this seems like a troll post but i swear to fuck it's not.my desk chair stinks of shit. sometimes i do have bad farts, and i can only assume it is them that is making whatever i sit on stink of shit ... so what now? i have to buy a new chair every 3 months?seat of this one is leather or leatherette, but i have had this same problem with many previous chairs.how do i get rid of the smell or stop it?
>>34369237Fart Even Harder
Start using baby wipes or get a bidet. Using plain ass toilet paper and nothing else is barbaric and old-world. Your chair will thank you.
Also not sure if this is true but it seems leather would "hold bacteria" more than other materials like mesh chairs. Again no proof but makes sense in my head ig
>>34369244no, i know that, i wash after every time i shit. even if i'm at work or in a public toilet, i find a way.
>>34369253yeah like these expensive gaming chairs would be wasted on me, are mesh chairs cheap?
>>34369237Take a shower jeetAlso, change up your diet if it's that bad and stop sitting in your chair for so long.
>>34369237wash your fucking ass and your computer chair
>>34369237ok so what i was fishing for was a really good version of febreeze or something.>>34369577my ass is very clean.
>>34369599>my ass is clean>leaves a shit smell in chairsReally?
>>34369609I'm sick of how hit and miss this chinese art appreciation BBS is, like when it hits, it hits like a fucking pin-point precision sledge hammer strike pounding a 10 inch carpentry nail through a 2x4 in one strike. but two out of three shots are misses.I'm out.
>>34369720Fed?
>>34369237The young master would be wise to purchase a new chair and cease his shitass behaviors.
>>34369257You can get a portable bident bottles off Amazon. Glad I can clean my ass at work now.
>>34369237>so what now? i have to buy a new chair every 3 months?>seat of this one is leather or leatherette, but i have had this same problem with many previous chairs.>how do i get rid of the smell or stop it?don't fart in your chairs, idiotit's inconvenient but it's the best solution
>>34369237Yeah dude it was probably someone else who shit on your computer chair in your room where no one else goes because it smells like shit
at least you don't have a fucking doberman that fights to get in your room and, if allowed, run over to your chair to snort huff after huff of how fucking wretched it smells that's beyond humiliating
>>34369237If your chair is made of a material that holds moisture you could be trapping tons of awful shit smelling sweat from your asscrack (regardless of cleanliness).In general if you keep exposing objects to a certain smell they can retain it in some way.
>>34369237Hey I remember you, you deleted your thread last time. Why not just buy a new computer chair? Also buy one of those gel cushions so whenever you fart or whatever you can wash it.
>>34369237Use something like picrel. I produce absolutely vile farts and before using that my chair smelled like death, now its perfectly fine.
>>34369237holy shit lmao you retardo faggoYOURE SHITTING YOURSELF GO TO THE BATHROOM!this gaywad cant figure out basic hygene lol hahahahah
>>34369237Place a thin pillow on your chair for your swampass that you can just machine wash ever so ften. Keeps your chair fresh and nice.
>>34371567Fed
>>34369237So if your ass really is as clean as you claim it is, the reason for the smell is that you fart little shit particles in your chair, which accumulate. You can either can a fucking chair made out of wood that doesn't absorb your shit particles or you can change your diet. If you have a solid diet, you don't really fart. That might be easy changes like not eating fruit together with heavier meals (at least 30 min before or 2 hours after). Or just slurp some kefir or unpasteurized sauerkraut to get your gut biome on a decent level. You might also be overweight or some shit so that your cheeks sweat a lot and rinse the fucking shit out of your asshole. That sweat-shit mixture then climbs out of your cheeks and drips on your chair. If you don't change your chair, it might look like a bunch of stalagmites afterwords. Just put a butt plug in there. Or use wet wipes every time you go to the toilet. Regardless if your shit or whatever.
>>34370296the dog knows whats good
