Are Hallmark movies a good standard (or starting point) for what women look for in guys?Things I have noticed in them>Women are visually attracted to guys>Guys are retarded, gullible, never are problem solvers, never have ambition>guys act like goofballs, improvise situations, make nonsense word salad jokes.>Girl is always intellectual, wants to take things slow, makes the first sexual move and in general drives the relationship>courtship is based on making absurd questions to watch reactions and a few insinuations to having sexAlso, Help me understand american humor. I just don't get how talking nonsense is funny, it's not really pun or wordplay, they just do random comments.
>>34370740No. This is a closer picture of how the real world works.https://unrollnow.com/status/1893839632628068487
>>34370740>Are Hallmark movies a good standard (or starting point) for what women look for in guys?Not even remotely
>>34370760>successful man is mad he was targeted by gold diggers
>>34370773why? what do they look for? Are you a woman in the first place?
I loathe these romcoms and dumbass Hallmark channel movies. All they do is fill women's heads with bullshit and set super high expectations. Oh, you're not taking me out on wacky adventures and paying for expensive trips and dinners weekly? You're just broke and not man enough like Hallmark Chad!
>>34370760>the idea that I was potentially in a position that could change their life with no effort from them simply by offering to lay down under me was all it took.Bingo.
>>34370740Such films (and Harelquin romance books) are a 12 year old girl's equivalent of pornography - totally unrealistic fantasy that the sensible quickly grow out of.
I mean yeah watching some hallmark movies is fine and can help give you some ideas. I would never try to emulate the cringe performances of those male actors though. Or if you want to be even smarter you will just listen to my 4chan comment and take it to heart. The great pickup artist mystery identified the Famous Five "attraction switches". And these are pretty much all you need to know about what women want even today. >Pre-selectionother women have chosen you and want your dick>Leader of menyou don't have to be a CEO or pretend to, being a leader of men can be very simple and low stakes. Captain of a softball team is fine>Protector of Loved onespretty self explanitory. Always have a bullshit story ready to go about how you protected your little sister or something>Willingness to emotethis will be the hardest for most of you autists. Zoomers seem fundamentally incapable of doing this right. But since its rare these days its extra powerful and attractive. Stop being a scowling flexing looksmaxxer faggot >Successful Risk-takeryep, we all know this one even boomers had this down.
>>34371096>he thinks females meaningfully mentally mature after 12
>>34370740No. Look into the kind of pornographic books that are popular with women nowadays instead. They want to be used and abused. They laugh at Hallmark shit, it's "too soft" and "cringe". Men like the leads in these movies just get friendzoned.
>>34371652its guaranteed to happen but only when it's too late to matter
>>34371665>just be an aristocratic vampire/werewolf hybrid with a 14 inch cock and the power to dominate armies of men who would harm her>have literally every woman thirsting for your dick at all times but feircly loyal to one average foid because???? her vagina is just magic okay easy to do
>>34370760Very illuminating read. Don't have looks? You need either money or status. Don't have money or status? You need looks. Women are cruel.
>>34371846>Women are cruel.It's not something they're doing on purpose. The pussy either gets wet or it doesn't. The boner either gets hard or it doesn't. The universe does not care.
>>34371787the vampire queen is kino. I am eternally grateful to that mmo girl who recommended it to me.
>>34371856It's nature. Nature is good and knows better than your intellect. Theorycels get left behind.
>>34370740No Hallmark movies are a good example of what women tell guys they want in guys and what they say in dating app profiles.What they actually want in guys is money, status and a high shit-test tolerance.Height, looks and a large shlong are all optional but preferred, however guys with the first three can work around that, whilst guys with only the second three can't work around the first three - you can get laid with just the second three but you won't keep a woman worth having with them.
>>34372313If nature knows better than us, then why do retards happen?
