>>34396611
1. people who stay virgins for too long become weird, and most of it is because they put some very weird expectations on sex and it's a mistic stuff for them. It's not, it's a biological act, like pissing or shitting. It is like pissing after you've been holding it in for 2 hours because you couldn't find a place to pee, it feels that good, but it's still a biological release.
2. an escort is like going to a theme park and riding a roller coaster or going to a car dealership and getting on a sports car you know damn well you can't buy but they let you drive for a spin.
anyways just get it over with but don't think of it like something extra special or lifechanging, just like something very fun and a biological release
sex with a gf is not much more different once you're past the butterflies stage, you two want a quick release before going back to doing whatever you were doing. Sex during the butterflies part is magical but the whole relationship during that stage is magical, not even the sex, so again, it's not particularly special on it's own.

just go fuck something before you become a religious weirdo

>>34396611
im probably the furthest away from whatever the manosphere is right now, so take that as it is but my advice would be "if you want to, why not?" Just tell the escort what you are doing and try to make it something beyond just a quick pump and leave.

First times are overrated, its 'just' sex, the meaning comes from if you enjoy it and if you like the person. What would be a tragedy is meeting your person, and flunking the ball because you were a virgin and didn’t know what to do.

>>34396611

Sorry, im >>34399066 but i just needed to add

>I'm scared the woman would be repulsed by me and think I'm unattractive, but would go along with it anyway just because I paid her. I'm also terrified of doing things wrong and humiliating myself.

These girls, unless you pay below rate, just really really love fucking random people... If they wouldn’t enjoy it, they wouldn’t be doing it. They’d be flipping burgers. Just be honest to them about it being your first time and any embarrassment you might have would be her job to fix. Shes the pro here.

>I have absolutely no idea how to kiss, let alone have any form of sexual intercourse. I can't handle the idea of doing it wrong and the woman thinking I'm pathetic and retarded, even if it's "just with a sex-worker".

Maybe you should talk to a shrink about this first, because this sounds like some psychological trauma bs.

>>34396611
>I am a 30 year old kissless dateless handholdless virgin.
Same here, and I couldn't care less.

Just don't do anything. What you do even expect from this experience? Is this really something you want? You don't need to prove anyone anything. Hanging out in the sewage of human opinion that is this board just makes you wallow in self-pity ad nauseam. It's just the projection of their thoughts and expectations, not yours.

>>34399210
literally everyone on earth, including your own parents, think you are a loser if you cant find a partner
you can still just not care or pretend to not care, but its ridiculous acting like its 4chans boards expectation and deep down you dont actually want it

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>>34396611
>Should I hire an escort?
no
>I am a 30 year old kissless dateless handholdless virgin
bundle of CIA niggre slop buzzwords

>What should I do?
find social groups

I only ever had a kiss or two. The sum total of my existence. I could be a renowned philanthropist and it wouldn't matter. My penis never went inside a vagina, so it means I should delete myself.

>>34396611
Yes, do whatever you want.
>>34399239
You're not funny.
>>34399414
Pay for sex.

>>34396636
Sucks to be you, not everyone gets bored of it.

I did it when I was 28, twice, no regrets. I even had them come to my house.

It's not everything you've built it up to be in your head, it's probably not even 5% of that. It's 1/2 an hour (or 1 hour) of hedonistic catharsis, nothing more. You'll forget about it in a week.