Grandma keeps asking me about when I'm getting a gf. I'm 25 now, what do I tell her?
what are your prospects?
>>34385212Tell her you're a chud
>>34385212try to change the subject when she brings it upit's really not her business, unless (You) want it to be
>>34385212Explain how it's difficult these days
>>34385278>>34385337glowies injecting opinions into the thread & into your mouth
>>34385212Is she still with it or do you think you can just lie to her?I live with a dementia patient and it's easier to just pretend I have a bf than get into a conversation where she's trying to give me advice every time she asks.
Just tell her straight up like a chud. “Society is receding, people can’t own homes, people aren’t having sex, people can’t get a job”
test
When isn't exactly predictable but people keep thinking that a date and time can be specified for when someone finds a partner. Tell her that you're looking and it will eventually happen, all while acknowledging that it may never happen; that you may end up forever alone fucking your pillow until you can't get hard anymore.
>>34385212Do you have a social life?
>>34385337you say that like logic, reasoning, and firsthand testimony have worked with any boomerbrain-esque person before
I told mine to give me 5 more years. My son was born after 6 years. She already died by then.
>>34386191Fuck you sex haver!
>>34385212Most women between 18-30 yrs old are undateable so don’t take being single for granted
>>34385212Tell her you did find a gf. If she asks for her name just say its Rosie palm
You have to bite the bullet and tell her, "grandma I'm sorry, but women right now are focused on having an intellectual pursuit and the little things in life, so that means the women around me are not interested in dating me. Either that or I am mentally and emotionally unprepared to be the man they wish to have."
>>34385212"I'm saving myself for someone I can truly respect and relate to as a fellow human being and child of God with big tits."
>>34385212My parents did the same until I reached 30, then gave up. I just told them I can't figure out how to get a gf. I'm 33 now, they don't even mention it at this point.
>>34387456What about physically as well? I'm not endowed with a huge cock that will stretch them out
>>34385212Tell her that you have not found the right person yet. But I guess this works only if you're attractive and if you're ugly she can tell that it's because women don't like you.
>>34385212Bro, I'm almost 36 and my mother has it written in her will. You can't escape the expectation.
>>34385212>"When are you getting in the dirt?">"I'm gay, do I have to remind you every week?">"This is Britty, my AI girlfriend."
>>34385212My grandma did the same thing, but she was actually cool about it. I told her I was never going to have a relationship, and she just nodded and said "Some people are better off that way." I guess my point is that you might as well try and tell her the truth.
>>34387735I'm tearing up rn
>>34387735Based, my grandma would find that fucking hilarious.
>>34386191>Grandma has had cancer for a while. >gf of 12 years and I have no specific plans for kids>she gets pregnant>wait till 2nd trimester to tell everyone >mom and grandma start crying out of joy>miscarriage the next week>Grandma dies a months laterLol.
>>34385212I was in a similar situation as you are in. Just tell her you're seeing beautiful girls, but all of them intellectually bore you, so you only date them for a few weeks. This will make your grandma think that you're a mature man looking for a wife, not a fuck buddy.
>>34388643Uh.Was she ok.That's a baseball sized recognizably human fetus to lose.
>>34388810She still has some lower back pain because of the intervention. But otherwise fine.I said that kids are pros and cons and I'm cool with either life path we go into.We haven't really had a discussion if we do want to try for one after that.
>>34388849>otherwise fineI'm glad to hear that.Well, whatever happens will happen and I wish you both luck with it.
>>34385212Explain to her what a "an foid" is and what does israel do to you, clearly.
