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First for my fellow manons we're all gonna make it
>>34380711Positive progress report from all men, please.
>>34380718I've gotten this much closer to not caring about anything so I can end it all. Hooray for progress!
>>34380718I got a haircut
>>34380720It’s not positive
>>34380723It's a step towards my goals.
>>34380718considering shaving and having a shower today
>>34380722What kind?
>>34380725At least shower, please. Remember behind the ears
>>34380711M or FIs not drinking alcohol a red flag?
>>34380728you're not my mom, probably
>>34380729FNo. I don’t drink.
>>34380729M. Not unless it's because they're a religious kook.
>>34380726Short on the sides, medium on the top. I might try to style it
>>34380729No.
>>34380729MNo
>>34380729>>34380731How do you even meet people if you don't drink?
>>34380729MGreen flag I don't like seeing people I respect buzzed/drunk
>>34380718i played a game w my friends and lifted weights and made a nice bowl of pasta and rode my bike today
>>34380736Through school, work, hobbies, being social
>>34380718MAbout to lose my job, about to embarrass myself in front of a woman (again), about to go watch a killer sunrise out in the desert
>>34380718nothing here to report, life has been dull and directionless. oh, i learned i might have some kind of diagnosis on the schizophrenia spectrum, that's kind of fun except apparently the negative symptoms are famously hard to treat, so it is looking like life is gonna be dull for a very long time, sigh
>>34380741>about to go watch a killer sunrise out in the desertThat's sick
>>34380741Remember sunscreen
I want to meet a guy who will let me turn my brain off and never face hardship ever again
>>34380743I will report back and let /atoga/ know how sick it was.>>34380745Good call, almost forgot because last time I did this trail it was freezing cold and windy and I was wearing a few layers.
>>34380718I cut off my dickhttps://youtu.be/IR8IwaQiM_A
>>34380749Sounds exciting, never hiked
>>34380748life is only ever hardship anon, you'd go insane living like that. people only find meaning in going from worse to better times
>>34380753I'm tried of things getting worse, I hate it, it's gotten to the point where even minor setbacks make me wish I was dead. It's too much.
>>34380748This is every straight woman's goal, no matter how much they try to stuff it deep down. Women's brains atrophy because they learn they can make men do all the difficult things in their lives for them.
>>34380748Didn't women scream for years about wanting to work?
>>34380748If you got what you wanted then you would complain about getting what you wanted.
>>34380758I want to work, not be forced to work or not work
>>34380729MI prefer it, I really don't like being around people that drink. It seems like a lot of people aren't drinkers these days actually.
>>34380760That's what equality is for women>I want equality but only the good bits and only when i feel like it and I should be able to opt out whenever I feel like
>>34380758That’s not how that work, but please write more about it
>>34380755you're preaching to the choir, this chapter of my life has been the worst mentally by far. but it's never really too much, is it? it feels that way in the moment, but damn it all things keep getting worse, and i wake up despite it. the capacity for suffering is endless, it seems. but i refuse to give in because fuck that, fuck that backwards and sideways. what's your situation?
>>34380764You can have better work conditions and equality
Fuck cocks, they're everything that's wrong with the world
>>34380718Over [redacted] net worth as of a month ago
>>34380771$2?
>>34380729MaleNo, not at all.Insecurity over not drinking is way more of a red flag.
>>34380769what's wrong with them?
>>34380769
Here you go, moids.
>>34380778Now we need 20 questions to ask your girlfriend
>>34380778I've seen how you treated Ohio. I would never trust you with even an ounce of vulnerability.
>>34380778I actually really hate when bitches can't use their own brain and have to Google questions to ask. This is peak pickme shit behaviour and it's obvious to everyone, because you never used those words before.
>>34380780she's only going to lie anyway
>>34380784Incel bitch tears
caranons, are you a garagechad or an environmental decaycel?
>>34380711M or FHas your bf/gf ever met someone you've fucked?If so how did it go?
>>34380789f, nah
>>34380780>>34380781>>34380782Well I tried to strike up conversation. Oh well.
>>34380789FI’m virgin, maybe I’ll meet someone he fucked? I don’t think o care
>>34380789MNo. She's met one or two girls I had first dates with, but that's it.
>>34380793Hello, how old are you? COuntry?
>>34380796Hi. 23 Japan
>>34380788What is this language?
This fucking larp again
>>34380778>Do you consider yourself happy?overall, yes>Do you prefer fancy or casual date nights?casual>Why did your last relationship end?mental illness >What do you look for in a friend?that they don't take me acting mentally ill personal>What’s your love language?acts of service>What did you like most about me when we first met?your kindness>What’s your favorite holiday?I don't like holidays >What’s your favorite thing about our relationship?that we can just be ourselves >What do I do that makes you laugh?show me dumb memes>What actor would play you in that movie?brittany murphy>What does your ideal date night look like?rotting in bed together >What song could you listen to on repeat forever?marble halls>What’s your most embarrassing moment?no idea>Do you like getting spicy texts?absolutely not>What’s your biggest pet peeve?people not doing their job and making my life unnecessarily harder because of it >Who’s your favorite person in your life?having one favorite person is weird as fuck>Do you see yourself getting married one day?yeah>Do you trust me?yeah>What’s a hobby you think we should try together?hiking >Do you envision yourself having kids?yeah
>>34380799bitch please
>>34380778MIdk how anyone could be in a relationship and not know these things.
>>34380800Are you not checking out of society at an alarming rate?
i'm checking out of society at an alarming rate
I'm checking you out at an alarming rate
>>34380798Bootiful, can send bobs to me please?
>>34380807I'm checking out at the self checkout at an alarming rate ( I stole things)
>>34380808hey that's actually pretty good, almost made me male-blush
>>34380758I want the option not to have to. I should be eating more fruit and doing crafts fuck this industrial revolution bullshit I would literally rather weave baskets and potentially die of something easily treatable with antibiotics.
>>34380814sorry, no refunds. now if you will excuse me, i am late for my flight to tel aviv
>>34380801Hey, that's pretty good.
>>34380815>not having a private jet that waits for you 24/7haha schmuck
>>34380809Be nice, anon
shakespeare was right about the jews
>>34380817now now, wouldn't want to be antisemitic, would we? oh what's that over there? your favorite, blacked porn, how exciting
>>34380820you'd make an awful jew
>>34380798Where are the white virgins :/
>>34380789F. So far I've managed to prevent that from ever happening but I was actually friends with my 1st ex's ex before I dated him and met 2 my most recent ex fucked.
>>34380821now THIS anon knows how to flirt with me
>>34380822sitting in your chair wearing your underwear
>>34380822at day care
foids, could you ever respect a man if he used those paper straws?
>>34380824thanks, I learned the art of seduction (pronounced manipulation) from my top secret rabbi that I will never tell you the name of because I don't want anyone else to know what he taught me
>>34380822Jeets' obsession with while girls will never not be creepy
>>34380827That’s a guy thing. We don’t care
>>34380827no, chads order politically incorrect plastic straws from alibaba by the shipping container and then use them for crafts because they have so many one time one if them built a synagogue out of of just plastic straws and hot glue, it was peak
>>34380828i shudder to think what jobs mossad has assigned to you. i'm sure it tries to weigh heavily on your mind, but not as heavily as the sheckles in your pockets eh?
>>34380827Yes. That's nice.
>>34380825>I'm not a virgin, I just think virgin girls are special and wish there were more of them in Europe. I wish to taste her untouched flower.
>>34380835*udderone of them is to talk to you
>>34380839well you're in luck. and what is it you'd like to say to your target?
>>34380822>not here
>>34380840the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
>>34380842not since the days of cain has there ever been so much pain having to retain this information about spain. rain, you say? consider me slain, for i no longer deign to accept this vain attempt at housing such a stain. propane
>>34380716No, we aren't >>34380729MYes, sober people are irritating. Men don't get to have red flags, idiot. Why ask us?>>34380778>Do you consider yourself happy?No>Do you prefer fancy or casual date nights?casual>Why did your last relationship end?She cheated >What do you look for in a friend?Fun, reliability >What’s your love language?Physical touch>What did you like most about me when we first met?your availability >What’s your favorite holiday?None>What’s your favorite thing about our relationship?Not applicable >What do I do that makes you laugh?Not applicable >What actor would play you in that movie?Some washed up hack>What does your ideal date night look like?Drinks, fuck >What song could you listen to on repeat forever?None>What’s your most embarrassing moment?Getting arrested >Do you like getting spicy texts?Yes>What’s your biggest pet peeve?Old people >Who’s your favorite person in your life?Nobody, I've recently picked off everyone I knew>Do you see yourself getting married one day?Not anymore, women have deemed me unwanted>Do you trust me?No, you'll cheat or leave >What’s a hobby you think we should try together?None. >Do you envision yourself having kids?I am too old and mentally ill for that shit. It seems nice to raise a family. I missed that.
>>34380711M or FAre you worried about HPV and HSV?Do you have them?
>>34380848mno, i am not, i don't ever leave my house
>>34380848I'm worried about HTML and AOL
>>34380848MI have HPV but I think it's the nothingburger one
>>34380848MMy test results were clean. I don't care what happens to my health anymore. No need to.
>>34380844profane
>>34380855and profane accessories
>>34380718Rejected from engineering school despite good grades over the last 3 semesters, my shitty overall academic history is probably too shitty
>>34380788FI keep two of my cars and my motorcycle in the garage. I keep my truck in the driveway. And my wife prefers to park in the driveway. Provided you maintain them and have a stronger clear coat than factory, the environment shouldn't damage your cars.>>34380819>shakespeare was right about the jewsShakespeare was the ultimate chud. Also, I've got nightmares from high school, having to write poems in iambic pentameter.>>34380827>foids, could you ever respect a man if he used those paper straws?I can't respect someone who thinks their masculinity, self-respect, and perception of reputation are dependent on what materials their straws are. "Yet eyes this cunning want to grace their art,They draw but what they see, know not the heart.">>34380848>Are you worried about HPV and HSV?Very much so, especially due to my proclivities. >Do you have them?Luckily, no. I'm vaccinated.
>>34380860>having to write poems in iambic pentameter.that nigga cheated, he just made up half his words
>>34380860Merely skill issue to struggle with verse,Compared to your peers you'd hardly do worse.
women, can you give me some conversation tips? like what am I supposed to talk about with women?
>>34380718>Positive progress report I'm going backpacking and have given up completely on dating, women and relationships altogether.
>>34380864Senator Armstrong memes
>>34380864stupid tattoo ideas
Was supposed to sleep before work but got pulled into some dumb argument online and now im wasting sleep.Should i jork it and go back to sleep for the 2.5 hours i have before alarm signal
>>34380864is this ragebait?
moids would you date a girl whose parents were strongly opposed to your relationship and causing drama all the time
>>34380871No I wouldn't want to get between her and he family
>>34380871She wouldn't date me. She would surrender to her parents and do whatever it takes to keep them happy, like she always does.
>>34380870no, why would it be ragebait?
>>34380871yes
>>34380871yeah sounds hot and it'd probably make her horny
>>34380871yes I think it would be funny
>>34380871Did so. It was fucking terrible. They actively sabotage from inside. If a woman is too selfish too draw boundaries with a family, she will also text her ex back when he sends manipulative shit. It's the woman's fault for not cutting her family off.I'd rather die alone than take that shit ever again. >>34380873 is correct.
>>34380871You don't care about the replies.
montagueoids, would you date a capulet?
>>34380881Taylor Swift on 4chan confirmed
>>34380882sorry i do not get pop culture references more recent than the renaissance
>>34380874because it sounds like a question only asked to waste people's time since it depends 100% on who you're talking to so it sounds like someone trying to bait by claiming women are all the same person or trying to get people to effortpost about an unanswerable question
>>34380871yes but she would have to accept that i will fuck around with her family a LOT because i find a lot of joy in needling people.
>>34380884He just wanted conversation prompts, dumb fuck.
>>34380871Depends on their reasons and how she handled it. Temporarily, maybe, but I wouldn't put up with it indefinitely.>>34380873is a big concern.
>>34380838kys degenerate
>>34380848MaleNo, not at all. I'm still annoyed that my mom forced me to get vaccinated when I was a teenager. There was zero risk to begin with.
women, please stop trying to sissify me, it's weird
>>34380884All answers "depend" on some shit you fucking idiot just answer or don't
>>34380880it was a yes or no question?
>>34380890Nohttps://youtu.be/LArJnOmhbcQ
>>34380892Shut up.
The amount of pretty young Russian girls on social media is staggering.
>>34380888>called me a virgin as an insult>now I'm a "degenerate" for not being a virginTypical small brained foid kek
>>34380898Russia famously has a glut of women. They're all awful whores.
>>34380898The amount of pretty Ukrainian women in brothels is staggering
>>34380900I know and that's good.
>>34380711>make post on 4chan that indicates i am female>one moid immediately spams to ask "ZOMGGG ARE YOU THIS OR THAT NAMEFAGGING EWHORE I SIMP FOR??? YOU SOUND LIKE HER OMG YOU MUST BE HER">don't even know who that isgirls, has this ever happened to you? guys, why do you do this?
>meet new girl>ask her if shes looking for a relationship>she says "not right now, mostly just friends because I just started a new job"is it joever or do I have hope for the future? she was really cute
>>34380891then provide the context, we can't possibly know what kind of person you are and what kind of women you go on dates with >>34380886which depend on who's having a conversation, dumbfuck
>>34380903Jfc lad simmer
>>34380901Part of me wants to exploit them
>>34380903who did he think you are?
>>34380905Could be a complete hypothetical, no indication that op is in such a predicament
>>34380905Moron.>>34380903We're here because we're socially inept, dumbass.Which e-whore are you?
>>34380903>guys, why do you do this?Desperate for female attention. I grew out of simping but I still silently notice regulars.
>>34380909which would mean someone had to type out a whole book to cover all the hypotheticals, which is crazy to ask, he could just pick up a book on conversation if he's that fucking lost that he doesn't even know what he likes to talk about and what kind of women he goes for and what topics they generally tend to be into and would prefer to avoid
>>34380910schmuck
>>34380903this has literally never happened
>>34380904>ask her if shes looking for a relationshipWhy ask that? But yeah, it's joever. Female creatures are never single or they would just FWB with you if they were interested.
>>34380900there's a reason nobody wants themthey are very materialistic and shall we say, pragmatic when it comes to relationships,they openly talk about being gold diggers,they are turbosluts (they spent a century under communism) and don't believe in love at all
>>34380864talk about what a hissy little faggot >>34380912 is, it's easy to bond over
>>34380914We're all autistic or sociopaths here.
>>34380711Femanons, which country/city do you live in and what's the dating life around those parts for young people?
>>34380912Man you're gay as shit. Just make up a scenario in your head and play off that
>>34380916>Why ask that?dont want to waste my time. ive had girls say "no im not looking for a relationship" and then i know not to waste my time with the friendship bs
>>34380916female pandas get no dick, just saying
>>34380917>a century under communism A decade under American shock-therapy capitalism did this to them.All women are whores.
>>34380919yeah but you're an autistic sociopath in a cringe and creepy way and I'm one in a hot and based way
>>34380926>All women are whores.Not true.But the ones who aren't have standards I physically cannot reach so I content myself with the sluts.
>>34380918oh god are you guys still arguing over that post I made?
>>34380927No, you aren't
>>34380921just for anon to whine about "I don't like to talk about that, it reminds me of my mom :(", "I'd never date a girl that wants to talk about politics:(, "wtf... talking about music is so cringe and try hard ew"pass
>>34380903>girls, has this ever happened to you?Do I look like I know what a JH is?>>34380920>Femanons, which country/city do you live in and what's the dating life around those parts for young people?DFW, and it's shit, unless you like veterans, corporate yuppies, y'all-qaeda, Mexicans, or transplants from California.
>>34380928>not trueTrue. They fuck men like me, throw us in the garbage pile and date men who pay them
>>34380922The thing is that putting a label on it creates pressure in the female minds and some will think you're clingy or desperate for wanting a relationship. It's best to keep it casual with them and wait for them to ask the relationship question. But beware, some crazy ones will just automatically assume you're together if you go out a few times and then they will tell all the other girls.
>>34380930what makes you think I'd unironically consider your opinion on that matter?
>>34380908it was a bunch of ewhores i've never heard of>>34380910none >>34380915it happened to me multiple times. simps are obsessed with identifying femanons
>>34380920Japan/TokyoDating is okay? Maybe too slow for outsiders.
>>34380935>he thing is that putting a label on it creates pressure in the female minds and some will think you're clingy or desperate for wanting a relationshipNTA that's their fault.
>>34380922lmfao
>>34380933I didn’t understand any of that
>>34380931I'm gonna cum
>>34380926It's not capitalism or communism.It's Christian/Western culture who developed like that.
>>34380937i don't know what shithole boards you use but on a normal one they'd just call you a tranny
>>34380920i live in abu dhabi. there are too many pajeets. they are creepy because they have nothing to lose. we have a very skewed man to woman ratio. i know there is a stereotype of influencers gold digging rich moids but normal people tend to date within their ethnicity and social class. i have never dated anyone. all my friends are either dating a guy they met in school, work or instagram.
>>34380944Nta nah
>>34380942no you won't
>>34380933>JHI just cummed in a sock
>>34380946you get that all the time as a femanon that it's not even worth mentioning
>>34380948wdym, nah? it's obviously a component of western culture,non-western women behave differently, except for the ones who try to emulate western culture
like a modern day samson i have trimmed my nose hair myself. where oh where is my fair delilah?
>>34380954Samson is a cautionary tale. Women only come around when you have something to lose and they have something to gain. Once one of those things isn't true, they're gone.
>>34380711Question:So a girl offering her Fb instead of a phone number is a clear sign it's not going anywhere. Why though? With Fb you're giving up your full name and you can block a phone number easily
Gender Equality comes directly from Christianity even though people don't want to admit it.There's a ton of Biblical passages where Christ scolds the Jews and instructs them to treat their Jewish bitches like humans instead of owned property.
I put on 2kg this week from being a lazy slob, eating too many chocolates and drinking for the first time in weeks.This is what I get for letting myself go.Time to OMAD the weekend.
>>34380958Not true, I've fucked girls from FB connections
>>343809602kg is nothing baby, just don't be a skelly
>>34380960I lost so much weight from being stressed and homeless that my bmi is less than 18
>>34380954*fat
>>34380962It is for me, since I am already chubby.
>>34380926do moids really? lmao at implying other women as anywhere near as whoreish as slavs. it has nothing to do with economics but their toxic worldview. it's normalized in their culture to be a ruthless prostitute who doesn't care about anything but materialism. i live in the middle of nowhere and even here, slavs have a stereotype of being whores. that stereotype goes far back even before the ussr. most prostitutes here are russian and ukrainian. i have never seen any other group of woman act as trashy but only they get away with this behavior, they do because moids think they are attractive.
>>34380965>chubbyHeight/Weight?
I spilled some of my monster on the floor :(
>>34380958FI don’t know anyone that gives their personal number, I know old people do it sometimes though. Are you very old?
>>34380968just stand up again
>>34380966>moids think they are attractiveDo we? Because they are pretty "lower class" when it comes to who we consider attractive.As you say, they have the reputation.
>>34380967NO.Besides, I am a man.>>34380963Well that's not good either.How are you doing now?
>>34380970I don't feel like getting up, I think I'll stay here until I die (lucky for me I can still reach my keyboard)
>>34380969No, and I'm talking about girls in their 20s. Happened to me last week
>>34380973>pc posting ok boomer
>>34380976I'm a zoomer thougbeit, phoneposting just fucking sucks
women, how do i find my phone's architecture i can never remember this
>>34380974Where?
>>34380977you will be reincarnated as a spit roast dog in your next life
>>34380947>Abu Dhabi I do not believe you
>>34380981but I've been a good boy!
>>34380983>spilling shit >not cleaning it up>being a weirdo contrarianyou have uncommon ideas of what it means to be a good boy
>>34380972>How are you doing now. I want to die because I'm too old and mentally ill to date and women demand perfection. I'm waiting on money to buy ultralight camping shit. I have a bed and food.
>>34380984oh shit I should probably clean that up.but! I'm not being a contrarian on purpose I'm just like this.
Personally I exclusively phone post because it's always in my pocket actually sitting down to post on this website at a dedicated station is cringe as fuck
>>34380988fr, who takes shitposting or sitting in front of a screen in ones free time so serious they unironically sit on a desk, lol
>>34380988I do other stuff on my computer I'm not here posting 24/7
>>34380987that makes it even worse
>>34380989Those of us actually checking out are doing it silently, you fucking faggot.
>>34380993anything you'd need a pc for is a red flag to do
>>34380966It's just Americans and non-Europeans who get it so wrong.Let me try to give some idea of European women. I have a decade plus of Erasmus events so I know my shit:>UK (working class)Easy, but well meaning, low maintenance still believe in love, but often raised in broken families.>SpainEither turbofeminists and turbo slutty/hedonistic or extremely religious.>FranceKnown to be less monogamous and think cheating isn't a big deal.>ItalyPassionate, many of them religious to some extent, some turbofeminsts like Spain. Except for the turbofeminists, fiercely loyal.>Greece / Balkans / TurkeyProbably the most religious in the whole of Europe. Loyal. Modest.>Germany/AustriaNot as slutty as people think, but also not exactly modest. Very utilitarian. Not loyal, will breakup/leave easily.>Scandinavia/Finland/Netherlands (except for their respective bible belts)No social mores around sleeping around. Very free spirited in that sense. Still believe in love, but not outwardly affectionate. >PolandThey pretend to be religious/conservative, but their body count says otherwise. A very conflicted culture. Also many Ukrainians pretending to be Polish.>Ukraine/Belarus/RussiaSex is meaningless fun to them, just like in Scandinavia. But they don't even believe in marriage for love. Marriage is for convenience/utilitarian. High rate of cheating too. Because of high rates of domestic violence lots of them secretly despise men anyway.>Romania/BulgariaWhat Americans imagine Russian girls to be like: religious and conservative but like for real.
>>34380994just because I don't like phoneposting doesn't mean I'm always a contrarian>>34380997now you're just talking nonsense
>>34380935>>34380916she suggested another date next week to a park so maybe Im good after all
>>34380982lmao why?
>>34380718I think my premature ejaculation is getting better.
>>34381003give me three valid things you want to do in your free time that you couldn't also just do on your phone
>>34380982I'd totally believe a femcel is posting from a shithole in the gulf region.
>>34380718I learned to respect myself a bit
>>34381005Too far fetched. There's no reason anyone from there would be here. Like I hear about Saudi Arabia and I'm like there's no way that's a real place.
>>34380995Not me, I'm rocking the boat on my way out.
>>34381014There are normal people who live in those places too.
>>34381009there are hundreds of us brown femcels who have nothing to do but browse 4chan all day
>>34381008anon I don't want to stare at a tiny screen I want to watch movies and play videogames in a big screen.
>>34381014I'm on reddit lurking on female spaces (trying to understand their mind) and there's a high percentage of people posting from that region.I mean they all have smartphones and internet.
>>34380748Well, go back 100 and beat the stupid out of your great grandmother.
>>34381009I remember some guy who claimed to be white but from the Gulf on here. He talked pretty brown
>>34381014that's because you know nothing about the region and it's your own problem, not mine. i can confidently claim i have more reason to be here than you.
>>34380748I don't like that type of girl. I want a girl that I can rely on.
>>34381020>watch movies>play video gamesI already said anything that would require a pc is a red flag and you can do both of those on your phone >inb4 the film snob starts yapping about the microscopic details in the background that are essential to the understanding of the story and apparently are invisible on a smaller screen
>>34381024On /int/ there were some brits postsing from gulf shitholes. It's not far fetched. But also just as likely to be some pajeet pretending to be European.
>>34381004Maybe, or maybe she's just leading you on and will bring up another excuse next week.
>>34381021lmfao
>>34381030it was her suggestion to go on the date next week so i have some hope
>>34380718reputation's changeable, situation's tolerable
>>34381026I know enough to know I'd never wanna go there. Idk why it's so popular with tourists
>>34381016Nobody cares>>34380966All women are whores. Except Western whores call their johns "Providers"
>>34381036to have sex with brown guys for money
>>34381028yeah but I don't want to play on a tiny screen>I already said anything that would require a pc is a red flagI don't care what you consider a red flag
>>34380748Whore
I lean conservative but I actually like the strong woman archetype.The problem is, most women don't actually mean it.It's all just a front, a way to dissuade men they deem as below them from approaching them.
>>34380871Did that, yes I wouldn't mind as long as she saw how batshit they were.
>>34381014Why wouldn't they? They are muslim females, not allowed to go outside without men etc. All they can do is spend time online.>>34381034Good luck. I had one girl suggest a date on mother's day which I thought was kinda sus, but she actually showed up and it was a nice date. Maybe I'm just jaded from all the attention farming bitches I met over the years.
>>34380871No. It's a massive ICK if the girl doesn't get along with her parents.And doubly so if it's because of me.
>>34381039wow, so tuff
>>34381043>not allowed to go outside without menThey can go around in groups.
I'm not tuned into muslim culture but do the moids ITT realize that there are even hijabi TikTokers and influencers?
>>34381050>do incels acknowledge anything that doesn't fit into their biases? no
>>34381050why would i know anything about tiktok
>>34381050no they are too autistic to comprehend a world exists outside of their surroundings like how infants don't have object permanence
you guys are really mean sometimes
>>34381058womp womp
I hate my parents for leaving me to get molested by some neighbour kid and I hope they die painfully, soon, knowing they failed me
>>34381041Your biggest mistake is assuming women do it for men. Most do it because they've deluded themselves into rejecting their own sense of fulfillment and instead chase measurable success that doesn't actually make them happy, even if they can be/are proud of their accomplishments. A PhD is cool and all, but does it bring you joy? Career advancement is great, but it doesn't do much for you outside of the workplace. >>34381050NAM, but there were Jewish Nazis
>>34381061is that how the kids call playing doctor nowadays?
>>34381062Weren't you leaving?
>>34381065me and my cousin used to play husband and wife
>>34381061Stop being such a pathetic pussy. Everyone had some stuff happen in their childhoods, most grow out of it.
>>34381067I did. Now I'm back by popular demand (no one wanted me back)
>>34381073
>>34381065No, it's what we call someone sucking your cock and putting fingers up your ass at age 8. You pedophile>>34381071You're on atoga. You're automatically pathetic.
>>34381073I did
>>34381075womp womp
>>34380718No progress, only regression.
I hate incels, I wish they killed themselves already
>>34381073Maybe if you stopped being so narcissistic and just let us filter you with a name you wouldn't be so disliked.
>>34381077Virgin
>>34381080I remember when I got banned for "avatarfagging" for posting memes every now and then but apparently when qt and the lesbian does it, it's no problem
WomenWhat does a body count of between 15 - 30 say about a man?
>>34381075>wahhhh I'm a pathetic loser because I got touched once 30 years agoIs this really you? Weak pussy bitch lol
>>34381085He had sex with 15 - 30 people
>>34381084It is a problem, it's just this shitboard gets a janny only one day per month.
>>34381086Pedo virgin detected
>>34381083eternal victimcomplexcel
>>34380881No, one of us did once and it ended disastrously.
>>34381091Virgin.
>>34380933>Do I look like I know what a JH is?Yes, yes you do.
>when the perma-neet femanon is keyboard raging again
I slept 6 1/2 hours. Should I go lift?
>>34381077Is that the only fucking word you know
Semen is pretty gross
>>34381090>>34381093Are you crying?
>>34381097Use an NTA. I am busy calling the pedo out, don't interfere.
>>34381099you used to be semen
>>34381096The answer is always yes. Not enough sleep? LiftFeeling sick? LiftParents died? Lift
>>34381105Somebody hurt your dick feelings? Lift.Broke your back? Lift.Too pale? Lift.Cat got your tongue? Lift.
>>34381100Why do you jerk off to CSA material?
>>34381096>>34381107See, anon. This guy gets it.
>>34381085as a girl with a body count of 0, i would rather die than touch such a man with a pole. when a man has this high of a body count, he has definitely out his dick in some vomit inducingly loose whores. who would ever want to be the next? it shows that he does not view sex as intimacy but masturbation with others' bodies. you will never be special for him.
>>34380848MI've never had sex or kissed anyone so no, but when I'm reminded how prevalent they are the amount of people other people fuck is kinda gross. Feels like it would ruin oral sex too.
>>34381103Gross (I'm a man, faggot)
>>34381112man or woman doesn't matter you all used to be semen
>>34381109Alright, as soon as I can drag myself out of bed I'll go.
>>34380978Why do you need to know this?
>>34381110>body count 0Prudes are disgusting.
>>34381110>body count of 0
>>34381110>t.
>>34380959germanic and celtic peoples had much more equality in regards to things like inheritance, marriage and property, prior to christianity.
>>34381110Same but with women who fuck while not committed.Shame I live where I live, of course.
>>34381110>as a girlThat's about as believable as saying "me as an empath", chud.
>>34381096Depends. If you want to hit a PR or you are doing back I would say skip that workout and just do some ego pump workout and cardio.
>>34381000Generally the more statistics I see, the more it looks like Germans and Greeks are some of the best in Europe. I don't think greeks like dating non-greeks though.
>>34381085That it's highly unlikely he'll settle for any girl and even if he tries he probably won't last.
>>34381116>>34381117have fun dying from aids>>34381118>>34381122why would a chud hate manwhores retard
>>34381110>it shows that he does not view sex as intimacy but masturbation with others' bodiesDon't most western normies think like this? You sound brown.
>>34381128For a number as small as 15? You can rack that number up with fairly pure intentions if you leave the house enough
>>34381129>why would a chud hate manwhores retardNTA but chuds spend all day seething about chad that's like their thing
>>34381130well i am brown and your gender relations are fucked for a reason
>>34381119true, but that's not the equality we are talking aboutthe Christian equality is an equality of human worth that every person hasmeanwhile those tribes still had serfs and slaves
>>34381129>manwhores>15 bodiesThis place is hysterical
>>34381134So did christendom for over a milennia after? What kind of retort is that?
>>34381134>meanwhile those tribes still had serfs and slavesPractically everyone did, even Christians
>>34381126>Germans>bestThey won't think twice about ending the relationship for relatively stupid reasons. Like she wants to travel the world after uni and you cannot at that point in your life? Bye Bye.
>>34381085His brain was fried 14-29 partners ago and is no longer capable of pair bonding
>>3438113115 is not small, lol. >You can rack that number up with fairly pure intentions if you leave the house enoughonly if you have low standards
>>34381129>why would a chud hate manwhores retardBecause you are insecure and jealous.Also, you are a chadsexual man, like all the other incels.
>>34381139What, you'd let a white woman travel the world alone/with girl-friends?
women only sleep with men to steal their clothes, bitch buy your own
>>34380718What positive progress lolManaged to stay sober all week but then totally fucked it last nightHelping my mom with something rn which is not fun with a hangover lol>>34380729M, no, it's a green flag
>>34381133It's just important that we mention the context though.Your idea of dating/sex is not western compatible. I'm not saying you're wrong. It's just a different culture.In western culture sex is primarily something you do for fun and it's meaningless.
Is it normal to feel perpetual dread once you reach about 25?
>>34381148Yes>>3438114215 is tiny>>34381140Good lord
>>34381136>>34381137There's a difference between principles and actions.Under Christendom, slavery and serfdom were justified with excuses.But in theory all who were Christened were equal before the Lord.
>>34381144They do that. White women will go to the most dangerous 3rd world shithole alone, because "world travel instagram" or whatever.They are more reckless than white men. It's crazy.
>>34380848M, no bc I'm a turbovirgin, idk>>34380871M, sure>>34380881I'm more of a jestermaxxing Mercutio >>34380960GodspeedI pretty much always OMAD
>>34381149I know you think you sound cool, but all I'm imagining is white trash hobosexual.
>>34381154Shut the fuck up.
>>34381050>there are even hijabi TikTokers and influencersYeah, I live in bongland
>>34381000>No social mores around sleeping around. Very free spirited in that sense. Still believe in love, but not outwardly affectionate.The pendulum swung too far in the other direction. Scandis are a directionless people, we are as hedonistic as the upper echelons of Saudis because there is no hardship here at all, but it's not sustainable at all because people constantly make poor decisions and get bailed out.
>>34381148Yes, but in my case i started ascending at 25
>>34381151Theory is one thing, practice is what matters. Slavery "ended" because we enslaved dinosaur bones and the electron instead.
>>34381096Sure>>34381157Wtf>>34381099Agreed>>34381079I just got here...
>>34381156No, I genuinely cannot believe you think 15 is a high body count. Which repressed shithole are you stuck in?>hobosexual I have a room of my own, full of toys.
>>34381153I'm aware, I have family who did that.
>>34381151>we're all equal in a sense that doesn't apply to the real world :)literally what does that matter?
Cheap holidays in other people's misery
>>34381166stop responding to this fags shitty bait nonas
>>34381166>No, I genuinely cannot believe you think 15 is a high body count.NTA, and I know you're talking about manwhores, but as a man with a count of 1 I dread entering the dating market if my options are women who have this attitude towards sex.
>>34381171I'm a man, you queer.>>34381170>baitThis place is actually a hive of virgins. I thought it was a myth
>>34381148It goes away at 26 then if you don't have your shit together it comes back twice as bad at 30
>>34381171>manwhoresHave you people just never dated?
>>34381148Microdose psychedelic mushrooms
I want to try and smile more but it just feels unnatural
>>34381166Nta, there's nothing wrong with it but a bodycount of 15 is high, and pretending otherwise is copingThat's equivalent to banging a different person every month for over a year
>>34381178macrodose eggs
>>34381181Smiling is overrated>>34381174>thought it was a mythWhy would you think that on the autism anime imageboard>>34381169I'm tipping your luggage into the pool
>>34381176Like I said, body count of 1. One relationship. Idk how to breach women's britches.
Why do foids like horror so much?
>>34381166Average lifetime sexual partners is 7 and that's lifetime.
>>34381188Not by staying in this autistic hellfire of an image board, that's for sure.>>34381182Or perhaps a new person every few months for a few years. Jeez, wait until you people hear how many times I just had oral and aren't counting.15 is a tiny body count IRL. Nobody is pretending.>>34381193[Citation needed]
>>34381189i loved it when i was a teenage girl. it helps you feel like an edgy, out of line person. you think you are so cool. i don't like it anymore because i am not desperate to be edgy anymore.
>>34381189being scared makes them think they're about to get raped which gives them the big horny
IDK maybe it's just me but whenever I talk to girls it seems like 85% are looking for something serious.So if you're raking up those suspicously high body count numbers, you are probably playing a lot of these girls and pretending that you want something serious only to dump them after pumping them.
>>34381193That's from a self reporting survey in the USA though, so who knows how accurate it is.
>>34381201That's because you are stupid. Women say shit like that so they don't feel like a whore.
>>34381197>Not by staying in this autistic hellfire of an image board, that's for sure.Oh well, I wasn't destined for greatness anyhow.
>>34381189NAG but I can see the appealThere's the psychological and morbid curiosity aspect, exploring taboo topics, emotions and motivesIt can validate and help people to process anxieties and traumasA lot of horror stuff also has female protagonists that largely resolve a conflict through cunning and defense rather than aggression/brawnAlso there's the adrenaline rush which I think is why a lot of neurodivergent people gravitate towards the genreAlso scary shit is cool
>>34381185>Smiling is overratedmaybe but I already feel I have creepy school shooter eyes so maybe smiling would help me seem less scary?
>>34381206>>34381206Literally just go out and socialise consistently in third places where socialising is acceptable.
>>34381203
>>34381197>15 is a tiny body count IRLIn promiscuous circles sure, not in the general population. Like other anon said, statistically most people have a single digit bodycount across their lifetime, and prioritise longterm relationships over flingsNot that there's anything wrong with it, you do you, but it's not the majority
>>34381205That sounds like you're justifying your shitty behavior.
my question for men is why are you defending promiscuity itt it's gross
I have the lowest body count of basically anyone I've ever asked IRL. 15 is a small number It's also rounding down
>>34381201I think it depends where you meet girls desu. I used to go out partying often, most of the girls I met there were not looking for anything serious lol. At least not with me...
>>34381212>most people According to a bullshit study with a tiny sample size and self-reporting.>>34381215Sounds like you just can't into dates
>>34381217the standards are different for gay guys
>>34381210Okay so you know how I'm on this website and how that makes me an autistic idiot? Yeah...I am making excuses but then I also didn't intend to change it anyhow. I'm trying to get my ex back, when that happens I need to figure out how to meet w*men again.
Most normies will end up in a relationship with 50% of the people they have sex with.Only players and avoidants and other atypicals don't.So even though people might not be prudish, they don't usally rack up very high body counts.
>>34381223Whatever makes you feel better, fag.
>>34381216Hot men are for promiscuity because why wouldn't they be?Only the uggos and shorties are against promiscuity .
Good morning beautiful people. Time to start a new wonderful day.
>>34381227remember to use prep, friend!
>>34381228The desirables want sexual capitalism because they stand to benefit from it.The undesireables (most of the population) want sexual communism cause it benefits them.
>>34381216I mean I lowkey find it gross too but I also think people should be entitled to do what they want >>34381210Eh there's more to it than that lol, you have to flirt and make a conscious effort, it doesn't "just happen" (or maybe it does for normies idk) >>34381225Yeah I'm not being a hater but everyone I know IRL with a high bodycount is neurodivergent or mentally ill. Just thinking about the people I personally know, one is bipolar, one bpd, one adhd, one autistic...
>>34381224Your ex is gone, dummy. Move on.>>34381225[Citation needed]>>34381230Anal sex is disgusting
>>34381219I also met most of those women while partying and the impression I got was that they were in fact all hoping for something serious.Maybe you just cannot read women.
>>34381235She's not. We talk. I can still win her back, with patience. Winning her back trumps sleeping around or rebuilding with a woman who has.
>>34381229Godspeed anon, get that breadI also need to go out and do things despite being hungover af>>34381236>impression I got was that they were in fact all hoping for something seriousMaybe. I mean I asked a bunch of them out over the years and most told me they weren't looking for anything serious. Some just wanted fwb. Maybe it's just the kind of huzz I attract lol
>>34381233Yes, basically. Prudishness only favours short/ugly men and who cares about those losers anyway?
>>34381198>>34381207>scary shit is coolNo, I don't agree.
>>34381237You are very dumb and this will end poorly. Good luck.When you get smart, I recommend bars in busy areas on weekends. Just aim to chat, not fuck.
>>34381238Might be yeah.Maybe we just attract different types.Even when I attract very slutty/feminist types, they all try to signal that they are searching for something solid.
I wish I were attractive. My count would be 3 times higher.
>>34381239Anyone not short-sighted.
>>34381239Short men only have a lifetime sexual partner count of 5 down from 7. But they do start racking up those numbers later in life.
>>34381242You do not know my story.>BarsNo, I do not drink.>>34381245Dual-mating strategy. Had their fun, time to settle down with a gentleman.
>>34381247If that was the case than prudish men would be in high demand. But they aren't.The way womanhood tries to attract men is to first zero in on the most objectively attractive and they try to reign them in and control them.
>>34381250>Bars are only for alcoholicsNTA, but you indeed are incredibly stupid.
Just remember i bought food last night and I won't have to starve or leave my room today Yay!
>>34381250She's an ex. She's gone. Stop getting led on, you flaming retard.
my mom opened every single window in the house even tho its cold. my dog is shaking and came cuddle with me.
>>34381250Thankfully, I don't fall for it.
if you had a gf what would you like her to gift you (nothing sex related)?
>>34381252Never said alcoholics. I do not touch alcohol whatsoever, on top of not knowing how to socialize. Anyways, I'll figure it out.>>34381254No.
>>34381216Sex is (presumably) fun, or so I've heard. And people are varied. To each their own, live and let live, you do you and all that.
>>34381259Clothes
>>34381259Nothing physical, I don't like receiving surprises things because usually I don't end up using them. Ask me what I want and buy that.
>>34381260Retard>>34381259A girl I was screwing shoplifted me some nice clothes. That was cool.Shame she ended things. I was completely prepared to deal with crazy.
>>34381255she's celebrating caturday by murdering your doggo
>>34381229And also I am awake too. Regrettably.
>>34381259i do not enjoy getting gifts, maybe some hints for what she wants would be nice though
>>34381233>sexual capitalism>sexual communismThe fuck does this mean?
>>34381263yeah maybe a hoodie>>34381264i asked him and he sayed no need>>34381265i am not a thief>>34381266yes, she is evil
My experience is that most girls do in fact wish for something long term, but they won't bring it up until they have gotten to know you well, and by that time you would have sampled the goods a whole lot already.I only have a body count of 4 and it's that high only because I knew I was going to move countries so I purposefully sought something short term. And even then, trying to only interact with like minded girls, they all after a while changed their tune and started inquiring about a possible future.
>>34381259Cheap gift? Something edible, a pastry. Expensive gift? Something we can do together and is outdoorsy like white water canoeing
>>34381246Would it though? Are your looks bottlenecking you or your brain?>>34381248>Short men only have a lifetime sexual partner count of 5Lol nah, I know a guy shorter than me with a 40+ bodycount. He is good looking (no homo) and very charismatic though>>34381240To each their ownI'm actually a huge scaredy cat so I find horror stuff interesting, like a morbid curiosity. But it can't be too scary, I don't like gory stuff, moreso psycholical thrillers and true crime>>34381250Nta but you can go to a bar and just drink cola or whatever, a couple of the gals I was with last night were doing that>>34381245>all try to signal that they are searching for something solidI suppose most people want that in the end It probably doesn't help that I'm a trainwreck of a person and was pretty off the rails in my partying days, and just kind of a loser. Not the sort of person you want something serious with lol. My ex dumped me for drinking too much and lacking ambition
>>34381270>caring about theft from some major chain store
EveryoneAs a lonely femcel, where can I go on 4chan to find people I can talk to? I wish I had someone who actually wants to listen and get to know me. I really want to make some friends, maybe find a relationship if I meet the right person and all that. I want to onteract more with the other gender. This thread is too casual, I want to get more personal. /r9k/ is very mean to people like me. /soc/ is gooner central. I tried some 4chan Discord servers but they were also gooner central.
>>34381259Home baked cake/muffins and a hug.I don't like expensive gifts.
>>34381260>Never said alcoholicsOh I was just being a little stupid bitch, like you were.
>>34381269Hookups and non-committed sex where the sexual market decides who has the most sex based on how competitive they are.vs.Everyone gets a wife and husband, hedonists are shunned.
>>34381253Based, this is a comfy feel>>34381259Cookies or socks
>>34381247>not short-sightedCouldn't be me.
>>34381273My brain clearly bottlenecks me. If I were attractive, it wouldn't matter.>>34381271Oh, look, someone reasonable.
>>34381272yeah maybe ill bake him a bunch of stuff>>34381274i just don't like stealing
>>34381270Then if he's anything like me, blow him or something, idk. If I say I don't want something I mean it, so just give me a quickie.
>>34381278People cheat, dummy.
>>34381269>sexual capitalismBasically free sexual market, where the more attractive you are, the most pussy you get.>sexual communismUnfree sexual market, like, if you have sex with a girl you're forced to marry her. So basically akin to enforced monogamy.
>>34381277Two tards one thread.
>>34381253Hooray!Go outside though, Anon. Go for a walk, get some air, it's good for you both physically and mentally.
>>34381284Your point being? Cheaters are usually shunned in both systems. I'm not saying one is more natural or better than the other.
>>34381259a book or some clothes
>>34381273If I wanted to rack up I really high bodycount, I probably could too. That's not the point of contention. Most people are just not wired up like you.
>>34381259Only her love and her presence. Maybe some cuddles, if that's not too sexual.
my dog eats her own poop and then farts double destiled farts
>>34381288>shunnedNot really. My ex was a raging whore, and she's just the one dumb enough to get caught out.
>>34381259A sword, bow, or armor
>>34381287I'll attempt
I could see western countries approaching Brazil levels of promiscuity where even cheating isn't considered a big deal.
>>34381289ok so far i've got:- a hoodie- cookies- socks - a book
Meowdy anons. How is Caturday going?
>>34381295i have morningstar earrings he can use as decor? does that work?
>>34381297The only thing stopping us is that our atheists still hold onto some religious morals. When (if) zoomers and alphas get married en-masse we'll probably see your prophecy come true.
>>34381275>I wish I had someone who actually wants to listen and get to know me.Anonymous image boards are not good for this type of thing.
>>34381303i met bf here and he is a great listener
>>34381278State assigned wife?
>>34381300This quirky act is fucking cringe when behind the keyboard is some fat femcel roastie in her 30s. Cats are not children and you're not a catmom.
I can't sleep and it's 4:44 am :/
>>34381301I mean if he wears earrings maybe?
>>34381300Still sick, but feeling better than yesterday.
>>34381308Get an energy drink and some ice cream from the gas station.
>>34381305State-assigned, no. More like a series of pressure mechanisms that ensure everyone ends up with someone no matter how undesirable, within reason.India is an extreme example, where every man is practically guaranteed something. The point is that you can compete if you want something good, but you will have something if you want.It serves to curb the natural advantage women have in sexual capitalism due to pussy being more desirable than penis. This is, on paper, a detriment to women.
>>34381304Happy for you. You are an outlier.
>>34381310Cute.
>>34381314>but you will have something if you want.You will have something regardless if you don't want to compete *
>>34381259Something sex related.Depraved and degen.
>>34380711M or FIf you start dating a person close to their birthday, do you spend as much on a gift as you would 6 months into dating them?
>>34381300I ate carrots, broccoli and cauliflower for breakfast. All roasted. Further progress has yet to occur.How about you?
>>34381319MIf I think we'd last for another 6 months, yes. Unless by close you mean literally a few days prior.
>>34381314Aren't Europe and USA rich enough to import wives from third world shitholes? The poor families would be happy to get 100 bucks for their daughters. Only problem is that we got females in the Western government now who want the men to remain as desperate simps.
>>34381320are you trying to die from starvation?
>>34381320That's a lot of work just for breakfast.
>>34381320you will poopi ate toast with strawberry mermelade. it was tasty
>>34381323Yes, they can. Sexual capitalism, they cannot compete so they find a way of working around the limitations it imposes.
>>34381314>a series of pressure mechanisms that ensure everyone ends up with someone no matter how undesirableAs one of the undesirables that this system would supposedly benefit, this sounds horrible.>within reason"within reason" could mean anything.
If I had to make a choice between marrying a white girls who is decently attractive, but somewhat slutty and possibly disloyal.Or a brown girl who is fiercely loyal and not slutty.I'd ... have to go with the white girl, because ultimately I want white kids. I know that the marriage will probably end in disaster but sacrifices have to be made.
>>34381324What do you mean? It's just one meal. Is this an American Moment?>>34381325I roasted them last night and they're enough for three meals.>>34381326This thread is making me concerned for you people. You people don't eat enough fiber.
>>34381300Ready to die
>>34381329She'll fuck your best friendAnd by best friend, I mean your dog.
i would pay poor people to get castrated in my country
>>34381329I hope you never procreate.
>>34381330I mean, that's not filling at all. It would just bloat you with fibre.
>>34381331You aren't.
my mom has just told me she hates me because i tried to give her a hug
>>34381332I would have to make sure the kids are mine through paternity tests.>>34381334Why? Because I want to sacrifice myself for my future kids?Don't women also do the same shit?Isn't that the reason why women will go for bad boys even though they know they are disloyal?
>>34381329that's the right thing to do. i do not want white people to go extinct, there are enough browns in the world. if i were a white woman i'd be popping multiple babies. because i am brown and i know my offspring will suffer, i am not having any.>t. brown girl
>>34381328Well there's a reason that it's dying out in most of the world. Whether it's a good thing or not remains to be seen.
>>34381330Ate them cold?I've been thinking of getting some carrots and zucchini for cooking dinner. But I am not 100% sure yet what to make.
>>34381339I'll take you, if you want your offspring to suffer a little less.t. ytoid
>>34381327This timeline fucking sucks. Governments wouldn't even need to traffic the brown foids from SA or SEA, but they could just have a program that gives Western men free plane tickets every year. Everything else would fall into place and white foids would stop being such worthless entitled cunts.
>>34381342make ratatouille
>>34381336I am somehow both sexually unsuccessful and a manwhore. I'm ready to die.For today, I troll and drink slurpee
>>34381328yeah as an m the idea of forced marriage is horrifying, i'd probably kill at least one of us
>>34381342Microwave go brrrrr.
>>34381339I want white kids, but I don't like when browniods hate themselves.
>>34381346>SASouth Asia? You're gonna fuck indians?
>>34381300Bad.
>>34381259I don't know I don't really enjoy things anymore
>>34381333how much you offering
>>34381329For me it's like this, but with love. I'd go for the loveless marriage if the girl is more genetically fit.I could of course very easily get a girl who is below my league and she'd be crazy in love with me. But then our kids would suffer.
>>34381300I got breakfast in bed, and I know I'm getting dick later, too. It's a nice, lazy day.
>>34381356less than leftist governments would aid them in social helps for having children
>>34381348You're full of bullshit.
>>34381346IDK where you live dude, but in my part of Yurope, they are importing jeetas and filipinas like crazy.If you wanted a brown gf, it's super easy.
>>34381329anything is possible
>>34381354what about chocolate cookies and a plushie you can hug that smells nice?
>>34381361I am full of water and connective tissue.
>>34381347I was thinking more of frying them, maybe with some breadcrumbs. Some chicken and rice.
>>34381353Why bad anon?
>>34381364>chocolate cookiesif she made them>plushie you can hug that smells nice?idk i keep my bed pretty austere
>>34381275Tbh you're probably better off on a hobby board or another site centered around some interest/fandom>>34381281>If I were attractive, it wouldn't matterYou say that but...>>34381290>Most people are just not wired up like youProbably not, why do you think I'm here...>>34381298I would be a happy man if I got all this>>34381300Just went butchers and doing something for me mam, then might sit in garden with the vape and cats and do a bit of readin
>>34381367tempura?
>>34381352South America>>34381362How many brown gfs you have then?
im finna gonna dab on women till i get a gf
>>34381370hehe im smiling like a retard. ill get him all that and a plushie.
I once read a study that said that if you want your kids to build on top of your genetics, you need to marry a 3rd cousin, i.e. someone who is genetically far enough to not cause issues, but still relatively close enough that their genes and your genes will resonate rather than cancel each other out.
>>34381319M, no lol, that's silly if I barely know themThough it depends how much money I have at the timeI think thought > cost when it comes to gifts though. And obviously if we've been dating for longer I'll know them better and want to do something more special>>34381339>do not want white people to go extinctWe're not pandas lolBrown girls are beautiful, don't put yourself down
>>34381372We also got a lot of latinas.How many? Too many. Unfortunately I don't care for them.
>>34381370>you say that, but...But?
>>34381371Yeah, I also still got a bag of panko I have been meaning to use for some time.Surprised it hasn't gone bad yet.
>>34381374If a gf got me all that and a sanrio plushie I'd propose on the spot>>34381377>Latinas>too manyOxymoron much?
>>34381085He’s not for me
>>34381363Me in a couple years, hopefully.
>>34381378But this site is full of decent looking turbovirgin autistsObviously looks make things easier but they're not enough to seal the deal>>34381381He's for the streets cuh
>>34380711Anyone else the last of all their cousins to get married/have kids?What sucks is that now I feel like I'm in competition with them all. One of my cousin got a wife who is fit and half a head taller than him, she's blonde, and loyal and she's got a PhD in mathematics. The other cousin got a (presumably) pretty Ukrainian wife.How the fuck am I supposed to compete with them?I only have had one past gf, but she wouldn't have measured up like AT ALL.
>>34381377What country are you in? Portugal and Spain are the only places with lots of latinx girls. How do you approach them?
>>34381343no. your children would be happier if you reproduce with a white woman.>>34381351i don't hate my people. i just said there are already too many of us on this planet which is statistically true. i also said if i had children they will suffer so i don't want to, which is also factually true.
>>34381384Luckily, most of my family is more retarded than me so I'm in no rush.
>>34381384You're stupid.
>>34381385>Portugal and Spain are the only places with lots of latinx girlsNot true.>How do you approach them?I don't like them. They usually chase me.
>>34381368I just don't feel well, didn't sleep or eat much last night.
>>34381381That's okay, I've met enough autist women and you're all very annoying.>>34381383Looks trump everything
Im sad but I got my period so I think it'll go away now
>>34381389How so?
>>34381387Well I've yet to attract one. I have had more luck with brownoids.
>>34381394>every monthWhen will you cunts just take responsibility for your emotions in the lead-up your period?
>>34381395Because of your worldview and way of thinking.
>>34381398I think it's natural to be a bit competitive. I want my kids to measure up.
>>34381390Lol, that wasn't very helpful. So you're on 4channel on the weekend instead of fucking all the big booty latinx girls chasing you? You're an interesting man.
>>34381397NTA and NAG, but being ill is a legitimate reprieve from worrying about responsibilities.
>>34381401I don't like them at all. People have different tastes.
had 1 date with a girl and already masturbated whilst thinking of herat least a lot of porn actresses look like her
>>34381394hopefully the period expels the sadness>>34381384>the last of all their cousins to get married/have kidsnah, though one of my cousins is a swimsuit mode in an longterm relationship, and my other two cousins are gymbro fuckboys lol, so I'm the turbonerd by comparison
>>34381399And I think that's dumb. Competing who has the best wife is an exceptionally stupid thing to be competitive about.
>>34381402this lol>you have to be at 100% productivity even when you're ill!this is your brain on capitalism
>>34381370Bring your cats some nip if you are gonna vape>>34381380My brother and l I are tied to be the last find steady partners. Feels bad man when the zoomers are beating you
>>34381407Maybe you just say that because you know you'd be the loser wife dragging your husband down in this scenario.
>>34381402It isn't illness. It's just being a cunt.
>>34381409>Bring your cats some niplool they'll be getting high>>34381409>brother and l I are tied to be the last find steady partnersslow and steady wins the raceiktf I'm the eldest of five and all my siblings are stacies/chads in relationships lol
>>34381411You’re stupid.
>>34381404um
>>34381412NTAAll of my siblings got their long term partners before age 20.I don't think you people understand how over it is for most of us.
Would you give your kid this?
>>34381412>>34381416>failing on easy modeIf your siblings are normies, why didn't you just tag along and just meet a girl from their orbit?
>>34381414Perhaps, but a biological process you know is going to happen monthly is not illness, or licence to be a cunt
I'm horny!
>>34381416I’ll give it a few more years before I officially accept crazy cat aunt.
>>34381418What weird shit are you on?>>34381420I'm morose >>34381421>
>>34381421>biological woman You get a different set of rules and control of the dating market. This is entirely your own fault.
>>34381418I mean, my sister said that her friends in high school though I was hot, I was just too autistic to realiseI'm unc and chopped now>>34381421based, I'm already on the crazy cat uncle era
>>34381422That's what normies do. The hardest part of dating is meeting girls. But if you have normie siblings you can just be in their orbit and meet other girls in their orbit.
>>34381424Hi new best fren
>>34380716wgmi brevs>>34380736it might blow your mind, but you don't have to order alcohol when you go places lol
gotta wait a week before the second dateI wish I could fast forward time, I got no other prospects
>>34381425No, it isn't.
>>34381429Yes it is. If you have access to girls and you're still fucking up, you're hopeless.
>>34380758Nobody "wants" to work a job they don't likeWhat people do want though is to be able to earn their own money and have a bank account so they're not beholden to someone else lol, which women couldn't do til the mid-70s
>>34381384Nah. I got married and became a dad even before my older brother. It's strange, because he's literally 8 inches taller than me. He has better social skills, tons of friends, and is generally more attractive than me in almost every way. Weird how things work out.
I wonder why men don't like me
>>34381434you dont put out
>>34381419... I'm just going to have to refer you back to the previous post.
>>34381426hello cat bestie
>>34381422Hi morose!
>>34381434So do I.
>>34381431They call it fucking upI call it sigma auramaxxing>>34381434why do you feel they don't like you
>>34381435So what
>>34381441I'm still a rockstar, I've got my rock moves
What's the most sexually traumatic thing you've seen happen to another person?>Saw my stepmother get raped by a police officer when I was 12>Caught the neighborhood pedophile pooping on my 11 year old little sister's face when I was 15 and smearing his literal shit on her
>>34381433You're probably more down to earth and likeable even though he might be more Chad on purely objective measures.
>>34381438Hi, dad.>>34381431Siblings don't count as access to girls, you seething baboon.>>34381436Period =/= ill
>>34381434Probably your shitty personality.
>>34381434Because you're a whining autist
If I stop being so fat and so American, do I have better chances of getting laid in Europe?
>>34381443Dad fell off the treadmill and when he had a brain aneurysm. Of course it was on April fools
>>34381445>Siblings don't count as access to girlsYou're here because you don't understand how normie world works.
I don't consider cousins family. Close family friends at best if I know then at all.
Was anyone here born with both lady and man parts, but didn't find out until later in life?
If I dont get laid in April Im going to dab on someone
>>34381448No, be more American and fish for girls who are desperate to live the American dream.
>>34381451Not me.
When are human animals at their horniest?I had people tell me spring and others tell me autumn for different reasons.
>>34381451Me neither. I was just thinking of the ones I gave a shit about.I have 30+ counsins who I don't even know.
>>34381452>>34381455*
>>34381453How about I strip naked, dry hump you with my penis, and then cum and jizz all over you. How's that for getting laid, you piece of trash?
>>34381450I just got called a manwhore by you freaks.I don't take advice on girls from virgins.
>>34381456probably summer, heat does things to do people, also people wear less clothing
>>34381459that sounds gay
im on a journey
Your dad used to masturbate you when you were growing up. Didn't he?Your psycholatrist tells you that you need to be traumatised and take trauma medications.But you long for those days. You long for your father's hand around your penis, rubbing your head and making you come.I know you do. Don't lie to me.
>>34381456If female when we ovulate or right after the period came.
>>34380778let's answer this shii>Do you consider yourself happy?No>What do you look for in a friend?Sentience>What's your favourite holiday?Your mom's houseOr a beach trip>What actor would play you in that movie?Dwayne the Rock JohnsonOr Britney Spears>What's your most embarrassing moment?Accidentally walking into the women's locker room (luckily no one was there)>Who's your favourite person in your life?Malcolm Xand my mom>What's a hobby you think we should try together?Crochet>Do you prefer fancy or casual date nights?Mostly casual>What's your love languageEnglish and acts of service/gift giving I suppose>What's your favourite things about our relationship?I don't know you>What does your ideal date night look like?Playing Mario Kart or watching Pride & Prejudice>Do you like getting spicy texts? When I'm in hte mood>Do you see yourself getting married one day? Only if you wants to>Do you envision yourself having kids?No, only cats>Why did your last relationship end? We had nothing in common and I'm a loser>What did you like most about me when we first met? Your eyes>What do I do that makes you laugh?Shitpost nonsense>What song could you listen to on repeat forever?Caramelldansenor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7ydBQFBdhA>What's your biggest pet peeve? People not cleaning up after themselves>Do you trust me?Not really>>34381448>stop being so fatYes>stop being so AmericanNah, play into it>>34381452>didn't find out until later in lifeHow does that work, did you never look in the mirror
>>34381461I heared spring for this reason. And autumn (fall for you cute Americans), because people don't want to winter on their own.
>>34381456>When are human animals at their horniestWhen there's a full moonseasonally, allegedly autumn is the biological peak, and winter is the behavioural peak (hence the huzz calling it Locktober)but I'm sure a lot of people have flings during the summer>>34381453Are you going to hook up with an April fool>>34381464Take some snacks
Women, have you ever had an affair with a paedophile rapist?
>>34381466So it doesn't vary by season?
>>34381470She's fit.>>34381465You're gay.
>>34380801>having one favorite person is weird as fuck*cries in borderline*
>>34381467Some people who are born with both parts get surgerized at a young age without knowing it so they only have one set of bits, but then medical complications when they grow up reveal they were born hermaphroditic (or 'intersex', I guess, which is a woke way of saying that).
>>34381473>You're gay.And soon, you will be as well.
>>34381474That word is forbidden
>>34381475interesting, wasn't aware of this>get surgerized at a young age without knowing itwhat is the point of this tho. you shouldn't tamper with nature imo. we live in a weird world
im a bpd girl. ask me anything
>>34381478(You)
>>34381479FPs are verboten>>34381482what do you feel you struggle with most as a result of it? have you found anything that's been beneficial?
>>34381471I would prefer a bf to cuddle with under the covers in winter/fall. This time of year is ok too before the pollen assaults my nose. Then you might as well bring a gas mask until the levels stabilize again.fall/winter > summer > early spring > pollening
>>34381481>we live in a weird worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL7f-w6WNw4
>>34381482Can I have my shirts back?
>>34380718I got married a couple of weeks ago :)
>>34381482i used to game bpd girls by hitting on their friends would this work on you?
>>34381456Based on this random data plot that I googled, I'm going to say December to January.
>>34381486based choon
>>34381464We all are, through life.
>>34381489gratzwhere are you honeymooning
I'm a BPD moid, AMA
>>34381495Port Moresby, Papua New Guinea
>>34381498Can I have my shirts back?
>>34381492>sciencepilledThanks. >>34381485I'm also a pollenlet but it doesn't stop me from enjoying nature/spring.
>>34381499noice, what do you plan to get up to there (besides banging)
When I was 12 years old, I first experienced Occult ritual sex with a group of elderly Wiccan witches practising the masturbatory Ceremonial Magick of the Older of the Golden Dawn. They fed me tabs of acid before they milked my semen and used it to summon the spirits of the Lesser Key of Solomon the King.
>>34381495Not sure, we have a terminal illness in our close family so honeymoon isn't a top priority right now. She's always wanted to go to Korea though, I'd like to make that happen.
>>34381474Can't bother to read the context for this, but who is your favourite person?
>>34381498Uh umm…
>>34381489howd you meet
>>34381501My Zyrtec pills do nothing. I don’t get it
>>34381504I too fantasized about being raped by my MILF teachers when I was 12.
Hey! Do you know that your irl in-person crush would think you are a bad person and a walking red flag for the fact that you post on 4chan and use 4chan lingo?
>>34381509I don't take pills. I just accept my runny nose. I wouldn't mind if my gf got a runny nose too.
How do I tell I am bpd? Or id I'm just depressed
>>34381509I took allergy medicine and it made me compulsively cum. I couldn't even sit through a meeting because I was jizzing in my trousers all the time and staining them.
>>34381511Ive never told anyone i use 4chanwhen i die people will think im a saint
>>34381511Yes.
>>34381511It's been years since I even met a girl that I was crushing on.
>AMA>doesnt answer
>>34381509Zyrtec is shit. Get prescription Aerius.
>>34381511I like 4chan guys
>>34381516It's funny in past eras this website was seen as a secret clubhouse for notorious hackers. But it's always been full of sadistic edgelords, so that's one constant.
>>34381500NoAlso I don't have any of your shirts, you're barking up the wrong treeBut if I did, just buy new ones it's not that hard>>34381510Based and same>>34381506I don't have one at the moment desu. I have a bit of a crush on my witch friend though. I also like my mommy friend though only see her occasionally. These are the only two adults IRL that haven't pissed me off in some way and made me hate them lol>>34381509>Zyrtecthat's cetirizine iirc; try loratadine or fexofenadine (I take the latter currently)>>34381520wtf be patient
>>34381511Yes>>34381513I always run through the pocket size tissue packs extremely quick. If I had spring allergy bf we need a tissue budget.
I remember being 12 years old at school.There was a guy who was both the outspoken gooner and also the outspoken white supremasicst. It was so weird. I wonder what because of him.I don't even rember his name but I remember what he looked like.He looked like what a Chud would look like.
>>34381523>It's funny in past eras this website was seen as a secret clubhouse for notorious hackers.Im such an oldfag i remember the LOIC threads on /b/
>>34381508The Apps™, back before they got bad.
>>34381529Old
I only knew one girl who ever admitted to using 4hcan and she was a yaoi obsessed mudslime
>>34381511The don’t care and I’ve been here for years and I still don’t understand 4chan lingo
>>34381526>tissueI use handkerchiefs. They are much nicer on my delicate nose.
>>34381532These days it seems like a lot of 4chan lingo is borrowed from incel/looksmax culture shit. Which is incredibly fucking stupid in its origins, normalizing that speech into daily life even moreso.
>>34381511I don't think so desu, she's pretty crazy herself (though probably also too normie to know what 4chan is besides le mysterious hacker)>>34381514Do people think you're looney tunes and mentally unstable, or just a sadboi/girl?At least for me, I think the main markers are extreme mood swings, and "splitting" (very black and white thinking particularly in relation to other people)>>34381507Miaow>>34381505>terminal illness in our close familyOh, I'm sorry to hear that ):Korea eventually sounds nice at least (well the south one)>>34381531The person I know IRL who admitted to using 4chan in the past is actually a stacy lol
>>34381504Mhm then what happened
>>34381522But you're a rape victim... I want a non-damaged gf who can be a good mother in the future.
>>34381541I am not
>>34381537I'll have to ask them. First I gotta meet people. Probably depressed
>>34381484probably depression. meds.>>34381487sure>>34381490no.
>>34381499Idk if there's some kind of troll to vacationing there but it actually seems ok at first glance, why there specifically lol
>>34381537I went to uni with a Schizophrenic lady who admitted to having once been obsessed with 4chan and using it every day before she went on Schizo medications.
been so long since I cheated on a BPD girl
>>34381536Goes both ways, this place adopted reddit lingo almost immediately
>>34381524>Can not immediately choose their favourite person. Starts choosing between two different people.See that other anon was right after all.
>>34381548>this place adopted reddit lingo almost immediatelyname 5 pieces of pleddit lingo 4chan has adopted.
>>34381551LooksmaxGooner ChadStacy Cuck
My left side of the face feels tingly. Like someone injected anaesthesia. So weird
>>34381544>depressionyeah that sucks, I hope you're doing alrightwhich meds are you on? I'm glad they help at leasthave you done any therapy like dbt?>>34381543yeah maybe. have you spoken to anyone about it/seen a doc?>>34381547she should've gone yandere on you>>34381546RIP, that's sad, I can see how the nature of this site attracts schizos though>>34381550what were they right about?but it's not like everyone always has a favourite person
>>34381554That's my semen. Drying on your face.
>>34381554You might be having a stroke.
>>34381554YOU HAVE AN ICTUS CALL AN ABULANCE RN PLEASE ANON
>>34381553All of those come from 4chanWhat's next, you gonna say Mog comes from there as well?
>>34381530Not too old (definitely unc status) we just met young, we're still in our mid 20s.>>34381537Such is life, I see my own sad mourning as a self serving act and choose to celebrate the life of our loved one wherever possible. Right now our job is to be there, keep them comfortable, and trade memories about them as they prepare to take their next steps without us.
>>34381553are you retarded? those all originate here
>>34381555im on paroxetine and aripiprazole. thanks anon
>>34381558>>34381559Really? Will I die? Please please please please. Seriously I will sit tight and hope I die
>tfw you will never be stabbed to death by a BPD girl for making eyecontact with a cashier for 0.2 picoseconds too long
>>34381560I got mogged once in New Orleans. Bastards took my watch.
>>34381393I’m autistic because I don’t like a guy sleeping with a lot of women?
>>34381564you might end up stupid and unable to walk
>>34381564Please check for other signs of stroke.You'll likely end up disabled if you don't take care.
>>34381544But you moved house and sent a bunch of fucked up photos
>>34381570wtf does that even mean? i have never sent anyone fucked up photos
>>34381568>>34381569That is worse than dying. I'll be careful then. I've had the feeling for the past hour or so mostly in the jaw part.
>>34380607keep calm and embrace the autismhttps://voca.ro/1lgo45hpXokq
>>34381572Hopefully it's nothing but if you suspect signs of stroke you need to go to the emergency immediately. They will give you blood thinners to try to prevent major damage.
i am basically tomoko if she wasn't a weeb and met her bf on 4chan
>>34381571You sent photos of your private parts! Tee hee, hee hee, when I saw them I gooned my pee pee!
women, do you like Ghilbli movies?
>>34381561>choose to celebrate the life of our loved one wherever possiblethat's an interesting way to look at it, a lot of cultures do this desu>our job is to be there, keep them comfortable, and trade memories about them as they prepare to take their next steps without ussounds like you're doing what you can, respect >>34381563<3>>34381565just use the self service kiosk jk
>>34381579Not really
>>34381578huh? sure!
>>34381567Not necessarily. But autistic-style women are awful dates>0 conversation >"anxiety" that is just a cop-out for no social skills>annoying The fact you don't like someone having sex beyond an arbitrary number you can change at-will just makes you a bitch >>34381571I don't know, I was role-playing just like you are. There are no women here, tranny.
Wait, are BPD girls same as BBC girls? What is the difference?
>>34381575I raised both my arms, said some sentences without problem, my smile is equal my balance is fine so is my vision. I think It's nothing serious
>>34381582how can you not like themin japan all the girls love them, that and disney
>>34381579just watched 2 but yeah
>>34381579They have too many bare feet in them. Obviously made for gross men to goon to.
>yikes>not all men, but probably a man>ick>passes the vibe check>it's called being a decent human being>I literally can't even>toxic masculinity >problematicFemanons, do you talk like this?
>>34381585asado is better than barbacue and ill die on that mountain
I just want a 4.5/10 white/European gf who enjoys nature, loves animals, and just aspires for a modest existence, and has her shit together regarding schoo/work/finances.Unfortunately they are all taken.
got a date tomorrow with a girl whose very accomplishedusually those dont go anywherebut its very close to my house so i may as well go any tips for bagging a career hawk/high accomplishments woman?
>>34381591You will be subjected to homosexual rape. And it will turn you gay.That is what always happens to men like you. It's almost a prophesy at this point.
>>34381576based and godspeed>>34381584you sound mean>>34381591>yikes>vibe check>I can't evenI say this as a moid lol
>>34381591no.
if I can't haver her NO ONE CAN
>>34381585BPD people are emotionally unstable, deeply attention seeking, manipulative and Machiavellian. They don't take accountability and overthink things that wouldn't even cross your mind until they get mad at nothing.BBC girls just fuck black dudes, I can't say shit because I love fucking black chicks.
>>34381470If I was a prison guard, I would poison every single pedophile.
>>34381594Beee yourself and take an interest in her I supposeNot every accomplished person cares if the other person is on "their level"
>>34381599Wtf maybe get help?
Do any women get off on the thought of a man's toes wiggling in the air as another man forcibly homosexually fucks him up the ass?
>>34381603>Beee yourselfpeople laways say this, but im a social chameleoni adapt to my environmentthere is no 'me'
>>34381600You call it being Machiavellian I call it being a silly goose, teehee
I really liked “Teen Titans Go”. About to watch “Teen Titans” the original one.
>>34381607well I guess try to find a balance. some social chameleoning is normal, but don't be a fake version of yourself
>>34381596thanks
Why is this mischievous behaviour so sexually hot?
>>34381610>really liked “Teen Titans Go”based, it's really underrated/over-hated imo>“Teen Titans” the original onea classic fr
One thing I've realized is that most men who hate women aren't in relationships and most women who hate men have boyfriends and husbands that basically provide for them. What's the deal with the latter? At least the former has an excuse, the latter are just ungrateful cunts.
>>34380711Something that irritates me about modern western dating is that all girls will say, being nice, kind and considerate, not a cheater, caring and responsible is not a positive, because that is the basic minimum that every guy should just be able to do.But then they all date Chad-lites and complain how they are not nice to them, inconsiderate, cheaters, and irresponsible.So basically they try to rob the good qualities from us less physically attractive men by calling our good traits "basic minimum". But then, it is obvious that other men don't reach this "basic minimum". It's just so unfair how they say shit like this.
>>34381613Airbnb, more like Airbnp
>>34381615I found it clever and witty
>>34381617people are hypocrites and lack self-awareness, more news at 11>>34381619yeah the writing is really funny. I think it's just hated cause it's much sillier in tone than the original TT
>>34381584lol now I’m anxious and don’t talk too? I don’t know why you have to make up a person instead of asking me anything.
>>34381604I don't need help, I need her back
>>34381606Your gimmick is the least interesting
>>34381561Why were you on apps so young
>>34381588I’m Japanese. We don’t all love the same things. I think the art style is beautiful, but I think the movies are boring
>>34381616Yeah unironically true. I guess it depends on the type of women that talk shit about their bf/or husbands
>>34381584>autistic-style women are awful dates>0 conversationbro has never dated an autistic yapper girl who won't shut up about her interests lol
>>34381623Did she leave you or did you leave her and regret it?
>>34381593What if she's a 3/10
>>34381617>women being dishonest about their dating rationalNever seen it before.
>>34381594>a girl whose very accomplishedTip #1: Don't communicate with her over text.
>>34381627>I’m Japanese.explain this to me pleasehow come some girls will go on a date for 5+ hours with me just to ghost me afterwards?why dont they leave early if theyre not interestedwhilst sometimes ive had girls leave after an hour and then by the 2nd or 3rd date we go to a love hotel.Japanese women are so hard to read compared to european ones, those just tell you straight up its not going anywhere
if you are mean to cats you are a bad person and I hope bad things happen to you >:(
>be a cat person because cats are based and dogs are for losers who need a lot of affection>Every ex ive had was a dog personexplain this is it an opposites attract kind of thing?
>>34381638women say they want cat "men" but they yearn for dog chads
Women would you rather date a white man that acts black, or a black man that acts white?
>>34381631I like medium height girls who are slightly thicc/chubby, with long dense hair.
>>34381626I was 18 and wanted to meet someone new. I knew a few girls who wanted me but the feeling wasn't mutual and I didn't want to lead them on or take advantage of their feelings for cheap thrills.
>>34381636Non of this sounds familiar to me and I don’t know why some leave early and some don’t. Are you sure you are dating and talking to women?
>>34381641Please explain the difference
my instant ramen is a bit crunchy....
>>34381643Oh you’re a normie as fuck
one time a woman paid dinner for me and afterwards we went to a hotel and she wanted to touch my willy
>>34381637agreed, there's a special place in hell for them>>34381638same lol>is it an opposites attract kind of thingI think so, at least it can often be the case
>>34381639Dog is a dealbreaker. Your fantasy is not reality
>>34381649So you are a man hoe
>>34381596I am mean now. I hate this world. >>34381622Why are you so puritanical ?>>34381629I guess not.
>>34381593Why not date one online?
Man acts human
Makes me so sad I wasted all my youth being alone. I had free time and energy and no one wanted to be with me because what, wrong place wrong time? I was just unappealing? Idk
State genderI drank too much about a week ago, and spent the entire next day feeling horribly nauseous. Ever since, though, I've still been dealing mild nausea every morning. How do I stop it?
>>34381637Sometimes the cats are just acting really annoying.
I hate that I grew up around wiggers they are scum of the earth just disgusting creations
Women how does twitching penises make you feel?
>>34381661Take some ginger a lot of it
>>34381648I try to be, at least. Went through a lot of shit to survive my younger years and I'm more than happy getting to live a peaceful life with a beautiful woman.
>>34381666I'm allergic to ginger. What else?
>>34381660Same, I have nothing to look forward to except fucking escorts. I tried every self-improvement meme and still had nothing when I was at my peak physical shape.
>>34381657>onlineBeing conventionally unattractive, I avoid online dating, because it's just awkward when you meet in person and there's a high probability that either one of you or both won't be each other's type.It's far better to meet in person.
>>34381656I’m not. You got triggered because 15-30 body counts is not for me.
>>34381579No
>>34381668Oh are you the trafficked guy
>>34381658That didn’t explain it, try again coward, use your words
Women do you like kissing men?
>>34381672Yes you are
>>34381664I didn’t grow up around them but I’m stuck in the ghetto around them and I agree
No offense but looks really are all that matter. You could be handed the shittiest most horrible deck of life and still come out on top because you’re attractive and people want to help you
>>34381673Why is her hair wet and in the middle of the face?
>>34381671Then go find one
>>34381681That's just crackheads.
>>34381669Um dang idk
>>34381682Not really, they are powerful yes but you can succeed without them, many ugly people have proved that
>>34381685I don’t see any difference
>>34381680You don’t know what that word means then lol.Are you the type of beta that say women are lesbians because they ignore you?
>>34381685Nta no. Wiggers act the way they do of their own volition which makes it even worse. God I fucking hate them
Women, how do i get attention from you?
>>34381676Thankfully no, never trafficked.
>>34381683Maybe she likes horrorpunk?
>>34381682>looks really are all that matterthis is incredibly naive...
>>34381692Get sick very very sick. Cancer sick
>>34381694Haha let’s hope so
>>34381687Romantically? No you won’t >>34381695How? Can you disprove it?
>>34381694>MisfitsbasedI prefer this version tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDTqkeFPpEU
>>34381692Be a person I like
>>34381700>How?plenty of people with good looks lead terrible lives with bad luck, and vice versato say they're "all that matter" is just retarded
>>34381683She just got done swimming
>>34381697So you're saying i should.... get down with the sickness?
Everyone: What’s something you’re still working on about yourself?
Atoga party at a run down warehouse. Wear black
>>34381692Go read smutty fiction written by women. Take notes
>>34381708>What’s something you’re still working on about yourself?I'm trying to be less reactionary to situations and throwing in the towel with things before I give them a proper chance Not much success so far though lol
>>34381704>plenty of people with good looks lead terrible lives with bad luckLol, where does that happen? Jeremy Meeks was a literal murderer and a career criminal, and still got out of prison because of his good looks, and is now a multimillionaire.
>>34381705She would be so ugly irl with that hair
>>34381710based, let's do it, bring glowsticksI can DJ https://voca.ro/1oSNDJXOyunI
It's Saturday morning, so no women are here right now (except BlueValkyrie). They all were out last night getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) so that they can saunter back into this thread sometime later today, assholes and snizzes red and angry and sore. Their lips will be all chapped and cracked from taking way more cock than they are comfortable with.When you walk of shame back in this thread with smeared makeup, cum dripping, won't you whores be ashamed and embarrassed that happened? Won't your dad be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted? Won't your mama be so mad if she knew Chad got that ass? And now Chad is going to ghost and ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
>>34381708Gaining weight.
Do the women in your life ever show you any appreciation?
>>34381713>where does that happenin real life>Jeremy Meekshe's one person who got really lucky>>34381717interesting fetish
>>34381719FMy friends sometimes, my mother and sisters generally no
>>34381700>Romantically? No you won’tBald old millionaire + hottie is ubiquitousYour cope will be "that isn't love". First, let's be honest you were never talking about love anyway otherwise you'd be okay with 'loving' a fellow uggo. Secondly, some women really just like bald, competent older men. Ugly fighters and criminals also get hot women
>>34381717Not reading your fetish fantasies.
>>34381708Getting more musclesBecoming more assertiveFixing my dick game
>>34381719yes>>34381721real
Do straight women even like men?
It’s freezing and I have so much to do but I have cramps
>>34381717lol
>>34381726No.
>>34381726yessome of the huzz like men a bit too much desu>>34381727do stuff one step at a time but take some breaks/rest where you can
>>34381719FYes, they are very kind and I love them
>>34381726As a concept I like them
>>34381721>>34381725>>34381731It was more of question for other men. We already know that women support each other.
>>34381719Yes, friends and mom
>>34381714Never mind the haircut, those eyes that nose that mouth would be so freaky irl.
>>34381734There are no men here.
>>34381734Oops
they say it takes 6 weeks to build a habit but ive been going to the gym for 6 months and its still a fight against myself everytime
>>34381719More than I deserve.
>>34381719Yeah. My wife has been working on a big ol' folding screen for me, and I'm very grateful. I wish she'd just passionately suck my dick, though.
>>34381719The only female I know that does that is my boss. All the other women in my life suck and are selfish emotional leeches who take way more than they ever give.
I want to know what everyone thinks of me at all times. I want my friends and family to be brutally honest with me. I need it but they refuse.
>>34381732What's the concept?
>>34381726MNot really. They like the idea of a man, but are always disappointed in the real thing and quickly lose interest.
>>34381734Women don't support each other lol. They put on a good front and do the fake hugs and caring; but they tear each other down like crabs in a tank trying to escape
>>34381734>more of question for other menI am a man >:[>>34381739no pain no gainig the old adage "nothing worse doing it ez"keep getting those gainz>>34381743they don't want to hurt your feefees>>34381746these huzz ain't loyal
>>34381734>We already know that women support each other.I thought we all knew women are all being mean competitive bitches towards each other.
>>34381744Unrealistic book boyfriends
>>34381752The book boyfriend in real life would also get massively shot on and rejected.
>>34381752is "unrealistic book boyfriends" the foid version of anime waifus
>>34381751Nope
>>34381748you are so insanely insufferable, you spamming shit
>>34381739>and its still a fight against myself everytimeThat's never going to stop.
I unironically make money selling "I hate men" t-shirts to women.
>>34381746FYeah
>>34381757>first panelMe talking to femanon
I never ghosted any of those gorls. I liked them all. Pump and dump sucks >>34381758Kek
sometimes I lie to womenand by sometimes I mean everytime unless theyre family
I need to clean my room
Guys, why do you ghost women after what seemed liked a really good and fun first date? This is literally one of the most fucked up things you can do because we have no idea what we did wrong? Its fine if something didn't click for you or you saw something that made you think we aren't compatible, but please be honest and tell us. Don't be a coward, be a fucking man about it.
Does anyone else here do dry-fasting?
>>34381768women do this way more often than men
>>34381758lol>>34381756haters gonna hate>>34381766u can do it>>34381768>why do you ghost women after a dateI never have>>34381769no, I need my water
>>34381768Never did that. You're just another dumb cunt chasing Chad.
>>34381665Fascinated.
>>34381768You are a male incel baiting other men
>>34381752Someone who reads books? Or writes books?
>>34381768did you even initiate a conversation with him? a lot of women say they get ghosted but they just mean the guy didnt make a first move
>>34381758Sure you do
>34381772To be fair, it is completely natural to dislike shit like you.
How good are you at dancing? Do you like doing it or do you feel embarrased? State gender
>>34381769Once per year for Yom Kippur. I should do it more often, though.
>>34381784M.Awful.I never dance and I refuse to dance.
>>34381784M, I love dancing with the huzz, it's a lot of funI'm alright I guess
>>34381785Yom Kippur, more like Nom Kipper cause imma eat and nap through that shii
Who else loves cocaine?
>>34381791I just like the smell
>>34381784At the of 9th grade we had a formal dance with assigned dance partners. The girl I danced with complained throughout the entire dance that she wanted to dance with another girl instead. M
>>34381719>Do the women in your life ever show you any appreciation?FNo, except for my wife and nieces.
>>34381779I texted him 4 times not all at once. I said I had a good time after the date. Like 3 days later I said I was looking forward to going out again and wanted to see if he had next Friday free. A few days later I sent a 3rd text maybe he had been busy and hadn't had a chance to read it yet and if he had Friday or Saturday free. 4th text I finally was asking if I did something wrong? I thought we were meshing really well and I just wanted to understand what happened. I look back on these 4 texts in a row with no response and it's just embarrassing to me to be ghosted like this.
>>34381785Catholics are also supposed to fast during lent but I never really done that shit. IDK why you Muslims keep that shit up.
>>34381797>*end of 9th grade
>>34381800>4 texts2 is already too much, no way hes going to reply nowanyway i get ghosted all the time by girls after seemingly good datesno explanation to its whatsoever. i just try once and if they ignore me thats it
>>34381791I do, it's the best drughaven't touched it in years tho
>>34381797In 12th grade I waltzed with this fat African girl. Then the DJ instantly put on some... socioeconomic beats and I dipped.Had a girl try to drag me onto the dance floor, and I rejected her. Now I'm alone in my apartment and full of regret.
>>34381800Did he pay for the date?
>>34381768Why do women do this? I liked all of the 15 or so women I fucked. I wanted to be with themEspecially the ones who were intense at first>>34381784Bad, but I do it anyway >>34381791Pass. Too expensive
If you're average height, 85% of women filter you out of their dating pool. Kinda crazy.
>>34381812I've never done this to any guy ever!
>>34381811Yes. I offered to split, I always do on a first date but if he insists I let him pay.
>>34381813Only online. That's why I don't use online dating. It's pointless if you're not top x%.
>>343818137'0" is wild lmao>>34381800sorry that happened but he sounds like an ass, bullet dodged
>>34380903>guys, why do you do this?it sets off whatever the male equivalent of a pick-me is, who cannot help but point out how much of a "simp" i'm being, and that is genuinely funny
>>34381813Not if the women are smol
>>34381812>I wanted to have a serious relationship with all of the 15+ women I slept with but they all ghosted mesomehow I doubt this
>>34381814It hurts
>>34381813The jump from 5'11 to 6'0 is absurd. Average height guys should just wear shoe lifts and claim to be 6'0.
>>34381813Using online dating as a short guy is useless.Even if you get dates, they are going to be with girls who are WAY below your league, because they are the only ones who are going to actively set a very wide height filter.
>>34381822nta but ironically I've been out with more girls taller than me or my height, than shorternot everyone gives a shit, especially irl>>34381828I went out with girls above my league online dating lol (several dates) but that was years ago
>>34381826...that's already what they do
>>34381827He keeps saying that Anons what Would you think if your gf/wife named their child after trees/nature
>>34381816Could be he just didn't feel up to spending that much again so soon. Or a date wasn't the kind of entertainment he wanted for his next weekend, and he just wanted to watch tv or see friends but it feels lame to say "I don't want to see you, no particular reason, I just want to watch TV" then your extra texts made him feel pressured (unjustified). If he doesn't get in contact in the next week with an apology let him go. You probably didn't do anything wrong
>>34381828just lie about your height on your profile, women can't into spatial reasoning and won't be able to tell. same trick works for dick length btw
>>34381833That’s a family tradition of mine, actually
>>34381830I mean, I'm only talking from my experience.OLD I just get matches who are ridiculous.IRL I am no Chad, but I can actually meet some attractive girls who are a good match. Or another way of saying it, my two ex-gfs were WAY hotter than what I could get from Tinder.
>>34381824I did.
Why do women ghost after 1 - 5 fucks?
>>34381839prove it jk>>34381838you must have a very charismatic personality irl or something
>>34381842They ghost after you try to lick their asshole during sexy time.
>>34381833Ok professor oak
>>34381844I guess so. Girls like me a lot on a platonic level.I'm also decently high IQ and a good talker and score quite high in empathy.But I'm 5'6 so it's still a hurdel.
>>34381845Anal is gross
Time to go to work. Brain no worky after the past few posts.
I want to know why life had to be this way
>>34381844>prove itHow?
>>34381850Have fun. Good luck with your aching feet.
>>34381854No that’s after work anon, but thank you.
>>34381853>How?idk you tell me>>34381851your job's a joke, you're broke, and your love life is DOA>>34381850hope work is chill>>34381848>decently high IQ and a good talker and score quite high in empathyok no need to bragjk I'm glad you had some success at least>good talkerthis is probably the main thing desu. I can't hold a conversation to save my life unless I'm drunk>hurdelare you german
>>34381851I hate to be the bearer of QoTSA but No One Knows
>>34380718nothing
>>34381851it's pretty simple. God's Providence determines how things can go, Necessity determines how they will go, and Fate realizes Necessity. any questions?
>>34381842>Why do women ghost after 1 - 5 fucks?You're so bad the first time that they convince themselves it must have been a fluke.
Well foids?
>>34381861I really, really liked some of them. But I'm far too weird. Molested boys be like that.>>34381862Indeed a fool, am I
>>34381845You're not just wrong, you're stupid.
>>34381861I know, I was cringing typing that, but I wanted to give other anons an idea of how short men can still date relatively hot girls if they got their shit together.Yes, I'm the anon always talking about Germany, lol But that was just a clumpy typo.
>>34381869>soaked mattresses >-girls guilting me into staying for daysI don't know
>>34381871>Molestedit all makes sense nowsorry they all ghosted you tho
>>34381873godspeed anonyeah I'm only 5'7'' but never found it an issue(the issue is my terrible personality)
>>34381875Well, some flaked out on dates until I went spaz mode.I can't wait to die. This life is awful
>>34381870Left. Men without chest hair are like angels without wings.
>>34381877>until I went spaz modethat might've been what did it>can't wait to die. This life is awfulreal and sameleast you got laid tho
>>34381878bitch arent you a lesbian
>>34381866Why is it necessary for me to suffer?
>>34381870That nigga lookin moist.
>>34381870I'm a straight guy but the hairy dude looks hotter.
>>34381878S...should I grow a mustache?How do you feel about beards?
>>34381833>named their child after trees/naturePretty.
MI just got my weight down to 138 pounds. Women, are you proud of me?
>>34381768FI have never had a single man be honest to me about this.
>tfw spend time on my own>feel great>tfw spend time with other people>feel terriblemaybe trying to be social is actually just a waste of time
>>34381768women do this more than men
>>34381894your skeleton should weigh more than that
>>34381894Yes how did you do it
>>34381881I've had sex once in 11 months. The redhead girl hurt me a year ago
>>34381898This lol, women hate non-Chads
>>34381833>what Would you think if your gf/wife named their child after trees/natureI don't think I'd date someone with a child. That aside, depends on the name. Heather is cute. Eucalyptus, not so much.
>>34381895Men don't really have rich social lives, so we sometimes go out with ugly bitches we don't like.
>>34381899That doesn't sound healthy. >>34381900Skipping breakfast and cutting out almost all snacking.
>>34381901>sex once in 11 monthsMore than most people hereI'm almost a wizard>>34381906>going out with someone you don't likeYou're an idiot for this
>>34381833My family would be offended cause it's kinda expected that you name your kids after your parents/grandparents.
How are we digging the new Ye album? I like All The Love
>>34381885because the nature of existence is suffering. joy and suffering are two sides of the same coin.
>>34381908NTAThat's nothing. I've fucked women I didn't like, and even one I wasn't attracted to.
>>34381884>bitch arent you a lesbianI put the bi in bitch>>34381891>S...should I grow a mustache?If you can >How do you feel about beards?They're fine when not being used to cover a weak chin/jaw. But mustaches represent discipline, authority, masculinity, and strength. Beards are wilder, more rugged, and masculine in a way that is more quiet confidence than a mustache. Mustaches demand respect. Beards earn it. So yeah, it's all in what vibe you want to give off.
>>34381914how is it? is he is still a based nazi or did he tone it down?
>>34381916Why?
>>34381914We don't listen to rap “music” here. Eminem doesn't count
>>34381768Literall all women I've ever met in person or online loved ghosting as a concept and strategy. I don't know what you're talking about. I was always the last one to reply in all of the conversations I've head, before they faded away.
>>34381916NTAI've never fucked a woman I didn't like or wasn't attracted to.
>>34381906>so we sometimes go out with ugly bitches we don't like.Only retards do that
>>34381914He'll never top College Dropout or Graduation. >>34381921/mu/ is that way
>>34381919I'm male, so I have an actual libido, which means I'll sleep with pretty much any willing woman if I'm single and struggling to otherwise get laid.
>>34381927korraposter where can I get some forbidden women knowledge
>>34381929nta but you have a problem bro
>>34381899The obsession with tall moids has grown wildly out of hand.
>>34381931At the forbidden women library.
>>34381933No, I'm just a healthy male.
>>34381929Are you white?
>>34381929I cannot relate. I have extremely high standards and don't see the point of sleeping with girls I don't fancy.
>>34381936>healthy>sleeping with women you don't like because you're desperate for sexsure
>>34381935There's a library of forbidden women?
>>34381918He apologized and he’s cool with us Jews again
>>34381084>it's no problemyou say this like I'm not ban evading daily kek
>>34381908I've also fucked women I didn't likeHowever... I was a virgin (technically) till 28
>>34381937Yeah. And to be clear, it's not like I have actually zero standards in that situation. The one time I fucked a woman I didn't find attractive, while she was indeed fat, it's not like she was some type of hambeast. She was just big, and not in a voluptuous way. So it's not like she was disgusting or hideous or gross, I just wouldn't have wanted to date her or anything. I was just horny and pent up enough to have a one night stand with her in which I came in her twice. I met her online and never saw her again.
>>34381948What do you look like?
>>34381947so you had a manwhore phase?well, I appreciate your honesty at least
>>34381944lame
>>34381939Good for you.>>34381941It's common, weirdo.>>34381950Why do you ask?
>>34381944wait til bro's next manic episode lol, I bet he'll be back on the nazi shii>>34381927"Nigga Heil Hitler" was pretty good desu
>>34381955>Why do you ask?I want to kknow
>>34381947Phase?I was dating. I just gave up because I'm not the kind of man they actually like
>>34381955common != healthy, dork
>>34381960>I was datingsounds like you were sleeping around kek, that's not dating
>>34381960Was for >>34381952
>>34381959I'm a really short white guy with brown hair. >>34381962Strictly, sure, in the same way it's healthy to never eat any candy even a single time at any point in your life. There's a reason no one in modern society lives like that, though.
>>34381966You idiots really don't understand dating IRL, huh?
I think we need selective breeding programs to create blondes
>>34381970you don't have to sleep with everyone you go out with... I'm just saying...>>34381973blondes are pretty awesome>>34381969eating candy is not the same as sexo
>>34381973Brunettes with highlights are blonde now?
>>34381975You seem unpleasant.
>>34381973i insist you stop being indian
Because the hardest of the gameIsn't even playing the gameIt's caring enough to care about playing the game
>>34381975You don't have to be an arbitrarily moralistic puritan making a non-point with every utterance.Sex is fun and morally sound.
>>34381977get slutty pink highlughts if you want to compete as a br*nette
>>343819731. that doesn't even count as blonde in a lot of countries2. I like brunettes better
Do you ever street race people you know in different cars to the same location? It's so fun, especially when you're high.
>>34381985I'm a guy, retard. The girl in the webm you posted is a brunette with highlights. Which is fine, because brunettes are generally more attractive than blondes anyway.
In general, hair colour is overrated. I guess people bleach hair to try to steal the aura of whiter people.But in practice as far as aesthetics go, hair fullness and length is far more important than colour.
>>34381973I think you need to shut the fuck up and go sit quietly in a corner, face toward the wall.
>>34381993>begone No. Suck a dick, English
If cats only lick the ones lower in the hierarchy, does that mean that the scruffiest one is the top cat?
>>34381993I thought you were in jail wtf
>>34381168Becuase it means the Christians were the only people to see eventually see slavery as a moral evil and abolish it...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA0-21H1TtU
>>34381982it's easier to simply not care about avoid the "game">>34382002>Suck a dickthat's hella gaysoz I'm just in a bad mood
>>34382004no, psych ward, jail just sounded cooler
I could've saved iDubbz
>>34381216You're looking at wrong men, historically the opposite was the case, as chastity was defended tooth and nail becuase promiscuity was seen as a moral danger danger to society.
>>34382013Pre or post cuckoldry ?
>>34382013It's interesting how that ideology he took up requires that he went all in, a little humiliation isn't enough, and it seems there is no end in sight
>>34382003the indisputable boss cat, yes
>>34382016Pre >>34382018Which ideology?
>>34382015Christ never got pussy.
I promised myself I'd message my crush today, but idk wtf to say.>inb4 heyBut then what?
>>34382021Pic not related then. That cat looks way too slick and dapper.
>>34381233>>34381239It's called not being a degenerate, many nuns, monks and otherwise chase people existed who were extremely beutiful, look beyond yourself for a minute.
>>34382026Why do you make promises you can't back up?
>>34382026ask how she's doing/what she's up to I suppose
>>34382025According to some...
>>34382010I have also posted from the psych ward.>>34382008Please be nice to me. I have been homeless. Rejected. Thrown away.Don't be mean to me anymore. I am hurting. Let's be nice?>>34382026Just fucking do it. Your first 40 rejections will hurt less and less. This shit is a number game
>>34382025Never married, yet He's the bridegroom, never ruled a nation, yet kings and emperors bowed to Him and proclaimed Him Lord.All glory to Christ.
>>34381717https://voca.ro/1oSYgqPCLbgC
>>34382024>Which ideology?The one he submitted to at the behest of his wife
>>34382037>Your first 40 rejections>40where are you people even meeting so many people lolI can count the number of girls I've asked out in my life on my hand>Don't be mean to me anymore. I am hurting. Let's be nice?sorry I'm just in a shitstirring mood so will ttyl
Someone told me to go and kill my self in a video game. Why do some people take that stuff so seriously i will never care to understand.
>>34382044Kill yourself here too, please.
>>34382028>>34382038sounds like cope
>>34380718I wish I could say it was entirely my own doing but I'm now quite confident I should only be friends with this girl and stop cuddling up with her when we hang out at her place. There's too many things we'd have to change. I could have short term fun with her until she leaves the US in May, but I don't think that'd be good for me. I want to lose my virginity but I don't know if I want this girl to have it. I can't fold to the first cute girl that gives me a modicum of attention and completely overlook her red flags. I should save it for someone I can love in the long term, for someone I could actually picture marrying.Also my advisor read my paper after 3 weeks of me harassing him to finally do it. I've made a few new friends this month. I don't feel like I've changed (and have been failing to avoid dessert every day) but I've gotten a lot of compliments on my physique this week, from both men and women. I think things are overall looking up.
>>34382013It's amazing how he ruined his career for some 4/10 chubby uggo. He could have just used his Youtube money to travel to Dubai or Europe and get his balls busted by a real 10/10 dominatrix.
>>34382046Don't feel like it
>>34382046the people who should never do
>>34382026>You: hey how was your friday?>her: [some bullshit]>You: cool cool. Do you wanna go do <fun thing> with me at <time>?What is your goal when you say you promised yourself you'd message her? Do you want to ask her out, or get more information so you can better plan a date? Do you have any ideas of what you'd want to ask her out to, or what she does for fun? How well do you know her?
>>34382042Do you understand how many girls I have to meet before I get laid? Let alone a girlfriend?You fucking faggots do nothing about your situations and call me a whore because I tried. You all deserve wizard status. Women are brutal. Get used to itFucking queer autist faggots.
>>34382044Sometimes killing yourself in game is an animation/time skip. Especially in games with limited penalties for death.Popping a Ring of Sacrifice and killing myself while lost in Blighttown was one of the best decisions in my gaming life.
>>34382064>You fucking faggots do nothing about your situations>You all deserve wizard statusI mean you're not wrong>Please be nice to me. Don't be mean to me anymore>Fucking queer autist faggotsomegalul
>>34382064>Do you understand how many girls I have to meet before I get laid? Let alone a girlfriend?>You fucking faggots do nothing about your situations and call me a whore because I tried.Post unclear. Are you an angry lesbian?
>>34382044Because they're jealous of you and or because you were being a meanie/jerk
>>34381929>I have an actual libidoNah, your behavior is caused by the combination of an impulsive short term reward oriented brain and an overly sensitive pp that would explode even if you rubbed it into a pile of dung.
>>34382064You sound angry about your life choices. Not everyone wants to be a pathetic clown until they get some pussy, but you do you lmao
Women and menI’ve come to realize that men dont grow up to be fucked up if they lack a father in their livesIt’s when your mother is a total nagging, lazy, narcissistic, disgusting looking bitch, among other thingsLike my dad is a huge piece of shit too that’s the point though, I had a father and I still turned out like shit Disagree and agree
>>34382074Thanks for working fanfiction about me!
>>34382077MI had no father and it fucked me up for life
>>34382071I'm a dejected male. The entire userbase of this place>>34382070Mother fucker cut your shit before I flip and regret what I have to say. I have nothing to live for.
>>34382082Maybe it’s just not having a good father then, because I have a dad and he’s a massive cocksucking piece of shit
>>34382077People grow to be fucked up if either parent is missing.
Why are all the women performances on Penn & Teller's Fool Us always so bad?
>>34382076Hush, virgin.
>>34382077I had no father and a crazy mother and turned out totally fine, what are you talking about>>34382084>I flip and regret what I have to saydo it>>34382087because they're fooling you
ladies are you making sure you're catching print?You need to do your part to keep these men in check and make them feel what unwanted attention looks like.
>>34381590I always wondered how Miyazaki and Ghibli films are considered "family friendly" when they include so much depictions of sexual and erotic themes like feet and toes.
>>34382087The french wardrobe lady and the french cards in a bag lady were pretty good
>>34382042I guess he lives in a big city and where you can find an event to go to pretty much every day of the week. I wish I could spam approaches, but I live in a town that looks like a retirement home.
>>34382089I prefer kneesocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp1ZluX4aYsI think this song is about foidtogans and moidtogans
>>34382089I liked Penn Jilette on Babylon 5 and Miami Vice. I also liked his appearance as a hacker in Hackers. Don't know much about him besides that.
>>34382090I just learned about this yesterday. I'm old.
>>34382088I'm not a virgin, I just never had to go through 100 rejections like you until I got pussy, lmao. That is actually sad and you're acting like a tough guy.>women are soooo brutal but I'm just such a tough guy andd I love to be humiliated ;_;Holy fuck kek
>>34382095I think this is more accurate to the male men here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSugSGCC12I
>>34382101Virgin detected
>>34382099Is he a Londoner? I always thought he sounded a bit northern in his Vocaroo, but I'm not an expert on UK accents.
>>34382078Was some part of it inaccurate?
>open thread>it's everyone just calling each other virgin or manchildI am SURROUNDED by fakecels.
>>34382099There was one time I accused someone of being a pedophile and he responded with some weird, euphoric toned rant about how he thinks all men including himself are fiddlers.
>>34382106All of it was, yeah.
>>34381784MI did folk dances (like Hopak) and also like calisthenics/breakdancingi refuse to do it since i'm not your monkey, and i don't want to fall to pride and exalting, which the Lord warned against.
>>34382107Your bare feet are exposed. I am going to goon while I watch you wiggle your toes through the web cam of your computer!
weenie
>>34382105I don't know, I was just trolling him. English people all sound queer and exactly the same
>>34382117My weenie gets hard whenever I see your bare feet. Whenever I see your toes push against the ground and your heels raised into the air. Those sexy, sinewy soles.
>>34382102based sabrina carpenter enjoyer https://voca.ro/1hzAiJcxMLbE>>34382101>just never had to go through 100 rejections like you until I got pussy, lmao. That is actually sadtbf I have more respect for the guy who goes through 100 rejections to get pussy, than the one who doesn't try at all>>34382094to each their own, scanty is bae>>34382097>Hackersbased movie
>>34382118exsqueeze me>>34382099try me then >:]>>34382105I'm in norf fc at the mo, but from souf>>34382112*plays hardbass*
girls ITT who have traveled and met a guy or guys whilst-Would they have been relationship/show your parents material?
>>34382126No, I fucked a 7 foot tall Italian man with an IQ almost that of an intellectually disabled.
>>34382125We really doing this?>more respect forSame person, bruh
>>34382129>We really doing this?bring it on jk I'm hungover and tired and hangry today
>>34382090>dicklets arent even allowed to hide it anymore as a coping mechanismSo fucking based unironically, hilarious
How to get laid as literally any guy:1. move to a big city (1m pop minimum)2. go to lots of events3. talk to lots of women, platonically4. be polite, kind, normal5. notice which girls seem more entertained by your interactions6. ask for their contacts/or ask them out7. don't chimp out when they reject you8. take the losses with dignity and focus on the yesses9. organize simple low effort but fun dates10. read the room11. ask her to come over or wait for her to ask you to come over12. eye contact13. touch14. undress15. sexy time
>>34382136so basically meet a lot of women, be nice with good social skills, and initiatewhooda thunk...
>>34382126the most i ever did was make out with a guy at a club idk
>>34381983>Sex is fun and morally sound.Negative IQ, by your logic if a pedophile started making arguments you would not be able to object. Sex is only acceptable within marriage, everything else is sexual degeneracy, it's an action in which a new human being is created, not something subjective/trivial.
>>34382128kek based
>>34382126I dated one guy I met in california and no but my mom knows I make terrible decisions and he was hot so whatever.
>>34382136And what if I do not seek to live in a big city, nor want a girl who does?
>>34382140That man was me. And I didn't just want my tongue in your mouth. I wanted my cock in your mouth. And then I wanted to play with your clit and goon your pussy.
>>34382136How to get laid: the truth of this method>do everything mentioned in this list perfectly>never make it past step 11 because you're sub3 and anon's PUA mindset is literal retardation
>>34382144If you've aged out of fitting in with the crowd in your nearest college town you're going to have a hard time.
>>34382128>7 footare their dongs really huge at that freakish height or are they still normal?
>>34382141>slippery slope fallacy.Disregarded. >>34382130Lay the fuck off with the moralistic bullshit.
>>34382123Scanty is fine. I just prefer kneesocks' hair and glasses librarian look I think.
It has become normalised.
>>3438214826, never done any party and simultaneously fatigued with cities. How to pick up small-town girls?
>>34382048So being a lustful degenerate is normal?I pray for you.
>>34382136Mhm be normal and nice, it was never a secret
>>34382162>How to pick up small-town girls?Catch them while they're out on one of their rare excursions to the college town. There's nowhere to socialize in said small town other than shitty bars that are for 45-60 year old men not for us.
It's Caturday
>>34382162The last time I met a man who said he preferred "small town girls" he meant it as a euphemism for hanging outside of middle schools with his fly down while tugging his pecker and leering at 12 year old school girls through the fence. He had multiple mental hospital stays and a few arrests for this behavior. But he is who I think of whenever I hear about a man who "prefers girls from a small town".
>>34382168but if you ask why that isn't working you're told it's "nice guy syndrome" and entitlementLiterally fuck off.
>>34382173What
>>34382151>fallacyWe've literally normalised talking about sex as something trivial when it' was historically a highly private matter, what are you smoking?
>>34382136https://voca.ro/13fwSgLnUBIathis is too many steps for the average 4channer tho, and assumes a lack of tism>>34382159>Scanty is fineshe fiiiine>prefer kneesocks' hair and glasses librarian look I thinkI can see the appeal. Scanty much hotter tho imo>>34382162>How to pick up small-town girls?in your truck, if country music videos are anything to go by
wish i had a bf being a bum in my apartment rn
>>34382172Hint: any man who likes isolated or "autistic" women just wants someone they can manipulate.Which is why these fags seethe over my body count of self-actualised whores from big cities.
>>34382171CATURDAY WOOOOO>>34382169>shitty bars that are for 45-60 year old men not for usyou can meet a cougar there tho>>34382172>hanging outside of middle schools with his fly down while tugging his pecker and leering at 12 year old school girls through the fence. He had multiple mental hospital stays and a few arrests for this behaviorwas that man you?
>>34382180Hey
>>34382180I'll come over
Just took a massive shit award
>>34382183>was that man you?No.
>>34382148If you're a non-Chad, you'll have a hard time regardless. In 2026, people don't really meet strangers and even the club sluts all have 6'3" Chads in their phones to hook up with.
She's everything a man could wantBut she's not you
>>34382189was it albert einstein?>>34382188epicdid you use febreezeI need to piss but my roommate's taking forever in the shower
>>34382191there are plenty of huzz in the club who don't care about height lolI never went out to pull but ended up sleeping over with some tall women
>>34382178It was a private matter so disgusting meh could molest kids with impunityI <3 sluts. Even if they throw me away after 3 fucks. Being chosen feels good. You want a girl with no options
>>34382172>>>/blog/>>34382182Or rather I want a woman who doesn't want to live in the "hustle and bustle", go out for drinks and karaoke, or need to travel, unlike every man and woman I've met in the city.
How many of you have roommates and how many of you live alone?
>>34382180I'm conflicted on the matter. The one I used to have worked night shift so he wasn't being a bum but he was sleeping all day and got mad when I accidentally woke him up when I needed a tampon or something I couldn't wait 4 more hours for from MY room.>>34382183>cougarI find it funny that you think there will be enough women in the small town bar that you're going to find one that's not married, not ugly, and wants to fuck a younger man.>>34382191Honestly I think a lot of guys who don't photograph well or are dry texters but aren't truly UGLY do better in person. He just has to find the environment that gives him opportunities.
>>34382197Yes. You want a naive pawn you can manipulate. Trash
>>34382198I have roommates bc I'm a brokieneed to get another full-time job and save up as much as poss to eventually buy a house (tho that'll take forever on minimum wage)
>>34382185>grrr grr my brain is so pulluted by porn that i can only express my opinion in sexual termsAre all your dogs barking bro?
>>34382196>It was a private matter so disgusting meh could molest kids with impunityI think YOUR privates were molested with impunity. You have been defiled!
Blog on sister
>>34382172ktim
>>34382204Stop replying to a spammer.
>>34382202Guess I'm also too insecure to handle a "real woman"?
>>34382201>sleeping all day and got mad when I accidentally woke him up when I needed a tampon or something I couldn't wait 4 more hours for from MY roomwhat the hell lol, what a moronhe should've slept with earplugs or on the couch or something
State gender and thoughts on the following opinion:No one, absolutely no one, should have any hair below the lashes.
>>34382198I'm employed by her family so idk if that makes me not a roommate or not. The old lady with dementia doesn't know/understand that though she just thinks we're friends lol.
>>34382196It leads to scandal, genius. By that logic, modern people who identify as MAPs are no different, they're just discussing stuff, no?And nah, i'm sworn to death before fornication, so what you say makes no sense as not being a sexual degenerate matters more. Try again <3.
>>34382216You will have no choice but to have sex when you go into prison. Every man in your cell block will make you their butt bitch!
>>34382185https://voca.ro/1nMEd2raRCHYthese posts are deranged lol>>34382201maybe a small town is hardmode but idk when I was a bartender there were plenty of milfs
>>34382214Is this like a nursing job?
>>34382218--> >>34382204Watching so much porn leads to brain damage.
>>34382213marm and leg hair is fine on men if kept trimmed otherwise agree
I'm craving doughnuts
fakecel central atm
>>34382213M, sounds pretty gay desu>>34382218https://voca.ro/13JD0EtG78R5I'm having too much fun with this lol>>34382221I think she's a carer>>34382222checkedgigacoomers are already brain damaged
>>34382213What, like the whiplashes?
>>34382224I will "glaze" your "doughnut" if you know what I mean
>>34382210The couch would have been worse? If I had to choose between not being able to use my bedroom and not being able to use the kitchen obviously I'm picking my room. Plus that's dementia lady's spot.And earplugs aren't a good fix when you need to hear an alarm. What we needed was separate bedrooms for days he worked. And for him to quit night shift. He hates it. But that is no longer my problem and I'm not sure how I feel about that right now.>>34382213You are weird and wrong and maybe a little gay.>>34382219>milfs What is it with people using milf and cougar interchangeably now? Cougar implies she also wants to fuck you, milf just means she's hot and also kind of old. Finding milfs in the wild does that man no good. >>34382221More akin to babysitting.
>>34382225Fakecel/shmakecel desua lot of us are turbovirgins/wizards though
Gonna warch some “mission hill”
>>34382228I don't have any doughnuts
>>34382223>trimming your arm and leg hair so you're spikey to the touch and no one will ever want to cuddle with youThat's your prerogative I guess
>>34382232>The couch would have been worse?well idk your setup, if the room was the best place he could've at least worn earplugs or just gone back to sleepnightshift sucks but I'd never be mad at someone for waking me>>34382232>What is it with people using milf and cougar interchangeably nowwell I know some of them dated youngerone woman told me her last bf was 20 years younger lol>>34382234based
>>34382213Incorrect.After fucking a brown girl I came to realize that a little hair on the ass is nice. Not a bush, but some noticeable strands.
>>34382232alaso>earplugs aren't a good fix when you need to hear an alarmI've never had an issue waking with an alarm when using earplugs
>>34382237If he wears earplugs then I'm the one responsible for waking him up for work. It's just not a good solution.
>>34382226>sounds pretty gay desu>>34382232>maybe a little gayI'm a woman.
>>34382225Only the women
>>34382240>If he wears earplugs then I'm the one responsible for waking him up for workis he a baby lolidk like I said I've never had an issue waking with an alarm when using earplugs (I sleep with earplugs every night)>>34382242are you a shotacon or something
>>34382239We are not the same lol. I can't wear earplugs if I need to wake up at a specific time. Honestly I find it hard to fall asleep with them in but once I am out I'm OUT. I set 3 alarms and only ever hear the last one even without earplugs.>>34382242Why do you want men to make themselves look gay?
>>34382236i mean trimmed to like 6 or 7 mm if you’re more wolf than man, not stubblei do my legs with a 7 mm guide every other week or so when it just starts to be long enough to get curly
You will suffer.
>>34382246Doesn't matter. You cut off the soft tapered end of the hair you are uncomfortable to touch now. Especially since you're doing it regularly.
>>34382247I already am
>>34382245>can't wear earplugs if I need to wake up at a specific timeRIPguess we are built differentI've always been a light sleeper, hence the earplugs>>34382231https://voca.ro/1a4tZuQIikV4the derangement continues>>34382247this >>34382250
>>34382247Tell me something new. Tell me something I don't know.
>>34382244Be glad you're a light sleeper don't judge those of us who wouldn't wake up if they were being carried by another person up a flight of stairs. He's not that sensitive to noise most of the time he's asleep. The majority of the time I was able to go in and grab what I needed without disturbing him but sometimes it would line up that I'd catch him at the wrong moment and just about anything would have woken him up.
should I go for a walk before the sun sets (and buy some snacks) or should I just keep rotting in my room
>>34382244>are you a shotacon or somethingYes.>>34382245>Why do you want men to make themselves look gay?I want everyone to look pretty. If you think it's gay for men to look pretty, then so be it. Guess I want men to "look gay". That's preferable to being ugly and hairy.
>>34382249in my 25 years no one has touched me anyway so i'd rather stay kempt
>>34382256>sometimes it would line up that I'd catch him at the wrong moment and just about anything would have woken him upoh well, still he shouldn't have gotten pissy about you needing to get stuff from your own room lol>>34382256>Be glad you're a light sleepernah I'm jelly of heavy sleepers. I used to hate working late on the bar and then being woken early by construction workers or garbage trucks or whatever>>34382259>Yesbased
>>34382044>Why do some people take that stuff so seriouslyYou're probably taking it more seriously than they meant it.> i will never care to understandThen why the fuck post about it.
I don't like long hair on men yet so many of you autists choose to grow it outCan you stop
>>34382263Shut up. There are so few men with long hair. No need to further reduce that number.
>>34382262This is my blog I post whatever comes to mind
>>34382263You wouldn't like me with short hair or bald either.
>>34382236i have very soft hairs so even the stubble is basically just fuzzy
>>34382267It clearly bothers you more than you're trying to let on.
>>34382259>prettyA subjective opinion that I happen not to share. I don't need them to be hairy to find them attractive but I definitely think it's unattractive when a man shaves/waxes his body hair.Can't you just date swimmers and leave the others alone?>>34382261It's not like he was purposely choosing to be pissy about it, and he normally would apologize once he had enough time to wake up, if I brought it up. He wouldn't remember it happening. I think he has genuine issues he can sleep for 12 hours and still be tired something is wrong with him. True I guess being easily woken is a bad thing if you ever need to sleep past 7 am.
>>34382263when I cut my hair short the huzz get annoyed
>>34382271I don't believe youI'm sure you think that because you're used to it
>>34382275>he has genuine issues he can sleep for 12 hours and still be tired something is wrong with himyeah that isn't normal, hopefully bro saw a doc or somethingwhen I worked nights/was a DJ I'd get home, sleep a few hours and be gucci>being easily woken is a bad thing if you ever need to sleep past 7 amyeah it is annoying but I either take a powernap later in the day or just power through
>>34382276>the huzzCan you please shut the fuck up already.
>>34382257Go for it bro
>>34382281lol sozI think most girls prefer shortish hair but not too short>>34382282alright I'll get off my ass in a bit and head out loldo you guys want any snax
>>34382275>Can't you just date swimmers and leave the others alone?No! The fight against body hair and all things unseemly is my personal mission.
Bro I wish I jsut had some semblance of breasts. god
>>34382289I'm not your bro, sis
>>34382289flat is justice tho
>>34382280He was blaming his antidepressants and anti anxiety meds which, valid. Probably was a big part of it. But if they're making it so even after multiple days off you're not waking up until dinner time so you're getting depressed simply because you can't DO anything and never see the sun then yeah it's time to talk to the doctor about it. Like the anti anxiety meds were sedating him and making him less paralyzingly indecisive but making his life worse in other ways and he was just kind of resigned to that instead of trying to change the treatment plan. He was looking for other jobs for a hot second but got discouraged by his other options. He's going to struggle to find a day job that pays as much as what he has now.
I think even most moids would be an A-cup if they wore bras.
>>34382298>blaming his antidepressants and anti anxiety meds which, validfairs, those can make you tired/sleep a lot>getting depressed simply because you can't DO anythingyeah, that's counterproductive to recovery lol>anti anxiety meds were sedating him and making him less paralyzingly indecisive but making his life worse in other waysyeah I felt this way on some heavier meds. they stopped me acting crazy but I felt like a zombie. I could barely function at work>going to struggle to find a day job that pays as much as what he has nowyeah, at least he still has the job>>34382300what bra should we get
>>34382277No, women are raised to mistakenly believe that men are people
>>34382289Assmaxx
>>34382280>powernap I can't do that unless it's by accident lolI guess I will count my blessings being a heavy sleeper. It has it's perks.>>34382287Why do you want them to be slippery don't you want to hold them?>>34382304Yeah he's kinda miserable and it was easier to blame me and dump me than accept that he was the one preventing him from doing things and that I just happened to be there also struggling at the same time. If he doesn't want to spend time with me because he finds me annoying that's one thing but don't get pissy because I make you dinner before work because you don't give yourself enough time to and I want you to eat.
Are there any corny and seemingly trite little bits of wisdom you learned as a child that you begrudgingly now admit are extremely accurate?For me, it's the whole "hurt people hurt people" and "insecurity breeds resentment/negativity" line of thinking. It seems highly corny and annoying when you first hear people talk that way but as you go through life, it's nearly universally true.
>>34382308>don't you want to hold them?Well, yeah, but I'd rather touch smooth, soft skin.
>>34382308>don't get pissy because I make you dinner before workwhat an ungrateful bastard lol>>34382311be careful what you wish for...
>"Women who are highly religious also report greater sexual satisfaction than other women. This surprising fact turned up as far back as 1977 in a survey by Redbook magazine, and it has been repeatedly replicated.>One study found that “for both the wives and husbands, feeling that God was part of their marriage was positively associated with sexual satisfaction.”>Another study concluded, “When it comes to relationship quality in heterosexual relationships, ighly religious couples enjoy higher-quality relationships and more sexual satisfaction, compared to less/mixed religious couples and secular couples.”>The National Health and Social Life Survey, the most detailed analysis of sexual behavior in America, found that people in intact marriages who worshiped weekly “were most likely to report feeling wanted and needed during intercourse” (94.9 percent).
>>34382311People who bully you are just jealous
>>34381371The tempure turned out well.ZUCCini is a bit unusual, but chicken and carrots good classics. Made sole egg rice and a sweet onions sauce with it.
All a that for some pussy
>>34382318this convo making me hongry
>>34382314I don't get it how can God be part of your marriage? Is this just a different way of being poly?
Cooking is expensive.
>>34382247I am.Moids why am I not getting restful sleep until like 6am-1pm? Are you sending me demons?
>>34382324not really if you buy cheap ingredients from aldi or whatever
Should go get something before the place cl
>>34382314>>"Women who are highly religious also report greater sexual satisfaction than other women.>women that are gaslit to believe a bunch of lies by men are telling the truth about their sexual satisfaction.
>>34382323His magic holy particles also work as an aphrodisiac.
I really want to live in nyc. One day. Or London.
Should I tell a woman that I don't have a car before we go on a date? Or during the date?
>>34382333I don';t
>>34382324Depends.
>>34382313I think it had to do with his mom. For the most part he's lived at home and she does a lot for him and kind of still treats him like he's 17 so my help was seen as overbearing not supportive. But it was also hard to keep track of because he'd be really annoyed with himself for oversleeping but also pissed at me for waking him up at the time he said he wanted to get up. Like the him that's just been woken up always wants to sleep 2 more hours but once he's awake he fucking hates that guy and he's mad at me and himself. On the one hand I get it but I have lived alone several different times for various periods and in my mind why WOULDN'T you want someone you trust to make you food while you do other shit you have to do? I'm kind of hoping he messages me in like 3 years and is like "hey I get it now." Not that I have an illusions of this working out and is getting back together it's just a pipe dream of being appreciated for my intentions rather than being punished for his perceptions.
>>34382333>Or Londonunless you're rich don't bother living in london lol, it's a shitholego to a nice countryside area or something>>34382327same, gonna nip out before sunset lol
>>34382316idk if i agree with this onei saw a LOT of bullying from people who are basically better at everything, i find it hard to believe the 6'4 beautiful guy with a good IQ and friends and money is bullying the fat autist for anything but fun and to get laughs out of his friends.
>>34382338Yeah it is really expensive but I will be so filthy rich
>>34382325When do you go to bed? When do you get up? How long have you been following this pattern? Are you getting enough exercise and fresh air?
>>34382333Me too. But I only have experience with entry level jobs inside a shithole
>>34382340I'll but a house in little venice >>34382342We got this
>>34382340if you've got the money and like the big city life then go for it, there's a lot to do in L O N D O N but really it's overrated imo. living in a smaller prettier city is much nicer
>just ordered food through UberEats>driver is a femaleFuuuuck how do I not embarrass myself?
>>34382330>if a woman is happy she's actually being manipulated by a manhuh
>>34382339NtaI think I agree that's not always jealousy. But it is always insecurity. If they felt secure in their position at the top they'd feel no need to try and push others down.
>>34382347Just don't accidentally let your dick flop out of your pants, that would be soooo embarrassing haha
>>34382345My father lived there in the 80s and he painted a very nice picture for me
>>34382347Ask for her number bro
>>34382347Should've told them to leave the food at the door>>34382334Eh, I think either is acceptable
>>34382330>People are happer when they have a significant other who is loyal to them>Must be gaslighting and lyingTakes a unique breed of sexual degenerates to feel this petty about it, don't sleep around folks.
How do I make a drain unclogger help or do I just have to buy DrainO
>>34382341I usually go to bed by 9-10pm and am up by 9-10am. I probably haven't been getting the exercise I need as I've been period sick and the cold outside makes me want to vomit. It's been this way for like a week tho even with me working.
>>34382139basically, yeah, the "lots of women" is key in many ways because you also get to practice your skills>>34382144then you better hope you have some solid social circle that will hook you up with a good girl, cause otherwise you're fucked>>34382146that's a matter of your standards, there's girl that will hook up even with sub3 uggos>>34382168being normal and nice is just to not scare them away, not to attract them like incels think
>>34380718The power is out due to high winds so I can't recline my bed back to sleeping position so I am crawling under the desk that straddles the lower part of my bed to sleep upside down with no leg room
>>34380718Food cooked and digested.Just having something sweet for dessert now and waiting for my eSports to continue.
>>34382357I once used a silicone funnel as a plunger but it would be a lot easier if you just get a snake.
>>34382339i was better looking and more popular/intelligent than a dude on my football teamin the locker rooms i saw he had an absolute monster cock and i have a micropenis myself. i made fun of him for being fat constantly after and he was easy to make angry so it always got big laughs
I used to wipe my buggers off my dog
>>34382362I have a snake but its not going down... am I stupid which way do shower drains curve
>>34382358>bed by 9-10pmThis is good.>up by 9-10amTry to get up earlier so that you're actually tired for bed time. Yes, this does typically involve a few sucky days while you adjust.
>>34382365Intersex?
Y'all are probably the people who were simping for Anisa
>>34382371no? i just have a small dick wtf
>>34382357Add hot water.
>>34380778Neutral CasualNever had oneNo longer have or seek friendsDon't remember love languages, INTPWe never metChristmas (formerly), now I don't care or celebrate themWe don't have a relationshipI don't know youWhat movieI haven't thought about what a date would be like in over a decadeI don't know which songI don't rememberI doubt I wouldHypocrisyMyself by defaultI used to, but not anymore NoI don't knowNot anymore
>>34382368Is it not going down because you've hit the clog? It goes down into a curve and comes back up to a straight pipe. Just keep wiggling it until you get too frustrated and give up lol.
>>34382375Okay, is there any active ingredient I can add to that? It's probably a bunch of hair in there
>>34382373Feminine men yep
>>34382378Idk it's hard to see
>>34382357Vinegar and baking soda create a reaction that produces bubbles and can help.
>>34382368>I have a snake but its not going downStop trying to fuck your shower drain, Brad.
>>34382384I thought mixing those just cancels them out
>>34382380Actually, try baking soda and vinegar first. Wait a bit, then add the hot water. Is it just a shower or is it a tub?
>>34382373Does wanting to watch her piss mean simping for her? The only time I was rooting for her was when she was trying to carry out her retard husband's ambitious plan to fry the servers as retribution for wasting everyone's fucking time this season. Total Jet annihilation.
>>34382387The foaming can help break up the clog a bit.
>>34382384That's more for dirty greasy kitchen pipes not a mass of hair and gunk like he's probably dealing with. He'd probably just make a mess.
>>34382387What?
The tingling from my face is gone
>>34382392who is anisa
>>34382387>cancels them outCancels out the things that help them actually clean things. But they cause the foaming chemical reaction with each other. If you want to use baking soda or vinegar to clean something just use one or the other.
>>34382395I assune there is a ton of cum down there.
>>34382398A Jewish Mexican woman
>>34382382feminine men are far more gross and unbearable than masculine women but the latter gets 1000x the hatred and ridicule
>>34382404Not even close to being true
>>34382311"hard work is it's own reward"if you are used to doing a few hours a day of things you don't want to do from a young age that can really be good for you in life
Pinning her down against the mat with a left arm bar over her throat, I deftly undid and discarded her belt, then with one swift motion swept her gi open and off her shoulders, exposing her bare quivering flesh to the mercifully empty dojo.
feminine man = AGP
>>34382370I have alarms for 8:30, 9 and 10. Usually by the 8 I am feeling like death warmed over. 9 I'm like ok but not yet. And 10 feels like I could get up but something feels off. I'll try to force myself at the 8:30 then.
>>34382411Not necessarily, but they are those "I am sooo emotional" bitches who avatarfag with animegirls.Meanwhile they dream about abusing you with their narcissist personality.Hang all INFP men.
>>34382414>I'll try to force myself at the 8:30 then.Sounds good.
>>34382404It's the opposite.
>>34382409Damn it I wish that had worked on me.You think I would have gotten used to it because of school but I stopped doing anything but the bare minimum for things I don't want to do when I was like 15 and haven't figured out how to reverse that stupid decision made by a depressed child as a depressed adult yet.
Everybody hurts sometimes
>>34382415Those are pedos btw
>>34382415something deeply psychotic about fantasizing about the most hideous qualities in a given group of people you strawman only to fantasize about your subsequent violent revenge fantasies against said strawmanvery unwell mind desu
>>34382410Then I carefully examined her vagina for nineteen and a half hours
>>34382417feminine traits in men do not get nearly enough hatred, and masc women endure tremendous disdain and prejudice. so no, neither of the opposites are true.
>>34382420Seen plenty of obnoxious cunts like that who aren't. Some even wanting an older "mommy" type.
>>34382421That is a woman bitching about her specific 4chan ex
>>34382414Also, ideally you shouldn't need alarms at all. Once you're in a good rhythm you should be waking up naturally.Having multiple alarms that you routinely ignore is probably only detrimental to the quality of rest you're getting.
>>34382424Wdym people HATE feminine men unless they perform the "gay bestie" trope for white women
>>34382425Autopedo is still pedo
>>34382425everything masculine/feminine always gets reduced down to sex shit ive noticed here95% of it is personality types, emotions, etc. sex preferences are tangential
>>34382418I include everything up to like 18 as "young age"
>>34382432Please give us the gender theory lecture we can't get through
>>34382282Out on my walkies>>34382415>Hang all INFP menWhat did we do D:>>34382397Hooray >>34382393Bro looks wired lol
>>34382428Yeah but I'm out of my usual rhythm. And the alarms are supposed to be reminders for me being awake and not asleep. But I am just not falling asleep at the right times at night now.
>>34382436Damn I agree, hang you
I fucked up. This 9/10 arthoe with 32Cs, maybe D breasts and a nice ass with fishnets made conversation with me for 30 seconds when in line to get tacos after going to the bar. They gave us a ticket and had to wait 10 minutes for our food. During the wait time, we both were talking to our respective groups, about 15 feet apart and she kept looking at me. All I had to do was introduce myself and I would've potentially gotten a gf or at the very least, a great hook up. I'll do better next time :)
>>34382373Who>>34382366Why>>34382359>the "lots of women" is key in many waysBoomhauer was rightYeah I guess it's not too different to applying to jobs and going to interviews lol. It's good practice until you eventually find someone cool>>34382357Use the drain fluid and the other solutions suggested
My beard is too long and I want to shave it. But I look ugly with no facial hair (I look best with about two weeks worth of stubble). Normally this isn't a problem because I don't care if I look ugly, but I have a first date next week and I want to look decent. What should I do? I don't own a beard trimmer. I have a pair of paper-cutting scissors that could be used to trim, but it'll probably end up looking sloppy and asymmetrical.
>>34382434not really gender theory just basic observations about male/female behavior
>>34382443Both are cringe
>>34382351LegendYou should check it out sometimeJust avoid the endz >>34382438Woww rude>>34382440Lesson learned lolIktf
>>34382356>>34382348If marriage was good for women, men would have taken it away from us.
>>34382441She was always next to me and the paper wasn't
>>34382430>AutopedoI don't know what you mean with that, but I think male childfuckers are a thing in every niche/genre/type or whatever you want to call it.Look at all the Epstein pedos, none of them were some metrosexuals, but men who looked either normal or masculine.Anyway, I am not here to defend those whiny assholes.But rest assured I realize people like >>34382436 are pretty much walking garbage.
it's a bad idea to set up someone (especially a sibling) with someone you like/used to like right? nothing would've ever happened between us, but yeah it makes me feel sus to not mention anything to the sibling. it would make me look bad since i just got into a relationship myself.
>>34382442I mean if you shave today you should have some stubble at least by the date Get an electric razor bro
Really makes you think
>>34382447Ah yes, the "white people are holding me down by giving me EBT and free housing" school of philosophy, adapted for the gender war
>>34382445retarded response
>>34382437>Yeah but I'm out of my usual rhythm.Hence you need to work on getting it back. Who can say what kicked you out of it though.> the alarms are supposed to be reminders for me being awake and not asleepI'm saying they're detrimental if you ignore the reminders.
There goes my honeyThere goes my heartThey're gone foreverSo hard to find
I got a massive clump out with hot water
>>34382449>LookedWhy do women expect appearance or "vibes" to be meaningful predictors even though they hate chud things like physiognomy?
I wish he loved me as much as he says he did
>>34382452People who say this rarely seem to follow up much on that promise.
>>34382442So go buy a middlingly expensive beard trimmer
>>34382449Autopedophilia means that someone gets off to the thought of being a child.
>>34382466Oh... well, I only ever heard that from women who are into age regression and all that stuff.
>>34382461really makes you think
>>34382044>Why do some people take that stuff so seriouslyhttps://voca.ro/13My2xa0J4FC
>>34382460https://voca.ro/1htg1yLrYYeI
NO RECESSNO RECEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS
Love is antithetical to the feminist mindset
>>34382477https://youtu.be/vyXcWgrCxeI?si=LddnWjKnZsIw_zUQ
Sard hex on the floor with the pale femanon.
>>34382469because its almost exclusively a woman's fetishall the dudes into "mommy"shit are just into strong, domineering women. actually wanting to age regress specifically is as uncommon in men as foot fetishes are in women
>>34382458Yeah, warm water enemas are pretty great.>>34382402Just like the president>>34382357>How do I make a drain unclogger help or do I just have to buy DrainOIt depends on the clog. I sometimes get hair in my drain, and will use a wire clothes hanger and straighten it out except for a small 45 degree hook on the end. If the clog is past the u-pipe, you'll need a snake or auger. >>34382324>Cooking is expensive.Not really, unless you're buying ingredients by the meal.>>34382314>people with faith, community, and a devoted significant other report higher satisfaction in other aspects of their lifeGee, fucking Nobel Prize winner over here.>>34382442>What should I do?Go to a barber and ask them to trim it.>>34382479>Love is antithetical to the feminist mindsetNot true, unless you subscribe to the idea that women's love is expressed through submission.
>>34382481Why the floor?
>>34382351https://voca.ro/1ddVqvp2UEee
>>34382460Who
>>34382479No, but it is antithetical to good sex
You find this puppy girl playing in your front yard, what would you do, /atoga/?
>>343824931. Check for penis.2. Ask how the tail is wagging.3. Check for penis again, just to be sure.
How do I hang a hook on a wall
>>34382495Screw and an anchor
>>34382495Stick on hook or nail/screw on hook? What are you hanging?
>>34382495Get a man.
>>34382490Very helpful. Thanks for the advice.
>>34382495You need a hook on the wall, to hang the hook on.
Femanons:1. have you experienced any sort of bullying at school/work from other girls?2. what was it like?3. what should a 3rd party look out for to notice if girls are bullying other girls?
>>34382495How heavy of a thing is going on the hook? Are you hanging it over a stud or empty space?
>>34382494I'd be disappointed if she doesn't have a penis.
>>34382501Nigga wants to swoop in like a white knight so bad
>>34382505Don't be so fucking cringe. I just want to know what is going on.
>>34382501I had one "friend" in my neighborhood who was really bossy and could say hurtful shit when you didn't want to do what she wanted to when I was like 6 but all the experiences I'd categorize as bullying were perpetrated by boys.
>>34382493https://voca.ro/1moWho5rsTZk>>34382499Nw m8>>34382495https://voca.ro/15DvcxQWLXvk
How often do you imitate fictional characters? What characters are you currently imitating?
>>34382514I don't do that because I'm not a child
>>34382514Hannibal LEcter
Do people go out Saturday night? Maybe I'll go out. Out on the prowl hehe
>>34382516I'm a proud manchild. The entire concept of adulthood is slavery to me.
>>34382519Gonna keep on dancin' to the rock 'n' roll, On Saturday night, Saturday nightDancin' to the rhythm in our heart and soul, On Saturday night, on Saturday nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BKKaKT_dtM
Women do you bite the hand that feeds
>>34382501no. it's boys/men who bully everyone bc they have less empathy lmao.
>>34382501I got pantsed when I was 8 but I suspect it was orchestrated by a boy. Other than that it's just been social exclusion which I personally don't view as bullying.>what should a 3rd party look out forI have no idea. There either is a clear perpetrator or there isn't. Bullying isn't subtle in my experience, aside from exclusion.
>>34382527Sometimes. I bet >his hands are tender and chompable.
What does chad do on a saturday afternoon?
Men, why do you simp? Don't you have any self respect?
>>34382539I stopped a while ago
>>34382539I don't do that.
>>34382540Why'd you even start
>>34382538They watch shitty movies or listen to shitty music while talking to their friends about the Friday night party or discussing the upcoming party on a Saturday.>t. brother is a Chad
>>34382539Why do you?
>>34382539>Men, why do you simp? I have no value
>>34382539i dont the men that do are misguidedly searching for affection/sex/both
>>34382539>why do you simp?1. For attention2. Having a lot of money is absolutely pointless if you have nobody to spend it on or with.
WTF I AM A MARXIST NOW
>>34382548You spend it on random girls? At least get an escort or a massage
>>34382549Marxism is pretty based. Che Guevara is my idol.
Magic 8 ball: will I have sex this year?
>>34382551>At least get an escort or a massageI'm scared of talking to women irl, except elderly ladies.
to people who've experienced it, whats it like to be physically desirable
>>34382552Sorry, not a fan of populists.
>>34382557People just touch you for no reason
>>34382558all forms of populism, no matter how seemingly opposed they can be are tied together by a universal trait of being absolute garbagethere is no form of populism that isn't repulsive slop, it isnt possible
>>34382557girls make eye contact with you more and are more friendly, but they still didn't approach, in looks im like a 5-6 but I had a great body at the time
>>34382560Yeah, hence why I'm not a fan.
Really fun to sit around in a discord call with a group of guys talking about their sexual escapades and hookups and all the girls they have, while I've only been with one girl who left me due to bad dick game.
>>34382561>I had a great body at the timeDescribe it and what happened to. it
>>34382558Technically Vanguardism is an anti-populist form of Marxism.
>>34382539My self respect bids me to ignore bullies like you.
>>34382554How did you make your money? I could do so many things if I had more money. It's funny how God gave us different challenges.
>>34382519Nah. Where would I go?>>34382527Occasionally. But I apologize.
>>34382553Better not tell you now
>>34382557Pretty nice, but it can steer you into making wrong decisions.
>>34382566juicy shoulders, bicep veins, adonis belt, veiny forearms>what happened to itsome bad stuff happened in my life and I spent 6 months getting fat
>>34382557im still ugly but>lost 100 pounds>immediate, blindingly obvious and tremendous social gains across all forms of life, being an outright worse person yields flatly incomparably benefits compared to being the most docile, amicable and agreeable person I could be when fatappearance is all that matters in 80% of in-person situations, the blackpill mindset is unfortunately true there
>>34382569>How did you make your money?Journeyman boilermaker
>>34382573What happened
>>34382570Some party? Hang with sone friends I dunno that's why I'm asking
>>34382501>Femanons:>1. have you experienced any sort of bullying at school/work from other girls?Yes>2. what was it like?Gossiping, whispering, judgey faces looks, passive aggression >3. what should a 3rd party look out for to notice if girls are bullying other girls?Google it
FUUUUUCK MY LIFE
>>34382528Men do it because it elevates their status amongst females. I never saw any foids around the bullied guys, they always went out with the bullies.
>>34382557>whats it like to be physically desirableJarring when you used to be undesirable. People treat you so much differently. Especially the opposite sex.>>34382559>People just touch you for no reasonSadly they also do this when you're ugly. People don't respect boundaries.>>34382576Do you think any of this was also psychosomatic or was more due to an increase in self-confidence than just the weight loss?
Question for other brokies, if someone wanted you to travel somewhere with them and they said they would pay for virtually everything, would you do it? Or would you feel like too much of a leech doing that?
>>34382587Didn't you say you would leave 4chan forever?
>>34382588Yes but I'm a man so it will never happenI need to win the lottery or something
>>34382553Outlook Good. I looked it up for you.
>>34382595Ewwww seriously?????? with who
>>34382542I wanted female attention on the internet and then realized it was overrated and most of them are probably fat or ugly anyways
>>34382578Starin at the bottom of a boiler maker
scars on my cheeks :( and they look worse when I smile ok great
>>34382600I don't know. It's an 8 ball, it's not real
>>34382585What now
>>34382608So don't smile
Is your default to assume someone is single or taken when you first meet them?
>>34382614MSingle
>>34382614My default is to avoid women because they're scary
>>34382614>Is your default to assume someone is single or taken when you first meet them?Both, unless they have some form ring/band.
>>34382614M, taken, which is correct 90% of the time. I check for a ring when I meet them but nowadays even that's not a good tell.
>>34382581I don't have any friends lol
>>34382614M, taken lol but I try not to assooom>>34382608scars are cute >>34382588M, I would feel bad if it was very expensive and want to pay them back at least somewhat, but if they had money and wanted me to come then I won't complain lolI've been on holidays and stuff with friends in the past who basically paid for it all My high school gf was also rich, so sometimes she'd want to go to places that were way too expensive for me but she paid lol cause it was nothing to her.>>34382565>sit around in a discord call with a group of guys talking about their sexual escapades and hookupsthat sounds terrible regardless lol
>>34382587Do you think your wife knew about your bedroom interests before the first time you slept together? In F/F relationships do women just intuit that kind of thing about eachother or discover it unexpectedly?
>>34382561>they still didn't approachThey do sometimes but yeah, most people prefer to be approached ig
MHow do I politely reject a woman? She is very obviously attracted to me and said we should get drinks together, but I'm just not into her.This has literally never happened to me before, I've never had to reject a woman so I don't know what to do.She's my coworker
>>34382631You could hide behind her being a coworker.
>>34382557Mostly just awkward for me.I was never hot but I feel like I at some point did top the scale towards physically desirable.>>34382588The only person I would 100% trust to not resent me for it is one of my parents.>>34382614Default is to not think about it unless I'm interested>>34382631Use the coworker thing as an excuse to not get to know each other outside of work. Might get messy.
>>34382625We were in game for a bit, then one guy had to skidaddle and on his way out mentioned some girl, and from there it spiralled.I'm not a core part of the group, for some reason they just assumed I'm some chad who has a good sex life and lots of hookups.
>>34382557I'm a bit uggers now but I was pretty decent looking when growing up. It has its pros and cons like anythingIt's all relative, I just assumed my experience was normal but as I got older I realised that most guys had to work more to get attention from girls and such, and didn't really get asked out. I remember a guy asked me at a party once "what's your secret, how do you get all the girls to come to you" and I was just like idk be friendly and fun I guess. I got paid 50 bucks to walk around the college campus with some stacy doing a photoshoot for the prospectusOn the flipside I found that people took my problems less seriously, or assumed I was stuck-up when I was just shy. "What do you have to be depressed about" and all that bs. I mentioned to several mental health professionals I thought I might be autistic and they said I seemed too "normal" to be an autist lol. Also, I have like no work ethic and am very passive lol, and am almost a wizard
>>34382614I assume any woman is either taken or otherwise not interested.
>>34382631just say im really sorry but theres someone else Im already talking to and im not the kind of guy to see multiple womenshe will replace you by the time she considers asking you again
>>34382631The best thing is to just be honest and say you'd like to go for drinks or whatever but just as friends. Yeah it might hurt her feelings and sucks but it's much better than leading her on or making her feel she still has a shot>>34382635Ah right fair enough lol>they just assumed I'm some chad who has a good sex life and lots of hookupsiktf...
>>34382557Also, walking home from the store just now I had to tear myself away from a woman who was yapping at me for like half an hour lol, but I think she was genuinely schizophrenic because she was talking about how the government had bugged her phone and stuff, and she saw visions from God lol
>>34382557When I was 9, I had this really amazing hair, and I was one of the tallest in my class, but all the girls were really into me that year.
>>34382539>why do you simp?bc some girls are hot/nice>Don't you have any self respect?no
I saw an Asian working at Dollar General earlier. Is the economy really that bad that even the East Asians are working bum jobs now? Goddamn.
>>34382614My default is not being interested in them so it doesn’t matter
I hate beards. Shave you hobo.
Would you have sex with a boy/girl on Erasmus (uni exchange for you yanks) if you know that they have a gf/bf back in their home country?Say you overheard them talking about it with their compatriots...
>>34382646what does their ethnicity have to do with it lmao>bum jobsI mean, they're not a bum if they have a job...
>>34382588>if someoneHighly depends on who the someone is.But based on my history if they really needed a travel guide and it was driveable I don't think I would mind.
>>34382649Too bad. I look great with a beard.
>>34382646What jobs do we all usually have?
>>34382650yeah probably. the thought of fucking a girl despite her having a bf because she's just that attracted to me is hot.
>>34382650not a big deal, imho, if they were going to cheat with you, they are going to cheat with some other dude/tte anyway
>>34382650>if you know that they have a gf/bf back in their home countryNo, that's a shitty thing to do, and I'm not attracted to cheaters, so I'd lose attraction if I knew she was cheating on her bf, no matter how hot she wasThough if she blagged to me about how her bf was an asshole or something and she was going to break up with him anyway then I might be persuaded by a baddie desu>>34382656Banker, doctor, lawyer /s
>>34382649No, it hides my dull jawline
>>34382655I wouldn't know. The longest I've gone on without shaving was about a week.
>>34382658Her bf is way hotter than me, actually. I looked him up, he's a footballer and I'm a nerd, and from his pictures on facebook he looks much taller than me.
>>34382651>>34382656I have legit never seen a broke East Asian person before. They're usually like software engineers at tech startups or doctors
>>34382650Any woman willing to cheat on her partner with me is clearly willing to cheat on her partner with literally anyone. So why would I turn down sex, knowing said sex would just go to someone else? Do you take me for some kind of cuck? Get real.
>>34382655Will you love me then?
>>34382538Thinking about my chad cousins lol (who are lovely guys, just kind of himbos)>play sports>work out in the gym>watch a movie>hang out with their friends>go to a party or the club>have sex with girls on TinderI can't even hate because they're really nice guys, just complete manwhores lmao
>>34382665Selection bias, dude. They just import the successful ones over there.There's Asians who are total losers too.
>>34382667No idea who you are, but eh, sure, why not?
>>34382519>Do people go out Saturday night?in my party boy days yeah, I was clubbing/raving like every Sat>Maybe I'll go outdo it bro, godspeed, have fun
>image board>no imagesPost images of people you find attractive/bf/gf material. I'll judge your tastes.
>>34382670>No idea who you areThen why would you care about my facial hair?I shaved a couple of days ago.
>>34382675
>>34382677I don't care about you or your facial hair. My facial hair is probably much more handsome than yours.
>>34382669yeah, I wouldn't call them "losers" ofc lol but I've had several Asian colleagues in minimum wage jobs over the yearsthere was this tiny Asian girl at one job I worked who was really funny. she mentioned one day how she was gonna play The Sims when she got home, I asked what she did in it and she was like "I like to imagine the sims are all the patients/customers, trap them in a house and burn them alive, or drown them in pool"
>>34382675No. Don't tell me what to do.
>>34382675First thing out of my downloads folder.
>>34382675My tastes are a bit cliche, I know.
>>34382675>Post images of people you find attractiveI would do anything Elizabeth Banks asked me to
>>34382683she's hot
>>34382668Yikes, thats gross. Make sure they don't infect you with their stds
>>34382687excellent MILF taste
>>34382689>Make sure they don't infect youI'm not planning to sleep with my himbo cousins bruh......Also I won't post his channel here but one of them was a semi-popular youtuber lol, like half a million subs
>>34382675I'm not posting pics of my ex.
>>34382691<3 thanksalso Kristen Wiig. I fucking love this woman
>>34382675I remember seeing this pic like a decade ago and fell in love immediately. No other girl has made me feel like this.
>>34382675I love it when he drinks water.
>>34382696Amber Heard is really gorgeous. If she shat in my bed I wouldn't even be mad
>>34382697Do you not think that hair is horrid?
>>34382694Whatd s/he look like
>>34382694lame, stop hanging onto your ex>>34382695more excellent taste, how about Rhea Seehorn?>>34382696I can see why, she's got it all>>34382697I wouldn't expect good taste from you.
Actual real advice needed from people who have been in relationships if anyone is around.So I picked up some of my stuff from the place my ex and I both moved out of after we broke up and I accidentally grabbed some of his shit. Nothing vitally important (clearly because he hasn't picked it up in the last 3 months) but potentially things he would notice missing and be mad at me for throwing away. I feel like I should at least offer to drop it off since I'm the one who grabbed it but I don't want to seem like I took this shit to break the no contact he requested what do I do here? It feels rude to leave it on his porch without saying anything at all but I don't want him to get all defensive and mad if I text him because I didn't take the stuff on purpose it was mixed in with my stuff in some drawers. Thoughts?
>>34382700No. Why would you think that? I like his head hair.
>>34382704this shit again? it's been months and you still haven't given it back? lol just mail it to him like a normal person and stop being so fucking neurotic about it
>>34382704Put it in a box in the attic and forget about it.
Anthony?
>>34382704Put it in his mailbox
>>34382701Brown, black hair usually in a bun, oval face, gorgeous smile, big expressive eyes.
>>34382705Nta but he's right it looks like shit
Well the shops are closed. Whatever
>>34382704>Thoughts?How the fuck do people get themselves in this kind of situation where returning some stuff is a whole quandary?
>>34382702>how about Rhea Seehornmmm she is gorgeous yeah. looks incredible in her 50sKate Winslet is also still charming af>>34382704>don't want him to get all defensive and mad if I text himthat would be a total asshole move on his part if he assumed this. it's totally understandable that you accidentally took some of his things too while clearing out yours. I would just let him know like you suggest. if he is being a dick then just keep it quite frankly lol, or drop a box on the porch>>34382715RIP, all of em? hope you can get some snacks soon, maybe order or tomorrow's another day <3speaking of milfs the milf at the supermarket called me darling several times. we're so fucking back jk
>>34382718It's sunday tomorrow and nothing works I'll just go to a restaurant. I'll survive tonight
>>34382705I'm a long-haired moid myself and I can't say i look great, but his way of wearing it is horrid.
>>34382719>sunday tomorrow and nothing workswhereabouts do you live? I'm guessing somewhere in yurop?that sux, when I worked in supermarket we were still open on sundays, just closed at 4>just go to a restaurantthat sounds nice if you can affordmeanwhile I'll give you some cookies thru the screen
>>34382484>Gee, fucking Nobel Prize winner over here.hehe, true
>>34382718Looks like a man
>>34382722Thanks.
>>34382585what happened cuh>>34382514I don't "imitate" them but I do find myself relating to or wanting to be characters, must be a neurodivergent thing lolin my party days I channeled my inner Akemi from Maison Ikkokucurrently I'm in my Tomoko era though desu>>34382725>Looks like a manwtf did you just say about Kate Winslet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q8tufAa-OE she's like gigamommy
>>34382629>Do you think your wife knew about your bedroom interests before the first time you slept together?God, I hope not. Not just because that read would life-endingly humiliating, but because I like to think it's something we discovered together. >In F/F relationships do women just intuit that kind of thing about eachother or discover it unexpectedly?I think to a certain extent, since women have an easier time reading each other and understanding each other's needs in a way we can't with men or vice versa.>>34382675FPicrel
Should I use Google wallet
>>34382723at one point I had everything but social/romantic life and eventually I still ended in deep depression
>>34382730Disgusting
>>34382730being honest, I can see the appeal, but definitely not my type, I like built girls but not that kind of build
>>34382734Shit taste.
>>34382731For?
>>34382736No worse taste than liking raped virilized dykes. Although I can see how she would relate.
>>34382730lol based pic>>34382731yh I often use it cause my adhd ass often forgets my actual wallet
So how do I find the men who find me attractive? How do I know if I'm anyones type?
>>343827235/7
>>34382521based and peterpan-pilled>>34382519go and party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxkif I could afford it I'd probably be going to the club also
>>34382740Describe yourself and I'll tell you if I find you attractive.
>>34382740you talk to lots of moids and see who you hit it off with and who seems genuinely interested in you and like wowww what is this gal doing talking to methat's it really desu it's a numbers game innit
>>34382714>>34382721Is this a meme? What's the explanation?
>>34382740Don't worry about it. It's better to have a matching personality than a matching body anyway.
>>34382746Nta but nigga you can't know shit about a person from a few sentences here you just fill in the blanks with whatever ideal you have. Niggas here "say" they'll date anything
If hypothetically there was a database of all people on planet earth that included basic details about their lives, plus their internet activity, including photos of themselves....An AI could be trained to be a really good match maker. I bet we could get it to the point where approx 90% of the picked couples would be a marriage-level match.
>>34382749People will disregard personality if the looks match though.
Men, how dark triad are you?
>>34382751I already did that manually
>>34382751Foids don't date their equals.
>>34382753I try to act like an edgelord sometimes but in reality I'm a total softie and doormat lol
>>34382752Stupid people.
>>34382753I'm very considerate and empathetic, so like -100%.
>>34382758No
>>34382740Are you fat? No? Then you're pretty much every man's type. >ButNo, shut up. You retards spend so much energy trying to come up with shit to be insecure about, and it's insane. The only thing you should be worried about is how fucking stupid you are for asking questions like this.
>>34382755An AI would be able to find you an even better match. Isn't that crazy? Like, there's a girl out there that is on all levels a better match for you than your wife/husband.>>34382756AI will factor that in.
Ladies,What does it mean when a girl says she prefers not seeing her bf on a daily basis? She doesn't mean her bf specifically, she means her current bf as well as her past boyfriends. She also said she liked being long distance because it gave her space, and that she wants to have time to herself. It was a bit of a surprise for me to hear this because I have the impression that every relationship will naturally trend towards "hanging out every day" until they inevitably move in together. Is this like some weird cat behavior? Her LDR dumped her and she thinks it's because she'd take too long to respond to his messages (>24 hours unread), but even then I don't think I have the full story. I feel like I'm being setup to fill the void for her but I think she's got some bullshit behavior that I don't want to deal with and she gets away with too much because she's on the high-end percentiles of beauty.
>>34382753My laziness costs my employer thousands of dollars per year, but I do a good enough job of *appearing* hard-working that they don't know.What level of evil personality is that?
>>34382570Wanna play Scrabble Go?
>>34382761Not true. I'd date a fat white girl over a lot of other types.
>>34382766Yeah but you're racist.
>>34382766You're defective though. Normal men prefer women who aren't fat.
>>34382763Sounds avoidant. I had a similar painful situation with a girl. The more you seek affection the more she will distance herself.
>>34382766That's why I said "pretty much". Someone post that image from that really shitty western cartoon series where the guy says "the average woman is 5'4"".
>>34382767I'm a progressive leftie type. But white and chubby is hotter than a lot of other types.
>>34382762Highly doubt that. Most of the stuff it spits out is complete garbage
>>34382774That's because people misuse the technology.The one thing it does really well is find patterns.
>>34382278no i legitimately just have very fine hairstubble is stubble ofc but comparatively my hair is really soft
>tfw the AI told me I'm a decent human being who deserves to be loved, but then it turns out that the AI was just hallucinating again
>>34382748Like you guys know he lives in a humid area? What do you mean he wears it wrong?
I'm on the wine, anyone want to play skribblllllllllllhttps://skribbl.io/?WqCPoVZm
>>34382748>What's the explanation?I'd guess you're blinded to everything else by those big brown eyes and fantastic eyebrows.
>>34382778It looks like he just grew it out out of laziness and doesn't know what to do with it
>>34382780Might join in a few
I live in a small apartment, and want to get a set of nesting stainless steel cookware meant for camping. Is that retarded? Will it just be bad quality, or does it not matter with stainless steel?
>>34382753a what now?
>>34382782>>34382781No. I know actual incels that grew theirs out of laziness. It doesn't look nearly as good like he has it.
>>34382783no rush brev we hangin out>>34382784that does sound like a bit of a waste of money desu unless you go camping a lot
>>34382775Pretty shit at that too. Out of all the things it's sucks at it's the worst at analyzing and giving advice on social and relationship stuff. Human relationships are something it'll never understand.
>>34382789>it's the worst at analyzing and giving advice on social and relationship stuff. Human relationships are something it'll never understandAI is literally me...
>>34382784Just buy regular stainless cookware
>>34382786This is just further proof that women will bend over backwards and reprogram their brains to justify anything a moid does if they've already decided that they like>him
I I have ADHD and OCD, so maybe that could be the reason, but is it normal to feel horny when I feel anxiety or stress? I hate this. I feel like I’ve built an unhealthy coping mechanism.
>>34382791It won't all fit in my cabinets, I'd only be able to get one as opposed to 5 with the nesting stuff
>>34382778>What do you mean he wears it wrong?That hitler fringe tucked behind one ear is just no.
>>34382786It looks like how trannies grow their hair. I know a few and they do exactly that. Grow it long for the sake of it being long and have no idea how to style it.
>>34382793it's definitely possible yeah. I also have diagnosed ADHD and have definitely felt the urge to rub one out during particularly stressful timez. brain craving dopamine or whatever bs. ignore the hornies though and get that bag cuh
>>34382792>further proofI haven't seen you provide any proof for your opinion.
>>34382780soz the prev one timed out so had to make a new room xP https://skribbl.io/?WqCYvUJt
Congrats! You were born. What are the odds of that happening? One in a hundred! Congrats!
>>34382804:/
>>34382804I wish I wasn't tho
>>34382796Omg this
>>34382804A quarter of gen-z was aborted, so actually it's closer to 1 in 4.
>>34382795>>34382796It's just long hair and you guys have assburgers or something with not being able to give a specific criticism. He doesn't have bangs, just a side part.Style? He's a man. You wear it down and that's it. Unless you have a woman.
I'll go the the vending machine grab a few snacks
>>34382798>ignore the hornies though and get that bag cuhUnironically will ignoring it help me readjust despite being like this for 18 years?A guy is coming to look at my motorcycle today, so I may very well “get that bag”.
>>34382793>is it normal to feel horny when I feel anxiety or stressI don't think so. Usually the opposite, rather.
>>34382810based, what you gettin cuh
How do we lower the homosapiens population to around 3 billion? These pests are out of control.
>>34382808Wouldn't it be 1 in 400
>>34382811>guy is coming to look at my motorcycle today, so I may very well “get that bag”.based bro, get that bag>will ignoring it help me readjustreadjust to what?idk I'm crazy but you don't need the huzz, stop fapping and make money
>>34382804Being born is not a matter of odds, you are simply born. Its not like your consciousness lies in the void where you wait for the remote chance you'll be given physical form.
>>34382801would join if it was anybody but you making the room.
>>34382813Some sweets and crackers probably
>>34382814Well. Which populations are recklessly reproducing?
>>34382744I always read this in the rhythm of "lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed" from Rap God.
>>34382817Yeah it was a joke.
>>34382814anti-human "le humans are pests" slop has been tired since the 90s, get a new line
>>34382809It's way too straight, it looks fucking weird.
>>34382730>I think to a certain extent, since women have an easier time reading each other and understanding each other's needs in a way we can't with men or vice versa.I see. It is as I feared
>>34382824
>>34382818wtf rude?? ):<>>34382819mmm yummyI got some liquorice also
>>34382820Dunno all of them>>34382823The truth hurts parasite
>>34382809>give a specific criticismI just did. Not my problem if you refuse to read it.Also it's very flat, but that's harder and takes much more upkeep to do something about.
>>34382770>The more you seek affection the more she will distance herself.She literally went from cuddling and asking me to play with her feet "the way her dad used to" and trying her damnedest to give me a foot fetish to not talking to me for 5 days. I really shouldn't play these games but I am acting retarded and not tying myself to the mast because she's too fucking cute.>>34382815Actually, it'd be 3 in 4 from the moment you were conceived.
Moids, why is clavs government name BRAIDEN XDHis parents must have hated him to name him that.
>>34382829>Dunno all of themNot white people
>>34382832bro is worse looking than me despite all this "maxxing" loland I agree, Braiden sounds like a kitchen appliance
>>34382809How much more specific do you want me to get, I told you what's wrong with it
>>34382814
>>34382833White black yellow purple. Would be more fun if they had different coloured blood
womendo you find francisco lachowski attractive?
>>34382829>The truth hurts parasiteblindingly reddit
>>34382838>women>do you find francisco lachowski attractive?I knew of a guy that looked like him. He's attractive
>>34382814why not lower it to 0, eradicate the human race altogether
>>34382840I'll be reddit if that's what it takes
>>34382519lmk if you go out btw and what you get up to on your escapades. if you stay in I'll do a techno mix for ya>>34382843I want to get another job but it's hard and I'm lazy
>>34382842Because food and sex and entertainment
My shitty vape that I got from the indian girl at the corner shop isn't charging properly anymore. Women how could you do this to me??
I can't believe April 2nd is coming up so soon!State gender, what are you doing to celebrate?
>>34382847That really sucks. You should consider killing yourself for vaping.
>>34382846The final red pill>Everyone even extroverts wishes everyone else would fuck off and die except when we need (1) food (2) sex (3) attention
>>34382849its always kill yourself this and kill yourself that with you peoplegood grief
I'm a 29 yo man and I make 85k a year and I'm 4 months in a relationship with my girlfriend who is 23 and makes 55,000 a year. We go out to dinner like 3-4 times a week and she has never offered to chip in, I always pay. Is this normal or am I being made fool of. Now, to be fair, I have never asked her too, and am always forthright with paying the check. It's just starting to sit with me that our relationship is a bit one-sided. She's clearly in love with me, dont get me wrong, but I've probably paid for about 40-50 meals in the time we've been dating and she has cooked for me once, on my birthday. I've been thinking I'm in love with her and that we will get married some day, but honestly I just started going over this in my head like... now... and it feels like maybe I'm being made a sucker out of by someone who's going to use me like an atm.Another factor I've considered is that she has an apartment and I live with my parents. We primarily hang out at her place, so maybe this is a factor in me paying for everything, but at the same time her dad pays her rent so...?Is the man just supposed to pay for every meal, or did I play myself by setting this standard.
>>34382817Wasn't it Dawkins or DeGrasse Tyson or some such science personality who argued that the possible genetic combinations for a viable human is practically infinite, the odds of exactly you being born were infinitesimal. And we are the lucky few who get to experience life but for a moment, compared to the vast number of possible people who never get to experience it at all.
>>34382850We suck so much
>>34382832Clav is genuinely my idol and I won't stand by while you bad mouth him. He is the man who one day will become King of the Moggers.
>>34382850No.
>>34382846>food and sex and entertainmentbesides the sexo you can get that on your own tho>>34382849>you should consider killing yourself for vapingrude lolI mean I'm already suicidal lolanyway ye will probs have to get a new vape when I can afford ;_____;>>34382848M, idk what's special about that day but I'm visiting my mamma for a few days for easter>>34382854I mean you make almost double her so soujnds pretty fair desu>>34382856idk I'm almost wizard so can't relate to the sex part. food and entertainment is great tho
>>34382850no not really
>>34382849it just went from 30% to 31%, maybe there is still hope for this vape...it was only £4 lol but I'm broke af atm
Alright fine I'll get a job by the end of the week. How hard can it be?
>>34382848Cake and Cunnilingus Day is coming up too
>>34382707No I literally just picked up the dresser yesterday and there was some of his shit in the drawers I fucked up.>>34382710They have one of those little black ones that's attached to the house it won't fit. >>34382717By being a dumbass and waiting 3 months to pick up all of your furniture.>>34382718I feel like this is the way I have to look at it. If he gets mad and misinterprets the situation that's his problem and my only problem is making sure I'm morally comfortable with what I choose to do with this stuff.
>>34382848What happens on that day?
>>34382865gl with it broI need to get another job soon too, I've been NEETing it up all year. These unemployment checks aren't cutting it anymore
>>34382765I genuinely appreciate the offer but no thank you>>34382784It's a bad idea because they're so thin you'll burn all your food.
>>34382854MOutside of cooking on your birthday, what does she do for (You)? And does she cook for herself regularly? If she's someone who doesn't cook in general, idk why you'd blast her for not cooking for you. Does she contribute financially in other areas? What's her love language? She probably isn't keeping score and since you have always offered to pay, she never thought of it as a point of contention.
>>34382873I'm asking that myself
>>34382873How the fuck do you even enjoy drinking? It makes it harder to do anything and then you're miserable and nauseous for the entire next day.
>>34382873I don't keep beers in the fridge, so if I want one I have to stick it in the fridge/freezer and wait for it to get cold to have one. Usually by the time I've waited that time, I realize I don't actually want a beer. This works for me but I don't think I have serious alcohol problems, just a general "eats/drinks junk food when bored" problem.
>>34382731>Should I use Google walletI use my bank apps. It's slightly less convenient, but I don't trust Google.>>34382734>DisgustingWe get it, you're gay.>>34382738She's married to a man.>>34382780Terry Davis was the only cool racist. Him and the Burger King guy.>>34382825>I see. It is as I fearedI would argue there is excitement and romance in the unknown. Gay couples tend to get too comfortable in their relationships to the point it loses its spark.
>>34382854Feels weird to me.I don't think there's necessarily anything wrong with you always paying for meals if there's something that she's covering that you guys do often but this ain't sitting right. Logic brain says you should usually pay 2/3 and she pays 1/3 but it never works out like that. If she wants a smoothie she should offer to get you one too and not ask you to pay because it was her idea, that kind of shit.
Excited for summer? I know I am.
>>34382881It's going into winter here.
>>343828544 times a week is a lot, so like you're shelling out what? 50 x 4.5 = 225 a month? Or more?But why are you even eating out so much?
>>34382857Go kiss him in jail then.
>>34382881Not really It's my favorite season but I'm too depressed to give a shit and stuck in a small city
>>34382854>4chan, why doesnt this young financially disadvantaged woman want to pamper me and pay for my meals?? men should be castrated with dull spoons
>>34382890>financially disadvantaged
>>34382887He's already out of jail. Chad does what Chad wants.
>>34382881No, I dislike the weather, too much noise. I cant wait for it to end.
>>34382890She make 55k and her father pays her rent so she probably has MORE disposable income than OP.
>>34382867>By being a dumbass and waiting 3 months to pick up all of your furniture.Send him a message saying it had some of his stuff in it and ask if he wants to come pick it up or should you drop it by his door. Pass it through a mutual acquaintance is you need to because of some non-contact thing or whatever the deal is.But it sounds like at least one of you isn't handling the breakup like an adult.
>>34382881Excited for hiking and gardening.Not for disgusting >30°C heat.
>>34382881It makes my exercise regime more tolerable, and the weather is nice. But ultimately I spend all my time indoors regardless.
>>34382854Would you go out on non meal dates just to see if she'll expect you to pay for a meal? Because that would be kind of manipulative since you established the normal. Don't you want to be used like an ATM? So that you don't have to cook for her or tend to her at all?
>>34382897what did she say?Are you >>34382026 ?
>>34382838he does look like the template for a generic attractive male model. i can see he's "objectively" attractive but not my type. these types alwaye look too tidy/polished/spotless, so they don't fully register as masculine to me ngl.
>>34382905Uhh
>>34382903no I'm not the same anonshe just asked what I'm up to and stuffanyway imma stop being a faggot rn lol sorry for spamming here. recording a mix then will finish this show
Feminine guys are so weird
>>34382868Autism Day
>>34382911I can't argue with this
>>34382896Mostly I'm worried about how I'm going to react emotionally if he reacts badly to me reaching out but that feels like the right thing to do because not saying anything and leaving it on the porch without warning feels like kind of a shitty and pathetic thing to do. I'm going to figure it out I was just seeing if anyone had any specific suggestions.The only mutual friend I could leave it with is the person I accidentally picked it up from and they're like 40 minutes away and his place is 10 minutes. Bringing it all the way back there is the most pathetic option lol because I wouldn't be going to hang out he was friends with them first so I'm out.
>>34382915Oh I don't mean artists, just whiny feminine dudes who think everything is about them
>>34382911I'm not feminine but two girls have tried to make me wear women's clothes, YOU are the weirdos not me
>>34382893anyone ?
>>34382916>Mostly I'm worried about how I'm going to react emotionallyMy sides. get a life lmfao
>>34382918>whiny feminine dudes who think everything is about themyeah we are pretty weird tootrust me, I wish I was dead too lol. I hate my fucking shit empty life
How can I become a Manosphere influencer?
>>34382929Lack of Brain function is key
>>34382929Step #1: Check out of society at an alarming rate.
>>34382916>he reacts badly to me reaching outThat would be immature of him.>I'm going to react emotionallyThat would be immature of you.>reaching out [...] feels like the right thing to doI agree.>The only mutual friend I could leave it with is the person I accidentally picked it up from and they're like 40 minutes away and his place is 10 minutes.I meant pass the message through them if needed, not the stuff. But leaving the stuff with them is also an option if contact is really such a huge issue.
>>34382928AGPs*Normal healthy men are doing fine, unlike your kind.
>>34382929Take meth, take roids, and start hitting yourself in the face with hammers.
>>34382929Post macho shit like tnd and women abolition vote and when war breaks out post the most slave morality shit with conspiracy theory
>good rapport with dating app girl>sudden delete todayi got angery
>>34382936agp becoming the hottest buzzword on the market rn
Wow life was actually pretty good today.
>>34380718went to the gym today for leg day. wasn't afraid to use the hip machine.
>>34382929You should be pioneering the next fad, not trying to get in on the tail end of the old trite passé shit.
Does anyone else find it funny that all the dating coaches, PUA artists and manosphere influencers are conventionally attractive?Like, why the fuck would I take advice from a guy who is 6'3 and has a chiseled jaw?
Women, can penis make your thing bleed?
>>34382947Why? What happened?
>>34382931? they are all very successful.if you know about them, they are multimillionaires, far more successful than you are
>>34382923I don't have one that's kind of the issue here this is all I have to focus on other than the old lady.We went for a walk to get cigarettes today by the way, she did good.>>34382935Eh involving them to play telephone feels immature I think I just need to deal with him potentially being a jerk about it. I don't think he will be if he doesn't make assumptions about why I'm doing it but idk where he's at emotionally right now so it's very possible that he might freak out on me. Having an emotional reaction to being treated poorly is immature now? How? This is all a big "if" he might not even respond and at that point I'm in the clear to just throw everything away which would be great.
>>34382893it is generally considered a sensitive situation that requires careful handling and open communication
>>34382957Like three of them are multimillionaires.The rest are multithousandaires, if that.
>>34382955I unburned a bridge and made some new friends.
is it true short women have problems taking a 7 inch penis?
>>34382881>Excited for summer?Yeah, my wife and I are going to Japan. Here's hoping we don't get murdered by those giant wasps.
>>34382950The manosphere isn't a "fad", it's a literal cultural revolution from young men who have been raised in a gynocentric feminist society since birth and have had their futures sold out to foreigners and elites. It's no different from the Conservative Revolution of the 1920s.
>>34382942how do i cope?also I was at the bakery store with my friend (he's tall) and there was a couple there, a tall guy and his gf, and his gf was my height. it felt humilliating, and to make it a worse day I got eliminated by this bitch.,
Hi girls!I would like to start dressing in a more formal and dignified manner, but I rely on my bicycle for transportation. Do you have any ideas for what I can start wearing that look nice and won't get destroyed by my lifestyle? All I have so far is seersucker.
>>34382966A backpack with a change of clothes in it.
>>34382962NAG but in my experience my gf is short and has no issues with me. could vary ofc but it isnt universal
Those who eat pussy will be blessed and those who refuse to eat pussy will be cursed.This was promised 3,000 years ago.
I crave to have my face buried in her titties
>>34382947based and godspeed, have a good time
I should've just stayed out talking to the schizo lady in the nature reserve and helping her build birds nests and find treasure. Instead I'm hiding in my room bc I don't want to party with my normie roommates. They listen to the same fucking normie songs all the time lol I'd actually want to kill myself. Some of us, were meant to be reincarnated or have our souls burned at the altar.
the pants I'm wearing make my boners very noticeable
>>34382974go party faggot
>>34382962Yes, short women have small vaginas just like short men have small penises
>>34382958>Eh involving them to play telephone feels immature I thinkYes, but needs must, depending on how how immature you suspect him to be.>I think I just need to deal with him potentially being a jerk about it.I agree.>Having an emotional reaction to being treated poorly is immature now? How?Do the right thing and it doesn't matter how he chooses to react to it. It's his problem, not yours, and you can brush it off knowing you handled the situation the best possible way on your end. Not being able to regulate your response to that level would indeed be immature.
Yesterday, I proved that being less of a sperg greatly improved my chances of getting laid and women actually stared at me and talked to me
>>34382954Yes but it was several days after my period stopped
>>34382977No, I don't want to talk to anyone lol. Let the normies have their Saturday nights. I'm locking into some missions rn.>>34382980Yup, the more normie and confident you act, the more women like you. I experienced this during my manic episodes. This is why the huzz aren't worth it. Fuck normies, they can all die.
>>34382961That sounds like an excellent day! Fantastic even.>I unburned a bridgeHow did you do that?
>>34382964*yawn*
>>34382979I think allowing the response to be what it is in a non destructive way is fine if I'm alone in my room and don't have any responsibilities at the moment you're acting like crying a little is completely inappropriate.
>was only getting compliments on my physique from gymbros>now getting compliments on my physique from the gym lesbiansThis is going in the right direction, yeah?
No matter what womand I end up with, I will always be entranced by women like this (and wish I could be with one myself)
>>34382979>>34382985Although you do make a good point. I'm going to think about it a little before I decide not to involve the friend as a go between.
Went an saw Apocalypse Now last night, great movie. It was like a trip to the underworld.
You might end up being a part of my villain team. Who knows.
>>34382977Sorry for crashing out. I genuinely do just dislike normies and my roommates though. I act civil with them and help out as much as I can for the household but I really don't like these people lol, or most normies IRL.The other anon was right about poor people, these people are poor because they waste so much money and are incredibly retarded. Even my bar crush really annoys me and I have nothing in common with her. Imma play some vidya and sleep and stop shitting up the bread now.Godspeed my nigga.
>>34382964Manoshill will go extinct when men wake up and realize that those guys are all closet gay and they want to drag them down with them to their gay level.
>>34382854>but at the same time her dad pays her rentYou all need to die
https://youtu.be/pjd1gxO6NEgShe takes the pillsTo fall asleepAnd dream that she's invisible
>>34382988you want to do surfer chicks in the butt
>>34382998>She takes the pills>To fall asleep>And dream that she's invisiblethese lyrics be hittingfantastic band
>>34382993Where do I sign up? Let's come up with a scheme together. We need an atoga villain discord or something.
>>34382994sometimes you need to hang with those people
dont even have the desire to goon anymore
This thread really becomes unusable when qt spams and keeps replying to himself.It really sucks we don't have a janitor.
>>34383005>sometimes you need to hang with those peopleI do lol. I did last night and it was terrible but I did anyway.I do force myself to hang out with people, it's just horrible every time.>>34383007I'm not "replying to myself" lol but I am spamming so soz.
>>34383007Having a janitor wouldn't accomplish anything, QT just resets his IP to evade his bans.
>>34382999A shame I'll never be able to be with one like that :(
>>34383009Make it an ip range ban.
>>34382992https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DF9Tprpl4kThe whole movie is worth is just for the scene where this plays, goddamn
>>34383003When the time is right.
>>34383013Let's do it>>34383011As if rangebans can stop me lolAnyway thank god for earplugs, I'll be able to sleep through these normies' tone-deaf caterwauling soonI'm just glad that I'm not as stupid and ugly as these people, that helps me sleep easy
What people don't understand about the manosphere is that they aren't incels.Their business model depends on them appealing to the normies. They shill to normies.Like the broccoli haired dude that looks like Chad-lite? That's the guy consuming that content.
>>34382985>you're acting like crying a little is completely inappropriateNo that's what *you* are acting like, if you are worried about it.I mean, yes I do think it's silly to cry over people who don't matter saying shit that don't matter. But the important thing is that you trust in your own ability to handle your emotional reaction, cry it out if you need to, and move on. So you don't need to worry about it. I would consider that a step up in maturity.
>>34383010you never know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>34383018True. The incels gave up a long time ago and don't even think about foids.
women, completely seriously what is the smallest peen size/height you could realistically date with no disappointment or anything involved?
>>34380718I got so much done TODAY.
>>34382993I'll be the wisecracking henchman that fucks the plans up
>>34382963Remember when you said you would leave 4chan?
>>34382992>It was like a trip to the underworld.Do you know that the title of the books it's very loosely based on is Heart of Darkness? I think the movie is more impactful than the book though.
>>34383032Only super villains allowed in. You will have your own henchmen.
>>34383018They aren't normies if they're letting men tell them to be gay and believing it.
>>34383033You know who else returned because He still had work to do? That's right, Jesus.
>>34383037They are normies by definition of being the majority of young men. Most men are troubled these days.
>>34383011Weren't they going to ban all of England the other month? What happened to that?
>>34383036Alright. My superpower is cracking wise and fucking plans up.
>>34383019It's not inappropriate but I would rather not do it I'm honestly confused as to why you're not getting that? But ok you're allowed to have your opinion.
>>34383045Better. Never sell your self short.
>>34383039It's just funny to point out the lies of namefags. They all pretend it never happened because they all share the same narc traits of avoiding any responsibility.
>>34380778YesFancyIncompatibleSimilarityTime4chanHalloween or Christmas4chanTantrumsA.I.Eating and EntertainmentNo songTweenage AwkwardnessNoMessI don't knowMaybeMaybeVideo or vidyaMaybe
>>34383041You're intentionally misunderstanding what I said.
>>34383048Ok on top of that I can grow arbitrarily sized titties on anyone at will.
>>34383049Who hurt you?
>>34383054I think I will be deciding your super powers from now on.
>>34380807I'm becoming Chinese at an alarming rate in my life.
>>34383046>I'm honestly confused as to why you're not getting that?Don't worry about it.
>>34383056Come on tell me that's not useful. The hero is chasing you through the city and suddenly he grows triple z cups and faceplants in the asphalt. What better power could you give me.
>>34380827What if we just didn't have straws. Are they really worth it? Do we NEED these? They're kind of gross.
>>34380807I'm alarming at a societal rate.
>>34383058Where is your mind?
>>34383063WHERE'SYOURHEADAT
>>34383060Giving you the ability to alter other people is too complicated for the moment. You can get chameleon powers and do whatever you want to your self. Master spy.
>>34383062Now there's an interesting thought exercise. How would that even work?
>>34383064AT AT AT AT
>>34383065I'll take it. And fuck with people in my spare time.
Cannot even anally masturbate in piece without the foids getting mad.
F.Watched Game of Thrones, dance of Dragons with big brother.>ask bro is he would want to fight a dragon>bro asks what are the stakes?Stakes?>Brother asks if he is defending me, his own offspring, or if fighting it is of no consequence.>I said dragon will eat his children, me and his wife>Its a deathmatch then, even if he thought he cant win.>If he has nothing to defend he would prefer to hide and run.then he talked about 15 minutes wondering how horrible it would feel to be burned alive, or if his nerves die faster than they can send pain into his brain, and if a .308 bullet will kill a dragon trough the eye. And if he he can call his friends for a dragon hunt to make a team.Thoughts on this men of /atoga/?Would you deathmatch with a dragon with similiar stakes?>according to my big brother, all men have thought of monsterslaying at least once in their life>and looked at their hometown for best sniper positions or something.
>>34383071Perfect.
>>34383072Also since when do average married foids have fuck machines, lol?
>>34383070Don't let them walls cave in on you!
>>34383076Awesome sauce song
>>34383073>looked at their hometown for best sniper positions or something.Hello glowie my search history is completely blank
>>34383073I would run and hide, all dragon lore implies I have 0.00% chance of winning a 1v1.>>according to my big brother, all men have thought of monsterslaying at least once in their life>>and looked at their hometown for best sniper positions or something.true
>>34383072>to his own bodyShe said they were her fucking toys. Heads would roll if someone put my dildos up their ass and neglected to tell me.
>>34383069I want a huge bell that I can ring and everybody in an area of 23km could hear it.
>>34383083I lived in a place where they did alarm tests once a month, it was foggy, and there was often nobody on the street. It felt like silent hill.
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
>>34383035Yeah I read the book like 15 years ago, don't remember it that well though.
Also, I've lived next to a lot of churches that rang their bells to mark each hour of the day.
>>34383083Heh, nice solve.Might need to become a bishop for that, no?
>>34383078Yeeee
>>34383073>according to my big brother, all men have thought of monsterslaying at least once in their lifeNever happened to me, I only have thoughts of protecting people from terrorist attacks.
>>34383073I really love the idea of fighting one other then heights. But if it's just an animal then I feel bad and think there must be SOME way to coexist.
>>34383081Yeah, especially the uncle toy, right?
>>34383089And you only now saw Apocalypse Now? Oh, actually never mind, I guess you never said this was the first time you saw it.
>>34383085There is one every week here.And twice a year big alarm tests.>>34383091Not sure if I'd be given a permit. I'd be a bishop of lewdness, laziness and lasagna.
>>34383098It was the first time I'd seen it, just one of those canonical classics I hadn't got around to yet.
>>34380778Only ever had one, so answering everything from the perspective of that relationship as though my ex were asking. Left to right, top to bottom.Not particularly.Casual.She wanted different things.Some with whom I can have a good bant.Quality time.Our banter and ability to talk endlessly.Probably when we went to [that Euro city].Our banter and ability to talk endlessly.Too many to list individually, you have a good sense of humor.Not a clue.Homemade dinner, movie, cuddle, sex.No single song. Probably something from the Stellaris soundtrack.All of high school.Yes.I don't know. Being loud maybe?You, before you left.Obviously.Yes.One of yours or one of mine. But yours are more socially acceptable.Yes. 4+.
>>34383075Clearly they're both a little freaky.
>>34383083I want to build a dome city. But instead of avoiding contamination you're directly invited there if you have a rare genetic disease or rare communal disease to be studied and socialized. Like a willy wonka and frankenstein mix.
>Don't want talk to my supposed friends about personal shit because I'll just be a whiny pathetic prick if I do
>>34383101Interesting that you've read Heart of Darkness then. I'd assume it's more common for the movie to prompt a reading of the book.
Romance ruins everything film and tv show. Only works in literature.
>>34383109It can feel surprisingly organic and real.
I assume you meant sexual lifepartner romance.
>>34383108It's a pretty famous book, I think I had a copy that belonged to a relative so I read it. If I'm at the library and I see a well known classic I'll give it a go.
>>34383111Too bad nobody knows how to write it well. Too much blue balling and too much unbelievable crap
>>34383106Just be a whiny pathetic prick ITT, that's what I do
>>34383113I'd never heard of it before watching the documentary on the making of Apocalypse Now!.The only other book I can name by the author is Nostromo, which I should read some time just because of the Alien referential connection.
>>34383106>>34383123Yeah, nobody cares that much.
>>34383129>nobody cares that muchwe know you don't bc you're a narcissistic ho
>>34383105FI know this is completely unrelated, but I have always wondered if I got 100 kids from like a 100 nations that only talk their own language, put them on an island where their needs are met, and if they would develop their own language that is a mess of all their original languages, or would they default to some existing one.On another note, I have always wondered if I bought an isolated lake, put 100 fish species in there that have never seen eachother, and I want to see which ones survive. and I wish that in 1 000 000 years I could see results as in what have they become in that isolated enviroment.So, I play sims and jurassic world evolution.Playing god is fun
“Jack and the Giant”? Or was it “Jack and the Beanstalk”? I liked that story.
>>34383133Tranny
>>34383134I'm jackin my beanstalk iykwim
I have no food in the house
>>34383140Me neither. Sucks
>>34383140Go outside and buy some
>>34383140But you have a house to put food in.
>>34383133They would, but they also probably all know a little English, Spanish, Arabic, French, or Mandarin
>>34383146Wow they have so much to be thankful for
>>34383145I have cramps and don't feel like walking
>>34383133What age?Trumanshow style?
>>34383133I love doing that in minecraft god mode with spawn eggs.
>>34383139She jack on my stalk till I bean
>>34383139>>34383152He eating my bean while he jack his stalk
Stop it.
>>34383157I sorr.
>>34383134Women be like>I wish Jack died and then I married the giant.
>>34383149Eat your family
I ate a lot after my faste ended, but it was all vegetarian. Might buy meat tomorrow. Gender? Do you have typical patterns of meat consumption?
>>34380711State genderHow would you react if your spouse had pity sex with a terminally ill and depressed 20 year old virgin whose only final dying wish was to have sex with your spouse who they were obsessed withWould you answer change depending on whether they enjoyed it or not?
I wish every day and Saturday and every day after Saturday was Sunday.
>>34383167I would still be upset. >=(Why is that his wish? Wish are temporal anyway.
>>34383150I was thinking about the age where they first can be independent.Lets say about 12.>>34383147Lets say none of them share a second language and are stuck with one.
Maybe I'll make a full thread out of this, I don't know. How the fuck do I quell the feeling of lost time and youth? I spent 6 years in a relationship, the majority of my 20s, which is now over. In the past I could justify my lack of experiences by saying that I found a good woman early and built a strong relationship, but now that's gone too.It's not that my life is shit, I have an above average job, but then I listen to my friends who don't have that yet actually lived life, did things with their time, and they sound happier, much happier.
>>34383167I don't think >he would grant that.
>>34383058>>34383063Radiohead FUCK SUCKS
>>34383171I think it would be hard to find people that were not exposed to another, but sure, that would make it more even. It would sound really interesting. I think it would be simple rather then complex as they all struggle to communicate at first and eradicate most of their language's subtleties.
I don't care for it.
I SAID I DON’T CARE FOR IT LEAVE ME ALONE
*Burn my hand on my reheated mug*Yup, it's ready.
But I care for you
>>34383167FI would be okay with it. Them being a virgin means they likely don't have any diseases.
I love you so much that it hurts.>Who?The anon reading this.
>>34383174>did things with their time, and they sound happier, much happier.Like what???I would kill to have experienced a relationship in my 20s. It was a waste to be alone.
The Hulk ate my automobile
>>34383133>>34383171>none of them share a second language and are stuck with one.>they would develop their own language that is a mess of all their original languagesObviously this.>or would they default to some existing oneWhy is this even a consideration? It would take one of the kids having an unreasonably strong personality to force everyone to learn his language and start using that in a pure way. That just wouldn't happen.
>>34383167I'd kill him and torture the little freak
You guys notice that Imbred changed THEIR/THEIRS aesthetic a while ago? Times change.
>>34383198I thought he was a tranny at first
When do American hours start?
>>34383205It's 8pm est.
>>34383190*HUH soundclip*
>>34383205Days after Japanese hours.https://youtube.com/shorts/rUo4eESeb6I?si=979Wmjdp2xSL4c-y
>>34381084Qt just ban evades. As for korra, you were probably reported by more people
Acknowledge me
>>34383133This is what would happen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pidgin
>>34383207You read it.>>34383213Ackowledged.
>>34383192Been young, been carefree, instead of spending years being responsible and trying to build a life with someone who eventually left me. I skipped my 20s experiencing fuck-all of what's normal in my nation, so much so that I intend to move and start anew. And for what? Had I been alone I'd be wealthier with a clearer direction and a life I could brag about.
>>34383213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QPoN06XB-Y
>>34383214NOICE. That was MY guess.
>>34383213Hi
>>34383190I bloody hate all of you fakecel normies, I hope you all get struck by lightning or eaten by alligators or something. I'm going to bed now to avoid these stupid partying huzz >>34383213Hi
My thread gets ignored. What should I do to make it better?
>>34383221Hi
I wonder what a normie is. I feel like I've never met anyone fully sane/without issues in my life.
>>34383221>I bloody hate all of you fakecel normiesNTA. You're almost 10 years younger than me and have licked pussy. I'm a KHHV. You're in no position to judge.
>>34383224post your tits.
>>34383213o7
>>34383218Anything else would be unreasonable.
>>34383230I posted a cute frog. Maybe I could make an experiment and post it twice. One with tits, one without.>>34383107
>>34382978>just like short men have small penisesGuess again.
>>34383238I guess being so short makes it easy for jokes to fly way over your head
State gender. What is your favorite lyrics?btw, why is this place so slow today?
>>34383236Oh you guys will probably not work out if you move that far but godspeed. You are actually AHEAD in life. But it's good you take timelines seriously. To be honest. Being a traditional mother and acceling in S.T.E.M. is VERY difficult.
>>34381073>no one wanted me back)Not true. You have multiple simps like exhib amd dagoth poster
>>34383236Do your degree in the EU. Few years more here is better than years of insane student loan debt in the US
>>34383243Never a frown with golden brown.
>>34383236>My fianceSorry, can't relate.Good luck with the frog thread.
>ladiesHow do you prefer male junk to be groomed?>natural, no grooming>balls and shaft shaved>pubic hair completely removed>all hair below belly button gotta go
>>34383244I understand. Thank you. Even tho it will be hard, I'll try my best. I would never be able to forgive myself for giving up on this dream.
>>34383246I am planning on going to community college first and getting a scholarship to save money.
>>34383254That's like a young person thought. You won't think that at 27. It's good you are using your time so efficiently, but maybe consider WHAT you really want, and aim for an easier version of it, then grow more from there after consolidating. Or whatever. You sound like a real winner.
>>34383229He is the biggest fakecel of this thread. His whole shtick is:>wahhh I'm so lonely and a sad virgin>btw I go clubbing every weekend and sleep with girls but I'm scared of sex because my aunt touched me
>>34383248I understand, thank you.
>>34382978unironically does being short come with having a hog in your pants usually? if so, why dont manlets get laid more? Is it just not common enough knowledge?
>>34383240https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXVQNlCVkgE
>>34383227F. 30+The older I get, the more I understand all of us were weird in our own way.When I was younger the nerd kids, artist kids etc they were the mold. but when we become adults, we branch out in so many ways it all loses meaning. And if we still have a quirk or something in our 30s its a treasure, as we get older the same mold that is our lives starts to shed our individuality, you dont see a metalhead man in their 30s+ anymore.>if you do, "manchild" is the first reaction most of us haveonly hint of their existence is what they listen in their car as they drive from work to home.We will all be normies one day, and if a 14 year old bothers you in the neighbourhood as they drive their underpowered little motorcycle and try to enjoy it. you know you have become one.Nobody is a normie, everyone is one
Why are some girls just so mean sometimes, and I'm supposed to just always take it on the chin and play it off as a joke, because if I dare even match half of that energy I'm instantly and potentially permanently the bad guy, load of bullshit honestly
>>34383255If your country is one where uni is free or very cheap I'd stick with that. It will definitely be easier in the long run imho. Other than that the job market is really fucked rn for new grads so good luck
>>34383251All of these are insanely gay coded
I want the vast endlessness of the tundra.
>>34383243Forming cloudsThe shadow shroudsLouder the tattered wings they soundTear the vailThe lies derailPurity ever will prevailTrumpets soundThe shattered crownHalos of truth now they surroundThe charade comes down
>>34383258Thank you, but I am not a winner. I have struggled a lot and I still am.You are right, maybe I should simplify things. But I consider it is better to aim high. If you fall short, you still will be higher than if you aimed short. A sniper technique I saw in a movie says you need to aim for something specific, like a button.
>>34383251Uptown is fine, soldier too is also fine if I get to skip oral.
>>34383243MI think I’ll pace my apartment a few timesAnd fall asleep on the couchAnd wake up early to black-and-white rerunsThat escape from my mouth
>>34383259That's not his shtick at all.
>>34383260>if so, why dont manlets get laid more? Is it just not common enough knowledge?Dick size is a meme. The average fully aroused vagina is only 4-4.5" deep.
Laying on catberg
>>34383278Meant for >>34383261
Is it true you can pick up women at the library? I only ever see teenagers or moms there.
>>34383278i love it when dudes with baby penises accidentally self-report with shit like this.
>>34383272You're kind of right, yeah. Two identical people can do the same thing and end up with different results in this world too.
>>34383284You'll get trespassed for harassment
>>34383284In libraries you can rent books and sometimes movies, not women.
>>34383285I know because I'm a virgin with a big dick.
>>34383285You have a big vagina, Swiss
>>34383263I get what you say, but I am not sure if I agree. You can't create new stuff. We just convine. The more experience, the more there is to mix, the more complex you are. Even if that manifests as simplicity. Some people might give up on themselves. That is not becoming a normie. In the end, inside, they are still the same kid, only more rational. They let the fears win to their interests. Maybe being blackpilled is the easiest way of being a normie. But for me, individuality is not about looks or interests. It's more about legacy and way of thinking. I am 20 years old, and my legacy is what concerns me the most.No one will remember my feelings, no one will remember my dreams, no one will remember my thoughts unless I put them into reality. But I want that impact to be positiveNormies are just a forgotten number no matter how cool they dressed or how much niche anime or music they consumed. It is not about what you consume but what you create (even tho you need to learn from the ones before you).
>>34383265Being not mean doesn't make you a bad guy. Quite the opposite.
>>34383297>everyone who makes fun of penises is a womannah i just have normal genitals lil bro
>>34383266I value spending time with my loved one more than money.
>>34383243F 20I forget to forget nothing is important.Lost inside my sick head I live for you but I am not alive.
>>34383303I didn't realize we had male lowercase posters. That's been a femanon thing for a long time
My so called normgroid life.
>>34383284How so? You can't even speak.
>>34383308We have the gay dude who insists he isn't and the guy who mopes about his ex Qt also does that sometimes
>>34383309Wait, you're a male?
>>34383312I'm.
>>34383243Several people usually leave when qt starts his spamming spree. He frequently kills threads.
>>34383292>im a virginwell that explains it in a different way.
>>34383317Right, it's just like I said, a meme. Not something that'll actually get you laid.
>>34383321You being a virgin aside doesn't mean dick size is a meme dude, that's something insecure men shill to feel better. You're just a virgin in spite of it.
>>34383314>I'm.Oh no, they got him.
>>34383324It's a little trick we intellectuals use to shorten "I am.". I think you might know who I am, but I'm not sure.
>>34383323What's the point when most vaginas can't accommodate it? Just the perception of virility?
>>34383329Oh are you the boob man?
>>34383324Must be the icelander again
Why does the rain make me wet? Does it just to it because it can? Does it want to hurt me? Or maybe it does not care at all and just does?
I want to be hurt by a big cock while the moid apologizes
>>34383333No. I used to post as Sean amongst other names. There are Sean posters that were not me THOUGH.
>>34383331Because they can, dummy. You just need the right level of arousal and position. I'm 7" and my ex-gf could easily take me to the hilt completely if done right.
>>34383337Gay
>>34383337Play sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap sorry plap
>>34383336I feel stupid for being here. I don't know who I am talking to. People talk about dick sizes and post stupid shit like this.
>>34383344nothin wrong with some peentalk friend (in moderation)
Men being big in general is attractive. Dick, hands, arms, shoulders, chest...
>>34383344What do you like to talk about? My penis is over six inches and the sun makes me paranoid if that matters.
>>34383344The posts here are a recompilation or the ramblings from the inmates of a psychiatric hospital without the supervision of the medical staff
>>34383346Truly hell on earth for genetically defective small moids
>>34383337>apologizeshah no, I tell them how well they are doing for taking it.
>>34383346Toes.
>>34383338Nope, I don't remember ya. Nice to meet ya.
>>34383345How many times have people talked avbout penises? Can you change its size? No. Then why the fuck do you even care about it's size. Wheter it's influential or not in woman's pleasure doesen't matter much for only 1/3 woman can enjoy penetrations and our pussy molds to the cock. Answer: dick size matters? No. Is bigger better? It depends on the girl's anatomy.
>>34383346What about my belly?
>>34383346I want to hold my friend's hands the next time I see her. Apparently I have big hands.
>>34383351Not all small men. :)
>>34383346I don't think so. My man is smaller than me, and I find him extremely attractive. He is the dominant in the relationship and masculine too.
>>34383337So there are puzzles for me to fit into in this world...
>>34383355Oh. I swore you talked to me. Maybe someone stealing your name. Oh well. You too.
>>34383362I'd rather die
>>34383337Literally me tonight.
>>34383347Why do you like the lyrics that you posted? What kind of movies do you like? Why? What music do you listen to? Who was the first person you fell in love with? Why did you?
>>34383356What language do you speak bruh
>>34383351They get rid of stupid women who only think about his size in a modern era where that is what matters the least. I'd say it's a pro.
>>34383370Uh... uh...
>>34383366Could have been longer than 6 months ago also. I do not have good memory.
>>34383356you seem very prickly friend
>>34383371FI speak four of them. My mother tongue is Spanish.
>>34383380Your English is pretty mid
>>34383370I think the lyrics are about frugs, but I like pretending they mean something esoteric or symbolic. I like movies that introduce/analyze ideas/concepts to me. The first person I loved romantically was a girl in elementary school because we talked every day.
>>34383376I dunno, I am just proposing topics that are not cocks and I would actually be interested in.
>>34383301Yeah but my mean is really mean, I hold my tongue cause I know I can verbally destroy someone with little effort, so I always prefer to just flip shit into a joke for the sake of peace
>>34383384drugs*
>>34383379I am a girl, I have no reason to care about cock sizes.
Talking about cocks is fun though. I want to squeeze one until it bursts :3
>>34383380You're married, you don't get a say. Let the singlecels discuss what they want to discuss.
>>34383369Jh
>>34383383I know. I'm working on it.
>>34383391Kinky.
>>34383380Wow. One more and you are a polygot. Let me guess: Spanish, Portuguese, French, and English?
>>34383391Gayyyy
women, how would you feel if your bf didn't want children after the interest in having kids was extinguished by their ex?
>>34383380Tfw no Lustinian gf
>>34383384Happens to me with many Alice in Chains lyrics. That is really cool. Which is your fav movie?I mean, you talk every day to your dad, yet you don't fall in love with him. You must have liked something about her
>>34383380Exceptionally hot.
>>34383378I think it might have been but also you tagged me in this thread referencing it, I think.
>>34383391Such a femme fatale.
Another lady complimented my hair while I was at work. These old ladies are single handedly repairing my self-esteem. Why is it only old ladies tho? I also saw a fat fuck with e-boy hair who was going out with 3 model tier girls. I seethe.
>>34383388nta but my autistic ass thoughts you misspelled "frogs"
>>34383393Aren't you thinking of the Portuguese femanon?
>>34383397Spanish, Catalan (some consider it a dialect), Italian (a bit) and English
>>34383409>I also saw a fat fuck with e-boy hair who was going out with 3 model tier girls. I seethe.He's probably the gay friend, not some harem leader.
>>34383346I used to feel this way and then kind of got over it. The big ones aren't any better they just can't kiss you while you're fucking and hurt your legs when you're on top. I prefer them around my own size.>>34383399A little worried he might change his mind and want them again
>>34383399I would feel stupid for dating a week dumbass that lets others shape his interests in matters as important.
>>34383404I just thought we got a long really well. I had fun whenever we were together and I liked her face. We grew up to be very different kinds of people since then from what I've gleamed of her life. My favorite movies are very different then the movies that I think are actually good. What about you? Movie? First love? I think I've liked Alice in Chains but I got introduced to them as an adult and am not very familiar.
>>34383419>week dumbass
>>34383414Italian was my second guess for French replacement.
>>34383409>These old ladies are single handedly repairing my self-esteem.>Why is it only old ladies thoThe genders start to hate each other once you get to the genx/millennial threshold, and gets worse the further down you go.
>>34383416>He's probably the gay friend, not some harem leader.He didn't look gay at all. I know the "e-boy" description sounds gay af. But he just looked like the generic faggot trying to be alt. The girls were all "goth". One had dyed red hair, one was a natural blond and another was a brunette. It was fucking unreal. I'm so glad they didn't go through my register.
>>34383419>I would feel stupid perhaps you should? But for different reasons. Your logic checks out it's just everything else.
>>34383425She wasn't that old. Probably genx. Like a 40-something lady. The one that complimented my hair before that looked like she was in her 30s.
>>34383426Maybe he's their sub then
>>34383414>CatalanI drove through Spain recently and it's funny how the signs change in the North, suddenly don't just have "standard Spanish" on them. hahBasque language surprised me with having a ton of X's in it.
>>34383243F.even if for embarrasing reasons.Three days grace - Animal I have becomeSo what if you can see the darkest side of me?No one would ever change this animal I have becomeHelp me believe it's not the real meSomebody help me tame this animal(This animal, this animal)I can't escape myself(I can't escape myself)So many times I've lied(So many times I've lied)But there's still rage insideSomebody get me through this nightmareI can't control myselfAnd I imagine myself being that little light that brings an absolutely "feral" man back to his senses, because he loves me.And its a good song.
>>34383428>30s>old ladiesBruh
>>34383420That is really cute. My first actual love is my current bf. Before him, I didn't think I could actually fall in love. I also liked a guy who treated me like shit in HS, but that was a crush. It was not because he treated me like shit. He was really smart and cool.My favourite movie is The Crow for the soundtrack + aesthetic and Belladonna of Sadness because of the art + concept. What music do you listen to? I was obsessed with grunge when I was 15 to the point where I went nihilistic, wanted to do drugs and dressed as a hobo.
>>34383431>And I imagine myself being that little light that brings an absolutely "feral" man back to his senses, because he loves me.After the sex, right?
>>34383430Euskera is insane.
>>34383432Anyone outside of my dating range is classified as an "old lady". Older than me, without any chance at being dateable. That's what it means. Fuck, there were literally so many attractive women. Can my standards be "too high" if I find so many attractive women at like regular places?
>>34383433I was literally going to post "It can't rain all the time" from that movie but thought it would be cringe to post. That's crazy. It's so crazy you probably don't believe me.
>>34383333You mean boobaustist?
>>34383427I meant in that scenario, I would feel stupid. Please explain.
>>34383337Why would I apologize for hurting a foid?
>>34383440Because you don't have a big dick>NTA btw
>>34383433I like all kinds of music. I love the song Burn by the Cure from that movie. I'm currently learning piano. I guess I lean towards dark music but with uplifting melodies.
>>34383407That sounds like something I would do.
>>34383430Basque is extremely odd as a language. It's an isolate, meaning it's unrelated to any other indo-european languages and it's also one of the oldest ones!
>>34383437I believe you.That soundtrack is so based. The Cure, Pantera, Helmet, NIN, STP...
>>34383399I would feel like hexing their ex.
>>34383433>The CrowAt my old job, some dude said I looked like the main actor for that movie.
>>34383445No it's like really crazy. I almost posted that movie instead of St. Bartholomew being skinned alive. (I just had it in my photos).
>>34383442I really love the Cure. Pornography is one of my favourite albums. Do you like darkwave?
From my perspective it's magical dammit
>>34383243THEY COLLECT A BUNCH OF USELESS SHIT THEN THEY THROW IT IN A PILE, DOWN THERE BY THE RIVER AND SMOKE A BUNCH OF METH UNDER THE BRIDGE
>>34383447You must be handsome.Do you know how he died? He died while making the movie.Did anyone see the remake?
>>34383449I don't know their albums. I only like several songs by them. I don't know what darkwave is. I can play scales though and chords and am going to start making music soon though. Sorry, I'm kind of autistic.
>>34383380tfw no hot smart yuro gf to teach my dumb americhud brain how to speak more languages
>>34383452I never saw a remake but I've seen, I think, all four Crow movies, but the first one is the best, but the other ones have cool things.
>>34383435Thank goodness for google maps, or else I would have had a hard time finding my way through it via rental car! lol>>34383444Do you know some words of that too?I had a hard time trying to read anything, granted my Spanish is super basic.I went through Valencia and other Catalan areas too, pretty interesting history. Are you from there?
I kind of want to rewatch them. I forgot about these feelings.
>>34383452>You must be handsomeNot even close, but thx. It was mostly because of the hair. I don't think we look alike.>he died while making the movie. I did read about that. It was crazy. He got fucking shot mid scene.
>>34383390convincing men that they care more about dicks than women do is basically impossible i think
>>34383454Their first album is shit. Then they have Seventeen Seconds (A Forest, Play for Today), Faith and Pornography. I also like part of Wish and Disintegration (Lovesong).Darkwave is kinda techno Goth music. Dark and uplifting in some cases.I used to play guitar, but I quit. I tried with piano, but I don't have the patience. How did you learn piano?What music do you want to make?Don't apologise, and you don't seem autistic.
>>34383460He got Baldwin'd
>>34383457>had a hard time trying to read anything, granted my Spanish is super basic.>I went through Valencia and other Catalan areas too, pretty interesting history. Are you from there?Sorry, I'm another anon, not the one you were talking to. I do speak spanish. I have some basque ancestry which is why I looked a bit into their history. Their ancient religion is also something we don't know much about. They also have an unusual prevalence of the RH- blood type, which is extremely rare otherwise, and some conspiracy theories say it's alien lmao
>>34383463If you want get into darkwave try Molchat Doma, Lebanon Hanover and Twin Tribes.
>>34383431>And I imagine myself being that little light that brings an absolutely "feral" man back to his senses, because he loves me.With your cooking, right?That's how mankind tamed feral animals, with our food. This surely isn't a sexual desire, surely.
>>34383468My bf kinda has a fucking me while cooking kink lol
>>34383436>Fuck, there were literally so many attractive women. Can my standards be "too high" if I find so many attractive women at like regular places?Can I get an answer to this, foids?
>>34383463I kind of want to make my own style from other styles for each "album" or whatever. I basically just look up things and practice them til they are easy, then look up more things to practice. I'm not THAT good yet but have been studying realistically less then a year and am happy with my progress. Start by learning notes, then chords, then scales, and techniques (staccato, legato, alternating hands, etc). Just practice a bare minimum amount every day. It's like learning to play a video game. Once you get good try getting good at something you didn't notice or haven't focused on yet. One thing at a time. You can even watch movies or whatever while you practice hand movements.
>>34382333Literally the only two cities I've been attacked in.
>>34383465I've been meaning to learn more Spanish desu, I juat did it for the holiday so I could get around a bit. Locals always are happy when you open up with a question in their language, it helps break the ice. hahUnflrtunately I only stayed for two nights in the Bilbao region, but the cliffs at the north coast were really damn pretty.
I want to learn another language after Japanese.
>>34383216I can't empathize with you I'm sorry. Sounds like you're mad you didn't get to sleep around
>>34382447Is giving it to lesbians extra proof that it's bad?
I think its over for me and I have to try again at finding love next life.>almost 33>khv>loose skin after dropping 180lbsIt turns out spending your 20s being an alcoholic fat fuck can actually set the rest of your life up to be hell. Ladies, do I even bother? I guess I am fine with self reliance and loneliness
>>34383471That is really cool. What styles inspire you? Which artists do you usually listen to? I tried to do the same with guitar but I'm just bad at it hehe. For having studied for less than a year, you are doing amazing. Yeah, going step by step always helps. Thank you s
>>34383479Even if you're not sexy, I'm still impressed by your turnaround and proud of you for doing it.
>>34383475It's a nice country with a lot of history. I want to go someday. Hopefully, my citizenship goes through and I can visit as a national, maybe move one day. It's a nice language to have as your mother-tongue as it makes it easier to learn other romance languages. And it also has more natural vocalizations so pronouncing other languages without a very heavy accent also comes with more ease.
>>34383479Bro, you lost 180lbs and quit alcohol. You can do anything.
>>34383479It's never over
>>34383469While he's cooking?
So please for once in my life. Let me get what I want
>>34383478Is giving it to gay bottoms also bad?
How to turn girl friend into girlfriend
>>34383479Your life is not over Anon. You will regret wasting your 30's the same way you regret wasting your 20's if you give up now. I hope you can find a girl for you. I am glad you got over obesity and alcohol. Good luck and take care.
Why does everyone insult my cooking. Is it really that bad.
>>34383486While I am hehe.Not gonna lie, it's kinda hot.
>>34383491What did you make?
>>34383487The Smiths or Deftones?What do you want?
I’m so happy! I got attention from attractive women. Next is to talk to them and get their numbers
>>34383489There is no formula.
>>34383483If you ever get to Valencia, you should also check out the Catalan history museum they have there, it's really interesting.Knowing Spanish is quite nice, you get to visit a ton of countries where you speak the locals' language, even if there might be some dialect or accent differences.I have to go to bed now, wish you all the best in trying to visit Spain! <3
>>34383492>t.ranny
>>34383491What do they say about it? Do they criticise the results or your technique?
>>34383480Piano takes longer to learn then guitar but pretty much inherently teaches you music theory along the way. Guitar is easier to play songs that sound rich but more enigmatic. I basically want to make songs that are a fusion of baroque era music, various eras of rock music, random influences from everywhere, and a theatre-style of singing, at first. I think it might be kind of unique. I sometimes string together parts of songs after practice. Sorry to talk about myself so much.
>>34383492Agreed. Kind of risky though.
>>34383480I tend to listen to songs or albums on repeat for days till I get sick of them, but then years later I get unsick of them and reanalyze them.
>>34383499NTA.Why do you guys always think women are trannies when women outnumber trannies like 50 to 1?
BRING ME A HIGHER LOVE
>>34383501Yes, I'll try to send my kids to piano lessons so they understand music better and can play other instruments more easily (if they want to). That sounds like a really cool and original project. Do you sing?Please don't apologise for talking.
>>34383494Love
>>34383492You should do it while baking a creampie.
I can't put my feelings into words. Maybe I can paint them
>>34383482>>34383484>>34383485>>34383490Appreciate it gang, however I look like garbage with a shirt off. I think that scares me away from getting close and intimate
>>34383514Try it
>>34383504It happens to me, too. Last obsession song? Mine is Nobody Hears by Suicidal Tendencies, Pull Me Under by Queenadreena, Anarchy by KMFDM, Our Diabolikal Raputure by HIM, and Father of Lies by Whitechapel. Not all are good, but I love them.
>>34383510I recommend teaching everyone(including your kids) piano for a few years just to teach them music theory. Yeah, I can sing adequately when my throat is well hydrated, but more so I'm a good voice actor and can bring a lot of expression to the songs, I think.
>>34383492>teehee, idk why but sex is kind of hot!Are you retarded?
>>34383511I hope you will find it Anon.
>>34383522I can't right now because I look ugly
>>34383512lol I am excited to get creampied, I've just got an IUD
>>34383487I feel like this came at the end of a long rant or internal monologue
>>34383497I hope I can do it
>>34383525It's just a spammer.
>>34383519That's nice! I bet you will make a really unique album.
Maybe you won't miss me if I'm not around.
>>34383523I'm sorry. Can you change that somehow?
>>34383519Let's hear your playing
I waited too long and now I'm not even hungry anymore
Women, how do I compliment you without coming off as a creep or as like I'm flirting? It can be a little flirty, but that's not the goal, because I will look like a creep. If I see a woman who's eyes or hair I really like what can I say?
Well, bye everyone. I been holding pee for 3 hours now and its 4am here. It was nice talking to you all. I wish you all the best.
>>34383511Have you gotten close?
>>34383518I think my last were Crawling in My Skin. Half of mine are embarrassing pop songs I hear in the grocery store. I mostly listen to piano instrumental stuff now. https://youtu.be/x8ZKpYPoPYo?si=bhA6ojqULupiGGsX
>>34383535You skipped an hour ahead with your pee.
>>34383534Keep it moving. If you tell me you like my hair and walk away it's pretty obvious you're not trying to flirt with me. That's what I do when I want to compliment a man but don't want him to talk to me.
>>34383531Not really I can only hope things improve
>>34383529>>34383532I have at least another year of practicing before I start seriously. Honestly, I think I just started to cope with a breakup but I got really into it.
>tranny needs to announce his piss fetish before leaving
>>34383534Sometimes compliments scare the shit out of me. Like a strange man says something on the street, yelling and staring at me. I panic. Maybe talk to her a bit first.
>>34383541I want to hear how you play already. You talk tall for less than a year let's see if you can back it up.
>>34383542lmfao it's not a piss fetish (I just feel too lazy to go to the bathroom and don't want to wake my dog up). Also, I am a biological girl. I don't hold a thing against trannies, but people here say it in a pejorative way
>tranny returns to announce his bestiality fetish before leaving
>>34383534nothing, thats an inside thought, there's no need to walk around and tell everyone everything you think would you also walk up to some random guy standing in line in the grocery store and tell him "nice shoes man"? it indicates that you've been eyeing him in detail, judging every little thing about him and this time, came to a favorable conclusion and for some reason you thought the fact you think his shows are nice is enough evidence that you two should create a connection based on that, which is weird af and you know make it his problem to come up with a way to let you down easy that he's not interested in going on a hike this weekend with some random guy that has nothing better to do than take apart strangers and then bother the ones he deemed alrightjust, leave strangers alone, ok? it's even worse if you'd comment ok their body, imagine telling your car guy "man, you got some nice biceps" after standing there and watching him change your tiresit just reveals that you've been focusing on his arms instead of the work he's doing like a creep
>>34383539>>34383543I work as a cashier. I wouldn't compliment someone on the street. But if I see a pretty girl waiting while I scan the items, maybe I could tell her that her eyes are pretty? Probably nearing the end of the scanning, so if it turns awkward, she pays and leaves instead of being forced to wait while I scan the rest. Right? Would it be weird? Maybe I want her to come back and I want to scan her items again...
Night.
>>34383497who would even date a girl unless they have a turquoise dougie
>>34383549holy mass murder moment
>>34383544Maybe one day. Just think I'm bad then. My ex got into it too and she knows theory better then me but I can play better. I'm definitely not good. I could learn a song like the one I posted in a couple hours of dedicated practice but I'm still mostly practicing random techniques and scales and exercises for now. I used to do duolingo and that taught me how to read sheet music good and play basic versions of some songs but I stopped doing that to focus on the scales, but I'm kind of forgetting how to read sheet music now.
>>34383547lmfao. yes!!!! as a therian my dog is my waifu. we are lesbians together. our homosexual love is stronger than your discrimination against our people, or should i say, animals.
>>34383548>man, you got some nice bicepsA Chinese kid told me this in high school I was kinda flattered
>>34383548This is an insane reaction. You must be mentally ill. You could have just said "don't, it's always weird". I need you to realize that you're the retard coming up with insane scenarios here.
>>34383554>practicing random techniques and scales and exercisesThis is how you get nowhere. People don't listen to scales people listen to songs, throw them in there
>>34383550Goodnight o7 (I'd stay but my head hurts).
>>34383559I need you to realize that anon has heard "don't, it's always weird" a million times already and he still thinks he should do it, so it's important to make him understand why and how it's weird to do it, so it was worth a try. He still won't ever listen and harass the people at his job but st least now he can't claim he didn't know why it was inappropriate and creepy, so when he inevitably gets fired he knows who's to blame and maybe there's a microscopic chance that he might even learn a lesson and at least consider that he's the problem here.>>34383558Yeah, kids get a bit more leeway for doing and saying weird shit but it's still not appropriate for adults to behave that way.
>>34383549>eyesBest not. Compliment choices not body parts. Like her clothes or hairstyle/dyed color rather than eyes or figure or whatever.
I have no true friends in this world. Everyone just wants something from me they dont even give a fuck about my life or hurting my feelings
>>34383543When I was 18 years old, I worked for a cleaning company for shit pay and shittier working hours.A new company hired us to clean their business. Didnt seem like a big deal. And then some 6'4+ guy with the deepest graveliest voice I have ever heard said"Thank you very much for your hard work pretty lady"I think he was in his mid to late 20sIt was literally stunned and didnt answer with a word. I just slinked away without eyecontact. and still think of that moment 14 years later.These days I wish I had at least made eye contact and smiled/nodded at him or something. This is one of the things I think about when I go to bed.
>>34383562Practicing the scales gave me a lot more finger control, and I want to master all 24 major/minor scales and various finger techniques before getting back into songs. I normally practice every day but today is my first day back in a few weeks since taking a rest because I was starting to get carpal tunnel from other stuff.
>>34383438No. The man with D cup boobs.
>>34383567>I need to start having some self respect and make better life decisions...
>>34383568I'll give you a kiss if you want but I'm a male
>>34383568That could change.
>>34383573Ok>>34383574It never really changes no matter who I meet even when I think they'll be different
>>34383565You are actually insane. >>34383566I see. Ig I can understand why those would be more casual. It's usually the kind of comment I would get. Some customers have commented on my band shirts and hair, so probably go for something similar.
>>34383576MwahStay strong for me. Or kys idk your choice
>>34383577you are basically a rapist
>>34383579Ngl your bait is pretty well cooked most of the time
>>34383243Cause I'm only a crack in this castle of glassHardly anything there for you to seeFor you to see
Women this is how you feel about all horny men? >>34383567
I could've been just like you
>>34383581just because you're a creep that doesn't want to accept that you're a creep doesn't mean it's bait
>>34383586Baity baity gay and weighty
>>34383586Trying way too hard
>>34383583no, this is >>34383572
>>34383420No this^>>34383583
Man life is so boring. I'm so fucking bored of everything.
>>34381917But If you do have a weak chin it's probably better to hide it behind a beard than walk around looking like a toad
>>34383578Why tell me anything if you don't care either way
>>34381934>The obsession with tall moids has grown wildly out of hand.Haven't women always desired us?
>>34383596I do care that's why I gave you the freedom to choose
>>34383590Uncomfortably accurate lol
>>34383571Was he a hamplanet or steroid abuser?
Should I kill myself if I'll never be able to grow a beard?
>>34383571No. Just a natural trans prob. I still have them saved.
Yes, that's me! That's what I look like.
>>34383607Have you tried any of the hair growth treatments?
>Beards are wilder, more rugged, and masculine in a way that is more quiet confidence than a mustache. Mustaches demand respect. Beards earn it.
>>34383600I already have the freedom
>>34383612Like steroids?
>>34383614you can find a cringe example for absolutely everything in life, if you only do things that have never been done by a cringe person, the only thing left would be to kill yourself and even that final act would betray you since most people that have killed themselves were very cringe
>>34383616And what do you do with that freedom. What do you chose
>>34383614She included the asterisk of excluding nochinz
>>34383620Death
>>34383618Whats that? I can't hear you over the sound of your cavernous vagina.
>>34383617Is fin a steroid?
>>34383622You seem very much alive to me
>>34383625I'll do it soon
>>34383624I don't know, doesn't it melt your balls?
>>34383567I used to fap to these Wikipedia drawings https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammary_intercourse
>>34383626How soon. What's your plan
>>34383630Drawing by who
>>34383627I've heard bodybuilders have issues with their balls after abusing anabolic steroids. But i have no idea if that's the same thing.
>>34383631In a few years Idk. fent.
>>34383634THIS is one of the rare cases where you get to use WHOM!
>>34383639>In a few yearsDoesn't sound like a very thorough plan>Idk. fent.Seems hard to get why not a gun or a building or a train
>>34383594Have you ever tried DMT?
>>34383567real
>>34383643That hurts
>>34383648No it doesn't I specifically chose those because they're instant
>>34383567I dated a woman who wore a 34M bra.Sadly we never got to this point.
>>34383614He doesn't even groom his shit because he's not an adult. >>34383567>picrel
>>34383650Only if they work right
>>34383646No but I'd like to.
>>34383657How can they work wrong they can't. I chose them for that too
>>34383613Environmental storytelling
>>34383594Have you jorked it today
How many of you women even like men?
>>34383659I'd rather not do something gorey
>>34383664>How many of you women even like men?I do
>>34383666Fent is pretty hard to get if you don't know a guy and I doubt you do
how was your caturday
>>34383669One of the cats killed a bird and paraded its corpse around the house
>>34383668I'll find a guy
>>34383659People survive suicide attempts with all of those. Not for long usually, but long enough to suffer.
>>34383671that's metal
>>34383671Based kitty.
>>34380718I complimented a woman's hair and she smiled and said thanks. I know that's not a big deal for most, but my heart is beating so fast I feel almost sick.
>>34383672Easier said than done do you have other ideas>>34383673People can technically survive anything those have extremely high death rates if you do it right
>>34383669Really good.
women, have you ever met a man that just outright wont eat box?
My manwhore era begins NOW. Honestly I’m just depressed, idk what’s gotten into me lately. I’ve been eating like shit, picked up smoking, and have been sleeping like shit. Why do I hate myself?
>>34383683>eat box????
>>34383684You should try weed, caffiene, and multiplayer games! You can make a farm in Project Zomboid with animals now too!
>>34383686You really want me to die before 30 don’t you?
>>34383687
>>34383680Carbon monoxide
She loves me but I just want to stay friends.Is it crueler to deny her bluntly or let her orbit?
>>34383685zoomerspeak for eating pussy
>>34383691Tell bluntly, quickly, and privately.
>>34383694But also say you wanna be friends and what you like about her and the oddly specific and arbitrary things you want in a partner maybe.
>>34383689Easier I guess everyone has that What happened on your Saturday to send you on a depressive suicidal spiral
>>34383664I like one man.
>>34383683No. And I don't want to.
>>34383694We already talked about it and decided it's a bad idea, I killed my feelings but hers only grew.She already knows we shouldn't do this but she's dropping L bombs and I can't help but indulge her.
>>34383697Nothing thats just my plan should conditions persist
>>34383700She'll find someone eventually, hopefully.
>>34383698If it's not Jesus then you're going to H-E-double hockey sticks.
relapsed
Gender?Do you like Project Zomboid?
>>34383703Do you have a 3rd. Those were my top 3
>>34383710Why are you going to do it
>>34383711Why does anyone. Because I hate myself and my life is a dead end hole in the ground. I'm sure you know what I'm talking about
>>34383705He gets confused for jesus. :)
I wonder if she meant it when she said those things to me. I wonder if it was a joke she thought she was leaning too hard into.
>>34383715Whatd she say
>>34383712When
>>34383717I have an event in mind but I don't know when exactly it'll come. Probably close to yours
So sleepy foids
>>34383718What would have to happen for you to not do it
>>34383716Sweet things. Maybe it's better to just pretend she meant it. What do you think?
the apple fall far from the treeshe’s rotten and so beautifuli’d like to keep her here with meand tell her that she’s beautiful
>>34383719I have too much energy but if I go work out I'm probably gonna feel barfy with my period. Also the gym is closed probably because of moids.
>>34383722Nigga rhymed beautiful with beautiful
>>34383706Did you make it longer then last time?
>>34383724It's song lyrics again.
>>34383720It's not avoidable or something that can be fixed, it's gonna happen sooner or later
Dutiful>>34383723Moids are the worst, sounds like. What time do you sleep?
>>34383726My point still stands
>>34383669One of the best days I've had in a while.
>>34383713Charles is probably slightly taller
>>34383725yes
>>34383734Good job. That opens options.
>>34383727Why how do you know
>>34383728I'm supposed to be asleep but I rested a lot today. Maybe I have to to a full sleep schedule flip and stay up so I can finally sleep regularly.
>>34383736Because I've lived as myself long enough to know I don't wanna do it for another half century. Until I can crawl out of my body and into someone else's nothing's changing
>>34383732I mean, with at least 2000 years of evolution it was bound to happen.
>>34383738I usually tried to stay up late enough over 24 hours to fall asleep "early" the next day, yeah. I'm pretty good about falling asleep on time lately when I try though.
You looking for this? *Dangles your hopes and dreams on a keychain*
>>34383732Jesus was only 3 cubits tall, or 4'6" in modern measurements.
>>34383742Nah, you keep 'em, bud.
>>34383743No way. He was probably like 5'2" at shortest. He was somewhat upperclass. He was poor by Imperial Rome standards but wealthy for a human within the Roman Empire.
>>34380864Am guy, along with this, if you're learning to converse well, learn how initialize conversation, and how to segue into topics, which you may ask other women here about
Honestly, I bet he was closer to five and a half feet tall.
>>34383742How did you get that
What should I jerk off to before falling asleep?
It's my 30th birthday tonight, which officially makes me a wizard. Shameful beyond belief. When I think back to when I was in my teens the thought of being a wizard seemed hilariously impossible, but here we are. How can I even hope to get a girlfriend at this point?
>>34383739You're 50?
>>34383693box is much older than zoomers
>>34383750That doesn't matter in getting a gf now.
>>34383749mpreg
>>34383751Lol no
>>34383750Just be yourself
>>34383749What do you usually jerk off to?
Women, how many guys are into you right now?
>>34383757Audios of women telling the listener that they love them.
>>34383753Explain.>>34383756Thanks :)
>>34383741I've just been feeling like garbage.I'm gonna finally go beat myself up and go to the gym after my next dr appointment because I left one of my gym shoes on accident.
>>34383750Happy Birthday. You should probably figure out what is wrong with yourself mentally.
>>34383762Like it's a non-factor in getting a girlfriend now. You said "How can I get one at this point?". It's just as likely as any other point as long as you are meeting and talking to similar numbers of people.
>>343837591
>>34383763I hope you feel better.
>>34383745No, he was exactly 3 cubits tall to represent the perfection of the Trinity.
>>34383750In your defense, it's more difficult to get a gf now, and there's no way you could've anticipated how society was going to change in that time.
>>34383770He was also probably hung on an "X"
Also dinosaurs had colorful feathers. Fuck you.
>>34383772That's St. Andrew.
>>34383768Ty bud
>>34383774I just wanted to post an X hanging
>>34383752>box is much older than zoomersTrue, but didn't it used to mean ass?I vividly remember playing halo reach the night it came out, and some guy asked me if I've ever tongue punched a woman's box while she farted.
>>34383777No
>>34383775And find your shoe.
>>34383777You might be misremembering and he said fart box
>>34383777No, it’s always meant pussy. A “fart box” which is the only thing I’ve ever heard someone talk about someone tongue punching before is an asshole.
>>34383780>>34383781No he just meant eating a girl out while she farted.
I'm not the dark center of the universe like you thought
>>34383776Damn, you got me trying to look at guys on st. andrew crosses.
>>34383782I guess that's also an option
>>34383779Yep. I'll be getting my shoe.
It's my birthday in exactly 1 week. I'll be 25!
>>34383766I see your point, the core issue is that I don't meet or talk with anyone. I go to work, I go to the store, I work on my (solitary) hobby in the garage, and I go to bed. I don't go out, I don't go to bars, I don't go to parties, I don't do anything. It's only way someone can end up like me. To change that would require a radical shift in my lifestyle, my previous attempts at which have all failed. And for what? As I get older my pool of women shrinks in proportion. So I go out and endure the stress and anxiety of putting myself out there to get a fat chick or single mom covered in shitty tattoes with 5 ex boyfriends who have unrealistically high expectations? All the good girls in my age bracket have been taken. I think some people just aren't cut out for it.>>34383771Maybe. It's impossible to tell.
>>34383784Actually I was just reading more about it and it turns out the new consensus is "We don't know" but it is probably one of these four.
>>34383787Any plans?
>>34383787Happy birthday! Still very young but finally growing wise!>>34383788Very common. Maybe try making some changes. >>34383786What do you do at the gym?
>>34383759Probably zero? I don't talk to anyone.
>>34383755So what rare u taalking about
>>34383791Nope lol
>>34383794Usually I just try to go as hard as I can on random machines. But I recently found an app with reccomendations on machine variation for how many times a week you want to work out for. I think I'll play around with it and see what I like.
:|
>>34383800It can't be that hard to figure out.
>>34383799I'd suggest something but I never do anything on my birthdays
Everyone thinks Im a freak
Why did God make it so that women can read men's minds but not the other way around?
>>34383807Why didn't I get that ability
>>34383798I've lived 2-3 decades and I can't imagine living any more than that, it's been long enough
>>34383806Thoughts can change
>>34383806You are. You're so freaky.
>>34383811Anon stop youll make it freak out
>>34383773>T. rex is perceived as one of the biggest, last, and most powerful of the nonavian dinosaurs has certainly attracted a particular crowd around it. In both the commercial market and paleontology, whether academically backed or self-styled, it’s primarily white cisgender men who sell T. rex to us. The dinosaur, even when carrying nonbinary pronouns like Sue’s public persona, inevitably bears a masculine gloss, thanks to so many decades of fearsome pop culture portrayals and the fact that it’s almost always men who step forward as the prime interpreters of T. rex biology. In a sense, T. rex is a symbol of toxic masculinity—a dinosaur molded by over a century of male-dominated interpretation with an emphasis on bone-crushing bites and wild power, one that edges out so many other interpretations of what it meant to be a dinosaur.https://web.archive.org/web/20251204183453/https://slate.com/technology/2022/04/tyrannosaurus-rex-popularity-tired-paleontology.html
>>34383809You are still young we've only been concious for a few years. At least you don't have a biological expiration date
>>34383813Exactly. Chudz btfo. The future is asian and female.
>>34383806Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-maDa-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-maDa-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-maDa-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-maDa-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ayy, go
>>34383794>Maybe try making some changes.Yea I know, but fuck man it's tough to stay motivated when it feels hopeless. If I knew where to go or what to do to meet good girls, I would do it with everything I have. But I feel trapped in my own life, in a prison of my own construction. And I have no ideas where to find them.
I like the movie Pleasantville a lot.
>>34383814>You are still young Could say the same about yourself >we've only been concious for a few yearsWhat do you mean, I've been conscious for a good while now>At least you don't have a biological expiration dateHit mine the day I was born. My mother had me in her early 30s so you have some leeway
>>34383818Literally anything you can. Or don't and build a satisfying life. Preferably both. That's literally it.
>>34383822I don't think you have a good reason yet
>>34383802I mean, it's not. I was just looking for a reccomendation in routine I can also alter.
>>34383811Why?
>>34383826Again I could say the same for you. When there's nothing you can do that's reason enough, you don't really know me
>>34383828The HARDEST part is figuring out if you're doing the exercise correctly to target the right muscles, I think. Though some exercises are a lot more intuitive then others.
>>34383802Doesn't have enough lard covering it
>>34383833Your mom would be sad I have good reasons or would have good reasons. I have parameters and they are reasonable
>>34383830Because you're a freak and I know what you do in your spare time. All alone in your bedroom.
>>34383835My issue is my dyslexia and not remembering what weight I was at last time. So I'm figuring it out by feel for like 5 minutes before I actually work out each time and am wasting my own time.
>>34383840What do I do
>>34383841>Lizard.Nice.
>>34383226Hallo>>34383229That doesn't count, it was a one-off>>34383259>I go clubbing every weekendI haven't been clubbing in forever
>>34383842It'd be impolite to share in public but I know.
>>34383823The black dog draws close. I'm taking it day by day. I need salvation.
>>34383841Oh. I just listen to my body too, but I've been over-eating a lot lately because I don't have video games and am bored. You could try a note on your phone for your last weight. Sorry about dyslexia. That might make you good at other stuff.
>>34383419a sorry and offputting attitude to have by default :/
>>34383806Freaks are cool>>34383750Happy birthday brev>>34383765>You should probably figure out what is wrong with yourself mentallyThat's rich coming from you...>>34383613>used
>>34383846All I do is cry and scratch my butt
>>34383837>Your mom would be sadI wish. Wouldn't yours. >I have good reasonsSure, i could say it looks different to me but it's your judgement and call to make. What makes you think I don't have a good reason. Do you want kids one day or have you not decided.
>>34383849Problem is it's different on a bunch of machines. But yeah now I have a tracker app it will be easier to see my progress and not get disillusioned.
>>34383759One. I hope he ask me to be his gf soon
>>34383607No, beards are overrated>>34383533It's good to eat something, even if small>>34383821What's it about
>>34383852Ohhhhh you dirty bitch. On top of everything else too.
>>34383851I know I have to do that eventually but right now I'm figuring out physical stuff methodically and if I get distracted then I won't keep up. I'm assuming OP is fine physically.
>>34383856BaasdWhy not ask him
>>34383844I like lezard
>>34383859Soz I was just winding you upGet those gainz tho>>34383669Terrible but thank you for askingHbu?Currently I'm curled up in bed trying not to be sick lol, maybe I ate something bad, I feel horrendous
>>34383852miseryposter, please.
>>34383854Why wouldn't she beWell you won't tell me any good reason, just that you think you're a gonerIdk anymore, do you
>>34383308>male lowercase postersare guys not allowed to type in lowercase or whatsexist much?
>>34383863Stahp et
>>34383860Scary. But I will if he doesn’t next time
>>34383864What
Women, what is worse>Guy who knows enough about porn to purposely avoid content from girls who are outspoken about regretting their time in the industry, like Mia Khalifaor>Guy who watches porn from those girls who don't like that they did it, but he is unaware of their stance against it??
>>34383243>What is your favorite lyrics?Phil's from the soulJack's from the P.IHoratio the Horat so big-eyed!Tito Dick, 'Dickman', baby!He raised Phil and loves the ladiesJack's cool, he's lazy,He's still learnin'Otherwise Cherry Pie,He's still a virginChita, meet the freak of the week-ah!Phil's homegirl, got Jack wanna keep herBut that's not happenin', either!Shakin' it like a seizureHold up, let me spark this,Take a breatherBreathe that reefer in my lungsI got grapes, what you watchin', son?It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!It's the Nutshack!
>>34383867I'm not a cat>>34383868Understandable but good thinking Ask and ye shall receive>>34383871>Mia Khalifahttps://youtu.be/bMiNG30IOvs
>>34383857It's A LOT better then it sounds. It's about a brother and sister that get transported into the brother's favorite fictional in-movie television show(inspired by idealistic 1950s shows such as Leave It to Beaver).>>34383855Makes sense.
>>34383871If he's watching anything more than amateur porn he's for the streets
>>34383871Either is fine
>>34380748I want this for my girl
>>34383865She can't feel much of anything right now>Well you won't tell me any good reasonI told you, I can't reconcile the man in the mirror with the man inside, there's no way to bring him into the real world. And I don't wanna live as a fraud for the rest of my life >Idk anymore, do youNot really. Did you want to before
>>34383876Seriously, who the fuck actually watches actual "professional" produced porn? It's the fakest shit and the girls aren't even hot most of the time. The hottest girls are the ones who don't even do nudity and show their tummies on tiktok.
>>34383876There are plenty of amateur porn girls who fit this description. Mostly identified by if their content is still available where they uploaded it.
>>34383875That sounds pretty interesting and fun>>34383876Based
Used to be my giiiirl
>>34383871Irrelevant. I don't want to know what he's watching.
>>34383863>hbuI worked all day but I made a nice dinner. If you're feeling nauseous, Dramamine did wonders for me when I had a really bad hang over/food poisoning. I don't remember if it was the alcohol or if it was something I ate while I was drunk. But Dramamine helped a lot.
>>34383808You have the tism
>>34383681>>34383730What happened?
>>34383766>meeting people>talking to peopleNta but I can't imagine anything worse
>>34383870i hope you at least wash your hands...
>>34383880Oh Im sorryWhats the difference between those two menI thought I did
>>34383886Thank you for the tip! Hopefully I feel better soon but I'll bear that in mind if it doesn't go away. I probably just drank too much and ate too much junk lolHopefully work was nice, what did you have for dins? Catch yall l8r if I'm not ded
>>34383856What’s he like
>>34383871If it's not a for female gaze site, soft massage/kundalini porn, or cfnm then I don't want to know.
>>34383874You are a catboy, fluffyhead.
>>34383898MiaowNeed a haircut though, there's too much floof
>>34383893>Whats the difference between those two menWhat isn't, the one outside is just a vessel. It's like a bear trapped in a birdcage. Or like you want to build a skyscraper and the only things you have are mud and sticks. Limp, impotent, at the mercy of the winds. >I thought I didWhen did they change
>>34383895Chicken thighs with garlic and onions. At least drink some water if you can keep it down
>>34383900Get a lil rdj from mad science.
>>34383856will you be my gf
>>34383896Handsome, tall, strong, kind, fun
>>34383856How's the sex?
>>34383905Hehe no
>>34383906How'd you meet?
>>34383907I don’t know! But I want to find out
Do you remember how life was 5 years ago?
>>34383910He commented one of my photos, we chatted for a while and then he asked me out
>>34383914Yeah
>>34383901Do you want to be jacked This year I guess
>>34383916Well don't leave me hanging.
>>34383914It was a little better, i think.
>>34383915>one of my photosOhh ewhore
>>34383915That's brave of him. I wish I could do that.
>>34383920Shut up, nerd
>>34383914Mine was much worse.
>>343839142021 was a good year overall, but 5 years ago exactly my life was chaos. Things fell through on a move at the end of February so I was stuck leasing a really small, shitty apartment for a couple months with all my stuff in boxes. Also half my team at work quit in a span of a few weeks so I was busy as hell.
>>34383918I smoked a lot of weed and I had a roommate. Now I don't smoke weed and I live by myself.
>>34383914Yeah, slightly different kind of shitty.
>>34383921He commented on my baseball hat and “my” team and that got me hooked, hehe. Maybe if you see something you guys have in common you be brave and comment too
>>34383914yes. it was not good. family member was tweaking out on meth, making it everyone's problem. was one of the least fun periods of my life desu.
>>34380718I'm not balding, so that's good.I am fat though.
Where do people even get meth
>>34383243M>And I claim I'm not excited with my life anymore>So I blame this job, this town, these friends>The truth is it's myselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O9hY30PVUw
>>34383917I used to be stronger but it didn't really matter I just hope I get a better chance next time around it something, what do you hope is on the other end >This year I guessAs in 2026 or the past 12 months? Did you want them for a long time
>>34383935it would be an extraordinarily unfun way to kill yourself
>>34383935From guys who hang out at bars and gas stations late at night.
>>34383932One of them you can easily fix
>>34383935From shady people.
>>34383935the CIA
>>34383890Reached out to an old friend I'd lost contact with, turns out we're cool
>>34383935They make it out of drain cleaner and cough syrup.
>>34380718I have finally reconciled at the age of 29 that I will always be an autistic loser and got over my long term depression. I don't care anymore. So i'm gonna be ok
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>>34383937What happened?Idk. Both. I used to just think it was something that would just happen, then it was something I wouldn't mind, then I realized I'd have to beg or suffer to make it happen and it just doesn't seem worth it.
>>34383950we've still got 8 images to go bro chill out
>>34383945How?
>>34383941>One of them you can easily fixI've been going to the gym for a month 5 days a week and I haven't lost a single pound.This is bullshit.
>>34383929That's a good idea!
>>34383958Caloric deficit is the name of the game
>>34383957>How'd I reach out?Text>How are we cool?We shot the shit for a bit, things felt normal
>>34383890I just got a lot done and ate an enormous dinner. I'm almost caught up on Japanese as we speak. Lame, I guess, but feel good.
>>34383951>>34383982
>>34382006Industrialism ended slavery. Slavery ended quite literally at the beginning of the decline of Christianity.
>>34383275blue is not shaved
