Am I a retard if I wash my dog's anus every time it takes a shit? I just don't like the thought of it sitting down on my sofa after it's just been outside taking a shit.
>>34382033>Am I a retardKinda. But not for the reason you think.Dogs should have their own space, their own little house and not be allowed inside the house all the time.If you don't have the space. You should not allow dogs and cats to climb freely on furniture like sofas and beds.They should have their own corner, their own little bed and should be disciplined about climbing on furniture.If you are one of those pet parents that sleeps with their dogs and allow them to licks you in the mouth, then you are retarded.
>>34382033Don’t they lick their butthole after?
>>34382033Yes because you are destroying your immune system by making everything too sterile.
>>34382154What did you expect dude they literally eat shit sometimes
>>34382115I don't give a shit about that sterile shit. I never get sick and I never get any vaccines cause I eat healthy and I don't smoke or drink. I just don't like shit residue on my shit, dude. It's not that complicated. Do you like shit on your shit? I don't.>>34382050 Oh god. Okay fuck it. I ain't getting no fucking dog. Eww gross. The fuck. That's disgusting.
>>34382033Yes. Don't let your dog on the couch if it bothers you.
>>34382174>I don't give a shit about that sterile shit. I never get sick and I never get any vaccines cause I eat healthy and I don't smoke or drink. I just don't like shit residue on my shit, dude. It's not that complicated. Do you like shit on your shit? I don't.You can wash the poop off, it's not that complicated. The benefits of owning a dog exceed the drawbacks of poop.
>>34382033>I wash my dog's anus every time it takes a shit>>34382217>You can wash the poop offYeah... that's what I said I'm doing in my OP. Can you read? You fucking retard?
>>34382174>I ain't getting no fucking dog>OP somehow getting to however many years old without knowing dogs lick their buttholes, scrape them on carpets, and sometimes eat poop
>>34382212Fuck that. I ain't getting no dog anyway. I thought it would help me get a bitch, but I'll just get laid some other way. Nasty things eat their own shit >>34382050 fuuuuuuck that.
>>34382264>Yeah... that's what I said I'm doing in my OP. Can you read? You fucking retard?You wash the poop off the couch, not off of their ass. No one washes their dog's ass.
>>34382270>he thinks doggy toilet paper is the same thing as actively eating poopMy roommate's dog actively eats cat poop right out of the litter box
>>34382269I already knew these things but it's been so long since I've cared that I forgot. Kinda like how it's been so long since I've fucked your mom that I forgot what her pussy tasted like.
>>34382286>necrophile >afraid of poop
>>34382273>You wash the poop off the couch, not off of their ass. No one washes their dog's ass.That's fucking retarded. If you washed your dogs ass there wouldn't be any poop for it to scape on your couch in the first place ya bombaclot.>>34382279The fuck is doggy toilet paper? I'm talking about taking a water hose and spraying that nasty ass. Plenty of water at yo home.
>>34382294Oh nigga, your mom is still alive, my dawg. She's just living in Costa Rica and sends me pics of her pussy every now and then.
>>34382296>That's fucking retarded. If you washed your dogs ass there wouldn't be any poop for it to scape on your couch in the first place ya bombaclot.Washing your dog's ass makes it worse because they will have a wet shit ass. You can try to dry it but they'll squirm if you shove a towel up their ass. It's not even worth the effort.
>>34382033this thread is a reminder why i didnt get a dog kek
No retard you use toilet paper or a bidet
>>34382302>a wet shit asskek fuck this gay ass shit>>34382328I know right? Fuck it
If you watch a dog poop, and I mean really observe, their anus inverts during the movement and retracts. The tissue membrane that touches poop is not left exposed to the outside and the outside does not touch poop, normally. Then they lick their buttholes, eat cat poop and baby diapers...How many of you wash your butt after pooping, or like millions of Americans smear feces around until dry and walk around with a poopy butt like a toddler?
not a good thread
So glad I don’t have pets
>>34382643>How many of you wash your butt after poopingI do... I always have a bottle fill it with water and run my ass with the water after each poop untill I'm clean. Hell, in the apartment I'm in right now, there's a detachable shower head right next to the toilet. I just use that to spray my ass. And I never EVER have to touch any toilet paper :)
>>34382033lmao I love how his wife is cracking a smile while he's barking
>>34383294are you familiar with the term "cringe"
>>34387607No, and fuck you for not bumping.
>>34382115This, same reason washing your own ass is unnecessary
>>34388097>I don't wash my ass when I shower every morning My god you people are fucking nasty ewww
>>34388227It was sarcasm
>>34382033You're inappropriately abusing your dog. Dont touch his anus too much.
