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I need $10k in four months. I'm going to start donating plasma asap but I need more ideas.
I think I can get a job for $10 an hour but nearly my entire paycheck will be spent on bills each month. Anything I can do besides sucking dick to meet that goal? Thanks for any recs.
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>>34399546
Give 40,000 blowjobs at 25 cents each
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If I were in your situation I would do this:
>write down everything. I leaned at my own expense that plans that are not on paper are mere daydreams
>cut your monthly expenses to the bare minimum, starting from alcohol or cigarettes or anything of those sorts if you have bad habits like that (I do), junk food and takeout meals definitely count too, especially takeout food is way more expensive than I realized when I'd get it a lot
>research on which jobs that can be obtained after getting relatively easy to get qualifications are in demand in your area
>research on which of those jobs would be the most effortless to you, as long as they do NOT involve intense physical labor
>get a loan
>get said qualifications and get the job
As for examples: HVAC technicians aaleays seem to be in high demand, so are electricians, forklift drivers. All of those jobs are not particularly physically demanding, offer plenty of stability, and also pay better than unspecialized labor.
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>>34399546
Yes steal it
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>>34399546
Bitcoin crashed on its face and about to explode parabolic. Use your blood money to buy bitcoin. A halfass market recovery could double your investment in four months. And you can use your assets as collateral to increase your increase.
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>>34402061
>90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big
fuck off
>>34399546
i first read your post & thought it said "$10k in one month", but $10k in four months is more doable
this >>34400323 is good advice probably
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>>34400270
This
That's only 10 thousand dicks a month
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>>34399546
medical experiments like new pills are an option.
also try eating only top ramen. That'll save you money.
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>>34402169
>also try eating only top ramen. That'll save you money.
this is true, but you can expand it a bit for a more sustainable poorfag diet

- peanut butter
- rice & beans
- eggs (scrambled, fried, boiled, whatever else)
- frozen broccoli
- multivitamin

if anyone has other suggestions post them
but yeah, you CANNOT be getting fast food or takeout food or restaurant food, if you're trying to save money
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>>34402122
>before
Already
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>>34400323
>HVAC
>not particularly physically demanding

I seriously wish that were the case. Forklift operators have a pretty chill job (some heavy lifting here and there) and electricians have *less* heavy shit, but an HVAC tech has a workshop on their back, rooftops, crawlspaces and boiler rooms to traverse, and heavy components to lug through tough spots.
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>>34400490
No i wont steal it you misogynist
>>34402146
I cant do that, i have gingervitis so thats not an option
>>34402169
thanks will try out
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>>34399546
>I can get a job for $10 an hour
is that still a thing these days?
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>>34399546
Sell your organs.



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