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>6yrs since last date
>Lets make Tinder
>"Upload 3 photos to show who you really are!"
>Fuck
How to make Tinder when I have boring life? If I was interesting enough to have pictures taken by my friends I wouldn't have to rely on Tinder...
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>>34388147
tinder is for gigachad to get laid with insta sluts
not for an incel
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>>34388147
Hire a photographer, and also learn to use your phone camera. It shouldn't take longer than 1 week to get 3 photos if you're trying.
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>>34388165
Ok but what photos? One would be regular profile picture but whats next two? Me going to work and me going from work? Or me playing videogames?
Do you understand what is my issue?
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>>34388147
>Step 1: stop acting like you need a “life” to take 3 pictures

Shower, trim whatever facial situation you’ve got going on, and wear clothes that don't make you look like a used condom. Use the sandwich method so you don’t dress like a colorblind toddler (dark–light–dark, you’re welcome).

Set a 10s timer and take like 50 photos. You’re not special, everyone looks dumb in the first 40.

Get a mix:

>one in a bar (yes, ask someone, you won’t die)
>one with an animal (borrow one if needed, women love creatures more than you)
>one outside so it looks like you’ve touched grass at least once this year
>1 to 2 decent selfies (not bathroom mirror... -_- )
>something hobby-related (yes, you have to lie a little, “gaming” is social suicide here)

For bio, keep it simple stuff: gym, travel, photography. Nobody’s checking, it’s all vibes anyway.

And lower your expectations. Tinder isn’t real life, it’s a rigged game. Even good-looking dudes get crumbs unless they’re built like a Greek statue or have a yacht.

You’re not there to win, you’re there to roll the dice. Don’t overthink it.
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>>34388182
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>>34388185
>>one in a bar (yes, ask someone, you won’t die)
I quit
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>>34388185
>>one in a bar (yes, ask someone, you won’t die)
If I need to ask someone to take a picture, why not just ask a girl for a number or whatever?
>>something hobby-related (yes, you have to lie a little,
What if she will be into same hobby and I would have to stick with it for rest of my life?
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>>34388192
If taking pictures is that hard, you're going to have a tough time dating. You think that's the final boss but you're actually on the tutorial level.
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>>34388187
Why is our society like this?
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>>34388147
>Ids nod faiiiir
Jerk off and ragepost about "foids" you whiny piece of shit
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>>34388258
Because breeding is a competition and not a charity giveaway.
Romantic love isn't real, it's merely an exchange of value between two parties which is conditional based on things like physical appearance and social status. You have to provide what women value in order to get what you value.
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>>34388147
Have you considered meeting people in real life?



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