>>34372967
you have to be pretty built for it to work, but the funniest thing is slapping their ass in return. the unga bunga monkey instinct is to start a physical altercation but going full gay mode is more humiliating for them than it is for you.

Lol this picture is me and my gf and I don’t care. Every weekend I go to her house. She cooks me some bad ass food. I smoke her weed and she gives me some feel good pills. Then she sucks my dick. Then I fall asleep as she rubs my back. You just don’t get this type of treatment from hot girls. Even if you are alpha or whatever. You would have to be a literal celebrity to get treated the way I get treated. I’ve always been attracted to big fat asses and tits anyway. I’m in heaven

>>34372967
When I was younger dating, took a weekend tip to Chicago and some rich young guy who had a wad of cash and one point gave a homeless woman a $100 bill. We were walking the same street as them and he offers my bf money for me. I stayed silent clutched to my bf, bf was livid but didn’t do anything

>>34373206
And you've been less attracted to him ever since.

>>34373217
Yeah..

Thankfully no I have never had someone slap my gfs ass or whatever. I think I’m the right kind of guy to not get this or get bullied or whatever cause I’m big but not so big that I stand out In a crowd (6’1 220) And slightly ugly with a nose that has been broken badly and I think people generally interpret my appearance as someone who is not an easy target.

i once had a dude trying to get with my now wife while we we're still dating. we all lived on the same coop apartment building on campus. dude was Vietnamese and kept calling her pet names in the common area. he denied it but i guarantee he was extremely pissed that i took her. her parents even liked him and told her she should choose him over me. i laughed, told them they were full of shit, and i would be marrying their daughter, so start thinking about baby names. we have 3.

>>34372967
Never had to, and while I know my wife can take care of herself if someone was dumb enough to try while I was around I'd gladly introduce their teeth to the curb if the need arose.

just a tip for anons who are single and looking. if you EVER find a woman where the slightest possibility of another man entering the picture enrages you, that's your future wife. check it.

>>34373221
What do you think the appropriate response would have been? Verbally telling him off? Grabbing/shoving him? Punching him? Shooting him? What could he have done that would have both satisfied the protector role obligations, while also not necessarily escalating the situation to where the other guy is also thinking with violent/lethal intentions?

>>34372967
not my woman, but i slapped my friend at prom for cheating on his date. he said "honestly i deserved that" and we carried on

>>34373291
>>34373290
>>34373228
Wow, you guys are really lucky. You get to have all that sex with no physical threat to your safety or jail time. Lucky sons of bitches man.

>>34373319
Lucky to meet the right woman, no argument there, but as great as the sex is there's MUCH more to it than that.

>>34373354
Sure there is gramps

>>34373354
Your likely in your 30s and found your foid when dating was still kinda not fucked. Go brag somewhere else dicktard

>>34373196
based. and in the future you can get her to lose weight once she trusts you completely

>>34373319
actually, my wife's mom attacked me physically in the Portland OR rose garden. i still married her daughter and gave her three grand children.

>>34373305
Not sure. My bf was not a macho fighting kind of guy. I’m guessing I would prefer doing nothing. He had a group larger than ours and I think he said those things because he thought he got away with it

>>34373446
He did get away with it. And now you're boyfriend is forever another man's bitch in your eyes. This is the danger of having a girlfriend. She is a target. And you must be willing to murder or die over her.

>>34373367
25, met her at 18, you are right though I did meet her right before dating got fucked even though we met on the apps.

Also wasn't trying to brag, I'm just saying there's a lot more to a good love life than just good sex and that I value those parts of our relationship. I wish you well man, it looks like a rough go out there in the dating scene.

>>34372967
>Like a guy slaps her ass
Never has happened, but I will slap his ass and wink at him in return. If he bitches I call the cops.

The only time I have ever been pissed off is when I was with my gf and her friends in London and a shopkeeper asked me where I got those two birds from.

I simply said I am just trying to take my gf and her depressed friend on a nice day out. Then walked out of the immediately shop without buying anything.

>>34373456
Let her depressed friend have sex with you guys, I'm sure it will cheer her up.

>>34373196
I wish you more good shit like this in your life, Genuinely love to see someone living their life, Have fun anon

>>34373499
Fuck you and him, if I'm not happy, neither should you be!

>>34373469
I'd rather not to be honest. She has a chaser and that's the last faggot I want to deal with also I am 99% sure that shit never ends well. We still fuck like crazy 3 and nearly 4 years in and I want to keep it that way.

>>34373453
It's not worth going to jail or potentially getting your ass beat. Given the legal system there is nothing good to come from a street fight.
You can always get another gf though.

>>34373524
Yeah that’s true. And you don’t know how far people will go. I know a guy from college that was beaten almost to death in DC for no real reason

>>34373453
This such a third world ass opinion were you from bro? If a guy tried to buy my gf I would just make fun of him. “You can’t afford her bro” or whatever. We would have a laugh. It’s actually extremely beta for you to get pissed off at some random fag over a comment.

I live in an excellent part of the world where we basically have "consensual fighting" laws which state that if both parties agree, they can beat the fuck out of each other. This means any "you wanna go bro?" language is an invitation for you to wail on them. I've done it once for a girl and a few other times for random shit because I thought it was funny.

People around always break up the fight so the damage never gets to a point where there's a clear loser. Also get to be violent which makes my primate brain happy. I would recommend it.

I would fight to the death for my love

>>34372967
Leave. And tell the bar owner why you're leaving.

>>34372967
>Have you ever had to defend your woman's honor? Like a guy slaps her ass or touches her hair without consent, did you fight them? How did it go?
My sister's (now ex-) bf did this. She broke up with him literally five minutes after the fight and never spoke to him again. Very good decision on her part.

>>34373196
Yeah
I fell for the hot ornament gf and honestly sucks. She isn't even that active sexually, she's a dead starfish, but very hot with massive tits and slim waist, dark skin and pretty face. I like showing off with her on my arm but aside from that it's a 3/10 experience.
I would like to have an uglier but very enthusiastic gf

>>34374261
I don't get what you're saying.
He defended her/fought the guy and she left him? Doesn't make sense

>>34372967
In elementary school i defended my friend from some creep he was a pussy though so me getting in his face and telling him to leave was enough

>>34374487
It sucks that when you get the enthusiastic mid girl you will miss the hot one even when the hot one has no personality or desire to please you. You could probably convert a hot girl into acting more like the chubby one but you would have had to have this in mind from day 1 and setting expectations. You probably can’t do it now

>>34372967
I did once. A drunk guy grabbed my gf pussy, I front kicked him and he went flying into some chairs. The bouncer saw it and kicked him out. When we left the guy had gathered 6 of his friends and they jumped me, ended up on the hospital. Gf got away unharmed luckily. So even if you win a fight, you might pay for it later.

>>34374576
Was it worth potentially suffering life altering injuries? Did she let you fuck her anymore than usual? Did she offer her anal virginity? Are you still together? What was your reward for this act of machismo?

>>34374489
makes perfect sense when you think about it

>>34374583
She’s a nurse at the hospital I stayed at, all her nurse friends took really good care of me. I had nose operation and a broken arm, no visible scars now. I married my gf and we are all good friends. She offered everything. Most of the guys that jumped me got away with it except the guy I kicked, he assaulted a cop later that night after he stole fucking ketchup from a 7/11.

>>34374596
Ah, destiny presented itself and you seized it. You may not come back to earth after you die anon. Good job.

>>34374606
Thank you? Have a nice day buddy

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>>34374619
I hope you get to live the hentai life and fuck all of her nurse friends bro. You deserve it for being so brave and manly.

>>34374596
>fucking ketchup
Is that a euphenism for menstrual blood?

>>34374576
That is your fault. You should've left ASAP because you're not safe remaining in the area.

>>34374489
>He defended her/fought the guy and she left him? Doesn't make sense
If you stop to think about it even for a minute, you'll realise it makes perfect sense. Violence is frightening. Women don't like being around violent men.

A bunch of times
>with gf at truck stop
>trucker apparently touches her ass and asks if he can kiss her hand
>I butt in, "nah kiss MY hand"
>trucker is seething but there were cops in there
>probably thought he could take me since he was a big fat fuck and I was an effeminate looking long haired dude but I was benching over 2 plate at that point and did muay thai and tussled

Another time thought some nigga is hitting on mah woman at a club, got in his face immediately, turns out he was not hitting on her.

Another time some gay dude (her friend) caressed her leg, I just stared thinking "wut", gf went "haha he looks like he's gonna kill you now"

Another time some dude started telling my gf compliments and I kinda just hung around because I guess it's good that she is being complimented but if he touched her I'd touch him and go "nah she's mah gf"

The idea is to demonstrate you're willing to get physical but let the offending party go first so it's "self defence".

When I was in college I did theater and there was this creep we called Shrek because that's what he looked like. He would constantly hit on and make creepy comments and shit to all the girls he wanted to fuck and did not hold back. He was caught going through girls clothes durring shows. Despite this he was never kicked out of the group. The girls would bitch and moan over how gross he is and how they can't believe he's not banned, then would invite him to our hang outs and parties. He would then get super drunk and get super physical with the girls in which us men would step in to beat his ass but then the girls would stop us and get in to a big spat. Then the girls would continue to bitch about how none of us step up to protect them or deal with him. He eventually raped my ex gf a few months after we broke up and she did nothing about it and fully says it's her fault even though she was a pretty stark feminist and would yell at me for every single dumb feminist thing like man spreading on the bus. I haven't stood up for a women ever since then.

>>34372967
Never happened. My woman going outside is haram.

>>34375913
That mus be exactly why they have it that way in Islam. Keeping women in the home prevents bullshit from starting.

>>34375174
I thought women select for the men who exhibit competent and strong abilities, such as waging war and defending.

>>34377719
It really isnt very feasible to live your life believing in stereotypes.
Some women are turned on by compassion, some are turned off by it. Some women get scared of violence, some it makes them feel safe.
One thing is for certain, people even women are individuals.

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>>34373196
god i want that so bad

>>34372967
this has never happened to me. probably because we don't go anywhere with people who do shit like that.

>>34385804
There was an old meme on fit:
>what would you do if this huge dude slapped your gf's ass at the club
Nobody ever asked:
>if we're in a relationship, why are we still going out to clubs? The music is too loud and the drinks are too expensive.

>>34373936
this is how it should be. if both dudes agree to the fight and no one's seriously hurt, who the fuck cares, let em duke it out

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>>34373446
When my wife and I are out and some shit like that happens, I normally just kinda take charge and start directing her across the street while watching whoever the problem is. It's ridiculous and performative, but I think it's what I'm supposed to do.
There was a really fat and drunk guy who knocked on our door like 2 weeks ago because he had the wrong house and wanted to buy some pitbulls from my neighbor. He was getting really belligerent, saying I'm higher than a kite and that he knows <name that was close to my neighbor's but wrong> was in there. Crazy thing though was that even though I was scared, even though he had a good 80 lbs on me, I had HIM backing up away from me. Wasn't even conscious. I just came out of my house staring at his face and started walking towards him, and he backed away and kept backing back to his car. It was really fucking different from who I was when I was a kid.

There's a world of abuse and chaos under everything else, and I think women need to believe we have some kind of plan for when there's a wolf at the door. Competent avoidance of a threat vs. freezing up. Maybe we're not ready to be fathers before we can do that.

>>34373196
i used to do that exactly till i found her on tinder

>>34372967
>Have you ever had to defend your woman's honor?
I've defended a woman, sure. I have never defended a woman's "honor" like brawling in the street like some mongoloid retard because some idiot said mean words. I do what adults do and leave the situation.

My wife is 6'2 and I'm pretty sure physically speaking she could beat me to death if she tried, truly. God I love her.

>>34372967
so there was this time my ex got approached by a dude on the table we were all sit in, I guess he thought she was single and I was with the other girl that was with us. She was a foreigner in my country and I look very local and so was the friend that came with us so I assume the dude paired me with her
anyways, he comes and starts talking to her
I just observe but I slowly stand up and come to them.
She tells him I'm with her and he looks at me with incredulity
He then says something else and leaves.
She never told me exactly what the dude said but I can imagine, my country is a very weird place with very weird social hierarchies and I'm not into the "dating pretty foreigners" group to them.
oh he didn't touch her so I didn't have to defend anyone's honor but I was ready to if he did. She was one to respect more restraint than animal behavior so she liked that.

>>34373294
Check it as in not letting it get you mad?or dropping her? So for my confusion. Is it bad to let the rage take over do easily? I dont know how i feel her talking to other guys but i also dont want to be controlling