/adv/ - So I have been doing my anthropological on /adv/ f - Advice

Anonymous

03/30/26(Mon)19:14:36 No.34389475

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Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:14:36 No.34389475 Archived

So I have been doing my anthropological on /adv/ for a year now and I compiled knowledge required to solve all problems person in current day and age can face. Through coding and thematic analysis I came to conclusion that there are 4 basic advices that can fix anyone's life.
Sorted by in order of importance,
>be yourself
>go outside
>get a job at McDonald
>have sex
You may also have questions regarding those advices. Below you can find frequently asked questions. Thanks for participating in my research, everyone.

>What do I do outside?
Outside you can be yourself, work at McDonalds and have sex.

>How do I get a job?
By being yourself and going outside.

>How do I have sex?
By having job, being yourself and going outside.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)19:35:11 No.34389528

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)19:35:11 No.34389528

>>34389475
>advices

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:06:49 No.34389594

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:06:49 No.34389594

>>34389475
leave it to people who think codes can decipher human behavior to get the intricacies of human interactions
>get a job at McDonald
so everyone that comes here is poor/unskilled?
i feel dirty knowing I talked with that vermin for so long.

Anonymous
03/30/26(Mon)20:19:04 No.34389614

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)20:19:04 No.34389614

>>34389475
If you go back far enough, you might even find that you have to go back to university, because there is no other way to meet women.

Real a$s niga
03/31/26(Tue)07:11:22 No.34390898

Real a$s niga 03/31/26(Tue)07:11:22 No.34390898

>>34389475
Shit advice

I've been on r9k and surrounding about more than a decade ago
In the middle I migrated to adv BC I realised I'm more about that type of shit (wanting answers)
Browsed only quickly though widely, different phases spikes yadda
Then decided to go hard all-out about a year ago (due to bigGG spike), also breaking the curse of the eternal lurker

The answer is
Go to university because that's the only place you can make friends and talk to women
Just draw BUT HOW by drawing
IFS Therapy
Do a backflip (upon jumping off the building)

If I leave my kids with a something (advice), that thing would be
Time everything
Document everything (alright fine "time" everything would already be included in this but hey, just to make it damn aware that your time is a finite fucking thing)
Lose your virginity as fast as possible

Anyway through Barnum effect I hereby declare your advice to be not shit, but a little menial

Now I can graduate from this board
Goodbye to you and all your fucking menial trivial petty and pathetic issues
I rest my case
But you didn't do anything
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