Okay /adv/ I have a question different from the usual relationship slop questions. This is something I actually can't ask my friends for help without it coming across as a humble brag or some weird exhibitionist thing but its also something genuinely fucking gross and I hate it.>Wake up in the morning and go to bathroom while having massive morning wood>Try to sit as far back on the chair as I can go and hold my dick down>My dick still touches the fucking toilet water and now its in the toilet water in the center of the toilet>Feel massively grossed out yet it just keeps fucking happening>Have to clean my dick every fucking timeIs there a way to avoid this without standing up and peeing?
>>34403307Sure OP, you could get a penis inversion operation and troon out. That'll solve your problem since you already insist on pissing like a woman anyway, may as well fully pretend to be one.
>>34403321I only sit and pee because I also had to shit but i ended up not doing because i was grossed out my dick touched the toilet water
>>34403307Don't take shits with a erect penis
>>34403307Huge cock haver here. I use my sink. It’s not perfect and you have to push your dick down when hard but it beats dipping it in toilet water.
>>34403307>Is there a way to avoid this without standing up and peeing?Soak a face flannel in very cold water (use ice if necessary) and wrap it round your dick until it goes soft and shrinks.
>>34403387the fact im unironically considering this
