How do I stop this? I'm not trying to be gross or funny. It's every time I pee now. I try shaking, dripping. Nothing works. It's getting embarrassing.
Toilet paper. Why did you need to use a second human brain for this OP
You press under your balls where they meet the gooch and also milk the snake Combine those two
>>34390758Some people are so afraid of their own body they would literally never do this
>>34390544I never have this when I piss siting down. Pretty much only when I stand. I always try to piss with as much pressure as possible and imagine to pissmog someone. I think that already lessened the degree of the golden shower I give to my underwear. After you finish pissing, just stand there randomly for 30 more seconds. Flex that random muscle that is somewhere in your body that moves your dick. Then the one that makes the piss splash out aggressively if flexed. I think it is just your abs and shit. Then give him a little shake. Pull the foreskin back and forth. Helps with a few drops and lowers cortisol, because you once again prove to yourself that you are not jewish. >>34390558What do you think can he do with toilet paper? Do you think he is building up an insane amount of piss under the foreskin for a huge pissbomb just to let it go in the trousers? Nigga it is obviously piss that is internal. Nothing you can wipe. Except if he makes some sounding level shit and inserts it into his dick hole. Or he can bandage his cock like a fucking mummy and use the toilet paper as menstrual pad for piss.
>>34391201>What do you think can he do with toilet paper?Dab it against the end of his dick until the TP comes away dryDo I need to teach you how to wipe your ass too anon
>>34391216You have to be a woman. You might kick against the tip and make it dry as a fucking dessert. The water isn't there. It is underground. And it won't come out no matter how much you dab against it. It is like having a used garden hose (still wet inside) and bravely rubbing the ends and expecting all the water in that fucking 30 meter schlong to disappear. If you move the garden hose around, the water will drip out. Same with op's penis. >Do I need to teach you how to wipe your ass too anonNo.
>>34391247I’m a man. Most I’ve had to do is just squeeze the last bit out, but generally shaking it against it is enough to keep me from looking like I pissed my pants(Women also tend to appreciate when you don’t always have a little bit of dried piss at the end of your dick at all times)
>>34391274Let no man ridicule another for something that touches many men
>>34390544Go see a doctor.
>>34391201>>34390758>>34390558I am not OP but I do all these and there is at least a drop that falls in my underwear after I get out of the bathroom. I don't know why and I wonder if it has anything to do with my bad posture.But like I said it is in my underwear, it never gets to my pants like>>34390544So maybe OP has some really bad problem and like >>34391462 says maybe he should see a doctor.
>>34390544I take a piece of toilet paper and in front of the tip, and GENTLY squeeze the last half inch or so top and bottom. Usually this results in a little pee coming out. Like a few drops.
>>34390544Get a bidet. Maybe you have an abscess or sideways shit up your ass. Your dick works on gravity so something else is amuck. Saw palmetto is supposed to shrink up your prostate, if you want to try. Have plenty of salt and see how it goes. Use female products and let drip.
>>34391247Pretty sure women would recommend Kegels instead of saying just to wipe. 1/3 women have a similar problem. Pelvic floor muscles have a big impact on incontinence in both sexes. But also, >>34391462 is right.
>>34390544No matter how muchYou wriggle and danceThe final dropGoes down your pants.No matter how muchYou jiggle your pegThe final dropGoes down your leg.
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>>34390544splash water on the rest of your pants to camouflage it
