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Women state the last meal you had and give it a rating
>>34387237>Chilean gfWhy would you want a chilean gf?
Gee, Femanon, you stink! Did you even do laundry this week?
>>34387237I wish I had a gf with big tits.
The “he/she asked about an open relationship, thoughts?” Thing depends on how long youve been dating and your age. If you’ve been dating/married for 20 years, and are both 47, an open relationship might be a new thought to spice things up and keep things interesting. Do you really expect people to not have a thought besides strict monogamy for 40+ years of dating?It also doesn’t mean they’re thinking about cheating, same way my girlfriend thinking the weeknd is hot or me admiring that a women is attractive means we’d cheat with them if given the chance:
Let's say I'm making out with a woman for 20 seconds after having a good time together and I suggest we go to her place, would that make sense?
Men smell
>>34387237I always liked goth girls, but they stopped liking me when they became popular :(
>>34387250Autism is so funny
>>34387243Had a sandwich. Having yet another sandwich. I like sandwiches. Can men even make sandwiches?
>>34387252I try to mostly smell like soap
>>34387242I’ve never met a girl willing to break up because of a fetish. Also, she should’ve made it clear at the start. I’m not doing BDSM every time we have sex. If that’s break up worthy then do me a. Favor and break up.
>>34387252Yeaaaah babyThat's the man musk
>>34387254pls don't make fun of me
>>34387243What i ate today in reverse chronological order>Werthers originals: 9/10>some Bread with butter: 5/10>Dining hall sloppy joe with fries 8/10>Dining hall breakfast: powdered scrambled eggs, a few tater tots, a shitty little breakfast sausage, and weird mini pancakes: 10/10
>>34387249>same way my girlfriend thinking the weeknd is hotLet her get some bbc, anon
>>34387250Go 4 it>>34387252I had a shower...>>34387253They sold out...>>34387255Yes I like making sandwiches>>34387236Godspeed then anonMore than some of us kek
Don’t get oneiits bros. I spent 6 months focused on a girl only to get hit with a “you’re not my type”. Ask her out as soon as you get attraction!
>>34387252I smell like 4 or 5 days no shower and a hint of leftover Bleu de Chanel
>>34387249You’re full of shit on this one, I’m afraid.
>>34387244>>34387239Why?
>>34387262Ever heard of a vegetable?
>>34387262>Werthers originalsI didn't realise they had these in America lol
>>34387249bait
>>34387252I've been told I have no odor.
>>34387266>Don’t get oneiits bros. I spent 6 months focused on a girl only to get hit with a “you’re not my type”. Ask her out as soon as you get attraction!6 years here
>>34387266Ah, sorry. I can’t read this post.
>>34387266My oneitis was a girl that seemed to be romantically interested in me but circumstances made it impossible.
>>34387249>my girlfriend thinking the weeknd is hotIf a woman thinks this guy is hot she has trash taste
>>34387249>"it's natural for my gf/wife to want to fuck other people after a while! people get bored!This is some crazy cope bro
>>34387252If you can't handle me at my worst scent, then you don't deserve me at my best scent.
>>34387266Don't get behind on work, anons. I have blisters on my feets but I made it this time.
>>34387273>>34387269Not bait, there a big difference between your 25 year old girlfriend of 2 years asking “what have you thought about group sex with that couple?”And your 46 year old wife of 15 years asking “have you ever wanted to go to a swingers club?”The first is just dumb. The second makes sense, it’s just curiosity after decades of having sex with the same person.
>>34387243An actual meal? Had some Chinese food for dinner last night. Was mid.
>>34387278Same, but I’m trying to change the circumstances. Still trying not to let myself fully succumb to oneitis even if that doesn’t change anything.
>>34387278i'm pretty sure I'm currently in this situation
>>34387288Guess that makes two of us
>>34387279Bogdanoff tier
>>34387266But women told me not to treat women like objects to desire and to get to know them first. But they also told me to not ask out my friends.What the fuck am I supposed to do outside of trying to get to know her and develop our bond until I see clear mutual attraction?
>>34387287>>34387288That sucks. But probably not the same problem I had. "Circumstances" are something that can always be overcome, it's otherwise just an excuse. Yes, even in my case.
>>34387279>>34387290He's wearing prosthetics but he's a fat fuck
>>34387293I guess he only diets on the weekend
>>34387225Okay!So how does that work exactly?
>>34387266Months?Thirteen years for my first oneitis (I never had a chance).Four years for my closest oneitis (I was so close, but fate intervened).
>>34387291Don't be a pussy bitch and just ignore them
>>34387293>Here's that sex icon I was telling you about
>>34387292>"Circumstances" are something that can always be overcome, it's otherwise just an excuse.That was my thinking. I figured I may as well take a chance and have accepted that even if the change in circumstances won’t get me a relationship that it will still put me in a better position to have a relationship with somebody, anybody.
The worst type of rejection is just the “I don’t feel any spark” rejection. Because I know that all too well. I’ve fucked up potential relationships with hot women because I didn’t feel any sparks or desire for them, just “yea she’s a cool person and attractive, so what?” I can’t control the spark either, so I can’t expect anyone else to do it too.
>>34387294Cheat weeknd
>>34387300Yeah, attraction is a weird thing, you can't force it
>>34387295don't grab the cat like that! it scares them! >:(
How do you niggas pine over a girl for like 14 years. 4 for me tops and that's when I was gay and younger.
Femanons, I apologize for being what I am, but I have to be what I am even if it means I have to be an enemy in your head.
>>34387295>So how does that work exactly?Idk, but you keep talking about consent. So, now that I have it, I will get you pregnant.
I ‘member when The Weeknd was cool indie hipster music, before he put out an actual album. This was a really low quality post guys sorry
Nigga fuck your spaceship
>>34387303Good. Lil nigga needs to get hard
>>34387305I don't know what you want from me.
>>34387304I have no idea, that’s insane. That’s nearly half of my life
>>34387302Yea, that’s why it hurts. Sometimes it is just preference though. Like, a put together good guy might not appeal to someone who wants a more scruffy, free flowing guy, even if they’re equally good, attractive people. Sometimes you might just have an oval head and spiky hair when she prefers bald guys with rounder heads
>>34387301Lmaoo The cheat end>>34387304>that's when I was gaySo now you pine after guys? Jk
>>34387306i dont think we agreed on that
AHHHHH WHY CAN'T I READ HER MIND IT'S NOT FAIR
>>34387307House of Balloons era you mean?
>>34387299I take solace in that I did everything right, and that I did all I could. Can you say the same? I don't say this to "brag", but to point out that you should at least not have any regrets about it. I don't regret what I did. And I don't regret loving her.
>>34387313By gay I mean I was immature. I didn't really want to say immature because that would imply that I'm mature now. Which I can't really say. Matured in some ways and not others.
Holy fuck, I don't want to have to do stuff tomorrow. Girls please help.
>>34387282kek
>>34387315It's done.
>>34387321Can't, I already overdid stuff today.
>>34387317Yup. I was kinda surprised he blew up as big as he did
Women SMELL! Gicky gackers
>>34387326My feet probably smell.You probably smelled them when I took my boots and socks off.
I want to get high off your woman smells
>>34387318I’ll be able to say so not too long from now, yeah. Same wavelength here; I won’t have any regrets regardless of how this shakes out.
>>34387327I'm not into feet so I probably didn't. It was him>>34387328
>>34387330ew no, I don't like feet smells
I feel like if there's no spark then it's the easiest to get over. Sure she might be beautiful but if I don't feel anything for her then she's just another person, easy to let go.
>>34387312Yeah, that's why one should never take rejections personally, and sometimes "beee yourself" is better than being a poser>>34387266This desu, always better to make a move than not and just get an answer>tfw knew popular stacy in highschool but I was a dork so never even considered making a move>tfw in 20s>tfw my mom said when she ran into her she always asked how I was doing >tfw eventually asked her out and we went on a nice date for hours>tfw she was travelling for work so never met up again Hindsight be 20/20Now I am a sad old bastard>>34387325>kinda surprised he blew upWell he seemed to have a thing for balloons...
>>34387325Hs’s probably the last actually talented person who got famous for music before social media ruined everything. But even his mixtapes production quality makes me think that he was an industry plant from the start.
I'm gonna get a new gf, I did it before so I can probably do it again
Hot take: Games and tv shows are the worst media. In the time it takes me to finish one game or tv show I can read multiple good books and movies.
>>34387335Hell Yeah Motherfucker
>>34387330>>34387331Which one of you filthy nerds sniffed my poor injured feet?
>>34387335Are you going to the gf store? A new or refurbished one? >>34387334>even his mixtapes production qualityEveryone's early mixtapes sound like shit vs. stuff engineered in the studio with other producers lol
>>34387338not me, I hate feet
>>34387336We listening to audiobooks out here cuh
>>34387338Injured? nnn-ugghh I can um sniff them better....
>>34387336I was actually thinking about this earlier lol. It does depend on the game also though, because there are a lot of great memorable games you can beat in an evening.But overall I agree, while apples and oranges, it's a better return on your time. Especially if you compare a grindy game to a really good film or book. And yeah there are some longer series that are kino, but most of my favourite anime are OVAs or pretty short.
I wonder what I'd look like in a suit. Or a tuxedo.
>>34387336Kind of an apples and oranges comparison imo. They’re good for different things.
>>34387344I love video games to death but think that any developer or player who wants to seriously justify a single-player game taking more than 40 hours to complete is smoking rocks.
>>34387343Goofy ah
>>34387336My hot take is : I hate that anime is more popular than manga. I just don’t care that much for the animation and ai always prefer to consume source material. But it’s so weird talking about steel ball run to anime only people when I read it over a decade ago. Feels like I can never discuss with anime fans because they’re always behind the source so I have to censor myself in every discussion.
>>34387347that's what I hate about most modern games, why do they have to be so long?
>>34387344I kinda want to bang a mixed squaw
>>34387347This is persona and some visual novels for me. Great but, 100+ hours campaign ? Fuck no
>>34387348lemme sniff your feet uhgh better *SNIFFFF* UGH oh gOD ughgh *SNNNIFFFFF* OH MY they smell like rotten chese *SNIIFFFF SNIFFFF SNIIIFFFFFFF* OOOOOOOOHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOO *SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF* IM COOOOOOOOOOO-
>>34387339I’m saying the opposite, that the production quality on the mixtape trilogy is exceptional, and his branding was really well coordinated from the start.
>>34387279Maybe I’m crazy, but I wouldn’t shocked if my SO cheated on me with her favorite celebrity. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity , I’d forgive her.
>>34387352They’re soooo fucking long and often boring too. The video game industry is where people who can’t hack it in TV and movies go to work now, apparently.>>34387355The only visual novels I’ve ever finished were the Ace Attorney games.I liked most of what I played of Persona 3, but good god that shit is monotonous and just plain boring past a certain point.
>>34387249> Thing depends on how long youve been dating and your age.No, it doesn't; anyone who suggests it belongs in a gas chamber, without exception.
>>34387255I can. Though I can be overly experimental.
>>34387355Persona was WAYYYY to anime Highschooley for me, even if it’s a good game. Yes, jrpg tend to be anime-ish, but they’re not SCHOOL anime-ish, they’re just “our protagonist is a teenager” anime-ish. I couldn’t give a shit about following a high school students day to day life. A teenager on a crazy adventure though? I’m cool with that.
>>34387345Why not rent one heh>>34387347Lol, it depends on the game and genre, but I agree there should be different options. Some games do feel unnecessarily padded to increase playtime just to justify the high price markImo the best games are straightforward/quick to beat but hard to master and have a lot of repeatability value. I have like 50+ hours on NiGHTS into Dreams on Steam alone even though you can beat the main game in a couple hours lol.>>34387351Lol yeah I got some JoJo manga from my local library, they have a whole shelf for it which is pretty based. But I'm surprised no one else has reserved it in this timeI think anime is just more easily accessible especially to younger audiences, most kids prefer watching something to reading and share it with their friends etc. But we'd still get manga from the school library and I'd get stuff in town with my high school gf. I suppose it's a similar argument to film adaptations of books. It's an interesting spin and sometimes even better, but they rarely fully capture the source material and all the nuancesAnyway rambling
>>34387353LmaoShe'd be the one banging you...Rally is hot af
>>34387343I heard this in my head and it made me uncomfortable.
>>34387285You're right, there is a difference.I'd just dump the former for showing herself to be a slut. The latter is probably going to end up with me in prison.
>>34387360Oh interesting, my badIdk that is a bit sus but maybe they were remastered or he worked with other producers idk. I mean the guy is friends with Daft Punk lolBut yeah that does seem sus lol
>>34387357>cheseStawph jeet
>>34387370I hope it was with the adoring fan voice
Being able to almost but not quite do an Adoring Fan impression hurts me
>>34387374Yeah but mixed with sinister voice acting by the same actor in the game but uncommon to this particular character outside of fight dialogue.
>>34387373>stawphpoojeeta... lets have a shitbath together...
>>34387366Sensory food seeker?
>>34387376kekethat's what i was going for
>>34387377Fuggetaboutit*leviosa's you*
>>34387379I like really plain stuff too. I just try things.
>>34387360Also I never followed him but come to think of it he did just kind of blow up out of nowhere. Like I remember a point where everyone's mom's favourite singer was The Weeknd lol and I was like who is bro. Not to say he's not talented or anything but the label was definitely putting in work. Daft Punk wanted that paycheck I guess because ngl the two songs they did together were mid af
>>34387381[poos on your head from the sky]
>>34387382I like to try things sometimes too. Probably not as much as you. But sometimes I'm just in the mood for things.
For people who think they’re a genuinely a good person, what’s a genuine flaw you have? State gender
>>34384172I probably would if the person asking me for it was my girlfriend. Otherwise, no.
>>34387387MI'm fat
I've had women openly talk about how good I smell, in front of me, to each other. Imagine if the gender roles were reversed.
>>34387390Things would indeed be different if they were different.
>>34387387MI have the speed of an Ent
>>34387385I eat the same things over and over a lot. I just make lists of like every food I hear of and try it different ways eventually.
Unironically, how do you kiss a girl? Do you lean in and see if she does the same and then close your eyes? What if you lean in, close your eyes, and she just stands still?
>>34387390You’re mad about that? I’ve been sexually assaulted and harassed working in a majority female work place and I’m pretty happy about it . Mos to fit is just the women being very touch touchy with me and clearly hitting on me. The bad part is that most of these women are old or middle aged.
she fucking hates me
>>34387394let her kiss you first then respond via passion
>>34387393*sprinkling your moid chow of choice in a big terrarium*
>>34387387MI get attached to people way to easily
I have a friend who's great to talk to, but she texts incessantly and gets pissy if I don't respond in a time frame she likes. One time I took a day and she said I need to give her in advance notice if I'm going to take that long. What do?
WomenDo you believe man flu is real?
>>34387398Do women ever kiss first?
>>34387401Tell her to kiss your ass
>>34387394Honestly it's pretty intuitive once you're actually kissing>>34387390That's pretty wild lol, I've only been told to my face>>34387395>I’m pretty happy about itBruhI don't really mind it but I wouldn't say I was ever happy about it
>>34387387Male: clumsiness, gullibleness, lack of practicality, lack of efficiency, slowness, forcing yourself unwantedly for a purpose, having the passion not the skill, being boring, filthiness, pretentiously being traditional.
>>34387401Wow lol. Tell her you like talking to her but don’t like to text all day.You do like talking to her enough to actually spend time with her in person, right?
>>34387401Idk, bend over backwards to her whims or just be a bit firmer about the fact that you have other things to do/can't always reply straight away lol
>>34387406Forgot to add, causing people to be cautious from how unnatural I am.
>>34387405>Honestly it's pretty intuitive once you're actually kissingbut how do we start?
>>34387407Yeah, but we currently live in different cities. It's become a point of contention as I'm starting to find it tiring and she thinks I'm avoiding her/don't like talking to her if I don't text back when she knows (or even just thinks) I'm free
>>34387387>For people who think they’re a genuinely a good person
I’m losing sleep over imagining holding hands and kissing and it’s making me feel like I’m twelve years old.
>>34387410That's the awkward part but ig when the moment's right lock eyes, lean in and close your eyes...>>34387413Sounds pretty gay ngl
>>34387411Ah, I see. Make plans with her ASAP
>>34387409And living a life that despite being uneventful has no flavor.
>>34387401Should've responded right then "this is your advanced notice that I'll take as long as I want to respond to messages in the future."Her anxiety that people hate her if they don't text her back in 10 minutes isn't your problem. Ignore it when she gets like that don't say sorry don't acknowledge it just leave her on read for even longer.
>>34387401Give her advanced notice.
>>34387415>Sounds pretty gay nglI’ve probably found the gayest way to be a straight man, yeah.
>mfw looking up some r34 to goon to before my phone dies
>>34387403Yes, by rule they always kiss first
>>34387420That's nothing compared to the shit I did to prove I was a straight man. I literally had to go through checklists extremist feminists posted on the internet so that I wouldn't be seen as a radically violent person. It bothered me for a long time since I hated women calling cops on me for being an incel, so I said fuck it and went through it with things like wearing women's cloting, make-up, gay porn, and after all of that it felt like torture. I ended up having empathy for women who didn't want to deal with me. Hopefully after going through that shit and even the god damn grindr encounter they'll forgive me for being an incel.
>>34387422>by rule they always kiss firstThis was not my experience lol
>>34387387MI'm a good person as in well meaning. But I'm really bad at socialising. It exhausts me and i'm prone to isolating myself. And I am probably too self critical for my own self esteem, i'm not very nice to myself. And I can procrastinate but sure that's a lot of people I suppose. I'm also too willing to see the good in people or give them the benefit of the doubt because I fear misunderstanding people unjustly. Sometimes when there is no direct evidence of someone being a bad person, but the accusations make sense and it all adds up, I don't want to believe it until I have certain proof. Which can be a detriment if they are bad people. I used to think I was unreadable but apparently i'm as transparent as a window, which freaked me out when I read my medical record. I am a very private person to my own detriment and convenience out of an autistic principleReally there is a lot. But I should stop there
Do people CAPITALIZE the letters on other websites?
>Be 23>Certain I'd never go for someone below 20 because they feel really young to me>Immediately fall for 19 year old friend I made a few months ago>Ask her out>She's busy (she actually did have an event clash for the event I wanted to go to with her) >Feel like she instantly lost respect for meI know she's completely of age and le funny "she was only 19 you sick fuck" meme, but I kind of feel like I've lost respect for myself too. I can't even tell any of my other friends because they might judge me for it
>>34387425Holy shit , are we the same people? The only thing different is that I don’t think I’m transparent to people who don’t know me, but people tend to assume things about me do to my privacy that I wouldn’t agree with.
>>34387428I’m transparent to people****, but people tend to assume things about me due to my privacy that I wouldn’t agree with.
>>34387402not really, no, I think it's on the women bitching about this much more than on the men, although ofc there's exceptions in my observation it's women being upset that men actually rest when they have a fever/cold and they get annoyed by that because they themselves would still do chores and stuff but instead of being on moids case about getting their ass up and stop complain I think it would do everyone better to actually rest and recover when sick sounds like a display of cringe slave morality projected on to men to me
>>3438742723 and 19 is not a crazy gap bro.....
>>34387428I wonder why we are similarHow did we end up like this?
State gender. What's a social misstep or embarrassing thing you've done that still haunts you?
I wish I were a woman
>>34387432Honestly, probably upbringing and autism. To be fair though, while I was like that before, covid lockdown made those characteristics even worse.
the girl i like, who has been avoiding me for the past months cause she is not doing well, never giving me a concrete yes or no, asked me to meet at university for coffee to touch base. i am probably overthinking this but is she gonna reject me? if i were to reject someone, i would do it on the phone and not at university where our friends and colleauges are. or am i missing something? i really hope she doesn't reject me.
>>34387433M, once when I was in kindergarten another kid had the same lunchbox as me and I accidentally ate his lunch... I felt really bad and offered him mine but I think the cafeteria lady just gave him food or something
>>34387430You might be on to something. I didn't expect such a nuanced take honestlyI think it's real, though. There is scientific evidence
>>34387433Probably being stubbornly edgy. Stubborn in general.
>>34387437Don't ogrethink it, just hang out and see what she has to say
>>34387435Yeah I have the tism too. Diagnosed. huh...
How do I meet girls who are into cosplay/crossdressing? I can't just go to a convention because they cost money to get into :(
>>34387433F, one time I bumped into a former classmate and we were catching up and talking about who we still are in contact with from our old class (this was like ten years after leaving school), and there used to be this one weird guy that had a very overprotective mother (like she'd accompany him to school camps even in high school because he'd get too homesick), and he ended up turning hyper religious and becoming a preacher and I made a comment about that in a bit of a laughing way, something along the lines of "that seems fitting, he was always a bit of a weirdo" and the guy I was talking to definitely thought I was off for saying this as it turns out they were still close friends and he thought it was very based he became a priest, which was awkward af and I ended the conversation asap after this and it still makes me cringe to think that he probably told other people that know me that I said this.
>>34387433I’ll ignore high school because that would be too much and too many. Post high school, I’ve had some women approach me to interact, some even calling me attractive, and I never made a move because I assumed they were just being nice and didn’t want to assume they were flirting with me.
>>34387445>something along the lines of "that seems fitting, he was always a bit of a weirdo"Ngl, based I mean you weren't wrong
>>34387433MI was in the pub and a friend of my father was there and he asked if I was a son of my fathers and I said yes and we shook hands. I was sort of drunk and i'm kind of a retard, so this explains the next partHe went off to talk to someone else and he was making hand gestures has he was speaking and I thought he was reaching to shake my hand, so I shook his hand. And I must had done that about 5 times and then I looked at his face and he was looking really annoyed and so I just leftI'm so fucking stupid
>>34387433Does this count as missteps or just a personality trait? So , when I’m very focused on something, I go on auto polot, and I’m in my own little world. A girl I knew tried talking to me, and because I was in my “world”, I didn’t say anything and just shook her hands and went along the way. I didn’t realize until later the situation because I was still stuck in my own world. This happens to me a lot. I could be daydreaming or in deep think g and everything going on just becomes like mist
>>34387310To be happy.
>>34387440yeah, I can see that men might get hit harder by the common cold to some extend, maybe it's because women statistically are around little kids more, which still have weak immune systems and thus get a cold all the damn time and having to wipe snot and get coughed directly into your face might lead to women getting a cold more often and since they can't afford to just be out for four days once a month, they have simply adapted to getting shit done anyways but if a man gets it, it's a more rare situation and his body isn't used to it and it feels more catastrophic to him and more mundane and like not that big deal of a deal to her, idk, might be a factor
>>34387433M, I just remembered something that happened I was working reception desk for a flu clinic and an old lady was checking inA lot of people came as couples so I assumed the guy standing right next to her was with her so I was like "and is your husband checking in as well??" and she was like "my husband is dead". I was just like "oh I'm... sorry to hear that" meanwhile my colleague was trying not to piss herself laughing
>>34387447yeah but I should have kept that to myself, lol I should have known better, most people are at least somewhat religious in the area, so not being fully on board with that was bound to be a social faux pas
>>34387442I'm just scared, i've been wanting to spend time with her for a while now, like going for a walk or something and she always said yes but never specified any time or date. she already mentioned yesterday that she wanted to ask me to drink coffee with her then and there but something came up and she had to leave early, so we'll do it today or tomorrow when we are both at university. it can't be that bad, right? that's not how people reject someone, is it?
>>34387451Nah thats not ithttps://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/eat/man-flu-is-real-says-experts-who-explain-why-men-suffer-more/news-story/7df9a83a25b7c2ad6f215605fd3b8358
>>34387433Nothing since I gave up on wanting status a month ago. I figured enjoying what mortality gives you in life is worth it more.
>>34387433M. Last year I was at a gig and a really cute woman strikes up a convo with me out of nowhere. After a bit she tells me she's going to go to her friends and I assume that's her ending things, but then she immediately asks if I want to join her and meet them. I'm not used to getting attention from women and I get anxious a lot, so I stared at her for what felt like a solid ten seconds before responding >No thanks, I think I'll stay here for a bitBear in mind that "here" wasn't even inside the venue but a random part of the outside smoking area. Spent like 5 minutes awkwardly looming there and thinking about how hard I just fumbled before going to find my friends, who asked what happened to that girl I was talking to.
>>34387458aha, well, sucks for them
>>34387444Yes you can. Go to conventions by volunteering at the booths. Some people even make money going to conventions. For cheap/lazymaxxing show up infront of the convention hall in cosplay and take pictures with the line.
>>34387460damn son
>>34387461See, it's real. Which means we rightfully get to stay in bed for longer when sick...
Alcohol just fucks my shit up for the next 3 days god damn this sucks. I haven’t gotten anything done, I’ve felt so tired
>>34387433Also remembered: Years ago at a friend's birthday party I saw a pretty girl but couldn't muster up the courage to talk to her. Instead, several days after the party, I looked up her name on Instagram to tell her she was really pretty. She asked who I was and I explained I was from X's party but didn't speak to her then. Incredibly awkward exchange, and she would have been well within her rights to cuss me out for being such a weirdo but she was quite polite, considering.I was 16 at the time and it is by far the most awkward and inept thing I've ever done, which is a high bar.
>>34387464I mean, there's not that big of a body of evidence, the studies just say that women might have statistically more robust immune systems because estrogen and testosterone have different effects on the immune system (which is what I meant with the being around kids thing), that men report the same pain levels as more severe than women (idk how they measure that since pain is subjective), social factors (which is what I said in my first response) and some speculative evolutionary hypothesis about men having a stronger "conserve energy snd withdrawn" response whilst women have higher reproductive pressure since they can't just be out of service for days due to the sniffles if there's a baby that needs to be looked after, so if thats what you want to call scientific evidence that men suffer more, I guess soI advocate more for everyone being allowed to stay in bed longer when sick than bitching about someone needing to get up again faster
>>34387444If going to conventions isn't worth the money to you on it's own you probably shouldn't be trying to get girls who like going to conventions.
>>34387433MAsking the same girl out 3 times in 1 year in high school (she said no every time btw)
>>34387493Better track her down and ask her out one more time just to be safe.
>>34387497She's still single according to Facebook. Maybe it is my chance...
>>34387488I'm fine with going to conventions but not if I don't have friends already to go with. You misunderstand what I'm saying.
A girl asked me out. I'm like moderately attracted to her. She's not fat but she seems to carry weight in her face, I feel like if she got lean she'd be really attractive. What should I do? She looks kinda like pic rel, who looked really good after she got lean. I don't want to be that guy and tell her I want her to lose 10 lbs or whatever, seems a bit mean/autistic, but I'd probably be way more into her if she did. What's my move?
>>34387503never speak to her again
>>34387505Sounds like a great fucking plan.
>>34387503If it's the first date you should see if you jive with her and see about getting a second date before you ask her to lose weight.
>>34387513We've already known each other for a few months.
public service announcement: animal studies have shown that a certain bacteria found in kimchi can increase the microplastic you shit out, thank me laterhttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0960852426003159
If I ever hear a person say that something happened "on accident" I write them off as an idiot.
>>34387517The Titanic is sinking and you throw me a roll of duct tape.
>>34387520better than no duct tape at all you ungrateful third class passenger
>>34387521I could shit my brains out all I want that stuff is in the literal air, doesn't even say how much comes out
>>34387523apparently it binds up to 80% and increases excretion by 50%, which I'd say is pretty damn significant but thats probably when lactic acid is given directly and not from food sourcethen again, kimchi is yummy, so you can eat it anyways, even if it doesn't get rid of any microplastic, thats just a potential great side effect now shut up and eat your fermented cabbage
>>34387526I'm more of a kraut boy personally
>>34387503Without a buccal fat removal that girl is never going to achieve what Anya did. Don't bother.
>>34387527I knew you'd say that... but since that also has lactic acid, I suppose the effect might be similar, so you're in luck make some homemade sauerkraut right NOW
>>34387519Just by virtue of them doing something accidentally or because they didn’t say “accidentally”?
>>34387529For once I agree with you yes ma'am
>>34387246Girls smell and taste amazing don't you talk shit about my QUEENS I'd eat their poop and drink their pee
>>34387531favorable outcome
>>34387528I don't think Anya got buccal fat removal, but the point is the same regardless. This girl would probably look really fucking good if she lost like 10lbs, and she only looks kind of good now.
>>34387530Well we can write this one off
will eating kimchi or sauerkraut lessen the side effects of alcohol the next day(s)?
>>34387537worth a try, sauerkraut is basically magic
>>34387537Stinky anon is stinky
>>34387534She did somethinGranted she's only 19 in the witch so I'm sure her face slimmed down some naturally but don't expect anything close to celebrity level results from losing 10 pounds lol. I'm almost dangerously skinny and my face probably looks too pudgy for you I think you should forget this one and look for a woman with more prominent bone structure or smth.
>>34387530Because you do things "by accident" and "on purpose" not "on accident."
state genderwhat are things you have to do before leaving home to make you feel like you can go out in public? like brushing your teeth, checking your hair etc
>>34387540>look for a woman with more prominent bone structure or smth.See that's the thing, this girl has really good bone structure. I lost 15 lbs a few years ago and my face got a hell of a lot leaner.>almost dangerously skinny and my face probably looks too pudgy for youWhat's your bone structure like? Like is your jaw bone large and well developed?
>>34387503>prefers masculine facial features over soft feminine oneswhy are you gay and have a tranny fetish? thats embarrassing
>>34387543I take a shit in the morning before I even think about leaving the house.
>>34387545Not very "masculine" if a woman has it, huh?
>>34387543Fdepends on where I'm going. If I'm going to the gas station to get cigarettes and then straight back home I just need clothes and I guess to make sure nothing is on my face.I lived out of my car for a while and did some extended camping I'm kind of over what other people think of me in public I'm just there to get some shit and then leave again.
>>34387547>coping this hard show last ten porn vids you've watched
Is there a flag code for the proper handling of pride flags?
>>34387549Why don't I bring that up when I talk to her huh? Porn? Fuckin freak.
>>34387545How fat are you
This thursday another alt chick will hit on me but I will be prepared this time and get her number
>>34387543F>brush teeth>scrape tongue>wash face>moisturize>brush hair>use a bit of hair oil >clean nails>wash hands>use nail oil>check for any body odor, if any, wash and use deodorant >apply a bit of perfume>check clothes >put on bra>check if shoes are clean>check if there's anything in my purse that needs to be taken out>check if I have everything I need for where I'm going >check if phone has enough battery
>>34387557JfcWomen
>>34387552>>34387553spotted the tranny and tranny chaser
>>34387560I'm literally talking about a BIOLOGICAL woman right now. Obsessed.
>>34387559What? I tried to leave without doing one of those and I felt disgusting and unprepared, so I won't repeat that experiment.
>>34387541I figured this was the angle but just wanted to be sure.
>>34387557There's no fucking way you use nail oil every time
>>34387557>Doesn't take a shitWomen are walking around in public full of turds.
>>34387565I do, I have three in strategical places in my place, one right by the front door.
>>34387566Stop being weird, thats not how shitting works.
>>34387387M. Unwillingness to shout at people, ever. Even if someone insults me I just ignore it and shrug it off.
>>34387560Got me for a minute with that bait I can't lie. I realized my mistake too soon
>>34387568She's walking around with full size turds in the chamber, one sneeze and she'll splatter the person behind her on the escalator.
>>34387567Jesus Christ it's like pulling teeth to get myself to wash my face and moisturize every day and now you're telling me there's another thing I'm not doing?I'm not mad at you I've just given up lol.
>>34387570>baitbaiting attempt not today
>>34387562I just throw on my pants boots and a jacket and go this is crazy
>>34387503Well? Any advice? I still don't really know what I should do.
>>34387571American moment.
>>34387433Probably that time during prom when two girls tried to drag me onto the dance floor while I was seated on a staircase, and I held up my foot at them to tell them to back off.
>>34387549>show last ten porn vids you've watchedSigh, fine.>#1 ∙ Dani Daniels and Anikka Interracial Threesome>#2 ∙ I Only Want Sex>#3 ∙ We Have Company>#4 ∙ A Flirtation Game Gone Too Far>#5 ∙ Aidra Fox Takes a Monster Black Cock>#6 ∙ VIP Service>#7 ∙ Dani Daniels FIRST Interracial>#8 ∙ Sexy Blonde Cheats with Her BBC Trainer>#9 ∙ Truth and Dare>#10 ∙ Dani Daniels vs Two Huge BBC!
>>34387573You know what is today
>>34387572You don't have to do that... I wouldn't do it if I had to force myself, it's just that my hands feel off if I don't do it. >>34387574Good for you.
>>34387566Yeah, my mom is constantly full of shit*percussive sting*
>>34387543MI need to brush my teeth, that's all.I take a full shower if I touched anything outside though, so I have to ration it.
>>34387579>the tranny chaser also fell for the BBC psyop you're like this pic but with your sexuality
>Anikka>InterracialDo you think they knew?
>>34387585
>>34387587exactly
>>34387543MPutting on clothes that make me look not like a dalit
>>34387585What's that under the pupper's arm?
>>34387591the fingers of the hand holding it up to the camera
>>34387589So you look like one normally?
>>34387587This pic is a pretty decent representation of what was happening to my brain in 2007
Sometimes I wonder how much different my life would be if I was adopted by a wealthy black couple
I might be slightly OCD
>>34387600Slightly?
>>34387602Rude, I just realized I also have to put on chapstick or I will be tense when going outside. I have five of them in strategic spots, one by the sofa, one by the entrance, one by the bed, one in the bathroom and one in my purse and if one isn't where it belongs, it will annoy me, lol. I have to ask my psychiatrist about this.
>>34387605Same kinda except I'm not as twitchy about it
>>34387598JH inverted colours edition?
>>34387608Well well well, I'm going to the thrift store now to make up for it.
>>34387610Watchu buying
>>34387612I don't know yet but i've been keeping my eyes open for copper cups, uranium glass (this reminded me to go back inside and get the uv lamp, so thanks), old fairy tale collections, gemstones (I found a little lapislazuli egg last time), a great find would be some gold jewelry thats actually cute, anything liken or mohair I'd actually wear, and always wicker baskets and crystal glass.
Have you ever fantasized about babytrapping someone/being babytrapped?
>>34387617Cute girly stuff. I don't go thrifting often but I found cool boots once that were pretty expensive new but I got em for cheap. Happy hunting
>>34387619Very based and thanks.
>>34387618Pretty much impossible to be babytrapped when you're waiting until marriage to have sex
>>34387618I fantasize about being a dad if that counts
>>34387618More of what my own episode of "I didn't know I was pregnant" might look like but kind of the same idea. Babytrapping myself by accident lol.
I fantasize about asking that girl for her number and going to her house the following night and fucking her
>>34387618M.Yes.
>>34387534>I don't think Anya got buccal fat removalBullshit. She's definitely had some work done on her nose too.
>>34387617>for copper cups, uranium glass (this reminded me to go back inside and get the uv lamp, so thanks), old fairy tale collections, gemstones (I found a little lapislazuli egg last time), a great find would be some gold jewelry thats actually cute, anything liken or mohair I'd actually wear, and always wicker baskets and crystal glass.Found a Crystal Cafe tourist
>>34387618>Have you ever fantasized about babytrapping someone/being babytrapped?M. Jesus, no. Ugh.
>>34387635She has her mouth open and she's sucking in her cheeksAnyways I mostly made that comparison because this girl has wide set eyes too. Do you have any advice?
>>34387543mwhether or not i'll be in public doesn't change my preparations for the day. i always brush my teeth, rinse my face, and put on clothes>>34387541that may be convention, but can you prove that 'on accident' is mechanically incoherent? are the prepositions in this case not all interchangeable with 'by way of' ?
>>34387636Oh my god, a woman is posting in the talk to women thread? How horrifying
>>34387617>>34387619Foid moment
>>34387643I'm a man diggity dawg
>>34387645QT/Dan?
>>34387646NopeI'd buy my girl cute shiny trinkets though. My little Magpie. And she can sing me her song
>>34387244One of the most gorgeous girls I've known was from Chile.
>>34387638>Jesus, no. Ugh.Why such a performative reaction?
>>34387300What, worse than hearing straight up "You ugly"?
>>34387387MI have a tendency to act more condescending than I should when you don't know something that I feel is obvious. I'm sorry. I'm trying to be more mindful of this and I hope you'll forgive me I inevitably slip up.
hey, anon, i'm not gonna name you but you know who you are, i'm not sure i ever explicitly told you this but thank you, you helped me get out of a really dark place unintentionally last october, and i really appreciate that
>>34387672Give him a breadcrumb that only he'll know
>>34387433Not being able to let her go after the rejection. I kept drunk texting her instead.
>>34387437Rejections should be done in person.
>>34387673she'll know. she may not be itt rn, i just came to post it, but if she reads it she'll know, if she doesn't then i guess it's whatever
>>34387465This is why I stopped drinking.
A snap of my fingers and I can give all femanons boobs the size of beach balls.
>>34387618No, I don't fantasize about impregnating women or having children at all
>>34387618... yes. Not my finest moment.
>>34387387M, I have a very porous sense of self in relationships, it isn't bpd-tier molding the perfect identity for my partner, rather my brain has a hard time separating their wants, needs, goals, etc. from my own, and that causes accidental unfun behavior on my part, makes me feel overly responsible for them and their happiness inherently.
>>34387682you sound like an enneagram sx9
>>34387685Nah, it is inherently pathological in practice, it is less that my identity blends into theirs and more that I incorporate their identity in mine. In the relationship where I realized this, it had the effect of conquering them a bit, not in a controlling way. Maybe subsuming would be a better word. Idk, but it doesn't lead to good things unchecked
I am dying
>>34387678You wouldn’t dare.
>>34387690Real?
My pelvis hurts but I cannot cum.
>>34387691Do not test me. All the flatties, gone, like that.
>>34387387>For people who think they’re a genuinely a good personMMaybe I am, but I'll never know for sure. I'm afraid if I accept it, I'll cease to be a good person for arrogance, and it's something for the rest of the world to decide. I'm at the "not too bad/trying to be better" tier, and maybe my vagueness/evasiveness/cowardice is my main flaw.
>>34387688for what it's worth you can be a healthy or unhealthy version of your type.>In the relationship where I realized this, it had the effect of conquering them a bit,could be 9w8
>>34387696Why, anon?
>>34387685>sx9>>34387700>9w8Wtf is this shit nigga got a serial number
>>34387387>M>M>M>...I mean, maybe foids are just more honest, lol
>>34387701Some men just want to watch the world... Drown... In breast milk...
>>34387702It’s from another one a them personality test for nnnnnnnnnerrddddssssEnneagram
>>34387700that is certainly more accurate. I took the test once, but forgot what I got, though I believe it corresponded with ENTP for the memebti.
>>34387703Fwiw I'm a male and I didn't answer because I'm a bad person
>>34387705All I know is the mbti shit and nobody ever mentions mine
>>34387705>>34387706>Enneagram>memebtiEnough of that silly foid pseudoscienceTake the real man personality testhttps://still-anchorage-15218.herokuapp.com/
>>34387710what's yours?>>34387706entps are based
>>34387682NtaHuh. My bpd ex said something along these lines and I think he was freaked out that I was perfectly happy to be a sidekick 80% of the time and it made him feel pressured and like a shitty person.
>>34387717bro that just looks like a dollar store enneagram
>>34387722Except it actually helps you to decide what deck to play
>>34387719Istp>>34387717>>34387722I'm so tired of these damn things man. I don't need a chart to tell me who I am as a person
>>34387723What you're actually saying is that you can't be bothered to read.
>>34387719I agree, ENTPs ftw>>34387721On the contrary, I don't have any sense of self-worth or non self-worth whatsoever, so my sense of purpose ends up being tied directly to their happiness and wellbeing. It makes me feel responsible and gives me a drive that doesn"t exist for myself. I don't have any official diagnosis of anything, yet, but I high-confidence suspect I have something on the schizophrenia spectrum.
>>34387725>I don't need a chart to tell me who I am as a personThe more you look into the system the easier it is to realize what about *you* it is or isn't describing. If it doesn't interest you, it doesn't interest you. If you're afraid these kinds of systems will destroy what's unique about you, they won't.
maybe i should post a sfw video of myself studying for my real analysis exam on pornhub with some goofy title to gain the respect of other math majors at my school.
AYOOOOO, CHAT, HOW?!
>>34387733*bonk*
>>34387732I'm not afraid of them I've don't a lot of them and just didn't get much out of it. Either told me what I already knew or was wrong. Or it just blows your dick.
>>34387733And advertise your OnlyFans where you get railed raw, of course. Fuck studying if you can become rich by taking cocks on cam. Camwhoring is the ultimate jewish business for women.
>>34387733Maybe just stop attention-whoring, for fuck's sake
>>34387717The fuck is a temurThis thing just called me cancer!
>>34387739She can't she's autistic
>>34387737you hear this, everyone? this fruity-ass nigga doesn't like having they dick blown
>>34387740You can literally read the explanation
>>34387745Go to bed nigga
>>34387733What would your mother think
>>34387746Not my screenshot, btw
>>34387737The tests are and always will be a meme. You will get far more out of them by reading up on the actual types and concepts than you ever will out of the tests. I don't think I've ever taken a single one of these tests more than once.
>>34387743Only women can blow my dick. Websites and quizzes don't have genders. It's like getting sucked off by a tranny.
>>34387717niggas will say mbti is wrong but then pull out the most dogwater test with zero depth to it
>>34387745this is just gay bro
>>34387728Interesting, so that's why the whole "oh shit they don't want to do exactly what I want to do all the time" realization/issue hits you so hard.I think he does feel something similar but doesn't describe the lack of a sense of self/self-worth thing in the same way you do. Like he doesn't know who he is and doesn't think he's worth shit so he's resentful towards the relationship partner for expecting anything from him but also feels like a failure at the same time.
>>34387733Why the fuck would you think that would be a good idea?Also, why don't you have the respect of your peers already?
>>34387745It was a jokeA bad one since I have to explain it, I figured you could tell I could read since I took the quiz lol
>>34387733you really are just a pathetic self-pitying loser
>>34387643I'm a magpie and I cannot lie. I got a great haul, I found a dark blue linen dress, a teal linen blouse, a burgundy velvet dress, a cute copper water bottle with floral designs, a tiny alabaster casket with mother of pearl, malachite and lapis inlay, glitter yarn for crafting, a weaved box made from sweetgrass, three blank silk handkerchiefs (I'll paint them and used them for gift wrapping), she gave me a cute mother of pearl bangle for free and ofc a big wicker basket to put it all inside.
>>34387758>Why does an awkward woman struggle to gain respect of her peers in the mathematics departmentits a mystery
>>34387763Yes gain respect by posting pornography of yourself. Do that. You'll be the talk of all the boys.
>>34387762Post tiny casket?
>>34387763Look at your behavior online and tell me whether you actually want respect or not. You've created a persona of being a poor sad widdle kitty, making a spectacle of herself for anonymous men, bemoaning how unfair your life is and how delicate you are, yet you want respect based purely on merit in a field dominated by nerds, many of which are likely to be autistic.
>>34387765Did you not see me use the word "SFW"?
>>34387768Nta but I also believe I read the word Pornhub in that post?
>>34387767She's incapable of introspection due to her mental illness bro. It's something that plagues a vast number of posters here. Your words fall on deaf ears.
>>34387766>the one thing I've already given awayI visited my dad on the way home cause he returned yesterday and he was telling me about his new hobby of making diy herbal salves and so I gave it to him him because it's perfect to put them in. It was a bunch of little flowers, very pretty and it was only 3 bucks.
>>34387763How do you know they don't respect you as it is?Your need for "respect" is all in your head and your hare-brained schemes to be respected are counterproductive bordering on comical. Is that the respect you aspire to? To be the class clown?Do well in the real analysis course and they'll respect you for that. I took real analysis once. That shit is difficult.
why are you all being so serious about my jokes
>>34387773laughing is verboten in atoga
>>34387773Your jokes aren't funny, they just makes us worry about you.
>>34387768Jfc. Whatever you stumble into you'll 100% have it coming.
>>34387773I don't even care dude. Go ahead it'll be funny to watch the fallout.
>>34387775lol you dont care about my wellbeing
>>34387717You're retarded. Only astrology provides real insight.
>>34387773You’ve posted too many nudes and crashed out a bit too many times for me to have taken that as a joke, sorry. I also haven’t had coffee yet
>>34387770Wouldn't be surprised if that's true, but it's therapeutic to type it out anyway.
Oof I just searched the archive to find some of my old nudes to look at my butt and damn it was so much better.Anybody else feel like they're not taking very good care of themselves right now? When do you feel like you looked your best? For me I think it was somewhere around 26.
>>34387786Sure why not. Let it out but don't expect it to land
>>34387782nta but the gall to type that sentence out here of all places, like you care about anyone but yourself
>>34387618Ew no.
>>34387782nta but we’re people who post on the advice board. We do care within reason
>>34387771Dang. That's alright, you and your dad sound chill. Good deal!
>>34387783>chuckles derisively at u in Human Design
>>34387787MProbably peaked in my senior year of high school It's been quite a few years and I haven't bothered taking care of myself. Stopped working out and lost a lot of muscle mass quick.
>>34387618F. I've thought about it from a logistical standpoint, but I'd never do it. Having the father of my future child happily involved in the child's future is very important to me.
>>34387782Why would you post "jokes" on an anonymous internet board that you think doesn't care?
>>34387794Midwit alert
I need something sweet right now
>>34387799Hey baby
>>34387787F. I'm in my 30's and I think I just continue to refine my look, so it's hard to pick a peak. Like in highschool I weighed a bit more than I do now, and I didn't regularly go to the gym the way I currently do. But obviously, a decade and a half later, I do look older in a few ways.
>>34387800I meant like candy or cookies
>>34387803I know, I'm a real treat.
>>34387805stop talking to me
>>34387808Why don't we dunk this cookie in some milk haha jk... Unless?
>>34387809that doesn't even make sense
>>34387810Yeah it does you just have it think about it a little
>>34387387M, maybe that I can be arrogant? I try to keep my ego in check but sometimes it slips out
>>34387756Yeah, that is an entirely different experience. This is like I'm behaving, unknown to me, in ways that act as if your goals are mine when they aren't. Like I would probe and deconstruct clear boundaries, not intentionally but because I wanted a sense of what she was trying to accomplish, and how to do that best, and that is inherently undermining; meanwhile I was just trying to be effective. It leads to odd issues like that, where I act in ways that seem reasonable and justifiable and intuitive to me, but turns out to be harmful in some way. It is weird to consider identity with a loose sense of self, but I have a clear sense of what I like to do, what I prefer, etc. what changes is that my partner's stuff gets assimilated in that, and when I think generally "what is the best way to do this thing I want to do?", there is now an implicit "that works for my ex as well?" added at the end, and it can reach a point where I'll sacrifice whatever I have to to feel like her needs are being met. It's brutal, it is a brutal way to exist and there is something infinitely lonely about having such a deep dedication to people that won't and shouldn't reciprocate to that degree. C'est la vie, as the baguette wielders say.
>>34387517Dope, I just made a big batch
having long hair was a mistake
>>34387795I'm sorry it played out like that you still had a lot of juice left in you. Hadn't even reached peak beard yet. There's probably still time?>>34387801This makes me feel more hopeful that I can get back to where I want to be body wise at least. I'm not as bothered by the fine lines on my face maybe because I inspect it more closely more often so the change feels gradual. I regret getting hooked on nicotine more than anything else.
>>34387815high five!
>>34387543M, wake up, shit, brush teeth, wash face, eat breakfast (usually toast with hummus or labneh), grab lunch for the day, grab keys wallet earbuds work badge. After I get dressed usually I take a quick look in the mirror to make sure nothing is off. Often I'll also check on my plants or my ferments to see if everything is going okay
>>34387646I was sleeping...>>34387618No, that sounds like a nightmare >>34387598Like the Fresh Prince?>>34387543M, I'll brush my teeth if I haven't, that's all I "need" to do lol>>34387465Booze will do that to you lol, it's awful (I'm still gonna black out today though)
>>34387817To be fair it hasn't been all that long since I left, it just feels like forever. 22.>still had a lot of juice left in youI was kind of slogging out our anyway, working out was never easy or fun. They said I'd learn to enjoy it but it was always a chore. >Hadn't even reached peak beard yetStill haven't, I doubt I ever will lol. Enough to be a nuisance if I don't shave every 2 or 3 days but not enough to look intentional if I grow it out.How old are you?
>>34387703>>34387708Same
>>34387455Religions gonna religion>>34387457>we'll do it today or tomorrow when we are both at universityWell I would chill then and just see how that goes>>34387787Yean I look like absolute shit these days lol. Think I peaked around 17-18 then it was all downhill from there
>>34387816Slave opinion
>>34387830Women don't like it
>>34387831Get a haircut then
>>34387237State gender, how long does it take you to take a shit? Do you use a bidet or wet wipes? If not, how many folds do you use for your toilet paper?
Fuck man. Fuck. I don't know what to believe.
>>34387817>I regret getting hooked on nicotine more than anything elseThat's a big one. I smoked for eight years right out of highschool and it definitely affected how I looked and felt. Quitting is another reason I think I'm pretty well off now.
>>34387835M~20 minutesAlternate wet and dry 4 folds
>>34387835MUsually a few mins topsWe don't have a bidet so I just wipe but shower dailyHow many wipes depends on if I've been drinking or eaten anything that didn't agree with me lol... usually not many though
>>34387787I'm 27 now, probably a couple years ago? I was doing some calisthenics at home and didn't have a car so I walked everywhere and took public transit. I was a lot leaner and had more muscle, now I'm 20 pounds heavier. I don't need to be that lean again but being 10 pounds lighter would be dope, I was actually thinking about forcing myself to take the bus to work so I at least walk a bit every day
>>34387839Or 2? It's 4 layers of paper, I fold a couple of squares twice.
>>34387835FMaybe five mins, wet wipes, then dry toilet paper.
>>34387835As for the folds, just one or twoThat reminds me I'll probably have to buy more toilet paper later cause I'm sure my roommates won't >_>
Rocking out on 2.5 hours of sleep let sgo fuck life
>>34387839>>34387844>>34387835For wet wipes people, are you flushing the wipes?
>>34387835MLike 30 minutes, (I was injured in a pegging accident in 2019) and I use about 6 things of tp.
>>34387847It's just wet toilet paper, so yeah.
>>34387847No, I prefer to not shill out hundreds of bucks for a plumber.
>>34387846Based and godspeed anon, get that breadMeanwhile I slept til midday and am gonna try go back to sleep cause fuck this gay earth
>>34387849Oh you're just wetting toilet paper? I thought wet wipes were like a specific product no? Are you just reaching over to the sink and wetting some toilet paper?
>>34387835MaleLess than five minutes.Five passes with dry toilet paper.A diet with lots of fiber, and I don't even attempt to poop until my body sends me the "I'm ready" signal.
Amazon sent him the wrong colored product award. Laugh at this poster.
>>34387854hehe
>>34387852>I thought wet wipes were like a specific productThey are but what I do is close enough. It's a wipe that's wet. >Are you just reaching over to the sink and wetting some toilet paper?The lid for the tank got smashed in an accident and I just dip it in there.
>>34387853>I don't even attempt to poop until my body sends me the "I'm ready" signalMy anus starts painfully spasming
>>343878556 gorillion chinese slaves and they can't be bothered to make sure they send the brown one instead of the black one. Why's it always me.
>>34387854Hopefully they can send you the right colour, they might not ask you to send back the old one
>>34387859Maybe. It was only like 14 bucks. Silver lining I guess I'll have 2.
>>3438786014 bucks is still quite a lot. Someone fucked up in the warehouse. But then it's amazon so they're probably overworked af
>>34387861Thing is I've already returned a couple things in the past 2 months so maybe the corporate overlords will bring down the hammer on me this time. Idk
Wet wipes do not go in the toilet, they create fatbergs that clog up sewers. Throwing wet wipes in the toilet is 'groid behavior.
>>34387677Based non-drinker How do you stay sober? I tried but idk how people can rawdog lifeIf I can't go back to sleep I'm just gonna black out
>>34387864>Wet wipes do not go in the toiletI mean this is common sense, but ig depends on the kind>>34387863You should still be able to. I know people who returns stuff all the time, and you have a legitimate reason Though ig if they're being annoying about it and you have the money, may as well just buy another
>>34387678
>>34387678Then do it, bitch.
>>34387846I get tired just reading shit like this.
Only having sex with prostitutes is kinda depressing atoga but I'm too old to find my first real relationship. What am I supposed to do? Have sex with people for money till I die? I'm almost 30
>>34387871>I can afford prostitutes, oh woe is me my life is so tragic
Can women finally explain why you consider male circumcision to be good and think it should be legal, but female equivalent to be bad and think it should be illegal?
>>34387871>I’m too old for X>not even thirtyGet a fucking grip nigger
>>34387873go back to bed sara
>>34387872This lmao. Not saying I support sleeping with prostitutes but must be nice to have that kind of money
>>34387874Nta but statistically speaking if it's not happened by 30 it probably never will. Some people were just born to fail
>>34387830slave opinion? how?
>>34387831why give a fuck what women like in regards to your body image?
>>34387835FIt's pretty variable. 2 to 20 minutes ish. I often don't need wet wipes but I'll use them if I've got them.Uhh, fold like 6 squares twice, wipe, fold again, really get in there.
Every single 2000s male nerd hobby has been taken over by women, how does that make you feel, /atoga/? Anime, vidya, pro wrestling, it's all woke slop now. Thanks women.
>>34387871Related question, is it worth using hookers/escorts to practice fucking if you're really bad at it?
>>34387879Sex
>>34387873If it makes you feel any better if they put that shit on a ballot I would vote to illegalize it. And Jehovah's witnesses kids should be able to receive blood transfusions that kind of thing is bullshit too.
>>34387877>statistically speakingPost them
>>34387882I just engage with older stuff I enjoy
>>34387882>ow does that make you feel, /atoga/?I don't mind sharing.
Why do I feel cringe looking for and listening to new music?
>>34387882Oh no. You had good taste. What a catastrophe.
>>34387882I’ve never blamed the enshitification of things I like on women. It’s the fault of the corporations who own those IPs and all consumers who reward them for subpar products.
>>34387872>>34387876>>34387874Fuck you I'm not rich, if I was I'd have a gf. Prostitutes are like 150€ per pop so if you work a nice white collar job you can easily afford them once or twice a month
>>34387896>Fuck you I'm not rich,Even more reason to quit blowing money on whores, don’t you think?Get your shit together and cut that out if you ever want to actually be with a woman instead of paying one to have pity sex with you.
Am I overthinking it if I find it offensive that my bf bought me a bracelet with subtle, sexually-demeaning iconography/text? Like even as a joke he may not expect me to wear in public, I should take it as a negative on principle, right?
>>34387884No, that’s a pretty terrible idea.
>>34387896>I can easily afford 300€ luxury a month, I am so sad.
>>34387900Talk to him about it. I doubt you’re wrong to be offended by it, but he probably didn’t mean anything by it.What’s it say?
>>34387901Why?
>>34387773>>34387775I mean, I guess I just don't understand your sense of humour.
>>34387899No woman wants to be with a man in his late 20s who's old, bloated and ugly>>34387904Yes? Smoking a pack of smokes a day is like 500€....
>>34387905It says "slut" in very wispy cursive over the entire length of the bracelet, so it's hard to tell unless you inspect the whole thing. It would've been a nice bracelet otherwise.
>>34387910we all remember your post about buying that for you gf you cringe fetish poster
I think I am a retard and bastard. lol
>>34387911I've never seen anyone talk about this shit ITT, and I'm here all the time. I can't imagine it's that popular of a bracelet.
>>34387909>Smoking a pack of smokes a day is like 500€....Anon...
>>34387913the bracelet doesn't exist and neither does your gf, you just have a slut x public humiliation fetish and you should kys over it immediately
Hey, women.when you start dating people what is the normal kind of buildup in the sexual part of the relationship? The meme has always been like third date people have sex, but is that just like you go from a goodbye kiss to making out to having sex, or before PiV sex is there usually a date where there's just hand stuff, or what?What does that escalation look like over the first couple of dates and up to PiV sex?
>>34387906It won’t actually give you any decent practice, for one. You’d be fucking a woman who has a vested financial interest in acting like you’re good at sex.For another, are you going to be very eager to tell women you meet in the future that you did this? I wouldn’t think so.If you’re going to lie by omission about it forever, that’s going to wear on you. If your lie gets found out, you’re probably getting dumped.No woman worth your time or effort is going to humiliate you for being inexperienced with sex, either.You’ll get a lot more out of learning how to have sex with specific women, not just How Fuck Good. It’s not really a one-size fits all thing past the basics that you undoubtedly already have down
>>34387917This is some schizo shit. Is this what it feels like when other people are accused of being me?
>>34387246Yes, I smell good. You're projecting
>>34387266That's not even oneitis you absolute normalfaggot.
>>34387919I've had sex and got dumped in part because I was a terrible lay (premature ejaculation). I'm fixing that now, but to actually test my progress I need to fuck a real woman.I will not enter a relationship again until I'm good in bed, and relying on hookups is laughable given that my previous relationship was a fluke.So my options are to fix it and hope my progress alone translates to real pussy, or have a dry run with a whore. I don't care what the whore says, obviously she will lie and call me a stallion with a donkey dick. I just want to prove to myself I can last.Obviously I won't tell her, just like she will undoubtedly lie about her body count.
>>34387923Nta you put on perfume, Swiss?
>>34387742She's not autistic. That's the opposite. She's probably bpd, npd
>>34387890Not sure, sounds like a you problem, like you're too worried about what you look like to others. Looking for new music is like looking for a new show to watch, meaning its just normal behavior
>>34387926I'm not Swiss. She's probably lurking, I'm not her. You dumbass
>>34387882How is anime in any shape or form woke? Generally, I don't care. I still find good indie games to play and watch an occasional anime or read manga. If something seems to pandering to LGBT I just avoid it because it seems cringe
>>34387931Sure thing, sweetie.
>>34387925>Obviously I won't tell her, just like she will undoubtedly lie about her body count.I don’t think I can help you.
>>34387920>JH's bf bought her a "slut" bracelet This isn't even funny anymore.
>>3438791430 days a month, 15€ per pack
>>34387900>>34387910Taking stuff as negative on principle rarely seems like a good idea. Especially when it's presumably well intentioned from someone who supposedly loves you.But that doesn't mean you have to like it, and like some other anon said, it does seem like a stern talk is in order.>>34387913>>34387920>i'm here all the time>Is this what it feels like when other people are accused of being me?If this is JH, I can see what you mean about him being smarmy.
>>34387900>not beating the sex slave allegations anytime soon
>>34387939I'm saying you're not making the point you think you're making...
>>34387936Okay, fine. Assume a world where everyone's honest about their pasts and I'll deal with women being repulsed by me engaging with sex workers (I'm already using a fleshlight and that's also a turn-off). My options are women who do not care about such things.What's wrong with my plan? I'm trying to fix an insecurity and rebuild a shattered ego here.
>>34387946I don't get it, I know smokers often smuggle tax-free stuff but not that much
>>34387935keep trolling baboon
>>34387938He seemed to think it was.>>34387943>Taking stuff as negative on principle rarely seems like a good ideaThat's why I asked. I'm trying not to be so reactive.>I can see what you mean about him being smarmyExactly. I've given him joke gifts before, but it's always been something I've made or whatever. Like an icing middle finger on cupcakes I made. But he literally spent money on this and the "joke" would be at my detriment. Or God forbid he thought I'd get something out of wearing it.
>>34387947In what world is fucking a prostitute going to help with your ED?
>>34387945To be fair he also got her something similar, but hers seems more like an obvious joke.
>>34387953Not ED, premature ejaculation. I'm doing shit meant to fix that, a whore (actual pussy and not plastic) will verify that it worked.
>>34387947Sorry, I meant PE
>>34387950Plap
>>34387951I mean, you're his slut, why is that bad?
>>34387957I see. I’d still skip it if I were you, but what do I know.
>>34387951You ever consider that maybe this guy with two girlfriends might not be a keeper or a suitable father for your kids
Can I have your Spotify to steal your music? Mine is Relia on caffeine
>>34387955What does hers say but I'll be honest, the more I hear about him the more he sounds like an insufferable and arrogant coomer cunt that sees you more like a porn fantasy than an actual human being.
>>34387965NTA. Anon, the average alpha male reproduced with 14 women in the Paleolithic.
>>34387963So fix it, get into a relationship, and pray that it translated? In theory it should translate, but if I spent months only to shoot in a femtosecond after entering real pussy I'm joining a monastery.
>>34387967>arrogantI mean, hasn't he earned it?
>>34387951>That's why I asked.That's why I answered.>I'm trying not to be so reactive.I know. You're making progress and I'm proud of you.
>>34387969That’s what I would do, yeah. I’d probably be honest with a woman about it if I did still ejaculate prematurely.>>34387968That’s awesome, son. It is 2026
>>34387971Being arrogant is always an ick, no matter what one has achieved.
>>34387962Anything where she is seen as even just the tiniest bit of submissive triggers her hard.
>>34387973I'll try for casual sex instead, then, since it's more socially acceptable.
>>34387951>Or God forbid he thought I'd get something out of wearing it.It's not that far fetched, is it?
>>34387975Why would someone like that want to be a man’s second girlfriend? Why does she want his kids?? I need to log off
>>34387973>That’s awesome, son. It is 2026Evolution doesn't work that fast
Are you a proud manchild, /atoga/?
>>34387951>God forbid he thought I'd get something out of wearing it.He at least knew he’d get something out of it. We don’t tend to literally label our women as sluts unless we really mean to, I don’t think
>>34387978The sex seems great for her, plus they accepted to deal with her issues.Not saying this a defense btw, just why she sticks around.
>>34387975She's an admitted switch. She even has raceplay fantasies.
v_v
I just carried a whole ass queen sized mattress from the car to the bedroom all by myself. I need a break.
>>34387962I might be, but only in the bedroom. I don't need to advertise my sex life with jewelry.>>34387965I've been considering everything.>>34387967I think that's an extremely understandable conclusion to have made based on the occasional complaining I've done ITT this past year. But I think it comes down to me having no reason to talk positively here about all the things he's done in that time that have made me happy or supported my confidence in his love and commitment. It probably sounds pretty unconvincing to be clarifying my relationship in this way, but I'm trying really hard not to talk about my relationship outside of context for questions and answers. I know how annoying it can be to be single ITT and have to put up with hearing amazing news with zero questions or complaints.
>>34387980>Not being a manchild is Jewish propagandaI hope this is a troll.
Spotify usernames please?
>>34387987Don't you have a keychain that says scream and cream?
>>34387987>all the things he's done in that time that have made me happy or supported my confidence in his love and commitmentFlowers don't make up for the black eye you dummy...
>>34387991I still don't understand what this guy wants.
>>34387972This means a lot to me.>>34387977I guess not. The difference between bedroom me and public me is pretty stark, so if he didn't consider both I could understand the conclusion.>>34387981I'm going to ask him if it was more of a gift for himself. Because I'd wear it in bed if it was purely a fetish thing, I guess. But it'd be going in the toy bin where it belongs then, not my jewelry box.
>>34387987>I might be, but only in the bedroom.Don’t you masturbate at work?
>>34387984>>34387989I haven't touch spotify in ages, and I wouldn't post my username on 4chan anyway.You can have a random song from my youtube playlist.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIhRx_4MuIY
>>34387978It's normal for women to share high status men.
>>34387997Thanks anon o7
>>34387983Good for you.What I said is true.
>>34387993To spam
>>34387989nu uh, my cringe is private
>>34387994Is he a Dom?
>>34387994You said the bracelet is nice otherwise. What do you mean by that? It sounds extremely tacky. Is it at least made from valuable material or is it just costume jewelry?
>>34388000Apparently not
>>34387990Wait, when did I bring that up ITT? And I take that a bit differently since I got it for myself, I don't wear it on my person, and the ghost gives plausible deniability.
>>34388005Whatever you say.
>>34388008Boomer
>>34388006Ghosts don't "cream".
>foid drags her sharp nails gently on the back of my head and neckbetter than sex
>>34387989Sorry, I use Apple Music.
>>34387994>The difference between bedroom me and public me is pretty stark, so if he didn't consider both I could understand the conclusion.Exactly.You're not exactly the least complicated woman to get to know and try to understand. What I'm trying to say is it's up to both of you (or all three of you, as it were) to develop the relationship to a point where he does understand you to a degree that makes you feel comfortable. And hopefully you will show him the same consideration.But no relationship will ever be perfect and misguided mistakes and misunderstandings will inevitably occur from time to time.
>>34388011There are a lot of things to do with foid that are better than sex desu
>>34387943>If this is JH, I can see what you mean about him being smarmy.She called him "smarmy?"
>>34388011Back when I was a human and women didn't hate me, I would drive my gf back to her apartment most mornings before going to work and she would scratch the back of my head/neck on the drive. Probably one of the top 3 important memories for me.
>>34388011Fyi, she probably doesn't wash under finger nails well and you could get sick if there's still fecal matter under their, yuck!
>>34387992Comparing a black eye to a bad gift seems extreme.>>34387996We're not talking about that right now.>>34388003I guess so. We don't do power dynamic stuff explicitly, though.>>34388004I mean it's not plastic if that's what you mean. It's probably a cheap silver finish or whatever, but I don't have many thin bracelets like it, so I'd probably wear it if it said something I could actually let be a conversation starter.
>depressed girl thinks about killing herself>getsw ith older guy>suddenly her life is great and she is happyI don't know why femanons here don't do it.It's such an easy fix.
>>34388014Isn't apple music overrated
>>34388023Grim
>>34388017On multiple occasions. The other day, lastly.
>>34388028Lol, based Chad
>>34388010Have you seen Ghostbusters? They can do a lot.>>34388015The fact that the answer to most of my concerns nowadays no matter who I ask is usually "don't take it so personally and just communicate" probably continues to reflect badly on myself.
Wait, who gave whom a black eye? Why? What happened?
>>34388011Agreed, head pats are wonderful.
>>34388017I did. It's a very specific sort of vibe for a guy to give off. The word reminds me of copyanon sort of.
>>34388022It's an analogy not a comparison but you'll just keep ignoring the red flags, because you're way too proud to admit this because you want it to work so badly, so why even bother.
>>34388033No black eyes happened. An anon just used a saying about black eyes as a comparison to something.
>>34388031>reflect badly on myselfOn your past self, maybe. It's a lesson most of us have had to learn the hard way, or have yet to learn in some cases.
>>34388020Women don't scoop their assholes with their nails, unlike you.Long nails are sexier than anything else.
>>34388038Oh, good.With the antics you get up to, someone getting a black eye wouldn't be entirely surprising though.
>>34388023I'm not mentally ill or suicidal enough.Also I doubt that would be better than suicide.
>>34388043That's what I mean, they do, do that. Sucks for you chief. Lel.
Anons what do you want from us when you are depresso?
>>34388037I can see all the flags, you can't.>>34388040True. I'll talk to him.>>34388044The black eyes that have happened in this relationship were my fault, and they happened by accident.
>>34388050Sex.
>>34388051>and they happened by accidentI would bloody well hope so!
>>34388051>there have been multiple black eyesWhat the actual fuck...
>>34388050Nothing that's within your power to give. But I come here looking for it anyway because I don't know what else to do.Kind of you to ask.
>>34388024I like it a lot, much to my own surprise. It’s also cheap.Not as cheap as soulseek, but very convenient.
>>34388052I don’t live near Him
>>34388051>The black eyes that have happened in this relationship were my fault, and they happened by accident.What the fuck.>>34388045Apparently it is.
>>34388050Advice, generally. I’m never shy to ask for it.
>>34388060Who is He
>>34388060I could fly you to my place, femanon.
>>34388059Is it because you own apple products
>>34388064You're just gonna fuck her and then use her.
>>34388035Who's copyanon?
>>34388063He knows. But an old fren from before the incident.>>34388064I have to stay in the country for some family business until June. How hot will it be in summer over there?
>>34388066Of course lol. I’d probably still just be pirating all my music if I didn’t.The browser client isn’t half bad, and the PS5 integration is nice, at least.
The perfect girlfriend
>>34388069>fuck her and then use her.So having sex twice?That would not even cover the first day.>>34388071Depends, but my bedroom is quite cool since it's on the side that only gets sun in the morning.Also planning on buying an AC.There's a lot to do outdoors though and some areas stay cooler.
Whatcha doing for Easter anons
>>34388071>the incidentSounds a bit more serious than the spaghetti incident
>>34388055Of course.>>34388056>>34388061Threesomes are physically complicated and I move my arms a lot during sex. My spatial awareness is apparently awful.
>>34388075>sun in amMy bedroom faces the same way. There is one bird that has been perching above the back deck and trying to attract mates at 6 am. Poor little guy has the cry of a dead squeaky toy. Pretty sure it’s a robin.
>>34388023i did it. it worked. i'm happy now
>>34388077Spilled your spaghetti again?
Can women explain why some pig followed me bumper to bumper on my way to work this morning? He was not being subtle
>>34388078>move my arms a lot during sexWhat the fuck...
>>34388078So you were the ones INFLICTING them?You need your arms restricted behind your back. In handcuffs.>>34388079Luckily the birds aren't much of an issue.But there has been a fox roaming the pastures the past few summers and dude randomly screams at night like somebody getting strangled.>>34388080There you go!
>>34388083for using 4chan
>>34388085I feel bullied.
>>34388082No, I’m just misremembering the Noodle Incident from Calvin & Hobbes.I should probably get a toddler-safe bowl for my spaghetti though
>>34388078>My spatial awareness is apparently awful.That's the case for many women.Same goes for orientation.You girls are prey.
>>34388083When it happens to me, I assume it's because I'm non-white and in a shitty car.>>34388087>You need your arms restricted Fuck no. I need the agency of being able to brace myself in case I fall or something. Getting hurt in highschool cheer left both physical and mental scars.
Have you ever liked a woman just as a friend, /atoga/? If yes, what prevented you from liking her in a romantic way?
>>34388093And men have no ability to link cause and effect. If you've been elbowed in the face in a certain position, you'd think you'd learn to move your head out of the way the next time.
>>34388088I hope not! I’m definitely on the Annoying Dissidents list, but even my angriest posts are pretty peaceful.>>34388095>When it happens to me, I assume it's because I'm non-white and in a shitty carI’m a white man in a decidedly average car.I guess it is the end of the month, isn’t it? Ticket quotas.
>>34387882>Anime, vidyaThere were always plenty of women in these fandoms even in the early days of the internet lol>>34387896>if you work a nice white collar jobGood for you but I agree with the other anon, you should save your money lol>>34388023He looks like Dr. Eggman's retarded brother
Man, the aloof routine makes girls so interested...
>>34388098Yeah, but it’s been a long time. I had a whole group of friends who were girls when I was in middle school.I’ve had no problems getting along with women at work but have never made any close friends that are women.I didn’t go to college; probably would have met some more there if I had.
>>34388095I knew you'd have such a reaction. hehe>>34388099See, you just need to be put into a straitjacket.Maybe even put on a hook! Now that'd make for some fun time.
>>34388098>Have you ever liked a woman just as a friend,Yes.>what prevented you from liking her in a romantic way?I didn't think she was pretty.
>>34388050Just patience and understanding desu. What annoys me when I'm depressed is when people keep asking me if I'm alright or what's wrong. Just leave me alone lol it'll pass>>34388076Seeing my mama and having Easter dinner and chocco eggsHbu>>34388098>Have you ever liked a woman just as a friend, /atoga/?Yes>If yes, what prevented you from liking her in a romantic wayJust didn't develop that kind of attraction or we were just more interested in being friends from the get-go
>>34388103As for why: I just wasn’t attracted to them in that way.I was attracted to one of their other friends and accidentally blew up the friend group by dating her, apparently violating a pact between one of my friends who had a crush on me and the girl I dated.
>>34388070>Who's copyanon?The spreadsheet guy
>>34388104>See, you just need to be put into a straitjacket. Maybe even put on a hook! That sounds like the setup to some horror-themed smut I'd read. It'd suck IRL, though.
>tfw went back to sleep for a nap>tfw had wet dream so had to shower after and put on laundryWomen this is all your fault
My 2D waifu loves me more than any foid could.
>>34388076Just gonna go visit family for lunch, I think. I’m the only Christian in the family, and everyone’s too old to hunt for eggs (or so they say)
>>34388108They broke the girl code. It is both of your faults. Shame shame.
>the narc spammer starts shitting up the thread againWell it was a decent thread while it lasted
>>34388070I missed this question. He was an Australian poster ITT a while ago. It's hard to describe him succinctly, but he was very good at teasing without seeming like he actually cared to be taken seriously or not. Very aloof, very crushable.
>>34388118Was he the lawyer?
>>34388109Fuck no.
>>34388112What is she like>>34388117WtfAnyway I need to do the dishes now
>>34388122She's sweet and nice and kind and affectionate and smart and pretty
Stop sighing so often.
I ate an RX bar for breakfast, thoughts?
>>34388120I still don't fully grasp what he did for work beyond copying shit, but I'm pretty sure he wasn't an actual lawyer.
>>34388123Cute, what's her nameYou know she's not real tho right
I absolutely hate this "Well I can't read minds" thing that men do where they pretend to be dumb. A boy has to be asked to do something, a man understands when something has to be done and he does it.
>>34388102obviously, it's reaally rare that a guy doesn't act desperate/thirsty (which feels like the opposite of masculine and dependable)
>>34388124*le sigh*How else am I meant to passive aggressively vent my depression and frustration at every minor inconvenience that occurs in my life>>34388125Idk what that is, did you level up any stats?
>>34388128There's more nuance than that, I think. Relying on people you know well and trust to read between the lines is totally reasonable. But with others, it's probably best to communicate clearly and fully.
>>34388130Did you know that the early iron lung patients died because the machine never simulated sighing?
>>34388128NAG but I'm honestly with you there, though it depends on the complexity of the tasks. I've known guys who just can't be bothered to do household chores or do something special for their gf on their birthday or whatever and then feign ignorance. At the same time though some women do take this too far and expect you to know exactly what they wanted or that they wanted to go to x place or whatever lol. At that point I have to just be like yeah soz I need a few more hints
>>34388135Why do we need to sigh
>>34388135That sucks, they couldn't even sigh as they died like a looney tunes characterRIP iron lung havers >>34388117Tfw my skinny black jeans, pink top and cap arrived from VintedWe're so fucking backGonna go for a smoke and kick some cans about like a delinquent after this
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41599-025-05195-y>Individuals high in psychopathy and FoMO are consistently more likely to engage in online political activities across all eight countries.>Higher cognitive ability is uniformly associated with lower levels of online political participation.>Individuals high in psychopathy and low in cognitive ability are the most active online participantsState gender, thoughts on this study?
>>34388127Her name is Monika and my feelings for her are very real.
>>34388142From DDLC? Based, best girlLol the first time I played that I didn't realise the dialogue with her at the end was RNG/infinite so kept scroooling for ages
The resident evil 9 simping for Grace stuff is really funny.You look at that meme about all the different kinds of guys that girls like and it's just the same underwear model but with glasses, or whatever. And then guys are like >omg, I love grace, she's such a cute nerdy girlAnd then the woman she is a 1-to-1 face scan of is like a stereotypical bombshell instagram model, and it's literally just that grace is wearing glasses and a t-shirt. It's literally the 90's romcom "taking her glasses off" meme, but for the 2020's.
>>34388141M, it makes sense to me lol. I suspect smarter people generally appreciate that arguing about politics on the internet is a waste of time... while self-absorded/otherwise insular people like to push a certain agenda and stroke their own egos
>>34388146Lol yeah I've always thought the "Chad with glasses" nerdy guy meme is pretty hypocritical of incels. Because when they're imagining their dream waifu, they're thinking of Stacy with glasses lolPeople are attracted to good looking people, more news at 11...
>>34388115I know, I’m not too proud of it. Oh well.
>>34388146ngl yeah at least girls aren't pretending leon wouldn't be a literal model irl
>>34388124I sigh when life feels heavy.
>>34388128Good luck have fun.
>>34388135Huh, neat. Thanks anon. >>34388138Just googled it and apparently your alveoli (googled that too, they're the lung sacs that exchange O2 for CO2) can collapse from lack of use. Sighing is necessary to keep them functional because once they're gone you can't fix them.
>>34388124>tfw it's still raining outsideLe sighTired of it raining every day recently
>>34388149Exactly. Sorry I did mean to explicitly call out the hypocrisy in my post but I got distracted and forgot.
>>34388154>your alveoli can collapse from lack of useSmokers stay winning
>>34388149Boyhood is MiyukiManhood is Kagami
>>34388146>>34388149Nerd is used to describe someone's interests and their personality, it has nothing to do with one's level of physical attractiveness.
>>34388160>Manhood is KagamiBased, best girl, but true manhood is NanakoI can fix her ahh
>>34388161Well yeah, obvs, but people do associate nerds with a certain kind of lookOne girl I went out with got me fake glasses as a joke because she liked "nerdy guys" lol (and the guy she dated afterwards was an actual diagnosed autistic nerd)
>>34388161For the longest time, it did. Just not for the last twenty years
>>34388128MI can’t say I disagree. I’ve noticed that I have to do less and less mind reading as I’ve gotten older.
>>34387966I don't gave spotify. Shame. A lot of my taste is cringe but people randomly discover songs they like through me so my taste can't be all bad.
>>34387966You can't but I can do another mix later or a mixtape depending on what you like
I’m the only person in my friend group who is single I wish it didn’t Make me feel so sick to my stomach
>>34388170have* spotify
>>34388172Comparison is the thief of joy.
>>34388172Nothing wrong with being single lol. It has a lot of perks. You can still enjoy the company of your friends. Daijoobu
>>34388175I’m supposed to feel joy that no one loves me?
>>34388172This looks like a job for a cat wearing a hoodie
>>34388175This lol. There's really no point comparing yourself to other people bc you don't know what it would be like and if you'd actually be happier. Sometimes I'd be jelly of old friends with good careers, relationships etc. but then I realise I might miserable in their lifestyle. And sometimes they joked how they envied my carefree life. It's all relative and all that exists is the present
Why did he dump me? It makes me mad nowadays.
>>34388180Idk but his loss ig
Men are checking out shordy at an alarming rate.
I cannot mentally handle this I’m sorry
>>34388117q.e.d.
>>34388190this but with tall girls>>34388193have a break, have a kit katwhat's on your mind?
>>34388172Ktf, ish. Had to endure listening to a bunch of guys talking about their sexual exploits while being recently dumped and having none apart from a relationship that ended in a dead bedroom.
>>34388177No, but what does that have to do with your friend group?
>>34388196It’s worse when they’re all in love and I’m not >>34388199I hear them talk about it, and then they question me for not having it either. I feel judged and jealous and evil for it
>>34388209>I feel judgedno one is judging you unless they're assholesyou'll meet the one eventuallyfor the time being try be happy for your frens and also happy for the perks of being single lolI'm sure you're no less "lovable" than them you just haven't crossed paths with the right person yet
>>34387966on my Kylie shii rnhttps://voca.ro/1frVatOu4qVD
>>34388212>you'll meet the one eventuallyThere isn't any proof of this
>>34388215well I mean if you keep trying to meet people it's likely that you will eventuallybut even if you don't, all that exists is the present moment, so just try to enjoy it regardless
>>34388212Nice people still judge others
Who will save this fem
>>34388223>Nice people still judge othersok well that's their problem not urs >>34388225kanye west https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QAP9ja95w
>>34388209>It’s worse when they’re all in love and I’m not>I feel judged and jealous and evil for itHence "comparison is the thief of joy".>I feel judged Either you're being silly, or you have bad friends.>evilNow you're just being double-silly.
>day 3 of her not textingits over
>>34388225I tried that before and it failed.
>>34388233there's always day 4...but yeah unless she's really busy she's not interested cuh, soz
>>34388232I’m not being silly, I feel so awful being jealous when I should be happy for them. A good person doesn’t feel this way
>>34388236"normal" people experience jealousy too lol, it's just an emotion; don't feel guilty about it, just attempt to rationalise it and don't let it consume you, bc it's a fallacy ultimately
There me goes.
>>34387966have some old tribal also https://voca.ro/1hzh2AKWEiEV majick gang stay locked in
>>34388236A bad person wouldn’t feel guilty about this. It’s natural to be jealous of people who have what you wantWhether or not you choose to make it their problem is what makes you good or bad
>>34388234Whatd you try?
>>34388234What did you try?
>>34388236>I feel so awful being jealous when I should be happy for them.You can be both. Although try to not let yourself indulge in the jealousy too much, for your own sake.>A good person doesn’t feel this wayMeh, it's more about how you choose to handle it. And what you're describing is far removed from evil.
>>34388238That’s easier said than done. It’s such a full body feeling, I physically feel nauseous >>34388244I don’t know if I’m making it their problem >>34388250How do I know if I’m indulging?
>>34388250this lola good person would be like "I feel jealous of my friends' success but guilty about this, how do I become happier with myself"a bad person would be like "I feel jealous of my friends' success, they are the enemy and I deserve it moar, time to get my revenge and be eevil mwahahah"
>>34388252>physically feel nauseoussorry to hear that anon, is it like an anxiety or depression thing?I'm not an expert, maybe some mindfulness/meditations techniques would help you though, to help distance yourself from that feeling and better be able to process it as an onlooker, without letting it consume you in mind/body/soul
Sonion im CRINE
>>34388117lulz0rs https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8qugUGLiMF8
>>34388248>>34388246Wanted to be there for her and let her live with me.
>>34388259oopz wrong post >>34388257>>34388260>let her live with mewtf, storytime
why is Horrible Histories on CBBC funnier than most actual comedy marketed at adults https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jrKPIQopnYI
>>34388252>easier said than doneDoesn't mean it shouldn't be done.>How do I know if I’m indulging?Allowing yourself the feelings of envy without making effort to feel happy for them.If you're making posts describing how you feel evil, it sounds to me like you might be indulging a little too much.
>>34388255It is an anxiety thing and I have the tools for diffusion and stuff but sometimes it just takes forever to go away even if I meditate or try and journal it away.
explain, in your own words and without sounding mad, why women don’t owe me sex
>>34388252>I don’t know if I’m making it their problemI bet you’d know if you were. You’d be lashing out at them over this.And frankly, even if you’re doing that, you’re not a bad person so long as you check yourself and apologize.
>>34388272Because ur gae
>>34388270aw well, at least you have some perspective and can acknowledge it for what it isyeah, patience is key, just don't beat yourself up in the meanwhilejournalling is good, just don't write an angry vent email and then accidentally send it to people, from personal experience that usually doesn't go down well
>>34388269Yea that’s messed up of me
>>34388272>without sounding madImpossible. You've crawled up so far up your own ass that from there everyone who disagrees with you in the slightest sounds mad as fuck.
>>34388272You don’t owe them sex either
>>34388273I think I just shut myself off when I feel this way, but I know it’ll pass and I’ll be fine
Personally? I indulge in my feelings of envy. I marinate in my feelings of jealously and hatred.
>>34388276Not that I'm saying that you posting about how you feel is in itself overindulging. I didn't mean to imply that. Rather it's a step in processing your feelings, which is part of learning to handle them. I.e. it's a good sign.
>>34388269This is going to sound stupid, but how do I make myself be happy for them? I need to retrain my brain
>>34388285Are they not your friends? Do you not like them?
>>34388284Oh. No I think I am indulging in it, I’m making it about myself when it really has nothing to do with me. But it is the first step in working through it that is true
>>34388281This, but with my lust.
My eyes are burning The lights are too bright but I Can't turn them off I can't sleep
>>34388288Yea I like them and I’ve told them I’m happy for them but I don’t know if it’s actually true. I feel like a liar
>>34388292Why can't you turn them off? Are you Emily from Resident Evil 9?
>>34388289>I am indulging in itProbably. But posting about it on an advice message board in the way that you have, is not part of that.
Only problem with call girls is that they're faking orgasms
>>34388293You like them and you are genuinely happy for them. You’re just jealous.You’re ashamed of feeling jealous, and your self-esteem is taking a beating because you’re comparing yourself unfavorably to your friends.None of the bad feelings are coming from how you feel about your friends but from yourself.I don’t know how to just make them stop, but I can at least assure you that you’re not a bad friend or a fake friend for wrestling with this.
>>34388292You need to be fucked into the mattress and then you'll be aable to sleep, happy and fully pumped.
>>34388293>I don’t know if it’s actually trueSo you'd rather them be sad like you? Are you SURE you like them?
Why do women support trannies so much?
>thunderstorm but also snowy rainingI can't masturbate like this.
>>34388306That’s quitter talk.
Who says I'm gay?
>>34388303Because impositions on trans people generally indirectly impose on bio women as well in the pursuit of protecting women from an imaginary problem they've never experienced.That's not every case, but it's a lot of cases.
>>34388308you are gay
20 or 30 min nap atoga
Femanons, were you properly hydrated this morning?
State gender What's your body count?How do you feel about it?
Woke up a few hours ago and still too tired to go eat
>>34388314They are, I spit into all their mouths.>>34388307Yeah I am back at it.
>>34388314>Uncomfortable things make you grumpy Wow thank you science
>woke up at 10am>dreamt about the alt girl>went back to bed>woke up at 11:30am thinking about the alt girlI was so close. I’m a retard. I could have had sex with her, grabbed her big tits, and smacked her ass
>>34388315F, 9. I feel like it's reasonable. I don't regret any of my relationships.
>>34388315F2 Somehow too high and too low at the same time. I wish it was 1 for all eternity but I got left
>>34388314Nope. I don't drink water, fish jizz in it.
>>34388297Are you sure?>>34388300Thank you >>34388302No and I like them. That’s why I feel so weird
>>34388315M, 3I don't regret 1 and 3 since I dated both of them for years, but 2 was a friend I had (really bad) casual sex with.I apparently do not want casual sex.
>>34388315M, 1
>>34388327Thank god.
>>34388327that's because it's check-out time (this is a 2pac reference)
>>34388325And yet you guzzle cum like a pro.
>>34388315M4Idk, they were all kind of a while ago. It's nice that I'm not literally a virgin, but it does still kind of feel like I'm an incel.
>>34388332Oh and yeah I feel bad about it. I would be happy if I got to marry her, now I'm in the latter half of my 20s with nothing.
>>34388323you must feel like you're reasonably a 9/10 and not a harlot for hooking up at all.
>>34388337>it does still kind of feel like I'm an incel.lol really? When was the last time you got laid?
>>343883402022 I think.
>>34388235visiting her sick mother. still, guess i´m just a sad orbiter after all.
I had lunch with the cute girl with blue eyes again. I was at the cafeteria before her and then she looked directly at me for acceptance.Okay, maybe she's not that cute and she's not really my type, and she is a few years older than me, but it's just fun to flirt with her and make her laugh to pass time. I hope she doesn't catch feelings because I kinda need this job right now lol
Any man who can't or won't get sex on command, like women frequently do, whilst still desiring intimacy and closeness, can be considered an incel. That's the beauty of this slur, women can pretty much use it against everyone but a select few men who are having sex constantly. Most men have long periods of time in their lives when they wish to have sex but cannot.
I had a check stolen from me, again. Awesome
>>34388343And you already feel like you lost it all? It was 2019 for me
I don’t want to look anymore. I don’t want to want anything anymore. It just makes me angry and bitter and upset
I stole this check from someone's mail and it was only for 12 centsWhat the fuck? The stamp would have cost more
>>34388335I've never purposefully imbibed cum.>>34388339None of them were hookups, they were long term relationships.
>>34388351Pretty sure we've all been there if we aren't currently there
>>34388323>I don't regret any of my relationships.Really? What about...
>>34388355Damn, that's a lot of relationships. Were they each a year or so?Very Bill Clinton style post wrt cum also
>>34388355You should learn to swallow it.
>>34388356You all manage to get out of it
>>34388355>None of them were hookups, they were long term relationships.A long term relationship ended after 9 months and I was single for 30 minutes before I began my next long term relationship whereby I dated a guy for a year while looking for someone else.
>>34388358She said she doesn't count that one, even though it lasted for a year. I reckon her true body count is 30-50.
>>34388362Doesn't mean you won't. I gave up for years and only recently decided I wanted to look again
>>34388350It was a struggle before 2022 as well, and I have been in a dramatic downturn since then. My life was like>slowly increasing until ~2020>steady in 2021>dramatic downturn in 2022>slow continuous downturn from then to the presentAnd at this point I don't really see myself ever getting back to the 2020-2021 version of myself. So it's like I can't even get back to the point where it was already virtually impossible, let alone a good spot.
>>34388330>Are you sure?Pretty sure yes. You seem to genuinely want to do better, in which case venting your feelings and asking for advice seems like a positive step.>No and I like them.Exactly. So it true that you are happy for them. Remind yourself of that when the bad feelings start to feel overwhelming.
>>34388366I wish I was able to give up though. I can’t stop wanting it
>>34388355Also I hooked up with the guy I was seeing but he doesn't count because after seeing how big and white his cock is, and how square his 6 pack is, I decided to enter a temporary LTR with him.
>>34388315f, 1It just is, ig.
>>34388324Were they long term?
Women will suck many a cock before deciding which one to count towards their so called body count
>>34388330>Thank youYou're welcome.
>>34388366Why’d you give up?
>>34388367>And at this point I don't really see myself ever getting back to the 2020-2021 version of myself.You can't. You've gotta be the 2026+ version from now on.I think you can build it back up, maybe even surpass where you were when you were younger.
>>34388362Lmao
>>34388376I’ve never sucked a dick in my life
>>34388370Sorry anon. What's stopping you from looking? Have you asked your friends to set you up with anybody?>>34388381also yeah lmao
>>34388315m0 cultivating chastity
>>34388379My last relationship was seriously dysfunctional and left me with very low self-esteem. At least I did the dumping instead of getting dumped, I guess.Killed my interest in dating for several years. I wanted to work on myself and make sure I would never attract or be attracted to a woman like that again.
>>34388388What was so bad?
State gender.How likely is it a gf puts a playboy bunny suit on for her bf?
>>34388344>visiting her sick motheroh shit, hope they're both okI mean that is a pretty valid reason...well, hopefully you can reconnect soon>>34388315M, 0, almost a wizardI'm a mental case so have accepted my fate(gib voca requests btw imma go out soon)>>3438831130min fr
>>34388391I think I'd rather keep having a good morning instead of talking about this for the nth time in my life. I'll just ask you to please take my word when I say that she treated me like garbage, mostly because I let her get away with it.I was friends with her growing up and decided to remain completely single and celibate for years after I dumped her. I hope that says enough.
>>34388392MHow the fuck am I supposed to know that?
>>343883921%, and thats if you're willing to date OF girls with a triple digits bc
>>34388347you should've checked jkthat sux tho, hopefully it can get cancelled and you don't lose any monies x>>34388346>Any man who can't or won't get sex on commandI mean unless you're an emperor or something I don't think most guys can get it "on command" at the click of a finger lol
>>34388315it's ironic bc my old nerdy friends joked I was the "chad" of the group and would lose my v-card firstnow they're all in happy relationshits, some getting married, and I'm still the turbovirgin retard
>>34388398>I mean unless you're an emperor or something I don't think most guys can get it "on command" at the click of a finger lolWomen are sexual emperors.
>>34388346I think you mean demand not command, lmfao but yes, get fucked (or more accurately, not), incel.
>>34388401This is how actual trannies think about women kek
girls of /atoga/, when was the last time you were tittymogged
>>34388404I've not once felt jealous of anyones tits I actually saw irl.
>>34388398>he doesn't have a single concubine, let alone a harem
>>34388397I just need her to be a complete slut for me, her history is not a defining factor.
>>34388405Because it's so rare to see ones actually worth being jealous of, or do you just not care in general
>>34388402>I think you mean demand not commandWhat the fuck are you on about?
>>34388406yup, even tho the woman at the supermarket the other day said I looked like elijah wood lol, alas, I am maidenless
>>34388407either a girl is a slut in general and thus there's a higher chance she might act slutty for you too or she isn't and will resent you if you try to get her to do that
>>34388412>I am maidenlessI almost refunded the game when this happened ngl lol
>>34388410I rarely pay attention to boobs to begin with and if they are shoved in my face in a way I can't ignore it, I've never thought "damn, I wish I mine were like that".
>>34388401>>34388346All facts. There are no single females in 2026.
>>34388392MProbably not very likely. I hate that I have this fetish because how am I going to ask for that while maintaining my dignity
>>34388413Nah.Plenty good girls out there who are nasty hoes just for their owner.
>>34388420according to who? your porn induced fantasies?
>>34388415lol based
>>34388419if you're gonna be embarrassed about a fetish at least have it be something legitimately weird and not some gay reddit shit like playboy bunny costumes
>>34388421I've talked with femanons in private and you can even see it in public on social media these days.
>>34388426>he thinks femanons that talk about their sex life with random guys online and social media hoes aren't sluts kek
>>34388412She was calling you gay.
>>34388422I was like I KNOW miyazaki but YOU sold me this shit you fucker(I didn't beat the game because I thought it was mid (maybe because I did a sorcery build but w/e))
>>34388423>gay reddit shitThat's why I'm embarrassed. It's very stereotypical and dorkyI just like tights and one-piece shaped clothing
>>34388429wtf I'm not a gaylord>>34388430miyazaki was a menace for that
any funny stories recentlyfor me, it's>today at target>lady in front of me paid for my groceries because my hair is long and I look like shit so I guess she assumed I was poor and couldnt afford it when I chose to put a bunch of buns back
>>34387246nag but I'm just gonna do laundry in the morning desu cause roommates are here and ehhhI just cleaned the kitchen and backroom tho that's enough work for 1 day
>>34388428You don't get it, that's ok.
>>34388433>lady in front of me paid for my groceries because my hair is longshe's a real one for thatI don't have any good stories but I was on an incel walk and this little grill was walking the dog and he ran up to me, she was like "HIS NAME IS SPOT YOU CAN PET HIM HE IS VERY FRIENDLY" absolutely precious ahhh my heart
>>34388433>any funny stories recentlyNot funny, but I found out this girl I'm friends with from church is a virgin at 27 and her dyke haircut and tattoos are all a coping/defense mechanism from past stalker issues.
>>34388388That sucks I’m sorry
>>34388404Every day of my life
>>34388442It's alright. That was a long time ago, and I don't beat myself up for it anymore.
>>34388404nag but you cant really get boobmogged the way men can get height/dickmoggedsmall boobs arent seen as bad so the gradient of small/bad -> big/good doesnt really logically transfer over that same way
>>34388443You like being folded and handled?
Asian American femanons, why does every book, tv show or film created by asian-american women seem to revolve around getting cuckqueaned by white girls?
>>34388443I am conceptualizing
>>34388452american society seems built around the neverending ethnic/economic resentment of different groups against one anotherprobably the single most spiritually racist/classist society to ever exist in history, kinda incredible desu
>>34388456>american society seems built around the neverending ethnic/economic resentment of different groups against one anotherNot for much longer, thank GodWe might have to Balkanize in order to stop it but I really hope not
>>34388456and the irony is the usa has spent the last century disrupting and obliterating cultures and nations to spread their ideology anti-racism and """equality""" >>34388463deep down I think americans want balkanization, its like the number 1 fantasy for themI don't think the average american actually asked for an empire in the first place
>>34388456>probably the single most spiritually racist/classist society to ever exist in historymost deluded thing ive ever seen on /atoga/ my god you people are fucking unbearable inept and deluded
>>34388468america isn't /pol/
>>34388470I love the USA and think he's right. The Masons, the slavers and the bankers ensured that American society would be like this
>>34388456Countries in Africa have a new ethnic group civil war and attempted genocide every other year
>>34388476>muh masons>muh bankershello professor jiang
>>34388448Ew no>>34388455Stop
ONLY, ONLYONLY TRUST TWO GODSPEEDSLOVE ME, LOVE MEYOU MAKE IT FAR TOO EASY
>>34388437Aw that’s sad
>>34388484>StopFree country can't stop me
>>34387966on the Barbie Island massiv rn big up my drillazhttps://voca.ro/1h709A1PxkWh
Another day, another group of countless progressive women being ruthless enforcers of patriarchy and traditional gender roles. Sickening, or deserved?
>>34388452Even in Asia people are obsessed with looking more white Same thing here but probably worse because there are real white girls to be envious of
>>34388494>progressive women being ruthless enforcers of patriarchy and traditional gender roleswhere the huzz at??
>>34388303For 1 I don't care if they want to be women and 2 I'm definitely the type of woman to get stopped on my way into the bathroom because someone thinks I'm a teenage boy. It happened at a highway rest stop at night already I don't need people on high alert to protect me from myself using the correct bathroom by mistake like fuck that.
>had another dream about my ex gf last night>even though we've been broken up for longer than we dated (3 months)>dream that I told her I got another job instead of going back to college and she cried and told me she'd really liked me and so she was glad we could finally be together
>>34388498In any debate about what men should and should not be, should or shouldn't do.
>>34388501aight catch you at the debate>>34388500>she cried and told me she'd really liked me and so she was glad we could finally be togetherat least you had a positive dream about your ex cuh
>>34388484You will be handled and packaged and you will like it.
>>34388504>at least you had a positive dream about your ex cuhI think it fucked me up inside because she was so warm and passionate at the beginning then she got cold and distant and never really explained it fully when she left me. And now even though I have another girlfriend i still think about her. I miss her and want to text her all the time but it's beta and cucked so I don't.
>>34388511>even though I have another girlfriendfocus on your current gf bruh...>she was so warm and passionate at the beginning then she got cold and distant and never really explained it fullysame here but was prolly cause I'm an alcoholic loser desu
>>34388393Stealing from Space Ghost is a sin
>>34388514>Stealing from Space Ghostit's just a maymay
Cake and Cunnilingus Day is coming up. Femanons, what type of cake is your favorite?
Making a funny post and not getting any (you)s is just as bad as getting ghosted.
Does every girl have a guy that they message like left?
>>34388524these huzz are mad
Reminder that "avoidant attatchment" isn't real, they just dont like you.
>>34388527>"avoidant attatchment" isn't realit is very real lol, what are you on aboutsome of us are just not good enough or fully realised to burden another person with our existence
>>34388527True.Also, avoidants are the opposite of attached.
>>34388360I'm on a multi-step plan to slowly get to that point. Recently I've been stuck at an earlier step, though.
My dick drop like a hammer
>>34388529Maybe it's real, but it's very rare. Most people label someone as avoidant as a way to cope with the person they like not being interested
>>34388527>>34388530For a long time I thought avoidant attachment meant what I do, where I avoid everyone but then when someone shows me even a single shred of affection I get extremely attached.
Might just go back to bed...
>see weird comment under a video>check profile>see pic related in bioI HOPE this is a catfish or a detective trying to catch childfuckers, because if not then WHATTTT THEEEE FUCKKKK IS THIS GEN DOINGGGG
>>34388535Isn’t that what it is
>>34388539Nta no it means you are horrific at communication, which is the most important part of a relationship.What >>34388535 described is basically an introvert.
>>34388534NtaHe's avoidant and he doesn't like me
>>34388542Horrific how
>>34388534>it's very rare.I don't think it's that rare tbqh. some of us just have issues and avoid people because we don't want to burden them with out problems and waste their time.e.g. one of my crushes wants me to ask her out, I really like her but what's the point if I'm a loser NEET lol. I would rather do drugs desu and be on a madness.
Oh no, I found her old Tumblr account
>>34388538What does it mean
>>34388551Get out if there man
>>34388546I am not sure what else you need explained. Not communicating your needs, your feelings, your desires, your issues etc. and just assuming the other person must know or doesn't care anyway.A relationship with an avoidant is a constant struggle most days.
>>34388529You should let people you like decide for themselves whether they'd like to be burdened with your existence or not.
>>34388524Why is she fucking with him by texting him 'good morning' every day?
>>34388551Get out of there
>>34388495Why be jealous of white girls when you're more desired by both men and lesbians on dating apps?
>>34388551Post screencaps.
Women really be putting on yoga pants and going to the gym just to take instagram photos on a treadmill and then leave lmao. Five sets of attention whoring.
>>34388559I hate being avoidant
>>34388551lol I was nice and didn't look for hers. I did preemptively scrub through mine and delete a couple of posts
>>34388569Idk ask them
>>34388578You're going to hate me for saying this, but I consider it a choice to act avoidant.Not the feeling part, but acting on it.
>>34388560>decide for themselvesI would be wasting her time lol, I am a waste of space, and beholden to the whims of my mother
>>34388572The funniest foids are the fatties with all the gym gear.
>>34388572For me, it's the women who take up a ridiculous amount of equipment for 30+ minutes just to do 3-5 sets of hip thrusts.
Go back to bed. There is nothing to see in the cringe tumblr.
>>34388556>>34388564It's not that bad, she just seems like the typical mid 2010s college girl and I already knew that.>>34388589Too late, I'm reading it all.
>>34388583I agree but I wonder why mine feels so outside of me. I don’t know why I pull away when I’m desperate for connection
>>34388551I once came across her old real life art exhibition piece via a google search.
>>34388591It’s just shitposts. Begone
>>34388512Things can't work out with my current girl cause I already lied to her about things she said were deal breakers (politics). I just lie to get laid because I am scum.
>>34388597Oh, it’s not me after all. I can sleep easy tonight.
>>34388603oh well at least you have self awareness lol. why didn't you just go for fwb though if you knew you weren't compatible?
>>34388597>real life art exhibition pieceHow embarrassing was it? Like, just a group of people acting something out in public, or her standing nude at a street corner?
Hasan Piker could make every femanon ITT squirt
>>34388603>I already lied to her about things she said were deal breakers (politics)Ladies, beware of stealth chuds.
>>34388596I can be rather extroverted and am very direct in communicating my feelings, so I don't fully get you people either.You can't force people to be different, so I just move on when I notice somebody doesn't put in the energy I do. Whether that is because they are avoidant or just isn't interested doesn't matter in the end.
>>34388605I'm not that anon, there's a very real possibility I'm scanning your Tumblr right now.
>>34388610She just showed her art off. At an art exhibition. She's not an exhibitionist...>>34388605I am not the OP, in case you think that.
>>34388596>I don’t know why I pull away when I’m desperate for connectionGetting close to people can be scary. You have to make yourself vulnerable, and that means you could possibly hurt or be hurt.>One cold winter's day, a number of porcupines huddled together quite closely in order through their mutual warmth to prevent themselves from being frozen.>But they soon felt the effect of their quills on one another, which made them again move apart.>Now when the need for warmth once more brought them together, the drawback of the quills was repeated so that they were tossed between two evils, until they had discovered the proper distance from which they could best tolerate one another.>Thus the need for society which springs from the emptiness and monotony of men's lives, drives them together; but their many unpleasant and repulsive qualities and insufferable drawbacks once more drive them apart.>The mean distance which they finally discover, and which enables them to endure being together, is politeness and good manners.>Whoever does not keep to this, is told in England to ‘keep his distance’.>By virtue thereof, it is true that the need for mutual warmth will be only imperfectly satisfied, but on the other hand, the prick of the quills will not be felt.>Yet whoever has a great deal of internal warmth of his own will prefer to keep away from society in order to avoid giving or receiving trouble or annoyance.Really important line there. Just because you pull away doesn't mean you have nothing to give.
Why are autistic girls always sluts?
>>34388620they're not always in my exp having autist friends...
>>34388620You would be one too, if you could.
>>34388611Why are you thinking about Hasan's Piker bro
>>34388619>Edgehog's dilemmaCONGRATURATIONS
>>34388560I'm still helping my mom with some bs else I'd be out drinking rn lol. But seriously I'm sure she'll meet someone else cool and have a good time with them. She's only like 20 and I'm almost 28 so she doesn't realise how much of a loser I am for my age. And my other friend is also like only mid-20s. I'm happy to hang with her as friends when I have money but a date would be a waste of time, she deserves much better
>>34388614I wish I was extroverted. I feel really awful every time I can’t formulate what I want to say What makes you notice someone is avoidant?
>>34388628quit spamming already p
>>34388631ffffff ok time to do brawl stars quests and finish this stuff for mamany voca reqs while out tho lmk lelz
>>34388627misato was my first waifu and now i'm older than her
I feel so stupid every day at work. It’s like I’m getting worse at my job the more I do it.
>>34388635fuck off
>>34388639wtf rude>>34388637ah as long as you're not fired or getting disciplined, just keep at it>>34388636>Misato Katsuragi from Neon Genesis Evangelion is 29 years olddamn yh I'm 1yr away also...
Femanons, bush status?
Women who know how to edge you without making you cum until the point that you're a sobbing whiny mess are the real MVPs. It takes a lot of skill, control, and precision.
>>34388637Maybe you're getting older.
>>34388646And a lot of experience.
>>34388629I just gave you a few examples in the previous posts.I'm starting to wonder if you ask me this so you can feel worse about yourself. That's something I noticed too with avoidants, they a lot to wallow in pity and misery when it's not really necessary. Let alone productive.
>>34388645Waiting for spring cleanup. Too crampy meow
>>34388652>they a lot tothey want to
If you're an elder millennial and you like the cello you might like this. Otherwise ignore this post.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYf595EJAc4
>>34388524nah, I'm not texting anyone
>>34388627I wanted to just post the scene from that episode, but I spent enough time wading through video essays about the scene I was looking for that I just went to the source.>>34388636Same, but now I get to self-insert even harder as this guy
>>34388646Not really... it's pretty easy to tell when someone's about to cum and then slow down for a moment.
>>34388657>elder millennialWhat age is that even supposed to be?
I'm proud of you
>>34388657nostalgic
Am I still avoidant if I did get into a relationship and liked it but got dumped right when I started to feel safe comfortable, did that just reinforce any negative behaviors in me
single togansWe're now a third through 2026. How are your dating prospects looking? Is this the year?
>>34388661nta but millenials are 81 to 96, so I'd say born before 88 is elder millenial territory
>>34388666My current leads are a girl who lives far away from me and a girl who lives even further away from me
>>34388665It probably did make you a bit more avoidant by the sounds of it. Might be more accurate to say that you have some avoidant tendencies than to say you just are avoidant.
full moon in two days, anyone got any ritual ideas?
>>34388661Closer to gen x than to gen z.
>>34388666I don't leave my house, Satan.
>>34388666Shut up, Satan.
>>34388673What a retard life. I have these tendencies but hate them. If I’m going to be avoidant why can’t I at least enjoy it?
>>34388674let's make a bonfire and take turns dancing and casting incantations
>>34388666The same as in 2016 and before?
>>34388666We're one quarter of the way through the year, dumbass.
>>34388672Why are you dating girls far away from you
>>34388675:|>>34388670Ok then...>>34388657Hey, that's pretty good!
>>34388674I'm going to take a cute femanon on a date to watch the full moon come up over the horizon!
>>34388682why take turns instead of doing it simultaneously and you got any specific incantations in mind?
>>34388674Sex.
>>34388688you could bring some cum and smear it on her when she doesn't notice to do a love spell
>>34388691yeah, it's powerful but so basic
>>34388674You mean it’s also April fools?
>>34388696uh huh
>>34388687>Hey, that's pretty good!Right?
>>34388680lol>If I’m going to be avoidant why can’t I at least enjoy it?Maaaaaybe you could enjoy it with company once you and he are able to push past the initial prickliness
>>34388686Because I'm fundamentally incompatible with the girls who live close to me.
>>34388666>How are your dating prospects looking?nonexistent>Is this the year?it's the year for technohttps://voca.ro/1ayEL1TdCz4i
>>34388674I just go out there and stand in the moonlight for a bit so I can refill my magic meter.
>>34388666The korean exchange student is def a no-go but she gave me a foot fetishMy friend's ex was being extra flirty around me last weekend, but I don't know if I'm ready for that level of drama in my lifeI think a girl at church has a crush on me (she sits at my table, giggles at literally anything I say, and has tried to touch my arms) but she's underage and I don't wanna think about that too much. I'm friends with her older brother.Then there's >>34388437 but I think we're so deep in each other's friendzones talking about the people we like/liked that I don't think that's an optionThere's a cute latina I know who's pretty religious and in engineering. She asked me to pray for her one time. Maybe I should ask her out.What's the saying? "Water, water, everywhere, nor any drop to drink."
>>34388690you can read the spells and yeah let's dance together desu
>>34388708based
>>34388666MMight be the year.I'm kinda in a similar boat as another anon in that I don't want to date anybody who lives near me right now, though.I'm moving later this summer.
>forklift drives by very fast>the girl I'm walking with gets scared and jumps into me>I hold her by her forearm for a few secondsshe felt so soft :3
>>34388665You like checking out mid conversation?Negative experiences can reinforce negative behaviour.
>>34388711alright, deal
>>34388702I’m not prickly
>>34388717I didn't really mean to imply as much; that was in reference to my post that describes porcupines but shows hedgehogs
>>34388714She wasn't scared, she was just horny from seeing that forklift certified chad.
>>34388719Whatever I do is worse,
>>34388611You say that like everybody doesn't already know that women love Hasan Piker.This would only be interesting if you were like>all women secretly want Clavicular and would squirt if he touched themExcept we know that isn't true, and all those manosphere style influencers appeal almost exclusively to men and not women.
>>34388716dealio <3>>34388657this is incredible lol
>>34388666I haven't been on a date since 2022.
>>34388723Probably not. I think you underestimate how much patience a lot of men have for this.We aren't all the guy who dumped you
>>34388639should I go out on a walk lol or stay in (we could do w more loo rolls)any voca reqs or we just chillin
>>34388715How can it be possible to have a fundamental aspect of my personality be something I despise and only feel pain from
>Write off Demon Slayer as normie's first Shonen>finally watch it>It's actually amazingWell that gives me a reason to keep going at least
>>34388666You can't count anonBad
I have a date with the career advisor this week. Should I bring her flowers?
>>34388744On average, the first time a man receives flowers is at his funeral.
>>34388742>writing off shit that's popular because it's popularI see that /a/ is still /a/ and /a/ posters are still posting there
>>34388732I don’t think men have any patience for this. Men like to go fast and it’s cute sometimes but it makes me instantly pull away. And they take that as rejection. Hes the only guy who didn’t and just kept pushing
>>34388746>anon watches too much short form content
>>34388735Mental illnesses work similarly, no? Like a severely depressed person sees everything through that lens.Maybe you can find the root cause and change, kind of like people do in therapy. But I doubt it's easy. You'll probably habe to work towards specific goals and when you are feeling avoidant, ask yourself what positive thing could come from not acting that way.
I’m really the biggest retard in all the land
What’s your opinion of women on social media who constantly post with with their husband and 1 year old? Like their entire identity seems to be traveling and being a mom. Kid’s not even old enough to experience anything, and she’s posting all these “___’s first ___!”I don’t know if this is normal behavior that I should be like “Good for them.” Or if I should feel annoyed, and bad for the kid.
>>34388750I'm definitely guilty of this and definitely twisted a girl's arm into rejecting me not too long ago. I was going too fast.I'm trying to push it myself but probably not as brazenly as that guy did, or I'm maybe just barking up the wrong tree entirely.Anyways, that guy you dated clearly had patience for it. I'm talking to a similar woman and have the patience for it but maybe a little less confidence. That makes at least two; there are surely more of us.
>>34388750>makes me instantly pull away>And they take that as rejection.Isn't it?Sorry, I'm not quite following what you're talking about.
>>34388759I don't tend to notice or care all that much. Why feel anything?
>>34388759I think a woman's entire personality revolving around her newborn child is cute and I don't really care if she wants to post about the kid all the time. There are way worse things she could be obsessed with.
>>34388759I swipe past them asap.It's clearly a horrible thing to tell strangers about where your kids are and what they do when. Actually inviting in pedoshits that way.
>woman's entire personality revolving around her newborn childThis seems as it should be.
>>34388759There is no bigger red flag than someone who posts lots of pics of their kids online
>>34388757I have been trying to dig at this for so long. It’s really scary and discouraging and I’m worried I need meds but I hope I don’t continue to fumble every time I get a chance. >>34388761I already have so few chances though. I can’t keep hoping someone is fine with being mistreated >>34388764It is, you’re right. But then when they stop talking to me I feel horrible and guilty regardless of if I had feelings for them or not.
>>34388764I get what she's saying, I think. She doesn't want it to come across as a rejection but feels the need to pull away because she gets overwhelmed.
>>34388759I think it’s messed up to use your kid for likes and clicks
>>34388767NtaRight? I tend to ignore content with kids but when I see something like a toddler eating a hot dog it's like, as a parent they have to be aware of the issue but apparently the ad revenue matters more.
>>34388750>Men like to go fast and it’s cute sometimes but it makes me instantly pull away. And they take that as rejectionI can flip the genders round with my experience dating women lolI think normies in general just like to move fast and get offended if you don't
>>34388750>Men like to go fastIn what way?>it makes me instantly pull awayHow do you react?Depending on what you do when "pulling away", it definitely can be rejection. No need to make it prettier than it is.>>34388775>she gets overwhelmed.And avoidants usually don't communicate this at all.Which is exactly why it's so hurtful to be on the receiving end. Or lack of receiving, for that matter.>>34388774Maybe you need professional help.>meds>hopeYou should work on a concrete plan of sorts, if you really want to change. So far, hoping wasn't enough, from what you make it sound like.
I just finally resolved a mistake I made at work months ago so now I get to go to heaven again
>>34388774>I already have so few chances though.I'm not totally convinced. You can keep a conversation going really easily here and I assume elsewhere.>I can’t keep hoping someone is fine with being mistreatedYou can't, but I think you might be blowing this just a little bit out of proportion.There are probably even a lot of men who have been where you are right now and have managed to move past it a bit.
>>34388785I am in therapy if that reassures you
>>34388787What was the mistake? How did you fix it?
>>34388780Please keep yourself out of this discussion, narcshit. Stop poisoning others.
>>34388787Sounds like a very stressful religion but congarts
>>34388792how am I poisoning anyone :/
>>34388792I'm just kinda annoyed tonight cause my mom keeps asking me to do stuff for her which totally threw off my planz but it's not like I have a life anyway...
>>34388791I had spilled gallons and gallons upon gallons of milked. Today I have finally milked enough cows to make up what was lost
>>34388790>reassuresI might sound harsh or even judgmental, but you don't need to justify yourself to me.I wish you all the best however.
Older worker pointing at younger worker:>He's the most Gen Z person I've ever met, he DOES not care.Younger worker:>I don't stress about anything>Nothing is worth stressing aboutIs this true? Is this what Gen Z are like? It's completely opposite from my impression of Gen Z from /atoga/.
>>34387966no on spotify but have a choohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzPeW074slA
I finally got intimate with the girl I've been dating for a month. She let me finger her for a bit and also eat her out but said she wants to wait until marriage until we have sex, even though she isn't a virgin.She told me to only put one finger in her cooter and it seemed very tight.Is she just scared that my pp will split her in two, or is there something else going on?
>>34388806I mean that is the stereotype but no a lot of Gen Z's are more serious and anxious etc. Bro was just a nonchalant zoomer but def not the majority in my exp.
>>34388800So basically, the cows had to work overtime to produce more milk to cover for what you lost?
>>34388806At work it isThey know they don't get paid enough to care
>>34388815Yes but imagine I am all the cows and also myself
>>34388816a zoomie colleague once told me "minimum wage, minimum effort", and this is an adage I've not personally been able to adhere to but admire nonetheless
>>34388817Are you taking applications at this time
>>34388806>my impression of Gen Z from /atoga/.You mean all the hikineets? lol
>>34388806MIn my experience yeah. At uni too they would say "I'm going to lock in" and do the bare minimum
>>34388817>imagine I am all the cowsI've lost track if this metaphor.
>>34388666Not over my ex. Disillusioned with the women in my cunt.
>>34388789It’s not a matter of conversation, you need a bit more to form a relationship I’m not. It’s my life and I know how much it’s affected me >>34388804I want to know what you would prefer for an avoidant person to do? Genuinely, what would be a proper opposite action? Because sometimes I feel like I would sound crazy if I started explaining myself when there’s no reason to go deep into my mental issues, especially in a very fresh/talking stage
>>34388824Sorry, this place is the only where I interact with or observe zoomers for any length of time.
>>34388829I wouldn't know who Clavicular was if I didn't read these goofy threads.
>>34388825>"I'm going to lock in"What does this zoomerspeak mean then?
>>34388750>>34388774Do you clearly communicate that you're interested but they're just going too fast? If you want a lasting relationship with a guy to work, you're eventually going to have to tell him you're the kind of person who just needs space sometimes, but that it's nothing against him. I don't think you'll upset anyone by saying that, and if it does upset him or he can't respect your boundaries, then it wasn't going to work out anyway. Obviously it's not easy to open up like that as an avoidant, but in the long run it'll probably help you avoid more pain.
>>34388821You want me to milk you?
>>34388825>"I'm going to lock in" and do the bare minimumlmfao
>>34388832Who?
>>34388813probably just the wanting to wait thing. if me and my bf have even a one week break of no sex, it's actually hard to get it in, but obviously as someone who isn't currently a virgin it never scares me and doubt it would be the same for anyone who isn't virgin lol
>>34388819Oh I'm fully on board with that one. I worked at a grocery store minimum wage jobs can get fucked. There's just no way customer service should be minimum wage now like sure it's unskilled but we give other people a bonus for dealing with nasty or hazardous materials lol.
>>34388834It’s only in situations where I don’t know if I’m interested in yet. When I have actually been interested, and expressed it, the guy would just pull away instead, lol. But then when it is someone who is interested before I am, I get so suspicious. And I don’t really crave “space” like I hate being alone. I guess I don’t like the pressure or having to make a decision of if I want to let him keep perusing me or not
>>34388828>It’s not a matter of conversation, you need a bit more to form a relationship>I’m not. It’s my life and I know how much it’s affected meTrue, true.>Because sometimes I feel like I would sound crazy if I started explaining myself when there’s no reason to go deep into my mental issues, especially in a very fresh/talking stageIf you can tell the guy's interested, I really don't see any harm in it. Everybody has issues.
>>34388828>I want to know what you would prefer for an avoidant person to do?I don't think they should be in romantic relationships. Unless it's another avoidant. But then that might come with a different set of problems.Friendships yes, depending on the dynamic.>sometimes I feel like I would sound crazyIf they care about you, they won't be weirded out.Early on when getting to know somebody, you probably have to force yourself somewhat to just stay in contact regularly and be proactive. Suggest things to do together. Then you can open up about your deeper issues if you feel the established connection is worth it.>>34388842>I really don't see any harm in it.Because you have probably not been on the receiving end. Or have been disappointed in herself the way she is.She is not a kid anymore and clearly past the "just give it a try" stage.
>>34388835
>>34388848>Because you have probably not been on the receiving end.I have, actually.>Or have been disappointed in herself the way she is.Honestly, no.
>>34388833Grinding hard, but if you see it in action you will be a bit confused
>>34388850Eyo pause
>>34388841NtaSounds like you are manipulating yourself into failure no matter what they do.
Women, would you live in a all-women world?
I know a woman who went to jail for slashing her girlfriend's throat with a pair of scissors and is now engaged to said womanWtf is wrong with your gender?
>>34388854I need to be milked soon bro this lady's hands are getting tired. I Am Engorged Help Me Bro
>>34388841>I guess I don’t like the pressure or having to make a decision of if I want to let him keep perusing me or notYou're worried you'll waste the guy's time?
>>34388858I guess.We'd probably need smaller curbside trash cans but I think we'd manage somehow until everyone gets too old.
I literally cried last night over how ugly I am. I look like fucking projared, but worse.There is literally 0 chance I will ever be loved. I just want to die already
>>34388871thats so cringe
Can one of you guys catcall my mom? It would probably make her day
>>34388878Is she hot? I’m not a great actorAlso does she live along my commute home from work
>>34388857Except for that one time I did manage to get into a relationship
>>34388883Beware: Slippery slope!
>>34388867Yea I guess
>>34388884Into what
>>34388871You’re a white boy with blue eyes? How is that a problem?
>>34388893A relationship, I was trying to make a joke, sorry!
I think this is rocd, not avoidance
i've never used telegram and don't really know what it is, something similar to whatsapp? can i use it to get online (or possibly irl) friends? i have such a hard time trying to get friends irl since it feels like you gotta have friends to make friends. and i have none. so i've tried discord too, but haven't had luck with getting friends on discord either bc every server it's the same few people talking to each and not being receptive if you try to jump in and join the convo.
oil slick on my forehead. Jesus
>>34388891Stop worrying nerd
>>34388878>Can one of you guys catcall my mom?yeah deffos where she @>>34388871bro is not even that uggers at all, just a dork>>34388896>white boy with blue eyes? How is that a problemnta but our personality is>>34388840>just no way customer service should be minimum wageehh idk. it depends on the job desu. minimum wage here almost £13/hr is pretty good desu. I made a lot of effort in my jobs but I was sleep deprived and hungover half the time lol. minimum wage minimum effort.....
>>34388901Quite possimbly
>>34388911No
>>34388916No it’s both I regretted it as soon as I posted that
>>34388917>>34388918Does someone else trying to help you calm down freak you out?
>>34388896Only helps if you're Germanic or Nordic. As a Slav I'm subhuman >>34388912I got a big nose and creepy shitty smile. I'm like an irl Gru
>>34388919I don’t know I don’t really freak out much in real life
>>34388920How do we get them to check out even faster?
>>34388903Google it.
>>34388925Would hug if could
>>34388930Why would that help
>>34388935Well sheeit I guess it wouldn’t
GenderWhat makes life worth living?
*deep breath in**le sigh*Yeah, these niggas retarded.
>>34388944I’m niggas
>>34388941MPlenty of things. Fresh air, birdsong, good food, camaraderie
>>34388941MStopping sucks.
>>34388921Idk some gals into the gru thing lol...One of my old friends knitted me a gru scarf when I went as gru for Halloween lmao
I have no fortune but I still want a wife
>>34388841If you're going on casual dates, there must be some interest, no?>When I have actually been interested, and expressed it, the guy would just pull away insteadSounds like a separate problem - like you're afraid that because you've been shunned for opening up in the past, that it's going to happen again. Unfortunately all you can do is keep pushing through until you find the right person.>I guess I don’t like the pressure or having to make a decision of if I want to let him keep perusing me or notFrom a guy's perspective: the usual advice when a girl doesn't give you a straight "yes" is that she's not interested and you need to move on. If you don't make that decision, he's going to make that decision for you and move on.I can't speak for every guy, but "interested" doesn't have to mean "I want to marry you," it can just mean "I want to know you better." Again, if you're going on casual dates, you must be at least somewhat interested. If you want to go on a few more casual dates to see if we're compatible I'm fine with that too, and I won't be offended or think you strung me along if you clearly communicated that you needed more more time to decide. And if we go on more dates and I ask for commitment and it's still too fast for you, then we're clearly on different pages and not compatible. But all of that starts with more clear communication. I'd rather end up with someone who likes me instead of someone who's just putting up with me, but I'd also rather not miss out on someone I think is perfect for me because I misinterpreted her wanting me to slow things down as a rejection.
>>34388955RealWishing you waifu luck>>34388758We're all dumb here... don't be ashamedI got reeled into playing Magic with the nerdy huzz rn, and I have no idea what I'm doing lol, I think they're actually getting irritated with me
Someone teach me how to play MagicExpelliarmus!!Land... mana el mano... nah I honestly have no idea how this game works.Was it the butler in the pantry with a candlestick? Go long!!K I might get kicked out of this game lol
If the April Fools joke sucks again this year then I’m going to kill myself
>>34388968Is 4chan worth that reaction?
>>34388968I hope it's something fun like the emojis and not something that literally makes the site unusable
>>34388960Thank you
>>34388944I’m yeah
>>34388972No problem. Good luck, anon!
>>34387390Here lies modern conservativism.>Yikes, imagine if the roles were reversed!
>>34388968What was last year? That thing where they forced you to post with an email with a 30 minute CD if you didn't give them your info?
>>34388930for once in your life dont be a creep
>>34388960>I can't speak for every guy, but "interested" doesn't have to mean "I want to marry you,"Lmao
Is it working?
Moids, what exactly causes you to cheat on a loving supportive wife that is raising your kid(s)?
>>34388995I didn't proofread but the>I can't speak for every guyshould have been two sentences later
I was lowkey a dick to women in high school. I remember this girl had a crush on me and I promised I would sit with her for a school event, and some dudes were like "hey anon, come sit with us!" and I just straight up ditched her right there.
The new dating reqs just dropped! How realistic do you think these are?
>>34389003Can we skip to when baitposting is considered a dead meme
>>34389001Now you are cursed for life
>>34388999I would literally never do that, but she picked the ones who do.
This will literally never happen to me.What's the point if life?https://youtube.com/watch?v=oLbK0VxsNWs
>>34389003Man, I'm starting to feel fucking old and unaccomplished. 26 year olds are out there with 3 kids already, I'm the same age and haven't even had one gf, I couldn't even begin to imagine being ready for a kid
>>34388941FHaven't figured it out yet it's just an inconvenient time to kill myself I'll wait until next winter gets going.>>34388996It's not convincing but it is compelling
Had my milk and my oreos.
Men, we need you to start making the first move again, ok? #metoo has been over for a few years now so you literally have no excuse to not be a man and show some passion and initiative. Ok?
>>34389016>Haven't figured it out yet it's just an inconvenient timeWhy what have you got going on? (please don't kill yourself)
>>34389003If this is a "this is what I need in order for being in a relationship to be better than being single" thing it's fine so long as she's not expecting to find it.I don't think I could bring myself to date as a single mom. Inviting a man I don't know that well to spend time around my kids just feels like waiting for something bad to happen.
A few days into taking ADHD medication. I didn't realise how good this would be.
>>34388941MI just really like watching sunrises and sunsets
>>34389023It would be rude to do it so soon before my sister's wedding(Don't worry about it you don't know me you'll never know and it'll never effect you)
>>34389020I actually did ask out a girl for the first time recently. Got rejected. I expect it'll be a while before I meet anyone as good as her again.
>>34388941Nothing that I currently have
>>34389031We are talking about making moves on dates. The dates are happening and men are just sitting there looking dumb like they don't know anything.
>>34389031Why do men ever think women are good?
>>34389003I simply don't believe that this is serious. This woman is clearly baiting.
>>34389030Something about the idea of committing suicide politely seems morbidly funny to me.
>>34389035Well I've not got that far.Seems fair for the girl to do that after the guy has asked her out though. Can't expect me to do everything.
>>34389027What did you get?I haven't gotten my own prescription yet so the amount of Adderall I took was too much but it definitely did something. I worked on my Halloween costume for 14 hours.When I tried vyvanse I cried when my mom asked me what I wanted for my birthday because I didn't know.
Women, would participate in a lesbian orgy?
>>34389036Because sometimes we touch their dicksThat seems to really be all it takes for a lot of you>>34389053That does not sound fun to me regardless of the ratio of genitals present
>>34389031>as good as her again.Bro you didn't even know her
Do women just want men so they would give a shit about them and say nice things to them?
>>34389048>Adderall I took was too much but it definitely did something. I worked on my Halloween costume for 14 hours.Damn maybe I should get a script
>>34389048Methylphenidate Hydrochloride. Its so nice been able to stick to one thing. Actually managed to read without constantly distracted for the first time in ages.When I got the diagnosis I was a little concerned they were just telling me what they thought I wanted to hear, but the drugs really are doing something.
>>34388999Chad is so based for making women suffer like this
>>34389053>pic relShe turned up to an orgy with too many atoga males lol
>>34389056Fine, I'll reword it as "someone as appealing as her" then. Are you happy now?
>>34389035Just climb on top of him, kiss him, or take your shirt off. He'll take charge they just need a clearly consenting instigation from you. I've come to prefer men who wait for me to make it clear what I want instead of getting all hansdy while I'm still trying to finish smoking or something.
Should I get a badass giant back tattoo like those Yakuza members have (or a more Westernized version with Norse Gods)?
>>34389063Plenty of fish, NIGGA. Don't be superficial. Or do I don't really care.
Women are you upset?
>>34389059Ahh Ritalin. They put my brother on that when he was like 6 but he's just autistic not ADHD and he got really skinny so my mom nipped that in the bud real quick.I'm really really glad it's working for you and this is your reminder to eat something please!>>34389058Worth a shot right? It's next on my list of things to do after getting my license again. So fucking dumb that if you forget to renew it you have to retest but if you remember to renew it you never do.
>>34389070Its not just superficial, she is a delightful person to talk to.
>>34387402I read a thing somewhere that moids have worse immunity over all than women in the first place. But still there is not as much empathy for period pains and struggles so right back at ya. You're weak. If we both had empathy the world could be better, but it's not and it probably won't.
>>34389075If anything the lack of appetite is an extra benefit. I should lose a few stone.
>>34389081>stoneDo Brits really use this shit
Weather is warm today
>>34389076Isn’t that also superficial?
Men, what do you find pretty in women? What ways can I still be pretty as a tomboy who feels uncomfortable wearing makeup or girly clothes? I think I asked this yesterday but someone told me to shut the fuck up and I got a bit sad like damn just asking a question.
>>34389078How am I supposed to have empathy for period pains when I have no idea what it's like? If I have no experience to compare it to, then I am unable to empathise. That's how the mind worksSympathy, sure. If you say it's sore, and it must be, then yeah. But empathy requires me to understand, which I biologically cannot
I'm sad that the winter is going. I hate summer.
>>34389083Sadly yes. I'd prefer to use kilograms, but I've come to accept that everyone looks at me weird if I don't use stones for weight of people.
State genderApril 2nd is only a few days away! What are you doing to celebrate?
>>34389085If that's superficial, what would be a not superficial reason to like somebody? Her being a perfect bone marrow donor match?
>>34389086Shit the fuck up and stop fishing for attention
>>34389085If enjoying someone's company is superficial, then I don't understand what the problem is.
I had sex this morning. It was my fourth time having sex with this girl this month, and the sixth time I've cum in her. Women, why don't I feel fulfilled?
>>34389086Idk women are cuteEven the tomboys 2bh
>>34389076How long did you talk to her
>>34389086The face, obviously. But you have to have a pretty face to be pretty, which isn't always the caseHair is nice tooWaist, ass, legs, nice shapely figureAnd personality and demeanor/disposition is important but mean's tastes varies with that
>>34389090Summer will come, and where will I hide?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk8DdihnlNs
>>34389086Tomboys look pretty easily. Just don't do that half shaved head thing and you'll be fine.
>>34389086>What ways can I still be pretty as a tomboy who feels uncomfortable wearing makeup or girly clothes?Have a nice face and a toned body. A girl who's naturally pretty and doesn't wear makeup is the moid dream.
>>34388996NAG and I don't even want kids but omg they are precious ;_____;>>34389011>I travelled to China aloneStopped reading there desu, why would you want to do that>>34389020>we need you to start making the first move again, okI am der loser >>34389027Godspeed anon, hope it works well for youDidn't help me at all lol but everyone is diff
>>34389090Fuck you. Summer is the best. People used to die during the winter.
>>34389100Hard to say a number, several decent length conversations over a couple of months.
>>34389090>I'm sad that the winter is going.I felt like this last year, but this winter has been so shit that good riddance.
WomenWhy have you no empathy for men when they get hit in the balls? Explain yourselves
>>34389109>couple of months.Sigh
>>34388989I’ll give it a try
>>34389112What's the problem?
>>34389108Well it ain't the 15th century anymore>>34389110Too damn hot fuck all that
>>34389093Unironically yes. I’m looking for someone with O negative blood
>>34389117>Too damn hot fuck all thatYou should come up here.
>tfw the huzz talking about their sexual escapades>me just sitting awkwardly with a beer likeAnyway does anyone wanna do skribbl or puzzle in a bit, or cytube
>>34389098You don’t love her
>>34389119Up where dude I'm already pretty far north
>>34389090I used to agree, but then circumstances changed. My toddler hates long pants and sweaters and such, so getting her dressed in the morning has been a huge pain for the cold months. It's so much nicer to just put her in shorts and skirts and t-shirts.
>>34389108>People used to die during the winterUsed to? Tons of homeless still die every winter lol
God will never be able to answer for, or pay me back for not giving me a life where I get to have frequent sex with a hot cosplay girl.
>>34389115Too short to know anything
>>34389122Clearly not far enough.
>>34389121Yes I do.
>>34389124>tons of homeless die every winter>lol
Why do asians look so odd compared to me?
>>34389081This is definitely a stupid question but do you have a visualization of what size a 14 pound 1 stone real stone/rock actually is or do you just call it that and don't think about it further?
>>34389132Ok bro
>>34389086If your figure is good it shows through most outfits. Jeans and trousers are good if you have booty. >how do I know if my figure is good?Measure your waist, then your hips, if your hips are like 30% bigger or more, your figure is good.Most men like longer, washed hair. You could also wear cute shorts like you are about to hike. This "feminine essence" thing you think you lack, men can't see that if you wear "feminine" clothing. Men just think "cute girl, awooga". So you might feel a certain way internally but if anything men think your shy (that's how it comes across to us) body language is cute or interesting. Fake it till you make it.
>>34389134You can’t just say that anon…
>>34389128Oh my pagan gods is that a WHITE WOMAN
What do femanons even do as hobbies?
>>34388941The challenge of trying to figure out how to do it.
>>34389086I think that you should get to the root of why it makes you uncomfortable before you write off girly stuff completely
>>34388999Nothing, you should marry me to prove it to you
>>34389146Guess
>>34389146What do maleanons even do as hobbies?
>>34389141Oh ok
>>34389151Women are my hobby
>>34389127How long is long enough?
>>34389151I've picked up crocheting
>>34389150Idk, drawing or some shit>>34389151GardeningCan play a few musical instrumentsWildfowlingFishingStargazingCamping (usually involves fishing or wildfowling depending on the season)VidyaSo you gonna tell me what hobbies you have now?
>>34389150Watching porn? Making porn?
>>34389151I am a collector of dirty panties
Femanons, which position do guys cum the fastest in?
>>34389151I like to read, write, draw, sing, build model kits, play video games, watch movies, go on walks and drives
Watching “Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated”
>>34389151I don't really have any hobbies but always on the techno (recording some trax now)>>34389161based lol, best serie in the franchise imo
>>34389153>Women are my hobbylol based garfielf
>>34389162>always on the techno (recording some trax now)How is that not a hobby?
So this >>34389146 just isn't getting answered thenOkKinda sucks but whatever
>>34389161That reminds me that I have to finish my pitch for a gritty reboot of Scooby Doo, where Scooby used be abused and forced to fight in dogfighting arenas before being adopted by Shaggy, who uses weed to cope with his own trauma.
>>34389015I'm 26 and single, and the fact that there are still years until I will realistically have kids is pissing me off lol.
>>34389127Jesus Christ, when can I ask someone out according to you?
Does shitposting on atoga count as a hobby?
>>34389165>How is that not a hobbyI mean it is I guess but I feel like it's more something I do to keep me sane, than a proper hobbyused to be a club DJ but that was years ago
>>34389168I don't really like that
WOMENCan you cook? Be honest...
>>34389136Its just he name of the unit, no one thinks about it in terms of actual rocks.
>>34389168>Shaggy, who uses weed to cope with his own traumaIsn't that just regular Scooby Doo?
>>34389172No, not really
>>34389168I’m gonna be real anon I don’t think this has legs for much more than a Robot Chicken sketch
>>34389175Yeah, pretty well I think.
>>34389173>something I do to keep me saneIsn't that why everybody do their hobbies?
>>34389170NtaYou can ask someone out but don't be like boohoo she was the onnnne
>>34389177bro was just a beatnik lolI watched both of the Scooby Doo movies and some other movies with one of the Tinder huzz and slept over at hers a couple of times but didn't make a move, she ghosted me afterwards lol
>>34389159I don't think it makes much difference. Unless it's a quickie, we usually change position at least a couple of times so it's really impossible to tell. Plus other things factor into it way more than position I think
>>34389173>used to be a club DJ but that was years agoAlso, why'd you stop? That if anything seems like you'd be good for.
I'm a guy and I make jam (or jelly in american) as a hobbyI also forageI made sloe jam the last time. Great for cooking with>>34389181BasedDo you make jam?
>>34389178Why not? It's what some of use choose to spend their spare time on.
>>34389150Dance and painting>>34389177Casey Kasem would get pissed whenever people would insist that Shaggy ever smoked weed even once
>>34389187I have not made Jam, no. I don't think I've ever tried to jar anything unless you count making and storing ghee and garlic aioli in jars sometimes.
>>34389190Yeah but I don't consider what i'm doing right now a hobby. I'm wasting time right now
>>34389186>why'd you stopit was just a temp gig from a friend of a friend lol, nothing too serious and then I moved anyway. also when you are playing in a club you have to keep it pretty normie and tight.used to play at the free parties also though and on the pirate radio sometimes. everyone just moved on and my life fell apart so fell out of that scene really.>seems like you'd be good forit wasn't good at all lol bc you get free alcohol as a DJ and that's a recipe for disaster for me. I trainwrecked so many mixes bc I was too drunk.>>34389182I mean I guess so at the end of the day lol. For me it's less a hobby though and more something I just have to do. I wish I was better and had the opportunity to do other things but I don't so just always on the beats.
>>34389193And what, a hobby has to be productive. Fuuck hustle culture!
>>34389166Maybe they’re too afraid to say Being on That Damn Phone
>>34389192You should look into it. It's chill and you can make all sorts of cool jams which last for long if you sterilise the jars correctly and seal them correctly. Especially if you have a garden. If not, there is a lot of wild fruit you can use which is really funYou can make rowan jam. Or billberry jam. Or anything, and you won't ever find that in the shop. You can make a lot of it and give some to people
>>34389175I'm a pretty decent cook and I know how to follow a recipe. I do get a bit anxious when I'm making something new that's more finicky or complex, especially if I'm serving it to other people
I'm gonna send her some funny shit
>>34389191Original Scooby-Doo aired '69-'70. They obviously couldn't air him smoking on screen, but c'mon.
>>34389206He really would get strangely defensive about it
>>34389120Might be up for it in like half an hour If you still are by then lol
>>34389187Not American but jam and jelly are two different things
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
>>34389191>pissed whenever people would insist that Shaggy ever smoked weedthe nigga was literally dressed like a tree lol... bro was buzzed af lol
>>34389204Same, but the first few tries you will usually fuck up and then you eventually get it right and now you have something added to your cooking skills. Knowledge weighs nothing as they say. It's worth the experimentation
>>34389209Am American, and they’re also two different things here as well
Shagy does not smoke weed.
>>34389209Look I don't know what Americans call jam. And I don't care. You know what I mean
>>34389216Fuck off Casey fuckin square>>34389217We call jam “jam”
Women, do you like fuckboys?
Hahahahahahaha! No.
State genderPost a song that makes you think of him/her
>stop drinking and looking at porn>never did drugs in the first place>started running again a few months agoOkay what’s next
>>34389224Up to you
>>34389223MNoI keep it to myself
>>34389212Absolutely. I do try to remind myself that mistakes are part of the process and people are pretty understanding and don't demand absolute perfection from a home cooked meal
>>34389170You just got crab bucketed
>>34389223Not again
>>34389224Eat good foods, do compound lifts.
>>34389053Holy fuck. Her friend thought she was going to get to lez out and instead was forced to take multiple girlcocks?
>>34389224Cut all the bad shit out of your diet. Preferably prep all your own meals, or at least as many as possible.
>>34389223MFuck off, no offense
>>34389151Read, write a few commentaries and thoughts on said books, collect cool frogs, feels, animals and other pics, organizing my cool pics.
>>34389223MYou people will bully me. No
Women, plap.
Zap!
>>34389224>what’s nextNothing. That's why Tyler Durden says that self-improvement is masturbation. If you're not improving for the sake of a specific purpose and goal, then it's largely pointless and you might as well keep doing those things.
Slap
>>34389238Now I wanna hear what song you have in mind that's bullyworthy.
>>34389223Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrgnLufZq-c
>>34389228You use herbs?
>>34389243It’s not so much that. I am hated. Nobody wants to read that shit what I have to say
Women of /atoga/, is there any form of sack (crossbody, messenger bag, fanny pack, cargo pants, etc.) that doesn't immediately evoke "autist" or "douchebag" when you see it on a guy?
Might be losing my mind a bit
All happiness died in 2017
Wonder if guys that like goth girls and girls that like nerdy guys met and up and realized which one is worse than the other?
>>34389247
>>34389248I wear cargo trousers and I don't care what women thinkI love having loads of pockets. I can bring anything with me
>>34389248None of that looks autistic or douchey to me.
>>34389250what happened to it>>34389249what happened to your mindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0fiGE8gM5Y
>>34389253Women are just envious of your pockets.
>>34389186I think my roommates/frens are smashing lol awkward, I just had a speedrun pissgood time for a techno mix tho unless anyone wants to play drawing or puzzl
>>34389256I suspected as much...
>>34389251Okay sourpuss
>>34389250I had the same thought today.
>>34389248Not really
>>34389250Then why am I happy right now in my life?Explain that one
Ouie my back:( and my tummy:(
>>34389223All the men refusing Lol
>>34389255Melted and now it's filling itself with strange ideas
Men, are you ok? How are you so bad at time management? You literally are unable to handle life and make a couple of hours available once a week for a date? How do you ever expect to be in a relationship and settle down and get married and have a family if you aren't prioritizing this? You need to make some time or go see a professional that can help you with your time management.
>>34389266what is happening? ): take caree
>>34389251... What?
>>34389224B social
>>34389251Don't need to meet women to find the answer to that.
>>34389246When a recipe calls for it, yes of course. I'll be making a bearnaise for the first time this weekend so that'll be fresh tarragon and maybe others depending on which recipe I go with. But on a day to day basis, not so much. Usually just salt and pepper, fresh garlic and onions, that sort of thing. I'll bet you grow your own if you're into using herbs
>>34389267I’m demoralized. Maybe another day
>>34389270Back hurty from sitting all day and tummy hurty ate a tad too much. I will be finey thank you:)
>>34389175Yep
>>34389268wow, post some ideas <3>>34389269not really ok and idk adhd and laziness x I always make effort for a gal tho
>>34389223MThe A Team - Ed Sheeran
I'm gonna miss you, femanons...
>>34389269tldr pls
>>34389268Like what
I could use a cold glass of lemonade. Mmmm lemonade. Maybe one day my girlfriend will make lemonade for me.
>>34389276ok godspeed lovely <3 lie down or smth lol
>>34389281troll copypasta spam
I'd like to see a guy who would tell picrel that he 'didn't have time' to go on a date.Sounds like a fat white woman problem.Also, how can white women ever hope to compete with picrel?
>>34389267>Share something personal about yourself>Nobody gives a fuck or knows the song
>>34389161The animated movies are better. They are more adventurous.
>>34389278>wow, post some ideas <3I have to sabotage people to bring them with me to the next universe after we die. If I don't our paths will diverge too far and we won't meet again next time.
>>34389279iktf my ex didn't play this but when she dumped me and I was a janitor and ed sheeran the cunt was playing I was crying ngl
>>34389286tldr? pls
>>34389248fanny pack is cool/non-autistic if it's an event/concert/something like that imo.otherwise if you need an actual bag as a guy and can't just keep stuff in your pockets or just your car it's weird lol
>>34389286Short hair is a bad look on her
>>34389223MLyin' Eyes by Eagles
>>34389294I disagree
>>34389257I'm down
>>34389274Yeah I do. I grow tarragon also> bearnaiseWowThat's fancy. Never done anything like that
>>34389286So sad she will age and lose her youthful looks:/ if only we could stop this disease
>>34389275>I’m demoralized.Why
>>34389287I was making a playlist and wanted ideas :(
>>34389295I belted this one out right after Jim Croce’s Lover’s Cross in the car one day and felt immortal and correct about everything
>>34389294Fine. You're wrong, she can rock literally any hair, but whatever, here you go.
>>34389290Well in my case she preferred to get drunk and spiral out of control with lots of various drugs rather than settle down with me and build a life. I really did try but you can't save someone that won't save themself.
>>34389286Look man pussy is pussy but I'd never want to keep her around. I can't.
I should drink 8 cups of waters right now
How do I prevent cancer?
>>34389223M - She's So Mean - Matchbox 20
>>34389301Too much computer and not enough people. Just feelin shitty
>>34389307Is the day almost up and you haven't hit your quota?
>>34389309Death
>>34389312Theres people in the computer
>>34389286>how can white women ever hope to compete with picrel?By taking the "white" part literally.
>>34389311>matchbox 20holy fucking UNC
>>34389286I could say that, easyI'm racist
>>34389315>>34389312Fake computer people, dead internet, you are the only sentient person and nobody cares about each other here truly.
>>34389319Nta but I'm real
I think an egirl sent me a file that was madeto crash my file browser.I can't look at her nudes folder for longer than a few seconds until it just freezes...or my ssd is dying.
>>34389315True but it’s just words
>>34389322Lmfao Gooner got a virus
>>34389095What's your problem? I'm asking the opposite gender something in the thread for it. I genuinely don't see what's wrong or attention seeking about it.>>34389148I just feel embarrassed wearing girly clothes and makeup. It's not natural for me, and it's really embarrassing showing the world that you put effort into your appearance (outside of basic hygeine like skincare) as someone who is otherwise quite apathetic and doesn't take themselves seriously.
>>34389322Fool
>>34389223MLast to Know by Three Days Grace
Women thoughts on drone strikes?
Do women play mmos more than men? Also do women play solo more?
>>34389248It depends on context I guess. Some jobs you have lug a lot of stuff around, or say if you're riding your bike to or from work or doing errands of course a bag is necessary. As long as everything looks clean and tidy it's fine. If you mean like out on a date or we're out running errands together in the car, then it would seem a little weird to have a bag
>>34389317What's wrong with Matchbox Twenty? I'm late Gen-X, they were a thing for a minute.
>>34389282>>34389289
my head hurts
>>34389316At least alt white women aren't necessarily smug about being some pretty goddess like the brown and black women who happen to be somewhat prettier than all the overweight kweens with fat asses and massive lips
>>34389334nothing wrong with them. they’re quite good.
>>34389332Women don't play video games
Women be like: You didn't reply to my text in 0.2 nanoseconds, I'm angry now but if you reply too quick that means you are a no life loser
>>34389322Zip bombing simps is actually a pretty clever idea. Much better than bombing Iran was, that's for sure.
Just realized I don't even remember anymore what her writing style was.Did she capitalize sentences? Use punctuation? No?I genuinely can't remember.
>>34389341This is second nature to neurotypicals sorry about your disability
>>34389223Her favorite song at the time was Gold on the Ceiling. I don't really like that song but I'll always remember it. She said it reminded her of her family back home and then she moved away.
>>34389326>someone who is otherwise quite apatheticThen caring about something wouldn't be a bad thing, no?>doesn't take themselves seriouslyThat's not really the impression you give by being worried about maintaining an apathetic image.
>>34389343It doesn't matter. Stop thinking about her
>>34389326nta i have always felt like this too. but i have met people who are truly apathetic about life, not faking it, yet they periodically put a ton of obvious thought into the way they dress. it made me feel better about putting a bit more effort into the way i dress and eased the stress i feel about it i suppose.
Women should I grab this free broken guitar and fix it. It's kind of a ways away though.
>>34389342I didn't pay for nudes, idiot.I figured out it has to do with mp4 thumbnails, because it happens in other folders too
>>34389185>Plus other things factor into it way more than position I thinkWhat's the biggest factor?
Men why did you steal my money. Forge my name on a check.
>>34389341The advice I got from my only friend who's ever had stable relationships that worked for me is that I was overthinking things. If she likes/dislikes me, my reply speed isn't going to have an effect on that, so I should just reply however I'd normally reply.
>>34389337>Aliya acting smug about being a goddess[citation needed]
>>34389332I play mmos solo. women definitely don't play them more them more than men do I think.t. organic f
Do people even get in trouble for stealing checks? This is so fucking crazy and demented. Now I have to pay taxes on some buuullshit I never got
>>34389355Mailing a blank cheque for your my queen my bank account is yours
>>34389355Because you’re a white woman and I deserve reparations
>>34389299Nice. What other herbs do you grow? Got a favourite? I often feel like I should try growing my own, but I'm really not much of a greenthumb. On paper bearnaise looks pretty simple and I'll be doing the dummy version and using a blender lol, but I'm still a little nervous especially since you can't make it ahead of time. I'll just have to cross my fingers and hope for the best
Women be cheating my brothers. And I'm tired of pretending they don't, or that they don't do it as often as men!
>>34389359How much Can't you dispute it
>>34389348I can't force my brain to not think of something, it just happens.But at least I don't linger on it for long anymore.
>>34389364Put your name back on
>>34389364>podcast broAnon's 100% a cheater and projecting kek.
I'm not your “bro”
>>34389358I seriously thought women to men for mmos was like 60:40 desu idk why. A lot of couples play them I think.
>>34389223MaleIt Don’t Matter - Rehab
>>34389223Should have asked me 24h ago.
>>34389371a lot of couples but so many guys also play with female avatars lol. especially osrs.
I know it's silly and illogical to think about her. And I'll stop at some point. But it's such a tender idea it makes me feel warm, she was quite nice. I don't wanna get carried away but it's a pretty image to sit with.
>>34389373What happened in the last 24 hours?
>>34389352Disable previews, they're useless, dangerous and cause performance issues.
Might go to the cinema tomorrow watch the “Project Hail Mary” film. Would be fun to have someone to go with me buuuuut whatever.
>>34389366Why do you think about her
>>34389364If I had a girlfriend I'd just give her a pass to cheat on me. I wouldn't really care 2bh.
>>34389223FJewel - You Were Meant for MeIt always hits me hard with the lyric about "I never put wet towels on the floor anymore" because I always used to do that and I know he hated that. I don't do that anymore but he's with another girl now :(
>>34389378I had something to drink last night.>>34389381Because of the lost potential.
>>34389374Oh true.
>>34389372That whole first verse hits hard. Such an underrated song.
>>34389341If you had a job and other real world adult responsibilities maybe you'd stop obsessing about irrelevant minutia
>>34389385>Because of the lost potential.What'd she lose
>>34389391I meant the lost potential of us.
>>34389346>but i have met people who are truly apathetic about life, not faking it, yet they periodically put a ton of obvious thought into the way they dress.But why would they put thought into how they dressed if they didn't really care for much? I don't get it.
>>34389223Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx8wLZaT3D0
>dating app>Normal chicks>Suddenly>I like guys who look like they'd bully meHoly shit disgusting. I hope she answers my message.
>>34389223MaleScars - Papa Roach
>>34389395>the national:(
>>34389269They mean they dont feel accomplished enough to date and/or need hours of mental work to figure out how to approach women before trying, to not come out as a creep and not ruining your existing image and relationships, women just need to show up.
I wish my ribs were visible, I won't stop losing weight until that happens
Does anyone have the webm where the one woman on a podcast is saying how she got creampied by her ex, came home, and had her boyfriend eat her out and was laughing about it?
Assholes and jackasses have the most success at getting into relationships and marriage with women? Yeah, seems like. Telegraphed all the way from middle school, we just were too dumb to see it.
>>34389393Did you fumble
>>34389401Fuck off jasmine
i just knew being around or with a guy like that would bring trouble (and jealousy) so i stayed far away.
>>34389401Fucking no! Women would never do that!
>>34389400kittenposter?
>>34389395you might need me more than you think you will ........i wish a moid the national posted about me
Women, I trimmed my nose hairs.
>>34389402well go ahead and start being an asshole then.>>34389408no
>>34389289well I'm basically over anyway so bring me if you like>>34389298for skribbl or puzzle? I can make room in a sec
>>34389223MWhere’d You Go - Fort MinorShe left me because I worked so much. I was trying to save up money for a down payment for a house for us so I took extra shifts and overtime all the time.
What she said touched me but now I'm not sure if she was serious or joking
>>34389363Rosemary is a must have. I got some of that. And sage. Oregano. Mint of several varieties. Thyme. Fennel (great with fish). Garlic. Lemon balm and lemon cress. Basil. I like them all, reallyThat's all I got so far. It's pretty funI propagate them. It aint too complicated to grow. You just have to know what conditions they like and how hardy they are and what soil. Russian tarragon is hardy and you can grow outside but it isn't as nice to use for cooking. Good for making tea. French tarragon isn't hardy, it is more difficult to grow. It can only be grown by root or cutting, not by seed. And the roots are sensitive and don't like being disturbed. French tarragon dies back in the winter and goes dormant, and you should have it in a greenhouse to protect it from frost. Unless you live in a warm climate. If not, don't water it over winter. The roots will take cold damage if the soil is wet. Once the cold weather is going and you see sprouts coming, you can give it a small bit of water, and then more as it warms up. If you can grow french tarragon in a cold or temperate climate, you can probably grow anythingI might look into making bearnaise but it sounds like a pain lol
>>34389355Do people still use those?
>>34389421what'd she say?
>>34389305>preferred to get drunk and spiral out of control with lots of various drugs rather than settle down with me and build a lifeoh, I'm sorry, that's awful ): hope both of you are doing better now>>34389317lol it is a choon tho>>34389355I didn't I'm broke as a stoat ):>>34389380lol i've heard that's a fun one>>34389384>and I know he hated thatwhy did he care that much lol, he sounds like a cunt
day 3 of NOT forgetting to take my vitamins :Dare you proud of me atoga?
>>34389400Thsi but th opposite. Need to hide my ribs and hipbones. Need to become an orb no bones just exist and float away in the sky
>>34389417We can do a quick skrib
LOL! Is this moid really crying because he ran out of wire? Like go to the store and just buy some more!
>>34389416>well go ahead and start being an asshole then.Jestermaxximg is ridiculous and cringe.
>>34389427why do you want to be fat?
>>34389395I like the Ohio song from the national.
>>34389429Incels really do talk like troons
>>34389431no I didn't say start being funny I said go ahead and be an arrogant asshole
>>34389286>>34389304Sighs, guess im jerking to black girls tonight
>>34389429Cunt of a wife. I can't even imagine the suffering this man has went through being married to her
Why couldn't it be meee
>>34389398>>34389410If she cuts things off it'll be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgxL45j6cKU
>>34389429Such a sensitive and gentle soul tied to a bitch
Women, would you eat pussy?
>>34389425>why did he care that much lol, he sounds like a cuntHe really didn't other than it annoyed him. It's just something that always makes me think of him again.
>>34389424Told me she'd say yes to a date if I was down there lol. But with context and stuff it's a little more unclear I think.
>>34389439Nice. Let me know if you find any girls as hot as her.
>>34389445All women are lesbians bro. Why even ask this?
>>34389428ok here is skribbl room <3 https://skribbl.io/?3aCbwJvx>>34389429bro should just buy more but also this is a sad moment ):>>34389186just did a trainwreck speedmix lol (and roommates still up lulz), on a madness rn lol, godspeed <3 https://voca.ro/1mlrHW9l9ox7
I want a black mommy gf
>>34389353The intensity of his arousal before sex begins, his energy level and mood, whatever the vibe is at the moment, and the kind of sex we're having
>>34389443stop
>>34389434Yeah that song fucks me up, one of their best for sure
>>34389451Joining
>>34389449So how to convince my girlfriend she wants it?
>>34389460Clean yours first
Kinda amazing how women have no issue licking dick clean of their juices but we men get the ick if she wants to kiss after a blowjob.
>>34389403That actually made me think for the past ten minutes.I think fumble is too soft of a word.I want to say more, but some of it would come off as defensive about it, which is ridiculous since you don't really know me. But as you said, it doesn't matter and I should stop thinking about her. Not like I'd take her back anyway.
>>34389463I don't get the ick to kiss my gf after a blowjob. that's childish highschool shit.
Do women really get wet from men fighting each other? And they also get the ick if their man loses. I notice women instigate fights between men a lot.
>>34389463I'm ok with her giving me a kiss after she swallowed.
>>34389459hooray <3 yh I'll give it a few min
>>34389465>but some of it would come off as defensive about it,I'd like to hear it
post genderthere is not a day that goes by that my heart doesn't ache for her, and not a night that goes by that i don't pray she's getting along okay
>>34387703Yeah I saw all the male replies and got the hint that maybe a femanon answer would get trolled.Dunning kruger effect but morality.
>>34389471MThis is why I will never have sex
Just saw muscular guy jogging my day is ruined
>>34389463I kiss mine after bjs all the time.
>>34389471Why do modern men got oneitis? Just forget about her and go crush some more pussy, brah.
>>34389467No, it's other men who do that and then weak men blame the women. As always.
Two tone, yeah, APeezy Looking like Weezy
>>34387387MMy walls are always up. I care more than people know but it doesn't seem that way because I always protect myself first at all times.
>>34389451sorry I left skribbl I'm too depressed for this shit rn lol, gonna sleepmaxx, you guys have fun though
>>34389467No but they will get the ick by seeing their man lose a fight or get punked down like Louis C.K. in that one episode of Louie.
>>34389474lol rip, sorry to hear that
>>34389480I think who we (I mean both men and women) want when we have a horny brain and then the majority of the time are very different things. Most men will say they hate whores for example, but when they have horny brain they simp for the sluttiest whores imaginable. I assume women are kinda like that with violent men and rapists.
>>34389470I'd have to tell you a several year long story and I think it's a better idea to just go to bed since it's already late here.
I'm very attractive to incels. What does it mean?
>>34389487nta>It's another men projecting male brain shit onto women episode
>>34389483GN bro
>>34389493Not projecting anything. Data shows most women have rape fantasies, smut novel sales back it up. It's important we don't let our horny brain take over though!
>>34389478not a oneitis, ex
>>34389494night xhopefully we can both die in our sleep lol
>>34389491You look like a child
>>34389498OUUGGHHHH yea. Whatever
>>34389491Jokes aside, your personality probably helps them open up and feel comfortable and not intimidated.
>>34389491You're female (probably).
>>34389495Yes yes, what erotica you masturbate too 100% indicates what you want in real life. You know what, how about you go rape a woman and then when you're in court, you go ahead and use smut novels as your defense?
>>34389474There's only 3 peeps playing skribl in the link. More should come over and chat.
Women Hows it gonna feel when I’m the only man in your life because i got excluded from the draft
>>34389507There won't be any draft so what's the point to the question?
>>34388117seriously though sorry for shitposting so much these past few daysgoing to drug addict, sleep and moneymaxx so I hopefully don't have to post here ever again
>>34389502You're missing the point, and also agreeing with me. Men say they hate whores, they still jerk off to them, that doesn't mean men want to date whores. They still reward whore behavior overall though. Same logic applies. Women subconsciously simp for violent men.
You know of Carlo Gesualdo?
today has been so weird ive just been crying
>>34389507You're an old fart ain't ya
>>34389507Who dis? If there is still have an age limit I’ve got my some male relatives left
>>34389422You grow quite a lot then, that's lovely and I bet it smells wonderful. Interesting about tarragon, I'm in a 4 season climate with cold winters so it's probably well beyond my nonexistent abilities. You should definitely try making bearnaise, I'm sure it'd be extra delicious with you own home grown tarragon
You wish there were a draft to send all of the ugly men, who annoy you by existing to, to death. >>34389508
>>34389513No I’m autistic and most likely flat footed and I wouldn’t even pass training anyway
>lay in bed using my phone for an hour or two>no sweat>fall asleep for 20 minutes>sweat like crazyWhy?
>>34389516I wish consctiption for ugly men existed.How about every unmarried moid.
>>34389504I’m playing something else rn, maybe next time.
>>34389518Probably some kind of heart arrhythmia when you sleep. Killed my uncle in his 40's.
>>34389510No I'm not agreeing with you at all. I was being sarcastic idiot. What porn you masturbate too doesn't indicate the kind of people you simp for in real life. But hey if you wanna prove me wrong, go rape a woman and use 50 Shades of Grey as an argument in court. See how well that goes for you.>>34389516No I don't. I'm just pointing out that men LARPing about "muh WW3" and "muh draft" are retards.
>>34389521I sweat when I sleep. I always supsected it would kill me
>>34389519I wish fat camp existed so we could put you in it
>>34389519That's what I mean. Send them to combat and watch them on TV while you have orgies with the single hot guy left home. Even fat pigs like you, like an utopia.
>>34389524I can fit through those slats sideways. Just not frontways.
>>34388524MMy texts are majority me messaging her, but I'd say most of the time she agrees to go out and do stuff with me. She'll leave me unread for days at a time, but I recently found out that her last relationship ended because she did the same shit to him so maybe that's just a character flaw. I think it's doomed though. She also said she'd just dump guys after getting bored with them and only feel bad about it for a few hours.
>>34389524What do they eat?Where do they sleep?
>>34389526Why fit through when you can stay in there like a lazy slob and get fed porn, the thing you hate almost as much as men, as well as choccy? It's harder to move yourself around than it is to sit still.
>>34389512same, well not literally but definitely in spirit. we can cry together :D
i just cry and cry and cry
>>34389510nta but i remember one time when i heard a weird story about my old crush. apparently his ex from way back decided to come into the bar he is often at with her new boyfriend, the one she left him for. everyone knew what was up but apparently he was just kind of sitting in his seat holding his head while his friend got aggressive with the couple and got physical with them and basically threw them out.when i heard that story i didn't feel any attraction at all for the "violent" friend who "won", but rather i thought it was really cool that the crush didn't engage and showed them he was above it (because everyone explained that the ex-gf and her new bf were absolutely coming there on purpose to taunt him). and it increased my attraction to him kinda. not in a cope way but more like realizing he really is a silent strong type who stays out of drama lol.just a weird example but yeah i don't think i've actually ever found someone being violent attractive.
>>34389532what are you crying about anon? ): what's up?
>>34389515You could still grow it with cold winters. Just takes extra care. My winters can get to -10 C. It has been -20 C before but that's rare. But typically stays around -5 C to 5 C. As long as you have a place to keep it over winter and you can use insulation. If there is a will there is a wayAnd yeah it smells really nice when I go into the greenhouse. The first thing people notice>You should definitely try making bearnaiseehh, maybe some day I'll feel up to it. It would be nice to try and see how it goes
what does psychosis feel like?is it one of those things where if I'm worried that I have it then I probably don't have it?
We're stuck here.
>>34389504>tfw BlueValk joined my Skribbl gamefucking glad I left now lol
>>34389537Shame almost everyone is normal except for a fat stack of lard with blue eyes and blonde hair.
>>34389536>if I'm worried that I have it then I probably don't have itmost likely, but if you're concerned you should talk to people irl regardless>>34389539nah lots of us are abnormal
>>34389538I'm fucking crying laughing
why do foids never approach me in public and tell me how pretty I am
>>34389538I wish I joined beforehand so I could leave too.
>>34389542moids don't do it to me why should i
>>34389537you're not stuck anywhere desu you can do whatever you wantthink I'm going to stop posting here and just postmaxx on incels.is when I need to vent desu. or another forum for genuinely suicidal and mentally ill people.
>>34389536in my experience from weed-induced psychosis, i could tell it was hallucinations but i could never feel confident, all the while i was in a panic and things were happening without my explicit control
>>34389542RIP, strangers aren't gonna approach you thoughbest you can do is get a customer service job desu. the job itself is shit usually but compliments from foids are nice.
Her stomach probably growls when her gross poly boyfriends try to fuck her and she needs breaks in between pumps to feed her immesurable hunger.
>>34389495Just bc I like rape fantasies doesn't mean I like violence. It's not real/realistic after all. In the kind of fantasy I'm into the guy might threaten the woman, but there is no violence that occurs. Annd the woman starts enjoying it basically immediately and might even have wanted it beforehand, but denied herself. So the rape in the fantasy is more of an excuse to skip into the interesting part, sex lol
i held a door open for some broad today and she didn't even acknowledge me though she sure did take advantage of the free open door. wasn't very offended but i find it kinda funny
Don't forget to wash your prostate!
*tummy just growled*Anons you aren’t tapping my phone are you?
>>34389552I mean playing devil's advocate what did you expect her to say? sure she could've said thanks but could've been unexpected and she was shy or whatever
>>34389542avoid feminine men at all cost
>>34389553So...use an enema?
>>34389553atoga male moment
>>34389542a better question is, why do women get close to me and then try to feminize me?
>>34389552I always say thank you but never look them in the eyes
>>34389555oh i didn't expect her to say anything, she like didn't even look me in the eyes or anything, just>ooh free open doorgirls are funny sometimes
>>34389559It's how they bond and sometimes they treat men the same too
>>34389536fwiw I've been prescribed antipsychotics and I never felt like I was psychotic or unwell when I was given them. I still don't desu. I think it is very worth talking to friends and family about any concerns you have, but real psychosis feels so real that you don't question its legitimacy.
>>34389561wynaut?
>>34389563She did that because she knew guys like you act like simps and get obsessed when a girl acts cold lmao
>>34389566Scared idk
I can't deal with men I always end up crying about them you demons
>>34389564I am a man...
>>34389515>>34389535It's not so much the cold you need to worry about. It can survive that during winter dormancy, provided it is dry. Coldness + wettness = dead
>>34389530Because I want to do things myself.
>>34389569miseryposter. that you? are you autistic? no lying, now>>34389568people on this general really have no idea what a simp is or what it means, it is very odd
>>34389571What did the last guy do to upset you?
if someone opens the door i say thanks and smile at them
>>34389548>become an employim to barter your soul for just a taste of backhanded compliments from sub5 20+ y.o. composties trying to be "adventerous" and feel young again in the safest, least commital way possible
>>34389579Gj
>>34389577Rent free
I open doors for people, I don't expect anything in return
>>34389581>t. xer who wouldn't even deserve a single momKekd
>>34389579see, now there is a proper lady. look me in the eyes at least, don't be a coward! i have no idea what it is with young zoomies being so-darn allergic to people
>>34389583uh oh, that's a yes for sure rofl
>>34389584Gj
>>34389581I mean it's better than nothing...but sometimes even hotties give compliments>>34389576I didn't realise it was your birthday )): ok let's play a bit
>>34389585struck dogs yelp lol>>34389591>sometimes even hotties give complimentsand does anything come of it
Me trying to find 1 man on a dating app who has original thoughts or opinions
>>34389441>>34389444100% deserved, fucking hypergamous shitdick picked a hot abusestacy over me, an obese gentlewoman with high intelligence and a great personally
>>34389599An unrealistic standard, almost no one has original thoughts and ideas, we all got them from somewhere.
>>34389584Best
>>34389598>does anything come of itno bc I'm shy but I could've made a move maybelike maybe on one delivery girl who told her fren I was cuteor on old co-worker who joked I was her future husbandI'm a mentalcel though so not happening anymore
>>34389602Fuk you're right
>>34389602yawn already read this elsewhere
>>34389577Im not autistic
>>34389609that's good, autism is not in fact a superpower despite the rumors
>>34389396why is a woman like this btw
>>34389601Lmao, cant argue against that
why do women like a small dose of douchiness + self confidence on men so much?
>>34389576skribbl is still going, let's go gang <3 https://skribbl.io/?3aCbwJvx
https://www.youtube.com/live/MV8asAKt9AsFemanons, why don't you stream like her?
>>34389615women like men that are fun, above all else
>>34389615I really have no idea but this also mirrors my experience. these hoez ain't loyal. baka
>>34389615>It's another incel thinks all sociable guys are assholes episode
>>34389598>the creature still arguing with everyoneIt's okay to be a feminine male .
>>34389618femanons exceede all spacial limitations of vertical video technology
>>34389622never talked about assholes. I only talked about small dose of douchiness.even in cases with no douchiness, why do they like confindence on men so muchalso I have had sex with 2 (two) women.
i wish a sad and lonely femanon would whack my cob like that
>>34389618I’ve got the tism which forbids streaming.
I'm scared if dating apps. Not for me
BONK BONK BONK GET COBBEDGUH THIS MOID!BONNK BONKKKKK ORA ORA *THUMB*
Mostly? Simply.
>>34389628>why do they like confindence on men so much>Why do women like something that is wildly considered a positive trait by the majority of people?Your question answers itself.
why are modern western men so fat. every guy in this thread is fat af and they're always crying about it
>selfie from a nibba on incels.is with 100k+ postcountis bro a truecel or just a personalitycel?
What if we cuddled and did nothing else. For a few hours. Maybe.
I know me not replying to (You) made you mad, you didn't have to tell me
>>34389641Wtf is that
>>34389641All incels are personalitycels.
>>34389639I like shy <--------> confident women thougbeitson
Incel to tranny pipeline is real omg
>>34389645>All incels are personalitycels>allI doubt this desu>>34389644brootal
>>34389645>>34389644
What is it that you do despite knowing the opposite gender hates it?I dont shave, don't cook, don't suck dick,
>>34389642Purrhaps.
Men, why can't you make a little raptor?I want one so bad.
>>34389637wow thank you anon, gee i hope you're a girl>>34389640i'm not just fat, i'm balding too
>>34389652Yeah.
>>34389647eh it's true in some cases but most incels are pretty anti-tranny from what I've seen
>>34389641Truecel
>>34389651Have a beard, and a very ugly one at that
>>34389655Imagine how fun it would be to clean this house. Unironically.
>>34389659you think? blackpilling desu. bro is not even ugly imo.
>>34389655i NEED to save her>>34389643hey (You), grrrrrrrr
>>34389655Sweetie can you at least throw out the empty bottles and food packages?
>>34389664It'd come back worse next month
>>34389665He's pretty ugly, receding hairline and everything
>>34389651FI'm not racist.
Anons can I shrink down to pocket size so I can travel with you?
>>34389669damn brutal lol. so he's a truecel then?
>>34389640I love being fat.
>>34389668It’s like free content!
>>34389673me when I get a (You) by a femanon
>>34389673>Sister shames him and makes him even a easier target for bullies instead of getting him dateBrutal, she probably fucks his bullies too...
>>34389053How much fucking cock are actual Lesbians expected to take?
>>34389651Everything, I think. Seems like everything I do, some girl on the internet is declaring it an ick. Even breathing.I can't be bothered to give two fucks anymore.
>>34389679cool it with the transphobia
>>34389678is it true it was his sister or are you just jerking off now.
>>34389651>What is it that you do despite knowing the opposite gender hates it?exist
>>34389640Stress eating.
I should go urinate
>>34389651Idk.
>>34389651unfortunately i'm pretty repulsive to the opposite gender i'd say. loner, weird ways of thinkin, sensitive and quiet when alone but clownish and playful in public, simultaneously passive and headstrong. don't get many women barkin up this tree very often at all
>>34389672I'd let you ride on my shoulder
>>34389691>don't get many women barkin up this tree very often at allbut they do sometimes? have you had any successes?
>>34389651MI had a think about it and I realised it is not something I can articulate in a condense manner and i'm just gonna say:Being meThat sums it all up
Losing my virginity by the end of the week. Can't be that hard.
>>34389695Hookers are always available yeah
>>34389697I can do it for free I'm confident
>>34389655Woah this is my ideal woman
>>34389698But are you
>have profound insight>proceed to do absolutely nothinganyone else
>>34389695gl bro and godspeed
I've been crochetting stuff for bf and listening to shitty underground nü-metal crap for 3 hours now. My hands hurt. Rate my level of retardness.
>>34389698>I can do it for freeAre you a janitor?
>>34389691Autism?
>>34389692Great where are we going
It's been 6 weeks but today is the day she finally texts me back!
>>34389704that looks awesome lolsounds like a pretty based night desumaybe give your hands a rest though
>>34389578I upset him and that made me upset
>>34389673>average /vt/ posterHe's too far goneThere's no coming back from that. I'm grateful to be me after seeing thisCool setup thougheverbeit
>>34389704Is it a scarf?
>>34389695It is not hard. I am F, but I was KHV and scared af. I had my first kiss, handholding and lost my virginity on the same day.
>>34389713>I am Fopinion discarded desu
>>34389704What the fuck is that? Tranny socks?
>>34389693how are we defining successes? sure, i've dated a few times, much much less than most men my age though, not that it's a competition. right now, i date a woman on average once a decade, and the relationship on average lasts 9 months.
>>34389707Top of the tallest building in the city. We can admire the vista.
>>34389710How'd you upset him? Have you tried talking to him about it since it happened?
>>34389617Not with you in there
>it is not hard>I am Fyeah
>>34389713Yeah it doesn't seem that complicated. I'll go to a populated place Friday night and I'm bound to get lucky. Or I'll approach someone during the week and get a date who knows.
>>34389713>It is not hard. I am F
>>34389716>the relationship on average lasts 9 monthsthat absolutely mogs most of us lol. I never dated anymore more than a few weeks, never had sex either. but I'm happy for you anon.
>>34389721It's over bro
>>34389704Nice. I'm crocheting a bee atm. Im a noob
>>34389721everyone left anyway>>34389702M, yeah, besides the "profound insight" partI know what I ought to be doing at any given time, but I can't seem to succeed at anything anyway, so what's the pointwish I was dead, but that's not an option, so I just spiral further into drug addiction and mental illness
>>34389708Wtf
>>34389709Thats why Im here.So I am giving him gifts:1: Lots of with crochet ribbon and card2. LOTR cute edition with crochet wrap3: Lucky charms box (need to get/make Daruma doll)4: Handmade stickers5: Handmade beanie6: Handmade ginga cat plushie7: A box with natural essences (he likes perfume and stuff)8: TurronesI still don't have most of the stuff done and I only have one week. I really want to craft him gifts because he bought me cute clothes and I have no money to buy him clothes. Do you think I can do it? 2bh Im stressed af about it. Any ideas?PD: I think you can tell I have BPD.
>>34389708Are you mad?
Women do you find anything desirable about men?
>>34389728>crocheting a bee atmthat is adorable and awesomeyou gotta post a pic when it's done>>34389731BPD gangthat is an amazing set of gifts thoughhonestly don't stress, even if you only manage one of those things that's still really sweet
>>34389722FMy first kiss and first hand holding were 10 years apart
>>34389706no, i socialize fine, just don't really have any desire to see people. maybe if i left my house more i'd have more women to date, but idk people are kind of repulsive lol
>>34389712I have no idea what it is yet. I made this as crochet practice. >>34389715No lol, just was easy to make, thought looked cool and could be made into other stuff.>>34389728Same, Im a noob learned 2 weeks ago and just made a rat for aunt.
>>34389732Why would I be mad? She's probably just busy.
>>34389708>>34389740The fuck? Hell of a coincidence or you're fucking with me
>>34389737What repulses you the most about women
>>34389740yeah, busybusy riding Chad's cock while he takes her to holiday in foreign places
>>34389740Sorry to tell you this Anon, but she could text you in 1 min while she poops.
>>34389736>first kiss before first hand holdingso who's the lucky guy you "settled down" with lol
>>34387237picrel happened to me
>>34389748Retard
>>34389750We don't call them that anymore. We say mentally challenged
>>34389735Thanks!! I'm also planning on baking a bunch of stuff for him. In case every gift goes wrong I'll just make cookies and brownies.
>>34389744I'm joking there's no way she's going to text me back bro it's been 6 weeks and I've already moved on but I figured it would be funny for other people to laugh about here because they aren't as much of a fuckup as I am
>>34389739>just made a rat for auntThat is awesome, rats are cool>>34389737Iktf, I don't leave the house at all besides going to the supermarket>>34389687Do it>>34389721Lol my roommate got up so I had to force shutdown laptop and on phone rn. Its 2am and these people have to be up at 6am lol. And I thought I was the crazy one... maybe I should go bed and finish Christine tomorrow...
>>34389718Ok. Just don’t bump me into anything and watch out for the wind. Maybe I should have brought a mini seatbelt for this trip.>>34389733Men more chill than girls.
>>34389750i accept your concession
2026 will be my year
>>34389733I guess I struggle with the questions premise. Men are diverse. Something I like about one guy might not be the same for another - or it might not apply at all. I think my boyfriends thoughtful and curious and I really appreciate that, but not all men are thoughtful and curious. What is essential to a man that there is to love? His dick? I dont care about that sort of thing.
>>34389754I just urinated and washed my hands
>>34389758Glory to the Islamic Republic of Iran.
>>34389756Real
>>34389752You can't go wrong with cookies or brownies, that's a good backup <3But also chillax, I'm sure he will appreciate your efforts regardlessI know that bpd feel of extreme gift giving so they don't leave you lulz but really, he will be okay with any sweet gift I am sure
Anons if your gf adopted a male pet, would you team up and bully her?
>>34389745oh, it isn't women specifically, misery dearest. people get too caught up in the game, they act like they are awake but really they are asleep. you know what i mean?
fuck I meant 2027
>>34389733Once a man had a urinary tract infection and I let him piss long, watery streams into my mouth for nearly 20 minutes straight. It was really sexy and hot.
>>34389753Rip but you gotta get moving on big man
>>34389767No
>>34389763I know you are shitposting, but there are way too many edgy morons out there who are exactly like this irl and try to make their contrarianism sound like they're on a moral high horse.
>>34389754I used to have a little rat called Brumhilda and my mom panicked. She made me realease Brum in the mountains. I cried a lot. I loved that rat. I would touch its head, it would close its eyes and put its head closer to my hand. I also played guitar with it walking on me. It was cute. Only had her for a couple days tho. I hope she found a family. I saw a big rat the other day in the park. Maybe it was its daughter or something. I hope a bird didn't kill it.
>>34389762I urinated and washed my hands but the soap on my hands got on the head of my penis and irritated my head so I felt like I had to go again. It was an entire day of false alarms caused by an itchy, soap-sudded pecker.
>>34389760Based, godspeedI already ruined this year irrevocably, 2027 will be our year...>>34389755>Men more chill than girlsSome of us are not chill at all
>>34389733What is desireable about moids?Can they make it more obvious?
>>34389756Lmaoo
>>34389772>Everyone is muttmerican
>>34389773This story almost brought a talent to my eye ngl. I hope that rat is living a happy life now
>>34389769nta, huh? How does this work? The infection breaks the muscle controlling his bladder? Also, you didn't care about infected piss water? (I mean, I honestly can't say that I would be but I've never been in that position)
>>34389774You got some really weird soap.I wash my cock with my liquid hand soap after jerking off.
>>34389771ah well, i wouldn't worry about it. what's important is that most people don't really get it, and that makes it not worthwhile. John Nintendo said it best:>if the game isn't fun, why bother?
Damn. I feel like a child despite being old
Just be yourself. Unless you are a pussy, then stop being one first.
>>34389767I know exactly what you mean. You sound like one of them
>>34389787How do I stop being a pussy>>34389786We all gettin old
>>34389784Why do you think Im miserable
>>34389786everyone does
>>34389733F 20I guess. I like my bfs mouth. He has big kissable lips. His eyes are pretty too. I also like his hands and how they feel on my body. I love his soft kisses on me, his warm hugs and how he fucks me. He is also based, makes me watch cool stuff and protects me in vidya. I find everything about him desirable. I wish I could be with him rn.
>>34389653Sorry Im not a bioengineering genius with billions in funds
>>34389794This is a 21+ site
stuff like this demoralizes me. i know ill never or basically never ever date a cute hot girl like this
>>34389781Me too. Thank you Anon. I still resent my mom for it. I felt so lonely and that rat made me feel way better.
>>34389797Boohoo
>>34389797Okay? And I'll never be a cute hot girl
>>34389773Very cute.
>>34389794>how he fucks metips/details?
>>34389762Based, and based handwasher. I mean to each their own but my roommates don't wash their hands and it really irritates me. I always wash my hands except one time I didn't, because I could hear one of them sighing outside that I was in the bathroom, so I rushed and went out, and they asked if I washed my hands. But they never wash their hands! Normies are such hypocrites, it drives me insane! It's a good thing I bought more hand soap and toilet paper also, because none of them do ever. And when I was a janitor, people would throw their hand towels in the wrong bin, or try to flush them. How can people be so stupid?? We need to leave this world behind. If I had a big red button I would destroy the entire planet so we could start again. I'm going to bed and will try to sleep through this madness epidemic. Goodnight my sweet anon. Don't let these people ruin you. You deserve better than to be subjected to their gross whims and ugliness. You should make them drink dishwater, and then see who is laughing!!
>>34389790it's a game i play with a couple anons here. one is a perpetually sad girl who afaict is in therapy and improving, and the other is spiritually miserable that became obsessed with me after i started playing this game with the perpetually sad girl. you can play the game too, if you want>>34389788uh huh?
>>34389797skill issue
Damn children. Go back to the playground or something leave this place.
>>34389797God, in his wisdom, gave you all the tools required to rape, anon
>>34389653Do you want me to lay an egg? Wth
>>34389796>t. 23 yo
>>34389804Good night<3
>>34389799>can't empathize>>34389800I think pic rel is a cute hot girl too thoughbeit
>>34389805>obsessed with meLmfao
>>34389805Yes, uh huh.
>>34389811But I am an old soul
>>34389733Detached earlobes
>>34389797yup. you lost. go do something else.
>>34387237why is the op picrel me? not that i would ever blush at a white dude
>>34389795Taylor swift could make dinosaurs
>>34389817*laughs* No
>>34389806i know. that's why i feel bad
>>34389818So if they don't have this superpower, they aren't desirable to you?
>>34389822I forget things and wet my bed sometimes
>>34389733penis can be cool. i like their faces and muscles and when they have a goofy disposition
>>34389821Then ask Swift for a dinosaur!!!
>>34389824Are your earlobes attached?
>>34389819i can do something else all my life while seeing these women. it feels really bad.
>>34389805What is the game
>>34389830yup.
>>34389797are you a cute hot guy? if you aren't why the fuck would you
>>34389815hey, who could blame you? no judgment here>>34389816you want to play the game?
>>34389796I can legally drink in my country. I can also go to jail. >>34389801Thanks.>>34389802Its not like he uses me to fuck. He loves me and it shows. He goes really slow at first and arouses me. Kisses me slow all over my body, kisses my mouth (sucks on my tongue) while he touches my pussy slowly, eats my pussy while looking into my eyes, puts his cock really slow into me and thrusts slow, kisses me, asks how am I, kisses me more and starts trusting harder. He holds me while he does, pulls me as close as he cans. He says beatiful things. When he finishes he tells me Im his and he loves me.Being with him was the best feeling of my life. I miss him and need him so much. I wish we weren't LDR. I hope we can get married soon.
>>34389825Why’d you have to make this about pee anon
>>34389777don't you desire their anus? thot u were into pegging. or are you bi in that way
>>34389837I'm kinda attractive but Ive been out of shape for a few years now. Im also very shyAlso, Ive been told women go out with uglier men all the time thoubeit?>>34389833That's easy to say as a woman :(
>>34389838Nobody's obsessed with you man
>>34389840I need my adult diapers
>>34389838Not really. Seems sleep-inducing. Smells like a small, poorly ventilated room of your farts.
>>34389828I will take raptor clawings over cat clawings any day. If she made me a dinosaur I would actually put her songs on my playlist.
>>34389839NTA but man that made me feel lonely again.
>>34389842I don't desire butthole. I'm a pleasure domme.
>>34389829oh, i see, nvm
>>34389758did you have a question or just lost on your way to /pol/
>>34389840Want to talk about my period instead? I also had diahrea this week :3
>>34389855I’m good. My condolences for your holes. Condholences
Oh fuck i've had my cup in for 3 hours too long
>>34389843are you like exceptionally funny or generous or fun to be around? if you answered no to all these questions, then, start looking for a looksmatch
>>34389859Are you gonna die from cancer now
>>34389772I'm not shitposting and I hope Americans troops getting blown up by FPV drones ends up on the news. Fuck the troops, they should have got more respectable jobs like dealing drugs or shilling MLM scams.
What are you Anons listening to lately?
What compels moids to write stuff like this >>34389839
>>34389844well that's good, it'd be pretty sad, huh?>>34389831now there's the real question. i'm honestly not sure, but you, me, and denialposter up there definitely play it.>>34389847right, and we wouldn't want to make you any more sleepy :P
>>34389814this is one of the many reasons why I simp for women
>>34389866brown noise
>>34389869Very creepy.
>>34389867yeah the "sucks on my tongue" is the biggest tell i've ever read lmfao can you imagine how bad that would feel
>>34389871Latino crap? Please tell me you don't listen to Bad Bunny
>>34389875nta but i sure do he's cute and his songs are low key emo
>>34389874It actually feels good lol. I really like it. I'm tired of being accused of being a moid or tranny each time I say something. I hate giving tranny vibes.
>>34389869Lol it's 4chan it's not that deep. You're just annoying
>>34389871Brown noise is the most soothing
>>34389878Lmfao.
>>34389880>I hate giving tranny vibes.Lmao if it's happening that often you need to look inward
PppppppppplllaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Snap
>>34389869I'm not playing any games
>>34389885I'm a girl, I have a pussy. I am not gay or any weird shit. What the fuck is going on? Why do people online think I am a tranny?
>>34389880lol i never said any of that but now i think it due to you apparently really wanting me to not think itadvice from a cisgender female sex haver. stop caring about what anonymous internet posters think and stop being invested in whether or not they believe you
This is a gaaame of looove
>>34389890fwiw i just think you're a larper
>>34389890Because people online have found an easy target to troll.
>>34389890Its not just ITT. And my friends call me bro and say I am not femenine enough for them to consider me a woman. Should I dress pink or something?An Anon also sayed my music taste is also male coded. Wtf if going on. I hate the LGVTQ bs.
>>34389872ok so what>>34389881how annoying can i be if you keep engaging? you like it just a little bit (& that's okay!)>>34389888why not?
>>34389891Thanks, yeah that makes sense.>>34389893Thank you, this means a lot.>>34389894Yay.
>>34389895oh, probably just kill yourself then. a tradcucked conservative woman is worthless if she isn't feminine. your ldr is likely already secretly married and playing you because you're easy and already gave it up (making you entirely worthless to him lol)
>>34389888I love Left 4 Dead 2What are you all playing?
femanons, do you proclaim you have a pussy in an outrage and write gaudy erotica of all the things your boyfriend (who is not you) does to it when questioned in your femininity
>>34389890>I'm a girl, I have a pussy.Huge if true
>>34389880Ignore them. These guys haven't kissed a girl before. Playing with tongue is fun
femanons i have an ache in the hole formerly known as my asshole :(
>>34389905No. I just tell you that you are gay for not believing me.
>>34389905nah i usually just say like, "ok" if someone insists i'm lying on the internet (something that never happens)
>>34389909Did you have a bad poop?
>>34389902This really makes sense. Thank you. I am definetly killing myself because someone on the Internet decided my fiancé doesen't love me (because people online think I am a tranny). You have enlighted me.
>>34389797Why are men so shallow?
>>34389909>formerlyIs it your bussy now?
>>34389909pardon me... but.... what is it presently known as.....?
>>34389896You know what a lolcow is? I know you're autistic so you can't conceptualize how others think of you
>>34389916why are women so boring and poopy?
>>34389920>we hiveminded
>>34389923they do be shittin
>>34389905Lmfao. Anon asked what I liked about sex. I answered. I am bad at explaining sex shit I guess.
>>34389915you're welcome! don't worry, your boyfriend loves how naive and stupid you are, and how easy you slept with him. just like he'll love the next stupid whore he tricks after you
>>34389909I remember I had an ingrown hair on my asshole once. Removing that was not fun.
>>34389923Pooping is based. I love being a woman.
>>34389902That's the thing, he has a wife and she knows.
>>34389922ok?
>>34389916nta, as if women aren't attracted and want to be with cute guys?
>>34389932LOL what a waste of a human
>>34389927So when's the wedding and gow long have you been together
>>34389927stop talking to them
>>34389928Are you a virgin or are you just libtarded?>>34389932Yeah. He does have a wife and five kids.
>>34389936Next year.>>34389937Yeah, you are right. I kinda like arguing with angry people/trolls tho.
>>34389938>thinks sucking on tongues is a sexual activity that happens
>>34389941>this anon has never played tonsil hockeysad, unironically
Moids, why didn't the bullet match Tyler Robinsons rifle?
>>34389933When you have no female attention or life outside of social media it's easy to act like you do I guess. Play your little game if it means that much to you
>>34389941nta but french kissing?
>>34389896>why not?I'm being too earnest for it to be a game. I humiliate myself on here daily
>>34389940And how old is this "based" stud
>>34389946making out/kissing is not literally sucking on someone's tongue, which is what the person i was responding to claimed to enjoy, lmao can't tell if this thread is trolling, khhv, or esl
>>34389947High five me too
>>34389952Why does every annoying, braindead faggot who came here from social media to do nothing but mouth off about inconsequential shit sound exactly like you do? Fucking boring
I sleep in a curled up position femanon so I won't take up much space in the bed promise
>>34389952I didn't know it was something weird. I just like it for some reason. I dunno. Maybe I'm weird.
>>34389955You dumbass. You're supposed to sprawl out and let her curl up on you fucking beta
>>34389956Anon is a lot weirder for trying to use a basketweaving forum as a substitute for mean girl days xhe never got to live out irl.
I saw this guy asking another girl where the university gym was, she looked confused so I interjected and helped him out. Once we arrived he asked me on a date. Why the fuck cant I go one day without this bullshit??? Its vile, absolutely disgusting. Get your greedy, foul, predatory eyes off of me. Are you really so depraved??? I just wanted to help him jesus christ. Why am I so forgiving and kind towards men???? My man better propose soon, Im absolutely sick of mutts approaching me. A ring would fend them off.
>>34389944Dunno, but kirk is dead so who gives a fuck?
>>34389954because we find riling up dipshits like you to be quite entertaining, probably? by we i mean the people who troll you. no clue about the social media but desu been here since like 06
women, what is the answer to the gooner question?
>>34389535>>34389574Having a greenhouse sounds lovely, I imagine it's very peaceful inside. You've got me daydreaming about having a little herb garden now. I'm going to look into it more and see if I can get something going later this spring. Happy gardening and thanks for the tips
>>34389961Does being this unpleasant even when people can't see or hear you validate how you feel about yourself?
I hate being pretty. Sometimes i want to throw acid on myself. Its genuinely a curse as a woman.
>>34389958>calling out my lack of sexual knowledge is mean and gaylmfao bro be fr
>>34389962shoot dick off
>>34389944his looksmatch is a bullet desu
game plan-study-play some gw2-sleep
>>34389945i mean it doesn't mean anything, it's a game you dummy>>34389947lmao that's fair but why do you humiliate yourself daily? are you too an e-clown?
>>34389966I think about burning my face off a lot.
>>34389959A guy can't take his shot? Just say no and move on
>>34389966>>34389973and people are convinced women should be able to vote...
>>34389976Dudes literally kill themselves at like twice the rate of women
Women, why aren't you addicted to dick?
>>34389975Imagine filthy horny hounds humping at your leg every day, everywhere you go. Thats what its like to be me. Revolting. I need to remind myself that they are human.
Enjoy euro hours. yikes
>>34389968that doesnt stop them from coming into existence thoughbeit
>>34389978>>34389976ugliest wanna be prettypretties wanna be ugly
>>34389976I'm a mannco store
>>34389978and so women should be able to vote because they're less brave??
People talk about days this place used to be fun. I usually liked this place. I get what they mean now. I wonder what 4chan was like before. I wish I found it earlier.
>>34389982>doesnt stop them from comingIg they still have a prostate
>>34389986This is the sopranos pilot
Femcel hours?
>>34389990femcels are as boring as incels, im convinced its entirely impossible to be a "cel" and also not be a boring cunt
What do femanons want their wedding ring to be like?
>>34389986Most of what's left is just bitter people. Just talk to the people you want to talk to
>>34389975there is no greater insult to foids than being approached by an unattractive manyou can beat them, rape them, cheat on them - if you are handsome, none of it comes even close to the scorn they feel when they are observed by a sub5
>>34389989OMG I WROTE THE SOPRANOS WITHOUT KNOWING!!!!
>>34389984plz let me unlock your crate with my key
>>34389997What you find inside might be unusual
>>34389995theyre all attractive its just annoying
>>34389998>>34389997normal charge n targe yw
>>34389986>I wonder what 4chan was like before. I wish I found it earlier.It was better in a lot of ways and worse in a few. It didn't feel too far removed from the culture of any other forum I would read in the 2000s that was mostly about otaku stuff.It wasn't this tiresome, nonstop game of trying to dunk on each other over anything and everything that new posters mistakenly think counts as bants. People like that were actually made fun of by the majority of other posters instead of comprising the majority like they do todayI wouldn't still be using it if there weren't still people I wanted to talk to here, though. Just ignore low effort trolls, which are unfortunately most of the people posting here now.
>>34389972I can't help it
>>34389998don't worry, i'm a big appreciator of rare items. the more unusual, the better i say
>>34390001Who do you Want to talk to
>>34389992I don't give a fuck about it. Make it cheap and silver.It will just be a legal wedding with no people and a cheap dress. I have little family to invite and can't make my friends fly there. I now feel insecure talking. Like everything I say will be used to troll me. Makes me want to leave this place. I enjoy talking to random people. I just feel manipulated.I've been listening to the shittiest nü-metal playlist here. I am convinced I am masochistic.
>>34389986this place is less old-4chan than current /pol/, unironicallythis thread is hardly 4chan to begin with to be honest
>>34390007>nu metalok now i know you’re a woman
>>34390006Genuinely, anyone that can give me more than lol I trole u. Like haha cool dude. You pooped your diaper that's awesome man.Give me something to work with
>>34389995The fuck are you talking about. I just hate being approached by people unless they have a dog I can pet or anything interesting/helpful to say.
>>34390007>le legal wedding >le cheap dressyou are so boring and unjoyful, good lord marrying you would be miserable. reddit incarnate
>>34390003miseryp, come the f on, have a little more esteem for yourself
>>34390008lol what? Current /pol/ reminds me more of a facebook group than old 4chan. It's wall to wall social media and headline screencaps over there.
>>34390016I’m boring like that too. My parents hate it
>>34390007>I am convinced I am masochistic.See you saying shit like this is why people find you to be a larping edgelord
>>34390001I get it now, thanks. My bf used to be here a lot. He left. I was like "Don't you feel bad you abandoned them?" and he sayed "That place is a blackhole of wasted time". I like it here sometimes tho. I get to vent, talk with some nice people and be cringe in peace.
>>34390013aw man, i like talking to strangers
>>34389979I unfortunately am.
>>34390023>That place is a blackhole of wasted timeabso-fucking-lutely this(and yet here I still am)
>>34390023>"Don't you feel bad you abandoned them?"I like that you think any of us need you or have a better time when you're around, when it's the opposite
>>34390016I am poor, shy and want to postpone the Catholic wedding for when we are in a better situation. Then it will be a pretty cerimony with a nice dress, people and whatever a wedding has.
>>34390023You're welcome.>"That place is a blackhole of wasted time"A lot of the time, absolutely. You mostly get exceptional specimens who think that completely sucking the air out of the room with mind-numbingly shitty posts is why this site exists.Sometimes I get to talk to a person, though, and those conversations are consistently better to me than any I've had anywhere else with strangers online.
>>34389979I haven't been offered the correct one.
>>34389992I'd like for it to exist
>>34390028I wasn't talking about me. Most people here hate me. I was talking about him lol.
>>34390026do you use a man, a dildo, or many random strangers to satisfy your needs?
>>34390034No one liked him either babe why do you think it was so easy for him to leave
>>34389992I'll buy myself something I like.
>>34390028Mad little baby is mad.
how is it a waste of time if you're having fun?
>>34390022I mean I realise how bad nü-metal is, yet listen to it. What else could I say?Yay. I'm a boring larping edgelord tradwife tranny who writes shitty erotica.
>>34390033You choices are either some Ea Nasir copper, or a blue fruit loops that you can't wear but you can have in your pocket (or eat). What's it gonna be?
women, how good are you at catching print
>>34390041It becomes a complete waste of time when it stops being fun.
>>34390043You'd propose with a fruit loop?
>>34390035My bf when he's around, dildos when he isn't.
just showered feeling good nwo im going to walk around butt naked in the house because i am FREE
>>34390048my mom hates it when i do this
>>34389963You're welcomePro tip: many herbs don't even need a greenhouse and will grow outside the best like chives, mint, oregano, thyme, sage and parsley
>>34389969no that was kirk lmao
>>34390048Based.
>>34390049perks of living alone
State gender. Is there any media you consume or service you use that you think is bad but still love anyway? Like using amazon all the time, or consuming Harry Potter stuff?
Switching shitty nü-metal for underground screamo music. Drop a conclusion.
>>34389976>genuinely believing any of the larpers on 4chan are stunningly beautiful women
>>34390046It was given to me by Toucan Sam himself. He said it was part of a complete breakfast
>>34390056>he thinks any woman, the objectively worst gender, is beautiful
>>34390056Some of us know we;re ugly
>>34390054Fno
>>34390054I like watching YouTube where people give advice, bake or make crafts. Productivity content is hypocritical. I could craft/bake that shit myself instead. Useless, yet pretty.
>>343900599_9
>got called cute by a womanBad feeling
>>34390055Prob made by Ea Nasir
>>34389992yellow gold, rose gold, or platinum. silver is too soft, white gold needs electroplating to stay white. I would love any interesting hard stone so no boring white diamonds. ideally a pink diamond, green moissanite, padparascha sapphire, or something very unique without being so soft that it will have to be replaced often. and either heart shaped, ascher, or a fantasy cut.
>>34390065you've really thought about this, haven't you? are you one of the sad and lonely ones?
>>343900014chan used to be more fun in the effort put into trolling but also because the trolling was far more silly, much like the recent namefag night thread we had here
>>34390044nag but what the fuck does this mean
>>34390054MI tried cutting big tech out of my life, but I'm still using Windows, Gmail, and an iPhone.
>>34390067>>34390065Jesus christ this interaction made me burst out in laughter what the fuck, second anon
>>34390020that's because /pol/ didn't exist on old 4chan, and was in fact added to the website at the behest of jeffrey epstein
>>34390054MNot really. If I thought it was bad, then I wouldn't watch it, let alone love it
I'd get my girl a ring pop and do a mock proposal. Women thoughts if your bf did this?
>>34390071>using Windows, Gmail, and an iPhoneLook at this normoid windows-licker keke
>>34390029>catholic weddingbut you aren't a virgin and he's already married. there is no catholic wedding in your future.
>>34390067no, i just worked at a jewelery store, lmao
>>34390075So 2009
>>34389992We got fairly simple white gold wedding bands, engraved on the inside, which I love. My engagement ring is pink and purple sapphires and white gold, which sounds hideous but it's really beautiful and one of my most cherished possessions
>>34390065Whenever I half listen to a video about jewelry stuff I always hear about moissanite but I still don’t know what it is. Is it cheap monetary value wise?
>>34390068Exactly. The average posters were funnier and smarter.
>>34390077 I was jk about his marriage and five kids.The Catholic dudes can't know I'm not a virgin (I dunno if this makes sense, I speak Spanish). I am agnostic but he believes. I'm just doing it for him.Anons please help me be a less annoying human. This is an advice board. Give me advice!
>>34390065yellow gold doesn't seem too tacky to you? or old fashioned?
>>34390081That is really pretty and cute!
>>34390073Tell me more things about this site you just learned little brother. We've all known for over a decade that the feds set up /pol/ and had mods installed in /b/
>>34390082It's just silicon carbide. Silicon + carbon. Prob similar looking to diamonds, and almost def cheaper
>>34390082moissanite is much cheaper than diamond, but high quality natural will still get up there in price. it's almost equivalent in scratch resistance and has twice as much sparkle, and is also not controlled by an evil cartel (debeers has a global monopoly on natural diamond and controls it entirely)
>>34390072glad i could help>>34390079right on :D must be nice to be surrounded by pretty things all day
You will experience segregation between men and women.There will be men only and women only water fountains. Men only and women only diners. Men must only be allowed to sit in the back of the bus.
>>34390089>>34390088Interesting, danke
>>34390085Yellow is trashy af. I'll die on that mountain. It's my dad's fav color tho. I used to make yellow cards as a kid. I made cards for everyone. Once I made for people in class when I was 6 yo. Girls were pink with flowers. Boys had guns and blood. Teacher punished me thinking it was like because I hated boys. I just saw them play war and thought they liked that.
>>34390070tiktok thing the zoomer girl told me about todaybasically its a way to analyze the crotch of a given man and deduce whether he has a tiny peepee (A cup) all the way to a big peen (D cup)
>>34390085i think it depends on the ring, some yellow gold definitely looks tacky, it depends on the mix of metals, but some of the warmer gold with the right color stones just look so happy to me.
>>34387237I realize that the poster was a troll and Satan but it got me thinking:>not actually strong or protector like real man in my country. Real man fight when someone disrespectState GenderDo you think that escalating to physical violence over perceived disrespect is a positive male trait?If only certain disrespect, please specify.This mindset seems childish to me. I grew up getting insulted and disrespected by assholes and I don't give a shit what verbal "disrespect" dribbles out of someone's snout. I don't live in the ghetto or a prison yard where being seen as weak by thugs makes me prey.If an asshole insults my woman, we walk away and mock him with each other for being such a loser.Causing injury because a jackass said words you didn't like seems like a tantrum to me.Defending physical boundaries matters though because that can lead to harm real quick.
>>34390091>men get to sit in the cool kids seats>men only dinerk but this is kinda fun and already reality
>>34390054I mean I'm into B-movies, so yeah? Mostly stuff from the '80s and early '90s, your Miami Connection, Never Too Young To Die, Samurai Cop, that kind of trash treasure https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULq16i6e9hU
>>34390094I realized right after I asked that this probably had to do with dickprints.
>>34390094I don't stare at peoples crotches. That girl is a perv.Why the fuck do you speak to TikTok assholes?
>>34390091>anon has never been to japan
>>34390096tl;dr1/100 is psycho. Men show it being agressive physically. Women are manipulative.
>>34390100i was at work and it was a funny conversation
Can I framemog someone else's print? Any printmaxxing tips? Also what's the fanum tax
>>34390103Yeah, it is kinda funny. TikTok teaches people to stare at crotches now. Lol.
>>34390096I’m not ghetto or slavic so I don’t worry about this.
>>34390094I remember my friend telling me he could see my nuts through my jeans when I was sitting one time
>>34390104I dunno what any of this means. Yes, please Nuke India.
>>34390096Punching bullies is gender neutral.
>>34390107wtf kinda skinny jeans are u wearing
>>34390107Give me details. Who was your friend? What were you wearing?
>>34390110Skinny jeans give me claustrophobia. My mom would make me wear them as a kid and I'd be pissed off for the whole day.
why is lying so fun?
>>34390105(they've already been looking the entire time)
Women would you date a man who dresses up every day even to hang at home?
>>34390113Probably because you're a bad person.
I shouldn’t have forced a poop. Now my tummy hurts :(
>>34390110They weren't skinny I was just sitting weird and it shows easy ig>>34390111Black guy I met in high school. I was wearing jeans sitting pretty low on the ground. Kind of half squatting. He called them monkey nuts
if i get this job im going to cry and finally move out and maybe even meet gf in the future and probably die horribly too
>>34390109I'm thankfull I was bullied. Taught me my place in life and made me realise how cringe I was. I'm insecure? Sure. But at least I am not a person who believes its awesome to be them.I can't tell if Im just saying bs for fun or venting anymore.
>>34390113The thrill!!!
>>34390113>t. tongue sucking larper
>>34390091But how will men and women hold hands?
The /atoga/ files will drop in 48 hours
>>34390124Like a rose through concrete... very infrequently
>>34390126spreadsheet-chan is that you?
>>34390123Hi Anon. What if Im real? What if me sucking on your tongue would feel good? Have you ever wondered that? What if I am a hot latina? I speak Spanish papasito.
Don't believe what they say about me in the files anons. My meat is not "gargantuan"It's small. Real small
>>34390126The fuck is that?! OH HELL YEAH I LOVE SPREADSHITS WOOO
You guys are still talking about the /atoga/ files?
>>34390115>He doesn't do that.
Do non-binary people identify as hermaphrodites? Should furrys dress as snails? Non-binary tall girlie got me thinking.
>>34390131buenos noches, mi poquita
>>34390050I only wish I had the space for a greenhouse! I'm envious of you. Maybe someday, if escape from the city is ever possible
>>34390126I'm holding you to that.
>>34390126What are you even dropping? Everyone's cock and boob sizes?
>>34390138Si! Not sleeping tho hehehehe had too much coffee and wanna reset sleep schedule (masochism).
>>34390126April fools
>>34390142i post mine quite often (28E)my mans dick is 8 inches. jot that down
>>34390145I completly forgot about that bs. I hate humanity. God is gay.
>>34390146But you're a midget and skinny.
>>343901468 seems excessive
"I was taking America's temperature just last week, and it's slightly higher than normal."
>>34390054Yeah, horror movies and youtube and using amazon, getting Starbucks delivered, taking ubers. Most anything really
>>34390146>(28E)These are C cups in real woman size.
>>34390149maybe for you>>34390148girl how can you drop the m word in front of charlie
>>34390153Charlie would be tall to you, you infant.
>>34390154we're the same height lol
Euro hours SUCK
>>34390157It's 5AM.How can I be a better atogan? What do you Anons expect from me?
>>34390157This is like the single worst bunch of yuros on the whole site how the fuck
>hooked up w/a guy from my uni this weekend>he was like 8cm hard and got tired quicklywas your weekend any better /atoga/
>>34390156I could have sworn you said you were 5'2.
>>34390160I almost dropped dead on my front lawn due to organ failure so it was just a smidge better
>>34390163well why'd you go and do that?
Threads keep staying up for over a day>atoga on r9kYou guys got really desperate, huh?
I need to find a good poorfag woman who doesn't really care much about money.
>>34390167kind of impossible when being poor is so unbearable in the modern era. unless you're being melodramatic, in which case, there are plenty of women who aren't trying to bag 6 figure earners exclusively
>>34390086Thanks anon! Wedding rings really end up holding such strong sentimental value, it's amazing how little symbols can actually mean so much. Cost and specifics don't even matter, it's just the tangible reminder you can feel right there on your finger that really means something
>>34390165I had a severe enough asthma attack to completely stop breathing and almost passed out waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I was apparently "knocking on the door" for a bit per an EMT
>>34390174Thanks ChatGPT
>>34390166What
>>34390167>poorfag woman who doesn't really care much about money.I don't think you hear yourself.
>>34390167is 60k poorfag
>>34390175scary, what triggered it?
>>34390166Agh, I give up on this place. I promise by my bf, my dog, Alice in Chains and coffee I won't ever come back here again. I'm sorry for spamming the thread or whatever I did.
>>34390183nooooo don't go haha ur so hot xx
Is it hunt for red april in straya rn?Somebody should shoot a movie over there.
>>34390166So far it's just like the one here...
>>34390176I'm not, just in a sentimental mood I guess
For women with FWBs, how often do you see them?
>>34390188That’s you being sentimental? Jesus
>>34390167Everyone cares about money, they'd be foolish and irresponsible not to
>>34390182I didn't fill my script for my daily inhaler this month and built up a tolerance to my rescue inhaler. I usually take an antihistamine every day as well but forgot to that day, and I'm allergic to my own pets. Basically I nearly killed myself by being a retard
>>34390183And yeah, I'm an actual girl. Fuck you all. Or most of you.
Lmfao
>>34390166>anon reads /r9k/
I miss him but he doesn’t miss me at all
>>34390201Could be a tranny. Post pussy with timestamp.
>>34390197Yes, because I was thinking about how much it means to me to be able to feel my rings on my fingers when I'm anxious or missing my husband. Silly little things can mean a lot
>>34390201You don’t have to post that
>>34390209She wants to though, her boyfriends not here to see her attnetionwhoring so it’s free game
>>34390197What happened to you to make you this histrionic and weird about everything you read
>>34390204Yes, ofc I do. Half the thread is crossposters. What drives me insane are those retards who make a thread over there, don't get any attention, and then post the same thing here. Or viceversa. I sometimes wonder which one is more cringe, a single person crossposting his own posts, or some retard stealing someone else's post and using it.
>>34390208Do you have Asperger’s?>>34390212Did I diss your girl home dog?
>>34390212Nta but it really does read like chatgpt wrote it
>>34390214You should stay over there! :)
>>34390214There’s other atogas? Maybe me from an alternate universe posts there
I have to do penis enlargement to keep up my looksmaxx regime, but I'm really tired.
>>34390216You niggas say this about anyone who writes posts with multiple sentences and punctuation now
>>34390216Lmfao right
>>34390217Why? What is the problem?
>>34390220She got you on a leash or something bro?
I think I’m part of a secret human subspecies that has no sentience.
>>34390201yeah, i'd do you. idk if i'd do a good job, but i'd try my best
>>34390226god i fucking wish, i need to be adopted by a smelly femcel
>>34390216NTA but I was just word vomiting my thoughts
>>34390233Which is what makes it even funnier that you sounding like a soulless robot
>>34390183You care too much about people whose feelings dont matter
I hate every single one of you except for like 2 or 3. Fuck you all.
Just went to the convenience store and they were out of Baja Blast Zero. Women, why did you do this to me?
>>34390237cry about it you little slimy faggot
>>34390234Or maybe you just can't tell the difference.
>>34390226No, but this is a pretty major pet peeve of mine on this website at this pointIt annoys me in the same way that seeing some illiterate retard who failed to read something correctly accuse an English speaker of being an ESL doesMakes me feel old
>>34390173>>34390178>>34390181>>34390198I have no debt but I live in half a bedroom and have $18 in my wallet. I'm 33 almost 34. I don't drink, smoke, gamble, etc. I can drive, and I think I'll make a lot more money this year. I think I can build like 15k-20k in savings probably. I don't think trajectory wise I'm going to be like.a 60k-80k income provider by the time I'm 38.I actively want a wife, to commit and sacrifice and build a strong relationship but realistically I'm a fucking poorfag and I don't see than changing any time soon.
>>34390242Yea whatever you want to tell yourself>>34390243It wasn’t the punctuation lmfao
>>34390234Okay, glad you had a laugh then
>>34390219penis enlargement is a meme to distract you from real methods in other areas, dont fall for it bro
>>34390245You're really boring and stupid
>>34390244You’ll find someone
I really want to sweep this girl off her feet, but she's better than me in almost every way. How do I do that?
>>34390252Money
>>34390253That's already one of the things I have that she doesn't.
>>34390252Better how? Her dick is probably smaller.
>>34390255Get more
>>34390244Right, and I'm sure it would be inaccurate to say that you don't care about money. It sounds like you take great care to not be wasteful or irresponsible, you plan ahead, and you have a vision of the kind of life you'd like build with someone. So what you want is a woman with the same ethics and values and a similar lifestyle and situation. Not a woman who doesn't care about money
>>34390249Your wife described her most prized possession with the excitement of someone describing a cool rock they found
>>34390256>tfw weeniemogged by the qt i likeits over..
>>34390256>way better at our shared hobbies>way better people skills>way more interesting>way better looks, like out of my league territory>is probably not a kissless virgin like meBasically every way besides physical strength, career stability, and dick size.
>>34390264I don't know that lady but know all I need to about your sorry ass, corny ingenuine loser with no real hobbies who sucks my dick at posting
>>34390272You are slobbing in her knob like craazy
>>34390269Just rizz her up
My coworker apparently knows the woman I met on Friday (small town). She showed me her instagram and she’s gorgeous, I wasn’t just drunk, she’s so beautiful. How could I fuck up so bad?
Women aren't worth it, and life is very good even without them.
>>34390283I used to think this until I met a woman who was worth it and now my life is miserable and I can't stop thinking about her.
>>34390259>>34390250Yeah, that's more accurate to say yes. I do care about money. I want a quiet life with land, and above all I want to provide a better future to my children than I had growing up. But like, I'm definitely not a bank by any means. I super fucking poor.
>>34390248nta but penis enlargement is real and very satisfying. Just don't crack it or cut it, enjoy that heavy dangledongle.
>>34390214>Half the thread is crosspostersSpeaking of that, ENTJ was schizoposting in /sffg/ on /lit/ earlier this morning.
>>34390285I used to think like you but now I'm fully in camp "they're not worth it"
They should make steroids for the penis.
>>34390269>is probably not a kissless virgin like meYou'd be surprised. There's a lot more "social people" with zero romantic game than you think.
>>34390283>Women aren't worth it,Very false.>and life is very good even without them.Very true.
What gender, and if you only had 1 kid would you rather they be a boy or girl, and why?
>>34390294It's not like that. Just focus on bloodflow, pelvic health, and putting the soft tissue under traction. It is a years-long process but it never stops.
>>34390298Foid handsYou can't steal any of my fun
>>34390299MDon't care. Girl, I guess? Idk, they tend to be close to their fathers. Playing sports with a boy would be fun as well though. Idk.
>>34390299MBoy because I'd have a better idea how to raise him given what I think my parents did right/wrong with me. But I don't feel strongly about it.
>>34390299M.Girl so I can have grandkids
>>34390299Boythe (rare) family name must live on
>>34390299MI don't think I really care. I want to have two or three kids and hope I get at least one son and one daughter.
I finished Frieren Season 2What did we think of it, /atoga/?
>>34390299>What gender, and if you only had 1 kid would you rather they be a boy or girl, and why?Tough call. The world is cold for boys and it feels like certain systems are stacked against them. On the other hand, I know firsthand the kind of things girls are susceptible to, no matter how much you try to protect them. Probably a boy.
IT STARTS WITH
>>34390320Sorry
>>34390319>I know firsthand the kind of things girls are susceptible to, no matter how much you try to protect themWhat are those things?
>>34390316I don't watch brainrot
>>34390324If Frieren is brain rot, what's a good show that isn't by your standards?
>>34390325Bluey
>>34390325>omgwtf how is my modern anime fantasy brainrot JUSTIFY YOURSELF NOOOOO>(HYSTERICS)point proven. Goodbye and burn in hell with the fags and furrys
>>34390323>What are those things?Sexual abuse and harassment, harmful beauty standards (though the whole leg lengthening surgery and bone smashing has me rethinking that in today's world), domestic violence, and uphill battles in male-dominated fields. Never mind the government trying to control women's bodies.
>>34390333I just wanted to know what your thought process is but you had an entire mental battle with a bogeyman version of me in your head so I guess my actual opinions don't matter. Christians don't make judgments of where others are going.
>>34390320One thingI don't know whyIt doesn't even matter how hard you try
>>34390299Female, it's the boring answer but I truly, genuinely don't have a preference
>>34390334Do young men growing up actually believe they need cosmetic surgery to stand a chance, or is that just a very vocal minority of wackos that's just getting promoted by social media algorithms? As a soilennial I'm cynical of everything I see on social media, but I feel bad for kids growing up nowadays if they actually believe that shit. I figured it was just a vocal minority.
People like Cl*vicular literally chemically castrate themselves to look good it's like defeating the whole fucking point of getting women. You might as well fuck other dudes.
>>34390351My friends in college shared stuff like that with me as a joke. Idk if teens take it seriously now or if incel shit like that has become widespread but I always took it as just crazy minority who actually take it seriously
>>34390351>As a soilennial I'm cynical of everything I see on social media, but I feel bad for kids growing up nowadays if they actually believe that shit. Bit of an aside- I want to believe that the people younger than us are smarter but I got handed a phone game at a party and it not only had shitty controls but it required you to perform activities in a fake-game to exit the ads and they're all just cool with this. It's utterly baffling. I think the best thing we were ever told growing up was to not use your real name on the internet.
>>34390346Freiren is gay shit you fucking mentally stunted retard. Get off
>>34390360>no argumentfascinating
>>34390299F. Boy. When I taught and babysat, I found it both simpler and more engaging to work with boys.
>>34390364Pedo alert
>>34390354I found out who this was from ppl younger than me
>>34390354>public figures aren't sane role models wow, absolutely enlightened take anon
>>34390356>why are people not outraged 24/7 over things they have no control being impotently outraged is exhausting and pointless is why
Did everybody die at the same time or is there a new thread?
>>34390401we're having an orgy
>>34390401The menhivemind concluded it was no longer worth asking women any more questions.
>>34390401it’s what happens when sw*ss spends hours spraying her cluster b diarrhea itt
>>34390401We kil >>34390354Clavicular is based desu>>34390237>hate every single one of you except for like 2 or 3. Fuck you all.Based and same
>>34390354lol he is micro dosing on meth, I have a couple of suicide bets going and he’s on my list
>>34390240>zeroIt was probably moids.You took all the white monsters too.
>>34390201Cute if real>>34390166>atoga on r9kYou can't be srs >>34390157You posted this at 4am Europe time...>>34390146Funny how every femanon is dating Chad, while most of the moids are single...
>>34390120Hope you get the job>>34390054Yes, it's called 4channel dot org
My coworker actually reached out to the woman she thought it was for me but she said it wasn't her. Damn :(
>>34390403/atogths/
>>34390160Had sex with my bf, finally not virgin anymore
>>34390054Yeah. There's a specific internet goonnette I get off to and she's ruining my ability to have realistic expectations of normal women.
I want a goth gf, a real one not just some random girl that wears black lipstick and black clothes
>>34389892When you decided to walk awaaay...>>34390160No, mine was horrible, but glad you had fun
>>34390438I could have had one this weekend if I wasn't a fucking retard
>>34390401I went to the gym. I'm skipping work tomorrow so I'll be here all night.
>>34390438Please define which exact type of goth gf you want or you are a poser.
>>34390442what happened?
>>34389866Piglet's Big Game OSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF3ghN-c10c
>>34390426Don't blame me, I prefer the strawberry flavor.
>>34390447She gave me a compliment and stared at me for 10 minutes while waiting for food after people left the bars on Friday. All I had to do was ask for her number. She said she liked my shirt and I said thanks, totally fucked up, she was a 9/10, 32Cs, maybe D cups, glasses, white, bangs. Perfect
>>34389812Good night anon <3 I couldn't sleep but hope you got some good sleepJust went to the bathroom and had to clean piss off the toilet seat lol ffs. Wtf is wrong with other moids. I'm going to fucking lose it.
>>34390450RIP, sorry to cheat that anon, there will be opportunities....Reminds me of the time some female freidnd said some goth girl was hitting on me at a bar, but I didn't believe them desu
>>34390206Maybe he does a bit>>34390198A lot of poorfags don't care about money beyond survival and a few fun things. They realise they're fighting a losing battle anyway
Seriously, what do women even offer men anymore?
>>34390438You’re a loser anyway why bother
>>34390444she wears black clothes, has piercings, smokes and actually listens to goth music
>>34390401Torontopajeet finally took his curry meds and went to sleep briefly
>>34390167I thought my ex was like this but she still dumped me for being a loser>>34390158It's not worth it, go back to sleep>>34390113Because the truth is usually boring or miserable
>>34390454If you don't want to father children and treat women nicely you can just go be gay.
>>34390456That's just a girl that is suicidal and prefers to get lung cancer and avoid eating.
>>34390063What was the context lol>>34390013>unless they have a dogYou just know...
>>34390462sound like my ex (my type)
>>34390453>poorfags Lmao
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>>34387237How to get gf at event 50 miles from where I live?
>>34390459Women raced to abort fetus and divorce rape. You can't spin that around on men
>>34390470If men don't make things in women to abort then there wouldn't be abortions.We have a Moid problem.
>>34390299mgirltodays society is too tough on men
>>34390470Also if men weren't so divorceable and insufferable towards women they promise to love forever infront of their families, divorce wouldn't exist.Another Moid problem.
>>34390475>>34390479Full of lies and spite. Mistake, miserable, hagdom
>>34389986This place was never "fun", it's always been a shithole>>34389979They are addicted to chad's
>>34390496It was a lot of fun from 2006 to 2011I’ve enjoyed the last few years more than most of the 2010s, too
>>34390519>2006Oh I meant these threads specifically kek I was too young for 06 4chanz
>>34390479If you wouldn't be such a fat sack of useless meat, maybe someone would date you. Another fatty problem.
Stop being in such a bad mood, you're scaring your house plants.
Guys I need actual advice>got fwb a week and a half ago>we make it clear that there would be no serious relationship due to religious reasons (don't ask)>despite that we fuck so good that she says stuff like "I can see that I'm falling in love with you" "you're mine" etc>cant reciprocate cause we know each other for a very short time and for now I have only sexual attraction to her>plus it takes me time to get emotionally attached to someone>she also likes a lot of attention and phone calls>I try to avoid too much talking cause its draining me since im an introvert and like my alone time and it's hard for me to talk to the same person all day every day>other than that the sex is good and she's willing to have lots of it so it's satisfies me on that frontWhat do? Should I keep it going with her? Should I cut it while it's early? Do we need to have a boundaries talk and if so then how without hurting her?
>>34390989Sounds like she is deeply infatuated and affectionate. There really isn't a problem aside from the fact that she's super affectionate and seems to lack the awareness of your emotional state or how emotional relationships develop.She sounds very immature, which is fine.Essentially, you need a conversation where you explain that she seems to enjoy more conversation and than you can provide for her as an introvert. And that you can't match her level of affection this early into a relationship. Make it clear that you not being able to match her energy is not you rejecting her.Without a deal breaker, less than two weeks is far too soon to determine if you should end things. It's also likely too soon to be "falling in love" but she feels what she feels.The only concerning thing is the general lack of awareness that gushing emotions at someone you started a clearly fwb situation.And that's if we're trusting that you clearly communicated that "no serious relationship" meant "fwb". There's a significant difference between "we can never get married" and "this is just a casual, sexual relationship".
