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When will it be my turn to touch Boobies and stick my dick in pussy? When was it your turn? How did you get it to be your turn?
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>>34362482
Try working on your interpersonal communications and maybe you'll meet a girl who is actually compatible with you
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>>34362482
>How did you get it to be your turn?
I learned how to convincingly mimic confidence.
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>>34362482
You come across whiny or narcissistic and are projecting
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>>34362494
So you're saying you've never had your turn either?
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>>34362509
I have had my turn and I'll be with my girl again.
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Oh and btw She has written me a message here within the last couple months
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>>34362514
What's so special about you? Are you white? Tall? Good looking? Huge cock?
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>>34362524
>white?
Yes

>Tall?
Yes

>Good looking?
Yes

>Huge cock?
Yes
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>>34362529
Oh, lucky you I guess!
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>>34362482
>how did i get it to be my first time

I befriended an alcoholic 21 year old girl with low standards when I was 17. We spent a night drinking parked at a city park in a tiny small town. She got out saying she had to piss and she got back in on my side and sat in my lap. I wasn't suave or even good, and a bit nervous.

Really i think she would have fucked anybody who was walking on two legs and not 400 pounds, before we had sex she was having sex with a gay friend of mine who had straight tendencies when he was drunk. I have low standards, too, if you can't tell. It was also the first time I got my red wings.

When I got home the next morning, I had to peel my boxers off of my skin. The blood had dried in the fabric and adhered to my leg.
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>>34362537
I'd rather be a virgin than do any of what you said in that post.
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>>34362537
She had some kind of primordial STD or she was on her period?
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>>34362482
When I had sex, it was really bad because my objective was to have sex and I didn't even like the woman. It's better if you actually like each other.
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>>34362568
Just her period. But it was dark and I didn't care enough to stop. She also had the worst bacne I've ever seen and every now and again I'd forget and run a hand across it or place a hand on it and a pimple or two would pop under my fingers. Literally from her neck all the way to the top of her ass down her spine was nothing buy bacne with no smooth skin except to the sides of her spine. I didn't realize or think about how gross either of us were, I had boobs in my face and that's all that really mattered to me at the time.
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>>34362589
Wow man, you were living the life. I guess being a liberal white guy does come with the sex.
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>>34362595
I voted for trump
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>>34362482
> When will it be my turn

Sex is not something you are entitled to. There are no “turns”. It’s something you work for and earn.
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>>34362620
But that story sounds so liberal
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>>34362661
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>>34362862
Liberal people hook up in cars and have sex with gay dudes.
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>>34362482
Me: kissless, dateless through high school and 7/8 of college. Midway through senior year the most beautiful girl in a club I belonged to asked me out. Told me later that I seemed "interesting" from things I said in the club. We dated through the rest of senior year, lost our virginities together graduation week, and have been together since.
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>>34364279
You deserve it God bless you
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>>34364424
Why does he deserve it? Why did God bless him?
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I know God brings myMandI home to each other soon.
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>>34362909
Conservative people are obese middle american single moms
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>>34362482
I feel like it's coming soon. 2026 is my year.
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>>34364502
Praying on your downfall anon
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>>34362482
If you are white you have to settle for tan skinned tatted up hags with septum rings
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>>34364510
If it's to christian god, i like you being opposed to me.
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>>34364279
Cool story but fuck you for making the girl initiate. Men should always be the ones to express interest and build intimacy.
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>>34364802
Why are you so up in arms over this specifically? What events in your life led to this being such an emotionally charged opinion?
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>>34362482
my first time I was techincally raped. I was 16 she was 23, she was my bff's friend's gf. They played WoW all night whilst we drank on the patio. After they fell asleep she literally jumped me and took my pants off.
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>>34364825
Sounds hot bro, good job
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>>34364832
nah, lost my bff when it came out, pussy wasn't worth it. I regret not telling him immediately to this day.
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>>34364825
That doesn't sound like rape. It sounds like she initiated and you went along with it. Did she hold a knife to your throat? Were you unconscious? Did you tell her to stop?
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>>34364876
I said no and you have a boyfriend about half a dozen times before gicky gack 3000 came into effect
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>>34365014
You can’t argue with these freaks. All we can do is hope their daughter does that “because it’s normal”.
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>>34362482
I used to want bitches
now I want to be the bitch
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>>34364802
Jewish opinion right here
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>>34364802
women initiating are probably the highest tier women. most women are too insecure to even approach a guy let alone admit they like men.
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>>34364493
I'm the blessed one from 2 posts above you. Looking back I think God blessed me because I was open to the possibility. I realize in restrospect that there might have been other gilrs like her earlier, but I didn't notice them because I assumed they were impossible. To keep with your terminology, I thank God not only because she asked me but because for some reason I said yes.
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>>34362482
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>>34362482
if the environment is not giving you what you want
change it

that was my strategy
move to a new country
a new city
or
enroll in a new college, class, environment

this is the only way
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>>34371160
Did it work out for you? Do you get to stick your dick in pussy on the regular without using prostitutes?
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>>34371219
yes that's what it took
28 years sexless in my city
moved to asia (japan) and in 3 months i got my first gf and 5 sexual experiences in that time
and im a manlet

now after three years, tons of experience long term gf etc etc



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