
>>34348669You can pass an anatomy test while getting 10% wrong? No wonder there's so much medical malpractice.
>>34348668on 4chan, if you don't proclaim your explicit hatred for all females and don't advocate for pedophilia, you're going to be accused of being a jealous seething hag
>>34348675What's would be the point of that?
>>34348679>don't advocate for pedophiliasounds like projection.
Girl asked for my socials last night
>>34348680What's the point of anything?
>>34348680letting off steam pent up from the day of masking your raging frustration with the world and putting on your customer service smile and keeping your mouth shut whilst people that get paid double your salary say the darndest things maybe
>>34348665Confirmation biasIf you're already demoralized why not come here and get proof that you're right to feel that way
>>34348672i dont have a grudge against her. and i do disagree, live doesnt always just get more chaotic, much the opposite, as people grow older they tend to actually calm down a bit and tend to act less chaotic than in their teens e.g.
>>34348684based leldid you msg her?>>34348669you were stressing for nothiiingrats anon <3 >>34348644>4 millionI mean.... can you blame the bii>>34348590>>34348566wow based
>>34348693I didn't say you do, I said it would be pointless to develop a grudge I also didn't claim life always more chaotic, I said it often doesI think I'm starting to understand why she doesn't want to spend more time with you on top of everything else, lol
>>34348487desu the first date was usually fine, it's more like the 3rd date onwards that I really fucked upI went on a first date with a girl I knew from highschool though a few yrs ago (you guys eggs me on lol). she's a model smoking hot and way out of my league (apparently she liked me in hs so I guess she agreed).anyway the date was actually fun but then she starts getting weird and showing me bdsm fanfics she's written lol. she was obviously a sub and I'm a shy virgin I was just politely reading and giving kind critiques lol. she was travelling soon for work and wanted to meet up again but I kinda blew her off desu. the huzz are scary and way out of my depth lol. anyway she's a lovely gal but like, bruh....
>>34348696oh sorry let me correct that i still disagree with that general sentiment that life *often* times gets more chaotic. > I said it would be pointless to develop a grudgefair enough, misread that, my bad.
should I do laundry tonight or tomozugh my roommate is taking another day off tomoz, been here since friday night. and he's taking a week off next week. where do you normies get these jobs that let you take so much time off? I have job interviews so need to clean my shii>>34348520>bridgerton>boringyou take that back rn>>34348460based giantess>>343483861v1 in smash bruh
I happened to obtain something for free that I think a girl I know would like to have, but this board scared me from offering it to her, and I still haven't. I'm such a wreck over it. It's not even a romantic thing, even though I do like this girl, but I literally just don't need this thing and I think she would like it.
>>34348635>>34348648>>34348657Oddly enough I went through something similar this year. It's real unlikely we're in the same boat, but I found this girl's social media and the short of it is that she had a bad breakup at the start of 2025 and didn't date the entire year because she wasn't over her ex. I'm assuming she approached and asked me out because she wanted to try dating again, but after a few dates decided she wasn't ready. I'm assuming the "I'm busy but yeah let's still meet up sometime!" responses were her delaying things but trying to keep me around. And not to be pessimistic, but I'm sure there's part of her still hoping her ex comes back.Again, the best course of action is to move on. I told her I'd keep in touch but I'm not reaching out on my own again, and I'm not waiting on her.
>>34348711just give her the damn dvd, sheesh
>>34348711>btain something for free that I think a girl I know would like to have>literally just don't need this thing and I think she would like itoffer it to her then!! fuck this doomer board lol. it sounds sweet you should at least let her know (as long as it's not like, a jar of your toenails or something weird)
>>34348713her ex is in another country and she did say that she liked me in the past, but yeah best not to wait on her
>>34348708desu, this has taught me that people just tend to take things for granted in their lifefor example, my roommates have cushy simple jobs, yet take a lot of days offmeanwhile I live here rent free as an unemployed bum, so am lackadaisacal on the job huntyou should always be striving for more though, than you currently have (I applied to some jobs this morning and got another interview)don't be a delinquent anons, make something of yourselves!
>>34348715I'll try to bring it up next time I see her. You guys just spooked me. >>34348716It's a Blu-ray of an old movie. She's the only other person I know who likes old movies. I ordered one but they mailed me two, so I have a copy I don't need. She's very pretty, but I also just don't know anyone who would possibly want it besides her, so it would just be collecting dust on my shelf if she doesn't take it.
>>34348644She did it wrong. That is why she got caught.
>>34348724>Blu-ray of an old movie. She's the only other person I know who likes old movies. I ordered one but they mailed me twothat literally sounds like the perfect set up to at least offer it to her lol. literally just tell her all this. worst she can say is nah I'm not interested. honestly just do it dude it's not that deep lol.
>>34348726How would you have done it?
>avatarfag stole the last image
>>34348731seethe or just make a new bread :v
>>34348622Dump him. It's stupid on many level, least of which is thinking that's funny.
>>34348630I fear this qualifies for bring up the rule: if it's not an enthusiastic yes it's a no.She likes the attention you're giving her cause her dating life is otherwise a lull. But she's not enthusiastic about dating you. Don't waste your time.
>>34348737I find this very close minded.
>>34348644>richer than her>more attractive than her>still end up murderedEven marrying down won't save you from an evil foid.
Girls, do you want a guy who never masturbates?
The one thing I want more than anything else is a shapeshifting alien gf
Men instinctively know they shouldn't chase.But they do it anyway because they don't have options.And they don't have options because they live in the shittiest locations, whether because of tech jobs, or oil fields or whatever else.Your boss is not only wagecucking you, but also literally cucking you.
>>34348746yeah, masturbation is cringe af
>>34348750>they do it anyway because they don't have optionsspeak for yourself
>>34348750>Men instinctively know they shouldn't chase.I must be defective.
>>34348752That's like saying periods are cringe.
>>34348757they are
>>34348750speak for yourself, I'm always batting off these huzz while I'm just trying to live my life and ascend
>>34348750wow this post really made me think...
Girls, if your boyfriend told you he wanted you to start dressing a little skimpier, would you?
>>34348730Go away fed boy.
serious question how do I become less of a spoiled brat?all the time I am crashing out about things that aren't a big deal and my life is very cushy but I feel like I should have a better personality
>>34348772I offer brat correction as one of my services.
>>34348768Never. You should cover as much of your body up in public as possible, no matter your gender, to protect your energy and you should wear as little as possible when you're alone in nature to recharge through every inch of exposed skin. Not going to sacrifice my wellbeing for some low level gooner and his fallen desires of his rotten flesh.
>>34348768In summer maybe, but not because he asked.
Is sex slave roleplay immoral?
>>34348782if it was consensual then it's fine
>>34348782yes
>>34348668This felt like a womanly posr unironically
>>34348773ok based but I'm not paying for thatcan you just give me the cliffnotes versionrn I'm just annoyed that my roommate, who lets me live her for free, is taking another day off tomoz but it's cool I'll still do all my activities (besides wearing my maid apron that's gonna have to wait til thurs)>>34348782I mean it's pretty lame but do what y'all want at home
>>34348782>tfw you'll never lead a 4channel femcel by a leash tied to her collar while she's walking naked on all fours behind you
I need a formerly pretty turned fat girl gf
Are single men allowed to attend high school volleyball games?
post*
>>34348791no
I only approach pretty girls because getting rejected by them doesn't hurt at all. It's like, fair game to you, onto the next one.I wonder if girls do the same.
>>34348575Banana bread muffins. Half with semisweet chocolate chips.
>>34348668>I've been accused of being a woman in these threads a few times this monthbro I get this like daily loldon't take the nerds here srs
Why do I feel like getting pregnant whenever I see him
One time I was participating in this non profit project and one guy there had a crush on me and he was the son of a catholic priest, which is weird, I thought those are supposed to be celibate.
>>34348791bruh you might as well just go play volleyball with the huzz at the beach lolI miss my surfing days sometimes...
I just had an anal exam that made me feel like I don't count as a virgin anymore.
>>34348750Only idiots will chase a woman that threw away into the trash bin her value of woman.
>>34348810Are you a boy or a girl?
>>34348810I felt the same when I went to the dentist
why are women nice to me? I don't deserve it, also it makes me blush
He offered to take me up into the bell towers of the church but the project ended before we got to it. I should have taken him up on it, it would have been aesthetic to make out up there.
>>34348819oh well you have the fantasy at leastdo that with a future guy>>34348817you're probably cute irl but also I hate when women point out when you blush which just makes you blush more
>>34348817>also it makes me blushThat's probably why. Women like boys who blush at them.I wish I blushed when a woman spoke to me, then maybe someone would like me too.
>>34348807>>34348819Where was this? Priests aren't supposed to have children, but there are some exceptions. But it's rare.Are you sure he wasn't the nephew or something?
>>34348821>with a future guy I doubt I'll run into another guy with keys to sneak me up church bell towers that has a crush on me again but I won't fumble the opportunity a second time if I do.
>>34348824I admire your tenacity>>34348822>Women like boys who blush at themnot in my experience the huzz just LAUGH AT ME
>>34348824Church bell towers aren't some super top secret facility, lol.Been up there many times, myself. Literally, you just go find the sacristan and tell him you want to take some nice photos from up top.
>>34348822>Women like boys who blush at them.huh, I did not know that>>34348821>I hate when women point out when you blush which just makes you blush morethis happened to me one time, it was my brother making fun of me though
>>34348823I saw his dad doing priest stuff at church, the story was legit. I think he was a pastor before and had a family and later converted to catholicism or something. Maybe they made an exception or it's some sort of special circumstances clause for cases like that.
replenished on carbz now time to nap
>>34348824NtaWhy won't you ask a guy to climb up there? You still have time to perfect your lockpicking skills
>>34348827>LAUGH AT MEBecause they like you, most probably.
>>34348832Yes, there are some exceptions like that.It's possible but rare.
>>34348812Boy.
>>34345667Suppose you move for work to a new city and you know literally nobody.How do you start building a social life? Where do you go to meet people?
>>34348838If you like your coworkers, start there.
>>34348830>>34348830I wouldn't know, I never asked but I'd assume they wouldn't just let you go up there with nobody accompanying you, no? It was one of those big ancient ones similar to the melk abbey (I'd attach a pic but image limit).
>>34348834Maybe I will.
>>34348831>it was my brother making fun of me thoughrip, did you ever get revenge>>34348832if anything him being brought up catholic made him more of a rebelor maybe he just didn't realise you liked him>>34348835idk I'm pretty unlikeable>>34348838>How do you start building a social life?I don't>Where do you go to meet people?/atoga/but if I was a normie, I'd join some hobby clubs and hit up the bars/clubs>>34348839>If you like your coworkers, start therethat's like, the last place you should start
>>34348839Coworkers are all married or already in LTR.
Why do women get so mad when other women date older guys who have been ignored by women their entire life? I swear it's the same women who get mad and claim younger guys are all nazis and andrew tate fans or whatever. Pretty sure they're just angry and hate all men interacting with women at all.Not all women of course, many women are lovely people.
Should I cut my hair or leave it shoulder length
>>34348855twitter harpies don't represent the entire population
>>34348855>older guys who have been ignored by women their entire lifeno offense but it's that actually the case they're usually going after a naive younger girl who doesn't realise how much of a loser they areI say this as a guy myself
>>34348860>who doesn't realise how much of a loser they arethat's just a bitter way of framing: they are on the same levelwhich is also why age gap relationships aren't always bad
>>34348856Do you like your hair shoulder length? How short would you cut it otherwise?
>>34348849>rip, did you ever get revengeno, I just can't bring myself to be mean to someone else even though he deserved it
Ayy-Too-Gah.
>>34348868Uh-toe-guh
>>34348855Why do you keep posting this shit
>>34348864Average male haircut, idunno, I wanna use tinder so either I cut my hair or try to pull Aragon look
>>34348520Slop for the ages.Zoomies love that trash!
>>34348695> did you msg her?Yea she messaged me first, we talked a bit last night, we’ll see how it goes
>>34348873>Zoomies love that trash!what? no we don't
>>34348872Dunno where you live, but usually I cut mine short once it starts getting warm out.
>>34348872Keep it long.Unless you're a turbochad, you'll have better luck on Tinder if you have an unconventional look.
>>34348875yes, u durh!
women are you slut or sloth?
>>34348887I'm definitely not a sloth. So I guess I'm a slut.
>>34348880I don't even watch romance
>>34348528Wtf I love Bridgerton now
>>34348827>the huzz just LAUGH AT MEi laugh when im happy, silly
>>34348855Women have an existential need for simps and their resources
>>34348878That's what I thought as well, too bad I keep getting my hair in food and everything
>>34348887Sleuth
>>34348911Keep it in a bun? or wear a hat.
>>34348915I do, but it's bad manners to wear a cap when you wear it inside>BunsGay
HELPLAZY OR HIKING TOMORROW????
>>34348920Hiking obviously, unless you just did leg day and have sore hamstrings or some legitimate reason to do nothing.
just got a raiseevery woman who's ever turned me down must be feeling real silly right about now
>>34348924no because at the end of the day you still have a small penis
>>34348923Alright, I will report back tomorrow if I SUCCeeded.
Women. would you be sad if all penises disappeared?
>>34348928I will suck your seed if you succseed.
>>34348935Yes.
>>34348936I am currently starting 44 seeds, but maybe I can spare one or two for you. The ones who are shy...
>>34348935Yes. But at least I have the fake ones still.
>>34348870Uh... Toe....Bleh
>>34348870utagoe
https://youtu.be/u-mvUrx3JwAGirls watch and take notes on how to be attractive
I'm starting to think that I should just hire a medium-high priced prostitute like 2 or 3 times a year, spend like maybe 15k or something per year on it and just stop thinking about ever getting a gf. I would be having approximately infinitely more sex than I'm having now, and I presumably could correspond with them ahead of time so they would understand exactly what I wanted them to do (nothing crazy) to fulfill my sexual fantasies, they would probably be more frequently willing to do those things than any girl I would actually date, and overall it would probably be cheaper than finding and having a gf anyway.What are the potential downsides I'm not thinking of here?
>>343489625k for a night is very much a high class escort.>fulfill my sexual fantasiesProbably easier to pay a porn start for that experience, at least you know what you're going to get visually that way.
>>34348962I'd rather marry a fat girl than your stupid plan.
>>34348964I just kind of assumed I was in the price range for getting porn stars and that there's a lot of crossover. I've heard wildly varying prices though, some like low thousands and then up to and over like 10k (though people seemed to think that was unreasonable)
>>34348962That's so absurd. I can't imagine loveless sex ever being that important to me.Huge waste of money that also costs you a lot of your own self-respect imo.
bros>shedoesn't want me to invite anyone else out for St. Patty's
>>34348927it's actually 5 inches long thoughi think it's really big
>>34348967self respect is already about as low as possible so I don't know that it matters. I can afford it so I don't really think it would be a waste of money necessarily. It wouldn't cut into anything else.
My plan B is to find a tall fat Brunhilda. At least she will give me strong offspring.
>>34348966I only ever looked it up out of curiosity, but never paid anybody for it. I remember seeing some deals where they stay with your for an entire day or week and cost that much.But I don't live near any high class escorts anyway. kekDo you?
>>34348970Don't say the d word but behave as if it were
>>34348959I'm not a TV personality, I don't need to be attractive
>>34347051propose then
>>34348942he said ALL penises
I want to propose to a foid >:(
>>34348982kek, like without her being your gf first?
>>34348971that's when it's flaccid right? RIGHT?
>>34348980I can use other phallic objects.
>>34348978uh I don't know her
>>34348984:)
>>34348983no Im not that stupid lol, just impatient
>>34348985No more gherkins for you, missy.
The monstrous and terrible act of sodomy has been inflicted upon you. A cock has penetrated your anus.
>>34348991With his beak?
>>34348990But last year's cukes were the perfect amount of bumpy without being too thin or thick. That's not fair.
>>34348986pussy
>>34348962If it's legal and you use protection, the only issue is if a woman you somehow end up dating in the future could somehow find out.Godspeed, I wish I were confident enough and felt it was safe to meet a male sex worker.
>>34348993He has revealed his peckerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RPDa4eSkHA
>>34348982Sorry saar only arranged marriage with your cousin for micropeen havers
Anons I made the flower and I’ve never been this irrationally angry this year.
>>34348973Nobody wants to have sex with Indian men they have micropeens
>>34349008?
Would you dance with a Buffalo Gal? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCBN7lyLT4w
>>34349008Sexually frustrated manlet with cortisol issues
>>34348996I don't even know if she is gonna like me
>>34348837You're gay now
>ywn date a woman with Anya Taylor-Joy eyes
>>34349008You got the wrong color?
>>34349008No clue what you're talking about.
>>34349016GOOD!!!
I love my tradcath autistic Korean gf none of you will experience what it’s like to have sex with tight pink virgin pussy
Do you put on music, a podcast or something else while brushing your teeth and doing your evening routine in the bathroom?
I think you know. Don't pretend like you don't already know.
>>34349025My evening routine, you mean like milking the sausage?
>>34349025I play a song on a loop when I have a lot of routines to go through and I need a distraction.Right now it's this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEq-r2agqc
>>34349014why wouldn't she
What is the least datable MBTI
>>34349031I gave an example.
>>34349037idk but the most dateable is ISFP
>>34349037INF*.
>>34349037F. Sorry, I would never date an indian male.
>>34348959So what is going to teach men to reject gay manosphere and become straighter?
>>34349037ENTJ
>>34349037male intps
>>34349049What about females?
>>34349037Mine, INTJ. Males with this are screwed.
>>34349046BV would you ever date torontopajeet?
These people have informed on you.They have snitched on you and betrayed you.How are you planning their punishments?
>>34349041How dare
>>34349053I'm not a vengeful person.
>>34349051Kek literally the self hating indian MBTI
>>34349052Hell no.
>>34349041That's fair.
>>34349053With psychological hexes.
Why is there increasingly a genre of men, especially Zoomers, that think beating up and whaling on their wives and girlfriends is okay behaviour?
>>34349057I don't live in Toronto.
>>34349065You will.
>>34349062I could ask a racist question in response to this but will instead choose to merely imply my racist question.
>>34349062think you mean "wailing"whaling would mean hitting on girls like our resident nameposter
>>34349058>>34349065HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>>34349068Is it okay for indian men to marry their second cousin?
>>34349060If you are a woman, you are at least potentially a good fuck, but as a man you are fucked in the most negative sense.
>>34349066Only indian men breed through rape because nobody will sex with them
>>34349075Well, naturally I'm a man. I've been plenty fucked in the past but got pretty good at acting like a normal person around the time I turned 30.
Huh? Why was there a sudden flash of white light from my computer screen, like the flash on a camera? Who is doing this?
>>34349081You’re being doxxed
>>34349081Driver timeout.
>>34349081They found you
why dont the clingy anons just get a bpd gf
hi atogoids. i'm out of my copes & life feels more hopeless than ever, and i know it's just in my head because no copes but still:(
Me why did you give me the booba cramp?
It's not about all the words they tell you. I know what's right. They say I made all the wrong decisions, but I'm gonna fight.
>>34349090thought it'd be funny
>>34349090My psychic powers unintentionally manifested within you my disappointment that you won't let me provide massages for your cramps.
>>34349089At least you don’t have a micropeen right anon?
Women, would you date a man who occcasionally gets extreme delusions of grandeur and thinks everyone else is a peasant?
are you intertwining your soul with somebody else??
>>34349096No we both have to peasants in the medieval fantasy. But then again that sounds like modern day.
State gender + What is your favorite type of alcohol? M, Spiced Rum. If you're a teetotaler that is fine too.
>>34349101F. Baileys Irish Cream.
>>34349101FIt's all stupid
>>34349102How many divorces have you had?
Scars on my face :( Im down
>>34349101MVodka mixed with random crap
>>34349104None. I don't know why you'd ask that, though.
>>34349101Cheap scotch.
>>34349099Is this some new kind of marriage proposal
How do people stop being depressed about missing out on sex and love when others constantly talk about it
>>34349101Female. I can’t have alcohol due to my current medications and if I did it cause a big fucky wucky.
What does getting spitroasted feel like
>>34349113Imaginary gf/bf
>>34349113If you had those things you'd just find something else to be depressed about, so you might as well not be depressed at all.
>>34349113Living and dying alone is nowhere near as depressing as the ""love"" and ""sex"" men offer
>>34349116Warm, probably.
>>34349116Overwhelming, and not in a particularly good way.
>>34349112its a song
>>34349119No I wouldn't>>34349121But I'm a man and girls are sweet and wonderful
what are my chances to find love if men just laugh at me everywhere i go
>>34349133I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you.
>>34349050Less over
what's wrong with dating intps...
>>34349101MBeer.Then wine, then gin, then tequila, then whiskey.
>didn't mention my typeIdk if that's a good sign or it just means no one thinks of us.
>>34349116Probably like heaven. I wanna get drunk and then spitroasted now.
>>34349136they are laughing at me
Limit reached, ugh
>>34349133Lmao
i dont even say something funny or weird and they laugh. im not a sperg i don't understnad why they hate me
>>34349088I did it was great until she got sick of me and abandoned me :(
>>34349148Then we'll buy ourselves earplugs so we don't have to hear them.And we'll teach ourselves sign language so the silence doesn't hold us back.
>>34349101MI've never drank alcohol in my life except that one time my mom gave me wine when I was 9
>>34349157Men laugh at unfunny women all the time.
>>34349164i dont want them laughing at all
>>34349133What's stopping you from going to a bar and being plapped
>>34349161Will you tell us the story
>>34349101How dare you steal my question
>>34349088I would rather flay and castrate myself for the Boltons than do that again
I wonder what all those dads who get along well with and like their daughter's boyfriends feel when she inevitably destroys the relationship. Do they think "wow, my daughter is a whore"? On one hand you want to side with her because she's your daughter but you're seeing all these men come and go and I think deep down you'd know. I guess I'd rather raise an incel son, than a whore daughter. I honestly get it now.
>>34349101MBeer but I haven't tried that much because I don't go out to drink. But I did make some screw drivers the other month and they were pretty good.
>>34349182incel son with dad still in the picture? is that even possible?
>>34349182My dad thinks Im a loser
>>34349095just exactly average, but i may as well have one because fucking 99.99% of people requires a level of intimacy i find untolerable
>>34349182>dads who get along well with and like their daughter's boyfriendsDo these exists? Most aging dads are ex sports jocks or jock wannabes and most men my age are shy nerds, the type boomer guys pantsed and beat up after school
>>34349049intpbros...
How’d you know he’s gay?It was a vibe
Where the hell is the entp love?
Should I spend a moneys
>>34349101F. 32When I was a teenager, my dad "sheriff" told me that I want "unique" drinks. And recommended that if I do underage drinking, which all teens do, I mix white wine with lemon soda, and/or red wine with cola, so it isnt too strong and that I always have to finish my drink, never leave it unattended, and making them light on alcohol helps me with that.>never drink from an opened bottle>never accept drinks from strangers>during those times "knockout drops" reared their ugly headSo I listened to my dad, and still drink those wine mixes.My mother always wanted me to be cooped up in the house and never go anywhere, and dad let me go out and have fun.Dad didnt want to stop me from being young, but wanted me to be as safe as possible. Its one of the things I think my dad was completely right about, and I appreciate his relaxed attitude about my youth.
>>34349214Ye
>>34349101MI'm dry 364 nights a year but split a bottle of sake with friends every New Year's Eve.
are you pursuing a romance?
I lowkey need a little sister with a praise kink gf
>>34349221No, I gave up on pursuing the last one a couple weeks ago and I've been busy with other shit since.
>>34349175it's not interesting, my mom for some reason thought it didn't have alcohol and it was just a little sip of wine anyway
>>34349221Not particularly, but it’s nice that a girl is interested
>>34349221no...
>>34349226She's pursuing you?
the neighbor's hellspawn is crying again
>>34349232Yeah, she asked for my socials yesterday and struck up the conversation, kept pushing it. We’ll see where it goes, she didn’t reach out today
>>34349233SameShe grew up in the last few years and it went from crying to screaming at her parents lol Sometimes she plays the recorder which is cute
>>34349221PurrhapsAnons if you were born the opposite gender what would you want your name to be
>>34349236Cool
I've done it AGAIN am I STUPID
>>34349247What did you do
>>34349245Yeah, she’s nice, very cute witchy girl
>>34349247You can borrow my brain cell while I sleep
>>34349240my neighbor is a single mother living with her elderly parents and two loud dogs. nobody over there ever picks up the dogshit so the yard always smells, especially when it gets warm. the kid shrieks and cries all the time but it's not his or her fault the mother is useless. i feel bad for the kid tbdesu.
>>34349221i was. she needed me but didn't like me, and acted accordingly. had to end. makes you want to kys after realizing, jesus christ.
>>34349247But you noticed and stopped before making it worse.
>>34349256I didn't have to do it
>>34349247Stop sleeping with fuckboys, get a nice boyfriend
>>34349257The mighty freight train slows for a mile before it comes to a stop.
>>34349037I gotta be honest, I don't think I could be with any XSTX.
What's the better way to ask a girl out?Texting her abruptly out of the blue like "hey what's up? Wanna go out?"OrDo I wait until we have a casual convo and then just drop it in the middle of that?
>>34349221Doggedly
>>34349272I think the ladder
>>34349272The first has always worked better for me. Give her a specific time and place if possible though, or at the very least a specific day.
Either genderIf your sibling (or a close friend) killed somebody, would you snitch on them to the authorities?
>>34349278>Give her a specific time and place if possible thoughUm, this is kinda tough cuz I have no clue what to invite her to do.>inb4 coffee.Can't do that, we already know each other
>>34349280MNo
>>34349280MYes because I wouldn't wanna endanger other people. Helps that my brother is also evil and I hate him. Honestly if someone is capable of murder, they're probably not worth being a friend anyway
>>34349280MNo, I'd talk them through whatever happened and try to figure out what the best thing to do would be. I'd ask why and then encourage them to get a lawyer first before turning themselves in or whatever the next step would be. I wouldn't tell them to go into hiding or run away, though.
>>34349221i'm trying not to because it is unfair to her. unfortunately she's the only worthwhile person romantically that i have known. God truly does give His silliest battles to his funniest clowns, as it goes
we need a baker
>>34349283You can absolutely ask a girl out for coffee or a casual meal if you already know her, unless you mean you've already been on a coffee date and you don't want to repeat it.
>>34349280Only if I thought they were going to kill another person, otherwise I'm not doing the cops' jobs for them.
>>34349301I make a damn good mousse cake. Does that count?
>>34349301We need a butcher
in my previous job two older women offered me candy
>>34349301>>34349308
>>34349306hell yeah but I need some fresh bread
>>34349312thank you!
>>34349303YesI don't even drink coffee anyway
>>34349280mreally depends on the circumstance. if they are being an actual menace to others then of course, otherwise i would talk them into turning themselves in and give them the "don't speak to the police. don't share anything more the least amount of details. get a lawyer as soon as possible". if they are not amenable to that, then i'd be forced to turn them in on grounds of the risk of being charged as an accomplice or some other relation to the event.
>>34349319In that case, why not just grab lunch or dinner with her? If you know what kind of food she likes that's cool, if not you can always just propose lunch or dinner and then work out a restaurant if she says yes.
>>34349263My retardation really is a freight trainone day it is going to go full speed again and it will be on fire and throwing up too
>>34349221No but I am attending a singles event Thursday
>>34349221Nope.
>>34349342What kind of event
>>34349370A description from one of their Facebook posts says “Thursday March 19th, we are hosting our first SINGLES MINGLE night. We will have drink specials all night for everyone to loosen the mood and fun games to help you interact with other attendees. You never know where you will meet your special someone”. So I’m not really sure what to expect
