>>34373983
Men, can you roar?
Men, what's the most romantic way your gf could tell you she's ready for a baby?
>>34377726I don't remember we having decided to have a baby.
To hehe or not to hehe?
>>34377729Pretend you did decide, and you said you were ready, but she was the one unsure of exactly when she would be ready.
>>34377722first for boys
>>34377731I never want to have children, but the good old "put a baby inside of me" is unbeatable.
>>34377726show me a positive pregnancy test and tell me it means she has aids, big laughs afterwards
>>34377730Hehe in the streetsNo hehe in the sheets
how far into pregnancy does a woman need to be before it's a little weird to have a boner that close to a baby? the water breaking is obviously far too late
you know? life can be kinda nice sometimes
>>34377726Does it have to be romantic? Just say so, casually and directly.
>>34377725like a lion? kinda>>34377726I've got a potato cookin in the ovenI'm not sure desu maybe a candlelit dinner with casserole then I might be convinced>>34377732nth for grills
>>34377737You're not straight if you're not willing to fuck her until the millisecond prior to the water breaking.Preggo women are the hottest thing on Earth, you ladies have no idea.
>>34377726There isn't, I don't want one.
>>34377730This cutesy act doesn't work anymore when everyone knows that modern females rim Chad's asshole in the club's bathroom, and then they still expect princess treatment from their future bfs. It's sad and depressing.
>>34377738<3(it's usually shit tho)
Therapy was lit but now she makes me talk about difficult things and I feel so sad afterwards
There is so much chatter in my brain. Does that mean im not sleeping deeply?
>>34377753Yes, it means you're too tense and anxious to shut down fully. Which probably leads to you waking up still feeling exhausted often.
>>34377754I rarely feel exhausted but I wake up during the night and it’s like I go from dream to instant chatter
>>34377749rip, it sucks at the time but it'll be worth it in the end>>34377753depends, if you are waking up frequently and dreaming a lot then means you're spending more time in REM, I have nights like that
>>34377754>too tense and anxious to shut down fully. Which probably leads to you waking up still feeling exhausted oftennta but story of my life, whether I sleep 2 hours or 7 hours I feel just as exhausted lol
>>34377755Does sound like you rarely go into deep sleep, yeah. >>34377757That sucks.
>>34377758>That sucksit does lol
>>34377756I think I read that REM isn’t indicative of deep sleep though >>34377758Oh that’s not good
>>34377722Why do feminists always frame equality issues as a gender war?We are a couple and we root for each other not for our respective genders.Of course, I don't want my gf to be discriminated against in her line of work and I don't want some asshole to be promoted instead of her just because he has a penis. But also, neither of us is for blanket DEI where all women are hired/promoted first to increase female representation. Because if my career suffers because I don't have a vagina, that's going to fuck up our marriage/family plans. It would be the ultimate twist of irony if she ends up with the stable career while I end up making less/struggling. So then she's supposed to both birth kids and work? What the fuck sort of fucked up worldview is that?
Found this trend of Japanese women posting their incredibly messy rooms.Femanons, do you keep your place tidy enough for a spontaneous inspection?
>>34377764>smoking indoors I mean this isn't tooo bad, just cluttered, she just needs to bin and wash half that stuff
>>34377762pro tip: they don't want you to be on each others side, they don't want things to work out, they want her to having to chose between a happy family or financial stability, they want you and her to get into pointless fights over this, they want your kids to resent her for having been absent for most of their childhood and stressed the fuck out the little time she did have with them, they do want her to lose her libido so you get unsatisfied and frustrated and start getting more demanding until she's disgusted with you and files for divorce, this isn't an urgent problem in their reality, it's a sign that everything is working as intended
>>34377764probably started from that one jap foid who was livestreaming herself cooking in an apartment full of trash and cockroaches
>>34377764depends on my mood the last three months
>>34377769my waifushe still streams a lot by the way
>>34377764My practice gf's friend said that my practice gf had orange peels laying around on the floor and bottles etc. But she cleaned up when I went over to fuck her lol
love is the biggest psyop in the whole universe
>>34377774orange peel sounds like crunchy girl shit, most of them are just hair spray and rotten pussy
>>34377777quints of sour grapes
>>34377772What's her @?>>34377770How is it looking today?What if I came over for an inspection right this moment, ringing your doorbell?
>>34377780most rooms would be ok but whatever you do, don't go to the basement
>>34377768>they don't want things to work out, they want her to having to chose between a happy family or financial stabilityIf you mean happy family as in "staying home with the kids", hardly any women have a choice in this anymore. Most people consider two incomes necessary for their expenses.
>>34377772Oh my god xP why doesn't she get a cleaner and pest control in lol
>>34377764My house is always completely immaculate. The dishes are always done, I clean on a schedule so everything is freshened up every few weeks, I never let trash linger, etc. My car is a fucking travesty, though.
If an all-knowing being came down from above and told you you're destined to be alone for the rest of your life - no partner, no close friends, etc - what would you do?
>>34377777Yeah, it exists but men are biologically too stupid to reciprocate it. WLW is probably the only true romance.
>>34377782you're not exactly the brightest star in the sky, aren't you?
>>34377784In that case we're fucking in the car.
>>34377786Because it's gonna beam me up.
>>34377780https://www.tiktok.com/@shirokumatyandaisuki4444>>34377783schizophrenia (apparently, i do not understand a single word of what she says or care to investigate much)
>>34377749>>34377756How do you start? My shit's too big to dive right into and I don't wanna fork out $200 a week for an hour of fucking small talk
>>34377735i have an indian friend with "saint in the streets, sinner in the sheets" as his tagline on whatsapp.thing is I dont think he gets to sin a lot
>>34377783that shit costs a fortune
>have a busy work weekend ahead of me>take 1hr outside of the workday to cook lunch>cooked 300g of pasta (one portion)>usually get stuffed>today, I'm still hungry>no snacks or nothing at home>have to continue like this till supperNot a great start. Idk know why 300g wasn't filling. Usually it's always enough.
>>34377778She had an eating disorder and I had to yell at her to finish her food. I do not miss her. But like if you barely eat, can't you fucking clean up after yourself?
>>34377793His tagline is cucking him. Lol.
>>34377788Never claimed to be.
>>34377777My theory is that love can only truly happen for the top 30% of humanity.
>>34377795>busy week uses up more energy>doesn't give the body more energy to compensate >OMG WHY IS MY BODY STILL DEMANDING MORE FUEL THAN ON NON BUSY WEEKS THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKER anon pls
>>34377772Yikes, men really have quite varied tastes don't they?
>>34377803shut up retarded incel
>>34377802But I do mind work. Why is my mind consuming so much petrol?
>>34377806shut up and eat your cake, L
>>34377804She's repulsive, dude. You need higher standards.The only reason you like her is probably because she look attainable. What's ironic is that she's getting lots of attention from her lifestreams so she still would reject you.
>>34377793>objectively unattractive dude pretends he's a playaI'm of two minds about this strategy. On the one hand it's kinda cringe cause we all suspect that they are lying. On the other hand, it's better than outright saying they get no pussy.
>>34377803a cute girl being gross does not stop her being cute!
>>34377806>why is the organ in my body that uses 20% of the body's resting energy despite only making up 2% of it's weight using more energy if I use it a lot and intenselyit's a total mystery anon, absolutely nobody could explain this strange phenomenon
>>34377722M or FDo you download pictures from 4chan or do you think that is unsafe?
>>34377764I grew up being abused in a house like this. I can't pretend my place never gets this way, because depression, but I have the decency to hide it from the world and summon a Mary Poppins whirlwind powered by a well honed fight/flight response if I know people are coming over. I can't trust people who let this shit hang out shamelessly. People with no shame are dangerous.
>>34377786Buy some land in the mountains, buy a few cute animals and just chill.Not a bad plan B.
>>34377808kek
>>34377813fI try to forget that there's people that are this paranoid
>>34377811She's not cute either.
>>34377813downloading the jay pegs on /cm/ is not going to hack your computer, grandma, we've been over this
>>34377725I guess
>>34377722My birthday was recent and even though I’m almost in my late 20’s I still feel like I’m 20 years old.Is this a good or bad thing?
>>34377791>schizophreniaThat's sad, I hope she's getting some support>>34377794Eh it would probably be a few hundred quid total for the roach extermination, a deep clean and stuff like cleaning the AC unit. Apparently in Japan they often do these things as a package with a more flat fee. But yeah the main thing to address first is the mental health so it doesn't return to that state. Well, at least they're eating pretty healthy...
Femanonsare you still evil? blonde femanons dont answer we know you arent
>>34377810its mega cringeeven players dont put that shit as their taglinewhat some guy is doing in his bed should be private, not broadcasted on whatsapp
>>34377789There's no way I'm letting a guy cum in my car. I'm not driving to work with that smell stuck in it for a week.
>>34377810Yeah, if a guy is below 6ft, it's obvious he gets nothing unless he's exclusively banging fatties and uggos, but you'll get judged more by normies if you do start admitting that foids hate you and reject you.
>>34377823pretty normal
>>34377813M, I save some memes and stuff I find funny>>34377823It's only just beginning
>>34377726I dont worry about things that are impossible to happen
>>34377824getting a hoarder apartment cleaned costs multiple thousand dollars... you can't hire a normal cleaning service for two hours for this
>>34377819she was very cute back then but that's with heavy filters, who knows what the people who live in my computer look like in real life, probably not even them
>>34377792I just got into it by my insurance covered it
>>34377813Sometimes. I don't download file types idk, though. How could an image file be unsafe?
>>34377791Thanks.>schizophreniaThat tracks, also with how she talks. Probably -typal.Was about to comment on her recent videos, seeing how she's outside and looking more collected. But the videos in her place are still showing an absolute bug colony.
>>34377814>JH car pics when
>>34377828>if a guy is below 6ft, it's obvious he gets nothing unless he's exclusively banging fatties and uggosThis is what you unironically believe when you don't touch grass
>>34377828>if a guy is below 6ft, it's obvious he gets nothing unless he's exclusively banging fatties and uggosNot true.
>>34377740>kinda>>34377822>I guess
>>34377844roaring can mean many things you autistwhats the context
>>34377840Nice misquote.
>>34377818>>34377820Well I got a message from discord while I was uploading the images and it logged me out 2 times because they thought it was suspicious activity.I was just curious what was going on to cause that.since it has never happened before.
>>34377848and what was the pic? cp?
>>34377786Defy fate and give birth to God, beyond the whims of those who would string us along.
>>34377828>if a guy is below 6ft, it's obvious he gets nothing unless he's exclusively banging fatties and uggosOr sluts. Sluts don't mind short men.
>>34377845I meant do it. Do the roar. Growl at vocaroo.com. grrrrr rawrrrrrLOUD
>>34377851No just stupid memes.The email said You’re receiving this message because we detected suspicious activity on your account and believe your account may have been compromised.It only happened while I was uploading pictures I downloaded from here so I was just wondering if it was being weird
>>34377833Eh yeah maybe I lowballed it depending on how bad it is... she could probably get some money from her stream viewers at least and some services let you repay in instalments... but it would probably just get back to that state without more mental health intervention...
>>34377859I doubt it's the pics. It's probably the other bullshit you do on there.
>>34377841>>34377843It is true. Go tell the next female you meet that you're lonely and desperate for pussy. Do you retards actually think she would feel sympathy for you or she will just think of you as a pathetic loser and no longer talk to you? You see virgin and incel being common insults even here, morons. It's always better to lie to females about your sexual experience.
>>34377857keep your ovulation fantasies to yourself
>>34377835actually i just checked with my sources, still super cute! a pleasant demeanor and a little overactive pattern matching goes a long way, ladies, just saying>>34377838she's in her 40s according to people who used to post about her so she's probably pretty deeply set into these patterns by now
>>34377863>Go tell the next female you meet that you're lonely and desperate for pussyNo bc that is pathetic lol and I'm not desperate>It's always better to lie to females about your sexual experienceIt's not though is it xD
>>34377861Pretty sure her whole channel is just engagement bait anyways, she probably lives in a different apartment and has one she just lets rot to go film some content in every couple of days.
>>34377863you're not making much sense, telling a girl you're desperate is a huge ICK
>>34377867Cool conspiracy theory lol, but I think it's much more likely that sadly this is just how she lives
Do men ever stuff the front of their jeans? Or does a guy walking down the hall with a comically large bulge have any reasonable justification?
>>34377864I'm not ovulating. Actually the opposite rn.
>>34377786idc
>>34377866I mean, I would never recommend that you admit to being a virgin. That's a potential ICK that is easily avoided.
>>34377871>Do men ever stuff the front of their jeansI can't think of a situation where I've ever needed to do this lolMaybe he was a drug mule jkOr just hung like a donkey
>>34377866>and I'm not desperate>man in his prime years not getting any pussy>totally not desperate, he's totally above getting sex after reading Eckhart Tolle and Joe Dispenza while he's getting older and uglier each day while others are fucking and starting familiesLmao, keep coping.
>>34377869She gets 800k views on her low effort fit check vids, lol, she's doing just fine.
>>34377871Some guys probably put a sock in their pants
>>34377871no, it would genuinely be pretty painful, you need some breathing room down there
>>34377871If you stuff your jeans to the point where there's a comically large bulge you're gonna be in pain.
>>34377875Dicks don't fill out the front of pants like that, they should go down the leg a little. Unless guys like coil their cocks up when they're giant.
>>34377874More like bullet dodged if she even cares kek. I've admitted it to a bunch of girls irl, some of them still suggested sexo
>>34377879>painfullmfaooo
>>34377871>Do men ever stuff the front of their jeans?When I was living in dorms with separate toilets, I'd have to do this after cooming because I didn't want to ruin my pants with the cum that keeps oozing out. So I'd just stuff a soiled pair of pants in there.
>>34377878Like over their dicks or just in the underwear?>>34377879>>34377880I don't understand.
>>34377872you're sticking eggs back up there?
>>34377882In my experience girls are finicky and you play it safe around them until you know them better. Girls have choices so they can afford to have a lot of silly judgemental views about male sexuality and men in general.
>>34377884I highly doubt that's what's going on. And of course cum needs to come up in conversation here.
>>34377886My eggs are homing in on your location as we speak. UAV style.
>>34377888Do you want to play with his thing or what?
>>34377881Tru dat>>34377877I guess it's just mental illness then for not cleaning the apartment>>34377876I mean if I was "desparate" I'd be messaging my crushes right now or hitting up the bar tonight/dating apps lol>his prime yearsGod are you telling me it gets worse I'm gonna clean and take a nap
>>34377891I just want to know if pants stuffing is a thing, since it's the only thing that makes sense.
>>34377887Guess it just depends if you're just trying to superficially hook up. Personally I'm unattracted to people that shallow so would consider it a bullet dodged. (But in reality I never had a scenario like that anyway)
>>34377865I don't find her particularly pretty or cute and her style (or maybe lack thereof) is not attractive to me either. Regardless of being incredibly filthy.It motivated me now to clean up some stuff in my rooms though. lolSo I'll just do that today while listening to some podcast.
went from sleeping for 3 days in a row to only sleeping 4 hours
>>34377825I wouldn't even want to touch this filty bitch. Not my type.
>>34377764>Femanons, do you keep your place tidy enough for a spontaneous inspection?I am the picture definition of a neat freak Virgo.>>34377772This is mentally illness and I feel so sorry for her.>>34377787>WLW is probably the only true romance.Stay blessed, queen.>>34377825This is a psyop. Stop posting it.>>34377886Knew what it was but didn't expect anyone to post it here.
>>34377897Ying and yang lol. As long as you're taking care of yourself and trying to get enough sleep in generalHow long does it usually last for you? Is it set off by anything? I was sleeping like 4 hours a night the past week, slept a bit more last night but still exhausted lol
>>34377900>neat freak VirgoIs this a virgo thing? My life is a mess but I'm always cleaning and tidying lol
>>34377901it usually happens when I'm in a good mood oddly enough and I don't feel tired when it happens
>>34377902Same
>>34377905Gang>>34377904I think some fluctuations are natural but yeah could be mental health related also Apparently I'm bipolar (I don't believe the diagnosis personally) so I know the feeling of having loads of energy and barely needing sleep vs. sleeping all day feeling exhausted Idk maybe see a doctor lol
>>34377900Korra's top is hotter here.
>>34377909>Idk maybe see a doctor lolyeah I probably should, I like it when I have lots of energy though!
>>34377786Kill myself
soulmate? more like cellmate
>>34377911>cartoon tittymonster 1 has a nicer fake top that doesn't need to work like real clothes than cartoon tittymonster 2Who the fuck cares?
>>34377912>like it when I have lots of energy though!Yeah, especially when you've been depressed and tired it's very rejuvenatingBut yeah could be due to many things or a hormone cycle or whatever
>>34377912yeah that's normal for hypomania, if it makes you exhaust your body more while it's happening you feel like shit longer afterwards though, and if you think you might have emerging bipolar setting up good support systems around that is a good idea because your first few real manic episodes will not treat you kindly
>>34377918Lel calm down JH
>>34377900Weren't you supposed to leave like 10 times already?
>>34377924Make me.
>>34377921>>34377922oh and here I thought this was a positive thing
>>34377925uhm ackschually, she could leave at any moment if she felt like it, unlike you!!! (it's because she's much better than you, in case you can't read between the lines)
What keyword does one need to use to find "chubby" girls where chubby=chubby? Because if you use google you just get landwhales.
>>34377930lana del ray enjoyers
>>34377930try thick
>>34377925Just ignore and report for avatarfagging.
>>34377933curvy, chubby, thick, doesn't matter, the landwhales will take over every such word
>>34377935womp womp
>>34377935try "slightly below average"
>>34377787this is being said by a repulsive fat single mother btw
>>34377932Especially black ones who are into coquette styles, it seems.
>>34377918FWIW the thing I like is that diamond shaped cutout. Her boobs could be way smaller for all I care. A massive rack doesn't do anything to me, but whatever.
I had a japanese GF and in case you dont know they dont do pirating here, because its illegal.my gf wanted to watch a movie so I downloaded a couple of movies and then watched them with her. she asked me where I bought them. being an idiot I said I downloaded themshe broke up with em shortly aftertheyre very serious about pirating here
>>34377942men would come up with the darndest bullshit copes as to why someone broke up with them instead of just being honest with themselves for once, lol
>>34377943I cant think of any other reason she broke up with meshe was very vague when I asked her, she said "were too different"
>>34377942it's illegal everywhere man
>>34377946yeah but nobody cares, except the japanese apparently
>>34377945>don't delete your browser history after gooning to lolis >being rude af for no reason to her friends>yeah bro idk why she broke up with me, must have been because I pirated a movie once
>>34377941You like the cutout because it shows more titty meat, you can be honest. Honestly, it's more the fact they're cartoons that annoyed me about the comment. I'm over getting mad at IRL tittymonsters.
>>34377945The real reason is that you're a dumb foreigner and it's disrispectful for her to be dating you.
haaaiiii foids *huggle*
>>34377942>they dont do pirating here, because its illegalI don't even know where to start with this>she broke up with em shortly afterSomehow, I doubt that you downloading a film is the reason she dumped you
>>34377947and the Germans
>>34377953Germans are not important
>>34377954Germany is richer than Japan, actually.
>>34377942now you know the costs of pirating.you wouldn't download a car. please be more responsible.
>>34377955Very German way of thinking
>>34377949I caught myself staring at a woman's "cutout" a while back and her chest seemed almost flat from my angle.
>>34377956anon would definitely download a gf
>>34377953I remember our German teacher in school showed us a German film she found on some dodgy streaming site lol I guess she wasn't like the other Germans
>>34377959won't be long before you can order a sex robot gf and then download a personality for hermight even already be a thing
>>34377786Well I wouldn't be surprisedI'll wait another year and a half or so and then kill myself I guess
>>34377958That sort of thing is literally made to be attention grabbing. It's annoying, right? Like it's one thing to wear something form-fitting or something with text to get looks, but that dumb.
>>34377942The Nips and their damn copyright, man. Game Freak would pull the plug on a dying child if his machine had an unlicensed picture of pikachu on it.
>>34377960Streaming sites are somehow a gray area.Torrenting is verboten though.
>>34377961yeah, who cares
i htink im pmdding im so sad idk
>>34377961is it going to be called sexist when no one downloads the female personalities?
>>34377970kek, like what? female sex robots with male personalities?I even didn't think of that, lol
Women, how willing are you to engage in cock workship?
the only reason you're still alive is because I find your stupidity mildly amusing
>>34377965>verbotenLol I love this wordThey're both still forms of downloading copyrighted content along a network to your computer for viewing and should be considered equally lol. I guess the only difference is if you're seeding torrentsMy personal view on piracy is, buy/support what creators you can, but if you can't afford something anyway (or don't want to give a shitty person money) pirate away. A lot of teens especially pirate stuff but then still buy merch and go to shows etc., blanket banning piracy actually hurts industry. A lot of mangakas and stuff are grateful for pirate sites allowing their work to reach a more global audienceAnd ofc there are so many shows, games etc. that you cannot even legally buy anymore>>34377942Seriously though OP, Japan is one of the top piraters in the world for stuff like manga/anime/software piracy
>>34377975HeheheheHuehuehuehue
>>34377972I do it by accident.
>>34377969That suckss, take it ez today anon, maybe have a nice snack>>34377977*laughs in brazilian*
>>34377964Lol. Not all companies are as bad as Nintendo tho. Sega actually encourages fanworks and has hired some talented fans e.g. on Sonic Mania
Do girls actually like it when you tell them "you look great" on dates? Or is it one of those things they hear so often, it loses its meaning?
Sometimes it looks better sometimes it looks worse and I don't know what to think. And I go outside and walk because its good for me and I see everyone living a nice happy life. Its no good
Future note to self: Always impulse post. Never keep a draft open.
>>34377983I want to hear it so bad and I don't know what it means that I never do. I mean obviously nothing good. I get ghosted after them so that's that.
>>34377983It's one of those things that makes me roll my eyes internally and smile politely because you'd get pissed if I reacted any differently.
>>34377983it's not what you say, it's how you say it. say it while your jaw hits the floor and your tongue rolls out on to the ground, and you're plapping almost guaranteed
>>34377983I like it when it's genuine and not just a filler compliment to be nice.
>>34377986this should have stayed a draft
>>34377984Walking is goodAnd eh you don't know if all those People are actually happy>>34377986Based impulser >>34377983They do if you're being sincere or compliment them on something specific that you like, that they've put effort/thought. If it comes off like you're just trying to butter them up then meh
>>34377984The "just go outside" advice only works for females because people want to talk to them. As an average guy, you get mocked or worst case, beaten up or robbed.
>>34377722Cool name?
>>34377994womp womp
>>34377995>would you name your kids after an anime characterNo lmfao unless it was already a normal nameI would rather name my daughter after a queen or something
>>34377825Sydney Sweeney isn't even blondet. male
>>34377995i'm going to name my kid todd (middle names "'s game") like a normal person
>>34377990Don't forget that the eyes also have to shoot out of their sockets.
>>34377994>mfw I'm on an incel walk and a woman has the audacity to talk to me
>>34378002
I will name my first daughter Shanneeqa
>>34378005I will name my daughter Anonymous and she will thus be the biggest tripfag on this website.
>>34378003Yeah that never happensWomen and non incel men can't imagine what it's like to not be treated like a person because you don't see us as people
I need dark chocolate
>>34378010I got your dark chocolate right here baby*unzips dick*
>>34378011No one wants your turd dick
Isn't that name older than the anime? Dunno. But I guess this is what we get for not having real life people who are actually accomplished and morally good to name children after.
>>34378015I don't think that's an actual name, it just means shivering/being cold/freezing in german, I suppose it's meant to be a nudge to freya.
>>34377983Of course I like it
>>34377983If a girl told you "nice car", if you pulled up in an expensive car, would you think "omg she's so appreciative and interested in cars, she's just like me" or "thats what she pays attention to and feels the need to comment on? smells like gold digger in here"
>>34378010Same, hope you get someI literally just finished some lol, need to get more at the store>>34378011https://youtu.be/zXSSzJEmGew?si=ZSbq2vz-ZGnpR1LS>>34378005https://youtu.be/El22TEQQUvg?si=Au1XHd88Az6hRj1J>>34378009Well talking to strangers is usually meh anyway >>34378015>"Frieren" is not a typical given name, but a German word meaning "to freeze" or "to feel cold". It is used as the protagonist's name in Frieren: Beyond Journey's End to reflect her cold, detached demeanor as an immortal elfHe might as well have called his daughter Elsa lol, at least that's an actual name
I made my gf a bracelet saying "cumslut", will she like it?
>>34377972I don’t know what it is..
Fuck my chud life
>>34378024Yes
>>34378024depends on if shes a cumslut or not
>>34378024Doubt it. But there is a very specific fetish for being written on or otherwise marked in a sexual context and forced to show it in public, so it's possible.
>>34377943*plap*
>>34378030*bang bang*
>>34378031Sex murder double suicide, very kawaii of you.
>she has a master's degree>still texts using "u" and "ur"Do they just hand out degrees to all foids?
>>34377963Yeah, I agree. It applies to cleavage in general, or bare backs, or even showing your tummy all the time. I've seen women wearing these shorter tops exposing the midriff even during the winter and it's so funny how blatant they are.
>>34378032
>>34378033>you have to talk like a capitalism slave even when you're not working show nose
>>34378033u need to chill my g
>>34378025just like... giving it lots of attention, acting like its the best thing in the world. Lots of kisses and caresses. Maybe rubbing your face on it
>>34377978Even hotter
Im so mad
>>34378018>>34378023Didn't know thanks.
>>34378040*I'm
girls why do you hate miatas
>>34378024
>>34378045we hate you for being a faggot tranny with mommy issues and a humiliation fetish, not because of your car
I know that surgery exists but do women obsess over growing their boobs the same way some dudes obsess over growing their peen?
Im at 118 this morning last week I was 113. Normal?
>>34378048the mentally ill do, yes>>34378049yes, that's a normal growth rate for brain tumors
>>34378047I have none of thosehumiliation disgusts me
Come a little bit closerYou're my type of manSo big and so strongCome a little bit closerI'm all aloneAnd the night is so long
>>34378040How come
>>34378052is that why you're into ugly tall girls? lying to yourself is haram anon
I'm going down the shops, anyone want anything https://youtu.be/lOebZOIA2WA
>>34378056Food
>>34377810I recently found out that a decent number of people at uni think I'm some mad player who gets a lot of puss but I'm actually a virginI'm not sure how to use this information to get a gf though. Maybe I'll ask out the tradcath latina chemical engineer even though I'm an orthobro
ここは日本人ありますか
>>34378045I don't. I own one. I like going out at night when it rains and swinging that shit around parking lots. >>34378053Bop
>>34378056Wet cat food
>>34378065you already have that between your legs
How come I have to both be very interesting, and also supposedly only ever try and keep the conversation focused on the woman during a date?I'm boring, and would love to just keep the conversation focused on the other person's interests, but I also needd to be personally interesting just because? It's like some kind of sick joke.
>>34378039I'm glad I can get away with being caught huffing his dick without him thinking it's retarded.
>>34378061あるよ
>>34378067being "interesting" isn't about entertaining the other person, it's mainly about wether you have enough money to party on your private yacht and go on vacation most of the year
>>34378059OK sure what kinda food>>34378065Sure was gonna get this anyways but can get some moreAre you a cat or something >>34378067>I'm boring, and would love to just keep the conversation focused on the other person's interestsSame so this is what I do lolBut I'm sure you have some interests and cool things about yourself too. Or can at least crack some jokes
>>34378068Yeah, we all know how you learned to like that lol
>>34378070Okay, well I do, but I don't because I have nobody to do it with.
>>34378068Does it remind you of your uncle?
>>34378072Clean dicks just smell good. It's not a learned thing.>>34378074You're sick.
>>34378061>ありますRude of you to use aru instead of iru, they are not things.At least most of them.
>>34378073exactly, it's also about wether you're likable to have lots of friends to do lots of fun things with, like going skiing and after partying and the next week helping to build a childrens hospital in ghana or whatever
>>34378071Frozen lasagna
>>34378067It means "I want to be doing most of the talking, but when you are talking, it should just be you giving concise anecdotes and comments that demonstrate your value"
>>34378077I would never build a children's hospital in Ghana. The global south all has to die in the next 20 years for any semblance of civilization to continue.
Stressed out
>>34378074Kek, she got jiggy with him.
>>34378080>jumps on a random hypothetical to spew bullshit yapping for no reason I don't think you're single because you're "not interesting enough", lmfao
>>34378081WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIMETO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
That girl actually got euthanized? Damn
>>34378083'Random hypothetical'?You were the one who brought it up.
>>34378086yeah, thats how random hypotheticals work but you don't seem to know what those words mean
>>34378038I can do that
>>34378081why
>>34378075Huffing genitals like a dog as a human is sick.
>>34378061です
>>34378049That's a really high body temperature. If it stay like that for a few more weeks then maybe you should see a doctor.
>>34378096Seek help.
>>34377753it means you got some shit to ponder >>34377786Tell it to fuck off>>34377871Excuse me, my eyes are up here>>34377969Good>>34377983Girls don't know what they like, we've been over this several times
>>34378105I'm not the one here that thinks acting like an animal is cute and wholesome. Maybe you should ask him to buy you a tail plug for your birthday.
>>34378078Can we share it>>34378081What's goin on>>34378107Furfag detected
YOU'RE AS COLD AS ICEYOU'RE WILLING TO SACRIFICE-KANYE WESTSWAG KING COLD
It's the huffing time of the month again.
A brown girl at uni is slandering my best friend and saying to everyone that would listen that he cheated on her.In reality what happened is that he welcomed her into our circle of ironic nerds because he felt sorry for her cause she was a bit of a loner. He is very nice to everyone. They were texting and he was a good listener and that's about it. Nothing sexual or romantic. He showed me the texts. From there she apparently started imagining a full blown relationship and when my friend actually got a gf, she went ape shit and started calling him a cheater.I'm just posting this here cause I know some femcels probably behave this bad and I just want you to know everyone thinks you're cringe.
>>34378114>ironic nerdslmfao
>>34378085Poor dad.
>>34378061>>34378069>>34378076>>34378099Is lawyer JP femanon still around? she was nice
>>34378114Maybe don't be friends with individuals of inferior morality
>>34378061>あ>すThose look lewd.
>>34378114>inviting an enemy to your circle when the world is already 90% brownHis own fault.
Someone of the opposite gender spawns in front of you. You have picrel in your hand. Do you use it or hand it over?
>>34378124use it to kill him then hammer him into the earth
>>34378119かろし :(
>>34378085Crazy story.
I think often of that guy who had cancer and went through treatment all alone and would just cry on the table and then died I think thats going to happen to me
>>34378124I want to spank white female fat asses sooooooooooooooooooo bad.
>>34378135what
>>34378085Finally, poor girl
>>34378135>would just cry on the tablewho? very sad
>>34378135It's so cringe when people try to pity farm for being lonely. You had the same time and opportunities to make friends and build relationships but you fumbled it all and now you want us to feel bad for you?
>>34378122>あthis one isn't lewd, it's literally Patrick Bateman pointing at your dubs
>>34378140she was fucked in the head for sure, but she didn't deserve to die
>>34378142He was pity farming fr
>>34378142that's very insensitive, not everyone is priviledged like you
>>34378148womp womp
>>34378143kek
>>34378144She deserved to die, you monster
>>34378133Need you to kill yourself
moids, tell your gf or mom "are you ready to apologize?" and post what happens.
>>34377737The idea of having a girlfriend that even tolerates me is so far removed from my life that i cant even visualize concept of her telling me shes pregnantIm 33 years old i have never kissed a woman
>>34378150I like how you losers pretend to be high flying social butterflies, yet you post ITT.
>>34378158womp womp
>>34378112Almost. It's going to be even worse next week.
>>34378158I mean, I kissed and fucked girls, but I'm still 33 and single so in the end it's all the same.
>>34378159You don't need to be a high flying social butterfly to not have to go "omg I am the poorest being int he world, I have cancer and literally nobody even cares". All you need is to not alienate your family and have one or two friends, it's not that hard.
>>34378158Why haven't you started seeing escorts?
>>34378004Me when i see a girl with big butt in gym leggins/shorts
I didn't hold hands with a man until I was 26
>>34378163your lack of empathy disgusts me
>>34378287womp womp
Being a "late bloomer" is probably the most life ruining thing to happen to a human. It tanks your self esteem and social standing
>>34378166are you married to him, now?
>>34378164Why? So i feel even worse about being so unwanted that i have to pay to play?
>>34378292hard disagree
>>34378162Getting a quality gf would fix everything, but those are all taken by 21, so you're left with scraps like sluts, fatties, and rape victims etc. All sorts of trash that would never make good mothers for your children. We can only take solace in that a lot of men are in the same position, and that we just got unlucky with the foid hypergamy timeline./thread
>>34378293No
>>34378292Wtf even is a late bloomer?
>>34378157Gf smiled and said “you silly, I’m taking you out for dinner” later
>>34378298the only girls I dated were all in the 20-22 age range
>>34378299why not? what went wrong?
Women, are any of you going to eventually like me?
>>34378303He broke up with me
>>34378305not unless you change fundamentally
>>34378308did he say why?
>>34378124M, idk what it says about me that my immediate instinct is to hand it over to her and bend over>>34378157Why would I do this kek>>34378292>tanks your self esteemOnly if you take it personally >>34378300Someone who does things later than average presumably
>>34378300Nerds whose careers took off in their 30s when they're already balding and ugly. They're the same losers who try to use "you peaked in high school hehe" as an insult when those people are probably CEOs now.
>>34378310No
>>34378300it's a cope term for being a loser, kind of like how toilet cleaners call themselves manager of facility maintenance
>>34378300Hitting normal milestones like 5+ years lateFirst gf, first real job, moving out
>>34378305haha
>>34378300It starts with pubertyBeing the last kid to hit a growth spurt, get boobs, etc
>>34378305are you willing to do the bare minimum yet?
>>34378312actually what I am seeing around me is that a lot of the previous high flyers bumped their heads against glass ceilings which I was clever enough to avoid cause I did things more methodologically
>meet a girl>Get to know her>Start hanging out>suddenly no contact whatsoever>she doesnt msg me either>Feel stupid msging her and looking thirstyI guess i have done something on our last hangout that made her completely turned off
>>34378309Idk what to do. I was already doing a poor job at being a human before AI destroyed my entire career path overnight.
Anons should I nap or just chug coffee and get some ciderIt's already 3pm here
>>34378321I'm a late bloomer but early coomer. Such is life.
>>34378323Or could be like my brother who was always low inhibition chad who had girlfriends and was liked by peers but ended up as a drug addict and broke as fuck retard
Why don't black women date white men?
>>34378324could be one of her other orbiters turned out to be more interesting than you
>>34378316>>34378311Okay, so me then.Yeah it sucks balls because time is linear and I'm not getting any younger and the feeling of lost youth is omnipresent. The cope is to have a mid-life crisis and use your money to smoke crack out of escort asses like boogie2988. The solution is to be on the ball in your current stage of life, i.e. meet a good woman and have a large family and make something. But statistically speaking, late bloomers won't.
>>34378325maybe work on resilience and adaptability
Men, I need your perspective here. So there's this dude I have a very one-sided crush on, and he happens to have a very physical way of greeting people (he will rub my back, grab my arm etc), and I'm extremely bothered by this for obvious reasons. Will he be offended if I tell him to cut it out?
>>34378329Sex with brown woman
>>34378331ok
>>34378329hard to compete with white stacies
>>34378332How can I start on that beyond just not caring about anything?
>>34378333He seems creepy and you seem retardedYou could ask him about it that you noticed it and ask why he does it
>>34378334There's so much fetish porn about coloured girls that I'm surprised they're not all housewives by now.
True or true?
>>34378333I don't think any decent guy would be offended if a girl politely asked him to be less touchy, no. That's like the first lesson we get in guy school. He must have flunked.
>>34378341kek
>>34378329They do lel>>34378327The early bird gets the sperm>>34378331>time is linearOr so you think>boogie2988I don't think you should aspire to be this guyBro peaked with the Francis skits >>34378333>Will he be offended if I tell him to cut it out?He shouldn't be, it's a perfectly reasonable boundary to haveI hate overly touchy people also lol
>>34378331Don't feel bad anon, you should go abroad and fuck some poor prostitutes. That way you'll appreciate life again and realise late blooming is better than what most people get
>>34378339Most people prefer their own ethnicity when it comes to dating.
I have been genuinely rotting at my house doing nothing but going to gym and work and playing videogames
>>34378341I'm anti abortion but I still dislike most men
>>34378333he does it on purpose, also, nice bait
>>34378348I dislike most men and most women too. I think most people suck.
>>34378347I mean if you're still working and going gym then godspeed gymbroWe should play maple story sometime lolAnyone want to do skribbl or puzzle later
>>34378337getting more nonchalant would be a good start, or has caring about everything this much worked well for you so far?
State genderHow would you answer this question?
>>34378344I'm literally saying that his way of coping with being a "late bloomer" (or a never-bloomer, just an idiot with money) is retardation.>>34378345Well I intend to go to the US for a fresh start, for a bit at least. Hopefully have more sex there.
>>34378352I don't care about anything, and that has not worked out well, so we're potentially getting into>be more nonchalant>or be more chalant, who knowsWhich makes me think you don't have any actual advice and are just saying things.
>>34378338I assume he thinks it's fine because we've known each other since forever
>>34378355MYes
>>34378356How old are you>>34378355MYes but it depends.
>>34378355So the rich gets a lot richer, the poor gets a little richer, but the bottom line is everyone actually and meaningfully gets richer?
>>34378329I can personally confirm at least one does, so your assumption is flawed.
>>34378359I dont do it with people I know forever either>>34378359
>>34378355That’s how the world actually works, whether you like it or not.
>>3437836126
>>34378355M, that sounds like an oxymoron to me, surely with more inequality there will be more people struggling and being shafted?
>>34378357it depends on what your goal is, if the goal is to feel happy, free and at peace then you're not nonchalant enough at all if you still chase social milestones if your goal is to achieve all the social milestones because you think thats what will make you happy then you're way too chalant and need to lock the fuck in and start performing at a much higher level your issue seems to be that you're not committed to either path, which means you don't get the benefits of either, you don't care enough to fully lock in, so you don't get the rewards you're after but you're not detached enough to not give a crap about those things you're supposed to be after chose your path and commit or be forever stuck in misery
>>34378362Its a trick question to bait socialist retards with OH HOW UNEQUAL AND EVIL THE WORLD ISthe truth of the matter is, poor people are gonna be poor under every system, because they are too dumb to save / invest money. And they also happen to be majority of people so it ends up being a black hole of resources where everyone gets to be poor. And not "everyone gets to have livable life" like they imagine it would beT. Coming from a country that was a commie state before and now flourishing under capitalism
Women and men, fashion question for you. Are tops or bottoms more important? I honestly think I have more jeans than t-shirts, personally. And apparently this is not normal. Maybe I'm just permanently unsatisfied with how they fit, so I keep buying more...
>>34378367You are the reason why most democracies suck
>>34378367Anon....
>>34378366At least you aren't 29 like me. I started whoremaxxing last year and went from virgin to a bodycount of 14. Never had a relationship, never will because I'm too old. Sex is fun though
>>34378355F I think it's a superficial and irrelevant question
>>34378370usually people change tops daily but might wear pants a couple tomes before washing so yes, it's more normal to have more tops than pants but who cares, it's your wardrobe and it has to work for you
>>34378355I assume the answers are color coded? like red=strongdisagree, orange=disagree, lightgreen=agree, darkgreen=stronglyagree ??I would want to know more about the definition and outcome of 'richer' in this context, but I'd lean towards orange/disagree. Inequality should exist, but outside of a certain range it is bad regardless of how 'rich' everybody is on paper, and a constantly increasing wealth inequality suggests that it would get past that point where it's viable.
>>34378374This is why women shouldn't vote
>>34378373>14 bodies in a yearOh its so hard to date being a woman everyone :(
>>34378373Whore as in you directly exchanged money, or indirectly exchanged it through drinks and food with a dating app slut?
>>34378349Should I just assume he's rubbing that friendzoning in my face?>BaitLol but no
>>34378379hooking up is not dating idiot
>>34378379I'm a man>>34378380I'm using an escort service, I can't get laid otherwise. It's around 75€-150€ per nut depending if you're going for a massage and a handjob or real sex for 30 minutes.
>>34378377So a preferable system would be if we all lived in midgets but it's okay since we all have to live in a mudhut?
>>34378381yes, why wouldn't he play into it but in such subtle ways that it ends up making you feel delusional and crazy and like he's doing nothing wrong but secretly he loves knowing exactly that you're at his mercy, peak free ego boosts there for him to farm
Its always with commie retards who take shit for granted after they are done collecting their gibsmedats.>Bbbut this guy has garage filled with sports cars and i cant pay my rent!Yes, in alternative system neither of you would have running water and bread in store to buy you clown
>>34378368Ever see the movie Mr. Nobody?
>>34378384Mudhut not midgetFucking phone
>>34378383>EscortsYou are still mentally a virgin, and still a loser
>>34378387no, only heard the titlewhy?
>>34378390No reason.
>>34378329We do, and then you let the mask slip and show us your racist side.
>>34378391ok weirdo
>>34378392Bwc obsession facade slips (in)
>>34378378I'm literally right, you are either too dumb or too woke to see it. Both actually.
>>34378389That is my lot in life, not much you can do about it. Some people have to pay to play and my quality of life has been higher after I started doing that. 20-30 times costs me like 3000€~ in a year? Not that bad, it's little less than my monthly salary after taxes and everything
>>34378375I just have black tees and hoodies. I feel like pants are more important for how your outfit looks. Like t-shirts are virtually interchangeable. Besides the print, there's not much of a difference, and they'll all fit more or less the same. But the same can't be said about pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddpx0JLOH6o
>>34378369>they are too dumb to save / invest moneyWhen you're on minimum wage there's not much left over each month to save/invest lolBut I agree a lot of people waste too much money>>34378371>>34378372Don't blame me lel I'm not in power>>34378397>3000€~ in a year? Not that badBro you can get that for 0€ from club/tinder huzz
>>34378389>trying to shame a guy who went 29 years without sexYou're a special kind of tard lmao
>>34378399She should probably put a shirt on before she goes out.
>>34378355Too vague.
State genderWhat do you think about this song? potential sex playlist add?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwWxPJNkRgs&list=RDAwWxPJNkRgs&start_radio=1
>>34378404But it would be weirder if she wore no pants, right?
>>34378399you have a point, so why are you insecure about your personal approach to fashion? own it and do your thing, there's no actual right or wrongs in fashion as long as you do it with intention but without trying too hard
>>34378403Im 33 virginIm still superior because at least i have a moral spine
>>34378400Goes harder than the original desuI'm on the jungle rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl49jbn8uz8
>>34378402Not if you're an aging incel you can't.
>>34378408The mermaid girl probably felt really silly doing this.Idk, it's fine. listen to it if you like it.
>>34378402Anon, considering the number of lottery winners who end up bankrupt, it seems obvious that if the poor made more money, they wouldn't save it
>>34378355When everyone's rich no one is
>>34378385All the more reason to tell him to knock it off then
realizing I pursue the cutest most available woman to me at the time, regardless of whether or not they are good for me.
>>34378418Define "rich"
>>34378408If you're both emos then yeah, chuck it on the playlist>>34378411Based gymbroWe gettin old unc>>34378413Who said he was an incel>>34378416Well most people are not winning the lottery lolYou get the poor who drink their money away, but you also have the poor whose paychecks whose paychecks barely cover raising their kids. To say all of these people are reckless is out of touch
>>34378415>didn't state gender>no comments on the sex playlistdo you even sex bro?
>>34378418Retard take #3 in the thread
>>34378425I did, I'm am an escortcel
>>34378420sure, if you want to commit social suicide and give him fuel to paint you as crazy to everyone else or you could instead get the ick for this arrogant cunt and get over it and the behavior stops having any power over you
>>34378422Me tooDevelop crushes on women way out of my league and ignore the ones who are actually in my league and like meIts messed upIm self sabotaging
>>34378426MI'm posting on 4chan in an 'ask the opposite gender anything' thread. Obviously not.I would not want it on a sex playlist, but if you do then you do you.
>>34378428Well, godspeed then>>34378422Realising I pursue no one but go out with anyone who makes a move regardless of how compatible we are
>>34378424Significantly above average in terms of wealth. Where exactly that lies isn't really important because when the average is raised then that line is too.
>>34378432ok, thank you
>>34378425You also have poors who gamble what little money they have on football matchesYou also have the poors who buy a 50+ inch flat tvs with what little money they haveYou also have the poors who pay 4 different netflix/dogshit/expensive phone bill subscriptions with what little money they haveYou also have the poors who get a massive car loan despite having no moneyYou also have the poors who get 10 kids while having no moneyIT NEVER STOPSTHE FINANCIAL BLACK HOLE OF AVERAGE RETARD, NEVER ENDS AND CAN NEVER BE FILLED WITH ENOUGH MONEY
Guys, do you feel like women like this are single by choice? What do you think they are doing wrong or what advice would you give them on how to find a relationship? Please be understanding.
Have my hidden gem Hungarian folkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAeYt-swWG0
>>34378440Hymen check:
>>34378416Those are the only ones that make the news. If they wrote "lottery winner invested his money and now lives off of dividends", nobody would click on that. Poor people end up in a cycle of living paycheck to paycheck because they had no help from their parents the same way rich people did. You don't have the energy or time to think "muh investing" if you're hungry and there's no electricity. >inb4 your next retarded point is "get an education"
>>34378440posted it againcel award
>>34378443How is that fucking relevant asshole! What's that going to fucking tell you?
>>34378440Men are checking into TikTok at an alarming rate
FETTY WAP ALBUM DROP>FETTY WAP ALBUM DROPFETTY WAP ALBUM DROP>FETTY WAP ALBUM DROPstate gender thoughts?
>>34378429Interesting conclusion. You are a dude, right
>>34378453no
Would moids be willing to be with a tradwife tier chick who now goes to church and is a reformed promiscuous woman?
>>34378449Thats what i thought.Go ask the last guy who nutted in you to be your bf :)Oh wait you are just a cumrag :)
>>34378440> what advice would you give themMaybe filter better, if he doesn't have a decent job just move on without really considering anything else unless everything else about him is a glowing green flag
>>34378355Economic inequality doesn’t make everyone richer
>>34378440>Like, you go on instagram and see all the happy couples -Lemme stop you there. If you compare yourself to the false life people present on instagram, you will do that with the relationship you end up in, and it will NEVER be good enough, and you will ruin the relationship and be unhappy with it yourself as well.Massive red flag. I'm not saying people shouldn't have standards, but this is literally the same as incels being like "I see all these hot goth women on instagram and I can't find one". They'll find a girlfriend, and then be perpetually upset that she doesn't wear fishnets and spit in their lattes.Especially for a relatively normal and attractive woman like her, she needs to live in real life and get off of social media. She will find a guy she likes in a matter of months without even trying if she does this.
>>34378458First off, she looks jewishSecondNo
>>34377726Say you want to do it raw and that you're ovulating and then whisper "I want you to breed me" in our ear, and then leglock us.Hentai has it right.
Buraku pepore
>>34378440Women, it's easy to find a good relationship using this one simple trick!
>>34378452extremely sex YEAAH BABY
Women, how does it feel to have such an unfair advantage of innate desirability? Like the fact you can just say you're a woman online and then suddenly get way more attention. Or be in a WoW guild or something and use voice chat and then change the dynamic of the guild completely just by being there.
>>34378458No.
>>34378461No one said that it was a causation, just would it be acceptable?
>>34378465I've always pictured getting knocked up to be a more poetic experience than that.
42dugg: fore I go broke like jocJoc:
>ugly girl started talking to me at workoh God no no no here we go
>>34378452Niggy Nog
>>34378484Wish we had some uggo-mids at work. It's a Xoid sausage fest where I'm the only zoomer:
>>34378484hate when this happens. Last time it did I just yelled at her when she tried hugging me and she left me alone afterwards. Consent works in both directions bitch.
>>34378439I know lol. I live on a council estate/worked in a pub and know people who drink and gamble their money away. But I also know people who are really spendthrifty and save as much as they can. If you're on minimum wage and have kids or other dependents though it's still very little left over at the end of each month. To want the wealth divide to increase even more than it already is, is just corporate greed imo
At the end of the day, that chick is a married woman and you are still bitter and alone.
>>34378431The girls I currently like just have too much baggage from past relationships. One got dumped by her LDR for leaving him unread for days (plural), and she does the same shit to me as just friends (who cuddle while watching tv together lately, for some reason) >>34378433That'd be a nice change of pace. I don't need a girl to ask me out on a date per se, I'd just like a girl who makes it obvious.>>34378440The same shit I do probably but in foid form- chase the wrong people for too long while ignoring what's good in front of me, maybe out of fear of 'rocking the boat' or upsetting a friend who also likes the same person.People who go on social media to get sad over other couples existing is a massive red flag though.
>>34378458Defined reformedThe problem with most of those women is they aren't genuinely repentive of their promiscuousity and consider it to just be a past stage of their lifeThat I will not accept>>34378476That's differentThat's just a dumb woman who let herself be manipulated into cheating on her boyfriend and thought she could just ignore it
>>34378467What is the simple trick?
>>34378440No they're not always single by choice lol, life and mental health is complicated and difficult, it's not as easy as walking outside and bumping into Prince charming People like this should just keep working on themselves, meeting more people, doing what makes them happy, and not worrying about the future or if they meet someone. A relationship isn't the be all end all to a happy life>>34378484Bruh....
>>34378440>>34378443>>34378449>>34378459>incel is angry at other incelAnd you retards keep spamming the exact same shit every single day.
>>34378462>They'll find a girlfriend, and then be perpetually upset that she doesn't wear fishnets and spit in their lattes.Which way, moids? Would you rather be single or have a gf who loves you, but won't spit in your latte?
>>34378440Single by choice and chock-full of cock every single weekend with a new guy off Tinder each time.
I should get up from my bed and slowly start cleaning my place bit by bit
>>34378478You could also try the route of just saying that you choose him to be a father, that you want him to be the father of your child, that you love him, and trust him, and will follow him, and be the mother of his child and that you want this.I don't know about a like poetic say I guess, I know what I'd say to a woman for that sort of thing but even as a man who is good at poetry and writing I've never really thought about or desired recurving poetry from a woman. I've been highly attracted to women that can write well, especially if they have sharp wit and a honed tongue, but never really wanted a poem myself.
>>34378491The question wasn't do you want the wealth divide to increase but would it be acceptable if everyone benefitedYou don't seem to grasping that last part
>>34378501Would girls ACTUALLY have an issue with this if they were in a relationship? It seems like a pretty harmless kink.
>>34378501I want a wife, not a GF.
>>34378440Do women want bfs or not?Make up your damn mind
>>34378458>goes to churchThat is an immediate turn off and one of the biggest red flags any person could have.I'd rather her have some mental issue, at least for that you can get therapy.
>>34378503Most productive atoganon
>>34378501I mean, I don't want a gf who would spit in my latteGod I hate malesubs so fucking much
>>34378497>who let herself be manipulated into cheating on her boyfriendNo accountability for women into Jesus! Only repentance! Jesus absolves women of sin and takes the burden of remembering massive cock and the sloppy ballsacks rubbed on their faces, and gives women a ticket to Heaven.
>>34378497thisAfter St. Paul reformed, he didn't make his whole personality "I used to kill Christians, you know. Woe is me!" he just changed his ways and didn't draw attention to it. All of these "reformed sluts" make their past sins their personality and want to wear it like a badge of honor. True repentance isn't about latching onto our past failures, it's about surpassing them.
>>34378440I can fucking tell you this. I'm definitely never going to be with a woman that is going to use our relationship to build her brand or shit talk me to her followers online. Posting such a thing as this online is a massive red flag. Like go see a fucking therapist.
>>34378510Shut the fuck up faggot, literally nothing is more attractive than a godly woman. Go be a spiteful, ignorant child somewhere else.
>>34378509I want a husband, having a boyfriend is cringe. I would literally hide a bf from everyone until we got engaged.
>>34378506>if everyone benefitedWell if I got an extra tenner to bet on the footy then I'll allow it desuGonna watch England Uruguay down pub later EEENGLAAAAAND
>>34378503I was in bed until like 11:30 today and then cleaned up my kitchen, because it has gotten messy over the past three days.Godspeed, fellow lazy retard.
>>34378509>Encourage men to become more openly vulnerable, as one would be with their mother>Complain that men now want their partners to have motherly characteristics Oh, okay.
>>34378458How is she a tradwife if she's a slut? How is she going to unsuck all those past dicks?
>>34378518
>>34378519>>34378508now kiss and exchange emails, unironically
>>34378523How are you going to unwatch all that porn
>>34378514Did I say she was innocent? No the dumb cunt cheated on her bf and then tried to hide it from her husbandI hope that guy dumped her ass although he probably didn't
>>34378519>I should do nothing to deserve being proposed to
>>34378458Yes. If the repentance is genuine and Christ is genuinely with her then yes.
>>34378523They drizzled some water on her head and now all of those cocks she took, that actually never happened. The cum from them has been wiped away and the pussy is clean and pure again.
>>34378501Actually how about a more realistic questionMoids, would you rather be single or have a gf/wife who loves you, but won't swallow your cum?
>>34378458You can forgive her sins and accept her as a sister through Christ, but that does not mean you have to marry a slut.
Christ might be with her, but so is Chad from Hinge.
>>34378458Find a girl at church they said...
>>34378528Very funny.
Watching porn is not same as hooking up with randoms. Change my mind.
>>34378530Insane moid projection
>>34378533Having a wife / gf who loves me is not a realistic scenario. The cum swallow part is irrelevant
>>34378503Deffos, once you get going and just do it you'll feel much better after
>>34378539Yeah, in porn you're watching someone else fuck a girl you want. In a hookup, you're actually fucking her.
>>34378539You're right, it's way worse.
>>34378533Why would I waste cum in her mouth? She can't get pregnant from swallowing
>>34378535And Brad from TinderAnd his buddy MarkAnd their football team member Rob
>>34378458>I was a rapist but I haven't raped anyone since 2017 so it's all good :)
>>34378458That dude on the left, is that her gay pastor or is that supposed to be her husband?
>>34378539It might be worseIn 1 hour, a person on the internet can see more naked bodies than the richest kings/warlords/emperors in the previous 8000 years of history did in their entire lives.
>>34378546swallowing your husband's cum improves genetic compatibility and reduces the chance of miscarriage
>>34378527Male side here, I'm building a place in my community so unless the femanon is willing to just move out where I live it won't work. It's kind of selfish but I want to keep doing things here.
incel hours making the thread unbearable.
>>34378558I'm not paying attention, what's happening?What is your favorite kind of cheese?
>>34378558The only problem is a certain overlap with mad roastie hours.
>>34378560Sharp cheddar
>>34378564Very basic. What's your second favorite, Brie?
In all seriousness, promiscuity seems to affect men's pair bonding ability way more than women's. Why do you think that is?
>>34378567Feta
The foid hates hearing the truth. She wants all her simps to tell her pretty lies about how special she is after she gets her throat fucked by Chad.
>>34378567Swiss too
>>34378569
>>34378560Cheddar prollyNot that into cheese. I only eat it on pizza, burgers, shredded and grilled sandwiches. I hate cream cheese or those with fungi on it.
Mmmm and goat cheese. And cream cheese. I’m from Wisconsin
>>34378569>implying women are left with any pair bonding at all after their first few college parties
>>34378575Show me all the happily married manwhores then. There aren't any.
>>34378558Newfag hours more like
Me and my single mom were kinda poor. I remember waiting in line for free government cheese. I used to eat half a block in one sitting with apples lollll
>>34378578The hoiest of hoes always get married first.
>>34378355M.Yes. Relative poverty isn't a problem. Although everyone getting "richer" is too broad. This could imply inflation if it's only nominally. If "rich" means more access to resources and a raise to the accessibility to fundamental necessities, then there's literally no issues with this.
>>34378582Me and my single mom were also poor.I never forgave my parents for splitting up and sending me down the path my life ended up on, and I will never not resent them for it.
>>34378408I need foids to reply to this.
>>34378590My situation was a bit different. My dad killed himself when my mom was 6 months pregnant with me
>>34378590>>34378582Does it count as single mom if your dad is still present and sends child support money?
>>34378408>>34378591>potential sex playlistLike you're ever having sex
>>34378596POTENTIALAnswer the question, stupid foid.
>>34378595Well my dad was in the military before meeting my mom so she got monthly checks that paid for daycare so she could work.
Femanons, what do you think about that woman in Spain who was euthanized from the depression she got from being raped by migrants?
>>34378408It’s a bit much, aren’t sex songs supposed to be relaxing
>>34378595Nta but "present" means absolute jackshit when it comes to raising children
>>34378603This is mentally ill sex.
>>34378603No, they're supposed to hype the girl up so she can work up the nerve to deepthroat in time with the song.
>>34378601That’s so sad. I don’t have trauma like that so I don’t know but I also sorta believe time heals
>>34378601I think people keep changing facts about the whole story and that the actual happenings are uninteresting to me or worth my opinion
>>34378601I think it's a horrifying case and a lot of people should hang for this
>>34378604Yeah but that wasn't what I asked.
>>34378608This made me chuckle
Men, $87 in cash or $136 in store credit
>>34378615The idea is to make you gluckle.
>>34378614Can't you infer what my answer is? Lmao
>>34378595Not really but times change, this is more the norm
I want a collapsable bucket
>>34378608>ask bf to fuck me to the beat of the song that's on>he has no rhythm and thinks I meant I want it hard and fast so he just jackhammers me until I can't hear the song over my own yelling
>>34378616credit if I immediately wanted something else from the store, cash otherwise.
>>34378601NgaI don't think she should have been allowed to do so. This is horrible from a policy perspective from all sides. I can't wait for my citizenship to be ready so I can vote for Vox and maybe stir this on a better direction. I fucking despise Sanchez's government.
>>34378616Depends on store
Men who shit talk slutty women who have been found by Christ are fucking cringe. You can say you're just refusing her as a wife but everyone can feel the contempt and pride behind your words. Just examine your actions through the daily prayer.>Our father which is in heaven, hallowed be thy name, they kingdom come, thy will be done, in earth as it is in heaven.God forgives and welcomes murderers, rapists, child molesters, bestiality people, animal abusers, etc. He will transform them into saints. >Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil.If you cannot genuinely forgive then you cannot be forgiven by christ. I'm not saying people get a free pass. I'm not saying you cannot weigh peoples past actions. But you shouldn't shame people and humiliate people for accepting that they were sinners and trying to move forward. You shouldn't shame a man who sees what christ is making of her and values that for choosing her feeling superior than the man because his wife was a sinner. Yours is too, you are too.>For yours is the kingdom, the power, and glory, forever and ever, amen.You do not glorify yourself. You glorify God and his kingdom.
>>34378618Yeah, but this is exactly why I asked >>34378619I do have a dad who was involved in my life. Even if my mom was single and I wasn't with my dad most of the time.
>>34378627please read >>34378515 and >>34378534
It should give femcels hope that 64% of men are choosing to remain single. That means the majority of the competition hasn't been worth dating. The femcels just have to get out there and be decent and she will find a man bringing her flowers and chocolates. Am I not right?
>>34378627>drops this fucking novel when everyone had finally moved on from the incel v roastie debateOh boyThe seething is palpable on this one
>>34378627I would rather roll the dice on a formerly slutty woman who MIGHT still do sexy things for me as my gf, over a formerly slutty girl who is ashamed of those things and is guaranteed to never do anything with you other than missionary for procreation and also hate both of us even for that.
>>34378623>>34378625I took credit but I wish I got cash :/
>>34378616Really depends on the store. If it's somewhere I actually buy shit from, then credit, regardless of my need for the items. If it's some bs place, then cash.
>>34378638Only take the credit if you are immediately getting something else with it. never just hold onto store credit thinking you'll use it later.
I'm having an hour long anxiety attack GAAAAYYY
>>34378631You're assuming a lot from a private anonymous thread. You don't know whether she makes it her entire personality or whether she's asking anonymously specifically because she's ashamed of her past actions and is seeking anonymous feedback. 4chan is not an Instagram slut repentance story where she's farming Instagram views.The second comment specifically is cringe. Not for refusing her, but for throwing in the jab afterward.
>>34378642:( I'm sorry
>>34378633I'm seething on behalf of Christ because his children are being retarded and mocking Christs message.
>>34378632Sorry to burst your bubble but all the good men have already been snatched up by the more proactive women.
>>34378644Have you tried tiring yourself out? It helps me when I'm spiraling.
>wait for package all day>take a 5 minute shower>"your parcel has been delivered"Fuck's sakeLeast they left it behind the flower pot
>>34378647I hear you anon
>>34378647Do not use your Lord's name in vain
>>34378650>5 minute showerJust standing under the stream doesn't actually clean you up.
On a mission to find a read head gf
>>34378654NTA but that's how Americans shower
>>34378653You don't know what that even means. You're allowed to seethe on behalf of God.Psalm 13919 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.21 Do not I hate them, O Lord, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.23 Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts:24 And see if there be any wicked way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.
>>34378656*Red head but a being read head would be a very nice plus
I have anal sex with Jesus Christ every Friday night
>>34378577They used to call me 'Chedder Bae Biscuit' in highschool.
>>34378658>You don't know what that even meansI know it probably better than you. I don't have anything against Christians. But holy fuck, you guys get so mad when even slightly teased, joked at, or honestly challenged on your theology/beliefs. It's very annoying.
>>34378661lol
>>34378659>readRead or read?
How do I stop having my only motivation for becoming datable so that I can finally be good enough to interact with women specifically to be in a position to make them feel as bad and neglected as women have always made me feel?Like I'm sure that's not good or healthy, but it's all I have.
This isn't really a gendered question, but if I have an international vacation planned in under 2 months (late May), should I bother to start looking for a new job now, or wait till after?My fear is that I'll either miss a call in the middle of the night during my trip, or I'll get a job like a week before I leave and it'll look bad. I do have a job currently but i want a better one already
>>34378661It looked fire on my football jersey.
>>34378663>spinoff novel incoming
Sometimes I think boys are put on a pedestal growing up and when they are on their own they are shocked they have to work hard and life sucksWhat do you think?
>>34378668I wish I had your kind of problems ( and you should probably return first and then start looking)
>>34378408FI couldn't do it every day, but I would have mutually violent and possessive fucking to this song.
>>34378673Nah. I just hate failing because it makes me feel like I'm right about thinking I'm a piece of shit so I'd rather not try and have a mental breakdown.
>>34378595To me everyone that has the kids for most of the week alone is a single parent.
>>34378675>but I would have mutually violent and possessive fucking to this song.FINALLY, a based bitch (not derogatory)
>>34378673That's not a boys thing, that's a bad parenting thing.
>>34378583Hot
>>34378663I just don't find a woman who's worried about whether they're good enough to find marriage very funny anon. Sorry.
>>34378673Idk, I definitely know men who were coddled as children specifically because they were boys but I don't think it's that prevalent nowadays
>>34378676Do you think you could have had better parenting?
>>34378601I hope she found peace that men wouldn't allow her in life.
>>34378670Pretty sure we have know each other since gradeschool.
>>34378674If you think I'm rich because I go on vacations, this is far from true
>>34378687I think it's pointless to think about such things. Overall, yes, I can see thkngs that my parents did with me that I wouldn't like to do with my own children. We learn from both the thjngs we do like and the ones we don't, just as much. My parents did their best and they loved me. For which I am grateful.
>>34378693How old are you
>>34378685The joke wasn't even ebout that. Stop seething. Get your head out of your ass.
>>3437869424. Certified truecel khhv women repellent, with a few mental illnesses.
>>34378692Maybe not rich but perhaps a bit out of touch
>>34378697Daw, join a NAMI group, you’ll be the Chad of the group
>>34378697You're 24, your brain hasn't even developed yet. You aren't a truecel.
>>34378701>NAMIIdk what this means. >>34378702Okay, but who asked you?
>>34378699In what way? I make very little at my current job, like embarrassingly little, I just have a lot of saving due to having no life (or rent to pay). Travel is the only thing that makes me feel human and normie.
>>34378673Women are put on a pedestal growing up and never come off it because society keeps them on it forever, so kindly fuck off and die.
>>34378708Ok maybe I'm just particularly poor
>>34377725Not really and I'm a somewhat talented mimic.
>>34378710NtaI made 129 dollars for 44 hours werk. I'm the poorest mf itt
>>34378702I am
No one under 25 can ever claim it's "over", from the standpoint of being an incel. Early 20s people are basically just big teenagers and still figuring out life.After 25 is when it's truly over, because now, everyone expects you to settle down
>>34377725Rawr
>>34378510>gifThey're SO stupid
>>34378716Was this picking up trash at the beach to sell for 5 cents a pound? Or do you just live in a really poor country?
>>34378718Still can't find the person who asked you...
>>34378720XD
>>34378720What in the everloving myspace is going on
>>34378718FUCK I HATE BEING 20FUCK I HATE MY LIFEGOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE TRUST FUND KID WITH PASSIVE INCOME FROM BIRTH AND PERFECT GENETICS FUCK I HATE MY DIRTY INCEL WORKGROID LIFE
>>34378718Ngl, I'm 27 and all these "hope you find someone soon"s from aunts and my godmother are starting to get to me
>>34377722Women, describe the best penis you’ve seen
>>34378724Cashier at Walmart. >really poor countryDebatable. My country is poor enough so that nobody else gives a fuck about what happens here. But rich enough as to not compare our stats with other countries of the region because they are too high for them. Some places in my city have an hdi comparable with Sweden or the US. Others with trashy european countries. We have 1st world prices with 3rd world wages.
>>34378673KekYou serious? When are we ever put on a pedestal?
>>34378718Nah it was over wwhen I turned 19. If no one liked me at my prime why would anyone like me after the wall brutally disfigured me
>>34378737I gotta go to werk later, too. Fuck.
>>34378726The people above me who were talking about being incels at 24, or something idk
I want food
No cap, this new Fetty Wap album js actually good. I never kisten to this type of music, but I'm enjoying it. Frfr, on gawd.
>>34378732There are two and they are very different. One was a crossdresser. It was pale with light pink tip. Smooth all over and unblemished, but still on the bigger, if not slimmer, side. The other was on an absolute beast of a man. Hairy all over, but groomed. The dick was girthy af with a lot of veins. Brown but the man was white, you know the coloration you can get from puberty Both videos were of them busting ropes, and I have it saved on my old hard drive somewhere.
>>34378755the question was for women, not trannies
So when does this feeling go away
>>34378758Go fuck yourself
>>34378759It doesn't. You just adapt and become used to it.
I've been waiting for someone to post dining chairs on the buy nothing page, and now I'm picking up a bicycle. Off tracked
>>34378760Holy fucking rekt lmao
>>34378732I've only seen one and it was nice. Pink and smooth
Not a question but I once caught a peek of my colleague's hairy forearm (we wear lab coats at our work) and I'm blushing like a Victorian maiden thinking about it
>>34378760>Didn't deny itOh looney troons... when will you learn? We'll have to bring back /ssatoga/ at this rate.
>>34378771I have hairy arms and I hate it.
>>34378759Tell me where it hurts if it hurts to be you
>>34378775>dignifying it with an actual responseWhy deny it when all they want is engagement?
>>34378673My parents told me I'm smart when I was a child. I grew up believing that. It's been a hard process realising it wasn't true.
Do you agree?
>>34378771Was he white or non-white?
>>34378777Why not get laser hair removal? Or buy the mini versions? Just remember youll have to use sunscreen and upf protective clothing afterwards.
>>34378785She's retarded. Women like her wanted equal rights
Grow up as a boy, I had the arms of a hairy woman.Now as a man I still have the arms of a hairy women.When I was a kid I hated my hairy arms.Now I wish my arms were hairier.
>>34378786Idk if meds are currently considered white
Don't worry hairy moids, there may be some nerd femcel who is crushing on you this very moment
>>34378790We are meds (they best race btw).
I like hairy femoids btw. Hair is sexy. Even body hair.
>>34378761It's been years
>>34378787Too expensive. I'm >>34378716Overall, some women like it, others don't. So if I ever get a gf, I'll let her decide.
>>34378785No. And saying this while looking like a cpr doll is not helping her message
>>34378440I feel like that woman has never asked a man out. She has been expecting things to fall into her lap and now she's crying because that hasn't happened.I could be wrong, but that is my impression.
>>34378440>rejects everyone who isn't a 6'5 ChadWWWAAAAA ME WHY NO BOYFRIENDalso for all we know she's lying
>>34378798Asking men out is cringe. Grow up.
>>34378803>Asking men out is cringe.That's probably what she thinks too. And now she's crying.
I just gave you hetaptiitus c
>>34378796Well just use an epilator for the time being. Remember to exfoliate first and after shaving use moisturizer cream.
>>34378458I like the trad aesthetic, but I'm not religious. So double no for me. Especially for reformed sluts. You cannot "reform" being a slut.
>>34378801I don't think her case is a chad thing. I think she's mindbroken thinking that A guy will appear with a 50 thousand dollar bouquet of roses and whisk her away on a trip to an exclusive resort that costs 10k/night literally the day she meets him.Of course she's probably smart enough to not get epstein'd, so this hasn't happened to her. But she thinks her life is supposed to be a hallmark movie.
>>34378806That's 100% not the reason she's single.She must have hand hundreds if not thousands of proposal throughout the years.For whatever reason she turned them all down. Go figure.
>>34378814This. She's really pretty too, she's choosing to have hookups instead of human connection and now she's broken
>>34378806It is though. Moids who don't approach aren't worth a single second of your time
Are any women actually straight?
>>34378811I met some Arab girls from their Arab countries who were like this. They expected their would be bf to woo them with lots and lots of money.It's funny because, 1. we are all broke2. literally nobody is going to go through that effort for your Arab pussy when we can get white pussy for much less effort
>>34378816That's probably what she thinks too. And now she's crying.
>>34378817Am I supposed to think the one on the right isn't hot?If you abhor male attention so much then stay the fuck home. You can't have your cake and eat it.
>>34378816As a moid, I also believe this.If a girl approaches me I just think she's below my league. No girl at or above your league is every going to approach you because girls are hypergamous.
>>34378819It's sad but she'll soon realise how much trouble she has avoided by not chasing moids.
>>34378820You interpreted that picture way differently than I did.
>>34378808Those hurt.
>>34378822Define hypergamy
>>34378818It's like that in asia too.Strangely white people are like the one group who in recent history has largely avoided this. Of course the result is that it's blatantly obvious that women do not like men. So while asian and arab countries you can in theory still find a wife by impressing her/her-family, in white countries you mostly just can't find a gf at all because even the women who are materialistic in that way superficially pretend not to be and ruin it for her and the guy most of the time.
>>34378823This may well be true too. Hope that makes her cheer up.
>>34378816>Moids who don't approach aren't worth a single second of your timeWhy?
>>34378824How did you interpret it?I saw>there are hot women, I must dress up!>there are hot men, I must dress down so nobody talks to meI hate women, btw. If that is relevant at all.
>>34378654OK it was more like 10mins desu. I scrubbed thoroughly and washed my hair >:[Anyway off 2 pub now>>34378657>AmericanWtf did you just call me>>34378667Kill em with kindness >>34378673Ngl it is a bit rude I have to work for stuff now>>34378822>No girl at or above your league is every going to approach youThis is retarded
Foidscan you love a man who's parrot is a white nationalist?
>>34378822>girls are hypergamousThis is not true at all. Women shouldn't approach because they have way more to lose by entering in a relationship. A moid who won't approach shows that he's not invested enough.
>>34378785She doesn't sound so sweet after all>>34378771Lulz basedNgl I used to roll my sleeves up when waiting tables and unbutton my shirt to try get more tips from the milfs, sometimes it worked
>>34378833>Kill em with kindnessThat would not work. It would only work if they specifically knew they had made me feel worthless my whole life, and when I was endlessly kind to them it made them feel guilty. They would never have the awareness to feel like that.
>>34378835>Women shouldn't approach because they have way more to lose by entering in a relationshipWhat do they have to lose?
>>34378785I'm willing to bet that the conversation changes a little when you remind her that instead of "staying home with the children" she does porn, mocks her real life partner in interviews and cheats on him with black guys.
>>34378835I'm not 'not invested', I'm terrified of women and women hate me so I leave them alone regardless of how much I might want them. Life has trained me in every aspect that I can never have anything that I want and if I hadn't accepted that I would have killed myself out of disappointment by now.
>>34378825I'm gonna buy one too. It'll be okay.
Boys are raised to think that they're worthless and girls are raised to validate male beliefs that they're worthless
>>34378830Because they aren't invested in the relationship as much as the woman. The woman objectively loses way more just by entering in a relationship.
Women want genuine connection, but also only with high value guysFuck off
The Thundercock is tingly
>>34378848>Women want genuine connectionThey don't. They want the illusion of genuine connection.
>>34378847Why?
>>34378826Bitches always be trying to upgrade by marrying up.
>>34378838Have fun on your villain era ig but you're digging your own grave here
>>34378848they want a genuine connection with high value guys
>>34378839Time for starters. Women don't have as many reproductive years as men. And women will keep on losing time, money and opportunity if they stay tied to an unsuitable partner.
Don't let this anon know what happens when a genuine connection is attempted with women and what the fate of that relationship is.>>34378848>Women want genuine connection
>>34378832>I hate women, btw. If that is relevant at all.It make me think you're not worth engaging with further. Good day.
>>34378858Rde
>>34378848Sounds reasonable to me. Who the fuck wants a connection with a low value individual?
>>34378843I get what you're saying but that's a whole different can of worms anon.
>>34378856Okay but not being in a relationship is also wasting those reproductive yearsBut most women don't want children so that's kinda bullshit anyways
>>34378859Rude*
>>34378843based. more accurate than not.why even try if im going to be rejected and turned down? would be stupidly embarassing to have someone fake you out by using a voice changer to call your name. and even worse to meet potential loml and have them just 'hit it and quit it'.
Is everyone going insane now? I saw 2 of those non-binary freaks with Idubbbz haircuts. How do these people have jobs? How do you hire freaks like that?
>>34378860Why would a high value man want to fuck such low value women?
>>34378869non sequitur
>>34378868>How do these people have jobs?When I was a basic white boy barista I got coffee mogged by the blue haired people ngl
The themes on SadGirlDiaries from today:1. Girl who make up a relationship in her head and is crying about her "Ex" who is just a guy who used to respond with ::love:: emojis to her texts.2. Multiple girls who are disappointed that their lesbian relationship didn't last because the other girl grew up and found a bf and ditched them. I love reading these. So comical.
>>34378866>Moid confesses how messed up he is>Other moids call him basedIt's almost like you're begging for failure
Okay, Imma start some real shit. I would rather date a former meth addict who had sex for drug money than a reformed, born again Christian whore with a 100+ bodycount. What would you rather?
>>34378866You should try. I did try, I just wasn't good enough.I've asked girls out, gotten in shape, learned to dress properly, joined clubs, went out with friends to try and expand my social circle. None of it ever worked, and none of it ever lined up properly. I still think if I could just get everything all working right at the same time maybe I could do it and I'd feel like a real person, but these days I can barely stay awake for more than 8 hours, and I'm doing literally none of those things anymore and struggle to workout once per week and am only even doing that because my sister comes over and works out with me on sunday mornings.
>>34378877M, umm whoever was nicer and a better partner to me
>>34378876Men are in competition with each other. We don't even do that thing were we pretend to be supporting each other.
>>34378720Yayyyyy
>>34378876You act like we're supposed to believe there isn't disappointment or misery ahead for usWhen exactly is it supposed to get better for us? No girl would ever want us so why bother?
>>34378877I guess I might see the logic of that. But addicts are scary.
>>34378875>2. Multiple girls who are disappointed that their lesbian relationship didn't last because the other girl grew up and found a bf and ditched them.Could be worse, some retarded femanons are still larping as lesbians in their 30s.
Honestly, I have bigger problems than trying to dupe a woman into being with me.
>>34378886Bigger fish to fry fr
>>34378877former meth addict assuming she was decently reformed and didn't have any diseases or whatever (christian just as likely too anyway in this instance).I have dated a girl like that, the only thing that made us incompatible was the chip on her shoulder about addicts, and my wanting a future without her like offering up our future couch to the random addict she found on the street. Good person, respect for her, but not the life I want to live. Last I heard she was letting a guy who was in the hospital she volunteered at for stealing and drinking a bunch of hand sanitizer stay in her spare room. That was a few years ago though. I hope he didn't rape or murder or or anything.
It's 2026. Sluts exist. We can have sex by just being nice to the right girls.
>>34378878>I've asked girls out, gotten in shape, learned to dress properly, joined clubs, went out with friends to try and expand my social circle. None of it ever worked, and none of it ever lined up properly.Same lolI tried every meme in the book and just got fatties or ugly bitches I wasn't into. Honestly, I'd tell my younger self to just fuck hot escorts. I wasted so much time being a jester.
>>34378891This but unironically lol
>>34378891>We can have sex by just being nice to the right girlslol.lmao even.
Am I supposed to think?
>>34378881Men should get better at forming friendships ngl>>34378883See above
I'm off to pub, what drink should I get lads and ladettes
>>34378893I wasn't being ironic. Literally just find 5/10, 20 year old girls and just be nice to them and you get sex.
>>34378897Have a Harp for me
>>34378897How the fuck can you afford drinks at the pub?
>>34378898That's cheating. those women are just settling because every guy in their age range is a literal neonazi, it doesn't mean they actually like you.
>>34378896What would be the point?
>>34378339i don't think i could have non-white kids and not feel weird about relating to them, especially sons but daughters too i guess, like what am i saying by their parents being an interracial relationship? should that be their model? i've seen shit about half asian guys resenting their fathers for being the disadvantaged half of asian/white pairings and getting a woman they might not be able to, i don't want to give them a complex over thatactually, /tog/, do women feel differently about this shit? am i overthinking?
>>34378905wdym? the only fault I have is that I'm not tallelse, I'm super nice and considerate, make good money and have my shit together, most want to date, but I haven't yet met the perfect one
>>34378906It's sad that you even asked that question.
>>34378909It's sad that you think it makes a difference
>>34378907Same, like there's a whole universe of race politics and you're just completely unaware of that, it's just weird.
>>34378355m, i guess it depends on what rich means, are poor people's lives still improving? then yes i guess, i mean politics is already beyond fucked by this shit so who cares on that front
It's sad.
>>34378904I have my methods mate>>34378902One Guiness coming up lad
>>34378914I have a name, you know. Saying 'it' is kind of rude.
I'm constipated
>>34378918Have some fibre and hope you can shii soon
>>34378891Why would I want to have sex with a slut though?
>>34378923Bc they are often hot and nice
>>34378910Not with that attitude
>>34378921My hemorrhoids are NOT gonna be happy when I eventually drop this boulder.
>>34378875Women's idea of loneliness is so far from men's idea of loneliness it's comical. I'm pretty sure if the average woman was dropped into my life, she'd kill herself within a week (I love my life btw)
>>34378927They're rooting for you deep down>>34378904The truth is I'm on the job seeker's allowance but hopefully my rich mommy friend will buy me some drinks
>>34378891I don't wanna have sex with a girl who doesn't love me
>>34378923They are nice people. Just don't try to start a relationship with them.
It's clear I'm annoying the shit out of this girl but for some reason she hasn't blocked my number and I'm still texting her because it's funny. Women, why hasn't she blocked me yet?
>>34377722I've heard girls are all in long term relationships with AI chatbots now, is this true?
>>34378932Grow up.
>>34378937You're probably one of the 1832 unreads she has. She doesn't even know you're texting her.
>>34378938I’ve heard it’s true but don’t know any other women in one. We all use ChatGPT for advice tho
>>34378940She keeps responding and that's why it's so funny
>>34378939>Everyone must have sex. Sex is what adults do, whether it's fulfilling or not.
>>34378853Financial stability over attraction or attraction over financial stability?
>>34378941You know AI is just regurgitating Reddit wisdom formulated by neckbeards right?
>>34378928Being miserable isn't an achievement, moid. And you choose to stay miserable.
My main goal is to blow up
>>34378946attractive people are generally financially stable so this is kind of a false dichotomy.
>>34378946Depends on whether they are white or brown.Whites go for genetics above all else.Browns go for money above all else.
>>34378950And then act like I don't know nobody. AHAHAHAHA
>>34378938Apparently the new version of chatgpt is specifically designed to prevent that. Lots of redditors crying about how they "killed" their robo bfs.
>>34378951So ugly, pretty, poor and rich women prefer attractive and stable men over poor and ugly men? And this defines females as hypergamous because male preferences are the opposite?
>>34378951It's not. The ones who have it all are beyond the reach of the average foid.
I want a gf who will make jokes about the boyim (plural for boy, mind you) and their noticings. She'd say shit like "God created the boyim to serve foidkind" and then it'd usually end with me domming the shit out of her
>>34378957Did writing such a vile thing make you feel better? Are you really that much of a terrible human? Real question.
>>34378941>We all use ChatGPT for advicewhat kind of advice? because this is an awful idea for almost anything unless you're just using it to find sources
>>34378962Why did you choose it, foid?
>>34378941>We all use ChatGPT for advice thowhat kindI use ChatGPT as a fancy google search when coding. I also recently found out that ChatGPT is absolute garbage at ROOT
>>34378961Look at this boyim. Why is he backpedaling now? Did he suddenly get into blacked porn?
>>34378955>>34378950I love that man so much.
>>34378949I'm not miserable tho
>>34378967shut up, boyim
>>34378969obama did have a much better track record of killing brown people
>>34378965I use it for all kinds of things, finding restaurants or things to do, advice dealing with my toxic aunt, home improvement questions
Recipes using food I already have, detailed timeline when I use mushrooms
>>34378973Then act like it damn you
>>34378976He also deported more browns, but somehow ICE wasn't accused of being his private gestapo. What's up with that?
We the boyim, deal in the real world.
>>34378957Women are brainwashed to accept men as civil, nonviolent, kind and intelligent. Many don't understand the gravity of their delusions until they get assaulted. There has also been enormous pressure not to be anti-male and anti-rape but that's improving.
>>34378980I do I just don't interact with other people so they don't witness how unmiserable I am
>>34378950
>>34378971He is very based.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riff_Raff_(rapper)#Legal_issues
>>34378988Libtards
>>34378907 Am mixed race so other women may feel differently. You're going to feel weird about relating to your child no matter their race. My parents kept some food but otherwise raised me as though we were all white and it turned out fine. I feel odd having no knowledge of half my family's heritage.. almost feel like a white girl hippie when I wear traditional clothing. And it's worse when a geriatric sees my skin and assumes I speak the language. On the flip side I feel strange calling myself white. The only people who get it are foreigners who immigrated very young and other mixed people. It's not the worst thing in the world but when I was younger it felt isolating. The clothes and food are worth it though. I live in a safe area so racism just makes weeding out losers easier.
>>34378981classic example of hollywood and the politics
>>34378981The anus is not on the food pyramid.
Questions to guys, are fake nails on a women trashy?
Ladytine culture has been a leech on mankind for too long! They have created a second under-society where they siphon off the work of our society, our society which is only under the sun!
>>34378997Fake body parts gross me out. I don't mind changing the body so long as it's still organic.
>>34378994What other race are you?
Femanon, I run an Instagram meme page AND an NSFW Discord. You wanna go out, baby?
>>34378997Not necessarily, but they may make me squeamish if I imagine them breaking.
>>34378997Press on nails are probably more hygenic and versitle, can be removed easily and utilized as tools when worn. Plus, I am sure they would feel great scratching my scruff.
>>34378997Yes. Real nails only. Preferably not painted most of the time.
No weekend plans again, Femanon? Well, instead of staying at home in your dark, musky room, how about we go to the local arcade and play some DDR, just you and me?
>>34378997YesMost women fashion things are dumb and trashy
>>34378997i've never seen the appeal of long nails but a lot of girls i don't think are trashy have them, i'd prefer those detachable ones ig just so i don't have to look at them in the house, they are a "wear out" thing right?
>>34378997This stupid bitch got botched botox hahaha
Women, if vibrators get you off more than men, why do you even date men?
>>34379006Become a reddit moderator to get the full trifecta
>>34379010I may go to youth group if my friend goes too
>>34378997I just don't like them.
>>34379014I get mine done every couple of weeks. They use a special gel on top of my real nail that is kinda permanent and you have to get a “fill” as they grow out. That’s one of a few different techniques
>>34379019I got feelings I don't feel no more
>>34379017They date and get bfs to not pay for rent while at uni, until they get a six figure email-sending job and can dump their bf.
I’m thinking of going back to real nails, it’s expensive and my best friend who I go with can’t afford it anymore. Plus I don’t wanna be trashy
>>34379010I can't play ddr when I am bleeding. I might throw up.
She looks like fun
>>34379030You can't play ddr because you step on 2 tiles at a time.
Femanons, be my heal slut in Marvel Rivals when I get a computer again. Or regular anons. Or play tank.
>>34379017Hugs. I want to fall asleep tangled up with someone I love who loves me back. Vibrator can't do that.
>>34379017Orgasm quality > orgasm quantity. Not to mention all the benefits of having a hot guy around who loves you.
I’m trans btw in case it matters
>>34379030Why are you bleeding?
>>34379037lol that wasn’t me!!!
>>34379038I got my period. I can't leave this heating pad in this cold.
I KNOW SHE'S PLAYING WITH METHAT'S OKAY CAUSE I GOT NO SELF ESTEEM
>>34379010I have plans. I'm going to a party and then having a threesome.
>>34379039It was.
>>34379042moid hands
What'd you call a bitch with 1 black eye?
>>34379045JH hands
>>34379047your mom
>>34379036>Orgasm quality > orgasm quantityBut the quantity is zero
>I got a bad feeling about this joke.
>>34379050He walked straight into that one lmao
>>34379047mom
>>34379050>>34379052A quick learner
>>34379034I like being healer but I don’t like competitive games
>>34379017Vibrators can't cook for them, pay their bills or act as emotional support blankets.
>>343790272bh.. no one has ever helped pay my rent or any of my bills. at most, one guy paid my light bill for a while and that wasn't worth the time I wasted with him.
>>34379057I'm not cooking for any girl, or being their emotional support blanket. I would pay their bills though.
>>34379048She sounds miserable. >hehe guys I'm having sooo many parties and threesomes in my late 30s while all my friends are married with children ;_;
>>34379057>Vibrators can't cook for them, pay their bills or act as emotional support blankets.You can use silicone to cook with, do OF, or snuggle with a vibrator tho.
>>34379056I actually play all the classes when I play. I like competitive games EXCEPT the competition is against my self-expectations.
>>34378731yeah im around that age and it definitely is starting to go from a "I need to figure things out soon" feeling to a "yeah its mostly set in stone now" feeling
>>34379059>>34379057But women don't have to be emotional support blankets themselves for a vibratorWomen absolute despise providing emotional comfort for their bfs
Do I as a mid girl have a chance with this out of my league dude if I'm just more approachable than the other women around him?
>>34379017I don't. Also, vibrators don't get me off as well as my finger and it takes several attempts until your brain finally accepts that a whole human being with an organ designed for sex is worse at his purpose than a single finger of your own
>>34379060she doesnt have any friends
I can't wait to have a child and tell them to guy get me a left-handed hammer, glass nails, and a screwdriver for only unscrewing at the hardware store.
>>34379067Maybe
>>34379065>despise being emotionally supportive>*guy is emotionally distant*>hates that tooThere's just no winning.
>>34379067Yes
>>34379060This is the first party I've gone to this year, you make it sound like I'm not spending most of my time just cooking and cleaning.
Foids, what's one piece of unsolicited advice you'd like to give moids?
Foids, discharge status?
>>34379079KYS honestlyYou aren't gonna fix any of your problems but it would fix more of the world's problems if you're dead and in the groundNot enough moids die in wars
>>34379080A little yellower than usual.
Who here has never had sex with their own race? For me it's always been foreign prostitutes
>>34379081:(
>>34379079Be good friends to each other
>>34379081
>>34379079Clean your nails.>>34379080Normal?
>>34379087Yes, anony. You do look like that cute anime girl! Keep being consistent with your hrt, hun <3
>>34379089I started filing my nails once she told me it wasn't a good idea to finger her with unfiled nails. Makes sense
>>34379081I'll fight for you once you become my property again. That's how it should be
>>34379081Only a brown foid could hate men so much.
>>34379080Seeing red again
>>34379070I never heard any of those, but my dad let me play with his carpentry tools when I was a todler and it is one of my favourite memories.
>>34379079
>>34379067Too fuck? Maybe.Long term? No and it's funny that women even try.
>>34379065>emotional labourAnother made up term that means nothing that feminists invented to pretend like they are superior to men.
>>34379067yep
>>34379102Why does it make you wet then?
>>34379102Women LOVE emotionally unavailable men. Not knowing how to communicate is bad though, as it applies to business and life as well.
>>34379102exhibit one billion of women not actually knowing what they want
>>34379109Then how come you are all single? Lmao
>>34379102All women fucking do is yearn for men that don't give a shit about themWhy do women lie so much?
>>34379110We know we don't want to persue you~
With no context whatsoever, should I put my pride on the line today?
>>34379102But if you're too available, you come off as clingy/desperate and give them the ICK.If you instead are barely available you comeoff as high value and they start chasing you.
>>34379114Never
>>34379112No, we fought for your freedom to kiss men. Why aren't you doing it?
>>34379113*pursue
>>34379114No don't humiliate yourself.
>>34379111I'm not. Realizing that women don't say what they want is something every man has to learn in their life
>>34379114If it's for a woman, no. Yes for everything else.
>>34379116>>34379119Damn, I was leaning towards the opposite. Guess I'm never contacting her again.
>>34379100>I never heard any of thoseWhy don't you go buy some for your dad? It would be a great gift, he will be so happy.
Gender?What gives you ick?
>>34379122With that context, doubly so. Don't contact her.
>>34379123I meant your jokes, dummy.
>>34379113Also don't know how to spell lmao
>>34379120If one thing is clear is that it's not worth talking to moids
>>34379114Of course.
>>34379124Insensitivity and selfishness
>>34379124FBeing edgy
>>34379124m, posting themselves on social media all the time
>>34379130Sad that they're your primary characteristics
Ain't no confusion hereIt is as I fearedThe illusion that you feel is realTo be vulnerableIs needed most of allIf you intend to truly fall apart
>>34379132How will people know I’m pretty??
>>34379124MIf she has male friends or if her exes cheated on her/abused her.
>>34379086I will try.
>>34379128Seems like you have a lot of hatred in your heart, that's ok. Men find women attractive because they are mysterious, like a puzzle to be solved, and I'm sure women feel the same. You can't walk away from us even if you tried. Better off learning than staying bitter.
>>34379132To be honest, everything.I'm judgemental as fuck.
>>34379127Don't care. I'm in pain.
>>34379081based but i suspect moidhands so cringe
>>34379135Your beauty is meant for your husband only, just as his attention and focus should only be meant for you
>>34379090Why are you so mean?
>>34379085>>34379087>>34379095>>34379097Do you want the truth or not? None of us need you. It would be better if you disappeared completely
>>34379138Other men gives you ick?
>>34379143God is punishing you because you're a horrible mother.
>>34379148no nigga dat's a completely different sentence
>>34379147Fake and gay. Women wouldn't survive a single second on earth without men. Proof: You hear of many men who live alone as hermits. You never hear of women who live alone as hermits.
>>34379145Ick
>>34379147it's ok babe, you don't have to admit that you crave male attention so much that you're on atoga
>Chad dumped me for someone hotter>Billions (of men) must die
women, how many of your own babies have you murdered and do you ever feel guilty about it?
>>34379141Weird projection
>>34379155I don't believe in abortion but I do think your mom should have swallowed
>>34379134Does anyone ever get this right
I don't know how to be emotionally available.
>>34379079Be kind
>>34379156my bad, I thought we were having a conversation. seeth, cope etc
hey women. i feel meh today. why are you all soo good at making me feel bad?
>>34379161emotionally available just means you listen to and support your girl, and keep everything about you to yourself.
Why don't men compliment me on our dates?
>>34379147i dont think members of the opposite gender "needing" you matters lol
>>34379166Nothing to compliment
>>34379124MBeing rude to people for no reason, talking shit about people behind their back (especially her friends)
>>34379158who said anything about abortion, wtf? i was talking about sids
>>34379159I feel no love
>>34379162I tried this. A foid started chasing after me.I did not find her attractive. I felt so bad.Thankfully I had to move cities so I used that as an excuse to cut contact.
>>34379162I'm kind all the time. The kindest, even. I give hugs and smiles.I give compliments. Spreader of happiness, some say.
>>34379170>sidsI'm an antivaxxer too
I left my ice maker running and the auto shutoff didn't work
Women have aborted more people in the last century than men have ever killed in the entirety of human history, isn't that crazy?
>>34379176This is how I know your mom popped Tylenol like tictacs when she was pregnant with you.
>>34379178So
>>34379181There's ice pouring out into my freezer
>>34379162I try to be.
>>34379079um, isn't this you soliciting though? you're tricking them into making their one unsolicited advice solicited
>>34379185Rape?
>>34379166They don’t want to spoil you
>>34379179You don't understand, casual sex and female promiscuity are so liberating and empowering that it's actually a good thing, okay?
>>34379163You also have a weird idea of what a conversation is
>>34379185>their one unsolicited adviceI'm sure they have lots to spare.
>>34379161Do what >>34379165 saysWomen want a man to hold them when they cry and validate their insecurities and opinionsBut god forbid a man ever feel bad because it gives them the ick
>>34379179I don’t think that’s true
>>34379179Yeah because it's untrue
>>34379183Clean it up literally just water Wtf is an ice machine anyway what happened to cube trays
>>34379191Stop giving bad advice to each other, dumb scrotes
>>34379194Hey I only come for facts here
>>34379197It's good advice though
>>34379179I don't think that's true either.
>>34379198I wanted to ask you since you're the resident MILF, do you still do it on the regular with your husband? how often?
I'm… Spider Man
It's really psychologically damaging to know that no woman will ever like you. Women create this dynamic with an enormous fraction of all men and then wonder why men are all going crazy as though they aren't the ones causing it. You think a guy would watch 40 hours of asmongold and nick fuentes every week if he had a gf? No.
>>34379203I don't think that's true.
Latinas are fr Toxic aren't they.
>>34379204Stop being such a pussy faggot. I'm gonna die alone and I don't give a fuck. Boohoo nigga quit whining.
>tfw no latina gf
>>34379206kek, why do white men let a brown bitch talk to them like that,Latinas aren't even THAT attractive,like you already got the discount barbie, now you have to be schooled by her too?
>>34379206picrel is true. but also applies to women being physically and emotionally abused by men.
>>34379204Or you can consider it liberation. One less thing to worry about. It's a matter of perspective. Choose your own.
>>34379204Don't bother, foids will never admit that they did anything wrong.
>>34379166I don't want to give you the ick
>tfw no gf who is also a foxgirl
>>34379201Yes. Me and my husband both enjoy sex. We usually don’t fuck when I’m on my period, yes I still get those. I’ve recently gained 50 pounds but that doesn’t stop him from groping me every night. We have sex 2-4 times a week. Sometimes more sometimes less
>>34379017>Women, if vibrators get you off more than men, why do you even date men?That's my secret, Cap. I don't date men.
>>34379197You have clearly never dated a woman as a manThere aren't any heteroromantic women out there Sure you can be attracted to men but you don't like us
>>34379205Got me lol. I'm Chameleon.
>>34379215how is the sex usually initiated? and by whom?
>>34379212Are moids not responsible for their own behaviour?
>>34379179Anything is possible when you make stuff up
Fuck off korraposter
>>34379204I'm 5'6 and even though 99% of women don't like me, I still met a few who did.
>>34379209white men put up with it because it's the consequence of having loyal and passionate women. Latinas and EE women are like this, american white women are not. White women will just have the same affect when things are good or bad, and eventually you receive a text or call from them that they're moving on.It basically boils down to communication. Latinas will communicate, albeit in an arguably toxic way. White women expect you to read their minds, and when you don't they simply monkey branch onto the next guy who they think will read their mind.
>>34379219I’m usually more of a lady, he makes the moves. I don’t need to do much if I want it, like make him spoon me
>>34379219This is so cringe
>>34379204Nah it’s you and you are responsible
>>34379217You're literally going out of your way to be unlikeable though
genderwhat have you done today
>>34379220everyone is, but everyone is also a product of their environment.
>>34379215I'd totally spank you ass. He's probably enjoying your bigger ass and tits while they last.
>>34379226lol it’s fine. This is /adv/
>>34379229MWoke up ate watched YouTube
>>34379233Fuck off samefagging tranny
>>34379234watch anything good?
>>34379225nice, that sounds like a healthy way to go about it>>34379226apparently asking questions is cringe. I'm so confused lol
>>34379229MWoke up and watched “The Spectacular Spider-Man” cartoon. Finished season 1 , just started season 2
>>34379224That ... actually makes sense.But the kind of Latinas we get in Europe are actually known for being very LOOSE. Like Brazilians and Colombians are notoriously non-monogomous. I guess our brown girl equivalent are Arabs or Indians.
>>34379229F. Showered, drove to work, worked, drove home, made lunch for my dad, did the dishes, put away folded laundry from yesterday, ate some pudding, schlicked, started relaxing on the couch. And throughout the day I've been using my phone to just fill in gaps of time.
>>34379229m, had a good shit, feeling pretty accomplished
>>34379230I don't like using that term lightly but a lot of you have a victim complex and it's extremely off putting
>>34379149Periods are not a divine punishment, moids are.
>>34379236No
>>34379242It's not a complex, women literally have victimized me essentially my entire life.
>>34379235I’m not a tranny
>>34379017A vibrator can't pin me down. A vibrator kiss my neck. A vibrator can't call me a good girl. A vibrator can't be the big spoon in the afterglow.You men think sex is only stimulation of the genitals and it's not, it's so much more.
I like sports. Not “professional” sports
>>34379245Doubt it
>>34379240Busy anon
>>34379229FIt’s early morning, woke up and getting ready to travel home
>>34379247so you'd rather have sex with an ugly man than a vibrator?
>>34379249Yeah, I know you can't imagine being bullied and treated as subhuman your entire life, but it happens to a lot of guys.
WomenRate his physique
>>34379254I don't have to imagine it, actually
>>34379252How big was his dick? Did you cooom?
>>34379258all i'm seeing is a flying squirrel
>>34379258way too much muscle for me. men should not look like that.
>>34379258I don't think it's attractive, but it's very impressive.
>>34379253That's not what she meant, its' not about the sex. Btw If you're ugly then start looksmaxxing
>>34379264That shit doesn't work
>>34379264all the things she mentioned can be done by an ugly man so I think my question is entirely valid
>>34379258is this achievable natty
>>34379229MIt's only 9:15am so nothing much, going to go to the library then do the grocery shopping.
>>34379268The problem is that if YOU consider yourself ugly, then it's already over. Women can be surprisingly accomodating about looks but one thing you CANNOT lack is self-confidence.
>>34379269Yeah with a good diet, good sleep, and a good routine, it should take 1-2 years at the gym.
>>34379206What's wrong with her ass?
>>34379269Yes just eat more protein
>>34379274it ain't on my face brother
>>34379224>EE women are like thisFUCK NO THEY'RE NOT
>>34379276Real
>>34379269Ronnie was not only juiced up but he had %0.1 mindset. Literally broke his body multiple times just to lift heavy weights. You couldn't get his physique if even if you roided up
>>34379277Maybe not all of them. Might depend on the country they're from, but I've definitely known some who are.Dutch women are not though, they're the same as american white women.
>>34379250It's a weekday.
>>34379260No sex stuff. It was work, I’m at a hotel.
>>34379239I noticed this about Colombians. I have a female Colombian coworker who is Catholic, and she has admittedly cheated on every boyfriend she has ever had.
>>34379279That muscle is functional? I thought it'd just be for show.
>>34379280NTAI've met many eastern european women of all classes.They are far worse than the western European women I dealt with.I think they were trying desperately to get your passport and you fell for it.
Moids, do you do this with your wife?
>>34379258Disgusting
>>34379285I want to marry a russian woman. What am I in for
>>34379229MI've been sick and mostly sleeping all day.
>>34379283Colombians have a very high rate of domestic violence and murder in my country because they cheat a lot but are also passionate a lot.Just stay away.Brazilians too. Top cheaters, but at least chill about it.
>>34379228Doesn't disprove my point
>>34379279But did he take creatine?
>>34379287I'm not letting my wife carry any bags. tf do you think I go to the gym for
>>34379287Yes, because I'm already strong but she needs the exercise.
>>34379289The only decent Russian women are the ones from the eastern part.The western ones are just hyper materialistic sluts.
>>34379287laney is such an amusing insane person
Women would you date a man who went to go make himself some coffee but forgot to put any coffee in the machine so he just made slightly brown hot water
>>34379279you're just saying that because you need an excuse to be too lazy to not look like this
>>34379296To fuck better and longer?
>>34379298Obviously. Any women who touches the west become materialistic whores. Same with asian, arab women
>>34379285Are you sure you're not just confusing them being outwardly pleasant and emotionless with them being 'better' than EE women?I dated a Croatian girl (already a citizen here, so not passport/greencard fishing) and she was fine, but definitely passionate latina coded.
>>34379300Only if he made a good joke at his expense.
>>34379299She's perpetually single
>>34379300I wanted to make microwave popcorn and wondered why it takes so long to hear any popping until I realized I forgot to put the popcorn in the microwave, so it would be hypocritical of me not to.
>>34379302That too. I need to be able to pick up my wife when I'm fucking her so she better be fit too
>>34379293Your experience is yours, who am I to say otherwise
>>34379305Croatian is balkan not eastern European.
>>34379287If my wife picked up all the bags I would pick up my wife and carry her inside.
>>34379300Only poor people with small dicks do that
>>34379307she and her husband unlinked up?
>>34379314She never had one
>>34379294He probably snorted that shit>>34379301Lol most retards who roid think they don't need to workout and just look slightly less out of shape while taking years off their life
>>34379296>>34379309Are all gymcels this simpy? Fucking cringe ass posts
>>34379309What am I supposed to do when my bf picks me up during sex? I just close my eyes and try not to think about falling.
>>34379300Related: women, would you date a man who spent 30 minutes looking for his car keys only to realize they were on his desk a few inches from the same place he always puts them?
>>34379201Isn't BlueValkyrie also a Milf?
>>34379287I don't have a wife. Why is she hogging all the bags?
>>34379321no, she's just a M
>>34379318Do you think that is likely?
Men, why should we have your prostate cauterized off if you cheat like Isabelle de france?
>>34379306At first I was a little pissed I was like "the fuck kinda coffee is this" and then it hit me>>34379308Lol>>34379313I'm poor but well endowed so half right
>>34379287What really happened here is she came home from shopping, called him out to help carry in the bags, but when he got to the car she already had all but 1 and refused to hand any of them over so that she could share this moment on social media.
>>34379311I feel like we're splitting hairs. There are americanized white women, and other white women. Those are basically the groups.
>>34379316>more copes just admit you're jealous
>>34379322To get all the perishables into the fridge as fast as possible
>>34379320Suuure
>>34379324He hasn't dropped me yet, but I know it's possible. It'd probably be my fault if I did fall, with how many times I fall off the bed doing dumb shit, too.
>>34379325Shouldn't* ffs fuck this I'm gonna try gaming.
>>34379315everything i knew is a lie and everyone i knew is a liar, my world is tumbling down and i am tumbling with it
>>34379321I think she 30
>>34379325I'm fine with any level of severity in punishments for cheating. There is no worse crime.
Foids, do you really have no clue about the percentage of men that fall in these categories?
>>34379333enjoy your candy crush, lady
>>34379318Hold onto my neck for stability and try not to cum so much. I wonder why women get so wet when they get thrown around like a sex toy
>>34379337Please. I'm begging you to realize that the women on these podcasts are there to troll and get clipped to promote their onlyfans. They aren't answering the question seriously.
>>34379337Why is that girl wearing a pickelhaube?
>>34379320I once searched for my car keys for way too long before realizing I had them in my hand and draped my coat over it when getting out of the door, so yeah
>>34379329Brother, I'm mirin, not jealous lmao. I couldn't do the things he did
>>34379337>40% of men are over 6feet tall>10% of make over $1 million a year>8% of men own yachts
>>34379342It's actually very on point for moids to only care about what hoes have to say
>>34379337How is this even fucking real!?
>>34379330Which you make that the optimal load distribution? Sounds like they are cooperating well as a team.
>>34379317when men say this you have to know that they picture their wife to be their loli waifu and their relationship is their perfect anime induced fantasy where everything is sunshine and rainbows, not an actual human being and an actual real life relationship and it all starts to make a lot more sense
Amazing how you retards keep falling for it. You deserve everything bad that happens in your lives.
>>34379346>100% of men think gullible is in the dictionary
>>34379337Then she needs to ask what percentage of men who have all of those are under 50.
>>34377722Should I just pull the trigger and get a Crunchyroll subscription? Torrenting with a VPN anything I want to watch is trivial but the convenience of just watching shit whenever I want on the fly is calling my name like a Siren. My only real concern is that if I get that, next thing I know I'll get a Netflix subscription too. I can afford both desu and have plenty of storage but the free-tard in me is making me indecisive.
>>34379340The momentary loss of agency is exciting in both a positive and negative way. Those sorts of good plus bad scares in bed are just overall intense. At least that's how it is for me.
>>34379350it isn't, it's engagement bait with the most drug damaged OF whores they could hire for the budget of the vid
>>34379349Where are these non-hoes? Afghanistan?
>>34379334I'll be here to catch you when you fall
>>34379363
>>34379361He knows, why do you think he posted it
>>34379360Is that how your unc threw you onto bed?
>>34379353What, the TikTok bait? Really it's mods' fault for not auto-banning anyone who posts TikToks or Reddit/Xitter screencaps.
>>34379357why are you asking a bunch of strangers about a trivial and meaningless decision in your own life
>>34379299>laneysomeone post it
>>34379360wdym by negative? as in overwhelming? Probably why you only want to to do cnc-type stuff with your bf that you fully trust and not with some stranger
>>34379368because he's a baitcelI'm not telling the anon that posted it, just posting in case there's a naive anon that still doesn't know it's not much but it's honest work
>>34379371Shit, now I remember why you don't lurk on this shithole anymore
My skin was getting better and of course I wake up with 3 new pimples today when I need to make a public appearance. I could see the faces of the cunts who did this to me and the dicks responsible
>>34379376>as in overwhelming?Yes, specifically when it's sudden and unplanned. It gives me the same feeling as when there's a sudden, very loud sound. It shocks me and makes me just want to shutdown in the moment. At least during sex, the momentary negative is offset by the positives, so it's not the worst thing ever. If he ever drops me I'm never letting him pick me up like that again, though.>cnc-type stuffThat sort of thing isn't as shocking, honestly. Rough stuff like being pinned doesn't trigger my heart dropping like being suddenly picked up or yelled at would.
Femanons, how was lunch with Chad/Brad, today?
>>34379382Who's to blame now
>>34379382
>>34379229MI'm at work rn, straight up jorking it. And by "it", let's just say, my peanits
>>34379385we ordered sushi, it was yummy but I only ate like a third of what I ordered because I had too much lunch and was still basically full, that means leftovers for tomorrow though
Chat, we take that as a yes.
>>34379381Probably for the best. I didn't mean it as an insult, more like you should be confident in yourself to make these kinds of decisions in your own life
>>34379385I had lunch alone in my office.
>>34379337Youtube made the biggest mistake ever allowing monetization.Yeah, sure, Patreon, etc. would still exist and co-opt it, but it still one extra step for those degenerates/grifters.
>>34379385I eat lunch alone at work.
>>34379393>>34379395Oh, well. Most co-workers are lame, anyways.
>>34379393>>34379395I had lunch with a cute brunette with light blue eyes. She said she would push me down the stairs if I told anyone what she told me then I promised her that I'm loyal to her.
Moids, women are literally BEGGING you to make the first move on dates and you guys are just sitting there acting like nothing is going on. How do you plan to fix this?
>>34379384Makes sense, unlike men, women need longer to get turned on. What if he sets up a free-use scenario beforehand where he can do whatever he wants with you anytime during the week. Would that still feel surprising to you?
>>34379398nahhh.It's a trap to get me slapped with a Felony or something.
>>34379384Do you have autism
>>34379398Women DESPISE me, I would never be in a position to make any moves, but I'll keep that in mind I guess. The last several dates I've been on I don't even ask for their proper contact until after the date so they can more easily facilitate ghosting me if they want, and also they have never called or texted me back even if we do exchange proper contact info. The demoralization campaign has admittedly been very effective on me.
>>34379398>make first move>get ghosted
>>34379402Damn, the jews got to you
>>34379399>What if he sets up a free-use scenario beforehand where he can do whatever he wants with you anytime during the weekWe don't live together yet, so I can't imagine how I'd realistically react. Spending a whole week just getting to get acquainted with his place intimately by being fucked everywhere in it sounds hot in theory, but I honestly don't think I could handle as much sex as I'm imagining. It's hot to fantasize about, at least. And while I know he'd never take advantage of me and do things I'm not into in a freeuse scenario, I'm sure I'd be more neurotic about it in the moment.
>>34379390Damn... now I'm hungy.
>>34379398The last time I tried to make the first move she was confused at first and couldn't decide if she wanted to kiss or not but then she kept bringing up sex and it really confused me
If I said I'd let someone know the next time I was around, but I don't because we haven't spoken in over a month, am I a bad person?
>>34379402Count your blessings moid, at least you are getting dates
>>34379401You guys keep accusing me of being autistic whenever I bring up the loud noises and textures things. EVERYONE hates loud noises and gross stuff. They're scary.
What’s the point of dating?
>>34379405>>34379402Chad wins again.
>>34379387Real>>34379386You
>>34379405>>34379402If she was interested, she would. You don't need to overthink anything. God has already decided what happens.
>>34379410You're not a bad person, but you're giving up the perfect excuse to rekindle a friendship. You established a free reason to reconnect with somebody preemptively, now you just need the initiative to make use of it.
>>34379411This was years ago. I haven't been on a date since 2021, and even that was abnormal by that point.
>>34379398They don't mean me.
>>34379417
>>34379398This doesn't happen, plus all women have to do is to shift their weight a little and hop on moids lap
>>34379399like this?
>>34379417Obviously? My comment started with my awareness that women hate me? The whole point is that women hate me and it's not that I'm just not 'putting myself out there' or whatever.
>>34379410she's not a bad person for not wanting to be around you, I wouldn't want to be around you either, lol
I'm horny!
>>34379413Yeah but if the fire alarm goes off I don't freak out and go into full shutdown or whatever. It's like ow that's loud let's get out of here. Hallmark of autism.
>>34379398>>34379337>>34379206>>34378458>>34378440Is this a bot? Why does it keep reposting the same webms in every thread, usually with a sarcastic question attached?
>>34379416What did I do
>>34379411NTADates don't mean anything until your dick is actually inside her. Dates also aren't fun anymore because she treats them as a job interview for the bf position, because every modern foid is a serial dating whore looking for the next upgrade. I only do hook-ups now. Not that it happens to me often, but it's better than being a clown for some mid bitch I wouldn't even jerk off to.
>>34379430take your meds before posting here plz
>>34379407Tbf one of the good things about free-use is that your neuroticism plays no part in the dynamic. And free-use doesn't mean we're fucking constantly, it's the idea that he COULD do whatever he wanted to you anytime, so there's always a level of sexual tension in the air. Really hot imo. But probably not something you do when you JUST move in, get used to everything first
womenhave you bewared the moid's tongue today? it is no less dangerous than his penis or muscles, and twice as insidious and sinisterhe will make all manner of noise to pry open your soft innards, soft and sweet or harsh and loudit is imperative that you shut your ears to them! the moid-tongue brings only ruin
>>34379430being an incel is a very serious personality disorder, worse than all the other ones combined
>>34379428If I was autistic, I would've been diagnosed by now since I've always had sensitive hearing like that. The only things I've been diagnosed with were ODD as a kid and ADHD by a quack. I dispute both those diagnoses, honestly.
>>34379414Seb
>>34379430Yes, brainrot and grifting/rage-bait is a thing now. It's spilled into forums to get all of us social media addicted.
>>34379382hey don't look at me, why am i always the first one you point fingers at when a cup of milk somewhere gets spilt?
I’m ugly but I’m tall so women tolerate me
>>34379426Well I don't want to be around you either, but I'm not asking about you.
>>34379437Being an incel is just an objective state of being, it's not a mental thing and often completely outside of the control or anything to do with the personality of the person afflicted by that situation.
>>34379424That's on some wild next-level shit. I was thinking some groping from behind while shes cooking that turns into us fucking on the counter, kinda scenario
>>34379398If men can't stop assaulting women they shouldn't even think about growing limbs.
State genderWhat are you doing to celebrate April 2nd? It's less than a week away!
>>34379438childhood hypervigilance is a sign of having been molested
>>34379449What are you doing?
>>34379424This is the first thing that comes to my mind when someone mentions BDSM since seeing the video years ago and it makes my blood boil I hate those sub humans
>>34379449What's on April 2nd?
>>34379449What's april 2nd?Nothing? I don't know.
>>34379435>your neuroticism plays no part in the dynamicThat sounds like the ultimate experience, then. Assuming I don't go full psycho and repeated moments of lost agency, even ones I had time to mentally prepare for, lead me to freak out and use a safeword or whatever.
>>34379448Dang. I should grow more limbs for the express purpose of assaulting multiple women. Need to step my game up
>>34379450I don't think I was molested but I have PTSD OCD and extreme anxiety, did someone get me?
>>34379453Stay tuned.
>>34379424based house of gord enthusiast, that site activated something in my adolescence
>>34379450I was, but I still don't know what you mean by childhood hypervigilance. Is this still about the autism accusation?
>>34379446Is it worse than being an SA victim? At least someone desired them...
>>34379444If you are Chad/Brad, Tyrone, Mohamed, Pedro or Kash Patel, you will also succeed.
>>34379448You're generalizing.
YOU'RE THE LOIS TYPEYOU'RE THE LOIS
>>34379446thats also what schizophrenics and narcissists claim, also BPDemons and so on, part of the issue is that to the person with the personality disorder, their behavior and their views make total sense and are merely an appropriate response to the situation, thats why they do it
>>34379458i'm joking mostly a lot of things can fuck you up that way as a kid
>>34379463It's not a contest. They can both just be bad.
>>34379420Who the fuck do you think they are talking to!?
>>34379455As long as you both discuss what the rules are beforehand and don't act like total retards, then you should be in for a good time. Have fun
>>34379467No, the issues in those stem directly and exclusively from the person's brain/personality. Incels are largely created by their external and material conditions, not their own personality.
>>34379472Thanks, I appreciate the talk.
>>34379430I actually have never seen the Asian one before complaining about men not making the first move. That looks new.
>>34379471Chads, Brads, Tyrones, Mohameds, Pedros, and Kashes
>>34379469Yeah, I agree, but it's sad that only one group gets sympathy when they're both traumatized.
>>34379462that's just the term for when you're oversensitive to noise light sensation etc, i have trouble sleeping in general but especially if i hear breathing, shit like that
>>34379477That wasn't me (compared to above comment), but THIS ANON knows exactly what I mean. He gets it.
Women, what fetishes would you leave a partner over? Assume he's not forcing them on you.
>>34379473every other true personality disorder will tell you the exact same thing about why they are that way it's always because of their parents, childhood trauma, being bullied/ostracized, the government, men/women, niggers/white people, the rich, the illuminati, the anunaki, the satanists, society, bla bla bla, in their mind, they're never the issue but always the victim and always two steps ahead of everyone else "out to get them"
>>34379482Diapers
>>34379484Him wearing one or you wearing one
>>34379483Incels would never claim that they are 2 steps ahead of the people out to get them. Society treats them as subhuman, and incels agree or believe it. That's the main issue.
>>34379479Okay, I figured. But again, I don't think I'm autistic in any major way. It's only here that people keep calling me that.
>>34379486>diaperfag unironically thinking that would make a difference
>>34379488Incel hereSociety does treat us as subhumanThere are some girls who've given me pity sex but most women hate me
Men, would you shit in an elementary school’s urinal, just to make a core memory for the children?
>>34379490Not a diaperfag, I am just curious which is worse.
>>34379432Ok manwhore
>>34379488sure, thats why they shoot up schools and go out of their way to get revenge on women, think they are getting revenge on society by "dropping out of it" if they don't get the pussy they think they deserve etc
>>34379482Anything physically dangerous that could lead to any permanent damage. Anything that exploits those who can't or don't consent.
>>34379492Someone did this in our middle school one. The teacher got suspicious of why everyone suddenly wanted to go to the washroom during class. We were going to go look at the shit like an exhibit in a museum.
>>34379496Like little boys?
>>34379486I think men wearing one is worse
>>34379492The fuck is wrong with you
>>34379492We can't expect God to do all the work
>>34379492If I had to, I reckon.
>>34379496my fetish is to do intentional whiplash and karate chops on drunk passed out girls, so you're saying you won't date me??? :(
Yoo these atoga topics are getting wildimma dip out peacehella glow fr
>>34379499Exactly. Also anything that abuses reasonable consent given previously. Like tricking someone during sex, sharing nudes that they didn't agree to share, etc.
>>34379501Same.
>>34379507So you're a hypocrite? Interesting.
>>34379451Pizza and possibly alcohol! Blasting music at stupid levels, watching dumb TV shows, essentially throwing a big ol' party for myself.>>34379453>>34379454You all are really out of the loop, huh.
>>34379506>>34379502yeah, I'm dipping out.All the Euro Femanons left anyways...
>>34379495Obviously the vast majority of incels condemn shooting up schools or harming women. But feel free to keep thinking that they're evil despite being likely the lowest possible wrung on the social hierarchy.
>>34379505Most sane kenpo blackbelt.
>>34379492can never teach them how to say "clean it up janny" too young
>>34379509I don't do any of those. I don't even save nudes of others.
>>34379513being the bottom of the barrel vastly increases the chances of someone being or turning evil to get revenge for being there, so your argument is pretty silly
>>34379518Israel coded stance.
Eating sugar gives me nightmares
>>34379517Sure
>>34379520Do it more
>>34379520Gives me [imples
>>34379524This2
>>34379517>I don't even save nudes of othersYou do. You memorized the nude bodies of others, without their consent.
>>34379514NTA but I unironically have a black belt in kempo
>>34379519I'm not saying thats good and shouldn't be condemned since it makes sense, it's just fact
>>34379520Eating sugar?No papa
>>34379527I don't abuse that memory in any way, though.>>34379528I only know about it because I did karate as a kid, too.
>>34379520I just ate a bunch of weed peanut butter and I always have intense slightly therapuetic dreams when I do.
but >:( What if it stays forever
>>34379535What if what stays forever
Gender?What if it was like Pokemon but with real animals?
>>34379535Forever aka the next 60-70 years
>>34379448>>34379456
>>34379520Try fasting. It gives me intense sex dreams.
Talking to a girl a little while agoShe says>Yeah you know, it's like if you share nudes with a guy, you just kind of have to expect that they're going to show other peopleUm, no you don't? That's not something most people would do.>ehhh, what can you doYou really shouldn't tolerate that (I assume she's talking about the guy she's been dating for like 10 years who constantly cheats on her)But somehow I was the badguy in this conversation? I don't understand women.
Well the years start comingAnd they don't stop coming
>>34379537I don't think that's legal
>>34379540Thats because you fast so you can abuse your anal cavity and your body has associated the feeling of an empty stomach with getting your holes destroyed, not because fasting makes normal people horny.
>>34379543And they don't stop coming
>>34379471"good men"
>>34379520I ate blue lotus gummies I got out of the dumpster (they weren't opened) and I took them 3 times because they were supposed to give you vivid dreams. The first 2 times they did nary a thing and then the 3rd time I got extremely high and was having repetitive hallucinations that would become more distorted each time it repeated before being clear again, and I had to "throw" my body to move it because I couldn't walk, and then I went to sleep and didn't have the first dream :(
>>34379545I fasted yesterday.
>>34379545Oh, maybe. I thought it could be like how electrolytes give intense dreams in general.
>>34379547Ramsay Snow had twenty good men, see where it got him?
>>34379552He was married and had girls who wanted to have sex with him.
>>34379545>>34379551Also, you could've criticized me in a less horny way.
>>34379385Why are people acting like "Brad" is an alpha name? There are plenty of losers called Brad.
>>34379537When I was a kid I asked my mom for a Pokémon game and she gave me such a judgy stare when I explained what it was I never asked again
>>34379556Because it rhymes with Chad
Foids, is this true?
Women are you gonna die alone
>>34379558Chad was a good enough term, leave the Brads out of it.
>>34379269absolutely not
i miss her, atoga. i miss her and everything is wrong.
>>34379565what was so good about her?
Gender, which Pokemon(s) would you eat?
What is having BPD (borderline) like for women?
Guys, what make a woman a whore
>>34379569MI wouldn't eat them because they're my friends :)
>>34379569Only pokeman I know is pikachew
>>34379569I'm vegetarian, so if I lived in the Pokemon universe then I would only eat jelly donuts.
>>34379569agumon
>>34379574Jelly donuts? I could sure go for one of those right now!
>>34379569F. Some of the fish look good. Besides that, none. Not even the plants.This wasn't the "which Pokemon(s) would you ___" question I expected ITT.
I love my gf so much bros her drawings are so cringe but still cute lol
>>34379571More than 1 penis inside her holes.
>>34379579does she know you exist?
I really miss having a pet. Might get that Betta fish
>>34379571She trades sex-related things FOR resources.
>>34379568didn't have to diminish myself in some way to interact with her
I overslept today :/
>>34379575there are like a hundred different agumons, you could start a whole restaurant chain based around him
>>34379559You have to test your man to see if he's the one you want. If he fails the test you don't want him and if he passes the test you can't have him.
>>34379587did you try setting an alarm?
>>34379587happens
>>34379581At the same time?
>>34379570NAG, but in my experience some of the symptoms an above average amount of cum in their throat, and yelling/crying.
>>34379582We literally had sex before I went to work this morning
>>34379593lol that was my first thought
Now that the dust has settledWhat did WE, /atoga/, think of Chainsaw Man Part 2?
>>34379583I wanted to get a planted aquarium with a betta fish and maybe some cherry shrimp, but it sounded too expensive and like too much work.
bombed 2 interviews in 2 days award
>>34379593>>34379598If you have to argue semantics, you're already whore.>hehe it doesn't count because I only used my hand and my tongue
>>34379571I'm just going to go with the literal definition of getting paid for sex.
>34379596Single guy jerks off in the morning:>OMG! DEGENERATE You don't understaaaaand you're fucking up your dopamine response for the whole day and it is ruining your life and motivation and hormone levels!Guy has sex in the morning>nice, good work king. Nothing wrong with that.I'm going to go ballistic one of these days from all the fake advice people give incels because they just imagine it to be useful rather than it making any actual sense or being anything like what normal people actually did to get where they are.
>>34379602What are you doing that makes you bomb?
>>34379590yeah, it's ok it's not like I have anywhere to go but I feel shitty waking up at 2 pm
>>34379605after fucking the girl you feel accomplished, after fucking your hand you feel like watching anime and taking a nap
>>34379605Crazy thing is, he doesn't have sex.
>>34379596oh well that's good!
>>34379605It's an ENTJ post, just ignore it instead of sperging.
>>34377722Texted a girl to offer a second date, she politely rejected me, even offered to refund whatever I've spend on her on the first date. Gotta say, that's classy, obviously said no. Still, I'm bit salty, even though I have different options out there
I heard that Asian women like white guys because they’re bigger, hairier and have more body odor than Asians so to them it’s like getting fucked by an animal, or giant man beast. Is that true?
>>34379620by that logic, wouldn't they prefer italians?
>>34379624Too short.
>>34378904My milf friend got me loads of drinks lol xHave a lovely Friday might my lovelies xoxoOn the sesh rnnn ENGLAAAAAND https://ibb dot co/qMHPyKfH
>>34379605don't stress about ENTJeetposts but there is a difference in hormone response when cumming in the presence of foid pheromones (i.e. having sex and/or nutting in/on a woman) and without a foid present.
>>34379624by that logic they'd prefer alsatians
>>34379620I was watching GoT with a korean girl and she said the most attractive character in the show was King Robert
>>34379627What did you give her in return?
Women, I'm sexually attracted to the miners in Tower Dungeon.But I can't say that outloud.
>>34379629Is there somewhere I can buy these magic pheromones?
>>34379609the first was rust from not interviewing in a long time. the second was clearly not having the skills they tested me on. i suppose if i passed the second i'd be a fish out of water anyway, and i needed to get the rust off of me with the first one. i'll get 'em next time.
>>34379632Asian chicks are freaks dude, they put on this cutesy exterior but beneath it they’re degenerates.
>At event>See qt talking to some of my friends>Say hi>She says hi back>Get flustered and mind goes blank>For some fucking reason say hi again>She replies hi back>Do this a third timeI don't know what came over me, but that was kind of embarassing man fuck, how do you girls feel when you fluster a guy like this?
>>34379638>attractive young women with large breastsStrangest and rarest sexual preference in a moid
>>34379643Just say anything
>>34379617>>34379629It's not about him posting it, this is a common thing people tell incels.
>>34379638map pride
>>34377725Sure I guess>>34377726>Would be nice to have a mini you I can hold Or something like that
>>34379646anything
>>34379651hi
>>34379652anything
Guys, why are you such fucking assholes? You know she is on her way to meet you for a date, spent hours getting ready, and you just fucking cancel and ghost her!?
>>34379640I once got a trial day for something I was terrible at and didn't really want. I just avoided doing the work by pretending to observe them and later got paid for the day lol
Why aren’t people breeding anymore?
>>34379655You were supposed to say "hi" then I say "anything". You seem under-socialized.
Haven't done my taxes, I'm too turnt up
>>34379610you should go to sleep earlier then, dummy!
>>34379644I mean who wouldn't? But you should try reading that sentence outloud.>>34379648worldwide!
I plucked the petals from a flower and did the gay ass "she loves me (not)" thing and it said she loves me. Goddammit.
Why do girls cry over everything. I haven't cried in years.
>>34379661You gotta say hey bb girl you look like you could use a drink want me to grab you something?
>>34379657As a rule I confirm my dates the day off and always pick a place that's as close to my home as possible. Saves you a lot of time
>>34379668you haven't needed to exploit men
I am a man and I look for a woman
>>34379668because you're a fucking asshole, that's why.
>>34379663They should have kept the same vibe the entire song. Going from gloomy to some hype shit ruined it.
>>34379657I recognize that tram
>>34379666wrong pic but whatever>>34379668It's ok, men and women are different. Women cry like twice a week and men cry like twice a year. I'm a little concerned it's bottled up because I haven't cried in two years. But maybe I've just let it out in little teary moments watching movies lately and that's why I haven't had a good bawl in such a long time.
>>34379674NTA but I don’t cry but I always try my best to be kind and polite.
It's almost April, why is it still so cold
share*
>>34379681Stop spamming your newest retard hyperfixation.
>>34379685Shart the same sky
>>34379684Where I live it usually snows at least once in April.
HEY who touched my butt?
>>34379657MA girl did this to me on my birthday when I was on my way to the date. I was tearing up.
>>34379690Me I couldn't resist
>>34379691Pussy
>>34379646Yes I know, I'm normally very good at socializing, but my mind was just wiped, I went into autopilot
>>34379703I was just banting. Relax. You're prettier when you relax.
Women, are you soft, warm and enticing?
My back hurts, sitting is hurting my balls because it’s warm and they’re low hanging, and I feel like I need to poop. I think I’m dying
>>34379691It's my birthday soon and I think about getting a third date with a girl on that day. Obviously she doesn't know it's my BD, but maybe I might get an unexpected but welcomed gift, you know
>>34379605F. The amount of cope he deliberately makes this board endure is actually kinda entertaining desu.
>>34379712Pretending to be a girl again?
>>34379709No I'm cold sharp and hostile (pls send help)
>>34379596and smoke one of your ciggies? kekyou can have him
>>34379574There are plant pokemon tho. How are you going to be vegetarian?
>>34379698reported for sexual harassment
>>34379657Guys are such fucking assholes. It's hard enough dating knowing the guy could be a serial killer or rapist but you still are like rolling the dice because you want to find love, you don't want to be alone. I've been on some shitty dates and I've never fucking ghosted a guy afterwards! I've always at least told him sorry but I didn't feel the chemistry or I don't think we are compatible. I've never even considered ghosting or standing someone up!
>>34379719>fat bitch confused and bewildered by the possibility of anyone declining food
>>34379721The average woman has no problem ghosting a guy. They do it all the time
>>34379723If even plants have faces how will you not die?
how the fuck do you meet women when they hate being approached randomly
>>34379719Venusaur salad
>>34379728What did I just say? I've NEVER ghosted any guy in my entire life!
How important is it for woman to know how to cook?I’m making this tonighthttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DWB6wJ1DCfS/?igsh=dThmajhzeDYxZ2Nr
>>34379733
>>34379730chase them at night
>>34379735Pretty much essential. Moids can kill themselves on baconators. It's a rite of passage they don't ever cook and die earlier than us.
>>34379735It definitely adds a lot points.But giving a good blowjob is a more important skill for a girl
>>34379657>>34379721Samefagging your own bait is another level of sad. I'd kill myself before doing this.
>>34379657>>34379721>>34379728>>34379733>>34379736Samefag
>>34379736What the fuck is this supposed to mean? I don't even understand the point of this dumb picture. You probably think you're being hella clever or something don't you? Is this some incel inside joke?
Why does he keep replying to himself?
>>34379449April 1st is the day of my dad’s major incident.
It insist upon itself
>>34379747Oh, okay.
>>34379749It will never be the same holiday again. Maybe I will find something to do on the 2nd.What are you doing anon?
>>34377722>match with a girl>she claims to be looking for friends, to get out of a house>have a date tomorrowI dunno, looking for friends on dating apps seems sketchy
>look up April 2Yep that’s me.
>>34379743ntahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12zSSfHN2o0
>>34379754See >>34379510. Just having a little personal party, playing video games and being loud.
>>34379728maybe because men love to send random dick pics or ask for nudes within the first time texting
>>34379757April only has one day, silly
>>34379762Good. I hate the pollening.*searches cabinets for cough drops*
>>34379757You're International Fact-Checking Day? Citation needed.
>>34379759Yeah thanks asshole, I understand averages. Like the average incel moid here is not getting laid tonight. How about that average?
>>34379745It's the same shit every time. He's dishonest, he knows that he's dishonest, he knows that you know that he's dishonest, but he's offended that you know.>How did you know that I was lying and samefagging? Don't I deserve the benefit of the doubt?? Do I not seem like an honest person???
>>34379615Thanks thread boo xo
>>34379777NTA but holy schizo crashout
Women, how many times have you cheated on your bf?
>>34379638You can't! Do you know how hot and humid it gets in the mines? She would be extremely sweaty, her pussy hair would be soaked with sweat and matted to her skin and the smell would be ripe.
>>34379741You should kill yourself because nobody likes you and you are mentally ill
>>34379778you are a literal angel
>>34379781None.
>>34379781never. had not even considered it.
You can go straight to nickkurtdale
>>34379786Is that because you've never had one?
>>34379791No.
moid, i'm sleeoy
>>34379785
Women be like>I love emotionally available guys but I would never, ever be emotionally available for him
>>34379775F. I’m here to pay my respects to the average incel not getting laid tonight
>>34379793Go somewhere cozy and have a nap.
>>34379798Why wouldn't men like an emotionally unavailable woman if they are also emotionally unavailable? What's wrong with the way you are?
What movie should I watch
>>34379775Assessment:>The average woman is more likely to ghost than the average man.Relevant Response (Perspective A):>It's only fair for women to ghost more. The average man is more violent and dangerous than the average woman, so you can't blame women for protecting their health and safety by cutting contact when something doesn't feel right.Relevant Response (Perspective B):>It's only fair for women to ghost more. The average women has so many more suitors chasing her than the average man, and you can't expect her to divide her mental and emotional energy between them all equally, so something has to give.Relevant Response (Perspective C):>It's only fair for women to ghost more. The average woman is putting herself out there to look for a relationship (which would include sex), but the average man is pushing for sex as his main priority (if he even wants a relationship at all), so you can't blame a woman for being upset when she feels that a man is trying to trick and fool her.Relevant Response (Perspective D):>It's not fair when women ghost men just as it isn't fair when men ghost women. Nobody should be ghosting anyone, we should all be trying to do better.Irrelevant Response:>I don't ghost tho.
>>34379798>Women be like I love emotionally available guysThat was also a lie
>>34379775Why should we feel sorry for incels the same way we feel about homeless people? Sex is not a basic human right.
>>34379793What do you think I have these incredible and voluptuous thighs for? Come here.
why is he still doing it
>>34379804emotionally available means willing to listen to them bitch about their two hour work shift for four hours
>>34379802Misfits, with Marilyn Monroe. She's so beautiful, bros...
>>34379805We shouldn't.
>>34379805>Sex is not a basic human right.Lmao
>>34379805Everything starts with sex.
>>34379800i want to nap on moid>>34379806yay
>>34379811Yeah it's not on the bottom rung, einstein.
>>34379798I don't think I've ever met an emotionally unavailable woman. They invented trauma dumping, chronic venting, oversharing, emotional labor. My autistic female manager is the least emotional woman I know. And she is still more emotional than any man I know.
>>34379811Wait. That is edited.>>34379814
>>34379814Look again. It literally is.
>>34379814>fat bitch doesn't even open the image because she was expecting a food pyramid
>>34379814>>34379818It’s accounts for at least three 3 stages of personal development
>>34379808This is how women treat guys that show any emotions. They post it to social media to make fun of him.
Enjoy the silence.
>>34379811You will not be psyopping today, moids.
>>34379802Steamboy. The story of its creation is funny. It's really incohesive but there's a lot of brilliant ideas and animation. The plot is not very predictable. I'm the only person that has ever seen it.
I feel horrible and jealous and evil but im pretending i dont
>>34379830Why do you feel horrible and jealous and evil?
Do people actually like RGB? I was looking for a new keyboard and so many of them were just covered in RGB crap. Hell they’re remaking the Commodore 64 and one of the models is RGB.
>>34379832no, because the creatures purchasing modern pcs are not people
>>34379826Yeah, it's broader.
>>34379831Everyone is in love but me
>>34379832You can find non-RGB if you really try and possibly pay more. They call it a "Sleeper Build".
>>34379834Sex is not a need, sex is a luxury.
>>34379836That's envy then.
>>34379836Are you in the "all my friends are getting married and having kids and I'm still single" phase of adulthood, or younger than that?
>>34379838I did, the only thing I have that is RGB is my mouse, but at this point I just like that model and they don’t sell a normal version.
>>34379826COUNTERPOINT
>>34379839I was agreeing. I think there are non-sexual pathways to fulfillment.
what would a girl do if she found a guy's futa porn collection?
>>34379840Ok>>34379841Both
>>34379846why does he have it in the first place?
>>34379846Impale him on fake horse dick until he died from organ rupture.
>>34379847Are you actively looking for love? It's a long, stressful process, but you'll never reap the reward if you don't put in the effort.
genderwhats your long term plan in life?
>>34379807Baiting?
>>34379842I have Razer Viper V3.
>>34379852Idk man, I have a general 5 year plan but beyond that I don’t know.
>>34379852MJump
>>34379657this happened to me more times than I've had a successful first date
>>34379851Yea but at a certain point it’s not trying anymore, it’s just failing
>>34379852I guess just seek security, comfort, and growth, basically.
>>34379854I might have to get that, it looks nice and I have a Razer controller that I love. Right now I have a Logitech g203.
>>34379852MA little less than 1.5 years left
>>34379861It's my favorite mouse that I've ever used so far.
>>34379852outlive my mom
>>34379852Alcoholism related death.
>>34379861Ew no wait it’s wireless, maybe the death adder would work.
>>34379852Fix what I can.
Not for such as you and I
>>34379852My mango
It’s kinda crazy how good is only now becoming a mainstream word My best friend in middle school regularly called me a femoid
>>34379823She probably cheated on him already.
>>34379852If im not in a committed relationship by 28 im killing myself
>>34379871My phone does not recognize “foid” as a word
>>34379875Your what
>>34379852Rest this weekend.Go to work next week.Rest next weekend.Go to work the week after that.Repeat.
>>34379871Why do you kitten post?You remind me of an internet girl I used to know who went by Jill. Are you her?
They say don’t plan for the future but also if you don’t have everything figured out by 23 you’re a retard who should check out of society so that doesn’t feel very fair at all
All my friends bailed on me today. I don’t feel good and I’m just standing here alone I don’t see why I try anymore
>>34379852>graduate undergrad >get masters>get big city fancy pants tech job>rent apartment with cat>lose virginity>..>baby?>..>die at my desk
>>34379884What about that disgusting stomach of yours?
>>34379858Are you a moid or fucking foid?
>>34379883Grow up. Friends aren't real. That's why you find a girlfriend and make her your wife and start a family.
>>34379886moid obviouslyits friday, there are no girls here, they're all getting fucked atm
>>34379877My weenie bahahhaha it was fun but it really wasn't going ayaywhee I guess and she she got bored or something. Sometimes I did feel like shea was using Ek. For attnrkn or something but idk I can't find it in mtmslwf to hold a grudge or something or if I even should idk what he right way to feel is. Tou wkmwo the old adage no answer is an answer but cfxk me if it doesn't stay I don't know whatsows. But infuess she doesn't ralluly owe me anything on well hope she's doignok
>>34379885Please do not encourage anorexic meltdowns. Not only is it a mean thing to do to another human being, but meltdowns also make the thread more unpleasant.
>>34379887Women don’t date friendless losers.
>>34379869OH MOTHEEEERI CAN FEEEEEELTHE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEEEEEEAAAAAD
>>34379879I do not know who Jill isVery unusual, I invented kittens so such should be impossible, perhaps identity theft or even intellectual property theft. My lawyers are getting involved
>>34379892MOTHERCAN YOU KEEP THEM IN THE DARK FOR LIFE?
Anons what are you going to do this Caturday?
>>34379890"anorexic" but she can still fit in american retail clothing
>>34379893You're not even the original /atoga/ cat poster sillyhead.
>>34379895I'm going hiking, maybe I'll see some bobcats.
>>34379895Working. But it’s really slow today so I’ve mostly been posting here and reading Iran war updates.
>>34379896I never claimed to be underweight I wear XS usually
>>34379893Kittenposger are you glad that the new batch of kittens are arriving in the world
>>34379895Read books.Watch movies.Hopefully practice music (not guaranteed).What about you?
>>34379895I'm going to play cards with a friend. But it's not the friend whose gf plays a cat deck.
>>34379899>Iran war updatesare ya winning
State gender.Do you want to have kids someday?M yes but not right now, I have to unfuck my life first.
>>34379899Why do you have to work a Caturday?
>>34379905MYes if I find the right wife to raise them with
>>34379906Wait a minute it’s Friday still, you’re fucking with my head, but I always work Saturdays.
>>34379905Yeah.
>>34379905yeah but i don't want a relationship and wouldn't put a kid through having me as a single parent even if they released e-wombs or something
>>34379905Myeah but its not happening
>>34379902See if my body will feel up to going to practice in the morning, go to work. Afterwords drink my tea and immediately go back to sleep while listening to my book. It’s an event day tomorrow so my feet will be extra sore.
>>34379908I'll take that as a "no".
>>34379905Purrhaps one kitten. >>34379910I always call it Caturday. Do you work the night shift?
>>34379915I'm working on it
>>34379889Whatd you ask her?
>>34379916Yeah night shift, I usually get out at 4am but it’s looking like I’ll get out early. First shift did.
>>34379914Sorry about your feet. Is it a good tea at least? I've got some vanilla chai over here right now.>but Anon, you shouldn't drink black tea this late in the evening!On a Friday night I can afford to indulge myself.
>>34379901Yes I am very excited! More kittens the merrier. And I hear they patched out the weird furball glitch and over feeding exploits in this batch. Hoping the new skins will be sick
>>34379923Trying lavender for sleepy time.
Yes, no, maybe, I don’t know.CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION
>>34379905F Yes, but only on the condition nobody responds to this with “plap”>>34379899Why? Caturday is the lords day. Shabcat shalom
>>34379927If you get too much sleep then you'll never finish your book. Whatcha reading/listening to?
she said no to me therefore i hate all women
>>34379931Are you Japanese?
>>34379933She didn't even respond to me at all. I forgive her and I love all women.
>>34379931Fine..PLAP PLAP
>>34379883It happens, especially these days. Sorry, bud. I think life can get better.
Male anons I kinda wanna write some music or make a craft, but I also kinda need to do my homework..What do?
>>34379895I don't know.
girls if i'm walking behind you and you turn your head and stick your tongue out at me and make a silly face, is this flirting?
>>34379942Goof off, wait until the last minute to do your homework, that’s when I do all my best work.
>>34379942Homework, first.
>>34379942Work first, play later.
>>34379942do 2 hours of music or crafting and then do your homework
>>34379942Are you comfortably caught up on homework? If so you can relax a bit. It is Friday.
>>34379942>flashes kitty >mentions homeworkyou are not slick
>>34379919What'd you mean what's you ask her. Likeni never said anything way out there r6o scare her ofrr or anything at least I don't think so maybe k was just wierd generally but ki asked her a lot of tbhgns we just talked and shit man. Like she was a little closed off obv I ckjsld see the cracks in her mask but she didn't really owe me anthting that's fjsit how she she was you know a little bit skitirsh a little bit nervowi. If she wanted to hhpld back then she can hold. Back hats her choice you know. But she was nice egij know she was chill flet geuneien even with all that
>>34379935No I’m from the tribe of people who will be eating gefilte fish and crackers next week
>>34379951That's true.
does kittenposter even have a cat
>>34379960Why do incels womenpost?
>>34379948>>34379949You guys sound like my mom :(>>34379951Shockingly im not behind on work, but I have 4 programming projects that need to be worked on. All different languages…>>34379953I’m sorry to have lead you astray please forgive me
>>34379957You’re Jewish? Are you Israeli?
>>34379966>You guys sound like my mom :(If you play first, you're gonna be thinking about the work and not have as much fun. If you work first, you'll be extra motivated to get it done so you can go play, and then the play will be less full of worry. It's simple maths.
>>34379960Yes but I wish to protect his identityHe is a little orange boy I got from the shelter when I was 17, super snuggly wuggly and purry. He likes to be held like a little baby and sniffs everything. I text my mommy for pictures of him every day. He has prevented me from killing myself multiple times because I don’t want him to miss me.He looks like this cat i found on Pinterest
>>34379971Wouldn't it be funny if you're away at college for so long that he forgets you
>>34379973I visit him every month and he always comes for snuggles
>>34379932A thousand splendid suns. Going through picks for English lit classes for the heck of it.>>34379933Who >>34379946Purrhaps. If I recognize you I might hide in the nearest store. Happened when I thought I saw a fren from an old site in [location here].
>match with single momI asked how she's doing. But now I want to tell her that oops I didn't see she was a single mom and unmatch.Should I do this or do I risk getting cancelled.
>>34379979>getting cancelledReally nigga
>ask her out bro what's the worst that could happen
>>34379980Actually I'm more worried about un matching and my messages just not being available. Should I try to wait until I get a response from her?
>>34379981>TSA agentYou'd be defensive too if welfare niggers were asking for your number.
>>34379983My point is she can't do shit. Unmatch and keep looking
>>34379977>A thousand splendid suns.I'll add it to my book backlog, thank you.Have a good tea and a good sleep tonight, please.
I have decided not to ask her out after all after looking her up and learning she isn't the person I thought she was. How should I celebrate my newfound freedom?
>>34379990Crank the 'ol hog
>>34379992Already done.
>>34379990This >>34379992.>>34379993Do it again.
>>34379986Ye but i want her to feel at least a little bad or at least insulted
>>34379994What? That's CRAZY! Okay, okay, doing it again.
>>34379995If she was dumb enough to have a kid with someone who ran off, she's probably got goldfish brain and won't remember what you said to her a few hours later anyway. Just move on.
>>34379997Maybe. I will still try it
My heart is beating so hard rn wtf I'm not even doing anything
I am prepared to do pathetic things for even a crumb of attention and, dare I hope it, affection.I have already made up my mind to humiliate myself for this goal of reaping a reward somehow. Now all I must do is wait for opportunities.
What does kittenposter think about BGC?
>>34380002*Affects*
>>34379896Nta my hip bones wouldn't fit in anything smaller than a zero and I'm tall ish even if I was 30 pounds lighter I wouldn't fit right in kids or asian women's clothing.
>>34379999How much caffeine have you had in the last 12 hours?
Chad gets the IRL anime girlChud gets the dakimakura
>>34379811didn't the UN try to say sex was a human right and people pointed out how retarded that is
>>34380006Oh lol a lot idk it didn't used to affect me this much idk why it's messing with me now
>>34379783I'm comprehending the smell
>>34380011Drink a glass of water and try and relax til it peaks
Use your critical thinking skills guys. Sex is a right in that no one should prevent you from having consensual sex with someone, not that you're entitled to it.
>>34380003What is bgc
>>34380014My guy I am pemaing LEVELS you have NO Idea
>>34380017big green cucumber
>>34380017Big Goblin Cock
>>34380017Big goy cock.
>>34379969Ein sicui.
>>34380017Big Gray Cats
State gender and ageHow fucked up on a scale of 0 to 10 is your life and why?
Woah, you COOKEDBro, you are GOATED
>>34380024what's the scale, like i'm not being sex trafficked or in a warzone so i think it has to cap out about 5 no matter what you know?
Femanons, do you like moidsmell?
They should make a "how to hate women" general to teach men about the dangers of women.
>>34380027Whatever you feel like.
https://youtu.be/cvaIgq5j2Q8?si=vX0DIn8U7Q5M55zshttps://youtu.be/c0mX-5q3mrY?si=B3vkvv5cEz91bpVQhttps://youtu.be/9buluPWlkAA?si=DZGwCowBia-JFsoz
>>34380030That's just the How to Get Women thread.
>>343800241Being too ugly to ever be loved may suck, but at least I'm not unlovable AND friendless AND physically ill AND mentally ill AND poor, so at least I have my middle classhood and my health and my friends going for me.
>>34380036I didn't bother going there since the last thing I want is to get a cunted demon to ruin my life
>>34380030Sounds like some r9k brainrot.
Good luck with the Mercedes guy!
>>34380032probably about a 6 with 10 being worst and me having food and shelter and internet and shit>>34380037wait i have all of the first ones with none of the second, chat am i cooked?
>>34380039It would be sovlfvl since women aren't deserving of love.
why do I have this feeling of impending doom?
>>34380043Nobody is stopping you from going there and staying there.In fact, everybody here would be happy if you went away.But that's also the reason why you are staying, since you are an attention whore.
RAINING BLOOD, FROM A LACERATED SKY
>>34380044Because our ancestors failed the biggest shittest in history.>>34380046I think you're a fucking bitch whose only worth is your cunt and you should shut up.
>>34380044Maybe an anxiety attack rolling up.Watching something comforting on youtube, maybe it can distract you.>>34380041>wait i have all of the first ones with none of the secondMeaning you are pretty and loved, but got no friends and all the other stuff? I am confused.>>34380050You need to think harder.
>>34380029Yes. Don't get me started on huffing crotch.
>>34380044uhh maybe it's the impending doom? dummy
https://youtu.be/Amcpi_Q4vEo?t=138Takumi is literally me, bros. I'm gonna go destroy my engine up in the mountains tonight. I will never trust women ever again.
>>34380051You're either a hole or a leftie (i.e. a negative T homosexual). Either way, you should stay in your goy corner and let the men post.
>>34380051I'll try to watch something nice
is 30 too old to start dating as a woman? i haven't really had sexual or romantic desires until recently
>>34380062The earlier the better. Your kids might end up autistic.
>>34380062(you)
>>34380062What do you think, buddy?
>>34380018Let's bring this down to lower case. It'll be alright.
>>34380024M, 27My life is super fuckedAbsolutely no hope whatsoeverI tried to be sober and nice the past few days. I fucking tried.But everyone hates me lol. What's the fucking point??I'm back on my gang shit lol. Selling drugs and doing robberies I don't fucking care anymore.I need to stop posting here and lock into gang shit.Fuck all of you. I fucking hate normies. I'm locking into gang shit and operating the running so I can make money. Honestly fuck you all.
I just wanna be touched is that too much to ask
>>34377722What makes tattoos on a women a red flag?
>>34380062Nah. You may have dated 1 or 2 people by now if you were born in the past though.
>>34380079*pokes you*
>>34380079If you're going to beg for pity then put effort into it.
>>34380075I don't care about you.
>>34380079
>>343800248 right now, but in a couple weeks when I feel better and everything has calmed down, it'll be a 4.
spicy food is awful why do people eat this?
>>34380024What is the scale?
after speaking with my gf im considering suggesting a trial move-in after the trip because the big problem with our relationship was good visits and the time inbetween being kind of badinb4>ldrshe asked me how i'd feel about it when i last visited and at the time i was thinking too much about my own comfort and said i probably wouldn't like it because of giving up certain things but if the trip goes well i think it might be a viable option
>>34380095Because they disagree with you.
>>34380032Oh, nevermind. >>34380095It gets addictive and feels really good with something cooling like yogurt. Try eating as much spice as you can before taking some yogurt or milk or whatever.
>>34380082Outside of obvious special cases (tramp stamp, ex's name) I wouldn't call tattoos a red flag. I do think some tattoos look dumb - that's more of a personal preference, but I'm not dating someone if I have to look at a dumb-looking tattoo every time I'm out with her.
Walmart was fucking PACKED. I am tired. Many cute girls that I thought about saying something to, but would never actually do it because I'm a bitch.
>>34380095It's an acquired taste.
>>34380100>>34380103>>34380110it just tastes like pain :(
>>34380095Did you know that, people who like spicy food are also likely to be more kinky?
GenderWhats your favorite power ranger?
>>34380113It is. Spiciness is literally nothing other than pain. It's not a specific flavor like salty or sweet, it's just pain.
ladies how hot does a guy have to be for you to see him walking on the sidewalk and yell "you're so hot" from a moving vehicle
>>34380113Exactly. Your brain trains itself to enjoy the pain. Kinda like masochism.
>>34380017Big Greek Cock>>34380048Bleeding its horrorCreating my structureNow I shall REIGN IN BLOOD
>>34380109The Walmart near me is always full of straight up swamp critters, motherfuckers look like they just crawled out of the primordial froth.
>>34380114So you're saying Thai and other SEAs who use a shitton of chili in everything are kinky fucks?I may have found my people...>>34380113>>34380120My chilis definitely have a taste of their own and it's a specific type of hotness that tastes nice.
>>34380114I am kinky but I don't like feeling pain in my mouth >>34380120this guy gets it! it doesn't make the food taste good it just makes you unable to taste anything.>>34380123I am a bit of a masochist but I guess my mouth is very sensitive
Too tired to reply to all those posts should I eat soenjfigj big and then go to sleep I'm so hungry
>>34380128Are you Reviewbrah?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y91oMX0vR-U
>>34380116I always liked yellow for some reason.>>34380128>my mouth is very sensitiveDoesn't matter, with enough exposure your tongue gets used to it.
>>34380125I saw some really cute women. Fuck. I should have said something. I want a gf. >>34380127No. Spickness is literally just pain. Maybe the chilli itself, like the casing or whatever, might have it's own separate flavor. But spiciness isn't a flavor.
>>34380116m and too young to have ever seen that shit
>>34380131no, I will never be this handsome and classy
>>34380116Female. I didn’t watch it but picking yellow or green if offered the toys.
State gender. Why are you ugly? Ew
>>34380142MDoctor dropped me
>>34380142MI’m decently handsome, square jawline, 6ft tall, full head of hair. I feel like I’m a solid 7/10. I could probably be a 8 if I really tried, but I’m too lazy for that.
>>34380066it's a 2% chance vs 1>>34380067>>34380068i'm serious>>34380083if you're not joking then thank you it's been really weird to suddenly want a partner, i'm having a hard time navigating it
>>34380061There you go. :)Astronomy stuff is something I like to watch when I feel weird.>>34380152Has something changed?I am M, but honestly I felt the same as you when I turned 30. I hung out with women before that and had female friends, but somehow a relationship just seemed... not that interesting?
>>34380156astronomy is cool!
>>34380149Every man who doesn't say he's a 5 says he's a 7.
>>34380142I didn't take better care of my teeth and skin and diet and sleep schedule back when it still mattered
>>34380163Say what you want, I’m not posting my face.
oh i love a rainy night
>>34380152No, I meant it.
>>34380161I think so too.Sometimes it can be scary, but often it is very humbling.>>34380163Nta I'm a 6.7.
>>34380130yes, eat
>>34380156>Has something changed?i've been treating my anxiety, i guess, which made it hard to socialize normally?like i wasn't too anxious to go outside or socialize, but i was definitely obsessed with keeping up a certain image. that was a symptom. now that it's fading, i guess i feel more romantically inclined
>>34380152Just like try to date the people you like.
how do i deal with being off-normie? handsome, smart with a hint of retard.
Women, when did your desire for marriage die?
>>34380142i've either got too much nose hair or not enough i haven't nailed it down exactly yet
>>34380175That's good to hear you are doing better, you can be proud to tackle those issues, I'm sure it took a lot to overcome.Were you afraid of others seeing your imperfections?
>>34380173Good idea I'm gonna make one fuckin hell of a sandwich you have no idea bro
android firefox fucked with the menus again just gonna kill myself
If I ever get a gf I’m making her wear one of those ninja suits that Muslim women wear, I can’t have other men looking at her.
>>34380190Sounds like a big "if" then.
>>34380188Suffah phone poster.
>>34380190Lol
>>34380191It’s a huge if, massive. It’s a load bearing “if”.
>>34380171>>34380177i worry that people will see me as broken for being single for so longalso normal stuff like everyone worth dating is taken, idk, though that's less of a concern>>34380185yeah pretty much
>>343801787 inches thick??
>>34380181When our rights were jeopardized
>>34380103>It gets addictive and feels really good with something cooling like yogurt. Try eating as much spice as you can before taking some yogurt or milk or whatever.NTA but I'd honestly just prefer to enjoy some milk and yoghurt by itself
>>34380199You had more babies when you couldn’t even vote.
>>34380196What is your background? It might just come across as sheltered or naive or something and thus kinda cute. Believe it or not a lot OF guys guys actually like girls that haven't dated a lot.
>>34380199What fucking rights are in jeopardy?
My 17 year old won’t stop constantly policing my toddler. Help
>>34380197>>34380199shut the fuck up you dumb bitch
>>34380204Times change. Men and women are people
>>34380205What the fuck do OF guys have to do with this?
>>34380200It makes THE yogurt even tastier.
Hahaha
>>34380208Let it play out
>>34380212OH, sorry, I wrote guys TWICE by accident.
>>34380216She’s mean to him and teases him other times :(
>>34380197yes.
>>34380218Never fuckin had siblings?
>>34380208Make him join the police.
>>34380217No, what does onlyfans have to do with it?
Stress is fucking up my dick, I don’t get horny as often, I don’t get as hard and for as long and sometimes my dick just gives up in the middle of jacking off. What do?
>>34380221Nope. Only child. Can’t you tell
>>34380142FI don't eat enough, I smoke, I don't take care of my teeth like I should.
>>34380212Unless you're A lesbian. Then, I still bet a lot of girls won't care or like it even.
>>34380223I WAS just capitalizing a word at random.
>>34380226Hate this damn larp
>>34380181I never had a huge desire for it I just assumed it was a thing I would do. Died when I was about 26 briefly rekindled last year but it's dead again and it's going to stay that way even if I have to beat it with a shovel.
>>34380226How old are you?
>>3438023545
Who is your favorite classic highbrow gooner artist and why is it Edouard-Henri Avril?
>>34380236Plap
Can’t sleep. Will you tell me the story of your people anons
>>34380218well, stop her, be a parent
>>34380208My real answer is explain what you think the outcome will be to your 17 year old.
>>34380237I don't know what any of those words mean.>>34380246There were wars and some artists.But it's bedtime.
I wish stress was fucking up my dick. Instead it ruins my stomach
>>34380246I don't feel like I really have a "people" anymore. I unironically might be a subculture of netizen ethnically.
>>34380236You’re old enough to be my mom.
>>34380236can I call you mommy?
>>34380246The refuse of Britain came here and fought a few wars with the natives etc. Pretty standard stuff.
I’ll get laid tonight if I talk to this woman right?
>>34380260Gonna get gayed tonight
>>34380167I'm not throwing shade. I'm a straight 5 in all regards.
Women, rate Clavicular on a scale of one to ten in attractiveness. I feel like he’s good looking but women’s tastes are a mystery to me.
>>34380246Well I cannot stand "my people".FarmingWe wuz gothsWe wuz vikangzJesus and feudalism-ishGot raped by bubonic plagueCucked by Denmark for 400 yearsIndependent because Napoleon lost, mmediately ran to Daddy SwedenActually independent, imported a degenerate Danish royalOilChlamydia
>>34379954Maybe she died
>>34380267Hoooolly shiiiit, SHUT THE FUCK UP already about that literal who
>>34380268Netherlands?
>>34380024Which is most fucked up? 10 or 0
Why do women like Valorant?
>>34380029Yes.
>>34380270He runed over a black guy.
>>34380271Norway, chlamydia capital of the world for a few years running.
>>34380274They do?
JBY
>>34380246Even though I am south american, one of the most prominent Hitler esotericists is from my country. He gave rise to the idea of Esoteric Hitlerism.
>>34380278You also win a lot of medals in the winter olympics. An insane amount per capita even.
>>34380121Minimum 7.5
>>34380278Lmao
>>34379875Whyd you relapse
>>34380181When I realized men were using marriage to financially abuse women. So 15.
>>34380283And mongolians dominate horse sports. Whoda thunk it?
>>34380224Have a heart attack while choking yourself and jacking off, obviously.
>>34380279I mean it’s the most popular fps for women. So just more women like it than other shooters.
>>34380267He's gay.
>>34380291Why so mean? :(
>>34380293I liked his interview with Matan where Matan just kept implying he was gay. It legitimately pissed him off.
>>34380269Lol I don't think she died I saw her around from time to time at least I think dok maybe I'm ajif losing my mind she was a charming young lady Away form harm in my baaaabys aaaaarmsQyata lovely little song I like to so much what's your favorite song >>34380287Idk why they deleted my shit the janniws have it out for me apparently they can fuckin suck me sideways clean and good idc if I get banned Fuck it why does abywoej relapse you know. Like ik smoking and drinking and shit is bad for my but idk I guess it helps in the moment sometimes dulls it. I like the smell of cigarettes they remind me of my old man it's very comforting but I'm almost certainly gonna die from cancer or aowmshit if I keep it up
>>34380142FGenetics
>>34380142I don't actually know. I know I'm mid but I cannot pinpoint why. Maybe it's the odd shape of my chin, or my unruly hair.
>>34380297I like matan, he's a professional rage baiter
I reckon there are more pooners here than regular women.
>>34380297But he is gay. He likes men more than women. And he loves pretending to be straight to cuck guys that want to fuck him.
>>34380301If your parents can find each other, than you can find someone as well
>>34380311NTAMy dad was a white trash stoner who worked at a grocery store when he met my mom. He was attractive and I look like him but I can’t get any. He must have had better game than me.
>>34380314Then get better game my brother. What do you want me to say
>>34380315How?
>>34380311 My parents were hot but I was born ugly
>>34380316Look up zherka
>>34380300I don’t know that song
>>34380319>brown manosphere guyPlease tell me this is a joke. Didn’t that guy say he’s a pedophile?
SNEED
>>34380323You can learn or you can stay bitchless, not my problem
>>34380323>brown manosphere guyi feel like at least one of these words is completely redundant
>>34377722>men,ctrl+f "men," gives 35 results, where ideally is from m"men," or "women,"Only 35 questions in a thread of 1764 responses? Let's say max 70?
>>34380325Feed and seed
>>34380330The ratio of men to women here is like 10:1.
>>34380330>state gender>8 more questionsYour investigation was flawed
>>34380335If that.
La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken
>>34380325Formerly chuck's
>>34380300How can you know a girl is special or charming? I never felt that
>>34379852mi don't honestly know. i used to think i wanted children and a family, and i did/do, but there's only one person that actually made that seem worthwhile but she's gone, and now there is only emptiness :/
Moids, did you drink water today?
>>34380346I did.
I just had a thought. I don't think it's unintuitive or original necessarily but I hadn't really consciously considered it before.We often rate people's looks on a scale of 1 to 10, but that doesn't really do it justice. I think the scale is logarithmic/exponential, or at least it definitely is once you get to the high end. I'm thinking about women but it would kind of explain the whole 10% of men have all the sex rhetoric too assuming it's true about men. Like a full 10 isn't 10% hotter than a 9, they're like 2x hotter if not more.
>>34380346i don't deserve hydration
>>34380346Does the water that the ingredients of monster energy are mixed into count?
>>34380345Where’d she go?
man! zoomer girls are BORING millennials are much more fun to talk to, they have better taste in videogames and movies and well pretty much everything
>>34380322Ahhhhh it's rela nice it's a cover that I'm thinking of actually rh vocals are kind of annoying in the original but they nAilsd it here. And I still remember her songs they were quite pretty. You got amy special songs like that make you think of a special ladyBut desu I think km. Losing my emotional connection with music and it scares me you know. Like I don't feel the same way listenkng to it as I did before. Wtf is wrong with me am I burning so hot that I'm torching down eventbktm that's inside am I fucking killing myself and leaving some cold empty shell>>34380344You vibe that shit man you just know. Most people are fake as shit I can't stand them their energy is just all over the place. They start fucking going about this and that and its like shuiiiuuuit the fuuuuuck uuuup bro/sis damn. Women I think in particular are just too damn much aometiwms. But she was different she was fun. Chill
>>34380353away.
>>34380347Good boy.>>34380350Naughty boy.>>34380352You should really have some clear splashy stuff but you drinkied at least.
>>34380346I drank a lot of coffee and now I'm drinking a monster
>>34380355but zoomers are hotter
>>34380355>>34380362Indian?
>>34380357Why?
Both genders:How have the vibes and aura of Super Saiyan 3 Goku never been topped since?
>>34380362yes I am hot but I prefer older women
>>34380344nta, just got here and don't want to read up the chain>how can you know is specialI mean, you talk to her, have a convo. She displays herself in a way the at more special than the other girls or guys you've interacted with, or the way you feel about her feels different than the other people. Like, maybe the girl makes you happier in talking to her than others, like your gf.>charmingCharming is pretty fake, or rather superficial. Technically, it's so vague, but in general it mostly encompasses superficial areas. Like, attractive people are auto more charming, and you're more inclined to talk or listen to them or agree with them. As a human I notice such charm, but I mentally do my best to block these biases or minimize them as best I can. But an innocent person, a hopeful person, a joyful person, a person with a good heart - all of those are charming traits that I look out for, and if a girl is like that I notice and it makes her more special to me
>>34380368dbz SUCKS!
>>34380346yessum
>>34380368Femanons don't like Anime.They prefer Bollywood/Hollywood and rap stuff.I am an M, but I think SSJ2 is peak.
>>34380356I also don't like music much anymore. It's weird. But normal, I think.
>>34380348You may be misconstruing a looks rating with the real-world value of a rating, or the added value of an additional point
>>34380371This but frieren
>>34380374I am literally watching Frieren right now. DBZ is shonen and the characters are ugly I had/have no interest.
>>34380344Think of comparisons:Speaking to a Kate Middleton vs a Billie Ellish.
>>34380378never watched it but I'm assuming it sucks too
>>34380368Because they did primordeal human design. And you guys called aloy from horizon zero dawn ugly.
>>34380368MBecause of the fact that he was hiding it and it's one of the only valid instances of goku smurfing in a way that's interesting to the story with his fight against majin vegetaAlso, somebody hasn't watched Thunderbolt Fantasy.
>>34380383>Also, somebody hasn't watched Thunderbolt FantasyWhat does this have to do with my post?
State gender, what's the most special thing someone ever did for you? What's the most romantic thing someone ever did for you, or did out of love for you?
>>34380382This is how I know you're fake poster. Horizon doesn't have any actual fans, let's be real. Most astroturfed series in existence
>>34380379sis, please.Women watching anime is unicorn tier. It never happened. Tell us your latest Bollywood viewings.
>>34380389She is perfect. who is she?
>>34380388>Horizon doesn't have any actual fans, let's be real. Most astroturfed series in existenceI never claimed the opposite of this. This is evidence as to why that style doesn't appear anymore. You moids boo it.
>>34380388nah, she ain't wrong.But also, most astroturfed series? that goes to expedition 33 and/or pokermenz.
>>34380385You'll have to watch it and find out.
>>34380391I have no opinion on the design of Aloy because I do not care for Horizon. But SSJ3 Goku is peak.
>>34380391They boo a lot of things.Look at them closets lusting for Leon from RE Requiem.
>>34380379>the characters are uglythis is one of the reasons I don't like it, well that and because from what I've seen it's nothing but characters shooting lasers and nukes at each other
>>34380386FI'm kind of drawing a blank. I got a thoughtful handwritten card on my birthday last year.
>>34380394nigga he looks the same as every other character but with long hair
>>34380381nta, I watched it. So FMAB for a while was the highest rating thing on myanimelist (which might not even be popular anymore) for a long time until Frieren topped it. I don't see FMAB as the best, but I understand why it's so highly rated, like good characters, good villains, good world, good plot, and a good ending; it's a solid full story told in like < 70 episodes. So when I watched Frieren, I was surprised in how different it was. Frieren is a good show, and a very soulful one or one with a lot of heart or charm to it. It's a blend of action but also slice-of-life. Do I think this makes it one of the best anime's ever? Eh, but it's still quite good. I would recommend it since it's good and deserves its love, but don't treat it as a "perfect story" or wtv.
>>34380394For me, it's SSJ2 (any character) and Mystic Gohan.
>>34380398one of my fav gifts was a handmade card from someone I liked, that ain't bad.
>>34380393But what does that series have to do with the vibes and aura of SSJ3 Goku not being topped in future Dragon Ball things?>>34380392At least E33 is fun and isn't open world slop. Both Horizon games got culture black holed because the first released right before BotW and the second right before Elden Ring. Two vastly better games.>>34380396>well that and because from what I've seen it's nothing but characters shooting lasers and nukes at each other>"durrr I skipped the cool kung fu shit at the beginning and am just ignoring the kung fu they do later"Ok, opinion discarded.
>>34380401NTA, mystic gohan was good.Apart from Gohan I don't even know how people register SSJ2 as a distinct form. It's more like SSJ 1.5. It's barely it's own form.
Let me see them toes, you piece of shit. I am going to goon on your soles. I am going to fuck your feet. And my semen will drip between your toes and merge with your toe jam! Please do not resist.
>>34380399Filtered>>34380401I do agree that SSJ2 Goku looks really cool.
>>34380403>But what does that series have to do with the vibes and aura of SSJ3 Goku not being topped in future Dragon Ball things?You didn't specify dbz. I just thought you meant in all of anime or in general.Anyway watch Thunderbolt Fantasy.
>>34380400ok to be fair I know nothing about that one, I was just being a dick, what's it about? I mostly watch mecha anime from the 80s and 90s so I barely know anything about modern anime AND before you call me an old man, I'm a zoomer!
>>34380390I saw this pic in an article a long time ago, but another 4channer pointed her out as "Liz Harris".Apparently she is famous?>>34380396LMAO, I mean, you're not wrong... peak ALPHA.>>34380403ah, goal post moving. got it.
>>34380375Idk I don't think tka normal. Like I have a lot of shit going down in sure it contributes to it but like fuck it's not sowmhfigj I can stand to lose you know. Creative outlets and stuff like hthY they're a respite form all the thinking a dn. Logic and bullshit of normal life right it's soenfhgj you can just do and get lost in without really thinking too much about it because really rhrrare no rules in it yorir free to just so whatever let it flow let go. And without sowmhfigj like that to turn to where the fuck am I supposed to go???? Wtf so I do. Like I had all these old songs., memories and shit they made me think and feel wonderful things of times past and now I lowten to it and suddenly it's just a song???? Bro that shit can't be normal. Something is slipping. Do you have shit going on in your life too or nah>>34380344Like a lot of girls rheyr fuckin waaaay out there's rhyer way too girly. They play this shit up act all high energy and I'm. A sucker for a girl who can be silly but they just go fuckin overboard it reeks of perfowmrirviveneas and naivete. I cN not hang around them at length. But she had the right amount you know she was girly and silly but she was moderated refined even idk how to explain i. She hadthat certain frequency . Like a tuning fork
I miss him
>>34380368M I actually think SSJ4 is the coolest
>>34380404Yeah, that's a good point, too.fair.>>34380406niceeeee.png
GenderWhats the best gift the opposite sex could give you?
>>34380407My bad. I thought it was implied. I'll add it to the list, anon.>>34380409How am I goal moving?
Damn, maybe he should have put down the camera https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DCQkJAvrki0
>>34380416Be my loving gf
>>34380407>Thunderbolt FantasyThe style reminds me of Thunderbirds (UK production). I forget what it's called. Stock Motion?
>>34380416>opposite sexSo just like, a man, not my romantic partner?Money I guess.
>>34380420What are you posting?
>>34380410>she was girly and silly but she was moderated refined even idkSo a little masculine?
>>34380425It just says "she killed herself" at the end
>>34380422Yes, but it's hand puppets instead of marionettes.It's incredible. but some people don't give it a chance because it's puppets.
im at this party while this stupid ass people and having mayor social anxiety right now
>>34380410>Something is slipping.I think puberty just made me more emotional and connect to music but now I just don't get hormonal enough
>>34380412begone furry
Why are hispanic men with wide noses and thick cheekbones always rapists, and hispanic men with sharp noses and high cheekbones always respect women and would never rape them? What explains this phrenological difference in criminality among the ethnic Latin man?
>>34380429According to Wikipedia her husband's final pictures of her were her shoes placed next to the window she jumped out of and one of her body on the ground.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seiichi_Furuya
>>34380386FDate me
>>34380416I never got a gift from anyone outside of my family.Man or Woman.But if I had to assume, probably something hand-crafted or knitted. I wouldn't mind a knitted shirt or hat.>>34380430Thanks.
>>34380425Trigger warning: suicide mention
Can someone explain how it makes sense that men have penises with circumference of like 4+ inches?? Thats gigantic I don’t understand?? Shouldn’t a penis be like the thickness of a dollar coin or something? Like this is how thick I think a penis is, am I wrong?
>>34380435Makes sense.
>>34380442They'r more like a pickle or a cucumber
>>34380442That's a small one, girlie pop. You're free to pick those tho.
>>34380442well first...Don't believe self-admissions. 2nd, stop watching porn (lulz), and third, that is not very kitten-related.
>>343804424.5" circumference is supposed to be the average, I don't know why you thought 4" was the max.
>>34380442Nice hands
>>34380425Sex. I am posting sex.>>34380431Your social anxiety will be justified when they gang fuck you. Every one of your holes will be plugged full of the semen of the other people at the party. Those who do not produce semen will force you to eat and finger their pussy's, whether you want it or not. They will force unspeakable sexual and erotical behaviours on you.
>>34380368>How have the vibes and aura of Super Saiyan 3 Goku never been topped since?Ultimate Gohan and SSJ2 Gohan both had infinitely more aura."Fight you? No, I wanna kill you.">>34380388>Horizon doesn't have any actual fans, let's be real.I actually love it. Ironically, I hate the lesbian pairing and ship Aloy with Erend. He's so insanely sweet.>>34380394He's Raditz with blonde hair and a caveman brow. It was less inspired than SSJ2 and that's just adding static around regular SSJ. >>34380401Same. He was my first fictional crush.>>34380420Watching someone die, knowing there is nothing you can do to help them, is traumatic enough. It being someone you love and over a long period of time is even worse.>>34380435Where they come from, their intelligence level, their level of attraction, and their values tend to go hand in hand. There's a reason we look down on Indios and prieto cocolo while glazing Castizos the whiter they look.
>>34380442Dollar coins are like an inch in diameter.Those roman statues gave you some weird expectations huh.
>>34380442This post is very disrespectful to Sacagawea.
>>34380408im zoomer too but I wouldn't have cared either way. It's about the second adventure of a hundreds of years old eff. In her first adventure, she was the mage of her party that includes a healer, a dwarf, and a main swordsman, and in the end they defeated the demon king. After the first adventure, she leaves them only to return decades later when her friends have grown old, whereas she hasn't aged a bit. Soon after, the main hero dies, and she is now full of regret. Why did she leave them for so long? Why didn't she spend more time with them? In her second adventure, she is told that there is a heaven she can travel to see her deceased friend, who loved her dearly. She, the adopted child of the healer, and a swordsmans protege to the dwarf travel back to the demon king's domain where the heaven is supposedly located near. This means she is retracing the steps of her first adventure.You play any fantasy video games? Like Zelda, or Runescape, or any games with npcs with sidequests? Cause it's actually really important to understanding the value of the show, though not really required to enjoy it (it's just a story, anyone can like that). In these games, you can either just do the main story, or you can spend your time doing every sidequest and enjoy all the little bits and nuances of the game. During this second adventure, we see the party partaking in side stories, helping people and doing things they really don't need to. Why? Because it's what Himmel the Hero pushed them to do in their first adventure. It's a story that wants the viewer to appreciate life, and all the little sidequests offered to us. There's also action fights when it isn't a slice of life. It's well animated too.
>>34380416Safety.
>>34380431Why are they stupid?
>>34380442Four inches around is barely bigger than two fingers.
>>34380370How often do you meet women like that?
>>34380452>Gohan fagHe'll never be him.
>>34380426Noooo not really. Like is aid she was plenty girly and stuff but it was kna. A different way. Lieka lok of girls try to pull some fairy princess bullshit but she just idk. She felt more real less like a wcharwcter or some shit maybe even reminded me of myself a little. I feel like she could get stuck in her head sometimes but she didn't seem fragile or whiny or shit like that she kept her wits about her. Soldiered on>>34380433Ah I see it didn't really click for me until later in yl teenage years but idk I don't think anything like that happened to me. Really does it make you not really think on anything nonold memories no people or sights or smells no tear jerkrs. But if it's normal hormonal stuff then fuck I guess that's what it is as long as they're not out of whack or anything. Do you miss it ever how do you feel now
>>34380448Why would they need to be so big?
Do people still use the term 'windbreaker'?It's neat that we used to have jackets that we named like some kind of legendary fantasy weapon.
>>34380442Circumference, not diameter. Aren't you a math major?
>>34380460Because these people won't have sex with me. They've probably fucked everyone BUT me.
>>34380466No, but that sounds like a sick ass fantasy weapon.
>>34380469Right?
Did you find it hot and erotic when your sexual partner confessed about the sexual abuse he had received?
>>34380461I just measured and my fingers can wrap around 6 inches
>>34380471No, I would be disgusted on his behalf and want to unleash every ounce of fury on whoever hurt him
>>34380465to ensure impregnation.and maximum satisfaction (for the woman).
>>34380465How is it "so big"? That's just what size they are. I've heard that the human penis is bigger than other primates so women get more pleasure from sex and want to engage in it.
>>34380416Something with thought put into it. Surprises. The best gift is something you didn't know you wanted, but still enjoyed greatly. A gift like this would require a lot of thought to it, or at least a leap of faith.Wearing lingerie and acting like a whore for me, or giving up her body to me would be a pretty nice gift too. Cliche, but always good.
>>34380467Bitch I said circumference…Dollar coin has around 3 inches in circumference
>>34380473I meant the girth of two fingers. Four inches of girth is tiny.
>>34380466The term breaking wind also means farting, so idk about that.But windbreakers do look cool, they're '80s TV protagonist codedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Ft-mMKzYY
>>34380466I guess I see them being called wind shells or jackets instead but windbreakers are definitely still a thing what even is this question
I am so so so so so sad. But it's not cute, because I"m ugly. People only like ugly people when they are happy.
>>34380478Have you ever actually put anything in your pussy so that'd you'd have an idea of what is "too big"?
>>34380435Pedro Pascal is the obvious counterexample
>>34380474Why wouldn't you want to join them in raping and violating him?
Why are women so abusive?
>>34380484Why, who did Pedro Pascal rape?
>>34380485What the fuck is wrong with you?
Life is fucking hell
>>34380464What is princess bullshit?
>>34380489I have a penis.
>>34380442Take a normal sized banana. Peel the banana. $ inch circumference is like putting that banana in your mouth. Very doable. 4+ inches is like if you didn't peel the banana.Both are bigger than a quarter. Also, hello kitten, there's no kitten in your pic :/
>>34380483I mean, not reallyI bought a vibrator once but it was around the diameter of a coin
>>34380492Forcing men to wear dresses and receive phallic objects up their anuses that will make them have prostate orgasms and cum. It will only be 'non consensual' at first. They will scream and sob and wail. But the forced anal invasion will be good for these men's pelvic floor muscles! THAT is how a woman treats her man like a princess. By abducting him and anally defiling him with dildonic objects.
I miss his banana ? :/
>>34380499You can always crouch down on the floor and give a good suck on MY man banana. Oooh yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g
Did you know I'm going to kill myself soon
>>34380497Well don't freak out if the first guy you fuck is 5.5" girth.
Do you ever worry about homosexuals turning your boyfriend or girlfriend gay by raping him/her? For example do you ever worry about your girlfriend becoming lesbian after some carpet munchers subject her to a surprise lesbian gang bang? Or about your boyfriend going homo after he gets raped by a big hairy violent gay man and it turns him into a man servant?
r/Adulting laughed at my question :(
>>34380502Please don't kill yourself.
>>34380506Yikes.
>>34380462pfff, that's really funny. Cause like, aren't basically most people unique? I find it easy to talk to people, and I enjoy speaking to strangers. And lots of them tend to be different in their own way. at least if you talk to them long enough. If you force me to be a little bit more critical in who I think are special, I'd say that the most special women are the ones that I crushed on/dated. Like, they were super special to me. So, like 5 women. Really good hearts, attractive to me, maybe really amiable or social.
I will have sex in 3 hours. No one will stop me. I’m hot. I’m cool. I’m the shit
Need a snow GF, desu.
There's a grapist on the loose in the community. Isn't there? Not good. I don't want to get graped.
>>34380507Why? I have nothing to look forward to
I have Peyronies Disease. This means there is a band of hardened tissue deep in my penis, feels like a flat curved rock when you feel it through the skin. I have no other symptoms, just the lump, which you can't see, but can feel. It's small.Women, would this bother you?
>>343805095 is a lot
>>34380442damn, you iz horny!
>>34380458that sounds fun but not something I would enjoy honestly,
I'M PLOPPING IN MY PANTSPLOPPING IN MY PANTSPLOPPING IN MY PANTShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btst0VEojP4
>>34380517Story time? How did you break your dick?
Goodbye to sleepI think this staying up is exactly what I need
I hate men they just torture me in my mind
>>34380526I have no idea. One day it just hurt to be erect, the pain lasted for a few days then went away, and then a couple weeks later the lump appeared.
Women are wearing sandals in public again this time of year and it's very hard for me not to reach my hand down my pants and goon in public places at the sight of all those soles and all that toe.
>>34380517give us a Paint drawing of the curve. Which direction is it, up down, left, right?
>>34380506r is a piece of shit forum.I hope everyone that uses it regular gets ebola and aids.Fuck them all (and not in the good way). Excluding you though, Anon.
>>34380464What are you drinking
>>34380531It's not curved at all, but I'm worried it could become curved one day. As of now there are no symptoms besides the lump
>>34380528Same for me, except for women. I'm so fucking confused and I don't know what to do. What are men doing to you?
>>34380520Maybe
>>34380442You have really cute nails
>>34380506what was the question
>>34380492I explained it didn't I. Way too high energy way too over the top with their bubbliness and cuteness like they're overplaying it. Superficial naive neurotic worried about the wrong things. They have this way of speaking and typing that just grinds away at my patience lieka fuckin belt sander. Too dependant does waaaaay too much acts way too into me to try and keep my attention and then k have to constantly worry about her fuckin ew man. I don't want some clingy dancing princess who prances around with nothing but childish thoughts and fantasies in her head and is afraid of everything but the things she's supposed to be afraid of fuck outta here. Idk how to explain it but a lot of chicks just run me the wrong wha. And she didn't come off like that.I think I'm.gomma go to sleep soon I'm tired>>34380534Vodka absult I like it it's cheap but it's got a little fruity twinge. I had it with some San Pellegrino. I'm out though should I buy more tomorrow or try to stop again
>>34380537scenario in picrel would never happen.Because normie convention states that men always leave 1-2 spaces between one another.Thank God!
>>34380366million different answers i could give, but i think i could sum them all up by saying that, sometimes, people simply aren't meant to be together. nothing more to it, nothing less
>>34380431i just left running from there let me tell the full story
>>34380541If I see another guy at the urinal I go up and use the one right next to him while striking up a conversation. It's called networking and it's how I make a smooth $18,000 a year.
>>34377886Thanks chef
>>34380544alright then, I'll do a 360 and walk away.
>>34380465>needit makes a girl feel nice I guessthere was a table graph that showed what women rated, and it was like women prefer at least 5 in circumference
>>34380465kittenposter that isn't big, it's average quite literally!! what seems big about it?
Femanons, how often are you naked?
>>34380544based i hope you give him a firm handshake afterward
>>34380549She's just stealth bragging about having a tight pussy.
Women, please list the music you listen to, the stuff you like in general and the stuff you're listening to currently
>>34380552Must be pink, too.
Gonna go see Apocalypse Now on the big screen tonight.
Faggot simps
>>34380554It actually turned gray since it's so dusty from lack of use.
>Faggot simps
>>34380558Watch Hearts of Darkness after.
Women, if you had the option of being taken from the front and the back by two handsome guys, would you do it? Would if help if they were both handsome and bi
>>34380553https://www.youtube.com/live/PIUMeSGQNJU
Most of the MK Ultra guys get programmed to commit atrocities, but my primary directive is to just continually shit up this thread.
>>34380553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTLnlkrCK8c
>>34380567Same*brofist*
Most of the MK Ultra guys get programmed to commit atrocities, but my primary directive is to just continually embarrass myself in front of women.
>>34380572I like this pasta.*relaxing into the thread*
I am at the bar. Alone
My roommate isnt here what do I do
>>34380574Which bar
I decided to watch ER and they've got a retarded guy named Patrick who does the "no this is Patrick" bit from Spongebob so closely that I'm convinced the Spongebob writers did it as a reference.
>>34380574*pulls up a chair*Hey cutie, you look like you could use some company?*ignores your reply and stares into your eyes*Do you like playing trading card games?*sweats and twitches nervously*
>>34380575Schlick to me>>34380577A bar with some heterosexuals and some homosexuals. I hope I’m hot enough for a heterosexual female to strike up a conversation with me
>>34380510if you're a woman, your value means very little
>>34380575Diddle yourself.
>>34380575>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MzKX0ASS3IWhy do you need them? To fuck? Did yall have plans?
>>34380565It's a fantasy I have, but realistically I'd never do it. I'd prefer that they're straight so I'm the center of their attention in this hypothetical.
>>34380581Dude, buy them a drink and strike up a convo with them, don't wait for them to come to you, wth.
>>34380585Dang... youz a bad, bad bunny.
>>34380587Cringe
>>34380565Tried that once, I'm good don't need to do it again
>>34380585What's the max number of dudes you'd go for in the bedroom?
>>34380575triangulating coordinates
>>34380565No
>>34380586Counter point. No. Women be scary
>>34380594what if it was TWO Charlies.And not Bi at all.
>>34380586Do I just say>bartender buy that woman X drinkOr do I say ask her what she wants? Idk how to do this stuff
>>34380590Storytime?
>>34380589Yeah, lmao.It really be.
>>34380575fall in the forest and make no sound
>>34380575pet your kitty :)
>>34380540>acts way too into me to try and keep my attention and then k have to constantly worry about herHaha, are you avoidant?
you think the music in sonic games is what causes autism?
>>34380598Meh. There's not much of a story. Some guy I met online and his roommate. Was underwhelming.
>>34380597Well, I only know how to be myself, so I can't exactly carry you. But I like doing fun things, being around fun people, trying to promote fun. First off, know what drinks they got at the bar. Women like mixes of stuff. They tend to like simple tequila, not any hard whisky. If they offer cocktails, know them as your options.Try to guess what sort of drink she'd like. Approach her and speak with confidence in yourself. Speak as if you're talking to a familiar comforting person>"Okay, tell me how right or wrong I am. You seem like you'd be the person who'd like a _____"Or have two drinks on hand. >Hey, so I got two drinks and I think I might need some help. Care to lend a hand?Be playful. Be fun. Be the best version of yourself. Care about what she has to offer, what she has to say.
>>34380609What do you mean?They both lacked... skill? size? got tired too easily? What were you thinking while it was going on? Did you feel tempted to just say "nah, this ain't it" and up and leave?Are you white?
>>34380542Ok
>>34380609Idk, give the deets, gotta give more detail than that
>>34380540>And she didn't come off like that.how does one do that
>>34380607it's possiblehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2md3a7BuLI
>>34380607Are you that Latina that hates Sonic?
>>34380618I can feel the autism getting worse>>34380619no I love sonic actually
>>34380622lol, I just remember one really late night conversation (EST) where a Latina Femanon said something about... "they" like Sonic and worship gays, or something, hahaha.
>>34380595No they're not, they're pretty and nice and warm
>>34380628wow that's rude, I don't worship gays!
>>34380606No lol the fuck? I never said I avoid them I just said I'm put off by their immaturity and naivete. I guess I'm shit at explaining things but I think and feel what I think and feel and a lot of people just don't hit me right.>>34380616No idea. That's just how some people are. I feel like a lot of girls try to be or lean into something but the only thing she was being was herself. And I liked that about her. I wonder what she thinks of me or if she does at all.
>>34380596Then ok.
>>34380622what do you think of the official sonic x miku collabhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKhnqH_PHac
>>34380633GOT EM! (her)>>34380630jajaja
State gender, what sort of anime's do you like to watch?
drank a chinese pepsi, can feel my colon trying to make a down payment
>>34380634I didn't know about this, I'm not up to date with sonic sadly :( but it's pretty cool
Men who have actually had dates, how did you get over the constant rejection, failure, and pain that comes with making yourself vulnerable over and over and over?
>>34380612Teamwork issue? The combination was not greater than the sum of it's parts it was more work for not really any extra reward. And no that would have been even more weird than the situation already was.Yeah.
>>34380639what made it chinese
>>34380637Mmech anime (gundam, armored trooper votoms etc.) but I usually prefer to read manga
>>34380637MI used to watch anime, but then college (crap) got in the way, and ever since, I just stopped watching it. I don't have a problem with it, but I just don't really have the time or desire at the moment.I mostly vidya now.I think the last anime I watched was Gundam Ironblood or something? Too lazy to look it up.
>>34380641FI’ve dealt with the failures by developing a crippling addiction
>>34380645it is pomello and bamboo flavored, has chinese text written all over it
>>34380640what was the last game you played?
>>34380631Oh I get that, I wasn’t trying to insult you, sorry, but it’s interesting that you know so many annoying women
>>34380642Damn... so you took it like a champ, literally.Well, at least you made their nights, lol.
>>34380641If they didn't like you in that way, what makes you think you would've liked them back? Suppose you were forced into marriage. Would you really be happy in a relationship where they don't like you in the same way? If everyone deserves love, don't they also deserve to be loved properly? I'm far too proud to be with someone who wants to settle for me (most people actually don't wanna be settled for). If they reject you, it was probably for good reason on your end too.If you are to get judgement, judge yourself more than others would you. Be critical, self improve, and be confident in yourself.
>>34380611>Hey, so I got two drinks and I think I might need some help. Care to lend a hand?and other easy pickup lines to make you sound like a rapist
>>34380631how do you know if someone’s being genuine or not though,?
>>34380649Try Indian.
>>34380597This >>34380656 is very true, actually. I guess it only worked for me cause we were young. Do listen to that OP
>>34380631I haven't been following this thread because I couldn't understand your drunk typing, but now that I'm reading it I feel eerily similar about a girl and I'm going to reach out to her tomorrow because of you, and if she ignores me or says no so be it.
>>34380636Yup, you got me correctly.
do you really need a pick-up linemaybe a girl would find it refreshing if you just said>hey, lets dialogue, next drink's on me
>>34380651it was sonic lost world on 3ds
>>34380672play mania
>>34380652Oh it's all good, it's just more common in my age range/location>>34380658You just know. Idk how to explain it but you talk to them and you just know. I knew she probably fudged some little details and curated herself like we all do but I didn't take her for a liar or a poser. At the end of the day it was her person and personality i was talking to and that's what I saw. It'd be hard to keep a charade for that long. Or maybe I'm just retarded lol.
>>34380648What about the really bad ones, where you really wanted something that just wasn't there? How do you get over those?>>34380654That's what I went into dating thinking, but the repeated failures really wore me out. I have no problem being myself, and I'm happy with the person I am (my life is pretty good otherwise), but it feels like nobody else wants me. I never dated until fairly recently, and I feel like I was a lot happier before I even bothered trying.
>>34380676I keep forgetting about that game (blasphemy i know!)
>>34380671Why is this stranger talking to me like we are friends
>>34380641It’s not constant. And most of it is just vibes and timing. Being vulnerable isn’t that big of a deal.
>>34380641imagine tuxedo pepe in your head
>>34380565No, too much male stuff
>>34380682because he is friendly and doesn't like to drink alone
>>34380690It was rhetorical I’ve moved on
>>34380693yeah, i suppose women are good at that, aren't they?*shot*
>>34380668What girl, a friend, an acquaintance? How long have you known her.
>>34380346M, I'm drinking water rn because I just woke up on the sofa at some foid's house at 6am, I have no idea how I got here or what happened last night, completely blacked out, "one beer" ahh, don't drink kids, I fucking hate myself and life, I should've stayed home, gonna go home and sleep all weekend, I fucking hate normies>image limit reachedHoly fuck just make a new thread you lazy cunts
>>34380681it's ok, the spring steam sale just ended so now you can buy it at full price as god intended
>>34380671>maybe a girl would find it refreshingNo it has to be natural, people want natural feeling interactions. Something too jarring will put them off.
>>34380680Damn man, that sucks. Sorry bout that. Just keep at it, you'll get your win eventually. Just keep that confidence.
>>34380701meh. what interaction in a bar feels natural? this is why i avoid people :|
>>34380567You're a sleeper agent
>>34377726>Put a baby in me!
>>34380696>Holy fuck just make a new thread you lazy cuntscheck the catalog.
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>>34380695I don't really know what she is to me. I met her last year, we dated and we in touch for a bit but it faded out. The distance didn't help. I wanted more, but the last time I reached out it didn't seem like she cared, just left things open ended and said she wanted to meet up again but didn't seem enthusiastic about it.
>>34380442Would
So do you guys think Kittenposter is fucking her roommate rn?
>>34380717No doubt
is it possible to be 6'4 and still a sub3
>>34377722Question:So a girl offering her Fb instead of a phone number is a clear sign it's not going anywhere. Why though? With Fb you're giving up your full name and you can block a phone number easily
>>34380035I postironically listen to shit like this as a guy (male).
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