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>>34393765State gender. How's life, got anything interesting coming up? Any hobbies you've been particularly enjoying lately? New games or movies or books or albums?
>>34393731Honestly I could imagine him saying "your funeral" and not elaborating any further.Anyway my other friend continued texting me and called me tf out saying "At the same time it's probably best to not sit so close together or share blankets or stand close together if you're not interested in each other so theres no misinterpretation" and it's making me realize I might be interested but afraid of the other ramifications on my social life (regarding the rest of the friend group).
April Fool's is live?guess the anime character silhouette?
>>34393772I got a robot
Women, how would you feel if she showed up on the first date in a "white lives matter" shirt?
>>34393765A foid must have made that original pic. Only female creatures can be that delusional.
>>34393772I don't know who the buff bald dude in this gif is. I just know he comes from a newer metal gear.
>>34393769MNothing much going on with me, there's some family stuff going on but I'm just a spectator. I have been reading A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller Jr. which is a cool sci fi novel from the 50s, and on Friday I'm going to go see the 1966 Soviet film Andrei Rublev in the cinema.
>>34393769MI am going to take this opportunity to shill Shadow Slave. A very fun webnovel to read.
>>34393769M>How's life?Pretty good. I'm the least stressed I've been in weeks.>Anything interesting coming up?I'm driving across the country to visit family and friends in a few days. >HobbiesI finally had a good road trip this past weekend after a month of plans not really working out.>GamesUnfortunately I got back into trading card games (again).>MoviesHaven't watched any>BooksI found a bunch of old National Geographic photo essays I bought at a used book sale a couple years ago, and I've been reading through those in my free time.>AlbumsMostly old favorites, but last month I liked Last Room by Waveform and Thermal Memory by NVM the most of all the new stuff I listened to.
For F's When do you get the ick and wanna stop texting with someone. For example when he mentions his mom, hints that he is poor etc etc
>>34393769M. Pretty great for the most part despite really bad work troubles. I have to stay because I booked a 2 week vacation in Central Asia a few months out which might make finding another job before then hard. I need to get back into hobbies though. I’ve been a caffeine and nicotine fiend which isn’t helping my adhd so I keep getting distracted. Need to quit the nic. I’ve been listening to a lite of Hi-Lo and Space 92 lately. Saw Hi-Lo live and it was awesome.
Women, what is the appeal of older men.How much older are you aiming for?
>>34393784I never understood it. I don't think I'd go more than 6 years older.
>>34393784I don't see the appeal.
Would be funny if this moon mission just blew up because of all the cost cutting the government has been doing.
>>34393790were going back to the moon?
>>34393769MPretty good. Still playing my instruments, enjoying Final Fantasy and Diablo 2, and my new kittens :o. I can feel the winds of change starting to pick up...>movieFinally watched Dog Day Afternoon. I didn't know it was based off an actual event, thought it was really good and pretty funny at times. A solid 7.8/10 for me>albumhttps://youtu.be/RNAdRBGYzI4This one is pretty good. Black metal with some goth/post-punk elements. Tracks 1, 3, 5, and 9 are my favorite. The second half of the 9th song is sick - great way to finish an album
>>34393791They're sending a mission to flyby the moon but not land on it.
>>34393793manned or unmanned?
The Prime Ministers of Australia and the UK will be addressing their respective publics in a few hours, followed by Trump addressing the US tomorrow... starting to feel like there's going to be an invasion.
>>34393795It's a crewed mission, don't use gendered language.
>>34393795Manned
>>34393798kinda gay but i'll be more conscious of it in the future>>34393799neat
>>34393797We are already in a crypto WW3.
>>34393772HK from KOTOR
The masculine urge to go bankrupt after gambling your life savings. To lose everything and stand alone in the wreckage yet feel a twisted sense of power knowing you caused it
>>34393775probably a reddit mod
>>34393803
>>34393803Go to the bank as for a loan and gamble that. Repeat until jackpot
>>34393784Don’t see the appeal
>>34393765Girls.l be real with me.If I don't have friends or social life, should i even bother attempting to go for a girl I like? Would you be embarrassed to tell your friends and family that you haven't met his friends because ehe doesn't have any?
>>34393774Weird. Why did she ask me out
>>34393808ENTJ has no friends but still managed to get a gf.Are you really worse than him?
>>34393808It’s fine.
>>34393774Pass. I want to date a mildly racist white guy, not one that's either genuinely hateful or so deep in parody that he's being hateful by accident.
>>34393765Question for anyone at all who has experience meeting people off of dating apps, how do you respond to stuff like this and get comfortable with chatting in general? Maybe it’s just me but I just felt confused and slightly hurt, I get a good amount of likes but almost all matches get removed by the other party before the first message. I don’t really know how to talk to women online, especially when they’re not direct the same I tend to be. I assume there was some interest here but I’m not really a normie, maybe a failed one at best.
>>34393774Tangentially related but one time my best friend met me for lunch on (my) workday right down the road from my office with an ahegao t-shirt on.
>>34393808Just find a girl who also doesn't have any friends
>>34393813Dont think too hard, just reply
>>34393813What is that a message
>>34393769FLife is good. I have a bf and I had sex finally. I got some time off work so I’ve been playing a lot of Elden Ring and doing fashion stuff
>>34393779What trading cards?
>>34393813Ok let's be generous and pretend to assume this is legit and not bait>confused and slightly hurtI just smacked my forehead so hard it hurt. I mean this in the nicest way possible but you're not cut out for dating apps you should stick to the old fashioned way."Bad news" is "someone who looks like they'll fuck me so well I'll ignore my responsibilities and do things I otherwise wouldn't" context anon it's flirting come on.
>>34393820>I have a bf and I had sex finallyWhat was that like?
>>34393826A little scary, but amazing!
Where do the asexual schizos gather?
>>34393769F>How's life? A touch depressing since moving back in with my parents. I'm grateful, though. They've been asking me to move back in for a few years so I don't feel too guilty about accepting. >Any hobbies you've been particularly enjoying lately? Recently picked up the Lord of the Rings MMO, so I've been rereading the books. There's lots of newer fantasy I love but nothing can quite match the feeling of wonder LOTR gives me. And in a few weeks I'm getting some friends together for a day at a wildlife sanctuary!
>>34393817Yes>>34393816Yeah but with what, I don’t have anything in common with any of the girls I see on there outside of religion (it’s a Christian dating app). If they were into anime and other geeky stuff it would be easier but that’s almost never the case.>>34393825>stick to the old fashioned waySee that’s why I’ve been looking online for two years, no luck still but I live in an older area with few opportunities to meet people my age if I wanted to.>”someone who looks like they'll fuck me so well I'll ignore my responsibilities and do things I otherwise wouldn't"I’m a soft looking 28 year old twink who plays Pokemon and she was a 31 year old mature looking woman. Don’t get me wrong I have a good job and all that but I still feel like a child compared to some of these girls, I can’t imagine them looking at me in a sexual way like that.
>>34393832Dont think too hard
>>34393769FIt's been up and down but the general trajectory feels up. I've been going to the thrift store a couple of times and found some neat things. Easter brunch with my family coming up on sunday and I'll start sitting my moms dog regularly starting next week. I'm also considering trying to get a job at a library, it sounds cozy.What about you?
>>34393820>I have a bf and I had sex finally.How did you get a bf?
>>34393829Why did you move in with your parents? How old are you?
>>34393832Bro just say some corny shit like "wanna find out" damn. 28
>>34393827Explain
>>34393838You guys are kinda gay sometimes
>>34393832>28>twinklmao
>>34393835Eh.. he asked me out and I like him.
>>34393823Goat and Edison Yugioh (don't laugh). I got really into it last year and then stopped when I moved. I couldn't find a place that played retro formats near me and didn't want to play online.
>>34393838I don’t know how, sorry. It was my first time so it was scary, but it felt really really good.
>>34393843nice tranny larp
>>34393843Use your words
Lmfao at this exchange
>Cuckworm is jerking off again
>>34393845Type with both hands.
>>34393837I’ve never even hugged a girl outside of my family. I’m sure it would be easy if I had experience. Too wholesome to say stuff like that I guess, I dunno.>>34393840Well yeah I look better now than I did as a teen for sure. I know most people don’t but you don’t tend to age much with minimal sun exposure. Also I’m 140 pounds at 6’1 so you can imagine why I don’t feel that I come across as sexually intimidating.
I'm going to have a sexual intercourse with my moid tomorrow
What kind of music do you listen to?
>lust provoking image>irrelevant time wasting question
>>34393858You and all the other foids
>>34393860MJazz, prog, fusion, hip-hop, country, western, drum & bass, house, Eurobeat, soul and R&B.
>>34393860pop punk
>>34393842Hehe okay, I don’t care sounds fun
GenderHow do you come up with fun jokes and pranks?
>>34393860Mvidya ost, synthwave, pretty much everything besides rap and boomer rock
I'm trying to see if there would be any negative or if it would be degrading to me (f) to reach out to someone I had a one night stand with in 2024 to try and be friends? We were acquaintances before that and then things just got awkward and weird, but I had always looked up to this person and wanted to be friends and think they're cool.Would you think I am obsessed or have a crush or something weird if I added someone and said hi after a long time?She was quite belittling to me so I keep telling myself I shouldn't reach out as it makes me feel pathetic, but ultimately I do want to so avoiding it is just making me think about it even more than I should.
Men are checking me out at an alarming rate
how am I supposed to stay hopeful about women when every single source of information blackpills constantly>divorce rapes>high standards>hookup culture>hypergamyfrom facebook, twitter, instagram thats all the shit it shows me
>>34393874hey
>>3439383626. Got sick, can't work right now so that's why. They're letting me save my unemployment instead of paying them for rent and groceries. Once the doctors fix whatever it is I'll move back out and sneak money into my parents' accounts.
>>34393765Why does this one lady I work with seem to go out of her way to wave at me? I've barely talked with her beyond her telling me over the phone that her department is wrapped up for the night (is standard practice) and we rarely even see each other walking around the building. Sometimes I'll be walking along a balcony and she'll see me from the floor below where she works and wave or even say "hi anon" if customers aren't around. I'm too retarded to decode this shit, and my job (security role) doesn't allow me to be friends with the people I work around so I'm not really sure what to do.>tfw got jump scared by fucking Dagoth Ur in the new CaptchaLmao what the fuck
I am really annoyed at a woman, but should I be?For reference we are both 25. She's a virgin, never had a boyfriend, let alone gone on a date. I've waited 4 months until I finally kissed her, bought her flowers, talked with her for hour at night almost every night, bought her small gifts, took her out and so on.And now she's pissed at me for not inviting her to come at a random place in a neighbouring country that I didn't even want to go so much but didn't decline, because it'd feel bad.AND more importantly because she feels that I have degraded her by spitting in her mouth while making out in the back of my car.Sure, maybe I overdid it, but she let me, twice, even when asking if she was grossed out. And now she behaves like I made her drunk and had sex with her or something.What should I do?
>>34393765In the initial stages of dating (say, first three dates), how much texting do you like?
>>34393880She is just polite?That or she wants you to talk more with her. Try it and see what's up.
>>34393881>25>She's a virgin,come on. Let me guess, her hymen was broken due to sports or horseback riding right?
>>34393880just sleep with her nigga
>>34393873>Would you think I am obsessed or have a crushYes.
>>34393883Enough to see how I am doing, what's up, to show interest. If you really want to get a woman's attention ring her up.
>>34393860Usually the one with sound
>>34393874This is what led up to the whole metoo thing, isn't it?
>>34393769M. Read Blood Meridian a little bit ago and I'm kind of obsessed about it now. Also might have a new job on the horizon doing security stuff to replace my meaningless gay min-wage slop job, so that's cool
>>34393889are you m or f
>>34393885Still has it, just also has high functioning autism.
>>34393876Are you flirting with me right now?Awww so sweet, unfortunately I'm not interested though
>>34393875Be hopeful of finding a good one.
>>34393769M, I'm going to see my mom and f a m tomorrow for Easter for a few days, hopefully that'll be niceOther than that my life is in the shitter lol. I'm a NEET with no prospects and just sleep and drink all day. I don't enjoy anything
>>34393893F
>>34393896>Be hopeful of finding a good one.
>>34393875Spend less time on social media. Spend more time away from your computer and phone in general.
>>34393772Konata been wildin >>34393797I would rather watch paint dry than listen to Kier Starmer talk>>34393808>having no friendsThe BPD huzz see this as a plus
>>34393892Have you read Moby Dick? It's similar to Blood Meridian.
>>34393898...how much is too much
>>34393883MIf the next date is within a week I'm alright saving conversation for when we meet up in person. I might text her during the week if I have something to say, like if something reminds me of her. If there's a longer gap between dates for some reason I'll text her something for sure, and if she doesn't initiate anything herself after that I'll assume she's not interested.
>>34393899>She even really exist?One can only hope.
footfags vindicated
>>34393903Anon... Too much is when you clearly feel it is too much. Like when it feels awkward.
>>34393844Not trans. You can dream of dicks, but leave me out of it.>>34393845I used enough hee
>>34393884I'm literally not allowed to just hang out and talk with her. I have a posted spot that I'm required to be in, and I barely have enough time allowance to step aware for using the restroom during my shifts.>>34393886I'd love to get to know her and go on a date, but I do need my job and I'd get fired/reprimanded if I even went to the bar with the boys after a shift.
>>34393908If you don't find women's feet at least a little appealing you might be gay
>>34393900how will that fix anything? its like closing your eyes to pretend a danger isnt real
>>34393878That’s nice, good family. I hope things work out for you
>>34393909He has autism so he doesn't know
>>34393888so if I want to be normal my best option is just to ignore this person forever?But I'm sad we are not friends.I do NOT want to be pathetic. Well, I dont want her to see me that way.
>>34393902Nope, I'm relatively new to reading casually. I'll have to check that out after I read My Confession
I'm going to text my crush!
>>34393878>letting me save my unemployment instead of paying them for rent and groceriesThat's nice of them and a good idea>sneak money into my parents' accountsHeh, wholesome
>>34393881Eh it does sound like she's overreacting here, but you could've invited her, and maybe cut out the spitting thing>>34393908Bro gonna get sand in his mouth
>>34393921Based, report back
>>34393925True, and I apologized, for both. She now feels heartbroken or something. From that.. Like if she makes it such a big deal then I think things aren't going to work out.
>>34393925>Bro gonna get sand in his mouthYou're saying that'd stop you
>>34393918Consider if being "normal" is really in your best interest and worth it.I say just reach out. You might make a friend, and at worst you're back in the same position you are in right now.
>>34393910>you are le gay You say this every time someone calls you out for being a tranny, it's getting pretty unbelievable
>>34393921GoodGood luck
>>34393927I made a joke about her last Instagram post!
>>34393933Nice dubs..... And???!!!
>>34393934I'm terrified!
>>34393931Actually I don’t. I guess a lot of people get that vibe from you
>>34393914The internet isn’t real life, anon. People make money off of keeping you scrolling and clicking.
>meet girl>she becomes my long distance gf>we chat everyday for 5 months >she starts complaining about being exhausted from work and doesnt wanna hang out with me whenever I ask her to hang out>tells me that sometimes she can be a bit emotionally cold and aloof>5 days ago, she just stops responding to me altogether >doesn't block me or anything, just won't respond to me at allIs this some kinda test or something? I think if our relationship was over, then there'd be some kind of closure or something, or she wouldve blocked me and unfriended me and stuff on everything, but she's simply just not responding at all to me Not sure how I should handle this. I want to be loyal but I wish she would just communicate because IDK how long this will go on for or anything, I just don't know what to thinkI'm pretty sure she's not talking to any other guys or anything like that.Is this a common thing women do?
>>34393941She ghosted you mate
>>34393881>virgin>spitting in her mouthLmao
>>34393941Sounds like she’s tired and doesn’t want to communicate. It’s not a good sign for your relationship
>>34393938do you really think people fall for this?
>>34393928Sorry to hear it, hopefully she comes around>>34393929Touche
>>34393913This, I don't get aroused by them, but when I'm fucking her missionary and the feet are right next to my head, you're damn sure I'm worshipping them.
>>34393941It's a common thing that women do when they've started fucking and dating other people.
>>34393930I don't really care about being normal. I never am very good at that. What I do care very much about is people laughing at me bc I am gay which has happened since well before I even knew I was and got a lot worse after I kissed her. What I do not want is for her to tell people that some freak she made out with years ago is still trying to talk to her. I do not want to be pathetic. I also do not want to make women uncomfortable.
>>34393948There's at least one faggot that did
>>34393941If she's not communicating the way you'd like her to, start by telling her that, and if she keeps it up you need to move on because it's not going to work out.
>>34393939why does what they say line up with reality then
>>34393948Fall for what?
>>34393941>long distance gfhow many times will you faggots fall for thisLD DOESNT FUCKING WORK>she starts complaining about being exhausted from work>tells me that sometimes she can be a bit emotionally cold and aloofyou got ghosted dude, time to move on
>>34393890what about John Cage - 4'33''>>34393773>I got a robotxj9? just got her also lol
>sometimes to love someone, you gotta be a strangergender ;_;
>>34393955>I am gayPresumably so is she, or more likely bi like most women, if she made out with you.>What I do not want is for her to tell people that some freak she made out with years ago is still trying to talk to her. If she would treat you like that she's not worth anguishing over. Only one way to find out.>I do not want to be pathetic.Do you want to be cool more than you want a chance at cool friend?>I also do not want to make women uncomfortable.Heh. I can sympathise with this.
>>34393966MYeah, women are pretty much only lovable from afar. And they don't want anyone's love.
>>34393965No I think it was from Star wars
>>34393969>coh right lol nvm >>34393966"if you love her you'll let her go" ahheh only if you're not compatible I think
>>34393966I wish we could go back to being strangers
>>34393970disagee. leaving isn't the same thing as escaping, and letting go isn't the same thing as abandoning. it is not healthy for a parent to hold on too tightly to their kid, for instance. the love on the parent's part is letting go but being a resource for them, and love and the kid's part is separation but returning when needed. wouldn't you agree?>longcat captchauhh based?
Nothingburger. Calling it.
>>34393944>>34393964But why wouldn't she just give some verbal closure confirming it's over, why wouldn't she unfriend me and block me on everything if it's over, I just don't understandWhy would she do this to me
>>34393974You didn't already gather that from seeing recent events? Anyone with two brain cells to rub together could tell you this shit wasn't going to go away in a few weeks or even a few months. The biggest danger is panic buying retards, I keep seeing boomers with jerry cans taking all the fuel and making the stations run out. My local station banned jerry cans because of those old cunts.
>>34393941This isn't a women (or men) problem, it's a long distance problem
>>34393914what danger? the danger is social media making you believe all that black-pilling bullshit.ignore it.
>>34393977Has she been speaking to anyone? Or online? >>34393967Yeah we will see. I'll try to message and see what happens.
>>34393977>why wouldn't she just give some verbal closure confirming it's over, why wouldn't she unfriend me and block me on everything if it's overBecause that's more mentally stressful and takes more effort for her than just ignore you.
>>34393983>Has she been speaking to anyone? Or online? She has been online, but not speaking to anyone or posting anything
>>34393983Good luck, hoping for the best for you.
>>34393875Same but for men. Unless you all really are rapists, abusers and deadbeats.
>>34393974>urging people to try conserve fuelnigga people can barely afford petrol anyway lol>>34393976I prefer cheeseburger>>34393975well ye a balance is needed, agreed
>>34393985You don't know what is happening until she says something so try not to crash out too bad. Is she not speaking to anyone? Or just not speaking publicly/to you.
>Credit card companies often use the term “deadbeat” to refer to customers who consistently pay their balances in full each month. These individuals avoid accruing interest charges, effectively denying card issuers one of their primary revenue streams.
>>34393993How's this ATOGA related exactly? >These individuals avoid accruing interest charges, effectively denying card issuers one of their primary revenue streams.Makes me just a little erect knowing that I'm literally cucking an entire company.
>>34393995
>>34393991Idk who any of her friends are, desu, so idk if she is talking to them or whatOnce every few days she posts some memes and stuff publically but she hasn't done that in a week, but her Steam profile says she logs in to briefly play a gameSo idk what's going on, she usually appears offline on everything all the time, so I never actually know when she's online or anything. But she hasn't reposted anything on her Instagram in a week either, when she normally does. So she is online but she's like not particularly active or anything like she normally isI sent her a message saying that idk if she's ghosting me or not, but I'll give her a week to respond before I decide to move on
>>34393999Well it is quite literally cucking them, I'm spending my money through their service and they don't get to make any revenue from me and they just get to watch.
>>34394002It's literally not.
>>34394004Fine, maybe it's more findom than anything.
>>34394004NTA, but maybe you should explain why it's not
>>34393989not just balance, but unconditional acceptance. sorry for the pedantry, but it has been on my mind tonight.
It's over. She doesn't actually care about me. She cancelled our appointment without letting me know through email that she's sick this week. I got her flowers for no reason. This is why I hate these bitches. Every time I let my guard down and trust one of them, they do some fucked up shit.
>>34394006Maybe you should learn how to use a dictionary.
>>34393993Why do people get credit cards? I just have a debit card, never saw the point in having credit.
>>34394008We told you
>>34394008>go on date with girl and she talks about getting being ghosted all the time and how horrible those experiences were>ends up ghosting me immediately
>>34394007>unconditional acceptancenah I agree any loving parent should do this really>>34394011>Why do people get credit cardsbc I needed the doshbut if you're responsible you can build up a good credit rating or whatever (mine's been maxxed out for ages lol)>>34394008>without letting me know through email that she's sick this weekthat sucks, maybe she's very unwell thoc'est la vie
>>34394011It helps for future loans like a home loan or car loan from the bank, as it is a way of proving you can pay your debts on time. It can greatly increase your credit score.
>>34394013Kek, that's basically what happened here. She told me by email to "definitely let her know if I can't make it" then I got the day free just for her to cancel it.>>34394012I know, I know... but I still hoped that she wouldn't screw me over because we have a history together. My mistake of trusting a bitch.
>>34394011>never saw the point in having creditPretty much what >>34394015 and >>34394016 said. Day to day it might not be that meaningful, but it helps when seeking loans or whatever for big stuff like houses (lmao) or cars where having/spending a giant lump sum might not be feasible or beneficial.Personally I use my credit card as pretty much a debit card and pay it off like every other week or as needed based on my spending.
>>34393872>synthwavebased synth nationstay jamming <3 https://voca.ro/1czgSHwigsAM
How can women be so fucking cold hearted
>>34393977>But why wouldn't she just give some verbal closure confirming it's over, why wouldn't she unfriend me and block me on everything if it's over, I just don't understand>Why would she do this to mebecause thats hard and women are like an electrical current, they take the path of least resistancealso telling you this/blocking you/unfriending you puts her into the position of having to be mean, and by just ghosting you she retains the facade of not being a bad person
>>34394019I want to get a credit card for that but all the ones I've found have monthly fees and I don't want to pay some company for a glorified bank card.
>>34394021I have to protect my heart from evil moids
>>34393982its an exampleits like being surrounded by lions and closing your eyes to pretend you're safeclosing the internet doesnt change the fact that those things about women are true
>>34393974Yep, not much more any other country can do. Even moron leaders seem to be on the same page about trump, that’s how incompetent he is lol
>>34393988I dont know about thatbut men who rape, abuse or/and are deadbits are never in need of women to do those things tofunny isnt it
>>34394023nta, I wouldn't pay for a credit card, unless you can afford it and want to build up a good credit score; a lot of banks offer them free of charge alongside a current accountjust don't be like me, max out your credit card and overdraft and never pay it off, I keep getting letters from the bank lol
>>34394027Raping your hand doesn't count
>>34393939NTA but>divorce rapes>high standards>hookup culture>hypergamyare not originated on the internet.
stayed up for 24 hours and still I was only able to sleep 7 hours, my sleep schedule is still ruined
>>34394027TrvkeFoids put themselves around violent men willingly then they're surprised when those men are actually abusive
>>34394034rip, I also wish I got more sleep ;_;hope you can get more sleep soon <3
I wish a woman could heal me like in this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fti-vMQPNAg
>>34394023My credit union treats me right, no fees unless I go full tard and use a 3rd party ATM or something
>>34394034>only able to sleep 7 hoursThat's not bad.Your day today is gonna suck, but if you can tough it out without more than a powernap you can go to bed early and your sleep schedule can slowly start fixing itself.
>>34394034That's how long you're supposed to sleep. As long as you went to sleep and woke up at the right times then that's how it's supposed to be
>>34394041>tfw wake up to piss every night at some retarded hour like 2 or 3amI have no idea if this is normal but it's pissing me off.
>>34394037I was sleeping way too much lately and now I couldn't stay asleep I kept waking up so it wasn't 7 hours straight>>34394040yeah I hope so>>34394041the problem is that I woke up at 11pm so I'm going to get sleepy at around 1 pm hmm wait that's not too bad actually
>>34394042nta but same, recently I've been waking like 2/3 times a night and can't sleep after like 6am xP
>>34394045Is it that we're old or just stressed? It's been going on so long now that I can't remember if it was always this way or not. I manage to fall back asleep after going since 2am is early enough but I'm stuck awake if it's at 5am.
>>34394042At least you don't piss the bed.
I peed in God's toilet
>>34394046>manage to fall back asleep after going since 2am is early enough but I'm stuck awake if it's at 5amyeah I'm similaridk I think I'm just mentally ill and drink too much lol but ymmv
Women thoughts on your moid being strong enough to kill you with his bare hands but choosing not to do that because he loves you?
>>34393885 Sydney…
>>34394057>thoughts on your moid being strong enough to kill you with his bare handsThere's a reason I have a concealed carry permit.
>>34394060You're gonna shoot your own moid
>>34394057It highlights how delicate he is with me, so it's sort of hot.
>>34393885The only girl I know who was a virgin at 24 was:>Non-white>Fucking nuts
>>34394061>You're gonna shoot your own moidIf he deserves it.
>>34393860what kind of songs/music do you like anon? post some links :D
>>34394064Cold just because he's big and strong doesn't mean he'll crush you. What if he treats you like a porcelain doll
>>34393977Ghosting is easy, you don't have to do anything. If you press her, she might respond with something like "I don't feel like that anymore". Respect yourself, let it be, if she doesn't reach out, then it's done.
>>34394067>What if he treats you like a porcelain dollThen I'll definitely shoot him.
>>34394069So you want it rough
State genderAre you morbidly curious about life/crime?I have hooked on this YT channel that mainly talks about disappearances and caving/diving accidents. The one time YTs sidebar recommendation actually suggested entertaining stuff.
>>34393885Contrary to what people here believe, there are plently of virgins around or above 25. In most cases they're either afraid of sex or mental in some way.
>>34394071MI used to watch true crime videos but eventually you realize there's only a few reasons to kill someone and the stories are all pretty much the same.
>>34394057he can try, I have a gun
>>34394072Not true, I am just hideous. And no, I do not blame anyone, not even Women.M, but that’s pretty obvious.
>>34394071F. No. I like happy endings, so truecrime and stuff like that just bums me out.
>>34394071>Are you morbidly curious about life/crime?M, definitely, I used to spend many nights reading about unresolved mysteries, murder cases and such>>34394046annoying thing is I could prolly go back to sleep now but there's construction next door >_> anyway hope your sleep improves soon anon
Men, if you have (or if you had) a girlfriend, do you ever think about how easy it would be for her to murder you? Stab you through the heart in your sleep, drug you and suffocate you, slip some slow-acting poison in your food or drink... there are so many ways. And it would be so easy to make it look like an accident, or self-defence, that she'd probably get away with it. I feel like men don't worry about this nearly enough.
>>34394080If I'm stupid enough to get killed by a w*man I deserve my fate
>>34394071No, I'm not a female.
>>34394071>Are you morbidly curious about life/crime?M. No. Life is depressing enough as it is.
>>34394072not female ones
>>34394075Humans sure are “something”… yikes>>34394078Definitely… >>34394079Man… some of the circumstances are spooky.
>>34394070>So you want it roughNo, I want (and expect) to be treated like a human being.
>>34394080dont threaten me with a good time
>>34394071Sometimes I watch people get their guts splayed out on rekt threads but I'm pretty desensitized. Bone breaking vids are still kinda gross though
>>34394080I love her but she is definitely not smart enough to get away with killing me.
>>34394080>do you ever think about how easy it would be for her to murder youyeah, but hopefully I'd have it coming, and death doesn't faze me desutfw no yandere gf jk
>>34394089You're so boring not even trying to entertain the question
>>34394080I won’t have to worry, because too hideous to ever have a GF.Not trying to get pity, just saying it is what it is.
>>34394093How pathetic must you be to flex on 4chan that you watch gore videos? You're just a sad edgelord.
>>34394088>some of the circumstances are spookytruth is sometimes stranger than fiction...>>34393860been making a lot of dark ambient stuff recentlyhttps://voca.ro/1aewrgc5rtng
>>34394094>I love her but she is definitely not smart enough to get away with killing me.It doesn't take much intelligence to stab you in your sleep. Or to push you off the platform and under a train when you're not expecting it. She's probably intelligent enough to cook oysters, too.
>>34394080Yeah it's very easy to harm the other person. She could easily make me a eunuch (greek or chinese) during sex, or murder me in my sleep, poison my food, etc.She has a tendency to fuck with me while I sleep, but other than that I'm not worried.
>>34394103I'm not flexing I'm just answering his question, that's where my morbid curiosity takes me
>>34394100>I won’t have to worry, because too hideous to ever have a GF.I'm sure some woman will want to murder you just because you're hideous.
>>34394106>She has a tendency to fuck with me while I sleepOoh, that's how it starts....
>See woman at work>The second most gorgeous woman I've laid eyes on>Not the standard of beauty in my cunt>She looks almost exactly like my high school teacher
>>34394108lol, true, true…
>>34394110Talk to her.Many such cases.
Very weirdly bright tonight. It is a full moon but that was true last night and it wasn't this bright. Maybe the thin low layer of cloud is both letting the light of the moon through and reflecting back artificial light from the ground.
>>34394057I mean I hope there's more than one reason he's choosing not to but I get the sentiment sohot
>>34394116Vampires and werewolves BTFO!
>>34394105Sure, killing someone is easy, but you said making it look accidental and/or justified, and I don't see her managing it. Even if I die I will surely be avenged.
Men who enjoy (or want) bjs, aren't you worried she might take your dick between her back teeth, bite as hard as possible, and not let go until she's bitten right through it? Putting the most vulnerable part of your body between someone's teeth seems risky.
>>34394110some of those highschool teachers were baddies... I agree with other anon, unless circumstances prohibit you, might as well chat to her a bit>>34393772I just got tomoko lol, fitting...
>>34394110>Not the standard of beauty in my cuntWhat?
>>34394121this has run through my mind many times but it's a risk I'm willing to takethough yeah in terms of a hookup this would scare me lol>>34394123I'm guessing he means in his country lol
>>34394121Aren't you worried that when he eats you out he'll clamp your clit down between his incisors and guillotine it?
I've started nofap 2 days ago, the plan is to save all up until the end of April just to see if it really does do anything different to your head. Is it bad that the sole reason I'm doing this is just because I've got nothing else going on? Work is work, home life is pretty dull now that I've embraced economic ruin, can't watch any entertainment because as far as I know it's trying to brainwash me to be a super liberal or a woke conservative or whatever the labels are nowadays.I personally find it pretty fucking pathetic that the most interesting thing I could think of to do in my life right now is to see what happens when I on't spank it for a month.
>>34394122Chat, sure. We're both taken though.If I ever become single, I know the type to look for.
>>34394126I mean it's a respectable discipline pursuit lolat least personally I find if I nofap too long I just end up having wet dreams so it's kinda lame
>>34394125NTA, but I ask my bf not to use teeth at all during oral specifically because I don't totally trust men to be delicate when they're horny.
should I try this? feetfags deserve to be exploited
>>34394127>We're both taken thoughoh>The second most gorgeous woman I've laid eyes onif the first your gf or...>If I ever become single, I know the type to look for.......
>>34394126im just finishing my lent and I quit jerking off due to itits not that different honestly. You get extra energy during the first week then it tapers off back to normal
>>34394121No because I know she wouldn't. And if she does see >>34394120. I would literally prefer to kill her and bleed out rather than save myself and let her get away with it.
>>34394126Just jerk off.
>>34394121It's the ultimate sign of trust.
>>34394131I dont think you understand what the attractive part of the foot causes a foot fetish.that would do nothing for me>hey guys I wrote your name with a pen pressed between my tits, pay methe foot is the attractive part, not something your foot touchest.footfag
>>34394137>for me >he thinks every footfag is the same how's life as a sub 50 IQ creature?
>>34394121both of my hands are free if she's blowing me. a hook to the side of the head would do some damage for sure
>>34394138They are tho
>>34394121It would be much harder than you think to actually bite off a penis
>>34394138my opinion is correctanyone less degenerate than me is a prudeanyone more degenerate is a savage barbarian subhuman
>>34394120Meh, it's easy to get away with murder. Roald Dahl came up with a good method. You buy 13 oysters. Keep 12 in the fridge. Bury the other one in the soil of a potted plant for 24 hours. Then, for the evening meal, serve yourself six oysters and him the other six. Before your put the plates on the table, squeeze one drop of liquid from the 13th oyster into each of his six. This will give him such a bad case of shellfish poisoning that he won't survive the night. And if anyone investigates they'll simply find thirteen empty oyster shells, and a case of accidental shellfish poisoning - pure bad luck.(Chill out, mods, I'm not *advocating* this or planning to try it, I'm simply pointing out that methods for killing someone and making it look like an accident do exist).
>>34394142This but unironically
>>34394129I suppose it is. >>34394133That'll help with work at least we're in peak right now and working daily overtime >>34394135i have work in 20 minutes plus I'm not really in the mood either
>>34394125>Aren't you worried that when he eats you out he'll clamp your clit down between his incisors and guillotine it?I'm gay, so no.
>>34394145It wasn't a suggestion, it was a demand.
>>34394132My gf is the most beautiful and my type for sure, but cultural differences makes a second relationship with her kind unattractive.
The going to sleep move for me is putting on a podcast and putting a rolled up shirt over my eyes, I leave only the right earbud in so it falls out when I roll over.
>>34394143I doubt this would actually reliably cause death.
>>34394139>both of my hands are free if she's blowing me. a hook to the side of the head would do some damage for sureYou're going to punch a woman in the side of the head while she's biting through your dick? That would probably help to rip it off.
>>34394148Yikes…Forget I asked.
>>34394151if she's already bitting down she's already bitting down.hold her head still with one hand, strike with the otherare you new to this?
>>34394149that's high IQ lolsometimes I put in a podcast to chill if I can't sleep/am overthinkinggonna eat then powernap then try to be productive...
>>34394147You can't control me!
>>34394150In the days before fridges, people used to die from shellfish poisoning quite frequently.
>>34394155It's too late for you, now. You won't make it more than another day or two.
>>34394156>people used to die from shellfish poisoninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1USdCFPR_A
>>34394153>are you new to this?Am I new to the process of punching a woman in the head while she's attempting to bite your dick off? Uh, yeah, I am.
>>34394161well listen to your elders then
>>34394161Just have a massive penis, and she will pass out from it.
>>34394158We'll see about that
Femanons:How’s the kot?
>>34394163I don't pass out from massive penis. I pass out from tiring myself out while riding it. There's a difference.
>>34394164I wasnt asking that at all but go off queen
How was your first knot?
>>34394166What is it
>qt server starts working at my local bar>absolutely gorgeous>super friendly>I can not emphasize just how fucking beautiful she is>tfw she's already happily married with kidsWhy do I keep falling for unavailable women?
>>34394166I don't own one.>>34394168Oh. Nevermind.
>>34394126Enjoy the increased risk of cancer
>>34394170Cat, I mean.
Men with high-paying jobs.Would you date a cashier?Women with high-paying jobs.Would you sate a cashier?
>>34394167Daaaaaamn.
>>34394174mythwet dreams exist for a reason
>>34394177MI don’t care.If she worked at McDonalds, or was jobless, still doesn’t matter.
>>34394177F No
>>34394177>Women with high-paying jobs. >Would you sate a cashier?Idk, I don't have a high paying job
>>34394172because the desirable ones stop being single the moment they hit puberty?
>>34394179I don’t care what your cope is, have fun
>>34394181Harsh.
>>34394180>>34394177Meant to say, yes, I would.
>>34394185it's op samefagging
hips gyrating, rotating, rolling. do you imagine dancing or "dancing"?
>>34394189I don't do either of those
>>34394187Cope.
>>34394189Dance like it’s nobody’s business ;)
>>34394191cope
>>34394185I guess. I want someone similar to me financially. I live in a expensive city and want a good apartment
>>34394187It’s not, cope boi
>>34394189>hips gyrating, rotating, rollingme in da club fr>>34394180McDonald's is a good employer tbf>>34394172the hotties get snatched up>>34394169in the scouts, yeah not too bad
>>34394195Oh, I see.
>>34394197it is, cope tranny
>>34394189That's just how I dance. I'm not coordinated enough to do much more than that.
>>34394198>McDonald's is a good employer tbfIt's still embarrassing to work there. You're better off earning less at a prestigious company than earning more at a place people look down on.
>>34394200What with the obsession with trans people?
>>34394205go ahead, say I'm gay again
>>34394177not only would i date her, i would offer her the option of not being a cashier
have I been a good boy this week?
>>34394204Truly spoken like someone who has never had to do anything uncomfortable to survive.
>mexicans have train cars for womenthis is what happens when a blind ugly mexican dude is in the woman's train carhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQkT-tsvtYUthis is what happens when an old man gets in with his wifehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZHRiwWlzRd0>this is what happens when a hot tall foreigner gets in the carhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/T5f2zMD6iY8good day.
>>34394208uh huh :3c *pat pat pat*
>>34394206Aw people have been saying that a lot to you huh. So you want to pick on others as cope?
>>34394212you might be a bit slow in the head
>>34394071FYeah I used to fall asleep to forensic files. Strange disappearances, bizarre deaths, I'm also very into cave/diving accidents and sometimes fall down an airplane crash rabbit hole. Less into regular old murders now I'm more into accidents. Feels less rude somehow. Which YouTube channel?
>>34394213rofl he was probably dropped as a baby and now his head has a permanent dent in it, like a FARTOON character smashed against a wall
>>34394071myes, i too love Scary Interesting, i was lucky enough to find his channel when it was relatively new and i'm so happy to see it become so successful
>>34394211thanks! I'll do my best to be a good boy this next week too!
>>34394213So much cope lol
>>34394217oh i'm a guy btw
>>34394209I have, I worked at a grocery store. What I said still holds true.
>>34394219and I'm a dog!
>>34394214For now, “Chilling Scares”, but mostly “Scary Interesting”.There are probably better channels, idk.
>>34394220I'd be willing to put up with any humiliation if it meant I was providing the most I possibly could for my family. I wish I could rely on men to think that way, too.
>>34394204>embarrassing to work thereI don't think there's anything embarrassing about working an honest job that makes people happyif people "look down" on it that's hypocritical and dumb lol
>>34394198>in the scoutsSounds about right.
>>34394216Right on!I only found out this year, so I am just binge watching every now and then.
>>34394214>sometimes fall down an airplane crash rabbit holelol one femanon here got me into thiswhat did you make of Air India Flight 171
>>34394220>worked at a grocery storengl this was one of the best jobs I ever had, just stacking wine shelves all day and talking to milfs
>>34394223>I wish I could rely on men to think that way, too.I'm a man talking. The place you work at and what you do matters to foids, they won't date a McDonald's worker or a janitor.
>>34394221no you're not. you're a good dog, every dog has his day and for you it's every day
>>34394223Bingo.
>>34394149This is exactly what I do. Sometimes I use a beanie instead but it's bad for my hair.>>34394222Lol I figured it was Scary Interesting. I watch those too.>>34394227I feel like I've definitely watched a mentour pilot video on this one but I'd have to brush up to give you any real thoughts.
>>34394227Are u Indian?
>>34394227something tells me the destination was not redeemed?
>>34394222Scary Interesting sounds like he makes a lot of emotion up.>Katie was a cave diver who was really excited to visit the Anal Rape Death Cave in Nebraska, but her friends were worried. She told them she'd be fine, she was an experienced diverLike did you interview them? It turned me off his videos.Fascinating Horror is a little less egregious on that end.
>>34394244no lmaowas just another one I predicted was a pilot suicide and people called me crazy til the truth was unveiled
>most suicides are by men>normies only talk about a "general" suicide epidemicwhy?
Question for menScale of 1 to 10 how weird is it if your girlfriend somewhat frequently takes pictures of you while you're sleeping?
>>34393769just got 5 bucks so finna get some easter cardsfuck it we ball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5N2p-nMUZQ
>>34394250>talk about a "general" suicide epidemicbecause plenty of women commit suicide/have mental health issues, it's not a gender competition, it's a general issue>>343942517 that is pretty weird but also wholesome lol, idm itjust don't get me from my bad angle
>>3439425110why is she taking pictures of me while I sleep?
>>34394247Ohh, gotcha.>>34394246I think he said he has some people contribute, so maybe they put in their own opinions. IDK…
>>34394251if i love you a lot then 1, i want you to share them with me so we can bond over how extra silly i look when i'm seepy
>>34394250This is probably not why it's more of an interesting fact. More men succeed but more women try. They're more likely to attempt using methods that won't mutilate their bodies. Men want to get the job done. Women don't want to make or be a mess.
>>343942516 - hopefully she is telling me in advance why and depending on how many she has boarded so far
>>34394251I would rather die alone than have my private space invaded like that. It's something I'd probably try to sue for, as well.
>>34394259Hoarded***
>>34394254>because plenty of women commit suicide/have mental health issues, it's not a gender competitionwhen 8/10 suicides are done by men youd think youd have to turn your heads and pay more attention to men than women, likeswise, if most women suffer street harassment, Id be an asshole to make it about men and women.but maybe Im too much of a man to understand you.
I won't read your post of it has less than two replies
>>34394258no need to be abstract, humans are flesh machines, remember. men are more wired to action due to testosterone and lower levels of prefrontal dopamine i.e. less self-control. women have higher empathy from more active emotionsl circuitry and higher levels of self-control because estrogen circulates more dopamine in the body
>>34394250Root causes are the same
>>34394251M10
What is the meaning of this april fools gag?
wtf is with you guys and sleep? my friends and i take random pics of each other all the time, even when sleeping. you guys need to get a grip
>>34394258>it's more of an interesting factit's also wrong.in countries with no fireguns everywhere, ie rest of the world except USA, men ALSO commit more suicide, even by methods that aren't violenthere's an study that even ACCOUNTING for same method of suicide men do it morehttps://link.springer.com/article/10.1186/s12888-017-1398-8>More men succeed but more women tryno, women try more times. it's not the same as more women try.one woman can try to commit suicide 10 times and fail, vs ten men can try and succeed. more men are trying to commit suicide .
>>34394268Media literacy
>>34394251There was an anon here who said his gf would take pics of his soft dick while he was sleeping and then she posted it for her friends to see
>>34394266>>34394262
>>34394251is this a thing women do? watch people while they sleep? because I remember I caught my cousin staring at me while I was sleeping a few times
>>34393499 #>the other day i asked this girl out on instagram, she said it was a nice gesture but wasnt interested, i replied that i understood ad it didnt seemed like it was akward or weird, then she unfollowed me on instagram and i dont understand why she did thatThat was harassment, dude!
>>34394275Femanons exposed!!Is ogre, ladies!
>>34393795It's womaned
>>34394254>weird but wholesomeI'll take it>from my bad angle Those would be the ones I send you >>34394255Because she loves you and thinks you're cute? And it's funny?>>34394257Ofc I'm not going to refuse to show you pictures of yourself>>34394259The why is sometimes just because, maybe his hair looks silly, funny pose, his butt looks good, whatever. The hoard is accessible to you by request at all times.>>34394260I want to tell you you're no fun but I'm going to resist that and respect your boundaries.
>>343938204'10" Japanese femanon?
>>34394274Root causes are the same. But men face scrutiny from mostly other men for caring about mental health. There has been a lot of effort from men and women to lessen societal gender roles.
I used to watch my sister sleep when I woke early to jump scare her
>>34394280I guess that’s fine.Probably really depends on how long we have dated, and if she is sharing without my consent. If everything gravy, I guess the rating drops to a 3.
>>34394283>But men face scrutiny from mostly other men for caring about mental healtheven if that was true, Im asking why professionals and studies dont talk about a male suicide epidemic instead of a general one.
>>34394174Don't pretend like you've read the studies.
>>34394280>Because she loves you and thinks you're cute? And it's funny?well that's pretty wholesome actually.wow I love my hypothetical gf
>>34394262I agree men's mental health ought to be addressed more, but I just think making it a gendered issue distracts from the core problem and trying to support people moreat least in the UK 25% of suicides are by women and it's increased by 32% over the last decade, clearly a lot of people are struggling regardless of gender>>34394269>my friends and i take random pics of each other all the time, even when sleepinghigh school slumber party ahh
>>34394286They do, the root causes are the same
>>34394280>Those would be the ones I send yourude lol, what is it with women and doing this>>34394284>I used to watch my sister sleepmost sane 4chan poster
>>34394283>But men face scrutiny from mostly other men for caring about mental healthMy experience has been the exact opposite.
>>34394267Whyyyyuh>>34394269My dad used to do it to me I swear it's not weird I just think it's funny. I used to like catching my sister picking her nose in pictures and sending them to her until she started taking pictures of me in public bathroom stalls and sending them to me lmao.>>34394273Ew no I get per.issiom for dick pics and don't share. I don't even share the feeling pics.>>34394275I obviously like looking at him and find him attractive and when someone is sleeping you have a good opportunity to really get a good look at them without them feeling weird about it. I'm not thinking anything creepy I'm appreciating his eyebrows n shit. The pictures are more for giggles most of the time but I do take them when he looks cute.
>>34394264Fewer*
>>34394293Your experience is not what makes the majority, sorry that happened to you.
>>34394283this >>34394293, and my friends like racist catholic neonazi types. we have not been in the 50s now for a very, very long time. there is a difference between being open and whining, and the timing of when you should be open, and apparently feminists can't comprehend this
>>34394297Do you have any data showing which is more common?
>>34394281Yeah! How are you?
>>34394292>rude lol, what is it with women and doing thisYou're allowed and encouraged to do it back. Does that make it better?
>>34394290>I agree men's mental health ought to be addressed morecool>but I just think making it a gendered issue distracts from the core problem men suffer street harassment too. should I make street harassment an ungendered issue?>>34394291nice circular logic. why, at least.
>>34394296posts here carry weight and are very important to me
>>34394300I'm well, thanks. Congratulations on your relationship.
>>34394295I see, I just feel weird about that since I caught my cousin, no joke since then now I feel exposed when I sleep and feel the need to cover my face.not really her fault though, I'm just very autistic
>>34394303Your fat ass carries weight
>>34394308I am burning!
>>34394308got em!
>>34394307In her defense if you don't hang out a lot and she's never seen you sleep it's not that weird. She could literally just be jealous of your hair or something.
there's a hooters game on ps1
>>34394313there's a hooters game in my pants
>>34394313I'm in an anti-titcow mood today. So don't start.
>>34394312actually we did hang out a lot as kids but I think that was the first time I slept at her house
>>34394315woah based, I'm always in that mood
>>34394301>allowed and encouraged to do it backalright we're even stevens>>34394302>should I make street harassment an ungendered issueI mean, imo yes lol, harassment is harrassment>>34394313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C8_zJ-aoB8they need to have this game rigged up to a PS1 in hooters lolsometimes, you Americans are pretty based desu
>>34394305Thank you!
>>34394318Good. Unless you're one of the "I hate women in general" posters.
>>34394319>I mean, imo yes lol, harassment is harrassmentok, im not talking about your personal opinion but the general society consensus.
An end of an era is just around the corner.
>>34394313https://www.speedrun.com/hooters_road_trip?h=Any&x=7kjpvegk people actually run this game lmaosub55 any% when?? should I route/TAS this game lol
>>34394324Yea I will no longer be eligible for the 27 club, which means I failed as an artist
>>34394295>WhyyyyuhI hate having my picture taken and I dont like people having my pictures because I dont know what they'll do with them
>>34394323well I think men's sexual assault/harassment is gradually being taken more seriouslybut yeah you still have the boomers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qGdzvc9mig
>>34393858Where does he usually finish?
>>34394320Shut up.
>>34394323who gives a shit about general society's thoughts? even if it's as high as 90%, a room full of 100 people will still have ten entire people with dissenting opinions, and human statistics are almost never that aligned.>There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statisticst. mark twaine
>>34393858basedI'm going to have sexual intercourse with my hand soon before I shower
>>34394320You're welcome.
>>34394327What kind of art do you make?
>>34394335good boy!
>>34394334We just kill the other 10
>>34394339you realize thats how dogs got floppy ears, right?
How talk strangers and get gf?
>>34394337Music
>>34394338that's hot>>3439432727 club is lame desu, it's only just beginningthe way I see it if I want to die anyway I have nothing to lose just keeping making music lol
>>34393769M it’s been fine. Alone as always.
>>34394339I got dagoth ur as my captcha
>>34393765Gf gifted me a ps5 and I don't know what to do with it.I guess she saw because I have a PS2 and that it would be an upgrade but it really don't play games anymore besides occasionally warcraft 3 or terraria on my 10+ year old pc or games on my 3dsI even checked the games on ps5 and they're so expensive that I may as well get it on PC. I feel so bad desu. What do?
>>34394344What kind?
>>34394354I hope you rip your dick off by accident.
>>34394313the OST for this game is helping me block out the construction noise next door lol>>34394350if you really don't see you guys playing on the system I would just be honest with her and see if you can return it and maybe get something elseor suck it up, get some games anyway and some co-op stuff and become a PS5 gaymerI mean I'm not gonna lie bro this is a first world problem lol>>34394343do social things and put yourself out therepractice talk to strangers and peoplemake frens and do stuff with themdon't be an assholebe nice to galsI'm basically an antisocial hermit but thinking where I met gfs in the past>tennis club>friend of a friend in college>at a bar
>>34394322no I don't hate women. I'm not gay
Passover starts tonight and nobody near me is selling matzah :(>google says this cat is Jewish
>>34394326lol I didn't know that, that's kinda based
>>34394359So help me bully >>34394354.
>>34394166>>34394175I thought you meant knot...I need to get off this website, man...
>>34394350buy used games. my friend bought dark souls 1-3 for 20 dollars for ps5 for used (he already had bloodborne + elden ring and had bought those games as used too).only ppl who buy ps5 games as new are the rich, and ppl buying a gift.
>>34394361well go to the matzah store and buy some
>>34394331in me
>>34394361eeew you're jewish?
>>34394352Shitty music
>>34394366I buy new.Got DQ7 and RE Requiem.But yes, better to just wait for a sale. Usually 19,99 USD is sweet spot.
>>34394370It’s not exactly a secret
>>34394365>knots mentioned Now I'm invested in this thread.
>>34394361Gut yontif, חג פסח שמח
>>34394121I don’t think that’s possible >>34394126Did you not do it in November? >>34394130Do some people use teeth?>>34394177Doesn’t matter>>34394214I love that show
>>34394313I want to see AVGN play this lolit has Big Rigs energy>>34394366>buy used gamesthis, or just jailbreak it and install homebrew if it's below firmware 13.0 lolbut yeah I'm sure you can get joblots of gamesdesu, in your shoes, I would be grateful for the gift, and try find some fun co-op games to play with the gf/that she might like also, else just get some cheap shit for yourself
>>34394384>Do some people use teeth?Yes. It feels unique, but not worth the stress of anticipating pain.
Need Swiss-chan GF, truly.
FUCK. I left my Hinge up for a month and I knew I shouldn't have because I did get a match... I was proven wrong. At least for now idk if it's a bot. Whatever this is a good thing.
>>34394374Ok
>>34394361make some yourself, can't be that hard to mix some flour and water jewish incompetence is astonishing
>>34394361What's your opinion on this Jewish cultural work? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VtJFb_P2j48
>>34394361Happy Mazva
>>34394361You are not Cat Poster The Elder (Eldar).Straight up imposter
>>34394389I don't like her because she is an antisemite and far-rightist. She is a disgrace to her country and she can eat shit.
>>34394350If she has one herself then borrow her games
>>34394406It's pretty clearly a trauma response.
>>34394390what's the problem exactly
>>34394406nta that makes her even better
>>34394405OG cat poster got mogged by the young blood and resigned herself to the title of elder.
>>34394405>the light of the eldar is failing you
>>34394410Samefag
>>34394406Oh shit… really?I didn’t know that, genuinely…
Everyone wants a nazi/anarchist gf until she makes you go out in the streets to protest and wear balaclavas to throw petrol bombs at small businesses/ corporations
>>34394417I want a harem with a Far right baddy and a Far left one who will require me to mediate through sex
>>34394368I hope you get pregnant
>>34394420TWO snow bunnies!?Awww yeaaa!
>>34394417I don't, I just want her to be a friendly virgin and become a good mother. A good female shouldn't even think about politics.
>>34394420Far outs hate neutralists they'd probably bash your head in then make out covered in your blood
>>34394406Suisse are unequivocally the most evil people in the world, not sure how she could disgrace them any further
>>34394426New fetish unlocked
'bout to carry a 25kg package.
>>34394412Eldari women belong to Empire of MAN.
>>34394427Credit Suisse is evil even by bank standards
>>34394429Wagie wagie, pick it up
>>34394427Even Federer? I don't know how Federer became the billionaire when he was the weakest out of Nadal-Djokovic.
>>34394429Woho! You go anon
>>34394406Her recent schizo ramblings were very off-putting, yeah. It made me want to not interact with her anymore.It tracks with how mentally ill she is in general however.Though, I would not go as far as calling her a far-rightist.
>>34394426Swiss...Korrasami...Do you have any plans for Friday?
it's windy outside and the sound is very scary :(
>>34394417>go out in the streets to protest and wear balaclavasThey usually want you to wear that in the bedroom.
>>34394441You're not cute, you are a grown man and very obnoxious.
Well?
>>34394437She hashttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wandering_womb
State gender.How is babby make?
>>34393820Was it difficult with your height?
>>34394446they are not women they are animus>>34394450stork drops bro from the sky onto ur doorstep
>>34394448NTA. Does she actually believe that?
>>34394406>she is an antisemite and far-rightistdidn't realise swiss was this based desu
>>34394450Do you want the answer from me as a teacher or me as a smut lover?
>>34394406I don't understand how you guys keep track of anybody without a name on. And I say that as someone who is here very often.
>>34394451A little, he’s big. He did most of the eh.. work.
>>34394459That's because you're very self absorbed, JH.
>>34394388Yeah no I’m not gonna do that just because I’d think it’d hurt
>>34394461Maybe. But I also like gossip, so it's weird that I can't keep track of it here.
women do you like when a guy sends you memes?
>>34394463It's like using teeth when blowing a guy, it's usually going to be a net negative to introduce the idea because the worry he'll feel outweighs any possible positive sensation he might have.
Moids, thoughts on a philosemetic woman?
>>34394460>he’s bigDid you know beforehand?
>>34394466Sort of. I don't often understand the ones I get sent, but I enjoy the silly pictures.
>>34394469If she's sapphic and loves KHAZAR MILKERS then we're cool.
>>34394465You're just extremely stupid.
>>34394472No. But I assumed since everything is big too me
>>34394475I don't think I deserve that characterization.
>>34394475No, I just think she's a bit narcissistic like I said.
>>34394473>don't often understand the ones I get sent, but I enjoy the silly picturesbased milf
>>34394457Both.
>>34394477Lol, fair.
>>34394479All her life choices point to her being stupid.
>>34394483how is she stupid lol? she seems to be doing pretty well for herself desu
>>34393769I can't wait to catch a train tomorrow morning, this construction noise is driving me nuts desu>>34393772I just got pomni lol
>>34394483True, but she comes up with multi layered rationalizations for them, and generally articulates them well. I think she's just extremely prone to motivated reasoning.
>>34394479I can understand that conclusion.>>34394480Not a mom yet. Gimme some time.
>liked well over 2500-3000 women on dating apps>barely 30 matches at all>2 or 3 talking>nothing at all happens>none of them I find remotely attractiveshould I kms my self?
>>34394492>Gimme some timeok no rush
>>34394477NTATall white guys are usually kinda big to
>>34394483>>34394490I think I've made plenty of good choices, especially during the times when my options in life were limited.
>>34394493improve your brofile or better yet just meet foids irl desu
>>34394494Yes rush. I've been making some meaningful progress towards that goal recently and I want it pay off as soon as reasonably possible.
>>34394499what you gonna call the kid
>>34394497>improve your brofileliterally what does this entail?multiple women say different things regarding this>just meet foids irl desuI barely have spaces to do this tbqhdesu
>>34394501>multiple women say different things regarding thisidk man, I guess if you have any female friends they could give you tips>barely have spaces to do thiswell as long as you're not broke you could go to bars and clubs and stuff
>>34394481Scientifically, baby = [(mom+dad)/2].I wrote out the other part but decided not to post it.
>>34394438Am I the far right or far left one?Why is my captcha fucking Griffith?
>>34394502>idk man, I guess if you have any female friends they could give you tipsi don't>well as long as you're not broke you could go to bars and clubs and stuffby myself? that's icky as fuck from the perspective of a normal woman.
>>34394500Not sure. I have my baby name preferences, but it's not solely up to me.
>>34394503That explicit?
>>34394509Yes, and it didn't match the tone of the thread.
>>34394483You can't blame people for their own actions
>>34394505Far left.>I know you're technically not, but work with me
>>34394446Top left (Fate/Stay Night), top middle (Blend S), and bottom right (Working!!) are men. Bottom middle (Haganai) is a reverse trap.
>>34394511I'd still read it.
>>34394515>Tfw I only thought bottom left was cuteNoice
I have the power to change the tone of a thread whenever I feel like it
>>34394441Don't be afraid
>>34394442this is a secret fetish of mine, but i can't imagine ever asking a bf to wear one out of the blue, the embarassment would be too great lol. >tfw have found a pic of a guy i used to know/like wearing a white balaclava and still have it saved for reasons
>>34394406Kek fr? I knew it, she's a white racist
tfw tall white boy with a Hammer
Anons be posting.
>>34394525That's tame for a female fetish.
>>34394503bro instantiating kids in Python>>34394506>by myself? that's icky as fuck from the perspective of a normal womannot really lol, as long as you're not sleazy>>34394507fairs>>34394522do it>>34394531brocrastinating rngtg
>women will want to drink stuff that comes out of this thing
>>34394532i have others too, but yeah nothing super extreme. that one just makes me feel cringe for some reason, so i don't think i'll ever talk abt it (or experience it)
>>34394516You'd read the ingredients label on a can of beans if the mascot for the brand was a horny woman.
>>34394536I don't want to drink it, but it's undeniably a valuable substance in the market of family planning.
>>34394536MWant is probably a strong word. More sometimes like willing to for our sake.
>>34394536And thank god for that.Also:>select the women captcha>*nervous sweating*
My therapist says I put a lot of pressure on myself. But how else am i supposed to work for what I want
>>34394545Slowly build discipline.
>>34394545You're supposed to work on not having such lofty ambitions.
>>34394534>not really lol, as long as you're not sleazyI wouldn't be sleazy, but Id come off as awkward to be honest. I'm self conscious and shy. I do have a "nice face" according to some women though
Children should be kept in vaults and raised by computers until they reach the age of 26 only then can they participate in our glorious society that we have created with this system.
>>34394545You're right in that you need to put pressure on yourself. But you shouldn't put more pressure than you can handle, or it becomes detrimental. It's a difficult balance to get right.
>>34394555They are not lofty
>>34394545you need to find a balance desu, putting too much pressure on yourself and being a perfectionist can backfire>>34394556>I do have a "nice face" according to some women thoughwell a lot of women overlook the shyness/awkwardness if they otherwise like you
>>34394536>WON'T want toftfy
>>34394561Too lofty for your capacity apparently.
>>34394563an ex asked if she could drink it. I think it was her first time. she never asked again after it lol i should eat more pineapples...
>>34394568NTA, but I think consistency matters way more. Drink a lot of water to make it as tolerable as possible. At least, I assume drinking water is what keeps it from being as gross as it could be.
>>34394562>well a lot of women overlook the shyness/awkwardness if they otherwise like youI guess. Still, it's an uphill battle to go by myself. I guess Id have to start making it a habit in order to make myself comfortable.
>>34394571I mean, I could try it. It'll be a long time until I get another gf that wants to taste it though, if ever lol
>>34394564Ok asshole
>>34394573Who knows. Love is weird and cum is weirder.
>>34394572>uphill battle to go by myselfeh, I mean you might be more at ease going with friends, but desu sometimes I think going out alone can be better cause you're kinda forced to interact with other people, and if you're alone at the bar or outside or whatever a girl might be more likely to chat to you
>>34394564Very heavily Swiss-chan coded post
I hate being attracted to men
>>34394576>Love is weird and cum is weirderput this on my tombstone fr
>>34394578Ugh. Why do i always fall for it
>>34394576I guess!>>34394577I think I'd try it, but most times the groups are all by themselves and there's no "entry" to them. If I go by myself most probably will spend 1 hour trying to chat and getting weird looks. At least that's what I remember from experiences, plus no one I know suggests me to go by myself.
>>34394579I mean no one is forcing you
>>34394541Yes.
>>34394584Nature is
>>34394586tell nature to bugger off>>34394583>most times the groups are all by themselvesI guess it's harder with groups but some people will be on their own or out for a smoke/waiting at the bar or whatever>no one I know suggests me to go by myselfwell normies gonna norm igdo you have any friends to go out with
>>34394585You were supposed to get mad at me for saying that.
>tfw lying about being a sexhaver on a survey rn to get another 5 bucks
>>34394589>I guess it's harder with groups but some people will be on their own or out for a smoke/waiting at the bar or whatevercould work>do you have any friends to go out withyeah, but most use dating apps for dates and stuff and if we go out it's sporadically or Im not always invited.
Watching “Ramen Girl”
>>34394590How is it possible to know men this well and this badly at the same time?
I think I had some kind of mental breakdown a few months ago. I wish I had been more aware
>>34394598To be honest, I'm just shooting from the hip in an attempt to deflect from the fact that I mostly deleted my reply because it made me think about horny shit too much for that early in the workday.
>>34394536BruhAlso my sleep nuke worked I think. I'm awake at a decent hour.
>>34394579If you, with nearly all the options in the world, complain about being attracted to men, then imagine how average men feel
>>34394594>if we go out it's sporadically or Im not always invitedah well, I guess you could always message a friend and suggest gooing out together>>34394596RIP Brittany Murphy ): what a legend>>34394601live and learndid you talk to anyone about it>>34394604gratz
>>34394579That makes the sex hotter
>>34394579I need a heteropessimist gf so bad
>>34394608For whom?
do you hate being attracted to men when they slam you with penis or when you ride them?
>>34394606I triple dipped tea bags with two herbal medicinesNighty night extraStress ease calmAnd celestial's sleepytime
I wish I didn't have to hide my laughter in public. Somwtimes i just feel silly
>>34394613that sounds pretty lit ngl
>>34394605I don’t like being attracted to people who aren’t attracted to me >>34394609I don’t think it’s pessimism
>>34394614>didn't have to hide my laughter in publicyou don'twhy so serious?
>>34394617You're right. I am pretty stiff.
>>34394616Heterorealism then?
>>34394616>who aren’t attracted to mehow do you know that they aren't
>>34394495Seems like it, I’m very lucky
>women will look at this and think "hot"meanwhile I fainted watching Dead Ringers.
>>34394610Both
>>34394612>do you hate being attracted to men when they slam you with penis or when you ride them?In my experience, angry feminists are little multi-orgasmic cum machines
>>34394616>I don’t like being attracted to people who aren’t attracted to meSo basically you aren't attracted to "men" but to... certain individuals, a very limited number of them, who happen to be male.
>>34394624Congrats
>>34394612>do you hate being attracted to men when they slam you with penis or when you ride them?Having sex with men is the only time I don't hate being attracted to them.>>34394626Hot
I booked an appointment with Dr. Thurston Feelgood
>>34394621They tell me>>34394631Yes
>>34394631Basically just chad
She is Chad-only, that's the conclusion. Every woman who comes here to discuss her attraction to men is Chadsexual.
Having an extreme pain on the left side of my abdomen it’s finally happening
>>34394634>Hotmy ex gf didn't see my veins :( my arms are veiny but only when I press my hand onto something.
>>34394615Yep, pretty balling go-the-fuck-to-sleep potion. I feel rested this morning.
>>34394641Upper or lower?
>>34394641That’s just a stitch, they come and go
>i cum>instantly feel repulsed and dont want to touch my gf anymore
googoo gaagaa
>>34394626I wanna chew em like a twizzler.Separate the strands in my mouth.Meat spaghetti.
>>34394648This is how I imagine I will be.
>>34394650yuckIm a man but I faint at stuff like this. Somehow women are stronger than me.
>>34394648imagine being such a loser you have to settle for fucking someone you don't even like
>>34394648uhh do you actually like her
>>34394646Both>>34394647No this is inside me this is deep cancer
>>34394634>>34394630>>34394579Every angry feminist I've met has been able to orgasm through intercourse, when most women (70-90%) don't.I feel like there must be a connection, but I can't conceptualize why that would be.
>>34394653>>34394654I feel repulsed not by her nor having sex with her. I just feel uncomfortable after cumming. It also happens when I masturbate .
>>34394640Nope. I'm skinny chudsexual because my dad was chad and I hate him.
>>34394659But you have to be attracted to men opposite to your dad otherwise you are doing an incest
>>34393765AgeWould you consider it cheating if your partner had a habit of having sex with their past crushes in lucid dreams
>>34394652We bleed since we were in secondary school. Of course we're practically immune to blood icks except in some special retards.
>>34394662M27, also a lucid dream sexhaver, desu I can't imagine doing that in a relationship so it would bother me a bit
>>34394657NTA but the majority of women aren't into men and the ones who are get corrupted to hate them even more than average, so it's either that nature has a sick mechanism which promotes misandry, or there's a deliberate psyop going on.
>>3439466234. No.We can't control what we dream, even if you call it "lucid dreaming".
>>34394661Yeah tell that to JH.
>>3439466245Haha, no
>>34394667>We can't control what we dreamnta but you definitely can in a lucid dream lol. doesn't always work but I can "spawn" particular people/characters in in lucid dreams, so the intent is there
>>34394664yeah, that's cool in that sense. Ive become even more of a sensible person to this stuff the last years., IDK whats going on.
>>34394667>t. clueless
Guys it’s so fuckinggg over
>>34394662also add gender plzKeep in mind that to lucid dream regularily you need to prepare yourself eith intent its very hard to have such a habit like this accidentally >t. knower
>>34394662Not really. But I would ponder why.
>>34393767I would see you truly live...
>>34394602Shameful.Now you owe me the nutritional content of a can of beans with a horny woman on it.
>>34394674imagine not lucid dreaming frequently and controlling your dreams, couldn't be me...>>34394676it's only just beginning~>>34394677yeah I wouldn't have lucid dreamsex with someone else if I was in a relationship
>>34394668Why am I catching strays here? And I don't date men like my dad at all.>>34394671>>34394674You can rationalize what you're experiencing in a dream all you want, I just don't agree with the idea that it's a dream if you're conscious of it.
>this is the boys' chick nowwtf
>>34394677>very hard to have such a habit like this accidentallynta, idk, I've always lucid dreamed frequently without "trying" tohowever I agree in that, once you're lucid in the dream, things are within your control (well as much as you can control them before wakig up)>>34394682>it's a dream if you're conscious of itI mean, it's still a dream lol, you're not aware, you're just conscious in the dream so can control things
>>34394680One serving contains your recommended daily intake of Vitamin D(eez nuts).
>>34394683Women MUST demonstrate fealty to the epstein class.
>>34394685*not awake
>>34394685>you're not aware, you're just consciousThat's an oxymoron, and you're a regular moron.
I'd make such a nice boyfriend.
>>34394692It’s up to you to make that happen
>>34394695I'll try hard.
>>34394692Out of clay or what?
>>34394682I don't mean but to joke around and make the poster shut up for a while with my subtleties.
>>34394700Hahaha
>>34394688I'll loyaly wear his face as a mask when I'm done with him.
>Facebook keeps throwing female friend suggestion notifications at me for some reason>90% are posing all sexy in their profile pics either showing off their ass or damn near pulling their tits outAm I just out of the loop and Facebook is now OnlyFans? Why put up thirst traps as your profile pics on the same website your grandparents use to keep in touch with the family? I don't even do anything on Facebook beside use messenger with some friends, why did the Zuck decide to bombard me with whores?
>>34394690>you're a regular moronrudelucid dreaming is a thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream maybe "conscious" is not the correct word, but the dictionary definition>"a dream in which the person who is dreaming is asleep but aware that they are dreaming, and is sometimes able to influence what happens in the dream">>34394700lol'd>>34394705>Why put up thirst traps as your profile pics on the same website your grandparents use to keep in touch with the family?gotta respect the hustle
>>34394703See, that's what I would like to hear more women say. But instead they just want to go on exotic vacations in exchange for fucking old men and a 20% chance per trip at ending up at the bottom of the ocean or buried on a ranch.
>>34394707I think I can control my dreams all the time. But it's an illusion of control. Your brain does what it wants all the time, especially when you're sleeping. You can't take responsibility for your dreams in any context, nor should you feel guilty about them. Because if that's not the case, I'd feel really bad for some of mine.
>of course girl, no tolerance with gooners*. You deserve better, not all men are like that*didn't say gooner, just "wanker" in another languagewhat do you think? why do women hate men who jerk off to onlyfans or online porn so much? why do they hate us when we can only get satisfaction through fakeness like that?
My leg started shaking because this random girl was grinding her ass into me lolMy pp is leaking precum
>>34394718Alright Mark
>>34394692>I'd make such a nice boyfriend.I'd make a shit one.
>>34394716hmm I guess it's an interesting moral dilemma, how much "control" you truly haveI guess if it was a thing a partner was regularly doing/trying to make happen while awake lol (there are techniques you can practice to lucid dream more/better), obviously that'd be sus, but if it just happened a few times spur of the moment, then whatever
Women, who are your favorite shadow daddies/shadow mommies?
I've shadow banned
>>34394709I can be louder.
>>34394727Don’t know what that is
>>34394730this would ruin my vacation ngl
>>34394730Please do.
>>34394727Only shadow dad I consider is shadow wraith in gauntlet dark legacy.I should also get a tattoo of blue valkyrie. She's so pretty. Reminds me of Xena.
>>34394727Huh?
>>34394730Shhhh
>>34394737>Xenawhat a baddiethis was an awakening for many moids
>>34394731>>34394738>A popular trope for male love interests within the romance-fantasy (romantasy) book genre.>A Shadow Daddy often has the following characteristics: 1) tall, dark, and handsome, 2) a tortured and traumatic past, 3) a “tough guy” exterior that terrifies most people (with the exception of the female interest usually
>>34394732>>34394735https://youtu.be/8JLh3IKhEeQ?si=-xp5CvRWx3RkwMfG
>>34394742ok this is a bangeris that you in the vid?? jkk
>>34394692Why?
I'd make a shit boyfriend desu but a good fwb maybe
>>34394741Nah ew
>>34394745I think I am a good listener and I know how to forgive and adapt but I am not a pushover. I have no clue really
>>34394743>ok this is a bangerOH YEAH IM FINNA MAKE A BANGER WITH DIS ONEDJ ON DA BEAT SO ISSA BANGERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpxzPXaYyM4
>>34394742I never liked Godzilla
>accidentally placed a bomb and blew up all my chests in stardew valley Going to watch some dude heat his car with stones he warmed in the fire now for emotional regulation.
post some banging VGM you're listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7G2yu3UTKU
>>34394748How’s the sex
>>34394743>>34394749>>34394750https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/godzilla-2014-roar/
>>34394749beat is tuff desu lol>>34394754fight fire with fire>>34394757https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/anime-wow/
>>34394749RIP Von thoughsong is hard but bro was really self-snitching lol
>>34394756I'm a virgin but I think it would be good. I may ejaculate prematurely the first few times but I will just keep going. Sex is more pleasurable to women from what I understand. We shall see if that ever even happens.
>>34394718>tfw childhood memory triggeredReminded me of a school dance back in the day. I went solo because why the fuck not, and as I was doing my thing eating the snacks and enjoying my punch three of the popular girls came by. They urged me to dance with them and I was like, "lmao don't know how" so they dragged me out away from my snacks and started sort of telling me how to dance. Was pretty fun, and despite being against the rules at least two of them grinded up on me a bit. Had to piss after a song or two, so I excused myself and did my business, and returned to my snacks. The 3 ended up coming back over to me and abducted me from my snacks again to dance a bit more. That time they were the ones who called a break from the dancing and I was free to enjoy my snacks and hang with one of the bros for the rest of the event. They were probably clowning on me somehow, but I don't know what the punchline could have been. No lewd stuff or pocket spaghetti occurred, but this post still brought the memory back for whatever reason.Looking back at my middle and high school days, I could have totally had a gf if I had any sense of self worth and made even the slightest attempt to talk to girls.
>>34394763Hot
stupid boy think that i need him
>>34394762Yeah, his story-telling was crazy good. But maybe it's for the best that he's in Heaven now since O'block got hit with the RICO shortly after Von died.RIPHe had the fastest rise in rap that I can remember, just pure talent.
>>34394604>sleep nuke?
>>34394775When the clock rings it falls off the table and pulls a string that pouts boiling water on her fave
Need a premie bf
>>34394777Like... a boyfriend who was born prematurely?Weird ask.
>>34394777You can try to fight Cyraxx's current E-gf for his heart (and scabs)
>>34394701I think it worked, then. And honestly there a million worse jokes you could've made with that set-up, so I'll just be grateful it wasn't bad.
plap
>>34394791How's the goblin doing these days? I never really followed him but I know of him.
I can do a 16 minute mile on the elliptical machine, are you ladies impressed?
>>34394797>tfw considering buying a dildo with "realistic" balls just to make the plaps authentic-sounding
>>34394806Get a life
I have no insurance I’m so fucked
>>34394806>the plapposting has broken her
>>34394809That's more expensive than a dildo.>>34394811The only thing it might break is my recreation budget for this month.
>>34394806Peak goonette behaviour
Why does health insurance cost so much what is even the point
>>34394813This has already been settled. Gooning and masturbating aren't the same thing. Gooning is a philosophy that goes beyond just wanting to enjoy masturbation.
>>34394801Bit of a drought in the goblin-verse lately. Had some fun trolling arcs late last year/early this year (fake Zoom court and fake gf that got him stuck at the local mall), but he's been almost radio silent for the past month or two not too long after he threatened ICE. Allegedly he's being wrangled behind the scenes by a few guys posing as his newest fake gf/fiancé.Also Marty died early last year and Gloryhole has been taking up the mantle up until the goblin's recent disappearance.
>>34394816It's so emergencies don't completely fuck you over. You're spreading out the fuckedoverness across your entire life instead.
Finished “Ramen Girl” nose flowing
Now I am going to watch “Love Story”. Or go play board games in this youth center and actually meet people instead of watch romance films all day
>>34394827Watch the Before Trilogy
>>34394772You dumb goofy, goofyThis pussy juicy, juicyOoh yummy, wanna do me?Ooh nah, boy you could never'Cuz you not clever enough
>>34394827If you're interested in romance story's, give Chris Chan lore a watch. Best love quest of our generation
Do femanons watch the gay hockey show?
What do I do if I meet a nice lady while I'm out on a trip and she wants to go back to my hotel room?
>>34394833I've heard of it, but I like hockey for reasons other than the men slamming into each other.
>>34394821I feel like wanting realistic balls for authentic plap sounds leans more towards gooner behaviour than just simply wanting to enjoy masturbation. But we can agree to disagree
>>34394836desu the men beating each other off is the only redeeming part of hockey
>>34394837I understand your argument. But here's my question, would you call someone who just wants to have lots of sex, but compromises with masturbation, a gooner? Because I thought a gooner was someone who fetishizes masturbation itself.
>>34394841You try skating and following that tiny puck. It is impressive
>>34394841I like it because it reminds me of the few good parts of my childhood.
>>34394844Sure, but kind of boring to watch unless a fight starts.>>34394845Fair enough I suppose
>>34394251My wife occasionally takes pictures of me when I fall asleep in bizarre positions on the couch. I don't mind it>>34393892I didn't like that book at all, the only part I enjoyed was when they blow a guy's head off in the bar for telling the black guy he can't eat there. That shit was hilarious >>34393834Life's aight, just working and saving up money for the time being. Got a friend's wedding coming up soon, that should be fun. Been fermenting some peppers I grew to make hot sauce so looking forward to how that turns out. As far as media, been playing slay the spire 2 and listening to flamenco jazz and the new slayyyter album. For books I'm midway through the fourth Dune book and a weird leftist/urbansit history of the city I'm from>>34393878Good luck anon, hope you feel better soon>>34393860Kind of all over the place, will listen to anything other than country. Rock, metal, electronic, rap, jazz, some pop, random subgenres in each of the above. Lately it's been MJ, some flamenco inspired stuff, some electronic pop music type shit
I hate drugs but honestly. Xanax is sounding super nice right now. I’m so tired of feeling anxious every single fucking day
Hockey is a meme sport like F1. You can't even see the puck.
>>34394816>Why does health insurance cost so much what is even the pointTo subset the cost for other people. And if you're paying for your own insurance, instead of getting it through your employer, it's one more way the game is rigged.
>>34394812Why not just tell your bf/owner that you want the plaps back
>>34394806Wouldn't work unless you put it on a sex machine.
>>34394853OK gramps
>>34394806>>34394821When you'll start licking the area of the dildo where balls connect to the shaft, that won't be just masturabtion.
State genderIf your government offered you to kill yourself for free, would you accept?
>>34394852If you want long term help with generalized anxiety, antidepressants are actually the first line option. Benzos are good as needed for like spikes of anxiety or panic attacks but they are habit forming and a very bad thing to be fully addicted to. Antidepressants have side effects too but they aren't addicting the way benzos are and they're way easier to taper off or stop cold turkey. If you're properly addicted to benzos and you take a ton then stop cold turkey you could get seizures that can kill you. Buspirone is also an option but idk if it actually does anything
>>34394857If your sport needs crashes or fights to happen to generate interest, it's not a real sport.
>>34394852Don't do it. Quitting was one of the worst things I've ever been through, and the withdrawal lasts months.
>>34394852>>34394862Yeah, Benzo addiction is one of the worst addictions you can deal with. If you're gonna do drugs, take psychedelic's or weed.
Hockey is infinitely better than football because they will beat the shit out of each other and the refs aren't pussies who stop the game because someone invaded the quarterback's safe space or made a mean face at the other team
>>34394859I'd look at the terms and conditions. I'm not at all convinced the government could do a better job of it than I could myself.
>>34394855>ownerFuck you. Also it feels more complicated than just asking.>>34394856Is that right? I don't own any dildos with balls like that, if they even exist, but I picture them working by hand too.>>34394858That seems like an unfair line to draw.
>>34394816Yanks are crazy bro never paid a dime here
>>34394859No? I can already do that as is, and they'd probably fuck it up like everything else they touch
>>34394843It depends how degen you get with it but when you frame it this way I guess it is just masturbation
>>34394866>because they will beat the shit out of each other>*holds your shirt and punches you for 5 seconds*That's pathetic. If I want to see fights, I'll watch MMA or boxing.
Why are women allowed to get all gay with each other as much as they want and they're just "having some harmless fun", but I make a joke about kissing my homies goodnight and now I'm branded a faggot until the end of time?
>>34394874Exactly. Glad you see it my way, at least if we don't split hairs on what's considered degenerate.
>>34394692Same. I wasn’t trying to be anybody’s boyfriend for a while, but I think I’m ready to do it again.
>>34394869>That seems like an unfair line to draw.It's personifying the dildo, you're trying to give it pleasure more so than it gave you (physically).
>>34394869>feels more complicated than just askingYou say that about everything and it always turns out fine.
>>34394878Because men aren't aroused by guy on guy shit like they are lesbian shit.
>>34394878Because kissing my friend made men hard and therefore gave me an excuse.
>>34394876It's not just the fighting, but the spontaneity of it. You expect to see fighting in both MMA and hockey, but you are never quite sure when the fighting will happen in hockey
My lips are bleeding
>>34394883That's not true. I am 110% guilty of personifying inanimate objects sometimes, but doing mouth stuff with toys can be sexually satisfying.>>34394884Fine. I'll look stupid, though.
>>34394889Winter is over, stop being weak.
>>34394889Chap chap chap chap get moisturized
>>34394892>I'll look stupid, thoughYou say that about everything too.
I need a woman in my life to help keep me from reading the news so often.
>>34394871Neither did I but apparently now that I don’t make minimum wage I have to pay hundreds of dollars a month
>>34394893>>34394894I have scurvy
>>34394889Stop biting them. Get some chapstick
>>34394896And am I wrong?
looking to start dating again after a long time. i have a fear of men that i'm working on shaking off. if i make it past the initial meeting phase with a man, should i tell him about this? doesnt seem right to bring it up when we're just talking but if i find someone who wants to start a relationship with me this seems like something i should tell him about, or would it just drive most men away?
>>34394902Yes.
>>34394897I’m really good at that. Never know what’s happening
>>34394907Help lol
>>34394906Oh. Okay.
>>34394898I love making more money but I would never, ever spend it on anything
>>34394910Just like cyberbullying, the news doesn't exist if you close your eyes
>>34394905Gross serial dating whore
>>34394899Stop stealing pirate valor. My culture is not a costume
>>34394910Well where are you reading the news? You have to cut out the source
>>34394916going out for a coffee to see if i have chemistry with a man makes me a whore? :(
why do fuckboys get better success than losers who jerk off a lot?
>>34394913Literally me. Are you making fun of me What’s the point of making more money if all the extra ends up getting spent anyway on stuff I got for free previously
>>34394918Fym I steal shit all the time
>>34394816It's money schemes all the way down.
>>34394918The board of peace. I’ve quit social media aside from 4chan, and if I actually go read the news I don’t tend to get as anxious about it as I do when I can read and reply to what other anonymous pundits think
>>34394921To get you to make more money duh
>>34394879Yh I definitely don't want to get into that. That's an argument for another day
>>34394926Don’t go on that board anymore, used Stayfocused to block it on your computer
>>34394919Yes because you're not actually interested in chemistry with menTell the truth
Folk. Sonion. People.
>>34394928Fair. I appreciate your input already.
>>34394929I’ll just try to avoid it on my own, but I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks.
I wish I had taken advantage of my insurance sooner. I didn’t realize it covered therapy and shit and now I’m fucked
>>34394905If I was dating I'd wanna know so I don't accidentally make you uncomfortable and stuff like that. But no clue what's the best time to tells this to someone.
>>34394937*taps the sign* >>34394931
>>34394941I don’t know what that is
>>34394905Where do you plan on meeting these men?
>>34394937>tfw insurance covers therapy but no time to actually do any
>>34394905>if i find someone who wants to start a relationship with me this seems like something i should tell him about, or would it just drive most men away?I don’t think most of us would be put off by this. I’d appreciate the honesty and trust on display there, personally.I can certainly relate and imagine many other men could as well.
>>34394937Get enrolled ASAP at healthcare.gov, assuming you’re an American. Does your employer not offer any insurance?
>>34394920>why do fuckboys get better success than losers who jerk off a lot?Shooting your shot a thousand times and landing one is still a higher success rate than not shooting your shot at all.>>34394937>I wish I had taken advantage of my insurance sooner. I didn’t realize it covered therapy and shit and now I’m fuckedWhat's really cool is getting anything expensive out of the way early in the year so you hit your out-of-pocket max and everything else that's covered will be free.>>34394889>My lips are bleedingWant me to kiss them and make them better?
As a man, is it cringe to say "I don't really do this often" before asking for a woman's number or asking her on a date? Even if it's 100% honest?
>>34394949>Shooting your shot a thousand times and landing one is still a higher success rate than not shooting your shot at all.fuckboys don't land "one" time. they're called fuckboys for a reason.
>>34394949You probably have herpes
>>34394952Little bit, just go for it
Is it appropriate for a grown man to buy frozen peas?
>>34394943honestly i'm not sure yet, its still early for me. i'd rather avoid apps so i'm probably going look into joining a club for some of the hobbies i already have and hope that single men around my age are there. other than that i dont know>>34394939>>34394945these are nice to hear, thank you. i don't mind being honest about it, i just don't want to reveal something overly personal too early and come off weird
>>34394952Why would you do that
>>34394947They do but I can’t enroll until autumn
>>34394957No, buy a big slab of meat for your black eye like a real man
>>34394962Thanks bro.
Is caring about a woman's romantic/sexual purity something that high or low class men tend to care about?I've seen both interpretations of people viewing this via >oh it's just something middle eastern third world misogynists care aboutand>ugh that posh fucker married that young woman as a trophy wife
>>34394960I don't know, but it seems like something my awkward ass would do after having a pleasant chat with a woman. Almost like a way of explaining away any awkwardness that happens
This year's April Fools joke Netanyahuinely sucks
>>34394957Frozen peas are a nice little easy thing you can add to a lot of foods. Staple of the freezer, everyone should have some.
>>34394966it's a bell curve
>>34394968I hope it's permanent.
>>34394957Men should only be buying frozen eggs for insemination
>>34394968the /pol/ thread has meltdowns over newfags who don't know who Kyubey is it was fucking worth itCrossboarders won. BY A LOT!
>>34394968did you know he married divorced used goods? and then incels think they can demand a virgin wife when not even the jewest jew of them all could afford that, lol
Why am I only getting cartoon characters. Lame ass captcha
>>34394974>did you knowNo, I'm employed
>>34394966>Is caring about a woman's romantic/sexual purity something that high or low class men tend to care about?Depends on what we're talking about. It's reasonable to not want someone who's promiscuous, but writing off any woman who's had sex outside of marriage but only has a body count of 1-2 as no different from your average whore is outrageous and deserves to be mocked. I also don't think this is a high class/low class thing, but rather a general retarded man thing.
>>34394977my bad mr wagie
I really like getting flashbanged by Dagoth Ur while phoneposting. Shame I can't name any of the anime characters to save my life
>>34394959Good luck
I AM THE DEMOOOON
What are some red flags I should avoid when seeking out a gf?
>>34394984liking you back would be the biggest red flag ever
I think this years prank is funny.
>>34394986>tfw thought this was just a new captcha system
>>34394966I would assume >>34394970 is right, and I know because I fit into both categories on both extremes. My Dad's a millionaire and I live in a villa, so I guess that might put me in high class? I'm ethnically Turkish though, so there's the other end. I have female friends, but I pretty much instantly distance myself from promiscuous or immodest women. I probably won't ever find a wife because it'd have to be someone that is similarly attractive to me, and also never romantically interacted with someone else before me.>>34394978Autism and one's urge to control definitely play a role too, mental health conditions are definitely a big part of it.
>>34394987That makes it a good joke.
>>34394984Wears makeup and showers
>>34394984Anything that you would instinctively consider a 'high chaos' trait, such as hot/cold behavior.Anything that looks like they're easily swayed by social norms and pressures, such as nose rings and ACAB bumper stickers.Any indicators of poor health or habits, such as any kind of drug dependency beyond caffeine.
>>34394988Can I have some money
>>34394988Man go drive a sports automobile and run over old people what are you doing here
I want her to sleep on top of me
>>34394953>fuckboys don't land "one" timeSome do, but that's not my point.https://youtu.be/lsCPSVDhFKQ?t=17m31sAlso, this fat, ugly, unfashionable piece of shit is a self-described "fuckboy" and I can't imagine anyone sleeping with him without the promise of drugs.>>34394954>You probably have herpesI've never even had a cold sore.>>34394966>Is caring about a woman's romantic/sexual purity something that high or low class men tend to care about?Low, typically. Partially because high society, just like celebrities, are metaphorically incestuous due to how small the social circle is. But also because "purity" is arbitrary and only cared about by people who believe their partner has no other value, which is old world and low class. >>34394984>What are some red flags I should avoid when seeking out a gf?A lack of compromise. Stubborn women double down on their flaws and wrongdoings. They're the type to cheat because they thought you were cheating, then say it was your fault for making them suspicious of you.
>>34394960It would make me feel more comfortable to share that it would be a new experience and reassuring that is the reason I may feel shy
>>34394984>can't stand silence>always slow to respond to you>never texts first (This is fine early on, but she should start initiating after some point) >can't keep her own place clean>doesn't keep herself clean>disproportionately more friends of the opposite sex than friends of the same sex>bounces between highly affectionate to highly distant (hot/cold, idk what else they call this) >can't do anything without being distracted by her phone>has her views easily influenced by other people or the internet rather than grounded in her own independent thoughts
>>34394997Does scissoring actually feel good?
>>34394996No you don’t
>>34395002ntaMy understanding is that scissoring is more of a porn thing and most lesbians don't do it.
>>34395003Yes I do. I want to make her feel safe.
What's it like to hold hands with someone you like? When is it okay to first initiate hand holding?
>>34394949>What's really cool is getting anything expensive out of the way early in the year so you hit your out-of-pocket max and everything else that's covered will be free.My friends' got a free child birth on new year's eve because of this kek
>>34395003nta but my first gf was a small thing and her sleeping on top of me gave me the best sleep of my life. so much so that I would secretly resent my later gfs who weren't nearly as compatible for sleeping
>>34394994Drop the Discord lmao, I commend the directness >>34394995Funny you mention that, my Dad desperately wants to buy me a pricey car to enjoy but I've been fighting him for months, if not years, about it. I don't get along well with the guy, I just keep up a respectful act towards him, and it makes me feel like I'm using my poor father for his money. So I prefer living modestly and paying for my own expenses via a tutor job at uni. I really don't want to be a rich asshole surrounded by people that want nothing but my/my Dad's money.>>34394997You're probably right but I dislike this implies having an ultimatum criteria implies it's the only thing that matters, that's like arguing that if you don't want a partner uglier than you, then all that matters is their looks
Mods will = gods if the captcha gets harder as the day goes on, culminating in the kanji captcha
>>34395015I will kill my self.
>>34395013>I've been fighting him for monthsman, why must you be so pretentious
>>34395015So far the first one I got was the funniest and hardest, asking which of various anime thumbnails were girls. Literally fucking impossible. The rest have been kind of funny but not that clever.
>>34395012I will always think about the sleep I had with a man wrapped around me. Never slept so deeply in my life. Fml
>>34395021I got one asking me to select the vegetable and it was just fruits and one pic of pizza
*buys tiny chef hat and puts it on your worm*
>>34395008Are you a man or female asking this
>>34395025How would you feel if I came and it flew off into the sky
>>34395013>rich kids love to larp as broke for the aesthetics and vibe so it was true
>>34395025*makes it dance around*
>>34395028I'd tie it tighter until you get worm rot.
>>34395013Lol let's see murderedbycats
I want to get a bunch of fertility monitors but use them for birth control because I’m scared of hormones and copper iuds Is this a turn off?
>>34395019>>34395030What'd you prefer I do instead man>>34395035I don't know what that's supposed to mean
>>34395042congrats to your pregnancy
>>34395044>I don't know what that's supposed to meanThe disc bro since you asked
>>34395045No that’s not happening
Getting dressed and eating is so hard. I might actually go see a doctor
>>34395042No. Seems rational to me. If I was a woman I'd try a copper IUD if I was slightly more scared of pregnancy than medical complications than you probably are, but I'm not a woman, I can't really know.
>>34395049It's plappening.
>>34395050What do those two things have to do with each other
>>34395042Scared? Stop bring such a pussy.
>>34395054I can't get dressed so I can't go get food and when I get food have a hard time finishing it.
>>34395044>What'd you prefer I do instead manI get the desire to distance yourself from the nepotism and live a simple life but it can be a bit hard to watch as someone that's been living beneath the poverty line for my whole life, imagine it like some guy with a full fridge doing a water fast to fit in with the starving peasants, lolthen again, I probably would do the same in your shoes, so I'm just complaining for no reasonthere doesn't seem to really be a right way to do this, poor people will be seething wether you try to live simply despite being able to afford luxury (they'll call it stolen valor and being pretentious) or enjoy the riches (they'll call it rubbing it in their face and tasteless excessiveness), there's no winning with us, lolmaybe an idea might be to siphon some money off your dad and fund some promising artist so they don't have to lose their creativity to worrying about how to pay the bills, always a valid thing to do to support the creation of beauty
>>34395058SAAR STOP BRING THE PUSSY PLSS SAAR
public service announcement: over communication is begging
>>34395042No, that sounds very reasonable. I think you’re right to avoid birth control, personally.
>>34395065Decent idea. Idk, I already spend almost all the money I get from my uni job on charities, homeless people that don't look like crackheads and young women online that do any online job that doesn't involve sex work (music, animation, drawing, vtubing, game deving, anything really). I'll see what to do with larger sums I'll have lying around when I work full time or inherit a few of my Dad's assets. Unless I find a wife to spoil the shit out of but that seems unlikely due to aforementioned reasons.
>>34395080>He says when passport bros exist
>>34395082godspeed, hope it works out for you
>>34393770fmlI still have to respond to my friend and the longer I indecisively type and rewrite my message to him the more I realize I like his SIL even though she has some red flags. There's another girl I might be interested in but I don't know her as well and she's thinking about moving away (she'll be leaving in like 2 weeks, but she doesn't have anything permanent lined up yet) so I don't have much time with her.
I kind of want to watch “Project: Hail Mary” at the cinema again
>>34395087Nice. Been a while since I saw something in theaters good enough to warrant two visits.
>rich people complaining about not wanting to buy another carMust be nice to have such non-problems.
>>34395087>againreally? It was decent but it wasn't like the greatest movie of all time or anything.
>>34394432It was a fuckass xboxhuge office chair I'm sending back, since it fucked with my neck, shoulders and caused me a headache for nearly a month.While it was tedious to carry, luckily the post office has those ramps and self opening doors for accessibility. Based disabled retards improving my life.
>>34395077Why?
>>34395092Doesn't have to be the greatest for me to like it.
Femanons, what is the most diabolical thing you've done to stalk a man? You ever put a GPS tracker on his car?
>>34395098Yeah, I've done that, lol. Have a separate phone where his browser accounts are logged in to track his internet activities in real time. Stuff like that.
Imight rethink getting a gf
>>34395002>Does scissoring actually feel good?Yes, but sometimes the juice isn't worth the squeeze. Like, how pleased would you be with titjobs or hotdogging?>>34395004>My understanding is that scissoring is more of a porn thing and most lesbians don't do it.From what I've gathered a lot do it, but more of a "let's get off on each other's thighs" instead of rubbing pussies together.>>34395013>You're probably right but I dislike this implies having an ultimatum criteria implies it's the only thing that mattersI'm just of the opinion that it ultimately doesn't matter. I'm not going to let things that happened in the past deprive me of my soulmate. It's cutting off your nose to spite your face.>>34395080>Why are women so sympathetic towards browns?Because people are deserving of empathy regardless of skin color. Also, we're taught to root for underdogs and marginalized/oppressed people (that aren't white) from a young age. >>34395098>Femanons, what is the most diabolical thing you've done to stalk a man? You ever put a GPS tracker on his car?If I ever care about a man this much, shoot me.
Should women wear makeup?
>>34395112Didn't you say you would leave 4chan forever?
Either gender, how do I know if a text conversation is dying out? There are pretty obvious cues in person, but I'm awful at texting and I never know if I'm supposed to keep replying, change topics, or let the conversation end.
>>34395113Only if they enjoy wearing it.
>>34395091I'm having the opposite problem right now. I've barely got room in the budget for it but want to buy a used car and the prices are stupid for anything worth buying
>>34395113Sure
DAMN, bitch! I didnt know you were a Faustian shadow archetype like that!
>>34395116Call them. Texting is lame.
>>34395112>doesn't matter*doesn't matter to you. Everyone has different criteria, and that's okay.
>>34395115She did.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33690084/#33691198Namefags will lie about things to get attention then they will pretend that they never said that.
>>34395125elaborate
>>34395106>browser accountsAs in, his bookmarks and search history? He is so incredibly stupid he makes an account for his firefox, chrome or whatever it is!?
>>34395116Keep talking as long as you're finding the conversation interesting or fun.
>>34395113>Should women wear makeup?M. If they want to.
>>34395112>how pleased would you be with titjobsNTA but very, very pleased indeed.
>>34395139Yes, to be honest I wasn't really trying to gather dirt on him or so, I discovered I can do this by account and it became a daily habit to check what he had been up to. Not my proudest moment but it was very entertaining.
>>34395116overthinking. the whole bonus of texting is you can reply whenever. now, later, never. you can decide not to respond, and then come back later and respond. you can respond in two parts, or heck even three parts. you can keep responding endlessly, even. just yap however much you want to, ignoring insecurities, if she's into you she'll vibe with it, or she won't and she isn't someone that ever would make you feel comfortable in the first place.
>>34395080>Why are women so sympathetic towards browns?Why shouldn't they be?
I learned my ex-girlfriend was cheating on me by reading her iMessages on her Macbook while she was out of town. :o)
>>34395154What was he doing
>>34395113i'm gonna diverge here and say most women shouldn't wear makeup because, and i REALLY hate to break this to you foids, you are really really really not artists and you generally do a god awful job playing up to your features. the result is off-putting 9/10.
>>34395113Only if it's goth.
Girls, would you think it's funny if a guy leaned over and whispered in your ear and asked you what a tampon is?
>>34395160Watching porn and posting in film and car forums mostly.
>>34395158What a hoeeeeeee
Femanon, what would you do if I pulled up to our date in this?
>>34395098I got a private investigator and found out my dude was trading his car wirh a "coworker" and cheating
>>34395158how'd you respond, and how did she react?
>>34395156The browns are the ones who do more raping
>>34395169honestly based
>>34395169Man some people really have too much money on their hands
>>34395169Not a woman but I just want to say I think that's based. I didn't follow Charlie when he was alive but that whole event changed my outlook on life completely.
>>34395158You still sleeping with her?
>>34395158And by cheating do you mean texting other guys or actually fucking them?
>>34395178Yes. I can't get anyone better.
>>34395115>>34395133You're obsessed with me
>>34395170Did you leave him?
>>34395178Oh hell no, this was years ago. I took a break from dating for several years after that shit.>>34395168Yup.>>34395171>>34395179She fucked a guy and bragged about how good the sex was to one of her friends.I dumped her, obviously. Her friend also reached out to me and apologized for how I was treated.
I think cheaters are based.
>>34395182Nta but I hate you and hate seeing you postThankfully you're namefagging again so I can filter you
The Hammer
>>34394905how long has it been, anon?
>>34395185I'm not really a fan, but I do almost have to admire the gall.
>>34395184>friend knows she's cheating >doesn't tell you >puts on a saint act after being found out lmfao, what a hypocritical cunt and you fell for it
The Wall
>>34395186Do it, so you can finally stop replying to my posts.
>>34395194You hit it?
>>34395179They be fucking and sucking. I have been trying to leave him for a long time and he continuously lies to me. We don't live together or anything so I am thinking of changing my phone number and just dipping out.
>>34395189You just know they are the kind of people that don't take life too serious and take what they want. Much better than those anxious messes that are obsessed with always doing the right thing.
>>34395192I didn't fall for shit, I'm just sharing what happened. I cut those people out of my life entirely.I feel like a bit of a bitch for even calling this woman "my ex-girlfriend"; she's nothing to me anymore.
>>34395199Haha, I guess. They usually end up pretty lonely.
>>34395200It's not that serious bro, lol.
>>34395194CANT OUTSTALL THE WALLhttps://youtu.be/VfBFSCjAeWc
>>34394905I had pretty bad gynophobia (I had an abusive babysitter) when I was in my late teens/early 20's and couldn't be comfortable alone with a woman that wasn't my mother. In hindsight, I probably would've been better off sharing that so they understood why I got visibly uncomfortable and they'd understand that I'm still attracted to them.I'd say yes, do share, but you don't have to disclose that immediately. It will help them understand what they're dealing with and if they want to deal with it. But I'm also a fringe case where I have immediate shared sympathy.
>>34395201Nah, people that have fun always attract a loyal audience.
>>34395202It's understandably a little bit serious for me lol. That was some ego shattering shit to experience man.
Gee, Femanon, didn't you wear the same exact outfit on our last date?
>>34395210An audience of flunkies and sycophants, maybe. Not my idea of a good time.
>>34395211Only if you take yourself too serious and are too attached to your ego to begin with. Sounds like a bit of shaking was what it needed.
>>34395194The night's watch
>>34395214I only have one outfit because I’m poor
>>34395215Yeah, people that take life so serious rarely have fun ideas of what a good time is.
The Pain Train
>>34395217What twenty-something doesn't need to be knocked down a peg, but I deserved to get cheated on? Really now?
The only reason I’m not stalking him more is because I’m too stupid to know how
This is what women want
>>34395214
>>34395219Kind of an ick
>>34395218Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
>>34395112>picgoddam lesbos are kinda corny
>>34395223>deserved No, but it could have been a good life lesson on not being so grave at all times but instead you decided to become even more solemn. Guess it didn't work.
>>34395219Capsule wardrobe now
>>34395225Amateur
>>34395234I thought it wasn't that serious, anon. What a weird conversation lol
>>34395230funny they all went to the mole brothel anywaysmoids can't keep it in their pants even under oath
>>34395225Just ask him where the best places to stalk him are
>>34395240This would work on me.
I don't stalk her but man does she make it easy
>>34395239it says "father no children" not "have no sexual relations with women">black wasn't the correct skin color for Argentinian on the captchawow, 4chan thinks Argentina is white?
>>34395225I just dont really even care, desu. Once I lost trust, I mentally and emotionally checked out. The art of detachment. I mean.. how likely is it that we can bring the spark back and build a positive and loving relationship?
>>34395214>he doesn't have seven different copies of the same exact outfit
>>34395244yeah I bet they had very reliable birthcontrol
>>34395240romantic, imo. even if it is corny
>>34395247t. anime protagonist
>>34395245Lame. Stalking is for satisfying curiosity, not because you think it will fix what's broken.
>>34395160Oh look, the edgy little kid can't use NTA.
>>34395252There are more motives for stalking than just that
>>34395248Actually...https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Moon_tea
>>34395255Like what? Bet they are all very cringe.
>>34395211>>34395200Don't engage with the mentally ill and jealous on atoga.Just let them rot in their misery.
>>34395225>>34395245>>34395255What do you think stalking will solve that confronting him/her/xer in person won't?
>>34395253???
>>34395257yeah yeah, always on that cope train to get their pp wetwhatever happened to chastity the whole point of the oath is to not be distracted by matters of the flesh and the heart, you can nitpick all you want, we both know that includes not going to the brothel
>>34395261I dnt lnow I am not a stalker. >>34395258Probably
>>34395262>>34395253*stops replying
>that feeling when you don't even have a >her to feel sad about>that feeling when you literally never have
>>34395257Wasn't that a dothraki thing?
>>34395214As a male I unironically rotate between like 8 plain color t-shirts I got from Hobby Lobby
>>34395266Yes, that's what she likes to do.Because remember, NoThInG iS tHaT sErIoUs.
>>34395267You're better off.
>>34395243I didn't intend to stalk her but her personal blog fell into my lap in a bizarre way that I can only assume was divine intervention.
>>34395268Uuuuuh, top right?I think the other ones are all space marine chapters. Idk what the other one is.
i have a >her to feel bittersweet about.it's bittersweet :')
>>34395251
>>34395273Deep bro.
>>34395226is aggron mode achievable natty?
She's stalking me isn't she
>>34395219what outfit is it?you got that cartoon character aesthetic>>34395222let me off on the next stop>>34395194Good album>>34395133who carez
>>34395192thats not really fair to her friend, even if cheating is a shitty thing there was probably more to their friendship, and betrayal is still betrayal. cheating isn't good but it IS kind of normal.
>>34395283yes, she knows everything you do, imagine the icky she has accumulated
>>34395277Well, have you talked to her about it? expressed interest? maybe she actually is really into you and wants to explore an actual relationship with you. how long has it been?
>>34395276every relationtard says this yet keeps getting into relationshipsdon't give me that crap
>>34395278Top right is Death Guard, a chaos space marine chapter. The other ones are all loyalist chapters.
>>34395290pathetic.
>>34395062as long as you don't go to the store naked, no shame in wearing comfiesmaybe get some soup and bread hope you can see a doc and get better thodepression is a bitch>>34394996what if you need to get up for a pissonce one of the huzz fell asleep on me so I just had to play Crash Bandicoot 4 for like 3 hours
>>34395268That was the first one I got this morning before I understood what was going on. I clicked the bottom right and it let me post but idk what that shit is about
>>34395287you've covered for a cheating friend before, haven't you?
>>34395288Nice
>>34395233>cornyCorny is not bad. Caring about being corny or how it will be perceived by bystanders is cringe. >>34395247Self-diagnosed autists these days don't wear the same outfit every day and stick to the same routine for years. Posers.
>>34395283My name is real common and I don't have much tied to my name online anyway, so if she's able to stalk me somehow then I'm legitimately impressed.
>>34395295Only thing I put on are pants since that post
>>34395298nah, i'm friends with thoroughly good people, but i wouldn't hold it against someone that did do that. love it or hate it, personally it's the latter for me, we are in fact only human
>>34395301Nah, corny is bad.> Caring about being corny or how it will be perceived by bystanders is cringe.Very american mindset, where you're tough if you "don't give a fuck what people think" as shit rolls down your pant legs in public.
>>34394920>losers who jerk off a lotlow test ngl>>34394905>if i make it past the initial meeting phase with a man, should i tell him about thisI mean if he is a nice guy he'll be understanding and supportivejust be careful with it cause it could also get attention from the wrong kind of guys
She loves it when I'm corny
>>34395283It was weird seeing her accuse somebody else of being me.
>>34394889get some chapstick>>34394825based>>34394774>O'blockyeah that vid was filmed there right?agreed he was a talent, gone too soon
Every post is a snare
>>34395264You're correct. Jon Snow specifically views himself as breaking his vows after having sex with Ygritte, without regard to whether or not he got her pregnant.
>>34395314Every hole's a goal
>>34395316every whore's a bore
>>34395290Now you're conflating different things. This is not what anon was talking about in the post I replied to.
How do I get a camgirl gf?
>>34395314linndrum or 909?
Designed to keep me here. Distract me.
>>34395314And I keep catching you
>>34395289I haven't told her about it yet, but the whole thing did get me to reach out for the first time in a while and I got a reply at least. It's only been a few days so we'll see.
>>34395320Why would you want one
>>34395320Just keep donating. Get your foot in the door.
>>34395315yeah, but that was hot af, so I'll allow it
>>34395314I'm walking into spiderwebs
>>34395320Get a regular gf and whore her out.
>>34395323LOOK INTO THE SATURN SWIRL PRECIOUS DOLL
>>34395329This. You're only a few thousand dollars away. Don't give up she's just playing hard to get
Ok off I go
Should I give her a kiss
>>34395328Need a gf who is professionally hot and good at sucking dick without being a full on prostitute.
>>34395337no more fried dandelions for you
>>34395323knock knock
>>34395337Good luck!
>>34395330so we agree it wasn't cool when Sam did it with Gilly right
>>34395339How did it end up like this
>>34395334I feel like this could be a ton of fun.Though I'd make it so neither of our faces would be on screen, probably wearing masks.
>>34395332Leave a message and I'll call you back.
>>34395279What’s the point
>>34395346that was sweet, not hot, very different energy
>>34395319honestly how much of a drone do you have to be to say this, when the rhetoric is exactly the same in both cases
>>34395347Are you saying it's a bad thing
yo I’m actually clinically retarded
I enjoy replying to vagueposts with vagueposts of my own pretending that the original vagueposter is someone I know IRL.
>>34395357What'd you do?
>>34395360We've noticed
>>34395360This is also my favorite way of larping
>>34395174Statistically, most rapists keep to their own ethnic group. Women, unlike you apparently, know this.
>>34395357hi clinically retarded I'm anon <3if it makes you feel any better, I just tried to do the april fool's captcha like an actual captcha, despite posting here all day
How evil are women?
>>34395366bout 350
>>34395356Now I'm falling asleep
>>34395366They're all extremely evil (except the girl I like and also my mom).
>>34395369And he calling a cab
>>34395366about tree fiddy evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R20f-TPKjzc
I strive to be more evil than women
>>34395372While she's having a smoke
>>34394990>Wears makeup and showersI mean if she puts on makeup right before a shower that's kinna dumb
>>34395376you will die trying
How do I stop the feeling of extreme dread every time I think about her?
>>34394758Lel
>>34395357you'll fit right in with the avoidant women and incels here
Femanons, how do you feel about a man telling you when he's about to orgasm, even just straight up saying "I'm gonna cum." Is it too porny?
>>34395355>he thinks rhetoric is what determines validity of a statementNo you're just being a moron.Look all I'm saying is that being hung up on a unrequited crush fucking sucks, and I'm glad I'm finally over it. It's liberating. Good day.
>>34395384Write about the feelings and the images about her every day till you disassociate the feelings from the memories
>>34395387I think it's dumb. Enjoy the orgasm and keep the yap flap close for one moment,
>>34395366Most are pretty good, but I have met a handful that were pure evilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN98yzgjql4
I want to improve my misogynyHow do I get better at it?
>>34395394Get to know me, the most evil woman
Was wondering about this captcha thing until I remembered what day it is.
>>34395394you can't, you can only hurt someone if they care and unfortunately nobody cares about what you think or do unless it directly negatively impacts their lifeI guess you could try to become a misogynistic serial killer, people don't really like that
>>34395389Writing's been helping a bit actually, it's just hard when I'm at work and need to stay focused.
>>343953942-3 years Quran studies in Dagestan and forget
dead juniper one spark situation
>>34395395hey
Hunt for provocative poster who fled from thread.
>>34395405I will sell you to the cartel for 35 cents worth of pinto beans
I can fix her.
>>34395402What do you want
Are chubby women bolder at approaching men they like or do I only attract the chubby women because I am a lanklet (or maybe I am ugly)?
Now that ive found all of you on Facebook this isn’t very fun.
>>34395411an evil woman gf
>>34395412Chubby women need to approach because people don't approach them. If chubby women are approaching you it's probably a good indicator that you could be approaching more attractive, less chubby women and seeing some level of success.
>>34395413Nice try, I don't have facebook. Unless you found that one fake profile I made in 2009 to stalk my bf. That would be very impressive.
I wish a chubby girl would approach me...
Someone just pushed me at the supermarket and said “move, ugly”
>>34395419thats what you get for not having any situational awareness
I wish all men were dead so I didn’t have to worry anymore
>>34395387I appreciate the warning if I'm in charge at the time especially during handjobs. Don't need one if he's doing the thrusting but I don't mind it either. You don't have to tell me you're giving me a present but it doesn't ruin it either.
>>34395421Should I kms then
>>34395421You'd find something else to worry about instead. There's always something to worry about.
If I achieve CHIM then she will finally like me back
>>34395427This is my biggest worry
>>34395421I wish I could meet a non-misandrist woman
>>34395432Worrying about worrying is so pointless.
Some people take thise silly weddings quite seriously
>>34395435My whole life is pointless babe
>>34395436I'm getting real sick of these weddings with stupid ass color schemes that mean I have to go out and find a suit and tie in colors I'm never going to wear again.
>>34395429When you achieve chim you won't need her.
>>34395434ntaWell men think everything is misandrist, so good luck with that.
>>34395441Mood
>>34395419What the hell lmaoThat is bs>>34395421I don't bite... (unless it's chicken)>>34395435Nta but now I'm worrying about worrying about worrying
Grab that penis and show it who's boss.
>>34395436>>34395443I have one like that coming up and I'm dreading every minute of it. People forgot that weddings were supposed to be about celebrating not being miserable and broke after.
When's the baby due?Nothing you can do about that skin tone, is there?Are you wearing brown contacts? I thought your eyes were green.Have you had that mark checked for cancer?I would have asked you if you wanted something from the fast food place for lunch, but, you know, you probably shouldn't.No makeup on today, huh?
>>34395445>when the accusation is a confession and projection
>>34395307Why deprive yourself of joy just because of what others think? If it doesn't affect them, their opinion should have no bearing on your actions.
>>34395450Der boomer final boss
>>34395443Stop having friends who ask you to be in their wedding party I guess?
>>34395447>now I'm worrying about worrying about worryingNo you're not.
>>34395162This. It's often uncanny and unflattering from 5/7 angles.
>>34395457Jokes aside I was worrying about stuff like 10mins ago then thought it will all be daijooobu So just sitting outside with book rn
*grabs my penis* IM THE BOSS IM THE BOSS
>>34395450Lmfao? What is the eye color one doing in there
>>34395452>I know who you are but what am I?You have to be 18 years old to post on 4chan.
>>34395461Isn't it too dark to read outside?
>>34395429That's what everyone says. And you know what happens? Zero-sum, every single time.
>>34395113Only if they want toIt's fun and hot though
>>34395453When what the average person finds joy in is basically pigslop, and the average pigperson wants nothing but to drag everyone else down into the mud with them, yes, it affects me and the rest of society.
>>34395465they said sitting with it to look kakkoii
Might rewatch that film where that guy takes the blue pill that makes him really focused or see police academy for thr furst yime
>>34395465It's alright atm but yeah I will probs have to go inside soon>>34395469>yes, it affects me and the rest of societyBro cares this much lmaoo
Why is the old thread still up
>>34395464>continues projecting and confessing
>>34395467https://youtu.be/5ZPx14BlW_0?si=k3h2xMbl3DvzAxi1
>>34395474Wouldn't you like to know posterboy
>>34395162You're not wrong and I've kind of accepted it. No matter what I do foundation makes me look worse not better and my eye shape is just not suited to wings. My makeup routine is 20 years behind basically right out of the 2000s but with modern color sensibilities instead of concealer lips, actual makeup brushes, and some setting spray.
>>34395133people change
>>34395470RealI was doing this the other day just to auramaxx even though it was freezing outside>>34395471Police academy is a classic lolI saw Michael Winslow at an event once, what a ledge, the master of sound fx
>>34395162anything more than one coat of light mascara and berry tinted lip balm is mega cringe burger behavior
>>34395476>continues to act like a childTypical intellectual male.
>>34395162Yea but when I don’t wear it everyone is asking why my face is so red or what happened or pointing out blemishes
>>34395477Lmao I love these snapcube dubsMy friend is also a fan and she got me an eggman pissing on the moon sticker lol
Some people really have nothing better to do eh
to the anon that selected black for argentina, I got it again and selected white and it worked... absolutely haram
>>34395188about 5 years>>34395308>just be careful with it cause it could also get attention from the wrong kind of guysyeah i'm aware/a little concerned about this too
>>34395486That's because you look different than what they're used to seeing you like.
>>34395483I look better when I do my eyebrows and smudge some eyeliner on there too though. If I have makeup on and it looks like there's nothing on my eyelids I have eyeshadow the same color as my skin on there. Otherwise they're kind of purple and veiny.
>>34395489Am I doing a recency bias or has Argentina been a topic of conversation far too many times the last couple of days?
If you had to testify against some real mean guy that runs some sort of organisation and you have the ability to take it all down by saying what you saw would you do it? Obviously you won't survive either way but if you do say they will murder all of your family.
>>34395492thats the demonic energy shining through your skin, ofc you'd want ti cover that skinwalker
She just needs a bit of space
>>34395495Weird glowie question
>>34395494I only saw that one post of anon so it might be a you thing
>>34395491I went from wearing no make up to breaking out and still not wearing make up and people started saying stuff, so I started wearing it and they stopped
Send him to Iraq
>>34395486Same. I stopped caring and stopped wearing. Maybe once a week I’ll wear eyeliner and mascara.
>>34395495no, not wirth ending my bloodline for some suicide missionevil can't be eliminated, if you cut off a limb, six new ones spawn immediately
>>34395489I'm that anon. Thanks for checking.
>>34395495I’d probably talk to my family first and then blow the whistle. I really don’t want to go to hell.
>>34395488No >>34395465I might go back in in a minute cause the neighbour is shouting for her cat and it's doing my head in
>>34395486If you never wore it to begin with that would be your baseline and it wouldn't draw people's attention. It's just because it's different. I very very rarely get judged for not wearing any makeup and when I get judged for using it it's because I decided to slap a bunch of rainbow glitter on my eyelids to go grocery shopping.I can see how you'd feel stuck wearing it and how that sucks though.>>34395498I've been trying to figure out how to incorporate that natural color into a look but I just end up looking like I was punched in the face a couple days ago.
>>34395508You won't get the chance unfortunately.
sudden craving for tempura
>>34395513I’d still testify, then. I would accept my fate in hell if I couldn’t save my family.
>>34395465Lol the neighbour is still calling their catThe cat is on my lap rn>>34395514YumGet me some too
>>34395516If there were Hell and Heaven I feel lile yhis sort of martyrdom would earn all pf you a ticket straight to whichever God you want
Speaking of make-up, can girls tell if a man is wearing make-up? I don't mean over the top gay shit make-up, but just a light layer?I'm a straight man that started wearing make-up to work and I wonder if anyone knows
>>34395495My family isn't being offered any sort of witness protection?If my testimony will make or break the case I'm not confident enough in it to put my chips in I'm not saying shit. Guess my family is moving to florida.
It seems like such a waste of time and effort when I know i'm just gonna eventually die having not accomplished or enjoyed anything.
This post nasal drip is actually crazy. I can literally smell and taste boogers all day. God only knows how my breath smells.
Wait, weren't both Red and Blue from OSP supposed to be Ace?
>>34395520Be bold with it
>>34395520if you can see there's something on your skin when you look in the mirror, so can everyone elsewe have functioning eyes
>>34395519I would hope so too, but I don't find it wise to anticipate that kind of treatment.
>>34395522Of course you're not going to accomplish anything with that attitude.
>>34395520Men almost never wear skin products. Someone definitely noticed. Not that that's a bad thing.
Poo
>>34395534they could've been a bit more sly with it
>>34395494'argentina is white' has been a meme for like 20 years bruv
>>34395534>>>/po/ definitely exists. It's just not called that.
>>34395524Blue is married. I think he's a father too
>>34395503Iran
>>34395523I heard NAC supplements can clear that out
>>34394905I used to talk with a woman who also had a fear of men, at least to a degree.Obviously I can't speak for you or the men you'll meet, but I think it's fine to share that relatively early on, if you think he seems alright in general. Chances are, if you like him, you won't be too afraid of him, right?
>>34395538
>>34395538FUCK i forgot I have failed 4chan trivia I am ashamed
>>34395537There has been a lot of conversation about 'tina in the 'toga lately.
>>34395522I feel you. I have enjoyed several things but feelings that disappear as easily as they came don't sustain me.
>>34395539>Blue is married.I was told asexual is not the same as aromantic.>I think he's a father tooI just found that out, which made me go WTF?
>>34395546X-tina?
>>34395523My dad told me to get saline spray.Helps a little.But yeah I wouldn't want to see the pile of everything I've hacked up throughout the day, yuck.
How do I even respond to this shit man
>>34395553I got this one earlier. Funniest one so far.
>>34395562Tell it it doesn't smell THAT bad and it should believe in itself.
>>34395562Violence
My personal fav was the Alberto Barbosa one
>>34393400 #Are you mad at me
>>34395514Might this weekend. I'm going to light eat and FASTE on Friday.
>>34395501I forgot my shithole country is in this
I'm going to use your remains to decorate the ceiling.
>>34395585I'm already planning on doing that
>>34395582a very hungary caterpillar
>>34394080>Men, if you have (or if you had) a girlfriend, do you ever think about how easy it would be for her to murder you? Stab you through the heart in your sleep, drug you and suffocate you, slip some slow-acting poison in your food or drink... there are so many ways. And it would be so easy to make it look like an accident, or self-defence, that she'd probably get away with it. I feel like men don't worry about this nearly enough.Yes.
>>34395562Respond to what?
>>34395590You know you didn't have to quote the whole post right
>>34395585Ok but can you do it with parts not the whole like in the picture I'm not symmetrical and I don't want it to be that obvious for eternity that the left side of my ribcage sticks out weird.
>>34394177>Men with high-paying jobs.>Would you date a cashier?Maybe if she's a student and doing it part-time.Otherwise no.
Listening to a cool song on repeat until it becomes overplayed award
>>34395589Wtf how did you know? Also never heard that one before it's actually a new one
>>34395553Newfags can’t pick the correct triforce
>>34395597K fine, because you asked nicely. I will arrange you into a sun pattern.
>>34395533Shit
>>34395602I'm omniscient ask me anything about your future
>>34394251Endearingly weird.
>>34395604NeatThank you I appreciate your acquiescence
>>34395585I wish I could have my own skull on the shelf as a bookend.
>>34395608Anything for my little birth defect.
>>34395575No. Why do you think I'm mad at you
I want to text a girl I like but I don't know what to say. With no context at all, what should I send?
>>34395610They don't want you to know that but the skulls at the crypt are actually free, you can just take one home.
>>34395606Will I get a job this year? How about a relationship?
>>34395616pic rel is always a great conversation starter
>>34395592Fuck it. I'll just play it cool.
>>34395617But that would just be a random skull. It wouldn't mean anything to me.I have a sentimental connection to this one.
Uhhhhh tummmyyyuyy tooooo muuuuchhhh chocolate but I love chocolate
>>34393765>Gender>Would you erase your entire adult life to try again?For example, when I was 18 I had a choice between two different countries to go build a life in. I chose country A, basically at random (acceptance letter came out sooner in mail). I spent 11 years in that country. I had some fun, but I never managed to build a life. Many of my peers who also came with me, also found themselves in the same situation. Meanwhile, all the other peers who went to country B instead, seem to have managed to make it happen, and are all already married with kids. IDK, why it happened that way, but I would erase my entire 20s to roll the dice on country B, including losing my virginity and all my sex capades (not many) and my painful romances with two girls who at the time meant a lot. I would erase it all to try again.Have you also had such experiences?
>>34395612I'm a little concerned that I liked this
>>34395618job yes, relationship, nay 2030 though, it'll last for 2 years, you'll have another one that actually lasts in 2037 so make sure to learn your lessons from the first one
>>34395624oh you mean your own on your shoulders? trippy you could make a sort of holy grail out of it
>>34395631>job yesThank god>relationship, nayHaving to wait until I'm 30 for my first relationship is a bit rough but I'll take it
>>34395630:P
>>34395606NtaCan you tell me whether or not I'll succeed in getting my licence?
>>34395615Im just checking
>>34395628MI don't think that would save me
>>34395638good things take time, that means you can relax and use the time until then to find some peace so you can bring that energy to the relationship
>>34395636>oh you mean your own on your shoulders? trippyYes.
>>34395495I don't mess with that shit because the moment you do, you need to spend the rest of your life looking behind your back. Fuck that.
/atoga/ns should eat dead posters remains when they die to honour them
>>34395640yes, licence is a done deal
>>34395647>anon doesn't know about the cookouts
>>34395643Then maybe you issue is that your life is so boring... think about it, not a single pivotal moment in the last 10 years...
>>34395652I KNEW IT! I do now.
>>34395649Sweet thank you
>>34395652More like the cock outs ;p>>34395628>Would you erase your entire adult life to try againYes lol, I would've stayed in school and avoided alcohol/drugs and put my money into therapy>>34395601Which song>>34395599Elitist much?
>>34395644I'm happy with this. I was more worried about getting a job desu
>>34395658keep 6.6.2026 free
>>34395585That would be cool. I don't want to be cremated.
>>34395585me on the right
I wish I was poor and in love. I’d be happy living in a shithole with no possessions if someone loved me
>>34395571It was the first one I got and is probably my favorite too. It's the only one I've seen so far that was just text, so it really caught me off guard.
>>34395628MYes 100%I wanna redo uni and choose a different career path
>>34395660https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HkD8r8vdw08&pp=0gcJCcQBo7VqN5tD
>>34395641You seemed to think so why is that
>>34395672what path would you pick?
>>34395643MoodI think even if I got a second try I'd probably end up making the same mistakesI need a different brain or just to accept my fate >>34395669>poor and in loveYou say this she'll probably leave you if you have no prospects >>34395673Tune
>>34395674I thought I pissed you off
How can I help out virgin girls avoid men with virginity fetishes and find a guy who actually values them as people?
GenderHave you remembered to watch LockPickingLawyer's traditional April 1st video?
>>34395682A lawyer lock picking? That's a lawsuit waiting to happen
>>34395681>tell me how to hide my virgin fetish better so I can scam more naive girls No, I don't think I will.
>>34395687I'm a woman who hates guys who worship virgins for "muh purity".
>>34395678What gave you that indication
>>34395653It's not that it's boring, it's that it never had the potential to go anywhere.
>>34395681I guess just talk to your friends and try find out what the guy is like and has asked them etc.Any guy who cares about muh virginity and body count that much is a red flag imo
>>34395690I’ve pissed you off before
>>34395691Nta but on the positive side, you could argue that it's only just beginning...Iktf though I've spent most of my life as a hermit and don't really have anything to show for it l
We are all having such a gay time are we not?
>>34395694When. I don't remember being angry with you
>>34395699It's gaylord hours up in heeere
>>34395702You used to say I made you mad
>>34395676Probably something engineering or a car mechanic so I can work for a motorsports team
>>34395708When in response to what, what moment are you thinking of. I don't remember anything like that
>tfw shaved>tfw got ID"d for monster energyI'm almost 30
>>34395714I don’t remember why maybe you weren’t
>>34395716Do you remember what we were talking about
>>34395720No I think maybe I’m mixing up mean with mad
>>34395722You're a bit of a schizo aren't you
>>34395724Nah
>>34395709lol, idk what you do NOW, but that's an equally retarded dream to have
>>34395726Then how do you explain your whole deal
>>34395732Retardation
Women would you date a man who stands in the kitchen eating cereal straight out the bag
>>34393765Girl I know is obsessed with snatching a white dude.How do I break it to her that her kids won't be white, no matter what?She really wants blonde blue eyed kids ... she's Indian.
How about you shut up for a couple of minutes.
>>34395733Could be both you know
>>34395731I've done a CompSci degree and I'm unemployed. It's far fetched but worst case scenario I'd end up in the same spot I'm right now
>>34395740I hope not
I genuinely believe that regular prostate orgasms are essential for men's mental health
>average mentalcel on /atoga/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCXYxWtQJMg
>>34395743Why not. Gives you a better excuse
>>34395735NAG but this is a mood I also do thisThough I prefer to eat cereal at 3am with milk and watch strawberry shortcake or smth
Women, do you prefer bras that lift and separate, or ones that lift and press them together?
>>34395750>BaldIt's over
>>34395750All the old people in thr comments tind it cute
>>34395752I don’t want to be crazy
>>34395750Can't turn on audio rn but she fiineAgreed though best to be honest about being inexperienced, some of the huzz like that
>>34395747I'll pass
>>34395760But you already are. Aren't you
>>34395762Yeah, but she's divorced after a 5 year relationship and also saving herself for marriage.
>>34395750>First DatesI really like this show. Somehow manages to seem authentic. Not a lot of happy endings, but a few gems.
>>34395750I hate her voice
>>34395755I have never been able to find a bra that feels comfortable so I have no clue. At this point, I just wear tank tops instead of bras.
>>34395764No
>tfw going on 6 day trip>tfw fit everything in backpackFeelsgood to be moid sometimesState gender, how much do you pack for a trip? What are some essential items you take? What are your travelling do's and don'ts?
stupid southern accent and their tiny brains and stupid brooklyn accent
>>34395777It seems so don't you think
>>34395775What about sports bras?
>>34395778What backpack do you have?
>girlsDo you feel good when sucking dicks?Honest question, because I've been sucking my dildo and I don't feel good, would a real dick be a different thing?
>>34395786Not really, it's more I find the fact that I'm pleasing my BF with my mouth that's more exciting then anything else. Also a real dick is gonna taste better than plastic. I can't imagine ever wanting to suck off a dildo.
>>34395781Why do you think that
>>34395791You're always losing your mind over one thing or another
>>34394505u a snow bunny?>>34394406I could (probably) fix her.
>>34395794I think I’m normal and the circumstances are bad
>>34395790what about sucking a dick with condom?Isn't it the same thing?
>>34394579Just date an Indian prince.And be done with it.
>>34395798I have never sucked dick with a condom on and honestly I can't imagine ever wanting to do so.
>>34394564Swiss, 4c has spoken.Is it true?
I would rather her lips on mine than around my genital.
Women, why dont you realise that men want to be desired too?
>>34395775You just need an expert to help you.No shame resorting to that.
>>34395795>u a snow bunny?Korrasami wishes she was white lmao
Got the big sad again...
>>34395811for once, stop blaming us, and look to your obsession with chads or whatever.Not just you, but all Scrotes.
>>34395811Why do you think women bother with pretending to be horny? They know it, and they use that knowledge manipulatively.
>>34395815oh, I thought it was just an random username...>>34395816Yeah... life is a roller-coaster (TYCOON)
>>34393765If a girl you are into recently dated/hooking up with a tattoo artist and he tattood something on her thigh. Should you just give up on the idea of dating her?
>>34395817I'm not obsessed with Chad though, I'm only obsessed with her...
>>34395817>Scrotesrude
>>34394557They did this to me. I talk about Solid Snake and Goku too much and don’t have a college degree
>>34395821lol, yeah. Anyone who gets a tattoo that impulsively isn’t for me, and neither are people who have causal sex.
You wouldn’t last Ten minutes in my Tajikistani Tickle Torture Technique
NO WE'RE NOT HAVING ANOTHER FUCKING TATTOO DEBATE. FUCK YOU.
I miss it(video games)...
Drinking lattes in the morning with it...
Did the "scrotes" arise as retaliation for "roasties"?
April foolsed my gf by pretending to propose and now she's packing up all her stuff? Why don't women get jokes?
>>34395839Yes.
Just boyy things.
>>34395834heh, you wouldn't last one day in the asylum that they raised me...
>>34395843Playing a little bit of The Game early in the morning is some pretty good shit.
April 2nd is tomorrow!! Less than a day away!!Gender, what are you doing to celebrate??
>>34395843Have fun with that. Now if you'll excuse me some of us have man things to deal with.
>>34395839No, women just hate balls and think its disgusting. Hence why they call men scrotes. Cause they hate us and think we're disgusting too
>>34395850One femanon said they wete thinking about buying a dildo with balls today
>>34395817>ScrotesMy fav philosopher
>>34395853JH is built different.
>>34395766>she's divorced after a 5 year relationshipI mean I don't see the issue desu. First marriage doesn't always work out>saving herself for marriageWell considering he was khv (i assume i can't watch with sound rn), doesn't sound like he's in a rush for sex either lol
>>34395854I think he made dubstep or something.
Is a 6 inch penis considered average?
>>34395853Yeah... this >>34395855She doesnt count
>>34395784I can check for you when I go upstairs lmao, just an old under armour one of me mam's (I'm surprised it hasn't broken lol) >>34395816Sending hugs>>34395820>roller-coaster (TYCOON)I miss playing this>>34395836Same
>>34395859I think it's a little bit above
>>34395836What do you mean?There's so many options - you can literally play one (vidya) on an actual toaster.
I like you. All of you. My friends.
>>34395869<3
>>34395859Below, according to looksmaxx, and the general internet.Apparently, all women need to be sheared by a 10+ inch "python", lmao.
Women would you kiss a scrote?
>>34395867Wow. Thanks anon. I’ve been spiraling from a lot of different stuff recently with OCD. Haven’t left my house in days. That’s some good news, so I appreciate that.
>>34395859The average penis size is 5-6 inches, you're fine anon.
>>34395868I WANT to play a computer game.
>>34395871>>34395869My quarterly post. Good bye.
>>34395876Thank you as well, anon.
>>34395878Aw.
Notice how young people today don't say “video games” they say games. We have already fallen.
I hate this world I hate suffering
>>34395872>according to looksmaxxI’m so thankful I grew up in the 2000’s. The whole world has gone insane. Or maybe I’m just becoming old.
I hate this World. I enjoy seeing it suffer.
>>34395865Nah its fine. I thought maybe you had something fancy.
If I'm so funny, then why am I on my own tonight?
Wheres my wife, myao?
>>34395887Yep...>>34395892You know... as I get older, I am actually thinking this, too. Crazy, because I didn't think it was possible, but... lulz.
>>34395875Yeah bro your dicc is goodHope you can take a walk or something soon >>34395895>maybe you had something fancyNah lol it's bog standard >>34395896Do a stand up show for your plushies
>>34395884Do you believe in God?
>>34395882Actually we say vidya(In bongland we say computer games, I only say video games on the interwebz...)
>>34395882We say video games too. You are too old to say anything about us
>>34395848FWhy is it special?
>>34395903I’m afraid of him
women why dont you like our body parts as much as we like yours'?
>>34395892>I hate this World. I enjoy seeing it sufferMe after 5 beers
>>34395912him?>anon doesn't know
>>34395902>Hope you can take a walk or something soonI’ll take that as a sign, and go for a walk in a bit. Someone told me I should in my personal life as well. I love you, random anon stranger. We will more than likely never talk to each other again. Don’t forget to be kind to someone the next time you get the chance. God bless.
I was out shopping with my friend Monday and she mentioned something about Paris (she’s got family there) and some boomer scoffed.I told my friend (Colombian) that people in the Midwest don’t travel
Sutra of vidya:Do not hide or pay.Gamers come to play.
>>34395912Proverbs 9:10 NIV10 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, and knowledge of the Holy One is understanding.
>>34395778Was about to reply to this until I noticed who it was made byI hope we aren't force to read your shit for that weekmaybe you have an accident and never recover
>>34395912*her
What did moot mean by this?
>>34395896Like a zombie, walk 'round with my horseyI said please don't trust me, I'm just getting noseyClose the door please , don't let out the doggies
>>34395931I put white.
>>34395919>We will more than likely never talk to each other againIdk I'm here a lotGod bless you too my g
>>34395932Love is natural and realBut not for you my loveNot tonight my love
>>34395931A lot of ctoatians live in argentina I saw a documentary about it once. Other people from the balkans people as well
>>34395926>maybe you have an accident and never recoverYou have a nice Easter too <3
>>34395943Yeah.
I am addicted to instagram so many insanely funny clips.
Moids, I was just at the store and flowers are NOT that expensive. Stop making excuses.
>>34395952Well did you get me any?
Women, would you date a man who's had a vasectomy?
>>34395952What's your favorite flower, femanon? I like wisteria.
>>34395958No I want children, sorry.
>>34395938nothings really up to youstorys written, I call ..dangerous eyes we cud go hit the mall
>>34395959nta but i wish someone would get me roses someday, even a single one would be great
>>34395896Today everybody's a comedian.
>>34395920What's wrong with Paris lol? I miss going on vacay to France, it was fun
>>34395960Nta but vamnsccnevsvetny can reverse
>>34395951Thx <3>>34395952You're right they're not but idk which you like>>34395963CuteHappy early valentine's
>>34395628FI don't know that I'd do any better.I think you have to take me back all the way and give me different parents and different genes. I would make the same mistakes in a different setting.>>34395735I am also standing in the kitchen eating cereal straight out of the bag. Sometimes I use a cup.>>34395755Lift and separate. I need them held in place, if they get pushed together they fall out of the cups and my nipples kiss.>>34395778What kind of trip? What I take varies by activity and trip length. I try to keep it minimal if I'm going to a hotel room or camping but if I'm staying with a relative or headed to some event I'll bring more outfit options, extra shoes, jewelry, a more robust toiletry kit etc.
>>34395970Wait wrong reply soz >>34395949Insta is bantz tho Time for zzz
>>34395971>I'm staying with a relative or headed to some event I'll bring more outfit options, extra shoes, jewelry, a more robust toiletry kitYeahh that makes sense Just seeing my mom for a few daysAm taking a few fits but I managed to roll them up into backpack. And only one cologne and one deo etc.No room for water bottle tho I'll have a grab a drink on the ways
>>34395959Dahlias
>>34395952>Moids, I was just at the store and flowers are NOT that expensive. Stop making excuses.Modern women really out here doing market research in the grocery store floral section like it’s due diligence. Flowers aren’t expensive, moids. Just buy them. Stop making excuses.Impressive framing. Truly. You reduced an entire value exchange to a $12 bouquet while ignoring the fully loaded cost structure on your end. The roster tax, the constant frame audits, the where is this going premium, and the silent entitlement burn rate that compounds quarterly.We ran the model anyway.A man can drop $50 on flowers every week and still get negative ROI once the drama line item hits the P&L. The flowers wilt. The expectations don’t. The validation farming continues. The peace never arrives. You want low effort gestures as proof of investment while delivering high effort resistance to actual commitment. Elegant arbitrage. You monetize minimal feminine energy at premium male rates and call men cheap when they run the numbers. Flowers aren’t the problem. The spreadsheet is. We reallocated. Gym, mission, silence. ROI column stays green. The graph moves up and to the right.Keep scanning those price tags, queens. The real expensive part was never the bouquet. It was the fine print you never read.
Anyone have tips on dealing with intrusive / obsessive thoughts? Like imagining other people doing things that have nothing to do with you? It makes me feel guilty and weird but so far I know it's just a byproduct of anxiety and rumination and shame #therapytalk
>>34395920Americans scoff at everything.He probably thought Paris is some kind of "ethnic food", lmao.
>>34395965>What's wrong with ParisA lot.
I need to bag me a divorced middle aged mom who is insecure about her youth
>>34395786I think it's more a >his dickthing than just any dick but I do enjoy it as an activity. Being able to make it (and him) respond is the fun part so a dildo wouldn't give you a good idea of what it's like. >>34395811>He is very aware I desire him whether he wants to be with me or not lol>>34395821But was the tattoo free? I am not condoning this behavior but my mom briefly dated a carpenter with her primary motivation being getting our deck fixed for a discount.>>34395913It's literally just balls that we don't care about>>34395958Sure
>>34395971>my nipples kiss.Damn why did you have to say that in such a cute way...>>34395628MDoes this mean rewind to being 18/just after finishing school?That'd mean rewinding more than half my life.Would we keep all of our knowledge or just be able to send back a few core ideas, e.g. "do X" or "tell Y about Z"?I would only want to do that if one of those idea I sent back was knowing that I had sent them back.I am torn between "try to find a specific woman on 4chan earlier in life" and "never go on 4chan after 2010".
>>34395986No. Stop.You’re not bagging anyone. You’re writing a distressed asset acquisition memo in public. Divorced middle aged mom, insecure about her youth. That’s not a target. That’s a distressed inventory play with heavy baggage fees. Ex-husband drama, kid logistics, therapy invoices, and a silent I still got it valuation that never matches the market. Impressive risk appetite. Truly. You looked at the post-wall depreciation curve and thought “this is where I deploy prime capital.” She’s already optimized for volume and orbiters in her prime. Now she’s running a clearance sale on faded assets while demanding the same premium commitment she rejected at 25.Run the actual model.>Emotional drag: high>Roster residue: permanent>Peace yield: negative>Opportunity cost: catastrophic (your best years funding someone else’s second act)High-value men don’t chase distressed inventory. They let the market come to clean assets with positive ROI. You’re volunteering to be the rebound provider who absorbs all the depreciation she created. Kill the line item. Reallocate to gym, mission, cold approach on women who aren’t already leveraged to the hilt with regret and alimony. The spreadsheet doesn’t lie. Bag me a insecure divorced mom is not strategy. It’s cope dressed as conquest.Peace still clears harder than any clearance-rack redemption arc. Next allocation.
>>34395975I agree that rolling is generally the superior packing method.Except when you're backpacking. Then the superior packing method is crumple and shove while being mindful of weight distribution lol.I hope you have a good time visiting your mom.
State genderDid you exercise or did you eggs are sides today?
>>34395989>"try to find a specific woman on 4chan earlier in life"?????
>>34395995FI exercise everyday
>>34395992Yeah, but MILF bush is hot.
>>34395995FEggs are sides but I went for a 3 mile walk yesterday Did YOU exercise today?
>>34395996A woman I met on 4chan and wish I could have saved.
>>34395998It's sloppy and ran through. How is it hot?
>>34395995MI go to the gym late at night so I haven't worked out yet. But I did eat my eggs today.
>>34396000>>34395997Is that some new slang/4chan lingo?
>>34395985Paris Hilton is an icon>>34395982Take deep breaths and tell the silly thoughts to go away>>34395986LolI love milfs..>>34395988>just balls that we don't care aboutNta but that's kind of a relief cuz mine are ugly
>>34396001IS she dead
>>34395995I had an egg and did some juggling and hackysack
I wishI could have saved him
>>34396007I haven't talked with her in some years.I am not sure if she hopes she was dead or not. She often did.
>>34396010You did save me, I just wish you could've played a bigger role.
>>34396013oh
>>34396010I wish I could talk to low-voice chan.
>>34395995M, I had two eggs at lunch and I did walk to the supermarket and back>>34396009>did some jugglingThat's dope, what do you juggle? >>34395949If I don't post again for a wk happy easter weekend everyone!! Hope you get lots of choccos and some restful times
>>34396016Who’s that?
>>34395797Do you ever think that you may be a little over the top
Gender?What is your personality like? What personality traits do you think are cool?Favorite soup?
It has been a week since of me trying to remember the authors name. So frustrating. I will not look it up I will remember.
>>34396018I juggle hackysacks. Happy easter too! Eat treats with hot drinks!
>>34396025Ygri
>>34395995M Yeah 30 min stair master and kettlebell
>>34396003Ok, chudcel.
>>34396023mserious and quietserious and funnyvegetable
>>34396019Just someone from a few years back. Don't know if she still lurks.This was before the "you know whos" banned voc
>>34396026>juggle hackysacksThat's awesomeI used to juggle clubs (and diabolo/devil sticks/poi)Keep practicing!!
>>34396025Give me some clues.
>>34396011Many such cases.
>>34396006>mine are uglyDon't stress, they all are to us. They're more like exotic pets that are easy to injure than something I look at sexually if that makes sense.
>>34396023>Gender?M>What is your personality like?NeuroticPeople irl say that I'm generous and funny, but also "the king of crashouts">What personality traits do you think are cool?Compassionate, fun, brave, curious, can do tricks>Favorite soup?Tomato
>>34396034I want to get good at other stuff but for now I am focusing on patterns.
>>34396039Femcel moment ;)
>>34396039>exotic petsLulz>Don't stress, they all are to usOK thanks that actually is relieving (tho I doubt anyone will ever see em)
>>34396042Yeah good idea to just focus on that for now, godspeed
>>34396023FI don't even know I feel like I can't accurately perceive the version of me that other people are getting because I have all this insider information that makes me so much less cool.I think people who are mostly easy going but have strong morals are cool. People who are kind but not people pleasers and who like being outside. People who can be critical without being a dick and think for themselves but they aren't above enjoying some slop if it hits right.Can I count chili as a soup? I make it with shredded chicken and it's got corn in it. It's good but I have to modify it and not make my own chili paste when I make it for my little sister or she'll shit her brains out.
>>34396031Neuro/birdy? Think she still pops in occasionally
>>34396036If I do you will immediately post it. This is a journey I must complete on my own.
>>34396023M>What is your personality like?Friendly and extroverted, around strangers too. I like going on little adventures every now and then. I get people laughing. Sometimes I am incredibly lazy for several days and I need somebody to motivate me to not be miserable. I can get dismissive when I am disgusted by somebody.>What personality traits do you think are cool?Being understanding.>Favorite soup?My mom's vegetable soup is really good.I like to think I make a great creamy pumpkin soup. I have used my parents' neighbour's hokkaido pumpkins and my own butternut ones for it.
French onion soup is the best soup.
Femanon I dont care how many tries it takesI'll keep rearranging your guts until we cure you of those silly stomach aches
>>34396057I like chicken soup and potato soup
>>34396061Is she ok? Why isn't she smiling? This is wrong.
>>34396057i made bean soup with orzo for dinner tonight
Speaking of food, I want to make dumplings this week, but I am not entirely sure which fillings. Any suggestions?>>34396057I made that once and it was really good.
>>34396061She looks like someone stole her soul.
>>34396061>webmMe but if I was born as a cute girl...>>34396064Smiling is overrated
>>34396064showing emotion is so 2020if you arent doomermaxxing you're out of fashion
>>34396022I think I have a tendency to panic
>>34396043Rude and incorrect>>34396044Happy to help lol
>>34396066Fill them with love and vegetables
>>34396069Is it finally my time? Why couldn't stonefaced have been in in 2012 I'm too old now fuck me.
>>34396070That's only scratching the surface. You have a tendency to do a lot of things
>>34396073it doesnt work if you're not pale Whiteim sorry JH
>>34396023>Gender?M>What is your personality like?I’m pretty easygoing and like to make people laugh. I can be a little frivolous and have a bit of a sad clown thing going on behind closed doors.I can shoot the shit with most people I meet with little issue. I like most people.>What personality traits do you think are cool?Pragmatism, empathy, kindness, creativity and a love of animals and the outdoors.>Favorite soup?Probably phở. That was the last soup I ate that had me making PG-13 noises, at least. Tasty stuff
I laugh too much
>>34395925I can only be afraid of something that controls my life
>>34396077Same
>>34396075>JHAgain with this? Get better radar.>Pale whiteI'm the kind of white that tans well I guess I still lose. I'm more than white enough to pull off heroin chic though I feel like this should work for me. I'm just in my 30s.
I wanna hold her by her shoulders and pull her in for a hug
>>34396073>fuck me.A dangerous suggestion.>>34396069Makes you wonder how sex with her is.Like, just completely passive with a depressed look or will she actually soften up? Or wants to be seductive?Whatever the case, she is insanely pretty.
>>34396074Like what
>>34396077I lulz0rs to hide the pain
>>34396077I laugh and smile when I'm nervous because for some reason it makes people think I'm normal.
Why does she do this
Excuse me while I go jerk off to women who are much prettier than you, femanon.
>>34396082For what
>>34396090Understandable, have a good day
I wish I could my first atoga post. The one that got me hooked
>>34396104Chasing that atoga dragonDratoga
>>34396091Because she wants one
>>34396104probably some cringe shit about wanting a gf
>>34396088Sounds like a kind of masking... can rel8>>34396089Who>>34396104You could what? Undo it?Iktf shitposting here coincided with my downfall>>34396090I should be sleeping rn but am watching videos of tall girls
Sme od my most random posts get 10 yous. Attention is better than masturbating
six hours and still no reply. it's fucking hopeless.
>>34396112No it was about still being a virgin
>>34396115Based attentionwhore Dopamine goes whee
>>34396010You can lead a horse to water but you can't make them drink bro
I'm constipated but I'm not even dehydrated this isn't fair
>>34396120Are you still now?>>34396126Why would I drink my bro>>34395949I actually gtg enjoy your easter brevs
>>34396129Don't reply to me creep
>>34396128RIP I hope you can shii soonKeep drinking water tho
My first atoga post was about how I saw this video of Jeffery Epstein burning a tied down oiled up naked chick with a magnifying glass.
>>34396132Whaddi doActually gtg so I can get early uber byeeeee
>>34396129You too.
>>34396086Let's get those gears turning. What else do you do
I don't remember my first atoga post. I remember lurking for a few weeks. I was really shy when I first started using 4chan.
>>34396090doubt it lmao
Learning about african americans and their views on religion and the lgbt community
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O07WK7-ZkHs
>>34396146They are a fascinating people.
>>34396139I remember I came here at first because my bf at the time was gaslighting the shit out of me and making me feel awful for fucking buying him things for his literally rotting apartment.
>>34396137<33>>34396139>was really shy when I first started using 4chanCute
>>34396138Other than freak out? I'm asking you
>>34396152>making me feel awful for fucking buying him things for his literally rotting apartmentWhat the helll lmaoGlad you dumped him
>>34396139I came here a couple months ago because I had a date for the first time in years. The date didn't work out and you guys give shit advice but I stuck around because these threads are pretty chill.
>>34396148I don't understand how someone can listen to music with less than 40 million views on YouTube
I remember when I first starting using aatoga someone responded to me saying atoga and I didn't know what the acronym was and I was like what? And they said Ask The Opposite Gender Anything? And I said ask them what ? Unironically
Femanon, if you were a fruit, you'd be a strawberry, because you're berry cute.
>>34396158I don't understand what you're even saying
State genderThoughts on the fact that people are on their way to the Moon?
>>34396158>don't understand how someone can listen to music with less than 40 million viewsNta but the best stuff has like no views https://youtu.be/fdxWy9P_Hok?si=OZKHUDyAVHanYGWO
Aw I found one of my first posts. I was such a little baby I had so many hopes and dreams and passions. Lol
>>34396160Did you know that strawberries actually aren't berries? Bananas are though.
>>34396129bro represents Jesus and they must drink from his holiness in order to be saved from eternal damnation.
>>34396160Lowest effort post I've seen in a while
>>34396164MI hope they have enough fuel>>34396167Cute, link itIktf looking at posts from 5+ years ago. That was pre-villain era
>>34395911You're this out of the loop?
>>34396160>>34396168Anon absolutely OBLITERATED by FACTS and LOGIC
>>34396163I'm just kidding
>>34396164Neat
>>34396168>strawberries actually aren't berriesHow did Strawberry Shortcake get a job at the Berry Works then, and refers to everyone as every berryIs she living a lie
>>34395911It's autism awareness day congratulations on your autism
>>34396155A lot of things can fall under "Freaking out" but you spiral and wallow in depression and self pity, you're avoidant, sometimes you don't see the bigger picture and you get stuck in your heard, ruminate on worst case scenarios, you're defeatist and you assume the worst, you can be combative, etc etc you're all out of whack
>>34396179This was a good cartoon remember watching it with my sister as kids
I'm gonna be a rockstaaaaaar somedaaaaaay
>>34396184Damn how do you not hate me, or do you and this is just fun
>>34396159It's literally in the thread title...
>>34396192I don't really hate you. You're difficult but it's not like you're my girlfriend or my sister or something, I have no obligation to fix you or worry about you, there's no reason for me to hate you
>>34396193Yep.
Would you date him? State Gender
>>34396164FI don't care but it kind of bums me out that I don't care
>>34396197MDate? No. Hang out? Yeah.
>>34396195But you keep talking to me
>>34396201Yeah. If I hated you I wouldn't be talking to you
Is there an easier way to go through all the atogas of history. I want to do some light reading
>>34396203Why do you keep doing it though
>>34396204You'll be reading for a while
>>34396204We need a lore page
>>34396208Hell no, if you can't figure it out then that's on you, no spoon feeding.
Can the spreadsheet guy just post it already. The thread is dead everyone has either graduated or killed themselves
>>34396212The atoga files will die with us.
>>34396212Just wait for the end times geez so impatient
>>34396197>i'm too afraid to talk to womenDamn, this is me. Why is this so common in femboys?
oh my god. I was such a little baby sucha. happy poster. jesus
>>34396205Because you're a friendly face and this point and you're kinda fun. Most people here fucking suck
State interesting movies you've seen recently. They can be old or new, it doesn't matter.
>>34396217>happy poster.Not me, when I first found this place I was like 15 and a nazi satanist. I think I've since mellowed out though.
Girls How do you feel when you see a grown ass man with muscles and a square jaw chuckling at cat videos on the train or while he's waiting for someone?
>>34396220The only movies I've seen recently were Apocalypse Now and Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie.
>>34396220Steamboy
>>34396197I'm not into dicks.
>>34396218That's how most think about your endless obnoxious spam in every fucking thread
>>34396220I watched the Bob Flanagan documentary. Good stuff, but hard to watch at times.
>>34396217Ngl, you seem the same lmao
>>34396235You can leave if you want
>>34396218Aww you like me don't you squidward
>>34396245You just suck a little less
>>34396156It was thanks to you guys' encouragement.
I can't wait for my perverted old man era
>>34396220Drive My Car, Perfect Days, Before Sunset, Linda Linda Linda, Fantastic Mr Fox, Darjeeling Limited, Porco Rosso, Chungking Express
>>34396238you don't know what i was like and how i am now
>>34396220The Canterbury Tales, by Pier Paolo Pasolini. It's a bunch of dumb silly fun short stories about life in 14th century England. Lots of nudity and infidelity and toilet humor, but presented playfully with joy. It's in "The Trilogy of Life" along with The Decameron and Arabian Nights, but The Canterbury Tales was my favorite.Available with English dub or Italian dub, depending on your preference.>nooo you have to watch movies with their original dub and not a redubbing, just like my Japanese animus noooooThey shot the film with special cameras that don't record sound, and both dubs are considered equally valid.
>>34396227Nothing, unless he's also my type, in which case it's kind of cute.
>>34396246Okay sorry Im just teasing
Why do femanons not give male anons compliments?We can't all be qt
>>34396251Seems the same. No bf this, I'm ugly that. What's changed apart from guys simping less these days
>>34396243That's how things go to shit when the good people just look away and bad people like you two keep shitting it up
>>34396250>Chungking ExpressI just watched this last month. Faye a cute.
>>34396257nah even before all that
>>34396220It's me Time to check on answers (not counting my answer >>34396236)>>34396228Apocalypse Now is fantastic. I hadn't heard of the second movie and was confused and thought it was some documentary on the band Nirvanna for a second.>>34396231Haven't seen it, like the artstyle.>>34396250That's a lot of movies, and I've only seen about three of them.>>34396253>Pier Paolo Pasolini.All I know about this guy is that I watched Salo once and fucking hated it. But this does seem like it could be decent.
>>34396256I compliment you guys all the time. I mean, I at least compliment your dick stats.
>>34396255Sorry for what lol I am too>>34396259Public board, I'll post what I want. Also implying it's not already shit
Every male friend group got that one dude who never takes his beanie or baseball cap off
>>34396262Salo is from The Trilogy of Death (uncompleted), which makes it the complete exact opposite of The Trilogy of Life.
>>34396220I'm kinda stretching "recently" here since I watched it several months ago, but I enjoyed this one.Kathryn Bigelow directed it. James Cameron began the screenplay in the 80s, and Bigelow later got Jay Cocks, the guy who helped Martin Scorsese adapt The Last Temptation of Christ, to make the final script.It takes place in the dystopian sc-fi future of 1999 in LA, right before New Year's Eve.Ralph Fiennes plays an ex-cop turned "blackjack" dealer, a guy who procures and sells full-dive VR snuff films.Angela Basset runs around looking cool and super hot and Tom Sizemore chews a lot of scenery. 3/5
>>34396256He is best my fren in the whole world and I miss him every day and night.
>>34396265I think we make the board really good.
>>34396260Looks gay
>>34396265Everybody knows you dont care and dont mind making things worde for everybodyYou are part of the problem
Today you wah wah tomorrow you yay yay
>>34396269Sounds interesting. I do enjoy early James Cameron.
>>34396261That's the earliest
Anons I’m not very good at expressing myself so what if we played one of those conversation games?
>>34396278you don't know
>>34396277Worth a watch imo. Not a very subtle movie by any means lol
>>34396265>Sorry for whatI feel like Im annoying you
>>34396279What if we just played Mad Libs?I think that you're really __________.
>>34396271Yeah it's either this namefag tranny eceleb bullshit right >>34396273Just ignore the posts
>>34396285NEAT
>>34396250>Drive My CarI should watch that soon.
>>34396284Again if I was annoyed or hated you or whatever I would be responding
Post SteveMRE
>>34396280I think I do
>>34396260Yh she's very cute>>34396262If you haven't seen Before Sunset. Don't start with that. It's the second film in the trilogy
I wish I could eat those MREs. I like his videos. They make me feel likes it's summer and I'm young again
>>34396286Funny how your little ego wont let you ignore mine
>>34396293I could smell the autism on his videos
>>34396298Nice hiss
>>34396285Neat you heckin nerd. Iunno it feels weird without the book in front of me. Let me check if there are non kids mad libs tomorrow.Anons would you like it if your gf curled her hair on special occasions?
>>34396290I hope you like long movies
>>34396294proof?
>>34396279What is a conversation game
I'm rewatching Evangelion.
>>34396291Thats not true of most people
>>34396300What makes those occasions special?The most fun thing I can imagine with hair is brushing a gf's hair while we watch a movie together.
>>34396302If I give you proof you'll just be like nuh uh you're wrong even if it's right
>>34396305I tried watching that once
Even these fucking raisins have canola oilNo wonder I have super cancer
>>34396309One of my favorites, but I get why you might not like it. It found me at a time in my life when Shinji was just like me fr.
>>34396306You just keep talking to people you don't like talking to?
>>34396308no illl be genuinely impressed
>>34396311Sometimes I feel real bad for Yanks
>>34396220Fantastic Planet was neat. Made me kind of uncomfortable in a way I can't quite define but I enjoyed it. >>34396227Little weird that he's audibly chuckling but whatever as long as he's using headphones>>34396256What am I supposed to compliment you on I don't know anything about you
>>34396314No, that swiss lady does though
>>34396318I just know you typed this with a cigarette in hand
>>34396316Ok fineYou would've been 21 or 22 at the time
>>34396307Days I just feel like a change from the usual you know. What if she fell asleep midway through?
>>34396322yesss say more
>>34396320Yeah she's fucking crazy though. Are you and I that crazy
>>34396326I might be you said yourself
>>34396321Not this time but even our cigarettes are probably healthier than yours
Allergies haven’t caught me orbiting the Kleenex yet and it’s cool enough to rub my thighs together at night. Sometimes spring is not that bad.
>>34396323>Days I just feel like a change from the usual you know. Then we don't need to wait for special occasions. Any day can be a change from the usual.>What if she fell asleep midway through?Then I pause the movie to resume another day and I tuck her into bed and give her a kiss on the forehead and whisper "goodnight".
>>34396332Yeah but you aren't THAT crazy and delusional. Isn't it kinda funny how the people who are the most full of themselves are usually the biggest pieces of shit?
Night.
Is this lil nigga old or young? And why?
I kept getting told I needed to read Dubliners, specifically The Dead. I ended up throwing it away a page in because it was about some awkward romance and I immediately lost interest as a result. Girls, thoughts? Am I a pleb?
>>34396339Are you black?
>>34396323>What if she fell asleep midway through?nta but this happens every time I watch a movie with a girl and it's always cute.
>>34396324I only skimmed it but you were complaining about being undateble and your immune system and you were like omg she's so pretty I'm gonna kms basically bar for bar with today
>>34396335When is the first movie night?
>>34396346First we would have to exchange emails, talk for a few weeks, build up trust, and then finally pick up the phone on one fine weekend in Spring for movie night.
>>34396343can you please liink it i want to see i can only find stuff about my old job
>>34396337Maybe one day I will be. Yes but it's not that surprising
>>34396357Naw I don't wanna link it I wanna keep it to myself, also found one where you're talking about old hobbiesMight be interesting to comb through a bit if I have time to kill
>>34396351Only spring? What about the rest of the year?
staying up for 24 hours didn't fix my sleep schedule :(
>>34396365I didn't plan that far ahead.>exchange emails>keep talking over email for several weeks>build up enough trust to try out a voice call>watch a movie simultaneously while talking to each other on the phone>???>profitI'm all out of ideas!
>>34396360>Maybe one day I will beMight be good for your self esteem >Yes but it's not that surprisingOf course. If you think you're the king you'll act like one
>>34396364comeon this is like taking a girls diary and not leting her have it back. thats my baby pictures please let me see at least give me a date and time
>>34396372Hmm…let me put in my thinking cat for tonight. Don’t anyone to know about the sudden increase in calls.
>>34396375Assuming it's your post "compost" is a pretty interesting hobby how'd that go?
>>34396370Sleep deficits can affect your metabolism and cognition for a long time. Trying to "reset" your sleep schedule by staying up is a myth. You can only get used to a new timing of sleep by sleeping more, not less.
>>34396370Take melatonin, cum, and put on the audiobook of A Critique of Pure Reason
>>34396380aw i still do that :) im crying please show me
>>34396379There is no rush. There's time to think.Did you know that there's a movie coming out in May about an elderly janitor who works in an aquarium? It looks like it might be fun.
>>34396262It was nade by the guy who made Akira, I think, and he was given like unlimited money and time. The final product is all over the place but has some REALLY interesting scenes.
aww i found another one why was i so funny
>>34396338Night
guys we used to have so much fun on here. do you remember the good times
>>34396397Foids bad
>>34396341Yes
>>34396384No now it's more fun to tease you heheFound another one where you were nervous at an interview >>34396397My really old ones were so cringe I was green. But my less old ones were ok those were some good memories. Good old days where'd they go
>>34396402are you my stalker how do you have these
>>34396406Idk I'm just good at looking for stuff. I remember dates and details well
I bullied my gf to lose 30 pounds and to keep it off. Feels good man
>>34396407photographic memory? can i get a keyword
>>34396402>My really old ones were so cringe I was green.How old were you
>>34396408
>>34396412Uh oh what’s the catch?
>>34396397Fun people now have more going on in their lives and/or went crazy.
>>34396397Most anons even liked each other!
Never believe autistic virgins who say they'd be loyal and hate hookups and would only have sex with someone they've bonded with, they whore out the second they start getting female attention
>>34396423You mean to say that you were pumped and dumped by chud
>>34396422Well there's no need to lie
>>34396409Not quite but close I guessJust dump a bunch of words you might have used half the fun is in the hunt >>34396411I think I was 18 or 19 when I started posting here specifically
>>34396425Now that's just sad. At least with getting pumped and dumped by Chad, the guy's actually good looking.
>>34396423They get a scrap of confidence and think they did something to get you that they can repeat lolHe'll learn
>>34396415>*she lose weight; you lose her*
>>34396430i gen cant remember and i end up having to read a bunch weird gross posts not even from atoga
>>34396430Why'd you start?
May this kind of love find me
>>34396458Shit that never happened award
Put the maid dress on anon
Man I am messed up right now.
Where is everybody
>>34396450Ok here's one >>34396453Idk. I was browsing adv as I usually did, I never really used generals but some question caught my eye and I answered it. And then I had fun reading the replies and talking and I came back more and more. I don't really use anything else on this site nowadays.
>>34396469It’s always like this on double weenie Wednesday
>>34396469Here
>>34396469Playing Mario Tennis. You?
>>34396474Make that 3 Proper sausage party
>>34396474Yeah I guess>>34396478Watching anime and procrastinating peeing
>>34396469playing videogames right now, gotta enjoy my last few days of being a neet
>>34396487>Watching anime and procrastinating peeingTrying to get kidney stones eh?
If atoga was a soup it would be gumbo. There's sausage and seafood
>>34396489Meh, men are more likely to get them than me. I'll take my chances.
>>34396472lmao thats a good one aw jeez. my life
>>34396492Famous last words!
>>34396472Was it better back then? How long have you been on?
>>34394835You put your dick in her
>>34394878But it's hot when hot men makeout
>>34394957Yes. So you can keep it in your freezer as an emergency ice pack.
>>34394996I would crush >him flat.
>>34396490Wow
>>34395042No sis. Please measure your vagina temperature too.
>>34395113Yes. It's pretty.
>>34396494I find it kind of funny how you listed "watching YouTube" as one of your hobbies ngl how much of that stuff do you still doWhere the hell did time go man you wake up one day and it's a completely different world >>34396496Yeah it seemed that way at least. Maybe it's just that it was new and the sheen's worn off but I remember having more fun. I've only been here a few years
>>34396511i cant even remember what the interview was for. wtf
>>34396511where did i list hobbies. why cant i remember anything so you're like what 21 rn?
>>34396511>Yeah it seemed that way at least.People say it was the best a decade ago, I can only imagine
>>34396488congrats anon
I want a man who was raised in the border of france and germany
>>34396525Lichentsetin?
Why would anyone ever want to be a prison guard? You might as well be the prisoner your self. Such a humiliating and disgusting job.
>>34396512Job maybe that's the obvious answer. What was going on in your life, were you already employed >>34396514Lol I gave you a few breadcrumbs you can find it put some gumption into it>so you're like what 21 rn?Early 20s and already hella jaded and disillusioned I miss the days gone
>>34396527Depending on location COs get pretty good benefits and a pension.
>>34396490Cool analogy. Might as well say all our genitals touch if the water is warm enough.
>>34396530Doesn't make it any better imo. I huess there are worse positions one could find themselves in
>>34396531Nothing ever touches, technically speaking
I have been using the same fork for a couple of weeks to eat with. I should probably wash it. it has all kinds of food on it.
there is no 25 year old is there
Im close to 25
>>34396536Why are you doing that
Building up my immune system. >>34396541
>>34396518thanks! still not confirmed I will get the job but I hope I do
>>34396534Shyaddup physics nerd.
>>34396423Chuds claimed another one.Also this April fools was kind of lame.
>>34396539I'm 26!
>>34393769I have a new job coming up and I started reading Dune. I'm really enjoying the book so far. I also tried Dead Cells recently but I played it so much I'm already burnt out by it.
>>34396539dataminers collecting information yet again.
I am waiting for halloween because I like that tiny dinosaur that runs around
you guys make me feel weird.
>>34396554why do you feel weird, anon-chan?
>>34396554Weird how?
>>34396555Diarrhea
>>34396549Damn unc you really are 403291461126605635584000000 years old??
Moids, how did I do on my forst workout back to the gym?
>>34396559Looks alright
>>34396552bro they have my blood type like it's over for me
I want unknown?
>>34396545I just reuse the same piece of floss for a week
>>34396559>234 calorieslmfao
state genderdescribe the color and texture of your penis
>>34396565I don't floss or wash my teeth
>>34396568PurpleWrinkly
>>34396568Not today, dataminer.
>>34396567I lose more calories taking a shit lol
>>34396568White as a sheet and feels like a properly inflated bike tire.
What should I have for dinner tonight
>>34396575Lasagna
>>34396575500 cigarettes
>>34396575Burger.
>>34396575Pussy
>>34396573You're more obese than me?
>>34396567NtaHow many calories should you be aiming to burn during strength training anyway?
>>34396575Peas
AHHHHH WHY CAN'T I READ HER MIND WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THINKING?
>>34396587Shut up and calm down faggot
>>34396576I don't know how to make.>>34396577I wish. The flavor is delightful.>>34396578Learning towards this.>>34396579I don't know how to.>>34396586Not bad but a little light.
>>34396556stalked
>>34396539Now there is
>>34396596whered you go
A 8/10 man gave me his number and told me we should hang out sometime and I’m like a 6/10. Not even my friends can believe that. Should I be genuine with him and act accordingly to how I feel (super excited) or should I repress it and act aloof? I sometimes suspect he just wants somebody to fuck since men never date women uglier than them but I’m not sure. Don’t know how act with him now
Lol I'm high as shit
>>34396599How high is shit
I miss drugs.
>>34396603me too...
>>34396598Do you have any legitimate reason to believe he just wants to fuck you besides the fact that you think he's more attractive than you? How did you meet?
>>34396597Where did you gooooooOooooh
Still trying to figure out where this genocide thing is. and people keep talking about this Palestinian national identity that I never heard of before. is this an april fools joke?
>>34396607No. He approached me to ask for directions. Turns out we were going to the same place so he followed me and we chatted the whole way
>>34396610It's crazy how all the unfunny jews moved to Israel.
Got an erection...
>>34396598This happens to me.Just be good at sex he either expects that from you or hasn't noticed you're not as hot as he is because he's blinded by sexual urges and you can keep it that way if your head game is good enough.
>>34396594Hey you asked
>>34396612Honestly I'm sympathetic to this guy as an attractive autist with no social skills who just looks for girls I think are friendly. Might as well give him a chance, just steer the first date towards something low risk like coffee or lunch and see if you can get an idea what his intentions are.
Should I smash my head against a wall
>>34396616Is it big
>>34396616Imagining >his boner
>>34396630Big enough
>>34396628Only a little
>>34396628No
>>34396633Why not more? >>34396634Why not at all?
Talk Tuah Nigga
>>34396644I'm so eepy.What's up crispy?
>>34396637brain go ouch
Cyberyamu got a room and is no longer homeless or in a shelter/psychward!
>>34396648Wat
Women, whats your clit up to rn?
Agree or disagree. State genderThe only real femcels are women who are too scared of men to have sex
>>34396653There are no real femcels.
>>34396652existing>>34396653fno, there's many reasons for being a femcel and they usually stack
>>34396647That's the point
>>34396652Frustrated and sad because he won't talk to me
>>34396653Being afraid of men is just the most popular. There are more reasons, like finding every man you encounter is ugly.
>>34396652Nada
>>34396656Nta what are the most common reasons?
Wish women weren't scared of us
>>34396659>like finding every man you encounter is ugly.Lesbian in denial style femcel.
women are we really expected to call the whole thing a "vulva"? thats so lame. The whole thing is the vagina as far as im concerned
Hate it when some woman makes eye contact with me in public and looks startled, I didn't even do shit. Stop looking at me.
>>34396658Hey
>>34396669No retard, vulva is the lip parts.Vagina is the inside part.
>>34396620Would it be a turn off if you noticed their excitement slip out?
>>34396664I'm not in de nile.Women are great at looking even moderately normal nice. Men... ugh... just are hard to look at except >him.
>>34396675No the lip parts are the labias.The entire genital is the vulva. The vagina is the canal. My point is, thats dumb and gay. Im not calling it a vulva
>>34396659That's not being a femcel That's being picky.
>>34396671You're not him
>>34396525White wine is delicious.
>>34396653FI'm sure there are women with bad enough personalities to be completely undateable but I think that's probably a popular reason. >>34396670I'm startled that you looked at me at the same time I looked at you and I feel caught doing something I wasn't. It happens with everyone not just men don't feel special.
>>34396677>Women are great at looking even moderately normal nice. Men... ugh...Lol they really arent beating the allegations
MenYou are in a Tom Clancy novel. You suddenly hear "VAMPIRE VAMPIRE." What do you do?
>>34396658Ignored again?
>>34396683>I'm startled that you looked at me at the same time I looked at youYou should have enough composure to maintain a neutral expression like I do, I don't want to give women the satisfaction of imagining I'm interested in them.
>>34396680It's being a femcel my way.
>>34396689You can't be a femcel, no such thing. You're a SINGLE MOTHER
>>34396688Why thoughNot having composure in that moment costs me nothing and makes it pretty clear I wasn't looking at you because I want you to talk to me.
>>34396690No, being a femcel is better.
>>34396653Disagree. Femcels aren't real desu
>>34396661fear, but many flavors of fear, fear of someone knowing who you really are by getting too close, fear of the chaos a relationship can bring, fear of getting hurt by getting attached and things not working out, fear of being judged, fear of not being enough, fear of being too much, fear of being seen, fear of being misunderstood, fear of having to get ones shit together, fear of having to perform, fear of getting trapped then hatred, hating men, hating yourself, hating everything feeling undeserving, undesirable, filthy, worthless, disgusting, wretched, broken, weakon the other hand arrogance, feeling too good for everyone, feeling like nobody lives up to your expectationsfeeling like anyone would just be a burden on your life, not wanting to invite unnecessary chaos into your lifebeing already overwhelmed trying to juggle life and feeling like it would break the fragile balance to introduce a potentially source of more stress and destabilization fear of intimacy, feeling ugly and not wanting anyone to touch you or look at you, having trauma tied to physical intimacy that makes you think they might not understand and push your boundaries, there's hundreds of reasons why people stay away from dating and usually it's a very individual mix of them and trying to say it's always the exact same reason is just silly and low IQ
Just kidding guys, i love men. You guys are great
>>34396686I beckon for Tom Clancy to tell me what to do..
>>34396693You're a shitty mother
>>34396696I'm probably the men are on thin ice bisexuality.Le berry sexual
>>34396691It just reminds me that I'm ugly, if they locked eyes at a good looking guy they'd probably smile or something. The only women who smile at me are public facing employees that are basically mandated to do so.
>>34396696>>34396697bad timing for impersonating, lol
I'm really fat
>>34396699You're a shitty poster~
>>34396700What
>>34396702I can’t look or even keep my head straight when confronted with a good looking guy
>>34396707Oooh. I can talk to myself now.
Quick everyone change their name to BlueValkyrie!
>>34396702>They'd probably smileA guy being physically attractive is not even close to enough for me to invite being talked to in public he could still suck.
>>34396706No you are
>>34396714No u
>>34396709>even keep my head straightSounds like an inner ear disorder.
I need his penis so bad
Can women feel when they're full of cum?
>>34396717Gay
>>34396717Dare?>>34396719iie
>>34396719no, can you feel it in your mouth after you swallowed a sip of milk?
>>34393814kek
>>34396676Absolutely not. I can't speak for the other guy specifically, but any time a girl seems really excited to see me on the first date it makes me feel happy, and I'd imagine most guys feel the same.
>>34396724The pussy doesn't swallow the cum though.
I need a blowjob
cock or balls? choose now!
>>34396730We all do.
>>34396719NoBut it does feel different leaking out than what I produce. When it's just my fluid things are slippery but cum feels more like water like there's friction.
>>34396729it does, it's not like a small closed cavity and cum isn't a lot, probably not even enough to fully cover the walls of the vagina, let alone fill anythingyou watch way too much hentai and porn where they specifically pull out to cum just barely inside so it looks like a lot that leaks out and probably also use fake cum to enhance the visuals
>>34396648yay! I remember reccing her to an anon once. I'm impressed she managed so much while basically refusing help. She's been through a lot and deserves some rest
>>34396681I'll never...
Sometimes I almost have a wet dream but I wake myself up before I bust.
>>34396740slurp it up
>>34396740good, that shit's disgraceful
>>34396730>>34396733why
Sometimes I almost have a wake dream but I wet myself before bust up
losing weight is so easy lmao just stop eating
>>34396598>Should I be genuine with himI think you are off to a bad start if the first thing you have to say is 8/10 v 6/10. Go into it without expectations and *then* react if something weird happens. Unless you have a legitimate reason to think he's actually dangerous.
>>34396743Because
>>34396717Whose?
I am listening to Led Zeppelin to get amped for OHP night.
>>34396740*imagining him having a wet dream snuggled against my booty*
>>34396747because what
>>34396749aha
I’m in my late 20’s, I have OCD, and for many years I have used porn as a coping mechanism for anxiety (at least that’s what I think).Anyway, it seems like more often than not, I the urge for release is almost constant. It’s annoying, stressful, and I just don’t wanna do it anymore man. Is there a chance my testosterone levels are just too high?
>>34396743feels good
>>34396749Loop zoop
Cutting down the amount of nic in my vape because I only sleep six hours a night and I think that might be the reason.
>>34396749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RifNQvVt7AI'm listening to this
State genderDo you think the Artemis astronauts will make it back?
>>34396754no, you've just conditioned yourself to use cumming and the resulting release of short lived feel good hormones as your main method for emotional regulation of unpleasant emotions, so now whenever you feel unpleasant emotions (which is constantly, since you're always miserable) you get the urge to cum same principle as an obese person that uses the release of fleeting good feelings triggered by high calorie foods to try and endure unpleasant feelings so now eating has been completely cut off from any real physical hunger and fullness signals and an intense and insatiable hunger is triggered just by feeling bad/stressed/angry/sad/tense/anxious/overwhelmed/frustrated/bored/etcit's a very common thing for humans to abuse intense instincts like procreation and nutrition for emotional regulation because it works pretty well and reliably compared to other methods
>>34396763ffrom the studio? no, they will get killed so they can't ever accidentally reveal the scamshitter's already full, they will "return early" without going there and then there will be "complications" and they will be turned into ash
Are coffee dates too low effort?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H8B2O3ysvc
>>34396767Yes.
>>34396767No and I don't care what TikTok engagement farmers "think" about it
>>34396767I think you shouldn't be watching tiktoks from women who are two steps away from Mar a lago face. You will have a miserable time.
What do I do next
>>34396769>obese ran through single mother thinks she can demand the same treatment as pretty early twenties girls hilarious btw, whats your body count?
>>34396677For God's sake, just eat a pussy already.
The hyperfeminine. The hypermasculine. A cruel dog and pony show of gender to keep you down and make the very things that make life living a sick joke. You can do better with your life
>>34396773Staple your thigh
>>34396779That'd hurt tho
>>34396766Swiss? Do you think space is fake?
I'm supposed to stream tonight but I don't know if I ca do it. I just wanna do edibles and go to sleep.
>>34396780No pain no gain
>>34396695Damn
>>34396777I can't pick.
>>34396783But what am I gaining
>>34396767FYes
>>34396782why bother? youre not the vt*ber are you?
>>34396777She's actually cucked a dude with his gf
>>34396786Staples
My pussy needs exercise
>>34396790she cucks her daughter with imageboard pervs too
>>34396782>I'm supposed to stream tonight but I don't know if I ca do it. I just wanna do edibles and go to sleep.How is OF's streaming service anyway?
I’m 30yo and I never had sex. Is that the reason why I have intense wet dreams multiple times a week and think about men 24/7? Would that stop if I had a sex life? How to eliminate my libido?
>>34396791In my thigh tho? What's that gonna solve
>>34396796Gay or (you) bait?
>>34396792Stretching isn't real exercise.
>>34396797Staple deficiency
>>34396796>I have intense wet dreams multiple times a weekWomen have those too?
>>34396800I don't have a staple deficiency I need to sloooow the fuck dooooown that's what I need. Brain deficiency.
>>34394493your data is being fed to Palantir through those so the military bots will get you eventually anyway
>>34396803A few staples in your leg would slow you down
>>34394466Not really. 99% of the time they arent funny and I dont know what to say without just ignoring the meme.
>>34396802>do women breath too? I thought only us men did
>>34393769>how's lifeMTerrible. The last time I had a girlfriend was over a year ago. She cheated. I don't really have any close friends anymore, so no social group to meet girls through. And I'm too old to be single. My peers have kids and wives.I will die alone. I have been trying to put myself in enough danger to die because I'm a pussy and suicide attempts are lame.>anything interesting coming upNever again>hobbies you've been enjoying recently I couch surf regularly and gave up my hobbies >new games or books or moviesNo
>>34396802NtaI've never had one.I've had a confusing sex dream here or there but not where I wake up feeling aroused or having orgasmed in my sleep.
>>34396795If I were OF streaming I probably could just eat some edibles and go to sleep while also streaming.>>34396788Sometimes. I bought a fancy new camera though and I'm too tired to be excited to try it.
Where is the April fools prank?
>>34396773Eat a block of cheddar cheese
>>34396814It's joke capchas. They don't show up every time.
>>34396814Nvm lmfao
>>34396813then dont try it.
I thought I was finished being a 4chan NEET with no gf. But I keep ending up back in the same position. Everything is so pointless.
>>34396807Technically but I need to slow my mind down not my leg. I dunno been a long day I guess but I'm home now >>34396815That's a good fuckin idea I bought some Swiss though I'll have that. I love Swiss
>>34396810>>do women breath too? I thought only us men didI've always heard guys have nocturnal emissions to clear out old sperm. Obviously that's not what's happening to femanon.
>>34396818Migu
>>34396767>"low effort"Women who expect a dinner date first are deluded.coffee dates are boring. Alcohol or nothing
>>34396819>But I keep ending up back in the same position.What's your story? "Ending up" implies that you had a different position even briefly. No positions are permanent states. It's probably discouraging now, but it can happen again. The real battle is making yourself not succumb to the depression.
>>34396802I do but I always wake up right when I’m about to cum in them
Girls Is this the latest 4chinz April Fool's or what?
>>34396823You're going to try and get her drunk
>>34396822
>>34396827I don't know any of these.
Men when you think you got a thing between you and a girl, what make you realise it isn’t going to happen, before you even ask?
>>34396824Shit they've earned it lol
>>34396826That sucks, we actually get to cum in ours. Even in dreamland women are getting cucked out of orgasms.
>>34396832>Men when you think you got a thing between you and a girl, what make you realise it isn’t going to happen, before you even ask?The way I look, lol.
>>34396832>realiseLeaf?
>>34396832The way I look.
>>34396832Experience.
>>34396834Lol true
>>34396828Wrong way around. They get me drunk. People socialise in venues that serve alcohol. Live with it.>>34396825Story? I'm socially inept and very depressed. This isn't a very unique story on 4chan.
>>34396826I'm a moid and I only had like 3 wet dreams in my life and this happened with all of them. It's such a weird feeling
>>34396832When they fade away and the conversation dies because they found a better option.
>>34396832When I realise we don't actually have any sort of connection and it was all one sided and I'm delusional and fucked in the head
>>34396837>Aujourd’hui je realise….. l’empleur de mes bétizzzzzzze!!!!!
>>34396848I shit on Quebec a lot but there are worse places
>>34396187<3 cute, yeah it is great lol
I went from being cubby to a twink
>>34396190Horrid Henry?>>34396256Say what>>34396270Who>>34396853Der transition >>34396842Jelly, I had one the other night Seems to happen if I go a few days without fapping
Men, would you beat up this mushroom if you see it? It's a mean one.It's called a golden oyster mushroom.
>>34393769I read One Flew over the Cuckoo's nest.
>>34396767M, imo no lol, the whole point of a first date is to be casual right >>34396758Based and good idea <3I've barely slept a wink tonight I'm gonna be so tired today ):Doesn't help that I forgot to turn the radiator off and the heating came on max so just woke up sweatin >_>
>>34396841I mean to ask why you phrased it like that. Why did you think you had hope and why is it gone now.Too exhausting to pry it out of you but I hope it gets better,
>>34396727>any time a girl seems really excited to see me on the first date it>I'd imagine most guys feel the sameI don't think this has ever happened to me...>>34396745Stopping eating is easyStopping drinking is hard>>34396670Are people not allowed to be shy anymore lol>>34396648Dunno who that is but that sounds like good news
>>34396858I hope you're doing ok QT
>>34396859Oh, I understand. I just keep failing at it all. Can't meet girls without a solid social group, every girl I met, dated or hooked up with leaves very quickly after perhaps a few hookups and they find their forever boyfriend. Lost my job and I just... it's too late, I am too old and I'm not attractive. Life with no gf is pointless. At least I had a bunch of sex, never thought that would happen.
>>34396598>men never date women uglier than themWhere did you read this lolYou are probably nice and cute >Don’t know how act with him nowBeee yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozQyVC7_9hM
>>34396856I've been wanting to get into it. Was it worth it?
Man, I don't wanna go to the lab, align lasers, solve equations, and shit. I wanna just hangout under some palm trees by the beach or on mountains out west, work out, get drunk and high, and bang hoes. Fuck working.
>>34396598>this annoying insecurity Awesome. Keep building in your mind until you decide it's just not going to work, ghost him and make him feel like shit. Idiot.
>>34396567I lose more playing DDR >>34396553>waiting for halloweenDude it's April>>34396545You're building up a biohazard >>34396469Trying to sleep and failing miserablyI just dreamed that I forgot to do up my flyer and a bunch of office ladies laughed at me in a meeting, idk what that says about my psyche>>34396416Alexa play Crazy by Britney Spears
Does anyone else think that it's really pathetic and desperate that blizzard has started putting out new Diablo 2 content?
>>34396598>>34396676Why would that be a turn off, you fucking retard? Being cold is how most females treat men. A female creature being friendly already puts her in the top 1%. I hope he actually pumps and dumps you because you need to learn a lesson.
>>34396867Definitely. Don't watch the movie though its terrible
>>34396870You also don't eat.
>>34396397Such fun <3>>34396279That sounds funNever have I everrr >>34396266>never takes his beanie offThis used to be me lol
>>34396868you can do that if you stop giving a fuck about the inevitable consequences
>>343962044plebs if you really care >>34396248Congrats>>34396220I don't watch many movies but saw The Great Hip Hop Hoax with someone, that was interesting>>34396216>Why is this so common in femboysMental illness
>>34396874how's it terrible compared to the book?
About to do a Passover Seder by myself in my dorm room at 1am with shit I found at 7/11. I haven’t done Passover since I was 12. I think this is what my ancestors would’ve wanted, buffalo wings and pickles.
>>34396853Post twink body
I wish I had a gf who liked and valued me.
>>34396875I had dinner last night actually >>34396866Young Sheldon can't invent a cure for this shii>>34396868You can do science then go on vacay >>34396862Thank youu <3 same to you. K I need to try sleep a bit more cause have to get up soon bleh. It was my fault for not turning radiator off lol>>34396855Will I be able to shoot fireballs
>>34396881My aunt got me some chocolate Matzos! It was very nice of her. Happy seder, kittenposter.
>>34396823I remember when I went out with a baddie for lunch on a weekday and she wanted to do shots in a bar lolThis was the same girl who brought vodka in her purse to the cinema
>>34396868I legitimately used to get more girls when I was a long term NEET who just partied all the time.Of course, none of them wanted to stay with me.Then I got a job because one did. But she cheated and then I barely got any dates after. Now I have given up on both. I'm not sure the grass is green on either side of the fence.
>>34396880Barely gets the plot across and the whole story is supposed to be told through the eyes of a nonverbal schizophrenic who sees through the whole social dynamic of whats happening but cant articulate it.You don't get any of that in the movie and it's just focused on le funny psychopath character and they ruin him too. Lot of missing content that actively detracts from the story.It's just a different story in a different genre at that point.
>>34396886Thanks I pulled two all nighters this week since Monday
>>34396881Jewish kid I used to work with said he'd starve during Passover if it weren't for matzo pizza. Nice guy. Dumb as a stump.
>>34396877I do sort of miss my days of dirtbagging and the time when I was a real, but mild, Western ruffian. Even at the time, I knew I couldn't do it forever. Hard men always end up going soft, dead, or broken and pathetic. I made my peace with picking the first years ago. That won't stop me from being nostalgic.
>>34396885No. But it might make pussy sounds if you squish it.
>>34396887>actual alcoholismI'd still date her, experiences with alcoholic situationships notwithstanding.
>>34396881>buffalo wings and picklesThat sounds litt Have happy times>>34396893I'm good>>34396890Get moar sleep soon
>>34396881What does one do for passover?
Is it actually possible to get the april fools captcha right?
>>34396890I am out of college so I'm done with all that. I got an easy degree so I never studied anyway lol. I hope you can get some good sleep soon. I am glad to hear you are maintaining some traditions!
>>34396895I don't think she was an alcoholic lol, just a party girl. She didn't drink when she had school/work and stuffI'm the actual alcoholic who blacks out most days lol
>>34396898Watch Egyptian kids die.
>>34396881>WE WERE SLAVES >you weren't forced into labor more than any other group of people in ancient egype >UHM ACKSCHUALLY JEWISH PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DISPROPORTIONATELY EXPLOITED>not really, no, besides, it was just the ones that settled there, were low class and had to do shit work, then left again once they had enough of having to do shit work >UHM NO WE ESCAPED OUR WHOLE TRIBE HAVING BEEN ENSLAVED BY EVIL EVIL PEOPLE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF US passover is the most important jewish holiday because it's their yearly ritual of very in character wallowing in over the top self pity and feeling singled out for something everyone experienced, lol
>>34396881>Passover Seder I had to google what this is
>>34396899Yes.
>>34396888NEETing is fun until the money runs out. Then you're forced to go back into wageslavery unless you're a foid or have rich parents.
>>34396899yes, this one went through lol
I need joobs in my life again.
>>34396898Mostly just not eat anything with leavened bread. Religious Jews have to literally remove it from their homes. Orthodox Jews require their first born child to fast on the eve of passover as well. The rest is just going to the synagogue, some special prayers for dinner and 4 days of no work.
>>34396902No, she was assuredly an alcoholic.>>34396908Or be a little pathetic and do it living at some unstable relative's house. I'm dying alone anyway, I should have just stayed that way. I utterly failed at being a normie.
>>34396889that makes a lot of sense, I'll stick with the book then is there any one insight you had whilst reading it that stuck with you?
>>34396910I think I would enjoy dating a jewess.
>>34396892yeah, not like you have to chose one and be done with it, you can go back and forth
>>34396912Ah so passover is the period of jewish religious fasting?
>>34396905>you weren't forced into labor more than any other group of people in ancient egypeThis doesn't mean they weren't slaves. What kind of retardation is this? It's also about the works of the Lord and tradition. You're seething for no reason.
Do any of you have a solid air fryer cookie recipe
>>34396923Why would it be different from a regular cookie recipe? It's on the bag of chocolate chips.
>>34396920sure but historically the majority of humans has been slaves, it's very cringe to make a whole fucking holiday out of it pretending like you're the only ones that have been exploited you don't see slavic people doing that despite them being literally the ones the word slave was coined after the whole jewish shtick is just always to feel sorry for themselves and demanding gibs for having been treated so badly by everyone when they haven't suffered any more than anyone else, lol
>>34396923This might be a dumb thing to ask but could you not just use normal cookie recipe and just bake it in the air fryer
>>34396923Pretty sure the prebakes have air fryer directions now too.
>>34396919Not exactly. It's to honor the story of the Exodus. "Passover" refers to G-d literally passing over the homes of the Israelite slaves in Egypt, spearing their firstborn while killing the firstborns of the Egyptians. That's why it is the firstborn who has to fast. This was the tenth plague of the story. There are many instances of fasting in Judaism. It is usually done as a show of peity or sacrifice. Passover honors the whole Exodus, the plagues, G-d's protection of the Israelites, the parting of the Red Sea, etc. There isn't much fasting other than what I mentioned earlier. No leavened bread is the big restriction, because when the Israelites left Egypt they didn't have any leavened bread.
I keep thinking I see bugs out of the corner of my eye
>>34396925>pretending like you're the only ones that have been exploitedThat's not what they do whatsoever. >feel sorry for themselvesIt's also not the point? You're literally just seething. It's honoring their freedom, G-d's protection, faith and a commitment to the pursuit of justice. I wish you realized how little sense you are making.
>>34396932You are seeing bugs
>>34396933lol, hope she lets you smash
An air fryer is a tiny convection oven.Just set it to 20-25 degrees less than the instructions for conventional ovens and it's fine.
>>34396932mental breakdown time
>>34396936oke
>>34396935Lmfao imagine seething this much for no reason.
>>34396939She's just /pol/ brained
>>34396932Ur tired
>>34396881oh you're boob girlhow's the blog?
>>34396923My gf loves doing this stupid shit and now my house smells like burnt cookies and steak constantly
>>34396919Fasting is important in several cases. The most important one is "Yom Kippur", which is the holiest day of the year. It celebrates the day in which the 10 commandments were given to Moses. And it also represents the day in which sins are forgiven, which is why fasting is required. The celebration of passover is required by G-d in the Torah.
>the fat jeet is back shit
>>34396940Who tf is she?
>>34396952/awtogat/ - Argue With the Opposite Gender About Theology
>>34396952Swiss
>>34396908>refuses to provide a life for themselves and instead relies on their parents like an underdeveloped emotionally growth stunted child Yeah that’s why none of your are getting pussy
The sex instinct really takes over everything huh? I don't even dislike sex but this is absolutely everywhere and I can never escape it. No one can every just look at another as a human being. It's always a rank and a score stored away for later and brought out when you need to know your standing. What's life even worth then? I hate this channel but I can't change it.
>>34396960>but this is absolutely everywhere and I can never escape it. No one can every just look at another as a human being. It's always a rank and a score Speak for yourself.
>>34396961Well. I'm speaking generally but you, who needs to posture on the subject are surely different.
>>34396954Kek.This isn't even theology. >>34396955Who?
>>34396967No, not always, it's hard to not get pulled under every now and then but claiming that there's no escaping it is saying more about you than humanity.
>>34396955I've been away too long. Was Swiss hot?>>34396959I got more pussy that way. Read my post properly, you dumb virgin >>34396888>>34396932Sleep, idiot.
>>34396969>WhoSingle unemployed mother who lives off gibs and spends all her time posting shit opinions and baiting
How do I get a lot of built up dandruff out of my hair? It seems like no matter how much I wash in the shower it'll just keep coming down once I get out.
>>34396960Life is worthless and you already know it. Sex is just a way to feel something, anything besides misery.How I miss it...
>>34396975you can't wash dandruff out, it's your skin cell turnover being fucked, if you wash more, it will just shed more most likely there's no real solution other than to chill the fuck out, 99% of times dandruff is a stress response
>>34396975Get anti-dandruff shampoo. You have to scrub with the pads of your fingers. It's difficult to get rid of it. Follow the treatment to the T. Probably visit a dermatologist too.
>>34396973>lives off gibsIt's a way to live.
I was in my schools undergrad math major lounge for most of today just doing my homework and by the end of the day it was just me and this really hot guy doing our homework and I wanted to cry cause he was so out of my league and also I was failing my auto graders
>>34396973Both BV and Swiss are single mothers? No wonder they constantly post retarded drivel, they couldn't even pick a good man to stay kek
>>34396982Should have asked him for help.
>>34396982Ask him to go for a drink I wanted to cry because I'm a male and nobody will ever love me. It could be worse.
>>34396987atoga moids are the je*s of gender
>>34394080No, because in dating her I put my trust that she cares for me as much as I care about her. If you can't take such a leap of faith - maybe you notice they aren't trustworthy - then you should think about not being with them
>>34396977I've had it as long as I can remember, it's pretty disgusting and I have to fix it. >>34396978I guess that's the obvious choice yeah. I was thinking of using a brush or comb to get deeper in there I never really felt like my fingers were doing much. Is that a bad idea. My hair and skin get very oily very quick could that contribute?
>>34396855why beat up? what did it do?
Every Israeli girl on Instagram it's this 10/10 Aryan looking goddess. Mossad has a secret eugenics program or what?
>>34396995Rhyen7se
Hot nerds always get me worked up
>>34396993>I've had it as long as I can remember, it's pretty disgusting and I have to fix it.you can't fix it without first knowing what causes it and there's several different things that can cause dandruff if you just apply methods willy nilly you might not only waste your time and money but also potentially make it worse by irritating your scalp can you try to find a pic of dandruff that looks similar to yours? you said it's more oily than dry, right? does it crush to the scalp or is it more like dry dust that snows out of your hair? does it itch? is the scalp red? is it always the same or comes and goes?
>>34396989She has a problem which is incredibly easy to solve. No sympathy.
>>34396995>Mossad has a secret eugenics program or what?Haven't you seen the epstein files???
>>34396997I used to be a hot nerd. Now I'm fat.
>>34396568describe your genitals first
>>34397000you don't have any sympathy for anyone thats not you or someone that is in the exact same situation as you, you little narc
>>34396993>Is that a bad idea.Yes. Fucking with it too much can lead to your skin trying to compensate and produce more oil. Or you could get some irritation and shit.>My hair and skin get very oily very quick could that contribute?Yeah, probably. You really should visit a dermatologist for this. They can tell you what is causing it and give you a detailed plan of action.
>>34397004>narcNo sympathy. Solve your non-problem, lazy bitch.
>>34397007I'm not her self absorbed canaanite
I miss when "narc" meant "snitch".
>>34397010I miss when you kept yours stupid opinions to yourself.
Why is he ignoring me
>>34397009k e k Hope she sees this, faggot
>>34397010Honestly same
>>34396989>wtill seethingLmao
>>34397012You're annoying/boring/icky.
>>34397012Because you're invisible for a change. Welcome to life.
>>34396998>you can't fix it without first knowing what causes itYou're right >can you try to find a pic of dandruff that looks similar to yours?On my scalp or off? On my scalp it doesn't look like much but when I comb my hair or scratch my head tons of these little white flakes pop out. >does it crush to the scalp or is it more like dry dust that snows out of your hair?Fresh out of the shower it's flaky but after 2 or 3 days it sticks more. >does it itch? is the scalp red? is it always the same or comes and goes?No, no, it's consistent. >>34397006I'd rather a derm be a last resort if I can't control it myself.
>>34397012Same guy?
>>34397019NtaSounds like dry scalp
>>34397021It doesn't feel dry.
>>34397019so>small, dry, white flakes>scalp not itchy or read>consistentright? do you have other skin issues like eczema or psoriasis anywhere else on your body or is the scalp the only place thats an issue? what shampoo are you using? do you have a tendency to take long hot showers?
>>34396061CUTE…
Should I blogpost about the annoyances of my day on 4chan like a woman?
Aussie dude, late 20s. Just got back from 3 weeks in Thailand and honestly, everything back home feels like a rip-off now. Feels like I’m burning money on basic stuff, food, clothes, drinks, even just trying to chill.Over there everything just hits different. Nightlife’s way better, vibes are better, and customer service is actually solid even when the English isn’t great, people still treat you properly. You don’t get that constant feeling like someone’s trying to squeeze extra money out of you either.And yeah, the women are just on another level of beauty and class… not even talking about the Farang chasers trash whores in Pattaya or any of that degenerate stuff (ladybois). I mean normal middle to upper-middle class girls in Bangkok. Super feminine, put-together, actually look like they take pride in how they present themselves. Whole different energy compared to back home.Why the fuck was I born in a white country?
>>34396069Wouldn’t mind a source, anon..And thanks.
>>34397026Passport bro>>34397025Who the fuck cares, faggot
>>34396081Snowwwbunny
>>34397023>rightYes>do you have other skin issues like eczema or psoriasis anywhere else on your body or is the scalp the only place thats an issue?No. My skin is generally oily and tends to build up dead skin but I don't have a skin condition. >what shampoo are you using?Goyslop dove men's >do you have a tendency to take long hot showers?No they're lukewarm, reasonable length.
>>34396150Do you prefer BBC?
>>34397026>life's more fun when I'm on vacation where I don't have to go to work or worry about annoying paper work, chores and duties, where my currency has superior buying power and I just observe people from a distance instead of having to actually spend time with them on a daily basis wow anon, stellar observation, you should probably move there
>>34397019>I'd rather a derm be a last resort if I can't control it myself.You can't. Go to the doctor.
>>34397036I'd like to try first.
>>34396160Did you know Diarrhea is hereditary?It runs in your jeans.
>>34397031>>34397033Man jeets are so damn creepy
>>34397032hm, doesn't sound too bad an easy thing you can try is to switch to head and shoulders shampoo and give it around four weeks and see if it does anything make sure you get the one that has zinc pyrithione, thats the active ingredient with actual scientific evidence behind it to help with dandruff
>>34397034I will eventually. Got so much attention from non-trashy Thai babes when I was there it was wonderful. Stay mad that your women would rather fuck old pasty white grampas than your scrawny SEAmonkey ass lmao
>>34396208You need to find archive chan, but I think she (?) disappeared since the great 4c hack.
>>34397042lol
>>34397042interesting implications here
>>34397046What implication
>>34396973does she even have her kids anymore? lol.
I ran out of milk and the convenience store doesn't have it. My bulk is RUINED.
>>34397051Eat pb
>>34397052I did even though salty stuff before bed always makes me wake up dehydrated. My sleep is RUINED.
its funderstorming
>>34397053Eat butter
slime mold snack test
My dream is to visit Jerusalem on day.
>>34397058Your new jew larp is a bit cringe ngl.
Swiss chan is real?
>>34397060Are you a schizo?
>>34397061no
>>34397062Do you have a humiliation fetish?
Femanons, are you comfy RN?
>>34397061I think she was at one point but anons are just obsessed with namedropping. Swiss may or may not refer to more than one person who has posted here.
I'm sad right now but I have a penis between my legs so my sadness doesn't matter
does she know that i know?
>>34397070The best way to stay unknown is to let people come up with their own lore to fill in the blanks.
Men, have you ever tought that you had a fungus on your dick, only to find out you had a pube inside your dickhole?
>>34397075Huh????
>>34397072Yes
>>34397075No. I once jerked off in a public bathroom and my dick touched the inside of the toilet and I was worried I had contracted an std from it for a while. I was like 13.
She knows it not
>>34397080I contracted HPV from a pool/shower floor. Wear fucking shoes.
>tfw no short gf
>>34397075Every day and twice on Sunday
>>34397080As someone who pees in a lot of public restrooms I'm absolutely terrified of this.
>>34397075that doesn't happen, how the fuck would my pubes get in my dick hole?
>>34397084Need a Snow GF, truthfully.
>>34397089what's a snow gf
>>34397090don't engage with the bbc spammer
>>34397090Indians fetishizing white girls
>>34397051Replace with coffee creamer
>>34397084I'm working on it
>>34397058I'm going to wait until Palestine is free.
>>34397090A trendy, pale to average toned woman.
How do I take woman home from the bar on the same night I meet them? I'm good at getting numbers but I'm not sure how to fuck them on the same night
>>34397100roofies
>>34397096are you compressing your spine or something
>>34397092>>34397091Cope and seethe
>>34397088I pube fall off than it a part of it slide or curve toward your hole, that’s about it.
>>34397101Unironcally this
>>34397103My posture is pretty crap desu
>>34397107mine too to be desu. i have a nerd neck i need to fix
>>34397096Smol
>>34397109nta but I always remind myself to sit straight, I still think my posture isn't great
>>34396913>she was assuredly an alcoholicWell I think she did have some personal issues and was maybe drinking/partying a bit much... she's since straightened out and is a policewoman lol
>>34397103>>34397109>>34397111Sorry I meant I'm working on getting a short gf, not that I am a short gf. Hope I didn't accidentally catfish you silly boys ;)
I hope everyone here had a nice day today!
when I get a new job I'm gonna try to make friends and become social, I can't stand the crushing loneliness
>>34397115It's night in the first world
>>34397117yeah that's why I said hope you HAD a nice day, because the day is over
>>34397113>straightened out>policewomanOh boy
>>34397115I'm one day away from driving back to my hometown so I'm in a pretty good mood.
>>34397115Thank you <3About to get uber but my roommate is crashing out about something>>34397052DRINK FIVE HOUR ENERGY>>34397090A girl good at skiing
>>34397115Thx.You, too, homie.
>>34397119>because the day is overIt's over
>>34397066Mhm, playing Elden Ring while watching One Piece
>>34397126At the same time?
Gotta get new earbuds, I hate that breaking in period when you get used to a new pair and everything sounds weird.
>>34397121nice! were you visiting someone out of town?>>34397122what's wrong with your roommate?
>>34397126Grill gamer
>>34397115I did, thanks!
>>34397131More like gill gamer
I honestly hate how customizable audio is. I don't want to spend 100 hours trying out every possible combination of mixes until I find the one I like the most. I don't even know what the fuck I'm tuning. How am I supposed to know that "this one" is my favorite one? I haven't tried all of them, what if this one actually fucking sucks and I'm a retard who could be listening to music with a way better quality but fucked it by messing with these stupid bars? Am I autistic?
>>34397134Just move shit around until it sounds good it's subjective
>>34397134hire a sound engineer
>>34397135But what if it could sound better? I can't remember what I did for the last one I liked. This song sounds good with lots of base. But this other one sounds awful. I can't hear shit on this one. What the fuck does "treble" mean? Wtf this song had strings on a backing track?! I had never heard those! My head will explode.
>>34397134yeah I never fuck around with that stuff I just know it's going to fuck with my ocd
>>34397130>were you visiting someone out of town?Nope, I just live across the country now and haven't been back in a while.
>>34397138Treble is the high end bass is the low and mids are mids. Mess around save presets etc.
>>34397127Yeah! You don’t watch stuff while playing?>>34397131Don’t be weird
>>34397139I don't wanna be close minded. But I'm so fucking neurotic. I wanna try new things, but they fucking bother me.
>>34397142Femanons playing games is typical of their hijinx.
When is it no longer okay to read childrens books?I kinda want to re read A Series of Unfortunate Events
>>34397134it's not that deep man
>>34397143yeah I get that but I can't stand being lonely anymore
>>34397145Nobody's stopping you
>>34397144I don’t know what that means
>>34397142No. I scroll on 4chin in between gameplay
>don’t be weird says the tranny
>>34397152What else u got?
>>34397142>Yeah! You don’t watch stuff while playing?nta but I can't watch stuff with subtitles while playing
>>34397154Insta
How do we know we aren’t God’s imaginary friends he created because he was lonely?
>>34397156Fair enough, do you always need subtitles?
>>34397158Switch friends with actors and lonely with bored
>>34397157Oops, I meant what else you juggling in terms of vidya?
>>34397161Do you juggle your cock and balls while pretending to be a woman on 4chan?
>>34397161Lately TF2 and Dead Cells. I'm thinking about picking up mewgenics, or maybe the original RE trilogy now that Capcom released it on steam
>>34397158What difference does it make
>>34397159well I barely know any japanese so yes, unless you mean for other stuff? no I only need it for anime
Why does so much smut targeting women involve men fucking each other?
>>34397145Go read a book for adults.
>>34397039Jeets live vicariously through blacks because they know it's preferable to be a smelly negro than an average jeets
>>34397166Okay! I have to do that with English so I understand. I’m watching the One Piece show with eh.. real people?
>>34397166Racist
I miss him
>>34397158How do we know we aren't God?
>>34397170>>34397163Any neeerds
>>34397171oh! the live action show? is it good? hope you're enjoying it!>>34397173hhow is that racist?
fuck off hehe tranny
>>34397175Who?
>>34397175she never said this about me, I'm sure of it
>>34397182The anon I have a crush on
>>34397185Why do you have a crush on him?
>>34397145If things like this worry you you're not very mature regardless of your age so just go read the damn things. The baby who climbed an elevator shaft with her teeth is cool.
>>34397186His farts smell nice
Trans musician Ethel Cain posted her nudes on instagram. Women, what does it mean that they turned me on?
>>34397186He's hot and nice to me
>>34397134This is what fomo does to a mofo.
>>34397185Just ask him out,
>>34396104I looked up mine after reading this post. It was a response to JH ffs
>>34397192Do you have his contact info?
>>34397180It’s really good! Or.. it’s weird and feels wrong at first, but they fully accept that this is anime and they don’t try to make it more realistic or “adult”. It looks like the actors had so much fun doing this. Go watch it!!
>>34397194Okay... Will you go out with me?
>>34396160Just learned that bell peppers are a berry
>>34397200Lulz, I meant your actual crush, sis.Besides, im too hideous for you,
>>34397200I don't know who you are.
>>34397194>>34397197Yeah but he stopped contacting meThis >>34397200 isn't me
>>34397126Zoomers must be awesome at multitasking at work. Production must be through the roof.
>>34397207When's the last time you tried contacting him?
>>34397209It's been a week
>>34397167Because it's a way to incorporate some tenderness into the mmc without giving them the ick>
>>34397210Try reaching out one more time and asking how he's doing. Or better yet, send him something that reminds you of him.
>>34397065No mistress
Someone call the Town Watch, we got an imposter among us.
>>34397198is it an original story or are they adapting an existing story from the manga?
>>34397010But that doesn't make sense.Short for narcissist is so much more obvious.
>>34397192Tall?
>>34397208Hehe I have my work laptop with me too.
>>34397219Yah, wah, hooo!
>>34396932Read A Scanner Darkly.
>>34397208No. They only consumermaxx
>>34397212Got it, I'll send him my nudes
I hate that I can't get comfy when I play videogames :(if I don't play while sitting on a desk chair I play really badly
>>34396899>>34396909I think it just randomly passes you or not.
How would you handle a conversation like this? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=emwDZQxEYQc
>>34397215Adaption, they change some stuff but they keep the story and characters close. I prefer this show because i don’t want to watch thousand episodes anymore.
>>34396871I should play Diablo 2 again. Should I play the original CDs I have or get the remake?
>>34397220Haha yeah!!
>>34397219
wtf this gross bitch is covered in frecklesI thought she was hot then I saw her entire back and legs are covered in that shit
>>34397226Leave her.Simple as.
>>34396832When I start looking for exits before the thing has even really began.
>>34397232Send her my way. I like femanons with a cinnamon dusting.
>>34396832Weak chemistry
>>34397232my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy
>>34397232freckles are cute
>>34396832When she sneezes into her hands
>>34397229Remake is better but still has micro stuttering.New class, but they should have had more worlds and demons.
>>34396871Yeah. They released Diablo 4 not that long ago either, right?
>>34397228are they going to adapt the rest of the manga?that reminds me, there is a live action gundam movie that I haven't watched, it's probably not very good but I'm morbidly curious lol there is also a guyver live action movie surprisingly
>>34396832>Men when you think you got a thing between you and a girl, what make you realise it isn’t going to happen, before you even ask?If she's too pretty
>>34397244Microslop strikes again.
>>34397226>>34397233She handled it pretty maturely tbf
>>34397245I don’t know. I think it became very popular so I’m sure they will keep it going for as long as possible. Anyways have a good day!
the moon looks pretty tonight
Yeah, time to get McDonald's....
Can I donate my penis?I have a pretty nice one that never gets used.
>>34397254You look pretty tonight
>>34397257Give it to femcel >>34396796
>>34397249Nope.Glad the Earthquake took her.
>>34397258>>34397254Why are u ghey?
>>34397257How nice?
>>34397262why are you calling me gay? I'm just a moon enjoyer that's all
>>34397252you have a good day too!
>>34397264Pretty large, good proportions, good coloring, not as vascular as I'd like.
>>34397226I bet femanons have had this convo almost verbatim
>>34397226Don't ask questions you aren't ready to hear the answer to. That said, she handled it well and described it accurately. Though, yeah, she probably should have lied from the start. Men are sensitive about their pp size. >>34397232>ugh, why is this bag of gold so heavy?You don't deserve the fortune you've been given.>>34397129>I hate that breaking in period when you get used to a new pair and everything sounds weird.I hate cheap ANC ear buds that do that ear popping sound and then sound like I'm listening from inside a plastic bag.
>>34397274African National Congress?
>>34397276Active Noise Camceling
>>34397276active noise cancelling
>>34397279>CamcelingWhy do you keep fat fingering now that you're a namefag again?
>>34397282Because it's almost 4 am and I haven't slept in two days.
>>34397284Go the fuck to sleep!
Imagine having a fat discord gf and she braids you a bracelet from her collected pcos chin hairs for your anniversary.
>>34397274Who are you?Gary? ENTJ? Blue Valkyrie?
>>34397288You have some weird fetishes.
>>34397284Ayy-Too-Gah moment
day 2 of not giving into my desires, I feel normal, I wonder if this is all fufu after all
So how's show mark gonna confront cecil about keeping conquest alive? how's show debbie gonna take nolan back and most of all how's show anissa gonna still commit rape, become a good girl, die and leave her rape baby alone with a father that can't tell if he should hate him or love him? How's seth rogan's character gonna be a complete bastard in the show compared ot the comic and get awy with it no consequences or regerts?
>>34397274Based ginger enjoyer
>>34397305She should have made up with Malena Morgan.Terrible outcome.
>>34397284Bruh, you doing stims?>>34397309Agreed. That was a shame.
Girlanons, you got this look down?
gingers >>>>>> blondes
>>34397317Tippy toes.
drinking monster gives me a headache
>>34397305>>34397309>Elle Alexandra and Malena MorganHoly nostalgia.
>>34397317TFW, no Fem will ever feel, let alone look at me like that….
>>34397324It wasn't that long ago, r-right?
>>34397321You're tiny?
I have no desire to put her in her place and ruin her.
>>34397330good
>>34397330You'll never have good sex.
>>34397334nta but you have a very weird idea of what good sex is
>>34397328
>>34397226I refuse to answer the question.For one I'm uncomfortable talking about someone's genitals if they're not in the room with me and two I either have to get lucky and he's the biggest and best at everything or lie, or he's mad. I can't win.Him asking the question is a practically a death sentence for the relationship if he actually expects me to answer it.
>>34397336And you have never experienced it.
>>34397339lol
>>34397317I’m not a brat, at least not a bad one
>>34397256Can you try the coffee and report back? Last couple I’ve had tasted bad, I think they are doing their Starbucks arc
>>34397341Plap
>>34397341>not a brat>at least not a bad oneWhat does that even mean?
>>34397345Tsundere.
>>34397341You just need to be taught.>>34397346That wouldn't make sense.
>tfw no tsundere gf
>>34397334>only bdsm is good sexFake dom energy
>>34397350Nobody was talking about bdsm.If anything, >>34397317 is tapping into ddlg.
>>34397317Are you ENTJ, or the dad?
>>34397345It means I’m not mean or need to be put in place or ruined
>>34397195>tfw popped anon's cherry
>>34397354>needIt's a want.
>>34397354That's nice. So you're just not a brat, like you said. But>at least not a bad onesuggests the possibility of a "good brat", and I'm still wondering what that would mean.
all I can think of it (you)
>>34397354Squishy Femanon.
>>34397361NTA, but a good brat always has plausible deniability and can't be punished to the extent of the meme.
>>34397351How is that ddlg?
>>34397366How is it not?
>>34397352That's the dad that fucks his daughter
>>34397360Okay evil Cooper>>34397361I can be childish and silly, I can have that look. No need for violent guy
>>34397369I like you.
>>34397367It's just a generic D/s situation. There's no indication he's roleplaying as a daddy, or she's playing a little girl.
>>34393765So I've been reading a bit about gender ratios and the effect on dating. The long and short of it:male dominated cities>dating is much harder for men>dating atmosphere is less fun for both genders>women are far less promiscous>far less casual sex / far more committed relationships>relationships last much longer>women tend to be higher quality (smarter, more educated , wealthier) female dominated cities>dating is much easier for men>dating atmosphere is more fun for both genders>women are far more promiscous>far more casual sex / far less commitment>relationships last less, more cheating, more breakupsI only lived in male dominated cities and can confirm most of those points. Didn't turn out so well for me in the end.
Anons are letting their own fetishes colour their interpretations.
>>34397371It's more adjecent to ddlg than bdsm, is what I said.
>>34397370Hey that’s nice! thanks
>>34397373This is correct.>>34397374There are no characteristics of ddlg that are present in that image that are not included under Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
>>34397317I'd never admit fault or culpability.
State genderHow much sex, boobs, and general horniness is in your favorite movie, show, or game?
>>34397380M.None.
>>34397380FNone.
>>34397380F. There's a good amount of horniness, but it serves the plot.
>>34397380Mbarely anything.>boobswell there are women and they have boobs but you don't get to see their boobs, don't know if that counts
>>34397372>tfw moved from liberal arts student city to engineering uni student cityNight and day. People don't appreciate the difference it makes.The liberal arts uni city was full of tall 8/10s. I wasn't hooking up with those but there were plenty of shorter 5/10s and 6/10s who gave me a chance.The engineering uni city had a much lower degree of hotness and the girls were also shorter so in theory I should have scored more, but nope. Quite the opposite. The same 5/10 wouldn't touch me.
>>34397380F>consuming slop>having favorite slop
>>34397380MI don't even know what my favorite movie, show, or game is.
>>34397387You're literally on a weeb board that was (formerly) known as the most degenerate place on the (western) interwebs.
>>34397380M>movienone>showI'd say 4/10, it takes place, but not a major focus.>gamea little bit
when I ask a woman what music does she like and she replies with "I listen to whatever" that gives me the ick
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting different results,what does it mean if I do the same thing and get different results?
>>34397389and?
>>34397393life is stochastic
>>34397392men thinking having limited music range is based gives me the ickthats like a picky eater thinking only eating chicken tenders means he's "refined"
>>34397394you're not above consuming slop
>>34397391Names?
>>34397393just means some of the aspects that determine outcome are out of your control
>>34397392Much better than guys that build their personality around music
Off to work again see you in 10 hours
>>34397397I don't seek it out and I certainly don't get emotionally attached to it to the point of having favorites
damn its still the same thread?
>>34397400100%, nothing worse than the "my mommy and daddy could afford piano lessons when I was in elementary, so here's me casually showing off my piano/guitar skills"
>>34397402fake and gay, literally nobody believes that you were crazy about Harry Potter or some other such crap
>>34397391>>34397398Oh wait I forgot there is a little bit of kissing in Rocky.RockyThe Shield World of Warcraft
>>34397404Plenty of things are worse.
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>>34397402nta one man's slop is another man's masterpiece. You definitely like some slop.Post taste or I'll have to assume you both consume slop AND that you're pretentious about it
>>34397412my point is that it's all slop
>>34397404I don't think thats what anon meant
>>34396994It's an asian invasive species.
