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Is it a bad idea to kiss and eat out a hooker? I really want to experience this at least once in my life, but I don't want to die from some kind of super-aids. I'm 33 years old, so it's highly unlikely it would happen without paying for it.
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>>34379591
Idk man, there’s always a risk. But I think the question you’re asking is not the question you’re really asking. Ask your question.
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>>34379591
Terrible idea, and it’s no where near too late for you to get that naturally. You should find a way to practice your socializing and improve your personal style. Improv classes might be a good place to start, as they help you get used to interacting spontaneously with people, and help you get out of your shell. For style find someone who looks good and shares a body type with you and then copy them. Celebrities or influencers are a decent place to copycat.

Happy hunting. Don’t kiss a hooker.
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Don't kiss or eat them out.Those are intimate actions that should be reserved for a gf/wife. You will get addicted to hookers if you start confusing your sexual encounters with them with romantic encounters. Only ever pump and dump prozzies.
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>>34379654
>You should find a way to practice your socializing and improve your personal style
I don't know, I've tried to socialize more in the last few years, but I just can't figure out how to talk with people.

>>34379680
>Don't kiss or eat them out.Those are intimate actions that should be reserved for a gf/wife.
Even if I'm unable to get a gf/wife? The addiction part is a good point, I'm not sure how would I handle it.
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>>34379591
just fucking do it you only live once if you care about std's you could use a dental dam for eating her out. or ask for test results
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>>34379591
I eat out the hooker I see and frankly I like it more than the sex, go for it
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>>34379591
Possible outcomes:
A) you feel more lonely and empty inside
B) you mistake sex for intimacy and become a pathetic simp
C) super-aids
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>>34380321
It's been good for me. I've developed no delusions that she's into me, I've been able to get at least reasonably decent feedback with no expectation to perform, and it's made approaching and talking to women irl infinitely easier. I've been able to get through dates without being a complete fucking nervous wreck which was not the case before.
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>>34379701
Try improv classes, volunteering at ESL or whatever your native language equivalent is also a good entry point, as they have a hard time making more than basic conversation and the topics and discussion questions are provided for you, so you just have to answer what is on the sheet and help/correct their pronunciation. An example from a recent class I volunteered at was “What does your family do to celebrate Easter?”, or “Does your country celebrate April Fools Day. Have you ever played a prank?” Shits super easy, is literally a straight forward question and answer, and it gets you comfortable talking to strangers who are just happy to be talking to a native speaker who patiently helps them. Been doing it for several years now and it’s worked wonders for my ability to socialize as I was a rather shy and awkward autist beforehand. Give it a go, you might even get asked out by someone from there, as I’ve been asked a few times by women from the program I volunteer at.
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>>34379591
high end escort that offers girlfriend experience will be your safe bet
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>>34379591
Oh I didn't read the whole thing
it's safe, you won't get AIDS, if you're too paranoid about it you can always take prep before doing it, but I consider it overkill
high end escort who offers gf experience is your safest bet and the most pleasant time you'll have doing this
but also as most people say do this with the same mindset you'll have if you go to a roller coaster or you pretend you're going to buy an expensive car and they let you ride it for a spin.
do it for fun, do it for the thrill of the moment, don't plan anything or delude yourself into anything but enjoy
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>>34379591
why dont you just go to philippines and fuck a virgin girl for free?
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My condom broke twice with a prostitute in Thailand and we French kissed a lot. Didn’t get anything. My advice is to go to Asia to find cleaner women who aren’t all like: YO YO I LOVE BBC
That’s where aids come from
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>>34379591
You can't catch AIDS from kissing or cunnilingus. But you might get herpes.
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>>34380660
>as I’ve been asked a few times by women from the program I volunteer at.
Sadly I'm not attractive enough for that.
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thats how you get the herp
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>>34380866
might? its sure fucking way
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>>34380786
you cant get aids from straight sex
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I only see GFE style escorts. They cost more but they are very clean and you have oral both ways and everything is bare accept the penis-in-vagina part. But even a couple of my regulars let me fuck them without a condom. I was really into it for like 5 years. Spent a lot of money. Never caught anything. But these were young white escorts with references, not street walkers. Two of the really beautiful young ones I used to eat them out from behind and tongue their asshole too. They loved it.
I still think about you Niki and Peyton and Tina.
Now I have a sugarbaby. She's 22 and I fill her full of cum whenever I want in exchange for her monthly rent.
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>>34379591
Do it. Embrace the degeneracy.
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>>34380660
>ESL language teacher
That's actually a good idea and the first time I have heard that suggested.
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>>34379591
I do it all the time, it's nice.

>>34380298
this

That being said, you should also work on your "normal" dating skills. Get a shower, eat well, do exercise and learn to talk to girls.

I think is good to have a mix of both girls that are into you and you don't pay them, regular lovely hookers with gf experience (even dates if you're unhinged like myself), hookers with good sex skills and one night stands / new hookers that can later become plates. Just treat them always with respect, love and care.

>>34380665
Jesus fucking christ, this is the worst advice ever. Just because it's expensive it doesn't mean she doesn't have STDs. Do you even monger?

And btw herpes is not a big of a deal. Just get some Aciclovir fast. Or better yet, get some of those preventive antibiotics if you are really afraid (I wouldn't)

t. 34 yo degenarate
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>>34379591
>Is it a bad idea to...
>...hooker
Yes. Do not do anything with a hooker.



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