>36>NEET for basically entire life>no high school or college education>dropped out of school in 9th grade>never worked>have left house maybe 6 times in past 15 years>0 social skills>obese >never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s>ginger>never had a job>can't drive>never had friends>KHHV>parents are broke so I won't inherit anything>no skills>never exercised in my entire life>POTS>fecal incontinence>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 yearsHow do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out and I’m being kicked out in May. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?
>>34404528What was the initial cause that made you end up in that type of situation? If it was something like depression or another mental disease, you should probably try to get that checked out first before immediately jumping in on trying to be a "normal" functioning member of society.
>>34404528Honestly man, you need to grow the fuck up. I am sorry to say this, but if you are in the state you are at 36, it might be good for you to be kicked out.Since you have been spending the last 20+ years playing video games, think of it as a survival game. I'm not even being sarcastic, the level system is the only point of reference you have if you are for real right now
>>34404570>it might be good for you to be kicked out.He would die
>>34404570With these standards it's over at late 20s, let alone mid 30s,stop coping
>>34404585At this point, it just might be the motivation he needs. He is 36. 3 fucking 6. If the lack of life experiences or romance didn't motivate him then, maybe the lack of standard living conditions will. I'm sorry, I really don't mean to be a heartless bastard, but for someone as fucked as OP is, this is his last shot at life.OP, if you are reading this, read very carefully. This is the moment where the rest of your life is defined. You can live on Skid Row in Cali, or you can get your fucking shit together and build a life to be proud of. What you need to do is:1) Find a home. Any home. I dont care if you gotta suck dick for it, you need to get a roof over your head, even if it is in a different state than the one you are living in right now.2) Get a job. Any job. You are not too good for anythign right now. Clean toilets, work retail, literally anything. Spend as little as you can and save as much as you can, count every penny. Bonus: This will help you lose weight.I'm sorry, I really wish I had something more inspirational for you, but this is the life you have chosen and this is my best advice on how to move forward from your position. I really hope you make it when it comes to dating and family and that shit, but right now securing yourself some basic fucking needs is your highest and only priority.Godspeed brother.
>>34404614Standards? The dude is a neet khv with 0 work experince at 36. Honestly, he doesn't have the right to have standards. What he needs to do, is to put the work in. He has neglected it all his life, but now is the time.OP if you are reading this, I am the same dude as >>34404643Please for the love of god and yourself. Get your shit together
>How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?nobody here considered its just lazy bait?
>>34404528This is a troll post. It has been posted in various forms for years now. Every time it’s posted, the kick out date gets pushed further out and the obscure medical condition changes, but the rest of the post stays the same. It’s all fake.
>>34404528>What is it this time what is it this time>POTS and fecal incontinenceAnyway to actually answer the questionSchooling and shit is mostly useless, you can learn yourself using internet/AI if you really need to, so ignore that shit - at most get the lowest schooling credential (whatever it is for high school I guess)First thing to be probably actually do is get a job. Get that money rolling in, that social interaction even if it's forced environment, start budgeting up your existence and planning/mapping your future out monetarilyMaybe learn to drive since it can be useful for getting jobs, but not necessary if you don't have the meansIf your health is obviously subpar (obesity for instance, is a pretty obvious indicator), work on improving or managing (if un-improve-able) it (for you, diet and exercise plan, weight loss goals)Once you're solid in those aspects, financially secure, health secure, you can start the sort of social impact stuffSo you try hobbies, more non-mandatory people gatherings (i.e. social interaction but not in workplace or school or etc), involve yourself in the community, exist in other people's eyes, make connections with others, potentially find a partner to start a family withThat's the basic gist of incel/hikikomori/shut-in/neet/loser to stable normie pipeline
>>34404528Alright let's recap:>Has had nearly no life experience>Is about to get kicked out>Has been chronically online and played video games for decades.>Needs a jobHere's my advice:Don't fall into despair, but mentally prepare yourself to leave the house for the first time and get prepared for your life to drastically change. Leave amicably with your parents and be SURE to collect your birth certificate, social security card and any documentation you can get your hands on. then Sell Sell Sell. Liquidate every asset you own and put it into a bank. Anything you can get your hands on that is moderately yours to sell before your kicked out, sell. That means figurines, monitors, chairs, desks, clothing. Your still slightly ahead of most by posting here. Since you wasted the lifeline that is your childhood home you need to start calculating. Nearly every expense is poison to your future. If you sold everything before you left the house, you should have at least 1k in the bank to live off of for the next 2 weeks. If you sell nothing starting from 0 is hard, but not impossible. I'll start as if you did nothing until may and have no ID. Assuming your live in the USA:If you are 18+, a U.S. citizen, and have a state-issued ID, you can request a replacement online at SSA.gov. You NEED your identification to get anything. Engrave them into your mind or keep them in a secure place. Next you want to use as many community resources as you can. Start taking handouts from your local homeless shelter. Next, try to land your first job. Goodwill, or the Salvation Army, offer job training and clothing to those with mental disabilities. They can handle you even if you have no social experience. Put everything you earn into a bank and start tracking how much you make vs spend. Goodwill and other thrift stores are great places to buy high end clothing for cheap. Take advantage of it and buy your first $20 suit. Use gyms to shower, bathe and groom yourself.
>>34404528Hey, OP, where have you been? It's been three whole days since you last posted this daily reminder of your obsession with posting.
>>34404528Your best option is trying to get welfare. You can be a comfy wizard for the rest of your life if you get that. Otherwise i don't know if you can do anything.
Hey man,If this is not a troll post, get a night shift job working at Amazon or some kind of warehouse. Night shift has the highest rate and they'll hire anybody. Save money and live with a roommate.
>>34405778>Hey, OP, where have you been?it's rare for /adv/ OP's to show up in their own threads for some reason
You're pretty much cooked since you have no life skills and need to wear diapers. You are about as wanted as a hemorrhoid, and that doesn't bode well. You've been dealt the worst possible poker hand where it wasn't a full hand, just a 2 card that can be stuck up your incontinent ass. You are so fat that it would take 6 bodybuilders to carry your oversized casket, but since you are broke, cremation is the only option after suicide, that or your body gets donated to science.
>>34406773well-composed demoralization rhapsody>>34405984good adviceu'll be fine OP but you need to stop ritualposting and do something
i'm afraid of ending up like OPi cant lie the temptation to play thousands of hours of modded minecraft is strong
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>>34406817Don't fuck your life. The earlier you get out the less it's going to suck.No one can avoid the wageslave life. However you can, with time, find an alternative profession you like to do
>>34404528>>36>>NEET for basically entire life>>no high school or college education>>dropped out of school in 9th grade>>never worked>>have left house maybe 6 times in past 15 years>>0 social skillsbah whatever, easily fixable>>gingerholy shit OP it's so fucking over
>>34404528Test
>>34409402>No one can avoid the wageslave life.yes you can if you have no morals. I'm in the same situation as op, same age but dropped from a compsci degree so i have some coding experience. What i'm trying is to develop a super scummy microtransation riddled game on roblox and if that fails go into crypto scam. Unironically
>>34404528start filming porn with carefully molded clay dolls. Insane amount of money in a day. I am talking 27 figures here. God is himself into this shit. He will shower you will money and a mommy.
>>34409402;-;thank you anon
Dude, you got to have a little bit of an "okay boomer" attitude. You can't always be a perfect image of a school boy your parents and teachers wanted. Besides some of those people actually are douchebags when you try to get to know them. Best thing you can do is just make the most of your life day by day and see to it you make it to the goals you want that you are most passionate about.
