>come to a new workplace>after a while people directly ask or deduce that i'm single>otherwise be secretive about my love life (non-existent, virgin, never had a gf)>they don't ask it outright but i can sense they assume i'm gay (very indirect questions or references, gay jokes probably encouraging me to open up and come out of the closet etc.)>change work>the cycle repeatsHow do I stop this? I saw myself on some photos from some events and my facial features, my hair, my body language and my facial expressions are so... soft, that I don't blame that some assume dis nigga fruity... but why all of them?! It doesn't help that I'm a frail thin lanky twink though.
>>34380158maybe stop dressing in a skirt
>>34380159I actually wear what's comfortable and have little to no sense of fashion, usually a t-shirt and jeans. And real homosexuals don't like men in skirts because it's women's clothing, only mentally lel fetishmaxxed agpcels do.
Photoshop yourself with another woman or ask AI to edit your photo and add a made-up woman that you are holding in that photo, and set it as your phone's background pic. Occasionally drop "muh gf". That easy. No one will prod you for extra info on your personal life with your gf.
>>34380158have you tried sexually harassing female co workers?
Play a tinder sound effect when everyone is around they will think “oh it’s not Grindr” this will at the very least assume you’re a top (not gay) and you’re not some feral homo who’s pecker smelllin like butt wax and their mother is devastated
>>34380777Checked and fired by HRfoids after being reported for sexual harassment whilst not being Chad
>>34380158You're probably soft mannered and attractive, there people find it weird that you dont talk about your relationships.
>>34380158Have you tried not being a faggot?
>>34380775I'm terrible at lying, it would be even worse if they found out my gf is non-existent.>>34380777No... I would be even too scared to touch a person I actually liked>>34380779I don't think Tinder has a custom notification sound. Besides that, you can be gay on tinder.>>34381032I'm 6/10 based on that site where strangers rate your attractiveness anonymously. I forgot how it's called.>>34381049Yeah, it's pretty easy, you should try it sometime.
I'm 35 and when I was 15 I was fighting a lot of confusion because I thought nearly half my classmates were homos because of the effeminate speech and body language, but they all had girlfriends. I'm still suspicious and maybe it was the emo fad, but I still think a solid chunk, numales, are highly feminized. Nowadays I notice all zoomies talk as if brain damaged, they probably are, but their humor is exceptionally homoerotic.Hope that clears that up.
>>34380158Just ignore them, it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario. If they cross a line, report them to HR
>>34380176You're not dressed up for impressing women. You don't already have a woman to influence what you wear. Logically you're fully dedicated to men.
>>34382390Logically, he wears whats comfortable. You're drawing conclusions.
>>34382379It sounds like that gay social hierarchy game wagies play in the workplace where they will do anything, including just making things up, if it lowers your social status
The real power move here is to say "yeah I'm gay". Bam. Protected class. Bonus points for "I'm also autistic and 1/4 black." Untouchable. But then you'll have to deflect all the homos who will try to hit on you. Deflect enough of those and they'll start doubting your gayness.
>>34380158Have you tried being actually gay?
